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The first "PMQ style" Q&A thread (details) is now complete. I hung out for almost 5 hours chatting with you all and answering questions. Hope it was informative!
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Sweetie horses and other sweet horses.
Old horse: >>4541548
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That cat video really shook me. Cats are my favorite living things.
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>>4544476
>sweet rape
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>>4544489
Fucking glorious
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>A pony deserves respect
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>no barbs
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Eurobeat did you see the video/gifs in the last thread?
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>>4544473
>some muscle-bound tough guys try to hit on her from time to time
>but she always turns them down
>she's already got all the man she'll ever need
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Cmc thread?
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Oops.
Didn't mean to post my Brightbow fan art until the new thread
I think she is the best OC since Twilight Sparkle
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Gilda's a toe eater.
This thread will be dedicated to the pony that does the job right.

Captcha: pack-mule ofAllec
I-it's talking about Gilda of course.
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>>4544518
Do you think Gilda has barbed dildos?

Do you think she'd use them on me if I was her toy?
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Time for bed.

you will never jump on the bed with Dash
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>>4544426
Life of Brian is the best Python film.

But Holy Grail is good too.
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>>4544529
I never get a chance to post this
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>>4544518
I would give her the smoothest of rides
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Would you help ease a pone's heavy burden?
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What do you guys think of lolicon?
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>>4544520
I did, and addressed it at >>4544377
>>4544549
It's been too long since I watched any Monty Python.
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>>4544529
>still doesn't know how to fly
>at least she's a crappy umbrella
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>>4544558
I don't really think about it too much, but I certainly do masturbate to it.
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>>4544558
Its bad.
I prefer my girl child non sexual
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>>4544558
Not a fan
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>>4544558
Gives pedophiles an outlet while also skewing their perceptions of what kind of child is attractive in a way that makes them less likely to attack an actual kid.
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>>4544558

I don't like, but to each his own.
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>>4544556
Do I have to wear pants?
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>>4544545
>barbed dildos
>not real flesh penises severed and preserved
>"These losers were thinking with the wrong head, figured I may as well keep the only part of them that matters."
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>>4544558
Same I think of ponies.

Cute and nonsexual pls.
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>>4544553
>Scootajealousy
that'd be a good fic
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>>4544541
is that... mune of her joon?

i threw up.
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>>4544575
A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
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>>4544543
would you let Gilda nip at your toes

or Derpy
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>>4544585
There's probably one out there.
But it probably sucks.
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>>4544558
I like oppai loli
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>>4544549
>>4544553
my fucking penis is erupting
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>>4544518
Would you help her groom and lick the inside of her thighs?
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>>4544592
Derpy.
She'll eventually have my whole foot in her mouth.
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>>4544602

>oppai (hiragana おっぱい)

>(informal) milk
>(anatomy, sexuality, informal, slang) breasts; tits

I like milk loli?
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>>4544592
>Gilda
>let
If I have to let her do anything it completely ruins the whole point of giving a shit about Gilda. I want her to take what she wants from me and leave me a bleeding, whimpering wreck as she steps outside for her cigarette.

I want her to be an r63 of the dentist from little shop of horrors.
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A SHIPPER DESERVES RESPECT.
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>>4544607
>Derpy swallows your entire leg
>your dick boops her
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>>4544556
I would stick my finger in a pony anus if that is what you mean
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>>4544526
>wiry, not extremely bulky on a slender frame, but the muscle shows throw extremely well on a tight shirt
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>>4544602
my nigger

>>4544610
loli with big titties basically dwarf porn
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>>4544617
>anyone deserving respect
nah
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*clink*
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>>4544518
Idiot. It's the bard raking the vaginal wall that induce a lioness to orgasm. No barbs, no fun.
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>>4544575

What do you guys think of this loli?
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>>4544617
My favorite ship from the wedding photos is Pinkie and piece of cake
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>>4544631
*poot*
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>>4544617
kill yourself
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>>4544626
>loli with big titties basically dwarf porn

...i need to see me some of that.
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>>4544619
>it accidentally goes inside her left nostril
>"that doesn't belong there! get it out Anon!"
>it's covered in pony snot
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>>4544632
>female animals
>having orgasms

citation needed
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>>4544638

*gurgle*
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>>4544617

>Pinkie eating cake
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*caw*
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>>4544632
>bard raking the vaginal wall
>you will never excite your waifu by reciting Shakespeare during cunnilingus
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>>4544647
Maregasms are completely real.
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>>4544558
Not my thing. I actually prefer my ladies sliiiightly older than myself.
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>>4544634

She seems to be good at magic.

10/10 would join in an adventuring party with.
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>>4544612
Why are you such a little bitch?
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>>4544631
>CLUNK
>What the fuck was that?!
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>>4544631
fiisssSSSHHH you shook her too much!
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this thread is now haunted
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>>4544647
They enjoy ovulating during sex at the very least.
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>>4544675
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>>4544642
Like this.
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Why is the general full of so many subs ?
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*door slam*
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>>4544664
It's my fetish. You could make a cogent argument (even if it's not true) that it stems from a low self esteem spiral related to my looks and social standing and being overweight, but it's just as possible that it's any number of other things.
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I want to taste Pinkie Pie's vaginal excretions.
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>>4544640
>Applejack
heheheh
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>>4544675
whoa watch out!
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>>4544634
Powerful mage with good situational awareness and general knowledge. Sometimes gets a little too big for her britches when it comes to casting things she doesn't quite have the energy for, but overall a solid adventuring partner.
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>>4544662

That scene was awful. Just everything's been bad for the last 10 volunes in Berserk. Detailed artwork or not.
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>Gilda playfully nipping at you
>She nips at your neck.
>It pierces the jugular
>"Oh shit, oh shit. I forgot that Griffons have thicker skin. Shit shit shit."
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>>4544564
Midwestria set go well?
Any new music on the way?
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*doorbell*
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>>4544682
I think a better question is why is the sub so full of generals?
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>>4544647
>Fictional creatures
>Existing
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>>4544681

Those are too big.
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>>4544689
10/10 would shit myself again.
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*oink-oink-oink*
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>>4544681
Little too big
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>>4544675
not today
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>>4544704
>lioness
>fictional

anon pls
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>>4544579
That depends on how you want to lighten her load.
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*ribbit*
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>>4544681
far too big.

bigger.
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>>4544696
Oh man, waking up in the hospital with her running a talon down my arm would be hot. "Gotta get you better so I can wreck you later, hun."
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>>4544526

>they try to show off when you go with her to the gym by lifting way more than you could ever hope to
>she knows exactly what they're doing and goes after them, firing off in Spanish
>she knows you don't like having a woman fight your battles, but it pisses her off that those idiots don't think you're good enough for her
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*whipcrack*
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>>4544713
I thought we were talking griffins, but I guess we're going full blown fucking cats here.
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>>4544681
That's not a dwarf...that's not a dwaf at all.
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*Scootaloooo-Scoot Scoot Scootaloooo*
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>>4544710

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE, PRINCESS
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>>4544734
griffons are half lion.

pls anon

anon pls
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*aoooogaaa*
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>>4544732

Please no, I can't wait for that shitty show to end.
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>>4544723

pls aradia

pls
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>>4544735
ikr she's like 17
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>>4544738
C'mon slick, let's bail!
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>>4544732
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP
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>>4544720
Pony will end up with more than before. Did I help?
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>>4544636
>Pinkie Pie and Cake you say?
He pounds.
She sucks.
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*ding*
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*dong*
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>>4544726
>"Hey Anon."
>"Mm?"
>she averts her eyes, visibly struggling as her mouth fumbles over unspoken words
>"...Sorry."
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>>4544759
>>4544762
Your SAFARI Time is up!
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>>4544734
They have the back half of a lion. Therefore they have the vagina of a lioness.
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>>4544689
2SPOOKY
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>>4544767
>mouth
I can't do ANYTHING right...
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>>4544759
>>4544762
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>>4544755
That depends on how much more.
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>>4544778
But they do have mouthes you fool.
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>>4544617
I never noticed it before, yet is the the pony in Pinkies picture to the left supposed to be the queen in winter attire?

I swear she wears something identical to that.
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>>4544729
>she brags to them about your sexual prowess
>while you're standing right behind her
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*tick*
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>>4544476
> Not "Sweetie Butt"
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>>4544782
Fuck, where's that image of Rarity going "In my mouth, in my hooves, in my bag" when I need it?
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*tack*
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>>4544756
No, I said piece of cake
Because I knew you guys would do this.
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>>4544476
>Sweetie thread right after a Rumble thread
>no Scoot for the night or Applebloom
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>>4544805
the night's not over yet
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*TAW*
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>tfw not rufus
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>>4544800
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>>4544724
>>4544681

>Pinned to the ground by slowly-swelling womanflesh, engulfed in a sensation like an orgasm spreading out from her nipples at both the feeling of her massive, swollen teats brushing the ground, and slowly growing fatter and heavier
>eventually she can't do anything but lay across her beautiful, enormous breasts in the perfect position for you to come up from behind and make her really feel like a woman, as her hormones going out of control send her sex drive through the roof.
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>>4544788
It's not specifically the Queen's, but yeah, I'm pretty sure she wears a fur hat like that.
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>>4544675
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>>4544697
Yes, and yes. I dropped a new tune at my set, "Gone", which is available in its incomplete form from the Midwestria Fundraiser album and will be complete on My Life as a Pixel Vol. 2.
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Why can't anyone on /mlp/ talk about pone without being horsefuckers?
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>>4544815
>that image

Every fucking time
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>>4544821
Throw in her fat nipples drooling rich cream and making her belly join her heavy breasts on the floor and I'm sold.
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>>4544785
I can't even not do things right properly!
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OoooOOOoh

OOooOOOoOOOOoooh
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>>4544837
Because the internet is a horny place.
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Considering how awful Pinkie Pie's diet is she probably has some nasty, itching, stinging, bleeding, hard to clean hemorrhoids. Would you ease her discomfort by applying hydrocortisone cream to the area?
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more sexy grown-Sweetie greentext please
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>>4544815
Good job friend.
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>>4544821
I've got a boner, but I'll feel guilty if it's not pony.
Make it pony.
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>this thread
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>>4544852
> grown
No.
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>>4544790

>"when he's done with me, i can't even walk. i just don't think i could live with such a downgrade, diminuto."
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>>4544850
>She probably

Do horses even get hemorrhoids?
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>>4544864
You deserve respect, anon!
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>>4544835
Er, I should fix this. It's not "new"— I showed MLPG before Midwestria— but it is as of yet incomplete.
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>>4544852
Sounds sweet to me
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>>4544852
The guy I was discussing Sweetie having her first time with one of Rarity's friends and not liking it seems to have gone.
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>>4544850
That doesn't make any sense at all.

I've already told you I would. Not because of any gross fucking fetish for bleeding sores. Simply because I like her and I want her to feel better, I would help her apply the cream.
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This is the most serious question in MLPG.
How long do you estimate you'll keep ponying it up? I'm talking years.
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>>4544804
You say piece of Cake.
Do I get to choose which piece?
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>>4544884
the ride never ends
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>>4544884
Probably not much more than season 3
I'm getting too black for this shit
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>>4544884
I honestly have no clue. It may be a month, it may be ten years.
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Guys, I just woke up and pic related.
wat doooOOooOOOoo?
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>>4544815
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>you will never have a cute, busty owner
>you will never lovingly nurse from her as you gently grind your massive horsecock in and out of her cunt
>you will never pant and moan as she rubs your ears with one hand and your trembling ponynuts with her other
>you will never feel her kiss your forehead and call you her best little pony
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>>4544900
>morning WoooOOOOOooood.
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>>4544706
>>4544709
>>4544724
>>4544735
>>4544821
You guys are hard to please.

Here's a range of options.
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>>4544907
>trembling ponynuts
This is the least arousing phrase I have ever heard in an erotic greentext
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>>4544914
>tfw laughing at a DD joke
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>>4544882
I was kinda hoping for more awkward yet sweet sexual exploration
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>>4544917
What about gushing marecunt?
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>>4544835
>>4544878
Good to hear; shame I couldn't make it up there. Can't wait for MLAAPv2 and the season to begin so some new pone music if you still are going to do it.
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I just ERP'd for two hours with a stranger about Chrysalis.
I thought I was over her, dammit.
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>>4544884
Even if I don't check it, I'll always keep a tab open until the show has officially ended.
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>>4544884
I have no idea.

Probably whenever ponies stop being cute.
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>>4544929
post it. I posted Rarity, god damn it.
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>>4544929
Don't be a bitch
Pastebin the log
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>>4544919
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>>4544907
I don't really want to be a pony.
But I would in this case...
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>>4544917
It is the funniest though.
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>lolicon discussion
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>>4544871
>she's still all riled up as you're heading home from the gym together
>she stares out the window and grumbles obscenities under her breath
>as soon as you step into the front door she grabs you by the collar and drags you into the bedroom
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pony should superman 64
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>>4544926
Much better.
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>>4544933
>>4544934
I deleted it.
It was really fucking brony.
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It's time for Spike.

We know that sending letters is just one trick Spike can do with his breath. I wonder what other things he could do.
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>>4544916
Much better anon.
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>>4544948
No pony should endure that horror.
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>>4544951
>not being the laughing stalk of MLPG and being a good sport
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>>4544952
He makes his own body pillows
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>>4544952
That's gotta be a health code violation.
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>>4544952
He can light up blunts with it
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>>4544951
You fucking faggot. I'm gonna make you regret that~
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>>4544950
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>>4544946
>her dragging me
>not me carrying her, kissing passionately the whole time

I have trouble relating to these kinds of greentexts because i'm not fucking weak
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>mfw I can't remember the marker password
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>>4544952
Like a rocket propellant?
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>>4544962
>laughing stalk
You're a diamond dozen, MT.
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If there is just one MLPG in the future without one sexual comment, fetish story or porn picture posted, I will be very impressed.
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>>4544963
This image is wonderful in every single way
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>>4544976
What a shame.
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>>4544962
well i think that's taking it for granite, for all intensive purposes
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>>4544971
I'm scared now. The spoiler was intimidating, but the tilde was flirty.
I don't know what to think.
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HEY MLPG

I
JUST
TOOTED

XD
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>>4544928
No worries! I'll be playing EQLA, and I'm sure there'll be video of the Midwestria set soon.

And, I might make MLAaP2 more focused on Eurobeat, seeing as the Super Eurobeat series is confirmed to be delayed until January 2013. What do you guys think— load up 2 with Eurobeat and release other genres as singles, or keep it balanced like 1?
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>>4544991
can't it be both, my pet~
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>>4544992
HEY PINKIE PIE

YOUR WIFE
ORBITS
MY DICK

XD
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>>4544952
Well, he can instantly cook food. That's something.
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>>4544992
PINKIE, TAKE ME TO PONEWORLD I LOVE YOU.
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>>4544994
keep the balance
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>>4544962
>laughing stalk
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>>4544992
HEY MLPG I GOTTA FART SUPER BAD.
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>>4544974
Yes you are.
Weak to her charms.
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>>4545011
I'm smirking manually
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>>4544998
.....
Fuck, I guess I'll meet you in the cocoon.
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>>4544974
I don't have a vagina but it doesn't stop me from getting into femanon greentext
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*toots uncontrollably*
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>>4545014
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Which pony has the largest flare?
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>>4545020
well i do and that doesn't stop me from rubbing myself to fat jet black horsecock
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OH GOD
IT'S TEN TO EIGHT
WHY AM I UP SO EARLY
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>>4545025
PINKIE, PLEASE.
STOP TOOTING FOR FIVE SECONDS AND TAKE ME WITH YOU.
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>>4544974

>she starts to pull you by the hem of your pants towards the bedroom
>you sweep her up off her feet and she lets out a girlish giggle as you carry her into the bedroom, her arms wrapped around your shoulders, kicking off her shoes
>she won't even let go of you to let either of you fully undress
>"dámelo! dámelo, amor!"
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>>4545025
*filters immediately*
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>>4545025
Panka, do I need to break out the rolling pin?
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>>4545032
Also Mayor Mare.
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>>4545034
3DPD pls go
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*uses Self-Destruct*
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>>4545025
/toot/i;stub:no
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>>4545025
oh god! who covered the beans in sugar again!
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>>4544855

>she's barely coherent as you undo the bow to her bikini bottom. The very touch of your hand against her flushed flanks sends electricity through her and the slight piece of fabric quickly begins to dampen
>you gently kiss her flank, giving her a good firm squeeze right over her cutie mark before reaching down to slap a fat, full, lovely teat and watching the flesh ripple as the last of the swimsuit begins literally dripping, they're so soaked-through by her hormonal apocalypse-level arousal.
>Undoing the bow at last, it falls wetly to the ground.
>Shuddering, she slowly wags her now-exposed flank at you, as if to entice you in further, panting lewdly between half-present gaspings to the effect that she needs cock. She needs rut. Now. Please. Fuck. Horny. Cock...! Yummy~!
>Her mare pussy is engorged and dripping, eager and willing to be mounted.
>she winks as you tug on her tail and your bare groin is doused in a warm dollop of her juices.
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>>4545032
Hayseed turniptruck is basically a beach umbrella
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>>4545034
Any one in particular?
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>>4544994
I think the balance would be best. I would be more inclined to buy the Eurobeat singles.
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>>4545046
Go on, faggot
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>>4545048
Oh gosh.
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>>4545055
soarin and thunderlane lately and yes im probably that one bitch who lied to get what she wanted that one time
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>>4545032
>Largest flare

Am I missing something here or are we seriously talking about pyrotechnics?
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>>4545051
>She needs rut. Now. Please. Fuck. Horny. Cock...! Yummy~!
Fuck. Simplification of desires, or whatever you call this, get's me going like almost nothing else.
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>>4545074
ohboyherewego.jpg
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Ohai Brony
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>>4545036
Hey Britfag. Wanna meet up? We can beat up gypsies together.
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>>4545073
Soarin and Thunderlane? At the same time?

Also we still want to hear you enjoying your story.
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>>4545073

show us your tits, or we're taking our horsecock and going home.
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>>4545051
>Now. Please. Fuck. Horny. Cock...!

FUCKING GAMESTOP
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>>4545074
We talkin' bout horse penises!

Brap brap!
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>>4545015
What sort of accent did Skinner have because it never sounded very British to my Murrican ears.

>>4545032
This one. It's like if someone inflated a bike tire in your colon.
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>>4545100

Oh.
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>>4545101
What about his output?
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>>4545038
>fucking while still dressed
well hello there boner
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The latest Doctor Who has a stallion that wants to be a mare.

Naturally, I thought of you, MLPG
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>>4545006
>>4545057
Fair enough. Of course, 1 was still mostly Eurobeat, and 2 wouldn't be all-Eurobeat anyway, but it's good to know what you guys think on the matter.

At any rate, I'm off to bed. Goodnight, MLPG. I hope I make you proud.
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>>4545101
.....
I guess Snails is kind of cute. I never liked him before. But I guess he's kind of cute.
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>>4545036
>>4545093
How many bongs is that again?
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>>4545073
So wait, I'm confused. Do you like the idea of Thunderlane mounting you and rutting you into the ground? Do you want to be Soarin, free to choose among the hottest mares in Equestria, and more than willing to, sometimes bagging three or four a night, sometimes multiples at once. Making them scream your name, building your legend as a star and as a playboy, and leaving what may be the world's largest of especially talented Pegasi in your wake, along with a lot of broken-hearted mares?
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>>4545093
>not meeting up at Thorpe Park
Hah, scrub
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>>4545096
straight, gay, as long as i can see and imagine their dicks both stories were good but the one on deck was fantastic i think i read it every night up until yesterday that one was really really hot
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*t00t* IT *t00t* JUST *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* STOP *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t* *t00t*
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>>4545114
How has the new series been anyways?
I've been waiting since Christmas for new Who and I still haven't watched it.
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>>4545124
Which one is this?
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>>4545114
Spoilers nig nog, [spoilas]SPOILAS[/spoilas]
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>>4545118
>Didn't think Snails was cute before someone talked about his penis

Words fail.
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>>4545132
Feels like a lot of filler so far. I'm worried they're gonna jump the shark.
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>>4545131
QUICK, WE NEED SOMEONE TO ABSORB THOSE TOOTS OR WE'LL ALL DIE!
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>>4545120
Two-four.
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>>4545137
No, I mean before I saw that gif and really looked at him for a while.
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*BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP*
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>>4545114
I was thinking, who's to say the name Susan is gendered in the world of horses?
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>>4545140
They jump the shark every single episode. It has the writing of a 5 year old.

>Nuh-uh! I totally killed you because my sonic screwdriver can just do that!
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>>4545148
Oh good.

He's a cute pone
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>>4545109
You'll be draining for at least an hour.
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>>4545122
you are really confused no i don't want to be a stallion i want to be fucked by one with a dick so big it cant fit inside me all the way and i cant grab his fat balls with one hand if i tried thats what i want
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>>4545150
But Susan is a human name.
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>>4545124
Would you worship Soarin's cock and balls with your mouth until he couldn't take it anymore and tossed you onto your back, intent on stuffing every last inch of his glistening ponyshaft deep into you?
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>>4545149
>Implying I don't instantly think of Attack the Block
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>>4545123
Be at the entrance at noon. I'll be the unwashed neckbeard in a fedora.
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>>4545154
>Doctor Who
>Silly shit

Oh good, I was actually worried.
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>>4545166
NO FUCK YOU
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>>4545167
Well fuck, now I'm laughing
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>>4545159
Do you prefer A loving Stallion, who accepts the fact that it won't all fit, and returns the favor after you bring him to orgasm with your mouth and hands?

Or would you rather have a drunk, angry Stallion, frustrated that he can't rut you properly, pinning you down and trying again and again, until you are too exhausted and numb to protest?

Or maybe something in the middle?
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>>4545165
yessssssssssss
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>>4545171
Don't do it! With this much toot in the atmosphere you'll kill us all!
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>>4545166
Okay.

I'm pretty tired.
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>>4545176
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>>4545140
I'm starting to think the fillerish nature is actually in reaction to the erasure of his name. Something like "you're not who you are without your reputation. It keeps you in check, it's what makes you the good guy and not some manic asshole going around the whole of space and time fucking with people".
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A fat, disgusting, fully autistic brony gets turned into a cute pone girl.
She wants to cuddle.
y/n?
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>>4545156
Then I'd let him stay hilted inside me, hugging my cum-swollen body as I rubbed his big ears.
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>>4545202
So it's Fluttershy
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>>4545202
Cute ponies is cute ponies.
I might have to instigate a no talking rule though.
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>>4545202
>cute pony
>wants to cuddle
I don't see the downside
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>>4545202
No. She's still autistic on the inside and autism must be punished.
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I have so many fap fantasies trapped inside my mind but I lack the artistic ability to release them via any medium other than my own jizz. Maybe I should hire a ghost writer to write greentext stories for me.
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>>4545193
Wait...aren't you cold as fuck.
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>>4545156
that dipper is very cute.
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>>4545166
Before I'm bedward-bound, do you know if /jp/ still hates me? I know the last few comments on my TEB entries reflected that they weren't too happy with me at all, wish I knew why.
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>>4545214
maybe you should draw them with your semen
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>>4545110

>her lycra pants lie around her knees, but you just pulled your shorts low enough to let your dick out
>you can smell the sweat still in the shirts you both wear
>when you look down, you can see her chest heaving inside her tank top
>her hair is still in the ponytail she pulled it into hours ago
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>>4545218
Yes.
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>>4545213
I'd punish this autism with severe cuddling.
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Guys.
Scootaloo wants to hug you and tell you all about Rainbow Dash.
What do?
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>>4545184
I never liked it in the butt anyway. I just want to jerk and slobber on a big thick horsecock until he douses his own chest.
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>>4545218
>Caring about /jp/, or its opinions

Ishiggity diggity doo
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>>4545184
ive fantasized about being in the middle before between soarin and thunderlane some nights i even include rumble if i can't get over the edge
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>>4545226
NO
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>>4545222
When she still had a white undershirt on was always the best. There's something so much better about groping under or through clothes...
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>>4545226
Sure, go ahead.

I like ronbah dah too.
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>>4545226

fart uncontrollably
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>>4545226
Fuck you, I already know everything about rainbow dash.

i'll take a hug though.
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>>4545231
>some nights i even include rumble if i can't get over the edge
>some nights i even include rumble if i can't get over the edge
>some nights i even include rumble if i can't get over the edge
>some nights i even include rumble if i can't get over the edge
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>>4545231
>Wanting to fuck Rumble.
YOU'RE EVIL.
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>>4545190
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>>4545226
I pick her up and throw her. Maybe she'll finally learn to fly.
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>>4545234
Sex with clothes is great.
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>>4545187
How long do you think he'd rut you with that magnificently girthy erection, unable to get much past his medial ring into you before he'd grunt and groan, his flat head doubling in size inside you? And how much goopy pony spunk would he pump into you, his oversized testes pulling upwards with every blast? Would you want him to pull out and hose you down? Or demand that you lick him clean and take another viscous load down your throat?
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>>4545231
Does Thunderlane bring in Rumble midway, after you've been so thoroughly fucked that it barely registers? Does Thunderlane urge him on as he unsurely tries to mount you? Does he eventually find a rhythm and blow his load inside you, because he couldn't pull out in time?
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>>4545132

it's ridiculous. the Doctor has now suddenly gone from being Batman to the Punisher.

which would be acceptable, if they showed some fucking progression into it, instead of just going "oh btw he kills people now lawl bye". i'm worried.

but at least Copper is good.
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>>4545225
I'd punish her with hugs and kisses and tummy rubs and ear scratches.
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You scary, nighttime MLPG.

Here's some porn to distract you while I run away to bed.
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>>4545124
Thanks for finally giving me some kind of feedback. I didn't even want the schlick video, just some sort of reader response.

>>4545134
pastebin.com/hbmcQpkR
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>>4545234

contribute
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>>4545214
Isn't that what one-sided ERP is all about?
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>>4545224
That's a bummer. I'd at least like to know why sometime.
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>>4545254
>>4545197
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>>4545248
I've slept through roaring thunder, trains and gunfire.

Have at it.
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>>4545264

etubirtnoc
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>>4545258
we need more anon stallion pics like that
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>>4545258
But why is there a poached egg in the picture?
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>>4545219
But you can't draw ponies with cum. There's no colour to it!

Unless I mash up beetles with my cock before fapping. That could work.
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>>4545276
>implying you wouldn't want to poach Vinyl's egg
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>>4545276
I'm hungry.
Are you hungry?
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>>4545256
Oh man, that's a much more severe punishment than what I was going to do.
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>>4545208
He has a game he likes to play.
See if you can rub his nuts while sucking him off. Most people can't reach with their hands.
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>>4545252
>>4545253
uggh i can't even be on the computer like this im going to bed also need to write more thingss with sexy stalions
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>>4545276
It's to remind you to have a hearty breakfast.
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>>4545283
Well now I am, asshole.

Brb, food...
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>>4545284
Careful, motherfucker.
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Guys
Why won't you accept what worst ship is?
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>>4545288
You may not understand how exciting this is to us autists. A girl... who wants to discuss fetishes... with us. Honestly, I'm surprised the entire thread hasn't stopped to bounce ideas off you.
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>>4545254
Now I REALLY want to see what's what with season six. Sounds retarded entertaining.
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>>4545288
Wait, did we do something wrong? Or something very right?
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>>4545295
You mean best ship?
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>>4545294
Why the hyrule shield?
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>>4545299
I'd rather bounce something else off her. If you know what I mean.
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>>4545306
Why not?
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>>4545306
HE'S AWNA QWEST
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>>4545261
ugh sorry i just felt like a bitch about it id ask you to write more but i understan if you dont goodnite for eal
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>>4545304
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>>4545299
I'm not interested in girls
Only pone

Now, if she wants to put on that Pinkie suit and pay me a visit, then we'll talk
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>>4545258
>Still wet between the legs
>Instantly pregnant

huehuehue
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>>4545304
You bipolar WHORE

I HAD FAITH IN YOUR DISGUST
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>>4545294
>handles barrett and .50 cal
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>>4545308
My mind immediately went to "butt you could bounce a nickel off of" when I wrote that, but yeah.
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>>4545304
No
I mean by far the worst
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>>4545306
Zelda is what fat, ugly neckbeards play.
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>>4545306
Because he's a nerd.
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>>4545265
>One-sided ERP
You mean normal masturbation?
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>>4545294
>No Barret or 50 cal

Dammit Corwin
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>tfw no Brolands 2 for yuropoors

ISN'T IT 2012
WHY AREN'T RELEASE DATES FOR EVERYONE
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>>4545286
I'd try my best even if it means using magic or potions to remove my gag reflex. I want to hear him squeal as I knead those fat orbs and feel his flare swell in my stomach before he makes my belly touch the ground.
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>>4545315
It's called cum inflation it's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of it
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>>4545308
Explain further.
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>>4545333
I assumed he meant "would you blah blah blah" paragraphs that are responded to only with "yes, yes I would"

Pic was my captcha.
>>
WHICH PONE IS STONE COLD CRAZY?
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>>4545304
>Sweetie Belle accepting Squigglekicker

If you bend over backwards and squint, that kinda sorta would make sense canonically.
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>>4545351
ME!
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>>4545336
The request was "sword and shield".
And I might not have seen that post back when I drew that.
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>>4545310
That doesn't really answer my question.
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>>4545346
Either that or huge ass spoilers with five word replies.
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>>4545346
>icumpls
unf, this is my fetish.
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>>4545339
I just assumed the egg actually meant something
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>>4545351
Pinkie, no question. Her anti-psychotics alone could keep half of Ponyville high for a week.
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>>4545231

>you will never feel their weight crushing you into the ground
>you will never be completely oblivious to how uncomfortable you are, focused only on how good it feels being rutted by two studs
>your eyes will never roll back in your head and your back arch as they cum inside you
>you will never scream for them
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>>4545308
You want to test her surface elasticity?
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>>4545364
I hate the idea of heavily-medicated Pinkie. It makes me sad.
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>>4545360
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I write out my fantasies because apparently MLPG likes them, and writing them down helps me better visualize them and pace myself to boot, but it's annoying when people are apparently enjoying it but don't bother to contribute to it or even say "hey, could you write X/could you make anon a pony" or whatever.
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>>4545371
I like it.
It helps me relate
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>>4545362
the poached egg?

That's an ovum getting fertilised by the stallion's sperm. It's an impregnation picture in addition to cum inflation.
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>>4545355
I imagined that in the voice of the Giant Brain Spawn from Futurama.

The mind is a funny thing.
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>>4545371
The medicine obviously isn't working all that well
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>>4545375
WELL FUCK YOU SHE'S MAI PINKU AND I WON'T LET YOU FILL HER WITH PILLS.
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>>4545366
Oh man, I hope they collapse on me afterwards or her if we're still greentexting for femanon
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>>4545374
I only don't contribute because I suck.
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>>4545379

>read that as giant brain sperm
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>>4545389
>implying it takes skill to suggest a direction
I don't ask that you respond with paragraphs, but some help above and beyond "pls go on" is very much appreciated.
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>>4545346
Oh. If he did then I should have made it more clear. I can't express myself via ANY medium. I would start off writing something along the lines of >Pinkie Pie is dancing around the bakery >Mr. Cake comes downstairs and then start doubting myself and revise it until I give up.
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>>4545389
You'd be surprised how easy it is to play along.
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>>4545393
>Read that as grant bane swarm.
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>>4545389
>implying that isn't the premise of like half the greentexts I write
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What the fuck is all this stuff on /q/ about deleting /co/?

>>>/q/186955
>>>/q/181613
>>>/q/174251
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>>4545403
Buttm/a/d /v/irgins
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>>4545393
>My brain is made from sperm
>Let's have a head to head.
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>>4545403
Some autist.
Ignore
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NEW MARKER WHERE?
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>>4545403
well you've got to admit

it's a terrible place
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>>4545403
I think it's one idiot shitposter who keeps making threads. Notice how it's all anime pics for the OPs.
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>>4545399
Just throw it out there! The worst thing that can happen is no one responds.
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>>4545403
/co/ is shitty and so are its posters
stay in your turd faggots
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>>4545412
No. I don't.
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>>4545403
Don't bring this shit in here
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>>4545403
Never going to happen. It's just /a/utists playing out old rivalries in a new arena.

As long as moot allows /vp/ and /mlp/ the legitimate boards have nothing to fear.
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>yfw pone cuddle pile
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>>4545403
DO NOT OPEN THE PORTAL
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>>4545403
Because 4chan is like 90% weeaboos who refuse to tolerate western comics and animation in favor of their mature adult anime.
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>>4545403
>Reading /q/
>Ever

It's all butthurt /b/tards being buttmad and stupid.
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>>4545415
People generally are pretty forgiving with mediocre-bad fap material. Only time I've really gotten a negative reaction is when I try incorporating some of my more extreme love of degradation/abuseplay into something that didn't start out that way.
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>>4545430
What if I want to open the portal?
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>>4545403
>tfw you go on both /a/ and /co/ and like both boards pretty much equally
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>>4545433
>AM I KAWAII UGUU
>>
Someone should make a /q/ thread about deleting /q/
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>>4545403
>/b/ thinking that /co/ caused the pony pandemic
It looks like it's just one retard
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>>4545440
Then you're the worst
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>>4545401
>read that as grant bane swarma
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>>4545433
>Modern anime
>Beyond PSG and T&B
>Good
>This is what /a/ actually believes
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>>4545437
Well, I can't play along with those things. I like my pone-related fetishry to be loving. A little degradation is fine, but it can't be the focus of the scene.
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>>4545388

better than that.

>they lay down, careful not to crush you, completely spent from satiating your sexual appetites
>you lie between them, stroking them as they drift to sleep, each of them nestled against one of your sides, cocks draped across your legs and hooves resting on your cum-filled belly
>though they don't lie directly on top of you, you are pinned between them and you can hardly move save to slide your hands up and down their cocks and touch yourself while thinking about how full you are and how much more full they're going to make you when they wake up
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>>4545433
> 4chan is like 90% weeaboos

I doubt it
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>>4545403
Because 4chan is based on manly culture from glorious Nippon.
Not girly western shit
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>tfw no one ever replies to you
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>>4545433
>90% weeaboos

Is anime even a thing anymore?
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>>4545472
I think it's because you smell bad.
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>>4545286
RS's Big Mails story is probably my favorite fapfic and it isn't even well-written.

There's not enough stories of size shaming.
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>>4545453
/co/ started the mlpfim fandom as we know it.
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>>4545462
Yeah, what I was saying is that sometimes I get so absorbed in my kind of out there abuse fetishism that I forget most people aren't really into it, and in fact it's a pretty big turnoff for many, moreso than, say, feet or even stuff like cum inflation.
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>>4545444
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>>4545479
And /b/ took it MAINSTREAM!
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>>4545478
2gay4me
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>>4545479
I'm pretty sure anon isn't talking about popularizing MLP, but that retarded shit the /b/fags were up to on /b/
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>>4545475
It's bigger now than ever before.
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>>4545472
I know that feel brah. The problem is that no-one ever replies to me when I post things I actually think are interesting or when I spend time on posts, but shit like "Rarity a slut ammirite?" gets dozens of replies. One can easily see the appeal to shitpostings.
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You know what I like
Spitroasting
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>>4545494
I thought it really hit its peak late last decade, I haven't been a weeb in years.
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>>4545498
That's great.

I don't.
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>>4545498
I just realized that spitroasting is the only word in the English language that rhymes with shitposting.
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>>4545403
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>>4545482
As someone who's into some pretty bizarre shit, I can relate to that.

I'm thankful for the other anon who indulged me in that Twilight mutation greentext - though I'd love to go farther I'm glad I was able to at least go as far as I did.
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Rarity a slut ammirite?
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>>4545515
yep
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>>4545504
Just think, you'll never get the time you spent figuring that out back.
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>>4545515
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>>4545504
knit roasting
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>>4545509
the writer who did that Rarity thing with me was fucking great; I'm not sure if he was really into degradation or just playing along for my benefit, but oh man.
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>>4545509
I am still mad at myself for not being around when either of the big twilight and tranformation/corruption greentext things happened
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>>4545515
Why would you think that?
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>>4545472
Just samefag. It's what everyone else does.
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>>4545498
I have heard of binge drinking but this is ridiculous!
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>>4545525
That doesn't mean anything and also isn't a word.
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>>4545533
This anon is right.
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>>4545533
I never do that.
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>>4545529
>not watching the show

brony please
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>>4545515
you're waifu is a slut
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>>4545533
I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY WITH THIS POST
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>>4545541
>You are waifu
I AM??
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>>4545498
>you will never be the town lush
>the town guards will never coerce you into being their collective cumdump to avoid a public drunkenness rap
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>>4545540
>brony
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>>4545545
YOU ARE MY WIAFU NOW!
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>>4545545
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i wish I was a waifu
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>>4545540
sorry
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>>4545552
ARE YOU PINKIE PIE?
BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO BE HER WAIFU.
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>>4545528
What was the other one? I did the one where you end up cumming so much in her ass with a hastily conjured tentacle that it oozes out of her mouth.

And I'm always up for extreme transformation if you have a good idea and are willing to play along.
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>>4545554
I'm a waifu! Are you a waifu too!?
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Where's da fuckin marker?
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>>4545489
It doesn't have to be strictly gay. I just like the idea of Mac, the stereotypical well-hung beefcake, being outclassed and humiliated by a skinny kid half his height. I actually would have been happier if they'd been competing over a girl.

Speaking of gay though...
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>>4545529
She sucked off Spike in exchange for the ruby in SomE. Lauren Faust confirmed it.
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Anyone wanna watch Angel draw busty anthro giantess Celestia?
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>A well-hung Stallion will never give you a reacharound as he ruts you because he can't not that he cares about you having a good time, he's just using you like any other hole.
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>>4545564
Oh right, that too, but also that huge one from a couple months ago, about Twilight becoming basically a hivemother
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>>4545533
A good point well made. From the writing style I assume this anon is handsome and well endowed.
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>>4545580
No
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>>4545568
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>>4545478
Link? Or just tell me who RS is?
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>>4545540
>He never saw Sweet and Elite

Shit nigger, it was the first threesome in a children's show! How do you miss that shit.
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>>4545580
_yes
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>>4544558
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
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>>4545574

>Snails mounts him but doesn't penetrate
>he just puts his cock under Big Mac's and makes him look at it, to show him just how much more of a stallion he is than Big Mac
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>>4545584
Ohh yeah, that was fun too. 'Embracing the pleasure of obedience', 'the rapture of serving the hivemother' and all that. Lots of delicious mindwarping in there.
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>>4545574
None of the other stallions do anything for me but I would give anything to make Soarin make that face
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>>4545478
>That pairing

Hnnnnnngg
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>>4545415
I just can't. I can't write sex without it being horrible. It reads like the sex scenes in My Immortal.
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>>4545602
God yes that's what I'm talking about.
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>>4545617
Have you tried describing the idea in a >you will never? Those have the least imposed structure - you can just shit out verbs and subjects.
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>>4545592
Never mind, found it.
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/467
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>>4545610

>fucking him so hard and so good it makes his legs to weak at the knees
>he just babbles incoherently
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>>4545602
>Snails bets Mac he's bigger
>Mac slams his heavy erection on the table to measure
>Snails plops his cock down beside it
>he's bigger by one inch
>it's completely soft
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>>4545568
I have it some bread merchant fellow.
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GUYS.

Someone just leaked an /m/ fan project. Star Wars animation, and it's amazing for a fan project. Star Wars meets anime. Amazing.

Has /co/ or /mlpg/ done anything approaching this level?
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>>4545637

>"oh, don't feel bad, Big Mac. i've never gotten any complaints from all the other mares i've rutted. i bet you're really gonna enjoy this."
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>>4545646
>Otaking
>/m/

That's the same guy who made the Doctor Who anime thing a few years ago. Wouldn't count that as a board project.
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>>4545646

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tBM2ZfncoU

Much better quality.

Is it recycled and rotoscoped from anime and the star wars films?
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frrt
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>>4545628
I often wish I was gay just so I could be balls deep in a stallion while another one is hilted in me
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>>4545654

I never saw that. Link?
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OFFICIAL PONY QUALITY RANKINGS

Rarity (white) - Common
Fluttershy (yellow) - Uncommon
Rainbow Dash (blue) - Rare
Twilight Sparkle (purple) - Epic
Applejack (orange) - Legendary

I don't fucking know about Pinkie
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>>4545498
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>>4545653
>Scrawny guys with huge cocks
>bisexuality

Damn it Snarky, stop that
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>>4545670
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3qZYUPi2Y
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>>4545673
Pinkie is a admin item.
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>>4545661
For a while I had this fantasy about doing just that. Big Mac was the top and Braeburn was the bottom. We'd switch things up too - sitting impaled on Big Mac while Braeburn sucked me off, worshipping Big Mac's cock and balls with Braeburn until he paints us both white, throatfucking Braeburn while Big Mac stretches out his ass...
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I just opened up a yoohoo but i don't even want it
i should have bought borderlands tonight

pony
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>>4545653
I didn't meant to steer it toward gay again.
Can't they just frot?
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>>4545692
>Yoohoo
what are you, 12?
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>>4545673
But rarity is a rarity
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>>4545654

Who is this guy?
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>>4545673
>Rarity - Common

You high?
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>>4545675
>scrawny guys with huge cocks
Seriously, it's either they made it that way, or some really fucked up genes.
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>>4545705
well yeah
i watch my little pony
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>>4545711
Some animator guy, used to have a Deviantart a while back
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>>4545716
Aren't you a little old?
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>>4545713
Fucked up is funny way of saying good genes
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>>4545721
no i'm a brony
i'm allowed to watch any show i want
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>>4545675

>"look at all those big, strong muscles! you'd probably crush me if you sat in my lap, huh?"
>"well, i hope you don't mind being mounted like a mare!"
>Big Mac's feeble attempts to refuse are brushed aside by Snails' sheer force of personality
>he pins Big Mac to the floor, partly with his hooves on Big Mac's shoulders, but also because his dick rests between Mac's ass-cheeks
>despite himself, Big Mac can't help himself and lets out an excited wiggle to try and entice Snails
>"why, look at you, all ready to go like a filly's first time! that's adorable. really."
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>>4545437
>>4545415
Ok, you've convinced me. I'm going for it.

>Pinkie Pie was at work, frosting a cake
>Every time she drew a line of frosting she wiggled and hummed a tune
>On the stairs, Mr Cake stood entranced
>He'd known Pinkie since she'd was a little filly new in the world of party planning, and she'd grown into a fine young mare
>Every time he saw her bouncing around the kitchen he had to leave the room. He just couldn't bring himself to give in.
>But Mrs. Cake had been away with family, and a man gets lonely
>Pinkie was looking more and more appealing every day

>Mr Cake entered the kitchen
>"Ok, I just need to not look directly at her and I'll be fine."
>"Oh hi Mr Cake, do you like it rough or smooth?"
>"I-i'm sorry?"
>"Peanut butter. Some people like it with crunchy bits but others like it bitless and creamy. I like both, but I've been wondering how anyone would make peanut butter in the first place. It's not like you can milk peanuts that's silly. I wonder if you can make peanut cheese, or pea..."
>She kept babbling, but Mr. Cake couldn't hear. She was still wiggling her toned body and Mr Cake was starting to feel his member leave its sheath.
>And then Lex Luthor burst through the doors and stole fourty cakes. That's four tens, and that's terrible.
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>>4545724
Nanaki shut up.
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Would you a stallion if you had the ability to control the size, shape and output of his cock and balls in any way you desired?
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>>4545637
>he asks Mac to get him hard so they can take a proper measurement
>he gingerly strokes the base with his hoof as it slowly extends across the table to hang over the edge
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>>4545602
>Snails' talent is having a snail penis.
>it's barbed
>it can penetrate anything
>He stabs it into Mac's lungs and fills him with splooge.
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>>4545733
>make them really thin like spaghetti noodles
yes i would
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>>4545731
I wish I had Nanaki's furrybucks and art skills
Not his looks though, jesus fuck
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this horse is terrible
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>>4545724
>good genes
Size doesn't mean everything.
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Noi dansăm?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmrN-nWVtmM
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>>4545730
Does he just pounce her once she's teased him to the limit? Or does she spy his rising erection and decide to help him glaze her honeybuns?
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>>4545752

True, but a small cock never got anyone anywhere
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Silver Spoon is under the table.
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Can I ask you something, comics and cartoons?

Does anyone else secretly hope for a massive catastrophe? Like some world war, huge natural disaster or something terrible that'll ruin everything just to make all this shit go away?
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>>4545764
I wish.
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>>4545749
Really?
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>>4545752
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>>4545770
maybe
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>>4545767

no, that's stupid.
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>>4545767
no. i would never wish harm to other people. my problems all have one thing in common, me. if i want shit to go away, i'll just make myself go away instead.
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>>4545742

>he then looks over to Big Mac and passes out from lack of blood flow to the brain
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>>4545767
i am secretly hoping for this china/jap war to happen
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>>4545767
I like the world the way it is. All that shit would just make things worse for everyone, and who wants that?
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>>4545767
Not really. Sometimes I think that if something bad happened, the upside would be that I wouldn't have to go to classes the next day but apart from that, no.
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>>4545764
>Parker! I need pictures! Pictures of me being adorable!
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Time to get some opinions up in here.
Rank the mane 6 from best to worst
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Twilight
3. Rainbow Dash
4. Rarity
5. Applejack
6. Whoever the last one is, I dunno
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>>4545786
>Japan
>The JSDF
>Have the capability to wage an actual war

Surely you jest, anonymous.
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Would you give pone permission to take control of your body and alter it in any way they pleased?
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>>4545774
>someone actually got the reference
mai nigga
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>>4545795
1. Rarity
1. Pinkie
2. Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Rainbow Dash
3. Applejack

My opinion = your opinion
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>>4545794

YETH MAMB!
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Help me MLPG. I'm starting to feel emotions and I don't like it.
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>>4545803

only one who knew what they were doing, like Celestia or Zecora. none of Twilight's half-assed student magic.
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>>4545803
NO YOU GOD DAMN RETARD
IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON SHOW
WHY DO YOU SHITTY FUCKING FURRIES ALWAYS TRY TO FUCKING SEXUALIZE FUCKING EVERYTHING
JUST ENJOY THE GOD DAMN HORSE CARTOON AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK SHITPOSTING LIKE THIS MAKES YOU A FUCKING LAUGH RIOT, BECAUSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T
YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT DESPERATE RETARD WHO NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
GOD DAMN IT
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>>4545815
How can such a bitchy pony be so cute
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>>4545816
Time to introduce you to the magic of alcohol
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>>4545795
Rarity
Twilight
Applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie
Dash
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>>4545784
>reality intruding on my fantasy

Just let me have this, please.
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>>4545821
Look I agree but...

You very mad, son.
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>>4545825
because she's still just a little girl
it's hard to hate that
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>>4545819
So what would a pony princess do with complete control over your form?
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>>4545729
Please continue.
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>>4545795
1.Rarity
2.Twilight
3.AJ
4.Pinkie
5.Dash
6.Fluttershit
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>>4545729
>tfw a large person (Okay, just a fatass who's moderately tall) with a small dick
>who's also a dyed-in-the-wool sub
You don't know how hard this is making me, Snarky.
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>>4545758
He has a flashback to his childhood living with his abusive father.
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>>4545730
>And then Lex Luthor burst through the doors and stole fourty cakes. That's four tens, and that's terrible.
>>
Late Night Pony Confessions

come on now, don't be shy
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>>4545836

Celestia would mold me into a perfect worshiper and protector. her inner circle bodyguard is made up solely of ponies especially-devoted to her who allowed themselves to be reshaped so that they could better serve their Sun. probably something large and well-muscled, for intimidation and aesthetics, but also lithe and nimble. they keep their original genitalia, but apart from that, the males are physically indistinguishable from the females.

God only knows what Luna would do.
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>>4545861
I wish moon-pregnant Luna/stretchy-spurty Braeburn anon would come back. ;_;
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>>4545850
But Mac doesn't have a small dick. The whole point is that he's used to being the big guy and this is a humiliating role reversal.
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>>4545851
Fluttershy is a secondary character, she doesn't even have a original blindbag toy, just a dash recolor.
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>>4545838

i can't continue, sadly. i just finished fapping, and i'm afraid it's gone now.
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>>4545869
Just let me have this you... You... double dipper!
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>>4545861

I think that Rumble, once he grows up, would make a very attentive and loving partner. for whichever lucky filly he ends up with.
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>>4545871
FFFFFFFFFFF...

Can you continue later or tomorrow? I can wait.
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hey deafdefiler, stop being useless as fuck for once and post the god damn marker
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>>4545861
I read fanfiction and own a pony toy
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THIS IS THE BEST MLPG TOPIC EVER
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>>4545861
I just want senpai to notice me...
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>>4545861

i hate THAT HEDGEHOG
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>>4545861
Fuck your spoiler, I'm not shy at all!
I think derpy is very sexy pony and would love to be humiliated by her as she dominates my ass with a pink strap-on while I eat her home cooked muffins,
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Would you let police pone arrest you?
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>>4545897
Snarky pls write Big Mac being humiliated by Snails.

Pls. Hell, write it nonsexually or something, I don't give a fuck. Your refractory period will be over soon enough and before you know it it'll veer right back into crazy gay sex shenanigans.
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>>4545902
that's not a confession, Anon.
that's preaching to the choir.
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>>4545902

>strapon femdom

why is this fetish almost never catered to

i seriously doubt it isn't widespread
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>>4545861
I once said 'everypony' by mistake in normal conversation, then immediately just walked away while my friends stared at me.

I haven't talked to any of them since, I'm so ashmed
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>>4545861
I have watched every episode only once. I can remember everything in them because I have a photographic memory.
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>>4545906
for what?
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>>4545902
Is eating and complimenting her muffins a prerequisite of getting pounded by her? Or the other way around?
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>>4545906
I'd hope the fence, I don't need a record
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anyone remember what PHN's site was? i want to see what he has been up too but i forgot it.
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>>4545916
for forgetting to turn off your swag
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>>4545914
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>>4545897
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>>4545917
You have to eat her muffins to be mounted if you don;t make a good enough compliment, you get spanked
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>taking a shower
>hear the door open
>through the foggy glass door you can see Rarity saunter into the bathroom
>before you can say anything she turns around
>there's a loud thump as she presses her ass against the glass door
>it's followed by a lewd squish as she mashes her swollen vulva up against the glass
>you stare transfixed for a moment before there's the sound of flesh rubbing glass as her lips curl into a sloppy wink
>like a suction cup being pulled off of a wall she pops off of the shower door and wordlessly leaves for the bedroom

what do
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>>4545929
What if she caught on that I was intentionally insulting her muffins because I loved being spanked?
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>>4545907
I strongly second this motion and am personally willing to offer favors to make it happen.
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>>4545914
beta as fuck
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>>4545924
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>>4545935
I would prefer if she presented her throbbing futa cock to me and wordlessly stood there until I obediently crawled forward on my hands and knees to service her.
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>>4545914
>Walking away

Ya fucked up.
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>>4545935
Vomit violently.
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>>4545944
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>>4545861
I find it easier to identify as a Brony. I don't do any of that embarrassing shit like go to meet ups or sing songs at Pizza Hut, but I watch the show and people around me know. They just also happen to know the word Brony, too. So what the fuck am I supposed to say? 'No, I'm not a Brony, but I watch the show'? But Anon, a Brony is a person that watches the show!

I mean what the fuck, I can be a Brony and not have to associate with the fanbase. It's basically what we all do here.
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>>4545936
she'd call you a dirty and naughty anon, she'd wonder what went wrong and spank you again
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>>4545935
I remember this one
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>>4545949
If you'd rather write that I'm fine with it
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>>4545944
What if she demanded you worship her throbbing length and sweating balls until they shone with your saliva?
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>>4545952
as do I
it still manages to get my motor running
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>"Hey anon, whatcha listening to?
>grabs earphone
>"COME ON EVERYPONY SMILE SMILE SMILE, FILL MY HEART UP WITH SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE"
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>>4545935
make that bitch clean up her mess
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>>4545957
>Grabs earphones

On what planet is that socially acceptable?
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>>4545957
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
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>>4545957
>not acting like an elitist for having a varied taste in music
>not asking your pleb friends where the my little pony music is in their collectons
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>>4545957
>grabs earphone
I hope you slapped a nigga.
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this is amazing
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GO TO BED OLLIE.
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>>4545957

what are you listening to /co/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6anJ2dyYU
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>>4545957
>"Hey anon, whatcha listening to?
>grabs earphone
>"AND I SAY HHEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYA"
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>>4545979
Fuck you, if you're not going to write stuff at least drop name :(
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>>4545980
>Not having that on a constant loop
>All day
>Every day
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>>4545982
You appear to be mad.
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>>4545979
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6JLXt77ck
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>>4545974
>lel 4th wall joek
>lel panoke opo
xd
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>>4545974
When is this shit coming out?
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>>4545974

one-two-one layout

AAUGH
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>>4545983
Fuck, I'm tempted to do that for a week or something, just to see how it alters my mental state.
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>>4545979
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71A9LoYDZ-A

I am an ascended pleb
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>>4545955
So what would you want to happen next?
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>>4545984

you're not me.
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>>4545974
i dunno man its good but you seem like the type of person to throw around the word amazing easily. i don't trust your scale.
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>>4545997
Stop arguing with yourself
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>>4545974
>Hurr durr I hate fun am I cool guys, guys can I join your super secret club now? Guys?
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>>4545979
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jd-8QEQ5Ss
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FacelessJr told me to draw this so
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>>4545986
>>>v
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Hitler...

Has only got one ball.
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>>4546001
Wrong link, chief.
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>>4546009
>goebbels really shouldn't rhyme with no bells, much less no balls
>>
Goerring...

Has two but ve-ry small.
>>
are there any s3 news?
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>>4546009
One ball and two strikes and this is the last inning
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>>4546015
Day 293 of no news.
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>>4545983

there's only one song that should be consta-looped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
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Himmler...

Is rather sim-lar.
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>>4546021
>Barenaked Ladies
>being a pleb
Pick both or neither
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And Goebbels...

Has no balls...

At all!

Which pony was a general in the third riech in a previous life?
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>>4546013

>calling him Goebbels
>not Big Joey G
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>>4546021
>expect some lame patriciancore
>Get One Week

Yiss
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>>4546030
fluttershy
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Will someone cap the little bit of SnailsMac greentexting there was? I'd like to save it but I'm too lazy to cap myself.

Also does anyone know of any writer who could be convinced to take the case?
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>>4546040

if somebody caps it, or otherwise reminds me, i'll do it. just not tonight.
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>>4545957
>"Hey anon, whatcha listening to?
>grabs earphone
>HEEYYYYYYYYY SEEEXY LADY
>>
How come pony spiderman doesn't shoot his web out of his ass?
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>>4546040
I can take a crack and writing some of it, but only if Big Mac secretly likes getting reamed by Snails' massive horsecock or something. I can't do shaming all that well.
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would you?
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>>4546049
>leg warmers

batman_my boner is deeeeeeeaaaaaaad.jpg
>>
How would your favorite pony blind you with science?
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>>4546046
>Spiderman

Joe Spiderman?
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>>4546049
>that Rarity
Oh god, what wouldn't I give to be Spike in that scenario, her ultimate pussywhipped kept boy.
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>>4546048
I will write the Vatican and nominate you for sainthood if you do this.
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>>4546049
i dont understand the question.

would i jack off to this picture? no
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>>4546021
>One Week is 16 years old
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>>4546058
Whoa, that's a lot of pressure.

Where should I pick up?
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>>4546056

Rarity is always perfection. pony, human, hybrid, whatever.
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>>4546065
What about eldritch horror?
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>>4546045
>listening to NMH
>friend walks in
>I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIST!
>"Is this fucking Christian rock?"
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>>4546068
Did you not read "whatever"?
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>>4546065
they all look pretty damn good when that guy draws them
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>>4546062
wherever feels most natural to you. Perhaps right where Snails' intense pounding turns the formerly masculine Big Mac into a submissive cockslut, loving every moment of it. Though if I were you I'd write the doubt creeping into his mind as to whether he really hates this at all. I mean, it feels pretty great, and the kid is pretty damn talented, in addition to his natural endowment.
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>>4546058
Every Christian within whom the spirit of Jesus Christ dwells is a saint. (2 Corinthians 5:17; Ephesians 3:14-19; 2Corinthians 13:5).

The veneration of the more formalized honor of sainthood which prompts the title is only granted for exceptional devotion to the Faith.
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>>4546068

then she's the prettiest shoggoth in the non-Euclidean space.

>>4546061

>Digimon: the Movie is twelve years old

Christ i miss the Nineties.
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>>4546078

Someone should stream it.
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>>4546065
Oh god, she's so gorgeous and confident. I bet she'd make me beg to eat her out after she slept with a real Stallion.
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>>4546069
>NMH
>Christrian Rock
>"Semen stains the mointaintop"
oh plebs make me laugh
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>>4546062
Oh are you offering to write or greentext?

Because if it's writing I thought you'd just use what was already written as a baseline for a full (short) story.

I at least want to read Mac's reaction when he whips it out, but whatever you want to do is fine.
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>>4546075
Copious fluids or just focus on the giant snailscock?
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>>4546083
NTR pls
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>>4546078
>Digimon: Movie
>Dat 90s everything
>Dat soundtrack

Nostaliga nuclear bomb. No survivors.
>>
>September 18th, 2012

>It has been over three months - and still no news from outside. Rumor and whisperings, but no more than these.

>The remaining survivors grow restless, even with the entertainment and distractions available to us, and supplies are wearing thin.

>Some of the supplies were locked away when squabbles over them escalated to violence.

>Some of us have had to begin hunting outside the compound to sustain ourselves. This poses enormous risk, but our alternatives are few these days.

>And always the sound of them outside.

>We haven't the ammunition, the supplies, or the morale - we cannot move. We cannot act. We must stay here, and hope this calm spell lasts a little longer.
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>>4546090
NTR applies I'm in a meaningful relationship with her in the first place, or ever was, generally. I'm just a toy she keeps around because I begged long and hard enough to stay.
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>>4546086
Greentext - I'm too much of a hack to do anything else.

I just wanted a prompt or a link to a post to follow is all.
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>>4546092
>>4546096
>apocalypse-mind
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>>4546100
>>4545729
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>>4546089
I'd certainly prefer if it focused on his cock rather than cum fetishism, but beggars can't be choosers.
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>>4546089
More fluids are always better. It's just one more thing for him to be better at than Mac.
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>>4546096
This time last year, we already had the Discord preview, and TROH would be airing at the end of next week.
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>>4546117
amazing
please do more
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Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red changeling on the way to the thread?

No? Then we still have a problem.
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>>4546092

>stupid Tai...

waifu of the year all years
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>>4546122
At least we have two songs.
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>>4546130
I guess that's okay
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this is awful
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we ded
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>that feel when to tired to focus and too buzzed on caffeine to sleep

Does anyone know a worse one, save maybe cocaine withdrawal?
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>>4546122
Hey MLPG, do you prefer two parters separated by a week, like FIM or TROH, or one hour long special like ACW?


why so slow?
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>>4546135
Maybe you and I, we can still make it right, maybe we can bring back the light.
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>>4546145
weekapart
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>>4546145

One hour
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>>4546145
>why so slow?
I think the fetish people scared off the non fetish people and then we all came and so now we're just sitting around, waiting for the pony discussion to start, too rusty when it comes to non-fetish discussion to start it ourselves.
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>>4546142
it's probably not as bad as most
but weed withdrawals are proving to be no fun
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>>4546156
>weed withdrawal
nigga, you done fucked up.
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>>4546145
Week apart with a good cliffhanger
>tfw ACW had the best cliffhanger but was back to back
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>>4546154
>Tfw while you waited, the whole thread was off jerking it

WELP
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>>4546158
I'm incapable of going for 5 minutes without thinking about how much more relaxed I would be if I had just one rip. my brain refuses to change the channel.

I fucked up.
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>>4546154

alright.

it's 1998. your favorite pony is IMing with her boyfriend when suddenly somebody else in the house picks up the phone.

on a scale of one to ten, how pissed is she, and what does she do about it?
>>
You're hired to write an episode about any secondary (non background), recurring pony (e.g.: mayor mare, zecora, cheerilee, granny smith, big mac, the wonderbolts, diamond tiara, silver spoon, etc.).

Who do you pick, and what is the episode about?
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>>4546165
>wincest rape
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>>4546145
If-

-I could choose. I would separate the S3 opening by one day. It's not too long and it's plenty of time for a full charge hyper discussion for 24 hours. Hell yeah.
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>>4546165
That's a stupid question.
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>>4545729
>>4546106
>Big Mac's face flushed at the colt's words and his actions
>was he really going to let him mount him? and why was a small part of him hoping he would?
>pulling back and sliding his incredible length across Big Mac's anus Snails giggled as he readied himself for what was coming
>he pressed his fat cockhead against Big Mac's pucker and smiled as he felt it twitch in anticipation
>"First we gotta get you nice and slick."
>the colt grunted as a fat dollop of pre gushed from his tip, coating his partner's ring and getting it nice and slippery
>pressing harder against him he grunted again, the second spurt jetting into Big Mac and lubricating his insides
>the stallion shuddered at the warm sensation, still unsure why he wasn't kicking the colt behind him and leaving him to think about what he was suggesting
>"Okay, get ready. Here I go!"
>with a not too gentle thrust, Snails lunged forward, trying to spear his girth into his partner's comparatively tiny ass
>Big Mac let out a grunt as he felt the incredible pressure of the colt's thrust, though his ass remained empty
>"This... this happens sometimes. Just gotta try AGAIN!"
>his second thrust was harder than the first, Big Mac's back hooves sliding forward a half inch as he groaned
>"Come on, just go IN!"
>at last the fat tip of Snails' oversized erection slid into Big Mac, only an inch or two managing to fit inside
>the stallion's eyes shot open and he howled as the colt stretched him open
>though he was bracing himself for pain, and it wasn't entirely painless, the sensation of having that throbbing tip inside him was surprisingly pleasurable
How's this?
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>>4546167
Celestia
it would be about her disguising herself as a normal pony and trying out normal everyday life for a change

shenanigans ensue
>>
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/MLPGeneral

Hey guys come type shit with me for kicks and giggles
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>>4546123
If you insist.
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>>4546176
Yes yes yes yes yes.
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>>4546123
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>>4546167

Zecora

A typical day walking through the Everfree to gather ingredients interspersed with memories of her past.
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>>4546167
DT and SS get pranked by the CMC at the beginning of the episode, and spend the entire episode trying to one up them, but failing hilariously at every turn, until it gets dangerous or something, an adult has to bail them out, and they learn their lesson. The CMC laugh at them or something, before falling in the mud. Then everyone laughs, roll credits.

I guess the moral could be something about burying the hatchet, if you really need a moral.
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>>4546189

Needs more TWILY.
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Would you a goo pone?
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>>4546189
>Twilight
>Not Twily
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>>4546194
Dat poor grammar, all dose "or somethings"

Don't do drugs, kids.
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>>4546189
why is he bald
also nice work
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>>4546202

and an alien pony.
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>>4546201
>>4546203
Fixed. Please, please, don't all rush to thank me.
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I still want an episode focused on Sweetie Belle and Pinkie Pie.

Hijinks and songs would ensue, and it would be glorious.
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>>4546214
>Pinkie/Sweetie duet
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>>4546213
>I am too radical for you

I need a refund for split sides
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>>4546215
What kind of face is that?
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>>4546202
>All encompassing cuddles
hell yeah I'd a goo pone
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>>4546214
You mean an episode in which the CMC finally break away for their sisters and rolemodels to deal with the other members of the Mane 6 and discover their talents in the process? Sweetie learns to love singing with Pinkie, Applebloom learns to love creating with Rarity and Scoot is absent that week.
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>>4546188
>"Nggh, you're really tight. But when you're as big as me that happens all the time!"
>the hardest part over with, Snails continued to push into Big Mac, inch after inch slowly sliding into him
>Big Mac on the other hand was a wreck, his mind reeling with conflicting emotions and sensations as his mouth hung open and he groaned and panted
>every couple of seconds Snails stopped to let more of his pre lubricate his passage, his cock almost having trouble getting it past the vice-like grip of the stallion's pucker
>suddenly, Big Mac trembled and let out a low moan, his body flooded with pleasure he'd never felt before
>Snails giggled again and paused his thrusting, instead lightly grinding in and out of Big Mac's anus
>"Looks like I found someone's favorite spot!"
>Big Mac had no idea prostate stimulation felt so absolutely amazing
>his comparatively small, yet still impressive cock jerked and spat as the colt teased him from the inside
>"Alright, we can't stop here if I'm ever gonna get all this in."
>with a whimper Big Mac felt Snails' resume his insistent thrusting, his body feeling more and more full as Snails managed to work himself down to his medial ring
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>>4546224
Scoot truly is the worst pony.
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>>4546221
I'd love to watch that white plume flow through her body as I came inside her.
>>
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>4546176
Pls more.

Pls.
>>
Sweetie Belle just called you rufus

What do you do?
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>>4544771
>no cloaca

;_;
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>>4546227

nigger, i'll kill you.

and besides, worst pony is yellower than Scoots.
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>>4546184
You guys are silly
>>
We should give Twilight, Pinkie and Fluttershy little sisters and see what happens
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>>4546235
roogna pls

cat vaginas are better anyway
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>>4546234
Tearfully ask her if she really meant it. And if she thinks I'm totally rufus.
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>>4546240
civil war
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>>4546236
True. Yellowautism is worst pony, Scoot is simply worst filly.
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>>4546236
Why would you say such mean things about Applebloom, Snarky?
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Alright guys, you have a nice Islam-filled night, and remember, freedom can go to Hell.

I mean that, sincerely.
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>>4546240
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>>4546241

cats in general are better. i'd much rather have a giant purring murder-machine with wings that runs in and out of rooms for no reason than an emotionless statue that bites fingers off and tries to kill its own reflection.
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>>4546257
>runs in an out of rooms for no reason
>"Gilda, what are you doing?"
>"I DON'T KNOW, JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THIS YOU DWEEB!"
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>>4546224
>>4546214
I think this would be a genuinely good episode. Sweetie could realize that you can love someone and idolize them without giving up yourself in the process and maybe get her mark.
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>>4546266
>Implying the CMC will ever get their marks
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>>4546263

>"IF I DON'T DO THIS THE WORLD IS GOING TO END"
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>>4546249

>Sweetie Belle in a Terran Marine Camp
>Hardened Criminals - the scum of humanity with no hope of redemption around every corner
>She obliviously asks question after question - where do they get the cool armor? Can she get some too? They get to draw on their stuff? That's so cool! Rarity would kill me if I drew on any of the outfits she made for ME! This is gonna be so much FUN!
>Her voice cracks
>Men who thought they would never know happiness ever again are proven wrong.
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>>4546225
This is shaping up to be one of my favorite greentexts ever.
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Where did everybody go?
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>>4546283
they all commited seppaku
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>>4546283
Everyone's dead
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>>4546283
We text now.
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>>4546289
>>4546292
>>4546283

I think everyone's shitposting in here: http://www.yourworldoftext.com/MLPGeneral
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>>4546283
We're busy admiring our favourite ponae.
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>>4546289
>>4546292
BUT WHY
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>>4546283
I stopped posting. Sorry mlpg isn't my personal entertainment.
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goodnight nMLPG.
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>you'll never lick the glass that pinkie pressed her butt against after one of her happy dances
;_;
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>>4546266
>Sweetie or CMC episode
>genuinely good
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>>4546303
>CMC episodes
>Bad

Nigger...
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>>4546296
Anon it's 10:34. Why are you still awake?
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>>4546306
>Call of the Cutie
shit
>Stare Master
shit
>The Show Stoppers
shit
>Sisterhooves Social
shit
>The Cutie Pox
shit
>Family Appreciation Day
shit
>Hearts and Hooves Day
shit

Yeah, they're pretty bad.
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>>4546310
>Implying it's 10 bong
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T-TWILY
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>>4546294
what the hell is that?
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>>4546310
It's 11:37, you silly goose.
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>>4546317
>sisterhooves social
>heats and hooves day
>shit
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
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>>4546321
It's a great big wall of text what does it look like
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>>4546282
>Big Mac felt absolutely stuffed and he was unable to deny just how much he loved it
>he loved the sensation of being so absolutely full
>he loved the way the pressure against his prostate made his cock drool and throb
>he loved feeling Snails' girth pulse and swell with every heartbeat inside him
>and when Snails finally got every last amazing inch of cock into his ass he loved the feeling of the colt's heavy balls pressed up against his own
>"F-finally got it all i-in... hah hah"
>Snails had to admit, Big Mac's ass was the best thing he'd ever been able to cram his thick cock into
>it was marvelously tight yet soft and velvety, unlike any of the marecunts he'd ruined before
>though the best part was hearing Big Mac go from stifled grunts and restrained groans to outright cooing and panting
>he'd finally given in to the pleasure of getting rutted like a mare and it made Snails' cock throb even harder at the thought of it
>"Now comes the good part."
>with a bucking of his hips the colt began to piston a few inches in and out of his partner
>the sensation of that cock grinding against his prostate got Big Mac moaning like a mare in heat, his hips pushing back to meet Snails' thrusts as he reveled in the feeling of being fucked
>his enthusiasm caught his partner off guard, the preposterously hung colt groaning as he hunched over atop his stallion, feeling that powerful ring of muscle grip and milk the base of his cock
Does Big Mac finish first or does Snails' cumming set him off?
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>>4546323
France pls.
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>>4546320
Goddamn, Twily is such a stupid name
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>>4546224
>>4546227

>Scoots absent
>Not learning the value of hard work to attain her goals with Applejack.
>Not whizzing through the orchard on her scooter catching the apples as AJ and Big Mac buck them down

It's like you don't want her to be happy.
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>>4546333
Sweden strong, negrito.
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>>4546317
>Call of the Cutie
>shit
>The cutie pox
>shit

>SISTERHOOVES SOCIAL
>SHIT

>NOT LISTING CUTIE MARK CHRONICLES OR PONYVILLE CONFIDENTIAL
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>>4546334
This fact does not get acknowledged in this thread enough
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>>4546338
Sweden? We kicked your ass in WW2 and we'll do it again.
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>>4546317
>Call of the Cutie
>Shit
>Sisterhooves Social
>Shit
>Hearts and Hooves
>Shit
>Any of those other episodes
>Anything worse than mediocre

>Completely forgetting PC

Holy fuck, it's like Terse's shit learned how to type
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKS4zK7Hu4&feature=g-all-f

Has this been posted yet?
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>>4546330
My ideal ending is Mac coats the floor, then Snails makes fun of the size of his load (which isn't small) before filling his ass up, then pulling out and drenching the spot Mac came on and showing him what it means to be a real stallion.

You're my hero though no matter how you want to end it.
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>>4546345
Oh lordy

Pls no
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>>4546334
>>4546320
>>4546340

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3EHT547rP
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>>4546345
>unbirthing
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>>4546343
You high, negrito?
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>>4546344
But I like all of those episodes a lot, save for Call of the Cutie. Stare Master, The Cutie Pox and Show Stoppers are some of my favourites.
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>>4546345
>These people live on the same planet as us
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Is there anymore human on pony selfcest?
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>>4546351
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>>4546359
But Terse, I'm saying he's your shit, he has worse opinions.
I knew you liked Showstoppers, at least
I like it too
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>4546368
It's almost three and I'm too hungry to concentrate.
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>>4546363
>megasweet
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>>4546368
I'm gonna draw some porn later.
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>>4546373
what an ugly pone
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>>4546368
I just doodled some pone three hours ago, go away Pinkie.
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>>4546373
>forcing yourself to hate an artist for political reasons

he's probably not even really a pedophile
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>>4546368
>implying I can draw
but I can write!
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>>4546373
Requester here

I don't like MS as a person either, but I'm not going to dislike his earlier work.
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>>4546379
To be fair his ponies are alright
fuck his humanization though
and especially fuck his futa and pedo shit
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>>4546379
>Paedophilia
>Political

Wait waht
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>>4546386
I thought I was the only one!
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>>4546368
Because I just finished what was nearly an hour long Gobul hunt. Cha-cha decided to be a major bro and took it out himself at the last minute.

Also, >tfw you master the Great Sword level 3 charge timing.
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>>4546386
What about futa pedo ponies?
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>>4546398
This is too cute to be sexy, and too disgusting to be either.
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>>4546391
>judging someone's creative pursuits based on their philosophical views and/or proclivities
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>>4546386
I never really liked any of his shit. even the stupid macros and pony drawings from ages ago. I don't even know why people care so much about his shit besides requests and macros.
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who are the most annoying -fags of all?
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>>4546363
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>>4546345
>>4546348
>>4546352
>>4546360

>that unholy screaming.

Did anyone else think of The Brazen Bull?
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>>4546411
>tfw this is my fetish
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>>4546404
>disgusting
that's the only way I can describe it
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>>4546410
Metafags
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>>4546410
Dashfags, Twifags, Trixiefags, BGfags.
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>>4546410
ALL of them.
Every single one.
No exceptions.
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>>4546410
Yellowautism-fags.
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>>4546410
Rarifags, no contest.
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>>4546421
>>4546421
>>4546421
>>4546421
Any other answer is bullshit
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>>4546410
all favoritists are terrible people

>captcha

jesus christ.
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Which pony has the nicest vaginal walls to stroke with your finger?

Which pony can grip you the best?/spoiler]
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>>4546421
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>>4546429
pinkie and fluttershy
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>>4546347
>after a few minutes of pounding, Big Mac was at his limit
>all that prostate stimulation and the newfound pleasure of being used like a mare had his erection slapping urgently against his cock-stuffed belly
>with a groan, he shuddered as his impressive flare swelled beneath him
>he pushed back into Snails as hard as he could as his cock gushed hotly, thick ponyspunk splattering out onto the ground beneath him
>his orgasm was impressive by normal pony standards - nearly a pint of viscous, white cum pooled between his hooves
>leaning to the side when he heard the sound of something wet hitting the ground, Snails watched as his partner unloaded, enjoying the clenching of his anus as he came
>finally spent after seconds of climax, Big Mac slumped forward, still impaled on the colt's girth
>"Is that all? I can do that much with just pre! Let me show you how a real stallion cums!"
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>>4546330
Are...are you still here?

Pls finish. I want to cap and save forever.
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>>4546429
Pinkie. she'd giggle a ton while you did it
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>>4546433
ffffffuck I thought I copied the other half shit shit shit
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>>4546434
hehe
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>>4546431
>Pinkiefags
>Exist
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>>4546433
>>4546434
Wow my timing is awful.
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>>4546435

>"*giggle* Keep going anon! Push deeper!"
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Why do people insist on using the term "clopping"?

Why do people insist on treating pony R34 as if it were something sacred and that is exempt form the same rule that pretty much everything else has?
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>>4546447
unf
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>>4546448
>bronies

Don't try to understand it
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>>4546448
>people

It isn't people who use the word 'clopping'. It's bronies.
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>>4546448
Because bronies are retards and and treat themselves as their own culture. Breaking news.
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>>4546448
horny young teenagers who hopped on a bandwagon... hm... I wonder why they're such huge faggots...

but seriously, there is your answer.
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>>4546447
UNF
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So guys any new news?
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>>4546465
BREAKING NEWS: There is no new news.
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>>4546463
>>4546461
>>4546460
>>4546455
I've always hated the term, "brony" Even before I came here and used to browse normalfag sites when i first got into the show. It just sounds so stupid, I got the joke but I can't some poeple actually use it seriously
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>>4546435
>>4546447

>She never stops talking and making up silly rhymes while you go at it.

>"Come on, Loverboy! Put some'a that hoochie in my coochie!"
>"*giggle* That's such a fun word! Coochie! Coochiecoochiecoochiecoochiecoochie~"
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>>4546448
You know the first time I saw someone say "fap" it was a furfag, and I thought it was another furfag term like yiff.

Then I saw other non-furfags using it.

This is a non sequitur.
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>>4546470
>loverboy
immersion ruined
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>>4546465
Well we now know that the first four issues of the comic are about Chrysalis returning, Celestia missing and that the comic is 32 pages long.

Nothing else unfortunetly
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>>4546465
>>4546467

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcJPo1OBZb

Well, there's this.
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>>4546464
Think we'll see Pinkamena ever again? Think it can be possible without being called "cupcakes" pandering?
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>>4546469
That's a good thing, anon.

You are supposed to despise the word 'brony'.
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>>4546470
>Loverboy
Ya blew it son
everything else is fine
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>>4546469
I know right? Even when this "joke" was first coined I didn't find it funny at all. I can't believe how big it's gotten and the fact people use it seriously.
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>>4546474

Who would Pinkie find more fun? Girls or boys?
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>>4546471
Oze can't art.
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>>4546474
>>4546483

She SO would call you loverboy. What are you niggers smoking?
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>>4546478
But Pinkamina has nothing to do with Cupcakes unless you're retarded.

She just had a breakdown that resulted in her wanting to be alone. How is that related to she killing Dash? Or wanting to kill anyone for that matter.

Damn bronies
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>>4546488
Applejack, sure.
Pinkie? nah.
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>>4546471
>Sweetie Belle's face
>sweatyballs.jpg
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>>4546488
>calling me a shitty plebpop band
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>>4546490
>fanon
there you go
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>>4546464
i wish pinkies hair stayed that way. that look is awesome.
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>>4546485

Girls aren't as fun as boys - because girls are more about tea-parties and make-believe games than boys - boys are more about running around and DOING STUFF AND GETTIN' OUT THERE ON AN ADVENTURE AND LET'S GO YAY! and that just seems more Pinkie's speed - although I'm sure she's looking for an efficient way to combine the two so EVERYONE can play together!
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>>4546490
I don't think he was implying it was.

I think he was just saying that seeing Pinkie with straight hair will make autist bronies think of cupcakes.
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>>4546476
Well that is cool. I mean more bugpony.
Didn't the writer said that it's up to us if we want to consider it canon or not? Can't wait for all the retarded figts over those who think the comic is canon and those who don't
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>>4546491

>Implying Pinkie wouldn't take great delight in calling you the cheesiest pet-names she could think of and only stopping it, when you can catch her.
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>>4546433
>gritting his teeth, Snails began to thrust as hard as he could, incensed by the opportunity to show off yet again and by watching his partner cum
>Big Mac groaned weakly as his still-sensitive body was roughly fucked, some submissive instinct causing his hips to push back weakly into Snails' pounding
>soon Snails was panting and moaning, feeling himself get closer and closer to the edge
>"Gghhh... Nnh. Gonna ccgh!"
>slamming home as hard as he could, Snails' froze save for the trembling of his back legs
>Big Mac whined as he felt something growing inside him, the young colt's flare filling him up
>he felt like that massive tip would tear him in half, the flesh visibly stretching his midsection
>suddenly he felt his ring stretch further as the cock inside him grew thicker momentarily before warmth spread through his body
>the feeling of being stretched to capacity only got worse as Snails' glue-thick cum started to gush and spray inside him
>Big Mac's legs felt unsteady as Snails began to slowly walk backwards, refilling the space his cock occupied with hot spunk
>soon his flare was pulling at the stallion's pucker from the other side, each tug making him yelp with pleasure-pain
>eventually the pressure combined with Snails' yanks made a lewd squelching sound as his cock popped free
>followed by the sound of water rushing as Big Mac's ass poured a steady stream of Snails' cum
>aiming his massive cock as best he could, Snails fired his last shot at his partner's drooping cock, the thick rope of semen splattering all over the ground beneath Big Mac
>his entire orgasm was dwarfed by a single spurt
>the stallion's legs finally gave way and he collapsed into the puddle of their combined spunk, his body slowly draining from the colt's impossible load
Good end or bad?
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>>4546480
I don't hate the word brony. I actually think it's a really convenient term for describing the sort of pony fan I don't want to be associated with.
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So can it be mlpg fanon now that Pinkie has a huge thing for fisting and enjoys lying next to you in bed watching funny movies while your arm is buried inside her up to the elbow and your fingers rummage around in her body?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvSgFHzJIc

LOVERBOY
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>>4546513

>"I'm a ventriloquist's dummy! C'mon! Say something!"
>>
Linkboard where?
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>>4546507
She already calls Rainbow "Dashie~"
What would she call anon?
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>>4546511
I cringe everytime I hear it
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>>4546513
Yeah sure.
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>>4546520
"Annie"
yes she would call you a girl's name. she thinks it's funny
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>>4546509
Are you asking me if this is a good or a bad end, or if I would like to see a good or bad end added on to this?

If the first, this would be a fine end indeed.
If the second, my curiosity says "bad end."
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>>4546513

>fingers rummage around in her body

Do you suppose Pinkie acts like a magic hat?

Everytime you reach inside of her you pull out something new and unexpected.
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pinkie pie is a very cuddly pony
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>>4546526
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>>4546513
FISTING YOU SAY
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>>4546527
Good end will be Snails coming over and giving him a kiss and saying he's the best mare he's ever had.

Bad end is Snails laughs, maybe degrades him some more then leaves him to pass out in that pool of cum.

Neither one is written, just asking, I prefer the good end though.
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>>4546532
that wasn't really the reaction I was going for...
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>she comes to your world
>you try to give her ramen
>she tastes it
>"hmmm, it's missing something"
>dumps a bowl of sprinkles out of thin air
om nom nom nom nom!
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>>4546536
MY NAME IS PINKIE PIIIIEE
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>>4546540
what a waste of perfectly good ramen...
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>>4546526

>Pinkie likes pet names
>she names your junk
>She names your dick and each of your testicles
>she gives them girly names like Princess squishy
>she brings them up in casual conversation when around other ponies "Oh we have to get home, we have a special party planned with Princess Squishy!"
>She ties cute little bows and ribbons on them
>she reads them bedtime stories and kisses them goodnight.
>she demands that they all get birthdays and invites all her friends over to celebrate
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pony should hoodie
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>>4546547
that went from strangely adorable to somewhat unsettling
I get to name her teats in return.
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>>4546549
That's a terrible pony

That pony should be brutally raped
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>>4546557
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>>4546547
wouldn't their birthdays be on the same day as yours?
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>>4546553
>you name them MST3K names
>Blast Hard-Cheese and Stump Beefknob
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>>4546553

>The left one is Jacoby
>The right one is Meyers
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>>4546557
Rarifag pls go
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>>4546538
I would honestly prefer bad end but I don't want to ask you to write something against your will. Good end is fine.

Unless maybe you wanted to write both and make it multiple choice? I hope that's not asking too much. I really appreciate all of this and I'm gonna cap it so hard when it's done.
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Any of you nerds playing Virallands2?
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>>4546538
I'm fine with good end if Big Mac likes his new place as Snails' mare.
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>>4546549
Pony SHOULD hoodie. Do you have any more pony hoodie-ing?

Filthy chav hooligan ponies are my favourite.
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>>4546574
it may or may not be a hoodie, but
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>>4546572

>Virallands2

Nigga, MoP comes out in a couple of days.
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>>4546572
>Badderlands 2
Why would I waste my time and money on such a shit game?
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>>4546572
No.
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>>4546538
Maybe in the good end Big Mac could choose (rather than be forced) to help clean up Snails
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>>4546577
oh no wait, yeah that's a hoodie
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>>4546573
>>4546571
Of course he likes his new position. Despite being showed up by Snails that was the hardest he's ever came in his life.

I'll try to squeak out a good end then resume being apparently rather ill.
>>
So I made this thing
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/MLP_General

Make yourself at home.
This place is ours forever
>>
we so ded
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>>4546572
Too busy enjoying better games like Morrowind, CB: Undying, SS2, Dorf Fortress, etc...
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>>4546592
Your face is ded
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which pony besides pinkie has the nicest smile?
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>>4546594
panka is ded

where the hell is the guy who was doing that quest?
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>>4546593
those games are shit
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>>4546597
Rover
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>>4546574
>Filthy chav hooligan ponies
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>>4546597
>implying there's any other option
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>>4546600
nigger...
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>>4546597
Too many to recall.

Cheerilee.
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>>4546597
Derpy. Because you can't tell if she's smiling at you or something off to the side.

Or both.
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>>4546597
They are all pretty great, but which pony would have a horrible smile?
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>>4546597
must I choose just one?
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how many resident applefags does mlpg have anyway?
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>>4546619
Glitterglue
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>>4546619
There is me
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>>4546600
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>>4546509
>panting with exhaustion, Big Mac shuddered as his body emptied, the puddle of semen he was lying in growing larger by the second
>hearing the squish of hooves moving towards him he tried to focus his eyes as he picked his head up
>Snails was looking down at him, smiling
>his cum-slathered cock was slowly reeling back into his dripping sheath
>"You know, for a stallion you're the best mare I've ever had."
>Big Mac's face pulled into a weak smile, still too tired to talk though he was oddly happy to be so thoroughly claimed by the colt
>Snails leaned down and pressed his lips to Big Mac's, kissing him softly
>"C'mon, let's get you cleaned up."
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>>4546597
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>>4546619
reporting in
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>>4546619
Applejack is my favourite pony?
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>>4546619
A grand total of 3 people.
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>>4546628
Why is that a question? You don't seem too sure about yourself.
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>>4546629
yeah
GG, tanman, and... rose?
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>>4546636
Because I wasn't sure how to define "Applefag". She's my favourite, but I thought the question might be "Whose waifu is Applejack".
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>>4546628
You know that you can't go wrong with AJ.
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>>4546603

>Zebras in Trottingham speak with Jamaican-British Patois
>as do Ponies who want to look like badass ziggaz
>it rarely works.
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>>4546629
the majority of the thread at the moment. Suck it rarifag
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>>4546624
Bravo, man.

Bravo.
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Applejack is the best character because she has no character

2deep4u
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>>4546645
I like that snails
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>>4546646
2edgy4me

She only has artificial popularity
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>>4546645
I'm glad you liked it - other than the copious ponycum the subject wasn't really my forte. But I'm always glad to hand out a boner or two. <3
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>>4546647
>implying I didn't just cum to the thought of that snails making me suck his large cock
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>>4546646
>oh boy, this again
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Applejack? Favourite pony?

Always the jester eh MLPG
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>>4546651
Why are like half our writefags cum fetishists?
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>>4546656
I DUNNO MAN I GUESS I JUST LIKE THE HARD WORKING HONEST TYPE
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>>4546657
What you don't like the idea of filling your pone waifu up with gallons of your potent seed?
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>>4546656
>Rarifag in denial
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>>4546656
>Appajack
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>>4546658
To bad she's almost as dumb as RD
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>>4546666
Super satan pls
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>>4546657

If it helps, I could try dialing it back a bit next time I write something. Anything else I should focus on instead?
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>applepone >feels in the world of text
I like this thing already
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>>4546652
I can see it in my head already, he's packing some heat
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>>4546657
>tfw not enough drawfags are into it
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>>4546602
Rover doesn't even have any teeth.

His entire mouth is like... a tucan's beak. Maybe diamond dogs are really just subterranean flightless birds.
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>>4546645
We anthros now?
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>>4546658

Would you get her a cup of tea and rub her hoovesfeet after a long day working the orchards?
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>>4546678
>tfw some of our drawfags won't even draw porn

it's like, what the fuck man? why even come here?
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>>4546672
I wouldn't dream of asking that. Keep up the good fight, and pony on.
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>>4546669
No Aj is my forth favorite pony but you can't deny she stupid.

I mean look at TLR
She didn't want to go back to town because she was ashamed she didn;t win the money so she got herself hired somewhere else to get it.
A noble thing to do but what about her family?

We know from Applebuck Season that one pony can't harvest all the apples. The apples that they need for all their products.

Also we know from Cider that they barely survive the winter and that they never hve enough cider for all the ponyville.

So the fuck would have happened to Big Mac, AB and Granny if her friends didn't succed in convincing her?
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>>4546679
Do you even obsess over one shot characters and claim that you aren't furry?
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>all this AJ
I just realized I haven't drawn apple pone in forever. I should fix that.
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>>4546681
sure
and also have her flex her arm for me so I can feel her bicep
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>>4546689
In my defense I haven't watched this episode since it aired.
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>>4546651
You're like my greentext hero now. I'm sorry it's not personally your thing but thank you so much for doing it in spite of that.

Pressing my luck but maybe you might an idea for a sequel sometime that's a big more along the lines of your personal preferences? As long as there's big dicks and a bit of size difference I'll be pleased as punch.
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>>4546688
Applejack can do no wrong. Also I stopped reading when you misspelled fourth.
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>>4546691
Draw her failing a test and looking annoyed at Twilight who got over the maximum score
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>>4546695
>In my defense I haven't watched this episode since it aired.
What the fuck man
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>>4546700
Sorry I need sleep.
Still that's not a real excuse.
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>>4546657
Because EA actually writes all of these greentexts
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>>4546697
Aww, you flatter me~

Sequel? More often than not people tend to frown on those, but I'll say what I say every time: throw out a >you will never or a Would you spoiler when you're on at night and I'll more than likely pick up on it.
>>
Speaking of drawing, I haven't done any serious stuff in a while.

Just been out of it and haven't been feeling like it I guess. Sorry about that, MLPG.
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I hate all this fetish crap
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>>4546711
Ross, please maintain that feeling for as long as possible.
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>>4546712
I just ignore it.

Could be worse. Also it ads diversity to this threads. The only problem is now since we move so slow that's the only thing that's happening
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>>4546712
You might be happy to know I'll probably stop at least temporarily when there's fresh pone - I actually love to discuss the show when new episodes are airing.
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>>4546715
>tfw not Ross
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>>4546720
Oh.
Carry on then.
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>>4546712
haha

Maybe they'll go away when S3 starts...

...
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>>4546717
>stopping
>ever
pls no
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>>4546723
can't you two ERP somewhere else?
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>>4546717
Just imagine. Not only new episodes but the comic too

Oh god so many new things.
Also I'm sure that the comic will inspire so much new world building.

I can't wait
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>>4546717
>actually discuss the show
>write niche fetish porn to kill time

You are the best kind of person.
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Which pone should I draw?
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>>4546728
steamboat pinkie
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>>4546734
appule
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>>4546734
PONKI PAE
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>>4546734
Rarity
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>>4546731
I'm kind of worried about the comic. It looks nice but nothing like mlp. And it also seems a little bronyish.
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>>4546734
apple man,
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>>4546731
I kinda want scans so I don't have any physical evidence, but I also want to support the fuck out of a comic so we might get more.
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>>4546731

>Worldbuilding

If by that you mean a flood of new Ponysonas and even more proof that Bronies don't read comics or watch the show.
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>>4546734
little apple
when she's not so little anymore
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>>4546745
Eh I don't care about brony pandering

As long as the show is still about the characters doing what they also did and still has good writing I don't give a fuck if they even include OCs.


Really my only fear with the comic is with canon and how many fights it will be about this. If it contradicts someone's headcanon they'll say that the author said that we decides if it's canon or not.

Still a lot of bronies always did this and I have expectations from MLPG so who knows
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Almost there...
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>>4546753
I love that banner
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>writing
No one likes fanfiction here. If MLPG sees a story they hate it almost instantly
>drawing
Only cute and awesome drawings are liked here
>music
Only for Eurobeat, virtually non existent outside of him here

I was linked here by a friend, but after several days of lurking, I don't see any appeal to post or work on material beyond what you guys find acceptable and appropriate.
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>>4546769
the core animation is done, im going back to redo large parts of it to make it neater though.
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>>4546767
"brony pandering" is just "adding things to the show that I don't like"
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>>4546777
Wrong, wrong, correct.
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>>4546777
well what would be so "inappropriate" about your work?
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>>4546777
Who was implying otherwise?
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>>4546738
>>4546739
Two for One Pone Special.

It might be time to replace my nib, though. Also time to warm up and get back to them serious sketches drawing I suppose.
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>>4546792
neat
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Good Morning, Mulpug.

What's your favorite pony's drink of choice first thing in the morning?

Rarity enjoys a dark Italian roast coffee made with a French press.
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>>4546777
I'll give you a 4/10
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>>4546777
>No one likes fanfiction here. If MLPG sees a story they hate it almost instantly
That's not true
It's just some anons that are very vocal and post >fanfiction the moment it's mentioned. Most don't care or don't talk about it since it will make the first group start again.

Hell you should have seen the last hiatus and how much Fallout Eqeustria was discussed

>Only cute and awesome drawings are liked here
Debatable.
Also you forgot porn

>Only for Eurobeat, virtually non existent outside of him here
Most brony music is complete shit and you know it
Still people here like a few good composers like Makkon and...others.
I mean this was liked when it was posted here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IjuIKSUlo
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>>4546792
Hey, that's cute, thanks.
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>>4546778
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>>4546802
Also a few anons, myself included, like Pinkie Pie Swear.
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>>4546789
I don't have anything right now, but I've seen people link to things that I'm thinking about doing, like stories. Inappropriate being it's not necessarily offensive, but still not accepted in a group.
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>>4546805
Nice.
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>>4546777
>writing
Throw some fetishy second-person fapfiction in greentext and if you're lucky half the thread will take a break to fap. Long-format fiction is generally tagged as "autism", unfortunately.
>drawing
Apparently the highest form of contribution. Aspiring drawfags will generally receive advice and encouragement with the right attitude if they show improvement over time.
>music
Yep, it's just Eurobeat, but I think that's because all the other musicians in the fandom are from elsewhere and are kind of awful.
I think many of us would appreciate another musician who, like Euro, has talent and is not a rampant douche.
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>>4546815
>drawing
>Apparently the highest form of contribution.
Well to be fair, it is an image board.
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>>4546815
>talent
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>>4546802
So I can try and write fanfiction then? I was under the impression MLPG didn't like stories. "Looking at a picture takes only a few seconds to love, but fanfiction takes way too much time to read and digest."
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>>4546823
>"Looking at a picture takes only a few seconds to love, but fanfiction takes way too much time to read and digest."

It is like that, but some people here would read it if the synopsis is cool.
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>>4546822
>not being used in a drawing argument when referencing those better than others
Cool your jets, Twi. We know what he means.
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>>4546823
Come on, you know that's bullshit.

MLPG hates shitty fanfics will a terribly executed premise full of brony references and they also dislike the stories of attention whoring authors. Generally, that is.
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>>4546823
>Looking at a picture takes only a few seconds to love, but fanfiction takes way too much time to read and digest.
It's not that it takes too long in itself. It's that it takes so long, and will probably be shit at the end of it.

And I don't mean that in a "all fanfiction is shit" kind of way. But a great deal of it is terrible, and it's rarely worth the effort to find out.
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>>4546822
Sorry. Skill and inspiration, honed over a long period of dedicated work.
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>>4546823
I'll read it.
I like fanfiction.
And a lot of anons will too. It's just that most shut up or it may end up being posted in the wrong time of day.

Do it. Link it. Ask for advice.
Also ignore the posts that are just >fanfiction
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>>4546822
Everyone has talent. Everyone.
But only those who work hard get acknowledged
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pony
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>>4546839
What if I'm genetically predisposed towards being lazy and easily distracted?
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>>4546840
is
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>>4546845
mine
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>>4546843
Then you're an average human being.
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>>4546845
Not
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>>4546836
>>4546831
>>4546830
>>4546827
Fine, I'll think about writing a story. I always love a good story, and I've always wanted to try my hand at it. I was told MLPG was the best place to get real feedback for things, but was under the impression it just didn't like some things, fanfiction being one. Thanks for correcting me.
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>>4546847
Then be it anon
I challenge you for the pony
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>>4546840
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>>4546840
WEH??
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>>4546843
humans are designed to conserve calories and survive long enough to procreate. doing anything outside of that really is above normal.

hell, all culture/creations were designed just to impress some girls and get laid.
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>>4546858
>not filename
>not subject
>not name
>not mail
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human
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>>4546843
I want to draw cartoon horses, but I have a terrible headache that refuses to go away.

Oh the hardships of living in the first world.
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>>4546855
You only come here to post that OC and talk about fucking her, right? That's your only purpose on MLPG, right?
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>>4546851
No problem
Also if you can try asking NTSTSTST for criticism. He's good at it
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>>4546851
Just remember to ignore the following posts:
>fanfiction
>it's shit
>>/mlp/
>>/eqd/

They may represent the majority of your feedback, depending on time of day.
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>>4546869
Also have fun
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>>4546874
Yes
>fun.

Have that.
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>>4546876
>>4546874
Gaben, pls

respect my consumer rights
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>>4546874
Fun is for nerds
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>>4546876
I'm having fun, aren't you guys having fun?

R-Right guys?
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>>4546881
Shut up Yuropoor
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>>4546881
you don't have the right to not have fun with our products
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So apparently, my sketching pen tool got altered between the time I had to reinstall everything on my computer, and now.

That might explain why I wasn't liking how some of my line density and stroke widths were turning out.

Here's that Rarity anon asked for.
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>>4546886
Shut up dork
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>>4546891
Thank you
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i'm diseased
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When you think you are ready

>>4546905
>>4546905
>>4546905
>>4546905
>>4546905
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>>4546903
I have no response to that
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COME ONE COME ALL
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>>4546911
do YOU think I'm ready?
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>>4546918
I think you are MORE than ready sport
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Looks like I'll have the last laugh in this thread
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>>4546940
He thinks he's having the last laugh!
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>>4546940
You're not even the best Guitar Hero III character.

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