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WOLVERINE IS AN OVERPOWERED GARY STU
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>>4491393
>rape
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>rape
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so tired

i cant pony anymore
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>peanut
My Little Parcel General?
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Do you keep your pony well-drained or do you let them get achingly full?
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>>4491393
She really is very cute. I know the general hates her, but try to remember when you first started watching this show.
She warmed your heart, didn't she? She's super cute.
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>>4491424
>too tired to pony
AAHAHAHAHHA WHAT A JOKE
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>people talking about Buffalo Belle a while ago
>On e621 for unrelated things
>see this
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>>4491428
I prefer my pony to be comfortable, anon. You should too.
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>>4491431

flap flap flap
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>>4491431
I just opened and closed this picture three times, because each time I noticed something else that I had to see again just before closing it.
Your picture made me do a triple take.
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Has MT drawn Rose's self-insert OC?
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>>4491435
Comfortably swelled
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>>4491435
Do you let them snuggle next to you after a long draining session? Do they tell you how much they love you as they nuzzle into your chest?
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>>4491431
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>>4491447

yes

an entire little storybook about sleepyhead infact
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>>4491450
>>4491449
What exactly are they filling up with, and what does draining entail?
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>>4491454
>human self insert
>"Yeah she drew a storybook about sleepyhead"
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>>4491447
Why do you ask?
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I have been gone for a while
What is the latest ironic shitposting fad
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>>4491429

I didn't like her for a while because she reminded me of a part of myself, but I've come to realize that she's probably the pony I would get along with best.

Agree with her being a cutie
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which OC is going to make a guest appearance in season 3
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thanks for helping me with horse school
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>>4491465
Some people are actually claiming to like ponies.
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>>4491449
What about patting their fullness tenderly?
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>>4491467
Sibsy
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>>4491461
That depends. What's your preferred filling?
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>>4491471
pfft hahaha
fags
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>>4491467
0r0
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>>4491477
can it be scatvore time?
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>>4491484
Well, looks like this thread is about to make a turn for the better
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>>4491467
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>>4491477
Love and friendship.
>>4491484
NO NO NO A THOUSAND TIMES NEVER
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>>4491462

the word human is not there
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>>4491487
I don't know what exactly those words together implies, but I'm not going to stick around to find out
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>>4491429

But she's my favorite
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baby kangaroo > baby goat

yiff in hell goatfags
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>FIM ends or goes to shit
>we don't want to talk about FIM any more
>the culture built around MLPG still prevents us from leaving
What would we do? Move to /co/ as a "comic discussion general" and endure the beration of our peers? Move to (god forbid) /b/ or something? I just don't see us saying "General's over, everyone can go home"
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>>4491429
>actually hating Fluttershy
and how
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I just want to sex the ponies

Sex them until I inject my manseed inside them

I want to fill up their ponebodies with my seed
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>>4491516
This marker is covered in ants! I demand a new one!
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>>4491510
Keep dreaming.
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>>4491517
Until they're positively gravid with spunk?
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>>4491510
Any animal that is a baby its cute, until they grow up.
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>>4491510

Baby otter > baby kangaroo > baby goat
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>>4491517
I just want to love one pony. And marry her.
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>>4491523

>Implying adult kangaroos aren't still a little bit cute
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>>4491517

Would you abduct a pony so that they could bear you children ?
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>>4491517
ponebodies
in their little pony uterus
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>>4491510
>What wasn't shown: The mother gutting the girl.
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>>4491429
Fluttershy is a lovely pone, it makes me so sad that everyone hates her

>>4491512
we can watch Rastamouse instead
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>>4491518
You pick it up then.
With your hands.
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>>4491534
the muscles on that kangaroo are comical
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>>4491539
But it makes me sad when you disparage Pinkie.
Fluttershy is my least favorite, but I would never say an unkind word about her. She is a super cutie.
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>>4491539
but I lurve flootershai
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>>4491536
Their little ponywomb visibly swollen with cum?
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>>4491547

u 'mirin?
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>>4491534
There is nothing in the pic you posted that can be described as cute.
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I want to come inside my waifu Fluttershy and see my jizz oozing out of her beef curtains.
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>>4491539
I like Fluttershy though. I assume they don't like her because of her fan or what she did to Pinkie or Rarity in PYHD (I never like that episode).
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>>4491534
>>4491557
Okay, fuck being a pony. I wanna be a mothafuckin' kangaroo.
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>>4491559

Imagine walking outside and seeing that guy hugging your burlap sack that's hanging up for some reason

And you try and grab it back, but he grabs it and moves back a bit so you can't, then looks at you like that
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>>4491569
Would you be a kangaroo that fucks ponies?
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>>4491559
you just ejaculate your opinion all over the thread don't you
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Which pony wants you the most?
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>>4491574
Whats next? The 6mane going the downunder and find Kangaroos as people there?
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>>4491572
I.... Don't think that would be cute.
That would be intimidating.
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>>4491534

That Kangaroo is aesthetic as fuark. What a sick cunt.
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>>4491548
I just do it to fuck with Pinkiefags, I like Pinkie but she's just my least favourite. I preferred her in season 1 too. but I do like her
look on how she does this thing
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>>4491582
Applejack
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>be Australian
>just get home
>flip on the news
>talk of bushfires in Northern Territory
>Tornadoes too
>witnesses report Tornadoes crossing into bushfires and creating FIRE TORNADOES
>mfw
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>>4491589
>Pinkie will never gently nuzzle your penis to make it happy again
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>>4491589
That is one of the cutest things in the history of the show.
I wish to be nuzzled by Pinkie.
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>>4491594
oh fuck it's almost summer isnt it

goddamn it
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>>4491587

Naw man he means well

You'd probably sit down and pout and he'd give it back, then go in for a hug or something.

you know in real life he'd probably just knock you out and then kick you in the stomach enough to disembowel you, but let's pretend
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>>4491582

Twilight or Fluttershy

Twilight in the interest of science, Fluttershy because she secretly has a thing for animals
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>>4491583
>Drunk, belligerent Kangaroos.
I can dig it.
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>>4491594
>>4491604
>>4491588
>>4491583
>>4491574
>>4491569
>>4491557
>>4491534
>My Little Australian General
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>mfw i just found some hot porn where the girl looks exactly like my sister
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>>4491594

>Fire Tornado picks up a nest of Wolf Spiders
>Australia has tornadoes that drop flaming spiders on your face
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>>4491620
POST IT
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Are you feeling the jungle vibe, My Little Pony General?
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>>4491624
>not lighting your Huntsman on fire
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Would you have cold, clinical sex with Twilight as she documents the mating patterns of humans? You aren't even "just another conquest" for her, she actively loathes the time she spends with you. But she needs to record everything to finish her Thesis.
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>>4491620

Gross dude, we're trying to discuss kangaroos here
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>>4491633
Sure, but wouldn't she rather observe a happy couple?
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>>4491624

But wolf spiders are bros.
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>>4491635
>Kangaroo legs are the part that are actually exceptionally strong
>but their arms are fucking ridiculous too

Kangaroo vs Bear, who wins?
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>>4491633
We have to give her mind-blowing orgasms. Also, pygeum/lecithin routine to test the semen capacity of her organs. It's important for research.
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>>4491635

>Kangaroo calling something gross

Says the species with huge long freaky penises that are UNDER their testicles and females who have 3 vaginas.
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>>4491629
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>>4491641

A fucking bear, every time.

Being swiped by a bear is like being hit with a cast-iron pan with knives glued to it
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>>4491633

Yes

Does she let me cum inside her ?
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>>4491646

>Implying you're not just jelly of their top-testes and multivag'd women
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>>4491633
No, I wouldn't. I'd feel pretty shitty about fucking someone who hated me, especially since I do like Twilight.
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>>4491637
I'm assuming the standard anon in equestria scenario of "only human there".
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>>4491647
>jungle ants break your arms and fingers
>you are no longer able to huge jungle pony
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>>4491633

I'd convince Twilight that proper human mating requires a solid week of courtship and intimacy first.
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Would you stuff a pone with cake until their gut was bloated and they belched with increasing frequency?
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where the fuck is the mafia
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>>4491633
>>4491633
Can I perform science on Pinkie instead? Her butt looks nice and warm.
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ALRIGHT MLPG NETWORKING TIME

POST YOUR FETISH
IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE SAME FETISH AS YOU HAVE TO ADD THEM ON STEAM/SKYPE/WHATEVER YOU USE. THEN GO ERP OR PLAY VIDEOGAMES OR SOMETHING.

MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS
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>>4491666

Replace belched with increasing frequency with cried and pleaded for you to stop, and you've got yourself a deal
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>>4491666

LK pls renounce Satan.
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>>4491665
But it would all be fake anon, Twilight will never like you!
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>>4491669

This is a fucking terrible idea

and for good measure:
>>>/soc/
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>>4491669
Spanking
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>>4491668

>her butt looks nice and warm.

Would you crawl inside of Pinkie's butt?
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>>4491647
So many ideas have been posted once and forgotten.
Jungle Ponies could have been bigger than Coke Pony, god dammit.
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>>4491674

>implying
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>>4491669
>Forced chastity
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>>4491659
Right, I mean me and a pony that isn't so bitter about fucking me.
I guess if they all hate me that much then it might as well be Twilight.
Besides, why would she document female on female action if she's trying to study reproduction?
That just seems like a silly mistake for her to make
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>>4491673
>get called LK
You flatter me - I'm not that good.
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>>4491678
but its not possible to crawl into an ass
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>>4491678
Yeah but not alone. We'll need a colony of anons to live inside her butt.
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>>4491666
Yeah probably.
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>>4491677
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you find Dash tied up with hooves totally exposed
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>ants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mA37cb10WMU#!
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>>4491688

>you will never form a primitive tribe that lives peacefully in your waifu's ass.
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i drew this for weaver/glitter glue, im sure he wouldn't mind if i shared
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>>4491669
I just like big titties, cumming inside a girl, and feeling/watching her experience an orgasm that utterly rocks her senses and leaves her shivering for an hour afterward as aftershocks of pleasure ripple across her body.

Um, also cuddling, I guess.
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>>4491669
cum inflation
belching
tooting
mutation
massive cocks
swollen ponynuts
juicy marecunts
donut-sized anuses
winking
penis expansion
teats
foreskin
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>>4491694
I'd mess with her a little bit but stop as soon as she says the safeword
I'm not a monster
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>>4491668
Second this. Pinkie and I would be best pals and Twilight would have better luck observing us.
>Subject is squishing Pinkie's buttcheeks between his hands.
>Subject is blowing a raspberry on Pinkie's buttcheeks.
>Pinkie is- Oh, for... WILL YOU JUST GET TO THE PENETRATION?
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>>4491688
I'm sorry, anon. I couldn't share her.
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>>4491700
Those are some nice curve to her.
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>>4491685
She has to try all possible configurations, for science.

But when she does need to study how you copulate with males, she offers to ask the stallions in the area to volunteer. Who would you select for a partner? Do you want one who'll remain similarly dispassionate or are you seeking chemistry? Would Twilight approve of the latter?
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>>4491702
What about leaving her an absolute wreck, her body trembling and sweaty as she hoarsely whispers "M-more!"
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>>4491710
There can be only one!
>war begins inside Pinkie's bum
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>>4491700
yes this is good, GG's nips and pube hair are a little over the top for me
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>>4491669
I have a fetish for girls who can beat the shit out of me
also feet claws paws hooves, lower appendages really. the part farthest from the brain
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>>4491718
>None of the men watching are smiling.
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>>4491669
jacking off into used panties
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>>4491687
Actually, with a Hide check of 50...
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>>4491720
Are you the type of guy who likes Gilda holding him close, not because she loves you but because she likes feeling you squirm as her claws grip your naked body firmly?
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>>4491694

Tease her about her predicament and how vulnerable her little hoofsies are, I'd probably give her some tickles, maybe a massage, and let her go if she really couldn't take it.
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Would you a pony's cervix?
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>>4491718
pretty sure i made an edit with crotch fuzz but i didn't save all the instances in the sai file

not like i post it if i did, really, itd be a little out of taste
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>you will never live inside your favorite pony's butt
>you will never engage in war against other butt-lers for the glory of your pone
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why is the mlpg always at the top of the board when i come here?

are we the most popular place?
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>>4491727
why, yes
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derpy is a a very ugly pony
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>>4491735
If I live in her butt, then I can't hug and kiss her.
I'd spend some time in her butt, but I wouldn't live there.
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>>4491737
Yes. By significantly.
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>>4491742
Y-you take that back!
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>>4491716
Even if I already came inside of her I would keep pounding away whether she asked me to or not.
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What's your most impossible pone fetish?
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>>4491702
you sound like me
cuddling is overrated though
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>>4491750

Feet
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>>4491715
In exchange for her doing all the legwork, I'd give her a few trials with different partners. I'm not heartless though, if I meet a handsome stallion who hits my buttons just right I can't promise that I wouldn't try to score a date with him after hours. If she didn't understand that then I'm not sure I want to participate in her science until she learns to chill out.
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>>4491751
Oh god does this mean we have to do the Steam thing
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>>4491750
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>>4491753
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>>4491742
would still bang though
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>>4491748
What if her eyes rolled back into her head and the intensity of her climax left her unable to speak, her only response the fatigued winks of her well-fucked marecunt?
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Who's your favorite vocalist, /mu/LPG?
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>>4491764
Conor Oberst. He makes my heart melt.
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>raisin quest done
why can't we ever do anything right
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>>4491739
Would you enjoy her edging you for hours, slowly running her sharp talon from the very tip the your exposed sack? Would she enjoy your whimpers as we lightly prodded your scrotum, drawing a bit of blood but no more? Would she tell you to stop being such a baby while she squeezed your side more forcefully with her other paw? Would she keep this up until you were beyond the point of objecting, reduced to whimpering as she once again brought you tantalizingly close, but never finished the job.

Would she snicker, wrap her arms around you, and fall asleep tightly clasping you in her razor sharp claws, preventing you from even attempting to bring yourself to the point of release?
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>>4491750
fucking a princess or one of her nuns I guess
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>>4491700
this is a good pone
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>>4491764
Maddy Prior
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I can't figure out how to use drones in FTL.
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>>4491733

but pubes are like the best thing ever
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>>4491772
she might
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>>4491777

I haven't even tried FTL because it looks too hard
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>>4491777
>>>/v/
>>>/gamefaqs/
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>>4491784

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>>>/d/
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>>4491754
She will likely have you try many different partners to account for the numerous factors of intercourse, but what you do outside the laboratory is largely your own business. If you're too tired or loose from private intimacies with your new beau, testing may suffer. Sun forbid you become too gravid.
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which pony would be best at anal sex?
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>>4491772
I'd get off somehow
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>>4491788
Applejack

its canon
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>>4491789
I bet she'd be very angry.
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>>4491761
I would keep myself inside of her, but stop thrusting. Time to let my fingers do the work, searching for her clit and/or g-spot.
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>>4491795

>Gilda wakes up
>You've escaped from her grasp
>And some of her fur is stuck down on her thigh
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>>4491788
the answer is Applejack but I will say favorite forgotten fanon, it was in a story or two, was that Bonbon loves anal sex and Lyra loves to give it to her
and Lyra pees on Bonbon
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>>4491784
Why would I go there? I asked about a videogame.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-80Vw62jYs

>You will never date a girl this tall
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>>4491790
even though i hate applejack this guy is right, it is canon.
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>>4491787
I didn't think about that
I would definitely be dependent on her for magic birth control, so unless there's some other option on the market I'll have to do my best to play scientist with her.
How much ponysex does she really need to document anyway? I'd like to see these notes she's taking. I have a hard time believing she's keeps her hooves over the table while observing at this point.
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>>4491802
>>4491790
>>4491808
that's a pretty bold consensus

no love for derpy or princess asslesstia? or lady splotchbutt?

they all have pretty fantastic posteriors
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I would Mrs. Cake.

I would hard.
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>>4491802
that post is awful and that picture is awful. you are an awful person and i do not like you.
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>>4491804

I used to be pretty good friends with a girl that tall

I'm 5'7. She'd pick me up into a bear hug all the time.
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>>4491812
>splotchbutt
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>>4491795
>>4491801
I'd cum just from sniffing her holding me tightly in those claws, I wouldn't even move
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>>4491812
>he hasn't seen episode BDBF
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>>4491812
honestly?
I like all their derrieres more than Applejack's
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>>4491804
>tfw 5'4"
>tfw 6'2" ballroom partner
>tfw she was very happy with my dancing ability
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>>4491814
What if Mr. Cake walked in? Would he be mad, or is he so beta that he'd be aroused to see his wife with a real Stallion?
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>>4491773
No one actually drawn a nun pony r34, is there.

>>4491814
Who wouldn't?
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>>4491812
Rarity's rear is also nice
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>>4491815
I'm sorry we were talking about fetishes so I threw mine out there and that it is in a few stories makes me happy
Lyra did it with her horn if you were wondering
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>>4491799
I'm not sure her body could properly express her pleasure as you drive her to climax after climax. But the next day she'd snuggle you as hard as she could as she gushed about how she lost count of how many times she came.
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i really want to but my penis in an ass now
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>>4491482
pls no
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>>4491826
>implying I wouldnt ask him to join in
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>>4491835
no one loses count if you're both not retarded
my record is 17
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>>4491832
Maan. Lyra's eyes are way creepy.
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>>4491836
which ass?
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>>4491836
Snips pls go to bed
it's too late for you to be awake
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>>4491841
She see what see likes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9hiVmDVUXc

Chill out.
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>>4491802
shit that is backwards, Lyra loved to get peed on and Bonbon obliged
>>4491812
Derpy is not for sexual. The Princesses do not count for competition among ponies, that just is not fair
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Would you let your stallion fill you until you looked pregnant with twins?
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>>4491851

>Top comment is calling people who call it sexual music immature
>Song title is 'Spead Your Sax'

tab closed
youtube blocked
police called
emailed moot
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>>4491843
i would a luna butt pretty hard right now
i miss her sexy heiny

>>4491854
derpy's butt is too squishy to be nonsexual
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What did you eat for your last main meal mlpg?
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>tfw not enough anal fapfics
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>>4491856
His property. He can do what he wants with it
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>>4491836
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>>4491827
nope nobody has
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>>4491864
i know this feel
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>>4491809
Observed arousal is an important variable!

Would you mind if she brought in others to view your coupling sessions? Identities would all be protected somehow. Post-intercourse, while you and your partner are cleaning off, Twilight will be spending her time interviewing and measuring the individual levels of sexual response among the group.

Days when you and your favored stud get to spend time together in the laboratory could be special. Twilight would be so busy with the viewer group, you could likely get up to your own hijinks in the showers or elsewhere.

Eventually, Twilight may ask to remove the contraceptive charm, though...
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>>4491864

Right?

The only one I could ever really fap to was May the Best Butt Win.

>that feel when not enough spike masturbation fics
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>>4491856
thats not even possible though
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>>4491851
i am completely chilled right now
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>>4491864
That's because straight anal is boring.
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>>4491835
Well, maybe after I cook her some breakfast and we freshen up in the shower together we could set about to breaking that "record".
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>>4491873
I liked Appledrunk
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>>4491879
This.
That's why I prefer gay anal
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>>4491879
woah
patently untrue

>>4491873
the vinyl one has some butt worship in it, but no anal

and r/D has some anal as well
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>>4491861
>reading youtube comments

Pls anon
Do both of us a favor
http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/
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>>4491879
says you
I desire more of it
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>>4491885
I like spurty bottoms
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>>4491865
What about snapping the straps on the corset he made you wear to keep you snug around his girth with the force of his seed?
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>>4491864
man, it is harder to find a vagina AJ fic
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>>4491863
poor noodles, i was excited because i found some tacobell sauce packets behind the couch to add
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>>4491893
because why would you ever want to not fuck AJ in the ass
i mean
really
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>>4491889
>>4491885
So do I
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>>4491894
>BELAY THAT ORDER, NUMBER TWO
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>>4491892
okay, now that just sounds painful as fuck
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>>4491895
>not wanting to plough AJ's field and sow your seed in her fertile ground
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>>4491901
i mean, i just wanna cum on aj's everything, to be fair
and for some reason referring to her vag as 'fertile' is additionally sexy
i wanna read about aj pregnancy scares now
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>>4491887

Thank you anon

this has improved my quality of life tenfold
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>>4491895
I'd rather Rarity
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Would you Flutter shys crotch?
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>>4491912
eh
rarity anal would be too... clinical

i wouldn't mind covering her face in jizz though, and then making her wear it out in public
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So are there any femanons who want a loving, healthy relationship with a stallion that swells their belly with hot, viscous pony semen?
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>>4491917
yes, actually, i happen to be one such lolnope
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>>4491815
do you prefer them as friends, i'm sorry. friendship cuddles
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>0r0 drawing himself as a rule 63 diamond dog version of rover as drawn by mangneto

we are seriously approaching critical levels of circlejerk here.
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>>4491871
Well, if he's alright with it I wouldn't mind having observers. Having a group watching might be awkward at first, but if he did a good enough job I'm sure I'd forget about it soon enough. Sneaking around the lab would be pretty fun too, but I bet Twilight would be the type to install hidden cameras.
Then again, if she didn't I would. That would be some choice footage

As for the contraception thing, that's a deal-breaker for me. I'm not willing to have baby at this point in my life but she can ask me in a few years if she really wants. Maybe to take her mind off that I can offer to take rounds with all the Caramel twins? I'm sure she could get some good "observational" data there
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>>4491915

>Flutter shy

But yes, I would.
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>>4491925
Only reason he's going crazy with circlejerking is probably cause he has freedom now.
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>>4491917
*raises hand*
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>>4491925

No, that's just femrover you retard
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>>4491917
Is it too much to ask for him to use a horse condom?
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>>4491940
Any particular stallion?

How big do you want him to get you?
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>>4491916
I would think Rarity anal would be a little rapey, you grab her back legs and jam it in while she squeals about how dirty it is, then when you get the pace of smacking her butt cheeks she is grunting deep
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>>4491941
Femrover doesn't have those markings.
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>>4491953
...furry possession like he did with trixie?
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>>4491946
Yes.
He would probably pop it anyway
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>>4491946
It'd be difficult to pull that swollen cum-balloon out of you after he finished though.
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Fuck it, fanfiction sucks

Just suffer over this Lyra or something
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>>4491916
pinkie anal would be fun
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>>4491946
sex with a condom on is like punching yourself in the dick with a cheese grater.
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>>4491942
why are you so mad at fat people
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>>4491948
I have a soft spot in my heart for Big Macintosh. and a wet spot between my legs for him, too
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He's a robot.
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>>4491956
>>4491957
>>4491965
Gosh, I guess.
I'm way too lazy to walk around like that though, so unless he's gonna help me push it all that he better be willing to bring me food and stuff.
He's also gonna join me when I've gotten small enough to go jogging.
He's crazy if he thinks I'm gonna let him get me fat
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>>4491972
Beep boop!
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>>4491959
hey
i take offense to that
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>>4491928
After discovering messy hints of your escapades, Twilight would definitely install a closed circuit video to monitor your activity. With all this data, she can almost peer into your private life, maybe even see a potential long-term relationship forming between you and your chosen stallion?

Oh, no no, she wasn't asking you to conceive or anything, it's just tiring to maintain that spell for so long, is all. Hahaha... Although, if or when you ever do take that step, she'll be first in line to study—er, support you throughout the pregnancy. It's the least she could do for one of her favorite test subjects and, I hope, a good friend?
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>>4491969
Do you fantasize about him rutting you like a mare in heat? What's your ideal night with him like?
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>>4491946
I actually have a video where a horse fucks a girl with a condom on and fills it, pulls out and you see
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>>4491986
post it man
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>>4491986
>not providing a link
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>>4491986
unf
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>>4491986
P-please, do go on.
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>>4491986
Do you have one without the condom?
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Why aren't you streaming?
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Which humanized pony has the smelliest socks?
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>>4491987
>>4491988
>>4491989
>>4491990
MLPG ladies and gentlemen
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>>4491994
applejack or rainbow dash, probably
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>>4491993
Because I'm shy.
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should i dropbox it
will you hack my computer
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>>4491998

unshy
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>>4491999
Yes, okay.
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>>4491994
Applejack, if she's civilized enough to even wear them.
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>>4491999
I won't
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>>4491993
Because no one requested anything I can't figure out how to get morphvox to make me sound like a girl without also sounding like a robot
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>>4491979
Oh geez, I completely misread her on that one. Of course she can take down the spell if it's causing problems, I can hopefully control myself enough to work out a reasonable schedule or alternative method.
I certainly hope we can be friends! She seemed so upset earlier in the scenario but I guess the stress of the lab was getting to her.
Maybe I'd have to take her on a "girls night out" to help her relax?
Maybe I could get her drunk and we could try again?
She might even have fun. If she's feeling adventurous we could even bring another test subject in

After all, us girls don't need protection from eachother, right?
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>>4492009
My friend sounds like the most legit sexy girl when he uses that

It's really awkward
I mean, I wanted to fuck him anyway, but that just makes it more palpable
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>>4492003
>>4492006
never mind here you go

http://dynaupload.com/wryr8mrziiv5/Horsey_With_A_Condom.mpg
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>>4491986
no such video exists, i watch so much bestiality i would know if there was something like this.
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>>4491992
there are a few of those
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>>4492032
>not posting a link
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>>4492025
downloading now

what am i doing with my life
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>>4492025
>>4492026
ha
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>>4492039
Five minutes until I find out who's the asshole
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>>4492037
/be/
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>>4491985
Well, he would come home in off the fields after a day of tending the farm. Nothing too strenuous like bucking the trees or plowing, but just enough to get him a little sweaty.
He checks in on me and then goes upstairs to shower and get ready for dinner. The roast I was preparing still has a ways to go, and I'm feeling a little frisky, so I go help me clean up. I don't initiate anything, just a little fun rubbing and groping.
We dry off, re-cloth, and head back downstairs. I'm getting the meal ready, and as I get out plates and utensils, that's when he grabs me by the hips from behind and tells me that he's hungry for something else.
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>That feel when you cum and fetish MLPG isn't fun anymore
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>>4492054
>not edging yourself all night and finally blowing it to your favorite pony fapfic
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>>4492054
So go pour yourself some alcohol and drink your way in to morning mlpg
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>>4492018
Twilight Sparkle is overjoyed to find a new friend in you, let alone someone who shares her passion for science!

Though, translating what few shaky, drunken observation notes she managed to jot down the previous night, while dealing with a hangover to boot, is less than optimal, Twilight is willing to suffer for your sake. And for science.
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>>4492048
Is he gentle or rough with you? Does he bend you over the kitchen counter and take you there or nose his way between your legs and put that wonderfully thick pony tongue to good use?
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>>4492054
so lets start talking about the show again

we hope Sweetie starts doing magic soon, no?
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>>4492073
the only magic i want sweetie to do is on my penis
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>>4492073
Wouldn't it be neat if the canonical explanation for Sweeties complete lack of ability was race mixing?
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>>4492025
>>
Man, videos of things being flushed down toilets are so amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idaRCU8URk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt5kXFKhbIQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OqAHVnsAms&feature=related
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>>4492073
>>4492078
>>4492089
Oh man, I never though of that
The unicorn that doesn't go magic.
The pegasus that doesn't fly.
The earth pony that's retarded as fuck.

...wait. My pattern fell apart at the end
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>>4492025
its legit, and pretty hot even though the girl is ugly

where do you get your videos from
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>>4492101
You mean an earth pony that's not retarded as fuck.

For Earthies, being a lesser race, having other DNA is an improvement.
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>>4492102
>koan sound
dooks pls
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>>4492102
The real question is, does the horse cum, and burst the condom?
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>>4492066
Huzzah! We can celebrate our new friendship by sharing the "Traditional Human Hangover cure" (a greasy breakfast and plenty of water) as we attempt to piece together the events of the previous night.
Assuming we don't come up with anything, we'll just have to refer to the tape.

We can watch it together, if she's not afraid
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>>4492090
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>>4492102
well i get them from 7chan /be/ i think
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can we get back to griffons treating us like dirt now, sorry
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>>4492071
In this scenario, he would be caring and gentle and sensuous. He would (anatomy notwithstanding) lift me up and sit me on the kitchen counter, and start giving me long, hard kisses as he unbuttons and manages my pants off. Then he would venture downwards and put that thick tongue to use. I would run my hand through his mane and I might grab the back of his head and hold him against an uncontrollable hip thrust or two if he found the right spot
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What's your ideal fetish pone?

What about your ideal self for fetish with pone?
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>>4492144
girls ruin everything by making it so banal
where's the depravity?
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oh god I killed the thread...
i like you normalfags im sorry i drove you away
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>>4492147
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>>4492117
Afraid of what? That you might have a morning reprise? She's more afraid she'll run out of tape. Equestria, why you shizo tech

Though, sadly, she must tell you that observation and testing is soon coming to an end and she will need to present her findings at the end of the month. She'll be busy writing up a new friendship report to send to the Princess, and she understands if you won't be helping her write a stupidly long and exhaustive letter to her teacher. After all, you have yourself a catch of a stallion no doubt eager to rut you.

Once all this is over, though, Twilight is more than willing to indulge in casual, but friendly, playtime. She has to apply her newfound knowledge somehow.
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>>4492147
All I ask for is a pone with the capacity to eat whatever I make for her and I guess to be better at cooking.
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>>4492144
Would the feeling of that marvelous thickness probing inside you drive you to climax? Do you want him to kiss you afterwards?

Or does he simply pleasure you before letting you both tuck into the lovely meal you've prepared?
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>>4492139
Could there be a griffon that doesn't do that though?
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>>4492147
this is a poorly phrased question
chubby pone who likes anal is my favoritest
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>>4492149
Hey, he asked for my "ideal night".
Actually, yeah, I'm starting to bore myself. Foreplay is fun but it doesn't fit on paper very well, does it?
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>>4492164
sure there can! I always thought about a super nice bubbly griffon
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>>4492156
>Bright Eyes
that thing's owner is a fucking loser, holy shit
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>>4492171
no time for caring love in mlpg
filthy disgusting animal sex only
i got made fun of the one time i told about how close i'd like to hold pinkie pie and revel in the perfection of her chubby adorableness, so we must share our shame
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Have this exhentai gallery downloader that I made just now.
http://puu.sh/15gTd

I wanted it to be able to determine cookie values via username and password or a javascript hosted on dropbox, but I don't think you'd trust me with either.
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AiE writefag here
Evens I fuck Spike next,
Odds I write Pinkie Pie's femdom next
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Do you think you will come to love Cadence like you love Celestia and Luna? I'm sure I will. She danced with Pinkie
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>>4492195
>fuck Spike
What
How
Why
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>>4492178
>no time for love in mlpg
Alas...
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>>4492202

easily. all he needs to do is tear a dimensional rift and pluck Spike out of it.
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>>4492200
Probably, yeah
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>>4492200
Fucking. Never.
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>>4492200
>predicating love for Princesses on interaction with mane6
You are unfit to kiss the royal hooves.
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>>4492202
>What
Bouncing his chubby little dragon-butt on my character's dick is what
>How
With lots of saliva and foreplay
>Why
'Cause he's such a cutie patootie
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>>4492190
aw i gotta get this puush thing now
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>>4492190
http://puu.sh/15gX3
whoops
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>>4492147
why do you want to know?
ideal fetish pone is a tiny 3 inch pegasus
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>>4492147
Lactating pone.
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>>4492222
Holy shit, look at her horn grooves wiggling.
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>>4492220
aw cool
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>>4492233
I like how their horns are kind of "loose".
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>>4492147
One who squirted like a fountain and whose magic ejaculate could sustain human life
And tasted like strawberries

Time to write Pinkie Pie.
Ugh.
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Would you let a pone wink and milk inches onto your shaft as you slept buried balls deep in her gulping marecunt?
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>>4492243
um
yes please
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>>4492213

oh, don't pretend like she's all great and wonderful. we all know she's got dirty secrets. we'll know them soon enough.
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>>4492161
Sorry, anon. Other anon was right. My own fantasy bored myself and there's no good way to turn that into heavy and hardcore
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>>4492240
>could sustain human life
So you'd subsist on nothing but strawberry pony sperm?
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>>4492248
it's okay, i'll think about big mac's sweaty jizz spewing cock hard enough for both of us
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>>4492248
>being bored by your own fantasy
That's a little sad but you could always skip ahead a bit to the sexy part
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>>4492249
Hmm, I was going for female ejaculate, actually.
If it was a stallion, I'd be fine with plain ol' salty, bleachy cum.
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>>4492258
>not wwalks over thread
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>>4492190
holy shit, that's the one I was looking for. Think you could just upload it to mediafire for a bro?

That's the only one I'm looking for from ex
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>>4492258
I miss the other image. This one sucks. Use the old one.
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>>4492258
I'll admit I would lay on top one of those warm bare feet
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>>4492255
>submissive bisexuals
Yummy
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we seriously need to add to the Adjectives of Doom. even if we have to make some new words up, we should.
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>>4492264
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>>4492263
alright
http://puu.sh/15h3H
tell me when you're done downloading it
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>>4492252
>sweaty jizz spewing cock
This makes me imagine him just spurting and gushing constantly, even as he walks around the house.
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I want to fuck Applejack's tight ass.
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>>4492258
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>>4492271
>musky
>bloated
>gravid
>turgid
>churning
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>>4492283
Those look darn uncomfortable.
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>>4492276
thanks bro, you rock!

I'm done
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>>4492279
unf
or dripping precum
i think big mac has the sexiest cum

>>4492282
don't we all?
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Does someone have the image where someone has is trying to save a massive (several terabytes) image of pinkie pie?
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>>4492117
>>4492158
This was very fun, miss, but I must away for sunrise. Sweet dreams of your many sex partners, fuckbuddies, and the father of your child(ren).
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>>4492286

yeah. but that doesn't stop anyone.
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>>4492272
No. The Spy/Eridan one.
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>>4492288
What if he let you press your hands against his pulsing cock, feeling it throb as he pumps out rope after rope of goopy spunk?
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>>4492282
>fucking a girl in the butt
Why do people do this?
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I don't get it. I've been here for two years and I still don't want to fuck horses. What kind of freak am I?
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>>4492301
shut up tanman
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>>4492301
i don't like horses either.

i like ponies though
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>>4492286
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>>4492301
a sane person?
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>>4492297
I know right
Everyone knows guys butts are better
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>>4492292
I would kiss and cum on those
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>>4492295
You're making me so thirsty right now
S-stop
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>>4492297

Because it feels good.
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>tfw starting to think sex is gross
this is how it ends, isn't it
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>>4492282
>aj
>tight ass

i dont think so bro, that shit is so worn out and used.
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>>4492289
A bigger version of this Image
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>>4492295
Only if he's lodged deeply in someone and it's all getting pumped somewhere it can do the most damage. Like an unprotected womb.
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>>4492313
I much prefer the vag. Sexing the butt doesn't do much for me.
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>>4492308
>>4492313
A million years of evolution made the one three inches above it even better.
If you have the chance to use it, use it.

Buttsex is for boys, silly - and there's always a desperate little sub out there,
waiting for his newest prostate toy to give him the best pleasure on Earth
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>>4492316
Why does this image make me hungry?
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>>4492312
>open up a container of yogurt
>eat a spoonful
>imagine it's a mouthful of fresh pony semen
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>>4492321
man, fuck that
i want it all over my face and hands. i wanna bathe in that shit
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>>4492315

no. God has not abandoned you yet, brother, and neither have we. take heart, and take up arms.
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>>4492315
Well,
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>>4492317
It was posted on 11:37:41 am UTC on Wednesday, September 5, 2012.
Archive diving time for you.
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>>4492317
>reverse image search
>the only result
How do you manage to dress yourself?
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are there any artists here who know how to draw pone genitalia

please send help
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>>4492334
Ohoho, Christmas is here.
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>>4492158
Surely that can't be the end of her studies?
I was starting to enjoy her little experiment. If she's not going to help me find people to watch me bang stallions, I guess I would have to hit the road. I hear there's a wandering gypsy unicorn who knows how to draw a crowd. I'm not sure if me and the Caramel family would be enough of an attraction, we might have to let her get involved as well.

I would still be sure to write Twilight. If only to find out how her studies were received. I'd be happy to help if she needs further reference material, but if not I can just stick to shows with Trixie
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>>4492340
Dovne
Apple
ECM
Braeburned is getting good at dicks
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>>4492340
All you gotta do is draw a chocolate donut.
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>>4492321
I'd let him swell my body with cum, his flare lodged in my womb blocking any of that glue-thick sperm from escaping.
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>>4492338

Someone explain these images for me. What resolution were they trying to set it to? How big a screen would you need to properly display it?
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>>4492331
I'd have to throw in some salt and starch, though

Oh god, no
Artificial semen is too far
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>>4492338
Thanks anon, the only image that came up for me was a 125*90 image
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>>4492352

a screen the size of the moon
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>I just downloaded watched that horsefucking video from before
What am I doing with my life?
Fucking unf, especially the condom
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>>4492333
What if he was spurty enough to fill up your bathtub?
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>>4492361
link pls
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>>4492321
>womb
But don't girls have a limit?
Can't colons take way, way more hot, gluey, sloshy pony sperm please oh god I need it ;__;
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>>4492361
I just watched it and it was awful.
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>>4492331
But yogurt is cold
What's the best way to heat up yogurt to uncomfortably warm temperatures?
Would that even be safe?
Is pony semen hotter than human semen because they're naturally warmer?
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>>4492361

Wait...what?

>horse condom

That reminds me of that horse condom comic of futashy.
>>
>>4492347
I don't think Braeburned is getting that good. The dicks he draws always look deformed to me.
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>>4492340
syoee_b is getting better latel-
>here
oh, well
there's tiarawhBAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>4492368
>bathing in food
>dirtying it up with your dirt
Nigga that's like trying to bathe in pudding
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>>4492376
nanomachines
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>>4492353
But you could imagine the look on his face as you gulped down every last dollop of his delicious spunk.
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>>4492361

would you turn yourself into a (non-talking, non-magical) horse if you could be owned and cared for by the human version of your favorite pony?

picture unrelated.
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>>4492378
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>>4492372

>>4492025
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>>4492386
>Horse owned by Fluttershy
Fucking yes
Especially if I get to fuck her with my horse boner wearing a horse condom
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>>4492390
Eeeh
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>>4492376
Don't they have unflavored yogurt?
Just put it in a saucepan.
There has to be something bitter and salty enough to mimic the taste,
but I worry even yogurt's got the wrong consistency to it...
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>>4492390

I lose my shit every time.
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>>4492373
We're talking about diminutive marshmallow horses here.

So there's no issue imagining your belly swelling and bloating as all that pudding-thick spunk spurts into your intestines over and over again.
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>>4492385
That just makes it MORE sad
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>>4492361
To think you could have possibly gone your entire life without ever having to see horse sex if didn't watch MLP
>>
horse jizz general?
is it time for loads of zebra cum?
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>>4492390

Why does Fluttershy always get the Futa treatment?
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>cum inflation

oh boy oh boy
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>>4492404
Zebracum is best zebra.
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>>4492402
I doubt it.
I've got a size fetish
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>>4492390
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>>4492408
because her embarassment over having a giant, sensitive dick is one of the hottest things ever
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>>4492399
>mfw this thread has devolved into a bunch of insomnia-riddled,
>20~ year old men fantasizing about cartoon horse semen
>mfw I still want Big Mac to hilt me and spurt jet after jet of sloshing warm seed into my belly,
>marking me forever after as his worthless bitch only fit to worship him and receive his spunk
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>>4492404
What about spicy hot buffalo loads?
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>>4492390
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>>4492408
because the autism ambassadors that are MS and CL.

Also, because it's a "clever" portmanteau... hm, remind you of any other clever portmanteaus?
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>>4492401
Well I don't want you to feel sad. Just aroused. No one has to know you're fantasizing about tasting freshly spurted pony semen.
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>>4492420
Hello!
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>>4492420
Hello Roonga.

How is Luna today?
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>tfw mlpg starts to discuss one of your favorite fetishes but you're too tired to be horny

This is hell
>>
is it ross just hating on other artists now
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>>4492414

>mfw Big Mac has effectively morphed into a fully-equine Kelt
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>>4492429
why do you say that anon
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>>4492414
i know this feel

big mac will always be second to braeburn though. goddamn that horse is a sexy motherfucker. i wanna bend him over and stroke him until he's leaking precum all over the bedsheets
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>>4492429
For quite some time
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>>4492414
>MLPG opens the stargate to Equestria
>A crowd of anons gather at sweet apple acres
>One or two are there for Applejack, the rest are there to be Big Macintosh's new harem
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>>4492428
But I just woke up and am full of energy!

But I am not a fetishist of any kind so I am pretty much useless
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>>4492428
Throw out a Would you or a >you will never after you get some rest.

You never know who's willing to indulge you
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>>4492429
no
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>>4492429
>others aren't allowed to have opinions from mine
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>>4492435
>not four for AJ
>DVDA
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>>4492432
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>>4492429
>>4492442
ross would be a cool guy if he drew more tits
big ones
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>>4492435
>Humans are only found in Ponyville, Canterlot and a single apple farm in Appleoosa
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Why aren't you drinking bleach?

We're waiting for you here in Equestria!
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>>4492425
I wish I didn't fap to Cloud Chaser now that I know this existed.

Anyone know where this is from?
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>>4492446
yeurgh
this whole fixation on scrotums really doesn't do it for me
it's like vag-lips - they're a part of the whole package, but overt attention makes them seem gross
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>>4492448
he does more flesh, not tit.
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>>4492425
What a waste

Dirty little fillies deserve to get impregnated
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>>4492428
>>tfw mlpg starts to discuss one of your favorite fetishes but you're too tired to be horny
>
>This is hell

Remember that Faust said she didn't like the "pervy stuff" and cited it and insults towards her husband as a reason to not come to /co/ anymore. You drove her away is what I'm saying.
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>>4492442
how do you know my opinion
I just see someone talking down others
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>>4492435
Shit, fuck all you motherfuckers

He's gonna fill me up first, 'till my stomach's too bloated for my knees to support,
and my prostate's so overwhelmed the endless weak orgasms become deliciously painful experiences
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>>4492460
it's a darn shame
even just some cleavage would be nice
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>>4492464
>insults towards her husband
terrible
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>>4492465
who cares
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>>4492464
>>4492471
Hah! She couldn't handle the truth from us, eternal internet baddies. Away she goes! That's not a huge loss!
>>
>you will never feel Big Mac's hot seed bloating any part of your body
>>
what's your favorite electronic song of all time?
>>
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>>4492448

you want big tits? brother, we can do that.

>>4492462

no they don't. pregnancy is a reward, not a punishment for being dirty and nasty. they deserve to be used and ruined.
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>>4492456
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>>4492490
wow that face is
um
yeesh
those tits are also not particularly attractive
and that girl is no chubby pinkie pie
>>
>>4492489
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TGCFGsQIx0
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>>4492475
well your mother would be ashamed
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>>4492489

Elysium by Scott Brown

Those were the days.
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>>4492500
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>>4492489
Windowlicker
If Crystal Castles count as 'electronic',
then Courtship dating
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>>4492464
Oh well, she still has the rest of the sexist, racist, rape culture perpetuating fandom to embrace.
>>
>>4492500
my mother would be proud of me having standards, and also for standing up for my right to free speech, because my mother is the statue of liberty
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>>4492488
>Big Mactintosh's load bloats your tits and nothing else
>Everything went better than expected
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>>4492500
ur mom
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>>4492488
>you will never feel your horsebando's cock flare as he swells you to pregnant size with yogurt-thick sperm
>you will never put on some clothes afterwards and head out to town
>you will never make him blush as you show off your gravid body
>you will never proudly explain that you're not heavy with foals, but simply full with the massive load you managed to expertly coax out of him
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>>4492515
Well God bless her
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>>4492498

can't hit every pitch.
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>>4492515
proud of your standards for mlp fanart
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>>4492464
What kind of expectations do you have? That we keep quiet about all this shit because Lauren Faust might stop spending a grand total of 30 minutes per month on /co/?
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>>4492499
p cool but wheres the drop?
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>>4492516
>tits
Wait a minute
I don't think we've been on the same page here Anonymous
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>>4492499
My ears threw up.
THANKS FUCK
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>>4492526
I cannot enjoy a picture of a woman if I can't see her face.
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>>4492464

Citation needed.
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>>4492528
my standards expand into all areas of art
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>>4492538
>Citation needed.

Screencap from her DA from early on. I didn't save it. If someone has it.
>>
Marejuice is where it's at, you faggots are old hat
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>>4492502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa74OesRIlc
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>>4492537
but you call every face ugly
why can't you enjoy anything but anger
>>
MS claimed to not know what Candydolls was. Do you think he was just lying? It seems even most of us know what that site is, even if most of us aren't too pedo.
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>>4492515
>His mother is French.
>>
1-3:Black Mesa
4-6:Draw for MLPG
7-9:Bed
0:other vidya
Dubs: MLPG decides
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>>4492544
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>>4492542

I don't believe you. All I recall Faust saying in regards to /co/'s approach to things was saying that she just ignores that sort of stuff.
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>>4492496
um
wow
that was pretty good
thanks anon

>>4492526
eh
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>>4492532
Fine, what dumb body part to you want your Macintosh to bloat?
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>>4492547
I'm not the guy calling faces ugly.
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>>4492552

Stream it you fucker.
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>>4492552
Godspeed.
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>>4492540
that is useless
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>>4492537

you have too many rules, my son.
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>>4492555

I saw it. Don't have it though. Someone please post it.
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>>4492562
I would anon, I love HL1 so much, one of my favorite games ever, but I'm having trouble enough running it on low. Even on low, it's a beautiful looking game.

Should I reroll?
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>>4492558
>you slide your cock into his urethra
>his cum bloats his cock before wrenching open yours and pouring into you
>your balls triple in size and quadruple in weight as your erection lengthens and thickens inside his
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>>4492569
And also her feet.
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>>4492574
um
wat
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>>4492562
I'm not him but I'm pretty sure I can stream Black Mesa

Would you mind my game that's already in the office chapter or should I start a new one?
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>>4492573

You don't have to reroll. But it'd be nice if you could do something with mlpg.

This thread is stale.
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>>4492569
SB I find that the quality of the women you are posting is significantly decreasing over time
>>
I'm re-rolling I suppose.
1-3:Black Mesa
4-6:Draw for MLPG
7-9:Bed
0:other vidya
Dubs: MLPG decides
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>>4492558
My abdomen, because that's what would happen
His semen isn't a magic expansion potion that seeps into a random body part and makes your calves fatter or something,
it's gallons upon gallons of thick, viscous fluid, sloshing around in a loyal boy's intestines
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>>4492591
oh gordon
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>>4492569
>>4492587
it's hard to live up to the kind of concentrated fetish developed in lust for pones

these women all look disgusting to me after imaging sliding my tongue all over braeburn's achingly hard cock
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>>4492591

pfft
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>>4492591
You cannot change destiny
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>>4492574
Jesus Christ that's SO HOT
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>>4492606
we'll see about that... oh we'll see...
Re-roll
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>>4492593
Well yeah, that's how it would normally go
But it's a world of magic talking horses so I took the opportunity to make things a little weird. You wouldn't even try something like >>4492574 suggested?
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>>4492591
The wrong roll at the right time can make all the difference.
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>>4492593
For a man who wants his intestines to be filled with gallons of horse semen,
you're pretty damn unimaginative
>>
>>4492616
Draw Rainbow Dash in a poncho
>>
Taking Request
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>>4492610
Him cumming down your cock or the uncontrollable growth his semen causes?
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>>4492587

i lead in with the best stuff. if i kept posting the best stuff over and over, though, people would bitch. at least this way, i can fish for other stuff that gets over with you guys.
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>>4492626
Unclothing a nun pony.
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>>4492625
I like that idea
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>>4492626
Send me some Doritos. Don't care what flavor.
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>>4492626

Rarity drawing porn of Twilight.
>>
>>4492515
>>4492540
Having standards does not involve saying you do not like something every chance you get
>>
>Leave general to go GW2.
>Two hours later the same general waits.

Why so slow?
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>>4492626
chubby pinkie tits pls
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>>4492626
Fleur-de-Lis as a high priestess of the sun
or just a regular nun is fine too
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>>4492626

Applejack tucking Pinkie in bed.
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>>4492625
I second this
>>
Would you let a pone use magic to grow your foreskin so large it hangs heavily off your glans even when fully erect?
>>
>thick women

aw yissss
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp1jck_mizz-issy-dominican-poison_sexy
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>>4492633
>>4492638
>>4492645

No Rule 34. Sorry

>>4492637

Address? I have a whole box of them.
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>>4492645
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>>4492643
GW2 and Black Mesa were released recently.

That's where everyone was/is/has been.
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>>4492657
implying i didn't have that saved twice by mistake
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>>4492618
>>4492624
I have a thing against penile stimulation when I'm with a male partner
I... I don't feel worthy of it, it's a combination of generosity,
submissiveness, and a strange inferiority complex
I'd rather just let him fill me up like a pregnant mare for him to parade around like a trophy,
my stomach heavy and sore as every step sloshes wetly in my ears,
and I'm stuffed with a Big Mac's dick-shaped dildo to keep his wonderful seed trapped as long as Master desires

God I'm so desperately messed up
>>
>>4492647
>Fleur as a sexually repressed nun
unf
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>>4492666
unf
now i just really wanna touch your penis and see you get all uncomfortably aroused from it
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>>4492652
Is this permanent? It would be a weird thing to explain to your Doctor, Family and everyone else ever.
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>>4492658
You forgot Dark Soul.
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>>4492680
I've been playing that game nonstop since it came out.
But, to be fair, I'm not really here that often anyway.
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>>4492680
No we left out the bad game on purpose.
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>>4492352
an estimated 8 million pixels across.

>>4492357
it's much easier when you use a lower resolution.
>>
>JC2MP cancelled due to DDoSing piratefags
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>>4492666

would you even allow yourself to touch yourself after he was done fucking you, or would you rather keep yourself chaste for him? would you want him to put you in a chastity belt and keep the key to it around his neck?
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>>4492347
>>4492381
i meant tips, guides, that sort of stuff.

i mean i can look at them for precedents but it's kind of difficult

>>4492349
AND THEN?!?
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>>4492696
nooooo
please no chastity belts
i appreciate the sentiment but if he's a good boy he deserves to cum
pls
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>>4492697
>that pony butthole
unf
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>>4492666
Man Satan, you sure are complicated.
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>>4492690
>an estimated 8 million pixels across.

Translate that into a tangible size.
>>
Would you let a pone nurse from your heavy, milky breasts?
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>>4492694
Wow, piratefags DDoSd them because they don't support pirated copies of a game that costs $4?
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>>4492671
As long as I'm bouncing on your dick.
And by the time I get to that point, well, the handful of times it's happened,
I've abdicated all control or self-respect or power I could've had
Do whatever you want, hit me
I just want to be held and owned and controlled and safe in a man's arms ;__;
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>>4492708
The size of the Xbox
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>>4492709
Uh oh, when did I get those? This is way too embarrassing.
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>>4492710
Supposedly. I'm not hanging around in the IRC to verify.
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>>4492712
fffffffffffff
alright, that's it for me tonight. story hunting underway
keep on keeping on, anon. you're a very wonderful person
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>>4492709
Sure, gotta keep 'em drained somehow, right?
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>>4492712
Um... dude...
Are you seriously okay?
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>>4492708
Actually, the GIMP has a hard limit on image size. The way to get it to report sizes in the terabytes is to duplicate the layer a lot.
>>
Oh you and your 2deep4me sexual complexs
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>>4492712

>hit me

why would you want that? wouldn't you much rather he wrap his arms around you, holding you close to him after he comes inside you, whispering how much he loves you into your ear?

wouldn't you much rather feel his arms restricting even the smallest movement, making it quite clear you're going to stay in that position until he's ready to unload into you again?
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>>4492728
Morning MLPG is best MLPG
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>>4492728
sounds like nothing would be 'too deep' for that anon...
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>>4492721
What if he wanted to grind into your cunt as he did it, the taste of your cream making him unbelievably aroused?
>>
So basically...we've completely given up?
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>>4492732
you suck at this
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>>4492737
I guess this is what hiatus can do to a man
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>>4492696
I would want to be kept in chastity. It's... it's a psychological thing.

>>4492723
I have no idea.

>>4492732
God god god I'm so fucked up yes please
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Oh night-to-morning threads

you so silly
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>>4492747
Say that to my face motherfucker and not online.
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>>4492737
But what is there to talk about now?

We can't possibly bitch about the fandom anymore than we already have.

We can't ship something that has been shipped with everyone already.

We can't discuss what the same thing over and over again.

We can't even find something better to do while we sit through this hiatus.

We can't Pone.
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>>4492742
Wow, thanks man. I really needed to find a way to be more picky, and here it is!
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>>4492752
YOU WANNA GO BRO YOU WANNA GO

1V1 TOONTOWN LETS GO
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>>4492625
here you go, quick sketch
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>>4492532
>Been taking supplements
>Just finish fapping
>Still holding the tissue to the tip of my dick and closing my tabs in post-fap shame
>Roommate knocks twice before busting in
>I thought she was asleep
>Manage to stuff my dick and the tissue into my pants in time
>She wants to know if I'd like to go out for breakfast tomorrow morning
>Try to get her out as quick as possible, she still stays for a few minutes

>Now I've got a wet patch on my undies
I fucking hate you guys for everything
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>>4492747
There was a moment there where everyone was flirting about pony semen

Then this guy showed up and stole the show. I don't... uh, guy, find a boyfriend.
Girlfriend, I don't know. Really. You... need... something important.
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>>4492759
Whoah I didn't mean to reply to that
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>>4492736
Well sure, I'm not going to say no to something like that.
I just hope he doesn't think he can go easy on me because he's busy drinking. He should know by now I need a full load of cream from him to keep these beasts full.
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>>4492737
lets talk about rita!
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Would you still your favorite pone if their neck was replaced by a horsecock attached to their head that was stuffed into a marecunt on their body?
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I want /b/read to leave.
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>>4492759
>Using a tissue.
>Not your roommate.
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>>4492759
>her
SHE WANTED TO FUCK
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
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>>4492776
I'm married to a fictional animal.

I can't go back.
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>>4492759
>not gay
>love hearing stories about guys fapping with their cute little cocks
I confuse myself.
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>>4492767
don't you just wanna hug her tiny body?
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>>4492760
I'm sorry. Weird emotions about sex. Stuff.
Enough about pony semen. Please.
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>>4492769
No, I don't think I would
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god its so cold here

all i really want is something warm to hold as i sleep
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>>4492782
People like you piss me off so much
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>>4492787
Is that a ponified Courier?
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>>4492764
To be honest, every gulp would get him thrusting harder and harder until he moaned into your nipple and suckled as hard as he could, spurting hotly into you over and over.

Does his sperm bloating you full get your milk flowing immediately or is it a more gradual process?
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>>4492785
>Not gay.
I think you need to reassess yourself after that next line, Anon...
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>>4492795
Three birds, one stone.
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>>4492795
Get a Nalgene or other sturdy container for water
Boil water
Wrap your bottle in a blanket
Hold it close
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>>4492800
Worse, its an OC from a side story to F:E.
It is literally a OC from a fanficion OF a fanfiction!

We are talking 50 shades of grimdark bullshit.
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>>4492795
Don't worry Spikey Wikey
I'll give you the hot monkey dick next time
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>>4492776
>>4492771
No she doesn't

>>4492785
>not gay
I think you might be mistaken buddy
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>>4492767
>>4492787

man, fuck that crap, talk about superior bird-cat.
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>>4492806
Should not want...
Whyy
I'm on a diet!
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>>4492806

>tits not affected by gravity
>spray tool
>the lack of armpit definition suggests she's a vietnam vet with no arms
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Does anyone know when Midwestria is starting and what the panels are?
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>>4492812

Brae could work on his faces a bit. Love how he does genitals though.
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>>4492815
>Giving her a choice.
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>>4492811
hows it a fanfiction of a fanfiction? are you saying that any story that takes place in a post apocolyptical equestria a fan fan fiction?
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3
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>>4492821
>Not just saying >Everything.
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>>4492832

>any story that takes place in a post apocalyptic equestria is a fanfiction of fanfiction

No. It's set in the same universe as F:E specifically. Ergo, fanfiction of fanfiction.
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>>4492821
My good sir...
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>>4492832
It's a 'side story' of F:E, basically a fan creating a fanfiction and leaching off the 'main' story.
Unlike the other horrible Juggernaut, Past Sins, this one won't die.
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>>4492834
You know what to do
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>>4492844
>>4492838
im not gonna lie. i liked it. a lot. and i cant wait for more.
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>>4492833
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>>4492845
>no x's a fag
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>>4492834
How do I go about resurrecting a dead pony?
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>>4492850
wat
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>>4492851
Press F
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the Devil was with us tonight. when it is, we come to naught. perhaps tomorrow will be better.

regardless. goodnight.
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>>4492851

PONY ARISE

ARISE PONY ARISE
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>>4492815
>>4492802
No really, I'm not turned on by pictures of men, I've never met a man I wanted to have sex with, I just like hearing their fap stories.
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>>4492850
2 mainstream 4 me
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>>4492825
OH BOY
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>>4492848
I said the same thing when I started the core story. I have many scars now.
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>>4492851
you can try a variety of choices, but before you are 3 objects that you can try
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>>4492851
Load back to the D1 save. We doing a no-death run.
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>>4492863
All of us latent homosexuals start of in a similar manner.
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>>4492868
oh i've never read the actual FOE. I just like the rita griffin from pacces story. Shes a tiny mare sized griffin with an attitude and a quirky engineer who like sex. tldr its my perfect image of a woman.
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>>4492855
I think I missed
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>>4492870

PHOENIX DOWN
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>>4492863
Then maybe you are obsessed with masturbating. I believe that I have a book on the matter, bear with me, my good fag.
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>>4492870
>Phoenix down.
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>>4492870
Use that Phoenix feather!
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>>4492874
>Did not gain 37 XP
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>Tess is depressed again

Why can't drawfags just be happy?
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Man, MLPG.
I never knew the general discussion thread would be more tolerant and open to deviancy than AiE.
Those fuckers either hate it when I write femdom or hate it when I write gay,
but alas, I need them. Rest assured, though, that our Anonymous,
group semi-erp-ing has influenced me far more than any story over there.

Time to make a human and a stallion fuck, which I'll of course link,
and then play Half Life 1 for the very first time FOR FREE HUEHUEHUE
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>>4492870
PUT THE BEAN UP HER ASS
DRINK THE POTION I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
PUT THE FEATHER UP HER ASS
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>>4492870
>No mystery box

Well fuck you kind sir i'll go with phoenix down.
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>>4492801
There might be some immediate swelling due to arousal/hormones and the like, but if we're being realistic (lol) I imagine significant growth would be a bit slower than that. Of course, with magic like this it's always hard to judge the speed and volume of reactions so he might pump me up a few inches in a few rounds at night only to find I've grown significantly come next morning.
I don't want to be just a big cow for him, so he better drain me like a proper gentleman if that does happen
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>>4492884
Which stallion?
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>>4492882
>checked his tumblr
>only one person wished him a happy birthday
>one mor asked "oh didnt know"
ouch
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>>4492891

What's that from?

I fucking love Fancypants.
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>>4492892
Tess' birthday was a few weeks ago, but he accidentally deleted all his posts.
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>>4492891
WHO THE FUCK ELSE MOTHERFUCKER
Chapters 1 through 4 are in the can if you didn't catch 'em
http://pastebin.com/pWvZUbaB
http://pastebin.com/prZw0pKv
http://pastebin.com/NTukfqjp
http://pastebin.com/AW6PX0Nz
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>>4492886
>>4492879
>>4492878
>>4492875
You choose the mysterious feather, which you can only assume is a pheonix down.
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>>4492904
>Turns out its the feather of a red and black OC.
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>>4492904

What's all this then? Pone resurrection quest?
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>>4492870
>>4492870
I'll choose Pinkies dead body
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>>4492897
Anoymous drawfag
the filename was hagjhasj if that tells you anything about who it was
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>>4492873
aside from the griffon part that sounds exactly like kaylee from firefly
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>>4492887
If you get too full for him to comfortably empty with his mouth, does he stuff your leaking nipples into a milking machine? Or does he get a swollen belly of his own from chugging down all your fresh cream?

Does gulping down your milk have any effect on him?
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>>4492904

Come ooooon, big money big money no whammies no whammies STOP.
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>>4492916
pretty much. its a kaylee griffin.
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>>4492904
C'mon Pinkie I need you. I can't win any of these battles without your help.
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>>4492873
>Never read F:E.
Lucky fucker...
The story is like MLPG, no matter how horrible it got, the next chapter comes out and everyone goes. "Aw fuck, it's drawing me back in!"

It was Bullet Lesbians Wild Ride, and that shit seems to never end.
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>>4492918
>>4492909
Uh oh! Turns out that the mysterious feather was indeed the feather of a terrible OC pony, it has caused Panka's body to catch fire! Do not worry, it's not your ordinary fire, it's magical fire, so it will take some time to effectively destroy her.

What do you do?
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>>4492933
inb4 someone offers to put it out with their semen
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>>4492933
Put it out with our dick!
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>>4492930
was there actual sex in it? descriptive sex? or more like pone a had sex with pone b at night, next day etc
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>>4492933
PISS ON HER
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>>4492933
PUT IT OUT WITH MY SEMEN HERE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgwwmHFatTk
>You will never feel this kind of joy.
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Would you let a musky stallion hose you down with piss?
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>>4492933
Dump water on her.
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PENILE FLUIDS
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>>4492936
>>4492933
Grab that gigantic bean and shove it against my prostate
Spurt a globby torrent of fire-extinguishing semen
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>>4492942
It had sex, just not descriptive.
I think the most we had was sheets moving as Pip walked in on a few members of her jolly crew distressing.
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>>4492930
I got about 4 chapters in, git bored and dropped it. I guess my ADD served me well this time.
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>>4492959
what about that project horizon thing i keep hearing about thats larger than the origional?
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>tfw drinking oil
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>>4492966
At this point, that would not surprise me.
It started about halfway through the main story, and it went on far longer, if not still going.
I will let you figure out the math.
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>>4492966
First off, listen
I could go read fucking Infinite Jest or Ulysses or something that'd gain me a modicum of real-world respect
Good fanfiction is short fanfiction, I'm not devoting hundreds of thousands of words to fallout meets my little pony written by amateurs
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>>4492978
You know, Rainbow Carl gets a lot of traffic
Someone needs to make the other Mane 6 out of him
Anyone got a Carl template?
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>>4492917
>Does gulping down your milk have any effect on him?
I certainly hope not, I'd hate to get the two of us caught in a feedback loop. If my milk is going to be mutagenic I'm going to have to start rotating stallions once their equipment gets too big. Now that I think about it, that's probably a good idea anyway, I'd hate to get some poor guy addicted.

Then again, if my little pony did happen to overindulge himself and end up too large to use and I had a healthy enough reserve of backup stallions it might be fun to let him go buck wild and swell his junk until he can't walk right
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>>4492988

Why not just use the fucking face?
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>>4492978
>short bite sized stories
I like these too but I can see the appeal of the long ass FOE story too to some people.
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Anon, will you dance with me?

please respond
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>>4492988
>Carl Discord.
>"Oh Sure, I would make the world a little less chaotic."
>"OF YOU GET GET OUT OF MY POOL!"
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>>4492946
You use all your might to summon your seaman, but upon his arrival, he has no idea what to do!

What do you do now?
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1-9: stream
0: Stream anyway

tis not like anyone's gonna watch anyways
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>>4493002
Can he summon water and put the fire out?
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>>4492995
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>>4492845
Last night, I found I was finally getting back into groove of drawing things that weren't completely terrible (only mostly terrible), and went to bed happy.

And so naturally, I wake up feeling awful with a splitting headache that feels like my brain is trying to escape my skull.

I'm pretty sure this is your fault somehow.
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>>4493002
>Command - Seaman: >Equip [Sea]
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>>4493007
i'd let her bat me across the tail with that amazing tail of hers.
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>>4493002
Dammit aquaman can't you do ANYTHING
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>>4492990
What if the swelling was only temporary, but in order for it to subside they'd need to gush and spray out gallons of hot spunk? I bet your little pony would like to try out gorging on cream at least once, trembling with pleasure as his massive cock and oversized testes rendered him nearly immobile.

As for rotating stallions, would you keep a stable of delightfully girthy ponies? Or just sell nursing time to thirsty stallions?
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>>4493003

I know you're probably joking, but we like your shit you faggot.
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>>4493016
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>>4492978
The problem with FOE is that it's the worst kind of crossover: the kind that simply doesn't fit together. It's like trying to mix oil and water.

So since it can't be good, all it can do is appeal to one or both of the fandoms involved, who are just as likely to reject it because it has to break so much in order to try to work.
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>>4493002

Maybe we have to try to chill the fire out of her.

We need to be more chiiiiillllllll.
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>>4493014
>Command not recognized
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>>4493033
>Command - Seaman: >Consume [Ale]
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>>4493003
Joke's on you; I'm adding you to my stream monitor.
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>>4493020
U-um
If it's the former
Would you charge for nursing time with your stallions too ;__;
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>>4493032
Chillman is summoned to aide you.

Chillman attempts to use his strongest power to chill the fire and extinguish it
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>>4493030
It was a train wreck that attracted some of us because we wanted to see the world burn.
So, sadly, there are some of us that know far too much about that goddamn fic.
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>>4493016
Damn, why does he have to look pissed all the time?
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>>4493030
it fits together fire, stop being an idiot.
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I just woke up from a dream. It was random as dreams are. But I swear to god part of that dreams was a pony episode. I remember because my cousin and her girlfriends were there kind of laughing at me and then when the episode got going they stopped and watched with me.


It was the main six going against some group of six badguys. I felt like Discord and Grogar were there but I can't remember. I do remember one of them whispering into a changelings ear the idea of disguising as one of the girls and beating them that way.

The episode then switched to this kind of sidescroller beat em up parody. There was a reprise of the Rarity stage theme in Fighting is magic. The whole rest of the episode was a video game parody.

By the end the mane six ended up losing and we're left with a cliffhanger. The dream goes on to us doiing different things but I distinctly remember that episode.

It was too fucking surreal.
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>>4493070
because he's a fat virgin shut in who draws day and night pussy and tits which he will never experience in real life unless his mother decides his oedpius like advances are alight and that she wont do any better in her life than her son whos epopular.
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>>4493076
Wow. Dude, are you 12?
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>>4493075
I wish I could dream of ponies
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>>4493078

Are you suggesting that he's wrong?
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Rarity is a giant whore.
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>>4493078
He was pretty accurate, bro.
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>>4493062
Good grief, it would seem chill man simply froze Panka's body! But... the fire still seems to be going! This sure is a strange spell, it seems as if nothing can stop it's effects up front, perhaps it's source must be confronted?

What do you do?
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>>4493020
I think I'd just rent out time to whoever was interested. Ideally I could just give fresh milk to whoever wanted it, but if there's going to be high demand then a healthy share is going to have to go to whoever can reliably give me the most consistent loads. I suppose that's how I would fill out my stable, anyway. Once I've got my basic needs met the rest could be shared with any stallions or mares, I suppose who are interested in giving their partner a little something extra.

Can you imagine how adorable it would be to keep one dedicated pet on standby? He'd get his fill of milk and a nice bit of teasing and cuddles at night but I'd keep him on edge for as long as possible. Once he finally breaks or asks for release, I'm not a monster I'd take as much of his spunk as I can and share my milk with everyone in town.


Then I imagine we'd take a day or two off, and start the cycle over again.
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>>4493085

Your favorite pony takes fat brony cocks.
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>>4493078
Normally I'd be with you, but he's pretty much spot on here.
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>>4493088
Nothing


Ponies can't die silly
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>>4493078
>implying hes wrong
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>>4493088
Beat the fuck out of that OC with a flying hammer kick.
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It's so wierd when I'm reminded people on 4chan are actual people.
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>>4493096
If it's any consolation, I'm not an actual person.
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>>4493096
no we are ponies
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Treekicker just challenged you to some wrasslin

How fucked are you?
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>>4493096
Just imagine if people acted in real life as they did on 4chan.
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>>4493101

>on the ponynet
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>>4493088
Ok that's just bull shit.

How can she be in danger if she's in a frozen fire.

Wait, how did she die in the first place?

We need a Ghost Whisperer
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>>4493102

I think I can take that bitch.
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>>4493102
not very. she won't be able to do much when i shove my arm in her donut hole.
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>>4493106
the fire is burning on the outside of the ice block now
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>wake up early
>check MLPG for the first time in weeks
>very interesting exchange going on

Never change, you guys. Never.
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>>4493102
I'm going to win god damn it
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>>4493122
>>4493112
>>4493113

I forgot to mention you just talked shit about her hat. So her power level is at maximum.
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>>4493104
You know, we don't put our species into everything like you bronies might think. Its just the internet.
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>>4493089
>be a milky femanon's stallion pet
>nurse from her breasts throughout the day
>get teased and snuggled at night as your cock and balls swell
>be a good little pet and hold out as long as you can
>get rewarded by pumping her full of all your backed up spunk
Oh gosh, I'd do my best to be your good little pony. Would you rub my ears and stroke my mane as I suckled you dry?
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>>4493113
>donut hole
>one hole
>2012
get with the times and multi mare cunt.
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>>4493127

I'm still gropin those flanks.
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>>4493127
That only makes it even more exciting
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>>4493118
>burning on the outside of the ice block

Fuck this Tan I'm too sleepy to deal with this non-sensical shit right now.

GET A FUCKING BOWL OF HOT NACHO CHEESE AND POUR IT ON HER FFS IDK ANYMORE
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>>4493140
Hey that isnt Wrasslin, shes cheatin.
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>>4493103
I can't even imagine MLPG being sequestered together.
Aside from the small contingent of ultra-masochistic slutboys who'd be everyone's sex toys,
all we know about each other is a sometimes-sexual interest in imaginary horses.

Plus, I'm sure most of us play up the weird fetishism
Otherwise that cum inflation guy from earlier has serious fucking daddy issues to work through
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>>4493095
Now it's time to find the one responsible for this mess: You look around and discover a road that leads into 3 separate paths. Which road do you take on your search for Panka's potential murderer?
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>>4493143
Uh, is putting your arm in the hole a valid wrasslin move?
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>>4493140
That is unaccurate


I wouldn't be naked
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>>4493144

A lot of it is just fucking around, but then you do end up attracting all the weirdos/retards that are actually into that shit.
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>>4493135
>you will never feel her magic course through your groin as she swells your cock to better fill her
>you will never gasp and groan as two horsecocks sprout from your crotch, perfectly sized to plug up her dual marecunts
>you will never squirm as another pair of testicles drop into your scrotum, all four swelling and aching with need
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>>4493148

Spaghetti path. Whoever dropped it is probably easy to interrogate.
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>>4493151
Depends, is it also part of a grapple?

Because then you can just shout the name of the move and alls good
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>>4493152
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>>4493151
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
YEAH!
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>>4493160
better
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>>4493153
People who act like idiots will soon find etc etc.
Fortunately you attract enough of us that we can take care of ourselves
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How badly injured can you get from being kicked in the chest by AJ?
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>>4493183
A kick in the chest by a horse will more then likely kill you.

Considering you are a midget, you are going to die.
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>>4493134
Of course I'd run my hand through your silky mane while I rub your trembling ponynuts. Plus, by getting nice and full for me you're helping provide for everyone else. There's no doubt I'd treat you like the lovely little pony you are.
The only problem is if that kind of lovey dovey attention would set you over the edge. Could you handle night after night of me falling asleep, hugging tight against your massive cock and nursing your pre?

I just you you know that I understand if that's a bit too much for you, and I still love you all the same either way.
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>>4493201
*I just want to know
Not sure how I butchered that last line so bad
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why are we so ded
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>>4493231
Didn't you hear? The portal was open and everyone went to Equestria.
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>>4493231
We're waiting for you to leave
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>>4493003
apple

apple help i dont know how to draw pony dicks

this is bad they have my dakimakura hostage

help
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>>4493237
If that happened I feel l would take my laptop even if there might not be electricity or internet.

I know theres electricity but internet?
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Let's talk about why Sweetie Belle is the best CMC.
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>>4493201
Well, the first few times I might end up painting your face and filling your belly with sperm, but I'd try hard to get those surprisingly warm, musky testes of mine achingly full for you. Having you slowly drift off to sleep as you snuggle my oversized horsecock and suckle lightly at my tip, swallowing my copious pre would eventually change from something that would get me gushing and spraying to a nice, relaxing way to fall asleep. And if you wanted I'd be happy to let you use my overstuffed balls as a soft pillow for relaxing on the couch.

But when the time came to unload, would you rather me tremble and shudder as you work me to a delightfully messy orgasm or a sex-crazed beast intent on rutting his mare until he was completely drained?
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sorry guys, I'm new to the whole "quest" thing, if you could call it one I guess. Anywho, I have to skeedaddle, Ded Panka adventure can continue some other time
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>>4493237
For what it's worth, some of us came back. As it turns out, there ISN'T any spell to turn you into a real slutty mare.
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>>4493244
If that happened I'd take all my harmonicas and a grey toolbox.
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>>4493245
but i am the best cmc...
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Reuniclus, are you still here?

and do you still do birthday drawings?
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>>4493255
Changeling mare choker?
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>>4493249
I enjoyed it very much. I hope you'll do it again sometime.
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>>4493255
But you're the best everything. That doesn't count.
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>>4493245
sorry but crippleorphan is best CMC this is canon
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>>4493255
Oh Chrysallis you silly NOSTRILS WHERE
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>>4493260
cutie mark crusader.... you know i never got mine so i started attacking others to take theirs.
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>>4493273
That's why you became evil? What a dumb story.
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>>4493260
>Changelings are defeated, subjugated
>Often used as a form of nearly-free labor by ponies willing to give them a little love in exchange
>One enterprising young mare from ponyville gets the idea to use their shapeshifting abilities to give her customers a 'preview' of how an order will look and feel on their body
>News spreads
>Soon, wearing living changelings is all the rage in Canterlot
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>>4493269
She's a changeling dude
they're wherever you want them to be
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>>4493289
BETTER
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>>4493287
how the fuck does he have so many tumblrs and still have such good quality art???
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>>4493294
practice
and cocaine
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>>4493288
>Living clothing

Oh look, my rarely-if-ever catered to fetish
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>>4493298
yea but liek the ammount of art he manages to pump out is unreal. does he do nothing but draw pone all day?
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>>4493301
Changeling underwear is what I want.
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>>4493287
best past fanon ever
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>>4493303
Well, he does cocaine, too
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Nose boopies.
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>>4493321
gay
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>>4493306
Something normal but saucy, like a matching bra and panties, or something more adventurous, like a body-hugging teddy with a little "extra equipment" in all the right places?
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>>4493310
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>>4493301
>>4493326
What if you fall in love with your changeling clothes?
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>>4493248
Well, I think I'd prefer the trembling wreck that I coax into orgasm using my body the best I can. Don't get me wrong, I love the animalistic rutting I get from other stallions. I Just enjoy the process of swelling you so much, it's only appropriate that you let me do everything I can to repay you with the tender care you deserve.
Of course, once I've milked you down to a more manageable size, I'd let you off the leash so to speak. You are my favorite pet, so you deserve some free time to take me as hard and as many times as you like as long as you don't stop until you've gotten it out of your system and pumped me up as much as you can
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3efbNySPRfc

>applejack taking the knott
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we ded
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>>4493347
Oh man I haven't gotten to that yet
I wish I saw it in game
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>>4493326
>Nervous about your big date
>Changelingsuit offers to milk you to take your mind off things
>He overdoes it, blacking you out in pleasure
>You wake up wearing a real pair of boxers with a massive horsecock running down your leg
>yfw it's fully functional and feels great
>you never find out where all the goo is coming from
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>>4493347
EEEUUUUUUAAAAUUUGH
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>>4493326
If I had a female changeling for underwear would it make them panties?
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>>4493062
>>4493148
Tanman its been like 2 years, and you're still fucking awful at art. When are you finally going to start learning how to draw?
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>>4493366
>Symbiotic intelligent penis
I shouldn't like this idea as much as I do
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>ugh, why is MLPG so slow
>I think I'll go check out the rest of the board

>I want to cum inside ___
>pony appreciation thread
>Luna's ass thread
>fat pony is best pony thread

moot needs to nuke this fucking board.
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>>4493345
In that case, I wouldn't be able to stop moaning and gasping as you milk me, your encouraging words and praise only making me shudder and whine with need. When your grinding and kneading finally pushed me over the edge I'd let out an adorable moan as a deluge of thick spunk erupted from my bloated erection.

Once you let me have my way I'd pound you as best I could, but my submissive side would still show through. The whole time I'd be mumbling and moaning about how wonderful you felt and how much I loved you, pausing only to thrust in to the hilt, my full nuts slapping against you as they dumped load after load into your body. I'd nuzzle and hug you as I humped away, gasping and groaning as I drained slowly. Once I was finally spent I'd probably collapse on top of your swollen form, hugging you close as I passed out from exhaustion.
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>>4493409
>sautrday morning
kids are sleeping in.
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I really thought green was her color
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>>4493378
No, they could be whatever you needed, but I'm sure she'd be much more comfortable that way. Would you let her? I mean, no one's going to see, right? What harm is there?
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>you will never enter Ponyville for the first time by dancing to "Weapon of Choice" like Christopher Walken
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Which one do you prefer?
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>>4493455
>STU

Why did I laugh...
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>>4493455
>ultra tight
>12 year old modo
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>>4493460
Because you've lost control of your life.
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>>4493454
Did we ever expound upon the Christopher Walker - Human Ambassador to Equestria idea?
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>>4493455
>dating a changeling
>finally get her in bed
>she holds up this card and gives you an inquiring look
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>>4493455
>>4493460
>Buy one of those because I found one relatively cheap
>They're not 10% as good as my hand

Have I ascended to masturbatory mastery or are fleshlights just shit?
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>A-Anon, you're not to p-put your anus there!
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>>4493483
Can I fuck people with my butt?
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>>4493482
If you want something worth a damn, you've gotta drop the dosh. Tenga flipholes, for example, are pretty damn good.
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>>4493483
>putting your anus places
Shit nigger what are you doing
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>>4493471
>Ambassador

Nah he'd just be some fuck who showed up and nobody knows what the fuck hes doing there.

Til one day Discord shows up and starts some shit.

Walken is just chillin by the fountain while the girls confront Discord nearby.

Discord talks some shit, Walken doesnt care.

Until he said something about AJ's hat.

>HEY
>Talkin' to my girl all wrong, its the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Discord never shows up again.

Thats the only thing he has ever said since he arrived from New York. I mean Kansas
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>>4493498
>not keeping your anus in the fridge
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>>4493479
>holding up a card
>not presenting herself and cycling through textures as she licks her lips
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>>4493479
I just want her to feel good before me...
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>>4493482
>>4493494
>tfw I've been considering getting the husky fleshlight from BadDragon
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>solar flare
HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE WHEN YOU APPROACH A SUN
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO AVOID A SUN
HOW HARD CAN IT POSSIBLY BE TO STAY THE FUCK AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM AN IMMENSE BLAZING HYDROGEN INFERNO THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT SEE

this game is terrible
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>>4493509
My fuckin nigga
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>>4493513
>being upset about the suns
shit nigga just get the blast doors
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>>4493513
The jump beacon is too close. Maybe it drifted, maybe they're ancient and the sun went red giant since it was deployed. Either way, you come out of warp too close to the sun, and someone attacks you.
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>>4493513
>not jumping out of your ship towards the sun with your arms out

PRAISE THE SUN
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>>4493507
>not just letting you bottom out and cycling through textures, then making the call herself based on your reaction
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>>4493257
good morning yes
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>>4493412
unf
After a night like that who could blame you for passing out? I'd probably be there sleeping right under you. I might try to slip you a nipple while we sleep, but at that point just holding you close and feeling your weight on me would be good enough.

Speaking of passing out, I suppose it's about time for me to do that as well.
<3
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>>4493448
What would they look like? Would they look like her?
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>>4493507
>>4493479
someone needs to write this fanfic
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>>4493533
happy birthday reu!
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>>4493538
They would, if you wanted holey black underwear with dark teal lace

She's a changeling dude, she could themed for a different pony every day of the week.
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>>4493542
hooray thanks!
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>>4493538
A little. Shiny black silk with iridescent green and teal accents and velvety soft, warm pink lining
>>
I want you to stop for a minute. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and come on a journey with me. A journey with yourself, actaully - and your favorite pony.

I want you think of that pony. Your number 1, the primero ponoe, the most excellent equine. The horse that has a hold on your heart. Picture her face. Her lovable, pony body. Your most favorite pony is now right there beside you.

And guess what? She just tooted.
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>>4493523
I really wish it'd happen less often. If I'm not in peak condition when I run into one or if the enemy ship (there's always been one) has like three weapons and two drones I'm fucked for sure, every time.
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>>4493547
>>4493542
Woah
Happy birthday
Are you going to request something from yourself?
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>>4493534
I hope you dream of teasing your good little pony until he's moaning and gasping, submissively thanking you for helping him get nicely backed up. Because I know I'll fall asleep imagining you're there suckling softly on my tip and drinking deep of my pre.
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>>4493559
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>>4493564
haha it's not really my birthday, that was waaaay back in January
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>>4493559
Can I reach over and knead the rest of her toots out of her belly? Will she belch for me too?
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>>4493559
'scool

She'd probably laugh and say "I would run if I was you, sugarcube."
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>>4493559
I closed my eyes and then I couldn't read the rest of the journey

You suck at this
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>>4493559
I'm not reading that spoiler because there's no way this could get any better and I'm sure whatever you have written there is a trap

I'm going to go to sleep and think about Celestia and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>4493575
>Bread
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what have you done?
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>>4493575
smooth moves
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>>4493585
>changelings get holier when they're expecting
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>>4493547
Happy birthday
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>>4493590
help im die
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>>4493603
>ants start pouring out of your cake
>they climb onto your presents and start disassembling them

This is the worst Christmas ever
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>>4493601
>they start having mood swings
>she says how she does all the work around the house
>"DONT GIVE ME HOLIER THAN THOU SHIT"
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>>4493608
>someone starts acting like a jerk at your party
>the ants swarm them and shatter every one of their fingers
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What if you started to date your frilly changeling panties?
What if she still wanted to work for you?
She'd be with you all the time.
She'd find out what you're into very quick seeing as she'd know about every stray boner you have
She might even help you out, then and there
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Hey K, hey
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>>4493612
Curd you at least TRY to brie funny? Your jokes are making me feel bleu!
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>>4493606
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>>4493630
CARLOS

wait no
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>>4493635
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>>4493590
>>4493635
>Teeny tiny Pinkie will never drag a lollipop to you when you're feeling down
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>tfw waiting for breakfast
aw comeon pop tarts pop faster.
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>>4493645
I'm just gonna grab some Reisen Bran. Quick and delicious.
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>>4493645
poptarts are not for breakfast
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>>4493626
Would she be able to absorb it so you could go about your day normally afterward, or would she stay soaking wet like that for as long as she could as a reminder of who's downstairs, relishing your every twitch?
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>>4493645
>not eating glorious toasts with your coffee
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>>4493650
>coffee

disgusting
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>>4493652
>not having 4 cups of coffee and a banana for breakfast
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>>4493645
>not eating glorious leftover FFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT pizza
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She's soft in all the right places and hard in all the other ones.
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>>4493645
>>4493650
>>4493652
>>4493657
>>4493658
>using meme arrows
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>>4493648
say what now?
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>>4493652
You and I are enemies now.
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>>4493661
SO FUNNY
>>>/v/
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>taking off your changeling panties before bed
>she stops you because she wants to try something
>she becomes a set of tight silk pajamas, so she can hug you while you sleep
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IT HAS NO END
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>>4493667
But he's right, coffee is horrible. Tea is equally disgusting.
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>>4493661
When did /b/ and /v/ start calling them meme arrows? Are we really that overrun with children?
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>>4493672
ew
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>>4493667
And you and I are niggas, now
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>>4493648
>>4493664
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-rBv3H8Gw
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>>4493672
HAHA
So RD's a spa pony now?
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>>4493652
B-but I like coffee, Anon....
;_;
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>>4493678
I thought they were called Cool Story Characters
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>>4493678
A month or so ago, I think. A friend told me that "the next thing" was /v/ calling > a meme arrow. I scoffed. I should have listened.
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>Not drinking orange juice
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>>4493689
We can still be friends, right?
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>>4493674
Ok ok, what do you have for breakfast then?
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>>4493693
Never thought I'd see the day we call greentext memearrows, or use the word meme in a serious sense at all.
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>>4493678
>>4493693
If I'm not totally mistaken, it was taken from some youtube comment that went something like '>using meme arrows on youtube', in response to a string of >'d comments
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>>4493711
That might have been the cause, but /v/ pushed it.
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>>4493698
>orange juice
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>>4493703
Sure, why not.
Why so triangle?
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>>4493710
It's ironic shitposting, and since MLPG is full of /v/irgins, most of them call them >meme arrows because so fanny /v/ joek.
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>>4493707
Usually some fried eggs, or some cereal.

But sometimes, I'll have leftover Pad Thai from the previous night.
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>>4493671
>wake up the next morning
>can't move
>she's reformed herself around you, and is snoozing quietly
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Where does the changeling get the mass to turn from panties into a full-sized pony?
Or is she just really really light?
>Changelings are made out of Aerogel
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>>4493723
DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK DREIECK
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>>4493723
>Why so triangle?

He's just bein a-cutie
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>>4493728
Oh gosh
I wish to have changeling pajamas
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>they don't drink sweet tea with literally everything
Are you even a redneck?
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>>4493570
SHIT ARE YOU STILL HERE
I WENT AND GOT BREAKFAST
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>>4493735
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>>4493739
>tfw transplanted northerner
>tfw I get sweet tea with every-fucking-thing
I am an addict. Fuck you southerners.
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>>4493739
>drink strong black tea on an empty stomach
>hurl
why do i do this to myself?
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>>4493735
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>>4493739
I'm fine with mango nectar.
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>>4493739
Texan.
And yes, but I prefer coffee in the mornings.
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>>4493751
What's wrong, Homie?
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>>4493746
enjoy your impending diabeetus
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QhZV-Eo4EM
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>>4493736
Would you wear her around the house on some lazy mornings?
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Why don't you do something productive today, MLPG?
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>>4493739
Texan here. While I dont hate it, I do not prefer tea.

Unless its damn good.
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>>4493761
I am. I'm making music. Not pony.
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>>4493761
I will go out with friends at night so I'm gonna be a lazy cunt the whole day.
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>>4493761
That's the plan nigga. I'm gonna go for a run and work on my nonfaniction story.
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>>4493760
Of course
And after showers she could be a bathrobe
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>>4493761
Okay, I'm out to see that book fair then. Wish me spaghetti guys.
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>>4493777
>book fair
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>>4493776
Would you let her shower with you? As a bikini?
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>>4493793
>wearing a bikini in the shower
>while crossdressing
nyet, she can be my towel
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>>4493807
You're a towel.
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>>4493807
C'mon, noone's gotta know. She just wants to be close to you.
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>been having morning wood for one hour straight
>can't fap right now
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>>4493793
So long as my sentient underwear didn't tell anyone I would let her do whatever she wanted
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[testing something]
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>>4493831
I don't get it, did I lose the reference?
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>>4493836
I forgot what was in that image.
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>>4493826
>>4493817
>>4493793
Wait
Are we dating these clothes or not?
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>>4493840
the joke is that she was a troubled child
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>>4493740
oh, uh, now I am, what is it dude
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>>4493845
reu

I just wanted to say

your pone eyes

they're so deep and fucking creepy but I love them
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>>4493826
That's a pretty dangerous offer, anon. She's got access to all sorts of things down there.
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>>4493841
Oh I know your [feel]
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>>4493851
Whatever
She wanted
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>>4493848
dead eyes tell no tales
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>>4493852
Oh, I should have supposed it was the song...
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>>4493852
>[[Dontclickthis]]

I don't see what's so bad about it
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>>4493857
I don't remember the context, sorry.
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>>4493848
oh!
thanks
I think
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>>4493852
[HereWeGo]
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>>4493852
>Andrea will never sing you the Welcome Song to her heart
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>>4493862
They're like little curvèd pits. I imagine they're very smooth.
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>>4493870
Anon...
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I hate when I forget what sound's in an image.
[1]
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>>4493854
Even if she formed a sheath to constantly tease and suckle on you?
What if she wanted to play with your butt a little, too?
And you did say 'anything'. Would you change your mind if she wanted to see what being a pretty dress was like?
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[NiggaWhat]
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http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5evcru

TOKUSIKU MARIO
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>>4493886
Yes³
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>>4493905
http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5evcyv

it's happening again
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>>4493905
I don't think it's Japanese.
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>You will never find out that your underwear is a great artist
>She'll never turn into a glove and help you with your strokes
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Codelimit pls
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>>4493927
BUT BUT BUT

ANON

IT'S SO FAAAAANNY JOOOOOOKE
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>>4493906
Say she got the idea in her head to do both at once?
What if she made a game out of it?
She constantly shifts between different dresses, swimsuits, sexy underwear, and a few more 'deviant' things, all the while suckling and stroking you, and whatever you came in, you'd be wearing for the next few hours?
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Would you?
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>>4493926
>At the uni
>Making a presentation on the blackboard
>You still have the gloves on
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>>4493953
Never.
>>
we ded
>>
when you're rife with devastation there's a simple explanation
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>>4493949
>sex roulette for dresses
I'd hold out for corsets
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>>4493973
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
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>>4493955
>She's actually got a degree when she was in changeling land
>She helps you cheat on your exams
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FINE

>>4493979
>>4493979
>>4493979
>>4493979
>>4493979
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NEW HORSE
>>4493987
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>>4494000
>>4493994
DAMNIT GUYS
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>>4494000
>8slow
Sorry anon
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>>4493994
>>4494000
YA BEEFED IT

>captcha
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>>4494010
idc just recycle it i'm heading to bed.
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>>4493978
She knows what you like.
But she doesn't do any in her little routine.
She'll do a nice, tight one for you if you promise to wear her all day, though.
Would you?
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>>4494040
Yes
But for now she could be pajamas because bed
Thank you

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