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A moment of silence for the unded.
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WII-U MORE LIKE P-U
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What movies have you watched recently, MLPG?

Any suggestions?
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>a moment of rape
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how long's a moment?
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>>4460049
Give us a genre
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>>4460049
Memento
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>Anon in charge of knowing how eyeless ponies work.
Clearly Anon is incompetent when it comes to eyeless ponies.
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>FA is still down
>have not masturbated in nearly a week
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>>4460063
Maybe this is how things should be for the rest of our lives
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>>4460056
Anything stupid comedies.
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>>4460049
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#bestpony
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>>4460049
>>4460049
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
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>>4460076
>Anything but* stupid comedies
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>>4460049
I saw beast of the southland. It's about a little girl who lives behind a levey in a small wild backwards town.
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>>4460063
>not masturbating regularly

you're going to seriously damage yourself, anon

take care of that shit!
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>>4460063
e621
rule34
exhentai
gelbooru
hf
/d/
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>>4460063
>Needs FA to masturbate
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>>4460062
S-shut up
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>>4460049
The Good the Bad and the Weird
Getit watch it and love it
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Boy, I sure am glad I never had any dreams about having sexual intercourse with ponies.
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>>4459968
>human Trixie

I'm not Seth and I wouldn't a pone, but...

a bitchy self-centered magician sounds hot,
especially with that voice.
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i found my tablet pen

also i can't draw a proper alicorn body type for the life of me
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>>4460100
I haven't dreamed in years.

Or at least if I have, I haven't remembered any of them.
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>>4460102
Trixie would be the hottest and most excellent fuck.
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>>4460062
I'm something of an expert on pony eyes, anon.

And modest too!
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>>4460100
Do you dream about cheese?
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>>4460104
That head is amazing.
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>>4460117
Oh shit. The guy actually did it.

He fucking actually did it.

Bravo.
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>>4460117
I think my eyesight got a little worse
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>deafdefiler is a marker
>he's 85slow94835me with it
Oh god just change the fucking marker password behind his back so he can't shit things up like this
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>>4460104
>Some cry
>Canterlot Gardens
>3.286EATR

I'm ashamed to get all of this.
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>>4460102

Would you force her to fuck you in exchange for being allowed to perform in your theater ?
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>>4460134
no, just googlier
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>>4460114
sex would be all about her

you're another achievement
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>>4460104
>that banner
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>>4460141
>being a marker is a thing
Do they take an oath?
Do they have a pink ring that gives them superpowers?
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>Brave Little Toaster is going to get a Live Action/CGI movie
>Produced by Steve Waterman
>The guy that did the Alvin and the Chipmunks trilogy.

[screams internally]
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>>4460114
>>4460162
tfw someone was supposed to do condescending trixie sexfic and didn't
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Last image for the night. Sweet dreams you guys.
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>>4460100
ACTUALLY there was no penetration at all in the dream just sloppy[spoilers]knotkisses[/spoilers]
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Is it bad that when plans fall through with friends, I think "oh good, another day I don't need to shower."?
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>>4460162
If Trixie is pregnant and the father is anonymous.


then do we all get aids?
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>>4460186
Ahhhh... Yeah that's not a very good thing
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>>4460175
what a pretty horse
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>>4460177
she'd be so gassy from all those tacos, wouldn't she?
I mean just look at that belly
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>>4460171
>Remaking an extremely underrated 80s classic kid's movie

Can we just, like, blow up Hollywood or something?
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>>4460186

Depends

Do you suffer from depression ?
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>>4460185
:D
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>>4460190
I'd kill myself
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>>4460028
Yes. Still going on but I'm winding down.
>>4454328
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>>4460171
You're shitting me
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>>4460174
Well shit, it wasn't me, but I've been meaning to get some writing done.

Give me some details and I'll try to whip something up >soon.
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>>4460177
that horse is too fat, she should not be eating a bag of tacos.
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>>4460171
How much do you want to bet that the critics will call it worthless
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>>4460201
Diagnosed in the past, if that counts.
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>>4460171

i heard somebody wants to do a live-action remake of Iron Giant.

would probably go to Michael Bay.
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>>4460174
>Condescending Trixie sex fic
>Never finished

That would be the first fic I'd ever have fapped to
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>>4460217
You are too right, that horse should be eating pizzas
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>>4460225
Oh god please no.
Please
please.
no


pls
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>>4460174
>read as condescending trixie sethfic
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>>4460220
>>4460207
>>4460200

Forgot the link
http://collider.com/brave-little-toaster-remake-born-free/195192/
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>>4460224

That may be the cause since depression can cause you to lose the motivation to do even some of the simplest things.
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>>4460230
wombs can't impregnate wombs then there would be nothing wrong with lesbianism in the eyes of the most church freaks
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>>4460174
>Trixie will never magically jerk you off then stop right as you approach orgasm, leaving you frustated and begging her for me
>"Well, okay, but first you'll have to do me a little favor."
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>>4460228
I-is it fetish time?
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>>4460225
What would be the point? It was only made 13 years ago. There's nothing sfx can do in 2012 that weren't done perfectly fine by the animation in 1999.
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>>4460253
>me
more, damn it.
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>>4460230

Yes I will
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>>4460263
But what if I wanted to beg for you?
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>>4460248
Well shit. I guess that is a bad thing. I'll shower tomorrow anyways and see if I feel better.

Thank you, MLPG.
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>>4460255
No, it's Trixie time.
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In the rain
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>>4460267
Oh, so you'd rather be the grimy theater owner that takes advantage of Trixie mercilessly and repeatedly in return for a shot on your stage?
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>>4460171

Things like this seriously make me think that eventually Hasbro is really going to make a MLP: FiM live action movie about the main 6 going to our world and helping a brony with his love interest.
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>>4460185
>>4460202
So would knotkisses be when you attempt to deepthroat them?
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>>4460281

>grimy

hey, that's just show business, baby.

you wanna be a star, you know what you have to do.
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>>4460255
Would you lick the salty grease from chubby pony's hooves and her food stuffed gurgling belly?
Would you kiss her even if she burps in your face? The fresh hot smell of pizza still lingering on her breath
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>>4460281
>Dominating a domineering character

Ishiggy
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>>4460292
There's nothing wrong with me I'm a completely normal human being I don't need no psychiatry
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>>4460284
That's stupid, you're stupid, I hope you step on a lego block and get horse AIDS
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>>4460299
She's a domineering incompetent who folds easily under actual pressure. She's like custom written for this shit.
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>>4460281
>taking advantage of her
>the stage manager just wants to be trussed up and punished by her
>she finds it genuinely beneath her, and she is quite vocal about how not fun it is, but that just turns him on
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>>4460318
go to sleep pinkie
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>>4460318
Truly the end times are upon us
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>>4460318
If only I didn't sleep during the day and wake during the night
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>>4460281

She wants to eat, doesn't she ?

Dressing skimpier during her act would help if she wants to ingratiate herself more
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>>4460318
But you haven't sucked all the dicks yet. You call yourself a party pony?
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>>4460288
Well kinda...it's more oral tying then anything...but that's not what we are here to talk about. Ponies. Get your Ponies.
I recommend the Pink or light grey one...by the way..is it grey or gray?
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>>4460327
>he hasnt gotten his blowjob by pinkie yet
haha what a faggot
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>>4460299

>not breaking the bitch
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>>4460284
>a dozen tiny Rarities
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>>4460335
I dunno man, I usually just say gray
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>>4460338
I bet he doesn't even have a tulpa!
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>>4460335
I prefer blue but can accept such suggestions
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>>4460304
I've come to the conclusion that you are 2slow
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>>4460309
But women folding to pressure and doing sexual shit against their wishes (before slowly beginning to like it "like the slut they are") happens all the time.

It's boring. You're boring.
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>>4460335
I think grey is more common in UK english, gray in US, but it could be the other way.
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>>4460226
someone wrote it but they did it... not the way i had envisioned

>>4460214
the basic idea was pretty concrete
sexual encounter with trixie
but she's so full of herself and disinterested that she'd be nonchalantly jerking you off while you tried in vain to get her turned on
eventually she'd concede to something more than a magical handie, but she'd make you beg for it, and then the entire thing would be her with a mixture of real and feigned boredom completely in counterpoint to your enthusiasm
she'd call you slow and terrible
she'd refuse to kiss you
she'd make you get hard again so she could get herself off on your cock (which she'd say was small)
and when you came she'd take the load on her face with a look of complete disenfranchisement, like 'so what, are you done yet?'

that's one trixie sex idea anyway. the other one being that she's poor and homeless and desperate for cock to make ends meet
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>>4460335
Just don't ever call it "gray poupon"
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>>4460349

It's no fun if they start to like it
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>>4460335
Grey is how educated people spell.
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>>4460335
This is why we have Pokémon Black and White 2 instead of Pokémon Grey/Gray
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2zAfp3Jqk
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>>4460360
Bah, I prefer them enjoying it from square one. Power fantasies do nothing for me.
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>All this Trixie talk these last few days
You've all begun to see the light
A world without bronies
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>>4460369
I like power fantasies from the bottom
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This is all very depressingly sad.
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>>4460380
It is.
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>>4460371
What the fuck are bronies? You mean brownies?
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>>4460369

What about power fantasies that start with you dominating them and end with you doting on them ?
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>>4460348
That boy needs therapy.
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>>4460389
purely psychosomatic
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>>4460380
Don't get me started.
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>>4460388
How would that even work?
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>>4460387
Those are pretty tasty. It would be pretty cool if a pony made brownies for us to enjoy.
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What do you think fo the new apple 5?
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>>4460352
Why not both?

She's desperate to find a place to crash and you're desperate to fuck anything with a vagina so you let her leech free room and board off of you in exchange for sex.
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>>4460390
Lie on the couch? What does that mean?
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>>4460352
>feigned boredom
>she's a tsundere lay
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>>4460420
It's a phone whose new "features" are entirely half measures
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>>4460380

[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
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>>4460352
Sorry darf. I still feel bad about it.
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>>4460423
i dunno if those two ideas work concurrently, because in the second one trixie's a depraved whore who loves cock because her job demands it, and in the first one she's so full of herself she couldn't want anything less than to spare you the ecstasy of even her most lackadaisacal of hoofjobs - but she does it anyway because you're persistent, and because in some weird way it gets her off to see you straining for even the slightest hint of affection - also, the cum on her face really turns her on
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>>4460436
That's not CGI
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>>4460437
hey, i'm sorry. people point out i have notoriously high standards, which i didn't think was the case... but everyone else really liked it, and you've done well for yourself since then... again, i'm the one who's sorry
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Who says a girl can't really have it all?
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>>4460409

Perhaps after the initial domination you begin to care for them or maybe you bring them to the point were they're convinced you're the only thing they need in life.
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>>4460439
Let me tell you about Slut Girl.
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>>4460352
>>4460439
>the cum on her face really turns her on
>She finally likes it...
>Then completely loses interest in you
>Just schlicks
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>>4460461
EEEEEEEEYYYYYYY, SEXAY LADAY
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>>4460450
No, man, I disregarded what you wanted. It's all on me.

>done well for myself since then
Hah.

Regardless, glad to see you're back.
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>>4460470
yeah galo sengen
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>>4460338

slurp slurp
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why is it so hard to find videos of someone jacking off a horse until it cums. i have been into bestiality for a while and i only have 4 videos of this.
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>>4460468
yeah, exactly that

>>4460472
i think i am just destined to have bad luck with requests

the ideas i want are too specific

lets agree to disagree
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>>4460470
AND I GOT INTO ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND SHE BANG SHE BANG
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>>4460177
>>4460228

How the fuck is this shitty OC becoming so popular?

I can't wait to see how MLPG then starts to hate what they created....... once again.
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You know Trixie would make a perfect but special kind of switch.

She's so boastful and proud that you could portray her as one of those subs that think their dom is god incarnate

She'd still be the exact same character but her love would be for the dom, not herself
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>>4460482
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>>4460491
porn
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>>4460482
Fuck she's cute
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>>4460492
Go 2 bed seth
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>>4460484
Again, I probably could've done it around how you wanted, I just ended up....not. I didn't keep sight of the end goal and then when I finished I said fuck it and released it anyway.

You can disagree with me if you want, but I know it's my fault in the end.
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>>4460491

She exists to fulfill fetishes
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IM NOT A FAN OF PUPPETEERS
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>>4460491
MLPG obsesses over the shittiest OC's.
Have you not seen this pattern? Find me an OC that wasn't shit.
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>>4460506
Doesn't everyone else do a fine job of that already?
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>>4460511
IM AS LONELY AS IV EVER BEEN
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>>4460491
How ya doin'
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>>4460503
>pony Trixie

That's mighty Seth of you anon.
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>>4460465

she must be taking lessons.
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>>4460514
It's a market with no saturation point.
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>>4460515
A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, A HANDSOME GROOM
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>>4460524
That strand on her arm looks like a giant purple vein.
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>>4460482
because it's so dangerous
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>>4460524
how dare you defile my princess waifu like that

someone like her should be much hmore highly respected
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>>4460513

this one already lasted for quite some time
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>>4460494
Snarkys, pls
put on your name
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>>4460533
yeah man i'm gonna boycott this thread general
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>>4460482
Allow me to help you out, brother.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:179EC73C7E9119BDD078EDE432D7F2688CE4BB28&dn=Equine&tr=http%3a//zoophiles
tracker.com%3a2710/82e13638b85fb5914f6be818dd7afec6/announce
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Is there anyway to fix a broken heart?
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>>4460533
My respect comes in the form of cumstained dollar bills and a slap across her whore face that sends her reeling into the next client.
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>The /b/read is comming back.
Greeeeeaaat.
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>>4460546
No.
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>>4460548
unf
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>>4460540
I'm flattered.
but I'm not Snarky
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>>4460546
go to the hospital
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>>4460549

Says who?
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>>4460533

She does it of her own free will

Why else do you think no revolutions in Equestria have succeeded ?
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>>4460549
it was gone at some point?
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>>4460549
Who gives a shit?
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>>4460531
the videos i have are farmers putting condom on the horse and jacking the cock until release. it looks like a normal method of semen collection so there has to be more videos of it somewhere.
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>>4460548
I feel like such a tumblrfag for not finding that even remotely arousing, just sad.

Fucking internet
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>>4460549

what?

why?

how?

when?

ELABORATE MOTHERFUCKER

not that it really matters but apparently there is nothing better to talk about right now
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>>4460549
No it's not, go away.
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>>4460570
Next you'll start spouting vitriol about >rape culture and >checking privileges
Son, you've got a problem. Purely psychosomatic.
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>>4460549
what do you mean coming back? when did it leave.
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>>4460573
Apparently they fucked off back to /b/ and the mods are finally getting off their ass and curb stomping them back here.
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>>4460529
NOW WAIT YOU FELLERS HOLD IT
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>>4460573
>Tfw over half of last thread was spent talking about the show
>Now we're jerking off over Trixie

2010 pls


pls
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>>4460548

>you will never stuff dollar bills down the front of your pants and make Celestia grab them with her mouth
>she will never start sucking you off in front of the entire bar
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>>4460596
She looks like the chick from Hercules.
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>>4460596
this is a bad feel
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>>4460596
wait would dollar bills do for her

don't they use bits

is there some new conversion system i don't know about
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unf
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>>4460596
>Nicole Oliver will never stuff dollar bills down the front of her pants and make you grab them with your mouth
>you will never start tonguing her in front of the entire panel
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>>4460616
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>>4460596
>DOLLAR
>BILLS

Snarky you just went full retard.
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>>4458111
>>4458383
>>4458396

>Can Chamber get the Pony Treatment?

Order up.
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>>4460594
>not jerking it to Trixie over the years despite bronyshit
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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>>4460596

I don't think I would enjoy treating her like that in public.
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>>4460631
hot damn
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>>4460631
The light's pretty cool, but that back leg looks a little odd.
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>>4460620

>you will never lose yourself in those eyes
>you will never become just another one of her slaves
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>you will never see Bon Bon struggling to reach all the way around Lyra's girth for a friendly hug
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>>4460641
>lighting's

I need to go bed
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>>4460641

Foreground or Background?
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>>4460644
>Implying willing slaves are slaves at all
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>>4460645
>and then Ross showed up
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>>4460645
added to filter
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and what a horse it was
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>>4460648
Foreground, looks a little too flat.
Maybe it's just me.
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G'night MLPG, here's hoping tomorrow will be a better day for some of us.

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hey guys what's going on in-
oh
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>>4460608
>You will never pelt her with hard, cold coins.
>"I'M MAKING IT RAIN!"
>'Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!'
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>>4460656
i dont think its ross.

its that dashbrony who likes to ironic shitpost nonstop in livestreams.
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I wonder if that guy yesterday who said he wanted to have a good today had a good day
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>>4460674
Twilight, did you order a pizza with everything on it (including a second pizza?)
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>>4460666

Lemme see what I can do. There's maybe one other thing I need to fix too.
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>>4460620
It's creepy that we've got images of a VA in lingerie but I'm sure glad we have them
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>>4460666
maybe it is just you, satan
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>tfw finally seeing some improvement in drawing

>but I still suck at ponies

soon mlpg
soon
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>>4460690
>No hooves
pig disgusting
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>>4460653
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>>4460690
>Snarky posting women

Oh boy here we go again
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>>4460692
>That feel when around for 666 get every time
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>>4460690
I'm not against healthy chub but that just aint
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>>4460335
Holy fucking shit MT I never knew girls were this sexual.
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>>4460710
go outside and meet people anon
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>>4460694
>tfw people say that your pictures are starting to look better and less stiff but you know if you get complacent you'll never get better
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmPqEbibZTY
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>>4460694
post the last thing you drew now matter how awful

NOW
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>>4460690
those areolas are disgusting
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>>4460712
I'm 2much of a shutin
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>>4460701
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>>4460719
none of them ever do it anon, never ever
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>>4460701
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>>4460335
>pink or light grey
>MT's favourite ponies are Pinkie and Rarity

HOW CAN ONE DRAWFAG HAVE SO MANY DECENT OPINIONS
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>>4460692

AH WILL DRAHG YOW SOWL SSSTRAIGHT'TA HEYLL
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>>4460690
>Nadine Jansen
Ladies and gentlemen, human Fluttershy.
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>>4460731
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>>4460719
One minute I have to dig out that thing.
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>>4460716
Not bad.
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>>4460639
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>>4460719
>>4460729
Its funny cause it's true.
>>4460743
You're not me.
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Unrealistic but somehow natural bodies time?
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>>4460745
It's so pretty.
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>>4460745
I need a bigger flyswatter
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>>4460739
>human Fluttershy

I dunno about that anon, but she's sure got some nice titties
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>>4460739

>NJ
>not Pinkie

DYEWTS
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>>4460719
drew this fucking months ago. decided to give drawing a try and stopped after like 3 weeks
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>>4460761
Well who'd be your model for Fluttershy, Snarky?
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>>4460762
>"OUR HEAD IS TOO BIG"
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>>4460761
look at the boooobs
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>>4460713
I'll never be complacent, I promise this.

I'll always hate two things.
My art and myself.
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>>4460719
Taking this as a request for everyone to do it.
Even if you weren't.
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>>4460772
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>2012
>not placing two pillows on top of each other, and then inserting your penis in between them and fucking them like an animal


It feels fucking great, man.

Just stack two pillows, insert your dick into a sock (to not ruin the pillows), insert your sheathed dick in the two pillows, and have it.

For the ultimate immersion, try sitting your monitor down on the floor, and turn on some POV porn......That feeling, man..That feeling.
I'll be honest, I've never regularly masturbated. I remember discovering this pillow technique on some ultra horny night when I was 15 (have never masturbated before then), and haven't done anything other than that since (I'm 22 now).

Seriously, try it.
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>>4460772
It pains me that troll science is still funny to me.
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>>4460716
Is it wrong that I think Rainbow Dash and Big McIntosh would be good friends?
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>>4460772
>Drink ALL the booze.
Fuck, I shouldn't have laughed at that.
>>
im tird

post sleeping ponies
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>>4460791
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>>4460780
>That image
I keep saving it
Then deleting it out of shame
S-stop it anon ;_;
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>>4460780
Hello /v/
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>>4460335

MT you should totally draw Pinkie x Rarity OTP forever
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>>4460742
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>>4460719
work in progress, haven't touched for two days

oh god what am i doing with my life
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>>4460769
yeah i do see a bunch of problems with it, but overall im proud of it.
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What is up
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>>4460806
Those knockers look too big...
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>>4460804
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>>4460794
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>>4460809
nosso?
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>>4460719
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>>4460809
Nasse ur a good artist
ilu
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>>4460772
It would be pretty cool if Cadence had a sister of lust and merrymaking
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>>4460815
OH GOD NO
PLS NO
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>>4460766

Angela Sommers. but honestly, i haven't put much thought into Fluttershy, because she's worst pone.
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>>4460754
How does one go about becoming a trap with a body like September Carrino?
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>>4460816
Yes
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>>4460729
>>4460743

Found it! Quality is shit sorry. Drew this weeks ago. It was still the last thing I've drawn
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>>4460835
why no name?
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>>4460752
Bit slow on the trigger there, Smith
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>>4460836
Very nice anon
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>>4460701
>>4460742
>>4460804
erotic greentext where
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>>4460772
It's bad because, I could see Berry's booze addled mind seeing that troll science and it blowing her mind.
And her trying that.
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>>4460850
Never anon Never
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>>4460842
Less shitstorm and I'm not drawing right now
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>>4460855
noooooo
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>>4460719

Why not.
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>>4460860
Why?
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>>4460854
>implying she wasn't already on the path and felt only vindication whereupon
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>>4460719
Here is what I drew last.
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>>4460850
Maybe this weekend.
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>>4460864
I'm tired that's why
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>>4460870
Man, Birds 2 looks fucking scary.
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>>4460864
I fucking hate you Pinkie
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>>4460850
>Erotic.
Damn.
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>>4460631
>>4460666
>>4460684

Okay, tweaked the leg, darkened the shadows a bit and touched up the fire.
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>>4460868
at some point that guy's probably gonna draw celestia

I'm looking forward to it
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>>4460719

Ever take so long on something and fuck it up so many times that you just give up on it?
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anyway. how would each pony respond to getting shoed?
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>>4460875
nonsexual greentext is also nice
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>>4460882

Yes.

I'm very ashamed of this fact.
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>>4460877
Woah that lighting is... I hate to say it but it's pretty horrible.
That fire looks like piss too.
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>>4460849
Oh thanks!

It's actually the only pony I've ever drawn
>>
if your pony waifu was at the end of a dark hallway with a spider web in it somewhere that you are guaranteed to walk into at some point would you still walk through her?
note: you do not know where it is and for some reason you have to keep your arms at your sides
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>>4460877
Yay! I made a difference!

It's much nicer
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>>4460884
shoe on head is hot

I would not shoo a pony though
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>>4460884
That is a fine rear there, Snarky.
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>>4460864
I haven't drawn mostly because I was sick most of the week
Right now though
I don't even know
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>>4460894

Yes
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>>4460898
that's the only drawing he's done that I'm not fond of
I'm not sure why
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>>4460894
I would
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>>4460892
this picture just turned me into a pedophile
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>>4460894
Sure. I've dealt with worse.
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>>4460891
Well gee anon, you could go about it a bit nicer.

Pity you don't like it. I think it's neat.
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>>4460898
>>4460868
>>4460811
>>4460804
>>4460727
>>4460701

>tfw you will never get to meet one of these anthro goddesses
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>>4460911
You have my respect
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>>4460895

Always happy to do the devil's work.

>>4460891
>>4460914

Welp. Looks like I've got two choices

1. Go back to Old Country and peel potatoes forever

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBCk7IvTTTw
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>>4460884
I knew this would come in handy some day.
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>>4460908

It's a little weak, however the thought of rubbing lotion on to Twi's butt is a nice one.
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>>4460908
side eye
side mouth
leg perspective
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>>4460920
3. teen silver spoon
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>>4460920

the skin of this potato could feed a village for an entire week!
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>>4460920
What, you want to CHOOSE who can critique you now?
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>>4460891
>>4460920
What the fire needs, is some well placed super bright lighting on a 'luminescence' layer

That, and sharper flames at the top.
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DID SOMEONE SAY UNDED?
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>>4460931
...Are you just pretended to be retarded now?
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>>4460877
he is right about fire always coming to a point but that is real fire this is cartoon. of course you can be real and make the whole thing bright as fuck but come on
>>
Could that guy who was gonna give me a scroll of resurrection check your old roadrunner account again?

i changed my mind.
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>>4460931
>>4460931

Nah. I was just being facetious. I wasn't sure what else to say to "it's shit."

>>4460932

Got it.
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>>4460931
>Not taking the prince of darkness' art critique

What are you, retarded?
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>>4460936
oh fuck, this is driving me to fap
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>>4460936

Terrible. Why don't you have a nose?
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>>4460936
Delicious.
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>>4460936
beauty like that is a real rarity
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>>4460942
Well the pony itself isn't bad, just how the fuck does that lighting work

The flame emits a large area of luminosity, most of the pony would be in light.
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>>4460936
>That face

HNNNG 2CUTE

>That body

Bueno
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>Skywishes is asking if there is a brony Steam group.
>Link him to the Steam group.
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now this was some nice fire
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>>4460916
which one?
what would you do?
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>>4460936
Well for one you're horrifying like 99% of all anthro drawings
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>>4460936
Like something out of my nightmare. No joke. Very familiar.
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>"Are you peeking at my caboose, Anon~?"
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Goddammit I'm a failure.
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why so ded, mlpg?
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>>4460969
Me too, anon, me too.
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>wake up
>go on MLPG
>human porn
>mfw
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>>4460971
I'm getting tripped out by music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7r9xd13uZg
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>>4460948

God, imagine what she'd look like, running around the house in just those panties all day. i think i'd die.
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>>4460972
At least you're really anon, anon. And noone expects anything of you.
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>>4460964
>That
>horrifying
>Most anthro art

I respectfully disagree
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>>4460971
We always ded.
Except when we not ded...
Then we unded.
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>>4460962

Rarity

Everything
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>>4460978
I respectfully disagree with you disrespectfully disagreeing
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>>4460975
I would be able to resist the temptation to take two big handfuls of tits or ass
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>>4460983
Fuck I meant respectfully disagreeing
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>>4460973
Human porn is our new FOTM

This is what happens with so long without news.
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>>4460962

sorry, brother, i'd love to give you something to read, but i can't come up with shit tonight.
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>>4460986
wouldn't
I wouldn't
that's what I meant to type
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>>4460989
Try being unable to come up with shit for a month.

I'm fucking dying over here from the pressure I'm putting on myself.
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I would Sleepy Pone so hard.
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>>4460989
I didn't mean it like that
five words or less
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ded nite confessions?
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>>4460992
I just want to use my tongue on her
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>>
http://www.dailydot.com/society/becoming-brony-my-little-pony-fandom/
>That opening image.

If you EVER thought of exposing yourself, remember that face.
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>>4460973
That's what you get for not talking enough about teats
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>>4460955

It does - it's a fuckoff huge light source right there in his chest - but if the entire pony was drenched in light, there'd be no shadows, and that'd be a bit boring to paint.

But I see what you're getting at. Lemme see what I can do.
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>>4460974

we music now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SMcXilE7z8
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>artist gets good in no time at all
>effortlessly executes everything you have problems with
>he still whines about how he isn't good enough

oh my god I just want to hang myself
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>>4460992
I might be weird but I love dark eye circles.
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>>4460997
I sometimes wish I'd never started writing for MLPG. I think I'd be happier.
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>>4461001
But anonymous, I'm sure none of us are even remotely that hideous.
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>>4461001
>1 man's brave foray into the "My Little Pony" fandom

It hurts me.
I can't read any more than that.
>>
goodnight moon
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>>4461006
Is that SB?

SB. Stop.
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>>4461006
it's because you begin to realize how little you actually know and how long it will take to actually get good
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>>4460997
I still want to know what moon-phase-pregnancy-Luna anon had in mind with stretchy-overproductive-Braeburn
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>>4460997
there's still some episodes that I haven't seen
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>>4461013
But you have too.
HE TALKS TO NATHAN
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>>4461013
>he didn't spend a day on /mlp/

Shit tier journalism
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>>4461020
i dont like it when i have to listen to nathan speak when here, why should i go elsewhere to see his words?
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>>4461015
No, just some loser.
>>4461017
Yes, yes this is the reason.
But why, why did he get so fucking good so fast and I cant.
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>>4461019
The fuck are you waiting for?
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>>4460997
I'm too fucking lazy to mouse over all the spoilers that result from 'confessions' posts.
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>>4461022
Imagine if a journalist did.
And saw the General and thought to himself "That sounds like the perfect place to get my research!"
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>>4460992
>Woulding a Sleepy pone
>Not just cuddling her all the time
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>>4461025
he probably spent more time practicing than you
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>>4461001
>That image
>1 Man
>That terrible titling etiquette
>fandom expose

Closed the tab
Shut the window
Turned off the computer
Threw the computer out the window
Locked the door
Barred the window
Called the police
Hid under the bed
Cried self to sleep
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>>4461003

FYI - the way I painted it, I imagined the back of his neck and shoulders are intact, if a bit ragged at the edges, like Chamber's - so they'd be in the way, "blunting" the light a little bit.

The light of the fire coming around the back of his head and shoulders would be less intense, I figured, than the core in his chest, where it'd be brighter.
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>>4461019
Which ones?
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>>4461033
yeah
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>>4461034
>diddnt buy a dog
a yellow van is going to explode thanks to you
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>>4460997
I want to be a valued member of the MLPG community but lack the time or dedication to learn to draw well
So instead I do this shit:http://youtu.be/fxLn08OcG-Q
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>>4461031
>woulding
>this is a thing now

Pls stop
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Made another Gitaroo Man audio image.
The acoustic version sounds sad.
Perfect to go with my mood I guess.

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>>4460986

>walk up behind her
>lay your hands on her shoulders
>glide them down to her breasts, giving them a good squeeze on the way down
>continue across her hips
>one hand slips inside her panties while the other follows the line that runs up the back of the stockings up her thigh all the way to her ass
>you can feel the electricity in the air as her excitement causes small amounts of magic to escape her horn
>she moans as you finger her from behind, wrapping her tail around your waist and pulling you closer into her
>her hands can't decide if they want to pull your head into a kiss, play with her tits, or help you jill herself
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>>4461006
>any artist
>wanting to sudoku
you sicken me
I live only to spite you talent-squandering dumbasses
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>>4461050
>Epic new meme XD
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>>4461001

>The kid goes on to tell me that the newest iteration of the My Little Pony franchise, subtitled Friendship is Magic, got revived in 2010 by an artist named Lauren Faust and is more or less an animated, bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who.

I surely this idiot knows that his own opinion's are pure bullshit.

I pretty much stopped there.

All in all the lesson is, "research autist who have no connections whit the original fandom and disregard everyfuckingthing because "Bronies".
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>>4461053
>fingering a girl from behind while playing with her tits
this is my fetish
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>>4461006

I'm probably not the artist you're talking about, but I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have, if I can.
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>>4461057
The reporter, out of several hundred fucktards had to find our fucktard.
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>>4461061
I'm jealous of Kraut.
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>>4461057
>animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who
>animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who
>animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who
>animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who
>animated bestial stepchild of Star Trek and Doctor Who

This is fucking stupid on every single level anything can ever be fucking stupid.
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>>4461065
Just find him and eat his still beating heart in front of him to gain his powers
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>>4461059
thats not a fetish anon
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>>4461069
>You also gain his crippling depression.
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>>4461012

Yeah, I'm much more hideous. And I don't even have a neck beard.
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>>4461059
That's not a fetish.
That's just hot.
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>>4461065

I'm sure if you asked him for advice, he'd be willing to give it. We're not as "above it all" as we appear to be at times.
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>>4461068
It's because DeLance voiced in it and "Doctor Whooves"

You know it to be true.
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>>4461068
I know, it's not even half of it.
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>>4461073
Then find an artist that is always optimistic and eat his heart too, not only adding his talent to yours but gaining his optimism too

I swear to god you guys suck at thinking sometime
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>>4461070
>>4461075
here being vanilla is so rare that it might as well be a fetish
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>>4461075
>>4461070

>"you're absolutely right that's not your fetish~ i am."
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>>4461078
No, it's because he is talking to Nathan.
And everything that comes out of his autistic mouth is pure Fox news level retarded fact about something he knows.
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>>4461076
I don't want his advice, why would I want his advice?
Advice on how to hate myself?
I do that just fine.
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>>4461083
>an artist that is always optimistic
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>>4461078
Nathan pls.

We don't care how fucking autistic you are but this time you've gone too far.
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>>4461087
wait that was what Nathan said and not some other brony he interviewed?
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>>4461086
also anal
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>>4461096
DYERTA?
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>>4461090
THEN BREED ONE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER
FIN TWO GOOD ARTIST, MAKE THEM BREED AND THEN TAKE THEIR CHILD AND RAISE HIM TO BE MR OPTIMISM
THE EAT HIS HEART
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>>4461096
No, i think he stuck with Nathan most of the time.
Like, the worst chance encounter ever.
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>>4461092
he was joking
you are the autim etc
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>>4461098
fuck no
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>>4461103
>autim
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>>4461103
>HURR DURR I WAS PRETENDING ALL ALONG

You, yes, you.

Fucking quiet.
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>>4461078
I know "why", that doesn't make it any less fucking retarded. Fucking Nathan and his fucking stupid fat face.

Just reading SOME of that article is giving me a migraine. Thanks MLPG.
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>>4461092
>getting called nathan

I've done something unforgivable.

Goodbye, MLPG

I'm sorry I couldn't be the best pony possible
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>>4461106
Read it all.
Read it and know that this is what people will read and think of you as.

Brony conventions are trekky conventions now.
And Nathan's word is true as gold.
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>>4461114
This is the reason that I despise bronies.

This fact right here.
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>>4461109
>LEL DMGCONTROL IM RIGHT
I wasn't even that guy to begin with
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>>4461001
>furry-looking ponies

but the ponies dont look furry at all
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>>4461087
>All those Facebook comments agree with him.

This is possibly the worst thing I've had the misfortune of reading.

>>4461114
>Dailydot

haha, look on the bright side - at least that's not a popular site.
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>>4461118
It's also why I hate furries.
>>
do you love pony?
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>>4461127
Yes
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>>4461127

Yes
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>>4461099
>you leave two artists alone at the Artist Daycare
>you come back and find a bajillion painted eggs
>"I dunno, they just kind of appeared."
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>>4461127
yes, very.
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>>4461127
No love only hate.
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>>4461114
>Read it and know that this is what people will read and think of you as.
doubt it, not only do i hide my powerlevel but im not ugly and rather /fit/. Plus im joining the military and the general public typically respects those who serve by default. should it ever come up i doubt it would be an issue
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goodnight MLPG.
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I thought this fad would be dead by now. Welp, S3 extended hiatus should hopefully do the trick.
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>>4461121
>Furry looking ponies

But ponies aren't furr-

Oh.
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>>4461134
>gorilla warfare
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>>4461127
I love this pony
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>>4461006
>Emo Artists
Once upon a lifetime ago, in a completely different art-related corner of the internet, I knew such a fellow. The lucky fucker went from herp-derp-level crayong drawings to god-tier in like 18 months, and everyone (in said small community) was all over his dick.

How did he take it?
Depression. Absolute depression.
He couldn't reconcile how everyone loved him (or at least his art) with how unfulfilled (I guess?) he felt with life. Nigga nearly went Full Cobain a few times (its funny because he's actually black, you see). Last I heard he ended up getting engaged to some other artist chick only to call it off.

Watching him convinced me not to pursue my art too far. I'm good enough at sketching random shit in a handful of styles. Good enough to do some art-related project with friends/girlfriend/co-workers, but no interest in going further, lest I tempt the onset of the emo.

Pic slightly related?
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>tfw no s3
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>>4461127
yes especially this one
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>>4461136
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>>4461141
Spike isn't a pone you tart
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>>4461131
You idiot, you kidnapped two changelings disguised as artists!
They feed on white knight.
(Yes it is an emotion)
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>>4461140
>not being trained in gorilla warfare
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>>4461143
Is it wrong to hope this happens to Kraut.
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>>4461150
He meant the purple one.
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>>4461153
Yeah pretty wrong...
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>>4461153
I don't think you should wish such things on people unless they're complete dickbags.
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>>4461152
>Not being skilled in Urban Monkey Warfare
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Hey MLPG, I just got my laptop back after 4 weeks in repair. Did I miss anything big
Weaver make any new cute OCs?
any new fetishes become popular?
Bronies cause any shistorms?
And any updates about that cartoon whe sometimes watch? Last update I saw was dilapidated ponyville pics.
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>>4461114
Too much of a normal looking non-spaghetti artfag to be thought of as a faggot furry
I hope
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>>4461152
>not being trained to mastubate silently whilst commencing in gorilla warfare
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>>4461161
No, hasn't even been around
Nope
Not at all
None
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>>4461143
That's incredibly fucking stupid
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>>4461161
>dilapidated ponyville pictures

What?
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>>4461160
>Not being a master of Suburban Simian Skirmishes.
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>>4461156
>>4461157
oh
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>>4461161
GG did a BE series with anthrojack
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>>4461161
Literally nothing of interest has happened.
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>>4461153
It was really sad to see him spiral down like that.
I don't wish harm on anyone except in moments of jest.
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>>4461165
I agree. Pretty quiet.

Not like the piss is upset at us for hoarding Artist and Contributors or /mlp/ wants us to stop using MLPG .

Nothing of the sort, I think.
>>
DON'T RESPOND
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>>4461170
>He will never get that pizza.
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>>4461172
I came back from a 3 month 4chan haitus just in time for that.
It was glorious. I got nothing done that evening.
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More music

[1] [2]
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>>4461175
He spirals down every week.
Hell, every time I see him he's got a rope around his neck and a gun to his head.
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>>4461180
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>>4461178
It's too quiet

And the piss - rather - some jelly fucktards - finally calmed the fuck down.

Last I checked, the /mlp/ "official" drawthread has some decent artists in it.
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>>4461183
>dat Tainted Lovers
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>>4461165
Really? Nothing? Not even a start date? Jesus...oh well, I guess I'll go catch up on Gravity Falls.
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>>4461180
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>>4461175
can someone fill me in on what happened to kraut
last I recall he drew those comic things didnt he?
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>>4461161
WE BORED
>>
MLPG : /mlp/ :: /co/ : MLPG?
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>>4461191
See you in 30 minutes
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>>4461198
Oh fuck, there's only one new ep of that out too?
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>>4461187
that's not andrew wk
that's tasteless
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>>4461201
that's the joke
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>>4461191

If you've been away for a month like you said I think there's a couple of episodes you can download but GF is on a short hiatus too.

Fucking cartoons, how do they work?
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>>4461188
>>
it's been too long since we had a decent >feel around here
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>>4461202
how is that a joke anon? i think the person was just confused
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>>4461201

That's clearly a male model.
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>>4461206
>your favorite pone
>something adorable and cute
>you cuddle
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>>4461173

It's shit
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>>4461210
That's not lauren faust, the sign clearly says CRAIG McCRACKEN
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>>4460955
>>4460932

Oh, wow, you weren't kidding about the super-bright bits.
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>>4461206
I'm a shit writer who can't even force out his requests, anon. I can't really help you there.
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>>4461212
Give this man a medal.
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>>4461206
>tfw pony will never fart right into your mouth
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>>4461206
we voted.
Greentext is no lover a valid form of writing so we don't do it anymore.
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>>4461203
>>4461165
I suppose I should be glad I don't have much to catch up on, but I was kind of looking forward to a big archive binge...
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>>4461212
>Later you and favorite pony leave the house
>She has a pretty dress
>You have a wonderful time together
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>>4461214

are you retarded? the signs in the back of her clearly say she's comic-con.
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>>4461222
Well shit what am I gonna do then?
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>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/927655#search=Friendship_is_magic

Hello new fap material
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>>4461222
we only read patrician fanfiction for refined gentlemen such as ourselves
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>>4461228
Learn some brevity?
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>>4461228
Probably get banned and have the FBI sent after you for posting that illegal shit.
Moot really cracked down on that.
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>>4461226
>something sad happens later that day
>you do something to cheer them up
>the two of you are happy again
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>>4461227
Sorry, I thought ComicCon was the name of the eye that was watching her.
Is NTERNATIONAL the name of the eye on the wall or what?
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>>4461238
>one anon starts complaining about the lack of sex
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>>4461230
>Leaving the search referrer in the URL
This pisses me off more than it should
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>>4461228
See, hell, that story would be much easier to read if it weren't in greentext. It's just a story where every sentence is its own line and colored green. It would take up less posts too.
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>>4461238
>One day she's acting kind of strange and secretive
>She was actually planning to surprise you with something nice
>You're surprised (but not startled)
>You hug
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>>4461231
>Reading.
>And this hooligan thinks he is a gentleman.
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>>4461236

>implying the FBI aren't reading these threads right now

>implying they didn't write a sizeable portion of our greentexts
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>>4461245
>story is dropped as camps argue back and forth, driving the writer insane and despondent.
>>
So when's someone going to livestream every episode of Mona the Vampire?
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>>4461230
>Twilight forcing Rarity to take it all in
O-oh my...

I'll be in my bunk
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>>4461235
>brevity
The point is to be stupidly long to the point where almost nobody will read it.

It's like a self fulfilling prophesy.

Also despite my complaints it's fun to write.
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Uh
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>>4461251
>FBI come here after AB
>They never get him
>They're still here
The ride stops for no man
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>>4461215
Holy shit. Now we're talking
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>>4461254
an hour or so after you post a good torrent
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I just swallowed 2 benedryls and an anti-anxiety pill.

How fucked am I?
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>>4461247
>people sending youtube links with the unnecessary bits at the end
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>>4461247
It's like when people leave the "&feature" in youtube links
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fuck my computer shuts off out of nowhere then beeps until I cut the power, why
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>>4461260
more

Twipie is good
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>>4461249
>Sometime later she looks at you seductivly
>you pull her close
>sloppy makeouts
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>>4461260
Haha, nice. Though the thumbnail is terrifying.
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>>4461265
OH MAN YOU'RE GOING TO LITERALLY SEE TIME AND SMELL COLORS BRO

I don't know how Benedryl reacts with anti-anxiety medicine, but i know 2 Benedryls won't do shit
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>>4461269
>>>/g/
>>>/r/techsupport
>>>/your personal blog/
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>>4461258
WHY DO I FEEL BAD FOR HORSE
YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FLASH SYMBOLS
STOP MAKING ME >FEEL
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>>4461266
>>4461267

hahahah
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>>4461265
>anti-anxiety pill
enjoy your sugar-based placebo
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>>4461269
Ram or gpu is fucked
Make sure it's plugged in
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>>4461251
>"Agent Steve..."
>'Fffffff'
>"Agent Steve, were you writing feels again?"
>'It's an undercover sting sir!'
>"Funny, I don't recall ordering a feel when stung."
>Steve starts to sweat a little, in the air conditioned room.
>'Uuh.'
>"Uuhhhhhhhh"
>"'UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'"
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>>4461260
>Twilight's totally into it
>Pinkie wondering why Twilight's eating her ear

one sided shipping is fun
>>
What fetishes do you wish people brought up more?
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>>4461261

>"Marriston! Hoy! WHERE. IS. THAT. SILVERSPOON STORY?!"
>"N-nobody's been writing Teen >feels, sir! Not since that Applebloom one started a shitstorm!"
>"It was a Class 3, sir! We nearly had to call in reinforcements! And ever since then, everyone's afraid to write more for fear of another one breaking out!"

>"THAT'S NO GODDAMN EXCUSE!!!"
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>>4461274
>fartfags intervene
>thread derails and is no longer chill
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>>4461278
you're pissy this morning
fuck you too bitch
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>>4461293
None. Thanks for asking.
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>>4461289
"BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL"
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>>4461293
diapers kinda
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>>4461293
Cross-sections womb insertion.

There, I said it.
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>>4461297
>Using 4chan as your personal blog
>Calling someone out on it
>Implying this is bitchy

Are you just that new?
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>>4461296
fucking fartfags ruining a good thing
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>>4461295
there will be more
just no ideas yet
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>>4461293
Impregnation
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>>4461293
>>4461301
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>>4461293
None since most people here don't like my fetish
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>>4461293

feet, bondage, play rape, DiD
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>>4461293
socks
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>>4461262

>got someone to say "Holy shit."

Mission: Accomplished.
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>>4461308
FUCK you too?!
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>>4461291
actually, Pinkie knows
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>>4461215
That's hot.
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>>4461306
why do you keep spouting 'personal blog' when I just asked a question? just becuase you start using a phrase these two years doesn't make me new just because I've ignored your bullshit

you need to relax in this place, how new are you?
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>>4461303
>>4461305
>>4461309
>>4461312
Ishiggity giggity
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>>4461305
>womb insertion
mah nigga
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>>4461215
>>4461315

I like the fiery bits.

15 likes you
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>>4461318
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>>4461319
We don't fucking know, we're not /g/.
Go ask /g/.

Do you click on a Superman thread on /co/ and ask how to bake a cake?
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>>4461324
John K. Pe-Ta
Fucking unf.
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>>4461316
unfortunately
and I'm afraid it will start another shitstorm if I push the envelope too far
which is like the opposite of how this place normally makes me feel
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>>4461317
I wonder if Pinkie would taste pretty good

Cannibalistically of course
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>>4461291
>"I-I'M COMING, PINKIE! OH GOD I'M COMING"
>"But you're right here."
Oh shit I gotta draw this
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>>4461317
...aww... I hate seeing Twilight so excited and then getting crushed like that.

It pains me inside.
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>>4461319
>>4461329
Be chill yo

And follow >>4461285
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>>4461329
>WE
GO SUCK ALL THE DICKS NEWFAG
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>>4461295
>"Captain's been tense ever since the waifu feels stopped coming in."
>Marriston looks over his shoulder nervously as he speaks, "He keeps saying he's gonna go looking for the writers himself if things don't get back on track."
>The agents shudder in unison, heading back to their stations while the Captain secretly tries writing his own stories at his desk.
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>>4461333
I know that feel. I think it's why I'm struggling to write anything anymore.
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>>4461337
I know right bro
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I have this sports drink but I'm not going to do sports. What happens if I drink it?
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>>4461340
Alright.

Listen here. We don't care if you're new but don't post retardedly or reply to trolls like that.

Just an fyi
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>you will never have a pony ass collection
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>>4461330
dem insertions
dem bulges
dat inflation
we double niggas
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How to not be depressed from doing art:

1.Find a person that likes to do art too and has your same interests at heart (preferably someone you can hang with IRL)
2.Become close friends with the person
3.brainstorm and make art/improve art together, overall work together
4.????????
5.PROFIT

Congratulations. your loneliness is fucking gone. no longer depressed.
QUIT reclusing yourselves. jesus christ don't you learn anything from watching this show?
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>>4461317
>Calls her beautiful
>Gets called a faggot
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>>4461347
Cancer
ass cancer
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>>4461344
hahahah

I'm not allowed to own a gun.
My tracking anklet itches too.
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>>4461343
this place has lost too many contributors due to bad Anons
don't let them win
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>>4461333
Eh, I think the general for the most part was just expecting feels from them all.You know, those feels that don't involve placing the feel sword into the heart of the emotion beast.
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>>4461347
You'll get fatter
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so what happened to purple tinker this time?

http://twitter.com/EquestriaGaming/status/244121863532449793

also her DA account is gone, but i assume it will be back eventually...... like always
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>>4461349
>Japaninanutshell.jpg
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>>4461337
I find it funny
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>>4461341

>After a while he hangs his head, despondent.
>"Her dad was just starting to like us...! W-we haven't even had a proper date yet...!"
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>>4461351
>don't you learn anything from watching this show?
no
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>>4461348
you fucking bastard
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>>4461366
we totally did
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>>4461356
they were mostly writefags and who cares about >fanfiction
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>>4461351
>don't you learn anything from watching this show?

Haha, good one.
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BUTTS
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>>4461371
Wrong teen.
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>>4461337
>>4461364
I know both of those feels
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>>4461357
But the Emotion Beast must be stopped when it inevitably returns to feast on our plane.

Who will wield the Feelblade when the time comes?

We must keep the Way of Feel alive for future generations of feelsmiths.
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>>4461372
we've lost plenty of drawfags too
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>>4461371

Going for a yoga class doesn't count.

I mean a real date. Taking her out to a movie, or to dinner, or even a walk in the park.
>>
Alright I'm sick of mousing over spoiler text. Is there an extension that like greys out spoiler text so you know it's there but can still read it without mousing over?
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>>4461381
we totally did
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>>4461372
Some of us like >fanfiction, nigger.
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>>4461380
who that were particularly worthwile? we kinda have a lot of good/up and coming drawfags.
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>>4461293
sexy clothes
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>>4461366
...
Wait, is this Diamond Tiara or Silver spoon?
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>>4461380
>losing drawfags
>implying they weren't sucked up by bronies, porn, and pedophilia
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>>4461351
This show taught me that I could have gone a lifetime without ever having to read about horsecocks and stuff like had I just ignored it.
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>>4461391

Yes.
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>>4461386
>liking fanfiction
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>>4461388
jessy
I miss her plane ponies
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>>4461394
I was happier watching the show without MLPG, than I was when I started posting in MLPG
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>>4461399
we diddnt lose her, she just hasnt posted in a while. i dont even think she has done much recently with her tumblr and other such things
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>>4461399
I miss Jessy and Rose.
Our female contributors were fun.

I also miss Fluffy
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>>4461379
I was talking about fucking...
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>>4461398
>not liking fanfiction
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>>4461379
Well, now I'm thinking of Samurai Jack.

Which writefag would be Jack, and which the Scotsman?
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>>4461406
I'm pretty sure Rose is still here
And Jessy visits
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>>4461388
>A new generation of drawfags is rising
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>>4461405
Yeah, she seems to have taken a break.
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>>4461402
Well, I gotta give MLPG some credit for at least keeping my faggotry levels in check. If I didn't come here and get straightened out I could have turned out a hell of a lot worse.
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>>4461295
why did people get so mad over that anyways
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>>4461402
I read about the show before I actually watched it, mlpg used to be a happier place
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>>4461414
MLPG has been the spawning ground for a lot of this fandoms contributors
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>>4461414
you ever wonder where they came from?
it's not like we get new blood often here
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>>4461406
Wasn't Jessy doing an animation or something at one point? Did she give up on that?
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G'night MLPG.

I'm totally pooped from my mini vacation.

Spent to days with little to no sleep.

Stay classy Anon!
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>>4461417
I was even less faggy before MLPG, and I didn't know shit all about bronies or people wanting to fuck horses. Watching pone in a bubble was just golden.

lonely, but golden
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>>4461395
I am sure at some point Totally not trying to drop a hint we are going to find the same old limo Anon always sees, only the driver opens the door for him.
And I am sure after that point we may or may not end up at a massive pool, that at one point the property never used.
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Would you a Gutlight Bloatle?
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>>4461422
>Some of them become great
>even famous
>during an interview
>"So what inspired you to start drawing Anon? Who encouraged you?"
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>>4461422
Everyone knows that, that's why all the be- most popular artists came from here, why /mlp/ is jelly, and why new artists continue to post here more than any other MLP community.
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>>4461432
>no file
what
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>>4461433
>"Those fine folks at ponychan of course"
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>>4461418
Probably because the people interested in writing them were doing them for the >feels.
And then all of a sudden, sex kinda threw a monkey wrench in the feel machine.
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>>4461439
Fun fact of the day:

Ponychan's actually set up now so that no new visitors can make posts.
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>>4461432
maybe
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>>4461441
why don't we have both?
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>>4461439
>The interviewers try to talk to Ponychan.
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>"PONYCHAN STRONG!"
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>>4461432
>>4461436
Rub her tummy and get her some pepto?

Yes.
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>>4461433

>"A Bunch of Faggots."
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>>4461436
Some one should alter her expression so she's smiling seductively
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>>4461441
>Luna Quest suffered the same problem not long after

And I hear people were making comparisons to Aspirant's things, as well as mentioning canon vs non canon for greentext of all things.
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>>4461448
Dunno, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with some of the folks here.
And I get blamed for the rage.
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>>4461448

Because the people who want feels want to wait for the right time for sex to be part of it.

While the people who want sex want it NOW NOW NOW.

You can't really have a compromise between them.
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>>4461379
>>4461408
>few living feelsmiths have seen the feelblade let alone laid hands on it
>and fewer still know the true secret of the feelblade that all smiths carry one in their pants yes, even the girls, they have a built-in sheath for it too the lucky fuckers
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>>4461457
the only people throwing the word canon around were the people describing the situation like yourself
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>>4461415
A lot drawfags are simply bored with it now. While others have given in to despair and stopped.

I was never particularly prolific myself.
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>>4461461
For a time, there was peace.

But no longer.
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>Finally get in the swing of improving art and producing pone art
>Lose motivation

Wat do.
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>>4461461
there's a pretty big difference between having sex immediately and waiting until your honeymoon

part of being a teenager is awkward impulsive sexual experimentation. it's just another part of what made being a teenager so embarrassing and yet at the same time wonderful
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>>4461466
Oh, so it wasn't as bad as it was made to sound then? Good.
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>>4461473
Roll.
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>>4461473
Produce anyway
Motivation is an illusion
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>>4461473
Close tab, get off the computer, write down what you want to improve tomorrow.
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
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>>4461484
No, that's not okay.
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>>4461475
>The only teenage encounters I have had were the ones i saw on the TV.
>They have drama and sex, so I must write it like that so it is realistic!
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>>4461484
But anon, what if I have no friends
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>>4461494
We could be friends, anon
if that's alright with you, anyway~
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>>4461484
>Heaven is a cornfield
The Elysian fields are not corn
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>>4461467
>bored with it
This. Unfortunately, there's only so much you can squeeze out of a pony. Even with the discussions here, new characters, or new crossovers, it becomes stale after a while.
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>>4461504
>Only drawing ponies

How can you possibly call yourself a drawfag if you only draw one thing?
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>>4461493
Obviously you've never had any teenage encounters.
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>>4461504

>there's only so much you can squeeze out of a Pony

No, AnonDON'T---!!!!!
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>>4461511
Actually I did...
She wanted to beat me with sticks covered in shattered glass.
Because that was her thing.
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>>4461517
That actually sounds really exciting.
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>>4461504

I've read recently that a very small group of people here want more Ghost Pone. Is that true? Maybe that could be a thing.
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>>4461530
Don't die, Pinkie!

I...I love you!
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>>4461535
>love
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>>4461535
She's already dead.
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>Diamond Tiara said she would call you for that school paper interview about her role in the Macbeth production
>it's getting late, and although you have her phone number you haven't called her up to check in on her
>fuck it
>it rings once
>twice
>three times
>you feel your heart skip a beat when you hear her voice, only to realize it's a voicemail greeting
>you let her know your frustration; this is your goddamn homework after all and she even gave you her number for it
>hang up and go back to browsing the internet

Holy shit, captch gave me pic related, I dare someone to call it
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>>4461520
Fuck no, the girl was insane.
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>>4461473
>"Time to draw!"
>nothing
>"Maybe I'll try again tomorrow"

>repeat for 3 months
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>>4461504
That damn Hiatus
I knew he was no good.
Where are the pitchforks?
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>>4461510
That's the point. You draw other things, and get bored of ponies. The drawfag still exists, but the fountain of equine semen turns dry. Everyone who JUS WAN PONE claims the drawfag is missing, but they're just jungling and farming to develop their skills. Soon enough they'll be able to get enough gold to buy a scepter, and then their ulti will cooldown in 20 seconds. Rapetime for Spirit Breaker!
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>>4461543
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>>4461539
>DT feels
aw yiss
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Can we be cum inflation?
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>>4461556
no, we spiral pones now, post spiral pones
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>>4461539
fuck off nanaki
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>>4461517
Oh.
I'm sorry...
but in all seriousness, it was supposed to be cute as well as sexual. i'm sorry if it didn't seem that way...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/zsyc3/guy_who_saves_his_poop_in_condoms/


>average reddit brony
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Guys, chill, have some chill Legendary Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacUcCCOoRw
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>>4461564
oh
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>>4461567
This is really melancholy. Are you trying to bum me out, Anon?
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>>4461557
HEY ANON
WANNA PARTY?
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>>4461510
Many of the good drawfags are the ones who either draw other things before ponies, or have since branched out.
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>>4461578
I'm freaking out, man.
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>>4461578
THATS WAVY PONY
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
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>>4461580
YOU ARE FREAKING OUT
Man
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>>4461586
Uh oh, it looks like my substance abuse has gone too far.
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>>4461586
>what if pinkie pie sounded like this.vocaroo
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>>4461583
this looks like anthro but i am not sure. i will report to be safe.
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>>4461539
>very bored
>browsing porn and finding nothing interesting
>journalism assignment still not done
>life is pain
>suddenly your phone rings
>it's DT, finally
>"What gave you the idea that you could call me at any odd hour of the evening?"
>"You gave me your number."
>"I gave you my number so you could have my caller ID show up and know it was me calling."
>"That's not exactly how it works."
>"Whatever, I have far too many other things to do than talk to insignificant little boys who spend their nights pining to hear my lovely voice."
>"I wasn't pining. And what were you so busy with, anyway?"
>"Well, let's see, after school I have drama club, martial arts practice—"
>"Let me guess, Tae Bimbo."
>"MMA, and that was so terrible I'm going to let that one slide."
>"Ooh, I better watch out, dealing with a bad ass."
>"Whatever."
>>
Guys we are so dead
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>>4461594
It's like 7.
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>>4461594
It's always dead around this time. Maybe I should start going to bed at appropriate times like a functioning human being.
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>>4461585
What about this, twirly enough for you?
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>>4461592
>I_Can't_Work_With_This_Shit.png

If you aren't going to try, please don't force it.
>>
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>tfw you want to ask Rose and the other decent artists to help you get publicity for your tumblr but you don't know a way to ask that doesn't make you look like you just want to wease off of their popularity

>Which you admittedly kind of are.
>>
Which is muskier: heavy, sweating stallion balls or sopping wet winking marecunts?
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>>4461596
Maybe where your faggy ass lives
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>>4461613
Sopping wet marecunts definitely have a unique "odor" but I don't think there's anything muskier than a stallion's balls after a long day of hard work in the hot sun
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>>4461618
Yeah well why don't you come over and say that to my faggy ass in person, tough guy~
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>itt: http://youtu.be/oADWnr144mw
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>>4461611
Just draw their OCs
They're like duty bound to reblog that shit
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>>4461625
Hhahahahah

I laugh every time I hear this song
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>Renne Quest
>Cliffhanger ending
ffffffff god damn it LK
why you gotta do this to me?
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>>4461611
It's ok to feel that way and to do that. I just try to watch what I reblog, so the fun things are kept to a minimum and the art to boost artists are reduced to fanarts like >>4461626 said.
If you draw anything that barely or remotely involves me and you send me an ask so I know, I'd be glad you reblog you so you get a bit of publicity.
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>>4461626
Never worked when I tried it.
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>>4461622
Do you think they have competitions to see whose testes can produce the strongest smell or drip with the most sweat? Would you judge?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA
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>>4461636
You have to draw them well obviously.
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>>4461638
They might, but I kind of doubt it. Such a thing sounds pretty unlikely.
I wouldn't participate (except maybe out of curiosity) but I wouldn't mind helping a stallion or two get clean
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>>4461592
>"Okay, but seriously, that only accounts for the afternoon. Isn't it past your bedtime for beauty sleep now?"
>"Well, if you really really want to know..."
>She pauses. You feel she's waiting for you to ask and beg, and you oblige with as much sarcasm as possible.
>"Yes, I do, Diamond Tiara. I want to know every single detail of your life. I want to eat, sleep, and breathe you."
>"Ew, keep it together, Paperboy." Yup, that got her goat. "Well, you remember how I was hanging out with those hunkalicious losers from the swim team, right?"
>"Yes, for 'advice' as I recall." You catch yourself airquoting, and take up your pen and notes.
>"Hush, I'm telling the story. Anyways, after martial arts I was sooo sweaty and stressed out that I thought I'd put some of what I'd learned to practice and took a swim in my nice big personal private swimming pool at home."
>"In your Louis Vuitton water wings, no doubt."
>"Next time we go to my dad's island, I can show you the basics of Muay Thai in return for those swimming lessons."
>"Heh, you'll inherit it before that happens."
>...
>"Look, Diamond, I didn't—"
>"And people call me mean..."
>she hangs up
>this interview's due at the end of the week, and she'll probably be pissed at you til the end of next month
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>>4461649
Oh yay it's this thing.
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Okay Anon tell me what made you smile today
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>>4461659
Sm... ile?

I don't understand.
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>>4461659

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgSl8xsznZk&feature=player_embedded
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>>4461649
Wow it's been so long since I saw that
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>>4461659
Music.
And Pinkie.
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>>4461655
Do you prefer a garden hose, a soft washcloth with a basin of soapy water or your mouth?
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>>4461659
Many things but mostly ponies
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>>4461657
>>4461592
>>4461539

>This trainwreck is going to get archived.
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>>4461659
Nothing. Nothing made me smile today.
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>>4461671

How about a joke anon?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
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>>4461671
Oh come on anon
There must be something to make you smile
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>>4461659
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>>4461659
I realized I cope by making self deprecation jokes.
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>>4461671
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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>>4461673
The wheelchair.
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>>4461684
awwwwwww
duuuude


awwwwwwwwwww
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>>4461684
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Why are we so sad?
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>>4461683
Do you smell carrots?
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>>4461684
Not cool dude not cool

An Anon died that way
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>>4461684
That reminds me of this one cute blonde I knew, she was wheelchair bound, but skinny and had a pretty face. She had a thing for me and I was one of the only guests at her birthday party that one year. Unfortunately, I was new in town and too spaghetti with my latent hormonal awakening that I never returned her affections.

I wonder where she is now...
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>>4461665
While I wouldn't mind taking a taste or two, there's nothing quite like taking the hands on approach that the rag & basin allow. I'd take a slow, through approach on the rest of the body so he's out of his sheath by the time I get to it. Then I would lean in real close as I wash and massage his tender ponynuts.
I guess at that point I'd have to judge his reaction to see if I should proceed or not. I wouldn't want to scare him off or anything, you know?
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>>4461706

>girls in wheelchairs
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>>4461706
Probably eaten.
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>>4461697
Why not?
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>>4461706
She probably rolled out somewhere nice.
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>>4461706
Man I want to date a cripple
I just want to take care of things
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>>4461710
duuuuuude.

God damn.
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>>4461710
I want to find that anon and beat the ever loving shit out of him.
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>>4461715
I'd let you take care of me, anon~
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>being sad

COME ON ALL MY NIGGAS
GRIN GRIN GRIIIIIIN
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>>4461697
Why be happy?
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>>4461717
Do you want to...
Put him in a wheelchair?
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>>4461718
Physical cripples, not emotional.
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>>4461710
dude

fuck

dude
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>>4461721

>who wants a lamby lamby lamby
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>>4461723
And maybe push him down a flight of stairs or an escalator for good measure
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>>4461710
Some people just ought to be gelded
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>>4461721
God damn it. I wanted to be unemotional but I fucking love moths.

>>4461720
Come back when you're a moth Pinkie Pie. Then you won't be worst pony anymore.
>>
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
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>>4461724
I'm deaf does that count?
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>>4461733
You are dead to me, anon, dead.

DEAD
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>>4461723
No. I want to see what would break first. His spirit? Or his body.
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>>4461737
are you also a defiler?
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>>4461737
AWW NIGGA I LOVED THE DEAF ONE IN KS
IM IN
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>>4461737
What?
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>>4461736

WE DO!
WE DO!
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>>4461737

Cartoon Lion pls go.
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>>4461710
Wow...I mean...I feel bad for that
Poor girl.

I hope she made it big eventually
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>>4461706 here
Found a picture of her from seven years ago and god damn she's still as pretty as I remember.

what are these feels
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>>4461744
ahaha
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>>4461739
Bane, please.
You keep wanting writefags to not get proofreaders.
You know who didn't have those?
F:E.
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REPTILE IS A CHARATER FROM THE MORTAL KOMBAT SERIS HE IS A LIZARMAN REPTILE BUT HE HAS HUMAN MASK SO NOBODY SEES THIS HE CAN SHOOT ENNERGY BALL THIS IS WHY HE IS MY FAVORATE CARACTER HE WAS FIRST IN MK1 WHEN HE WAS SECRET HE FACE WAS IN BETWEEN FIHGTS BUT YOU COULD FIGHT HIM HE WAS HARD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 2 HE WAS PLAYBLE CARACTER HE WAS COOL HE HAD TO FATALITIES HE WOULD TURN INVISBLE AND CUT PERSON IN HALF HE WOULD ALOS TEAR OFF MASK AND EAT ENEMY HEAD IN MORTAL KOMBAT 3 HE GOT COOLER HE COULD TURN INVISBLE HIS FATALITY WAS SPRAYING ACID ON OPPONENT HE COULD ALSO EAT OPPONENTS HOLE BODY IT WAS AWSOME
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>>4461736
Which resident of Ponyville is a member of a secret society?
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>>4461736
We should re-write that song in regards to us and the piss.

"Who keeps the content locked?
Who makes sure the piss is mocked?
We do!
We do!"
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>>4461749
post dat shit nigga
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>>4461753
Rarity
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>>4461754
But we are the piss now. Or at least, so covered in it so as to be equivalent.
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>>4461742
wat
>>4461746
Oh shit is CL deaf too? I feel like I have a connection with futashy now.
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>>4461751
I will force him to read F:E and Cupcakes. Then he has my permission to die.
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>>4461754
Who still talks about the show?
Who tells artists Ross pls go
WE DO
WE DO
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>>4461754
How about, no?
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>>4461749
POST IT
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>>4461748
I'm sure she did. I mean, lonely girl in a wheelchair says a bully cut her art in half? Not exactly someone you just say "TOUGH SHIT" to. She was probably allowed to make it up somehow.
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>>4461707
Well if your rubdown got his mottled length spilling out to sway beneath him, then when you went to give those lovely orbs a good cleaning he wouldn't be able to hold back a little groan of pleasure. The feeling of that rag across his sensitive flesh would send his floppy length slowly upwards until it was bobbing lightly inches from his belly. And when the massage started he'd absolutely melt, panting and moaning as you kneaded his weighty orbs.

You'd have no worries about scaring him off to be sure.
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>>4461760
What?
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>>4461737
>deafs are cripples
0/10 would not sign
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>>4461759

>he doesn't know about the secret 4chan extension that improves the quality of posts in mlpg
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>>4461762
>Who still talks about the show?
But we don't.
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>>4461659
The number of people who follow me on tubmlr. And then I cried (not in a good way).
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>>4461775
But we do anon.
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>>4461775
>that's the joke
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>>4461771
>>4461773
Okay this is enough time to sink back into anonymity.
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>>4461784
What?
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I can't help but think there's something wrong with this.
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>>4461774
Is it that small x in the corner of the window?
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>>4461784
But how will I take care of you if I don't know who you are ;_;
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>>4461749
You were the only thing she had that gave her a sense of being 'normal'. She connected with you like you were meant for one another and she waited for you to acknowledge it.
And you abandoned her.
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>>4461789
give it a swinging pair of crotchteats
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>>4461789
Yeah, that pony has no face!
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>>4461791
Just yell into the sea of Anons. He's the one that doesn't turn to look at you.
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>>4461789
The fact the back of the neck is coming out halfway along the spine?
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>>4461773
Are Mutes still cool with the General?
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>>4461800
HAHAHAHAHA
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i have slight colorblindness does that count as crippled
will anon take care of me
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>>4461797
And pendulous ponynuts.
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>>4461789
Back left should be out more. It looks more like a jumping hop than a walk/trot/gamble.
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>>4461762
Who holds the fandom with disdain?
Who loves Tabitha St Germain?
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>>4461811

WE DO
WE DO
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>>4461808
I say one or the other
Intersex ponies are weird
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>tfw in four days season 2 started a year ago
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>>4461811
>Who loves Tabitha St Germain?

I don't.
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>>4461819
Your loss, brony.
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>>4461807
>Having to translate from sign language for deaf anon
>"Dude is this green or red?"
I'll take deaf-anon
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>>4461819
brony pls
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>>4461800
awwwwww
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>>4461819
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>>4461811
>>4461815
Who has Leth's Hamburger Time?
Worships Andrea Libman's thighs?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4461801
Yeah that's it probably.
>>4461810
It kind of is a hop.
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>>4461832
>Worships Andrea Libman's thighs?

NOW WE'RE TALKING
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>>4461832
>time
>thighs

the fuck are you doing
>>
>Put both Ponybeat albums on my Spotify.
>Don't think anything about it.
>One week later realize how much my parents keep contact with me via Facebook.
>That bitch is open to the public.
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>>4461824

thats ableist. i cant wait until someone i dont know at tumblr makes a post about this injustice.
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eeyup
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>>4461834
Do you think Andrea Libman's thighs look best bare or accessorized? I mean, there's no improving on perfection, but maybe some accoutrements that bring out or highlight their divine shape.

I mean, that yellow dress really pushed some zettai ryouiki even without stockings. God damn.
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>>4461843
HAHAHAHAHAHA my sides! Bring this guy here!
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Who has those writers, who has that art?
Who's got that guy who talks about farts?

WE DO, WE DO
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>Notes From a Wonder will never update.
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>>4461850
All you're doing is making rhymes, this isn't close in rhythm to the lamby dance song
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We sure do a lot of things, eh?
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>>4461848
>I mean, that yellow dress really pushed some zettai ryouiki even without stockings. God damn.

This. I don't think her thighs need "accesories", they are already perfect, but now that you mention stockings...hmm can you imagine her?
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>>4461770
Oh gosh, he's just so cute~
I couldn't help but to scoop him up, lean back and jerk him off right there. Holding a wet pony so close would probably ruin my outfit anyway, so I guess there wouldn't really be a problem if he makes a mess.
I think it'd be pretty adorable to make him take some of it. I do know how productive ponies can be, so I wouldn't choke him out or anything, if he was getting overwhelmed I wouldn't mind taking a share of my own.
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>>4461856
I'm too tired to into songs, man.
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>>4461852
Link?
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>>4461859
I can't
My mind can't wrap around the concept

I have half a mind to send her an e-mail and tell her she looks really pretty in dresses and encourage her to wear skirts in public appearances oh god oh god oh god
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>>4461856
>lamby dance song
pls /co/
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OExykL5QnXY
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Who starts every thread with >rape?
Who wants to be Claire Corlett's date?

WE DO, WE DO
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>You will never a deaf-anon
>You will never learn to communicate non-verbally so well you barely need to sign

>You will never go out and have silent stare+sign arguments in public
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>>4461882

Can sign language be performed via the genitals?
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>>4460941

oh god. i hope it wasn't a dead account that he never checks.
i want to nostalgia again. ;_;
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>>4461882
>you'll never sign behind your friends back and act innocent when he turns around
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>>4461869
No, don't even think about it man, I don't want her to feel like Nicole Oliver.

But I'm sure she already knows she looks great in dresses, remember EFNW
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Who's the bane of /mlp/?
Who thinks derpy is ugly?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4461903
>Derpy
>Ugly
Fuck off
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>>4461900
>dem colours
DAILY DOSE
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>>4461882
>Work retail.
>Have a few deaf customers, and a family that speaks zero English but a lot of Russian.
>Manage to figure out what they want when we play the half charades.
>Both parties have a look of relief after.
>Now they hunt me down.
I have honestly been thinking of learning sign now.
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>>4461862
His front legs would curl up adorably as you pumped his fat shaft with your hand. His eyelids would droop as his mouth hung open, panting lightly and cooing as you work him closer and closer to orgasm. As you nudged the back of his head and pointed his tip towards him he'd pick up on your intention immediately. Leaning forward he'd slurp his own cock into his mouth, moaning into it as he lapped hugnrily at his flat head. You'd get the impression this wasn't the first time he'd sampled himself as he trembled in your arms, expertly gulping down his cum as you milk him through his orgasm.

It looks like if you want to try out his spunk you're going to have to get him to cum again, which shouldn't be too hard given how easy it was to get where you are. Or you could lean in and give him a nice deep kiss and get a taste that way.
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>>4461900
I know, I just... it feels criminal not to worship her legs.

My eyes adore her, though I can never lay a hand on her.
So close and yet so far.
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>>4461906
hurf derf thx 4 da dose doc!

Hrr hrr
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>>4461903
>bane of /mlp/
but there's already a Bane in /mlp/
He's certainly not one of us
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>>4461903
>Derpy
>Ugly
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>>4461908
I'd go for the kiss, who could turn down an option like that?
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>>4461907
That would be cool. I would have to chase you down when I went shopping.
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>>4461910
I know your feel, man, and it's sad if you think about it. But, anyway, there's always imagination
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>>4461915
Ugly as sin.
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>>4461903
>implying ugly pony
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Who is filled with homolust?
Who fills Sweetie with disgust?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4461915
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>>4461911
>>4461906
would you get a dose from Cathy pretending to be rage mode Spike?
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>>4461922
>you will never be chased by deaf anon
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>>4461924
I am this mad.
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>>4461924
Yes
NO MAYBE I DON'T KNOW CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
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>>4461930
No doesn't mean no if he can't hear it!
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>>4461928
Even Tabitha calls her Mad Cathy
Tabitha, the kookiest, most far out goat milking basic mushroom this side of the Atlantic thinks someone is certifiably wacko nuts insane

Do not fuck with Mad Cathy Weseluck
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>>4461934
>dat gif
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>>4461934
life is unfair
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>>4461934
Twilight in the Middle show when?
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>>4461927
That's a pretty sweet website there in your watermark
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>>4461922
I have been making a note to carry a notepad on me.
Tends to make things a little easier.
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>>4461937
Cathy could kick Tara and Tabitha's ass in a fight
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Rolling!
Evens: draw
Odds: sleep
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>>4461947
You are an excellent employee.
I would give you stars on your company's website
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Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks.
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>>4461953
>Going to sleep when there's chaos to be seen
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Who thinks your waifu is a slut?
Who wants to taste a stallion's nuts?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4461955
You need a butt too
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>>4461955
How can ponies even type properly without mashing like 8 keys at once?
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>>4461911
Aww man, someone made joek, u mad
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Who writes >feels in text that's green?
Who keeps pasta in their jeans?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4461952
Look at those fangs; she could rip them apart.
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>>4461963
There are only two keys

Dicks and butts
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>>4461958
It's easy when you're always tired.
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>>4461921
Watching his flare pop free from his mouth you seize the opportunity and lean in for a kiss. He's surprised at first, then submissively returns your kiss as you thrust your tongue into his mouth. He tastes of hay and candy apples, with a mildly masculine musky flavor. As you make out with him you can feel his cock throb in your hand as a small jet of pre hits you on the cheek. When you finally break the kiss he's out of breath and his cock is drooling all over his chest. Slowly opening his eyes he meets your gaze and you can see in them just how much he's attracted to you.
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>>4461968
>Ponies communicate in binary using dicks and butts
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>>4461952
That may be, but Tara could outtroll her.
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>>4461963
A terrible game of trial and error.
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>>4461969
>getting tired
I wish I could hate you to stone.
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>>4461972
This is basically canon already
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>>4461941
I remember seeing an ad for a show that reminded me of malcom in the middle, and wondering how it would differentiate itself. Turns out it's just called "the middle".
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>>4461972
>their number one song of all time is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMn1mCMtTc0
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>>4461968
>>4461972
HAHA
OH FUCK
DRAWING
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>>4461975
why is this image giving me a boner
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>>4461963
They're keyboards are actually two 8 direction d-pads
They're rather efficient
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9tiw5EEO1rnfxd3o1_1280.jpg

UNF
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>>4461963
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>friend gifts me Borderlands 2 preorder
>can't subaru before playing it with him
>still one full week until release
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Who craves Fluttershy's peach tea?
Who accidentally streams CP?

WE DO, WE DO
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Aspirant, around?
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>>4461996
No, he's square.
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>>4461975
If it's any consolation, I hate the fact I'm always too tired to do anything as well.
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>>4461991
Seriously why did no-one do this before?
And why did it happen on the PC first?
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>>4461996
>>4462000
Hehehe
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>>4462000
I thought he was a manifold.
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>will my pony recognize my voice in hell?
>will he still be blind, or do they go by smell?
>will you promise not to rest me out at sea
>but on a fiery river boat that's rickety?

>I'll never find my pony along the rolling swell
>a muddy river or a lake would do me well
>with hints of amber sundowns and moody thunderstorms
>a sunken barge's horns, with the cold rusty bells
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9rtwXLjx1r7w8teo1_500.png

unf2
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>>4462012
all the boners.
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>>4461954
Thanks.
I am trying to make it a thing for associates to carry a small notepad. I am stressing the management to send it to corporate.
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>>4462012
Negative unfs.
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>>4462012
Now this I can fap to.
Not so much the scribbly jumble from earlier.
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>>4461992
You pick out your build yet? Maya, Cataclysm.
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>>4461992
why are you still talking to them, anon
i hide offline from everyone, it's easier that way
and then if one day you really do it, they remember you like you were stolen from them a long time ago, instead of thinking you selfish
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Who here still likes the show
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>>4462019
When I worked retail sales, I hated it.

But there were so many moments where you made a customer genuinely happy that it made all the pain and misery and bitchy customers worth it.
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>>4462033
I even enjoy the worst episodes
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>>4462033
WE DO
WE DO
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>>4462033
I do!
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>>4462033
I would hope everyone does, or those that do not are here for no reason.
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>>4462024
Maya, the healing one with some action skill stuff from the left
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>>4462033
i watch at least 1 episode of horse program before going to bed each night
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>>4461955
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>>4462046
My nigga
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>>4462046
That's actually a pretty good idea, I should start practicing this routine.
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>>4462025
I don't know

It's like I want someone to hold my hand while I do it or tell me that it's justified and that I'm doing what's best
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>>4462043
Best lamp.
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>>4461992
Don't do it, Anon.
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>>4461981
POST IT ALREADY IT'S BEEN TEN WHOLE MINUTES
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>>4462055
Best lamp, cat, dog, detective, protagonist
Shit I love that game
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>>4462062
That episode broke my heart.
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>>4462054
>toyota
>doing what's best
anon pls

pls
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>>4462046
Are you me? I've been doing this since last hiatus

Feels great.
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>who will never Flitter's smell
>who will never Sweetie's bell
>we do, we do
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>>4461982
Discord has that effect on people
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>>4462035
You gotta take the good with the bad.
I had a customer rage at me, no reason just I had the name tag and uniform, and a month later come back, and apologize.
And I had a husband of an employee place a finger close to my chest as he was telling me I was wrong when I told him I did not sell his mother an item.
>She still won't look at me after it turns out, the mother forgot who she talked too and her husband almost got his finger broken.
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>>4461971
Oh geez, I can't very well break the little guy's heart, can I? As much as I'd love to stare in to his eyes all afternoon, I'd probably just end up giving in to sloppy pony makeouts right away. Such a cute little pony doesn't deserve to be left unsatisfied, so I would be sure to give some attention to his lower areas as well.
Not that I'd give him anything more than the hands, I'd make him buy me dinner on a proper date first.
If I had any self control, I might hold out a bit longer, but how can I resist a charmer?
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>>4462073
One great thing about working in a big retail store is taking advantage of the Christmas temps at the Christmas party.

I used to be one of the best sales advisors where I worked. I had regular customers calling my manager to check if I was in store, otherwise they wouldn't bother coming in to buy. If I was not in, the managers tried to convince them to come in anyway, offering them a deal they couldn't refuse, but they often did because it meant not getting to deal with me. Rapport is fucking great.
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>>4462066
;_;
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Whose fetishes are all gross?
Who discusses them the most?

WE DO, WE DO
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Who tells Rainbow Dash she's cute?
Who knows when your waifu toots?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4462101
>>4462099
>autism
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>>4462105
Who likes candy horse semen?
Who gets dosed on lecithin?
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Which letter of the word Autism do each of the main 6 represent?
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>>4462092
This scene. Every time.
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>>4462062
>>4462066
>>4462092
>>4462111
>mfw i only remember the jokes from that show

also, sarah chalk in only a bra. unf.
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>>4462089
Had a customer unload on me as I was cleaning a gas spill because the pump did not shut off And she was sitting in her car as neutrally as I could I tried to calm her down, she ranted on, called me a twit and left.
The guy behind her, and was watching me clean the spill was an EPA employee.
He watched and heard the whole thing.
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1 Dash
2 Pinkie
3 Rarity
4 Fluttershy
5 Twilight
6 Applejack
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Someone better save all these and stick the good ones together
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Who becomes /mu/ or /soc/ or /fit/?
Argues about the CMC's tits?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4462122
I've capped all the good ones
Enjoy
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>>4462122
>the good ones

But they all are terrible.
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>>4462111
>these feelings won't go away...
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>>4462121
>Rainbow Dyke at the top
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>>4462121
I can't list my favourite ponies. My #1 is definitely Rainbow Dash and my second favourite is normally Pinkie, after that, Twilight or Rarity? I don't know.

I don't overthink these things. I definitely can't tell you my least favourite.
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>>4462033
WHO BASKS IN ZECORA'S GLOW
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Who gives up on writing >feelsAbout Tabasco cooking meals?

WE DO, WE DO
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>>4462125
>taking pride in /soc/ shitposting
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>>4462152
>having Rainbow Dash as a top pony
>ever
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>>4462063
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>>4462155
F-fuck.
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>>4462161
Don't be disappointed.
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>>4462164
Shout, pls.
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>>4462079
So after lazily stroking his erection as you kiss him deeply, letting him swallow his tip again to avoid too much of a mess and being surprised by a mouthful of his cum when you kiss him one last time, you leave him your number and set up a date. He takes you to a homey restaurant that makes up for its lack of posh cuisine with its laid back atmosphere. He's wearing a new vest and nothing else, as ponies often do. This of course means that those heavy nuts of his are on display, along with his bulging sheath. After a delightful meal, he pays for your dinner like a perfect gentleman and offers to escort you home. Standing at your doorstep he gives you that same look of utmost attraction from before as he slowly leans in for a goodnight kiss.

Should I even ask if you end the date here?
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>>4462164
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>Rose has a bobcut

We'll have to keep Tess under control
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>>4462164
Why are you so perfect?
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>>4462179
>Rose has a bobcut
I came immediately.
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>>4462179
Who the fuck cares?
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>>4462164
Is that Unity or OS X with a big dock?
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>>4462179
>tfw Rose is not a virgin actuallqy
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>>4462181
I don't get it, why does she have a humanface and three unown as a cutie mark
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>>4462185
Her creepy fans.
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>>4462164
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>>4462189
Unity. Hard to differentiate without colour and detail.
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>>4462164
hahahahahahaahhahahah

Yes!
I can't believe you actually drew it.
You're the best Anon. Now I can sleep
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>>4462179
I didn't really care that much about Rose until right now
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>>4462198
>anon
That's Shout.
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>>4462155
>Tabasco
>Cooking meals.

Shes like six inches tall.
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>>4462210
Didn't stop Remi.
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>>4462210
Very small meals.
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>>4462210
bigger than me;_;
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>>4462196
I like it.
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>>4462215
...Please tell me that wasn't a misspelling of Semi.
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>>4462209
Well he posted anonymous so there!
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>>4462215
>Remi

WHY I LAUGH
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>>4462228
No. Remi as in Remi from Ratatouille.
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>>4462232
>>4462228
>Dinner.txt
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>>4462173
Well of course I would invite him in. Honestly, if anything I would have already snuck him in to the bathroom to jerk him off once or twice during dinner. Once I get him home it's over, I'd pretty much give up whatever he wanted. I just hope he's gentle the first time and lets me hold him close once I finally exhaust him
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>>4462179
I still say we should let them mate to produce the perfect cute drawfag


But knowing them if we put them in the same room they'll drown in Spaghetti
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>>4462222
I don't see how that's relevant.
Do you cook with your penis Anon?
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>>4462215
But of course.
Sorr for the misunderstanding.
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>>4462245
>not cooking with your penis
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Let's kill this shit.
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>>4462245
Kind of
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>>4462257
B-But I'm no murderer!
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>>4462260
What
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>>4462168
whoa, new tobasco. why was i not informed?
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>>4462261
Its not murder if she wants it
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>>4462264
You're not important enough
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>>4462257
it is time for the night to retire
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What color tshirt do you think Rose-chan is wearing today?
I hope it's mint green. That color just complements her eyes so well!
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ONE LAST FEEL BEFORE WE KILL THIS THING
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>>4462245
>>4462263
Fucking casual
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>>4462272
shit...
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>>4462273
Dark Chocolate would never do that to me
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YEE-HAW

>>4462267
>>4462267
>>4462267
>>4462267
>>4462267
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>>4462240
femanon or gay?
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>>4462276
JUST A QUICK ONE BEFORE THE ETERNAL WORM DEVOURS CONNECTICUT
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>>4462276
>One day Anon woke up.
>And he found himself on the cold floor of the rumble arena.
>Before he could get up, before he could respond to the roar all around him the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE landed a massive blow from to top ropes!
>Anon then found himself pinned, as he gasped fro air that refused to enter his boy as the reff tapped one, two, THREE!
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>>4462286
Femanon, I didn't realize you had responded
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>>4462447
I'm just glad you're still here!

So, continue here or the new horse?
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>>4462457
Doesn't matter to me, I've got a tabbed browser
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>>4462457
Oh, and if you're the anon from yesterday with the he enjoys it as much as you conclusion, thanks!
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>>4462461
He couldn't help but be gentle after you were kind enough to use those lovely hands to bring him to climax twice in the middle of dinner. Making your way to the bedroom you leave a trail of discarded clothes until you're lying on your bed in your underwear and he's resting on top of you, his unsheathed and erect cock throbbing hotly against your belly. He noses between your breasts and you smile as you slowly take them off for him. His eyes widen as he takes in the sight of your naked breasts, licking his lips before leaning in to run his broad pony tongue across your left nipple. He laps at it for a while, enjoying your coos of pleasure before moving to the right, giving it the same loving affection. Sliding down he uses his lips to pull away your panties as he gives your mons a sloppy kiss. That tongue works wonders on your nethers, making you moan as he gets you nice and wet for his entry.

Taking a step back he does a little in-air circle with his hoof. Taking you from behind is an easier position.
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>>4462531
Was there a cap of it? I like to stay anon most of the time, but I'm not sure if it was me.
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>>4462558
Oh gosh, after a warmup like that I'd do anything he asks. I'd even "present" the best I could once I've got my back to him. After being such a great guy so far I wouldn't even worry about him being too rough. Assuming he's in to it, I'd even let him finish inside. Of course, if he wanted to pull out and mark my back or face or wherever with his load that would be fine too.
I just hope he's not so much of a dork he's gonna yell something stupid when he finishes.
But I guess if he does a good enough job I'm not going to care about something like that, will I?
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>>4462571
No, but I bet I can find it
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>>4462571
see
>>4462790
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>>4462687
With your rump poised in the air he steps forward and rears up, his front legs gripping your hips as he lines up his cock. The flat head is a little broad, but he takes things slow, pressing it against your dripping folds as he gently starts to thrust. It takes a few moments of pushing before he slides his tip inside, exhaling softly as he pauses for a moment. He's unbelievably thick, even just the few inches inside you feeling like he's pushing close to your limits of pleasure. As he eases the rest in he starts to moan softly - you must feel pretty amazing to have that effect on him. Once he's all the way in he begins to slowly pump in and out of you, working up a good rhythm. Soon he's pounding into you at a fair clip, his mouth hanging open as he gasps and grunts in exertion. That girth of his does well to hit all the right spots inside you, making you coo and moan from the sensation. But as he pounds away something seems to change in him. His eyes glaze over and his thrusts grow harder and more frenzied. The animal instincts inside him are taking over and soon he's a stallion rutting and breeding his mare. His grunts get more insistent as he grits his teeth, forcefully slamming his hips into yours and making his fat balls slap loudly against you.
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>>4462841
Without warning he pulls you back with his forelegs and you feel his flare swell inside you. In an instant an incredible warmth fills you as he throbs and spurts, grinding against your ass as climax rushes through him. But even as his spurts grow weaker and his orgasm finishes you can tell he's not done yet. His grinding picks up the pace and soon he's back at it, one round not enough to satisfy him. He's less careful this time, bucking his hips wildly as he desperately tries to cum a second time. After a good five minutes of humping he howls in pleasure as his flare bloats once more. This time he stumbles backwards, popping free of your stretched hole and unloading a tidal wave of semen all over your backside.

Spent for the moment, he falls over on unsteady legs. He's still half hard, but he'll need a while to recover.
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>>4462796
Oh hey, that was me. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

To be honest, I just had this image in mind of a pony cumming all over themselves and figured I'd toss it out to see if it had legs. I'm a sucker for femanon fetishry, but I'm always careful to leave it vague since there's a lot of guys in the general who want an ass full of horsecock.
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>>4462845
After a performance like that he's certainly earned some rest. Then again, I wouldn't want him to wake up in the middle of the night or anything. After pulling him close, I'd tell him all about how the things he's done and how wonderful it is to be treated like a proper lady.
After gently stroking him (and properly admiring his full length) I'd finish him off in a way that ensures we're both properly messy enough to justify a shared bath.
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>>4462966
As you pull him close and praise him for his performance he seems a little relieved. For a moment he was worried that he'd gotten too carried away. Running your hand over his belly you whisper in his ear about how that couldn't be further from the truth and how good it felt to be taken like a mare in heat. Your words make him tremble and his cock rapidly grows fully erect. Sliding your hand down from his belly you begin to pump his cumslick length as you nibble on his ear. Your other hand reaches down to cup and knead his heavy testes one at a time, the added stimulation making him moan cutely as his dominant streak seems to just fade away from your touch. You pull his cock away from him, jerking it hard as you point it upright, giving his balls a more forceful massage. His breathing goes ragged as you milk him close to his peak only to let go of his cock just before he goes over the edge, letting it slap noisily against his belly as you keep your hand on his balls still. He whines and swallows hard, rolling his head to the side as if to question your actions. You respond by giving him a deep kiss, waiting for the pleasure in him to subside.
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>>4463116
Once it's safe you resume kneading his testicles and pick his cock back up, pumping it firmly. Again you bring him to the edge before holding him back, his body trembling with pent up need. As you tease him to the brink a third time you whisper in his ear if he's ready. He gives you an urgent nod, his breathing shallow and his body sweating heavily. Kissing him on the cheek you point his cock towards the ceiling and stroke his shaft as hard as you can. He bucks into your hand as he moans out loudly, his erection visibly swelling as it fountains a pint of viscous cum into the air. It hangs there for a moment before crashing down on the two of you, splattering your bodies with his goopy spunk. Rope after rope erupts from him, painting you both along with the bedsheets, the headboard and the wall behind you in a thick layer of seed.

Whew, I sure am verbose tonight.
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>>4463124
Nothing wrong with being verbose~
I think that'll wrap things up for tonight. With any luck, he'll be nice and musky in the morning so I can get him good and clean again. I hope I didn't overdo it, but I just can't keep my hands off the little guy
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>>4463211
I'm afraid the morning will have to wait for another time. It's super late and I should probably get some sleep.

This was so much fun - I hope it was good for you too. Toss out a lead if you're in the mood in the future. You're a great partner <3

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