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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>4454036
I declare this thread, a butts thread
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>>4457257
Butts you say?
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>>4457239
>Nintendo-style difficulty
It'll never happen again.
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Requesting Colgatebutt
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Knock Knock Scrunch
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>implying you won't delete the thread
>again
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>>4457257
butts you say?
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>小児性愛者は尊敬に値する
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Previous Thread
>>4454036

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>>4457279
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>A GAY PERSON DESERVES RESPECT!
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359246?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4457292
a pedophile does not deserve any respect
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>>4457300
I don't have a 3DS. I just like really difficult but fun and simple games.
Like the Super Star Wars series.
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>>4457300
Having shitty controls != difficult
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>>4457287
>implying I've ever deleted a thread more than once
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>horse fighting game
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Would you suckle on a pone's aching teats?
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>>4457332
You've done it at least twice.
Not on purpose but just sayin
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>>4457332
You will never live it down horsebutt
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>>4457337
If it would relieve the aching.
And I knew the pony really well.
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>>4457324
>shit controls

Just because they're weird doesn't meant they're bad. Just think of it like Smash and Kirby Air Ride. At first the controls are awkward, but after messing with them for a while they click on you.
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>>4457300
>Rehash: The Console
>3D bullshit
You really pushed my buttons, anon.

Remember when playing a 3D game meant you got to play in a huge threedimensional world?
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>>4457332
In MLPG, you have one chance to prove yourself. That one chance is spread across your entire existence here.
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More for murder horse!
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359246?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4457337
oh god yes!, in a heartbeat
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>>4457336
I was surprised how fun the leaked alpha thing was.
I played it for a couple hours when it happened, never found anyone with less than huge lag though.
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>Done no exercise for 4 years
>Download Charles Bronson's "Solitary Fitness"
>Do the baby's first exercises in that

oh my god i feel so happy right now

i did like fucking nothing why am i smiling like a retard
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>And in case you’re wondering, I’ve been starting to have a lot of fun again. More so than when I first started, thanks to all the fans I’ve been recently talking to. So I’m going to continue to interact even more with the community. And play a little nicer this time too.
>But that only goes for me. Dan will always stay at maximum jerk.

Hooray! Fluffy is stopping the drama
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>>4457257
you mean buttes right?
any donges?
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>>4457351
So if the game isn't an open world game it sucks? How does that work?
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>>4457351
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCgAatfT9I&feature=related


'
I still think Kazooie is hot
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>>4457350
>Kirby Air Ride
I'm still not sure if that game is fun or i just love kirby
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Would you MLPG?
>>4457025
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Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
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>>4457363

well, MTSP is peer to peer, so you gotta be close or its just shitty.

i haven't had many problems with it
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>>4457342
I seriously only deleted a thread once and in my defense it was on accident.
Still doesn't really excuse it though
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>>4457389
I would that bird
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>>4457337
If it helped the aching and the pony was comfortable with it. i dont want things getting weird or to hurt them
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>>4457349
>>4457360
They're just so heavy and full of cream and if you could just spare some time to help empty them, if only a little, they'd be so very grateful.
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>>4457395
xX420_[Clan_Morag_Bong]_Fluttershy_Is_Mai_WaifuXx
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>>4457399
WELL
Maybe it was a yanitor then
It's okay butts, I still like you.
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Which one do you choose?
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>>4457408
all day if need be.
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>>4457408
Well, then of course I'd help.
But only until I was full.
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>>4457416
yes
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>>4457351
Kid Icarus: Uprising is still unsurpassed as my favorite game to come out this year and the best Nintendo game since Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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>>4457400
I know right?
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>>4457385
I didn't say that. I just don't like the usage of the term 3D nowadays. It's a buzzword for hyping gimmicky, ugly and linear DS games.
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Daily reminder that Rainbow Dash is a vampire. Just look at the way she's looking at his jugular.
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>>4457416

They're both real pretty. I'm unsure. Probably the woman, the horse is too hairy really.
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>>4457394
I've masturbated to that at least 5 or 6 times
So yes, I guess
Vaguely teacher looking horse is really attractive, for a horse
Horse-Holic is good too, but that horse has a dick
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>>4457444
So which mainsix is a mummy?
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>>4457444
There's that one picture where she has some pretty sharp canines, too
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>>4457391
Who doesn't love Kirby?
Return to Dreamland had a glorious gameplay, just like Super Star.
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>>4457447
Yeah, the hairiness kills it for me too
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359246?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
One more for mafia begins
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>>4457416
y-you too
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>>4457456
Crystal shards was one of the best Kirby games.
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/co/, I really like both of Twilight's freakout episodes. Am I a bad person?
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>>4457454
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>>4457477
>You like them?
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>>4457477
I love Lesson Zero Twilight. And that short thing TAW wrote about Lesson Zero Twilight.
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>>4457477
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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>>4457449
That's why I like Horse Holic more
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>>4457416
The woman is shaven, the horse unshaven. It's not a fair comparison.
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>>4457443
Well revelations is pretty good despite coming from modern Capcom.
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>>4457477
They are both good episodes by themselves, but i think they were ultimately detrimental to her character overall in S2
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>>4457394
Has this been translated into English?
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>>4457507
I'd argue LZ was worse for her compared to IAT. At least she had a good reason to go crazy in that one.
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>>4457469
storywise is the best. But the gameplay is pretty average compared to even Kirby 3
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>>4457483
what the fuck
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>>4457469
Why is it always something about crystals?
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>>4457477
>liking any episodes of My Little Pony
You a fag son?
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>>4457239
Play the Daring Do game. It's "Nintendo hard".
http://www.youtu.be/943HsWEKcU4

Actually I think the hazards just have too little of a margin of error. It doesn't feel completely 'fair'.
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>>4457539
Shit's magic, yo.
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I'm on a hunt to find rare scrunches
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>>4457545
Is this the game that people in the general were planning months ago?
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>>4457484
If that's not proof, then I don't know what is.
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>>4457551
can you bring ice cream
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Fluttershy wearing a traffic cone on her head. What a silly pony.
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>>4457477
No
I also like it and I have gold opinion card so that meanse they are good
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>>4457566
No
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You have just introduced a pony to ice cream with bits of cake in it.
Which pony? How do they react?
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>>4457569
The face is bad.
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>>4457569
Requester here, that's ridiculous and cute
Thanks cosmo
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>>4457573
Pinkie Pi explodes
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>>4457423
>>4457425
After you agree she lays down on her side, her swollen teatflesh almost large enough to rest on the ground in front of her. When you kneel down she shivers for a moment and beads of her milk start to form at her nipples. Placing your mouth over the closest one, you savor her rich flavor. If your vision wasn't blocked by her teatflesh you'd be able to see her biting her lower lip to stifle a groan. Dutifully, you begin to gently suckle and are treated to mouthful after mouthful of delectable, warm milk. The flavor is slightly sweet and rich beyond belief. You lose track of time as she feeds you, her self control slipping as she begins to pant and moan softly.
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>>4457389
>>4457400
LK pls

More Kazooie
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>>4457573
Pinkie and she goes nuts.
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>>4457569
IT SAYS YOU'RE SLOW
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>>4457551
All scrunches are rare scrunches, anon
What are you looking for exactly?
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>>4457587
I wonder if I'd be doing more than just relieving an ache... I wonder if she isn't getting a bit more out of this.
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>>4457569
You got a DA or a tumblr? Wanted to check if you ever did that Sweetie
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Do you like ponies with glasses?
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>>4457588
Later.
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>>4457573
Depends.
What flavour is the ice cream?
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>>4457614
yes
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>>4457607
Oh nothing in particular except that.
I have some spare time and decided to re watch all the episodes since I've been holding off on doing so.
And I'm just going to be looking for scrunches alot.
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Which pony is the smartest, MLPG?

Hardmode: no princesses
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Rainbot Dash is now my waifu
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>>4457587
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>>4457614
>Dash in aviators

I'd buy that
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>>4457614
>Aj
>same glasses as Twilight and Rarity
That's stupid
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>>4457627
Pinkie is a mechanical genius, it's canon.
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>>4457627
pinkie
she invented her own helicopter and didn't even make a big deal out of it
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>>4457614
>recycling Rarity's glasses
That's just lazy.
>>4457620
Cake flavored. With bits of cake in it.
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>>4457620
Apple pie ice cream with chunks of pie crust
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>>4457551
http://ponyscrunchface.tumblr.com/
Best tumblr or best tumblr?
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>>4457627
This guy
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>>4457641
Using ACME products doesn't make you smart
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>>4457614
NOW I FACE OUT I HOLD OUT I BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
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>>4457628
So you'd put your dick in an angle grinder?
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>>4457562
I honestly have no idea. But EqD and Equestria Gaming have both seemed to have neglected covering the demo release. Unless I just can't find it on their sites.

His trailer has like 7000 viewers and his release has only 600 too. His game deserves a bit more play.
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>>4457569
Yo Cosmo, howsabout you draw Plumsweet (toy-only character)? Her mane is incredible.
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>not buying Cthulhu Saves The World, today's best retro RPG, for 2 bucks on Steam
>not completing it, starting a nightmare mode game and beating the secret final boss at lvl 42 before even beating the storyline boss

Over 40 hours played and I still have two gamemodes to beat, best two bucks I've ever spent. Most satisfying game of the year for me, though Borderlands 2 is still coming up.
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>>4457580
Bad how? Is it the nose or eyes or whats up?
>>4457582
No problem! I'm glad you like it! Onto Red Robbon next
>>4457601
She's slow yo
>>4457611
I finally made a tumblr for my general art if you or anyone ever feels like looking at it for any reason.
http://mirsdrawingdock.tumblr.com/
And I'll be doing that Sweetie Belle I'm sorry I'm taking forever on such a simple idea in my head ;_;
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>>4457667
Can I pirate it?
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>>4457657
Is that the one with the horrible graphics and jungel and stuff?
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>>4457652
MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
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>>4457665
Some of these toys are pretty cute.
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>>4457477
Lesson Zero is in my top five episodes of the entire series - it's the only S2 episode I've watched more than once, and it still makes me chuckle

You mah super nigga
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>>4457653
I'm sure if pinkie got robot eyes I could get a robot dick
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>>4457669
>bad how so?
Not him but this might be the first case ever of the eyes being too large, and a tad misshapen.
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>>4457673
>pirating from indie developers
It's fucking two dollars you faggot. And you get its predecessor for free, though it's very underwhelming if you play Cthulhu first since the game mechanics are the same but less polished.
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>>4457689
this is the most awful thing i have seen in a while
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>>4457642
Well, about that
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>>4457628
>>4457689
>clang clang clang
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>>4457706
all that does is change which person is lazy
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>>4457703
Have you seen Twilight yet?
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>>4457675
Nope, no jungle or cats. It's mostly inside a heavily booby trapped temple. It gets pretty absurd pretty quickly.

Obligatory trailer: youtu.be/D0Gwhw8-Fl8
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>>4457706
It works for Twilight, but has Applejack worn glasses like that?
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>>4457701
$2 is $2. The fact that you can't respect that is exactly why you will always be poor.
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>>4457608
It's pretty obvious that your mouth on her milky teats has gotten her rather excited, her breathing going a little ragged as she quietly whispers agreements and softly pleads you to continue. But soon the nipple in your mouth goes dry, your mouth suckling a little harder to get out every last drop wringing a weak coo of pleasure from her. You decide to play things up and pull off of her with a satisfying pop.

Sitting back up you look over and see her face tinged pink with exhaustion and her rear legs fidgeting lightly. She breathlessly asks you why you stopped before catching herself and trying to pull together. Her other nipple has been drooling onto the floor into a small puddle.
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>>4457735
You probably pirate ponies too, ya jerk.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359290?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4457735
The game costs $2. The fact that you can't respect that is exactly why indie game developers will always be poor.
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>>4457723
I can't stand that guy's voice.
Is that a real game? That's kinda cool.
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>>4457627
OFFICIAL PONE IQ POWER RANKINGS

Crazy Inventor Clairvoyant Savant Tier
Pinkie

Autism Scholar Tier
Twilight

Well Read Tier
Rarity

Common Sense Tier
Applejack

Not Smart Tier
Rainbow Dash

>Implying this isn't practically canon
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>>4457744
Well, let's take care of the other one, I've got room.
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>>4457735
Seriously pirating from indie devs is a dick mood. This isn't even they're day job.
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>>4457754
Err disregard that I thought you were responding to Cthulhu saves the world
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>>4457759
He's right. One time I saw Rainbow Dash getting a D- on a history test.
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>>4457754
It's real. See:
>>4457545
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>>4457759
the only thing correct is Autism Scholar Tier, and AJ painfully lacks common sense
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>>4457748
Just let it go. He'd ask how to pirate it if it were FREE.
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>>4457759
Rainbow Dash is street smart.

That counts for a lot.
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>>4457765
>dick mood
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>>4457689
Metallic Pinkie is best Pinkie
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>>4457759
Did Fluttershy build her own cottage or did she buy a ran down shit-covered shed off of that old blank flank guy?
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Just a heads up that Renne Quest is still going, for those interested!
>>4454328
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>>4457782
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>>4457778
When has she ever been street smart?
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>>4457759
Not bad, how about Fluttershy?
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Can anyone in mlpg not swim?
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>>4457759
Forgotten from the list tier: Fluttershy
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>>4457759
>Pinkie
>smart
AHAHHAAHHAAHAH
She ain't that smart bro

If we go by IQ it wold be
Twilight>Rarity>Pinkie>AJ=RD

We don't know that much about FS but she seems to have some knowledge so I think Fs could be equal with Pinkie
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>>4457793
>implying hippies go to school
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>>4457796
>If we go by IQ it wold be
there you go pulling shit out of your ass again anon
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>>4457759
>Applejack
>Common Sense

Applejack and Dash are both dumb as a rock and completely lacking in common sense as well.
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ADVENTURES IN KILLING HORSES
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359290?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4457789
Specialized Tier
She's pretty much a de facto vet? We can all agree on that, right?
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>>4457806
Sorry
I didn't meant it that way
Not IQ
But Pinkie ain't smart
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>Ponies having common sense
The only ponies with common sense are the princesses. And that's debatable.

Maybe Rarity.
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just remember that little girls have to be able to identify with the horses so they cant all be too smart, but that doesnt mean they arent smart in the universe they live in
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>>4457788
one time she stuffed mud in her mouth to get a few drops of cider.
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>>4457816
she isnt smarter than AJ or RD as smart as at best. i dont really know what to call Pinkie
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>find bestiality club in my area that looks nice
>get super excited
>find out they only do goat and dog sex

goddammit
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>>4457814
But there's already a vet pony.
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>>4457830
This is your chance to start a new chapter
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>>4457833
there isnt one vet in the whole of equestria anon, that would just be silly
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>>4457830
>goats
CLOSE ENOUGH BRO NOW GO GET YOUR DICK WET IN OUR HONOUR
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I think I missed the part where they're dumb. Maybe I'm dumb.

I'm dumb.
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>>4457830
How the fuck do you even find that? What kind of a crowd do you run with, anon?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-cQVOukYg&playnext=1&list=PLF3CCA8538B2EE4BC&feature=re
sults_video
For mafia friends
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvPZo52X5vo
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>>4457830
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The only person with canon smarts is Twilight

And she isn't modest about it off camera
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>>4457830
Organise a brony meetup there.
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>>4457761
You smile and lean down to complete your meal. This time she holds nothing back, moaning deeply as you latch onto her other nipple and drink deep. You hear a soft squishing sound as her rear legs continue to wiggle suspiciously. Minutes pass as you feed on her delicious milk, listening to that odd squishing grow louder as she pants and whimpers from the pleasure. Eventually she's completely drained and your belly is rather full. You lean back and rest a hand on your stomach as you sigh in satisfaction.

If you thought she was a little out of sorts before she's an absolute wreck now. Her mane is in disarray and she's sweating profusely, her face red and her mouth hanging open. She pants loudly as she writhes a little, swinging her body around and facing away from you. Were it not obvious already, the source of that squishing is revealed as she spreads open her rear legs and winks lewdly at you. She stares at you with smouldering eyes, wordlessly begging and pleading for one final favor.
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>>4457829
>>4457816
Pinkie has shown great aptitude for mechanics, and she remembers everyone in town's birthday. Just because someone is happy and exuberant doesn't mean they aren't smart.
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>>4457306
You don't deserve any respect.
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>>4457814
Fluttershy isn't really a vet. In fact she doesn't really do anything perceptibly constructive besides wake the animals up from hibernation in WWU.
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>>4457851
>sults_video
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>>4457870
and the mouse with the broken leg?
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>>4457877
That mouse is lucky to be alive
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>>4457864
She only did that once anon and we don't know if she bought it or not.

Also remembering things doesn't mean your smart
Hell the cake episode showed that she's pretty dumb
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>>4457861
MAKE HER BEG FOR EET.
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>>4457864
when has Pinkie been shown to actually make any of the shit she has? aside from her baked goods ofcourse
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>>4457870
DYEWTS?
Bird in the Hoof bro, she can plaster up mice
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>>4457881
unf this.
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>>4457870
She is obviously a forest ranger of sorts. She also a bear chiropractor and a Cerberus tamer
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>>4457879
>hoof powered flying machine that's made out of fucking candy
>Cannon that shoots parties
>a welcome cart
She Tesla of candy
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Y-Yeah, well I bet that they are all smarter than you!
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>>4457879
Shut up, you're dumb. ;_;
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>>4457877
Fluttershy is good with animals; she occasionally does odd jobs for animals and ponies. I don't think it's a career.

I'd saay Fluttershy doesn't have a job. She just does her best to live off the grid. She probably grows her own food. Sells what her animals don't eat. Maybe her animals occasionally bring her trinkets to sell or something.
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Would you?
How hard?
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>>4457907
The question is, do you think she's accomplishing that stuff through knowledge and smarts, or earth pony magic?
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>>4457921
Be friends with her? Absolutely. I would be friends with her so hard.
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>>4457923
I think she just pulled them out of the void
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>>4457923
Pinkie has a special kind of magic all her own and I love her.
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>>4457921
I would if she wasn't that nervous all the time.
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>>4457921
>Ashy black Twilight
I prefer brown or pale Twilight.
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>>4457923
She uses Pinkie magic not smarts

She's ain't smart she just to weird
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>tfw you want to stay up and do something like pone or vidya, but your'e too tired

why must i be so weak, would my waifu be ashamed?
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>>4457824
>Can't be too smart

Technically, Twilight is extremely smart compared to the other characters in practically every field scientific and magical.
She's just completely OCD, uncreative, and socially retarded.

And girls are supposed to relate to her.
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>>4457945
>Pinkie doesn't build machines that work through physics, they work because Pinkie made them
Pinkie confirmed for Ork
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>>4457945
Pinkie is perfectly weird.
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Is Gungam Style ded yet?

http://youtu.be/pVoK3esrwyI?hd=1
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>>4457953
>tfw you should be tired, but just want to play ponies or vidya
I really need to stop going to sleep at four in the morning, it's turning into a habit.
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>>4457851
THIS IS FANTASTAGREAT
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>>4457954
So... she's got a form of Autism?
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>>4457953
Dream of your waifu, anon.
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>>4457961
Yeah this
This is the best explanation

Fits her perfectly

She's just from a spore that traveled trough the warp and was modified
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OFFICIAL PONY SKILL SET USEFULNESS RANKING

>FUCKING WIZARD TIER
Twilight Sparkle
>ENGINEER/COOK TIER
Pinkie Pie
>PRIMARY INDUSTRIES TIER
Applejack
>VET TIER
Fluttershy
>FRIVOLOUS SHIT TIER
Rarity
>I CAN KICK SHIT TIER
Rainbow Dash
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>>4457968
It needs animated backgrounds
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>>4457879
>>4457907
She's a smart ditz
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>>4457921
No, you cannot be my friend Twilight Spergle.
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>>4457954
All the ponies have their pros and cons, and they're designed to complement each other, which is what makes the show so good.
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>>4457981
>http://youtu.be/pVoK3esrwyI?hd=1
>>4457968
It's not as good as Pony Gangnam Style
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>>4457968
It's significantly worse than that other pony one.

Why would anyone make this poorly when it had already been done?

I wouldn't mind a gif of that Spitfire raising her ass though >>4457981 yeah right around there.
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>>4457968
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359321?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4457968
Not even you could ruin Gangnam style, colorcunt
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b-baka!
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>>4457978
>Spam Teleport
>Everyday

Yeah she's fucking Gandalf alright.

>I CAN KICK SHIT TIER
>not Applejack

Watch the show do you even?
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>>4457895
>>4457881
Playing dumb, you tell her if there's nothing else she needs your help with you might as well just leave. She responds with a yelp of displeasure, her eyes changing to worry as she tried to find her words after losing them in the pleasure of a good milking. Stuttering from need she simply asks you "Please!" a few times, winking harder each time for emphasis. Putting a finger on your chin in mock thought you ask her whatever she could possibly want you to do. She gulps hard and stammers out "I-I need it, please!" Smiling, you shrug and tell her that if she can't tell you what she wants you'll have no choice but to just leave her there. Shutting her eyes as her cheeks burn she shouts, "Rut me! Breed me! Pound my marecunt until I can't walk! Pump me full of cum! Please, just-just fuck me!"
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>>4458008
Thought that was Fluttershy for a second. The colors threw me off.
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>>4457999
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>>4457995
It's true.
It doesn't matter who your waifu is, because they're each very special in their own way. They all have their own strengths and they all have their own weaknesses. The important thing is that they always use their strengths help one another's weaknesses.
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>>4458011
AJ can kick Apples
RD only kicks clouds

I'd rather have apples than get my clouds kicked
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>>4458031
>Waifu
Why ruin a perfectly good post with faggotry, anon?
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>>4457954
Putting the Ursa to sleep was pretty creative
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>>4458017
Okee dokee, let's get to business.
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>>4458039
That' a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
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>>4458027
That is way too skinny to be Pony Joe
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>>4457968
Hahahaha

I need a gif of her sidling into center frame
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>>4458037
>only kicks clouds
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>>4458052
>>4458037

She actually bucked apple trees in Applebuck season as well
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>>4458024
>tfw you will never yell at Fluttershy's butt
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Crazy adventures in horses
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1359321?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4458039
>Not being in love with your pone.
Does it hurt to be so casual, anon?
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>>4458052
>She can't actually make anything, only destroy
Typical of worst pony
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>>4458067
I don't want to yell at it I want to caress it and rub my face against it
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>>4458037
>only kicks clouds

Did you miss the part where she's a one horse demolition team?
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>>4458084
What else would you do to her butt?
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>>4458079
being in love with your favorite pony isn't something to be proud of, it's suffering
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>>4458079
Being pleb tier never felt better
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>>4458082
>implying she doesnt make beautiful things
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>>4458091
anal?
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>>4458091
Lick it.
Kiss it.
Sniff it.
Squeeze it.
Pat it.
Rest my head on it as I fall asleep.
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Any drawfriends about?

I want to see Chamber get the pony treatment.
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>>4458084
What if that embarrasses her and causes her to fart uncontrollably?
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>>4458094
Yes. But it's sweet suffering.
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>>4458079
Oh man, I've never had a waifu before.
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Question time, MLPG.
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>>4458111
...chamber?
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>>4458117
oh well in that case, i hope you fucking choke to death on a billion dicks you fucking faggot
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>>4458101
what kind of horse is that?
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>>4458121
Kierz pls
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>>4458123
I would Take Dash skiing.
She would probably insist on a snow board but fuck that would be fun.
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I hope Twilight loses her shit again at some point in S3.
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>>4458104
>sonic rainboom going straight up when previously she could barely manage it going straight down
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>MS going full weeaboo now
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>>4458139
i dont think a pone could snowboard
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>>4458123
They're asking the kind of questions we ask...

I would take Pinkie to a long secluded river and serenade her and cuddle as we floated downstream.
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>>4458121
>tfw no waifu
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>>4458124
Best X-man
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>>4458141
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>>4458144
>now
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>>4458123
I'd take Applejack to the largest apple orchards I could find. Barring that, and assuming she doesn't have any ideas of where she'd want to go, I'd take her to a nice vegetarian restaurant since I don't think she'd be too keen on any place that served meat.
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>waifuing G4 ponies

I thought MLPG was hardcore. Pic related, it's ultimate ponoe waifu.
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>>4458151
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>>4458128
Chill, bro
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>>4457650

>in his spare time he enjoys playing the bongoes.
>he also studies the culture, art and music of Mane-golia.
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>>4458146
They are pretty capable and comfortable standing on their hind legs.

I don't think it would be a problem
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>>4458152
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>>4458142
>implying that isn't easily hand waved

Time, nigger, time.
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>>4458147
>MLPG is in charge of the official MLP:FiM Twitter

this is a terrible power to have
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>>4458155
>tfw your waifu would be the only one ok with your carnivorous ways
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>>>/s/

Wow, look at all those naked girls!
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>>4458104
WAIT
HOW CAN YOU HEAR HER IF YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THE BOOM

THIS SHIT ISN'T ACCURATE
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>>4458123
Pink horse
To a rave
Give her MDMA
Watch implosion of the universe
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>>4458182
>carnivorous
For what it's worth Fluttershy does not have a problem with eating fish
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>>4458184
>3dpd
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>>4458121
I didn't understand it either, until I was hit with it like a freight train

I think it's my instinctual desire for female companionship combined with my ideal woman that has made me this way
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>>4458159
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>>4458042
Satisfied with her demand, you unbuckle your pants and fish your erection out of your boxers. The sight of her drooling marecunt winking hotly would be enough to get you rock hard, but honestly your pants felt tight the moment your lips touched her teat. Grabbing her roughly by the cutie marks you pull her into your lap and guide your cock between her folds. Timing your thrust with a wink you sink into her folds. Instantly, all you can think of is how incredibly warm she is. The pressure of her clenching vulva comes next, her body surprisingly tight around your cock. As soon as you hilt her back arches and she lets out a strangled moan, her marecunt winking and spasming around you from her first climax. Taking a moment to get a better grip you pound her through her orgasm, her head lolling to the side as she she wordlessly sings your praises. Her hips push back into your thrusts and the erotic display of her teats jiggling as you pump your cock in and out of her combined with her vice-like winks gets you close to the edge in no time.

The question is do you finish inside or give her wobbling teatflesh a nice glaze?
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>>4458190
Don't some breeds of horses eat fish or some shit?
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>>4458199
Two more
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>>4458190
Don't forget egg is available to everyone as well.

Remember that having a griffin as a friend help a lot if you want red meat so badly.
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>>4458184
>Implying Snarky didn't give us ass for days
>>
Vaccine article for those in mafia
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120910/us-vaccine-exemptions-private-schools/
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>>4458205
I remember some anon actually saying that horses will happily eat red meat if presented with it, they just usually don't get the chance.
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>>4458207
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>>4458182
>Implying
You think she'd be ok with you eating creatures she can talk to even though you digestive systems works perfectly on a vegetarian diet

She'd be the worst
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>>4458091

Spank it
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>>4458123
Take Fluttershy hiking? I don't think the nature center or the zoo where a bunch of animals are imprisoned wouldn't be very nice.
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>>4458203
Come inside.
Always inside.
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>>4457301

But they do.
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>>4458203
Inside.
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>>4458205
>OUR DIETS I MIGHT ADD ARE COMPLETELY VEGETARIAN
>COMPLETELY VEGETARIAN
>COMPLETELY
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>>4458190
She was giving that to ferrets
Ferrets are carnivores
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>>4458144
requests

how do they work?
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>>4458227
>Fluttershy tries to release the animals in a zoo

We should be charging Hasbro for these episode ideas
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>>4458236
>
>>4458221 [citation needed]
>>4458237
In Dragonshy at the beginning she fed fish to a lot of creatures
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>>4458027

Commence the shufflin'
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>>4458243
Season 3 is gonna be all CMC. Calling it.
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>>4458222
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>>4458248
>still no Scootaloo-centric episode

I would laugh my ass off
>>
help
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>>4458224
yes because she would understand that by nature humans are omnivores. twilight would probably be the next closest to ok with it since she also understands this but her lack of experience of seeing creatures eating other creatures would still put her off a little
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>>4458255
>Rainbow Dash gets all the screentime
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>>4458255
Actually about that, I have to wonder if it's going to be about her family at all.

What else could a Scootaloo centric episode be about?
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>>4458250
So when did this person come out in the X-Men comics?
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>>4458258
no
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>>4458258
banana
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>>4458270
1995, as a part of the team Generation X.
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>>4458269
Scooting
I would watch 22 minutes of Scootaloo scooting around Ponyville and the surrounding area
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What would you do if you walked in on your waifu molesting Sweetie Belle?
Sweetie is crying.
Your pone first looks scared that she's been caught, but her eyes narrow and she gives you a salacious grin.

Wat do?
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>>4458236
>Eats hotdogs (apparently)
>Sandwiches with meat in them
>Milk, eggs
>Gelatin in marshmallows, jello

Pinkie lies

how else will they befriend the buffalo and get at that sweet free range meat
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>>4458269
Her accepting that she will never fly
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>>4458221

If I recall correctly horses are able to and will eat meat, however there bodies aren't built to digest it.
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>>4458283
Join in
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>>4458255
>still no Applejack-centric episode
And it still hurt, man.
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>>4458141
Twilight, no! Baby dragons are not for the sexual!
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>>4458270
Was that a gay joke or am I reading too much into things?
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>>4458294
It's probably an adaptive thing - droughts would spell disaster for animals that are completely and utterly reliant on grass/small plants for food.
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>>4458294
So what, is that on like a similar level to us as corn?
It's not like they can vomit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFFsH5UuTk
How long can you last?
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>>4458283

Stop her and get her the help she needs.
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>>4458190
>You will never cater to Fluttershy's carnivorous streak, starting off by feeding her fish then moving onto larger more intelligent creatures
It accumulates into you feeding her Angel
Eventually you feel she's ready to eat a pony.Having given in completely to her voracious appetite she does so with no qualms about it
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>>4458277
In this issue he single handedly beat Omega Red.
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>>4458313
1 second
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>>4458304
TwilightXSpike is the ship that I most wish had more material
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>>4457650
>>4458163

I like you, sir.
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>>4458322
And now I have an erection. I feel weird.
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>>4458313
the moment i saw Tara fear for her life
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>>4458313
You know I think I saw that guy.
I was on my way to the Lou Ferrigno booth and saw some idiot filming her.
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>>4458332
I lost mine
I think I need to recover
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>>4458302
>Applebuck Season
>Last Rounduup
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>>4458283
GIVE HER RESPECT
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>>4458310
>They can't vomit

Except the ponies do.
And they can eat sugar/fats in large quantities like a human being. Real horses can't do that.
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>>4458283
I'd have to save Sweetie. Pinkie's obviously not in her right mind. She needs help.
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>>4458327
But we are two different people
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>>4458228
>>4458233
Pressing your fingers into her cutie marks you grunt through clenched teeth and slam her hips against yours. Her marecunt trembles as for a moment you're both still. You can feel that familiar twinge as you hold back as long as you can. Your orgasm builds like a wave before crashing through you, throbbing and spurting your first rope of cum deep into her body. Almost as if it was waiting for that signal she winks powerfully around you, each clench timed perfectly after each of your spasms, her body returning your favor as it milks each pulse of sperm out of your cock. The whole time she lies shuddering before you, her eyes glazed over and a blank expression of pleasure on her face. As your flow tapers off she seems to slowly come to her senses, gazing up at you lovingly. She spreads her front legs apart and you lean down into her hug, your mouth meeting hers in a passionate kiss.

As you both bask in the afterglow she nuzzles into your neck softly and thanks you for everything. You run your hand across her cheek and tell her you're more than happy to help anytime she needs it.
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>>4458313
>open video
>immediately close video

I have failed you, Anon.
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>>4458350

Statement still applies to both of you.
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>>4458322
That sounds oddly sexu- >>4458332
WEP
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>>4458310
>not like they can vomit

Actually horses can't, but we have seen ponies in the show vomit when eating something that doesn't agree with them.

I would figure that like us and corn they don't have the enzymes to break down the meat and as such they don't get any nutritional benefit.

Still a nice source of protein though and a belly filler if they are desperate.
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>>4458344
You're right.
Sometimes I forget to make the distinction between what real ponies can do and what the cartoon ponies have done, if that makes sense.
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>>4458246
No, she gave fish to ferrets and worms to birds
Go watch the show again
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>>4458351
Thank you aspie.
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>>4458332
That's your inner predator, anon.

Embrace it.
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>>4457665
Anon I tried capturing that wavy look of the figurine...here ya go.
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>>4458351
Which pony were you guys imagining?
I was imagining Pinkie.
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>>4458310

Apparently they're able to digest some parts of the meat and the rest they just end up passing out.
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>>4458342
It was a bout her yes but she was hardly the lead
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>>4458151
>>4458159
>>4458199
>>4458207
>>4458222
>>4458250
>>4458324
So what do you think? Can he be made pone?
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>>4458372
But that's not my name~
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>>4458379
sunbutt
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>>4458371
Fair point, but small rebuttal:
She brought out an entire basket of fish, so maybe she had other animals to feed with fish than just the ferrets.
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>>4458374
Put your name on, Snarky.
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>>4458383

I can try...
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>>4458322
What's to stop her from feasting on you?
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Bronies pls

Ponies eat meat, go watch the show
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>>4458374
I'm looking at the MLP wikis Wildlife page to see animals I can devour

I won't eat animals that can talk though
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>>4458292
>hot dogs

vegetarian?

>sandwiches

animation error?

>milk, eggs

that isn't non-vegetarian
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>>4458386
It really feels like Aspie.
What's next?
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>>4458397
The same thing that stops you from eating her.
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>>4458400
That's not ham; that's oddly flattened radish
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>>4458410
>sandwiches

>animation error?

Sure denial is here.
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>>4458400
>Pink amorphous substance
Doesn't mean it's meat
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>>4458410
>milk, eggs
i think Vegan is what that anon is thinking of, but eggs might not be ok depending.
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>>4458413
Mercy? Fluttershy has none
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>>4458416
Can Spam legally be considered meat?
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>>4458400
I could have sworn we had at least a quote from an animator or writer about that scene
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>Ponifying comic book characters
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>>4458423
Unfertilized eggs should be fine. I mean, it's what we eat, and you didn't see any cocks with Fluttershy's chickens, did you?
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>>4458410
>>4458415

Ovo-lacto-vegetarianism is a thing, you know.

>Sandwich

It's a large slice of beet.
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>>4458423
milk and eggs isn't vegan bitch
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>>4458416
What else is it then?
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>>4458400
That's not meat.
It's been touched upon by staff before.
Their word applies because it's your headcanon vs. theirs since nothing in the show implies it's meat.
Pls Brony
Pls
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>>4458429
Then I'd chain her up in the basement and bring down victims for her every day while sobbing at the monster I had made of the sweetest little pony.
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DORKS
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>>4458410
Vegetarian hot dogs still means they're meat flavoured.
Our little horses have a taste for flesh.
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>>4458400
>Yo dude can you make me a symbol for a sandwich for that show... You know, the pony one
>Sure dude, but wait. Let me check it's consistent with the back-story with the writers
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>>4458438
>It's a large slice of beet.

Like I said, sure denial is here.
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Gangnam Style or Galo Sengen, /co/?
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>>4458460
Gangam
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>>4458449
I've had enough of your bullshit, Kevin.

You're going down.
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>>4458441
GO ASK MR AND MRS CAKE
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>>4458468
Come at me dork
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>>4458446
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>>4458458
but they had non meat sandwiches in the show before
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>>4458460
Gangnam Sengen
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So it says here that you talk about a show called My Little Pony on a board called /mlp/? Shouldn't this say "watch" instead?
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The Crystal Heart that Twilight is searching for in Adventures in the Crystal Kingdom is Cadance.
Once they find this out, the crystal ponies make Cadance their leader.
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>>4458446
She'd find a way to get free. Maybe she'd save one of the bones and unpick her locks, or slick her cuffs down in her victim's blood

Or even seduce you, tempting you to remove her bonds before tearing into your throat
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>>4458458
>Things that appear in the show are not canon
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>>4458471
Ok, I just called them and they confirmed it was a ham sandwich
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>>4458438
Bullshit, They have pigs.

Why is it so taboo if ponies eat meat, its not like they really respect other animals all that much anyways. keeping them as pets, treating them like cattle. Why can't they have eaten the magical food animal that is a pig and decide that perhaps being omnivores isn't so bad.
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>fart in ponies face
>she vomits on your ass
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booop
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>>4458486
Yes it should, sorry about that.
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>>4458400
The fact that they have forward facing eyes, and that they're sentient at all implies they eat a lot of protein and fats (large brains require it).

That's explains their obsession with fatty pastries, and their meat eating

/fanonautismgb2ponychan
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>>4458497
>>4458498
all is right with the world
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Why despite their sapience, are sheep kept penned up ?
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>>4458487
Larson pls

pls

when does S3 start?
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>>4458490
>>4458482
THE MAGIC OF COLLABORATION
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>>4458494

>They needed a home. And besides - Truffles!
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>>4458494
Seriously, why is it ok for Fluttershy to kill fish, but killing pigs is bad?
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>>4458412
That's up to you and any anons with ideas that want to play along.
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>>4458486
No. That's a fucking stupid question. It's a discussion board. I don't want this job. Fuck you.
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>>4458514
Truffles are amazing.
I love cooking with them.
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>>4458489
WHAT CAN I DO, ANON? WHAT CAN I DO?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HER A TASTE FOR FLESH, BUT ANON GAVE ME AN ERECTION!
HOW CAN I KEEP HER SATED WITHOUT HAVING HER TURN ON ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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>>4458489
Not that anon but I am the anon who started this
Can't we just have soft vore instead?
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>>4458520
oh boy, are we doing quickfap requests?
i have one if you're free
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>>4458494
The taboo is based on the fact that animals in this show are shown to be intelligent.
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>>4458494
Maybe they carve hunks of flesh from pigs before healing them with super efficient magic that grows back flesh.

That's right, pigs live a never-ending hell.
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>>4458519
Perhaps only the land animals are sentient
Maybe the fish died of natural causes after a long and happy life
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>>4457968
Flagged for terrorism.
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>>4458527

>Pony farmers care for pigs
>pigs find truffles in exchange for shelter and food
>pig shit is used for natural gas power
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>>4458510
Never
Shout Factory's announcement pissed me off so I quit.
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>>4458542
JUICE
draw Fluttershy afraid of heights, big heights
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>no more maf

is it something i said?
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>>4458500
>the ponies look so happy in this picture

I miss the show

;_;
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>>4458533
I'd prefer some back and forth green/spoilertexting.

But hit me with your idea anyways. It might inspire someone!
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>>4458536
Winona is not sentient, neither are many other animals
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>>4458536
You're thinking of sentient
Not all of them are
The chickens aren't. The pets aren't and so on
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>>4458567
I really do too, man. I really want at least an air date soon.
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>>4458494
>They herd cows and keep them in pastures, despite being perfectly capable of independently living like ponies
>Sheep are kept in pens, even though they can speak
>The ponies are basically imprisoning/enslaving other ungulates

Damn, FiM, you scary
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>>4458572
i could try to back and forth, but i've failed to write anything for a million years

how do we feel about lyra?
human fetish lyra?
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I hope they don't get mad at me for eating other animals
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>>4458531
Sorry anon, but it's impossible for the general not to take things to their furthest extreme.

You may have wanted soft vore, but now you're getting flesh-hungry ponies; the sharks of friendship
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>>4458581
I might have something to add too, just a writer anon. Sounds fun.
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Marker?
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>>4458576
Angel is sentient. The sentience of a child perhaps, but sentient. Tank is somewhat sentient too.
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Guys, guys.

Cute ponies.
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They have canines and front facing eyes.

Those are characteristic to predators.

They are most likely omnivores
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i just don't know what went wrong1
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>>4458567
groups of ponies are often very happy
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Goats are shown to be idiots or speak a different language.
They are sentient though.
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>>4458589
weh
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>>4458596
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>>4458574
>>4458576
Then how about the fact that they've been intentionally stylized for extra cuteness, unlike ugly real world animals?
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>>4458550
>natural gas
What would ponies use natural gas for?
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>>4458610
That has nothing to do with anything
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>>4458604
Story of my life.
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>>4458615
They've been shown to use use old-fashioned gaslamps.
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>>4458580

The Pony's Burden
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>>4458581
You mean like listening to her shudderingly exhale as you run your hands through her mane? Or letting her slurp your fingers into her mouth one at a time, her tongue running over them as she moans with happiness?
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>>4458605
>you will never be this happy
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>>4458610
>pone creationists
>laughing twilight.gif
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>>4458550
>implying ponies don't make their own natural gas
I'm talking about farts
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>>4458580
>Ponies are culturally European
SOMEBODY GET TUMBLR ON THE LINE
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>>4458604
>what went wrong1
oh delicious irony
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GUYS
GUYS

YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S ONLY 13 EPISODES THIS SEASON


WHAT IF THIS IS THE LONG HIATUS?????
WHAT IF PONE DOESN'T COME FOR LIKE 4 MONTHS
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>>4458609
She's so adorable.
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>>4458624
THE SECOND ONE, PLZ
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>>4458599
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>>4458600

>Ponies are omnivores because Front Facing Eyes are only found on predators
>canines

...I'm sorry.

The autism in here is getting to be too much.

I need to sit down for a second if you guys are gonna start applying biology to the designs of a show made for little kids.
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>>4458615
Heating, lighting, making chemicals
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>>4458624
well, that's some pretty generic description. the fetish is the exciting part
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geez louise
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>>4458606
Goats are considerded second-class citizens, right alongside mules
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>>4458631
i wish i'd done that on purpose..,
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>>4458624
I'd help but I wrote a failed something or other like this once upon a time.

I'll just watch, I guess.
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>believing in evolution in Equestria
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>>4458644
You want to start us off then?
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>>4458634
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>>4458634
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>>4458634
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>>4458657
i'm beginning to think my fetishes don't translate well to description anymore
sorry, i shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. pls continue if you feel like it
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>>4458645
Speculation is that Hussie plans to add all their fantrolls in one panel and then kill them off horrifically.
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Seriously, Pinkie said they were completely vegetarian. Either one thing is an oversight, or the other thing is.
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>>4458634
Welp, I'm just gonna have to fuckin' go back out into the wilderness for another 4 months.
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>>4458539
Thats even worse than slaughtering them.
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>>4458640
>Pinkie enters a talent show
>she just goes on stage and shakes her butt at the audience
>her performance lasts for half an hour
>she somehow wins
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>>4458634
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>>4458615

>natural gas power

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Natural+Gas+Power
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>>4458645
what the fuck is a fantroll
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>>4458669
This is really delusional.
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>>4458676
What if they use magic so the sawing off of their flesh feels like tickling?
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>>4458680
I would vote for her.
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>>4458668
I think I get you. You mean how she wants it not for physical pleasure, though that's a nice bonus, but for the exciting exoticness that is mating with another species.

Something like that?
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>>4458645
what the fuck is homestuck
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>>4458634

>WHAT IF PONE DOESN'T COME FOR LIKE 4 MONTHS

It's NOT going to come back for at least 4 months after S3

but it's ok, S4 is going to be shit anyways
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>>4458686
an OC i presume
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>>4458686
Yeah, and what's a "Homestuck"? Is that somewhere you live?
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>>4458680
>somehow
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>>4458670
pinkie's an idiot.
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>>4458686

>fantroll

Helps if you separate the word into "fan" and "troll."

It's a homestuck kiddie bullshit thing, that's all you need to know.
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>>4458707
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>>4458670
She only said that to get favor with the buffalo; following their subjugation the ponies probably would have started eating the buffalo's young.
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>>4458656
Everybody knows the [insert divine beings here] created Equestria, and that ponykind must contend against [insert evil force here] who tempts them at every turn
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>>4458634
Then I'll be in boot camp when it airs and you guys'll have to talk to me about it when I return.
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Ross isn't coming back with my request, is he?
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>>4458634
It'll come at least a week before December 4, so less than 3 months at most
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>>4458696
yes, exactly
hottest thing i've seen posted in recent memory is when people were doing the whole 'lyra posting on humanchan' thing. i like the idea of her being completely depraved and debased about her fetish, to the extent that we are, and then maybe when there's a chance for it to be reality she'd be the one completely indulging in her disgusting human-fetish urges...

or something like that
i asked taw for a story about this once but he went a different direction and never did a rewrite and now i think he hates me. sad times
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>>4458715
Oh my.
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>>4458668
No worries. Honestly I think I'll lurk for a bit - I've got a stronghold to locate and these caves won't light themselves up.
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>>4458642
Holy fuck, how new can you be? Fuck you shit.

Last summer, in MLPG, we had conversations just like this.
Y'know why? Because it's fucking fun, we're nerds, we like science, we like making fanon and implications and we bring it into our silly cartoons because it's something to talk about and debate.
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>>4458715
unf
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We need some late night mafia rounds.
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>>4458688
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>>4458670
What is a white lie?
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>>4458732

A lot less new than you. I'm not the one getting mad about this.
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>>4458719
>>4458709
Now who's in denial.
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>>4458723
>believing Ross's lies
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>>4458642
Why are you even here?
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>4458689
then thats fine i guess.

You know i'd get them to do it to me so i could try human steaks with my favorite pony.

i mean if it doesn't hurt and it'll grow back, then why not?
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>>4458732
We're not even nerds, we're cool fucking people.
He just can't handle our quantum theory deluxe Higgs Bison.
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>>4458722

Boot camp?

Feel for ya man.
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Alright guys, alright
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You gotta share.

You gotta care.

that chorus was pretty bad, wasn't it?
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>>4458763
Not as bad as the refrain
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>>4458759
le chill tim
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>>4458763
bitch I loved that song
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>>4458727
He hats everyone.
Just leave him alone, he's gone full Fluffy-whining tier.
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>>4458715
Resist anon. That rump is a plushy siren that tempts you to ruin
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>>4458759
>This newspaper is the wonderbolts
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>>4458727
Yeah, I want Lyra to just be disgusting. She'd say no to nothing I asked her and she'd ask me for some awful things too.
We've both been warped by our respective generals.
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>>4458769
I've been an advocate of chilling out for almost 2 years now, it's not anything new.
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>>4458774
i know, but still
i hate when people don't like me. it's why everything i do is an attempt to please
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>>4458669
That's too predictable
To be truly "Hussie" he should do something like dedicate an entire act to them, regardless of how awful they are as characters.
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>>4458780
Okay.
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>>4458763
>That entire song
>That entire scene
>That entire episode

OAB is one of the worst episodes of S1
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>>4458565
Sorry this took so long. I was watching Game Grumps, listening to dubstep, and upboating 90s kids posts on Reddit
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>>4458759
We chillin' good tonight, slick.
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>>4458727
Darf?
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>>4458790
yesssss exactly this please
i wanna read about her depraved fetish exercisement and perverted imaginings and practices BEFORE she meets her human
and it would only get better from there
unf
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>>4458740
>you're now
>nuh uh u mad
I'm not even that anon but holy fuck you're a twat.
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>>4458801
Haha I literally laughed out loud
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>>4458780
H-here I go.
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>>4458805
hello
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>>4458775
But... I love her...
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>>4458807
>i wanna read about her depraved fetish exercisement and perverted imaginings and practices BEFORE she meets her human
Just like us?
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>>4458313
>He admits being autistic to her at the end
>He then turns the camera to reveal his father is with him the whole time
I know she sucks brony cock on a daily basis but it still amazes me that she can handle this shit
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So these two basically have the same relationship as Dash and Fluttershy, right?
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Who's ready to partay with this ponay!?
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>>4458743
well we have the words of a Pink horse who has been known to tell fantastical tales, as opposed to physical evidence.
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>>4458811

No, you.
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>>4458793
Holy shit you sound like me.
Except I can deal with people not liking me around these parts.
>>4458790
>>4458727
If I weren't so vanilla I'd be able to help you out, but I'm not sure I can imagine that sufficiently for you.
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>>4458740
I-I'm not mad, y-you're the one who's mad!
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>>4458775

This one is lying to you Anon, embrace your new pink goddess with all your heart and soul.
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>>4458823
EXACTLY
so hot
that's why i enjoy reading about you guys being all perverted too. same deal.
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>>4458798
OAB and OWTEW are tied for worst episodes ever
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>>4458801
Oh man there you are. Enjoy your Sweetie Belle maybe.
>>4458818
Have things been better for you mate?
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>>4458798
It's one of my favorites, actually.
There was a ton of originality for the series with Buffaloes and outfits and a new town.
It some pop cultures references, which I like.
And fucking Braeburn.
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>>4458780
I would, but you wouldn't learn anything
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>>4458828
Brb screaming forever
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>>4458827
No
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>>4458843
Dark you should write mindbreak again.
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>>4458313
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFFsH5UuTk
Holy fuck, this feels like a ransom video.
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>>4458793
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>>4458828
I'm gonna need more than a bottle of vodka if I'm going to have to hang out with horseface anthro Twilight all night
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>>4458845
eh
i started on your story
testimony to my failure as a writer that i'm 2000 words in and i haven't gotten to the sex yet
sorry
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>>4458841
I see heaven's light in those cheeks.
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>>4458801
>90s kids posts on Reddit
u wut m8
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>>4458847
i liked that episode as well, its nowhere near worst episode of s1
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>>4458855
So these two basically have the same relationship as Fluttershy and Dash, right?
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>>4458847
The pun scene, Buffalo, Braeburn, and the setting were the only good parts of OAB.

happy now?
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>>4458858
second
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>>4458882
i like that episode if only for braeburn
the best stallion in the show is worth a bad song
also i kind of liked the song
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>>4458882
You didn't like the Dashletics in the beginning?
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>>4458879
That's more like it.
Frank is definitely Fluttershy.
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>>4458882
I also liked the story, animation, song, and dialogue.
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>>4458889
>also i kind of liked the song

WORSE THAN FIFTY HITLERS
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>>4458867
darf please
I am just as interested in the build up as to when things start going down and dirty. Lookin'g forward to it regardless. Like really really.
and let me know what you want of me when you're at the home stretch
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>>4458882
I mean, you're within your rights to not like it.
And yes those are some of the reasons I enjoyed it.
But I thought it was a damn good episode.
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>>4458889
>Big Mac not best stallion
im sorry, nothing against Braeburn but you are simply wrong
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>>4458841
How many ponies have been mesmerized for hours just watching her behind jiggle like a lava lamp?
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>>4458897
How much better would the show be if, in Season 4, they added a wise-cracking, disgusting, old goat voiced by Danny De Vito?
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>>4458879
>who pooped the bed?
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>>4458859
I honestly feel bad for the kid. He's totes autistic and took comfort in ponies, one of the more ostracizing hobbies one can be exposed to or something.

>>4458872
i don't know if that's where the 90s kid shit originated from but i'm using it anyways

>>4458845
yes, zanku.
>>
STOP THE PRESSES

Where is marker?
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>>4458897
What if the show was more like Seinfield
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>>4458922
about 20 times worse
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>>4458918
>liking mutant ketchup colored stoic stoners
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>>4458928
right here anon>>4454041
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>>4458922
>adding any character voiced by Danny De Vito
I'd walk straight into Wal-Mart and buy $50 worth of toys.
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>>4458920

Not enough

She requires more
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>>4458916
think you can crank something out that fast? remember i like the build up too
actually if you've been following along in this thread, that's what i want
human fetish lyra
full depraved humie filthy disgusting pervert lyra, pleasuring herself to her obsession, hiding her fetish from other ponies, getting wet thinking about hands and fingers all over her...
kind of like that fat dash thing you did but more disgusting

i'll work on your story more tomorrow if i can. no promises, but if i write in the delirium of sleeplessness i might be able to finish it
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>>4458922
I'd rather have Joe Pesci
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>>4458920
>Pinkie is aware of this power.
>"Hey, anon, look at my butt!"
>She immediately starts gyrating her hips.
>Her butt jiggles rhytmically and you are unable to look away.
>Pinkie has a new slave.
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Hey Leth are you on?
I don't mean to be annoying, but I'm curious if you've begun the next round of Pony or Die yet.
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>>4458836

If I give you the last word, will that make you feel any better?
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>>4458922
>Danny De Vito
>Not Gilbert Gottfried
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>>4458927
I just feel intense feels for his dad. And how he recorded Tara's face so up close.
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>>4458948
Why is she still in dead horse?
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Why do we waste our time hating people who like the show when people who hate the show are just as terrible?
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>>4458956

>He tries to fight EVERYBODY.

>About EVERYTHING.
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>>4458953
>Fat Dash thing
Link plz.
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>>4458918
big mac's cool and all but all he really has goin for him are his caring eyes and giant cock. and i mean, he'd make you feel strong and safe while he was fucking you, and his load would be fun to take, but...

you can't beat braeburn for sheer sexiness. plus he'd look so cute in a little set of panties... and he'd get so embarassed when you got him hard, and his cock would be just the right size...
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>>4458937
What's wrong with you?
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>>4458960

That doesn't sound like slavery to me.
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>>4458960
It's not a slave if you're completely entranced in it.
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>>4458972

...What.
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>>4458376
Thank you. In return, I found this on dA.

>I want a fic of this so bad.
>I want a fic of Braeburn trying out various stepladders in the general store, seeing which one would be the right height
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>>4458972
Because those people make less content to laugh at

Haters just foam at the mouth. Bronies are *creative* in their patheticness.
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>>4458962
>if you've begun the next round of Pony or Die yet.
Have we even gotten the last round?

Holy fuck that was supposed to be done like two weeks ago.
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>>4458972
I hate everyone
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>>4458980
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>>4458922
It would be awful. This is not the horse show I signed up for.
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>>4458987
>>4458988
Willing slave?
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>>4458999
Well that's what I'm curious about. This is the last round, but he admitted he hadn't started it yet some time ago.
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>>4458999
is that the thing that's like the friend off?
how did that go over anyway?

>>4459006
>implying i don't have that saved
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>>4458972
But then we seem butthurt.

I prefer ignoring them, and letting them throw temper tantrums over people liking things they don't like the mantoddlers they are.
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>>4458972
>Everyone on 4chan apart from us is retarded
It's depressing that isn't 100% false
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>>4459010
Sounds good to me.
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>>4458972
>amidoinitrite
>He opened both of them

Yeah what a faggot
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>>4459012
>is that the thing that's like the friend off?
It's like a big game of telephone, but with artists and writers alternating.

>how did that go over anyway?
Was okay. Smaller than the one in April or whatever.
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>>4459027
all i remember about it was that we didn't get anything near the unf of that sb pick
and that my partner didn't draw me anything

was still nice to write though
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>>4459017
I sometimes feel like tiny little parts of /co/, MLPG, and some of the tinniest blue boards are the last traces of intelligence on this site.
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>>4459017
I tried going back to /tg/ for like the last week or so.

They're all even more retarded than when I left. MLPG, I like you more than the rest of this fucking place.
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>>4458972
>bronies watch the show
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>>4458972
maybe we should start reserving our hate for those who bring it upon themselves?
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>>4458953
you bet your ass I can do that. Do you want any other specificity besides all that? I have an idea that she becomes more and more of a fetishtic recluse by the end of it, and probably abandoning all contact with all the other ponies. Like Bon Bon.
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>>4459038
My /n/igga
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>>4459003
But I'm friends with everyone! You can't really hate me, can you?
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>>4459030
4chan isn't your blog.
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>>4459030
Please do not post these personal informations on the my little pony board.
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>>4459030
>having parents
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>>4459010

Sure
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>>4459049
I hate you ponko
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>>4459050
>implying you decide
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>>4458960
>Twilight visits Sugarcube Corner to place an order
>Dash is frozen in the doorway like a deer in headlights, head bobbing up and down
>a puddle of drool is forming at her feet
>Pinkie is busy digging for a baking pan in a lower cabinet, butt bouncing in the air
>Twilight falls under the spell too
>third time this week
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>>4459047
Not him, but that sounds really cool.
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>>4458977
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8014/Forty-Bits

here ya go
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>>4459053
>personal information
>having parents
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>>4459060
But he's right, that's why I deleted it. Still, >tfw no tugboat
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>>4459017
Anyone who has a strong non-ironic opinion about a little girls show is fairly retarded.

That describes most of 4chan.
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>>4459059
>implying that will stop you from rubbing my belly
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>>4459047
i dunno, i don't want it to be insanely over the top. just like... if you met a version of someone from mlp but, they were a pony who wanted human dick. my only specification outside of that is that you don't make her too focused on hands... i mean, they'd be cool, but we don't always focus on hooves. get her into human cocks, and just humans in general, all the outlandish stuff we come up with in the threads but as a pony

and yeah, it should have her and a human fucking at some point, if that wasn't evident

i feel like this is kind of up your alley... so i'm sure whatever you come up with will be dope. i just hope i don't disappoint on my end
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>>4459061
>Spike emerges from the microwave
>"I warned you about butts Twilight, I told you dog!"
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>>4459065
Danke schoen.
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>>4459060
>Implying I'm not the janitor
>Implying you're not already deleted
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>>4459069
>implying my hand isnt saved for one, and only one belly
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>>4458992
And then he has to decide between the plastic and metal one. And whether or not to get it painted. He's moving his hat back and forth, talking to himself about his choices, running himself ragged.

In the end, Little Strong Heart was behind him and heard his reasons for looking for a step ladder. She reaches down and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
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>>4459067
>tugboat
>MLPG is a circlejerk

why has no one thought of this before?
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>>4459073
Why would Spike be in the microwave?
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>implying the whole world isn't retarded
Everyone is stupid. No exceptions.
Especially those who sniff after scratching their butts.
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>>4459080
I deleted it myself, shitdick, and I'm not >>4459060
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>>4459085
Anon you have two hands.
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>>4459093
That's not true, everyone is stupid except me.
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>>4459061
obligatory
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>>4459093
y-yeah...
Those people sure do suck and stuff...
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>>4459085
Okay me and you are frens now
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>>4459061
The real question is:
Does Pinkie's butt have magical powers, or is it really just that wonderful and entrancing?
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>>4459085
that belly isn't nearly big enough
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>>4459098
One in the belly
One in the snatch
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>>4459093
Isn't that everyone?
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WHEN?
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>>4459085
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>>4459114
never. 3 is a cursed number.
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>>4459105
>filename humor
>No guys really we're better than ponychan and /b/read
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>>4459114
4 Months
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>>4458960
After the initial experiment, Pinkie records herself jiggling away, overlaying the footage with her soothing voice making suggestions

It'll make a great contribution to the town's film festival
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>170 images into thread
>no marker
oh gosh oh jeez oh gosh
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>>4459093
>Implying there aren't good parts and bad parts

But the majority haven't matured past high school

Or even preschool with some of the messes I fucking see, holy shit
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>>4459124
I know what the fuck is even going on
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>>4459108

It's just that beautiful
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>>4459127
I just want to stroke my hand across her cheek and tell her that everything will be okay, before wrapping her in my arms.
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>>4459122
It was relevant to the context.
You need to calm down anon, seriously.
This is just a thread for my little ponies.
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>>4459122
We invented filename humour you stupid bastard.
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>>4459124
Would you stop her, /co/?
Or would you let everyone fall victim to that perfect butt?
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>>4459122
are you stupid or something?
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>>4459136
>
>>4459127
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>>4459108
>>4459137
pinkie's butt is pretty nice but it doesn't have magical powers i don't think

i mean, she's no derpy
or aj
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>>4459073
Spike too would be claimed by her power
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>>4459108
You know that feeling when you pull out a bunch of cookies out of the oven and they smell so good you take a moment to inhale? Like that but extended for a long ass time.
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>>4459072
gotcha, im brainstorming it already. It's gonna be a little challenge working in a human at the end, but I've got it.
She's gonna have to find one and pin one down


As for an addendum of what I want, it's the emphasis of the growth that I'd love to see before things get steamy, muscle filling out, limbs lengthening, an adult musk and the twins' primal urgent obsession to just get themselves rutted over and over and over again once as they pleasure him and each other in ways they couldn't have fantasized before
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>>4458882
After that episode, someone posted a short fic on /co/mlpg explaining that, similar to the cloaks and the lembas of Lorien, the apple pies had some rather wondrous qualities.

When used as ammo, the pies would instantly drop anyone opposing the ponies. The apples had been saturated by the love of the ponies for the land and the love of the trees for the ponies. Some buffalo felt the cold bite of the orchard's first winter in this rough land, others felt the scorch of a desert summer. The chief felt intense shame, instant and paralyzing, and in that moment acknowledged the Sunraiser's people for what they were: the true owners of Equestria wherever they spread.

(It was a bit uncomfortably racist.)
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>>4459147
Well, Derpy and AJ have strong butts.
But Pinkie's is more jiggly and bouncy.
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>>4459150
Spike only has eyes for one ass.
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>>4459143

I would join her as a willing servant.
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>>4459122
Are you OK anon?
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>>4459163
Great job jackass
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>>4459143
No one can escape the butt.
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>>4459147
Derpy's butt has the power to destroy
AJ's butt has the power to save lives
Pinkie's butt has the power to ensnare the mind and captivate the senses
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Which 2D Zelda would you play with pone?

They'd be at the controls and you'd simply answer their questions and give them hints if they got stuck.
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>>4459087
All my dawww.
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>>4459160
keeping it in mind. it's pretty obvious from your last request (sorry) what kind of stuff you like, so i'll try my best to make it come out. again, try to forgive me if i fuck up... i haven't written a lot lately, but i promise i'll do my best

worried there's too much backstory. ahhhh i'm sorry
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shh

Panka is sleeping
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Is Ocarina a choice?
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What happens if we reach image limit without marker?
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>>4459183
Link to the Past hands down. I know you've probably heard this a million times but that game is simply superb.
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>>4459143
Perhaps she'd treat me with special favor if I was able to help her with the plan.
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>>4459161
The ponies don't seem to have any qualms with being racist
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>>4459162
i think derpy's is pretty round and squishy too. it's a nice mix of the too

also despite her working out and such aj's butt doesn't seem that toned. it's just... there. it is. the best one, for reasons that are indescribable

you're making a convincing case for pinkie though. squishy is good. i like squishy.
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>>4459194
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>>4459194
Everything that occurred in the thread would remain in purgatory for the rest of history
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>>4459139
>This is just a thread for my little ponies.
NO
IT IS A THREAD FOR MY RAGE
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>>4459194
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>>4459194
The thread is lost to time immortal
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>>4459177
Can't mark a thread from a car.
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>>4459163
[VGS]
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>>4459219
And it was such a great thread too
Finest I've seen all hamburger time.
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>>4459203
What? Staring at her butt more? She already wants that. You'd be cheated.
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>>4459194
Pinkie's flank makes the world zombies!
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>>4459208
I'm also taking into account her personality and the way she moves and stuff. It's reflected in her bouncy, round, squishy butt.
I'll bet it sticks out some too.
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>>4459221
>No mobile marking phone app
I thought you guys were a bunch of nerds, what the heck
>>
thanks again knight
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>>4459228
there have been much better threads in the hamburger time. this one isnt bad and is above average but nowhere near best
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>>4459232
hnnnn
cut it out
i'm on the precipice of a pinkie pie ass fic hunt
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>>4459229
Well, you know. Cuddles and special alone time and all that. I could be a favorite slave.
I hope.
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>>4459183
Duh, Link's Awakening. Best vidya EVER.

But Warioland 1's island map was a proto-Vaardenfell.
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>>4459229

She might let you do more than stare, maybe even indulge your every perverted desire as long as you willingly choose to serve her.
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>>4459254
Judging by all the slave-anons, there'll be tough competition.
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>>4459239
I'm actually working on a Pinkiefic. I'm scared, but there's a chance I'll end up putting sex in it. If I do, I am interested in her butt.
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>>4459231
You can't even close your eyes to avoid it.

Simply hearing the wet sounds of her cheeks slapping together would cloud your mind
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>>4459262
No turning back now. Go for it.
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>>4459189
well yeah the last one was horribly specific but I've been on /d/ enough to know what I like. I'm totally looking forwards to it, and I'm gonna get cracking on this one soon.

and don't be sorry. Shit happens. This will be multiple parts in all likelihood.
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>>4459254
pinkie's not self-aware enough to enslave anyone. she'd probably just be confused or flattered that you were admiring her assets so much
she might trade you five minutes of groping for some really good cake
and let you put it in for a chocolate fountain
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>>4459231
I SHALL NEVER GIVE INTO YOUR BUTT SORCERY, YOU PINK FIEND
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would you order food for pone?
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>>4459238
We debated fanon science, we shared opinions on ponies and episodes, we made rankings, we stayed chill, now we're talking about butts.

There has never been a better formula for an MLPG thread, anon.
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>>4459269
>but I've been on /d/ enough to know what I like
Tell me more.
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>>4459262
i advise adding sex only if you think you can do it well
if so i look forward to it
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I need to breed with ponies
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>>4459276
No, pony would hold up the line at the taco bell, and giggle inappropriately while you order and end up asking you for money because she got too much.
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>>4459265
She'd probably tickle your face with her curly tail, too.
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>>4459271

Would bringing her more cake extend the time limit ?
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So I drew Rainbot Dash, how does this make you feel Mlpg?
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>>4459275
Oh come on! It'll be fun! Hehehe!
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>>4459278
eh we have had better threads with show discussion in them that lasted for like 2 threads before.
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Pinkie Pie should totally be in the next Monster Girl Quest.
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>>4459306
Who says we can't do it again
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>>4459301
yes
and also make her fatter and more tired so if at the end you wanted to start licking or maybe rubbing your cock on her ass she'd be too pudgy and exhausted to do anything, and would just giggle while you touched her and then moan when it started to feel good and oh god please let me stop
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>>4459281
I've said too much maybe
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how does pone sustain flight
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>>4459275
Stronger minds than yours have fallen, swallowed by a rolling sea of pink, supple flesh

You too will be claimed by it. It is only a matter of time.
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>>4459317
like that
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>>4459289
I know you've got high standards for this sort of thing, and I doubt you'll really enjoy it if I do. But I'll do my best anyway.
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>>4459315
Cosmo pls.
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>>4459317
either wings or being a terrible pink pony
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>>4459317
Pressure
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>>4459265
>wet cheeks
>wet cheeks
>WET CHEEKS
>WET

EUGH
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>>4459314
Sounds like someone's hungry for hot dogs
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>>4459304
I.... CANT....
SO... PINK... AND SOFT... AND....
PERFECT
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>>4459328
>>4459315
seconding this pls
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>>4459321
Well I'm pretty much an idiot, good look with piercing my oblivious mind.
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>>4459324
>2012
>having standards
It's much better enjoying everything. Life has more depth.
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>>4459324
i'm sorry. please don't use my opinion as a barometer of anything. do what you wanna do, have fun, and use anything you don't like as grounds for improvement. i'm sure you'll do good.
i'm sorry
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>>4459339
Wet with maple syrup, yum.
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>>4459311
plus it was minus stupid fetish greentext and discussion. which i dont really mind, and typically ignore but i personally wouldent call it adding to the thread quality.
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>>4459314

I'd gladly trade cake for the chance to tweak her rump for as long as I desire.
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When did my life turn into writing pony porn and playing video games all day and night, with bouts of drawing pony too?

And why am I so fucking upset that I can't write all this shit like I need to. Goddamn.
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>>4459348
No, man. You're an example of someone to look up to in the specific field of pony sex writing.
Don't think that you're discouraging.
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>>4459339
>not liking jiggly cheeks glistening with oil
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>>4459359
Practice, practice, etc.
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>>4459302
reported for anthro
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>>4459343
Jay pls go learn anatomy or die of butt cancer
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>>4459317
Her deformed wings were amputated at birth, she still retains pegasi flight magic.
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>>4459366
Horses don't have cheeks
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>>4459359
Has anyone ever gotten paid for written pony porn? Do people even commission that?
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>>4459163
I hope you die a long horrible death
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>>4459385
The only person that I know of who tried was Faceless.
I don't know if anything came of it.
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>>4459385
sanginius has a couple times, and i think rs too

i would if i had a consistent output and someone offered. i think some of the stuff i've written is okay enough to warrant it...

i mean that vinyl fic is hells of popular. i wish they'd put it in the 'best of' folder in that clop group...
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>>4459381
>mushy butts
unf
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>>4459369
Standing on hind legs isn't exactly Anthro but whatever.
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>>4459401
It's more arousing on a human than a pony.
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>>4459405
Hell yeah.
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>>4459381
Either this is an amazing coincidence, or we just found the reference image for
>>4459401
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>>4459385

I would be willing to commission a story. Pictures are nice, but they're nothing compared to a good story.
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>>4459405
>tfw human fetish
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>>4459385
Yes they do
>>4459398
Right they both did. How did that Scratch fic even get so many views? Jesus you've got so many for that one thing.

Also if you put it out there I'm sure people would pay you. I've been asked before by somebody willing to pay.
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>>4459405
Where do you think you are?
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>>4459398
>vinyl fic
Is this sex? I find it hard to find a character without a voice engaing.
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>>4459314
What if she flexed her butt and kept you trapped in between her cheeks, keeping you on the edge of release?
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>>4459394
I'm pretty sure no one actually gave faceless money for writing porn
>>4459385
Although I'm pretty sure I remember hearing about people taking writing commissions. Mostly for stuff like OC sex I think?
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>>4459428
>769

UNACCEPTABLE
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>>4459417
I'm fairly certain there was a different reference image for that.
But I've been mistaken before.
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>>4459433
it wouldent work that way anon, it would probably force your hands out
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>>4459381
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>>4459417
They're not that similiar. The real one has more cupping and pushing cheeks together while Anon struggles not to have his hands swallowed whole.
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>>4459426
i just don't think i'd actually be able to finish anything with how much i suck at writing consistently

might do it some day though, considering i do nothing but stories for other people anyway

>>4459431
yes
meeting her in a club and doing club drugs and then railing her so hard her nose bleeds in a bathroom stall

has like 20,000 views or something and i've gotten some fanart for it
i think it's pretty okay
i wanna do a sequel with anal but i'm worried i might starting legit waifuing vinyl
also i can't write anything
>>
What are your opinions on Time Squad?
I don't remember it very well as I haven't watched it since it ended:
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>>4459435
Duplicate file, I don't think any one is going to miss 1 pixel of anon's arms
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>>4459428
Among homies.
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>>4458972

because their hate is too irrational, so it's better to just let it flow by it's own and watch it consume itself

besides as it was pointed out, if we addressed them we would seem butthurt

so yeah, just let them be and watch how non-pony fans deal with their idiocy and call them out on it

http://blog.bioware.com/2012/08/13/what-is-a-community/
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>>4459443
I can't believe this shit
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>>4459405
>TFW not a horsefucker
>Still save pone butt pictures
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>>4459448
>doing club drugs
Drugs turn me off for some reason.
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>>4459381
who is taking the picture?
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>>4459451
that one pixel was my favorite pixel anon
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>>4459462
I know what you mean, I save pony pictures as a reference for when I'm drawing human porn.
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>>4459466
it's a minor part of the story at best
but, i ain't out to convince you to read it. i just think it's one of the better things i've written
not for everyone, obvs
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>>4459457
>>4458972

fuck

forgot pic
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>>4459451
>Removing 910 pixels of pony ass to defeat a duplicate image that was posted 2 minutes earlier
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>>4459448
darf pls write

I know you've got the power, of the hour. You just gotta hit the groove and slide into the mood.
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>>4459443
>Someone actually made a mosaic of screenshotted pony butts to make a giant Flutterbutt

Hahahahahahahah that still gets me.
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>>4459451
It's duplicate file because some guy posted it faster than you >>4459401
it was me
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>>4459450

I remember liking, but like I haven't seen it since it ended.
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>>4459387
Already am, sweet cheeks.
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>>4459478
I actually didn't realize it had been just posted.
Tess posted like 10 versions of that picture.
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>>4459473
> I save pony pictures as a reference for when I'm drawing human porn.
> I save pony pictures as a reference for when I'm drawing human porn.
> I save pony pictures as a reference for when I'm drawing human porn.

Best be nigging, Joker.
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>>4459448
It was really good.
That was during the blood play phase we had, right?
I enjoyed that time a lot, a sequel would be cool.
Hopefully keeping the blood thing, but probably still good without it.
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>>4459479
i know, i'm trying
i have so many ideas but the problem is
because i like all this dumb exposition
it takes me forever to write the stuff i find most motivating
and by then i get burned out
and also all the ideas i have are ones i get turned on by
so i don't want to write them because then i can't enjoy them

i'll try
i'm sorry
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

watch it again
and again and again and again
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>>4459476
Haha oh my god, that delicious butthurt

Who gets so fucking mad about things on the internet?
If I wasn't a ponyfag, I'd just say "huh", and move on with my day like a fucking adult, not whine like an asshole.
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at first I thought this was a butt thread.....but then I looked at it more....yeah...Butt General.
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>>4459500
Well the important really thing is to remember what inspires your.
For me, it's just disconnecting and going for a walk.
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>>4459526
No!
Bad MT

This is a Pone General.
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>>4459527
i think for me it's knowing horny people will masturbate to what i write

also sleepless delirium
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>>4459526
If you're going to come here with that kind of attitude you better draw us some butts.
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>>4459526

Come on MT, you can't possibly tell me you don't think pone butts are just a little cute?
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>>4459526
HUMAN BUTTS > PONY BUTTS

YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS
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>>4459476
Haha

Fucking retards.
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>>4459537
Yeah...What about not talking about butts thoguh
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>>4459539
>implying there was ever any doubt.

Whoa man, we're xenophiles, not gay.
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>>4459550
we can

we can talk about dicks
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>>4459550
no

more butt talk
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butts?
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>>4459558
fuck yes I love when we talk about horse dicks
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>>4459550

Lets focus on other cheeks on pones.
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>>4459550
that butt aint fat that is normal size, try again MT.
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>>4459552
>>4459558
hah HAHHHAHUHUSHUAHUAHEUHUHUUGYDUIIIDHDOHCHCCOUDBCDO
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>>4459565
i was gonna say they're not good
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>>4459567
I like Pony Sides
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>>4459567
Look at this cheeky bastard here.
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>>4459563
>Human/Pony selfcest

HNNNNNNNNGGG
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>>4459569
>>4459567
I like my pones with chubby face cheeks. Like colored marshmellows
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>>4459573
Oh
Alright
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>>4459521

>>4459521

is not just a thing on the internet

is a picture of pony that bioware posted on their facebook page because they thought it was cute

apparently and literally it ruined people's day
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guys

i'm tired

i want to sleep
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>>4459582
this is hot except that human sweetie is weird
also sweetie belle is... eh

she's really hot when she's swallowing a galon of cum
or learning to orgasm
but i don't think i'd like to rail her
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>>4459563

You call those butts ?
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>>4459586
I hope it ruined their week.
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>>4459588
but sleep =0pone
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what if butt gets stuck?
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>>4459594
oh god
unf
fucking unf
agdlhadglk
too many butts, butt overload
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>>4459585
>two cutie marks
Now "The Cutie Pox" will forever make me think that ponies are dumb or they just care that little for that stallion.
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I touched a butt once.
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>>4459591
I like reading fapfics about Sweetie and the other CMC, but I know there's just no way in hell I could them if they were real.
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>>4459588

>mfw
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>>4459586
They deserved it for being thin skinned.

>TFW people getting mad about stupid shit makes you madder than anything else
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>>4459603
Yeah man, my hand tends to graze other peoples behinds in crowded areas.
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>>4459598

Jackpot
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>>4459448
>anal with DJ PON-3
Nooooo, PLEASE do this. You have to, it's my fetish. Banging her in the anal while she scratches up some cds.
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>>4459583
Pone cheeks are especially soft and marshmellowy
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>>4459598
put the dick in the butt
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>>4459604
i would if they were sex-obsessed delinquents like they are in hotsauce's fics
i mean
if sweetie wanted to cover her face in my cum
i couldn't say no
or if scootaloo defiantly argued she should be allowed to lose her anal virginity on my cock
i'd be hard pressed to protest

but yeah, if they were just normal underage pones
i'd keep my dick to myself
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>>4459591
Welcome to the wonderful world of CT's art.

>Hot

No son, is cute.
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>>4459617
>dj pon-3
pls go
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>>4459617
>dg pon-3
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>>4457257

Pone cheek rubs
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>>4459627

Same
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>>4459627
Even in that case, I don't think I could. Primarily because I'd be afraid. I guess I would if they were like seriously begging for it or if they threatened to blackmail me.
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>>4459632
>>4459636

Bronies pls
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>>4459627
>if sweetie wanted to cover her face in my cum
>i couldn't say no
>or if scootaloo defiantly argued she should be allowed to lose >her anal virginity on my cock
>i'd be hard pressed to protest
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>>4459629
>covered in a gallon of jizz
>cute
does not compute

damnit, i can't find the tumblr picture of sweetie belle choking on a metric ton of cum
does anyone have a link?
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>>4459660
bueno
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Are you ready?
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>>4459662
>this is hot
>in reference to this picture
>>4459582


Does reading comprehension elude you?
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>>4459675
for what
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>>4459677
oh
well
yes
i don't find that cute at all but we can agree to disagree
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>>4459660
>Sweetie prepares your daily cocktail of pygeum and lecithin
>somehow sets it on fire
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Applejack is thinking about you
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>>4459684
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/13/watch-a-live-stream-of-the-wii-u-nintendo-direct-for-japan/
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>>4459689
>"Why, I could have TWO dicks in mah ass right now~"
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>>4459689

;_;
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>>4459699
>applejack doing double anal
not sure if want
if it's her brother and her cousin then i'll bite
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>>4459695
who cares
CONSOLE GAMING IS DEAD
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>>4459689
Looks like she needs some sleep
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>>4459689
>implying she's not thinking about apples
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>>4459717
Ponies aren't so one dimensional
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>>4459689
STOP THAT
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>>4459715
>opinions
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>>4459689
You're a dirty fibber, Anon. The only things Applejack thinks about are apples, her family, apples, finances, apples, her family again, and her friends. Also apples.
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Where can I find the Vinyl clopfic by Sang? I can't locate it.
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>>4459727
>implying these arent the only things AJ thinks about
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>>4459689
Pinkie Pie is thinking about you too
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>>4459717
then i guess we just need to tape apples to our genitals

then she'll HAVE to think about us!

foolproof.
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>>4459602
>Who is Davenport who sells Quills and Sofas.
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>>4459740
>not on that list
>anal
>big mac's cock
not canon
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>>4459742
Pinkie's not cute. She just has big eyes.

Take away those and she's nothing.
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>>4459747
>ponies
>for sexually
anon pls
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>>4459755
did this thread just change?
i'm sad now
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>>4459755
GET DUNKED INCEST IS CANON
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>>4459754
billionaire genius philanthopist baker.

also alcoholic
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>>4459761
Don't worry, darf, 99% of us are still sick fucks.

He's just funnin', I'm sure.
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>>4459755
But WE'RE not sexually.
They are!
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>>4459754
Silly Juice. They all have the same eye size.
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>>4459775
>pinkie's first bad touch.png
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>>4459775
Then that means none of the ponies are cute.

which is correct
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>>4459763

BIG BROTHER YOU'RE THE BEST
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>>4459785
well now i know you're crazy
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>>4459704
Would you watch? Would you sit there in the barn as she displayed herself for you just moments before her big brother and cousin shoved their fat stallioncocks into her rear? Would you listen to her moan and squeal in delight as she tells you just how good it feels to have her ass destroyed? She never allows you to join. You have to watch.
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>>4459785
What are you, some kind of fag who waifus a non-pone?
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>>4459787
unf

has anyone read this story about twicest? http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36749/Vindicated-Depravity from the three chapters i looked at it was really good HOLY FUCK IT UPDATED LATER
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>>4459785
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>>4459795
I don't have a waifu, either.
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>>4459792
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>>4459793
oh god
yes
would she let me get the boys ready for her, at least? or even better, finishing them off?
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>>4459785
>None of the ponies
>cute

Nigga I will fight you
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>>4459785
FIFTY HITLERS
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>>4459802
>not having a waifu
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>>4459754
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Guys
When is next gf? the 14th?
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>>4459819
why hello there
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>>4459754
>implying
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>>4459819
Waifuing if pretty low tier as far as ponies go.
They are all just so fantastic, I can't see any other solution than a pony harem.
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>>4459824
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>>4459801
bitch i live in a fucking trash can

>>4459792
it's just the eyes. make them small and they lose the 'cute'
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Would you an anthrojack?
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>>4459824
>>4459844
>Same size
>Same file type
>Same resolution
>Smaller file size

U wot m8
>>
What's the largest dildo do you think Fluttershy owns?
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>>4459854
Certainly not THAT anthrojack
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>>4459856
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>>4459847
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>>4459856
One of them has eye lashes
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Hey GW2fags

Fire elemental.
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>>4459860
i'm torn between saying vibes only or that she has a giant back cunt-destroyer in the back of her closet somewhere
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>>4459854
Nah.

General...today I took a nap. And it was about ponies. And sex.
I'm scared to fall asleep.
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>>4459834
Right now, if you go to /rs/ and look up Fight Fighters.
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>>4459860
An industrial chimney she stole from an abandoned steel mill.
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>>4459860
Dragon dildo

end of fucking conversation.
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>>4459878
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>>4459849
>filename
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>>4459878
Draw MT hugging a giant comfort bunny blanket to fall asleep.

Or else.
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>>4459878
Tell us your dream.
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>>4459885
The correct answer is shark.
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>>4459754
OK
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>>4459888
But anon, he just said that he had ponies in his sleep
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>>4459878
>Having pony sex dreams

Like I needed another excuse to not sleep, thanks MT
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>>4459873
And that's the one with the smaller file size.

How about you explain that shit?
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>>4459900
could you be any slower
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>>4459878
I remember reading that. And for some reason, I couldn't help but picture Nanaki's OC being the one who did it.
I've been here too long.
>>
which of the mane six would be the first to try watersports
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>>4459907
My only pony sex dream was humanized. You might be safe.
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>>4459888
>Those tears
>animated

OH GOD MY SIDES
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>>4459900
Ya blew it anon.

>>4459824
>>4459844
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>>4459910
>Paint and a mouse.
Probably.
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>>4459878
MT get out of your dreams

And into my car
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>>4459921
...Apple?
Nah. Can't be.
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>>4459925
*I* did it in paint with a mouse

Do you even lift?
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>>4459931
It would be cool if Apple died of horse aids.
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>>4459908
There are different ways to compress "things"
My guess is they are both stills from a 720p mlp episode of different download origins.
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>>4459931
Apple doesn't do show accurate
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>>4459921
Panka why are you so adorable
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>>4459917
i had a pone sex dream where i was 69ing a futa Dash. We came at the same time, and when i woke up my boxers were a mess. One of the best orgasms iv ever had
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>>4459806
Would you have them pull out and let you finish them off until they cover you and AJ or help them along until they flood her insides with liters of their spunk?
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>>4459935
Yes.
But my coloring/drawing skills are horrible.
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>>4459936
I don't know man, I don't think he is good enough to get horse aids.
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>>4459925
i did it with paint and a mouse and i was the fastest
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>>4459951
That sounds incredible. I am fucking jealous.
Mine was just plain old missionary with human Trixie and I didn't even come.
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>>4459952
why am i so excited at even a simple question continuing that scenario
there's two of them... big mac can finish inside but i want braeburn's jizz on my face so i can lick him clean
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>>4459938
im going to assume we all got it from the same picture that was posted, then edited it
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>>4459964
>>4459935
Anon, pls.
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>>4459938
They're taken from the same image.
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>>4459964
The one with the massive chunks missing?
Sorry if I took time to clean up I guess.
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>>4459908
Different color modes.
The one with the larger size is in RGB with alpha while the smaller one is just in RGB mode.

And I have absolutely no idea what that fucking means.
I guess a method of compression or something but whatever
>>
new horse when
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>>4459997
when this one is dead and coated in jizz
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>>4459997
never, fellow stalker
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>>4459985
anon pls, you hardly did any better than mine, and you left her cheeks there as if there were still eyes.
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>>4459973
Would you let AJ lick your face clean of Braeburn's hot, soupy cum, keeping it all on her tongue so she can slowly dribble and spit it all back into your mouth? Would you do the same with Big Mac's nut as it drains out of her gaping ass?
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>>4460010
Juice said nothing about her cheeks.
>>
Oh hey was Renne quest tonight? I totally forgot about it.
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>>4460015
adlfkjad
i have no coherent response to this. i'm going to go enjoy this chapter of twicest and return to thinking about braeburn when i'm done. fuck.
thank you anon, that was very nice
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>>4460005
it's already pretty dead and there is a substantial film of the stuff

how much is enough?
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>>4460030
horse
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>>4460015
>anal snowballing
Thanks anon, I just retched.
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>>4460031
drowning in the equivalent to loads of zebra cum
>>
Maybe in the next horse you guys won't be drenched in pony fluids
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>>4460018
my point being that since her eyes are going they wouldent look like that
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>>4460036
>not licking cum out of aj's ass
SO
FUCKING
having your own opinion but holy fuck that is hot
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>>4460042
Lack of eyes would not effect cheeks.
>>
Okay so I finally finished typing out my dream...but it's weird...and I won't tell you the extensive kinky parts.
But I gotta say...I enjoy not being crazy.
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>>4460051
they look like that since they are pushing against the eyes, without eyes they wouldent look like that
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>>4460097
How many eyeless ponies have you seen man, you can't prove shit.
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>>4460113
its called understanding how their facial muscles and skull work.
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>>4460069

>no kinky parts

No fun allowed.
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>>4460069
Goddamn, stop attentionwhoring
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>>4458111
>>4458383
>>4458396

Okay, so I have something. I'll post it in new horse.

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