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>rape
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pee in her butt
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>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
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>no topic
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE TALK ABOUT AAAAAA
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>>4441873
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What if Pinkie Pie was a Pegasus and Rainbow dash were a unicorn?
Would Pinkie be over powered and Rainbow be even more dickish with unicorn powers?
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HEEEEEEEEEYYYY
SEXYY LAAADAAAYYY
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UH

FUCK

TALK ABOUT GODDAMMIT I DON'T KNOW

TALK ABOUT HOOVES

WHO HAS THE PRETTIEST HOOVES?
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it felt like that last horse lasted an eternity man
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>>4441913
Talk about pone
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IT GETS LATE SO FAST, MLPG
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>>4441913
the same thing we talk about every night anon, how to take over the world
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>>4441913
Lets talk about how we would never meet Pinkie's Grandmother base on her ghost song or meet her family back in the rock farm or how Pinkie got to Ponyville.
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>no topic in OP
2/10 would not recommend.
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>>4441913
Here's something that could be interesting:
Everyone post the first pony picture you drew, or the earliest one you have saved.
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>>4441925

Rarity
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>>4441915
So is this a script, or is there some lonely faggot who puts this in every single thread for some reason?
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>>4441913
You talk about cute pone
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>>4441921
Pinkie would be Surprise, and i disagree with the premise that Dash is dickish
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>>4441882

>be sick
>laugh too hard at OP's gif
>end up gasping for air through all the congestion and burning in my throat

Thank you, OP.
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>>4441882
But it's so late it's early now.
Good night and stop wrecking the bed!
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>>4441911
yeh this week is dedicated to drawing practice sorry
im going to boot up my stream in a minute and start inking stuff
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>>4441939
>guaranteed replies
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>>4441933
THEY'RE PINKIE AND THE BRAIN
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>>4441932
And yet, I find it difficult to sleep.
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>>4441938

well that was fast.
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>>4441950
why would she do such a thing
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>>4441921
You gotta draw sleepy ponies.
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>>4441925
Applejack has best hooves, and you're a pinko same-sexing abortionist who takes jobs if you say otherwise
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>>4441921
Pinkie was originally designed as a pegasus
Or something.
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>>4441950
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>>4441939
moot hooked us up
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>Crystal Ponies are a nation of selfish, racist, ungrateful fuckwipes, whose "empire" is falling apart because they can't hold on to any of their allies because they treat everyone who isn't a Crystal Pony like shit.

This is my new headcanon.
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>>4441949
That was meant for >>4441932 but now it's all gone to hell.
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do you guys think twilight has more siblings she hasn't mentioned yet
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>>4441936
Topics are for scrubs
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>>4441937
This is the first pony picture I ever drew. I posted it on /co/ last winter. I hope I've improved somewhat.
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>>4441953
>Sad Flitter
I love that part.
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>>4441921
>Dash likes pranks
>now has magic
>Dash becomes mad with power, causing snakes to pop out of peanut jars, spoooooky ghosts that are just sheets on a wire to spring up under bridges and in doorways, and loosening the lids of every salt shaker in town
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>>4441921
MT

Raripie pls

<3
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>>4441973
/pol/ pls

We were /pol/ too much last week, can we please not?
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>>4441957
Why ponk only has two legs, Corwin?
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>>4441973
>Crystal ponies are America

Guaranteed replies
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>>4441956
What kind of post is that?
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Eurobeat, you here? How's the Midwestria set looking? MLAAP2 when?
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>>4441980
A bit, yeah
>anchor legs
pfft
>that massive veiny butt
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>>4441950
OVER THE LINE
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>>4441975
They would have been at the wedding
Unless they're like, a delinquent the family has disowned
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>>4441975
She has an evil twin sister. Or maybe not so evil, just misunderstood
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>>4441975
Probably an older, more popular/prettier sister in Fillydelphia

Or a cousin who's been a life-long rival against her.
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>>4441975
She's actually an adopted crystal pony transformed by Celestia, that's why she's so good at magic

s3 plot twist
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>>4441964

>Applejack's hooves

but they're all filled-in with dirt and small stones and stuff.

would you clean out Applejack's hooves, anon? there's this one stone wedged in her rear-right hoof that she just can't get out, no matter how much she tries.
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>>4441990
As an American, I applaud your post.
how stereotypical of me.
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Which pony likes gelding
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>>4441993
yes. when is next album?
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>>4441975
Cousins. Lots of them. They are easier to pull off then say, brother or sister.
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>>4441960
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>tfw cleaning your ears
if there were something to make my leg twitch like a dog it would be that
which pone most enjoys having her ears cleaned?
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>>4441975
Of course, and Shining probably has a twin on top of that.
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>>4441973
>The Crystal kingdom is Stormfront?
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>Lil' Miss Rarity still hasn't updated

hehehe
Is this because Jay's still buttfrstrated about people telling him his work is shit?
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DORKS
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>>4442014
why does she have a beak
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>>4441975
Only the ones she doesn't know about.
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>>4441983
YEAH alright
>>4441982

She also has weather magic and makes it rain on ponies out of nowhere.
And I know what Surprise is. But I want her still to be Pink and be Pinkie Pie...with wings
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>>4442016
Dude I've been cleaning my ears near-obsessively lately. It's so nice.

Twilight.
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>>4441937
oh okay, well i posted a pinkie face but heres' another old one
>>4441981
I love those two girls so much. Writing Flitter sad was making me sad, but I'm glad I'm still capable of delivering feels in a story
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>>4441964

I don't think they would in that great a shape with all the work she does.

I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to rub them after she has had a long day, though.
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>>4441921
MT what is your email? i can't seem to find it.
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>>4441990

I was actually thinking Isolationist Japan
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>>4442014
>Forced snowballing
Best fetish.
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>>4442011
>2011
>Steve Jobs died in 2011
;_;7
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>>4442021
People pulled a VGCats on him?
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>4442016

Dash.

all those wing parasites that birds get probably crawl into her fur, and sometimes into her ears. i bet they'd be disgusting, but God, would she enjoy it.
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>>4441989
She lost the other two in Vietnam.
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>>4442003
Her hooves are well-rounded and possess plenty of character. She keeps stones in her hooves to use in the same way we use brass knuckles.

Gives ol' Kicks McGee extra oomph
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>>4442014
>spitting or blowing your nose in someone's mouth
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Your fetish is shit.

It's shit.
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>>4442041
but that is just spit
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>>4442032
Would she use her magic, or ask for assistance?
Would you assist her?
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>>4442054
No, my fetish is gelding.
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>>4442054
Faceless pls
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>>4442033
She is going to be ok.
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>>4442054
close its diapers
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>>4442003

She's not ticklish is she ? I don't want to end up with a hoof to the gut.
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>>4442054
>tfw nobody likes loving vanilla relationships
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>>4442051
vomit? Hold on I have that too.
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>>4442049

there's a soft part on the underside of the hoof, brother. if anything sharp gets in there, it hurts like hell, and can do some serious damage in the long term.
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>>4442023
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>>4442054
But....mine's just a loving relationship....

And cuddling.
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>>4442054
No, its actually pretty much everything but shit, really
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Tell me something you learned today, MLPG!

Today I learned that the best way to remove asphalt from a shovel is by soaking it in diesel fuel and setting it on fire.
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>>4442060
>Anon questioning Twilight why she can't just clean her own ears.
She totally gets off on it.
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>>4442055
Don't be silly. Applejack just clearly sucked off Big Mac, carried a mouthful over to Fluttershy, and is now spitting it into her open mouth. But that's not incest, because it was just a means to an end. It's not like she was sucking off Big Mac just to do it. That'd be sick.
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>>4442083
I learned how to make a basic for loop!
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>>4442041
I prefer snowballing when there's another fluid involved

hot, rich, delicious fudge for sundaes, but no sprinkles
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>>4442083
That I still have much to learn about drawing.
And that I should write more.
And stop staying up till 2am playing vidya and ponying.
And when I leave for boot camp.
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>>4442080
Leth pls
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>>4442083
How do you light the diesel? that shit doesn't burn like gasoline.
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>>4442075
You should never use such sweeping generalizations like that.
I fucking love that sappy, true-love vanilla romance. Fucking love it.
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>>4442075
>>4442080
Me too.
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>>4442054
*toot*
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>>4442083
Today I learned that I only pretend to not like you guys.
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>>4442083
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
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>>4442101
...it's still fucking flammable.
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>>4442077
I can imagine that as some kind of binding goo so it's not as gross
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>>4442101

You light a rag or a wad of newspaper to help ignite it.
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>>4442098
No, anon. Not Leth. Just a writefag.

>>4442103
I feel like it's been a while since we've just had...cute things.
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>>4441950
no no no. you're doing it dominating dash all wrong!

let me show you how it's done.
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FUCK YEAH PLANETSIDE 2 HNNNURRGGHHHH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6IyZGzip1M
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>>4442083
I learned I've completely forgotten everything I learned about drawing because I stopped drawing for a few months.

Apparently it's not like riding a bike.
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>>4442107

Pinkie must have the worst mornings in the world, all the benders she goes on.

what do you think her hangover cure is? i don't think even she's dumb enough to go with hair-of-the-dog.
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>>4442112
Yeah, same here. Except it's not binding goo. It's mutagenic.
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>>4442120
kneeing somebody else in the crotch is still doing it wrong btw
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>>4442080
>>4442103
>>4442075
>>4442102

You... all of you... are now my niggaz.
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How often does pinkie brush her hair?
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>>4442122
>get accepted into beta a few weeks ago
>computer cant even run it
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>>4442083
I learned that I was correct in taking a material cost reduction feat for my artificer instead of time cost reduction.
Because making magic items is fucking expensive, especially if they're at will items.
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>>4442112
>>4442131
How about this then?
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>>4442137
literally never
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>>4442127
The best way to avoid a hangover is to never stop drinking.
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>>4442127
Does it involve being mind controlled and mentally dominated into having sex with stallions she doesn't know?
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>>4442144
>read that ~BLARGH! in Mabel's voice
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>>4442135
She is teasing her maregina.
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>>4442136
I read that like that orange alien from Space Jam.
>YOU... ALL OF YOU... ARE NOW OUR PRISONERS!
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>>4442140
>accepted into beta
>being so beta that you asked if you could be beta
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>>4442122
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>>4442135
>Shes not rubbing, she is basically kicking fluttershy in the crotch repeatedly.
>It's how Gilda did it.
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>>4442120
We'll never see Dash force Fluttershy into a maid outfit while Fluttershy struggles and squeaks to get away.
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>>4442137
There's always a strong static current going through her hair so it never needs to be brushed.
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>>4442137
>trying to brush Pinkie's mane

Braver men than I have died trying.
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>>4442137
1 a year, apparently.
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>>4442021
he talks on his modblog a lot. he has the flu now or something.
http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/
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>>4442163
I want to fall asleep with my face in her hair.
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>>4442140
SHIT SON

THROW THAT PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE BALCONY
GET A GLORIOUS COMPUTER
PLAY PLANETSIDE 2
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>>4442159

unf
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>>4442167
you will never wake up anon, but that sounds like a good death
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>>4442131

>"i don't want to be a Changeling!"
>Chrysalis pries open her mouth and lowers her head to just above Fluttershy's mouth
>she unleashes a torrent of goo
>Fluttershy nearly chokes on it
>the globs that she sputters back up, Chrysalis wipes up with her hoof and stuffs into the rest of her orifices
>by the time Chrysalis lets her go, she's got in in every one of her holes, even her ears
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>>4442159
Would she force FS's head between her legs?

Would she train Fluttershy to be ready at any time, day or night, to pleasure her mistress?
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>>4442158
>whaddya mean it isn't turnin' you on?! Stop saying ow! This is sexy c'mon. Here. You do it to me.
Then howling pain
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>>4442159
drawfag pls do this
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>>4442176
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
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>>4442159
We'll never see Dash/Fluttershy pet play.
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>>4442178
YES, YES
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...How old are the main six again?
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>>4442158
>>4442181

Gently but firmly pressing the knee into the groin - not hard enough to hurt - is a move not used enough in greentext.
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>>4442195
Old enough.
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>>4442187
Did she put up a fight?
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>>4442120
"I'm gonna boop you so hard, they're gonna call you Rudolf~"
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>>4442178
unf yes.
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>>4442163
I imagine it'd be like brushing wool.

Fucking pointless.
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>>4442195

Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie. That's all we know.
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>>4442159

this is as near as i have. sorry, brother.
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>>4442181
>Turns out, living on the ground most of her life made her legs incredibly strong.
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>>4442083
I learned I'm a full-on furry.
Not just for ponies, but for all the other animals too.
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HEY I'M REPOST
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>>4442195
Young adults physically, but slightly younger than that mentally.
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>>4442211
welcome to the pack
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>>4442207
>human
fuck this gay earth
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>>4442195
anywhere between 12-18 according to faust
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>>4442195
Childish young adults.

Think Spongebob Squarepants.
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Which pony would Roy choose to go on a date?
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>>4442175
Her hair is a soft cloud of yummy sweet-smelling curls. A better pillow than any of us could hope for. I'd breathe in the scent of candy and baked treats all night as my face was supported and embraced by the comforting caress of her lovely mane.
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>>4442212
good for you, snowflake.
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>>4442221
pono years or human years?
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>>4442197
And gently rolling the knee back and forth against the groin.
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>>4442210
Canonically incorrect
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>>4442228
Human.
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>>4442187

Chrysalis got very far, indeed.

and she doesn't have a car, but she does have wings.
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>>4442167
You would wake up dead...or eatin
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>>4442224
I don't know, but Marth would take Cadance. They'd share tiaras.
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>>4442224
Spitfire
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>>4442225
Okay so like..replace mane and hair with her butt and then we'll be speaking my language
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>>4442211
You sure? Remember that fapping to furries != being a furry. You have to think you're an animal and have a fursona. I'm sure you're safer than you think anon.
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>Open the door
>No dinosaur
>Just Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Heya- Thanks for buying these here cupcakes mr and mrs cake worked real hard on them and they were all like "Wow, who would order so many cupcakes" and I was all like "Well anon silly" and we just talked and talked and talked and bakedandbakedandbaked-
Anon: Thanks Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: No problem! Just remember to buy from sugarcube corner whenever you need cupcakes because we make the best cupcakes in all of equestria, mr and mrs cake are always talking about their cupcak-
Anon: Thanks again, Pinkie, but Twilight was expecting these, so I better deliever them...
Pinkie Pie: But delievering is my job... and how is twilight supposed to eat four dozen cupcakes, I cant even eat four dozen cupcakes, at least not at once. I remember one time when-
Anon: I'll remember to ask you about it later, Pinkie, but Twilight had something planned and I really shouldn't keep her waiting.
>Fake smile.
>Pinkie is ecstatic as usual.
>Returns your smile with a bigger one.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, see you later anon, oh here are your cupcakes.
>You reach down, picking up the four boxes.
>Sweet jesus, these boxes weigh like seven pounds.
(Cont, Disregard shitty oc picture, had to post file.)
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Greetings, people of the MLP General. My power be upon you.
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>>4442238
I am not afraid.
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>>4442238

>>4442038
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>>4442225
>this nigger

more like

>smells like horse, hair grease and burnt sugar
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>>4442230

Right? It's forward, aggressive, and extremely hot in the right circumstances.

I bet Gilda would love it.
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>>4442248
But I'm working on a fursona
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>>4442244
>tfw your waifu probably wouldn't like to play snugglebutt
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>>4442211
That reminds me of that one worgen character who's always getting it on with her horse mounts.
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>>4442244
That too. Maybe I'd switch every other night. Face resting in hair one night, resting in butt the next, and so on.
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>>4442232
Sometimes the world makes no sense.
You would think her wings are weaker, but she spends most of her time on the ground, making her leg bones slightly denser and her muscle more set to let her travel the ground better.
I'm sure she had to deal with some bone pain getting used to life on the ground.
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>>4442176
>not dripping goo into her Fluttershy's mouth with her long, senuous tongue
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oh right
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>>4442238
What is that?
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posting this again; Elosande and I are streaming some Monster Hunter 3 online, also a random who joined. Pony characters, final destination.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-place
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>>4442207

Poor dear
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>>4442249

>seven pounds
>heavy

NOWYAFUCKED UP.
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Anon: Well Twilight, your cupcakes have arrived.
Twilight: Good, good! Meet me in our room, and don't forget to bring the cupcakes.
Anon: But I thought you said eating in our room was strictl-
Twilight: Shush, you.
Anon: Just thought I'd remind you you're a rule breaker.
Twilight: Just get in here, Anon.
>You walk into the room.
>Twilight is somewhat sprawled across the bed, snuggling the mattress and one of your shirts.
Anon: I'm guessing you've decided on which shirt you want?
Twilight: It's the one you showed up in equestria in.
>She tucks her head through one of the armholes, still not knowing how shirts work on ponies.
Anon: Man, you're adorable.
Twilight: This isn't how you wear shirts?
Anon: You'll figure it out.
>You set down the four boxes of cupcakes on the bed, undoing the ribbons that sealed them shut together.
Anon: You're absolutely sure about this, eighteen cupcakes?
Twilight: Of course I am, I already have the shirt anyway, and who knows, I might like it.
Anon: Pinkie's cupcakes "are" delicious.
Twilight: Give one to me, I'll eat them myself while we chat before I need your help with them.
Anon: Alrighty.
(Cont.)
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>>4442203
>>4442191
Would Fluttershy not know how to tell dash that she wasn't really into it, instead reluctantly allowing Dash to impose further restrictions on who she's allowed to talk to, what she's allowed to do, and especially what she's allowed to wear?
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>>4442257
>tfw in your youth, you honestly considered what animal best represented you
>tfw bear
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>>4442257
Don't touch me.
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>>4442176
Go on...
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>>4442258
Mai waifu would LOVE it.
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>>4442257
Then you are beyond help.
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>>4442265

>implying her tongue isn't used solely for directly impregnating hosts with a clutch of eggs
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>>4442251
>rip in peace, Tony Jay ;_;7
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>>4442280
She's allowed to talk but she love it, she is her little bitch~
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>>4442225
>As you sleep the hair slowly works its way into your nose and mouth, going just a little deeper with each breath you take.
>Eventually it gets caught in the back of your throat and you cough yourself awake
>You try to struggle free but it's already too late
>The hair is lodged in your trachea and no matter how much you struggle you can't get it out
>You poke Pinkie awake and make unintelligible sounds to get her to help you
>She blinks awake and looks down at you then giggles
>You realize she's laughing at you as your vision begins to fade, the mane filling up your air canal with every strained breath
>She kisses you on the forehead and lies back down to go to sleep as your last thoughts sink into darkness.
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>>4442283

My GRAAWGH!
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>>4442232
>Canonically incorrect

And in what episode do they discuss the muscle density of Fluttershy's legs vis-a-vis other more airborne pegasi, anon?
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>>442271
>Fluffy Cupcakes
>7 pounds
>Cupcakes
>7 pounds
>Cupcakes
>Usually light.

>You chat several things over with Twilight as she munched away at cupcakes, mostly books and library organisation techniques.
>Finally she lied down onto the bed, seven cupcakes, that's pretty good for her.
>Her stomach had already started to bulge a bit, nothing too noticeable, but eleven more cupcakes would surely make a huge impact.
Twilight: Alright, Anon, your turn.
>You reach cautiously into the box, picking the most tasty looking of the assorted cupcakes.
Anon: You ready?
Twilight: I don't know, I feel pretty full already.
Anon: You'll be fine.
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>>4442280
Of course she would not know how to tell her, she is fluttershy after all.
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Spike is probably my least favourite character. I can see why nobody likes him.
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[dreams]
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>>4442280

add this somehow

>>4441968
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>>4442308
But spike is at least third best pony.
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>>4442257

burn the witch.

DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN brrrrrrrrrrrwwww
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>>4442300
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>>4442308
I like Spike.
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>>4442309
I like this song

More songs should be redone in bluegrass
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>>4442292
>implying she wouldn't tease her victims with it first just for the sensual thrill
>implying I can spell sensuous or sinuous
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>>4442083
Today i learned that the best drinking game to play is the strike witches drinking game. It has only one rule, When you see a girl without pants, Drink.
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>>4442293

>tfw Tony Jay will never voice on of the MLP:FiM villains
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>>4442318
SPACE FLUNKY, FLAT ON THE FLOOR
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>>4442299
Why are you doing this, anon?
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>>4442321
Hayseed Dixie
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>>4442309
I can feel the Applejack in this song.

Not really the lyrics, but the instrument.
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>>4442283

alright, MLPG, what's your sign?

Aries master race here.
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>>4442301
Hurricane Fluttershy
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>>4442301
It's not show canon it's basic biology.
It has to make sense.
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>>4442329
I thought people were bemoaning the lack of writers earlier.
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>>4442308
But we all like Spike. It's like an unspoken law around here.
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>>4442339

Scorpio
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>>4442342
Yes, but not the lack of writing about how falling asleep in Pinkie's curls will kill me.
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>>4442327
>tfw you will never hear the voice of the Count as a bit character
>tfw you will never see a Zebra Shogun of Harlem
>tfw every good voice out there keeps dying and we get shit like Annoying Orange to take their place
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>>4442339
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4442327
Playing through Final Fantasy 4, I read all of Golbez's lines in his Megabyte voice.
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>>4442339
Leo

Mothefucking lion.
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>>4442339
Leo

rawr
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>>4442326
>'best'
>not 'most suicidal'
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>>4442308
Spike is an awesome little dude. He just usually gets overlooked because >notpone.
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>>4442301
When Fluttershy angrily kicks a vase/pot thing and barely nudges it, where as Dash has shown much greater feats of leg strength.
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>>4442339
A little /soc/, but what the hell.
Libra.
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>>4442339
Virgo ;_;

And I think my waifu is, too.
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>>4442352

>no Lemmy villain
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>>4442339
Cancer
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>>4442339
Leo here.

A neckbeard counts as a mane, right guise
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>>4442340
That's wing power. Of course she'd be a poor flyer when the most she ever does is flutter about.
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>>4442339
Taurus
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>>4442351
Writefags are crazy people.
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>>4442350
Scorpio is true master race
introverted, reflective, and feminine
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>>4442339
Libra
Why are we doing this?
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>>4442311
Would Fluttershy's subservience eventually extend from sex to more menial and plain old degrading things? Would Dash use Fluttershy wordlessly as a couch? "Furniture doesn't talk, 'kindness'. What kind of shitty element is that, anyway? Look at what it got you, playing second fiddle to a real element! Hey, maybe later I could introduce you to my friend. She's pretty cool, I bet she'd *like* you!"
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>>4442309

Who's playing this? I like it.
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>>4442339
Taurus.
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>>4442327
>He manages to sleep with every mare in Canterlot.
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>>4442339
Sagittarius
This would explain my unhealthy obsession with ponies.
And my newfond appeal for...
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>>4442360
Maybe she didn't want to break it?
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>/b/ raids /k/
>with NERF
>doesnt realize /k/ loves NERF

oh god this is hilarious
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>>4442370
We're all crazy people brotha
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>>4441993
Midwestria set is okay, a couple un-performed-as-of-yet tunes as well as some classics. And I'm almost done with another song for MLAaP2, like, I put in a bunch of work today. (It's going fucktons better than my Skrillex/Marley remix, that's for sure.)
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>>4442360
Yes I'm sure Fluttershy was really making a full effort to destroy the vase.
Meanwhile you casually ignore the time she wrestled a goddamn bear
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>JJ actually getting mad
Well what the fuck did he expect for the type of blog he runs?
http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/post/31384955745/ask-princess-molestia-225
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>>4442339
Aries
Piscesfags suck it
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>>4442339
Gemini.
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>>4442351
I'm almost sorry for writing it then

almost
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>>4442339

Aquarius

Because fuck being a water sign
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>>4442309
This is my new favorite thing.
>>4442332
Thank you for this, friend.
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>>4442360
Fluttershy didn't want to hurt the pot.
It didn't deserve that.
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>>4442351
Stop being so picky.

And besides, we all know Celestia has the most lethal hair. Just imagine how many ponies have lost their lives in that swirling morass.
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>>4442339
Aquarius.
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>>4442375
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCQjws4pBXc
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>>4442374
Oh my, we must meet this friend immediately
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>>4442384

i heard /k/ hates the Russians.

they should invade with the Russians.
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>>4442363
my double nigga
what's bad about virgo anyway?
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>>4442384
lonk
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>>4442370
We crave to cause a wide range of emotions

Some feed off disgust, some feed off >feels, and others feed off lust

but you WILL feed us all
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>>4442384
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>4441937
My first pony wasn't technically a pony...
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>>4442362
Also, if you want Chinese Sign/Zodiac, I'm a Fire Tiger.
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>tfw you sometimes wonder how different the characters/villains would have turned out if they had different voices.

>tfw you've come to the conclusion that Tony Jay as Discord would have been fucking terrifying.
>Likewise Tirek.
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>>4442357
True, but that's exactly why its the best.
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>>4442392
As long as he keeps drawing Celestia's rocking flank, I could care less about his emotions.

Here's my captcha right now.
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>>4442339
>>4442355
>>4442356
>>4442366
Leo niggas represent
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>>4442339
Virgo~
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>>4442384
>/b/
>Good at not failing.
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>>4442408
just go to /k/, its everywhere. i havent seen a single mad /k/ommando post yet, everybody is responsing positively and commenting on their own nerf shit. its glorious
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>>4442413
Forgot the pic, haha.
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>>4442390
People forget that she's a pussy because she's a total beta horse, not because she's particularly weak except for 2.3
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>>4442392
What the fuck am I reading
>make a blog about a character named "Molestia"
>upset over too many molestation-centered questions
I think JJ is just in denial about his getting bored of his claim to fame.
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>>4441937
As of, what, a week ago?

I'm new to this art thing.
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>>4442384
[1]
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>>4442409

So MLPG is really just Chrysalis except with good contributors instead of love?

Oh shit he finally gets it. DON'T LET YOUR MARKER QUEEN DIE!
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http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Lollerskates_and_Jujube_vs_Discord.swf every day until you like it
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>>4442228
human alt
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>>4442339
Aquarius.
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>can't sleep
>want a glass of milk
>it's expired
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, NEW TAKEN 2 TRAILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpMxOjUjweA

NICHOLAS CAGE!
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>>4442381
Wait...I'm seriously the ONLY Saggitarius?
What is this shit?
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http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
Come in you like

We be streaming inkin and music
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I thought Fluttershy being forced into a maid outfit was supposed to be cute, not sexualized.
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>>4442409

FEED

ME

MORE
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>>4442321
>>4442332
>>4442398

Different Anon - look up Iron Horse as well. I have two of their albums - tributes to Black Sabbath and Zeppelin.
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>>4442339
Nathan here

Lybra master race.
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>>4441937
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>>4442449
I'm a fellow horsebo, I just don't really care about the Zodiac
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>>4442449
I am also a Sagittarius. I didn't want to post, because who cares, but I'll post to comfort you.
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>>4442405
>The Virgin
Not that I really care but it's funny on /v/

Also, a lot of my traits and habits seem to be the opposite of what virgos are supposed to be

As for Chinese Zodiac I'm a wood dog
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>>4442449
I was surprised by the second Libra. But like all things, I suppose there must be balance.
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>>4442409
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>>4442449
And I'm the only Gemini.

Strange.
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>>4442447
>stolen official trailer
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>>4442464
>>4442460
Sagittarians confirmed for not giving a fuck.
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>>4442365
well, that makes two of us
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>>4442461
did we ever figure out what that hidden picture was for?
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>>4442461
>ch-choom choom ch-choom choom

Scary
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>>4442438
Any contributors that do good humor?
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>>4442365
>>4442478
Fucking cancer killing MLPG
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>>4442475
Except me, I'm the odd one out. Even astrologically, I am an oddity.
Tis why Derpy is best pony.
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>>4442339
Virgo
Nobody remembered my birthday.
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>>4442474
Did you even watch it?

It's Taken

But with Nicholas Cage.
>>
test
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>>4441937
I drew this back in March, I drew shit before but I don't have it.

I'd like to think I learned a shit ton about Sai and drawing ponies since
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>>4442403
When Gilda arrived, she'd let herself in, and the first thing she'd see would be her friend sitting on a very embarassed yellow pony. Gilda's been around the block a few times, so she picks up immediately on the "furniture" aspect, plopping herself down roughly next to Dash, sending Fluttershy straining to keep herself aloft and on the cloud floor. Ignore her distress, Gilda would idly trace patterns around Fluttershy's sensitive flank, as the couch did her best to obey her mistress and not emit so much as a peep. However, Gilda's done this enough times to know just the right tempo and escalation, and after a few minutes she'd plunge one of her claws idly into a very confused pony's butt, causing her to bolt about 10 feet before she regained any semblance of composure. As she turned around, frightened, she would realize that she'd bucked both her mistress and her guest off of her, and whimper as they glared, half playfully, half maliciously, at her.
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>>4442449
i just figured out i am as i never cared about the zodiac before
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>>4442339

Cancer.
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>>4442482
The most recent one with the text walls and the box?
Don't know what it's for yet, but pretty sure it's on the eight floor, above the room with the 7 on the wall. Remember those dots that were all through the ceiling and floor of the top four floors? There's what looks like another one in the centre of the octagram.
>>
test2
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>>4442504
>Art-anon is cancer
Well, there you have it. And some of you fags liked him, too, but astrology doesn't lie.
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>>4442478
Cancer here too.

Cancer Mark Crusaders?
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>>4442511
what ya postin there
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>>4442467

Chinese Zodiac?

Earth Snake
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>>4442452
It is a cute Idea
>>
LoZ but with Bonbon
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>>4442501
Unf, please go on
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>>4442461
>Someone actually saved this and reposted it
oh gosh
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>>4441937
>>
test3

apparently auto-updater is broken for API huh
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>>4442510
>Remember those dots that were all through the ceiling and floor of the top four floors?
Oh shit, that's right
Those dots worry me...
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>>4442523
cause it was terrifying and I didn't know what it was for
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>>4442520
But that's not sexualized at all.
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>>4442510
What the fuck am I looking at here?
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>>4442521
0/10 unless you add elements unique to pony universe
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>>4442520
you should draw it in not doodle form pls
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>>4442537
ganon is pinkie.
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>>4441937
I'm gonna have to spoiler it for being special.
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>>4442533
Renne Quest. Map of the place we're stuck in and trying to escape from.
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Would you still your favorite pone if their neck was replaced by a horsecock connected to their head and a marecunt connected to their body?
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Got some interesting things generating pony-themed worlds with DF.

This Diamond Dog seems to have renounced Celestia.
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>>4442514

Okay.

At least I'm tasty.
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>>4442515
Let's
Get
Crustaceous
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>>4442557
Wow. I thought it was one of those waifu things.
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>>4442522
See, now I'm curious. I'm not sure if you'd rather be Fluttershy, your mouth used for all it's worth and then some, while Gilda and Dash took turns penetrating you with the myriad toys she brought with her? Would you like to collapse, exhausted, covered in light scratches, having more or less satisfied your mistress (though there's certain to be a spanking or perhaps some public humiliation tomorrow for bucking her off)?

Or are you more the type that would enjoy bending and breaking a pony to your will, using their body for all it's worth, and basking in their obedience and pampering? Watching them submit to whichever toy you choose, caring no more for them than you would for your stove or bed, even as they devote their entire attentions to you, seeing you as the reason they exist?
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4CHAN'S DONE IT'S OVER
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Seems pretty chill tonight.

Even /v/ has some neat threads.
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we back?
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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE PONYOLI
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>>4442581
No
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Did 4chan borked or was it just me?
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Time for some boobbies
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>>4442574
R.O.B. threads are great
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G'night MLPG
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>>4442590
Yep, all of 4chan stopped for ~12 minutes.
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>>4442599
G'NIGHT
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What if Changelings were Sirens, luring men to their deaths on the high seas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC-CLRbkaOI
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>>4442590
Just you. But out of respect, the rest of us stopped posting too.

Because we're nice like that.
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>>4442562
great cosplay
ugly cosplayer
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Goodnight, guys.
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>>4442599
>>4442605
G'night, anons.
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>tfw scorpio
>tfw prominent fetish greentexter
>tfw scorpio's associated body part is genitals
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I'm jacking off to the thought of cumming on the people who are going to sleep
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>>4442603
You could say...
The nerf raid on /k/ nerfed the server.
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>>4442617
Is it finished?
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>>4442599
>>4442605
>>4442614
>>4442617
Goodnight, goodnight
won't be just any night
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>Luna will never sing you a lullaby.
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>>4442572
The first
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>>4442649
Just looking at the moon reminds me of her dark flowy mane. That's more than enough to lull me into slumber.
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>>4442657
>>4442649
someone post that quote of sentenal from luanquest
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>>4442621

We Scorpio are supposed to be sex obsessed freaks.

According to the Chinese Zodiac I'm a Metal Sheep.
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>>4442634
Pretty much. I need to go over it when I wake up before I pastebin anything.

I just hope it's any good. I don't really want to let people down after taking so goddamn long.

>>4442649
I can only think of Calling to the Night at the moment.
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>ponies can only win over griffons through numbers

So how do you think unicorns are used in horse warfare, MLPG?
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>>4442562

tonight again? okay.

maybe i should make the rounds again, see what i may see.
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>>4442673
>tfw we were born within a month or so of each other
god damn it.
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>Big Mac gets all the plastic pony booty he can handle
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>>4442640

Love those faces
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http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=o.68678914189&type=1
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>>4442682
I wish they'd hurry up and release the blind bag wave with the Celestia in.
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>>4442649

>Goodnight, Moon
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Right, I'm out for the night. Pony on, pony people.

Here's hoping I get to start writing more soon.

[1]
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>>4442677

Battlemages and Barrier-Casters.
Enchanters and Artificers.
Healers and Ranged DPS.

Magic can be pretty versatile.
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>>4442678
Oh man, I would fucking bury my face under that dress as she held me there, softly moaning as my tongue found its way around her nether reaches.
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>>4442682
I'm jelly...so jelly.
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>>4442690
i refuse to follow this link
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>>4442649
>this comes on right as I read that post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GstS4xcCc8
>imagine Luna humming along to me softly
oh jeez
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>>4442706

>Goodnight Stars
>Goodnight Air

>Goodnight, noises everywhere.
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>>4442710
>Gitaroo man
you mai nigga now
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>>4442649
>Luna singing anything, but especially
this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XvdHbbMTs
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>>4442682
>Applejack's in there
>twice
Bah.
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>>4442710

Okay - it's STILL playing choppy as fuck. How can I fix this?

I've asked like three times now and gotten no answers...
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>>4442649
>>4442717
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfI7gSO-Fgc
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>>4442695
That's how you know she's a keeper!

I wonder how that fucking conversation panned out
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>>4442743
It's not really her fault she's so damn common. She's in the bling bag and TWO times in those three packs (the ones with Applebloom, Granny Smith)
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>>4442682
All dose ponies
All dat dosh
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>>4442756
>that
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3wp2VVhKQ
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>>4442744
it's choppy for me too anon, I just don't really care that much to bother with it
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>>4442764
>bling bag
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What's your wildest pone fantasy?
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>>4442789
slime pone

enough said
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>>4442764
>not looking at the codes to get the right ones
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>Luna
>not singing Cecile Corbel - The King of the Fairies [album Songbook vol. 3 - Renaissance, year 2011]

cccasuals.
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>>4442789
Restructuring the world to be like Equestria, Shinji-style
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>>4442789
being able to watch season three
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Do any of the ponies dye their hair?
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>>4442789
>wildest

tfw just have normal fantasies

I just wanna cuddle with AJ alright?
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>>4442789
Marrying my waifu and traveling the world together having wacky magical adventures

With cuddling every night even if we're sleeping in the wild, especially since no one can see us
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>>4442807
Mayor Mare does
DYEWTS
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>>4442757
>Report her to the principal.
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>>4442807
Do you even...
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>>4442793
>even finding blind bags anymore
No target, walmart or even CVS has them anymore (if ever).
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>>4442789
Them being real.
And having consensual cuddles and maybe a family with AJ.
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>>4442797

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9KchCouIjI
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>>4442807
I bet that slut Fluttershy does, what with her hair extensions and pheonix killing.
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>not this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Fcaro25Ek
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You guys are gay.
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>try to go to bed
>here I am again

a pony's life is a life of irresponsibility
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>>4442789
finding a tiny 3-inch pony and then we both fall in love. maybe sex too
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>>4442808
my nigga
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>>4442816
>Not fucking in the washroom immediately
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>>4442789

Other then them being real, I would say play rape/BDSM role play.
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>>4442819
Probably just running down stock ahead of the next wave.
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>>4442652
Well then, you chose wisely, because that's what I like too. Would you wake up around 5 AM to prepare your mistress her breakfast? Would you rise from your position at the foot of her bed, jealously eyeing the contented, soundly sleeping Griffon and Pony? They clearly enjoyed each other after enjoying you. Would you busy yourself preparing breakfast for the two (dash says you're not allowed to eat the same food she does, it would give you the wrong ideas). Would dash greet you when she woke by resting her weight on your back and pinning you to the ground, nipping at your ear, asserting her dominance in a very masculine way despite her femininity? Would she then turn to her meal, leaving you to your normal rountine of pleasuring her as quietly as you can, knowing that unnecessary noise is grounds for punishment? Her pal would probably want in on the action, leaving you frantically scrambling to perform twice your regular chores in the same time. You probably wouldn't get a chance to rest until 10:00 AM, when you could eat your own breakfast, after cleaning your muzzle up a bit.

No sooner would you finish your last piece of toast than your mistress would appear with your collar, slipping it over your neck, stating simply "c'mon, we're going out."
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>>4442839
What was your first clue?
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>>4442812
>titanic theme
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>>4442848
I swear, I'm gonna buy at least five of them, without even looking.
Gotta get that Trixie.
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>>4442855

not that kind of gay, faggot. there's vaginas and cooties in there.
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>>4442858
>Gotta get that Trixie
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>>4442789

I want to be the little fawn.
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>>4442861
Imagine they all have dicks then
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http://www.zazzle.com/tyrones_hat-148175598625395311
>Wise purchase.
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>>4442869
MAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4442840
I've been on this damn website all day. I want to play my vidya and write.
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>>4442870

i don't have to imagine anything. we came prepared.
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T-T-T-T-T-TW
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>>4442876
loads
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>>4442858
But then you'll miss out on the best bit: the people watching you dig around in a box of girl's toys, carefully scrutinizing each bag before discarding it.
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>>4442876
Blasphemy and idolotry
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>>4442873
I love defictionalized shit like that.
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>>4442864
>that face
It always gets me. Even without it, I can see Twilight's degree tilted head.
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>>4442877

They're so unconcerned with the fact they're in the middle of a field in those outfits that I'm slightly concerned for them.
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>>4442877
>its my style
>you cant criticize unless I ask
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>>4442880
I'm not gay but I love that picture.
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>>4442877
>If you spook them they panic and faint.
>Then the fun can begin.
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>>4442880
unf
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>>4442877
Is... is that the stock Windows wallpaper hills photo?
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>>4442877
IT'SMYSTYLEEEE
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>>4442876
>Celestia keeping order in Equestria.jpg
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>>4442877
Is that background the default Windows desktop from ages ago?
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>>4442744
Sorry Anon, haven't had that trouble myself and haven't heard of it happening before.
Not even sure why it'd be happening, given it's got to download the whole thing before it can start playing.
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>>4442899
Yes, yes it is.
Now no one can say that he stole their background!
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>>4442899
>>4442904
That's what I thought too
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>>4442877
ORIGINAL STYLE DO NOT CRITICIZE
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>>4442904
>ages ago
>Windows XP was ages ago
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>>4442904
>>4442899
We already know he steals backgrounds
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>>4442883
If I ever bought pone, I'd be as disturbing as possible to anyone who stared.
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>>4442899
>>4442904
I don't think so, it didn't have that huge lens flare on it.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bliss_(image)

It's not.
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>>4442891
Seth is a funny looking man.
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>>4442876
>Not using dollar coins.
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>>4442917
>Windows XP was released 11 years ago
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>>4442903

>you will never have a princess pole-dance for you
>you will never have a princess lap dance
>she will never let you break the no-touch rule
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Hey nooooobs
I'm gonna like, totally like
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>>4442918
Well stealing backgrounds is one thing, but the fucking Windows hills? Seriously.
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>>4442854
I wonder where my mistress will take me, but I would not dare to ask her.
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>>4442789
Drifting off to sleep in a great big easy chair, Twilight snuggled up really close to me, sitting in my lap with her snout buried in my chest. Wrapped up together in a warm, thick quilt in the dead of Winter.
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>>4442922
He adds lens flare himself
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>>4442880
I'm not gay but gay ponies are cute.

>>4442899
Holy shit it IS
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>>4442933
Go the fuck to sleep it's like 8am you crazy Scot cunt
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>>4442791
The 'take up residence inside your orifices and force you to find new hosts' kind? Because honestly that's too rapey for me.
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>>4442917
>>4442931
>13_days_season_finale
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>>4442922
Lens flare is pretty easy to add, actually. I'm pretty sure he hasn't drawn it, and even if he steals backgrounds, that guy has no sense of colour.
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Have you ever booped so hard you poobed?
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>>4442904
someone ought to shop it onto the actual wallpaper
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>>4442876
>Paper money

DYEWTS
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>>4442943

not in California it isn't
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>>4442920
Yes, good anon, do that exact same Ainsley face. In fact, I'll help you record it.

After you're done buying, we'll have a little victory dance and play with the ponies in that little section of the store where it's the entrance/exit.
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>Celestia singing this to little Luna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exmRODBzHyw

hnnnngggg~~
god my heart
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>>4442943
Hes busy trying to make alcoholic potatoes.
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>>4442933

She sure knows how to keep her subjects happy, the straight and lesbian ones at least.
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>implying
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>>4442938
If I can't have my adventures in the world of Equestria with Twilight, then this is fine
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>>4442877

let me guess

he stole that background too, but then he is going to say that it was just a joke
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>>4442966
>She sends the pansexual ones cooking sets.
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>>4442789
Lying next to Twilight in bed, her breathing softly as she sleeps. I'd move just a little bit, and she would stir. Without waking, she'd drape a hoof over me and snuggle in closer with a happy, sleepy sigh.
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>>4442972
>Oh I didn't know it was a google error sorry lol
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>>4442968
I don't know that feel
At all.
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>>4442875

>You will never have a doe for a mother, who can kiss you one moment, kid you another, and kick your ass the next.
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>>4442966
The gay ones have Braeburn, all is fine in Equestria.
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>>4442941

I read that Big Mac and SA comic just because of how cute it was.
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9000 hours in Paint.NET
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>>4442968
>butts
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>>4442959
And then we'd shout at people from the car! "WE GOT PONIES"
And saw "rawr" because that's so Kawaii!
And we'd eat spaghetti all day long!
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>>4442968
Nobody ever sends me messages on tumblr.
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>>4442972
it's the Windows hills background
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>>4442937
You'll have to keep wondering if your imagination doesn't work and Snarky or someone else isn't kind enough to continue it because I'm "done", so to speak. Goodnight, MLPG
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>>4442986
>stay frosty.png
ya got me
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Pony equivalent of a bar mitzvah, go.
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>>4442989
Foam Adventures pls
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>>4442989
>foam adventure.flv
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>>4442985
What does the original page look like?
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>>4442877
>tfw you almost felt sympathy for Jay that one time he told that story about nearly dying in the mountains with Hawaiian Punch

Am I a bad person for now wishing that he HAD died?
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>>4442980

fear the deer.
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>>4442960
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>>4442998
Cutecinera

DYEWTS?
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>>4442998

Cuteceñera.
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>>4442989
>"WE GOT PONIES"
>And saw "rawr" because that's so Kawaii!
You just gave me the worst case of PTSD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU
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>>4442968
>that feel when someone reposts your drawings
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>>4443002
Originally he says alligator instead of pone.
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>>4443002
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>>4443004
That anatomy hurts to look at.

That's LMJ isn't ti?
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>>4443000
>>4443001
>>4443012
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>>4443003

In my opinion it's not right to wish death on anyone.
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>>4443004
That's literally disgusting
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>>4443008
>>4443011
That's the pony equivalent of a quincenera, come on.
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>>4443015
>sex
>with alligators
This right here, is like real life dinosaur sex.
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>>4443021
Well I think your favorite pony is lame and you are a chump
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>>4443011
>>4443008
I was about to post this, but I had too much trouble spelling it.
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>>4443002
I have a like 4 of these 'typical doujin' images.
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>>4443000
>>4443001
>>4443012
justasplanned
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>>4443003
>that one time he told that story about nearly dying in the mountains with Hawaiian Punch
Wait, what
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>>4443004
Why is everything Jay makes so unappealing? Also, someone should tell him to use a different typeface. this one makes it seem like he's 11.
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>>4443021

i hope you die.

>>4443004

not even he can kill my enjoyment of that basic body type.
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>>4443004
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>>4443021
Yeah it really isn't.
But he almost died?
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>>4443025
A coming of age party is a coming of age party
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>>4443025
Thats a spanish thing right?
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>>4443044
Holy fucking shit, I remember that commercial
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>>4443025

It's something they do after they get their cutie mark, used as a coming-of-age ceremony/party for girls - until we see otherwise, I'm going to assume it's similar for boys.
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>>4443033
I never save the collages. I feel like I should sometime.
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>>4443033
>let me hit the jack-pot in your semen casino
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>>4443051
You'll call now. I'll call now.
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>>4443004
URGE TO RED LINE... RISING
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>>4443052
>>4443047
But a quincinera is not the same as a bar mitzvah.
And I already used cutecinera.
Should I just fucking say bar mitzvah?
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>>4443048
That's not how crossing legs works...
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>>4443048
Should not want...
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>>4443033
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>"Which pony is for sexually" thread in the piss
>"Oh hey maybe they aren't so bad after all"
>it almost instantly devolved into heteronormative roleplay, replete with avatarfagging.
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>>4443039
His anatomy
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>>4443048
Oh my god I can't stop laughing
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>>4443054
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>>4443060
Do it, I'd find it entertaining
Then you can send it to him and he'll get even madder.
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>>4442877
I don't even know how to react to this image. I knew it was him from those godawful faces (that all look the same) but that he actually used the windows background... I just don't know anymore
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>>4443033
>When I got back home, I was greeted by an ass coming out of the microwave.

So, /co/... if you found a disembodied ass floating out of your microwave, would you fuck it?
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>>4443044
>I'll call now
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>>4443061

Cutemitzvah, then.
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>>4443074
Only if it's a pone ass
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>>4443021
Yeah you're right. Darn moral compass.

Still does anyone remember that or have a cap handy?

He had head stroke while hiking with a 10-lb backpack or something.
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>>4443066
>Heteronormative
You mean one playing as male and one playing as female?
Because for some reason I find that awful.
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>>4443048
>Berry punch lost that leg in 'Nam.
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>>4443074
I would probably call the police
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>>4443004
absolutely disgusting
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>>4443059
God damn it.
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>>4443069
I think it also has to do with his colouring style.
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>>4443061
Bar Marksvah?
I dunno, it doesn't really lend itself well to puns
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>>4443065
>You should go see an anal dentist

Every fucking time
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please stop posting little rarity things please
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>>4443062
>that's not how you draw a human face
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>>4443050

that entire part of the world. from Brazil to the Caribbean.
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>>4443083
>heat stroke
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>>4443077

>cutemitzvah

>not Mark Mitzvah
>or Bar Marksvah

Step up, nigga.
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>>4443098
Ross pls
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>>4443050
Mexican party for when a girl turns 15.
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>>4443106
Please stop.
Goddammit I said please
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>>4443087
That image is sickening on every level a piece of fan art can be.
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>>4443065
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Wait what is happening
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>>4443104
>Scootaloo will never have one.
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>>4443092
>>4443077
>>4443101
....
I'm just going to say bar mitzvah. We're going to assume Jew ponies.
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>>4443087
>magic orgasm denial
Okay, the anthro here is bad, but I'll take whatever orgasm denial I can get.
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>>4443048
Oh fuck what the hell. That leg!
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>>4443098
I know you're joking but people who confuse deliberate exaggeration with sucking are literally worse than double Hitler.
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>>4443101
I don't remember where I read this, but Mark Mitzvah was one of the names thrown out or a writer joked about it or something.
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>>4443039
>>4443069
>>4443090
The thing that always gets me is the way that he does his "lines." He takes the linework, duplicates it, and runs one copy under a Gaussian Blur filter. It makes it feel like you need to get glasses.
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>>4443110
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>>4443113
When girls come of age.
They start masturbating at this age.
This applies to cuteceneras too.
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>>4443101
>Mark Mitzvah
That's actually pretty decent
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>>4443099
>>4443104
I think it's funny they picked that kind of event for girls when they get their mark but it seems like something a colt wouldn't want. Like Featherweight.
>>4443117
SHE WILL WHEN SHE'S FIFTEEN
and figures out her goal in life
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>>4443106
jay cant into anything.
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>>4443134
M-mark!
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>>4443130
Why does he even do that? It's just creates this weird grey haze.
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>>4443044
>They still show that fucking commercial.
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>>4443142
It's his style? I really don't know, but it annoys the shit out of me. For aesthetic purposes, I assume, as if it would help the pictures any.
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>>4443098
See, that's the problem nowaydays. People can throw any of their mistakes on style. But of course, a style follows a certain set of rules. Cubism is all about simultaneous views, exaggeration, a degree of abstraction, etc...
Jay just cannot into anatomy.
Picasso could paint realistically, he just chose to experiment.
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>>4443139
And yet, he's far more popular and well known and celebrated than I'll ever be.
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Scootaloo this is all your fault
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Wait, is the Anti-Jay Movement just now getting over here?

Dayum, you guys are slow.
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>>4443121
WAIT WAIT WAIT! NEVER MIND!
I'M A GENIUS!
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>You will never visit Equestria
>Your name will never be Mark
>The CMC will never follow you around, believing you to be some kind of Santa Claus for Cutie Marks
>Denying it just confirms their belief that you're some kind of secret santa
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>>4443152
Any distortion helps his pictures.
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>>4443132
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>>4443157
We usually don't give a shit about people like Jay.
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>>4443154
boo hoo hoo hoo.
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>>4443048
He's gotta just be fucking with us right
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>>4443139
daaaaamn

also i unironically like atryl's porn
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>>4443141
mark!
mark!
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>>4443132
I think I read the erected dicks one before.
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>>4443152
I think he does it to cover up some error, like jagged lines something
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>>4443154
But be honest. Would you want his fans to be your fans? I don't think anyone here deserves so much autism.
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>>4443159
>Not telling them you are
>Not telling them to stop being retarded and do the things they love
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>>4443159
>You will never be Mark Satan
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>>4443157
What do you mean just now, people have thought he was pathetic for as long as he has been known about
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>>4443157
>Just now
We've always hated him what are you talking about
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>>4443177
shit
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>>4443159
>Not using a magic marker to draw cutiemarks on them
>Not wishing happy Markmas to all before leaving town
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>>4443165
Replace that with a pony butt and then the filename will be accurate.
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>>4443147

i like that, though.
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>>4443171
I mean, it's not like he couldn't just google an image of someone crossing their legs to see what it looked like.
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>>4443139
>top scrolling
oh so sood
>get to the bottom part
eugh. what happened. its like a trainwreck down there.
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>>4443172
I just finished jacking off to that picture with the ghost dicks
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So nobody remembers the story where Jay passed out hiking? Carrying a whopping ten pound backpack and drinking Hawaiian Punch?

Cause I heard about it from MLPG and I remember we all had a good laugh.
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>>4443197
look at her hand
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>>4443188
>>4443186
Tumblr went on a crusade on him last week, which has since died down (as far as I know).
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>>4443172
I want a pet raven.
They're maximum boss
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>>4443205
We all remember that, calm down.
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>>4443208
We joined in the hatred
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>>4443172

Me too
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>>4443207
Sigh.
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>>4443157
I thought he was shit since forever but I couldn't be bothered to hate him until I found out he was an art thief.

They deserve a special place in hell.
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>>4443208
Part of that crusade was Tess
Who is a regular here

We're just still fired up about it I guess
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>>4443208
Oh, yeah, when Tess did that thing
nah, that was live here
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>>4443202
/r/ing full picture
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Good night, MLPG.
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>>4443205
i don't, but it sounds hilarious
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>>4443172
Me too, his expressions are always so much better than most porn
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>>4443213
They actually are.
Intelligent as fuck. Not very domesticated, though.
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Chubby ponies time?
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IS THIS WHAT HIATUS FEELS LIKE
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>>4443228
This is not okay. Please stop posting this.
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>>4443139
Is that actually Jay?
Looks like another artist
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>>4443228
>still needing sleep
What a loser, I bet you don't even like MLPG.
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>>4443205
I remember it, it was hilarious
did he delete it from his blog or something?
I assume thats where it was
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>>4443227
As you wish.
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>>4443207
here you go, a million times better.
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>>4442968
>nobody has ever told me they like my art
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>>4443235
It's Smutti. Sig's down in the lower left corner.
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>>4443235
Are you incapable of reading the filename?
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>>4443227
oops, not that one

this one >>4443172 there was more to it, it was posted on griffin's tumblr, and it kept going by like, 4 more posts
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>>4443227
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>>4443235
>artist-starsnap
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>>4443241
This I cannot abide
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>>4443213

yeah, but they're also a pain in the ass. so're crows. really messy, they smell terrible, and they only eat carrion.
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>>4443240
>dem panties

God

Damn

I need more ponies wearing panties right now
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>>4443205
Reading it made me feel so fucking fit.
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>>4443240
Wheres the mustache?
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>>4443245
didn't see the artist at all for some reason

My bad
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>>4443243
>tfw you don't know how try new things to get back on the path of improvement.

It is suffering.
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>>4443253
I don't know how they smell, and they definitely are messy, but I know they eat more than just carrion.
They were constantly raiding the magpie nest in the tree near my window
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>>4443205
The dude's got a shit ton of health problems, from what I've heard. Hereditary prostate cancer chief among them.
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>>4443241
His art is such shit. is there anything he's drawn well?
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>>4443258
I know. I am like fifty pounds overweight, and hearing from this guy makes me feel like an Olympic athlete.
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>>4443232
Let's get it rolling then shall we?
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>>4443256

fortunately for you, we have a lot of that.
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>>4443263
Oh man, it didn't seem as bad when it was a thumbnail.
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>>4443205
>Ten pounds
>Heavy
>especially when distributed weight in a backpack

Holy fuck does this man have anti-muscles?
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>>4443262
Over the left one's vag.
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>>4443263
Preferably not anthro

But still
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>>4443139

do you realize that's an original character do not steal?
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>>4443242
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>>4443272
no. and his main source of money is a shitty rip off of crookedtrees awesome pinkamena tumblr.
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>>4443241
>Everything you ever loved.
>A brony will be there.
>To destroy it.
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>>4443285
i giggled.
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>>4443263
>Applejack taking off her hat
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>>4443256
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>>4443263
I liked that other pic where they're ponies playing poker better
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>>4443267
I-I know the feel.
But I've been practicing anatomy and stuff.
Maybe it'll help...
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>>4443285
Now make it move!
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>>4443263
POST THE GHOST DICKS
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>>4443263
I thought this was that other pony poker image, I'm sorely disappointed.
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>>4443285
AND HE PRAYS
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>>4443294
But they can't strip if they don't have clothes
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>>4443256
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>>4443263
Does anyone actually play strip poker?
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>>4443275
>Rug burns all over her stomach
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>IT'S SO HARD TO BE AN ARTIST
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>>4443267
>by you a round
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>>4443284
According to the filename it's Chrysalis
Which is stupid because it hardly even looks like her. The fuck is with that horn?
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Hey, are you non-horsefuckers still hangin' in there? It might be safe in a couple hours.
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APPLEJACK LOOKS BETTER WITHOUT HER HAT ON

DEAL W/ IT NERDS
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>>4443267
At least you're actually drawing and posting stuff.

I can't even get that far these days.
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>>4443310
>GIVIN' ALL YER LOVE TO JUST ONE MAN
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>>4443312
>Spiral power horn.
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>>4443263
>People still can't tell the difference between Atryl and Siden

ffs it's signed right there
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>>4443308

not in this decade.
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>>4443312
I like her piggy horn
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>>4443312
Technically, it could be because she's a changeling
I mean, it isn't, but someone could argue that
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>>4443305
Anon they're already naked

If anything they'd be putting on clothing. Panties and corsets and the like

i fucking love everything about this pic
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Good night MLPG, I hope you guys have sweet dreams with ponies.
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>>4443318
Second.

I'd also like to see her without her mane or tail tied.
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>>4443286
The Blog is terrible. It fails to even remotely capture the atmosphere of CT's blog. Gratuitious sex and gore everywhere and enough twists to make M Night Shamaylan blush.

Not to mention his struggles with anatomy are ever so apparent with this freaky pony/anthro hybrid things.

In my opinion the blog had a decent start but really went off the deep a month later
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>>4443299
mkay
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>>4443318
EITHER OR MAN

EITHER OR
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>tfw respond to the wrong post

Anywho, I might doodle a bit before bed, what do?
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>>4443326
Well they are pretty damn similar.

I don't know who's copying who, but it's definitely happening in some direction.
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>>4443308
Fanart as taught me it's a highly popular activity among groups of females.
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>>4443326
I can tell the difference, but I don't care.
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>>4443315
>Implying I can't be a non-horsefucker and enjoy hilariously bad 34
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>>4443305
>pinkie gambling away her crack.. i mean candy money
poor pinkie. looks like shes gonna have to go to mr.cake for an "advance"
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>>4443326
Same shit different name
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>>4443343
Siden mimics Atryl's style. Started out with him editing some of Atryl's stuff, and then they became buddies. Now they collab on things from time to time.

I kinda want to say they're roommates but I'm not really sure on that.
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>>4443343
Atryl's the original, Siden's the copy.
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>>4443336
Is there any fanart of that?
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>>4443337
At least CT's art was nice, and he had some humor
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>>4443318
I think she looks just fine, with or without her hat, or even with another hat.
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>>4443312

It's wrong, i don't know why was tagged liked that.

The artist clearly and proudly said that it was a mary sure original character, no joke, even the artist called her mary sue.

There is more of her.
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>>4443361
and good feels
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>>4443360
hideous
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>>4443315
>non-horsefuckers
>MLPG

That's like going into a cape thread and asking if the folk music fans are still holding on.
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This shit ain't logical.
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>>4443360
havent used this in a while
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>>4443360
Okay I don't get the thought bubble.
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>>4443360
Nice.
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Would you agree that if someone proclaimed that they're humble, they are not?
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>>4443374
Ugh.
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>>4443360
Why is she thinking about grilled cheese
Why is her anus a screw

Why can't I wash that image from my eyeballs
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>>4443315
yeah, why?
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>>4443361
And Subtlety too. Now I'm not an advocate of grimdark pony content. But the way it was presented had me intrigued and not scoffing at it for being overly edgy like I see so much in that kind of media
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>>4443365
rainbow dash is so tsun
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>>4443382
I am the most humble person you are likely to meet, anon. And that's the truth
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>>4443381
You're doing it wrong Snarky. Try again.
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>>4443382
Shut up, horse. You're a horse.
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>>4443365
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>>4443365
I like that.
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>>4443382
Nah.
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>>4443315
Even if I don't partake in it, doesn't mean I can't fucking laugh at it.
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>>4443393
hehehehe
I like it!
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>>4443382
ART THOU THE MOST HUMBLE?
Y/N
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>>4443393
>I'M GOING TO SEE HOW POSSIBLY OOC I CAN GET WITH THIS PIC
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>>4443365
>>4443393
>>4443395
I would like pictures of Twilight in a maid suit
Please

Preferably with panties
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>>4443387
It wasn't even grimdark, it was dark humor.

Yeah you could say it was darknedgy, but to my understanding grimdark involves a lack of humor/lightheartedness.
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>>4443407
What if Dash lost a bet.

And that was the penalty.
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>>4443389
but wouldn't that be the exact opposite of humble? Since you're showboating the fact that you're humble?
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>>4443315
It's 9am, so about time I went to bed.
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>>4443409
No, 40K invented grimdark and it's got plenty of humour.
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>>4443416
Why is shy smiling and blushing like she likes it.

Where's the scowl?
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>>4443395
This artist made some of the best humanisations imho
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Man, I sure am thirsty. What do you guys have to drink around here?
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I FOUND IT

http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/26944235013/i-almost-died-today-no-im-not-joking-hell-i

And I am capping and saving it forever.
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>>4443408
all i got
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>>4443421
Unintentional humour.
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>>4443408
Don't have any
Have some panties, though
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>>4443421
But on the internet today, the term is entirely warped and overused. It doesn't mean the same thing as 40K Grimdark
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>>4443382
Are you taking Game Grumps seriously again?
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>>4443409
True

And thank you for the correction in definition
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>>4443409
It was still shitty and OOC.

Just less shitty than most of what it spawned.
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>>4443421
I don't know if that's really grimdark.
I think of grimdark as being like that one story about Bill from King of the Hill raping and killing Bobby and shoving a powerdrill in Hank's dick and fucking the bloody hole and then shitting on the table and burning the house down.
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>>4443421
It does?

And even if it does, it's not integral to the formula like in Ask Pinkamena.
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>>4443431
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>>4443429
A milk canister full of fresh yogurt-thick pony semen.
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>>4443430
>he hasn't taken it down

jeez
im too tired for this shit
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>>4443430
>50% Down: I stopped in the shade to rest, and got out a Hawaiian Punch to drink. It’s all I’d brought with me to drink, just two cans of Hawaiian Punch. Drank one.
>I woke up covered in Hawaiian Punch, with David fanning me with his shirt. He’d called the paramedics, on my phone, which only had 11% battery left (Keeping in mind, nobody else brought a phone, just me).

i cant stop laughing
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>>4443447
Golly, how'd you guys get all that pony semen anyway?
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>>4443430
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
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>>4443430
>At the last minute, I decided to throw in my phone, even though I never bring my cell phone anywhere cause I never feel I need it. My mom had told me yesterday that “I paid for you to have a phone, and you never bring it anywhere

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY
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>>4443408
Good morning, Master!
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QUICKLY
PUT IN ORDER BEST PONY TO RARITY
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>>4443431
Oh, well. I do like Twilight's clothes there, thanks.

>>4443433
>human with pon colour

Disgusting
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>>4443460
RARITY

RARITY

RARITY

RARITY

RARITY

RARITY
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>>4443460
Pinkie
Derpy
Twilight
RD
Rarity
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>>4443453
Is that Twilight? I'm pretty sure it's one of the OCs in the MLPGDND quest
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>>4443430
Every time I read it I feel like I lost ten lbs.

I need to stop, this is getting dangerous.

I am laughing too hard.

We need someone to draw this shit.
A comic of his misadventure.
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>>4443456
>70% Down: I dropped my backpack, and screamed, “DAVID, HELP!”
I suddenly started cackling like the Joker.
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we doodle now?
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>>4443449
>passes out from 101 degrees
What a massive puss
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Fan art is a strange thing. If you rely too much on the artist for entertainment, we end up worshiping the images, instead of the show.

I am creating a faction that is abstaining from any fan art. We find it heretical.
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>>4443435
I have no idea what you're referring to, my good sir.
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>>4443430
Holy shit this is golden
Why the fuck is this still posted publicly
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>>4443430
Oh god, the spaghetti
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>>4443459
Oh, good morning, Twilight. You look awful, why don't we take a bath together?
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>>4443312
>>4443139
>>4443330


BEHOLD

the definition of original character do not steal

http://starstrap.tumblr.com/
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>>4443472
>He measures how tired he was like a fucking video game

Oh my god
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>>4443454
Yeah probably.

Nite.

Enjoy the story guys.
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>>4443435

>Ego Raptor
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>>4443475
Fanart is a strange thing.
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>>4443430
That guy kind of irks me.
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>>4443471
>big Jay problems
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>>4443489
Oh, fuck, I thought he meant that far down the path or whatever.
But I wouldn't doubt it.
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>>4443489
70% down the hill
you are just as retarded as he is
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Have we got any photos of Jay?
Is he like really really fat or what?
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>running away from pinkie
>she finds me at every turn

man, how's she everywhere at once?
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what doodle?
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>>4443499
>The cover art is a can of kool aid and a cell phone.
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>>4443490
It helps if you stop staring at any kind of screen about 15 mins before you go to bed. The bright lights from a screen cause a bit of a sensory overload, making it harder to fall asleep. Just thought you should know
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>>4443475

but then we wouldn't have porn
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>>4443494
>not wanting to dress like Ada Wong
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>>4443490
Go to sleep already.
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>explaining how hard hes overcharging his fans
wow.
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>>4443509
yes. and he has a moustache-less beard.

he is all of the worst things ever
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>>4443509
He streams his face all the time.
He's not huge, but yeah, he's fairly fat.

The much more disgusting element is his scraggly-ass ginger facial hair
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>>4443452
It's not that hard. We have more than enough stallions and mares around that can pump that out without breaking a sweat.
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>>4443525
Is that legal?
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>>4443522
>Moustache-less beard.
Dare I ask: Is this beard on his neck?
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>>4443509
>you gun get raped
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>>4443509
He's a fat, long greasy haired fellow with a chinstrap beard, and a ginger.
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>>4443523
>Ginger.
...
>Just a shitty beard.
Phew.
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>>4443530
i dunno, it's hidden by fat
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>>4443512
Filly Pinkie teasing Filly AJ
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>>4443533
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>>4443533
wow...
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>>4443521
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>>4443512
Cranky Doodle.
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>>4443533
God, I hate his face.
Even if I didn't know who he was, if I saw him walking down the street I would instantly dislike him.
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>>4443533
>Not even Nature could slay the beast.
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>>4443509
I got a few of him at Bronycon. Not any good ones, but getting his picture wasn't exactly high on my list of things to do.
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>>4443533
Oh, so that picture was actually him

Huh
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>>4443512
Draw this:
>>4443471

You will be an MLPG hero and we will all high-five you.
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>>4443552
did you try stabbing her with your steely knives?
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>>4443533
This man lives with his mom and jerks off on little girl's toys which he then photographs. He's a furry and whiny, shitty artist.

Look at that fucking face.
Look at it.
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>>4443545
I don't like these half-assed smear frames. If you're going to smear, you've got to be severe with wit.
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>>4443550
I'm not into french maids BUT UNF
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>>4443559
I dunno
Last thing I remember was running for the door
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>>4443533

he looks like his God-given name is Festus. like he is going to kill us once his hick family has lured us into the house.
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>>4443555
>tfw sitting at an adjacent table
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>>4443561
>tfw I got him to jizz on his belt.
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>>4443567
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What does feeling good feel like?
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>>4443570
Now get him to jizz on his mom.
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>>4443570
I was in that thread.
I feel dirty.
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>>4443517

That implies porn of MLP is a good thing. It's a sweet and innocent show. I swear not to rest until MLPG is free of you and the other crooked weirdos who have perverted its mission.
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>>4443561
he went to the con in NY with his mom. apparently hes not allowed to travel on his own despite his age.
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>>4443565

>you will never see Andrea in a French maid outfit with the back of the skirt cut away
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>>4443574
>How a Nord saved his wine.
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>>4443574
It's like not screwing up, but better.
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>>4443561
HE ALSO EATS HIS OWN SEMEN
JUST IMAGINE THAT BEARD
COVERED
IN
SAUCE
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>>4443555
The guy to his left looks like he's covering his face, ashamed of having to sit next to him.
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>>4443475
>>4443577
JC, you're pretty dumb, you know?

Even the Omar was better than your ending.
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>>4443587
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>>4443576
I saved those ponies that day.
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>>4443579
Oh my god, please don't be making that up.
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>>4443587
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>>4443587
He what?
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>>4443579
>apparently hes not allowed to travel on his own despite his age.

Legal reasons or is he just a bitch?
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>>4443579
Seriously, or are you joking? His mom won't LET him travel without her?
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>>4443579
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that.
Fan-fucking-tastic.

And he complained about not being able to masturbate since he'd be sharing the room with his mom.
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>>4443587
Noooo way
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>>4443579
Would you want THAT thing traveling alone?

>Momma approved!
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>>4443430
>So, I went. I decided to climb down the mountain instead of taking the path, while carrying a 10 pound backpack.
I carry 10 pounds in a satchel every day
How weak can you get?
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can we stop talking about Jay now
cmon MLPG don't make me beg
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>>4443587
FASHOAGR8PTQ3ANOFISJA
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>>4443615
Well, don't forget that he's also carrying the equivalent of probably a seventy pound backpack at all times.
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>>4443618
bloop
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>>4443587
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO IMAGINE THAT?

NOW I WILL NEVER GET TO SLEEP.
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Would you help a pony if it was stuck in a fence?
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>>4443618
If you have something else to talk about, then bring it up. Otherwise no fuck you we're having fun
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>>4443623
>Jay, the brony rabbi
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>>4443615
>tfw you carried something heavier than that
>every day
>in middle/high school
Jay: Weaker than the average 14-year-old.
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>>4443613
>Would you want THAT thing traveling alone?

>Momma approved!
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AN ARTIST DESERVES NO CRITICISM
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>>4443623
HOLY FUCK, SKINNY ARMS ON FAT BODY!
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>>4443587
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>>4443615
I work in a job where you have to be able to carry 70 lbs all day.
I had no idea humans could GET that out of shape.
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>>4443627
Of course.
Maybe she'd reward me with sex!
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>>4443627
I'd do my best.
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>>4443615
He's an obese neckbeard who probably has awful nutrition and doesn't exercise at all.
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>>4443637
Jesus I just noticed that. That is one odd body type.
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>>4443635
>"You wanna bump my rump~?"
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Everyone in this thread is now dirty. The only option is mass suicide, please join me.
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>>4443609
Its true.
He said so in his stream.
He thinks its good for you since it contains "everything needed to make life"
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>>4443648
That's usually the bodytype of long time alcoholics.
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>>4443627
I SHALL UPPERPUNCH THE FENCE!
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>>4443627
Of course I would.
Hearing her say thank you, and maybe the chance of a hug, would be why. And even if I don't get the hug, I'll have gotten the satisfaction of doing something nice.
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>>4443624
I'm sorry SB.
You're gonna have to live with that in your mind forever.
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>>4443657
I wonder if he'd get along with Chris.
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>>4443627

Yes

That position is awfully tempting though
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>>4443627
That fence stands no chance.
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>>4443657
wh...what?

please be lying.
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>>4443615
To me the clincher of the story is the Hawaiian Punch.

If you're going to do anything even remotely strenuous in the heat you pack water, juice, or a sports drink.

Not fucking soda.
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>>4443666
They'd be best friends.
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>>4443660
Please I look nothing like that.
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>>4443662
>implying Pinkie wouldn't hug you for less
You're getting that hug, mang
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>>4443666
If only he was into sonic. Then he and chris could have hot man love while one of them pretends to be JULIEEAAAA
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>>4443657
Seriously? I wanna see the quote.

It's protein, not fucking stem cells. How retarded can one person be?
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>>4443675
I bet the fat bastard hasn't drank anything but sugary shit in years.
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>>4443674
It was in his breakdown stream after Tess rustled his tits.
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>>4443683
>Said it in his stream.
Uhhhhhhhh
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>>4443680
Nah, they'd get tired out and sweaty and end up throwing up.
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>>4443680
>JULIEEAAAA
>not JULAAAAAAAY

I am disappointed in you
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Would drinking horse semen be a healthy alternative to soda?
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>>4443688
He took fucking Hawaiian Punch on a hike; that's probably pretty accurate.
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>>4443694
People cap livestream shit.
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new horse where?
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>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706
>>4443706

NEW HOERS
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>>4443705
I think he vocally said it.
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>>4443692
>He mentions his sexual fetishes in a mental breakdown

We're at image limit, and there isn't a reaction image good enough to express my disgust and disapproval.
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You guys... I don't usually follow anthro artists, and I never thought Jay worth following, but you guys are really making me want to.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
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>>4443705
Said it, anon. SAID. With his MOUTH.
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>>4443694
>>4443705
Hell, there's a recording of some of it that was floating around, might be in that.
You'd have to look in the archive for it if you wanted it though, if the guy who did it isn't around. I didn't save it.
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>>4443657
so he's like a dumber richard stallman?
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>>4443717
Okay fine whatever.

Honestly I'd rather believe that there's no way any human being ever said anything like that. For my sanity's sake.
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>>4443731
Chris-chan said pretty much exactly the same thing. You don't think Jay might be on the same level as Chris-chan in at least some regards?
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>>4443747
Soon he will be in jail.
And his mother too!
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>>4443675
>tfw living in australia
>tfw idiots and tourists routinely go out bush without the necessary days' worth of water
>tfw they routinely get lost and die
Jay wouldn't last a minute here.
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>>4443709
u-unf!

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