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Oh, what a marvelous mare...
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>rape
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Second best princess
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NEW MARKER WHERE
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cyan pone prettiest pone this is fact
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Do you keep your pony well-drained or do you let them get achingly full first?
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>>4372429
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Is it time to get down yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjITlgqlHo
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>>4372428

never anon

marker is stolen

leth is dead
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>>4372429
Dash isn't pretty at all.
She's probably the ugliest pony on the show.
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>>4372435
fucked up
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>>4372444
simply put, you are wrong
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Give me quick Drawfag news. Updates on:

>Glitter Glue/Weaver
>Tex
>MegaSweet

What are they doing? Any recent projects? Is MS just doing the same shit he always does.
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purple slut discussion?
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>>4372429
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dorks
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>>4372451
took the money and ran
ded
in jail for touching children
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Why didn't Twilight just go to Celestia with her concerns about Cadance?
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>>4372454
I don't get it; is this a pegging or tromboning?
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>>4372429
>"Y-you really think so? Well, maybe..."
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>>4372451
>GG
Busy with the quests we doanted money for: occasionaly turns up in threads
>Tex
MIA as far as I know
>Megasweet
I don't really care
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>not filtering the linkboard
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>>4372451
Glitter is still jobless.
Tex is still doing nothing worth mentioning.
Megasweet is still a pedophile brony.
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>>4372451
MS hasn't been a drawfag in forever, what the fuck were you doing all of 2011?
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>>4372450
It's canon, anon.
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/r/ that pic of /b/ as a containment vessle of green ooze that's leaking. /v/ has been contaminated and is dying and is begging for help. /x/ is already dead. The other boards are just looking on.
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>>4372463
They would've been brushed off
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>>4372478
the only pony that is canon good looking is Fluttershy
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>>4372487
And Dash is the canon ugliest.
It's like you don't even watch the show.
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>>4372451
Bus'd

the lot of em
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>>4372476
>>4372473
>>4372462

>Tex is MIA

He's only been gone from MLPG for a week. That's hardly MIA.
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>>4372487
>tail extension slut
Nah
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>>4372481
I want to have sex with a Zangoose.
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Would you rather the fartiest bloatpone or the bloatiest fartpone?
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>You will never be a pretty little mare
>You will never experience the feeling of being rutted by your husbando/r63waifu
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>>4372463

Because she's a very silly and purple pony who is naive and generally overcomplicates everything.

But that's why you love her isn't it anon?
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>>4372499
Why does he have an afro?
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>>4372462
>in jail for touching children

I wish. The truth is that he's just doing more sameface. He's so dull and boring.
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>>4372501
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>>4372497
why do you do this anon? is this your way of getting back at her? what was her name anon? and how did she hurt you?
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>>4372509
>love
>Twily
why would anyone do that
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s3 date when
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>>4372515
I like his stuff. It's fun porn.
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>>4372514

Unfinished pic. I take it that Tex drew that as a joke. Notice how it's not detailed at all.
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>>4372525
september 30

2013
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I REALLY WANT THIS ALBUM BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A GOOD TORRENT.

I THINK I'LL DOWNLOAD THIS FILE.
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>>4372508
>you will never wink inches onto them as they rest inside you every night
>you will never give them a loving kiss after draining them in the morning
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>>4372525
soon/soon/soon
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>>4372525

TOMORROW!!!!!

/)
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>you'll never have a horse cock irl
;_;
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why do ponys were clothes when stoned?
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>>4372516
Did I stutter?
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>>4372519
I'm only telling it like it is. Dash is pretty ugly. You're going to have to learn to live with it.
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when did Hub announce the s2e1 airdate?

did we have to wait this long last hiatus?
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>>4372519

He's just mad because Dash is a strong independent mare who don't need no stallion.
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>>4372540
>you will never rupture your girls cervix, killing her due to blood loss
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1347942?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

next up.
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>>4372451
He drew this a few days ago, along with an anti-semitic edit, and was never heard from again.
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>1 bong
>16 bonglets

Don't post any more of the collage squares unless you want me to risk missing them.

We're about 1/4 done. Here it is for all interested!
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>>4372543
Ponys... had a hard life
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>>4372540
That looks incredibly painful.
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>>4372534
Well that's just silly.
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>>4372508
;_;
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>>4372557
so just gonna start it up at some other time again?
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>>4372548
anon i think you have eye problems and need to see a doctor. this pone is not ugly this is simple science.
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>>4372530

I actually find his stupid jokes (like that one) mildly amusing. But my problems:

>generic Animu style
>Unrealistic pornstar bodies
>Same bodies
>Same face
>Same dicks
>Futa futa futa futa futa futa futa futa
>Avoidance of drawing feet and hands (he can draw them, but I guess it's hard, so he avoids doing it unless he has to)
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>>4372556

>Not posting the anti-semetic one
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I want to rub white pony's thighs.
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>>4372499
Even if he were here, nothing he ever draws is interesting or any good, he may as well fuck off to the AiE threads where he belongs.
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>>4372557
What is the point of this?
Like, are we really segmenting a picture and then rolling to make it whole again? Why?
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>>4372564
>those eyebrows
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>>4372580

because at the end we get something thats usually pretty hilarious
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>>4372580
its fun
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>>4372556

>Making fun of rape and rape victims

GG would be so famous with the feminists. If he ever got big there'd be entire tumblrs devoted to taking him down a notch.
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>>4372580
Have you seen the other boards' attempts at these?

Usually pretty funny.
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>>4372545
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>4372580
Because it's something to do?
Besides, this gives the people who don't draw a way to help make something.
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>>4372578
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>>4372589

>fun
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>>4372577
But she would moan and coo if you did that
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i forget how good rose is sometimes.
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>you will never whatever it is you want most in life
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>>4372594
Anime is a cartoon made in Japan, is this guy retarded?
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>>4372578

>Even if he were here, nothing he ever draws is interesting or any good, he may as well fuck off to the AiE threads where he belongs.
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>>4372601
Probably not.
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>>4372596
>who don't draw a way to help make something.
Contribution isn't required
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>>4372567

Yeah I'll make a post. Gives other posters a chance to contribute anyway.
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>>4372577

I want to rub white pony's hooves.
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>>4372614
It's a joke, Anon.
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>>4372612
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>>4372601

W-would she twitch and kick her legs out softly?
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>>4372616
She would
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>>4372612

That's because she almost never colours anything anymore.
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>>4372612

Is this an actual scene from the story ?
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Would you have a weekly Man Night with the stallions in Ponyville? Would you invite Spike? What about Snips and Snails?
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>>4372572
Cmon, it's not that generic. And I'm not getting the animoo vibe at all.

The bodies seem okay to me most of the time. Sure, there's over-the-top tits and dicks occasionally, but overall I think he draws nice padded women.

I'm not bothered much by sameface yet. I can appreciate consistent styles even if it just means the artist is lazy. I'll probably come to despise it if I ever start artsing myself.
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Drawfags.

Quit whining.

Sit down and do something.
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>>4372626
Yes
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>>4372612
I can't.

And that's why I drink.
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>>4372612
>fanfiction
i still like it though its a good picture
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>>4372633
Man, that would be so much fun.

I wish I had friends.
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>>4372612
>someone linked the Fallout 2 Lil Pip mod on /v/
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>>4372626
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>>4372633

Spike, yes

Snips and Snails, maybe
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>>4372525

September 31st.
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>>4372642
I can't
Kraut's already surpassed me by a million fucking miles
I haven't drawn that much in a fucking week
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>>4372642
How about I got to bed? That's kinda doing something.
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>>4372525
october 95th
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I want Pinkie to sit on my face while wearing those musky shorts.
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>>4372525
February 30th, 2013
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>>4372640
>but overall I think he draws nice padded women.

Look at>>4372530 You don't get those kinds of bodies naturally. Those bodies only occur in strippers/pornstars who have fake tits. For me at least that's a huge, huge turn off. I'd prefer much more realistic proportions.
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>>4372676
Thats fucking horrible. At least post a good image about this.
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>>4372676
>that anatomy
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>>4372676
Pinkie give me back those oranges, it wasnt funny the first time and I'm hungry
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>>4372578

Trying too hard.
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>>4372676
Like an unholy union between a Powerpuff Girl and half of dA.
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>>4372687
>You don't get those kinds of bodies naturally.
False
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>>4372525

In A.D. 2101
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>>4372688
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Would you jiggle a pone if they asked you to?
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>>4372676
That is awful
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>>4372717
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>>4372676
Pinkies tits must go, their planet needs them
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"You don't have to be shy anon"

"It's just a kiss..."
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>be anon
>find RD in gym
>smell her
>smells good brah
>sudden orgasm
>RD notices
>you have sex
>smell her during sex
>die from overwhelming smell
>dash smells your corpse
>dash has copious amounts of coitus with said corpse
>you get sent to graveyard
>she digs you up and takes you to zecora
>zecora brings you back to life with negropony magics
>can smell again
>smell rd and zecora sweat
>die again
>corpse explodes from smelling overdose
>you never smell again
>rd smells your corpse
>realize you smell like old cornflakes
>rd hates you now
>you filthy Tony the tiger
>get out of equestria and go back to selling cereal
>rd dies from sadness when you leave
>zecora smells her corpse
>yummy
>much necrophilia happens
>the end
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>>4372655
>>4372659
heh
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>>4372660
Spike would volunteer to bake cookies or make tea

The other guys will question you for inviting him, and when you try to defend him, Spike will walk in at that very moment with a tray full of crumpets and his heart apron on.
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>>4372723
I'd like that image a lot more if that exercise ball was her gut.
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>>4372712

Maybe one like that exists somewhere. I'd like to see pics. But the girls would be a little thicker and chubbier with tits like that. The tits wouldn't be as firm and would sag a bit more. Their shoulders would be a bit bigger too.
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>>4372725
Nice.

Nice.
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>>4372723
>arms look like they are attached to her neck
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>>4372725

Is that a challenge?
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>>4372736
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>>4372734
Too soon
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>>4372578
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>>4372729
Could you um... could you maybe gargle first?
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>>4372687
They're really not that exaggerated. It's my favorite realistic bodytype.
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>>4372612
Is she supposed to have four nostrils?
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>>4372751

I always read those with the 60's Spiderman voice.
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>>4372751

No you're in the right place spiderman.
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>>4372732

Whatever, Rarity Quest made hanging out with Spike sound awesome.
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>>4372744
do you even heart of the cards
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>>4372735
>Look at these crumpets
>can YOU cook crumpets like this? I didn't think so
>thansk for the crumpets by the way spike
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>>4372758

"Gargle what anon?~"
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>>4372777
>fanon
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>>4372774
He was the best part about Bronycon.
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>>4372735
the pinkie in that picture actually looks rather chubby but i can see what you mean about the other tit needing to sag a bit more. her left nipple probably should be pointing straight down.
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>>4372762
>futa
fucking disgusting
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>>4372670
Because you're too busy wasting your time complaining.

Just shut up and do something.
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Hey look, some pones
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>>4372779

Leave me alone, I'm self-taught.

Also go back to getchan
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>>4372762

>realistic body type
>also they have dicks
>that look identical
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>>4372800
BUA BUA
BUA BUA
BUA BUA
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>>4372691
what? the human body can bend in many ways...
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>>4372795
It's not futa if they have balls and no vagina.
Trust me I'm white.
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>>4372810
is that a Protoss?
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>>4372810
UNF
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>>4372810
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>>4372706
>she gives you back the oranges
>she drew smiley faces on them
>you look back up
>she now has a cucumber in her pants
>she follows you around the house poking you with it
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>>4372786
>cram a crumpet in the nearest stallion's mouth
>"Whoa, these things are delicious!"
>Spike is an instant bro
>you take him aside later and ask him if he can go for a manlier apron next time
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>>4372735
Search for Dominican Poison then.
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>>4372818
you cant exactly see the vagina to be fair.
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>>4372774
That's Deadpool, retard.
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>>4372791

>implying that Spike wouldn't find riding on your back fun.
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>>4372799
Like fucking what, what the fuck am I supposed to fucking draw
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oh nooooooo

dr connors class
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>>4372557
Well crap, I just finished it. Nobody else take 99 pls.
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>>4372802
I'll stop now
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>>4372837
LK pls
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>>4372835
draw a horse
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>>4372837

LK?
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>>4372826
Pinkie stop screwing around with my produce

You dont even eat vegetable
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So MLPG what's been going on in the threads today?
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>>4372837
hi LK
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>>4372828

Good example.

Notice how she has huge hips and is a bit chubbier than MS's chicks?

Those tits would sag a bit when fully exposed. MS rarely draws that. He draws them unnaturally firm, which only happens with breast implants.
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>>4372806
Just ignore the dicks, I didn't have anything comparable on hand that showed the bodies.
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>>4372835
draw moon horse
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>>4372762
why is his art so bad
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>>4372837

Lucky you, I'm too entranced by pone to have stood up yet
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>>4372852
Just the usual
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>>4372837
Quick, check it for hidden things.
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>>4372852
Dicks.
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>>4372837
SOMEBODY FIND THE QR CODE
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Would you set up a Tekkit server for the CMC?
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>>4372799
Once I figured out that the lower leg sort of look like bowling pins legs became really easy.
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>>4372845
>>4372861
fuck you
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>>4372888
abloobloobloo

fuck off already
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>>4372880
I don't know that is.
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>>4372880
I don't know how.
The most complicated minecraft-related thing I've done is install a mod that added rideable ponies
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>>4372885
How are they like bowling pins?
Example?
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>>4372888
nice trips
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There are no heroes left in man
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>>4372855
Hi.

>captcha: popone receive
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>>4372880
I would. After disabling nukes and EE.
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Which pony is green and purple?
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>>4372880
No, I fucking hate them and they have nothing of value to give me.
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>>4372888
you're a cunt
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>>4372910
do you even watch the show
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Hey guys
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>>4372906
>disabling EE
>not just disabling red matter
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>>4372899
>It's machine washable, right?
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>>4372904

LK pls pastry pone
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>>4372904
>you will never receive pone
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>>4372763
That's not a nostril on her beak, it's an indent
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>>4372910
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>>4372910
This one
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>>4372899

Would you rescue doll panka /co/?
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>>4372900
Oh Bidetanon, where were you?
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>>4372924
>wanting transmutation and crazy magic rings
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>>4372939
thanks doc
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>>4372933
Goddammit, Apple, gimme the full pic. Please.
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>>4372918
Why is that horse winking?
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>>4372505
both at the same time
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>deviantART
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>>4372920
>looking at background ponies
>2012
I bet you don't even remember the plot of the episode.
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would you sniff pone

where?

i'd fluttershy's wingpits
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>>4372898
The area of the leg between the foot and the knee looks vaguely like an upside down bowling pin, which is an easy shape to draw.
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>>4372951
>tfw it's all better than you
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>>4372946
http://sunnysoda.tumblr.com/
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>>4372965
Why is this spoilered, that's silly
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>>4372951
Wow, that's a really great Luna pic.
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>>4372961
There was only one?
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>>4372944
Oh yeah, the rings too. And the dark matter tools/desctruction catalysts. I'm okay with transmutation though.
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>>4372967
Please draw an example I'm confused.
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>>4372968
>tfw you don't give a fuck because you don't waste your time trying to draw
Deal with it
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>>4372943
dying from lack of ponies on bidets

my real life trials led to nothing but sadness and broken porcelain. also I might have killed a mini horse.
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>>4372982
What about collectors and relays?
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fffffffriday night, broponies
same as every other night....
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>tfw apple is slowly becoming more like nezumi

I'm scared
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get out of the shower

see this

she's staring at your cock and licking her lips

what do
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>>4372931
Soon™
I have homework now and I slept way too late.
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>>4372999
I just want it to end.
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>>4373004
>apple drawing nezumi bits on a pone
u n f
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>>4373007
Call her a blankflank and ask where Rarity is
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When was the last time you watched an episode? Which one?
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>>4373007
chop off her leg and fuck the hole
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>>4373004
I'm not
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>>4373007
walk
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>>4372951
>obligatory sanic
Why did I laugh?
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>>4372965
I want to sniff AJ's mane, right behind her ears.

I want to kiss them and make her giggle like a schoolfilly.
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>>4373007
Nothing

little fillies are not for sexually

I'd take her with me to go eat some ice cream though
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>>4372980
Let me spoil MLP for you.
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>>4372984

He means liek this.
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>>4373007
climb inside and pilot her
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>>4372972
Oh, right, that was from an older one. Didn't recognize it.

My apologies.
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>>4373020
The one where Sweetie was revealed to be Rarity's sister. I forget the name
Last night
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>>4373007

I wonder why the fuck my bedroom looks all different. Presuming of course that I've somehow been teleported to Equestria by means of my shower I immediately charge out of my front door, screaming "LYYYYRAAAAA! LYYYRRAAAAA!"
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>>4373020
i havent even watched season 2 yet
im here for the fandom
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>>4373010
They're all waiting for you in Equestria.
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>>4373020
About a month ago. I think it was SaE.

I've been busy.
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>>4373007
I feel like her body is too small for her head.
>>
I'm getting pissed off at drawfags.

We get it. You're not happy.

Either channel your frustration into a desire to work hard or shut the fuck up.
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>>4373010
I know right
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>>4373020

The other day when I streamed a bunch for mlpg and nobody came. Hearts and Hooves.
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>>4372974
would you sniff her sweaty wingpits after she's had a nice hard workout
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Buy some apples!
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Which pony likes /tg/ the best?
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>>4373042
Who the fuck did this?
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>>4372998
If you disable dark/red matter they aren't really going to break the game in any way. Even if you do the ultimate relay/collector factory chunk thing, it's not going to produce much to be worth it.
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Which pone most wants you to stretch her?
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>>4373058
I will never shut up, this place is the only place I can vent my emotions and shrug off all the help people try to give me.

Thanks, asshole.
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>>4373007
I would give her a war glass of milk before tucking her into bed, reading a bedtime story and gently kissing her on the forehead as she falls asleep
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>>4373058
But I'm happy, Anon...
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>>4373020
The second wedding episode together with some people from the submarine

We also watched a couple of G1 episodes
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>>4373058
You don't understand the feel.
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>>4373065
That's just silly.
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If the Apple family business is their apple orchard, dose that make Applejack a branch manager?
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>>4373042
how is that even an optical illusion?
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>>4373065
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>>4373065
>

>>4373067
I bet Twilight would be a min/max neckbeard ruleslawyer
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>>4373075
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>>4373077
>war glass of milk
This sounds like something mountain dwarves drink every morning.
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>>4373063
It's weird how her arms/legs/whatever are above her wings...
>>
black suit
red tie
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>>4373069
That shit's too exponential for me. You set up some automilkers with Red Power or some darkrooms and just funnel EMC into anything you could ever want.

You stop mining and crafting because there's no point.
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>>4373077
SHOW ME YOUR WAR GLASS ANON
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which pony would you like to squirt right in your face
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>>4373082
pinkie you are a terrible stand up comedian

watch some bill burr for fuck's sake!
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>>4373080
>implying I don't

I'm drawing RIGHT NOW.
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>>4373096
My little obama general please vacate
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>>4373020
OP OP OP OP PINKIE STYLE
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>>4373065
>That feel when you'll never be a slutty slender-pony
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>>4373102
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>>4373104
I like Kyle Cease
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>>4373067
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>>4373092
why did i expect her to be giving that guy a handjob

gently stroking up and down his beautiful cock

making him quiver with pleasure as he splashes her face with a hot white stream
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>>4373109
Fuck off Kraut, seriously, sometimes I wish you'd nut up and actually quit.
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>>4373075
>>4373089
I hate this fucking character, I swear his VA gets worse every single episode he's in.

The people who try and make him seem "Cute and awkward" Are brony scum.
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>>4373097
Eh, I dunno, I guess I'm good at self-policing. I don't use that stuff much. Never have, nor will craft any of those rings or the armor/tools.
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>>4373103
Derpy....spray those bubbles all over me baby....oh yeah OH YEAH OH YEAH mmmmm give me the those soapy spheres.
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>>4373115
>these hind legs
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>>4373092
look at his face

>yeah, that's right. this belongs to me.
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>>4373113
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>>4373130
you seem upset, anon
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>>4373130
somebody is upset
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>>4373131
At that point I'd rather just take the whole mod out altogether. Though I hear UU-matter and compact solars can also pretty much break the game.
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Where am I?
>>
Is it Raisin tonight?
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>>4373130
It's much better to write him as an awkward and slow dumbass.

It makes him identifiable for MLPG
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>>4373149
>>4373150
fuck you /mlp/.
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>>4373085

Look at the face. Observe the spinning speed.
Look at the shadow. Observe the spinning speed.
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>>4373146
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>>4373152
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CRYSTAL PONIES!
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>there will never be a Zelda clone pony fangame
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>>4373178
Good, I want Animal Crossing.
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Woah nigs, slow down on these images.
We're shitting them out faster than a hooker with diarrhea.
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>>4373146
>>
which horse cries during sex?
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>>4373178
Isn't Zelda a shit game for babies?
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>>4373127
>why did i expect her to be giving that guy a handjob

Tara Strong was only a few steps away from becoming a pornstar. She's always used her sexy to get attention from idiots.
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>>4373115
but i am
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>>4373082

I laughed at this one. You are my favourite namefag, Scrubbing Bubbles.
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Did you just talk shit about my waifu?
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>>4373182
>>4373146
xD
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>>4373183
NONE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO GENITALS.
Except Mrs. Cake, she's a slut.
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>>4373183
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>4373170
they're going at the same rate except for her head because it SNAPS FUCKING BACKWARDS jesus shit whoever did this is a moron
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>>4373181
I guess you could say its almost like shit posting
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>>4373151
Quantum Armor is arguably more endgame than the Red Matter armor. The only thing stopping it from being the absolute ultimate is that you need to charge it once in a while.
And I tend to just use transmutation for going sideways, rather than upwards. Changing the type of wood or stone is really damn helpful when you want to build things just right.
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>>4373182
no don't do it, etc.
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Would you help Celestia bulge her throat with food?
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>>4373183
all cry
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>>4373201
oh shit it's time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Tn2FCvBPA
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>>4373197
dat knee
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>>4373214
>csi_miami_yeah.wmv
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Which pony would you visit Equestria's equivalent of the grand canyon with?
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>>4373214
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>>4373197
>Horse
>High heels

Why.
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>>4373220
yes, i would

she would probably become slightly chubby though
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>>4373242
No, he's been doing puns for a while now.
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>>4373230
That's fantastic. I wonder what goes on in the minds of the Japanese people.
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>>4373214
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>>4373197
Oh, you think you can outslut me, the slutling queen!
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>>4373248
pony face in those rocks above DD
>>
Think of a pone.
They are now aware of your favorite cereal.
Do they approve?
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>>4373220
Yes.
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>>4373182
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>>4373266
>boner
God fucking dammit.
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>>4373266
Is this, honest to god, for real?
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>>4373266
See, that's how you design a character. Our drawfags really have a lot to learn.
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>>4373260
I don't think you understand
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>>4373215
I'd say they're a pretty close tie. Being able to call down lightning at will is pretty ridiculous.

I guess I just know I have terrible self control. Every time I play with EE I end up either making a flower and waiting for riches or just filling up a klein star and churning out whatever I want from a tablet.

Being forced to have to actually create the machines to convert across resource types is much more fun for me. Especially with the latest ComputerCraft.
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>>4373274

Rarity discovers that I don't enjoy cereal. She'd probably accept it.
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>>4373274
>Applejacks w/ bananas
>Applejack
Did I just sodomize her?
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>>4373020
the wedding episode when it aired, the show is good but not good enough for me to sit through a rerun. i aint got time for that shit.
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>>4373274
Everyone knows Rarity loves Applejack

she probably likes the cereal, too
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>>4373274
Cereal is gross and I pity anyone that enjoys it.
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>>4373274
>applejack
>applejacks
yes
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>>4373274
>Grape Nuts

Applejack is PISSED I've been cheating on apples.
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>>4373290
I don't want to call you new or anything, so I'll just say that that your post wasn't very important.
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>>4373291
>Being forced to have to actually create the machines to convert across resource types is much more fun for me. Especially with the latest ComputerCraft.

This makes me think of that game where you simulate a starship bridge and every player gets their own console which controls specific things.

What's that game called?
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>>4373259
>>4373275
oh boy is it feeding celestia time
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>>4373259
All the better for you to snuggle against after her daily stuffing.

What are her favorite things to slowly swallow?
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>>4373266
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>>4373309
Grape nuts are fucking disgusting
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>>4373316

Hay.
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>>4373311
Do you even know what the thing he was referencing is? You don't seem to
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>>4373321
what the hell is going on there
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LK you are adorable
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>>4372670
>comparing yourself to others
>comparing yourself to kraut

i think you have other problems you need to sort out first. if i had to guess i would say you are still in highschool.
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>>4373316
you mean apart from slices of cake?

entire cakes, pinkie pie style
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>>4373323
You shut your whore mouth
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>>4373315
I sure hope so. I still want someone to respond to that whopper of a spoiler I put at the end of that cap.
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>>4373340
Your filename made me laugh longer than recommended.
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>>4373280
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>>4373330
Scrubbing Bubbles does puns a lot, and that meme is six feet under.

Just... lurk more, okay?
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>>4373340
All the good artists are hogging all the talent.
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Is it legal to get a small horse intoxicated and then cuddle with it in bed?
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>>4373356
I'm voting for Romney
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>>4373362
And being sobby fucks about it.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DEPRESSED, YOU HEAR ME
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>>4373340
What, Kraut is fucking everything I want to be, he can just fucking draw all day every day and everyone fucking loves him
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>>4373337
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>>4373360
I'm very much aware that he does this every night, and I'm sure the other anon was too. What did he ever do to imply he didn't know this?
You're hilarious
>>
>British toy store Argos has a 20 inch/50 cm plush Pinkie Pie for sale on their site.
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>>4373369

What about Ronnie?
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>>4373356
LOOOOOOL SOOOOOO RANDUMB XDDDD
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>>4373380
If you love him so much, go fuck the depression out of him.
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>>4373316
Entire ponies whole
She enjoys the feeling as they squirm helplessly all the way down her throat and finally settling in her belly
She lets them out the back end later safe and sound when she's had her fun.
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>>4373356
>>>/reddit/
They love beating a dead horse too
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pony stripper playset
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>>4372900
"Pinkie sits on questionable things" series?
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If anyone is interested, I'll be starting up my Windbreaker QUEST on the sub in like an hour or so. Maybe something will happen, but who knows.

>>4373388
How's it look?
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>>4373382
>and everyone fucking loves him
Kraut get out
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>>4373388
not big enough
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>>4373382
But I love you for just being you anon.
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>>4373380
>rich people telling poor people that they wouldn't be so poor if they tried harder
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>>4373395
AHH SHIT, is that colored?
I haven't spanked in a week.
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how much would you pay for a night with her
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>>4373392
I'm sorry you have terminal fun cancer, anon
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>>4373382
>and everyone fucking loves him
nigga what
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>>4373410
I don't see anyone hating on him in the same way as, say, Nasse.
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>>4373380

At this point it's getting a little old.

At some point you have realize that you potentially have deeper problems that you need to seek help for.
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>>4373343
Does she go for Pinkie's cartoonish tongue trick to stuff an entire three-layer cake into her throat at once, bulging her neck as she noisily gulps it down? Or is she more snake-like, opening her mouth extra wide and slowly pressing it into her, letting you watch her neck stretch wide around it even as her lips struggle to close around the other end?
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>>4373415
>why can't depressed people just be happy?
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>>4373410
>using meme arrows
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>>4373410
>>4373422
Well it just seems that way
sorry
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if mare prostitution was legal

would you
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One of these things is not like the others.

One of these things just doesn't belong.
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>>4373303
>chubby marker pone

I just want to rub her belly and boop it with my nose.
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>>4373431
Uh, it's called arrowtexting and it's a new meme like >mfw
Lurk more newgay
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>>4373382
>>4373425
>and everyone fucking loves him
Not really. I respected him at the start, but he's quickly gone down the shitter for me. I can understand a little whining, and a little depression, it happens to lots of people. But he really went overboard, and out of nowhere too.
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Which pony would like to play God Hand?
Which song would be their favorite?
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>>4373412
>Pinkie in a cucbicle
She's probably just spamming everyone's work email with a video of a dog on a tricycle
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I miss Ross.
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>>4373421
>fun
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>>4373432
Dude he got a fuckton of flak for ages when he went depressive
Also >generalising
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>>4373417
Nope
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>>4373435
I've never seen such a brutal rape before.
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>>4373442
I agree, Cadence needs to go, as she wasn't designed by Faust.
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>>4373415
But the artists are the rich ones.
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>>4373444
like dis? :3
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>>4373428
Probably a combination of both of those things, I think.
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>>4373442
cheeselegs is a broodmother, not a princess
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>>4373449
>Pinkie will never be your co-worker
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>>4373442
Yeah.

Luna is the pony that isn't fucking terrible.
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>>4373449
what would each pony's email signature be?
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>>4373442
Celestia

She's like a head taller then the others. Doesnt fit the group at all
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>>4373467
It's like the artists don't even watch the show. She's a stick skinny no-assed insect thing.
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>>4373442
It only just struck me they that played right into the whole Princesses = Good, Queens = Bad thing.
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>>4373406

Fucking horrible. Well, the pony part is alright but it has that horrible ribbon hair.

Maybe if I knew how to make the proper hair I would buy one but I don't want to pay £25 for a ribbon-hair plush.

>>4373411
>
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>>4373442

Cadence, definitely Cadence.
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>>4373386
Anything but Won't Get Fooled Again would have convinced me. It's irrelevant to that specific pun.

It's like if you actually reacted to the chocolatemilk.png images.
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Would you buy a pony plush if it featured real farting action?
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>>4373395

I like the other picture Apple did of NMM.
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>>4373478
This has always been a thing, which is absolutely retarded. It doesn't even make sense from a mindwash standpoint.
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>>4373488
No
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>>4373471
Pinkie's signature would the the text equivalent of this.
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>>4373445
He apologized though and is arting much more now

I kinda forgave him for the slip up
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>>4373488
I already commissioned such a thing from Hoppip months ago.
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murderhorse where? did i miss it?
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>>4373488

I would buy them all and then fly around the world airdropping them to the needy.
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>>4373488
It has to be a Rarity. She would softly say "pardon me" and I'd be all like "naught naughty!"
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>>4373471
Twilight's Gaia name is celestia2.
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>>4373481
The mane isnt so good, but I like how the tail is so big. Would work great as a pillow or something
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can any of you anatomyfags tell me what these bulging leg muscles are on the bent knee? all the guides i have only show the leg straight up, there is so much shit in the leg i cant tell what is causing the buldge.
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>>4373478
What I'm interested in is the Crystal Empire

Empires are always evil right?
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>>4373488
>contained within the pone is one of those self-inflating whoopee cushions
I have to admit, that would be hilarious.
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>>4373478

Blame Disney
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>>4373471
Do any of them still think leetspeek is cool?
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>>4373513
Quads n calves
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>>4373509
wow, it's like I'm actually reading the creepy comments left on every FA submission ever
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>>4373516
>give stuffed pone to small child
>they hug it instinctively
>blaring fart blasts out of its ass
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>>4373502
It's gonna take a lot for him to dig himself out of the whole he made. His self-depreciating went above and beyond what most artists do.
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Nightmare Moon's purple on black or Luna's black on blue ?
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>>4373518
>still think leetspeek is cool?
>still
>leetspeek
>ever cool
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>>4373521
No way man.

Not nearly enough murrs, smexinesses or *roleplaying* for that.
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>>4373521
I'm pretty good right? I bet you can't even tell if I'm faking or not.
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>>4373488
Which pony has the loudest farts as a toy?

As a pony?
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>>4373514

Why do you think it dies out then?

>Season 3 opening is about the mane 6 trying to fix up the Crystal Empire
>BY BRINGING DEMOCRACY
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>>4373534
C: That's her cutie mark
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>>4373534
I don't really like NMM's design that much. So Luna's.
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>>4373509
My god anon, you actually thought out an answer?
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>>4373534
I don't care, as long as it's getting stuffed by tentacles.
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>>4373534

Definitely nightmare butt. Her lighter butt looks like a weak and vulnerable part of her otherwise impenetrable darkness.
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>>4373516
I was thinking more of one of those plugin air fresheners that periodically blast out sweet smelling perfume.
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>>4373536
murrrrrrrrr
r u coming onto mee ;)
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>>4373539
Fluttershy as a toy and pony. I want to lay in bed with her.
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>>4373539
Pinkie Pie
She shoots spaghetti confetti out of her booty as well.
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Why do you hate fun, MLPG?
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>>4373469
>Pinkie: "I brought you the memo"
>Anon: "It's picture of your butt again, isn't it?"
>Pinkie: "Nope, I promise this time"
>open envelope
>Pinkie: "Surprise! It's my butt! You didn't make me Pinkie promise!"
>Anon: "Great, more evidence for my sexual harrassment folder"
>Pinkie: "We both know you'll never get it to stick"
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>>4373561
Because only bronies have fun.
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>>4373534
Luna
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>>4373511

The entire thing would work as a pillow, it was really good quality and soft material.

A similar one, if commissioned, apparently costs less than a ps3. I really wish I had one. No way to hide my power levels with a pone the size of myself though.
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>>4373561
Fun is for bronies.
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>>4373561
other people have all the wrong kinds
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>>4373553
Does it make a sputtering fart noise every time it freshens the air? Is there a motor that lifts up the tail before every blast?
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>>4373561
The picture sums it up perfectly
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>>4373561
Because if you're having fun it detracts from the fun available for me to have.
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>>4373568
>>4373575
heh
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>>4373561
There will be plenty of time for fun when I'm dead.
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>>4373560
>spaghetti confetti
Has this been drawn yet?
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>>4373529
>whole
This is what I get for watching movies and trying to type at the same time.
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>>4373585
That's cool
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>>4373572
>wear buck wristband for days after con
>complains about hiding powerlevel
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>>4373520
naw, the muscles on the inside of the leg arnt part of the quads.
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>>4373579
I'm pretty sure it could be done.

Hold on, let me draw up some design documents and talk to Hoppip.
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>>4373584
I actually do think someone has made a confetti fart picture.

Just don't have it on me.
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>>4373589
lol dyel?
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>>4373593
If we're taking it that far, we'd have to find an appropriately sized and colored rubber bung to use for the anus.
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>>4373514
Empires are set to expand and annex, so yes
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>>4373564
i'd enjoy a picture of pinkie's pucker
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>>4373588

>neet
>doesn't go outside much
>wears a coat every time I do anyway
>is still wearing that wristband

I'm not really complaining anyway

It's more like a lament

Grandiose

Grandiose pls
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>>4373613
and by that i mean i'd become sexually stimulated by the sight of her anus and probably get an erection which i'd masturbate to orgasm
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>some talk of celestia stuffing with a banquet
>don't invite Luna

why

does nobody want two chubby alicorns instead of just one
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>>4373593
Well let's look at it logically:

* Bronies like Ponies.
* They probably stink like shit.
* They probably have a fart fetish too.

Untapped market, I'm sure.
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>>4373624
luna has magic moon pregnancy
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>>4373469
Twilight uses AmigaOS
Rainbow Dash uses Windows 7
Pinkie uses Windows XP
Rarity uses OS X
Applejack uses OS/2
Fluttershy uses Ubuntu
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>>4373619
jesus fuck dude I bet that thing's soaked in sweat now just take it off
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>>4373632
the moon is pregnant?
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>>4373632
What was it that Braeburn had? Just massive production?
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>>4373634

No, I wanna see how long it takes to come off itself. Also I don't really sweat much because I don't really do anything.
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>>4373643
Her belly swells with the waxing of the moon, and goes back to normal when it wanes.
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>>4373632
>>4373643
You guys are just being loony
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>>4373655
It's plastic, it's not gonna come off by itself.
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Grape horse soon, fellow horsefuckers.
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MLPG, do you think there's going to be another pony exclusive at Comic Con 2013?
Is paying 40$ for one day worth getting it?
I'm really starting to feel the desire to hunt down a Derpy.
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>>4373664

The weak point is the sticky part where they connect, it's about 2/3 off.
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>>4373658
hmmm. I could see how that would be cheating.

alos I bet luna could inhale food like Kirby can
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>>4373648
he could stretch impossibly and inflate easily, in addition to production of the gods

>mfw people remember my fetishy bullshit
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>>4373670
What's happened in that lately? I remember reading reading that Applebloom may or may not have been poisoned and Applejack hates you forever
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>>4373658
What is her belly swelling with? Gallons of white, potent moondust?
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>>4373673
You're a strange guy, you know that
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>>4373673
But the official merch sucks.
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>>4373673
Go ask JJ for one.
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>>4373673
Hasbro does a limited edition pony every comic con, they're different every year
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>come home
>set all my shit down
>go to room
>log into laptop

>microsoft word is open
>the word "FAGGOT" is there, in big, red comic sans
>I close it
>I see my desktop
>it's a slideshow of 100+ streched, jpeg-y images of tidus

I think I left it unlocked
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>>4373691
I forget that exact part, just that she got round around a full moon.
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>>4373703
sounds like ghosts
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>>4373687
>tfw you find someone you wrote fetishy bullshit with again

Stretchy and inflatable you say? So do you make him inflate himself with his own hot seed or do you have a better way to do it?
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>>4373703
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>>4373600
only the highlighted are part of the quads, what about the rest of the shit on the inside of the leg
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Hey, Jr here.

>>4373670
Indeed, it's just about that time. Little stone grape filly, aka Raisin, is going to need the help of our faithful questers to have even the slightest hope for victory on her perilous journey.

I'll be kicking things off at our normal time, 10pm EST. We'll start in the sunken life boat. As always, I'll post a link here when we're all set and ready.

See you guys soon.

>>4373688
Quite a bit has happened since then. Don't worry; the summary should catch you up to speed in a jiffy.
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>>4373693
Why?
>>4373694
Not the Spa Ponies. They look cool
>>4373697
JJ?
>>4373699
I've noticed, but only recently.
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>>4373703
>Happy Birthday anon!

It's the thought that counts
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>>4373703

>Lend phone to friend so he can bluetooth apps to himself whilst I make toast.

>Come back

>He wrote "FUCK YOU [anon]" on word, took a picture and set it as my desktop.
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>>4373697
John Joseco. He bought out a lot of the Derpy toys, a suitcase full. Allegedly made a girl in line behind him cry due to getting the last ones.
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>>4373717
You're going to hate me and think I'm full of shit, but I get ultra-spaghetti when people recognize or remember me on the internet
I can't fetish with you right now because I'm on the edge of a panic attack, sorry
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>>4373743
Even if that last part isn't true he's a fucking asshole
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>>4373743
That cruel bastard.
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My friends,
IT
IS
TIME!

Think about your favorite mane 6 pony.
Got her?
She just tooted
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>>4373743
His art seems pretty cool. Can't imagine why someone would want THAT many Derpies.
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>>4373747
Panic-attack-anon? So good to see you again!
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>>4373725

Can't wait
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>>4373762
He didn't even sell them on, he just threw them on a fire to heat his room.
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>>4373773
>giving every anon an identity
Circlejerk general
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>>4373765
So fluttershy farted, then what?
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>>4373770
So he could get them signed and then sell them on for huge amounts more than he paid.
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>>4373747
Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I only intended to hand out boners, not panic attacks.

If it makes you feel any better I know that feel sometimes too. And don't sweat it - there's always another time to fetish it up. <3
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Which which Pone would you Drink tea/coffee and eat crumpets while talking about each other Non sexually?
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>"1 per person only please"
>"fuck the rules, i am famous on tumblr in the brony fandom, i make the rules."
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>>4373785
Smart man.
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>>4373765
>you will never snack on your favorite pony's toots
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>>4373673

If you really want one then now would probably be the best time to start looking. The price is probably only going to continue going up as time passes.
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>>4373779
Then I shall correct myself by saying that cruel, heartless bastard.
>>
I have no idea if the fart fetishists are being ironic any more
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>>4373792
What a tool. And just look at his shirt. The sleeves don't even touch his arm.
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>>4373790
Rarity would probably be the only one who'd have the materials necessary, though AJ might have a chipped old tea set she got for some birthday or another and some apple-thyme tea. She might prefer iced or sweetened as opposed to hot tea, though.
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>>4373792

Just think, if any little girls were there at all he made their chances of getting one that much smaller.
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>>4373790
Twilight or Rarity would be great.

I could nerd out with Twilight about math and data structures and get Rarity to talk about herself for hours.
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>>4373796
>you will never freeze your favorite pony's toots and lick them like an ice pop
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>S1 DVD with audio commentaries with Cast and Crew
OH GOD YES
YES
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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>>4373799
Try it. You might even like it.
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>>4373773

What Anon am I ?
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>>4373765
i just got done with a scat/farting fetish situation today in real life and it was awful. i am not in the mood for farts right now.
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>>4373818
>the commentary if just hours of the cast wondering what the hell is wrong with the fans
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>>4373790

Twilight, Rarity, or Fluttershy
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>>4373833
AH HA HA
HOW
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>>4373818
We kept joking about it all this time

and now its a reality
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>>4373833
WHAT
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>>4373818
Tell me Tabs is on there.

pls
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>>4373833
You have to keep going
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>>4373836
It'll be Tara Strong pandering to bronies nonstop.
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>mfw realizing I've downloaded a file from /rs/ that I uploaded months ago
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>>4373833
Please, go into detail.
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>>4373810
dude above said that he supposedly bought them out in front of a girl wanting to get one
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>>4373846
I know
I mean we keep talking about it, we kept wanting it, we kept saying that will never happen.

I mean okay our dream also included in-character commentary but fuck it we're finally getting a DVD with commentary. It''s more than we ever expected
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>>4373781
I was just trying to make him more uncomfortable

like a joke
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>>4373818

>With special guest appearances from Sethisto, Mic the Microphone and Purple Tinker.
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>>4373870
Supposedly.
I know we usually yell "guilty until proven innocent, and then fuck the evidence," but come on. Nobody's that much of a douchebag, right?
Please don't shatter my few delusions of human decency.
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>>4373878
>jokes
Bronie scum
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>>4373781
In all seriousness, this constant concern about what is and what is not "circlejerking" gets a little tiresome.
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>>4373833
Nigga you better elaborate
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>>4373877
Screw DVDs. What is this, the stone age?

Where are my high definition ponies?
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>>4373885
That reminds me - who has that greentext about the neckbeard stomping on a child's toys and screeching DASHFAGS STRONG?
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>>4373880
I don't I'd be able to stop my table flipping spree.

I'd be sent to the mad house.
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>>4373885
i have yet to hear an official story and i doubt that he would own up to making a little girl cry, so i'm gonna hope that he didn't
it still wouldn't surprise me if he did though
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>>4373818
>only 25$
>still can't get it since it will never be in my country
;_;
I hope someone uploads it with the commentary track too
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>>4373885

JJ is an attention whore whose ego has been expanded by his own popularity. Stop having faith in people like him.
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>>4373891
Tiresome-anon p,s go
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>>4373797
Might as well look for a job then. Too bad these fucking fast food restaurants ain't hiring nobody.

But yeah, I can see these Derpies becoming at least $400 by next year.
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>>4373901

Anthrax pls
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>>4373900
>>
Odds vidya for an hour then art
Evens just art
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>>4373901

I wouldn't flip the table.

I'd personally just print off hundreds of letters that say nothing except WHY and mail them to studio 11.
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>>4373907
funky-typing-anon pls
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>>4373901
>anon flips table so hard it comes back into position
>keeps flipping till his fingers bleed
>all tables in the mental ward have to be replaced with large boxes bolted to the ground
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>>4373916

Pls stram.
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>>4373885
i used to think no one who draws child pornography could actually be a pedophile but then applblwwm ruined it for everyone.
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>>4373917
I'd join you
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>>4373906
>attention whore

I don't like the guy. Think he's kind of a faggot

But I haven't seen him do any attention whoring or drama out of him. And it would be ridiculously easy for him to do if that's what he wanted.
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>>4373901
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>>4373929
Did that realization result in some cry?
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>>4373926
Sorry bud, my connection or laptop is too balls to stream anything.
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>tfw even if I met twilight, I'm an utter simpleton compared to her and would never really be able to engage her on an intellectual level
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What if ponies were horses?
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>>4373906
>JJ is an attention whore


i thought this too. but i just checked his tumblr and it says it hasnt been updated in 4 weeks. what the fuck is he doing?
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>>4373901
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cTdFqwdwc
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>>4373773

What Anon am I?

Crossing fingers for butt looker Anon.
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>>4373926

No

I have to trace sometimes because I can't draw very well and I don't want people to know
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>>4373880

This is a joke right? Right?

Ha ha ha haaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>4373833
ELABORATE
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>>4373952
Buses

A mean can dream
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>>4373952

He can't think of anymore ways to be unfunny.
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>>4373945
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYoTMxVzQ-A
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>>4373958
Why would you reply as me.
Only i'm allowed to do that.
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>>4373916
If we're rolling

Evens, I go to bed like a sensible person
Odds, I accept I'm never going to have a normal sleep pattern and draw ponies god it's 3am what is wrong with me

doubles stream
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>>4373949
I would offer them a carrot and scratch them on the withers.

But only if their body language told me they were friendly.
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>>4373818
>VA track
>LOOK DERS AH MOOSE!

Is Faust on the production team track?

Mccarthy Faust Renzetti would be my ideal commentary track.
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>>4373963
But anon, the buses only come for MLPG artists.
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>>4373833
I NEED TO KNOW ANON DONT DO THIS TO ME
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>>4373972
Good night Anon
May you dream about ponies
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>>4373952

He updated today. saying he'd been in nyc. drew celestia and luna in manehatten.
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>>4373952

HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Yes, Derpy. Yes you are.
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>>4373949
Breed them and make a bajillion dollars.
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>>4373995
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4373995
>inb4 everyone calls you a brony autist
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>>4373984
Actually I'll probably just lie in bed for a few hours until it's time to wake up.

And *then* I'll fall asleep.

Fuck.
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>>4373952
LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEME E LOL LE XD LE MEME LE LOL LE XD LE MEE LE LOL LE XD
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>>4373976

Where the fuck did this moose shit even come from originally?
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>>4374001
get dunked faget she has a heart and ass and body of solid fucking gold
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>>4373952
>derpy luna ship
that is one weird ass ship
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>>4373952
Why does JJ have to ruin good things?
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>>4374008
Be serious, /co/!
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i used to get excited for VA's and what they did but now i am sick of their brony shit and constant shoutouts to sethisto and EQD.
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>>4374010

Everfree
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>>4374016

They just play vidya together. Dinky likes to watch when Derpy co-ops with Luna.
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>>4374013
What if derpy had a muffintop?
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>>4374008
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>>4374016
there's weirder.
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>>4374010
Everfree north west.

Mane six VA panel.

They tried to force moose as a meme there.
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>>4374008
you want a hug, bro?
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>>4374010
Nothing.

One of them said it to not answer a question and they kept saying it because that's what 40 year-old women find funny.
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>>4374010
At Everfree during the main cast VA pannel someone asked about S3. One of the VA, SPike's I think, said jokingly There's a moose to distract them.
The guy who was asking them questions even said that this is the start of a new epic meme.
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>>4374021
Only because they're not doing shout-outs to 4chan anymore.
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>>4374023
It's an implied ship throughout all of the updates including the both of them
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>>4374027
unf
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>>4374021
Steven Magnet's VA is pretty cool, tho.

Much better than any of the mane six VAs.
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>>4374021
Tabitha is stll okay right?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/user/FUNKMEISTERFISHalt

Put on your best pony accounts and subscribe to this guy, comment on stuff, etc. It'll be hilarious.
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>>4374038
>anymore
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>>4374027
It would be adorable and I'd be less self-conscious around her.
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>>4374043
Lee is an attention whore but he's adorable and an okay guy
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>>4374045
nypa etc
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>>4374027

Then I'd have to strip her free of whatever jeans were making them that way, and that awful shit baring the display of midriff so I could love all over her adorable pudge
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>>4374045
who gives a shiiiiiiiit
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>>4374043
Isn't he the same VA as Snips?

Yeah, he was hilarious at the Man Panel.
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>>4374045
>HertzDevil

Stop lurking!
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>>4374035
Why are ponies so fat?
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>>4374027
Hnng
Then i would give her raspberries
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>>4374035
do you think CJ would have followed the damn train if there was a pone hug at the end of it?
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>>4374043
also thanks to him and a couple of the other VA's the charity auction actually managed to sell some things
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>>4374060
I don't think HertzDevil browses /mlp/. I could ask him.
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>>4374045
What for? I'm only a click away.
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>>4374054

>shit

I meant shirt. Proofreading is your friend.
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>>4374019
>Giving a fuck about other people "ruining" things
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>>4374085
>my life is shirt
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>>4374079
No, not him, YOU!

You have an unhealthy obsession.
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>>4374043

>mfw SA sex slave
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if anyone is up for some furbrony drama, 0r0 is drawing porn of kenpanda,rose and his fursona together. after being told not to do it.

http://www.livestream.com/dosedfds/
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>>4374064
You know that would just make her giggle uncontrollably as she squirmed around your face pressed into her belly.
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>>4374091
You don't know who I really am!
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>>4374079
>browsing /mlp/
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>>4374059
Yeah, that's the guy.

The storyboardist panel was still the most entertaining panel for me at Everfree.
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>>4374090
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>>4374019
This is why people inevitably gravitate towards OCs.

Because nobody can ruin those except you.
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>>4374027
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>>4374043
>better than Tabitha
I'll cut you
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>>4374105
>being relevant to our conversation
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>>4374099
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>>4374099
You lied to me, fucker.
I want to see that
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>>4374099

>after being told not to do it.

What a fucking faggot.
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>>4374099
Oh look, it's that furfag always stirring up shit over 0r0
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>miniatures should get here today
>THEY DON'T FUCKING GET HERE TODAY
I MAD, MLPG

What are you waiting on TO FINALLY FUCKING GET HERE?
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>>4374102
Oh god, my heart
I would place my hands on her hips and smoosh her pudge up for better raspberries
Do you think she'd be weirded out by bellybutton play?
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>>4374128
I had some refills for my ecig that arrived today, after four fucking weeks
Spearmint flavor, mmm
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>>4374054

>She jerks away from you violently
>"STOP"
>She looks angry, almost furious
>She seems to come to her senses and embarrassment washes over her face. She looks away from you and crosses her arms over her stomach.
>Her cheeks are glowing like coals
>"I'm sorry, I didn't... I feel so ugly when people look at my fat.
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>>4374111
no it doesnt
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>>4374128
My life.
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>>4374128
The box full of packing peanut pones cuddling against the thing I bought to keep it safe.
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>>4374112
Don't worry. Tabitha still holds the crown of being the best of the best of mane six's VAs.
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>>4374128
my boot date.
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>>4374112
This woman.
Actually, her analogies make a lot more sense than usual
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All this post 2010 "culture". I can't keep up with you MLPG.

I'm gonna go play some Diablo. Fuck this.
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>>4374128

What miniatures ?
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>>4374128
Easy anon

No reason to get short
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>>4374160
Warhammers?
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>>4374128
>tfw ordered new tablet case and dice
>tfw placed the order yesterday with free 2-day shipping
>tfw it got here today because the facility ended up being nearby
I'm sorry.
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>>4374161
hey now, no reason to belittle him
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>That feel when close as fuck to breaking the chains of shitty art skill
>So close to propelling myself into the sky filled with acceptable art skill that will be genuinely appreciated

I'M SO CLOSE, I CAN FEEL IT.
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>>4374152
So did she voice that Rarity-licious rejection video or was that a fan? Because if it wasn't her they did a good job.
>>
goddammit
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>>4374112
>even if Mad Cathy does constantly sing christmas carols out of season and talk in a Russian accent
What

>you'll never have fun with the VAs working on the show
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>>4374111
She looks miserable in the left picture. I fun girl happy with herself is always more attractive than a girl who isn't.
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>>4374177
the guy who posted it said rarity's voice was done by a friend
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>>4374173
I believe in you, Anon.
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>>4374173
I CAN FEEL THE ART OVERTAKING ME

ONCE I GET ANATOMY DOWN
NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY
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>>4374173
Your entire post reeks of Rainbow Road for some reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIxCemuJYDc
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>>4374177

That was a fan. They've all been fans.
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>>4374190
Where is this shit from?
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>>4374169
>>4374160
No. Battletechs.
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Alright, Raisin Quest is up and ready to roll. Posting for the convenience of any interested questers:

>>4369211
>>4369211
>>4369211
>>4369211
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>>4374112
>valuable-pants
I want somebody to call me that ;_;
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>>4374161
>>4374171
heheheh
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>>4374194
Well then it's one of the few fan voices that doesn't make me cringe and slam the tab closed.

Also cheese sauce
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>>4374112
>Plays Rarity
>Is actually pink horse

It's like the rules don't matter.
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>>4374193
>not posting youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DCZey2P5KlI
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>>4374194
Except the original Twilightlicious was "indirectly" done by Tara herself, was it not?
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>>4374203
Is that an awesome and a grasshopper?
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>>4374221

While I liked the voice, some of the dialogue seemed off to me.
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Would you a printest woona?
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>>4374193

This makes me nostalgia about when 4chan would go down and 7chan would activate the floppy rotating horsecocks and flashing backgrounds and loop this video over and over:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0
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>>4374202
Two Best Sisters Play Portal 2
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>The main six will never visit Saddle Arabia
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>>4374232
From left to right, a Black Knight, Awesome, Uziel, and Wolverine.

Painted in the colors of the Donegal Guards because Steiner 4 fucking lyfe.
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>>4374233

As a Rarity fag I can agree with this statement.

>>4374230

That I do not know
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>>4374221
i thought the dash one was also pretty good
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>>4374257
What Rarity thing?
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>>4374241

Best gif from that
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>>4374229
A cute remix, but no match for the Doubles Dash Rainbow Road.
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Somebody stream something.
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>>4374230
yeah the origional was done by Tara
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>Friends ditched me because they're impatient fucks

It's okay, MLPG is all I need on a friday night
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>>4374251
steiner is shit
house liao 4 lyf
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>follow an artist because he did a few horseporn pictures i really liked
>all he draws now is overweight child anthro dogs with small human penises
>there is A LOT of these dogs

well, that shit certainty took a weird turn.
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>>4374280
What happened?
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>>4374270
I love it when pones' eyes enlarge.
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>>4374280
AWWWWWWW YEAH
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>>4374280
Why would you NOT spend your Friday night on MLPG?
It's like you don't even pone or something.
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>>4374257
I think the thing is that the VAs are not legally allowed to do voicing requests for fans' works and what not. So upon contacting Tara Blackgryphon just figured the work around for this would be that Tara "randomly" posts that voice clip, for no particular purpose. He then just took it and made it into an animated format.
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>>4374280
wanna play mafia

we can hang Thwist together if you want social avoidant anon.
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*spurt*
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>>4374291
I know that feel.

Oh god do I know that feel.
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>>4374280
hell yeah time to bust out the booze and post pone all night

god im so alone ;_;
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>>4374321
Yes
okay
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>>4374257
those 'licious video are pretty good fan works. I like the rainbow dash one for the tsundere I find so cute
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>>4374321
>we can hang Thwist together
>implying Twist is in the deck we use now
I lobbied for her, but I guess everyone else just hatted her too much.
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>>4374323
>musky
>bloated
>swollen
>gravid
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>>4374145
Would you let Peanut cling to your finger?
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>>4374338
It was unfair for RL. People fucking hate Twist, you were fucked.
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>>4374350
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>>4374350
>every single one of them looks the same, including the cutie marks
hnnngh
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If anyone wants to play, Wind Breaker Quest is go on the sub
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What does your favorite pony do alone on a Friday night?
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>>4374329
I'm too stupid to make one. Can someone an mafia?
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>>4374350
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>>4374355
And now Breaburn took his place
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>>4374350
I'd angle a fan towards a wall and let her fly around.
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>>4374350
I would give peanut a tiny hug with two fingers.
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>>4374368
practice her flying
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>>4374286
>space commies
>anything other than Hanse Davion's bitch

1) Lyran Commonwealth
2) Free Worlds League
3) Federated Suns
4) Capellan Confederation
5) Draconis Combine
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>>4374371
I'll do one
Give me a second
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1348198?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>4374350

>tfw I was drawing a picture where anon opens a box and it is stuffed full of peanut ponies

>tfw there are too many ponies to draw and i cannot draw that many ponies
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>>4374362
There's variances in the marks, we decided
Each one is a type of packaging, but it could be an envelope or some bubble wrap or maybe a brown-paper package or a wrapped christmas present
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>>4374350
A-are they all cutely witty like that? I don't think I could handle it.
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>>4374390
Every single one.
And they are so happy to see you when you open the package.
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>>4374390
yes, and in most packages there are at least a hundred of them
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>>4374386

LK pls unbusy
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>>4374386
I still love the idea of dumping out a box of them and listening as they yell and giggle while slowly floating to the ground.
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>>4374350
Am I the only one who doesn't find this cute?
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>>4374407
>open box
>instantly greeted by chorus of "Hi! Hello! Hi there! Hi!"
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>>4374382
Davion is shit
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>>4374418
>Am I the only one
no you never fucking are, i wish people would stop saying this
>>
What the hell is up with MLPG's love with ponifying inanimate objects?
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>>4374350
>hold Peanut gently
>rub her against your hair a few times
>stick her to the front of your shirt
>she giggles and snorts as you walk around with her clung to your chest
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>>4374409
How would you feed all of those hundreds of tiny peanut ponies?
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>>4374418
Me
What's the appeal?
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>>4374431
Dust bunnies
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>>4374428
It makes us happy.
We can imagine that we have a tiny pony living in our houses.
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>>4374431
they are peanut ponies they dont require food
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>>4374431
packing peanuts don't eat, dummy
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>>4374429
>she slowly learns how to manage being statically charged
>one day she cries out for you to look at what she did
>she's carefully walking up your wall
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>>4374428
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Does anyone feel like watching a stream of Fallout 2 played as little pip?
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Next think you know
You're going to be getting boners from packaging material
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>>4374427
>We are language's tool, not vice versa!
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>>4374446
>>4374442
I'm not good at this, sorry.
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>>4374431
You usually only hang out with them until you can bring them back to the post office. They like playing with people, but protecting packages and meeting new packing peanut pones is what they were born to do.
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>>4374453
The only thing more boring that playing fallout 2 is watching someone else play fallout 2
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>>4374424
>amidst the chorus of greetings you hear "Bonjour!"
>you're only the second person from your country that she's been delivered to
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>>4374455
>not fucking your boxes
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>>4374455
How do packing peanuts feel on your dick?
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>>4374467
Also playing Fallout 1.
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Can someone explain this peanut stuff?
Is this another one of those coke pony/ pizza pony type things?
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>>4374467

>playing Fallout 2
>boring

nigga wat.
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>>4374382
>based Kurita
>below dirty Liao scum

Fuck Marik too, place was nothing more than a smokescreen for the toasterfuckers.
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>>4374418
It's kinda meh. More of the signs that the general has been around way too long
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>>4373897
Buy the DVDs. Vote with your money. They make blu-ray once they see loads of dosh.

I'm riding the hype train over here
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>>4374477

>not knowing about packaging peanuts
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>>4374413

>Someone thinks I am LK
>I will never be that notable

I legit doodle planned just half a peanut pony and gave up because I couldn't handle that many.
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>>4374462
So, they're like the toys from Toy Story? What if they grow really attached to one particular person and don't want to go back?
>>
I didn't like Fallout 1 or 2 because they're so slow.
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>>4374477
you know packing peanuts you get in packages. they are now all tiny ponies who are very happy to be protecting your package and to see you upon successful delivery.
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>>4374477
It's a pretty simple concept.

Instead of packing peanuts protecting the contents of packages it's a bunch of tiny foam ponae.
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>>4374490
they dont
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>>4374491
pathfinder pls go
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>>4374490
That only happens rarely. In the greentext I did one of them hid behind your monitor as you took a box off to be recycled. You named her "Peanut" and it was the best day of her life.
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>>4374503
>not wanting to go fast all the time
But I do actually agree with that anon.
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Godammit I had a gigantic bag of packing peanuts lying in my room

Why'd I throw them away
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>>4374455
>sprinkle a handful over your erect penis
>some cling to the damp parts of your retracted foreskin
>they cling up and clumsily skitter around on your dick, squirming and bumping each other around
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>>4374520
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>>4374520
CLIMB NOT CLING AGAIN
>tfw making terrible, irredeemable, lifelong mistakes in your smutty greentexts
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>>4374512
Daww.

>>4374519
What would you do with them, throw the box over your head and have the peanuts rain over you?
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>>4374489
make it a smaller package!
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>>4374543


>packaging peanut bukake
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>>4374549

But it's already a small package. The only alternative is larger ponies, and they already look too big.
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>>4374543
>packing peanut pones raining down all around you
>their giggles and 'wheee's form an adorable chorus
>the ones on the ground first hug against your feet and legs
>the rest tumble across the floor, laughing as they roll around
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>>4374564

>being covered in a blanket of warm clingy Peanut ponies
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Hey MLPG, does anyone have a link to that post where Faust said the ponies are young adults on her DA? screenshot or actual comment link
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Everytime someone says package pone I think of a giant pair of testicles with hooves and a tail.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1348224?password=bd9b6fa6ff953cbee48ce28a3f6c91859e53be7d

Next one up
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>>4374519
>not recycling your peanut poneae and sending them off to wondrous new adventures
>"Hi! We kept this safe for you! It's shaped kinda funny! Who is Bad Dragon? They sound spooky!"
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What do packing peanut ponies think of the vacuum?
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IT'S FFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>4374577
>put all the peanuts away for the night in their box
>climb into bed and fall asleep
>wake up the next morning coated in pones
>a line of them snuggled under the edge of your blanket extends on either side of you
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These packing peanut ponies are the cutest things I've encountered in a long time.
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>>4374582
So what's this mafia about? Is it a fighting game?
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>>4374489
there done, now color this and get back to me.
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>>4374598

It's their version of Satan, and the cyclone action is their purgatory. It's punishment for not delivering parcels with all their heart.
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>>4374619
It's cops and robbers, but on the internet.
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>>4374621
it looks like a box of strange dicks
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>>4374628
thats dumb and you are dumb
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>>4374619
It's about giving idiots guns and hopeing not to day

Okay so there are two sides
Village and mafia
Each person has a role.
You have to use your special abilities to find and kill the mafia if you are village or to kll enough villagers that you outnumber them if you are mafia
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What happens to the peanut ponies who fall out of the box accidentally during packing and don't make it in the final shipment?
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>>4374628

That's terrible.

I would give them little umbrellas and such and put them on the stair banister or fireplace hearth and have them reenact Lemmings.
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>>4374628
I was going to post something adorable about turning the vacuum to reverse and blowing them all around the room, but then I realized that only cartoon vacuums do that.
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>>4374654
A cat eats them and shits them out later

inb4 vore
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>>4374665
>packing peanut pones playing Lemmings
oh shit

this is the best thing
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>>4374654
what the fuck are you supposed to do with peanut ponies when you are done? throw them in the fire? after a few packages your house will be over run.
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>>4374666
So? We're talking about tiny peanut versions of cartoon ponies.
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>>4374603
pls, someone

pls

draw anon with an afro of peanut ponies clinging to his head
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>>4374665

>yfw they waft into the fire.
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>>4374654
they go on fantastical adventures as the wind picks up their light little bodies takes them wherever it wants.
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>>4374665
>"Wee!"
>"Woohoo!"
>"Banzai!"
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>>4374675
>hard vore
Boooo
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>>4374621
>>4374621
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>>4374681

Send them off in packages of your own, duh.
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Need one more to start! Sign up at epic mafia, sign in, post above link to join game. Posting link first without being signed in will only error you out.
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>>4374681
you put them back in the empty box and take it back to the post office
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>>4374681
You take them back to the post office so they can be used again. Which you can also do with regular non-pone packing peanuts
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so when is the piss going to steal packing peanut ponies from us and make it horrible
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>>4374681
They're biodegradable, silly.
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>>4374679
>paper drink umbrellas for floaters
>a box of legos for builders
>climbers just shuffle their feet across your carpet
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>>4374712
>tfw you're the one that brought it up
I... I don't know what I would think. I'm really happy that people have taken a shine to my idea. I don't want to see it ruined ;_;
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>you will never catch bubble wrap in the middle of the night trying to snuggle up next to you, only to wake you up because she pops her bubbles anytime she moves
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I wonder if packing peanut ponies have favourite postmen that they get very excited about when they learn they're going to be delivered by.
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>>4374713
You're disgusting!
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>>4374748
>she dies when all the bubbles are popped
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>>4374731
They aren't creative enough to do more than trampling them into the dirt or leaving them out in the rain. They aren't as "innocent" and easily associated with small animals as the fluffy ponies were, so they'd actually have to think to come up with ways to ruin their tiny, naive little lives. And most pissgills are too lazy to do the required thinking for that.
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>>4374752
i doubt they have favorite postmen as they likely go all over the country/globe. but i bet some of them have favorite items they have delivered.
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>>4374748
Bubble wrap pone gives the most fun hugs.
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>>4374758
>implying she doesn't constantly generate new bubbles as the old ones are popped, much like how skin regrows over a scab
Give her a few minutes and she'll be good as new. Magic is crazy shit.
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>>4374770

Wouldn't they tend to stay within the same national mail circuit apart from when goods are shipped internationally?
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>>4374770
It's probably hard to see who's delivering the package from inside it.

As they're waiting to be shipped out in the storage tanks at the post office, do they share tips on how to best protect different items?
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>>4374761
>stepping on them
i just imagine them giving off a little pop or crunch noise and being a little flat. after a while they poof back into shape.
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>>4374786
Which is why getting a peanut pone with an accent is a rare and fun occurrence.
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>>4374802
>flattened peanut pone takes a deep breath
>stuffs her hoof into her mouth and blows hard
>pops back into shape
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>mfw package from Newegg came today and it was filled with regular peanuts and not pone
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>My Little Parcel General
>packing peanut ponies
This is just the best day
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>>4374831
>sell brony merchandise
>use custom-made pone shaped packing peanuts and charge inflated shipping and handling
>rake in the bronybux
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Peanut Pony x Bubble Wrap Pony OTP
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>>4374852
>not just keeping all the peanuts to yourself
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>packing peanut pones
>coke pone
>spaghetti pone
>pasta pone
>tobasco pone
>nutella pone
>bubble wrap pone

You guys just want to live in a world where everything around you is pone.
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>>4374831

>mfw package was full of air bags.
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>>4374802
>>4374830

Congrats, you've just managed to avert any chance of piss ruining our golden new pone.
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>>4374865
yes
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>>4374869
i feel like the hero MLPG needs right now, but not the one that it deserves.
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>>4374865
Somehow this is a surprise? Remember molecule and atom ponies?
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>>4374867

I fucking hate Air Bag pony
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Whilst we're on the subjects of little ponies, I like to imagine that my computer is a giant busy office filled with little ponies doing all sorts of tasks.
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>51 straight posts about peanut

Congratulations MLPG you've hit a month high.
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>>4374865
>gps pone does a little dance on your dashboard when you arrive at your destination
>alarm clock pone shouts at you for sleeping in late all the damn time
>phone pone peeks out of your pocket and psssts at you in a meeting when you get text messages
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>>4374883
Don't forget Nanopones that live in the bloodstream and fight infections and stuff.
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>>4374869
>>4374882
Thank you.
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IN A WORLD...

WHERE EVERYTHING IS PONE...
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What do you think of this pony MLPG?

Do you like it?
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>>4374920
THIS SUMMER
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>>4374930
JJ ABRAMS PRESENTS
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>>4374930
ANONYMOUS TAKES A TRIP
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>>4374928
Bland mane!
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>>4374901
>phone pone peeks out of your pocket and psssts at you in a meeting when you get text messages
OH GOD, MY HEART... ITS I.-AFHKUGHH
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>>4374920
ONE PONY...
AND ONE ZEBRA...
MUST FIGHT CRIME
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why
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>>4374928
she is a cute pony. I bet Dash is writing a Daring Doo x Wonderbolts crossover fanfiction right now.
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>>4374928
I donut like her colours
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>>4374928
recolor/10
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>>4374934

Why Can't I Hug More Than One At A Time 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Rated R.
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>>4374928
THAT PONY IS VERY old to not have a cutie mark yet
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>>4374946
BUT THEY'RE NOT ALONE
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>>4374934
>>4374954

LIAM NEESON STARING AS
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>>4374942
>she giggles as you use the touch screen on her tummy
>during a phone call she speaks with the voice of the person you're calling
>you talk into her butt
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>>4374961
STARRING GILBERT GOTTFRIED
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>>4374968

>You have to put your important business call on hold and tell her off because the vibrations from your voice are making her all hot and bothered.
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>>4374975
whenever i see his face or read his name everything is in his voice for at least 5 minutes.
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>>4374975
AS THE COP TWO WEEKS FROM RETIREMENT
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k time 2 kill throd
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>>4374991
but throd is already dod
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>>4374968
>>4374982
>not just using Speakerphone and setting her on the table
Come on now, she's a delicate piece of machinery. The Bluetooth attachment (which is basically just a little tiny headset for her and an earclip for you) was also made to prevent your phone from overheating.
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>>4375010
>speakerphone
>not speakerpone
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>>4375007
>>4375007
>>4375007
Blue horse here.
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>>4374942
>pssst
>poke fone pony
PSSsstt
"stop it"
>......
>PPPSSSSSTTTT
"Stop."
>>......
>>"BRING BRING BRING! WEE-OOH WEE-OH!"
"Stop it you're on vibrate!"
>"No I'm not and you got a text"
"I'm sorry ma'am, I-"
>"It'ssss from Sar-rahhhhh...."
"Stop. No ma'am it's my phone I-"
>"SHEEEE LLLIIIKKKEEDD THE CRABBBB LASTTT NIGHT"
"Stop yelling! You don't need to yell!"
>"youturnedthevolumeup, AND SHE PUT A SMILEY FACE AT THE END, A COLON AND AN END PARENTHESES! "
"ITS A TEXT, IT DOESN'T HAVE- whatever, just say 'k' back."
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>>4375010
>little tiny headset for her
oh gosh it's like a miniature walkie talkie system

hhhhhnnnnnnnnngggggg
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>>4375039
weird, when I try opening that from here I get a 404. When I push reply from the main page it goes there just fine.
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Found us some evidence, have we? I wonder what Twilight's going to think about it?

Let's continue.
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>>4375720

Let's hope an adult can stay awake easier than our friends.
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>>4375720

Hurry up, my box of chocolate raisins is running empty fast.
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You guys left the candle burning in the clubhouse.

Do you guys not know what happens to unattended candles?
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>>4375799

If the clubhouse burns when the rain will put the fire out. Besides, we can have a solid gold one built.
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>>4375583
>>4375586
>>4375663
Take the Stone Scale to Twilight for closer examination
With the rain pouring down and soaking your comrades, you take your newly acquired Stone Scale and firmly clutch it in your mouth. The scale must have incredible durability; even in the grasp of your jaws, it doesn't so much as crack. The head sized scale's sharp edge extends out like a finely ground sawblade.

You pick up your hooves and start moving toward the Library. Sweetie Belle drags on behind, slowly catching up. As you make your approach to the giant tree, you see that there's a single light coming from one of the upper story windows.

You set the scale down for a moment. "Hey! She's awake!"

Scootaloo laughs a little. "That's probably Spike's night light."

Undeterred, you pick up the scale and approach the door. You see that the hole you put in it earlier has been haphazardly boarded up to keep the rain from getting in. Gently, you push on the door, only to find that it's locked.

"Oh, horseapples." You think to yourself.

Sweetie Belle catches up, seeing that you and Scootaloo are simply standing in the doorway. "She's not awake, is she? Did you knock?"

You point to the boarded up hole.

The little marshmallow filly takes that as her cue to tap on the door. With a rhythmic set of strikes, she pounds away, hoping for an answer and a way out of the cold soon.

Suddenly, the door opens up. Spike jumps back when he sees the large razor edged scale in your mouth.
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>>4375888

"Oh hey, it's Twilight's pet lizard. Is she awake?"
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>>4375888

"Is Twilight awake ? We have something important to tell her."
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>>4375888

Threaten him with the scale and force him to pet our companions and rub their bellies.
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>>4375888

"Hey Spike, wanna go for a swim?
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>>4375888
"Boo."
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>>4375888

Ask Spike to wake Twilight up. We have SCIENCE! (tm) to do.
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>>4375888

Braced for imminent plot thickening, cap'n!
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>>4375910
>>4375914
>>4375925
You spit the scale out, letting it embed itself into the Library floor. It does so effortlessly.

"Boo."

The little dragon lets out a terrified yell. Immediately, Twilight starts to groan. "It's just the rain... go back to sleep, Sp..." As she comes down the stairs, she sees you and your groggy friends standing in the door with some sharp looking shield embedded into her floor.

"What in Equestria are you girls doing here at this time of night?" The concerned mare asks.

"Twilight, I ran into some live Boulder Snakes just a little while ago. This came off of their leader... some giant red cobra. She used an Amulet and her scale to bring that snake statue outside to life."

The purple mare looks like she didn't catch a word of the explanation. She trots down the rest of the stairs, approaching the scale hesitantly. Her magic deftly plucks the stony shield from her floor. "Spike... light a few candles..."

In a matter of minutes, Twilight is pacing back and forth, looking at the monstrous sized scale laying on her table. You can hear both of your friends snoring alongside Spike in a comfy chair.

"...I've never seen anything like this." Twilight admits. "I can't find a single reference to any creature that would have scales like this..." She looks back and forth between your stony skin and the scale, drawing an obvious comparison between the two. "...It's completely made of stone, I know that much..."
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>>4375992

Would the Princess have any idea ?
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>>4375992

"It wasn't made of stone when the cobra revived it with and amulet. Could there possibly by a temporary stone-to-flesh spell?"
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>>4375992

Ask her if her research into boulder snakes told her if they have some sort of hierarchy.
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>>4375992

Tell her the snakes slithered off to where the schoolhouse sunk in and that there's a magma pool there now. Also tell her that you saw a couple of pegasus guards with them and that someone might have pulled some strings for the storm to happen tonight.
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>>4375992

Ask her if we can borrow her pet for some magma swimming and that she can study the scale if she doesn't want to go on an ADVENTUUUUUUURE!!
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>>4376019
"Would the Princess have any idea?"

Twilight holds the uniform scale up in the air, spinning it around very slowly. She's looking it over as best as she can. "Princess Celestia barely knew anything about the Boulder Snakes... I don't know if she'd be able to tell us what creature this thing could possibly belong to..." She sets the scale down carefully. "It's worth a shot, at the very least."

She looks over at Spike and the CMC, giving a soft smile. "Maybe we could send one first thing in the morning?"

>>4376032
"That scale wasn't made of stone when the cobra revived the statue with her amulet. Could there possibly by a temporary stone-to-flesh spell?"

Twilight shakes her head. "There are spells that can reverse the horrible magic of a cockatrice's petrification, but we've tried all kinds of things like that on you, remember? None of them worked."

You nod, recalling all the odd spells you were inundated with for almost a solid month after your return home.

"...whatever magic caused the Boulder Snake to become petrified was much more powerful than a cockatrice's gaze." Twilight sits down and puts a hoof to her chin, immediately grabbing a book with her magic. "...I'll try and see if I can find something on that Amulet... I've never heard of something like that. The Princess might know something about it?"
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>>4376098
Tell her about the eruption.
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>>4376098

Well, I guess it's off to the schoolhouse again.
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>>4376098

Ask her if she has any umbrellas.
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>>4376098

Have we told her what we've learned about LS and how he's some sort of dragon living in the mountains that Derpy has semi-regular contact with?

Maybe she should look at varieties of dragons for any that are serpent-like.
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>>4376098
Tell her that the snakes said something about an eruption, and that we found a hole full of magma by the schoolhouse. The school was also barricaded by a palisade and there was something keeping watch from the bell tower.
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>>4376120

Seconding. I have a feeling this is a major, chunky plot point.
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>>4376160

What if Derpy is part of the conspiray and LS WAS A RED HERRING THE WHOLE TIME!?
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>>4376120
>>4376173
"The Boulder Snake that was trapped inside the statue mentioned something about an 'eruption' when it woke up... it didn't sound good."

Twilight flips through her book. "No.. no... no..." She looks up, stopping on a page mid flip. "...did you say eruption? Like a volcanic eruption?"

"I'm not sure. The snake just starting talking about some sort of an eruption, then the cobra hit him."

Twilight looks completely stumped. "...well, there aren't any volcanoes immediately around Ponyville. The only ones I know of are far off to the west... Spike traveled out there once." She shakes her head. "...an eruption... that really does not sound good, though. Maybe the snakes can sense when a volcano is about to erupt?"

"Twilight, I also saw some magma out near the schoolhouse. I think the snakes might have had something to do with it..."

The purple mare sets her book down. "You actually SAW magma? Like molten rock magma?"

You simply nod.

She looks mortified. "...these things might not be able to predict eruptions..." She paces back and forth. "...if they created molten rock just like that... there's a chance that these snakes might be able to CAUSE eruptions!" She plants her hooves down on the floor. "You said you last saw them by the schoolhouse, correct?!"

You nod again.

"We haven't a moment to lose! I must see this with my own eyes." Twilight grabs an Umbrella from beside the door and ushers you out. Your friends are still fast asleep.
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>>4376270

Well, time to choose, Sweetie Pone or Scootapone?
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>>4376270

Can we get another inventory check on who has what? It might be time to use the wakeup powder.
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>>4376285

Spike, he can swim in magma.
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>>4376285

I vote Sweetie Belle. Scootaloo is too brash and go running head first into danger. Might want to do some item swappage though.
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>>4376300

Good point. Is he still awake? How tired is he?
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>>4376270

Might be time to do some inventory rearranging.

If possible we should bring along Scootaloo and leave Sweetiebelle behind.
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>>4376291
GAME INFO:
INVENTORIES:
Raisin: Hayseed, Empty Flask, Lamp, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Long Rope (Equipped)

Sweetie Belle: Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Satchel + Bubblegum

Scootaloo: CMC Cape x2, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up Dust

Twilight: Umbrella
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>>4376300

Also dat breathe attack.

What's his carrying capacity?
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>>4376326
>>4376309
GAME INFO: Spike is currently snoozing alongside Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. He is able to carry precisely two items, one in each claw.
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>>4376312

Use wake-me up dust on Scootaloo, give Sweetie's equipment to Spike.
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>>4376345

Use powder on Spike, give him Sneezing powder and TNT.
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Hmm, I forgot that we could use the Wake-Me-Up-Dust on Sweetie.
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>>4376345

Take Spike on your back, or Twilight's since she has an umbrella, and only wake him up if necessary. Leave the crusaders sleeping.
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>>4376312

Swap Empty Flask with Sneezing powder. Use dust on Spike give Spike stompstarter and firework.
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>>4376378

But if we have the dust then why not use it now? It'll let us carry another item and if we're going to take Spike we'd end up using it on him anyways.
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>>4376270
Warn her about the lookout in the school's clocktower.

Don't want her to get zapped or something.
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>>4376395
Why do we want to make the firebreathing dragon sneeze?
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>>4376408

I say wake up Spike, give firework to Raisin, drop empty flask, put both capes over her to keep the firework drier, give Spike sneezing powder and stompstarter. Gotta have our lucky stompstarter.
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>>4376454

We don't, but since we need to keep the firework dry in our bag, we need to give him the sneezing powder to hold until we need it.
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Can't Twilight carry saddlebags with her umbrella?
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>>4376464

Sounds solid.

>>4376434

Seconding. Tell her she might want to prepare a shield.
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>>4376300
>>4376309
>>4376326
>>4376367
>>4376378
>>4376395
"Wait a minute, Twilight. I have an idea."

Twilight has an immediate look of urgency upon her countenance. You carefully walk across the creaky floor to your pile of friends, all cozily sleeping in a big, comfortable chair under a blanket. You get a solid grip on Spike's head and pluck him up from between Sweetie and Scoots. Amazingly, he manages to stay asleep.

Looking around, you see that Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo's saddlebags have been placed safely off to the side. You sort through Scootaloo's bag. You see that, while the bags are slightly damp, the contents are mostly dry. You swap your Empty Flask out for Scootaloo's Sneezing Powder. You pull out the Stompstarter and the lone noisemaking Firework that Scoots had stored.

Quickly, you splash the bag of Wake-Me-Up Dust on Spike's face. He springs awake. "Wha!?" The dragon looks like he just got a full night's sleep in an instant. The powder worked perfectly, just as Zecora said.

"Here, hold these." You give Spike the Firework and the Stompstarter. He looks at the Stompstarter. "Uhh... I can breathe fire?"

"No time to argue. C'mon, we've gotta get going!"

You pick him up and toss him over to Twilight. He rests comfortably under the Umbrella. "What's going on? What did you throw at my face?"

Your 3 pony group heads out and barrels down the road. Your thunderous stomping is only slightly muffled by the pattering rain.

>Continued...
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>>4376531

inb4 instant death.
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>>4376590

don't worry. With our lucky stompstarter, NOTHING can possible go wrong.
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>>4376624

>stompstarter spontaneously combusts
>ignites fireworks
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>>4376531
In just a matter of minutes, you come up on the schoolhouse. You look around the front for the soft patch of magma you spotted earlier. It seems to have disappeared in the rain.

Twilight looks over the schoolhouse. "...what the hay?" She taps the spears sticking out of the ground. "When did this happen?"

Spike jumps down, leaving your items atop Twilight's dry back. He starts sniffing at the air. With certain curiosity, he walks over towards the front of the school. "Hey... do you smell that?" He kneels down and pokes at the ground. Suddenly, a bright orange glow follows his claw up. "Whoa!"

Twilight calls him over to get a closer look. "...yep. That's definitely magma alright. Spike, can you see how deep it goes?"

"I touched the ground underneath... it's like it's just a little patch sitting here..." Spike dabbles some of the molten rock onto his nose.

"This is definitely weird..." Twilight comments.

>>4376434
>>4376518
You get an incredibly bad feeling about this. "Twilight... uh.. I forgot to mention. I think I saw somepony in the school belltower..."

She turns her head towards the school, unable to look up into the rain. "I can't see anything..."

You see the shadow leaning out, trying to get a better look. It pulls back for a moment, maneuvering around in the small space of the belltower. You cannot clearly see what it's doing.
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>>4376686

Tell Twilight to not move while Spike tests the ground.
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>>4376686

lick the magma
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>>4376686
maybe we should try to get closer without being spotted?
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>>4376686

Ask Twilight if she knows any barrier spells.
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>>4376686

Ask Twilight if she can cast a focused light spell at the belltower.
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>>4376734

If we walk haphazardly we might plummet through the ground into magma if it's covered up. We need to have Spike act as a mine detector.
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>>4376742
>>4376737

Yeah, we should know what Twilight is capable of.
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>>4376775

We still don't know if the magma does anything to us. I say we poke the magma
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>>4376686
Tell her it is up there. Ask if she can create a bright flash and a loud bang in the tower with her magic, then drag it down while it is stunned.
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>>4376808

But it would fry Twilight to a crisp. She needs to be careful.
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>>4376799
>>4376737
>>4376742
>>4376826
GAME INFO: Twilight knows many spells. Most of them, however, take a turn to use. You could ask her to use a spell if you wanted to (75% success rate; rain hampers line of sight)
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>>4376854

She should probably throw up a barrier spell. Now that we're poking around they might want to shoot us with their zappy gun.
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>>4376902
won't they notice the barrier?
it's harder to spot us without a giant purple sphere covering us
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>>4376854

Well, if they take a turn to cast, then maybe it would be good to erect a shield in the direction of the tower.

Can it be invisible?
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>>4376923

We're poking around and exposing glowing magma. That shit is easy to see in the dark.
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>>4376940
GAME INFO: Casting a barrier spell would be immediately visible in the rain. Every raindrop would activate the barrier.
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>>4376902
I really think she should try to grab it and pull it over to were we can see it, and where it won't fall through the ground and into the magma.
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>>4376977

Probably a better idea. How far can Twilight reach with her telepathy?
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>>4376999
GAME INFO: Under normal circumstances, Twilight wouldn't have a problem reaching the school's belltower.
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>>4376977

On second thought, fuck the barrier. Pull him over and it's time to interrogate.
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>>4377014

And these are abnormal because of the rain?
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>>4377014

Ask Twilight if she thinks she could retrain a pegasi from the tower in the rain then. She knows her abilities more than anyone.
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>>4377027
GAME INFO: Take that as you will.

>>4377042
GAME INFO: Asking Twilight a question would take precisely one turn.
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>>4377016
Do it.
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>>4377064

FFFFFFFF

Do the barrier. All this talk of turns makes me think our next few actions are very time sensitive.
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invisibility spell?
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>>4377016
I think this might be the best option.
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I guess we should ask Twilight to erect a barrier, it doesn't hurt to play safe.
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>>4377107

We need info. Take the risk. If we have to end up reloading. We might at least be able to see the event we missed.
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>my heart is beating on its own, onii-chan.
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>>4377109
So don't waist time with a barrier.
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inb4 ded Twily
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>>4377107
>>4377133
>>4377140
You follow your gut instinct. Whatever that figure is up in the tower, it feels threatening. You decide to address it immediately.

"Twilight, there's definitely something up there. Can you pull him down?"

Twilight strains through the rain. Even with her Umbrella, there's too much falling water for her to get a clear look at the subject in the tower. "Raisin, I honestly cannot see anything..." She squints, lighting up her horn. "I can't seem to get a hold of anything..."

Spike is patting the ground around the front of the school, looking for anymore lava.

Suddenly, you hear a thunderous boom from the tower. It's deep and hollow. In a split second, you hear the ground peppered with the thuds of something heavy... it sounds like bags of sand smashing into the road.

"Twilight?! Twilight, are you okay!? Spike?!"

You hear another boom from the tower. You get hit by two of the bags. They simply explode against your stony exterior. Looking about in the rain, you see Spike laying on the ground with his hand still full of magma. Twilight is nearby; it looks as though she's fallen over.

The bell starts ringing. The figure in the tower sounds like it's hitting it with a soft fist. Accompanying the tolls is a piercing howl.
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>>4377257

I immediately regret everything.
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>>4377257

Grab Spike and check on Twilight then get out of there.
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>>4377257

See if Twilight's really ded.

Does she look wounded in any way?
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>>4377257
See if they're okay.
We need to get the hell out of here.
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>>4377257
Grab Twilight and pull her to safety.
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>>4377257

Can we get a refresher on the rules for saving?
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>>4377257

There wasn't even a roll. We didn't even have a chance, did we?
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>>4377314

and loading, I meant.
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>>4377336
Let's not load just yet.
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>>4377301
>>4377307
>>4377309
>>4377312
You immediately rush over to Twilight. Over the noise of the rain, the belltower, and the howling, you lean in close to her face. She's groaning really lightly. You see that her Umbrella has been snapped in half. Under the low level light, you're unable to see if she's been seriously injured. She doesn't immediately appear to be... she's definitely not conscious, though.

You lift up Spike. He's groaning lightly as well. You take care to let his magma filled claw lay off the side of your back. He's rolling a little bit; it sounds like he got hit in the chest.

Up in the belltower, you see some shadows sliding down the roof. There's one still on the roof with another coming up from the belltower.

"...what the..."

>>4377323
GAME INFO: Unless expelling an incredible amount of magical energy, Twilight needs a rather precise line of sight in order to grab things with her magic like the doll out of Big Mac's mouth in Lesson Zero, for example. The rain and darkness provided far too much cover to allow her to lock onto the figure in the belltower.

>>4377336
GAME INFO: Saving and loading can be done by calling a vote to save or load. Hayseed must be present on Raisin in order to complete a save/load or, alternatively, Raisin must be annihilated in some way to automatically trigger a load.
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>>4377402

Let's try and lift her on our back and run as fast as we can towards the town. If we're pursued we're at least small enough to duck in streets and alleyways.
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>>4377402
use the firework to create a distraction
then run
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>>4377402

Grab Twilight and Spike and go.
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>>4377440

Throw it in a magma pool. Even if it is a little wet the tremendous heat will make some sort of explosion.

Then take both party members and gallop as fast as we can while still keeping balance.
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>>4377402

Well, she's groaning, so she's not immediately ded.

The guard is probably summoning the serpents though

>>4377433
>>4377449

Can we even carry Twilight? She's a lot bigger than we are.
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>>4377402
Put Spike on our back and drag Twilight to safety. Never take our eyes off the slithering shadows.
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>>4377440
>>4377461
Quickly, you reach down for the Firework that was on Twilight's back. It's slightly soaked from laying on the ground, but you take aim and chuck it towards the magma patch in front of the school.

The slowly approaching figures suddenly stop, watching the Firework fly through the air. When it lands in the magma, you hear an incredibly vociferous explosion followed by an extremely bright flare. For just a moment, you see that the shadows are some sort of bipedal, armored canines. You notice that they are carrying a large, weighted net.

While they feel around blindly in the darkness, now night-blind and slightly deaf, you pick up Twilight and carry her in your forelegs. Moving a little slower, you get some distance between you and the dogs and rest behind a tree. You hear a raspy, high pitched voice shouting in the rain.

"Find them! Find them! Go dogs, mush!!"

A small barking stampede travels on down the road, heading your way. You're currently behind a tree, probably out of sight...
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>>4377531

>Diamond Dogs

The plot thickens even more!
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>>4377531
Do we have both Twilight and Spike with us?
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>>4377531
Move around the tree as they pass so that they don't spot you.
They were deafened by the explosion, so they might not hear us shifting around.
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>>4377531

We should keep moving, they can still probably smell Twilight and Spike.
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>>4377581
GAME INFO: Spike and Twilight are currently in your party, although unconscious.
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>>4377531

Are you fucking kidding me?

I bet this was what the blue gems were for, not light potions.

Fucking Hell, it's the comb all over again.
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>>4377585

Try to shift rather than stomping through, to minimize noise.
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>>4377596

Not in this rain they can't. Still, it would be good to get back to civilization if we can.
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>>4377598

Gently nuzzle Twilight when we're not shifting around to stay out of sight. Be very careful not to bruise her though.
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>>4377585
>>4377611
You carefully push Twilight and Spike further behind the tree to obscure them from view of the road. You know the dogs were startled by the Firework you threw, so their senses are probably dulled significantly. As you move Spike, you see that his claw is still glowing with magma. It only provides a little light, but you make sure that he's completely obscured by the tree.

As the dogs make their approach, then end up running completely passed you.

"Whew..." You sigh a breathe of relief out of habit into the night storm. Twilight and Spike are still knocked out.
>>4377652
You lean down, gently nuzzling Twilight under her chin. She simply groans softly.

From the road, you hear footsteps. You align yourself with the tree to try and stay out of sight. Keeping an eye out, you spot a shadowy figure scanning the darkness. Two piercing, greenish yellow eyes look about in the darkness. They do a double take on your tree.
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>>4377686

Stay still. Don't even shift around. If it's the snake they might be sensitive to vibrations in the ground.
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>>4377686

Stay still, if the figure starts to move toward us then charge.
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>>4377686
Do what >>4377730 said. Don't try to kill the thing, just scare it off.
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>>4377686

Well, let's look at our options. we either run and get caught, or risk hiding.

I say hiding.
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>>4377730

Thirding this, but only take action if we know for sure it's coming towards us with obvious intent.

Also stop nuzzling Twilight. Her moans might give us away unf
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>>4377715
>>4377730
>>4377763
>>4377764
>>4377782
You remain perfectly frozen in place... like a statue. You found that your stony exterior aids with this statue mimicry; you can completely lock your body into position without flinching a single inch. As the rain pours down, you see the tall figure fidgeting with something.

"Stupid pony thing... come on, work..." You see the eyes are directed down toward himself. With a few punches, you see a bright flurry of sparks light up the area by the tree. It appears as though the dog has picked up your lucky Stompstarter.

"Oh come on..." You think to yourself.

"Aha! There we go..." He strikes it again, looking toward the tree this time. As the sparks fly into the air, he jumps back. He apparently must have seen you. He sits on the ground, baffled. "...wha.. what was that?!?"

He appears to have dropped the Stompstarter in his surprise. He fumbles around, searching the road for the device.
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>>4377809

Fuck. Can we shift our position so that we look like a heroic statue?
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>>4377809

NOT OUR STOMPSTARTER!

Do we have the wake up powder? Fuck, that probably fell on the ground too.
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>>4377809

Time to smash
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>>4377809
Should we try to scare him off by hoofing at the ground?

>>4377854
Try to avoid killing. I bet these dogs are potential allies.
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>>4377848
GAME INFO: The Wake-Me-Up Powder was already used on Spike.
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>>4377830

...That might be crazy enough to work.

Shift a bit to distance ourselves from Spike and Twilight and take a pose I guess. Diamond Dogs are dumb, maybe they haven't heard of the legendary stone pony of Hicktown?
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>>4377863

I meant the sneezing powder, fuck.
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>>4377860

We don't have to kill him, just the knock the wind out of him.
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>>4377860

>Guarding a place where the snakes were last seen
>allies.

Only if we can bribe them with loadsamoney. Even then, the snakes might have an offer they can't refuse.
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>>4377870
GAME INFO:
INVENTORY:
Raisin: Hayseed, Sneezing Powder, Lamp, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Long Rope (Equipped)

Spike: Nothing

Twilight: Nothing
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>>4377881

He'd also alert his allies. We could take them, but they'd kidnap Twilight in the commotion.
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>>4377889
The Diamond DOgs might have no clue about the snakes and are hiding in the school house because their tunnel is suddenly full of lava.
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>>4377894

Dump our bags behind the tree, take statue-like pose.
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>>4377913

We can assess that later on our own.

Our priority is getting Twilight and Spike back to someplace safe.
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>>4377809
Hit him with the sneezing powder and get out of there with Spike and Twilight.
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>>4377934

Thirding this as the best bet for minimal conflict.
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>>4377830
>>4377865
>>4377934
>>4377969
You quickly turn the Diamond Dogs mistake to your advantage. Ditching all of your equipment beside Twilight and Spike, you take a few steps out in front of the tree and freeze yourself into a heroic position. You raise your forelegs up high, standing on your rear legs. You let your body freeze you in place as the Diamond Dog finally finds your shiny Stompstarter once more.

He punches it a few times until some sparks fly out. They bounce off of your face, landing harmlessly on the ground. You can see his canine face crack a smile. He approaches you, cackling to himself. He puts one of his feet on your face, then gives you a solid push. You fall over, thudding against the ground. He looks down in satisfaction.

"Ha! Take that, stupid pony statue!" He looks quite proud of himself.

Slowly, he turns back towards the road, continuing along. His greenish yellow eyes bead down along the sides as he explores. The other dogs that ran ahead are coming his way. You can faintly hear him asking if they found the 'missing ponies'.
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>>4378008

Oddly enough I don't regret anything at the moment.
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>>4378008

Try to listen in.
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>>4378008

Stay still. Wait for them to get some distance before moving again.
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>>4378008
Stay still and listen.
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>>4378070
>>4378035

>inb4 they tell him one of the ponies they're looking for is made of stone.
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>>4378008

Can we see Twilight and Spike from our position without moving our body?
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>>4378035
>>4378053
>>4378070
"What do you mean they got away?! You mangy mutts aren't good for anything!"

One of the dogs says that they're really good at digging. The dog with your Stompstarter bops that dog on the head. "They've probably told all of Ponyville we're here by now! Get to your battle stations, pronto!"

The small group of dogs takes off back towards the schoolhouse. As they continue running down the road, you can't help but notice that the leader is staring you down. He starts to continue on, but he stops and comes back. "...I can't believe I'm doing this..."

He leans down, attempting to pick you up. He strains and struggles, unable to lift you. "Gah! What is this thing MADE of? The boulders were lighter than this!" He drags you a little distance in the rain, stopping to breathe for a moment in the rain. He doesn't look too determined to continue dragging you down the road, but you're not completely sure.

>>4378120
GAME INFO: From your old position and your current one, you are unable to see your other party members.
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>>4378160
Don't move.
That dumbass will give up soon enough.
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>>4378160

Don't move, he's probably considering just giving up.
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>>4378160
Don't move. If he keeps trying the drag us turn out head so we are staring him right in the eyes, and smile at him.
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>>4378160
fart
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>>4378205
>If he doesn't give up soon
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>>4378160

Stay still.

We're just a lawn decoration, not a filly, no siree bob.
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>>4378205

2spooky
>>
That reminds me, I wonder if we have a geode inside of us.
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>>4378180
>>4378189
>>4378205
>>4378239
>>4378262
You choose to remain completely still. He grunts and strains as he tries to drag you on down the road by himself.

50% chance that he gets a straggling helper (odds on the dice); roll failed, got a 6.

He pants as the rain soaks his coat. It looks like the first bath he's ever taken in his life. His coat matted down and completely frustrated with trying to move your incredibly heavy form any further, he drops you in the middle of the road. "Forget it! Stupid pony statue!" In anger, he kicks your head. He manages to successfully stub his toes.

Limping away, the dog seems defeated. In a matter of moments, he disappears into the rainy darkness of the night.

You breathe another sigh of relief out of habit. You maintain your heroic pose as you lie on the ground, letting the slowly relenting rain patter against your stony exterior.
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>>4378298
Drag Twilight and Spike back to the library.
I think we've had enough near-death experiences for one evening.
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>>4378298
Go back to help our friends and check on spike's condition. Get them both to the hospital.
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>>4378312
And don't forget to grab our saddlebags.
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>>4378298

Retrieve bags and see if Twilight died from her wounds while we were off doing shenanigans.

Also retrieve stompstarter.
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>>4378357
Spike was the wounded one, not Twilight.
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>>4378357

Oh yeah, don't forget our lucky stompstarter.

They left it on the ground, right?
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>>4378367

Twilight is also unconscious. She was hit with something.
>>
Can we poke the magma while we're still here? I really want to know whether or not it hurts us. Just dip the tip of your tail into it.
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>>4378312
>>4378318
>>4378319
Ha! I thought I might have been able to get you guys to abandon the bags. Good catch, Hiro.

You let your pose relax. You lay on the ground for only a few more moments before rolling back up onto your hooves.

"Wow... those guys are really dumb."

You head back to the tree that you left Twilight and Spike at. Looking down, you see that the molten rock on Spike's claws have solidified. They're both still very much unconscious... their condition doesn't seem to have changed much since you dropped them off, though Twilight sounds like she's breathing a bit shallower.

You make sure that all of your equipment is secured and re-equipped as it was before you played statue. Carefully, you are able to pick up Spike by the nape of his neck while Twilight sits atop your back. You make your way back towards the Library, feeling lucky to be alive.

You can hear the rain finally starting to let up. It's gone from sheets to a dull, manageable roar. Some pegasi are probably high above you right now, shoving the clouds around. You figure having nighttime weather shift must be punishing, especially when you consider that they have to manage the storm all night and keep it going.

In a few minutes, you carefully open up the door to the Library. You set Twilight and Spike down gently on the floor, looking them over.

>Continued...

>>4378357
GAME INFO: You cannot retrieve your trusty Stompstarter. A dog has purloined it.
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>>4378423

>ded Twilight

;_;
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>>4378423

>Dog stole our shit

I'LL KILL THE BASTARD!
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>>4378423
Immediately, you notice that Twilight's side has been badly bruised. There's a distinct rounded square bruise on her chest; a direct hit from one of the belltower sandbags. She's looking a bit more pale than usual...

Spike looks like he's in some pain. He's still clutching at his chest in his unconscious sleep.

"Oh man... what am I going to do?"

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are still snuggled up under a blanket together. They haven't moved since you picked up Spike from between them.
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>>4378423

First AJ out of commission, now Twilight, and god knows who next.

I have a feeling that losing such crucial party members will have a big impact on the final conflict.
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>>4378467

Wake their asses up and tell them they need to go to the hospital and find a nurse.
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>>4378467
Wake Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo up.
We need to get Twilight and Spike to the hospital.
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>>4378467

Maybe we should have brought them to a hospital instead of the library.

Dummies.
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>>4378467

Fill a pot with water and splash it over their faces. They need to wake up and stay with us.
>>
>Library
Great move, guys. It's not like Ponyville has a hospital or doctor's office or anything.
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>>4378467

We are so fucked.

Wasted the wakeup powder for nothing.
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>>4378467
>Library
god dammit
RUN YO ASS TO THE HOSPITAL
GET THE NURSE! THE DOCTOR!
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>>4378467
Get
Them
To
The
Hospital
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>>4378491
>>4378527
You try to think of a way to wake them up quickly. You look around, seeing a nearby pot. You rush it to the kitchen, filling it with cold water. Quickly, you return to the two and drench their already soaked forms with a healthy amount of water. It doesn't seem to do anything.

You take a moment to realize that they've been in the storm with you since you first left the house.

"...huh."

They're still both unconscious. Twilight is still breathing rather shallow. A certain panic sets over you... you're not sure what to do. You wish that you were a doctor right now.

Sweetie Belle yawns as she wakes up from the sound of the splashing water. She still looks tired, but not quite as much as before. Her eyes pop open when she sees Spike and Twilight laying on the floor. "R...Raisin? What happened?!"

Sweetie Belle wakes up Scootaloo with a shake. The little orange pegasus looks terrified. "Whoa! What's going on?"
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>>4378620
see
>>4378603
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>>4378620

Tell them to look over Twilight and Spike while we run to get a nurse.
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>>4378620
"No time to explain! Twilight and Spike are hurt! We need to get them to a doctor!"
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>>4378620

Tell Sweetie and Scoots to help you get Spike and Twilight to the hospital.

Should have went there first.
>>
>>4378620

Let us take point. We can run fast without getting tired.
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>>4378650
Tell Scootaloo to rush over there. She can probably get there faster than we can due to being a pegasus.
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>>4378650
>>4378693
>>4378696
No, and let me tell you why.

Sending others to get get a nurse could easily end in failure and take longer than one turn.

Taking them to the hospital would take one turn unless Jr decides to screw with us.
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>>4378696

Yeah, she can go on ahead. Tell them that they're getting pony who got assaulted, probably broken ribs.

Does Spike need a vet?
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>>4378601
>>4378603
>>4378659
>>4378672
"No time to explain right now, guys... we just narrowly dodged death. These two need to go to the hospital. Now."

Sweetie Belle watches as Twilight seems to have trouble breathing. She looks mortified. "Wh.." She can't finish her sentence.

You lift Twilight back up onto your back. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo pick up Spike, immediately noticing that his hand is covered in rock. "We go to sleep for an hour and a half... and HOUR and a HALF." Scootaloo tries to calm herself as you, Twilight, Scoots, Sweetie, and Spike rush out of the door and towards the Ponyville hospital. It's a distance away, but thankfully the rain storm is starting to fade away.

A light purple and sky blue maned pegasus with a bow in her mane swoops down. It's one of the night shift weather team pegasi.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Is she... is she okay? What's going on, Raisin?!"

The hospital is still a distance away. It will probably take about 15 minutes (1 turn) to reach it. Twilight is still breathing as shallow as she was inside the Library.
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>>4378744

Ask the Pegasus for assistance
>>
>>4378744

Dash can take Twilight she's the fastest.
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>>4378744
Flitter?
Send her ahead to the hospital to let them know you're coming. She should be able to get there before you, being able to fly and all.

Hell, have her take Spike with her
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>>4378744
Tell her to fly ahead to the hospital and tell them we are coming with a badly injured unicorn and baby dragon. Don't tell her what happened.
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>>4378744

"Diamond Dogs at the schoolhouse. Might be broken ribs. I can explain later."
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>>4378765

Oh wait, fuck, that's not Dash. Nevermind.
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>>4378776
>she freaks out and gets a couple of guards
>the idiots go down to try and chance away the dogs
>their heads get put on pikes
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>>4378744

>inb4 she's a member of the grand conspiracy too.
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>>4378787

Okay fine.

Tell her that we can explain later.
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>>4378765
GAME INFO: As unfortunate as it is, you do not see Rainbow Dash anywhere close by. You know that she's typically a day time weather team pegasi, though she did help bring the storm into position the night previous.

>>4378763
>>4378769
>>4378772
"Flitter! Fly up ahead and tell the Ponyville Hospital we're coming with a badly injured pony who's possibly got a broken rib... and an injured dragon!"

The panicking pegasus kicks her legs back and forth, then speeds on up ahead. She's no Rainbow Dash, but she's got some speed to her. She disappears into the night sky, heading straight for the hospital.

The rain has become a light drizzle. Twilight doesn't sound too good at the moment... her breathing is very weak.

Your storming hooves skid to a stop up at the Hospital, tearing up some of the peaceful road outside of the doors. Several emergency workers are out front with a stretcher. As soon as you stop, they pick Twilight up off your back and rush her inside.

"Wait! What about Spike?"

A nurse rushes back out and picks up Spike off of the CMC's backs. In an instant, the door shuts. You, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo stand outside. Your friends are gasping for breath after the run.

"What... what happened?" Sweetie Belle gasps.

You can feel the morning not too far off... the night feels almost complete as the drizzle falls peacefully through the night air.

Good on you for not handing Twilight to Flitter, btw
>>
>>4378825

SHE IS PART OF THE CONSPIRACY

I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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>>4378825
Tell them about what happened.
>>
>>4378825

Go inside and explain what happened.
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>>4378847
And tell them to keep it a secret. The Diamond Dogs are prepared for an attack and the guards would fall either fall through the ground into the magma or get killed by the dogs.

Once we finish that go in search of Pinkie Pie and see what she has to say about things.
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>>4378847
>>4378825

They're bandits, I doubt they could take the town without some assistance from the snakes.

Maybe we can wake Derpy's ass up and send a good old fashioned letter asking the god-empress to solve all our problems. I think we're approaching an unwinnable point here.
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>>4378897

We probably should have sent a letter before we left instead of waiting until morning.
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>>4378897

Could always recruit Rarity.

Maybe they remember the whiner.
>>
>>4378913
And maybe they just shoot her.
>>
>>4378906

Shoulda coulda woulda.

Besides, it's not morning yet, is it?
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>>4378927

Simple, we just bait them. They have to run out of bean bags to shoot eventually.

Besides, I doubt they'd hurt something through armor, even if it is gold.
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>>4378847
>>4378859
>>4378867
You head on inside of the Hospital, leading Scoots and Sweetie. Carefully, you lead the two fillies over to the waiting area. You can see a few doctors scrambling in the hallway, presumably going down the hall where Twilight and Spike were taken.

You sit your friends down. They look like they're nearly in tears. "Okay, okay... calm down. She's at the hospital now, she's going to be fine."

"What happened? Tell us now!" They both shout in unison.

"Alright... we were investigating the schoolhouse... apparently, the barricades were set up by some... well, these dogs that walk on two legs. They're really weird."

"Diamond Dogs?" Sweetie Belle asks, trembling a little.

"Uh... yeah, probably. Apparently, they took over the school. When we got close to investigate some magma, they shot Twilight and Spike with some sandbags."

"...sandbags?" Scootaloo asks with confusion.

"I'm not making this up. Seriously, they shot us with sandbags. It knocked them both unconscious. I was able to use some of our supplies to distract them and get away."

They both look down. "...t-they're going to be okay, right?" Sweetie stammers.

You huddle up to your best friends, wrapping your forelegs around them gently. "Twilight and Spike are going to be just fine. They're safe now."

You can hear some talk over the intercom, asking for doctors assistance down the hall.
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>>4378946
God dammit Twilight, don't you die from a fucking beanbag.
You're better than that.
>>
>>4378946

Scootaloo and Sweetie should head home and get some rest, they're going to need it.
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>>4378946

>"Twilight and Spike are going to be just fine."

I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>4378946
All we are going to do is get in the way here. Let's go find Derpy before she leaves for work.
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>>4378946

Well, what now?

We need a pegasus to cross the field safely now that Spike is ded, and whether the dogs are fortifying their position or about to launch a raid we don't know.
>>
>>4378946

What time is it now?

Maybe we should leave the fillies here to sleep. It'll be safe.
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>>4379005
GAME INFO: It is currently 4:45AM. The night is nearly over...
>>
>>4379005
>>4378967

Honestly, we can't afford to have other party members injured. I second leaving the fillies behind. We need SOME pone assistants for endgame, if this isn't already it.
>>
>>4379005
If we leave them we should tell them not to tell anyone about the Diamond Dogs.
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>>4379005
>>4379025
>>4379026
GAME INFO: Three votes to let Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo rest. If you leave them behind to slumber and watch over Twilight, where will you go?

Also, >>4379026 will be committed upon leaving your friends to rest.
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>>4379017

>night is nearly over...

The way you say that makes me feel like daybreak is our time limit.
>>
>>4379043

I don't know Jr, I just don't know.
>>
>>4379054
GAME INFO: Depending on how you guys feel at the moment ie; stressed, tired, depleted, drained, you can vote to end our current session and pick up from here next time.
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>>4379043
Leave them here with orders to stay quiet about the diamond dogs then go to Derpy's house.
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>>4379065
Stop here please.
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>>4379043

What do we know so far?

>LD exists, lives in the mountains, enjoys bright powder and apple pones
>Schoolhouse is a diamond dog fortress with artillery and magma-traps approaching it
>the snakes went to the schoolhouse, possibly some connection with the dogs
>at least one pegasi has direct contact, possibly more since the storm seemed a bit suspicious

MY HEAD, IT HURTS.
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>>4379065

I could stop here. This session has been mentally draining.

But if we're going to see what happens with failure soon, we could stop there.
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>>4379070

Yeah, maybe we could convince her to help us now that Twilight has been injured.
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>>4379065
this seems like a good place to stop

also, a thought. with Spike out of commission, we may be able to have Derpy deliver Celestia a letter warning her about what we've discovered.
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>>4379065

If you want to stop, that's fine.

Is Twilight ded? Please tell me
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>>4379076

I bet it all goes back to that fucking event we missed.

Fuck all y'all niggas who overreacted over the poison. Fuck Applebloom.
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>>4379082
GAME INFO: I don't immediately see any ways to off yourselves... unless, of course, you find some odd way to commit suicide.

You're not hopelessly doomed yet.

>>4379073
>>4379082
>>4379092
>>4379099
GAME INFO: I'm more than willing to continue, but I think you guys probably need a break after tonight's shenanigans.

So far, nobody has died, but you've managed to get two ponies and a dragon severely injured and you also got Applebloom slightly poisoned, but that's not so bad.

>>4379105
>>4379076
GAME INFO: 'LS' was a lead you guys got pretty early on... but haven't followed up on it. Some leads/events may be time sensitive... some may be dependent on other events. I did say that this Raisin Quest was going to be a bit more complex/action packed, didn't I?
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>>4379076

>LD

I think you mean LS
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>>4379123

I just think people are paranoid about unseen time limits. The meticulous way you've tracked time doesn't help either.
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>>4379123
how can we possibly sort out this convoluted mess in just 3 lives?
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>>4379123

Next session when pussies

I hope it's Sunday. This shit is exciting. I'm remembering why I these shenanigans kept me up late.
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>>4379159

By stretching the rules as far as possible like we did last quest.
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>>4379123
we should go investigate that house in the mountains once day breaks

it's risky, but we need to gather all the info we can while we can
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>>4379142
META INFO: Adds to the paranoia, doesn't it?

I thought that'd keep you guys on your toes. Looks like I was right.

>>4379159
META INFO: I think you guys are actually doing pretty good already. You've pieced together major events in the story... all you need to do is work out some of the finer details.

I have faith in you, Anon.

>>4379163
META INFO: Fuck, why not? Let's do an announcement thing on Sunday. I'll post in the general about 9:30pm EST and see what the fuck's up. Hoping my questing spirit remains as high as it is right now; I'm enjoying the hell out of this.
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>>4379159

We're still on our first life, which is a lot better than what we usually do. We usually pop that off first or second day, right?
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>>4379184

So am I. I'd be down for even tomorrow, but two nights in a row seems a bit extreme.
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>>4379184

>pieced out the major story

>still have no clue how to stop it.

A pyrrhic victory.
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>>4379189
META INFO: You have no idea how many times you guys nearly bit the bullet. Just one different bit of some of your actions could have resulted in NPC death or your own.

>>4379196
GAME INFO: I'll do that post on Sunday. We'll take it from there, I think. Hopefully, I don't puss out and we keep our questing momentum up. Things are getting exciting!
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>>4379184
How-Fucked-Are-We-Levels: Low
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>>4379209
Example?
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>>4379209

Sounds cool.
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>>4379211

Low is relative. There are still things completely out of our control.
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>>4379239
Obviously.
We could be a lot more fucked than we are right now.
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>>4379209

Mind sharing a potential death without spoilers? I enjoy the gruesomeness sometimes
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>>4379247

It's just going to suck having to do so much over again if we die, even if we know what to expect.

Jr, mind listing our saves again? Is our first one still at the start of the quest?
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>>4379275
If we start over, we'll most likely do things differently right off the bat.

Like not having Applebloom carry the flowers. Or losing that letter.
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>>4379275

First one is at the start of the quest.

Second one is in front of the Boulder Snake after going to Zecora's the first time, if I recall correctly.
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>>4379211
GAME INFO: Fucked Levels: Not beyond redemption.

>>4379209
>>4379259
META INFO: If you had passed Twilight off to Flitter in hopes of getting her to the hospital faster, Flitter would have accidentally dropped the unicorn in her panic. The fall would have done Twilight in.

If you had not have told Applebloom to immediately run to Zecora's, she would have been snatched up by Timberwolves. Also, if you didn't immediately follow Applejack, she would have died in one more turn.

If you had been dragged off by the Diamond Dogs, you would have been rendered immobile or killed. How, you ask? I'm not telling. That was a 50/50 if you didn't struggle.

If Twilight were dragged off, she would be dead right now.

Another death, but I will not reveal because it contains an actual spoiler.

Getting caught by the Boulder Snakes would have been a quick death. If you spooked them with a fuckup roll or chased after them at full speed, you would have been pretty much guaranteed to die. I expected you guys to lose your first life there.

Just a few. I think there were a few more, including having Sweetie/Scoots/Applebloom getting mauled by Harry.


>>4379275
GAME INFO:
SAVE 1: Day 1, 9:15AM, Raisin's Room
SAVE 2: Day 1, 7:00PM, Boulder Snake Statue little shaky on this one; looking for the exact details
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>>4379287
And making sure to catch Derpy when she swings by and not be carrying the flowers in our mouth like a retard when we didn't even need them in the first place.
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>>4379316

You're forgetting the biggest death of all

Our stompstarter
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>>4379316
have we done anything to surprise you so far?
y'know, besides not dying to those snakes
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>>4379342

rip in reeses peeses
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>>4379316
META INFO: Also, there was an opportunity to get Harry injured by the Grappling Hook. He wouldn't have died, but he would be completely useless.

Applejack could have been more severely injured by your running if you had tried to slam her into a tree.

There were more, but again, plot spoilers.


>>4379342
META INFO: Your Stompstarter is perfectly fine... prob'lay. Diamond Dogs know when they've got something valuable; given how shiny and new it was, he's probably still got it in his vest pocket.

>>4379348
META INFO: There have been a few moments... you guys have been evading my nag-traps pretty well. I was certain you were going to leave your saddlebags behind that tree, for instance.

You have fallen for 2 of them so far, though, but you won't see the repercussions until later.

Going after Derpy was pretty smart. I never eluded to her actually delivering 'LS's mail, so that was pretty clever. Honestly, I don't think I've pushed you guys into a corner hard enough yet to really get something completely unexpected squeezed into the story thus far.

Don't worry; you'll have your opportunities to do so.
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>>4379391
>You have fallen for 2 of them so far, though, but you won't see the repercussions until later.

fffffffffffffffffffffuck.
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>>4379391
thanks for the session Jr
never fails to keep me on the edge of my seat

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