Last thread>>4324402In this thread we talk about the best pets.Pee Wee thread.
Spike is best pet.
s p i k e
>rape
That was a fucking bad idea.
Twilight is best pet
Spike is clearly the best pet.
>Mito
>>4327838>implying
>you will never have Spike as a pet>you will never dress him up in cute little outfitsWhy do I even get out of bed anymore?
>>4327846YOU FUCKING THINK SO, GENIUS?
twilight is best pet
>>4327828
>>4327851But Twilight isn't a pet!
>>4327851also best means of conveyance
>>4327838I thought he was a slave.Or is it the same thing?
You guys do like spike, no wonder i so many requests for him, haha
>>4327863>you will never have a Spike in a maid outfit servicing stallions
>>4327883/r/ing rule 34 winona pony please
Where's a tripfag when you need one?
You there.Watch an episode.
>>4327895why do you say haha in every post you make
>>4327895Spike is actually one of the few characters I dislike seeing sexualized for some reason.
>you will never have a baby dragon broi dont even want him as a pet. Just a bro to chill with.
>>4327899>Spike will never teach you the best way to service a stallion
>>4327906Well, there's mine...>>4327847Not sure if it will last too long, if the janitor gets a hold of it, though.
>>4327910But it's 05:09 am
>>4327895I don't like Spike because I'm not a pedophile
>>4327899;_;
>>4327914Because he is a happy person.
Someone mark this.
>>4327928Hey me tooWanna hook up
>>4327899>servicing stallionsThat's fucking gay. I want him to be a sissy who's molested and groped by the women and he doesn't like it.
>>4327932its annoying.
Gummy is best pet.
>>4327902I wouldn't complain if someone did some for Opal.
neat, my wardec is over time to AFK mine
Done.
>>4327914I dunno, I feel like periods make everything sound super serious and formal, and that's not really me. that's why i usually end with a laugh or a tilde
>>4327955>Anonymous markerthe fuck is going on tonight?
>>4327955Seems legit
>>4327957We are 100% business here at MLPG Co.
>>4327955OP here.Unless you know the password, I will delete this thread after it's old so the marker can be moved.
>/b/read linked to MLPG>this happensI'm not saying /b/read ruins anything it touches...Oh wait. Yes I am.
>>4327916>Spike feels during Rarity Quest
>>4327940I like your idea anon. Please tell me more.
>>4327951is that a fucking top-down rip-off of EVE
>>4327951what game is this?
>>4327961We do have anons on the marker team, you know.Also >implying that's the marker
>>4327957So I've seen you take other fanartists to task for getting horsecock wrong.Why, then, did you draw AJ with a human pussy?
>>4327957A period ends a sentence on a declarative, neutral note. That's its grammatical function.
>>4327980I'm honestly glad we didn't blow that roll.
>>4327955>14 kb
>>4327955>14KB
>>4327955that isnt the marker
>>4327939another eurobro at this time in the same thread?
>>4327895I'd like to see some more thunderlane personally.Also you should do more comic strips, that mac/SA one was pretty good.
>>4327973LOL SEKTRI SCKLUB XDDDDDDDDDNo but seriously, there's a reason we tried to keep some degree of exclusivity in the past.
>>4327989EVE
>>4327972I really don't even know what thread is the true MLPG anymore. It probably isn't this one...
>>4327990the real marker is 21 kb or not?
>>4327940See, i've always wanted to see spike and r63 rarity. he'd be SO CONFUSED
>>4328014It's 27 kb.
>>4328014see >>4324405
>>4328011Just roll with the punches, anon just feels like being a cunt today for some reason.
>>4327957We also like Pipsqueak and Featherweight.Draw more supple underage cocks and soft little balls.
>>4328020>that one comicDamnit why don't I have it
>>4328021It's 21
>>4328030No shit.
what if pone was big and strong
>>4328030It's 16kb.
>>4328020>rule63 rarity happens>spike realizes he only liked her for her looks>CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
>>4328028>Underagedfuck thatIf anything he needs to draw more ponies tripping over their massive horsecocks
So... this is the thread?
>>4327987>rip-off u wot m8? that is top down of a tiny ass ship
>>4327992Because i rarely see honest-to-goodness accurate horse vaginas on ponies, yet you never see a stallion with a human dick. They just kinda work different i guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-1dyaFyDLk
>>4328050No, Sent, it isn't.
>>4328002yeahwhy are you awake?
>>4327992What are the differences between a human and a horse vagina ?I tried looking for this earlier but couldn't really find anything.
>>43280592edgy
>>4328063Why not?
>>4328059YOU AGAIN
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>>4328073>still not the real marker
>>4328053Oh, I'm sorry, those jaggies make it look like a JPEG.You should get a better computer.
>>4328054Well, noAxe wounds look wrong on ponnies tooyou just wouldn't know because you're gay
>>4328071still a better ending than twilightget it?
>>4328066Well for one, i'm pretty sure horse vaginas dont have a visible clit (unless they wink or something, i think that's how it works). they're differently shaped, and honestly they're like super wrinkelya lot of people find it easier to put a bit of a human spin on it
>>4328073
What is going on?Should I put on my trip and make a thread?
>>4328066>what are the differencesWell for starters one has an internal clitoris and powerful vaginal muscles.
>>4328103fuck off Nathan.
>>4328103The problem is that none of the marker team is here.
>>4328103There's already a tripfag thread >>4327847
>>4328096Can it be swirly pones time now
>>4328103We've already got another tripthread in backup.No idea what's going on, though. I think we're just sitting here and seeing what happens.
>>4328113absolutly disgusting
>>4328103We have a perfectly fine thread, we just need someone to move the markeralso, we're really heavy on meta nonsense so it would be nice if we could start talking about ponies instead
So build that wall and build it strong 'causewe'll be there before too long
>>4328109Wrong.
>>4328111Ah good, marker's finally here. Thankyou Anon.
God dammit, what did you guys do?
>>4328089I just feel like i'd get more hate for drawing a very detailed horse vagina then a simplified, human one. Idk, people seem used to it. I could start drawing them more anatomically correct and see what happens. I kinda like the ones commonly drawn though
>>4328129I'll bake my /b/readyou build a boat
JESUS SHIT WHERE IS THE MARKER
>>4328065can't sleepI'm going back to high school tomorrow after a year doing nothingI'm 21 and I'll probably be surrounded by younger people laughing at me
>>4328138Wait, no...
>>4328086or perhaps i need to set the resolution higher.something i probably should do
Let's all report the other marker and get it deleted.
>>4328148Mother I'm home
>>4328170reports don't work that way
>>4328145Or you could just stick to what you're good at. Horsedicks.
>>4328170That's retardedYou're retarded
>>4328145I couldn't hurt. There's always a base for something. It's also a learning experience.
>>4328197BIGGER
>>4328167I do hate the line vaginas. I at least try and put some depth to them. Then again, I barely ever draw them. If I drew them more, I'm sure I would find a nice way to pull them off, kind of like I did with my buttholes and such~
>>4328177>>4328185I thought that if you reported x number of times under "Illegal content" it would be deleted automatically.
>we will never have our marker again
>>4327955>>4328073>>4328111>>4328130
>>4328210>abusing reportswe're better than that. "Oh no they stole our extra-special image!"
>>4328094Ah, so basically a different shape and no visible clitoris. I sort of knew that but wasn't sure if there was anything more.Thanks
>>4328214it should have something like "by Anon, age 6"
>>4328197>>4328130>>4328111MAKE IT STOP
>>4328209Your butts are nice but they aren't poofy enough.Draw poofier buttholes. Like little chocolate donuts
>>4328220reported
MLPG: Horse Vagina education
>>4328207
>>4328161I just graduated last year and are going to turn 21 in November.
>>4328220>Oh no they stole our extra-special image!That's not the reason at all, silly. It's not even been stolen, we just accidentally locked it inside the house.But agreed, abusing the report system like that would be stupid.
>>4328239What? His buttholes are already poofy like doughnuts.Braeburned don't listen to this anon he's trying to make you overdo it.
>>4328239You have some good ideas anon.
>>4328248WHERE THE FUCK IS ISSAC?
>>4328239>donut assholes>liking Reva's huge exaggerated assholes unironicallyReally?
>>4328167I actually prefer the pictures he did that don't have the vagina in them.
horse pussies have big fat lips external lips that pretty much go all the way around to form the sphincter of the anus. They also have no inner lips.
>>4328271That looks like it's going to burst and spew pus everywhere.It seriously looks infected.
>>4328182Artist ?
Well since we're chaotic anyway, might as well repost. One more needed for horsemurder.http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1341936?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee/epicmafia/i in the comments section of the filter if you never want to see a link again
>>4328261no need to scream ;_;
>>4328271I don't mind a little engorged genitalia.
>>4328285>maintenance
This picture is taking forever.
I feel like my buttholes are liketastefully realistic?Like they're pillowy but not too much, but still pretty accurate
>>4328300fucking finally
>>4328161I dropped out of college for good.A 25 year-old sophomore. I failed life.
>>4328300Fucking finally!Wait... who the fuck are you?
>>4328304Who cares what anyone says about your buttholes.It's your style; who gave them permission to critique you?
>>4328300...Is it over?
somebody show this faggot some real horse ass references
>>4328300YgIC5DRjGYcY2F4I+vJkOw==It checks out!
>>4328294Maintenance seems to be popping on and off, but not interrupting the game much. Keep trying.
>>4328297wow you are much better than tiarawhy. the hell were you saying before about looking up to him or some shit? he just makes money off porn.
>>4328328>braeburn refusing to listen to criticism and improve himselfOh lawd, we've got a new LMJ
>>4328304I want to lick them, they are fine.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1341936?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4328300Finally the reports worked!
>>4328304They're not bad. Better than "ass"terisks.A lot of people don't like overly poofy and you would probably lose some fanbase
>>4328353...Yes that was the joke, anon.
>>4328304To be honest they look painful for the mare.Do you think they enjoy it? Like your creations, are they happy?
>>4328360Actually, I deleted Isaac's, it's all cool
>>4328300Check the password, I know last time anon marked a thread it couldn't be moved>>4328327It's anon marker
>>4328358i'm fucking logged in. Why isn't this working right?
>>4328335I know what it looks like, male and female, hahaI will say though, accurate horse vaginas are like, pretty hard to draw on a normal pony anatomy. A lot of people just cheat and do it however they want though
Apple still streaming.http://www.livestream.com/applesarcum
>>4328382Try restarting your browser
>>4328382Blow into the cartridge.
>>4328328>>4328353oh jesus noooooooooooooBut really, I'll try and throw some realism in the next time i gotta pull off some horse vagNOW YOU KNOW WHY I STICK TO DICKS
>>4328405>capAw shucks. I wanted to keep going.
>>4328327It's just me, hope you don't mind me not wearing a name for that.
>>4328407And that's fine with mejust don't be afraid to try new things!
>>4328393tell me when it's pony. Horse pokemon doesn't count.
>>4328407>NOW YOU KNOW WHY I STICK TO DICKSBe...because you're gay?
>>4328424Oh, okay.
>>4328386>pretty hardI find it pretty easy. It's got a natural curve that just flows with that wonderful pony rump. It's like a... really good sandwich.Check 8li9ht for some good pony pussy
>>4328419By all means, continue. Don't let the cap stop you.
>>4328375...What looks painful exactly?If your talking about anal in general, then no, it doesn't hurt unless you do it wrong. And it feels incredible for guys. Thats why I draw it so much, hahaso yes my ponies are happy
>>4328434I think he meant because they're easier to draw. New homo horse when brae?
Now where's the linkboard?
EINS ZWEI DREI VIER FÜNF SECHS SIEBEN ACHT
>>4328440Yeah, this. I just capped it because I thought the story was done, at least for tonight.
>>4328440I would, but my partner left.I hope my last post about her cock swallowing the last gallon of her load didn't scare him away.
>>4328449Who cares?
>>4328407If I could suggest anything, it's work on the positioning.NMM and that one OC thingy both have some serious stomach vags going on.
>>4328461Nein. Nicht hier.
>>4328461NEGER NEGER SCHORNSTEINFEGER
>>4328358>>4328382fuck it, I give up
>>4328253Well, it isn't high school but secondary school actually, but it still feels bad.May I ask you where you're from?
>>4328471I know I know, those were bad. One was mostly because it was done in 30 minutes. I'm used to dicks, I've only drawn like 3 vaginas, and from what I can tell, they're not bad compared to a lot of others?But yeah they need work and I'm workin on em, haha
>>4328405>tfw I'm practically the entire bottom halfWell. I didn't think my "approach" to the matter would be worth capping.
>>4328493What do you have lined up after the straight commissions?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a60HnuOsBG4&feature=player_embedded
>>4328504But FF7 is shit
>>4328497No matter how you feel you did with your idea, in the matter of caps, if two or more people are involved, somebody will find it interesting to read. Never sell yourself short anon.
>>4328486US
>>4328503I've got a straight pic, A pic of 3 mares presenting ( i can practice some vag on that one!), uh, 2 solo stallions, and I dont think the other have gotten back to me
>>4328283http://dimwitdog.tumblr.com/post/30876333922
>>4328475>>4328481EINS ZWEI DREI VIER FÜNF SECHS SIEBEN ACHTEINS ZWEI DREI VIER FÜNF SECHS SIEBEN ACHT
What happened to LMJ?Did he subaru?
>>4328533Thank you
>>4328533It's crazy, because I"m pretty sure dimwit is only 15. CRAZY talent honestly, especially if you've seen his paintings
why arent u drinking?
>>4328564I'm drinking always
>not playing shooty shooty pony booty with us
>>4328558
>>4328564too depressed to
>>4328564I'm saving the Viking's Blood for tomorrow. My older brother and I finally paid off our respective student loans.
We fart yet?
>>4328564because i only drink with friends or family on fridays and saturday nights, or on special occasions.
>>4328564Oh. Right. Forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder.
>>4328569>not being able to get the goddamn link to work even though it was working fine earlier
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342030?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNew pony death kill.
>>4328574fucking die you autistic shitstain
>>4328564But I am, silly.
UPDATE!
>>4328564tryng to quit because I dont want to be an alcholic
>>4328591>Faster pony! Kill, Kill
>>4328590The site probably logged you out.
>>4328590Have you tried just going to the sandbox lobby and joining the game? You should be able to tell it by the players; password's boop as always.
>>4328599I would put my face between those cheeks
>>4328599Oh look another generic picture of Celestia's giant ass with her looking back over her shoulder at the viewer.GROUNDBREAKING SHIT, JOSECO
I just ventured outside the general... aside from one thread or two, it was horrible./mlp/ is a wasteland of a decayed fandom. When did it get this bad? It's just the post Season 2 slump right?
>>4328558She's 17 according to her DAstill hurts ;_;
>>4328574You can't force it Anon, just let it come naturally.
>>4328616It's actually gotten better since the start, if you can believe that.Now you know why you should never leave us.
>>4328599We sunbuns?
>>4328616Some shit went down last night and now panychan has invaded
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/09/dragoncon-voice-actor-panel-with-tara.html>reporting on Tara Strong at dragoncon>not reporting on Andy Price and the official comic book at dragoncon
>>4328612>motorboating ass cheeksWhat is wrong with you.
>>4328633Wait what?
>>4328574I can be fart, but I'd rather be hollow sounding or debauched fetish transformation pone.
>>4328558>15yeah.what's the point. i haven't enjoyed drawing in weeks anyway.
>>4328533>http://dimwitdog.tumblr.com/post/30876333922>inner labiaThe only way I would ever find this hot is if I found out she used herself and a mirror for a reference
>>4328621whoops my bad, was just going off an inaccurate source i guess~
>>4328616>dramaticYou have to island hop. There are fun things beyond here.
>>4328634Panderers reporting on panderers; what did you expect.
>>4328604>>4328606nope. just doesn't work
>>4328616There is no real purpose to /mlp/ other than to stop the spread of ponies to the other boards, so the threads will typically be crud. Hopefully once S3 is here there will be more interest about show topics outside.
>>4328641A lot of people got banned pnychan went down and a lot tripfaggots migrated.
>>4328648Have you ever considered doing another animation? That braeburn one was pretty good.
>>4328640Nothing, absolutely nothing
>>4328645pls friendpls
>>4328616I say it's the fact that a board cannot subsist on a 22 minute show and nothing else.
>>4328640
>>4328649There are one two other gerenals I check out in situational cases but I stay here
>>4328678I love that picture. Sillysexual is the best.
>>4328658but i thought a bunch of people migrated from Ponychan when /mlp/ opened. its part of the reason why /mlp/ is such shit
>>4328665Eh, coulda done a lot better. But I have been considering it! Probably some generic stallion blowjob one. It wouldnt be too complicated.
>>4328634Maybe no one recorded his panel.
>>4328616and aside from one post or two, this thread is crap
>>4328680Im guessing.....drawfag thread starring charmer and uttukuandAiE
>>4328703not chubby pony and macro general
>>4328616These threads are just as bad 70% of the time to be honest.
>>4328692Oh boy.
>>4328685word, brother
>>4328703FO:E thread I'm one of the anons who keep it alivemaybe AiE if I feel like it, same for Dark Equestriaand oc general when i make an OC
>>4328652okay, this is actually pissing me off.It's not even that I can't play, it's just that it isn't fucking working. Broken things aggravate me.Garbage webstie
>>4328670why? even if you are really good at art the chance of making it anywhere are disappearingly small. and good night irene if you suck ass like me.
>>4328678
>>4328727>good night ireneWelp.Now I gotta listen to some Leadbelly.Thanks, Jackass.
>>4328723>"CROIKEY!">Scratch doesn't realize her Swedish Accent makes it impossible for her to impersonate any other accent>but somehow it lets her talk underwater.
>>4328725Has anyone made an abridged version of Fo:E, anon?
>>4328727It's called havin' a dream, punk.I'm gonna make it.
>>4328725Is anything good in AiE anymore ?I liked Leucine's stuff, but its seems he has stopped writing.
>>4328750My Negro.
>>4328727'm gonna work hard.And I'm gonna make it.
Any >feel smiths on?I needs some catbutt feels forged. Do you take franks, guilders, solidi or florins?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmQXmqbZ3Pc
>>4328760>>4328767yeah, you do that. i'm not going to stand in your way.
>>4328773I'm hereBut Gilda is shit tierWhat else is there to write about her besides being a cunt and a bad friend?
>>4328773Your weight in Drachma, two goats and three chickens.
>>4328784If ya don't find drawing fun, just don't do it.
>>4328756No, The story would really benefit from some editing. We mostly talk about the side stories anyways. Murky Number Seven is a favorite. and Project Horizons whenever it fucking updates
>>4328788>no blush0/10 would not d'aww
>>4327930You are now realizing that Rarity designs girly clothes for Spike, and he wears them because it amuses her.This is canon.
>>4328792You could write something along the lines of fuck you nigger
mlpg, I demand drawings. Drawings of sleepy ponies.
>>4328792Being a cunt and my girlfriend? Is this a trick question.
>>4328788>green in the top part of her mane
>>4328803>Project Horizons What IS PH based on? Fo;E is based on all the Fallout games, thought heavily on 3 and a bit from NV.
>>4328819rainbow dash is a very sleepy pony
>>4328819I've got a bunch, but they're mostly JJIs there a particular pony you're looking for?
>>4328763It's rare. I write some AiE cause I like the concept of it. It's been awhile
>>4328819so sweepy
>>4328834Hoofington's the Big Empty if it were a city but other than, it's pretty much it's own thing. I just wish'd it stop interfering with FoE.
>>4328838going fast can really tucker a pone out
>>4328834PH is based on Fo:Efanfiction of crossover fanfiction
>>4328819>that vibratorhehe
>>4328793How about nine bolts of purple silk, a pound of saffron and a giraffe with a weird looking hoof.
>>4328849ALL the sleepy ponies.
>>4328858Like some one said fanfiction based on fanfiction based on a show that also was fanfiction
>>4328872this is best sleepy pone picture, i win you can all go home now
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/File:Rainbow_dash_gif-1-.gif
>>4328858>>4328855>>4328834It's been getting a bit ludicrous but I love it to death. Blackjack is my waifu
>>4328874please, Paccepleaseeat shit and die
>Fo:E discussionwhy MLPG why?
>>4328872You sure about that?There are a lot of ponies after all.
>>4328881that's a good walk animation
>>4328806Also my fetish
>>4328855...Really? BM? That's neat, I loved OWB.So, given what the general reaction is to Fo:E, over the course of several months, is PH worth reading?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342072?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeFunsmith x2, come join!
>>4328874>a show that also was fanfictionWot? When Hasbro says okay and makes their changes it ceases to be fan fiction. See apple bumping.
>>4328896I'm sorry, we'll go back fetish discussion now.
unf, would you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7zEmtB2giU
>>4328773we'll take six head of oxen. we need to be prepared for the winter solstice festival, it can sneak up on you.
>>4328880one day i will draw something this cute, and then you'll see, you'll all see
Good night have some stupid slowhorse.
>>4328914It's longer than the original but it's also darker and has more feels.
>F:E shitGuys, come on, that's last hiatus shitty fanfiction. Picked something new already.
>>4328914the beginning is great, but then it sucks
>>4328914>is PH worth reading?Sure, if you've got several months spare. It's not without it's flaws, the main character has a breakdown every few chapters.
>>4328944Thought last one's was Past Sins.
Would you keep your pone well-drained or would you let them get achingly full?
>>4328918This Fyreflye guy really sucks at drawing ponies
>>4328924>dont want stupid fanfiction discussion>he must want fetish discussionhow about pone discussion? like what is your favorite episode and for what reasons?
>>4328918I only prefer fiction where the writer hates the franchise and was never a fan of it.Like Tim Burton Batman movies.
>>4328943>>4328946>>4328951Alright, thanks for the feedback!
>>4328965how about you just let it runs it's course, we'll change subjects soon
>>4328965>listing our favorite episodesthat's stupider than fanfiction
>>4328957it was both
>>4328940Good night guy
>>4328940SB, SB!Draw FemSnails playing with Sadsack's ears and calling him cute.Because that would amuse me.
>>4328964his problem is that he never listens to criticismI've tried pointing out his problems on his dA page, but he refuses to improve
>>4328965>how about pone discussion? like what is your favorite episode and for what reasons?Go nuts mate, but I like talking about other things as well.
>>4328965I like when Zecora shows up she's so sexy. My favorite episode is Stare Master for reasons
>>4328989i never did though
>>4328986i hope he gets raped.
>>4328940oh man look you drew snails again what a shocker
>>4329000Trips confirm he didn't ask for this.
>>4328999>zecora's episodes>mfw
>>4329005
>>4328989>ever tryingWhat are you, a tryhard?It's like people don't realize how easy life is.
Reposting for evening crew because I'm inordinately proud of this.Thirties-style rubberhose.
>>4328999>you will never make Zecora forget her rhyme mid-sentence
Braeburned, you still here?If I draw gay pony porn, will you reblog it?
>>4329021>not picking rich background and lucky trati at birthIt's like you guys don't even try to win life
>>4329016
Why aren't you partying?
>>4329053thought that was a thong hanging from her mouth at first.
>>4329028Cor draw more funny scootafamily shenanigans pls
ewwww, that wig
Which princess has the softest balls, most suitable for comfotably using as large, gently churning pillows?
>>4329061You think everything is a thong.
>>4329031>begging for reblogs to be brony famousCome on man, have some self respect.
>>4329065LunaShe's practically a little boy
I guess I'll put this here.Spoilered for not pony related.
>>4328983>asking an artist to ship his own OCThat just sounds wrong. Get Rose or MT to do it.
>>4329064not as bad as that way she's holding her foot out. 'tain't ladylike at all.
>>4329072>hating on gay pony pornGo back to the RNC, Romney
>>4329053how was he even allowed to sell those shirts?
>>4329065Obviously Celestia's twin sunsAlthough Cadence might give her a run for her money
>>4329064More like that fucking face.
>>4329065Of course it's Big Macthey'd be so big and plump. Like two big pillows you could rest your head on and slobber all over them
>>4329053It's Tuesday Pinkie are you fucking shitting me
>>4329087Don't you know, he's for gay rights now.
>>4329087It's not the gay he's hating, it's that you're leeching off braeburned's fame
>>4329102What is "promoting:?
>>4329028looks good, lines arent all jittery
>>4329099Nope. Hating gays is the one issue Romney has never flipflopped on.
>>4329062Like what?
>>4329087
>>4329102>implying Braeburn doesn't exploit the hard work of all the peons he reblogs
>>4329095I'd praise the apples every day if Big Macintosh were my princess
>>4329112>not supporting gay marriage>hating gaysWe tumblr now
Alright so, I have an idea. We take Will Smith's face and crop onto various pony bodies. Any takers?
>>4329123>Big Macintosh being a princessI don't think you understand how this works, anon
>>4329084Who's shipping? It would just be him getting teased. By Femsnails, of all ponies.He should be happy I didn't ask for someone to draw Sadsack getting shoved into a dress by Rarity, or Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>>4329125>not even supporting civil unionsWhat does he have to do? Tie a gay to a fence, beat him, then leave him for dead before you acknowledge he's a homophobe?Oh wait, Romney already did the gay bashing thing.
>>4329130Sounds pretty 2007 /b/ to me.
>>4329139a king, maybe.
>>4329146>not even supporting civil unionsI did not know this was his stance.One more reason not to vote for him I guess.
>>4329141>Sadsack getting shoved into a dress by Rarityi want to see this for scientific purposes
MLPG, I need ideas for AJ dressed sexy, with her hair down, in chops, rodeo or bondage/pony gear, or Western style... I'm doing sketches but I've got nuthin for scene dressing ideas.
>>4329005I don't see any problems here
>>4329114Something funny I guess?Maybe her granny is showing rumble baby pictures of scoot doing something embarassing? Like in family appreciation day episode with granny smith and appleloomwhy do i got to be the idea guy
>>4327828Best pet is Tumblr. It's just pissed itself in a rage.Care to look?http://www.quickmeme.com/Idiot-Nerd-Girl/newest/?upcoming
>>4329160>bondage/pony gearthis it should be this
>>4329109>jitteryNigga do you even squigglevision?
S3 is never happening."Soon" was a lie.
>>4329125He's a Mormon, and therefore believes that homosexuals will burn forever in the fires of hell.And he's perfectly okay with it.I think I'd call that hatred.
Oh sorry, by ideas, I meant if you have any pictures or classy Southern ladies... if it's not too much to ask...
>>4329139What's not to understand?He's a princess and he has massive balls.
>>4329160Assless chaps is the way to go. That shit is sexy as fuck on AJ.
>>4329141isn't his oc also snails?
>>4329160Holy hell I thought her hat was a portal or some shit.
>>4329148Wanna bring it back?I didnt even make this
>>4329139yeah, there's no way big mac could be a princess because he's a filthy mud pony
>>4329160You mean chaps? Not sure what you mean you "need ideas". AJ in chaps is always a good thing.
>>4329160Definitely assless chaps.And boots
So how long does it usually take mods to respond in the 4chan irc?
>>4329160draw her like a bull-rider, juxtaposed against Rarity's classic equestrian outfit.
>>4329194They're pretty lively, moreso than you'd think.
>>4329194If they don't respond instantly, then never.
>>4329160Those all sound like ideasMaybe you should use them, all of them, at once
>>4329187I'd love Rarity as Will Smith
>>4329176is this classy enough?
>>4329187goddomot fronk
>>4329090Would you lie in bed with both of them, Celestia's testes under your head and Cadance's hugged against your chest?
>>4329187no
>>4329167Alright, I'll get to it.>>4329109>>4329173It was a combination of a "Squigglevision" attempt and not trusting my own lines and the shitty Flash brush. I think it looks better without squiggling.
>>4329210>that spraytan
Dunno but little puncture wounds on her ass from spurs would really do it for me.
>>4329160Draw her riding a mechanical bull.
>>4329210Not with those boots.
>>4329176
>>4329215>not lunagoof
>>4329220foto shoooped dumass
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342111?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeAnother horse murder.
>>4329166Rose pls
>>4329232>barrett .50 caliber horse
>>4329227Luna's your back-door man.
>>4329208This guy gets it>>4329218It was worth a shot.
>>4329160>>4329210what about her?clearly she looks like a hard working southern girl
>>4329232Make next one with one more pls.
>>4329239i'm okay with this, but it messes with the "nonsexual ball cuddling" thing
>>4329254>nonsexualOh, it can be nonsexual if you want.
Alright, thats enought grab-ass for me. Im out.
DING
>>4329254you mean you don't want her balls nuzzled against your lower back?
>>4329251no she looks like a model in a cowboy hat
>>4329260What is she doing back there that's ball related yet nonsexual?>quietly giggling as she teabags your butt
Just so you all knowYou've been found outYou're all the most pathetic dregs OkCupid has to offer.
>>4329160Do Big Mac and AJ as Roy Rogers and Dale Evansfucking in costume
>tfw the filter worksits a good day
>>4329269ok, last onethis one is as realistic as it getsclearly this girl lives and works in a farm
>>4329274maybe she just likes to play with ballsfor fun
>>4329251closest to "honest Southern gal" i got. most of the Applejacks are slut-tastic.
>>4329237Can't help it, I think he's a cute pony
>>4329295they are pretty fun
>>4329277CHEESE IT
>>4329294a makeup farmget me an ugly, fucking disgusting-ass homely-looking motherfucking applejack
>>4329277Wait...what?
>>4329277Fan of Ayn Rand... he's THE MAN in the relationship ... he's writing an e-book on how the liberals are eroding the MLP fandom...Where do I even start here?
>>4329277ABORTA-FUCKING-BORT
>>4329267Is that a mime fluffing up a mess of blankets with a disembodied glowing red head?
BUT I'M SCARED I'LL GET SCARED AND I SWEAR I'LL TRY TO NAIL YOU BACK UP
>>4328297looking baller as hell.>>4328634lets take bets. what comes out first: comic or season 3?
>>4328802finally a fucking good comic out there that isn't crossover crap and autism induced.fucking brilliant
>>4329277
>>4329309>get me an ugly, fucking disgusting-ass homely-looking motherfucking applejackbut the vast majority of AJ cosplayers are fucking hot
>>4329277That's too good to be real
>>4329298pls roseone day when you're not super swamped, and have some free time, could you just offer to pone requests plsyou know, in the future or so
>>4329312By fellating him. You know you feel the urge to service that alpha motherfucker.
>>4329348
>>4329348> urge to serviceNo, bro, noNot even if I were into hating myself
>>4329338i don't have a single unrepentantly-unattractive Applejack.
Rose? Would you maybe draw Snails' penis?Totally clinically, anatomically, and non-sexual.
>>4329226Who's a sillypony?
>>4329333I'm actually looking forward to the comic series.I'd hope that its first run comes out before S3 airs so people don't forget it exists.Someone here needs to storytime.
>>4329338that's why they've never truly captured the 'hard-working, au-natural spirit' of applejackshe's not one to make herself look pretty, save for going to the gala or something. but these cosplayers aren't doing the gala look, so there's no reason for them to wear makeup
gay greenwords?
>>4329370You'd still masturbate to it you weirdo
>>4329309>>4329338see?this is the ugliest AJ that i have in my folder
>That feel when you'll never be a speedster>That feel when you'll never easily dodge around the bullets fired by a filthy criminal right before you punch him hard enough to knock him back thirty feet>That feel when you'll never race the sunrise across the country
>>4329312Hey, is it true you have your own page up on artists-beware? Why? You are not an asshole like Ross or OrO, you are a swell person.
>>4329348i've read some theories that the fellatrix is actually the one in power of the pair in that situation, stemming from the natural castration-terror of men.so doubtless, he'd rather get anal.
>>4329373This. Not a single cosplayer has captured the rough-and-tumble, very physical, naturally sexy, muscular allure of Applejack.
>>4329326http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-gHrEaEAs
>>4329277>i work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pinkie Pie and friends.words fail me
Oh, so the filters work again, do they?HAHAAAAAAAAANO MATTERI WILL SIMPLY DRAW MORE
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
>>4329277I AMTHE LAW
>>4329391She was a hardcore defender of CT's bullshit for a while.
>>4329389play Indigo Prophecy. maybe your desire for these things will outweigh the inevitable disappointment with how the story goes.
>>4329406and you'll just be filtered more :)man you are soooo pathetic
>>4329382I wouldn't. I don't even masturbate to pony porn.I just think their genitals are adorable.
>>4329372im curious how canon the stufff in the comics will become and whether there will be any crossovers.
>>4329408myfathertookmeintothecitytoseeamarchingband>>4329386getting closer
>>4329326> fat Pinkie getting good and railedNot sure if angryor frustrated I didn't get laid this last weekend more than twiceDon't look at me like that, it was a bad dry spell and I didn't get much for it.
>>4329402i especially liked the part where he went "WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH"
Hey, does anyone here use TEGAKI?
>>4329411>implying CT has ever done anything wrong that needs defending
>>4329305 >>4329310 >>4329312 >>4329320 >>4329337 >>4329343 >>4329403 >>4329410I have never been prouder of my boat in my sea of piss.
>>4329423You're no funAlso who the hell are you I've never seen you before
>>4329277>I work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pink Pie and friends>Ayn Rand>Pink Pie>something of an intellectual>goddam liberals eroding freedom in Equestria>I'm the MAN in the relationship>love and toleranceThis nigga can't be serious. If he is, I'm genuinely frightened.
>>4329428It had a run for a little while. Don't know if the drawfags still use it to shoot little notes to each other, though.
>>4329429hahahaahahahahaha
>>4329431>still calling it a sea of piss
Man, this thing I'm drawing...this thing...I don't know if you're going to love it or hate it, of laugh your asses off or get a boner
>>4329413>playing indigo prophecy>those feels at the beginning>running from the fucking cops>suddenly cops persepctive>"uhh, okay, why not?">story progresses>SUDDENLY ALIENS>MATRIX STUNTSWhat in the holy fuck were they thinking.
>>4329399so you're saying we need more Samanthas to cosplay appropriately. check. we'll get on that ASAP.
>>4329434When I saw that on Its Walky's Tumblr, I couldn't fucking believe itIf it's a troll OkCupid profile, it's consummate with real people I've met.
>>4329298Rose who is your favorite non-pony on the show?
>>4329391No, I don't have one ... yet anyway... I'm a total doormat who would rather give someone a discount, their art for free after taking so long or just give them a refund if they're unpleasant, though. I can't take direct conflict, like all artists, I just want to improve my art and to make people happy.Also, Artists Beware actually tracks both poor commissioners AND poor artists. Take what you read there with a grain of salt, but heed trends: if lots of people are weighing in with evidence and the same story, we-e-e-ll...The only truly bad clients I had were SmittyG and Octavarius that actively either tried to rip me off or really make me feel like I was scum with words but those are stories for another day.
>>4329410THE LAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW.
>>4327828>an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding freedom in the My Little Pony universeI... I just... There are literally no words. There are no words. I can't. I just can't. I'm out, have a good life. I'm done. There is nothing left for me to see here.
>>4329448Jesus christ get her a wig and an accent and she'd be perfect.
>>4329370yea-no>>4329346I'll check when my next break is
>>4329442>still calling it what it still is
>>4329453i believe it's fake. there is no way a self respecting human would have those beliefs and open up about it.
>>4329464> people think the new Dredd will be a good movie
>>4329298Pls draw butts rose
>>4329456you should get an agent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHOAT6SNAA
>>4329456>SmittyG being a jackassno surprise there
>>4329471Hey rose, is there a place where I can find all of your art or do i just have to lurk?
>>4329464FUCK EM AND THEIR LAW
>>4329446I have a theory.The original writers wrote the script halfway, but then they were assassinated and had to be replaced with new writers who wanted to draw in the dragonball z demographic.
>>4329456>SmittyG and Octavarius >actively either tried to rip me off or really make me feel like I was scum with wordsThese are names I have heard of.>but those are stories for another dayPlease, please share what happened, if not tonight, someday soon. I'm genuinely curious and a tad worried.
>>4329478>it won't
>>4329478it will be a good movie. it will be a TERRIBLE movie, but it will still be a good movie. there are many types of good.
Hey guys just got back from class what's the haps
>>4329466And I quoted the wrong post.
>>4329514horsecocks
>>4329507Whos octavarius?
>>4329466Relax. The randroids and reaganauts are going to lose the White House again this year.
>>4329448I'll take 4.>>4329433I'm Leth, the robot. bleep blap bloop
>>4329514someone found a neat storytime>>4328802
>>4329511Transformers 1 was good. The Expendables 1 and 2 where good.
>>4329510>>4329511>Dredd will never wear his helmet>not even in the intro>he will not be played by Stallone, so it won't be as funny.
>>4329516Again? But we did horsecocks last night
>>4329277and of course, a fedora
>>4329232>this fucking formatI swear to god I hate you all.
>>4329277>>4329277> being "american" and "brony" now have the same proud meaning to someahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAH_________ha_______
>>4329524all those movies were garbage
>>4329521OH MY GOD A ROBOTTHAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SKELETONS AAAH
>>4329526What about marecocks?
STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE
>>4329536better than being in any part of the mud countries and a brony at the same time
>>4329471roseif you continue to draw things nonsexually i will love you forever
>>4329525uhh, I saw the trailer for the movie. Stallone is in it, and he wears his helmet
>>4329540>watching the expendables as an action movieI bet you hated black dynamite, too
>Golden Pieoh boy this is gonna be good
>>4329544Mares are horses too, anon.
>>4329542>you are now aware thet terminators are skeleton robots
>>4329542>implying
>>4329546care for some tea govena'?
>>4329561567spooky618me
>>4329567LEAVESFROMTHEVINE
>>4329561HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE THE BEST KINDS
>>4329567>Iroh;_;7
>>4329573FALLINGSOSLOWLY
>>4329561WellYeahBut I've seen scarier
>>4329573This sounds familiar...
>>4329561
>>4329523Hahahaha this is great.
>>4329573Falling so slow...Like tiny fragile shellsdrifting in the foam...
>>4329471Rose your Snails is cute. Too bad SB's isn't.
>>4329524no.Dragon Wars was good. Space Mutiny was good. Ghost Rider I and II were good. Dragon Ball was good. American Ninja IV was good. Season of the Witch was good. films so terrible, they transcend even your basic understanding of the concept of terrible.
>>4329507>>4329507Octavarius ... http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/tag/comm-handehog%2Foctavarius%2Fkawazuslime If I had checked Artists Beware, would have saved myself some time ... I didn't know it existed then, though.Basically, he kept on asking for free changes and then when we discussing the commission, because I already have a romantic partner, told me the commission had no future. I was just like ... lolwut? What did you think you were paying me for? I wasn't flirting with you, you paid me so I was trying to be polite and discuss the details of your picture...The other one... I basically was like, okay, cool, SmittyG is my friend and I feel spunky, I'll just animate it... well... yeah.
>>4329588
>>4329577crossovers are fun
>>4329573>>4329580>>4329597no please stop ;_;
Voting time, children!Same as ever, you get half an hour to cast your vote for the next stream. However, due to the volume of movies suggested, any movie with no votes will be cut from the lineup at the end of today's session. At the end of tomorrows session, movies with only one vote will be removed, and so on in this fashion. If the movie you voted for is removed, you are allowed to vote for another movie. Simple, no?ALRIGHTBEGINSpace Jam Princess and the Cobbler The Incredibles RattatouilleDelgo Who Framed Rodger RabbitFire and Ice The Iron Giant 5cm/sec Rescuers Down Under The Pokemon MoviePokemon 2000Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Land Before Time Batman Mask of the PhantasmSecret of NimhThe WarriorsOsmosis JonesMonsters, Inc.Prince of Egypt9Hurcules
>>4329609The Iron Giant
>>4329609Land before time
>>4329600Rose is just full of cute in general.
>>4329603> because I already have a romantic partner, told me the commission had no futureI can feel the autism.
>>4329583i hope this series is random adventure fun. we need a break from last series' melodramatic bullshit.
>>4329609Voting for Rescuers
>>4329609PKMN 2000
>>4329609Iron Giant!
>>4329609>Rescuers Down Under This. Wish I owned it.
>>4329609>no brave little toasterWhat the fuck is this?Iron giant I guess
>>4329573I didn't feel then and I won't feel now.
>>4329609Fire and Ice.
>>4329617She needs to throw some of that cute onto art and make pone.
>>4329609Spess Jem
>>4329609Pokemon 2000
>>4329609Who Framed Roger Rabbit. That movie never gets old.
>>4329622Well the Ponds are leaving andmy money is on them being stranded in the past by the work of Angels.
>>4329622Well the Ponds and their failing marriage bullshit is over and done with. I think once the new companion comes on full-time, it'll be fun again.
>>4329609pokemon movie 2000
>>4329603> then when we discussing the commission, because I already have a romantic partner, told me the commission had no futurewhat the hell
>>4329603I fucking hate these people. I'm sorry you had to deal with them.
>>4329573>that part where he left uncle to do something retarded and turned his back on him>beg for forgiveness, uncle didn't budgethat hurt.
>>4329645you can't get rid of a Scot for long. it's scientifically proven that if we go for too long without some form of fried food, we can alter the very fabric of reality itself.
>>4329627
>>4329609You Are Umasou
>>4329609>those choicesSo are we watching movies or are you trying to quell a noisy class of third-graders?
>>4329654No, I'm pretty sure your tight filly vag will make spike like you
Jesus fuck I hate Kraut.Why can't just fucking accept that he's good.Why is he such a fucking cunt
>>4329454>piclast one for tonight>>4329490I keep a tumblr, but I'll outright say that there's furry things there, but if you wish I tag all my pony stuff. http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/
>>4329676>says the guy posting in the My Little Pony general
>>4329471Hey, Rose, did you have time to draw Swift Cutter I requested yesterday?Just curious.
>>4329693rosehave a good sleeps
>>4329690Because accepting that you're good leads to complacency. Look at Dobson, LMJ, and Buckley.Art is suffering, and if you're not suffering then you're not improving.
>>4329690being a cunt is the natural state of those in positions of power.
>>4329673> yfw thrown back thousands of years into the past by the Angels, given the insane amount of time energy they've been exposed to throughout their travels and Rory's time spent as the Last Centurion and/or witnessing the Big Bang, Amy INVENTS fish and chips and their family goes on to comprise some 1/3th of all of Scotland to some degree or another
>>4329676get dunked ross
>>4329592yes, and faggots say it's a sea of piss
>>4329676i bet you're one of those people who says that TDK was better than the entire Godfather series.
>>4329716>rehash of the "lived a full life" end from first angel episodepls no, can we leave the angels as a fun one-off and forget the shitty 2nd episode with them?
http://www.google.com/moderator/#16/e=1ff5a2VOTE
>>4329706Meh. I've seen people drawing in this fandom for close to two years now.The ones that have actually improves I can count on my fingers.
jesus fuckthis thread is full of autism and retarded tripfagsfucking whycan be there at last one normal thread ffs
>>4329693I dont mind furry cause I'm autistic. Thanks for the source
>>4329698Juice just filter his pictures you can do that now
>>4329676What movies would YOU like to watch Jimmy?
>>4329734Does he do pony?What am I saying, I heard his Cirno Invades Equestria.
>>4329736Exactly
>>4329740not autistic>WHY DID I HAVE TO DROP THE "NOT"
>>4329729Well, if you have to include The Godfather part III, then yes.Otherwise, no.
>>4329736I can see little improvements in almost everyone. Even shitheels like Ross.Dramatic improvement is kind of rare though.
>>4329744I don't filter. That's browsing the thread on easymodo
>>4329609Princess and the Cobbler
>>4329731People who have seen the episode in question "have cried" and all of the actors said it was "really really really sad". It's going to be a tearjerker and my only guess is that they're stuck somewhere somehow the Doctor won't see them again. See: Amy's actor doesn't want to do cameos after this.
>>4329728Or a very nice filly to have an egalitarian relationship with discussing art, politics and apples with.
>>4329609Fuck it, my inner weeaboo is calling. 5cm/s
>>4329701I didn't see the request, actually. I'll see if I can doodle her in class or something tomorrow.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342200?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4329765>I'll never be one of those >Dramatic improvement peopleManI'm doing my best gosh darn it
>listening to Talking Heads>Letting the Days Go By>he sings "time is a pony ride"they know
>>4329755He very rarely does ponyI was actually "Code" in that collabIt was the best music I'd ever madeAnd now I can't do shitTrying to push past it is hard
>>4329780 herealso train buff.
>>4329731the only recurring baddies should be the Daleks, the Cybermen, and the Master.and to that, we should have Cybermen soon, because they've been a fucking joke for a long time. they already made the Daleks a threat again, let's spread that love.
>>4329609I don't knowIt's up to 4chanOdds: Iron GiantEvens Space Jam
>>4329765He's been drawing the exact same way/shit for like 5 years.
>>4329701>Swift Cutter...please tell me that isn't what you're calling Swifferpone.
>>4329787Listen to Burning Down the House instead. Letting the Days Go By is uninspired.
>>4329783thanks
>>4329648I am so glad they're out of the picture soon, they were reaching soap opera status there.Are you excited for the new maybe-Dalek companion? I am! She was so sexy and had a fun personality...
>>4329773>your whole fucking postI don't even watch Doctor Who, but I can tell this is going to be a big deal for people....Squeak ;_;
>>4329776Continue
we ded
>>4329802This is original name from the creator, Art-Anon.Any problems?]
>>4329773Did the new season start already?
Which pone soaks her mattress every time she cums?
>>4329802i thought her name was dust-mite maggie, queen of the couch lel lel leli had no idea there was a swiffer pony now>>4329808I'm not gonna lie: I saw it coming that she was a Dalek, but it still hit me pretty hard. she deserved better. also, bi-curious girl was sexy and bi-curious. :3
Hey Horsefuckers, can someone post the greentext story of anon in equestria at the marketplace when all the mares were in heat? Thanks, another anon
goodnight MLPG
>>4329805Road to Nowhere is a much better song though.>dat opening chord
>>4329843Yep. Next episode this Saturday. I'm excited.
>>4329808i heard a long time ago that the guy who played Shakespeare in Shakespeare Code was still slated to work on the show. don't know what, if anything, has or will come of it.but he was cool, so i'm hoping maybe we get some Abe Lincoln: Time Cop shenanigans.
>>4329844Me_____~
>>4329849LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN
>>4329701I always thought Swifter was a male that love Tabasco Pony.
>>4329811full comic is over>>4328802
>>4329849gngna
Are we 80s songs now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk
>>4329847I'm not familiar with the particular greentext that you're requesting. Can you tell us anything else about it?
>>4329852well shitI should pay attention to when things come on
>>4329849You're two minutes late.I hope you have trouble getting up in the morning.
>>4329780no not that. that shit made me cry.>>4329849night mang
>>4329840Nothing quantifiable. I just don't like how it sounds in relation to her being, well, a swiffer duster. They don't really cut.I mean, it's hard giving names to things that work, and I can't currently come up with anything better other than just leaving it at Swiffer pony like we did for Tabasco, but... Swift Cutter? Really?
Damn Sunny.
>>4328672Don't worry. Soon we'll have an IDW comic to storytime, mock, tear apart, rage at, and finally make sweet, sweet rape to.And who knows what kind of wacky crossovers IDW might agree to? They're in the middle of a ST:TNG / Eleventh Doctor crossover right now, and that's a whole ball of copyrightfuckery waiting to supernova.
>>4329845Damn right. Doctor Who is one of the best shows for actually having realistic non-straight characters for a change. She was still pure Miss Fanservice, but I'm not complaining... I'm just curious if she's going to be a past-human version or a saved Dalek version as a companion or if they're going to throw us all a curveball.
>>4329878goddamn he draws genitals so fucking well
>>4329861thank
>>4329864http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbhXmSBlS_U
Hurray
*clink*
>>4329905*fizz*
>>4329898Anonymous, you rock! Woohoo!
>>4329861>Golden Pie
How does MLPG make friends in college?
>>4329879>My fucking face when that episode of Doctor Who
>>4329912*clink clink clink*
>>4329917by having friends in highschool
>>4329891What's it matter to you?
>>4329893what do you keep posting this fat slutty dude for
>>4329905OH NO YOU DON'T YOU GODDAMN ROBOTWE HAVE TRAINED RUST MONSTERS
>>4329923*spurt*
>>4329917How do you not make friends in college?I can't get rid of these assholes.
>>4329889"I WAS GOING THROUGH A PHASE" isn't so great, but neither is minimizing what might have been River's sexuality. It was a joke at first but then played off as NO REALLY OH GOD NO YOU ARE SO REALLY BI, RIVER, ALL THE BI-BAIT FOR ALL THE NONSTRAIGHT FANS
>>4329912W-who's there?
haha wat
>>4329917I'll let you in on a little secret: talk to people
>>4329932
>>4329922>mfw watching Doctor Who
>>4329927It's so true.;_;
>>4329905>>4329912>>4329923>>4329932BUTT FUN!
>>4329922>mfw I cropped that image too
>>4329917What I did was find someone kind of nerdy, talk to him, and from there we started hanging out with his nerd circle of friends until that was the tightest group of people I knew at that place.And now most of them have moved away and I'm not at that place anymore. Actually fuck, this is making me sad now. I was loved in that group.
>>4329889I read somewhere that supposedly she'd be the related to Oswin, but named Clara or something.>>4329893>dat song...you're good people, Snarky.
>>4329928it matters to me because i can pleasure myself to themeasilyAnd I'm 75% gay
>>4329939Hey, as long as they're not sending fucks here or to mlpg.co, we've got nothing to worry about.
I fill as though I should draw something for general too.But Rose and Ross have been here.
>>4329957You didn't even know what that place was til like a month ago.
>>4329932*ulp ulp ulp*Ahhhhhh
>>4329941>talk to peoplebut how
>>4329957Just say the sub.
>do anything>friends do it better and faster>why did you even bother
>>4329957Knock on wood, Deaf. You've just tempted fate.
>>4329951Better to have had than never.
>>4329943Derpy flash?
>>4329939> they choose Screwloose to keep Yamino awayI'm alright with that.
>>4329960So does that mean you're taking requests?
>>4329967SB
>>4329608>>4329573>>4329580>>4329597>>4329672>>4329634从藤叶如此缓慢下降微小脆弱的壳漂移的水蓝小战士安全回家勇敢的战士安全回家http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JAieAbVThz
>>4329961Hey now, it was at least two months ago.
>>4329960>That feel when higher profile artists in the thread intimidate you
>>4329736like who?
>>4329977http://e621.net/data/b3/d6/b3d609bf9d31d942d61b9de916963335.swfCaptcha: seamen ypestfa
>>4329939i thought EqD and ponychan were buttbudieswhy is EqD promoting another chan?
>>4329997You won't care after a little while though.
>>4329989I really wanted you to start singing along8/10
>>4329997You really shouldn't be intimidated. A lot of them are pretty nice people. Just get in contact with them and say hello.
>>4329977Unf that butthole.
>no murderhorse yetor did I miss it?
>>4329954>tfw he does at least four free shows a year here>tfw even though he's fat and old he's still got a good voice
>>4330006Ponychan put up a wall that blocks new IPs. Or at least they had a few days ago when someone tried to poke them.
>>4330006because the secret is out about ponychan
>>4330026Short break
>>4329062"Funny Scootafamily Shenanigans"This is the 75th drawing I've posted the the general on /mlp/.
>>4329997You're... you're not intimidated by Ross... are you?All he does is turn on the stabilizer and trace
>>4330027>he's playing 2 weeks from now at this crummy venue in the boondocksshould I go? Is he actually good?
>>4330035Congratulations! Now I wonder if I should have counted too or what.
>>4330012I can't help it. Rose has intimidated me way back when she was Thorn. So SPooky.
>>4330038I'm a newbie artist and I know that I'm better than him. All his big talk and shitty pictures don't phase me in the slightest.
>>4329960Draw something anyway
>>4330033what secret?
>>4330034goodi've got time to masturbate, then
>>4330052I need to make one of these. How does it work?
>>4330035pfffthahaha that's perfect cor thank you. fuckin' Ace man. Thank you!
>>4330011I don't think I'm that strong of a singer - I think I did you a favor by not subjecting you to it.
Which soda has the best fizz?
>>4329861hah, that was pretty good I suppose
Is there an end in sight?
>>4330042he's average. if it's going to be taped, don't go, because he has a few new tribute songs (read: songs he fucks up) that he'll do more than once if he thinks he didn't get them right.if it's not free, or at least anything more than cheap, don't bother going.
>>4330072It's a leafblower, two rolls of toilet paper, a paint roller, and probably some duct tape.
>>4330072looks like take paint roller, attach to stick. put 2 rolls of toilet paper on, press against wall and thrust upward, then aim.
>>4330072Weld a toilet paper holder to a leaf blower.saw it at a concert once. it was awesome
>>4330086Where did the phrase "hamburger time" come from again?I know I used to know, but i am a forgetful anon.
>>4330086To infinity....and beyond!
>>4330108http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970
>>4330108The folk pop band Metallica.
>>4330094>>4330095paint roller. that's the word I was looking for.
>>4330086nonow enjoy these feets
>>4330086Walk without rhythm.
>>4330108Metalocalypse.The band was faced with their own mortality. They didn't want to say "death" so they called it "Hamburger Time" instead.That's also where "drink the bleach" came from.
>>4330072
>>4330130>>4330099>>4330095>>4330094Hahahah AwesomeDefinitely gonna do that some day
>>4330108Warren Zevon.>well we're stuck here in Miami>and we're going 'round the bend>send lawyers, guns, and money>it's hamburger time again, HAH
>>4330135If there's one fetish I don't understand, it's feet fetish.
And our results are in.Space Jam and Iron Giant are directly tied for the lead, while Pokemon 2000 brings up second place, with Princess and the Cobbler and Rescuers Down Under bringing in third. In addition, movies with no votes have been culled, bringing our lineup down to a very manageable 13 titles. Additional culling may not be needed.Now if you'll excuse me, I have one fatass of a burrito waiting downstairs.
>>4330142And you won't attract the worm.
>New TF2 crates have strange FaNOh god my dick
I want to auto-fellatio while pretending Braeburn is atop. How do?
As messy as I draw and with variant angles, adding clothes on ponies always ends up just cluttering up a good sketch.I really don't like either doodle, no surprise there though.
>>4330183call your mom over and have her push down on your lower back so your dick makes it in to your mouthonce you have it, bite it to keep it there. that way you mom can then leave
>>4330188unf
>>4330165[1]
>>4330183I could be braeburn for you if you'll be big mac for me after~
>>4330180FaN?
>>4330201
>>4330183remove ribs.may require outside help.
>>4330212Force-a-Nature
>>4330210>liking space jamget slammed.
>>4330135It would be nice if there was more good MLP foot fetish art.
>>4330212Force of notpony
>>4330183Unless you're either really flexible or really hung, here's what you should do.1. plan ahead. don't eat anything for a while. full tummies make bending hard2. find a spot, preferably on a bed, against a wall3. stretch, because4. you're going to want to put all of your weight on your shoulders and neck, with your dick above your face5. you probably won't be able to make contact or go deep at first. but you'll settle into the position and it'll become easierI found the hardest part was staying hard, honestly.
>>4330188>anal creampieOh baby.
>>4330223http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy8Rz0mRQ6E
>>4330224Yeah, maybe it'd mean people wouldn't post shit like >>4330135 in the general.
>>4330225Oh, right...so now we're gonna see even more scouts with that bloody shit.
>>4330224>That piece of shit>GoodThere is no good art directly centered around feet. We'll just have to make due.
Guys.What if season three never comes?What if we are stuck in an endless loop, doomed to repeat the hiatus again and again with no hope of relief?Do your fucking summer home work.
>>4329078
Would you let pone belch on your dick?
>>4330188NMMxCrysalis fash when?this is my OTP
>>4330224>it would be nice if there was some good MLP foot fetish artfix'd
You're dumb.
>>4330236>those comments>no_more_lemonkeytrouble.png
>>4330164The best way i can explain it is that I view feet the same way others view breasts.
>>4330276I like feet a little more than breasts
>>4330188Can she have spur marks on her ass please? I'll give you some gum.
>>4330164i don't get it either, but i enjoy it.
>>4330276So so does that mean toes are the nipples of the sole?
>>4330285>PyroshyI don't even fucking understand
>>4330262Yes, I would let fluttershy burp on my dick
>>4330283>>4330276>>4330164>>4330135Honestly, feet is one of the most vanilla fetishes ever - if not THE Vanilla Fetish itself.Which makes the total absence of any decent Foot Fetish art from the internet all the more mystifying.
>>4330135>Pinkies gimpy little armJust, god fucking damn it. How could anyone be so fucking bad at drawing?Look at that shit. Look at it.
>>4330306That's because it's traced.
But feet are just like hands, really sensitive, and toes are cute... a properly-maintained foot is a pleasure to touch or caress... and feet just naturally function like hands in some situations...Imagine you're like, sitting at a table in a restaurant and your feet touch by accident and they blush like "oh I'm sorry" but the next time isn't an accident and ... I got distracted...
>>4330262What, do you mean pony drunkenly sucking my cock and falling asleep halfway through, leaving me frustrated? because I like this idea.
>>4330306it's just shit perspectivei think she's supposed to be lying back, propping herself up
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/922318#search=My_Little_Ponyunf
>>4330164It's hypothesized to be a criss-cross wiring of the brain. The feet-area and the genital-area of the brain are oddly placed close together outside the normal linear pattern the sensory regions are ordered. Still doesn't explain why its disproportionately male.
>>4330316I think it is called "playing footsy"
I CAN BE YOUR LAAAANTEEEEERN
>>4330326Well that was a waste of two mouse clicks
>>4330316Goddamnit stop that you enchantress.
>>4330253I like that oneHer feet look too big for her sandals
>>4330316All I can ever see when I look at a foot, is a repurposed hand. The same structure is there, but instead of being a manipulator, it's become a weight-bearing structure.While we're on the subject of evolutionary reasons for eroticized portions of the body, did you know that the gluteus maximus muscles evolved in humans to allow us to be able to run on two legs?
>>4330318interestingI have a one where it's like this but reversedand i spend the next hour just having fun with bigl chubby pony whiskey dick
>>4330327because men have different genitals, and therefore the genital brain wiring placement is different?
>>4330304cute but 2fat4me
>>4330326I hate unrealistic proportions. Always a boner killer.
>>4330343I know.It's like heart-meltingly cute
>>4330344yes
>>4330253Oh, I didn't mean to say that picture was good, just that I wish there some good art in general. >>4330268This is what I was tryng to get across.
>>4330344You sound analytical to the point of stupidity.
If Coke Pony drank grenadine and put a cherry on her head would she become a man?
Sure... it can go further than that, though... sadly, ponies only have hooves unless you go full human.But I was the one that threw in a foot option to the Midna flash and I did a hoofjob pic with Minty once in socks but most of you have no idea about that generation...
>>4330326I'd love to take Trixie's place. Feeling my horsecock throb and my nipples grow erect in anticipation as the princesses' cocks swell to turgidity in my hands.
Whelp...I think a human sweetie belle would be ADORABLE. especially if she was a magical girl.
>>4330328>you will never play footsie with Silver Spoon
>>4330371You sound like you're totally unwilling to make observations and look for the underlying reasons for anything to the point of stupidity.
Alright, everyone ready to mafia again?
>>4330379i would too only with more realistic proportions
>>4330347Its still the same in the stack. It goes from the bottom up, with each area starting from the surface of the brain heading towards the center. The feet area appear next to the genitals instead of on the surface. Really odd.
>>4330376>But I was the one that threw in a foot option to the Midna flashLink?
>>4330376BCS, could you draw a cute sketch right now?Like Fluttershy barefoot and clenching her toes real cute like
>>4330385She's too shy to be so forward.
>>4330376> most of you have no ideaBy all means, enlighten us.
>>4330379I'd rather be a pretty anthro mare or stallion in trixie's place, left to the mercy of the two most powerful beings in the universe. They've had a thousand years to get bored with slow, vanilla shit, I hope they don't go to rough on me.
>>4330383Sweetie Belle looks more like a cleric.White and pure and stuff.
>>4330393I r.
>>4330305I think it's due to fact that it's much easier to snap some pictures than it is to take the time learning how to draw.
>>4330403Please go on.
>>4330376It's kind of a shame that the foot section is Wolf Link only.Midna has some delicious feet.I normally don't go for oral, but goddamn that was the best option in the flash. It was simultaneously adorable and erotic.
What would you teach tiny Purplesmart?
HEY EVERYBODYI JUSTTOOTED:D
>>4330385>>4330401We'll never know because nobody seems willing to write a date with her.
>>4330415never trust a naked man
>>4330383What would her wish be?
>Nanaki now has over 1000 followers on TumblrWhat the actual fuck.
>>4330344Good thing someone told our knees and spine that.Oh wait.
>>4330396except, they keep those legs. there are parts of anthro that i hate, but muscular horse-legs aren't one of them.
>>4330415The wonders of friendship
derpy is a very ugly pet
>>4330417
>>4330398You haven't seen the Midna flash?The one she made with Zone?
>>4330418Good
>>4330415I don't have much to teach her.
>>4330385>>4330401Years down the line, when you visit her in the restaurant she owns and runs, staffed by her former house help, she'll invite you to sit with her at a table for two, and the tablecloth will reach all the way down to the floor.You'll remember touching those feet, once. And though you can't see them, by God does she make you remember the shape of them.
>>4330431is till dont know why Pinkie is sitting on a jar with Tank and Fluttershy's face on it
>>4330435Well, aren't YOU a happy camper.
>>4330343In my headcanon, human Fluttershy has big feet that she has alway been self-conscious about.
>>4330423obviously her cutiemark would be her wish.Which would be that of suffering.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342274?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4330403I can understand that, but having both sets of genitals would just be so amazing. Not to mention that you've got two gorgeously endowed deities ready to serve you your dinner in the most depraved ways possible.
>>4330424I've always wondered... Does he draw? I can't seem to find any of his art.
>>4330450He draws his OC he ported over from the furry fandom
>>4330448I dunno, I just can't get into a sub role if my self-insert is big and muscular, even if still small relative to the dom
>>4330450He commissions a lot of porn. I see a new picture or two every few days.
>>4330450He doesn't draw. He complains every time somebody says "love your art".He colors, but he mostly colors King Cheetah's stuff. He writes, but he procrastinates to hell and back.
>>4330418>implying we didn't do an entire line for heryeah, we went all the way with Bloom. but she's the exception rather than the rule.and as for her being too shy, maybe she'd do it to piss off her mother. maybe she'd take you out to dinner with her parents as an attempt to bury the hatchet between her mother and you, and when it became clear that that shit wasn't going to fly, she'd decide to exact a little petty revenge.
>>4330444That's mine too.I like to imagine she's paranoid and thinks everyone is staring all the time.
>>4330447Room for one more?
>>4330415Teach her the advantages of the hand with fingers.
>>4330415Maths.
>>4330464THIS King Cheetah?Oh boy.
>>4330444human fluttershy is a bit of a Lurch. 6' 2"70 kilos11 USA Men's shoe size.
>>4330469I just wanna spread those legs and go to town with my tongue, her feminine hands holding me beneath that wool skirt, those stockings and her slight thigh chub pressing against my ears, and those ballet flats sliding smoothly across my back as she squirmed in pleasure.
>>4330415autism
>>4330461Oh you don't have to be muscular. I'd rather be a curvaceous feminine beauty that just so happens to have a massive horsecock and swollen balls in addition to a deliciously puffy marecunt.
>>4330470I tend to think that she'd be somewhat tall in general, at least compared to her friends.
>>4330469>getting intimate with you as a way to spite her motherI'm not feeling it.And really, that sounds more like something Diamond Tiara would do.
>>4330488where is her torso?
>>4330494I suppose I wouldn't have much choice in the matter. I'd just be grateful to be able to please my mistresses in any way I could. And if they wanted a big ole' horsedick to watch flop around as they pounded me, then I'd just suck it up.
Argh, it's so old.Assuming I wanted to do one with feet, with humanizations, I don't know what style to go for. MLP Powerpuffs, anime, Western, realism, classical watercolor painting, condensed vector style or a detailed American comic one... there's just too many options.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/914509#search=midna
>>4330494You're a human female with a futa horsecok and puffymarecunt.
>>4330488>How 2 develop diabetes.jpg
I like to ship Zecora and Twilight Zecora likes to get plowed by Twilight's magic/potion penis
>>4330490That's a reasonably awkward heightUnlike that eight foot tall stringbean abomination some people draw
>>4330488is it normal not to like king cheetah's stuff?
>>4330510>g3disgusting
>>4330470It's a shame that some women are either embarrassed by or hate their feet, when in reality they may be quite lovely.
>>4330510All of them
>>4330496Of course.
>>4330504More "I'm my own person damnit" and less "fuck you, I'm doing this to hurt you."
>>4330524Liking him is bad.
>>4329965Oh! So THAT'S what you all mean! Thanks!
>>4330491would you want her to wrap those dancer's legs around your head and squeeze? or would you rather try doing it through the stockings?
>>4330524>twiliteOh MT, I know you're a strong independant woman who don't need no man, but maybe you should get a spell checker.
>>4330534still doesnt seem right.SS always struck me as more of a nice person who acts like a douche because of DT
>>4330488oh god, derpy, someone stole your spine and gutsi hope the police can find the thief
>>4330510well it has to be feet with toes for one. As for style I really couldn't make any suggestions, sorry
>>4330490>Size 11unf
>>4330550Me too!
>>4330558derpy why do you have a collarbone
>>4330515apparently to King Cheetah fat= having a torso that can actually support her upper body
>>4330527winter is comingsandals are going out ;_;
>>4330447I CAN SEE YOU PINKIE POI
>>4330379>>4330403What about a traveler who is waylaid by two brigands while walking through a forest? The look in their eyes, and their slowly stiffening nipples and cocks, tell you exactly what they want.
>>4330509Well they do have female needs in addition to cum-swollen testicles aching for release. So they'd take turns between stretching out your marecunt and bloating your womb with hot, viscous spunk and roughly grinding against the base of your fat cock. It's only natural that you be perfectly equipped to slake the lusts of your goddess/mistresses.
>>4330534exactly.she's doing it not because she wants to hurt her mother, but because she loves you, and her mother hates you and has never stopped trying to split the two of you.maybe she believes a public affirmation of your affections will get her to lay off.
>>4330563No idea, anon!
>>4330573> cum-swollen testicles aching for release.thats not how testicles work
>>4330534Either way, it just doesn't seem to fit her, is what I'm saying. She doesn't seem like the type who'd initiate something like that for such a petty reason, if she wasn't ready for it herself.And I firmly believe the first time should be something special - for us. Moving to the next phase just because of her mother means she's still controlling our relationship.>>4330548More or less this.
>>4330567I live in Florida, sandals and flip-flops year-round
>>4330564Whats with shitty porn artists and the "BIG TITS NO STOMACH NO BACKBONES" thing? I don't understand how anyone can possibly fap to that. It is literally impossible for those proportions to happen in any universe.
>>4330448>>4330461>>4330494>>4330509>>4330511
>>4330567I know, such a shame.On the other hand though, the best remedy for cold feet are a pair of warm hands or a nice warm mouth.
>>4330567>not wearing flip-flops shorts and t-shirts in any weather
>>4330488Whenever he colors something he always does this thing where he posts just the finished lineart. He thinks it looks cool.
>>4330584Is there some disclaimer I can throw up that says "I know that's not how anatomy works, but I don't care because it's an unrealistic fetishized scenario so breaking the rules isn't a big deal."?
>>4330591she's not moving on to any new stage. she's playing footsie with you under a table. hardly a violent teen rebellion.
>>4330608i cant hear that comic. turn it up.
>>4330615>He thinks it looks cool.>You can actually see how everything he draws is the same
>>4330597lucky bastardnew york is bitter for like 7 months>>4330605oh yesss they are
>>4330614Florida?
>>4330621I can never be sure with you.But I stand by what I said.
>>4330631California
>>4330615why does she have a penis?
>>4330584>a human female with replaced horse genitals of both sexes getting fucked by magically endowed anthropomorphic mythological creatures>calling out the testicles
>>4330516>implying Zecora wouldn't use her potion-made-penis, the insane amount of cum zebras are famous for, and a mess of other potions to gradually enslave Twilight>implying she wouldn't use Twilight to get close to the princess so she could do the same to her
>>4330567But anon, summer isn't even over.
>>4330634GET OUT OF MY STATE YOU FREAK
>>4330600I think mostly just him and Jay are the main offenders. Any others are probably style biting them
>>4330637
>>4330646i probably will be within a year or so
>>4330621>playing footsie under a table>to get back at mommythats... actually, that actually..thats fucking adorable
>>4330641It's going to be fall in the northeast soon.
>>4330649[1]
>>4329456>The only truly bad clients I had were SmittyG From his point of view it seemed like you were a faggot and tried to rip him off when he asked for a simple sketch of one character and you dew two and even colored without asking him and then raised the price x3This is quite a faggotry and mental issues right here.
So did anything interesting happen today?
>>4330648whose that guy with this shitty webcomic, most of the time it's pornographic? starts with an s. i know he does that shit a lot.
>>4330510maybe do a quick pic of a hoofjob, with the guy cum pooled in the bottom of the her hoof
>>4330646we're all here.right behind you.
>>4330547one day anon. One day.
>>4330663yes, one useless furfag and tripfag and attention whore just joined the thread. Sad times.
Something as intended for a change. Just went with lazy floating dick because drawing that male squat position on the bed will block out 60% of AppleJack according to my top layer, anyway
>>4330524>Raindow Bash
>>4330618sounds useful
>>4330675MT I keep missing your stream and i makes me closer to suicide. I don't like this course of action. When do you normally like to stream so i don't have to clean out my garage and put a garden hose in my tail pipe?
>>4330687Jesus christ, this anatomy and genitals... have you ever considered to draw something appealing and not disgusting? For some reason, when I look at your porn, it reminds me about dirty, smelly and hairy vagina.Ewww
>>4330687oh god that's hot, verbal AJ is my fetish
>>4330640
>>4330683Now hold on there, there's no need to be calling names!
>>4330687i don't know why but reading that made me laugh. also unf
>>4330687For some reason, ponies using human vulgarity just feels wrong. They already have pony swears and I can't really imagine any of them swearing.Not to mention all of that fake moaning and shit that you see in porn vids is a real turn off imo.
>>4330675speell chack is for the febele.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342314?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNext horse.
>>4330704Hey now , back in line!
Episode idea inspired by this cute pic my mom sent me: Scootaloo hears about someone who's supposedly better on a skateboard than her. It's a kid, literally a child goat, whose family just moved to town. They have a race, and Scootaloo loses. She spirals into depression, gets a nose-ring, and hangs out with the sheep. Eventually, she and Rumble run away to the circus, where she gets her cutie mark when she discovers her talent is being the best clown in the show. She moves away from Ponyville forever. Over the credits: "Don't You Forget About Me."
>>4330687I really like Applejack's expression. And the anatomy is spot-on.
>>4330709>2 safety helmets and a high visibility jacketi still say he would have been fine sitting in the car for that bit.
>>4330687>fuck my ass>not "fuck mah' ass, sugah'"immersion ruined 0/10 would not buttfuck
>>4329603>OctavariusBCS pls ;_;I thought I was the only one who had him... Oh lord... it's a trend. It's worse than I thought.I really have no reaction face for what I went through with that dude.
>>4330717its shit
>>4330700>>not liking mare cuntswould you even a pony
>>4330723>"fuck mah' ass, sugah'"Do you even watch the show?
Does anyone else listen to Eurobeat's "Jessica" mix of This Day Aria and kind of want to fuck himthis can't just be meIt doesn't help that he's not bad looking IRL
>>4330700What's wrong with vaginas with hair?
>>4330708I like it in stories because that's how most 16-25 year-olds talk. I dunno, buck gets kind of tired after awhile.
>>4330700Have you ever considered the fact that maybe you are gay, anon?
>>4330723>sugah>tfw you will never a Mississippi Applejack
>>4330700I don't see anything wrong with it
>>4330734It has nothing to do with marecunts, it is the way she/he draws it.
>>4330748i am an expert and i can 100% confirm it
>>4330764ditto
>>4330708What would AJ call her butt ? Caboose ?
>>4330708Ponies swearing does feel OOC.The most I could ever realistically see AJ swearing is maybe saying "damn".
>>4330764New gaymac when?
>>4330776thats what granny smith calls em
>>4330747>BuckI cringed internally.
>>4330760Goddamn anatomy is life or death to MLPG now.
>>4330779sweet-apple-secrets.tumblr.comshhhhhh
The show needs to deal with far deeper ethical questions, such as pic related.
>>4330776>>4330783>not calling it the "poop chute">anywhere in the SouthShe is a silly pony, after all.
>>4329603Was this cap intended to justify your actions? Because form what I see - the commissioner is right and has a point. Why would you even post something he commissioned publicity, without asking him? HE pays you for your work, not vice versa, he dictates the condition. Unless you are not okay with that and you do not accept the commish. But you did.It is saddens me that there is so much your drones that supports you and bash on the client, usually there is a lot of sane and reasonable people that don't jump into bandwagon of conclusion but state their opinion freely on the situation. I miss old nightthreads.
>>4330792I said new.
>>4330798Cry us a river sweetheart
>>4330778I don't why you would even have to come up with a pony term for sex, just use the word rut.
>>4330708Well, I can't speak for others, but I know if you're having fun, they should be too and hopefully they let you know! I tend to just draw things straight out of my head: write what you know. Draw what you know.Pornography may be one thing, but real intimacy is quite another. If the girl or guy getting it isn't egging you on or moaning, I'd say maybe the mood is a bit dampened.
>>4330748>>4330748No, I'm quite straight. And what is your privilege level?
>>4329603That's...insanely creepy. Sorry you had to deal with that.
>>4330794>not doing the poop chute boogie with Applejacklove it
>>4330793That literally made me laugh out loud!
>>4330798>It is saddens me that there is so much your drones that supports you and bash on the client, usually there is a lot of sane and reasonable people that don't jump into bandwagon of conclusion but state their opinion freely on the situation. I miss old nightthreads.Are you for real?
>>4330811I don't know, but you better check yours again.
>>4330798Nope, but it's only part of it. I don't do non-disclosure contracts on commissions and unless someone asks first, and that's an extra fee because I can't put it in my portfolio/example folder for future clients later.I also upgraded his commission to a really involved animation, which I usually charge around $100 for because it takes about 20 hours when I do them properly and he paid me like... $25... I gave him the money back and said, here have it. I'm done.
>>4330824lel epic trolled
>>4330793I don't steal things, so no.FiM might have covered some issues that would have helped kids out if Faust had stayed, but Hasbro wants to sell toys and money. Could you see a divorced couple in ponies, or Scoots actually being canon crippled and addressing it? Nope, need more crystal toys.
>>4330779Why is it always Big Mac or Breaburn with you people? Why not go out drinking with Caramel and listen to him talk about his bad luck with mares? Why not invite him back to your place for more drinks and a movie, then bend him over the couch and teach him how to be a mare?
>>4330803ITS PRETTY NEWI'm pretty busy with commissions atm so stuff like that's on hold a little
>>4330836> I don't do non-disclosure contracts on commissions and unless someone asks first, and that's an extra fee because I can't put it in my portfolio/example folder for future clients later.Not to myself: never commission you. And never recommend. There is no reason to care about the artist if he don't care about his clients.
>>4330811excuse me? privilege level?what are you another one of those transgender tumblr scum?
>>4330855Braeburned, you promised me some sexy NMM few weeks agonever delivered :_:
>>4330854Caramel is a pedophile
>>4330854>Why not invite him back to your place for more drinks and a movie, then bend him over the couch and teach him how to be a mare?Oh fuck yes this is exactly my fantasy.Also I would like to be Big Mac doing this. Or Soarin. Or any alpha stallion, really.
>>4330836>I also upgraded his commission to a really involved animationout of your own good will or did he even want that?
>>4330854OH I fucking love caramel, and I've done some stuff with him too~I should do more though, he'd be such a cute fuck
>>4330854>Not teaching him to be a man>Not slipping a paper with the safeword and telling him that he's expected to make you scream either that or his name by the end of the night
>commission horror storiesThis is why I would never take commissions over the internet if I were an artist. People are inherently evil and manipulative creatures.
Does anyone on mlpg actually commission anything?Apart from Nanaki.
>>4330868>>>/v//v/ is that way, honey.
>>4330868>he hasnt checked his privilege today
>>4330859>petty
>>4330883>>>/tumblr/
>>4330700>>4330859>BCS mentions "getting hurt by words">hate-anon immediately stumbles all over himself
>>4330859>>being reasonable means you are a terrible person
>>4330882I commissioned something from rose
>>4330868I just told you I'm straight.> reading comprehension
>>4330859are you for real right now?
>>4330882If I had the money, I might.My problem, aside from the lack of Dosh, would be the idea for the commission in the first place.
>>4330868>cis-blooded scum doesn't know how to check his privilege
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342335?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4330859Why would you care if other people saw what you commissioned ?
>>4330908>Homestuck fan adventuresreported
>>4330903>>4330824> this samefag
>>4330810Moaning and shit is good and all.But the obviously over the top fake shit you see in tons of hentai, porn and crappy flash games completely kills it.Shit like "stick your fat cock into my juicy pussy" and "Aww yeah, fuck my ass!" just doesn't feel realistic or gratifying. You're already doing it, they don't need to give you the play by play. Just enjoy it.
>>4330854Caramel gets his dose of dick from other stallions. He's out of the equation.
>>4330880Why commission stuff, anyways? That's what I wonder.I mean, this isn't stuff you can really display. You're not a Venetian merchant noble commissioning Titian to paint your villa. It's just wish-fulfillment stuff. That's fine, there's nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't pay good money for it. I'll just stick to my imagination.
>>4330922>implying samefag
>>4330882Yes
>>4330876This pony needs love too.
>>4330882I tried to commission Pandadox but he never replied to my DA note.
>>4330921Redsweater there is canon, from the most recent update. Unless that was joke, in which case sorry for being dense.
>>4330921reported for announcing your reports
>>4330929I can't masturbate to my imagination any more.
>>4330922Actually, no.
>>4330921But it's canon.
>>4330934He reminds me of Barret for some reason. It has NOTHING to do with your name.
>>4330939Triple reported.Enjoy your ban, dumblefuck.
>>4330859You do know most artists post their commission work publicly right?
>>4328946Haha, whatI'm sure he means to say the beginning is awful and then it gets silly.But seriously, FO:E is written much, much more competently than PH.PH is only a viable solution if you are desperate for more FO:E, in which case you just have to trudge through it and get what you can.
>>4330929Sometimes a person's imagination needs a little spark to get started.
>>4330854because Big Mac pings our desire to be dominated, and Braeburn (quite apart from the fact that he's a sex god) pings our desire to dominate.there's really nothing left for Caramel to do that the others can't do better. apart from fiddle fillies and cuddle colts, of course.
Daily reminder that artists will always get more attention and praise than writers for less effort.
>>4330921I actually don't mind HS fandom that much. I mean, they're a whole lot more whimsical and not nearly as perverted as Bronies and its charming.
>>4330955Quad reported
>>4330882I've commissioned about 5 folks who post or at least used to post on mlpg.I'd commission more but EVERYONE IS SO BUSY.
>>4330793Well, if I'm in Berlin, 1933, I must infer that I was hypothetically born in Germany in 1910 and don't realize that Hitler will become one of the most infamous figures in modern history.Even if I disagreed with his politics, I don't take any pleasure from stealing and I would most likely be concerned with getting caught, so I wouldn't steal the wallet.
>>4330854Man, screw Caramel.There's plenty of other stallions who deserve more attention.Soarin', Lucky, Flim Flam Brothers, Mr Cake, the train pulling ones, the doctor, the security officer, the list goes on.
>>4330961>Less effortNo>Less praiseYeah... Art is immediately appreciable whereas fics take some time.
>>4330954Because he's huge and brown?
>>4330924Geez, I'm sitting here stumped for any example of good dialogue, just on principle as inspiration and all I can come up with is Nana to Kaoru. I mean, yeah, of course I'm kind of glossing over things, it's a fantasy... but I'd like to fix something if I can, even if it's a minor niggle.You don't see me drawing AJ's long hair getting pinned and her going "OUCH, move!" or the anon fumbling trying to get it in 'cause she's so tight and the angle is weird...Is there even any comics out there with really believable sex?
>>4330979>responding
>>4330962Homestuck fandom is even more of a circlejerk than FiM. It's just inside jokes built upon inside jokes. It's annoying as shit.
>>4330960Why is Braeburn depicted as the dominated one?I can't find evidence in the show.
>>4330882I did once because her friend said she really really needed the money and she was a good artist. It was a full color pencil drawing of an OC with full color background. She wanted $10 US and I gave her 20. No regrets really. I threw $15 at GG when he was destitute and just asking for money. I later asked him for help with a thing really quick and he told me to get lost. He wasn't obligated but it kind of hurt my internet feelings since I really liked his art and stories, but I don't hold it against him. It can go both ways. Business is business.
i wish i had a cute oc ;_;
>>4330986>You don't see me drawing AJ's long hair getting pinned and her going "OUCH, move!" or the anon fumbling trying to get it in 'cause she's so tight and the angle is weird...You should. I just unf'd
>>4330918I may have my own private reasons for that, it is my own right as the commissioner and the guy who pay for work. But main point is - she/he didn't even contact the client asking the permission to post commish he paid for online, I find this unacceptable when client being treat like that. If he has special fee for that - fine, then ask the guy if he wants to pay fee in order to keep it private. What the issue?
>>4330991Because he looks good in a dress.
>>4330958No I meant Stable 99 was a great concept for a terrible place but then everything else she faces is just retarded. FE is great, but I do think there are better side stories than PH
>>4330990Sounds like someone feels left of out an inside joke.
>>4330990>hussie will never care;_;
>>4330998Wishing ain't gonna make that happen.
>>4330972>not joining the SS at the first possible momentDo you even Grossedeutchland?
>>4330960AN INTERESTING ANALYSIS WITH A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT BEHIND IT.ALLOW ME A REBUTTAL.GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS.
>>4330991I think it spawns from the grass seed incident.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1342344?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4330998I wish I could draw better so that mine wouldn't be shit by default.
>>4330961My two fanfictions have gotten more views than my 70 something drawings have put together.
>>4330961Art takes a lot of effort, actually. Some artists get popularity with little effort, but many work really hard to produce good content. I know i do. Plus I do it mostly free, and when I do take commissions, it's less than minimum wage for me. It is true though, that many of the hardworking writers dont have as large as names as some of the artists. The reason for that though, is that art is a lot easier of a medium to view than a story. People can view and enjoy are quickly, though the same can't be said for stories. That's just how media works. It's a shame honestly, I know some amazing writers that should be more well known than me ;A;
>>4330986I actually like your dialogue-less work the best, since it leaves all the sensual sounds to viewer preference.Let's face it, realistic sex is hard. Both for art and writing. The more you leave to be filled in the better, so long as the actions themselves are clear.
>>4331013>>>/k/>>>/pol/>>>/tg/
>>4330962>not nearly as perverted as Broniesheh
>>4330986>Is there even any comics out there with really believable sex?Good comics with good pony sex? None.
>>4330996Well, he was a bit stressed at the moment.
>>4331013Given that my heritage is primarily Polish, I doubt that'd be an option for me.
>>4331023LK?
>>4331003because its typically the commissioners job to ask to keep it private not the other way around?
Would you rather be a well-hung stallion with a pretty female human or the reverse?
>>4331003not reading an artist's terms of services first then complaining when you didn't pay attention. and then not paying the agreed amount but even less.I understood it just fine.
>>4331016That's caramel, not braeburn.But, yes, that's exactly why caramel is depicted as so "beta."
>>4331010which is why i'm trying to make one.my previous attempts have turned out so generic i didn't even have a desire to draw it
>>4331007No, I just realized that it was essentially TV Tropes 2.0. One great big circlejerk that poses as something intellectual and creative. I followed it from the very start and used to frequently post on the forums and in the IRC.
>>4330991because he's pretty. we don't need reasons beyond that.i'm sure if you go back deep enough, you'll find the first ever submissive Braeburn story. we took that and didn't just run with it, we circumnavigated the entire fucking globe with it.
>>4330957That means most of the clients are ok with that? I have 3 commishes with ponies that I never posted anywhere. two because I don't want to do it yet and one, saucy, because artist asked to do not do so.
>>4330999You unf at everything...
>>4331039>the reverseA well hung female with a pretty stallion?Anyways, I'd take whatever you were saying.
>>4330986Because actual sex dialouge would either be just moans and grunts or asking the other person to move or saying I love between kisses. Beyond porn, I don't think people talk a whole lot during sex.
>>4330986"That's the stuff, sugarcube."
>>4331024The formula for being a popular noticed writer is disgustingIt's either a race to who can pump out the most smut the fastestOrFellate the EQD staff enough to get your stories noticed on the blog
>>4331006>FE is greatI choked on my rage drink.
>>4331063No, not really.But for some reason I found that incredibly sexy.>>4331067There is the whole shouting names thing. But come on, moans are sexy.Awkward sex can be sexy too.
I TRIED making my sweet apple secrets comic SOMEWHAT believable. Then again I also tried making it as hot as possible. Storytelling isn't my forte
>>4331080Get a writer for your dialogue then.
>>4331036No? Commission supposed to be private by default unless client stated otherwise (or when/after asked). I commissioned lots of MLP-shit so far (round ~30 pieces) and it always was like that, with the majority of popular MLP-artists.>>4331040BCS just said there was no contract at all, stop making things up to support your point.
>>4331031I asked him two weeks ago for the favor.
>>4331077But anon, Fire Emblem IS great
>>4331067No, it's not.Get laid. Or get laid more.
>>4331006Murky Number Seven is organized way better than PH is, I dare even say the writings' better than FoE.I
>>4331077a good friend of mine invited me over to his place last saturday. on the car ride there, he was explaining to me how great FE is.I was disgusted, but I couldnt disagree as i've never read it.I need ammo.
>>4331067not with foreign women. they really do talk as much as a porno.
>>4331090plz stop responding
>>4330872>>4330872>>4330872>>4330872>>4330872>>4330872DAMMIT BRAEBURNEDY U HATE ME
>>4331095
>>4331071So...work smut and feel dirty.Or work a deal with the devil and BE dirty.
>>4330882I beg Rose for art sometimes. Does that count?
>>4331096Okay Casanova.
>>4330874>you ask him to get you something out of the cooler by the couch>he shifts around and leans over the arm of the couch to grab you something, his rear sticking up>you pounce, pinning him down and forcing his face into the ice while you line yourself up>all the alcohol in his system means all he does is grunt when you thrust in>you take him again and again that night, each time in a different place and position>it isn't until sunrise that you stop>he drops into a pool of your combined semen and falls fast asleep once you pull out>before going for a shower you drop a pair of panties where he can see them when he wakes up
>>4331055it has nothing to do with if the clients are ok with it its just how things work. As BCS said its how she does things and if the commissioner isn't ok with that don't commission her, not back out because he diddnt understand the terms beforehand.
>>4331114>Canas Oh shitThat guy and Hector, ripping up all the red guys shit.
Not really complaining, but what's with the sudden influx of namefags ITT?>>4331115God knows you will never get popular on MLPG writing anything other than smut and >feels
>>4331107I DONT REMEMBER PROMISING THATI mightve considered it but NO PROMISES WERE MAAADEI took a better request SORRY
Who the heck are all these namefags I haven't seen?
A tad early, but thread for when we're ready to move:>>4331129>>4331129>>4331129>>4331129>>4331129
/co/I gotta fart super bad
>>4331127>sudden influx of namefags ITT?...Old vets?Ponychan runnoff?The world may never know.
>>4330996Was he mean about it?Were you mean about it?
>>4331132The Ghosts of Summer Past.
>>4330976What could you do with the train pulling ones? All I can think of is them wanting some company after pulling a train into a small town, but there aren't any mares there and they aren't into stallions. They see you walking down the dusty street and decide that you'll do. After they coral you into an alley they pin you to the ground and take turns slapping their shafts above you until you are covered in all their seed.
>>4331148Knowing GG, he probably somehow made it a sex joke.
>>4331131Don't make me dig an archive I hate you ;_;
>>4331151Oh shit, we are haunted?!
>>4331144>>4331127i think its the same person changing his name everytime he posts
>>4331127Some of them are joke names.
>>4331091Who the fuck are you?
>>4331160u funnay guy
>>4331167I HAVEa lot of stuff to draw and i cant do requests 24/7 ;A;
>>4331170Only if you're terribly unlucky. I used to be able to summon a posse without trying.Chistery. Chistery Chistery.No, wait. Hang on. I've got it.Okie Dokie Fat Pone.
>>4331141Is Partycat Girl still a thing? I kind of miss /co/.
>>4331160I don't think I was. But you'll see soon enough.Fuck maybe I was rude. I asked for a cleaned up version of Ice Pack cutie mark for reasons. Is that a lot?
>>4331187>Not drawing 24/7 until you are so burnt out you forget how to draw.>Or so you tell yourself that when you look at the stylus in disgust, sure you are feeling carpel tunnel.
>>4331198Sang stram a movie for mlpg.Do you have Princess and the Cobbler? I don't think it's gonna win the vote.
>>4331198I can't be put on the spot like this.
>>4331209>Cleaned up.That thing is a clusterfuck of a mess as it is.
>>4331180Nobody
>>4331202no you fucking cat. every goddamn day we had to endure your bullshit, don't you try to start some grass-roots movement crap. not in our happy pirate ship.
>>4331122The commissioner clearly was unaware she is going to post it publicity, it is clearly can be seen in his mail reply.>>4331122>its just how things workIt is NOT how things work. I just gave you an example from experience. If you need some well-known artist - take bleedman, for example, he send me 2 sketches privately before commish was done and never posted it anywhere. Never ever asked about that - I just assumed he realized I didn't want to and I was grateful for such delicacy.
>>4331209>for reasonsWere you the anon who was/is going to cosplay as Icepack at some con?
Fucking drawniggers, capable of drawing faces with right proportions and anatomy. Your sexy butts and expressions too.Fuck you guys, I'm mad ass fuck.
>>4331229Want to party /mlp/?
>>4331237>cosplay as Icepack at some con
>>4331039The first, I think.
>>4331242>Mad ass fuckNot on the first date, Anon-kun!~
>>4331257Why does that bother you?
>>4331273Because I won't be able to get my picture with it.
Hey guys, I feel like startin up a stream, I wont advertise it to my followers, and i'd just let you guys in, hows that soundit'll pretty much just be drawing pony dicks anyway
>>4331297That sounds wonderfulI'd tune in
>>4331297I've never seen you draw, give me a link please.
>>4331297That sounds absolutely amazing.
>>4331297Even if I don't enjoy pony dick like the next man.I am that bored.
>>4331184>thinking this was humansSnarky you need sleep.That part comes after you getting out of the shower. You stop him with a forceful kiss, and then press his head down and step forwards so he can clean the one part of you that you can never reach.
>>4331297Watch someone draw dicks, you say?
>>4331326Snarky always turns this shit into humanized.It's VERY confusing when I am trying to co-write with some other Anon and he jumps in like a retarded writefag supper hero and wiggles his fingers and goes "BOOP, THEY ARE PEOPLE NOW!" and flies away.
Alright lets do thiswww.livestream.com/braeburnedand i guess techinically its a solo wing job and i think its futa but i'm not sure? their characters a little confusing OH WEL THERES A PONY AND A HORSEDICK
>>4331360He can do fun stuff sometimes, but other times he acts like Ross if Ross were a writer.
>>4331382You should post that in the new thread.
>>4331382>futagaaaayAlso, you might want to move on to the new horse: >>4331129
>>4331402No it's ours now.
>>4331360sorry. shower was mentioned. i assumed only we had shower technology.
>>4331422What makes you think that ponies don't have showers?
