Pony should happy pony!Old thread: >>4313057
They should indeed. I hate trolling. Cheer me up with pictures of happy pone before I start.
>>4315568
You made this topic on Sunday. Get some new material.
>>4315568Happy ponoe.
>rape
>>4315580I did?
lesbian girlfried
So, which pony do we hate this week?
>>4315592Fluttershy, as always.
>That feel when your good streak of pumping out art is stopped because of the lack of feedback on your last pictureWhat do?
> SOME PEOPLE DESERVE RESPECT
We probably won't get a version of the rowdy rough boys.The closest we'll see is the bullies in Sonic Rainboom.
>"Alright anon, drink!"
>>4315599post it and get feedback, you whiny little pathetic aboo boo baby
>>4315599Post it and say "pls respond" works everytime
>>4315592Same one we hate every week: Pinkie
>>4315592All o' them
>>4315602Some do.Some cry.
How thick do you like your candy pony semen?
Are we wings enough?
>>4315608>post it and get feedbackbut thats the problem you retard
>>4315613- Try to take over the world
>>4315620So now that you have our attention, post it again so we can tell you it's shit
>>4315617Spike wondered if dragons cry.Only he does.
>>4315620post it HERE RIGHT NOW and we'll give you FEEDBACKnow that's you've drawn ATTENTION to that fact that it's an ISSUE
>>4315604Sounds legit
>>4315617>replying>everRetard.
>>4315599I didn't feedback because long refresh time.Forgive me.Although I'm getting a little... disgruntled... due to your non-happy pone....
>>4315619A bit.It looks like there are fine hairs protruding from the ear.
>>4315619That's FANTASTIC.
More happy pone!
>twilight will never get spike pregnant
>>4315643If drinking bleach gets you from Earth to Equestria, what does drinking Equestrian bleach get you?
>>4315659Sends you from Equestria to pony hell.
>>4315651Huh?>>4315654I know, can't wait ti see it inked and colored.
>>4315657nosad pone time
>>4315657
>>4315659ETERNAL DAMNATION
>>4315644I'm sorry, Anon.Here, have a pone.
>>4315670No.>*makes applejack a new hat out of some straw I have in the backyard*It's not much, but here.
>>4315670NOHAPPY PONE
>>4315670Fuck you and fuck your sad pony
>>4315659Gensokyo
>>4315688Pinkie is ugly.
>>4315685>asterisk role playing
>>4315681That will do!
>>4315696>How To: Killjoy
>>4315659>Equestrian BleachIt must taste terrible
what emotion is scrunch?
>>4315685>>*makes applejack a new hat out of some straw I have in the backyard*That's not we do things around here
>>4315696You are ugly, anon, you are ugly.
Apples.
Oh god, story idea. Someone tell me if this has been done already.Okay, so Derpy's in town, and some colt runs into her; I'm envisioning Caramel, beta as fuck Caramel. He bumps into her at a bakery or something, and she smiles at him - he's nervous, but he gets to talking to her - she seems a little slow and dopey, but seems to like him, so he clumsily invites her over. they go back to his place, and over the course of coffee or whatever he realizes that Derpy isn't just dumb, but full-blown retarded. He's about to let her go, when he notices things about her, like her wings, or the curve of her flank, and starts to get turned on - he tries to ignore the impulses, but Derpy, despite her simplicity, notices, and begins to clumsily make advances towards him - the rest of their encounter is an internal struggle, Caramel loathing himself for what he sees as taking advantage of a retarded girl, and Derpy engaging in something she probably doesn't fully understand - they fuck, but Derpy starts to try and dissuade him, uncomfortable with the progression of events - by this point Caramel's already too far invested, and he proceeds regardless, effectively raping the earlier trusting simple-minded pegasus while she gazes at him through a haze of tears, confused as to why someone she thought was her new friend was hurting her. Caramel eventually finishes, cumming inside her guiltily, before apologizing and showing her out. Derpy doesn't say anything to anyone, because she lacks the capacity to do so cohesively, and Caramel spends the night with a bottle of whiskey, head in his hooves at what he's left to live with in his mind, the thought of what he's done haunting him for the rest of his days.
>>4315705Every single one from the emotion spectrumScrunch to ponies is what faggot is to 4chan
>>4315705It varied from: happy, confused, angry, upset and many more
>>4315696it's just a bad picture!
Which pony soaks through her mattress when she cums?
>>4315721>inb4 sentenal spergs out again
/r/ing Doxy's animated AJ pic, you know the one
>>4315721>You always say that!
>>4315731you mean like he does every single time he posts?
>>4315731>implying sentenal isn't writing these
>>4315721For some reason I never manage to filter this comment. 4chan x bug?
>>4315739OH FUCK YOU I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
>>4315723>>4315724>in olden times the leader of a pony community was the one who scrunched the hardest
>>4315739God I love ice cream
>>4315685your ponychan/piss is showing
>>4315739woah deja vo
>>4315744SHIT MAN IM SORRYI HATE THAT FUCKER TO
>>4315750What is your favorite flavor and which pony would enjoy that flavor the most?
>>4315748That would explain why Chancellor Puddinghead got frozen scrunching.
MLPG - United in Hatred. Coming 2010
Okay, so get this.[Spoiler] Derpy, although she may have Marty Feldman eyes at times, is the most persistant and may well be intelligent despite popular opinion, just not in ways that are analytical thinking. In my eyes, she has complete left-brain. Know my proof? Nightmare night she wore paper bags as a costume. Guess what goes in paper bags in Nightmare Night? THE CANDY. She was candy for Halloween. Clever. [/spoiler]
>>4315760Mint choc is the best. Best pony also likes this.
>>4315773>inb4 sentenal spergs out again
>>4315773>incorrect formating
>>4315775>Implying Celestia doesn't prefer vanilla
>>4315748I can get behind this. Modern leader right here.
>>4315732fuck, does no one have it?
>>4315782>sperging out about sentenal sperging out
>>4315782you mean like he does every single time he posts?
Remember/^!vRH9vcBvKc$/they feed off attention
>>4315773You are not supposed to capitalise the S in .Interesting thought though, perhaps our little star is more clever than we though.
>>4315788>implying Celestia doesn't have to been seen eating a culturally diverse range of icecreams
>>4315788>Implying I meant Celestia
>>4315791>>4315784>>4315782>Sperging about me sperging out
>>4315789If Romney gets elected, you may have a point.
help mlpgI'm a lot more gay than normalten minutes ago I jerked off to just a picture of some dude's upper bodywhat do i do
>>4315801>that formatting blunder I feel so silly
>>4315795It keeps happening!
>>4315813Embrace it and come cuddle me
>>4315813I'm sorry anon it's to late for you....
>>4315801Yeah figured that out. But thank you for actually taking my explanation into consideration. No one ever does, I was expecting five more sperg.
>>4315813i can suck a guy off but male bodies disgust mei guess i just like dicks
>>4315797How rude.
>>4315813You think that's being more gay than normal? I can't cum without thinking about a dick in my ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6-6HD7_HAFREE PUSSY RIOT
>>4315815They all blink at around the same time. Weird.
>>4315831Ponies act like robots when you put them in a crowd
This is now a Dashie thread.
>>4315830WHERE?!
That dream where all your teeth fall out.
>>4315841Never had it but it couldn't be worse than that dream where you go to school in underwear
>>4315841>another fucking dream where I'm eating glass
>>4315837
>>4315681>That feel when someone posts your art+4 happy
>>4315854dafty pls draw
>>4315837>DashieStop right there nigger.
Too much pone guys. I think it may be time for bed.
>>4315841anon, take a pen, and place it against your teethThen imagine smashing that pen into your desk and shattering all your teeth
>>4315830>Using a chainsaw>Wearing safety goggles and gloves>Not wearing a shirt
>>4315865Oh well, this is hot.
>>4315865>Keyword Density> her 205 (30%)> up 53 (8%)> look 29 (4%)> face 28 (4%)> down 28 (4%)> fluttershy 28 (4%)> back 27 (4%)> around 25 (4%)> head 25 (4%)> like 25 (4%)Stop using the word her so much god
>>4315841>that dream when you're driving without a licence and there are police cars everywhereDoes anyone get that? I've never had a dream where my teeth fall out.I had a dream where my brain fell out once and I was all like well fuck that's not supposed to happen.
>>4315901The fuck?
>>4315901Why wouldn't they color the tails on the speech bubbles the same color as the rest of the speech bubble?
>>4315900>not living in just taking the license to the police station within 72 hours
>>4315901What the fuck is wrong with the speech bubbles
>>4315901I suddenly miss veggie55. His replacement is worse.
>>4315901The fuck does that mean?
>>4315914The problem is I actually don't have a license at all.
>>4315882Oh, well glad you like it.
>>4315931Are you the same guy who wrote something like this with Twilight some weeks ago?
>>4315937Yes indeed. I'm dubbing the series "Stupidly long greentexts"
>>4315119Here you go anon.I think photographs in drawings are funny.
>>4315943Stop
>>4315943
>>4315944They are a good mix of >feels and sex. Pinkie next please.
>>4315943I loved that movie. And the game was fun
>>4315947She looks a bit chubby.
>>4315943STOP
>>4315959Of course she does. Diet drinks stimulate appetite.
>>4315959More to snuggle, anon. More to snuggle.
>>4315956I'll hold a vote when I decide to do the next one. Which will probably be in a couple weeks cause writing these things takes a lot out of me
>>4315861Maybe I could take some requests right now, if anyone is willing to give me some that is.
>>4315982sad pone
>>4315943I am liking where this is goin'
>>4315959OH!YOU CALL THAT CHUB?FAGGOT!
>>4315982sad griffon
>>4315982Pony battle royale
>>4315985.......Yzma porn?
>>4315982Ghost pone and Frankenstein pone
>>4315993AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4315993Please no
anyone in MLPG play Battlefield?
>>4316001AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4315982Lrrr hunting unicorns
>>4316001AM....AM I IN HELL?IS THIS HELL?
>>4315993...Can I have LMJ instaed?
>>4315993Yeah!
>>4316004I possess Battlefield 3 and BC2 for PC
>>4316001DOES HE EVEN WATCH THE SHOW?>Repeat 'till Twilight gets really angry.Why do people do this
>>4315999.........no?
>>4316013anyone on filthy peasant console?specifically the sony no gaems?
>>4316004I've still got Battlefield 1942 stashed away somewhere here.DU-DUN DUN DA-DUN DUN
Dafty, plz say which of these you'll do, because some of these ideas are interesting but I don't want to do them if you do.
>>4316004Haven't played since I reinstalled Windows, not sure I want Origin back on my machine.
Okay G'night MLPG, was real.Time for sleep
>>4316027>sageing a sub 500 threadI know you're trying to be polite but it would be more help if you didn't
>Pinkie Pie will never cheer you up when your face is made of frown
Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
>>4316031Oh man that theme some. brb reinstalling
>>4316040>Implying she doesn't every time I watch an episode or even a picture of her
>>4316040She has and does already.
>>4316044Dafty is already here, you can stop summoning Lovecraftian horrors.
>>4316044jazz link plz
>>4316012Oh god.........................rule 34, guys.........................I............................oh god..........................http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Yzma/1
>>4316062http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
>>4316052I love this meh-mey
>>4316032I'll probably do the Ghost pone and Frankenstein pone one.I have better luck when it comes to >OC.Sounds terrible but I have more >fun with them.
ded
>>4316074You fucking brony it's ok, draw what you feel comfortable to draw, add some Lyra there
>>4316004Loved 1942. Vietnam, BF2, Bad Company 2. Liked BF3 but deleted origin because origin.
>>4316063Hey.THE Fluffy.That's not the same Fluffy that used to be our Fluffy, is it?
>>4316085Nah, he (or was it a she? Can't remember) is a popular porn artist. He/she even worked with Zone.
>>4316044Are you ever going to stop spamming this?
>>4316063Five images, two of her as a cat and one of those is tentacles.Not exactly what I expected.
>>4316074Okay.But I still want to do an ensemble pic of ALL the monster mares.Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman, Ghost, Phantom of the Opera, Mummy, Creature from the Black Lagoon, etc.
>>4316092>he does this once a day>spamming
>>4316085.......I..............uh............don't know...............sorry......................busy puking..........................
>Rainbow Dash will never look like a tank
>>4316089I know who both Fluffies are, I just never thought of them both at the same time before.
>>4316100Please.................stop...........abusing.............your........ellipses........
>>4316101bullshit
>>4316109...no, it's fun.Oh, god, I just did it.
>>4316109What~~~~~~~~~ about~~~~~~~~~~ these~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
>>4316101And thank god for that! Tanks are not nearly as sexy as planes.
>>4316110>Muscledash will never rip your dick off with her vagina.
>>4316109Lay off, it's hard to type properly when you're puking
>>4315841>that dream where all your hair falls out
>>4316118No shit, Sherlock
>>4316121It's not a dream anon you are already bald
>>4316121>That dream where you fuck a pony.
>>4316117ouch
>>4316126
>>4316004BC2. Don't have BF3 as I'm never installing Origin on any of my machines.
>>4316097I actually want to design a Shoggoth Ponedue to me being a Lovecraft fan.I just hope I can actually draw it.
>>4316127>That dream where Marker boops your nose and tells you to stop responding to shitposters
>>4316127The only dream where I actually FUCKED a pony, it was the human version.It's weird. I've always masturbated to tons of really weird porn, but all my sex dreams only involve missionary position normal-looking women.
>……………………2012…………>……………not…………uhh…………precomposing your ellipses………………………
>>4316121You guys have some weird/horrifying dreams. Last dream I can remember I won a Dodge Dart by saving a kitten from a burning building and then some hot chick hit on me in the parking lot, after which I uttered a pun and put on a pair of sunglasses.No weird symbolism there.
>>4316127That was a good dream.
>>4316138Sounds boring. You must be a very boring person.
>>4316135Why not MH Mlp?
>>4316138I have the same problem, I'm gay with a bunch of fetishes, yet my sex dreams only feature straight vanilla sex.
>>4316136>That dream where Marker Pone shoves her tongue in your mouth and slams a horse dildo up your ass, then pulls away and calls you a faggot brony for dreaming of >OCs.
>>4316127I don't know that dream
>>4316127>tfw never had any sexual pone dreams, just dreams of MLPG
>>4316154God is punishing you
>>4316155Good ol' Marker Pony.
>>4316166>miss Dashie
>>4316159Same but I had a few cute pny dreams and a few ponies in vidya dreams
>>4316166This is taking forever...
What kind of fetishes does Marker Pone have?
>>4316176Fuck off.
>>4316159I've never had an mlpg dream, just miscellaneous dreams, some featuring ponies for several minutes.
>>4316178unf
>>4316176All of them.Every single one.
>>4316166>3rd panel:3
>>4316176Big Beautiful Boop
>>4316176All of themIncluding >rapeSex with her is very unpleasant as her tastes are constantly changing
>>4316176Every sexual fetish that has ever been posted about in the general.She's a sick, sick pony.
>>4316179>I'm at school in my underwear!>And Applejack is here too!
>>4316189What if she is wearing my underwear?
>>4316178>>4316178> this fucking faggot againworse than piss
>>4316159I fucking hate MLPG dreams. I wake up going, dammit, how come I can't dream about Equestria and the actual ponies like normal people do
>>4316189They're a bit more involving than that.
>>4316194No, anon, you are the piss.
>>4316192with you inside?
>>4316176Well, anon, she watches over the general, she knows EVERY fetish we mentioned here.Personally, I think she likes being beebeeped and boobooped if you know what I mean.
>>4316195>not enjoying dreams of cuddling anon
>>4316201unf
>>4316201...her butt?
>>4316195I've had so many pony dreams that I've lost count.They were all awesome.
Daily reminder that Thickity is married and will never love youhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002588652680
>>4316192>>4316201>sharing a pair of underwear with Marker PonyBoner achieved
>>4316210both
>>4316211
I bet Marker Pone's favorite TF2 class is the soldier
>>4316207I have had a dream where I have hugged a sad anon from MLPGIt wasn't really something responding to any specific event, but I just remember them looking a lot like me, but wearing a flannel shirt.
>>4316214Like I care about fatties.
>>4316224Do you like like Jack Black by any chance
1-7 workout8-0 lazy bastard mode
>>4316226Well shit...
>>4316226
>>4316219Tell me your favorite mainsix and I'll tell you the dream(s) I had about her.
The only dream I remember, about a cartoon, was when I dreamed that Excel and Hyatt from Excel Saga were my sisters...
>>4316226>bad art>cancerous unsubstantiated fanon
>>4316207>My face when I would cuddle Anon any day
>>4316226The quality of this art reminds me of grimdark fluffy pone stuff.
>>4316224awwYou'd have your work set out for you if actually tried to hug every sad anon though
>>4316238I love posting this. So much butthurt...good choice, anon!
>>4316237I dream in cartoons literally about half the time.Ever since I was a little kid.
>>4316226what's the point
>>4316226what the hell
>>4316226Well haven't seen this one in a while
>>4316231No, I look like skipsy minus 20 lbs
>>4316249That's why I wrote "I remember".It was awesome...
>>4316255INCEST
>>4316252kinda looks like Max from goof troop I hate max that piece of shit
>>4316238You know, for a little filly like Applebloom, she sure doesn't think of her parents that much. Why is that?
>>4316226It's all because Discord got AJ teen pregnant, you guys just don't get it. And AB is actually demon offspring with hidden powers, so she can't know who her real parents are.
LET'S DISCUSS LITTLE MISS JAY
>>4316271Neither does Scootaloo. Ponyville is full of children without parents.
>>4316278I WOULD PREFER NOT TOI liked the part where he was discussing horse semen on live stream
>>4316278
>>4316271Because they're ________DEAD_________
>>4316278that nigga' gay/thread
You know besides N4CH0S who constant;y defended Applecest not many were that interested were they?
>>4316278>>4316278>>4316278http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30865965307
>>4316281This is just sad
>>4316281
>>4316284what
>>4316295nope, because it was stupid as hell, it's not even hotif you ask me it's almost borderline 2edgey4u
So what would MLPG prefer Shoggoth Pones personality to be like?
>>4316281>RD will never adopt ScootalooI'd adopt a scootaloo
>>4316305Terrible
>>4316308Like a Shoggoth
>>4316308Like a cyberbully
>>4316309Would you do everything together?
>>4316305
>>4316318I certainly would. She's so small, you could carry her around in a backpack as you went about your day. Then later you could go to the park, tie a rope around her, and fly her like a kite.
>>4316318Everything but fly
>>4316331>Rope snaps>ANON! WHAT DO I DO!
>>4316339Give her the traditional advice for a pegasus learning to fly, of courseFLAP YOUR WINGS, DUMBASS
>>4316339Dive into it and then flatten outFlutter your adorable little pony wings
so where the fuck have people like nasse, tan, or aspirant been?
>>4316339Godspeed, Scootaloo.
>>4316341
>>4316339Falling with style
>>4316353I think Nasse lives on the sub these daysAspirant seems to be avoiding us, maybe he's getting IRL stuff in order before he ships out for boot campHaven't seen Tan in forever
Why does Sweetie Belle hang out with the redneck and the cripple?
>>4316353They died because we haven't circlejerked enough
>>4316364lives on the sub? no one ever told me about aspirant going to boot camp
>>4316353They've all been here in the past few days.Calm your tits anon.
>>4316365Because she's a dumbass and can't get real friends because >no CM
>>4316365Why is Sweetie Belle such a cunt?Checkmate, sunk your battleship, bingo
Where did Anonymous go?
>>4316365Hey! that's not nice.
>>4316383Hit by a truck while crossing the street to by bleach
>>4316383Dunno, he's not online on Steam.
>>4316383he may be gone, but our hearts are connected forever
>>4316353Nasse not interested in MLPG anymore, it grew weary on him.Tan is quite busy with some stuff. He always was a rare person here.Aspirant has some IRL stuff too, but he visits us often as anon. Just yesterday he did my request:
>>4316364Actually things have changed and Aspirant no longer knows when exactly he's going to boot camp anymore. He's also taking a break from MLPG to regain his writing mojo
>>4316368
>>4316394Nasse was here like 3 days ago.
>>4316394>nasse not interestedI'll tell you where that nigger is, he's absorbed in world of tanks>tan being rarethat nigger has been playing league like 24/7 when he isn't busy instead of drawing like a lazy cuntaspirant is pretty much still bro status though
>>4316402I stopped watching Gintama at episode 50. I heard it got really good later on though. Is it worth downloading?
>>4316405Yes, as he once said - he visits MLPG when he feel like.
>>4316411I read the manga. Always worth a lot of laughs.
>>4316414Isn't that what we all do?It's not like we're unable to leave this place or something right?
>>4316419That Scootis too cute
>>4316422Y-yeah
Guys, I'll draw again for you when I feel like it, alright? I just haven't been in the mood as of late.Anyway, so what have I missed?
>>4316430>Marker pone finds those who seek to escape, and removes them from the spotlight whilst still making sure they're forced to visit MLPG every day.
>>4316316>>4316315That's not pony at all.
>>4316469Oh really? What happened?
>>4316481see>>4316297>http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30865965307
>>4316480>furfags mad their rule 34 artists have stopped drawing anthro foxes buttfucking dragons.What's with people assuming that artists are supposed to cater to them?I mean sure, it's perfectly acceptable to call someone out and say you don't like what they draw, it's something else to assume they should draw what you want them to draw only.
>>4316487Not FoundThe URL you requested could not be found.
>>4316497Just go to the main tumblr and look at the top post
we ded
>>4316530I'm trying to figure out how you determine the color a marshmallow horsecock will be.
>>4316536>Filename.Really?
>>4316530We've got to stay above 50 posts per hour or this ride's going to explode!
>>4316541No, I know who he is, but that's first picture I found in my folder and the file name is old as shitdeal with it
From what we gathered from the showHow likely is it that Twily fucked Shining Armor?
>>4316555>From what we gathered from the showHighly unlikelywe've never see ponies fucking so we can't assume they do fuck at all
Nutella on toast or fresh bread?
>>4316555Depends on how far you want to read into it I guess.
>>4316553
>>4316555Females cannot fuck males.
>>4316561Toastwhy would you just eat cold bread without making a full sandwich, that's stupid?
>>4316565>not even the dead.jpg
>>4316530Sorry man, Armored Kill just launched.This should liven things up:Go here and use this web app to draw your favorite ponyhttp://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/post results
>>4316561neithermake yourself a toasted sandwhich with avocado, cheese and some scrambled eggs
where can I download The Wolf Children Ame and Yuki ?
>>4316594I don't know. Have you tried google
LOL
>>4316599TPB, demonoind, Tokyo Toshokan - none of them has it.
So I've got this. I rarely write long things. I've got the general story down but I keep adding and removing things. Haven't shown it to anyone else. Write usually for fun and myself; no pre-readers nor editors.How fucked do you think it is?
durr
>>4316600hehefarts
>>4316613So go find an editor.
>>4316573And this is why it's a bad idea to draw with a mouse in a program with no eraser.Unless you're GG.
>>4316600Seth MacFarlane does it again
>>4316613Is it porn?Is it ponies?Post the entirety of page 45 (nothing more nothing less) so we can determine if we like it out of context or not
>>4316617lol us gamers huh
You okay Rainbow Dash?
>>4316626Who would win in a between Buckley or MacFartlane?
Why would you a pony?
>>4316648but I wouldn't
>>4316648I would pony a pony
>>4316645Win in a what?
>>4316631>Is it porn?Nah, I write terrible porn.>Is it ponies?Sort of. FoE sidefic. I'd post in the FoE general but it's a little slow at the moment.
>>4316648Ponies are hot.
What if marker pone was adopted by bronies
>>4316641
>>4316658>Fanfiction of a fanfiction of a show which is itself based on fanfiction of an earlier show.
As if attempting to write the ponies into believable shipping situations wasn't hard enough, writing the sex out for it has ot be a pain in the ass too.Here's to hoping it's at least good quality.
Is there a place with Tex's unfinished drawings? The MLPG.co thread died. In fact every thread past page one on the art board just vanished. So much was lost.
>>4316657Fight;_;
>>4316648Why wouldn't I would a pony?Sometimes you put the stupidest questions ever
>>4316674Probably MacFarlane.
>>4316665
>>4316665We need to go deeper.
I'm bored
>>4316662They never will. Why you ask? Because she isn't gimmicky nor does her design stand out like a dick in a bowl of salad.
>>4316688He needs to post it so we can make greentext out of it
>>4316600oh god no
you mean like he does every single time he posts?
Which pony would cook the foulest jenkem?
>>4316711Yeah, fuck him
>>4316693Which pony wouldn't question a dick protruding outwards in their bowl of salad?
>>4316693She's gimmicky but not to them. It'll never happen...
Why isn't /b/ in the Yotsuba catalog.?N-not that I care or anything, I just noticed.
3 months of winter coolness
>>4316711Who are you quoting?
>>4316645McFarlane. Pre-2003 stuff is still good. Pre-cancellation Family Guy, Dexter's Lab, Johnny Bravo. He still has a place in my heart.
Because no one gives a shit about /b/
>>4316715deep meter has gone off the scales cap'n
>>4316725stitch by stitch
Watchmen is arguably the greatest work of literature of the 20th century. It is much, much more than just a deconstruction of capes. It poses fundamental questions about the value of human life and what it is to be human in a comprehensive and fascinating manner. It satirizes and explores the mid to late twentieth century political landscape in a nuanced way. It meaningfully explores the massive implications for the everyday westerner of the century's two most radical innovations - the theory of relativity and psychoanalysis. On top of this, it pushes the medium to its very limits. Each panel, speech bubble and caption exists in a an almost Derridaean liminal space, describing the action at hand whilst connecting themselves constantly to the work as a whole.Essentially, Watchmen is a deconstruction of the human condition in the twentieth century, and no other work of fiction with a similar concern comes close to its bravura yet subtle and nuanced achievement.
WINTER IS COMING
I wish I had a pony sex doll.
>>4316717Fluttershy.
>>4316725And we're the world famous flim-flam brothers
>>4316689me too
>>4316726>LE WHO LE ARE LE YOU LE QUOTING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>4316732This day has been just perfect
>>4316732BIG ADVENTURE
>>4316717Pinkie
>>4316745What?
>>4316739email bad dragon and realdoll and tell them how much you're willing to pay and let them bid against each other
>>4316745Who are you quoting?
>>4316734SEASON 3 WHEN?! AHHHHH
>>4316745Le monkey face
/v/ please depart
Which pony is least interested in sex?
>>4316757December.
>>4316734What the fuck did you just say to me, Stark?
>>4316672...anyone?
>>4316762Scootaloo.
ever wonder what the male trip/namefags look like?which one do you think might be the dreamiest?no choosing eurobeat, he's already confirmed for 2dreamy4me
>>4316765One more time. I dare you.
>>4316773What about the ones of unconfirmed gender?Who is secretly a lady?
>>4316760Don't you mean monkey trouble?
>>4316773What does that have to do with My Little Pony?
>>4316765Wait, seriously? Is that announced, or are you just shitting around?
>>4316773i imagine that mane guy is pretty dashing
>>4316780January
>>4316784Anon
>>4316789mane pls
>>4316791ffffffuck you
>>4316784I don't know, but Hopopo's transgender deal gives me the weirdest boner
>>4316780>>4316765>>4316757>>4316734>>4316766please plebsplease stopit hurts me
>>4316788This would have blown up if it was true.
>>4316788Just my guess.
>>4316794WhatWhatWhere does all that air even come from
>>4316771>>4316672no one carse for that hack. fuck off
>>4316794I'm really glad that I'm not able to mentally decompose the elements of that picture. It looks like bad stuff is going on there.
>>4316808>You haven't got anythe fuck, technology?
Can I tell you a secret, MLPG?I really don't like Marker Pony, I think it's ugly, her design is half assed and doesn't translate well when drawn.
>>4316822That's gramatically correct, isn't it?
>>4316819YOU BE GLAD, THIS PICTURE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL WITH HOW BAD IT IS, BOTH SUBJECT-WISE AND EXECUTION
>>4316786No.
>>4316773I only imagined this for TessIn my head he's Ronnie from Whomp
>>4316831Try>You don't have anynot>You have not got anyWhich sounds better to you?I fucking hate being a grammar nazi and then I fuck up on something
>>4316773I'm invariably disappointed whenever I found out how tripfags actually look.
>>4316828That's OK, you're allowed to not like herit's just a problem when your only argument is >OC ponies
>>4316828I hate her design too
>>4316856Oh fuck off.
>>4316854wasn't there a pic of jessy, goggles and rose somewhere? wasn't rose supposed to be cute as fuck?
why
>>4316854It's shit like this that makes me feel like I need to look good for the MLPG as well as produce good content.
>>4316804Is Hoppip a MTF tranny or FTM?
>>4316871spaghetti/10
>>4316868
>>4316828I think the whole thing is silly and unnecessary and just promotes meta and circlejerkry.
>>4316879He's neither
>>4316868Rose is cuteGoggles is okI don't remember Jessy
>>4316884Some of those are fake
>>4316868Considering the same pic has Hoppip as a girl, you kinda have to question its truth value.
>>4316879whichever is "pretended to be female for a while for shits and giggles" or rather "didn't correct us when we all assumed he was a she, for shits and giggles"
>>4316886Can I tell you a secret, Anonymous?I think the concern over "circlejerking" is ridiculous.
>>4316884I'm guessing Rose is either the second one or the fifth one.
>>4316884Who's the 4th
>>4316910order is rose jessy goggles reu chistery but the last two are supposed to be fake
>>4316910Rose is first, Jessy is second, Goggles is third, four and five don't come here
>>4316884I don't remember which of those are which except that the fourth was supposed to be Hoppip and the last was supposed to be Chistery.So, yeah. Absolutely real/10.
>>4316917cartoon lion
>>4316884Legitimate beyond a shadow of a doubt/10
>>4316874I know that feel. Problem is I'm not photogenic and I'm likely never to take a picture for MLPG anyway. Powerlevels and all that.
>>4316884I'd be down for 3 and 4. Mostly 4
>>4316884>>4316910>>4316922That is not real pic of Rose, we have been thru this. Some furfag who stalked her since she made account on FA said it is not her.
>>4316940I'd 4 so damn hard
so are there any existing pics of the male contribsI want to touch myself to the thought of their warm embrace
>>4316942lol derpy is stupid lol
>>4316945but she posted it on her tumblrrrrrrrr
>>4316945Wasn't it posted on her tumbler long ago where she sad it was her?
>tfw my family leaves today and I can finally masturbate again
>>4316950
>>4316950>implying nathan is a contributor
>>4316959>not masturbating with your parents in the next room
>>4316939I keep my power level well hidden. All I've got in my room are teddy bears. I just need to work on my body, hair, and clothing. I mean I'm already skinny, but ti's not like I'm gonna be taking a shot wiht my shirt off, so my major concern is clothing and hair.Guess my gender and favorite pony?
>>4316965Why are we posting Jack Black?
>>4316965no way, really?unf
>>4316970>finger on the trigger without actually wanting to fire>everpoor form
>>4316972>not masturbating with your parents in the same room
>>4316969>some cry when looking at that picture
>>4316983>>4316972>>4316959>not masturbating with your parentsGet on my level.
>>4316982Every time someone posts that picture my inner /k/ is screaming >TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
>>4316982>thinking nathan has a gunIt's almost certainly a toy, dingus.
>>4316969Cute gir->read previous postNope
>>4316945It's the real Rose. I've seen some other pics of her I can't share where she's wearing a construction paper mustache.
>>4316991I still cant do it with my replicas
>>4316969how could a cute trap like that be a pedogeezi can't believe it
so this is nasse right
>>4316974Male, Rarity. If I did give MLPG a picture of me, it'd be well after I'm feeling fit enough for boot camp, gain some color, and look halfway decent.
>>4316993>not wanting to tool AB's ass and make him cry
>>4317002>cute trap>that thingboy your standards are low
>>4317003Totally.That would also explain why he gets so flustered with video games. He's old.
>>4316999>Abatap>in our threads>contributingPICK ONE
>>4317016
>>4317011>the number one contributor of all time who changed contributing forever>not contributing>this is what butthurt haters actually believe0/10 you're just butthurt.Cry more.
>>4317016/)
>>4317016unf
>>4317023okexplainwho is that guy and why do i care
HAVEN'T WE RECEIVED ANY GODDAMN NEW NEWS ABOUT THE SHOW? ANYTHING FROM RECENT INTERVIEWS OR SOMETHING?
>Apple Bloom asks Big Mac to help her bake some treats>her apron "slips"
i feel like taking a picture of my brony friend from facebook and pretending its a major contributor
>>4317023>Abatap the master of butthurt claims to be a contributor10/10 im cry laff
>>4317026Stop existing.
>>4317033>AB dies in childbirth
>>4317033that is not how a horse apron works, ApplebloomWhat are you doing
>>4317032No, Luna.
>>4317008I guess they arebut I imagine pedos to be fat and old and grossnot feminine girlyboys who wear maid outfits for the internet
>>4317032>the showwtf are you talking about
>>4317016>>4317035I like fucking with AJ. He/she makes it too easy. Gave us their tripcode and everything
I'd hate to sound stupid, but who is Abatap?
>>4317059/tv/ alum.
that old guy is an infamous sweedish pedophile, just letting you all know
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PONIESPOST THEM
>>4317031Serial shitposter on /tv/. He really loved Avatar. You could summon him to any thread just by mentioning Avatar, Neytiri, or his name. He would then talk about how Avatar was the "#1 movie of all time that changed cinema forever."He would also spam the board (more accurately, he'd get his friends on 2ch.ru to help him spam the board). For example, back in summer 2010 he spammed the board with this :3 picture over and over and over again, successfully killing /tv/ a few times. Unfortunately that wasn't his real photo. He was much cuter, actually~>>4317036>Abatap the master of butthurtHeheheh I remember that.
>>4317069
>>4317069What's this guy's deal?Does he have a horned version?what about wings and a horn?
>>4317069So post the best one, right?
>>4317081wtf are those fucking things
Why are blind ponies so cute?
TOO HIPSTER FOR /mu/
>>4317084Sure, I can do that.
>My face when MLPG makes me happy and I love everyone in here
>>4317058*poot*
>>4317082>Alicorn CaramelBeta-est alicorn ever.
>>4317086pony like it's 1986
>>4317089>echo>not sonarNot that it matters since there's nothing for the sound to bounce off of IN OPEN AIR
>>4317089>so cuteArtificial vulnerability injected via a physical ailment. See also: why are the Katawa Shoujo girls so cute.
>>4317089>She thinks she's talking to another pony, but they've actually left the room.
>>4317092>
>>4317104Everyone? Even AB?
>>4317104>loving people>everanon you are such a nice guy
>>4317104But would you spoon with Anon?
>>4317109I heard there were ponies
>>43171049purple57mejust kidding you can never have enough purple
>>4317108okay so I'm imagining like caramel like beta as fuck caramel right
>>4317082>does he have a unicorn versionmaybe
>>4316959>tfw I have the house to myself on friday, and can anally masturbate how I like: loud & slutty moaning and groaning, and walking around the house while stroking my hole.
>>4317104What does that have to do with My Little Pony?
>>4317120>AnonSure, let's go with that.huehue.
>>4317129Living the dream.
>>4317117>>4317113
Does MLPG like Transformers?
What is your opinion on ponies, MLPG?
>>4317139I always thought it was a really dumb concept.
>>4317129Get a cordless microphone and set up a livestreamfor bonus points put on a playlist of mlp videos on mute
>>4317141They're shit. Fuck off with your cutesy-wutesy girly shit.
>>4317141They're cute and I enjoy watching their shenanigans.
>>4317132Stop being a faggot, please! :)
>>4317141Ponies are for dweebs.Griffons are where it's at.
>>4317144Oh man I'd watch that
>>4317141I like 'em and if you like 'em to, then saddle up for a good time.
>>4317131Can't you see the pony? She's right there!
>>4317156sent! :)
>>4317129the other parts I can see but "walking around the house"? What does that accomplish?
>>4317119God no.
>>4317163Received! :)
>>4317148Agreed. Their shenanigans are quite humorous.
>>4317162That doesn't really answer my question.
>>4317127That's pretty closeI think a trained unicorn would be able to earn a unique cutie mark far easier than an earth pony or pegasus
>>4317164Establishing your dominance while the other family members are away.
>>4317173Read! :)
>>4317164I think it'd be similar to why you always have your hand on your dick
>>4317164Sometimes you get bored and want to stand upOr you want to make food and don't want to stop masturbatingI don't know, use your imagination
>>4317157Your opinion is shit.
You wanna dance?
>>4317182Nope! :)
>>4317164You've never wondered what it would be like to be naked and erect in your kitchen, or living room? Every time I'm alone for a few days I just stay naked. Feels good man.
>>4317193Oh but I'm terrible at dancing, anon.
>Want to buy an animal dildo>Not much moneyWat do?
I hear talk people 'round these parts want to fuck ponies.
>>4317148>>4317174
>>4317189>I don't know, use your imaginationI did but it from being kind of a hot concept of a guy moaning and groaning without restraint to a ridiculous and laughable one of a guy walking around the house in kind of a stupid squat-walk grunting as he shoves a dildo up his ass
>>4317213MAYBE IF YOU JUST WORKED HARDER YOU'D HAVE MORE MONEY
>>4317213Wait until Bad Dragon has a sale.
>>4317221Yeah I lol'd.
>>4317219>four best ponies>best princessI like this picture.
>>4317213beg on tumblr
>>4317233But I'm barely even a drawfag. All my pictures look like shit.
>>4317236Holy shit that face.
>>4317237get into voyeurism
>>4317193kay
>>4317226I'd like to have one for the sake of novelty but I have no idea honestly what I'd do with it. I don't like having things in my ass and if I did get one it would probably be a Chance so that's not going to happen anyway.
>>4317218...maybe
lmj drinks his own semen
>>4317237So do GG's.Except he gets by on being funny.
HAVE WE HAD ANY NEW PONY NEWS?I NEED PONY.
>>4317285>being funnyHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAA HAHA
>>4317285remember when he did the sex joke
>>4317285GG is also good at expression.
>>4317305That one was a classic
>>4317281Do you want to fuck this pony?
>>4317313>that art styleDefinitely not.
>>4317291PONIES ARE CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
>>4317313oh yesas she hangs
>>4317267Mount it on a handle and carry it as a personal defense weapon
>wake up>Tess has violently told JayIt's gonna be a good day.That reminds me though what ever came of Andrew Dobson visiting /ic/?
>>4316995..whatever you want to believe manas long as it makes you happy
>>4317344>violently told JayOoh. Link?
>>4317344oh, this is the first I heard of thiswhat sort of dunking transpired
>>4317362http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30851233745
>>4317344>Tess dunked JayLink it. Is that his "style" bullshit?
>>4317329>>4317340How about this one?
>>4317362>>4317370Not this again.Just wait until you hear about Jay's subsequent breakdown on livestream.
>>4317387yep
CAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE ROCKING CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING INSANECAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,MORE PRECIOUS THEN A DIAMOND DOG PETTING A MANEIN CANTERLOT THERE WAS A MARE NAMED TWISHE STUDIED HARD WITH HER PET NAMED SPIKESHE GOT EVICTED INTO PONYVILLETO MAX HER SOCIAL LIFE AND FRIENDSHIP SKILLSRAINBOW DASH AND PINKAMEENA PIERARITY AJ AND FLUTTERSHYTHEY GOT TOGETHER AND FORMED A TEAMAND NOW THEY ARE THE EL OF HARMONYCAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE ROCKING CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING INSANECAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,NO GRAVY FAILS OREGONE CAUSE THAT SHIT IS LAME.CAUSE SHE WHO IS LONELYCAN STARE AT THE STONEYSAND SHE WHO'S A PHONEYIS A FASHION DRONEYAND IF ITS WHY BONEYIT MUST BE A PONY SO COME ON.THE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT WANTED TO DESTROY THE DAYTHE MADMAN OF THE CHAOS JUST WANTED HIS WAYTHE CHANGELING QUEEN JUST REALLY REALLY WANTED TO LAY CAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,YOU BETTER BE ROCKING OR ELSE YOU'RE FUCKING DONECAUSE ITS THE ELOF HARMONY CHILD,YOU KNOW THIS CARTOONS BETTER THEN A SECRET BUT FUNCAUSE SHE WHO IS FRIENDLYWILL BREAK YOU AND MEND THEEAND SHE WHO IS FAST LIKEIS A JERK AND NOT NICEAND IF ITS WHY BONEYTHEN IT MUST BE A PONY SO COME ON.CAUSE IF YOU LIKE DONKEYSTHEN GO SUCK A MONKEYAND IF YOU LIKE DOGGIESTHEN SHUT UP YOU FROGGYCAUSE I HAVE A BONEYBECAUSE OF THESE PONIESTHE EL OF HARMONYTHE EL OF HARMONYYY
SUDDENLY ACCOSTED BY A BUNCH OF TINY CUTE RARITIES!!!WAT DO??
>>4317388Oh damn, I love drama.
>>4317388I'll have a video of it up shortlyBut I didn't record the whole thing
>>4317429fuck each and every one of them until I inflate them with my festering, warm, putrid cum
>>4317429Keep them all!
>>4317436you know who else loved drama? Hitler
>>4317429Squeeze them for their pony juice
>>4317429bundle them up in my arms and give them a hugthen let them give me a makeover I guessAnd then buy some manicure scissors and cloth for them
>>4317429Smother them with kisses and do whatever they ask me to.
>>4317465You know who else loved drama?Your mum when I was fucking her, innit.
>>4317473>innitEngland pls
>>4317486I'll cut you, blud.
>>4317388>Now feel when i'm now worried Tess will bark at me for my artSUDDENLY STRESS.
>>4317443>festering and putrid cumYou might want to go to a doctor for that
>>4317492bark back for sketches of butts
>>4317344You ain't seen nothing yet.Jay had a mental breakdown on stream and we all tuned in and had a chucklehighlights include-calling all critical people stupid-saying that realism was invented by aliens-his mom walks in and he tells her he's arguing with people that don't like his art-going on a childish I HATE MYSELF tantrum-saying that only people he gives permission to may criticize him-comparing the plight of a bad artist to 'black people'-a retarded metaphor for his art which more or less ran 'If I made a car that broke down a lot and was shoddy but was otherwise good what gives you the right to complain about it? Why should you want to improve it?"-Describing his masturbation habits as his daily exercise-discussing the health benefits of eating his own semen
>>4317486U FUCKIN WOT M8 HOWS ABOWT I FUCKIN BATTER USE EH
>>4317491English poor people just sound so adorable.
shhhhhhhhh. nap time.
>tfw you're sitting down and sweating so much your belly button has a small pool of sweat for the ants to play in
>>4317429i teach them how to work a sowing machine and provide them the means to have their own dress shop
>>4317486>>4317491
>>4317509I agree
>>4317492No, Tess's argument is that LMJ is stagnating and comparing himself to great artists.Tess admits he is still learning and he is OK with people that aren't the best ever
>>4317492Tess just doesn't like people with their heads up their ass when it comes to art.Basically, don't act like ross and you're good.
What would you do?
>>4317503Hahaha
>>4317510This reminds me of that game called chibi robo.
>>4317506DATS IT BRUV, UV AD IT. MANS GONNA GET MERKED.
PONE APPEARS
>>4317510pone is sleepy.
>>4317510>robotics and AI will probably never progress far enough to give you a robot pony waifu
>>4317537YER U FINK UR ARD ENUFF DU YA FUKIN FACE IT M8 UR A FUCKIN BUMDER N I CN FUKIN BIFF YA IN MA SLEEP
>>4317503So we now have a Tom Preston of bronies that ironically is not tom preston
>>4317537>>4317506>>4317491 I love you gays
>>4317541They will. Just not in your life time.Oh well. You could always buy a Japanese Loli fuck doll.
>>4317536Chibi Robo was awesome.
>>4317540>That fucking phoenixWho wants to bet we'll never see it again?Also that picture is adorable
>>4317195Dingleberries :)
>>4317541>AIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmINO
>>4317540>scrolling>aw>aw>aw>aw>aw>aw..WTF pinkie.
BUT.WHY.
>>4317541>VR won't get good enough either>also no direct neural interface
>>4317524Play with my own titties and also suck it.
>>4317541They will, but only the super-wealthy will be able to afford them.And robots will do all of our work, so we'll all be unemployed. It'll suck hard.
>>4317557>chibi robo pone runs around with her giant plug
>>4317542M8 I FUCKIN RUN DIS ESTATE, INNIT. DNT BOY ME OFF YA CUNT YOO WILL REGRET IT. I ROLL DEEP.
>>4317540We sleepy pones now?
>>4317558I hope we get to see Pewee again...
>>4317568>tfw post-scarcity, post-industrial civilization
>>4317575>wanting to be reminded of that terrible episode with the worst moral lesson of S2
>>4317568>And robots will do all of our work, so we'll all be unemployed. It'll suck hardWhy would it suck? It removes the concept of employment and therefore the concept of the market.
>>4317492The argument Jay used is "these professionals don't adhere to realism so why should I?"It is the worst and dumbest excuse int he world for an artist to make.You can ALWAYS tell when an artist has made a conscious exaggeration vs. when an artist has no clue what he's doing.
>>4317587THEN THE MATRIX HAPPENS
>>4317571England, please.also i have never encountered a chav that has claimed to "roll deep", wat da fukk u on about bruv
>>4317538Anything but that one
>hurp
>>4317519>>4317517But he didn't.Even during his very breakdown, he maintained that he didn't consider himself a great artist, and that there were much much better pony artists out there. If the guy doesn't want to improve, who the fuck is Tess to force him to? I still think Tess is in the wrong on this one, guys - even with his obtuse metaphors and terrible analogies, there was the sembelence of a coherent point there, and it was this - "Why should other people tell me how, or if, to improve if I don't feel like improving?"
>>4317566>Someone makes a virtual pony world game>Everyone buys it and tries it the day of release>The creator traps people into this virtual world and tells them the only way to escape is to beat all the bosses>No one tries and stays in the virtual world forever
>>4317597dats cuz u dnt kno chavs lyk i do, m8.
>>4317599Is good pone, ya?
>>4317591>the worst moral lesson of S21) >being upset about the moral of the show2) >implying "accept who you are" is a bad lesson
>>4317601>9WhyI would have been fine with any other oneWhy 9?
>>4317601>PlaystallionThat's not the name of a video game company, silly bronies.
>>4317601NOTOO FAR, BRONIES, TOO FUCKING FAR
>>4317601>Final BronyThat's not even a bad pun. Can it be any less funny?
>>4317623Bronies take no prisoners.
>>4317601DAMMIT NONO NO NO FUCKING NO NO NO PLEASE NOLEAVE 9 ALONEDO NOT BRONY 9 UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT9 IS PERFECTTHIS IS NOW A 9 THREAD
>>4317573>"I can pretend to be if you like"2cute
>>4317608>there was the sembelence of a coherent point there, and it was this - "Why should other people tell me how, or if, to improve if I don't feel like improving?"But that point was just implied from the point he was saying, which was "Why should I feel like improving when these professionals don't do it that way?"
>>4317608Because he's comparing himself to great artists like Dala and Disney.That's what triggered Tess's tirade.He calls himself a bad artist then has the nerve to compare himself to good ones.
>>4317624>Playstallion's Playstallion 3 has no games
>>4317641Which pony would be I forget that furries name
>>4317621nah
>>4317622>Spike is a dragon>he wants to be a pony>"accept who you are"MY DYEWTS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>4317641>9 thread
>>4317641FF9 had slow as fuck combat and I didn't even like half the characters.
>>4317640see>>4317640>>4317651Freya I think
>>4317651Freya. She is best background character.
>>4317650Actually the parent company of the Playstattiol is Pony.I hate their Pony Buckia TVs.Nothing on Ponysonic's TVs.
>>4317608And Tess said it's fine if he DOESN'T want to improve but he shouldn't use the bullshit excuse that anatomy isn't important because professionals break the rules all the time.
>>4317641>THIS IS NOW A 9 THREADNo.Final Fantasy is shit.The only JRPGs I ever really enjoyed was Skies of Arcadia (and that was in spite of the often-terrible gameplay mechanics) and one of the Disgaea games.
>>4317608You can't just use that as an argument to sheild yourself from criticism. If I think his stuff is bad and he needs improvement, that's what *I* think as my own person with my own thoughts. No one is forcing him to do any fucking thing. We're stating our opinions here. Jay kind of blows, and if he's getting THAT butthurt over people voicing that opinion, then either he needs to deal with it, or actually get off his ass and start improving.Jay is basially saying it's not ok to have a negative opinion of his stuff.
>>4317620bruv im da fukn boss round kings farm innitur mum knos chavs betta den u cuz i kno her fukn pussy rite
>>4317661>thisOh man, please tell me you are trolling.
>>4317660When you put it like that it makes that episode even more sad
I have my birthday today MLPG.Let's celebrate this occasion with Pinkest pony.
>>4317641I love the music on that one, so much that I learnt a few of them on the flute.
>>43176611/10 since i replied
>>4317649>That's what triggered Tess's tirade.
>>4317684>>4317699I'm serious, and you guys are serious plebs
>>4317660>implying that dragons HAVE to act a certain wayDYEWTS? Spike was pretending to be this rough gruff bad boy because he figured that was how dragons were supposed to act and oh fuck you
>>4317697happppy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
>>4317697Happy Birthday Anon
>>4317661its funnyI'm the only one I know that liked FF10sure it was a lot of talking (Which was the biggest mark against it) but I still liked it.I have yet to play past the first scene in 9. I love it. But I don't own it
>>4317660>implying conforming to dragon society should mean more than being comfortable with his own moral valuesstay dunked, brony
>>4317697The store was all out of pink.
>>4317697
>>4317573>all the ponies except AJ are drawn to your bed>AJ isn't>but then she realises that you want her to be there>so she gives in to make you happy, not even saying a word of acknowledgement, because there's nothing to sayBest pone.
>>4317717le get dunekd u brony xD
>>4317720>being asleep during someone's birthdayTwilight confirmed for most selfish pony.
>>4317649>>4317648Tess misinterpreted. The post in which Jay "compared" himself to these great artists was a response to scathing criticism of his work, which focused almost entirely on the REALISM of said work. They attacked the realism of Jay's work. In Jay's response, he pointed out that since these particular great artists don't draw realistically, then realism is apparently a factor that is separable from the quality of a work.I think that's a far cry from "comparing himself with great artists".Or maybe I'm just making excuses for him.
>>4317730>they even used the nonsense writingI like it
>>4317707And then he gets torn up and raped when he gets big enough and forced to leave Ponyville because he didn't learn how to defend himself because he spent his entire life being raised by ponies.
>>4317716<biggest mark against it>the talkingI don't think that's the right way to describe it, I don't mind dialogue in games. It's the the fucking script itself that sucked.
>>4317736>Twilight confirmed for most selfish pony.Yeah we already knew that.
>>4317736>implying she wasn't up all night preparing the gift
>>4317716I love FFX. So many memories of playing it with my brother... We only had the right to play on week-ends. This means we played and watched it like a series. We've never finished it, though, because we never grinded enough.
>>4317734>"lel DYEWTS?">hahaha get dunked brony>"NO THAT WAS OVER THE LINE TAKE IT BACK"
>>4317716>FF10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRqNWgij4Q
>How To Beta Your Dragon
>>4317738:3
>>4317743The localisation was terribad. Whoever translated it had too much love for ending sentences with ", you know?"
>>4317764What's with 4chan's obsession with being "beta?"
>>4317641
FF10 sucksSo does 8
>>4317757Do tell, what gift?
>>4317790So does 7.
>>4317768...Actually, now that I think about it, maybe they were just dumb and did a mostly-literal translation, carrying over the fact that when japanese people talk, they strive to express things indirectly.Which doesn't work in english, at all. It sounds weird.
>>4317790>getting mad
>>43177904, 6, and 9 are the good ones./thread
>>4317801None of them are good.
>>4317785Girls aren't attracted to beta guys. That's really the only thing to it.
>>4317800Not mad, just wanted to put the facts out.
>>4317801>not even mentioning tacticsCome on nigga.
>>4317801And 7
ITT:MY OPINIONS ARE INDEED FACTS
>>4317738I think Tess wouldn't gotten less pushback if he'd been calmer about it but the problem here which he did explain was that the artists who bend and break the rules of realism still know those rules. They make a conscious choice to do something different.It's the difference between Faulkner breaking the rules of writing vs. a teenage kid not knowing what they even are.And it's insulting to the professional when you say the rules don't matter just because they choose to ignore some of them for a certain effect.
>>4317815S'a spin-off, I think we're talkin' main series.
>>4317817dawww
>>4317791I guess it depends on how well she's gotten to know you, but it's probably not appropriate for you at all.Or it's a whole bunch of books because she couldn't pick the single best one to give you.
>>4317697BIRTHDAY!!!
>>4317824Your opinion on this thread is indeed a fact.
>>4317824But FF8 is objectively horrible. Everything horrible in FFX is subjective except for the sphere grid.
>>4317813>Girls aren't attracted to beta guysSome girls aren't, some girls are.Also, why would that matter? Not everyone wants a girl. Some are gay, some don't want a relationship.Seems to me like Anonymous is a little overly concerned with it.
>>4317824
To think that Spike just live like a pony the rest of his life because he's happy there is a bit naive.I mean just look at Leafie and You are Umasou.Eventually Greenie and "Killer Kungfu Trex Bitch" grew up and knew that they were different no matter how they tried to fit in and they both had to learn to be what they were.Its not like raising a black kid into a white family where eventually they will learn the same values and go off to live life, its more like raising a Tiger as a human. Eventually that Tiger is going to know what it has to do to survive and "Get a job and go to school" isn't going to work for it.Spike is only postponing the problem but eventually later in his life he's going to have to accept it.
>>4317836What.
>>4317833Then it isn't an opinion, it's a statement of fact.
>>4317843Why do you guys always jump to another topic when I try to contribute to the last one?You guys are too fast
>>4317846Never mind.
>>4317851ur2slow
>>4317815>spinoffOf course Tactics is good.
>>4317697Happy birthday!
>>4317851http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOMGotta go fast!
>>4317697Fuck that's like 3 people I have to draw birthday gifts for
Fact or opinion:MLP is for little girls?
>>4317844Okay, fine. They're both objectively awful.
>>4317843Why isn't there a cartoon about a tiger raised as a human and its trials and tribulations trying to live a human lifestyle?
>>4317868FACT
>>4317868Fact? It's who hasbro is marketing the toys to, ergo it's for girls.
>>4317868Factpinion
>>4317868FactIt was made for Little girlsThat doesn't mean others can't enjoy it
>>4317868>Target Demographic
>my barely concealed feels when FFX was the very first FF I played so it has a special place in my heart[;_;]I hope this is a sad song, my entire post will be ruined if it's a funny one
>>4317868Incomplete statement of fact.MLP is a show targeted to little girls.
>>4317879Are you 12
>>4317868False. MLP is six little girls.
lol us bronies xd
>>4317843I agree entirely. They are trying to teach the "adopted negro is just like us" lesson with a different species. Spike is a radically different species and thus the lesson becomes deny reality with wishful thinking.
>>4317885>lol lelFTFY
>>4317843The difference being that Greenie and Heart lived in worlds dictated by rigid social structures of nature.Equestria is a modern-ish civilization and ponies have made nature their bitch.
>>4317870Theres a comicIts called Calvin and Hobbes
>>4317881I'm 20. FFX was in development from 1998 - 2001 or something and 12 year olds nowadays were born in late 2000.
>>4317882there had better be a larger version of that floating around
>>4317885I never le asked for le this xDDD am i funny yet guis so fahny joke comedy gold lel lol lmao xDDDD
>>4317890But he isn't real.
>>4317893Guys, please.Ironic shitposts are not funny in the slightest.
>>4317890>Calvin and Hobbes>about Hobbes>Hobbes trying to fit in with the human world when no humans aside from Calvin can see him>Hobbes is anthropomorphised and not an actual tigeryou couldn't miss my point any harder
>>4317891I'm 20 and my first was 8.
>>4317894I always liked how Watterson kept the nature of Hobbes really vague.
>>4317892>Google image search
>>4317896Sometimes I find them funny. Am I bad?
>>4317879Also that picture sucks, I thought it would be a song. Maybe [this] one.
>>4317889Exactly.It's not like Spike _has_ to go off and have a horde of gems if he doesn't want to. He can live with the ponies.If the only way to mature is by hording treasure, and so Spike wouldn't ever grow up, that's a little sad, but ultimately that's up to Spike.
>>4317896What if ironic shitposting was actual shit posting dressed in irony so that the person could shitpost while it seemed as though they were trying to stop shitposting?
>>4317697Happy Birthday! Have a drawing!
>>4317896What about ironically shitposting ironically?
>>4317899I'm 23 and my first was 7, promptly followed by the first six on various emulators. I can never decide on a favorite, but 4-6 are the contenders.
>>4317904You are terribad.
>>4317918>terribad 2011 pls go
Guys, how do I filter posters like this? What's the thing I should put into my filter? I cannot into the terminology.>>4317893>>4317885>>4317734>>4316745
>>4317917I'm 23 and my first was 6.Then I played 8.Then I played 10....and then I played 12. I later went and played the DS version of IV.Somehow I seem drawn to the even numbers.
>>4317921You could filter xD
>>4317916May or may not be shitposting.
A. N. Onymous, "A Discourse on the Nature of Shitposting (Second Edition)", OUP 2012
>>4317921le, xd
>>4317914Thank you anon.10/10, best birthday gift of all times, would look at again.
>>4317929>implying we could ever make it to a second edition
>>4317930But what about if someone talks about french stuff or Disney XD?
Why are you guys so terrible, seriously
>>4317938Well then they're just shit out of luck, kiddo.
>>4317938That's a risk you'll have to take.
>>4317930>>4317926Yeah but I mean like how. I don't know how to do it. What if I accidentally filter all posts with "le" in it, like when someone says "let's" or "lego"?
>>4317938S'a risk you'll have to take.
>>4317939meta. like this post and yours.
>>4317921Report it for rulebreakingeventually our overzelous janitor will turn up and all the shit will eb gone, because he now really, really doens't like the /v/ culture spam thats been turning up in here recently
>>4317939Instead of raging like an idiot people think le ironic shitposting conveys they're distaste in a more "clever" way, which of course doesn't work.
>>4317942maybe filter " le " so you only catch the word when it's used on its own? Might miss some of the shitposting, but it'd help.
>>4317942/\sle\s/
>>4317948>because he now really, really doens't like the /v/ culture spam thats been turning up in here recently>nowHe's been deleting shitposts since he showed up, but, yeah, if you don't report them you won't get his attention.
>>4317950I think it's funny when it's not just a stupid way of saying, "I think what you just said sucks and stuff."For whatever reason, I think the brohoof thing is just fucking hilarious./)
I love the idea of ponies tripping over their own dicks. Why don't we see more of this?
>>4317964Because having such an enormous dick would be impractical
>>4317964Because you're giving a three foot tall pony the dick of a six foot tall horse and the entire notion of it is impossible
>>4317964Trap ponies should have cute little dicks
I just remembered that I dreamed I got banned for ironically shitposting last night.
>playing Map Size: Small in AoE.
>>4317970>>4317971>impractical>impossibleIt sounds like you just hate fun.
>>4313868About 8 hours late, but on the off chance you've gone to bed and woken up again or something, the Youtube Link Titles script only works on actual links to youtube videos, it doesn't automatically convert plain text to a link. If you install a script like Linkify to do that though, it should work.
>>4317990>not playing superior EE2
You're trying to understand, I told you your MLPG General had been killed,Yet here it stands in the very shadow of the thread you came here to destroy.You came here to avenge its death, you came here to save ponyfagkind...Can you see now, you cannot do both?
>>4317995I like the idea because I think little ponies having massive cocks is hilarious, and that would totally happen if they did.
>tfw tactically shitting myself after playing DayZMy hands haven't stopped shaking for nearly ten minutes, and my heart has slowed down since then either. I killed a man today MLPG
>>4317997>EE2>even worth playing
>>4318001>MLPG General
>>4317997EE2 is fucking great but the P1 vs. AI is terrible.
>>4317996Lets see if you're righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_ohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VutA6Bj_ZM
>>4318006>tfw I sniped a poor guy in Stary with AS50 from like 100m without saying anything while covering others
>>4317995I do hate fun.
>>4318012I fucking love playing MP coop against AI.
>>4317997>EE2>Not EE1Get the fuck out of here right nowYou fucking worthless sack of vile shit
>>4317567What if you drank her spunk and that made your titties bigger?Would you drink more?
>>4318021>EE2>not better
>>4318008Well with how much we can talk about MLPG, we often might as well be MLPGG.
Am I the only one who wishes that the only off-topic discussion we would do is /mu/ discussion?
>>4318030Yes
>>4318015>tfw sneak up behind two snipers with ghillies and AS50s shooting anything that moves north of Cherno>tfw ambush them with grenade and M4>tfw watch one go down and probably took the other out too>tfw they quit the game like massive pussies
>>4318021>EE1>better>>4318020I do too, but, at least in my version, the AI was just dumb, if you killed a group villagers they started to spend all their resources in make more and more villagers hah.
>>4318023>her spunkNoBut I'd still drink all I could
>>4318030Guess what comes out todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90JDOZSjXGII hate /mu/ discussion, but not as much as I hate /v/ discussion
>>4316216>sharing underwear with a girl at the same timeIs there a name for this fetish?
>>4318044Funderwear.
>>4318038I haven't noticed anything like that, maybe I just haven't looked hard enough. My version is just something off TPB, with an actually working MP crack. I really should just buy the game, it's like $10.
>>4317697Happy Birthday Sentenal
>>4317984Haha! I dreamt that I was browsing MLPG, but instead of a thread, it was a big circular room and everyone was shouting.
Hehe, chunks...
>>4318064A couple of nights ago I had a snippet of MLPG in a dream.Only bit of it I can remember was someone using the phrase "Swimming in the piss with orcas and strange dolphins"What the fuck, brain.
>>4318029Or My Little Pony Fetishist General.
>>>/f/1758326oh sweet jesus.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>4318083>see first frame>close immediatelyFucking fetishfag
>>4318083Is this pornI really can't check for myself now
>>4318083I don't dare click that link
>>4318073Speaking of /mu/, for some reason I'm reminded of Weird Fishes/Arpeggi. Anyway, I should go to sleep now. Goodnight MLPG.
>>4318083>not anon fingering her ass
>>4318083I'm out
>>4318092Yes.
>>4318100
>>4318105I don't trust you. You just want me to miss something cute. You won't fool me! Checking!
>>4318083She should have been ejected by the vagina fluids. Or has she melted?
>>4318041What if the drink made your dick turn into a nice, tight, wet pussy? Would you keep going? Or would you lay down, spread your legs and beg her to put her cock and addictive cum into your new fuckhole?
>>4318110NO, ANON, NO AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>4318110>You just want me to miss something cuteBusted.
I was talking to my friend about drawing and he sent me a "quick picture" of a woman.I'm telling you because my friend doesn't know how to draw hands, so he draws all of his people wearing oven mitts instead.What am I supposed to say to this?
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/LMJ%20gets%20angry%20on%20livestream.mp4I never stopped to check if this was available on his livestream or not, but I've cropped and uploaded ninety minutes of brony madnessIf anyone actually watches this, I'd appreciate timestamps of stuff like him talking to his mom and the part where he says ridiculous things like "masturbation is a workout" or when he talks about racial oppression.Any other interesting moments are welcome as well, I wasn't at my computer for the whole thing.
>>4318121Seriously, why are you even here?
>>4318120Tell him to practice hands. They're a pain, but it's seriously worth doing.
>>4318128I dunno, people seemed interested earlier. I'll just go to bed if no one cares.
>>4318120Send him a link to the "Heads and hands" Loomis. I think it's in the sticky back on /ic/.
>yfw no S3
>>4318133I do care, and I know I'm not the only one. People kept requesting and asking if it was capped or recorded.
>>4318120The sooner he starts practicing, the sooner he'll be better at it.
>>4318143>mfw
>>4318128Don't be a dick, this was requested earlier.
>>4318120"You need to practice hands you cuntwaffle or you'll never get good and have to always draw mitts you shitstain.Also let me pop my penis in your pooper."Something along those lines.
>>4318143
>>4318120tell him to practice feet too!
>wanting to draw handsFuck that I'll only draw ponies
>>4318149I love you and your foul mouth Tess
>>4318139>>4318129I might tell him to practice more of everything actually. He's not very good.And by the way, I mean legitimately he puts oven mitts on his drawings, not that he uses blobs for hands. He draws them wearing oven mitts. Attached picture, i said "OK go and make a quick 2 minute doodle".
>>4318166>actual oven mittsOh wow, that's pretty funny. I thought you were exaggerating.
PICKLES
>>4317984>>4317984
>>4318166LoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomisLoomis
>>4316922Isn't that fourth one Hoppip?
mlpg post dancing pone pleaseplease
>>4318166Your friend is a funny guy.
>>4318166Ask him to draw a pony wearing oven mitts
>>4318185>Middleman drawfagging
>>4318181Are you dumb? Hoppip is a bloke with a fondness for lurid yellow waterproof coats
>>4318181no, people just thought it was Hoppip because the person makes plushies
>>4318166Show him Ross. That should give him some confidence. You don't need to be able to be draw hands in order to be a great artist!
>>4318178>tfw you don't really like Loomis
I- I'm sorry, I think I'm too hetero to be here, good bye MLPG...
>>4318196>this is what Lil Miss Ross actually believes
>>43181811) You are slow.2) People said it was hoppip, but obviously it wasn't hoppip.
>>4318183
>>4318203In his last big argument, he made some point about how popeye didn't have hands in order to defend his spikey beans.That was ridiculous for several reasons.
>>4318207That's not a pony
>>4318218Wh-what is it then?
>>4318201You can learn how to suck dicks.
>>4318218
>>4318215The argument was that Popeye didn't have bones.Which was bullshit. He may not have had a normal human skeleton but he did have a structure.
>>4318224An animated gif of a pony.
>>4318201straightfags can hang with usit's cool
>>4318224It's a bird.
>>4318237Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>4318242No, it's a plane
>>4318236>>4318224>>4318218>>4318207>>4318183Ceci n'est pas une poney
>>4318236Is it, anon? IS IT?
>>4318198I'm still in Michael Hampton.I'll branch out right after this though. Still need to find that CA ebook thread.
>>4318236Ceci n'est pas une poney.
>>4318245She's not a slut, she's a whore.>>4318251No, it's a plane.
>>4318245Everyone's a slut for Fancypants
>>4318261Don't you have a job?
>>4318248>>4318256
This is like finding a pizza in a bag full of asses
>>4318245>Why is Rarity such a slut?>Implying you're not jelly as shit of Fancypants
>>4318248Du är en ponny
Requesting that /b/read, /mlp/ and Glorious MLP General pic.
>>4318246No, it's a bird.A plane looks like this.
>>4318274
>>4318282Thanks.
>>4318282NEW HORSE WHERE
>>4318282So..MLPG gets beaten and raped by a Changeling?
>>4318298oh, oh gosh~
>>4318166At least your friend is not like MegaSweet who specifically lays out his drawings so most of the time the hands and feet can be hidden by an object or a body part.
>>4318308>TFW you suck at drawing hands but you at least draw them instead of not trying so people can at least critique you on it
>>4318237>you will never light up a big, strong, handsome man's cigarette after he fucks you and makes you squirm, moan and cum like a woman
>>4318298Yesunlike Celestia, we didn't escape the cocoon unchanged
>>4318316>You will never eat a one dollar bill while laying next to hundreds
>>4318327>your breasts will never grow out of the side of your torso
>>4318308Isn't it arguably worse to just put on the mitts?At least MS would have to angle and compose his drawings to hide the hands behind whatever happens to be nearby.In the mitt's case he wouldn't have to think about that and just draws the mitts.
>>4318339At least the mitts are funny.
>>4318346Fair enough.
>>4318339The mitts are amusing, because they are not a veiled attempt to hide hands and feet.They are a deliberate attempt to do so. MS just hides the hands and feet in an image deliberately constructed to hide them so he doesn't have to draw them at all. Most of the time. He has improved, but he is lazy.
http://io9.com/5940036/how-copyright-enforcement-robots-killed-the-hugo-awards> Minority Report
>>4318360>h...h... here I go!
>>4318370Wow. This is surreal.
>>4318372... what?
>>4318370Don't forget to vote for the Pirate Party next election.
...Is this the end? Am I free?
>>4318388You should hate MS to be as cool as us.
>>4318393I don't hate MS. Criticism != hate.
>>4318395>he doesn't hate MSGet out brony.
>>4318395But why else would you criticize someone except if you hated them?
Requesting links/screenshots to the first /co/ threads about MLP.
>>4318402Wow.
>>4318395retarded bitching = hate =/= criticism
New horse>>4318410>>4318410>>4318410>>4318410
>>4318403http://puu.sh/11YUF
>>4318411Saying someone deliberately avoided drawing hands to purposefully not practice them, and pointing out that it's only hindering them, is not 'retarded bitching'.
>>4318411"=/=" != "!="
where the fuck is everyone?
