New horse, buffed and shined.Old horse: >>4303562
harmony harmony oh love
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339483?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeJust one more for murder horse!
where has gg gone off tois he busy with the questdrive thing, finally
dammit royal
>>4306868Isaac, why would you mark this premature threadjaculator?
>>4306888Considering how old this image is you would think Kloudmutt would have gotten better at drawing humans by now.
>>4306859Why is she so perfect?
>>4306896I think he's busy with Koboldly at the moment?
http://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1cannibal holocaust in like a minute or 2come get drunk with me
>>4306905I'm a little upset
What if pony was robot?
Alright guys, dubs decides the next story I write.Begin
>>4306922HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
>>4306859>buffed and shinednot >raped
>>4306925A story about ponies doing pony things
>>4306925Nanaki's OC taking a penis up the ass
>>4306908>sweep an old bench with your tail>end up with a tail full of splinters
>>4306908that walking animation is so cute
>>4306925Full humanized teen Scootaloo story.
>>4306925AJ sees a duck
>>4306925Lovecraft crossover
>>4306925Twilight/Spitfire!
I, uh...what?
>>4306925Twilight Sparkle dominating anon in an aggressively friendly manner
>>4306925night of the living futamares
>>4306955
>>4306955Aww yeah.To specify, consensual lovin's between two adults in a loving relationship.
wait, yahtzeeanon is having his posts deleted now? what gives?or maybe he just deleted his post. i dunno
>>4306922>mecha>not even 15% is converted to machineryLame and gay.
>>4306955I will fucking end you
http://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1movie is starting
>>4306969>bones3SPOOKY
>>4306922>>4306982>not becoming a grotesque abomination of flesh and steel
>>4306955Haven't written much F/FLooks like I have a new challenge.>>4306977And the duble dubs confirms.
>>4306957Huh. We /r9k/ now?
we ded?
>>4306957Deja de shitpostear, amigo.
>>4306925>that fucking filename
Guys, I'm gonna draw some stuff tomorrow but I need a list of 5 things to draw[spoilers]next 5 replies ending in evens decide[/spoiler]
almost bought a waifu cake
>>4306969>bones
>>4307005esto
>>4306984what film?
>>4306982Well, I prefer this one but no one else has drawn it as far as I know
>>4307019Octavia the eager and willing cum dumpster
>>4307019Any restrictions ?
>>4307019Three OC ponies from the general
Twilight just beefed it and cast the Dragon Slave in the middle of ponyville.What do?
>>4307019do Bonbon getting into an argument on the internet
>>4307019Rainbow Dash in a pretty dress
>>4307019Derpy trying to eat soup with a fork
>>4307019Scootaloo drawing Dash's cutie mark in the sand.
>>4307019Rarity hanging out with Diamond Tiara
Hehe
>>4307019Pinkie and Sweetie Belle being the cutest ponies
>>4307019Draw Twilight on MLPG raging over someone failing to spoiler correctly.
>>4306993>>4307027http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDD5E65121390AAC8
>>4307019Berry Punch drunkenly hitting on Big Mac
>>4307039You'd be correct. Plane Pones have fallen to the wayside until our interest in them rekindles. As is proper.Content needs a rest period before it becomes interesting again, otherwise it gets overplayed.
>>4307048Stuff like >>4307044
>>4307052Exile in South America
>>4307019Pinkie Pie in bondage
>>4307019Junebug!
>>4307036cannibal holocausthttp://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1need people to drink with me
this thread is now haunted
>>4307019Derpy playing chess with Carrot Top
>>4307085I would that Panka
>>43071116sooky8me
>>4307118how
>>4307114she's probably yell out "KING ME!"
>>43071112spooky4mlpg
>>4307126>sooky
>>4307085This artist likes to squish fluttershy a lot
>>4307110>>4307110good film
What if MLPG was a frat?What kinds of shenanigans would we get into?
>>4307111Who ya gonna call?
2spooky you say?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMO96H6xKag
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339525?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNext murder horse is up.
>>4307158LAST IN GRADES, FIRST IN PRANKS.
>>4307132hard
>>4307170Derpy is a very sexi pone
>>4307179>Last in grades, first in horsefucking
>>4307158It would be shut down after one of the members was is caught fucking a horse.
>>4307158
>>4307158We'd go to a farm and fuck ponies as a prank.
I'm only on 4 because 0's don't technically count.I'm also taking the" three oc pones from the general" request
>>4307185I need a full gif of that scene, pronto
>>4307204>0's don't countDo you even math
>>4307204>zeros aren't an even numberThat's stupid.But let's say we'll go with... the CMC eating snow cones.
>>4307185Derpy is a very sensual pone
>>4307186>it's only 13 days until the show starts
>>4307227>replying>ever
>>4307170moar next time pls
>>4307204Marker Pone, soda pone and furnace pone?
>>4307204Which OCs are you gonna do?
>>4307158What would the MLPG frat hazing be like?
>>4307245>irony
>>4307225>grey cement cum
GR still here?I like your art but I'm ashamed to admit I'm mostly in it for the giant cans. But you know...I wish you success in all of your other endeavors as well.
>>4306995Oh wow. Didn't even notice I got that second set of dubs.Maybe I just got the magic touch.Should've used it for something with Rover though... ah well.
>>4307158sounds funI just hope we dont get saddled with a bunch of freshmen!
>>4307222I just said I'm not counting them.That makes 5.now I'm going to sleep, total pone = 0pone
>>4307280I thought Veggie55 quit
>>4307258>the show hasnt started yet
>>4307261>not filling in your waifu's pothole
>>4307275Didn't I stab you the other night? Someone shovel the ants on him.
>>4307204Does the general even have 3 OCs?
>>4307280SA has a really nice ass
>>4307280i think its cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSt2FsJOdIBEHOLDTHE FINAL BOSS OF SEASON 3HOW DO THE MANE CAST DEFEAT HIM?
>>4307280>shining armor shaking his ass>his giant balls flopping around everywhere
>>4307225>Crying, sobbing DoctorWhy can't I get into this?
>>4307280I didn't know Shiny was so beta
...so shut the fuck up retards> denying canonworse then ponychan
>>4307321do OC's mostly used by trip/namefags count as oc's from the general? i could see us having a bunch if that were the case.
>>4307321a lot more, but few have survived for long.
>>4307348what the fuck are you even trying to get across here
>>4307348wut?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339545?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeAnd next one up again.
>>4307321there's marker pone and ghost poneany other pones made by the general?
>>4307321We've got the Food ponies, the various Sundry Item ponies, Marker Pone, the Plane Ponies, Sleepyhead is an Honorary OC, as is Ice Pack, Mini-tuff, and any of the other artist OCs that are generally well-liked.If he's talking about specific OCs that people keep tucked away in secret, then I dunno.
Also, who do you think would be more sexually experienced, Spitfire or Twilight?Spitfire would have real-word exp. most likely, but Twilight has a lot of anatomy books.
>>4307370Did we make Coke or pull it from fanart from elsewhere? I know we didn't invent Pizza.
So Baby Smurf Torture artWhen did that become a thing? Did we create it or something?
>>4307370We've made tons dude.Tobasco, Swifter, technically Coke Pony. Pretty sure we also made that one marijuana pony, not that she's really associated or even posted here anymore.
There's apparently some sort of janitor apocalypse going out outside.Not that anyone really cares, but just a heads up.
>>4307351if you count those, then there are tons.But as for OCs created by the generals terrible communal mind, there are all those food pony things too
>>4307321There's the Marker Pony, the General Pony, that one Police Pony, Sleepyhead, Pizza Pony, DJ Acid, Coke Pony, and Nanaki Pony.
>>4307400Spitfire would probably give the cliched "booksmarts aren't the kind of smarts you need for this" line.
>>4307351Utukku its okay to use your name.
>>4307370We need more ghost pone art
>>4307251>>4307255I'm gonna do Marker Pony, Soda Pony and I'm not too sure about the 3rd. Dunno if I'm gonna have to do furnace pony or if there's any others...
>>4307251who's furnace pone?
>>4307400Spitfire obviously. You should maybe include RD as being a bit jelly of Twilight.
>>4307399I like Sodomuffin
>>4307370Depends whether we're talking "OCs created by the general", or "OCs created by the people who post their art in the general".
>>4307427Don't forget this guy.
>>4307427>DJ Acid>General
>>4307400Nothing is a better teacher than experience. Spitfire would be the superior lay. but twilight would a very naughty girl, like nerds
>>4307416I always supported bong pony.
>>4307437Police pony with her zebra partner.
>>4307400Definitely Spitfire.Twilight should be dropping all kinds of spag by trying to mention things from her books.
>>4307427I'm responding
>>4307400Spitfire strikes me as someone who's had her fair share of relationships.Or a slut, for you waifufags
>>4307399Marker Pone porn whenJR, dammit, why u so slow
>>4307363Seriously, make more slots.
>>4307427Police Pony is Jessy's, Sleepyhead is Rose, Acid isn't ours, Nanaki is his own, and Pizza and Coke came from outside sources.
>>4307416>technically Coke Ponyno
>>4307424I saw it, i'm not sure what going, i'm trying to ignore it
>>4307400Spitfire
Would you still your favorite pone if they had a tongue-cock?
>>4307451THIS THIS THIS
>>4307446But the general loves her so much!She's basically an honorary MLPG OC.
>>4307451I'm already shipping Police Pony and her zebra partner. he needs a name, like Police Batonthey try to keep it professional but sometimes he just slips it to her
>>4307264What a shame.
>>4307416You're forgetting one other type of pony we made.
>>4307489Gideon pls
>>4307492We're the reason she has a fanclub.
>>4307280so you have part 1
>>4307492>But the general loves her so much!>the general agreeing on anything
>>4307400Spitfire, easy.Booksmarts don't mean jack shit when you're actually doing the deed.Though who knows. Maybe Twilight started reading up on the actually physical applications of the subject after Spitfire started sending her incredibly suggestive photos of herself with promises of what's gonna go down when she comes home from tour.
>>4307437i could give you mine, but it's 15 minutes of fame have been over for weeks.
>>4307505goddamn I love this guys stuff
>>4307509
>>4307489Oh god.I had a thought.Gideon drawing DJ Acid.
>>4307505Hey, didn't you say your Fluttershy was 'tragically endowed'? I wanna see what that means.
>>4307489I didn't know Nek0gami browed mlpg?
>>4307516The general agrees that we all like DJ Acid.That just shows how great she is.
>>4307524You realize that's him, yes?
>>4307509We do not speak of it.Its suffering has been prolonged enough by others - the very least we can do is let it die peacefully here.
>>4307540I don't.
>>4307540We don't all agree, I still think she's retarded furry bullshit.
>>4307466There was a grand total of one photo of her which we took and ran and gave a personality and mannerisms. The design itself may have been from an outside source, but what we associate with Coke Pony is ours.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339566?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4307502I love the fanon that male zebras drive female ponies to lust, good reason we haven't seen them in the show yet
>>4307502We call him Zebra Cop, as far as I know.And their relationship seemed more mentor/student to me.
>>4307505Those legs.That lipstick.Unf.
>>4307225the crying makes me uncomfortable
>>4307550Oh DD, you're so stuck in denial
>>4307563>fanonThis is the first I've heard of it. Sounds more like a headcanon to me.
http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/
>>4307535He posted it last thread, you dork.>>4306837
>>4307505this gave me like a million boners
>>4307540
>>4307464>>4307451>>4307437>>4307427>>4307416>>4307399Alright, I'm gonna do Marker Pony, Cola Pony and Police pony by herself. Probably gonna get pictures now, so I don't forget when I wake up.post pones pls
>>4307558more slots plox
>>4307546then hey man why do you name your files as such?
>>4307502>Not calling him Chris Tucker
>>4307540You sound delusional to me.A lot of anons don't like her or don't care enough to speak up - she's a flavor of the month, and her month has passed.
>>4307590I hope it involves cuddle rapeThat's his department at the station
>>4307590
>>4307619Stop that.
>>4307502I thought Zebra Pony was her former partner, and his replacement and her beau was Anon?
>>4307607Oh no, she's just getting started.
>Pinkie brings Twilight a cake>Twilight is too busy studying to eat>Pinkie begins describing all the cake's different layers and frosting>Twilight can't block out Pinkie's voice>she suddenly can't stop thinking about cake>half an hour later, Twilight comes to wallowing in whatever remained of the cake
>>4307337>>4307575
What do you call two ponies in a hammock?A nap
>>4307619
>>4307628>former partner>his replacement and her beau was AnonThis is getting worse and worse
>>4307619that filename with that picture is hilarious
>>4307640Those fucking cakes.
>>4307628That's what I thought - minus the Police Pony/Anon shipping.I still wish we had more stuff of Police Pony being an honorary member of Zebra Cop's family. I thought the idea of his kids calling her Aunt Pony was adorable as fuck.
>>4307619>not really a transparent background
>>4307650It's funny if you don't take it seriously and have every "episode" basically be every action movie cliche ever.
>>4307649>no tail
>>4307640>implying there's cake left
>>4307640>Pinkie visits Rarity>Rarity is making a new dress with sparkles>Pinkie suggest making one with polka dots and ducks>Rarity says no>Pinkie starts describing how much better the dress would look with polka dots and ducks>Rarity tries to ignore her and keep working>Pinkie's voice gradually gets softer over time, almost pleasant sounding>Rarity snaps to and discovers the new polka dot and duck dress she made
So, do we have an actual list of MLPG OCs then?
>>4307590>nobody will ever love furnace pony
>>4307712We've made too many TO list.
>>4307645Derpy is a very consent conscious pony damnit.
>>4307668Well when you have a transparent pony like that, you need something to show its not a blank space!
>>4307723but of course
>>4307714Don't worry, someday interest in her will be rekindled.
Goodnight mlpg. I will set in on that spitfire/Twilight piece after work tomorrow.
>>43077142fat4mytasteI want a sexy little space heater teasing her and calling her inefficient.
>>4307680he said the tail was too short or some shit
Anyone know where Raisin Quest 4 is? I think it's started already...
>>4307714shit nigga thats kawaiiI want to have her sit on my feet.
>>4307735who do you think will reignite her popularity?
>>4307640>>4307692...Pinkie hypnotizing people into doing what she wants by talking and talking until it gets stuck in their head and it's all they can think about?
>>4307730>SB hates all the good ponies because he is a faggot
Goddamnit post cola pone already so I can sleep
>>4307776Cola pony you say?
>>4307586O-oh gosh, that's wonderful.
MLPG, what should I major in college?Everything is completely paid for because of schlarships, so I figure I might as well do something. I have no passion or ambition for anything though and I want nothing more than enough money to live on.
>>4307772I could try drawing her maybe...
>>4307792comp sci
>>4307756Tomorrow
>>4307792Equine Science
>>4307776AWESOME POOOOONY
>>4307723>Dr. Whooves/Time Turner is fussy, fastidious and obsessive about punctuality and due process - getting things done, getting them done right, and most importantly - on time.>Derpy... is not. She's well-meaning, but absentminded and clumsy - which means she's lucky if she gets a job done without causing any property damage.>But what a smile she has. Carefree and innocent - it always warms his heart to see her happy.
>>4307776FEEL THE FIZZ, OF COO-COO COLAIT'S BOTTLED IN PENSICOLA!!!
>>4307797Enjoy working in a bar.
>>4307787>pepsiShit tier, son.>>4307793You know, I'm curious. Would LK's chubby pone guide work for a chubby pony that is ostensibly made of material that doesn't bend easily?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0ZIeYLiz4
>>4307776COOOOOOLA POOOONY
>>4307792Ethnobotany
Who is the most influential musical artist of the 1970's?
>>4307820What the fuck did you just say about Pepsi?
>>4307833I didn't know Bowie was a Dash fan.
>>4307765She reads books about trains while you internet on a snow day.She looks up at you and opens her mouth expectantly. The heat from her mouth is almost uncomfortable.You toss a charcoal briquette from the bucket next your chair into her mouth. She crunches it up with her diamond teeth and turns the page.
>>4307833Freddy Mercury. End of discussion.
>>4307792fuck college, get a job. Go dig some ditches, if you get full time, even on minimum wage, you'll be making enough get by on your own
Welp, I've got worms.
>>4307825>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0ZIeYLiz4>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foBZiTiCAJ0
>>4307854Grats, dog. One more thing you have that I don't
>>4307839My waifu is not a pepsi drinking pleb, anon.
>>4307806<:{G, would you drink Coke pony?
>>4307792BusinessYour big senior project will be organizing MLPGcon and not becoming a total faggot about it.
>>4307811
>>4307854>I like worms...
>>4307839Don't start this shit again.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339613?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee12 Pony horse murder! Guns and vests everywhere!
>>4307820For furnace pony I assume she would have a really tight non squishy chub of the sorts. It would give a little, but not easy squish
>>4307839It leaves a film on my teeth and doesn't taste nearly as good as Coke or my preferred beverage of choice, root beer. Specifically Barqs, IBC, or just about anything other than Mug.
>>4307787>not using superior pepsi pone
>>4307855>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_GOnBLhwo
>>4307854Sounds like the perfect opportunity to go fishing then!
>>4307811You best post more >feel monk before I unleash the wushu in your ass.
>>4307692>Pinkie visits Applejack>Applejack is busy planting a new grove of apple saplings>Pinkie suggests planting a row of meringue pie trees>Applejack laughs and keeps working>Pinkie describes how great it would be to have pie growing trees>Applejack's attention fades in and out between planting and listening to Pinkie>Applejack finishes up and looks at her work>the apple saplings are tossed in a pile>she ended up digging five holes filled with meringue pies
>>4307875Shoo.
>>4307846Oh gosh that sounds like fun.What would happen if I were to drink with her? Like alchohol? Would she get drunk?
I like laptop pony
>drinking soda
>>4307846I'd let her sleep in my bed when it got really chilly, and I'd keep occasionally throw in piece of marijuana and get her stoned.
>>4307864The Pepsi Rarity thing went from a somewhat funny joke to one of the most annoying things in less then an hour.
>>4307773something like that
I dunno. The subliminal hypno voice sounds more like a Rarity thing than a Pinkie thing.
How did MLPG spend their Labor Day Weekend?I went white water rafting with my family.>inb4 people who spent it in MLPGPathetic fucks.
>>4307909She was alright. Never the same after those LEDs, though.
>>4307902>pouring alcohol into your furnaceAre you seriously going to do this?
>>4307912I would let her drink gasoline and watch her get hyper and bounce around the room.
>>4307917It was funny for 2 minutes.
>>4307934Maybe? What would happen to her?
>>4307792comp sci and learn CobolDosh at maximum levels, trust me. You will have recruiters offering their wive's assholes to you to sign up with them if you learn Cobol and C#.Don't be a faggot and do Java like I did.
>>4307936Gas would be like a sugar high. She'd get really active for a minute or two, and then crash.
>>4307927Go watch MMMMMystery on the Friendship ExpressThen imagine Pinkie Pie describing her party cave
>>4307927Pinkie got an entire train of people to eat contest pastries against their common sense and better judgement just by describing them
>>4307930>implying I stepped out of my house
>>4307930Playing video games.
>>4307930Dragon Con
>>4307917Don't be silly, jokes never get old.HAHA 20% COOLERLOL RETARD DERPYFLUFFY PONIES ARE JUST GOOD FUN
>>4307950A lot of alcohols can't burn very well - too much water.
>>4307954I suppose yeah since she runs on coal all the time. What about motor oil? Or crude?
>>4307957>>4307959Pathetic fucks.>>4307966At least you went out and did something. How was the Tara panel?
>>4307972alcohol doesnt contain water you silly goose
>>4307977Lots of smoke, and unless you had a window or three open you might end up setting off your fire alarms.She likes wood, though. Especially a nice cedar.
>>4307930I went and got sushi
>missed the roll>no royal threesome for me todayDAMMIT
>>4307936>>4307954>for her birthday you get her a set of Doc Brown's super combustion logs
>>4307997Moot pls.pls.
>>4307982I actually didn't go to her panel but I saw her at the signing booth. My friend apparently loved her from FFX and had no idea about any of the pony stuff, thankfully.
>>4307993>She likes wood, thoughHeh
>>4307982At least I had fun
>>4307930I spent it posting on MLPG
>>4307930WorkedGotta get that delicious overtime pay
>>4308019So did I.White water rafting is a blast, especially when your chill older brother is the guide.
>>4307930I bought two sheets of plywood that I'm going to use in lieu of a floor until spring rolls around and we get a contractor in here to fix our kitchen.
>>4307926I like it.Now make her do some naughty, sexy things.
>>4307988Alcohol was first created as a way to make potable water - we invented it before we invented BREAD.I'm referring to things like beer or wine or cheap, watered-down liquor. Those won't burn or flare up because they're not pure enough.Brandy, Rum, maybe Vodka can burn okay - shit, you can run a lawnmower with Everclear, if rumors are true.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339626?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4307930I DD'd for my friend's 21st on Friday, then spent the last 3 days browsing MLPG like a pathetic fuck.
>>4307875Since I don't know shit about Doctor Who, this is how I imagine this ship to be.
>>4307982Oh also one of my friends was so drunk we convinced him to go and sit on some random sci-fi discussion panel and pretend to be a panelist. Pulled it off for a good half hour.We were losing our shit it was so funny.
>>4308002what happened to applei loved him
>>4307988Alcohols are very hygroscopic. Hard to get rid of the water. Very hard.
>>4307954You find her sprawled out on the kitchen floor.You nudge her with your foot and she doesn't move. >Goddamnit.You go to your junk drawer and get a lighter. You cram a few lumps of coke down her throat and flick the Bic. You stick the end of the lighter up her nose.With a snort and a few hacking smokey coughs, she jumps to her hooves.>"If you get hungry at night, you know where the coal bucket is"She pouts and stares at the ground. "Sorry...."
>>4308047Add more slots
have you taken your daily dose?
>>4308042>AJ is now sexing you up>she keeps chanting "pickle barrel kumquat"
>>4307852But Queen is shit
>>4308059He posted and streamed yesterday
>>4308047Need slots please.2.3 is a very terrible pony and fuck you HorseCode.
>>4307930Hung out with friends, had tequila, smoked weed, watched Columbo, The X-Files, Berserk, and The Mighty Boosh.
>>4308056Doctor Who really has as much to do with Doctor Whooves as Fallout Equestria with Fallout.
>>4308071I would stick my kumquat in her pickle barrel.
>>4308061>>4308046I was speaking of alcohol itself, the finest of which is distilled multipule tiems until all the water is roomever for purity
>>4306859> see OP's image> hear it in Mabel's voiceGoddamn it Gravity Falls
>>4308020Most pathetic of fucks>>4308037Prudent fuck>>4308040Makeshift fuck>>4308051Slightly less pathetic than >>4308020 fuck>>4308057Link>>4308072Fuck you, you fuck>>4308082Bro-est fuck
>>4308013I bet she likes eating flavored woodHickory and Maple
>>4307930Hanging out with family and posting on MLPG.
>>4308108>LinkIt wasn't being recorded unfortunately.
>>4307930It was my birthday, so I went to the art museum with my family, and then we went out to lunch, and then I came home and ponied.All my friends were out of town ;_; fucking labor day.
>>4307930With my significant other before getting them on the train. It was alright. Nice brunch.Nothing gayer than brunch.
>>4308115>She likes Mesquite, but too much of it gives her a stomach ache.
>>4308118Useless fuck
>>4308083Tell that to most >fanfics that have him as a character. They always make a reference to something from it and it always loses me.
>>4307930Cannoning.Lazy floating and beer.River time is best time.
>>4307930Getting drunk and stoned with a couple strippers and their friends.
>>4307930Sleeping and trying to get my computer to work, mostly.
>>4308069Yes.
>>4307930Birthday.Spent it hanging out with friends while ponying.
>>4308063AwwwI'd love to cuddle her and blow her hair aroundIf I blow hard enough she'd be bald
There be a gross storm a brewing!
>>4307930Went to the beach with my family and got drunk. Shit was fun.
You may choose three of these princesses.You may smeck one's butt, jiggle and rub another, and motorboat the third.Choose.
>>4308115>pine wood has an almost minty flavor to it>Applewood doesn't actually taste like apples>It's a rare treat when you bring back some Oak or Larch logs, since those don't grow in your area
>>4308143>Nanaki's on the pills tooThis is my favorite MLPG thing(and I took my dose about an hour ago)
>>4308120At least you have friends.
>>4308152who the fuck are you?
>>4308156Celestia.Celestia.Celestia.
>>4308127>Pinecones are the tastiest syrupy snacks and she loves bucking pine trees to get the,
>>4308143Progress picsInclude your dick so we know it's you
>>4308156I seriously hope no one chooses Bug Princess.Have fun trying to play with a hard, chitinous ass.
>>4308169And don't forget the fucking timestamp this time
>>4308156LunaLunaLuna
>>4308165Who is that whore?
>>4308160I'm so boring. I just take anti-depressants.
>>4308156SplotchbuttSplotchbuttCelestia
>>4307875>>4308056>>4308083The show is good, but ponies have no place in it.If anything, Derpy is Rose and would end up in a parallel universe with a clone version of the Doctor because the original can't really lay down roots and act like a normal human being because, well, he isn't one. That'sthepoint. All this greentext slashfic overlooks that.
>>4308156CadenceLunaCelestia
>>4308160>tfw you'd buy them, but you don't live alone, nor do you have the money for themCuriosity is a terrible thing to want to satisfy.
>>4308117Rapist fuck, but family time is good>>4308120>Art museumIntriguing fuck>>4308126>Significant otherBullshit fuck>>4308134MAH NIGGA fuck>>4308139Booze hound fuck>>4308147Holyshitanotherbirthday fuck>>4308154Acceptable fuck
>>4308156Candyass, Celestia Luna
>>4308156I dont understand this word. Is this like smake as in spank? Or is it a cute way of saying kissing?WHY DONT YOU MAKE SENSE
>>4308189I just realized I still haven't watched he premier yet.
This is my favorite ponyHow do you feel about this pony?
>>4308156bug pone for firstsun pone secondsplotch last
>>4308160How long have you been on it?And how soon did you start to see results?>>4308176>>4308169Why would you even want to see that?
>>4308120on the other hand, MT drew this as a request the other day, so all in all I'd rate the birthday 8/10.
>>4308189The show is terrible.The pony version is just twice as bad.
>>4308156Celestia for all three
>>4308201'Smeck' is a sound effect most commonly associated with kissing.
>>4308205Worst ponyAnd I mean worst.Worse than OCs, even.
>>4308130Maybe you'll see some pictures of us around the internet. We destroyed that place as Team Zissou with booze and a boombox.
>>4308205She's a very nice pony
>>4308210Nobody drew anything for my birthday.Sigh.
>>4308156Smeck Luna'sJiggle and rub Cadance'sMotorboat Celestia's
>>4308189doesn't stop it from being adorable.
>>4308205She is the best pony.
>>4308215OhIn that case none cause that stuff is icky
>>4308205She's a nice pony, but a bad actress
>>4308159>sometimes she gets a splinter she can't burn off stuck in her tooth>she stamps and whimpers while you try to gingerly pull it out>the tears running down her cheeks sizzle from the heat in her cheeks
>>4308224Welcome to the club, but why be sad about it? It's not like we told anybody.
>>4308194I'd post a picture but I remember a time when 4chan would hunt down people like rabid dogs online, AND she lost her hair from GammaKnife procedures. I didn't get any this weekend. Sorry, can I have a different fuck?
>>4308224>that feelDid cosmo ever post his requests? Still waiting on that Sweetie.
>getting invitations to join groups on dA>http://zap-apple-acres.deviantart.com/>http://ponies-for-everypony.deviantart.com/I honestly don't know whether I should accept them or not.
>>4308235Have you ever thought that personality might have something to do with it?
>>4308205she is a very cute pony. not my favorite but and acceptable favorite.
>>4308245Nobody would have cared anyway. I'm not important enough.
>>4308205She is too shytoo shyhush hushfuck her
>>4308208you spam your oc and furry art in here anyway
>>4308156Bug pone is a queen, not a princess.Smack Cadance's butt, jiggle and rub Luna's, motorboat Celestia's.
>>4308205Worst pony.
>>4308189I don't really give a shit about Whooves or anything like that and just imagine him and Derpy like this >>4307811
SO MANY COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS
>>4308235stop looking at girls as girls and just as peoplestop worrying about talking specifically to girlsstop. giving. a. fuck.
>>4308202It's good but the tweest really isn't if you're paying attention or ... well, not thick.
>>4308235well being muscular also gives you a boost to your self confidence.but really looks don't matter as long as you don't act like a raging spurg lord who spills spaghetti and smells like BO
>>4308235The secret is that most of the ladies you'd like to know are more attracted to a confident and knowledgeable personality than your physique.You can get plenty of women with just physique, but they're the same as guys who are only interested a woman's body -- retarded shitmunchers.So, like, hit up nerdy girls at the library while talking about Proust, I guess.
>>4308205Very cute pony
>>4308270I never have. You guys do.
>>4308224>tfw you are the same>tfw you think it would be rude to request, since they're probably already busy with other things>tfw you don't really do anything around here anyway other than post, so it's not like you could ask them like a friend>tfw you overthink this shit way too much and know that you're overthinking it, but can't help it and therefore do and say nothing.
>>4308276> I don't care about the character, I just care about Derpy feels wub wub wub wubGoddamn itThis is why people hate shipping
This is my second favorite ponyHow do you feel about this pony?
Guys, why do they have to be so cute? I just want to hug a pony.
>>4308229BUTT YUR A FAN OF DA FANDUMB!People will always hate fun. They want pony farts and futa cocks instead of cute.
>>4308304Boorin and not really intresting but better than RD and FS
Start the poll for the next movie, Host.USA USA USA USA USA
>>4308208Three weeks as of yesterdayI noticed more pre almost immediately, but I haven't exactly been measuring my output otherwise
>>4308261I say you should join the first one. Seems a bit more "professional" in a sense, though it looks like it's very strict.
>>4308302>tfw Reuniclus said she would draw you a pone but didn'tMy panties are in a bunch.
>>4308303In his defense, Derpy doesn't have much of a character outside just being a klutz. And anyone who takes shipping seriously should calm down anyways.
>>4308304she wears a hat, i like that about her
>>4308308They think you're cute and want to hug you too.
And that concludes our stream for the night!Aside from some issues with audio desynch (open to suggestions on how to mitigate this), I'd say it was a success. I enjoyed it, personally.As always, suggestions will start soon, I'll open them up in fifteen minutes to give us a nice even deadline. This week, however, is going to be a bit different. I'm against limiting our votes to animation only, however there are a few people out there who think a /co/-spinoff stream should be about, well, /co/-things. As a compromise, this week will feature only animated movies. So start thinking up those titles MLPG, suggestions will open up in fifteen minutes, right on the hour, and voting immediately after!
>>4308303>character>background ponyPick one.
>>4308304She is my primary favorite pony and waifu.Since Rarity is my second-favorite, I find Squigglekicker to be an acceptable ship.
>>4308312both characters are in the show.it's the same as shipping squigglekicker. except it is easier to deal with their personality because they are blank slates.
>>4308304she wears a hat but i find her rather boring. she is ok though
>A strong man will never give you a handjob, stopping just as you're reaching the edge, then use his large fingers, slick with your pre, to vigorously finger your ass before claiming your hole as his own
>>4308324Does it feel good? That is why people do this shit right?
Did dooks ever color this?
>>4308304She is a very silly pony, but I like her anyway
>>4308165>your
>>4308262my personality is total shitmy looks are the only hope i have of getting a girl
>>4308256I don't know, that's all I could come up with.I am not a clever fuck.
>>4308328>tfw Reuniclus finds shrunken penises cute
>>4308333honestly I'll take a hug from anyone. I'm so tired of being alone.
>>4308304It's a good second-favorite pony.She's tied for second-favorite with Pink pony for me.
>>4308210>we share the same birthday>and MT didn't draw me nothingGod dammit zulu;_;
>>4308343Uh, good? I'm straight.
>>4308345>Dooks will never finish coloring this
>>4308348Seems like you should have spent the past 2 years bettering another part of yourself as well. I'm sure you could get a girl by having a built body, but there's no guarantee she won't be a total sleaze.
>>4308304I like her accent
>>4308324Did you ever precum prior to the pills?
>>4308304She is the most loyal and dependable of ponies, cute freckles, a loving family and an ass you can crack walnuts on.
>>4308304She is a pony
Which pony secretly wishes she had heavy, wobbling teats drooling delicious cream?
>>4308351That's alright. Thanks for trying, sir.I wonder how popular Tweed is in Equestria.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339675?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4308374>tfw this was my requestOne day it will be colored. And then it will be finished.
>>4308344Yeah?My balls get really sensitive when I've been edging for a while but I don't know if that's the supplements or not
>>4308282but nothey are superior to me in every wayI'm afraid to talk to them because the minute im not looking they are going to be laughing at me behind my back and blowing my chances with all of them
The good drawfags will never notice you.Unless you go full creepy-stalker mode on them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As1kYvgjnZI&feature=relmfu
>>4308326Hm. Looks like my invitation to that group expired.I'll ask them to resend it.I'm debating the other one, still.
>>4308395> dat precum thread discussion againYou all know increasing your selenium and cholesterol intake would do almost the same thing, don't you?
>Thickity
>>4308407Well you're Anonymous, stupid.You just blend in.
>>4308402Were you abused as a child, anon?
>>4308378Rarely, and in small amountsNow it's more noticeable and happens more often
>>4308407>tfw you would talk to anyone so long as they would askI'm not that hard to approach...
Can some one post the color version of this?
>>4308436But it is.
>>4308417I did not know thatWhat's healthy that could I add to my diet to do that?
okay nobody should care but font/firefox problem guy here and i worked the problem down to it not actually being firefox and it was actually arial font somehow got corrupted and was fucking up other programs display evenin celebration of fixing it here is some winking ponies
>>4308439
>>4308429UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF
>>4308439>>4308449
>>4308328>mfw Steve
>>4308444Nuts (especially Brazil nuts), shellfish and liver are good sources of it.
>>4308449Oh thanksBut there's a Dash one out there, too.
>>4308449
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=483I-eqqStw
>>4308417>Cholesterol.But my doctor would kick my ass.
This is my favorite pony MLPG, what do you think?
Alright MLPG, which should I chose?Marketing - Business - EconomicsGO
>>4308444Eggs, brazil nuts, pretty much anything with reasonable levels of cholesterol. Avoid dairy, it's estrogenic. The idea is to raise your free testosterone levels, and your body makes the stuff by cleaving cholesterol apart.Since I started increasing cholesterol and lowering my dairy and wheat intake I've cum like a racehorse and been better in bed. Wanting to exercise as a result really helped both fronts.
>>4308485Uh... well she's rather pony-ish.
>>4308340derpy is a very active pony
>>4308471>Leave it to Wolf Nanaki to know this.
>>4308486Economics
>>4308479Oh. Well I don't have that one, sadly.
>>4308486Do something useful. Go into engineering, anything.
>>4308486underwater basket weaving
>>4308463I was a big fan of the first 3 tankmen things. Steven and Captain were great
>>4308485i like... her mane?
>>4308429>you will never motorboat those big, divine titties while she runs her fingers over your scalp.
>>4308453>tfw Thickity is married
>>4308486Economics and financial mathematics.Get hard or get out.
>>4308407Not only will they notice you, but they'll actively try to avoid you
>>4308484depends on what type, you want to minimzes LDL and maximize HDL,
>>4308328What did you want for your birthday, Anon?
>>4308485She is my favorite too and i like everything about her. Her looks, her attitude, everything.
>>4308449the fuck is Derpy so fucking smug about?
>>4308482that picture is unsettling
>>4308485What are you, 14?
>>4308509
>>4308491Brb, getting some brazil nuts...Fuck, those are the giant fuckers, aren't they.I don't care much for those...
>>4308484It depends on your current LDL/HDL levels. It's also possible your levels won't actually change that much based on your intake; most of it may be produced by your liver regardless of your diet.Genetics suck sometimes.
>>4308485The marker seems to like her.
>>4308528Had I been faster on the draw, I had a filename that was appropriate.
>>4308486Economics and become an actuary, make mad dosh.
>>4308510pls be fakepls
>>4308533> brazil nutsThey're great. They're expensive, but get them shelled. They're so so SO much better for you than peanuts, which teem with phytoestrogens.
>>4308523I didn't get any presentsI went out drinking with friends and cousins at a bar but nothing physical
>>4308491>Avoid dairyI eat a thing of yogurt every day and drink chocolate milk after I liftIs that too much? Because I really like both of those things
>>4308509Did anyone cap that Rarity greentext someone wrote last night?
>>4308510Kill her husband in combat and claim her womanhood as thine own.
>>4308532aw fuck what show is that fromi remember seeing it once
>>4308506Same here. I was sold on it just due to the timing on one of the first lines.>Thanks, Steve. I feel handsome... Today.
>>4308485I like her personality
>>4308485>.jpganon pls, let me help you
>>4308536>tfw my last health screening the pharmacy put my HDL as 7You know what the pharmacist did?Retest?Nope.He wrote that shit down.On my report.I am shocked my work let me have my insurance.
>>4308205best pony since s1e1
>>4308436I don't think the good artists realize how terrifying it is to approach them.There's already so many people vying for their attention, and many of them far more willing to draw attention to themselves.If you aren't? Well, you'll never be noticed.
>>4308534Thanks
>>4308564The anthro one ?
>>4308548sorry brobut she is already taken
>>4308531
And we're already at week five of this thing. Time flies.Suggestions are now OPEN for next weeks showing! Remember, animated features ONLY Some live action is permitted (Space Jam, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit) but the feature should be PRIMARILY an animated film. You have thirty minutes.OKAYGO
>>4308580I don't talk to artists because I'm convinced it will just come across as an attempt to get free art out of them.
>>4308588Yes.
>>4308576>1337907978939.jpg
>>4308599Cool World
>>4308599COME ON AND SLAM!
>>4308577> 7You knowA lot of people would think that's a fucking clerical errorif you want, retest it somewhere else as a "free test"
>>4308602But I already draw for free......and even after I get a paypal, it'll probably end up being a "tip-jar" more than anything else.
>>4308548>>4308591oops i forgot the linkhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002588652680
>>4308534the fuck is Dash so fucking smug about?
>>4308599Water World
>>4308599Princess and the Cobbler Recobbled edition
>>4308599The mother fucking IncrediblesFailing that, Ratatouille
>>4308610You're evil, anon
>>4308599Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Hands down.
>>4308599space jam
OH GOD IT'S ALL GONE WRONG
>>4308599Delgo
>>4308591>tfw Thickity is being taken right now>as in taken in bed by her spouse>as in having sex>without you
>>4308602That's all they're probably expecting too.>someone I don't know!>they just want me to draw their OC
>>4308623>Thief and the Cobbler Recobbled editionFTFY
>>4308599Fire and Ice.It will get picked eventually.
>>4308637Her vagina looks like a spider's mouth thing
>>4308637
>>4308605This was fun
>>4308599Spirited AwayThe Iron GiantBatman: Mask of the Phantasm
>>4308642>implying I want ThickityI don't have horrible opinions like Snarky
>>4308637>Anthro>No hands>Giant horsecockThere are a lot of things wrong with this picture, but I'm still hard
>>4308287>tfw the only writers I like are J.D. Salinger and Harper LeeI'm such an unintellectual.
>>4308599Rock-a-Doodle
>>43085995cm/sec
>>4308580I did and she called me sweet the first time, then a faggot the next. I'm not sure what I said to piss her off the second time. It was odd. Just treat them like normal people and if they get internet celebrity on you just walk away.
>>4308644Don't speak for me
>>4308599Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
>>4308645the movie has a million fucking names, we know.
>>4308599Rescuers Down Under
>>4308637Whoa, nelly
>>4308599Does claymation/pixilation count as animated?
>>4308580>I don't think the good artists realize how terrifying it is to approach them.I'm sorry, it's unfortunate that that is the case, because I really honestly do like to just talk to people. I don't want attention, I just like conversation. The more the merrier, you know?
>>4308661>>No handsGOOD
>>4308599> animated features ONLYWhat is this faggotry?
>>4308599The first pokemon movie, I forget the name
>>4307895>Pinkie visits Raindow Dash>Pinkie brings her an entire case of donuts>Dash says she's on a diet>Pinkie describes all the different assorted flavors she brought>Dash says she'll just have one>she ends up cancelling her workout and going home with a full, upset stomach
>>4308599POKEMON 2000 UP IN THIS BITCH
>>4308561Eat full-fat yogurt. None of that skim shit. I'm not even being bro-science here, most of the proteins you want are bound up in milkfat. You just eat that and don't go crazy with it.I guess the same for milk, but then you'd really need to ratchet that shit back to like 6 ounces a day. Make it special. For that matter, make it whole milk.Count calories, don't throw out all the decent parts of food to save on the count.
Which pony likes anal sex the most?
>>4308599Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
>>4308599Royal space force wings of Honnamise.Berserk golden age chapter 1, egg of the high king
>>4308576Let me help YOU
>>4308663>>4308666either of these
>>4308619hahaha I added her as a friend on facebook
>>4308599Land Before Time
>>4308599Batman Mask of the Phantasm
>>4308616I spent 500 bucks My insurance did and went to a real fucking lab and got it redone.It was closer to 53...fucking idiots.Basically.>Healthy individual>Get tested.>"Nigga you should be dead...">We have a zombie working for us.
>>4308599Secret of NIMH
>>4308713WHICH ONE
>>4308696Appleanal.
>>4308669I don't see you proving me wrong.You're probably not even an artist.
>>4308599Galaxy Express 999: The Signature Edition
>>4308722number 37
>>4308599Whisper of the Heart
>>4308623>>4308645Incomplete though it may be,the best film you will ever see!A film that stands above the others!I'm honored to call you both, my brothers!Roger Rabbit Anon here. Can I change my vote to second this?
>>4308637>The body/cock ratio>Mac's legs>pubes>her positioning>melted hooves>everything
>>4308719>tfw somehow the doctor once measured your blood pressure as three times what it actually was
>>4308713Pokemon The First Movie
>>4308599BATMON MOSK OF THE PHONTOSM
>>4308682I have nothing to talk about except how terrible I am and how much better everyone else is.It doesn't make for an interesting conversation.
>>4308599YOU ARE UMASOULOOK AT THIS SHIThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJfl2zTd-G0
>>4308696
>>4308737Seconding
>>4308599Wizards.Fantastic planet.
>>4308599The WarriorsOsmosis JonesMonsters Inc.
>wanting to talk to artistsBut why, they're most of them depressed and boring people
>>4308599The Race
>>4308751DINO KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKU
>>4308688>Fluttershy visits Pinkie>she tells Pinkie that she's here on behalf of the others>want Pinkie to stop manipulating them>threatens to use The Stare>Pinkie is up for a staring contest>Fluttershy fixes Pinkie with her hardest glare>Pinkie stares back with a big smile>Fluttershy reports back to the others>her face is stuck in a wide grin
>>4308599PRINCEOFEGYPT
>>4308673I can already hear him saying "I already got the father."Burned into my memory forever. Totally fucking horrifying.
>>4308733Hate to break it to you, but that movie is garbage. You might have well as suggested Tales of Earthsea
Transformers: The moviethe animated one fagget
>>4308704her husband is going to kick your ass
>>4308739Well, I used to have hypertension.Fucked up with some creatine loading, I was a dipshit in high school.
>>4308657I wasn't here for this. A shame.Well done to whoever did it though. An enjoyable read. I liked the descriptions, among other things.My replacement is at hand, it would seem.
>>4308429what's her name
>>4308757>I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!Fucking.This.
>>4308776>Prince of EgyptAnimated film of the decade.
>>4308673DEM OPENING CREDITS
>>4308599Grave of the Fireflies
>>4308700>not having transparency
>>4308657>Generously-built Rarity>sex-appeal and raw femininity spilling from her every luscious curveVery, very much so.
>>4308768or Race (2007)it was 'The Race' on Netflix
>>4308777He was a bastard and I love him as a villain.
>>4308777YOU GET A LINE, I'LL GET A POLE
>>4308783>Replacement.You must kill him and consume his essence, or he you.The general can only have one writefag.As it has but one >feelsmith
>>4308748I'm not talking about art conversation, or even pony conversation. Just conversation. I can't tell you how many people over the years have approached me and have gone through our conversations as if they had cue-cards or something. They'd announce that OKAY, NOW WE ARE TALKING ABOUT (___). Just... just talk. I can't speak for all of the other artists, but I don't like being held high or feared or whatever. I just like to talk.
>>4308726Look, I don't see why you must talk so bitterly. But I've extended my hand for such things and I'm the one that gets avoided- in a chat situation, it's silly to always have your guard up and assume people are going to straight-out ask for free art.
>>4308802
>>4308811WE'LL GO FISHIN' DOWN THE CROCODILE HOLE!
>>4308813are you retarded son?Some of the best greentext come from multiple writefags working together
>>4308816I would talk to artists but then I realise I have literally nothing in common with them and nothing they do is of particular interest to me to warrant a conversation that doesn't suck dick. Oh well
>>4308599Bakshi's Lord of the Rings.
So have we mentioned every animated film yet?
>>4308599Thief and the Cobbler. Let's make it a drinking game.
>>4308783>>4308813I think that might have been Anon 11, actually.
Oh boy, these donuts look delicious.I can't wait to put them in my mouth!
>>4308779He may as well as suggested Green Mile.
>>4308599Bambi
>>4308813This isn't Highlander.The best greentext comes from two or more guys tossing ideas against each other and examining the debris.
>>4308704I see you in the feed that pops up whenever someone adds a friend.All I have to say about your profile pic is nice build, Brian.
>>4308813Oh really? Praytell, who is the current feelsmith?Metals? Aspirant? RCH? Any of the anons who greentext?
>>4308772>the group visits Pinkie>they tell her enough is enough>Pinkie wants to throw a party since everybody is gathered>she starts describing how much fun it would be>everybody covers their ears>Pinkie starts talking louder>Rarity and Applejack start decorating the room>Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash go to get snacks>Twilight holds out>Pinkie begins singing about parties>Twilight automatically sings the harmony line>her eyes are full of fear
>>4308831>What is a joke.
>>4308842Come on man I'm very hungry...
>>4308657Can someone repost it? The image is broken for me.
>>4308838We've barely scratched the surface in this category.
>>4308599NIGGA STREAM THE FUCKING ESCAPE FROM MIDNIGHT CASTLE PONY MOVIE.
>>4308857Pumpkin pls go
>>4308850Ross
>>4308802Rainbow Dash is a good ponyshes jsut a liitle [spoielr]rough around the edges
>>4308345Yeah, but I'm not too convinced about the shading.Want it anyways?>>4308374;_;
>>4308876YOU FUCKED UP MAN
>>4308832So then the conversation dwindles, and you can say that you tried to chat it up with whichever drawfag you contacted. You never know which one is going to be a match for good conversation. Assuming that all of them wouldn't have anything of interest to talk about right out of the box is just silly.
>>4308866Rango was a boring and generic film
>>4308850>Any of the anons who greentext?That would be the dudes you mentioned before more than likely.
>>4308880while i doubt it was intentional, i still laughed since the joke was about how fucked up the image was.
>>4308850The witchdyke fell, and on that daySprang forth a new agegilded titans as strode the earth in Olden daysThey haven't namesfor they speak to the heartand dwell thereThe Feelsmiths
>>4308599Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland
>>4308866I still can't get over how they gave him a little pencil mustache. It's just too perfect.
>>4308893>tfw this movie lost all relevance after Finding Nemo came out
>4308690We /mlp/ /fit/ cumholygrail now?Image so very related.
>>4308851>Pinkie talks and sings to her potted plant>she still can't get it to grow
>>4308819But I am a horrible leach on MLPG and all I ever ask for is free art or erotic stories.
WHAT IF PONY STARTED PONYING PONY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
>>4308892>And the general keeps bitching at them to put on their trips.
>>4308819Personally, assuming the worst is all I can do.You all hate me don't you. You're all against me.
>mfw EM servers
For anyone who needs a little fuel for their imagination.
>>4308893>filenameWould you watch a Dark Souls animu /co/?
>>4308895Especially since I've seen snakes with those colorationsTo which I sayOH GODDAMN NO
>>4308892I don't think I deserve such a title, let alone such an important sounding background.I just like making you guys smile, in your hearts and in your pants sometimes.
>>4308599I havn't been keeping up with MLPG for the past month or so, what's this movie night thing?What days and what time is this happening?
>>4308907have they no shame?
>>4308884NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>4308842I'd prefer this donut.Though if it was glazed it would be even better.
>>4308599I'VE GOT IT!we should watch REDLINE.
>>4307955>imagine Pinkie Pie describing her party caveYou wake up the next day naked, full of shame and with a sticky note stuck to your forehead:"Thanks for the party <3""xoxoxo"
>>4308840>only know he's written something AFTER he writes it>drops his stories and disappears back into the ether>you don't know when or where he appeared last, or will appear next>you don't even know if he'll always take credit for what he writesThis is what a writeAnon SHOULD be.
>>4308919>anthroYum
>>4308905>that fucking feelOur contributors are so awesome about it though
>>4308907>MFW
>>4308910I'd reach out and grab it with both hands and make it stop with my grabbed hands full of pony.
>>4308900I like this version more
>>4308919I love this artist's work.
>>4308892You make it sound so grandiose. I just like writing for you guys.
>>4308947but pinkie pie no one is even vacuuming
>>4308933unf
>>43085999
>>4308902>Canterlot State Police still decline to explain what happened in the area known once as Ponyville.
>>4308919I don't want to right fapfics. I don't want to write anything sexual. Stop tempting me!
>>4308956Well its disgusting furry shit.So of course you would.
>>4308907Flithy street urchin. What a horrid little white rat, UGH!
>>4308895>mfw his voice was BarbossaMade the film just that much better.
>>4308937>You discover that the note's not a sticky note, it's an ordinary note that was stuck to your head with your own semen
>>4308907instant suicide>>4308919I'm gonna masturbate to that. everybody look away
>>4308907Id'...spray the hose one them?
>>4308939But some of us like to know when they're around, to talk about what they write and toss about ideas.
>>4308919and a little more
>>4308893>Hayao Miyazaki worked on that film>he still thinks it was the worst experience of his entire career
>>4308599HERCULES MAH BOI
>>4308926Those are heartboners, Comrade.It feels good to help make the General feel good.And keep it stored away from the rest of the channel.
>>4308965>Implying
Why is everyone I play MvM with so awful?
>>4308972>want to right fapfics>right>then say "write" in the next sentenceWow how do you even do that?
>>4308599Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339738?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4309008is the thunderlane fic finished
>>4308902She'd just go to Applejack and describe how lovely the plant would look if someone with her skills took care of itand then describe how random it would be if Applejack clucked like a chicken everytime she heard a bell
>>4309006Because you arent playing on skype w/ your frens
>>4309008It's called a typo. It happens to even the best writers.
ded
>>4308987I'm here more often than you think. Listening...
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339738?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee14 pony murder horse up. No fun allowed.
>>4309004Pinkie is nice and fun and all, but she doesn't really seem like....the domestic type. I can;t imagine her doing the dishes or anything like that
>>4309006play on pony private server in chicago, we had perfect 3 maps in a row :3
>>4308599graveyard of the fireflies
>>4309014No, but almost.
>>4309011>Lucid
dear princess celestiatoday I learned jacking off a horse is really easy if he wants it bad enough, you just hold his cock up against his belly and he'll start pumping his hips
>>4309002The fact people boner to the tripe I write, or feel at any text I throw down, is still surprising to me.>HeartbonersI like this term. I must return to writing cute things, to give this sensation to people once more.
>>4309026> that feeling when you're writing for a graduate-level course assignment> and you write "one" instead of "won"What the FUCK brain
>>4308939>Hes the goddamn BATMANWanna know why he wants people to draw?They will have their eyes and hands busy, as he writes.They never see who it is, and by the time they are done, he is gone.And then Gotham PD breaks into their house and arrests them.
>>4309030>ths system is down for maintenance
>>4308994>tfw you liked the movie, despite the absolutely ridiculous "magic words" to use the Staff of DreamsI was kinda happy they had Morpheus as the King of Dreamland. Because that was the name of the god of dreams in Greek Mythology.
>>4308902Suddenly PinkieIs standing beside you
>>4308599FERNGULLY
>>4309004>Pinkie Pie will never make your household chores... not chores>you will never see her sweaty, dressed to the nines with a do rag, apron and rubber gloves>you will never give her a cold banana smoothie to relax at the end of the day>you will never slowly and sensually undress her
>>4309036
>>4309036Would you rub Luna's belly?
Good night MLPG. Here's a stupid horse jumping over a background object.
>>4309052Shazam-a Pyjama.
>>4309054BOTH OF THEM
>>4309042do one with derpy and i might read itas long as it isn't stupid edgy shit or some retarded cross over or bad
>>4309053>Pinkie asks you to feed the plant for her>turns out it just needs a little blood
>>4309029You too? I find it interesting to drop ID and just watch sometimes. Inspiration hits often in such a manner, though I should really be working on things other than short greentexts.But I digress. If that was you who wrote that Rarity thing, well done. I enjoyed it.
>>4308599Anastasia please
>>4309065Needs more horsecock, but it's still very nice
>>4309070Eurgh.
>>4308987I can never leave...You glorious bastards are too fun to be around.I just like seeing you assholes smile every once in a while.
>>4309053Cover your ears, don't make eye contact, and run away
>>4309052>>4309070>tfw as a kid I ran around with a blanket cape and my own poorly crafted dreamscepter and a poor transcription of the magic words
>>4309075Well, I don't write edgy or crossover. >badI worry about that constantly. It's why I've slowed down so much lately I fear.
>>4309083I'm glad you did! That's why I'm here.
>>4308599Titanic The one with the rapping dog
>>4309065G'night SB. Lookin' good!
>fluffy pony drowns
>>4309075>as long as it isn't stupid edgy shit or some retarded cross over or badThis is the Generals feelsmith(s) you are talking about, Anon.We don't do cliche shit.
>tabitha milking 6 brightly colored goats while eating mushrooms
>>4309118NOT ON MY WATCH
>>4309103... As a kid I'd just hunker in a big sleeping bag and caterpillar everywhere, up and down stairs even. I wish I'd known this film instead. Fewer concussions.
>>4309077>you're compelled to prick each of your fingers >you let your blood drip into the soil>Pinkie just watches with a smile
>>4309125>you are one of the goats
>>4309077here take my kninexWipe that lipstick away
>>4309139>you are also the mushrooms
>>4309103>>4309070>>4309052>>4308994>>4308893>>4308896>>4309089What got me about that movie was how effortlessly it could go from cutesy and kiddy, to some seriously twisted shit.Even if the story made no sense, in an attempt to be "Dreamlike," I suppose, the fact it had a funny little musical number, a fat man on a train, and the motherfucking nightmare/ Nightmare King sequences in the same movie... I found that impressive.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339738?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee2 more pony for 14 pony murder! No fun MK 2.Sign up at epic mafia, sign in, then post above link at address.
>>4308599Toy Story 3
>>4309147>This is the last time I take Peyote.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339738?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee2mas2porfavor
>>4309157Sometimes I'd want to watch the movie and go to put the VHS in but then it opens up on that fucking train scene in the dead city and I had to stop or look away.
>>4309130I'm really sad that went the way it did. The way Art-Anon drew them, they were so... earnest. Like, really genuinely innocent and cute.
>>4309104Don't worry about it, don't let it get to you.Just go with what feels right.
>>4309162>You later realize you are entirely sober and she is a witch
>>4309157> THAT FUCKING BLACK BUBBLING ROILING EVIL POURING FROM THE VAULT> BLOTTING OUT ALL LIGHTJesus Christ, it's the "The Smooze" took some 'roids and got really, really mean in prizon.
CELESTIA NO
>>4309119what are you saying?
>>4309162>Hunter S. Thompson and Tabitha take you for a weekend drive from Vegas to Newfoundland>you somehow make the whole trip in two days.>or maybe it was two weeks.>you were all on a lot of stuff.
>>4309088>SB drew this earlier>it almost looks like it could be shooped on except it's horribly bent
>>4309190We all are, Anon...We all are.
>>4308851>Pinkie visits the Mayor>Mayor demands how she got past security>Pinkie asks if tomorrow can be Pie Day>Mayor calls for security>Pinkie describes how everyone would enjoy a holiday about pies>Mayor pauses and listens>ends up writing a proposal to city council for Pie Day>the council agrees automatically>Pinkie is seen skipping from the council's meeting hall
>>4309209*prison, the fuck UK English Spellcheck?
>>4309211tehy didnt even taste the cake to determin it was the winerThsi this is rigedd
>>4309213Half the time I don't even know man.I am amazed my keyboard hasn't changed to something yet.Wope, there it goes.
I want to go back to Firefox. ;_;
>>4309209What got me was how it went from the merry music in the dance hall, to an almost smothered, head-under-water kind of sound while that... STUFF started to boil its way out of the door.
>>4309195I think my feel gauge is broken, or in need of replacement.
I've never seen Little Nemo. Is this bad?
>>4309242why don't you?
>>4309190>>4309226If they were like the way he drew them, I would totally have wanted one.
>>4309256Nope, it's trash.
>>4309242Why on earth wouldn't you?
>>4309256Not bad per se, but it's still a fun little movie.
>>4309265But is it Tommy Trash?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y0O5b155mE
>>4309256Some of the characters are wooden and/or the voice doesn't sync upBut vehicle scenes, the fluid movements (see: the black ooze and water, as well as the King's magic) are fucking worth it.
>>4309242>Not using Nightly
>>4309256Probably nostalgia goggles speaking, but I loved it as a kid.
>>4309242What the hell sort of add-on are you using that's making that turn up?
>>4309256It's a pretty fun movie, you should probaly make the effor to watch itBoy goes to the world of dreams, meets the king, unleashes a terrible nightmare, a bed walks on big legs, its pretty trippy
>>4309289>Using Nightly when there's Chromanium available
>>4309259>>4309266Quite simple.On Firefox, the vanilla extensions moot gave out is what I can only use, and I can't add 4chan X.On Chrome, the same thing is true, except I can add 4chan X. Now, when I enter a thread, the vanilla back links are still present, but 4chan X will work. >>4309289I am using Nightly. I thought of Luna when I chose it oh God the autism.>>4309296The vanilla extension moot released,
>>4309311>Chromium>Not Chrome Canary
>>4309256The movie is essentially one Big Lipped Alligator Moment after another, but somehow it works.And Princess Camille is waifu material.
>>4308992>>4308919I don't care if it's anthro.If she let me, I would be ALL OVER her.
>>4309289I use WaterfoxFor some reason Nightly doesn't let me use 4chan X
>>4309325>I can't add 4chan XUh.Why not?I'm using it just fine.
>>4309252Do what i do.Walk around and think. Play scenarios in your head. It's what I do all day, I just walk, and think, talk to people and get a new scenario from it sometimes.
>new Janitor gets banned for making a thread about his becoming a janitorWe're off to a good start.
>>4309285Ever seen Felix the Cat: The Movie?Holy shit, I have NEVER seen such varying quality of animation in any movie ever.
>>4308599Are we still voting on movies?Plague dogs
>>4309229>Twilight writes to Canterlot for help>Pinkie comes in>Twilight begs for Pinkie to stop>Pinkie describes how bad girls get punished for causing trouble>Twilight cries as she goes to the kitchen to burn herself on the stove
>>4309334> THE GUY WITH THE CLASSES> TEE VEE TROPES> BIGLIPPEDALLIGATOR MOMENT XD XD XDI ... I have to go lay down now.
>>4309348I remove the vanilla extension, restart Nightly, add 4chan X, and yet, the vanilla stays. I can't get rid of it.
>>4309293I loved the NES game of it, but it was hard as fuck.
>>4309325>On Firefox, the vanilla extensions moot gave out is what I can only use, and I can't add 4chan X.just get grease monkey or whatever it's called.
>>4309242Just do it.Anyway, what did you install to get that crap on screen? I'm using chrome and I don't see that.
>>4309360Bahahahaha, WHAT?!Link??
I haven't >feel'd in MLPG ever.
>>4309360What if the /mlp/ Janitor's weren't horrible?
>>4309360But Janitor applications aren't for another five or six days. Is this another board's janitor getting out of hand?
>>4309376>>4307960
>>4309381what if we had good mods
>>4309365>burning on the stove>not gagging and spanking
>>4309367Calm down anon.
>>4309393HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you love pony?which one?
>>4309380That's a shame. They were once common, but I think the porn has overtaken it recently.
>>4309361I watched that shit every time it was on Disney Channel, then when the grocery store started renting it out.Goddamn, I don't know where I'd be without those REALLY FUCKING BIZARRE 80's dance scenes. See: the Princess dancing for the amusement of the new despot / Duke character WITH A MYSTERIOSO DOME HEAD
>>4309360Probably an impostor.
>>4309367>using phrases from TGWTG and TVTropes means you're an obsessive fan and therefore a faggot.Stop that.Big Lipped Alligator Moment is a handy phrase for disjointed, sudden events that have no connection to anything else in the movie and never get explained.
>>4309374I am.
>>4309406 RainbowWaifu
Would you a Ken
>>4309406all of themincluding the backgrounders and secondaries
>>4309406Far too much.
>>4309393
>>4309408we have nonsexual >feels stillsometimes...
>>4309424I know Rose would.
>>4309413> implying using trope names doesn't make you sound like a mouthbreathing fandom-goer with a weird syntax all your ownCHALLAH, THE WALLS FELL.
>>4309350>talk to peopleBullshit
>>4309406All of them
>>4309424>butt
>>4309350OK MLPGyou get to live with the mane six in your house. Fun times and all thatBut they are all kobolds. Do you accept?
>>4309424Naw man, that's Rose's turf
>>4309408>I think the porn has overtaken it recently.What a shame. I want more HNNNGG inducing >feels
>>4309396Pinkie never uses her powers for sexual purposes
>>4309380What would you like to feel?
>>4309413Which is a retarded phrase because the "big lipped alligator moment" wasn't even a big lipped alligator moment to begin with.
Okay seriously, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH LIKE 30 MOVIES?! I'm gonna need a way to narrow this shit down, man. Like, maybe cull the list after the second day of novotes movies?ANYWAY, here's this fatass of a list you guys put together. I omitted some movies because fuck if I'm making this any longer.Space JamPrincess and the CobblerThe IncrediblesRattatouilleWho Framed Rodger RabbitDelgoFire and IceSpirited AwayThe Iron GiantRock-a-Doodle5cm/secRescuers Down UnderThe Pokemon MoviePokemon 2000Buzz Lightyear of Star CommandLand Before TimeBatman Mask of the PhantasmSecret of NimhWizardsFantastic PlanetThe WarriorsOsmosis JonesMonsters, Inc.The Race (2007)Prince of Egypt9HurculesYou have 30 minutes to vote for a movie.
How do I rail against what I view as the superficiality of being overly concerned with fashion without seemingly like a slob who just doesn't want to take care of his appearance?
>>4309445YES
>>4309437/v/ please go.
>>4309424...I kind of want a fursona now
>>4309424>Sounds like a sexual god.>This is his persona.Talk about a slap in the face.
>>4309457Hercules
>>4309360That's just Chinaski again.He's a spamming tripfag and every once in a while he impersonates mods/janitors to get banned for attention, then ban evades after a while and comes back./mlp/ also sent a couple pizzas and free delivery boxes to his house, so he's probably sour.
>>4309457Iron Giant.
>>4309435>month and a half agoChrist, has it been that long already.And here I've been writing porn thinking others were covering all the feels.This needs to be fixed.
>>4309457Space Jam
>>4309457The Incredibles
>>4309457Thief/Princess and the Cobbler - but make sure it's the Recobbled Cut.
>>4309457SPACE JAM
>>4309445Fuck yes, I'd just make them tell me where all the pit traps are.>>4309457Fire and Ice.
>>4309424I am totally jealous of their friendship.
>>4309457The Iron Giant
>>4309435We had a small bit of Flutterfeels last night.
>>4309457Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
>>4309406I love each and everyone of themBut I'd do anything for Pinkie
>>4309457Buzz Lightyear of Star CommandBest movie demands to be streamed!
>>4309445Yes
>>4309457SPACE JAM MOTHERFUCKER
>>4309457KUNG POW
>>4309365Aww yeah!Now make her rape someone! And then murder a princess!
>>4309424Probably not, seeing as that's most likely a boy.Furries need to learn the difference between male and female body-types. Girly men are still built like men.
>>4309457Delgo
>>4309457Land Before Time
>>4309476>/mlp/ sent pizzas to his houseAnd you know this how?...
>>4309509It was pretty good.Still voting for Iron Giant.
>>4309424>you will never be able to draw like Rose>you will never have a voice like Kenwhy do I even go on living?
Oh god, story idea. Someone tell me if this has been done already.Okay, so Derpy's in town, and some colt runs into her; I'm envisioning Caramel, beta as fuck Caramel. He bumps into her at a bakery or something, and she smiles at him - he's nervous, but he gets to talking to her - she seems a little slow and dopey, but seems to like him, so he clumsily invites her over. they go back to his place, and over the course of coffee or whatever he realizes that Derpy isn't just dumb, but full-blown retarded. He's about to let her go, when he notices things about her, like her wings, or the curve of her flank, and starts to get turned on - he tries to ignore the impulses, but Derpy, despite her simplicity, notices, and begins to clumsily make advances towards him - the rest of their encounter is an internal struggle, Caramel loathing himself for what he sees as taking advantage of a retarded girl, and Derpy engaging in something she probably doesn't fully understand - they fuck, but Derpy starts to try and dissuade him, uncomfortable with the progression of events - by this point Caramel's already too far invested, and he proceeds regardless, effectively raping the earlier trusting simple-minded pegasus while she gazes at him through a haze of tears, confused as to why someone she thought was her new friend was hurting her. Caramel eventually finishes, cumming inside her guiltily, before apologizing and showing her out. Derpy doesn't say anything to anyone, because she lacks the capacity to do so cohesively, and Caramel spends the night with a bottle of whiskey, head in his hooves at what he's left to live with in his mind, the thought of what he's done haunting him for the rest of his days.
>>4309457Rescuers Down Under
>>4309365>Applejack is working on the farm>Pinkie comes to visit>Applejack says she's been good and that she's happy>puts on a nervous smile>Pinkie is happy to hear that>she skips away>Applejack wonders how life turned into this
>>4309480Agreed.We have to fix this.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAHChoose your weapon, gentlemen.Shit, I have to go to bed to get my health shit in check.Choose your weapon, conspire amongst yourselves and get some hearts twinging.
>>4309457IRON GIANT
>>4309540Stop.
>>4309540nice copy pasta bro
>>4309540
>>4309540Waiter! Excuse me, Waiter!This pasta is REALLY stale!
>>4309540why do you keep asking about this
Would you keep your pony well drained or would you leave them achingly full for extended periods?
>>4309540It's been done. Stop bringing it up.Though I'm probably talking to a copypasta by now.
>>4309457You Are UmasouNigga it's like the best movie ever.
>>4309457Princess and the Cobbler
>>43094575cm/sec
>>4309540Sent the idea to EQD! XD
>>4309574>Though I'm probably talking to a copypasta by now.
>>4309570I'm not a monster, I would make sure they are properly drained, well serviced and happy
>>4309537Voiceanon here - I might not have a voice like Ken, but I like to think I do okay. You guys haven't called for my head on a pike, yet, so I must be doing SOMETHING right.
>>4309540but Caramel is gay
>>4309406Yellow
what is SB's tumblr?
>>4309607dyewts
>>4309607Shut up Tumblr
>>4309598>He actually took the time to type that out.
>>4309406Best pony
>>4309530I used to browse the piss and peek out of this thread occasionally nowadays
>>4309537Does Ken have a nice voice?Is that why Rose hungers for his dick so bad?
>>4309630That's not Pinkie
>>4309618The sucking hollow in the chest of every person who's been told "I only think of you as a friend."
>>4309555I think tomorrow I'll swing by MLPG and take a feel request. See if I can be the feel gypsy once more.
>>4309641Ken Ashcorp is better known as Foreverpandering.
>>4309643That's worst pony
>>4309641Yes.
>>4309618http://sb.tumblr.com/
>>4309480>Feelsmiths in charge of time management.
MLPG, be honestHo bad is it if I would give up everything for fictional pony?
>>4309656But that's Fluttershy
I write 'dark' shit because it's an interesting juxtaposition of character's we care about and are familiar with in a setting or situation that's inherently anathema to their native universe. I love the show for what it is, but part of what made me fall in love with it is the characterization and the personalities of the ponies - unfortunately we'll never see them in anything outside of standard cartoon show fare for situations, so it's up to fan artists and authors to create that content. I don't see anythign wrong with imagining ludicrously implausible stuff involving ponies; yes, it's not for everyone, but labeling all of it as "dark and edgy for the sake of it" is dismissive.This is all assuming you're not just entirely unironically interested in the show in its purest form, and no fan content outside of depictions of cute ponies doing cute pony things is bearable to you, in which case, what are you doing on this board in the first place?
>>4309661> mfw I coined feelsmiths just now?
>>4309665Not that bad.
>>4309665We're both sick
>>4309671No, that's best pony
>>4309643>anime shit
>>4309618I think it'ssbsminifridge.tumblr.com
>>4309602I bet they'd love to pay you back for treating them so lovingly. What would be the best way for them to return the favor?
>>4309677It's a pretty cheesy term, not a fan.
>>4309665I'd give up everything but the option to return back home every now and then.
>>4309457Buzz lightyear
>>4309656Hilarious anon! Simply hilarious!
>>4309661Hey, I've been running shindigs on the sub and stuff. Bad enough I've gotten behind on my requests, I just haven't had time until recently to be typing much of anything.But I'll get you yet, just wait.
She'd sell her body for a packet of gummy bears and a ball of string if somebody offered.
>>4309665Pretty bad.>tfw the only thing that would stop you from going to Equestria (were it an option) is the amount of obligations you have on this side.
>>4309406All of them but Dash is mai waifu
>>4309683Pinkie Pie is best ponyFluttershy is worst ponyThis is 100% fact
>>4309677The term has been circulating for a while.
>>4309656 Tehoonted plz go
>>4309674>I know that feel bro.
>>4309665Again, you like the characteristics of pony you'd give everything for.You find those characteristics in someone real, and you'd do the same thing. I don't think I could call you misguided for that.
>>4309686>animeEXCUSE ME
>>4309707Maybe if you're wrong 100% of the time
>>4309665I'd give up almost anything for a human version of my favorite ponyYes I'm shallow
>>4309707Uh that's 50% actuallyBest pony is Rarity
>>4309719Which you are
>>4309714
why go to three hours if you have no idea how to fill the third hour, except with a skipping idiot and recaps?Rarity related to everything, including this.
SOMEBODY KILL SCOOTALOO
>>4309665i'd give up everything for diamond tiara because that's my fetish
>>4309677Too slow, kid.
>>4309731See, you're wrong again
>>4309695>"Pinkie, I hate you. Every minute of every day I wish you would just fall over ans stop breathing.">"Pfffftahahahaha! Stop it anon, you're going to make me squirt milk out my nose!">"You're not even drinking milk you stupid slag heap!"
>>4309735Snarky, I have no idea what you just said.But you can keep posting Rarity, that helps.
>>4309748You are wrong
>>4309755>white liquid squirts out of her nose anyway
>>4309762Wrong again
>>4309515>Fluttershy packs up to run away to Canterlot and get help>someone knocks at the door>Pinkie asks if Fluttershy can come out to play>Angel stays behind to buy time>Fluttershy leaves through the window>halfway to the forest, she runs into Pinkie>Pinkie describes how she visited Applejack's farm>she describes how sweaty Big Mac was>she describes how she could almost taste him just from his scent>she describes how he tasted by salty and sweet>Pinkie leaves Fluttershy to salivate and struggle not to fly in the farm's direction
>>4309766Wrong
>>4309717But anonThere are no real Pinkies
>>4309656You and I. We're friends now.
>>4309742hey. no. fuck you, matey.
>>4309742But I like Scootaloo!I think she's cute...
>>4309665It seems to we've both fallen.
>>4309734Well, give him some wiggle room. She's not the WORST pony, that's Fluttershy, but she's hardly the best pony, since that's AJ.Pinkie is, at best, fourth-best pony.Of course, that's just restricting it to the main six.
>>4309707>>4309719>>4309731>>4309748>>4309766>>4309776girlsgirlsyou're both wrong
Whatever happened to scootanon anyway? I haven't seen him in awhile.
why are we doing stupid fanon pinkie mind controljust do something with want it need it pleasegod
So, when I say "SB", I can be referring to Sweetie Belle, Scrubbing Bubbles, or Snarky Bastard.Anyone else associated with that initialism?
>>4309795Maybe he gained a sense of perspective and realized that he was wasting his life here.
>>4309718
>>4309812Aren't we all doing that though?
>>4309764>it keeps you up at night wondering what the liquid was
>>4309808Well, there's SB.
>>4309826Na, I'm gonna go.I'll send you a postcard.
>>4309822>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/>>>/jp/
>>4309826Yes.We just haven't gained that sense of perspective though.
>>4309832Well shit
>>4309808I wish you'd stop doing that.SB should only refer to SB
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339803?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>Tess calling out Jay on being a terrible artistAWWWWW SHIT.IT'S ON NOW.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339803?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeCome get some Murder Horse
>>4309840I hate perspective
>>4309808Sam B.Super Beast.Sideshow Bob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icB_yZOmdqg
>>4309861WHERE
>>4309808SLeth BLeth.
>>4309869http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30851233745HERE
>>4309835nowe /jp/ now
>>4309260The cruel irony of course, is that the people who eventually came to populate the fluffy pony threads liked art-anon's fluffy ponies for their "perfect amount of retardation". In related news, there's a thread on /q/ discussing moderation on /mlp/, and there's been fluffyfags arguing that fluffy ponies are allowed because they're "related to MLP". Which hasn't been true for a very, very, long time. People are proposing that they find their own website to discuss things, which is probably the best solution we're going to get at this point.
>>4309856Easily confused by multiple people with the same name, eh, sentenal?
>>4309861http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30851233745
>>4309880IT IS ON MOTHA FUCKA
>>4309861AWWWW YEAH
>>4309906>>4309896>>4309880oh wow it's fucking nothing
>>4309880Oh god it's gloriousI'm literally making popcorn
>>4309802>weIt's just one guy. Ignore him.
>>4308919>>4308992so, are we going to continue that little greentext game from last night?
>>4309861Man I'm so bored that this Tumblr drama is interesting me.All I want is a measly premiere date.
>>4309700Looking forward to bumping words with you again.
>>4309920
>tfw GF
>>4309931
>>4309930Nah. Let's pick something else from that artist to rape and pillage.
>>4309861I can't begin to remember all these names and styles and I'm unable to understand why people get excited over interactions between themMaybe I'm not meant to fandom
>>4309951It's okay, anon, I don't get it either.
>>4309955How about this?
>>4309951I don't get how you can even enjoy being here
One day the general will cease to function and we will be scattered the far reaches of the internet.Long after that, archive will see little point in maintaining the website, and it will be lost.
>1more1ever
GET DUNKED, JAYYOU MASSIVE COCKGOBBLER
>>4309896>compares himself to Dali and DisneyExcept he never compared himself to Dali and Disney, you illiterate twat.
>>4309981Because of the art and fics.Not because of the artists or authors.
Which cmc would have sex with a nonpony first
>>4309992jay pls
posting on the sub is down!
>bringing your elderly mother to bronycon
>>4309988Are there any estimates of how much space the archive takes?
>>4309990Oh man I'm really shaking
>>4309995ScootalooBecause she saw Rainbow Dash try it once
>>4309930We went through with it, actually.>>4308657
>>4309951Jay is a furry artist who draws that gimderp Lil Miss Rarity blog, and a few others. He's usually just an okay guy but when it comes to critique he slams his fingers firmly in his ear and acts all retarded.Tess is one of us, and a genuinely cool guy who's trying to be a better artist and draws us nice things. He's usually nice and chill and doesn't let things rustle him that much.So if one of the chillest MLPG guys is getting rustled over something, shit means business.
Which pony just smelted your ores without macerating them first?
>>4310003Soon.
>>4310004I know you're not really Jay, buthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
>>4310003+200 GB.
>>4309979aaw what's that shit
>>4309992The problem wasn't that he really compared himself to them, it's that he dismissed them wholesale on the "needing to know basic anatomy" part, pointing to their surrealistic or simplified works.
>>4309992>Jay complains about Disney artists that use style and he can't. He references Up and complains that the old man has a square head.>Doesn't say anything about DisneyOkay
>>4310008No boners.Only heart boners.For this week, Gentlemen... We do >fells
>>4309896>>4309880>http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30851233745...Am I the only one who thinks that Tess is the real asshole here? It's just pony art, god, let the guy do what he wants
>>4310024That's it?I'd keep a local copy if there were an easy way to download it all
>>4309880Oh fuck Tess you are my fucking hero.
>>4309861>>4309896I don't get how tumblr works. Is that what tess wrote or is it just being reblogged or whatever?If the former, I didn't know Tess wasa girl.
just fucking kill yourself jayyou're a piece of shit
>>4310036The only artist who can compare themselves to level is Ross.
>>4310036All Jay did was point out that cartoons have no requirement to be anatomically correct>>4310050He was doing good up until he blatantly misrepresented Jay's point
>>4310052Soooon.
>>4310028Well, fine, how about Twilight, then?
>>4310057She's showed us her tits onceFlat
>>4310057Scroll down. Tess' comment is just above the comments.It starts 'I was gonna let this go...'First post is mlpartconfessions.. then Jay, then Tess
I enjoy Lil' Miss Rarity
>>4310052Remember, it's constantly being updated. The second you are done DLing it all, you would have 40+ new threads to back up. It was a problem I faced when I downloaded all the html files.>>4310064>>4310019The search program?
>>4310057Tess reblogged a post by Jay, which was reblogged from a confession blog. Jay added his input to the initial post, and when Tess reblogged, Tess added theirs.
>>4310050What you don't understand is that when it's an mlpger vs a nonmlpger, mlpg will always always be on the side of the mlpger, regardless of circumstancestess could have killed jay's mom and the general would have been like "yeah you show the fucking furry artist"
>>4310079Yes
>>4310090>tfw you will never kill jay's mom
>>4310079WHERE'S THAT .GIF ZIP?
>>4310068>"could you put some sunblock on my shoulders?
>>4310090>ThisFuck Artist drama bullshit. MLPG has some pretty bad double standards sometimes
>>4310094Hehe, I could pick up the subtly. Can't wait man!
>>4309979>>4310068None of them go any bigger?I'm down for some breast worship and titfucking tonight.
>>4310050>>4310090Yes, you're the only one on Jay's side here.No, it's not just because Tess is an MLPGer. You're forgetting that aside from being a terrible artist, Jay has, on numberous occasions, shown himself to be a terrible person.
All artists are terrible. Stop fighting amongst yourselves and try improving for once.
>>4310108>Sunblock>FurWut.
>>4310012>Jay>okay guyAside from the fact that he's a moron.How many >halp guise natural selection keeps targeting my family posts have we got from him now?
>>4310090You can't just use that defense as a blanket statement to discredit everything MLPG likes. There's at least 2 of you who don't agree with Tess right now anyways.
>>4310100...It goes?
>>4310105Almost done, but school may delay it.
>>4310040>fells...What are those?
>>4309773>Big Macintosh paints the barn>Fluttershy comes by to visit>Big Mac tells her Applejack is around in the back>Fluttershy says okay but doesn't go anywhere>Big Mac gets back to work>Fluttershy asks if she can help>Big Mac says sure and gives her a brush>Fluttershy works right next to him>Big Mac catches Fluttershy taking long whiffs in his direction when she thinks he's not lookingshould I stop these for tonight?
>>4310050>Attempting to get pity from MLPG.PITY IS A DOUBLE FELONY IN ROBO WORLD!
>>4310068Looks like Applejack has found herself in a bit of a predicament.
One more person and we are a mafia http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1339803?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4310121don't you start.
>>4310052I wrote a python script that archives the archiveIn case anybody ever needs it
>>4310121Shut your fucking hole.
>>4310138Stop brooding.Work on encouraging artists.
>>4310063Although it's true that cartoons don't need to be anatomically correct, there can be choices made to add to the style.But, in successful cartoons, the artists do know knowledge on how the human or animal body works. Even though it's not typically correct, it looks right because the artist still has that understanding on how things work.Jay has no idea about basic anatomic facts. He's shown it again and again, and him saying that his style states that he doesn't need to know that information is absurd.
>>4310074>>4310084Ohh, I see now. Thanksfuck tumblr
>>4310150Yes please!
>>4310138quit moping, tell people to work on their art
>>4310156>Jay has no idea about basic anatomic facts. He's shown it again and again, and him saying that his style states that he doesn't need to know that information is absurd.so whatassuming I agree with everything said and that tess is absolutely correctso fucking whatjust let the guy draw how he wants to
>>4310081>>4310081>>4310081>>4310081>>4310081New horse
>>4310171What's the point if I have no one to show it to
>>4310063>He was doing good up until he blatantly misrepresented Jay's pointNot really, Jay points to Dali, Disney and Pixar as an out to why he doesn't have to learn things. Tess points out the reason they are allowed to do that and do it well is because they understand how things work and can abstract them from there, or due to technical limitations of the time.
>>4310178Yeah why improve and take criticism?Fuck that it's my style
>>4310181WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Would you a slutty futa pone if you were a slutty futa human or would you rather things be the other way around?
>>4310178You might want to watch thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4h86Ns1Cs
>>4310178The problem is, Jay has fans.Like, a lot of them.And they listen to him.And they want to draw.What happens is that they hear his shit and then they act on it.Imagine a whole generation of Jays.
>>4310143Yes.
>>4310140They are an old form of writefu.The young have abandoned it it seems...NO MOREYou, my students shall learn the art of >feelfu.You shall strike the hearts of those around you with feelings and happiness.
>>4310178Yeah fuck criticism what does that have to do with artRoss pls go.
Alright, I've gone through an arbitrarily removed about three or four movies. I'm going to have to start limiting everyone to one suggestion each in the future, this is just madness. In addition, any movie with fewer than two votes will be culled following Tuesday's voting session.Results are as follows;Space Jam has taken the initial lead. Iron Giant, one of my personal favorites, is in a close second. Third is occupied by Princess and the Cobbler, and Hercules. See you tomorrow night for round two, gentlemen.
>>4310181...>same picture>same topic>same namefagAt least TRY for some variety.
>>4310146Now, if she were in a pair of jeans with the zipper open and the belt undone, and maybe a work-shirt falling open just so...
>>4310206So he's ...that guy that all /co/ hates. You know the web comic artist that's just horrible and all threads of him get spammed with Carnival or whatever.His name escapes me
>>4310169OkayIt's not ready for release but I'll clean it up a little bit
>>4310206Less competition for the rest of us!
>>4310224Now that I actually was quick enough, there will be more variety, IF I'M FAST AGAIN.
>>4310193>>4310199>>4310217Railing against an artist on tublmr and using directly and deliberately incendiary language doesn't not equal criticism. It's a shitstirring, it's a dramafest. That's the motivation here.
>>4310234Tom Preston. Watch this to understand.>>4310199
>>4310234Andrew Dobson.>>4310199
>>4310234Preston?Or the CAD guy?
>>4310178Because that mindset is wrong, and him telling people that is wrong. There are probably up and coming artists looking at Jay for inspiration and with him saying, "It's my style, fuck it, I don't need to learn anything" gets reflected onto those who follow him.
>>4310252only the criticism that was put tword him, and that he simply dismissed because "its his style" was very fair and hardly incendiary. that was what tess was responding too and that is what we are talking about.
>>4310188>misrepresenting againThat's not what he's arguing at all
Artist drama is interesting...I hate being just an observer, but there is little I can do nor much clout to convince me its worth getting involved. Although there are times where I'd love to encounter these artist in a con and get into a real tussle.
>>4310248But... that thread was already marked yesterday!
>>4310252Yeah, that sounds like how Jay would interpret the situation.Jay pls go.
>>4310206If there's one thing in this fandom I hate, it's people liking things that I don't like.
>>4310252No, it's an artist receiving criticism, dismissing it, and another artist telling him why his dismissal is wrong. That's all. Anything else is just you being butthurt about your favorite furry artist receiving anything but adoration.
>>4310260>There are probably up and coming artists looking at Jay for inspiration and with him saying, "It's my style, fuck it, I don't need to learn anything" gets reflected onto those who follow him.It's not his fucking DUTY to cultivate the next generation of artists. If the guy wants to draw like shit and ignore criticism, as he has so readily proven himself to be inclined towards in the past, just fucking let him do his thing.
>>4310301I don't think it was...Either way, it was a FUCKING FAILURE.
>>4310338It's called unintended consequences. Just because that's not his duty doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
>>4310338But he has a lot of fans.And those fans will look to him for advice and inspiration.And if he tells people to ignore criticism because "it's my style".Someone needs to tell him he's wrong.
>>4310386you're sounding jealous
>>4310338>It's not his fucking DUTY to cultivate the next generation of artists. no but its a dickish thing to do. Its like having a math teacher that teaches you that 1+1=4 and then sending a class of 20+ people into the world with that in mind.
>>4310343are you retardedhttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp4290115.html
Does anyone want me to make a new thread? Because I'm going to if that one doesn't get marked.
>>4310438Just wait.
>>4310438Eh, there's nothing really wrong with it and everyone's mostly there anyway.
>>4310364> it doesn't happen.And it's neither his responsibility to change what he does to ensure it doesn't, nor Tess's to try to convince him to change what he does so it doesn't happen.>>4310386It's not his duty to cultivate the next generation of artists. He doesn't have the responsibility to teach people how to handle criticism. He's a guy who draws shit for the internet.If people are so ready to look at him and accept his model of feedback intake, then they are already have problems.>>4310413No, it's not. He's not a "teacher" nor has ever claimed to be. He doesn't get paid to teach people art. It's not his responsibility to teach people.
>>4310462Again you're mistaking "duty" for what we're talking about, which is "something you should do if you're not a selfish prick".
>>4310507If anyone is the "selfish prick" in this scenario, I believe it's the people who are demanding he change how he draws in order to prevent an imaginary blight from occurring among the imaginary artists who model themselves after little miss fucking jay.
>>4310578people arent demanding he change, they are saying he should either learn to draw better or acknowledge that he doesn't want to. By dragging professional artists into this he misses the reason why they are good at what they do and why he keeps getting criticism for it.
>>4310578It's the "think of the children" argument.A logical fallacy.
