My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>4290115BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES, BITCH
Tired.Need sleep.Which pony is good for this?
>>4295389It begins!
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3D is a gimmick
>rape
i don't think i'm going to color itmaybe next picture
>>4295423This got old a long time ago Anon.It's time to let go.
>>4295422>tfw pirating 3d porn and watching it on your monitor.
mlpg is just as bad as /b/read
>>4295420
Are we chill this thread?
>>4295471no go away faggot
>>4295471Nigga I'm always chill.Hell I have a 12k BTU ac goin right the fuck now.
Which pony would enjoy laying across your lap ans you gently rub her back?
>>4295457I don't care what you think. If /b/read and MLPG keep to themselves then there is no problem
>>4295414
>>4295486Treekicker.My answer to everything.
Twilight is a very shirty pony
>>4295471I'm ice cold
>>4295478this is why drawfags leave
>>4295471I'm always chill. After things I've been through my chill levels will forever remain at liquid hydrogen levels
>>4295471>Daftykins posts>always imagine him roaring into the thread on a unicycle with a Harley-Davidson Engine, firing a Skorpion into the air with each hand and screaming his posts at the top of his lungs with a voice like Bozo the Clown on a Coke and Speed bender in the middle of Detroit>"ARE WE CHILL THIS THREAD?!??!!"
>>4295486The purple one
>>4295495I CANT HEAR YAI SAY WHATS COOLA, THEN BEIN COOL
>>4295494What a silly pony!
>>4295497No it isn't
>>4295494No no no TwilightShirt goes on the front, pants go on the back. You're all side ways you silly pony
>>4295497he's not a drawfag though. just your typical shitposting namefag.and no, the garbage he draws is not art at all.
>>4295377you'd approach her, thinking that even in her primal state, of course she'd still remember you. she loves you.you'd call out to her. and she'd turn, maw coated in blood, a sheep carcass in hand. she'd rear up to her full height and let out a blood-curdling howl, and she'd start to advance on you.and then she'd stop. you'd see something in her eyes; for a heartbeat, the animal goes away. for a heartbeat, she's herself again. and she sees what she was about to do, and she'd be disgusted with herself. so she'd turn around, and run away from you as fast as she could, because she knows what she'll do if she doesn't: she'll kill you.the question is, would she be able to face you the night after? or would she try to protect you by running, knowing that she can't keep it a secret from you any longer, knowing that you'd just try to help and get hurt, or worse, turned just like her?>>4295393brother, she WAS a Druid. until one of those little rituals to Nodens, Celtic god of healing, the sea, hunting, and dogs, went a little too well.
post some good anthro
This drawfag doesn't know what he's doing with his life.
I can't fap to this
>>4295471I invented Chill Fusion.But I never told a soul.
>>4295525>good>anthroI...what?
>>4295486Applepone
le chill rite guise so fahny xD
>>4295523>the question is, would she be able to face you the night after? or would she try to protect you by running, knowing that she can't keep it a secret from you any longer, knowing that you'd just try to help and get hurt, or worse, turned just like her?If that were to happen, I'd run after her. To the ends of the Earth.
>>4295523Don't intersect your headcanon with mine, you furry.
>>4295502>The mob turns away from the guy they're mercilessly beating to yell "Yeah! We chill"
Applejack spread out on your bedshe has her mane undone
>>4295541There's a shewolf in your closet
>>4295535You are the worst poster here.
>>4295420Pony or Die results when
>>4295545>UndonefuckCan I do it back up?
>>4295545kill that thing before it lays eggs
>>4295525
>>4295546Fuck you there is ajiosn,.z."kbvhgxcvxzsdd cpk,.
>>4295493>>4295534She does work hard all day.I bet as soon as you start rubbing her taught back muscles she'll melt like sugar in the rain. Unknotting her hard back, making her very relaxed and sleepy
>>4295530>that filename
>>4295498>>4295497>>4295495>>4295480That's always ice to hear.I made this the other day and decided it needed some things to be added.gib feedback pls
>>4295545That time already ?
>>4295412>>4295449>>4295433>she's a little nervy at first, tensing up when you first touch her back with a squeak of surprise>but as you start to work, slowly warming and massaging out the numerous knots in her back, she starts to relax, her head rolling to one side as she makes a contented little hum
>>4295545>Applejack with her mane downhow cute
>>4295523I'd be willing to become a beast if it meant being together with her.
RUN APPLE HORSE RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>4295565first of all stop calling yourself daftles you pile of shit
>>4295522>shitposting>only posts once in a blue moon to post artyeah nah
>>4295539what would you do when Gilda came a-calling?Fluttershy's a scared girl trying to run away from herself. you're an average guy trying to catch the woman you love.neither of which should prove very difficult to track. at least, not for a werewolf hunter.
>>4295565Im afraid I may not get the reference in that pic, if there is oneOtherwise looks neat. I like when artists do their own thing but at the same time put some life into it.
>>4295579
>>4295556that rarity makes me hard as diamondand I usually hate anthro
>>4295567"See, isn't this nice ? You have to be willing to let me spoil you more."
>>4295597
>>4295597>>4295556where can i find this artistmy google-fu is weak
>>4295556>>4295597>you will never reach up to her while you sit in your chair or on the couch and gently pull her into your lap>she will never feign annoyance at how forward you are, before putting her arms around your neck and getting comfortable
>>4295605>"mmm... i should... could you press harder, please?"
>>4295618http://voxix.tumblr.com/
>>4295614
>>4295605>"Mm-hm~"
>>4295623"Of course, tell me if I'm being too hard."
>>4295556>that tight area where the stockings endwhy do I find that shit so hot
>>4295630>Her eyes are closed, and she smiles gently, dreamily.>"Mm-hmm...~"
>>4295622UNFproceed.
Did someone say pony waifu?
>>4295638absolute territory
>>4295638Because those are the legs of a healthy, beautiful woman.
>>4295622If she didn't want it, she wouldn't have worn that outfit.
>>4295645is that what ya call it?I just love when close are just a little tight to cause that effect. oh baby>>4295647I do love my women curvy
>>4295630>"nnph-- ah! too hard!">"but... don't stop."
>>4295652>"Really now, darling, you make me sound like some sort of lady-of-the-night...!">she snuggles closer to you, all feminine softness in your hands, her derriere plush and warm against your lap
>>4295644>Katawa PoniesThat's terrible
>>4295622>you feel her marshmallowy breasts press up against your chest>her piercing blue eyes gaze into yours, her face hovering mere inches away from yours>"Next time a little warning would be nice, darling~"
get mad you losehttp://www.tumblr.com/tagged/cisscum
>>4295644See, you gave me a pony wiafu, but it's obviously damaged...As you can see, it's missing parts here and here, and don't even get me started on the emotional damage this can do to even a good quality wiafu.3/10 it's the best I can do.
>>4295666>you will never ride a sparklebo
>>4295660"I didn't know you liked it rough"
>>4295622>her and Thickity competing for your attention>they're both annoyed that you were even the slightest interested in the other, because CLEARLY they're far superior
>>4295668>"You know what that outfit does to me, ma cher...! I can hardly control myself around a woman so beautiful."
shit guysI'm happy for the first time in like a monthI love you fags
>>4295681>she squeaks in surprise at the bawdy joke before laughing nervously, reaching up to playfully tap her fingertips against your cheek>being unable to see you, she misses, her arm waving about while she feels around for you.
>>4295666WAHAHAHA~
>>4295661Ah, but she is my lady-of-the-night.
>>4295666that one pic of the blind pone with the tea isnt so bad.
>>4295694WE'RE BACK FUCKERSWE STARTED TO SINK, WE STARTED BAILINGCAN'T SINK THIS SHIP
>>4295711
>>4295714YES
>>4295721yeah that one. Even without knowing the source material it is pretty neat.
>>4295716>uncoloredcome on pathetic non-cis subhumans.
>>4295698She's going have to do better to touch me unless she wants to hear more jokes.
>>4295689>she gives a sultry chuckle as one of her hands wanders down to your groin, idly brushing the tips of her fingers against the tent pitched in your jeans>"I can see that."
>>4295716Being a white guy, I never really felt like I ever had the upper hand. Sure, I've always been the teacher's pet and all that, but none of it ever had to do with my whiteness or masculinity (of which I actually have very little). These people are pathetic.
>>4295730I want more art like that. I want to fap to dragons. How and where do
>>4295716>tumblr
>>4295744Go to fchan, you fucking furry.
>>4295744>>>/v/
>>4295749
>>4295716>>4295672Have you examined your privilege recently?
>>4295716Fucking bigots.
>>4295743Where as I, being a white male with both the body and equally manly facial hair, have found no problems feeling like the entire world is but a delicate flower in my hand, something to be nurtured, and fed.And also something to be protected against all those who would dare harm it.A gentleman never lets a delicate flower get harmed you see.
>>4295755Every single day, you?
>>4295662I hope that panty cosplayer is as true to her character as that stocking cosplayer.
>>4295755oh god, my sidesIf one of those abominations actau;;y asked me that with a straight fave, I'm not sure what the the best way to react is. I want to punch then, prove them wrong, laugh at them, or just ignore them
>>4295755examined and enjoyed it. checked it, never. i swing it around just like my dick.
>>4295776>joking about violence against those he disagrees withtypical white male.
>>4295776
>>4295774Nekos is true to anyone or anything if you pay her enough.
>>4295706>she smiles that divinely-feminine smile, her eyes half-lidded.>"You make us sound like something out of a filme-noire with Humphrey Bogart...">she giggles canorously and leans in to give you a peck on the forehead.>"You know, my love, you would have looked simply stunning in a pinstriped suit... a nice double-breasted number, a button-down shirt with suspenders...">She reaches up to tussle your hair, her full, round breasts shaking enticingly from the motion of it.>she had to have worn that outfit for you tonight - it clings to her in all the right ways, accenting her delicious figure perfectly.>"...and maybe a newsboy cap, or a fedora - a PROPER one, not one of those Trilby hats they try to pass off as the real thing, because those look just GHASTLY..."
>>4295792>>4295672>>4295716>cisgenderThis has to be the stupidest concept we've ever come up with as a species. Ever.
anything interesting happened lately?
>>4295802Hey is that Ponka Po?
>>4295800Just wait till they have parades.
>>4295800>>4295792>>4295784>>4295776why dont you say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>4295802>playing some durk surls>drink an estus flask>read it as estrus flaskOh god I spend way too much time here.
>>4295802i'm working at a haunted house. how about you, pink horse?
>>4295800I can't believe we have "gender scholars".
>>4295789While were speaking of clothes, how can I talk her out of her's ?
>>4295811I did the exact same thing.
>>4295811>You will never carry a flask of your favorite mare's estrus juice
>>4295811The transformation is almost complete
>>4295810I wish, I really do
Oh god, story idea. Someone tell me if this has been done already.Okay, so Derpy's in town, and some colt runs into her; I'm envisioning Caramel, beta as fuck Caramel. He bumps into her at a bakery or something, and she smiles at him - he's nervous, but he gets to talking to her - she seems a little slow and dopey, but seems to like him, so he clumsily invites her over. they go back to his place, and over the course of coffee or whatever he realizes that Derpy isn't just dumb, but full-blown retarded. He's about to let her go, when he notices things about her, like her wings, or the curve of her flank, and starts to get turned on - he tries to ignore the impulses, but Derpy, despite her simplicity, notices, and begins to clumsily make advances towards him - the rest of their encounter is an internal struggle, Caramel loathing himself for what he sees as taking advantage of a retarded girl, and Derpy engaging in something she probably doesn't fully understand - they fuck, but Derpy starts to try and dissuade him, uncomfortable with the progression of events - by this point Caramel's already too far invested, and he proceeds regardless, effectively raping the earlier trusting simple-minded pegasus while she gazes at him through a haze of tears, confused as to why someone she thought was her new friend was hurting her. Caramel eventually finishes, cumming inside her guiltily, before apologizing and showing her out. Derpy doesn't say anything to anyone, because she lacks the capacity to do so cohesively, and Caramel spends the night with a bottle of whiskey, head in his hooves at what he's left to live with in his mind, the thought of what he's done haunting him for the rest of his days.
>>4295817>talk her out of her clothesbut why would you want to do that? she only looks even better in those stockings, in that dress.
>>4295807no its pinky pie idiot
Stardust is over now. I didn't get a whole lot of uptakes on that one but I suppose that's because it's an inconvenient time for most people.Final showing until later today is Party of One, if you're in the mood for watching horse show.http://www.livestream.com/wjrelaxationstation
>>4295824I think that has been done almost fucking exactly.In fact I think it was caramel too.
>>4295824>Beta Caramel>Retarded Derpy not understanding what sex is and being raped for itYes. It's been done.
RarishyAppledashTwinkieTrixiexGildaSpikexDiscord
>>429582411/10 best OC I have ever seen in my life.Someone publish this shit and send it to EQD.
>>4295834You sure I thought it was Bake-it Becky
>>4295833Oh I know, I just like making her blush.
>>4295842
>>4295824>wall of text
>>4295824Sounds sort of like the Twilight chapter in Rarity's Generous Plan.
>>4295843>implying OC
>>4295859Dude this is a worksafe boardGet that shit out of here
>>4295859>Not Swiffer x Cokereported
>>4295854I knew Tozac had probably beaten me to the punch...Bah.
>>4295824This is just copypasted from an old General. We were talking about it just last night you dumbasses.
>>4295842>No Twidash
>>4295863>Doesn't know Original Content when it hits him in the face.
>>4295865>Putting your Swiffer in the fridge.
>>4295867For not having anything against me you sure were a raging dick for no apparent reason. It's cool that you're being all civil now, but I'm taking the point that it's not worth talking about much with you in the future if you think that>all content is meanlinglessand>emotional reaction /=/ attempt at deeper meaning
>>4295817>>4295833>>4295847>she thrusts out her chest for just a moment, pressing her soft, thick cleavage into your face and leaving the scent of her perfume in your nose, before leaning down with a sultry smile.>"You don't just 'talk a lady out of her clothes' - you'll have to be a little more creative than that, darling~"
>>4295880"/=/" != "!="
>>4295789bet she'd pull off the Marilyn Monroe look pretty well tooany outfit she touches turns to raw sex-appeal
>>4295886>/b/read ponyhuh, that's a first
>>4295824 I once had an dumb idea for a fic too. Basically Fluttershy leaves Ponyville after Mac and Cheerilee get married and have kids, because she cannot bear being around anymore. Years later, she returns for Mac's funeral, only to be reunited with everyone, including Mac's son whom she used to babysit and who had a huge crush on her. He looks almost like Mac.Well, they're both grief-stricken and confused and end up doing it. They try to keep it a secret, and decide it was a mistake, though both kinda wanna be together. Fluttershy ends up pregnant and dies while giving birth. Mac's son leaves Ponyville with the foal, as he's become an outcast.
>>4295886>>4295891Why is she colored the same as Marker Pony?
Anyone wanna recommend me a pairing to write another silly fapfic about?Already done:LyraxCheerileeSpikexRarityRainbow DashxAnonTwilightxAnon
What's MLPG listening to right now?all day errydayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FXeupOp04
>>4295886>talk about ponies instead
>>4295880Can we all cool our jets and just chill again, gentlemen?
>>4295895This is copypasta, right?Right?
>>4295901Because someone decided that /b/read and MLPG were OTP.
throws up
>>4295895If you were telling me that story in person, I would have slapped you once you got to Mac's son whom she used to babysit and who had a huge crush on her.
>>4295901They are the same pony.MLPG is as bad as the /b/read.
>>4295902Mac x Shining Armor
>>4295890>she does the "Happy Birthday Mr President" thing for your birthday
>>4295912>Implying it isn't
>>4295903oh boy time for dozens of youtube hyperlinks no one listens to anyway
>>4295916not dissu shit again
>>4295916/b/read pls go.
>>4295912>MT>She wanted the General to have an authentic nigga moment.
>>4295882wouldn't be any fun if it was that easykiss her
>>4295929But I'm white.
>>4295917MAC IS A GIGALO WHO SHINING ARMOR IS A HUGE FAN OF AND THEY FUCK FIRST SHINING ARMOR ON THE BOTTOM BUT THEN MAC ON THE BOTTOM AND MAC FALLS IN LOVING WITH GETTING FUDGEPACKED AND IS A BOTTOM FOR THE REST OF HIS DAYS ALSO MAKE IT IN CHARACTER
Finished at Dragoncon. Lot's of bronies. Way more Than I expected. The worst one was some land whale pinkie pie with 2other people cosplaying as home stuck characters, and her shirt just said in bold letters "READ FANFICTION"Thank god I was drunk enough to tell her that her shirt was terrible.
>>4295929>You will never go to a convention with a significant mlpg presence>You and your anon buddies will never witness a brony nigga moment as one brony scuffs another's custom shoes
I just shot and killed a man who was stumbling around in my backyard. I live in the woods. Do I call the cops or bury the body and pretend nothing happened.
>>4295917Okay. I'm on it. If you leave before it's done you can read it later at http://pastebin.com/u/SimonBelmont
>>4295937That blog, man... So not in character
>>4295882A little game, perhaps ?
>>4295929Oh implying I'm not always starting something silly.
>>4295942Now that you've told the internet about it you might as well call the cops
>>4295937ckise
>>4295940>COMPLETE>FUCKING>DISASTER
>>4295942Call the cops.Tell them you thought he was a badger.
>>4295924I would listen to them if each one didnt make me cringe when I read the link.There were people posting dubstep earlier. Non-ironically.I was speechless.
>>4295940>But allow us to give you a simulation on how it would go down.Get yo kids out of the room, shit is about to get real.
>>4295945Not according to Braeburned
>>4295934that's no excuse.
>>4295962I didn't say I don't like black girls.I just don't have to have a nigga moment.
>>4295940WATCH WERE YOU WALKING NIGGA
>>4295958>How can people enjoy shit I don't like>I am appalled
>>4295968Than have a cracka moment instead.
>>4295960I don't actually mind him or his art.he doesn't seem to take it too seriously.
>>4295979>Not a wigga moment.
no, okay, we can still salvage the chill, my brothers.talk about your favorite viydjamagaymes and how they may be improved upon with the inclusion of ponies.
>>4295970Once dubstep gets to a point where it actually sounds like music I wont shit on it anymore.
>>4295959>Flutterfag doesn't get any hits in
>>4295998Counter-Strike would be awesome if it were Pegasus vs Griffons and everyone could fly
ass worship
>>4295998Well I found Applejack in GW2. THat made me smile. Does that count?Also my cleric on Aion ended up looking like a humanized Rarity and didnt realize it til I bought red glasses.
>>4295931>she leans in to the kiss, and you can feel her face getting warmer, before she puts her hands on your shoulders, holding you back while she pulls away with a smile, a lock of her hair falling across her face.>>4295947>she levels a gaze at you, her little smile holding enormous sexual charge.>"And what sort of 'game' would that be, hmm?"
>>4296000It's true to the show.
>>4295942Shoot yourself.
>>4296009Only second to foot worship
>>4295999>I don't like this music>Therefore it's not music>Only my opinions are valid>Everyone else is just ignorant to the truth
MIND CONTROL FETISHES GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR ALREADY
>>4296019especially Celestia's.especially when she wears toe-rings and anklets (NOT PICTURED HERE).especially when it's one of those wrap-around anklets in the shape of a dragon or a snake or something (ALSO NOT PICTURED HERE).
>>4295942First you kill a bear.Shoot it in the head at close range, this is important.Drag the bear to the mans body and wipe it clean of your prints, and DNA.Place the gun in the bears paw.Call the cops, and tell them you heard two gunshots.
>>4295999The problem is that you expect to be able to sit down by yourself and listen to it expecting something that you can search for meaning in and criticize through-and-through.No, dubstep is just shit that you dance to or shit that you put in the stereo when you're speeding down the highway with your bros.
>>4295942If serious - call the copsIf trolling - fuck the bulletholes, post pics with timestamp, etc.
>>4296020>actively defending wubstepIt's all toilet sounds.
>>4296024>You will never have the chance to spend your life as the happy servant to a powerful unicorn
>>4296013Any game of the lady's choosing, I'm confidant I can overcome her in any challenge.
>>4296024ah now, mind CONTROL, or mind BREAK?big difference.
>>4295998Dwarf Fortress set in Equestria
>>4296035>gosh dernit i just dont understand all this newfangled music, it's all toilet sounds i tells yah
>>4295942If possible, check for any identification to see if he would be missed enough by anyone for the cops to make a search. Depending on your state you may wish to plant a weapon on the body and claim he was coming at you. Bonus points if you claim he was drunk and it passes through on an autopsy. Alternatively, remove all teeth/fingers/identifying parts and chop the body into separate pieces. Bury them in small graves a good distance away from your residence.
>>4296025Man, what I wouldn't give to kiss and suck on her toes while licking around her toe rings.
>>4296048
>>4296051>GIVE OUR COMMERCIALS THE WUB-WUB MUSIC, THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS LISTEN TO, I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT
>>4296048>come home from a day at work>Beardy Human sits on your mailbox, nursing an ale>your house is in flames>he hit a lava vein while he was digging, but he saved everything important before the blaze consumed the house.>the wine, mead and ale casks
>>4296025I wonder how it would feel if I were to run her rings along her toes with my teeth.
>>4296035There's good dubstep, you just nned to actually look. Hell, go ask /mu/, if they're not trolling you with Skrillex, someone'll point you in the right direction
>>4296010I found a camp name Fort Cadence and its litter with undead.
>>4296064Silkie.
>>4296030>you put in the stereo when you're speeding down the highway with your bros>dubstep>not Eurobeatget a load of this guy
>>4296047Mind controlHow about one of the numerous options we have IN THE VERY SHOW ITSELF1. Someone fucking up a want it need it spell2. Magic love poison that causes two ponies to fall in love and forget about all other duties3. Cadence using her love magic with unintended results resultsall of these tickle my fetishes and no one has done much with them and it annoys me
>>4296067Did they...bump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQ27Hu8ix0 the night?
>>4296064>go ask /mu/
>>4296064>theres good dubstepfor the first minute or two but then the "Drop" happens and it turns to shit.I actually turn it into a game to guess how far in the song will be ruined.
>>4296076I know your pain man
>>4296072I tried that believe it or not.Eurobeat sounds like it'd be great for setting a fun atmosphere or something, right? But no, it's just awkward and not strong enough. >Woops, sorry guys. That's what I get for letting my sister download... her music... into my phone?
>>4296030>shit that you put in the stereo when you're speeding down the highway with your bros.I just use Gangam Style on loop for that. Am I weird?
>>4296083>He thinks all dubstep has drops
>>4296058>>4296062would you also like her to give you a footjob once you had satisfied her ego? would the dual sensations all that cold metal and warm flesh feel good?if not, i suppose she could always give you a hairjob.
>>4296095WHERE'S THE DROP SKRILLEX?YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A DROP.0/10 WOULD NOT WUB AGAIN.
>>4296090>not using the Initial D soundtrack and that one parody song from Lucky Star for all driving music
>>4296090>apologizing>for playing Eurobeat>in your own carNigga...bet you didnt even drift
>>4296095its p gud but weres da drop? lol
>>4296090>Not adjusting your mirror on them.>Not looking at them as the beat hits.>Not forcing them to love it, as you stare at them and steer by scream alone.
>>4296100I dunno, man. Something about getting a footjob from a princess just don't seem right. I'd rather just wait until she was done with me and then masturbate to the thought later.That's weird, right?
>>4296111not at all. at least you have a sense of propriety. so rare in these times. but, at least allow her to give you a kiss. surely, you deserve that much.>you can see a brilliant, sudden flash of light when she parts her lips
>>4296100If my princess wishes to touch me with her beautiful feet, who am I to object ?
>>4296100>implying you deserve it
>>4296040>she raises a perfectly-formed eyebrow.>"Oh, I might have an idea or two...~">she gets up, telling you to wait, while she goes into the other room, returning a moment later with something behind her back.>"Now, the rules to this game are, no touching anything covered by cloth, and no undressing.">she holds up the object with a flourish.>It's an egg-timer.>"And there's a time-limit."
>>4296136I'm assuming there's more to this little game ?
>>4296150You have apparently 10 minutes to cook her eggs before she touches your unclothed body.
>>4296136and if I win?there will be a lot less covered by cloth.
pornfags pls go
>>4296150>nothing covered by clothAssuming we're going with the first pic, that means her face, neck, cleavage, shoulders, hands, and the space between her skirt and stockings.You have one minute to go wild on those spots, without undressing her, or yourself.
>>4296164So would you rather have an empty thread then?We're not fast enough to be a proper morning thread, and we don't really have any drama to get upset about either
>>4296164RCH please
>>4296161>She laughs that dulcet laugh again as she cranks the timer up to one minute, and sets it down.>"that depends on how fast you are, darling~."
>>4296164boringfags pls stayyou're our anchor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsG9HiKcPM0
SOMEBODY HELPNATURAL SELECTION IS STILL TARGETING MY FAMILY
>>4296181kiss herkiss her long, and kiss her hardlet your tongue fool aroundstroke her cheekrun your fingers through her hair
>>4296171Wh- just because I won't write it doesn't mean I wont fucking read it!
>>4296188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>4296191>oh no im broke againHow long until he begs for money once more
>>4296191>tfw you pay little to no attention to your transaction history
>>4296181How about a nice shoulder rub to start ?
>>4296195There's more space to have fun with than just her lips, darling~ Tick-tock.
>>4296208I wish I were brony famous. Think of all the monies. Unfortunately I have taste and dignity.
>>4296191>Bronies in charge of their money.In all honesty, I think the scammers would be more responsible with it.
>>4296215Oh, you're not planning on just doing that for a whole minute, are you? Tick-tock.
>>4296216Tell her that unfortunately you don't find horses attractive because pone isn't for sexually, and then put that egg timer to use and make her a boiled egg
>>4296191What kind of a fucking moron is this guy?
>>4296227A big one.
>>4296226>Horses eating eggs.Give her a carrot, asshole.
>>4296226>you don't find horses attractiveSometimes you make me feel weird for being attracted to horses, /co/.
>>4296231>Momma approved.
>>4296227>bronies
>>4296223>Boiling an egg for a minute.They are going to be runny!
>>4296235When is that ever not weird?
>>4296191I weep for our youth
>>4296223Oh of course not, perhaps it's time to move to the hips and inner thighs.
>>4296227He's going to sue Funcom because they didn't warn him that thieves try to steal money from him?
>>4296232But Rarity made some great eggs before.>>4296235Its not like its a bad thing, internet wise.
>>4296223nibble on her neckI bet she'd like that
>>4296223Is she a pony or a human?
>>4296254she's anthro
>>4296254>>>4295556
>>4296216clearly, we should kiss her neck and run our hands over her upper thighs. we should reach around and pull on her tail. we should bite the exposed flesh of her breasts and trace the outline of her panties with our fingers.maybe we should give her cutie mark a small smack or two, too.
>>4296223Rub her thighs!
>>4296255
>>4296248>tfw I could make eggs that Rarity would love.>Thankfully they are not scrambled...Apparently I fail when egg becomes on mass of eggyness.
>>4296258>>4296255aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
C'mon kids.Let's go home and cut ourselves.
I've waited here for oh, so longSo please don't tell me that I'm wrongTo want a friend, someone to careA person with whom I can shareAll the funny jokes I knowAnd all the sights I have to showI know all kinds of super secretsAnd I can pluck the threads of timeI can count up to a thousandI can laugh and dance and rhymeI can be your new best friendI can break the veil of tearsI make the world's best shadow puppetsI've practiced them for years and yearsI know stories I could tellAnd I can write in secret codeI've got a bunny for a petI once made apples à la modeI've got it all, I can read mindsAnd I can perform magic tricksAnd if you just don't like this worldWe'll try again and see what sticksI'm everything you've ever wantedAnd I'm stuck here, and so are youAnd we could have eternityto do just what we want to doSo pleasewon't you bemyfriend?
>>4296274nah. why don't we get drunk and screw?
>>4296274Nanaki pls
>>4296277
>>4296271Don't fight it Anon, just give in
>>4296277do you mind?we're talking about anthro Rarity here
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/48604/I cannot believe I am only now reading this, I love this portrayal of Dash. she's like that chick from Deepthroat
>>4296277Man, when I opened that, I thought for sure it was gonna be a gif and I was about to shit my pantsBut it wasn't.
>>4296292>not shitting yourself
>>4296289>My Little Pony is TM & © 2012 Hasbro. This is a non-profit work of fan-fiction. No ownership of IP is implied.Why do people always feel the need to put these disclaimers in whenever they make fan work?They're literally pointless.
>>4296279We're not all scottish
>>4296284We Furry now?
>>4296246>>4296250>>4296264>"OoooOooh~!">>4296260>She gasps in surprise when you pick up the pace and nip gently at her soft, white breasts, involuntarily thrusting her assets toward you again.>she tenses, gasping with a smile when you tug on her tail, and your fingers trace a thin-line dance while you make sure your hands don't touch the cloth of her underwear or her skirt.>her face flushes red, and you feel her growing hotter.>"T-tick tock, darling... you don't have much time l--">about this time, you smack her cutie-mark, the sound ringing through the room, and leaving her thigh jiggling just slightly.>"--ah!"
>>4296277This sounds familiar, what's the poem from?
>>153541648
>>4296294I like it when it says copyright Lauren Faust.Like she owns any of it at all.
Hot steamy erotic fanfiction finished.http://pastebin.com/66RFZ6HsI'm not gonna lie, this isn't my best story. I was excited at first, but then I just kinda lost my mojo.
>>4296294I agree. In all honesty when have you even heard of some fanfiction being stolen or being prosecuted because of copyright laws?
>>4296305>going to /v/
>You know what else is a circlejerk? Calling other circlejerks circlejerks.hold me, Im dying
>>4296300Rub her cutie mark! Massage the fucking thing! Lick her thighs as far up as we can go!
>>4296279Okay. Can you fuck me, SB? I don't really like alcohol, can we just skip that?
>>4296316Oh fuck, i just came from /v/, they're being especially shitty tonight. It's usually tolerable but holyshit...
>>4296300Sensitive spot, eh ?
>>4296323Kojima pls
>>4296300turn that pale posterior pink
>>4296323jesus that's what cam shea looks like?ign is the worst place ever
>>4296313>>4296308Actually, you know what boils my piss even more?>No copyright infringement intended.BECAUSE HEY GUESS WHAT DUMBASS, YOU STILL FUCKING INFRINGED! IF YOU DIDN'T INTEND TO INFRINGE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING UPLOADED IT YOU FUCKKCKCKFIKY VTIDRGTVTEIFGHDIGDIFOk I'm done now. That was very cathartic.
>>4296312>"Why shucks, I sure could go for a horse cock right now."It's like he's saying what we're all thinking
>>4296301>This sounds familiar, what's the poem from?William Murdoch
So did we remember to pay the long arm guards and feed the magical finger breaking ants tonight MLPG?
>>4296300>she tenses, gasping with a smile when you tug on her tail,I love it when it ponyfics do that, it's really cute and sexy
>>4296346Reu lost control of the ants but the long-armed man is taking ant payments
>>4296341
>>4296313Bronies and fandoms in general have a really warped view of copyright and ownership. It reminds me of that one phase some of us went through in primary school when me and some other kids put © symbols on our drawings so other kids couldn't copy them.
>>4296337he looks like a swagman
>>4296294>what is respect
>>4296300now, for the finale, reach under her and grab her exposed ass with both hands, then squeeze. use her body weight to pull her into us, and lock lips in one final, passionate (and very French) embrace. as we pull away, make sure she feels our fiery-hot breath on her face, and we, hers on ours.
>>4296356>Me and some friendsExcuse me? I don't believe I understand what you're saying?
>>4296354Maybe we can compensate for the lack of any real payments with a cute picture or some clopfics.Bouncer's love clopfics, or so I've heard.
>>4296376You should stop fantasizing about little lost boys.
>>4296359You're missing the point. That disclaimer is already on FiMFiction at the bottom:>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Copyright © 2012 Hasbro
>>4296376You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do
>>4296376you lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.
why aren't you playing your lyre?
>>4296380Bouncers love music too!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRgSHIT LET HIM HEAR THIS SHIT, ITS THE SONG OF HIS PEO-OH FUCK WHAT DID IT JUST DO TO HIS FACE.SHIT, WE CAN FIX TH- HOLT SHIT HES A SKELETON!WE WERE TRICKED ALL ALONG!
>>4296391I could, I guessI'm really bad at it and I don't know how to actually play any songs though
>>4296402>>4296415Tick tock tick tock.
>>4296289>Read first paragraph>CloseCelestia is disgustingly out of character in this story.
>>4296393I don't know what I just watched, but I know have a boner.Fuck you.Chubby animated women. What can I say?
>>4296397dude I just googled 'song to play on lyre' and saw some cool shit come on man
>>4296420fair enough. second chapter is where everything is anyway
why is someone avatarfagging as rain man?
>>4296321>you swear you hear her growl just a little as you attack her cutie mark, kneading the soft flesh of her upper thigh and just below her buttock, and when she's just gotten used to the sensation, giving her another light slap on the ass.>she gasps in surprise when you push her down onto the couch and spend a heated few moments running your tongue and sprinkling light kisses along the exposed flesh of her thighs, just above her stockings, enjoying the scent of her perfumes.>meanwhile you intertwine your fingers with hers, savoring the smoothness of her hands, her perfectly-manicured nails, bringing one to your lips every so often.>You're trying to keep up a good, quick-enough-to-be-intense-and-enticing-all-in-one pace, but not so fast that she doesn't enjoy it.>she grows still warmer, flushed with arousal, her gasps and "ooh~!"s coming faster, and higher.>finally, you sit up, and putting your hands to her cutie marks again, pull her up and on to you, changing positions with one smooth movement.>her weight comes on to you, feminine softness and hard, hot arousal, as she presses herself closer to you, panting slightly.>you run your hands up to her shoulders, snaking one around her back and pulling her closer, the other going up to her cheek, before you capture her lips with yours.>she leans in eagerly, her mussed hair's wildness matching that of the fire burning between you, her tongue slipping into your mouth, tasting you as you taste her.(Cont'd.)
>>4296423There is a berry punch version of her getting coated in the ooze.
>>4296435You mean Cpt. Hook? You're about as informed as I am.
>>4296441Post pls.
>>4296431Sorry, Captain, but a question...You see, this general is on a rather tight time constraint, and we were just wondering, well not we, but I...Do you have the time?
>>4296393
We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.
>>4296434>The last of the issues on the list was far less trifling, with none other than Luna herself listed as the complainant. Apparently, Rainbow Dash had purchased an enchanted crystal ball and gave it to Fluttershy as part a prank, against the advice of her mare-friend Pinkie Pie. The enchanted item in question would project an image of the ponies in the same room as the ball to a strikingly large screen that Dash had placed along the side of her house in Cloudsdale for all the residents therein to see. To be spied on mid-coitus had, to put it lightly, angered the Princess of the Night a great deal, to say nothing of furthering Fluttershy's social integration issues and bringing about countless complaints from Cloudsdale parents who had to explain the sight to their foals. Considering Princess Luna's status as a victim, it was far beyond the Cloudsdale government's jurisdiction. Luna abdicated herself on the grounds of personal investment – and at my own insistence – so I was left to pass judgment.>Socratic Tone Celestia>RainbowPie>LunaShy>Coitus>Independant CloudsdaleSighhhhh
why is someone avatarfagging as the graduate?
>>4296426Fine, I'll go playGeez
>not putting your avatars in the fridge
>>4296463okay that was pretty good
>>4296327>>4296333>>4296352>>4296365>>4296300>>4296436(cont'd)>she breathes heavily, moaning quietly, helplessly, into your lips.>it almost hurts, hearing that sound, knowing how she'll feel when you break away.>she pants heavily with a coo of dismay as you pull back, smiling confidently up at her as the timer goes off.>she catches her breath, breasts heaving as she lies on top of you. Her perfectly-styled hair falls in locks across her face, one lock stuck to her cheek with sweat, the visual serving to amplify the pure arousal all but roiling off of her now.>it's a long moment before she breaks the silence.>"Y-you win...!"
>>4296467>Walk the plankWait a minute. We're in our lifeboat. You own a pirate ship.HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PAST SECURITY
>>4296466>>4296466>Tick tock Tick tock
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4296397>>4296426>>4296467Where did you get a lyre? I want one.
>>4296475>Captain Hook got payed off by /mlp/ o take the general out.JUST THINK OF HAPPY THOUGHTS, GENERAL, WE CAN BEAT HIM!
>>4296481
>>4296474glad she liked itlet's see what we can do about all that cloth
>>4296481Sorry, I wasn't aware that the let Robin Willians act anymore.
>>4296491MAN THE BATTLE SHIPSBE PREPARED FOR A COUNTER ATTACK
I can't tell if we're being ironic anymore or not.
>>4296485Amazon is a hell of a drug
>>4296474And now to the victor go the spoils.
>>4296510Apparently you didn't win great facial hair, hook.
>>4296463how about a story with bg ponies, no personalityhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/31375/Judgement I like bitch Bonbon
Which of the main 6 is a virgin?
>>4296532>Dashie.Hook confirmed for shit in pony taste.
>>4296532>Impying DashNigga DYEWTS?
>>4296519you buy a lyre from a site for books?
>>4296539twilight and fluttershy
>>4296474>"i hope you don't mind if i collect my winnings now. i just don't have any patience for waiting periods, *darling*."
Pfthahahahaha when was this posted? Why did I miss it.
>>4296544Amazon has grown far beyond being "a site for books" dudePretty much anything you can buy you can get through amazon
>>4296532So tell me, Captain Hook...You a pinkiefag?
>>4296539all ponies are pure maidensexcept the cakes, they had dirty dirty sex. in the kitchen
>>4296551tripfags plz be quiet
>>4296551>>>4290885
>>4296556really now, If I don't have to join Amazon then fuck Ebay
>>4296553Fame, or infamy?Because I have yet to know a pony that can get eaten by a crocodile as many times as you.And we had the Crock Hunter.A pony the fans rooted for, even more than you, to get eaten by one.
AVATARINGFAGNIGNOGS PLS GO
>>4296553>more fame and popularity>fame and popularity>fame
>>4296495>>4296523>>4296550>she's a bit ahead of you on that one, yanking you up off the couch with surprising alacrity, a hand around your wrist, and the other around your belt, and pulling you toward the boudoir.>"It's n-not proper to keep the victor waiting for their reward, now is it?"
>>4296576Just report the faggot. Its preety much spam at this point and no ponies.
>>4296575He totally has his hook in the kitchen.He has a hard time with getting the baking right.The kitchen timers drive him bonkers.
>>4296551>tfw drawfag>tfw not good/famous enough to get Apple's attention.>tfw even Apple will never give YOU a comic where he offers you his friendship.
>>4296582pin her to the bed and take her clothes off with your TEETH
>>4296575We watch a show about cute ponies.You live in an eternal dimension where the only species of humans are Pirates and little boys.I do believe, you are the disgusting pile of shit Cpt.
>>4296587Speaking of spam, look who's back
>>4296592If we're ballin', we're slammin'.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AodNHAlJfQA&feature=plcp
>>4296582I would certainly hope so
>>4296482
>>4296619I could probably fap to this picture
>>4296619That's not true, Derpy. We love you.
WHERE THE PONIES ATI HEARD THERE WOULD BE PONIESALL I SEE IS SHITPOSTING
>>4296624Don't listen to this faggot.You're hideous and nobody likes you.
>>4296633FUCK YOU SHE HAS A HEART OF GOLD.
>>4296632It's cool man, we got poniesWhat kind of pony are you looking for?
>>4296600Now now Anon, we should be magnanimous victory. I don't think Rarity would appreciate us ruining her clothes. We give her time to undress and then we ravish her.
>>4296635BUT SHE HAS THE BRAIN SIZE OF A GRAPE
>>4296582we should lift up her skirt and caress those legs, feel them in motion as we walk. we should work our thumbs into her panties and start to ease them down. we should let her hold onto our neck as she falls into the bed, then lift her legs up to pull her panties off the rest of the way.then, i think we should work that shirt up off of her, slowly at first, running our hands along her ribs and taking a moment to appreciate how her breasts look when they're finally freed from the shirt and bounce free. once we've got her arms over her head, we should take the opportunity to push her onto her back and kiss her stomach and chest.
Man, those anti-bullying comics still crack me right the fuck up
>>4296650>the first threads were about a year ago
>>4296657You're fucking jokingAin't no way I've wasted that much of my life
>>4296629And surely the FBI would like to know how you escaped out of the mental hospital again. I thought Peter had a restraining order on you.
>>4296657>>4296650
>>4296657The first threads were almost TWO years ago
>>4296605Oh he suffered a hand loss.Please.We faced full on end of the world scenarios. Three times.You sit in a limbo with a kid who cannot age, you can't either.Guess what, our princess can't either. What do we do about it? Be thankful she and her sister keep the day and night in check.Oh, and fun fact, the sister, she tried to kill us.Is she in a cell?Is she a pirate?Nope, we just let it go and accepted her as a co-ruler again.Oh, and we may have defeated her with some sort of super weapon thing the local clique in town uses...or something.
Mfw I WILL be rich enough to afford one of these one day.
mane what is the newest image you've added to your dump?
>>4296673You could probably DIY one yourself for not that much, maybe even do one better.I want a giant pod to climb into.
>Know that this thread is full of spam and shitposting>stay on it anyways
>>4296683i'll answer when it gets posted
>>4296700Have you ever said why you're doing this?
>>4296704He got mad that Ikaspammer got a lot of positive attention for what he did and attempted to do the same, only he's a faggot
I can't wait for Braeburn to return and hook up with little strongheart
>>4296699>We still haven't told him about the spiny young mare with her magical assistant.You are just being mean now, guys.
>>4296704no though i'm sure anon will see fit to answer for medon't believe all the bullshit, the media lies
>>4296698I'm browsing my home boards while checking in every now and again to see if it passed over.Why don't you get with the program?
>>4296698it was a good thread. we could have had a really good thread.but those maniacs, they finally did it. they blew it up. they blew it all up.
>>4296716
>>4296722stop talking to yourself, it's not healthy
>>4296716Dinofag pls go.Complaints about shit posting is also shit posting
>>4296728Shh, he may be monologing.
>>4296698I'm drawing maps for a possible MLPDnD game and occasionally checking.
Shhh stop posting
>>4296724This is my favorite
>>4296683this one
>>4296724SMALLER
>>4296600>>4296644>>4296615>>4296649>she grinds into you, reaching down to undo your belt as you begin to work her panties down, pulling it out and throwing it aside with one swift movement before pulling you close and lavishing kisses on your neck and jaw and lips.>you crash through the door, falling onto the silk sheets as she laughs like a giddy schoolgirl, the sound changing smoothly into a horny hum of approval as you pull off her soaked panties with your teeth, the littlest thread of dampness visible between her and them in the low light of her bedside lamp in the moment before they're tossed over your shoulder, her dress soon joining them.>you take a moment to look at her as she lies before you, propped up on her elbows, naked but for a smile; smoothly, naturally posed like an artist's model as her breasts bobble and bounce together, nipples almost painfully-hard, her slightly-puffy nether lips flushed, warm and damp from her arousal, before her thighs come together.>My God, you think, you couldn't find a more beautiful creature if you looked for one.
>>4296740
>>4296735
>>4296747>You will never an inexplicably tiny Braeburn
>>4296749looks delicious...I think I want to have a little taste
>>4296760that's disgusting
>>4296766Your first name is James? What a loser!
>>4296749Let's lose these stifling clothes and claim our prize.
>>4296766>Hook thinks he is going to trick us into thinking he has wenches.
how do i apple
MLPG how gay are you?I just woke up from a dream of having sex with Discord; him forcing me to top and edging me and then turning my dick into a pixie stick that he sucked dry.
l-a-t-e-r :)
>>4296776hey fuck you my first name is james
>>4296749>as you pull off her soaked panties with your teeth, the littlest thread of dampness visible
>>4296787Hey everyone get a load of this faggot!
>>4296784I'm so gay that I'm gonna fap to the thought of your gay dream because I'm majorly gay for Discord
>>4296766>wench posse>Shmee cross-dressing as a prostituteOh James, It's not like it was a big secret or anything.
>>4296785mane, are you !gaysex?
>>4296784I'm not gay for humans but if I were to suddenly awake in Equestria I'm pretty sure I'd overdose on pony semen in the first twenty four hours
>>4296796
>>4296784I have had dreams of having sex or at least being intimate with almost every prominent male pony in the show, every character from morenatsu, and almost every living male member of my family, including my dad, three cousins, and all of my uncles
>>4296787Shut the fuck up James
>>4296787What's your last name? Eczema?
>>4296805african american, thou art homosexual
>>4296800>He was scared of the clock because it was a count down of him leaving the closet.
>>4296805Nigga you gay
>>4296796I think it's a great name ;_;
>>4296784I'm pretty gay. Can't stop thinking about futanari though.And twink cross dressers. and panty bulges.[soiler]Fuck you
>>4296818>Soilerwe scat now
>>4296812>>4296815actually I probably fap to women and straight stuff as much, if not more.
>>4296815>>4296812
>>4296818> twink cross dressers. and panty bulges.my nig
>>4296822Nigga you...not gay?
>>4296829I'm terrible with women, so I might as well be full gay.
>GOD TIER NAMES:JasonAlexanderConnorDavidJessieJimmyAlbert>SHIT TIER NAMES:Everything elsesorry if you didn't make the cut
>>4296834>Albert>Connor.
>>4296834>GOD TIER NAMES>Jason AlexanderIf that was intentional then I salute you
>>4296834FUCK MY BROTHERS NAME IS JASONFUCK YOU
>>4296840deal w/ it
>>4296834What is your name, anon?
>>4296815>>4296829I don't get it. Who is that wolf that is a ghost version of him anyways?
>>4296834>JimmyWould rather be called James.
>>4296834Jimmy is a variation of James and Connor is for aspies.My middle name made the list though, maybe I should get them switched.
>>4296841I got banned for saying I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>4296834>Connor>God tierHAHAHA.In my country Connor is a chav name and every Connor ever smokz bluntz 420 stylee.
>>4296833Nigga you confusing me.
>>4296856Move to a non-shit country then, scrub
>>4296861u mad connor?
>>4296858>GLaDOS lets her go.>She shows back up.
>>4296849Now.. I played the game for the bro times and the characters..so don't get me wrong.But if I remember that ghost was just a character who died and pretended to be friends with everyone around. He was really good at just blending in and later started hanging with the Racoons bro.I'm not gay but he is about 10x cuter then the other shota wolf
>>4296868yes
>>4296852>FilenameWhile I was playing League of Legends today, I say a player with the name TrixieDash. I Commented on how I disagreed with the gentleman's choice relationship and proceeded to confirm that TwiDash Is the superior form of an ideal relationship.Sad to say that he did not feel the same way and disconnected from my party.How unfortunate, I thought.
>>4296834>Albert>Jimmy"Old man" names.>Connor>Jessie"Special Needs Kid" names.>Jason>Alexander"Asshole" names.>DavidThis is my dads name, therefore it is good.
>>4296878>TrixieDashhow the fuck is this even a thing
>>4296878>Playing LeagueCasual I'm so glad free volibear week is almost over. There have been so many bad Voilbears that its painful to me. I'm gonna miss Leona though
Does anyone have that /d/-related comic where a bunch of people are talking about what the craziest porn they've ever fapped to and someone mentions black girls, and then they ask the /d/-browser what he does and it shows him thinking of the most retarded fetish porn ever, and then he laughs nervously and repeats what the other guy said about black girls?
>>4296885
God Tier names:FrankLucasArnoldAlexisAnika LucyAidenLilianGageShit tier too many to list
>>4296889How do you play Volibear badlyhis ult is "press to win teamfight"-tier
>>4296893>Aiden>GoodEverything else is fine
>>4296870>GLaDOS sends her out again and seals the lift>GLaDOS can't figure out how she keeps getting back in
>>4296895Believe me. I have seen some shit bears.>Q'ing towards almost dead teammates>only building health>E'ing at nothing>Wasting W on minions when champions are around>TOWER DIVING
>>4296893>Gage>Alexis>AnikaThese aren't names.
>>4296871I don't even want to fuck that shota wolf at all. He like these pony, innocent and huggable.
>>4296889>>4296895Because nooblords think his passive his passive is OP and initiate into 3/4/5v1's.Also because not many people really play him.I know how to play him because he's one of my mains.>>4296912Goddamit you faggot I was going to use that picture.
>>4296917Exactlythe only one I wanted to fuck wasnone of them translated so far. Autism dragon is super bro tier but I didn't really want to fuck him. I'd fuck the cat though
>>4296920klondike pls ward
>>4296914Gage \g(a)-ge\ as a boy's name is pronounced gage. It is of Old French origin, and the meaning of Gage is "pledge, oath". The British General Thomas Gage was Governor of Massachusetts Bay Colony at the outbreak of the Revolutionary War.Alexis \a-lexis\ as a girl's name (also used as boy's name Alexis), is pronounced a-LEX-iss. It is of Greek origin, and the meaning of Alexis is "defender". Originally a boy's name, but now more commonly given to girls. Actress Alexis Smith.Anika \a-ni-ka\ as a girl's name is pronounced AH-ne-kah. It is of Hausa origin, and the meaning of Anika is "sweet-faced".
>>4296922>Voli SupportEat shit shitter.
>>4296922I do wardIts just much more fun to gate and q bushes and find unsuspecting champions with JayceOH YOU ARE REFERING TO DOTA...OOOGH...YEAH.....ABOUT THAT...
>>4296903>Attempts to evacuate the subject become a project.>After months of failed projects one is found successful.>The project becomes not how to get rid of the pony, but rather, how to distract it long enough to escape for a moment.
>GOD TIER NAMES:ApplejackCelestiaLunaTrixiePinkie PieSpitfireSoarin'Shining Armor>HIGH TIER NAMES:FluttershyRarityCadanceChrysalisBig MacintoshBraeburnRainbow DashSnailsTwistThunderlane>MID TIER NAMES:Mayor MareSnipsTwistDiamond TiaraSilver SpoonGranny SmithTwilight Sparkle
>>4296920He's one of my mains too. Which is why I'm so upset about this week
>>4296921I am desperately waiting on Shin, too.Kounosuke reminded me too much of an ex, Kouya is kinda boring, Shun is too innocent, and Tatsuki is sweet but too stupid.
>>4296950I agreeNow Tatsus Dad however..
>Main Malphite>Free Malphite players build strictly health and get ignored to hell and back
Shouldn't you be in bed right now?
>>4296943GAHRENTEED REPLYS EX D
>>4296943Soarin' is a decent name that's awful to write, it should be mid tier at bestFancypants seems to be missing from your God tier list and Filthy Rich is missing from your "best name in the show" tierOther than these oversights, your list isn't awful
Greatest name:ANAXIMANDER
>>4296943I think Applejack is a terrible name.
>>4296943FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTi completely agree
>>4296957you seem a little steamed
>>4296954Is DILF a word?Because that's a good way to describe him, yeah.
>>4296960Charmander. Just because you add your last name to a name doesn't make it good
>>4296957Don't you have to go to school?
>>4296956Its fucking 7 in the east coast.
>>4296969its a holiday
>>4296958But Spitfire would be in "Best name in the show" tier if I had one
>>4296956I will be in like two hours, lay off alright?
>>4296974Oh, really? Why?
>>4296973>Implying any east coasters are just waking up>Implying we're not just about to go to bed
>>4296979https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_DayBasically it's the end of summer
>>4296966>Hey wanna fuck>Wtfno>I'm just joking>Oh ok>No I wasn'tDILF would describe him perfectly
Can't we just call him "Soaring" instead?
>>4296981Haha, joke's on youI go to sleep at 6PM and wake up a couple of hours after midnight, every night.
>>4296988>waking up>Everi sleep type
>>4296991I envy you
>>4296890A-anyone
>>4296763>>4296777>>4296790>She watches you intently, biting a corner of her lip, as you pull your shirt off, sending it to join the steadily-growing pile of clothing on the floor.>Your pants are next, dropped then kicked aside - the process going quite quickly with no belt in the way - and in seconds, you stand before Rarity in just your skivvies.>You can see her eyes dilate with desire, her breathing quicken, as you free your bulge, your erection fighting to be free.>You let the beast out, slowly, pulling down your waistband in just such a way that it pulls your length down with it, watching her grind her thighs together, whimpering softly as you finally let it slip free, bouncing back upright.>She grins excitedly at the sight of your cock, proud, hard and thick, just slightly damp at the tip as you crawl across the bed toward her on all fours, your lips crashing together - hot, needy, longing - as she runs her hands down your chest and stomach.>You take her by the shoulder with one hand, the soft, round globe of her breast in the other, kneading, massaging, teasing her nipple with the surface of your palm.>She gasps in surprise as you break the kiss, and grab her once more by the ass to pull her toward the edge of the bed, kneeling between her thick, supple thighs.>she hardly has a chance to catch a breath before you bury your lips in hers, attacking her vulva with your tongue, making her lay back, writhing as she gasps and coos in pleasure.
>>4296982Oh, I see, thank you.
>>4296987Fuck noThen his name would be retarded
>>4296994Its not as cool as it seems.You see when you sleep your subconscious mind controls everything around you. It takes skill to type and sleep and a lot of control.Everything else however....yeah..so when you guys talk about butts...the room is full of them.So stop that
>>4296998Oh, oh god...
>>4297005BigJigglySunbuns
>>4297005>Not wanting a room full of pony buttsI'm pretty sure this is some sort of reverse request for butts, so enjoy
>>4296998yes...YES!
>>4297005Sweet dreams, anon~~~~~~~~~~
>>4296998tell her she's delicious
>>4297010My mind thought that said sunburnsfuck you
>>4297020You'd leave with sunburns
>>4297021stop
>>4297024That's not a bad thing
>>4297021>You will never get a minor sunburn from her major sunbuns
I find avatarfags funnyis this bad?
>>4296998keep teasing her like thatby the time we put it in, she'll be BEGGING for it
>>4297037Yeah. A lot.
>>4297037Funny in a ha-ha kinda way or funny in a wow-there-is-something-legitimately-wrong-with-this-person kinda way?
>>4296943>Trixie>god tier>higher than Rarity>Rarity not perfection tier.
this isn't regular dedthis is advanced ded
>>4296998>>4297006>>4297016>>4297019>>4297039>a shudder ripples through her as you tell her how good she tastes, suckling at her clit between each word you say.>she pants lewdly, playing with her breasts, as you continue your ministrations, lapping at her her delicious, sweet nectar while she holds your head between her thighs.>varying the intensity - some times only lightly licking and kissing, others mashing your face into her crotch, trying to put as much of your tongue into her as you can - you feel Rarity's hips bucking, little spasms jolting through her luscious body.>you reach back and wrap her tail around your hand, giving it another gentle tug, which elicits a sound somewhere between a giggle and a coo of appreciation.>You can feel your erection throbbing, and you're faintly aware of the amount of pre you're producing, little drops of it landing on the floor by your knees.>between squeaks and hushed gasps as you tease her folds, Rarity manages to eject a coherent admonition as you suckle at her labia some more.>"Y-you kno- Oh! -know, it's-- nnh~! It's not polite to... nnnf! to t-teeEEase!! a l-lady, Anonymous...!"
>>4297062Thread's asleep, post princesses[1]
your're waifu is a slut
>>4297069Fuck you no she isn't
>>4297068aw shit, my desktop just rotated onto lunaprincess time it is
>>4297067holy shit I am as hard as a diamondI'd say we've had enough appetizerstime for the main course~
>>4297068Sounds like a plan
Somebody stram something
Where can I buy a horse-shaped dildo and fleshlight-thing?
>>4297080How about I stream your waifu orbiting my dick
>>4297080quickmorenatsu, dark souls, or new vegas
>>4297067This is going to be good...
>>4297085www.bad-dragon.com
>>4297085Bad Dragon
>>4297089Dark Souls.
>>4297089New VegasLet us make decisions
SPOILERS: She's a horse
>>4297089oh shitactually I can't livestream on my new isp anymore because it eats bandwith
>>4297100FUCK YOU MANShe's only a horse when I want her to be
>>4297089dark souls
>>4297099You can make decisions in Dark Souls too.Like telling people the second bell is in Ash Lake
>>4297100NUH UH
>>4297099If he doesn't do it, I'll do it in like a few days when I get my VGA-DVI converter comes and I can set up my second monitor.
>>4297110Why would you do that?
>>4297115>VGA-DVI converteru wot m8your monitor can't handle DVI? what fucking year do you live in
>>4297111Oh shit, that's cute, is there more of the main 6?
>>4297124Princess I assure you that I have my reasoning.Now please, let me out of this cage. I only want to post ponies. I'm on your side.
>>4297127
I DON'T SLEEP MOTHER FUCKER OFF THAT YAK AND THAT DURBANDOING 120 GETTIN HEAD WHILE I'M SWERVIN DAMN TWILYYOU A SILLY PONEYO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY CONE
>>4297141Go on!
>>4297125Yes, it can handle DVI. I'm buying a VGA/DVI converter just for the fun of it.
>>4297145Last one I have from this artist
>>4297067>>4297078>>4297091>she clambers back further onto the bed as you climb up onto the silken sheets with her.>she gives you a smoldering come-hither look as she holds her legs open, tempting you, and smiles when your cock literally twitches with anticipation as you kneel by her, lining your head up to her entrance, now soaking with your saliva and her fluids, her scent sweet and heady like wine.>You take her lips in yours, a hand on the back of her neck, as you push in, and a shock goes through her whole body, her walls clamping and clenching around you, as if to pull you inside further.>You bottom out, your hilt firm against her labia, your heavy balls twitching as her warm wetness surrounds your cock, your head just brushing against her cervix, as she lets out a tiny, helpless moan, into your lips, tremors running through her, as the sensation of her man inside her makes her nerves go haywire.>and then you begin to thrust.
>>4297067>>4297156>as you>as you>as you>as she>as you>as she>as you>as you>as youYou're a terrible writer.
>>4297137NOT UNTIL YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
>>4297162Sorry. It's a bit late over here.
>>4297165Who are you, anyway?
>>4297164Oh but I really haven't done anything yet.No faux Elizabethan accent? I am disappointed in you Princess.
>>4297171Just Anon, passing through.
>>4297180It's like ten or eleven o'clock in your shitty country. Can't you go out and have brunch at some sidewalk cafe with your striped-shirt-and-beret-wearing chain smoker caricature friend?Perhaps you could talk about modern art, or how America is destroying everything you never experienced but still think is good.Maybe you could go back to your loft and suck each other off for a couple hours before heading back into town and watching a human statue and mime try to out not-do-anything each other, and remark on what a deeply symbolic and sentimental instance of humanity reflected in humanity it is. And then pat each other on the ass in a congratulatory way for just how perceptive and clever you both are.Then you can retire early for the evening after watching a pack of voyeurs fucking outdoors in the park where everyone is trying out the newest type of heroin, and settle in cozy for the evening with your vintage VHS of Benny Hill re-runs and low-production-value sitcoms and early seasons of Dr. Who until you fall asleep cradled in each others' arms.
>>4297180Oh, well keep up the good work. You seem to be making quite a few anons happy.
why do we have so many avatarfags all of a sudden
>>4297191Because the General is /b/read now
JB you here?
>>4297191I think you need to learn the difference between avatarfagging and themed reaction images
>>4297191Spammer happen.
>>4297191I only see two retards rping
SHUT UP AND DISCUSS PONEHERE'S ONELOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS AWWWWW SO ADORABLE
>>4297225I FUCKING LOVE THAT PONYWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE TWO?THEY LOOK SO DAMN HAPPY TO SEE EACH-OTHER!
>>4297225Damn just look at that tail extension
>>4297234OH SNAP SONWHAT WOULD HAPPEN IFLIKEALL THREE OF THEM WHERE IN THE SAME PICTURE
>>4297234They look so happy, yeah, but they secretly hate each other because that's what girls do.
>>4297237I would ___2.3___ the shit out of that horse.
>>4297240we've had an episode with Pinkie, Fluttershy and Rarity.How about one with AJ, Twilight and RD?
>>4297253Fall Weather Friends
>>4297254Ponk was prominent in that one.
>>4297156yessss
>>4297254I mean a good episode
what if humans are just another pokmeon
Am I reading this correctly? You enjoy spending your free time on the internet arguing with strangers about which ponies are best at delivery services?
>>4297255>brohoof>not hoofbumpDo bronies even watch the show?
>>4297255yeah i'm done
>You finally got into Equestria>Got to know the mane six>Got your waifuIt's night, you just fucked her and now she's sleeping in your arms.What is the first thing that you think about?
>>4297263Well at least I don't spend my free time sucking dick like your waifucheckmate
>>4297266How am I going to prove this to MLPG
>>4297263/v/ pls
>>4297266>What is the first thing that you think about?how much i hate being a worthless undercaste mudhorseYOU SAID I WOULD GET TO BE A UNICORN, CELESTIAYOU FUCKING LIED TO ME
>>4297263I don't think you're reading that correctlyI have never argued with internet strangers over delivery services.Did you mean >Shipping? Because that's a whole different thing that I would prefer not to get in to right now
>>4297266I wish I could stop time>>429727110/10
>>4297263>tfw coworkers ask what you do in your time off and you honestly have nothing to say
>>4297266I would think along the line that this must be a dream.
>>4297266Why is Rover's fur so frizzy?
>>4297266Now I just gotta find some weed and then I can brag to MLPG
>>4297281>"Uh, well, I spend a lot of time with my friends. Read books. Stuff like that."
>>4297274NIGGA THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?THE POST SAYS ARMS. SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DO HORSES ON THE SHOW HAVE ARMS?
>>4297285What kind of books?What kind of friends?
>>4297266What's that last line in Lord of the Rings? That.
>>4297288>What kind of friends?The real kind.
>>4297289Goodbye sam?
>>4297288You have friends anon?
>>4297156>you grunt into her lips while she moans and pants into yours, her arms slipping around your neck.>you can feel her fingers curling, gripping your skin; your balls slap against her, your shaft driving deep inside, each thrust setting her breasts bouncing and bobbing, succussing her womanly curves as she clings to you, wrapping her legs around your waist.>her gasps and cries of pleasure start to lose their refined, artiste quality, becoming louder, rawer, less controlled and she pulls your face into her bosom.>you suckle at the hardened nub, your tongue sweeping circles around it before your lips pull off of it with a pop, and you push your face deep into the cleft between her breasts, shaking your head from side to side, your pace starting to slow, but making up for lost speed with greater force behind each thrust.>"Yes! Yes! YES! MORE! MORE!!">She shakes her head, hair tossing from side to side.>She looks at you through eyelids weighed down by the waves of carnal joy boiling through her, and you lean down to kiss her again, a clenching telling you her time, and yours, are close.
>>4297285>Not just saying "I'm a perfectly normal human with human feelings and human hobbies."
>>4297291DYERTB
>>4297296leth pls
>>4297292Would you let Celestia force you into making friends nonsexually?
>>4297281>"I spend time with my friends, huh, I play guitar and...yeah."
>>4297298Was it "well, I'm home" or something like that?
>>4297188Tu sembles un peu faché.
>>4297298>readingNo one fucking reads anymore
>>4297294Oh god, my penis.
>>4297303Yeah I think it was.>>4297305Lolmerica. Most people read outside the USA.
>coworker asks what you read and what kind of friends you have>you burst into song>you recite the lyrics of BBBFF
>>4297301If you look at this gif long enough it starts to look like a her arm is a tail
>>4297294insidefinish insidedo it
>>4297317>Rarity's_floppy_horsecock.gif
>>4297313Reading is pointless.When will I ever have to read? Tell me. I never read. Its so stupid.
>>4297316>BBBFF>Not Love is in Bloom
>>4297324Aren;t you reading the posts right now?
>>4297321We'd better finish HER first.Wouldn't do to come off, then fall asleep and leave her unfulfilled.
>>4297324sure is fox news in here
>>4297324I weep for American youth.
>>4297324But Anonymous,you're reading right now
>>4297330........
>parents visiting from out of town>tfw I won't be able to masturbate in my own home for the next 3 days
>>4297287Since season 2
>>4297340>tfw ponies will look more human in S3.
>>4297324Rainbow Dash pls
>>4297330>>4297336SH-SHUT UP MAN
>>4297349>yfw the show is about the slow metamorphosis of ponies into humans in a magical land
CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE WORLD AND AS YOU STAND TALL, YOU WILL SEE THAT WHEN YOU FALL YOU WILL FALL FROM A HEIGHT MOST MEN NEVER REACH ;_;
Which official Bad Dragon™ dragon dildo does your favorite pony own?
>/fit/
>>4297349You know one thing that I'm sure that I'll love in S3 will be the animation. Can't wait to see how much they improved since they had more time to work
>>4297362I'd expect her to have some class, so a medium to large seadragon.
>>4297359If only it could have gone the other way
>>4297359Hah, but seriously, the poses of Twilight in her new song are...ugh.
hornse.
>>4297369...why is this arousing
>>4297366It'll be smoother, that's for sure but I'm with this anon >>4297370
>>4297372That's a cute picture of a cute pony. I approve.
>>4297349Don't say such terrible things anon, not even in jest
>>4297372The thought of Pinkie Pie working in a dead end office white collar job depresses me.
>>4297375Transformation is a hell of a drug
>>4297370Which one, the one with just her and Spike or the Crystal Fair song? I think they're getting pretty human, but I don't really mind. I actually prefer S2's style.
>>4297381She'd be the cheery one who stays there until her very, very late retirement.
>>4297386The Spike one. It's not a big deal but it looks weird.
>>4297367even the medium sized one is hugeit feels so good
>>4297386>I think they're getting pretty humanguysthe only time they "go human" is when it's necessary for a gagcalm your fucking testicles
>>4297390Was it your first toy or did you start with something smaller?
>>4297387She'd be the one that would say things like"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
>>4297390are you that anon that's always anally masturbating
WANNA [PARTY] /CO/?!
>>4297394There's nothing not calm about what I'm saying, man. We're just seeing these gags pop up more often, and I'm fine with that. It's a lot more cartoony than the strictly-horse style of S1, I think.
>>4297403Oh god I'm crying
>>4297390>tfw I can't afford one>Not even the cheap ones
>>4297403You mean the overly-cheerful, friendly one that secretly hates her job, everything about it, and everyone around her?It fits!
>>4297409bro you seriously need to chillchill brobro be chill
>>4297362>Rainbow Dash>not Rarity
>>4297381is it weird that I see those kinds of jobs in movies and think that I'd fit in perfectly?I'm very patient
>>4297416papshoosh
>>4297400started with a small gryphon which was real small, but good for a beginnergot bored of it and started using the end of a large magliteand here i am today able to knot the medium seadragon with some efforti hope I dont get desensitized by the stimulation
>>4297421You say that now.
>you will never ruin Pinkie Pie's life by raping her brutally>you will never maim her afterwards to remind her of the act every time she looks in a mirror
>>4297416bro you're pushing me over the edge
>>4297432>She will never smile and laugh everytime she sees you as if she forgot, making you feel even more guilty
>>4297432You're right! I never would do anything like that.
>>4297394This is not true. Their forelimbs have been behaving like arms instead of legs way more often in season two than in season one, and they generally carry themselves in a far more cartoonish manner. Everything from singing poses to how pegasi carry their legs in flight is affected as such. The gags you mention are way more common as well
>>4297432anon pls nowe are discussing white collar pinkie pie and dragon dildos
>>4297436>More guilty>Implying I wouldn't do it again whenever I felt like it
>>4297310>>4297321>>4297333>>4297294>you hold on for dear life, forcing yourself not to reach that limit until after Rarity has reached hers.>you reach down, rubbing her clitoris roughly, while continuing to pound into her, each thrust slapping loudly against her and your head rubbing against a sweet spot inside her that causes her hips to jerk into yours.>Rarity, her classy veneer gone in the face of sheer animal pleasure, moans, loudly and openly as her walls grip and clench around you, her tongue almost hanging out as she pants lewdly.>She's close now - so close you can almost feel her oncoming orgasm - or is that yours? Who can tell, anymore? The amorous heat between you has no need for such distinctions, being love, and joy, and worship of each others' bodies and hearts and souls in one white-hot storm of sensation.>Leaning down, you whisper tenderly in her ear.>"Je t'aime, chérie.">she takes in a sharp breath as her body is racked by a wild orgasm that has her all but jumping off the bed as one wave fuels the next.>her lustful, loud cries of pleasure are now a thin, strangled series of yips and grunts as a gush of wetness pours from her, the sensation just enough to push you over the edge.>you bury yourself to the hilt inside her, your tip pressed against her cervix, and your balls are pulled almost into your body, as you erupt, pumping what feels like more semen than you thought you were able to produce into her.
>>4297440Lauren is off somewhere screaming into her pillow
At what point in this episode did you realize you were a really terrible big brother?
>>4297440pegasi are so greatthey're like angelsbest pony race
>>4297454It's not my fault! I have no practice at it!Because I'm the youngest.
>>4297454I'm a younger brother with an older sister.And my sister sucks.I get angry just thinking about her sometimes.
I love dicks that touch the ground.
>>4297454I didn't, because I'm the best fuckin' big brother there is.
>>4297454I'm not a big brother... I'm just the worst aren't I
>>4297454Never since my sister is horribleBut I'm an amazing big bro to my brother
>>4297455>implying that's a good thing
>>4297450I know her feel.>>4297455And they can siiiiinnnngggg
>>4297454that feel when you are a younger brother who acts more like the oldest then your older brother does.
>>4297463I would love to suck on those balls
>>4297470Are you implying angels are beautiful and sexy as fuck?
>>4297471Hahaha that mouth.
>>4297449perfection.and now, the post-coitus cuddlingand telling her how much you love her
>>4297471DO NOT EVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN
let's post rainbow dash now
>>4297485Is she ok? It looks like she doesn't like scrunching.
>>4297450She's a pussy.They are magical ponies. They can bnd the rules
>>4297450>>4297471>this really bothers you THAT MUCHoh no, the sentient self-aware talking magical cartoon horses are acting like humans, clearly the show is going down the drain
>>4297485
>>4297485Why would I ever willingly choose to post such a shitty pony?
>>4297496Goddamn that's awesome>there will never be a pone rpg with a setting like this
Evens - Update then homeworkOdds - Homework then updateDubs - Bed
>>4297464Do you have a mug with that printed on
penis dreamt about your waifu
>that when MLPG is shallow as fuck and they're too stubborn to admit it
>>4297504Clearly you've never played horse DnD
>>4297508I've got two.suck it plebs
What firmness should I get a medium Seadragon in?My small werewolf is a medium, but it's also only just over six inches in length IIRC
>>4297496Lauren-sama... ;_;
>>4297518is this about sex?
>>4297515>implying we're too stubborn to admit itWe know what we are, and that's the shallowest kiddy pool this side of the small creek that is /mlp/
>>4297454About the time I noticed I haven't spoken to my little sister for 2 years, just a few seconds ago.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>4297527if i was shining armo i would have sex with twilight
>>4297518Definitely 8.5 is always too soft.
>>4297532>That girl in the middle.UNF
>>4297532>no nigger bronies0/10
>>4297484Whats the matter anon? Cannot handle a SOULFUL PEGASUS BALLAD?
My personal headcanon is that if you delve far enough into ancient pony ruins, you find the destroyed remnants of office buildings and machines of a civilization long gone.Also posting this for the morning crowd I guess.
>>4297532I often wonder how many views we've attributed to that video.
>>4297518From my experience.Medium is too floppy on and the head and I would've preferred something much more firm. Though it's perfect for the shaft/knot. If you have the money, I would go for some kind of split the head being firm and the shaft/knot being medium or soft
>>4297542>not broniggers
>>4297546I will throatfuck you, asshole
>>4297553Could you draw me some Pinkie playing with Gummy? When you can...
>>4297553destroy rarity
>>4297532
>>4297553I also like the post apocalyptic Earth theory fun. I don't know why tough
>>4297463How big is too big?
>>4297563>Deadmau5
>>4297563But...Wendy is already humanized in the show...
>>4297553Its cute. So AJ was ask or force to let Anon and Rarity to do a makeover?
>>4297575She was ponified, and then humanized again.
>>4297557Also get a suction cup.It's mighty useful and you never know when you'll find it handy.
>>4297507LK pls do as you willBut stram it
HUB plspls
> you will never take your favorite pony on a date for the first time>she will never thank you for a wonderful evening with a dainty peck on the cheek
I'm bored
would wabt
>>4297612
>>4297449>>4297483>Later, you lay between the sheets, your lover lying on top of you, your bodies entwined together as you bask in the post-orgasmic glow.>her body presses up to you, soft, generous and supremely feminine - just like the rest of her.>You idly run a hand through her hair, letting it curl around your fingers, bringing it up to your nose to breathe in her scent.>The other cups her derriere, just over her cutie-mark, her supple, womanly flesh warm in your palm, while you whisper sweet nothings to her, of love, of devotion, of giving anything for her, the one you adore, the holder of your heart, for ever and always.>She returns the favor, her perfectly-manicured hand gently stroking your softening cock, kissing your chest, while returning each word with one of her own, her paramour, her Casanova, the one who makes her feel beautiful and desired - who makes her feel like a real woman. The man she'll love now, tomorrow, for ever and for always.>And there, you sleep, peacefully nestled in each other's arms.Thanks for playing along - hope you enjoyed reading it.
>>4297585I want to stick my penis in that underage horse's hub hole
>>4297609
>>4297612>AT poniesWhy.
>>4297609Oh my god, me too. So much.Who would be interested if I streamed the new episode of Breaking Bad?
I- If you want to move, I made a new horse...>>4297616>>4297616>>4297616
>>4297583>>4297557Cool, I've got it all set up and shit. Now to see where I can cut $150 out of my monthly expenditures. Ramen and beans for dinner until November, I guess.
>>4297632YES
>>4297632Do it, I've been meaning to watch it
>>4297577The request was only AJ in a dress, so yeah.>>4297560i was commissioned in tf2 keys to do something black and red alicorn oc beating up another oc who the owner didn't like three weeks ago he paid up front.Also it was Tess's birthday yesterday and nobody told me so I gotta do something, but otherwise I'll try and get on it when I can.
>>4297623Oh, definitely enjoyed it.Thanks a lot.
>>4297649>I'll try and get on it when I can.No worries! I'll be waiting here, thank you.
>>4297623loved itthanks Anon
>>4297669>>4297649I'll have to do something too, when I can get my computer to stop freezing and run out of Safe-Mode.
>>4297454My sister doesn't deserve niceness.
>>4297736That feel.We should be friends.
MLPG please tell me we haven't been through that yet. It's just... so beautiful!>>4298938>>4298938>>4298938Get in. Sit tight and let the OP do hes job.
