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Why don't you come in for a dip Anon?
Horse? None come to mind.
>>4267463She's shit and so is anyone that likes herAlso everyone that likes her is probably depressed and treats her as a crutch
>>4267463
[1]derpy is the best of all categories
so Rarity thread?
HAHA THE MARKERWHERE IS
DORKS
>>4267463She all that but definitely not the prettiest.
Someone give me something to draw.Then, I'll completely fail to finish it and go cry somewhere.
Okay. I think she has pretty eyes
>>4267463>DiscusI fucked up big time. I'll never make another thread.
>>4267498Rover
>>4267483oh fuck that gif im dying
>>4267485Hahaha, nope!>>4267498Pinkie Pie being too tired.
This is my kind of thread.
>>4267498Mountain landscape
>>4267496why call me a whale dick
>>4267498Cloudkicker kicking clouds
It's a very pretty dress
Saturday night motherfuckers
SOON
Ponies are for dweebs
>>4267500They're shaped the same way as Twilightsand yesvery pretty in color
>>4267498Pinkie Pirate switching out her pegleg for a hook.
>>4267477>>4267488IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU... YOU DOUBLE /co/mrade
>>4267482You could say that about any pony.
>>4267508[1]you talkin shit about mai waifu
>>4267503Don't sweat it man. You did good. I perfectly understood.
>>4267526>Pinkiefag defense force
>>4267503It's alright man, you made a thread for the best pony!
>>4267527She also not very bright.
>>4267527>Waifuing derpy
>>4267520Gilda plsplsshow us your ass
>>4267498Dash tying up Fluttershy
>>4267517AW YEAH
>>4267544>not teets
>>4267535>Faggot one-man army
>>4267517That's not moot.
>>4267524It took furries ten years to get amputee porn. (I know; I checked every day for ten years.) You're not going to get any until at least two years from now.
>>4267544
>>4267554That is a good example of the pinkie defense force
>>4267542better than fluttershy
>>4267524>replacing pegleg with a hookWhat good would that do?I don't imagine walking on a hook would be very efficient.
>>4267542What if she's my daugtheru, my circle swimming sperm would probably produce derpy.
>>4267463she is a very beautiful ponywould you gently remove her shoes after the gala, sniffing the subtle evening's musk, gently kissing her soft soles, licking the sweat she's built up from vigorous dancing, treasuring the hooves of the most beautiful and joyful girl in equestriathen would you stick your dick between them and use them to jack off until you spurt all over her seconds laterthe end to a perfect romantic evening
>>4267558Bullshit, you just weren't looking hard enough
>>4267535>Anti-Pinkie hate force.
>>4267558>stealth-request
>>4267569For baking.
>>4267567Maybe if you're a brony
>>4267565>Not liking PinkieI bet you like Twist
>>4267572Hoof worship isn't my thing.
>>4267517I woke up at 11:30am.At 2pm, I fell asleep again.I woke up a second time at 6pm.It's 11:45pm and I want to fall asleep again.
SUNSHINE SUNSHINE
So is the rest of the channel still scheming our inevitable demise?
>>4267588Nope
Would you?
>>4267572N-no... I don't think so. That sounds kind of gross.I'd rather we had some fun in a different way.
>>4267516Holy shit. 9/10, would cunniling fervently beneath her skirt.
>>4267582no that would be trixie or DJ pon3 or that other one
I think this show would improve a lot if it was just about Rarity being Rarity and doing Rarity things with Sweetie showing up occasionally.
>>4267601>Calling 4chan a channelMost of 4chan doesn't know/care we exist.I prefer things that way.
>>4267605yesslowly and tenderly
>>4267595You will never sleep again.
>>4267605she would you, if you don't her first
>>4267608No, it'd be Derpy too.
>>4267605OH FUCK YES DERPY YOU'RE SO FUCKING SEXY
>>4267605I would indeed pet_ that pony.
>>4267597SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH
>>4267609This is a rare idea.
>>4267612You must have not been here last night.The rest of /mlp/ want us gone because they got /b/read out.
>>4267621Sexually forward Derpy is my favorite Derpy.
>>4267618I sleep too much. That's kinda the problem.
>>4267605I'd let her tie me up and have her way with me.
>>4267581>Pinkie>bakingThere are still some people who think Pinkie is a baker. She's Sugar Cube Corner's in-house party host; she books birthday parties, anniversaries, etc., which is why she knows the birthdays of everyone in town, including donkeys. It's her business, and the Cakes are glad to have her.
>>4267605Yes.Fuck.Yes I would.If I came home to find her like that on my bed, there's nothing else I could do.I am weak.
Which pony likes anal the most?
>>4267633That was a few buttmad shitheads complaining that we "hoard" artists and fanwork - like we're forcing them to stay here or something.It's like they think there's a fucking wall between this thread and the rest.
>>4267588Certain brands of Twist.
>>4267643http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEamlK75Xvg
>>4267607Speaking of, did Aspirant ever do that Rarity fic?
>>4267647Is that the best you could come up with?That's kinda old.But whatever. I'd say Twilight Sparkle or Applejack, since they grew up with it.
>>4267654>He doesn't know we have a secret password to get in the General.>And magic finger breaking ants to prevent theft of precious images.
>>4267652She's not dead, she's in awe.
>>4267643Do you even watch the fucking show? She baked cupcakes with AB.
>>4267668Maybe we should have that to keep the piss out.
>>4267654To be fair, MLPG is fiercely protective of its drawfags.Like overprotective parents, we continually spy on what they're doing elsewhere and demand they explain their actions when they come home late.
>>4267595I did this once. never again. the sleep was awesome but I felt horrible for hours>>4267654well we like to think there is a wall. for example calling the rest of them the piss
Alright what is the latest plan to destroy /mlp/?
>>4267427Honestly, I think he's just jealous and a bit retarded. Me and Leth have been talking about him a bit, and he's not a likable guy. He wants to be popular but can't, so he lashes out against people who are actually talented. It's sad if you think about it.
>>4267678It's really true
>>4267667this is what the bronies doi hate them
>>4267643You idiot she made her friends cupcakes.
>>4267667>TumblrAnd i was just about to save the picture too
>>4267643I am certain they have shown her baking shit for customers and working the counter.
>>4267680>Implying there ever was oneJust ignore them.
>>4267680BURN DOWN THE PANCAKES
>>4267235But ponies don't have genitals
>>4267680This is what /b/read actually believes
>>4267678>We have spy's everywhere.My god...We have become Ponychan.>And it's final, perhaps darkest moment, the General hated itself.
>>4267678that is why they left the shithole to get their own hug boxes on tumblr
>>4267673She baked "cupcakes" with Apple Bloom. Inedible rocks of carbon that she said were better than the last batch. She didn't know enough to correct Applejack's "muffins".
>>4267427Didn't he say he didn't hate smile?
>>4267682Hehe, well, yeah, he's always been like that. Can't do anything but agree with you.
>>4267707No, AB fucked those up.Pinkie is a baker and you're a retard
>>4267678But we can't stop them. Hell, practically all of them have Tumblrs. Why give a shit?
>>4267698>Not blowing a rasberry on his belly instead
>>4267708Quite the opposite.
>>4267690Such a rebel
>>4267720I'm making a tumblr just so I have a place to put all my art. Doesn't mean I'm leaving anywhere.
>>4267705
>>4267698>Pony SpikeNeato
>>4267706Which people follow and report back here on.>LOOK HE/SHE IS DRAWING PRON/BRONY OCS/STUFF I DON'T APPROVE OF
>>4267720This. What does it matter what they do outside MLPG?
Who feels like Horse Murder?! (I'm not going to make it).
>>4267691>working the counter = baking
>>4267678>Humans.>Acting like humans.To be honest I doubt most of the channel has even been in a general, they just follow the herd mentality and think it's some big evil bad guy fortress by default.
>>4267720Bah! I only put on my tumblr things I post here before.
>>4267727Y'know, being a dork isn't so bad.
Request finished from a few threads ago.
I thought we decided to stop the meta.
>>4267717Didn't she just cover up the charred husks in glazing and serve them at DT's party?
>>4267734I did that for a while. Then I deleted it all.
>>4267756I like it!
this thread is now haunted
>>4267756That's so cute. I wonder what Rarity would say.
>>4267756>Fleur.>A super Rarity when it comes to dirt.Awesome.
>>4267759Just wait five minutes and we'll be talking about pone butts again.
>>4267756cool stuff>Fleur
>>4267756I love how their reactions are different.
>>4267739>hating someone because they do things you dislikehe is still a decent person even though he cut my throat and left me for dead
>>4267763You know AB did that shit on purpose.She wanted DT to take a niiiiiice big bite.
>>4267777I heard the magic word
Can it be a spiral pone thread
>>4267768AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>4267745DYEWTS?>>42677803spooky
FUCKING DRAWFAGS!Looks like I'll have to dedicate at least 6 to 8 hours of my day just sketching things to get good.Where the hell his that batman pic for motivation? Is there a Mare do well version?
DWEEBS
>>4267756I like how your style is slowly developing.
>>4267756I stayed here for 16 hours for this
>>4267780There's two of everything
I just want /mlp/ to know that if MLPG goes, I go (and so should everyone else). First they'll let us make our own threads and act like everything is handy dandy. Then suddenly they'll force us into draw threads where they make us work for free and if we don't they'll treat us like shit. fucking pony nazi regimebesides MLPG is funny.
>>4267756Wow, this is very nice!What are they digging for?
>>4267780the fun has been doubled~
>>4267717AB's involvement couldn't completely erase Pinkie Pie's fuckup, but improved her cupcakes compared to Pinkie's previous batch.(Also, the R-word hurts people. Don't cyber-bully.)
>>4267659pls respond
>>4267801AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4267791two best butts here
>>4267805Racial equality
>>4267795Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony por favor.
>>4267799My God you're right2 Pinkie's
>>4267780>the pip has been doubled
Nyaahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5484YMywc kawaii
>>4267792did cinnamon swirl or whatever get drawn? I had to go to work.
>>4267816MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA
>>4267777
>>4267792
Prettiest eyes.
>>42677992Fringe4me
So how many of you have purchased pony merchandise?
>>4267841
>>4267828>That>Not thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_7tted5Sk&feature=g-likeStep up, nigga
>>4267797Thanks dude. I'm trying to improve on it. I'm ever so slowly getting the hang of it.>>4267798Go to bread.
>>4267816I disagree
>>4267839No wonder she needs fake eyelashes
>>4267791
>>4267846i got the derpy keychain
>>4267801>picThat's kinda creepy, and yet I probably would...
>>4267801Yep. As soon as MLPG goes back to /co/, I'll follow.
>>4267841Incorrect.
>>4267795>nothing but pens, pencils, scanner, and printer paper>poor drawing skills at bestHow about no?
>>4267867Boring just like Pinkie.
>>4267841Nah
>>4267866>not browsing both
>>4267866We will just go to the sub.And as soon as the channel becomes a ghost town, it will be deleted.
>>4267846I got tons of blind bags, a few magazines, a christmas calendar, some brushables and a few pony shirts.
>>4267866>goes back to /co/never going to happen
>>4267877was for>>4267818
>>4267841Orange eyes are prettiest
>>4267887>browsing bothno thanks, /co/ is pretty shit
>>4267884How does it feel to have taste differing from my own
This is 2cute4me
>Favorite Main 6 Pony>Favorite Non-Main 6 Pony>Waifu Pony>Sexiest Pony>Best Voice Pony>Best Singing PonyGO! GO! GO!
>>4267877>pens, pencils, scanner, and printer paperDamn that's enough to post stuff
>>4267890>checked out local bookstore>walked past the Children Education's DVD corner just for kicks>had everything, from Barbie to Barnie but no MLP: FiMI wasn't planning on buying them, but I'm a little upset.
>>4267912GALO SENGEN!
>>4267799What.The.Fuck.
>>4267846I got this plush Pinkie, Main 6 brushables, all wave 1 blind bags, the apple family mini set, a fashion style Twilight, and the Sweet Apple Acres set.
>>4267911UNF
>>4267916I don't want to end up becoming another Juice when he was first posting his sketches
>>4267911Someone post the picture with Twilight cuddling in the hobos lap.That's like one f the few ones I hng at.
>>4267912Applejack goes in all fields
>>4267911Would you let her call you dad?
>>4267912RarityLunaBest ponyBest ponyBest ponyApplejack
>>4267925HahahaGood eye
>>4267925OH SHIT
>>4267912>Favorite Fluttershy>Favorite non-main 6Celestia>WaifuFluttershy>SexiestApplejack>Best voiceApplejack>Best singingFluttershy
>>4267895Mah niggah.
>>4267846I got a McDonald's toy, going to get a brushable or something when S3 rolls around.
>>4267912RarityPipsqueak Rarity Pipsqueak Rarity Pinkie
>>4267925>screen caping getswe /vp/ now?
>>4267828
Hey kids, who's up for scary picture time?
>>4267902look who's talking
>>4267791A double-moon in the day time
>>4267952>Sexiest>Pipsqueak
>>4267956
>>4267912AJLyraRarityRarityApplejackRarity
>>4267937What, this one?
>>4267969OH GOD NO WHY
>>4267912>Favorite Main 6 PonyRarity>Favorite Non-Main 6 PonyDerpy>Waifu PonyApplejack/Twilight>Sexiest PonyRarity>Best Voice PonyBig Macintosh>Best Singing PonyRarity
>>4267791I wish Tess drew more butts like the one on Luna
>>4267974FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGSHIGHSIHSIH YESits mostly cause he reminds me of me
>>4267957someone who knows that comics are now a dead art form.
>>4267981>Two waifus
>>4267976Because.
>>4267956I got some creepy.
>>4267987Are your feet broken too?
if your waifu ain't pinkie pie or applejack, i don't even want to know you man
>>4267955
>>4267912>Favorite Main 6 PonyPinkie Pie>Favorite Non-Main 6 PonyDerpy>Waifu PonyDerpy>Sexiest PonyDerpy>Best Voice PonyApplebloom>Best Singing PonyScootaloo
>>4267991I can't choose okay! I mean I love Twilight, but I know Applejack would probably be the greatest wife.
>>4267912>Favorite Main 6 PonyTwilight Sparkle (almost tied with Pinkie Pie)>Favorite Non-Main 6 PonyLuna>Waifu PonyNone. I don't do waifus. If I did, it would probably be Twilight though.>Sexiest PonyTwilight Sparkle>Best Voice PonyLuna>Best Singing PonyRarity
>>4267989But that's not true at all.
>>4267999>grimdark
>>4267967It's true
>>4268002no, he's got a gigantic nose, lips, and eyes and smells really bad
>>4267999Not enough artists/writers do creepy stuff
>>4268014You shut your whore mouth
>>4268015I sense a greentext incoming...
>Favorite Main 6 PonyFluttershy>Favorite Non-Main 6 PonySweetie Belle>Waifu PonyNightmare Moon>Sexiest PonyNightmare Moon and Snails>Best Voice PonyNightmare Moon>Best Singing PonyCadence
>>4268014It's creepy, faggot. Not grimdark.Get your shit right.
>>4267989When I realized the truth about comics I lost my dreams
>the new shark dragon dildowh-whathow
>>4267989>there's a lot of bad content on a subject>the subject is dead
>>4267967>that update
Prettiest mane.
My 4chan x keeps fucking up, so I had to get rid of it. Unfortunately all I could find is version 2.34.8, where can I get the latest version?
>>4268006>Twilight makes Spike put on a pretty dress for bedroom play
>>4268035For women or size queens, I'd assume.
>>4268034Apple pls make pony comics if you want to
>>4268040How can you be so wrong all the time?
>>4268039If I go there and there's no update AGAIN, I'm gonna choke a bitch
>>4268043Have you tried typing in 4chan X in google?
>>4268043Here try this one.https://github.com/ihavenoface/4chan-x
>>4267912>Pinkie/Rarity but sometimes I like Twilight or Fluttershy, also Rainbow Dash and Applejack>Fluttershy Zecora, I guess>Spike>Derpy>Sweetie Belle>Pinkie
>>4267912Applejack.Sweetie Belle.Sweetie Belle.Sweetie Belle.Sweetie Belle.Sweetie Belle.
>>4268045>womengayand it would probably be downright uncomfortable to do both in one hole, shit already slips around enough with just one
>>4267846I have the Australian first season collector's boxset and I've preordered the comics.
>>4268047>Caring if they want to or not.GET THE FUCK OUT BRONY
>>4268040She is no doubt the cutest and most adorable CMC, but I don't know about prettiest mane...
you're all terrible peopleno, i really mean this, not in a 'ha ha oh you guys' way
>>4268074I knowHoof bump
>>4268074I know.
>>4268053Squiggle mane is best.So are aura manes
>>4268059Huh, another fork?Is this one better/newer than mayhemydg's?
Sorry, I thought I heard someone call for greentext Pip and Spike being dressed like girls. Was I mistaken?
>>4268074I knowit's something I just deal with and try not to cry about usually
>>4268074/)
>>4268073Sweetie is my favourite CMC, but Applebloom has the nicest hair.>>4268074In other news: sky is blue, more at eleven.
>>4268074yeah
>>4268034yeah, only real way for artists to make money is if they make their own website and post comics on there.no publication fee along with dozens of other faggots getting money from your talent.
>>4268074Like I give a fuck.
>>4268044>>4268015>There's a secret club>members stretch from Ponyville to Canterlot>every mare brings a colt in a dress and perfume made of tears
>>4268074I'm not
>>4268089Yes It was actually Garble and Spike dressed like girls because of a bet they lost
I like the mayor pony very much. I think she'd be interesting to talk to & stuff.Look, here's a picture of the mayor pony.
>>4268077 /)
>>4268086Well it has a non bullshit auto-updater, and image preloading.
>>4268089Yes please
>>4268089no, greentext my fetish instead
>>4268086I have it, and it's not constantly raping the interface, so I'd say so.
>>4268074Tell me something else I don't know.
>>4268089Wasn't me, but I'd be down.
>>4268047was referring to actual published creative workyou CAN'T seriously think all I draw is fan art, do you?
>>4268092(\
>>4268106She dyes her tail. That seems awkward.
>>4268106I would vote her.>Implying she doesn't have the best voice of the ponyville side characters
>>4267986Butts like Luna how now?
>>4268117Down low(/TOO SLOW!
>>4268106An election episode in Season 3 might be cool.
>>4268124Think he's talking about how Luna's cutie mark emphasizes her butt.
>>4268116Were you ever planning on finishing that one pony comic?
>Favorite Main 6 PonyRarity>Favorite Non-Main 6 PonyLuna>Waifu PonyTwilight>Sexiest PonyTwilight>Best Voice PonyTwilight>Best Singing PonyRarity
She's the best. Because even though she can neither fly nor use magical powers, she's still loved by everybody because of who she is and what she means to the town. With Pinkie's character development comes the realization that happiness and being happy is a moral good.
>>4268125
>>4268025>>4267724
>>4268089>implying you're actually A.J.
C'mon guys. Come clean with me here. I'm all willing to put adorable little Spike in a dress for your sexual or non-sexual amusement.Give me some juicy details to work with
>>4268120Don't believe what the media tells you. Lots of ponies dye their manes, and there's nothing to be ashamed of about it.
gave me a boner
Which pony has a fartie butt?
>>4268145That's... something
>>4268138pffft no. I got rid of that garbage.
>>4268065>Sexiest pone>Sweetie BelleWould you a Sweetie Belle?
Oh damn she's going to draw her without the shades.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334403?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeemurdertime
>>4268074I'm sorry, I always try to be real nice to everyone here. even Ross
>>4268152Why's Fluttershy's hair so funnyoh
>>4268142but I'm unhappy and a lot of people (not nearly as many as I deserve, in my opinion) tell me I make them unhappy.does this mean that I'm an immoral person?
>>4268137I try to do that all the time though.I mean the keyword here is try, but...
>>4268152s'gay
>>4268152Too vanilla to give me a boner, but made my dick twitch.
>>4268124LUNA BUTT IS BEST BUTT
>>4268160>referring to yourself in the third person
>>4268151Dying your mane is one thing; that's accetpable.But dying your tail? What kind of message does that send to fillies?
>>4267912FluttershyFluttershyFluttershyFluttershyRarityFluttershy
>>4268015>boy>not "bloke"
>>4268152Is it CL time?
>>4268156lame
>>4268147site:http://arch.413chan.net/ "!rinxooACj."Well now. hey there AJ. Why the self hate?
>>4268152B-but she's a he!
>>4268152>>4268181That's what I thought at first, but the watermark is 'hasana-chan'. And CL uses longer snouts, doesn't she?
>>4268180'bloke' is generally used to refer to older malesdo you even british slang
>>4268181Hahaha oh god that face
>>4268165That's Butterscotch
>>4268156Apple, I won't fucking let you believe that comics are deadBecause I'll lose my dream too if I do
>>4268160>Just reaching 10 feetThat's my fetish. You can still fuck that.
>>4268181no
>>4268180>bloke>not chap
>>4268181No
Well I inked this picture, hoping it looks alright before I color it.
>>4268189>>4268184It's not actually A.J., I just remember his trip password.
>>4268124I dunno, it seems to epand outwards moreit's rounder or bigger or nicer
>>4268174All pony butts are good, there is no best.
>>4268181Is that fucking Jin?
>>4268205Do share.
Only Dendi may save us now.
>>4268160That Nightmare Moon
>>4268150Rarity making Spike and/or Pip model her new dresses
>>4268203Why does Rarity have mitts/fishnet stockings?
>>4268212Why would I do that? I like A.J., they wrote for me once.
>>4268209But flutterbutt is the best
>tfw my mom found a shitty old quartz-movement pocketwatch>with machine-stamped "engraving" or horses on it>She asked if I want itI need to get a fedora and a brony tshirt.
>>4268203Great job man. The style is familiar.
>>4268099Go on...
>>4268214TI2 has been so fucking boring
Is anything being streamed right now?
>>4268195nah they aren't dead. but they have become horrible jobs. like work at EA tier jobs
>>4268214
>>4268196But she'd probably be the one fucking you....also it looks like her dick is strapped to the side of her leg.Why did I boner?
>>4268089That sounds interesting. As long as mares are involved too.
I like how the mayor just wanted to read in the sunshine on her day off. That seems nice and ordinary.I bet she'd appreciate the simpler things in life, as well as the finer things.
>>4268224No you fucking don't. Keep that shit classy; horses are classy so you can keep the watch.
colouranon heresomeone wanted this thing done upit's late so have a quick colour
>>4268233I can't be fucked by that without dying or being permanently damaged.
>>4268236That wasn't the mayor
could anyone post the "how to draw fat pone" guide thing?
>>4268160`Where does she posts these sketches?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334403?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee3more3theend
>>4268242real nice
>>4268227What more do you want?Dash bringing reverse-trap trap Scootaloo to try and fit in?
>>4268245I think it was in Lesson Zero.
>>4268207Oh.Well I can try then.>>4268209That's debatable.>>4268230The great thing about the Internet is it's entirely possible to make a career out of practically anything you can think of and you get to be your own boss.I mean it's not easy, but it's possible.
>>4268242
>Spike and Garble in dresses>It's really damn awkward, but they have to honor the bet they last>Garble hates to admit it, but while they're walking past the rest of the dragons, Spike's embarrassed blush is making him look way more adorable than he should be>Garble can feel something rising beneath his skirt>tugs down on it and tries not to focus on Spike
>>4268157I would fondle her belly non-sexually.
oh my gawd
>>4268228U NO RIKE MORPHRING? U NO RIKE RONE DRUID? FUCK YOU AMERICAN PIG YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DOTA
>>4268238>horses are classyanon, horses are stupid sweaty shit machines that smell like they were carved from a million assholes
>>4268266that pony doesn't have a gigantic buttyou guys lied to me
>>4268248http://angelthecatgirl.tumblr.com/>>4268243Would you just worship it like a horny slut instead?Hugging it and kissing it and licking it and stroking it?
I believe Luna fits a couple categories.
>>4268228>Morphling is GODLIKE!!! every gameWith you there broham
>>4268272u wot m8
>>4268272you can never have enough symmetrical dockingEspecially between a submissive girl and a bossy girl
>>4268242I like it. It's different in a good way.
>>4268242Would save again
>>4268242>tfw you get your lineart coloredI'm all giggling and shit. I'm saving this. Keep being excellent!
>>4268272Hahahaha, furries...
>>4268287>>4268228Navi vs Ig now, maybe we will get something good
>>4268278She doesn't have one, yet.
>>4268266SORRY FOR BEING SO VAGUE I AM SQUANDERING YOUR PRECIOUS ATTENTION ;_;If you were to draw another butt I could tell you which I like better and we could figure this out.god damn I'm smooth
>>4268278You need to look closerCloser...
>>4268150Yes please!Sexual, and involving Twilight and/or Rarity of course.
Which VA will drop out first?
>>4268272wat
>>4268272>xenomorph woman
>>4268217Oh yes.
>>4268320She has the same fucking smileeverywhere
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334403?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeJUST TWO MORE GUYS
>>4268325Does she have a radioactive dick too?
>>4268323OOGA BOOGAThat prequel update made me jump, shit.
>>4268025
>>4268320Nicole.
>>4268323I want zombie ghosts to leave.
>>4268320Tara
>>4268247>>4268247>>4268247please
>>4268320Probably none of them. VA work is really easy.But if I had to guess, the one who does AJ/Dash.
>>4268322i would
>>4268325If it wasn't for the unnaturally large tits, I could like this. Dat loincloth.
>>4268339No.And Acid's dick isn't radioactive. It glows like a glowstick.
>>4268341>>4268347
>>4268349
>>4268181Poor Fluttershy. She wants Spike all to herself...
>>4268350 ;__________;
>>4268358thanks
>>4268325Damn, I could probably eat her out while standing.
>>4268320Nicole
>>4268350>Not knowing the name of Ashleigh Ballshiggy
>>4268303Pudge will be banned again, someone gets morphling, 7 seconds of pvp then 10 minutes of farmingChinese doter so dull
>>4268341It is good to be brave...
>>4268274No way dude. Horses are cute and adorable and cool.
SAVE US NAH VEEREMEMBER PEARL HARBOR
Go ahead and grab a snack from the fridge. Doesn't matter what...
>>4268255I know I'm late for thisPLEASE DO
>>4268350Then were will she get her brony bux to prop up her shitty band?>indie pop>ice cube soup
>>4268358EVERYTIMEUNF
>>4268379There is a time when bravery is better shown by nopeing on out.
>>4268353>anthropomorphic pony with horn, wings, and a mane that flows reflecting the stars of the night sky>complain about her boobs being unrealisticNigga...
>>4268274>not working with horsesi guess i can see that happening if you have no experience with them.just like how people can claim that /mlp/ is a terrible board when all they do is go to /b/reads and see the shit they posted.
>>4268278Sure she does.You should see that one Celestia vector where her butt was like one big circle. The whole butt was like bigger than her head.Or maybe I'm remembering it wrong.>>4268305I'd love to, but I can't draw for shit now.I don't know what's happening someone please help my tears won't stop this is a living hell.
>>4268274>tfw at the parents' in the country>tfw a walk in the fields>tfw a mare approaches>tfw shit flies everywhereI couldn't even touch her.
>>4268364>Lyra thinks she found a friend.
>>4267912Rainbow DashLunaN/ARainbow DashRarityRainbow DAsh
>>4268393>reflecting the stars of the night skyNah, the mane IS the night sky.
>>4268358>>4268389I get a boner everytime and I don't even like fat ponies
>>4268356Does she have to snap it and shake it around a bit for it to start working?
>>4268397Visualize a banana in your head.
>>4268386Guess I'll have to make a greentext when I feel like it
>>4268415fuck you, my uncle died that way
this things it's really taking its time
>>4268397GET BETTER SOON
>>4268393It's not actually about them being unrealistic, I just don't like big boobs.
>>4268394>/mlp/>not a literal quarantine zone for the rest of 4chan
>>4268412Maybe it snaps every time she gets hard.Like you know you got her in the mood the moment she starts to glow.
>>4268397Cut off your ear, it worked for Picasso
>>4268420The banana must've gone bad.
>>4268356So no dick at all?I could get into this.
>>4268412fuck you man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djI6nc9EVMM
>>4268430You mean Botticelli
>>4268430That was Bob Ross you idiot
>>4268430That was Van Damme
I just saw Corel still makes $500 drawing suites. Does anyone here use CorelDraw?Does anyone use CorelDraw?
my little pony: friendship is magic
>>4268419
>>4268400A mare tried to shit on you?
>>4268449I was referring to flies that eat shitBut now I can't stop laughing
post an idea for me to fap to using my imagination
>>4268430Wasn't that Da Vinci?
>>4268397>I'd love to, but I can't draw for shit now.>I don't know what's happening someone please help my tears won't stop this is a living hell.TESS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I FEEL THIS FEEL RIGHT NOW
>>4268025crookedtree set the bar really high and they are intimidated. And people just default to cupcakes.
>>4268454Rarity as a Shetland Pony
>>4268454pinkie getting her nipples pierced.
>>4268445I use it for doing simple ads for my brother's business because he's too cheap to pay for actual marketing people. It's the best program I found for that.
>>4268255Oh yes!
>>4268454Pony vore
>>4268444Does MLPG like JCVD?Should I set up a stramming program to share this with those poor souls who haven't seen it?
>>4268454this>>4268449
>>4268454Rainbow Dash eating all the pones.
>>4268358LK plsplschubby guide 2
>>4268445My brother uses Corel Painter a lot.
>>4268454Pipsqueak getting fucked by 20 stallions
doodle requests?
>>4268255Is there going to be reverse-trap trap Scootaloo on trap Spike action? Please let there be!
>>4268467I love JCVD. Are you aware?
>>4268480Flim and Flam out of business as hobosLike in trading places
>>4268480sweetie belle
>>4268454Pinkie being spanked while wearing a schoolgirl outfit.
>>4268467I liked Time Cop.It was hilarious.
>>4268472and make fluttershy the model
>>4268480>>4268463
>>4268480Dragon Rarity fucking a 1994 Buick Century Wagon.
>>4268480A Johnny Cash pony
>>4268415No I mean it.I literally can't draw.It's all bad.I can't even.I'm in hell I am.I mean this is better than what I was doing earlier, but really other than this it's just awful.
>>4268480Rarity forcing Spike to model one of her dresses
>>4268454Large insertion, massive sperm production, and over-filling your partner to the point they swell up and force your dick out, drenching them in the rest of your semen output. Not to be dissuaded, you shove your dick up her ass and continue to ejaculate. Eventually she starts to cough up excess sperm and when you finally finish there is nearly an inch of semen coating the floor and bed.
>>4268449>she rams into you from a short distance with enough force to knock you over on your stomach>before you can react, she lays down on your back and positions her rump just below your neck>she raises her tail, letting the end of it hover in front of your face>the floodgates open
This happened while hovering over a picture with desktop ponies on. it looked cute so i thought i would share.
Ah buhlieve Ah can flyAh buhlieve Ah can touch the skyAh think about it erry night n' daySpread muh wings n' fly away...
>>4267850Your art sucks. Go away.
>>4268480Rarity as a Shetland Pony
>>4268480Rarity eating a giant marshmallow
>>4268489No, make it Pinkie
>>4268495I've been feeling the same way.
>>4268453That makes more sense. Well, then I guess her owner hadn't kept her properly cleaned. I'm sure if a human walked around in a field in the sun for weeks, there'd be shit flies everywhere too.
>>4268499Are you that anon that tries to stealth boner people?You didn't get me, but I like your style.
>new Protomen Act 3 songYes please. Though I can't hear shit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfERAbRRzxE&feature=player_embedded
>>4268435I would have mentioned glass sounds, but I didn't.
>>4268505>ah>buhlieve>muhJesus christ, kill yourself.
>>4268508>Rarity eating herselfYes do this
>>4268495Well that was the point of that latest thing and doing it during a thing. While you were doing the latest thing, you could get active feedback and you are just doing things anyways.
>>4268499Oh my.Got any pictures of this?
>>4268495Maybe inking just takes it out of ya
>>4268495Whenever this nasty stuff happens, I take a break.
>>4268518>New Act 3 songOh god my dick
>tfw your only friends are anonymous posters on an online imageboard
>>4268497>he gets a boner while she's fiddling with the dress on him
>>4267999"She had the mark!""She had to go!"Ponies used to die of cutie pox.When Ruby got her cutie mark, they thought she was cursed.They thought they were giving her a mercy kill.
Navi can do it they said
>>4268517>stealth bonerWhat?
>>4268532I could be a little less AnonymousFor you, Anonymous
>>4268495EVERYONE IS MISERABLE.I WISH WE COULD ALL HUGS.
>>4268518HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMEDSEASON 3 CONFIRMEDBEST DAY OF LIFE
>>4268532
>>4268532It's not so bad. You don't have to do stuff with them if you don't want to and they never call on you when you're busy.
>>4268542Morpha2
>>4268505Do you even watch the show?
>>4268521
>>4268539Surprised no one's done an animation of it.
>>4268518That sounds fucking great.
>>4268518OoooohThankyou for bringing this to my attention.
>>4267756Jessy draw a flutterbutt
>>4268532I love you. Give me a hug.
>>4268532good feelpeople outside the internet are annoying and uninteresting
>>4268546You know, a boner you can't explain.
>>4268532Y-You really think of me as a friend anon?
>>42685182pleb4me
so what's this about Ross harassing Kraut?
>>4268518It's so good
>>4268565I really wish I could give you a hug. I haven't had a hug in months.
>>4268501It looks like a little flower that's her resting on her ear~
>>4268539Celestia cursed them to a living hell for their misguided attempt to save the villageShe damned Ruby, the innocent victim, in the processCelestia can still look others in the eye and genuinely smile
>>4268576who cares
>>4268568Does that ever happen?Boners usually result from reading a very hot greentext or looking at high quality porn.
>>4268578>monthsGet a load of this big fucking baby, getting all sad for not getting hugged for _months_.
>>4268518I don't get it
>>4268588Yes, it usually follows developing a fetish you didn't know you had.
>>4268517I've set myself off before, glad it didn't happen this time though.
>>4268568That's a whybonerI'm guessing a stealthboner is when someone tries to turn you on without you knowing until it's too late.
>>4268588Yeah, the idea is usually a hot greentext about a subject that isn't normally a turn-on.
Are we reaching /v/ "harmony" levels right now?
Season 3 when?
>>4268532Live in California?
>>4268570I do. I really, really do.
>>4268525This is less something that can be fixed with advice and more a case of my hand just is not working.I'll still do the thing if I can, but right now I just can't even.>>4268528I don't know what else to do.
The Microbe ManA man is cursed with the ability to feel the pain of every micro-organism he steps upon. He has to get home from work, knowing that every step he takes will enflame his entire body with unbearable pain.The Microbe Man 2A man is cursed with the ability to feel the pain of every micro-organism he DOESN'T step on. He stomps around in a field in a futile attempt to lessen his eternal suffering. Running Time: 3 hours.My Rocket Powered GrandpaNASA experiment on making old people less boring by attaching rockets to themSex DriveA man undergoes an experimental treatment that may regrow his missing limbs. However, a car that once belonged to a sex offender falls into the machine, and transforms him into a monster. Half man, half car, and half rapist, he prowls the roads looking for some hot cars to bang. Rated 18+ for car on car rape scenes.Tech HorseA computer store that's run by a horse. The horse has the ability to talk to machines, and thus is knows to fix them. However it cannot fix them itself, as it lacks hands, and it can't tell people how to fix it either, as it is a horse. A machine is built that can translate tech horse, but it breaks, and only tech horse knows how to fix it.Black WireCrime Thriller about a pube found on a toilet seat that nobody wants to pick up (Metaphor about how politicians aren't willing to get their hands dirty to make the world a better and cleaner place)
>>4268599I think the terms could be used interchangeably most of the time.
>>4268591Seconded. I thought it was decent but that is about it.
>>4268603with all the meta bullshit, yes
>>4268606No one wants to hang out with you
>>4268606Nope. MississippiI hate it here so much.
Some one should draw the CMC getting chased around by an angry goose.
>>4268603Those levels can never be reached ever againAnd those levels were so high that everything afterwards was shit
slow down please.
>>4268597Such "acquired" fetishes aren't generally true fetishes - just fancies that come and go. (not that you ever stop liking them, but after a while they lose strength a bit and become just another thing you can enjoy but don't care all that much about)
>>4268591i dont either, unless there is something im missing it seems like your average rock/metal song
>>4268570>sweaty FluttershyAnd then she inadvertently makes a double-entendreWhen she realizes what she said, she'll just stare at you bug-eyed and make a high-pitched whine
What's the best place to stram for free?
>>4268599That doesn't exactly make sense. It's not like you don't know when you're reading an erotic greentext.
>>4268640Livestream?
>>4268640Livestream
>>4268631no gotta go fast!
>>4268644i would like /v/ to leave
>>4268582>implying it wasn't Nightmare Moon who did it>or the forest itself cursing them>trapping their damned souls where they lied, forcing them to relive their mistake over and over, hoping they'll see where they went wrong>but they never do lean>so the forest just grows and grows>keeping anyone from finding the damned village
>>4268644Because I'm not interested in sex.
>>4268634I think this is just coming down to semantics, but I mostly agree with you. In my mind, anything sexual you enjoy could be considered a fetish, but some are larger than others.
>>4268644Because i havent met the right person
>>4268644>>>/v/ is that way.
>>4268600Like this?This tends to give me a boner even though I'm not hugely into farts.I really enjoy it when people manage to do this.
>>4268639>"Oh, I'm so happy to finally have a stallion friend!"
>>4268644I lost mine in high school like a normal personI sucked a dick before I lost my virginity to a girl
>>4268651>>4268648their website makes it look like you need to pay them $45/month
>>4268643Usually it's a greentext about a mundane activity that wouldn't normally be considered erotic
>>4268644Because I'm very unsure about my own sexuality and no one of either gender has ever shown any kind of romantic interest in me.
>>4268672You don'tYou can get a free channel that can stream to a maximum of 50 people
>>4268653Performing a Sonic Rainboom must feel all kinds of ecstatic.
>>4268644When I lost my virginity we fucked for eight hours straight.
>>4268653superfluous effects are the only thing rainbow dash is good for
>>4268608Yeah, that's kinda something I can't really give advice for, seeing as I do not have a developed style yet. I do not know the feeling of not being able of drawing it. Maybe that means you're living a period of change in your drawing skills? Perhaps the solution is embracing the change, for it will bring a new style you're more comfortable with. I have no idea. Those are just 3 a.m. suppositions and probably doesn't make any sense.
>>4268672i don't think that is true.also what is it you will be streaming. i hope it's something interesting because mlpg is ded along with everything else right now
>>4268669could you be any more ambiguous about your gender
>>4268682People say how pinkies hair must taste good, but i think Dash has the good tasting hair. i mean ponies are always biting and pulling on it.
>>4268644Because I'm Gandalf.
>>4268388>Hey Ocean>shittyanon please
>>4268644Because I want a girls that will love me for my nail fetish, but they keep rejecting me before the act.
>>4268702
>>4268702What if that's Dash's fetish? Having her hair yanked?
>>4268689and being a cutie patootie
>>4268659Maybe. I'd say my only true fetish is pissing, seeing as it's one I've had all my life, and continue to have. I've had periods of being interested in other specific things, but none have ever been as strong or as persistent, and none were ever really a requirement in porn.
>>4268644Because I want to be a lich. I feel my powers growing with each virgin second passed.
>>4268702only AJ.
>>4268676It's funny how when combined with a sexy female pony, even the most mundane things can be made arousing.
>>4268655>one pony learned their lesson>contiually begs and pleads for it all to stop>their wish is never granted>Ruby still damned to die over and over>the sun still passes over the village>you can hear Celestia's horrible laugh as it sets
>>4268691I'm thinking of trying to stram JCVD because it's a good movie and didn't get enough attention because it's in french, even though it's hysterical even through subtitles.
>>4268720unless you're a whore that doesn't pay much. Get a real job, slacker
>>4268717>from cloud episode>rainbows are spicy>ponies use rainbow dashes hair like peppermint gum
>>4268717Applejack doesn't understand personal space.
>>4268730Even farts?
>>4268723When you hit 66 you become a lich?
>tfw S3 is released utill november-december
>>4268692I'm a dude
>>4268753Applejack has a feeding fetish. She sneaks it in whenever she gets the chance.
>>4268756I think it's 80. Wizard is 30, right?
>>4268690No it's cool, I'm just tired.After a certain point today I just crashed.
>>4268755no, sneezes
>>4268721I like to say that I have every fetish under the sun, even though I can only fap to a select few at a time, and some come and go. My biggest one would be feet, and I've always had it and always will.Nothing's ever really been a requirement in porn, although a picture or video with an emphasis on nice feet usually becomes an immediate favorite.
>>4268765Was it a girl's dick you sucked?
>Navi gives up Naga and Dark SeerWelp gg
>>4268532>Barbecue>Friends in the other room blasting OF playing spectator sport GTA4>Still on MLPGI've lost control of my life.
>>4268755Yes, especially farts.
>>4268793>>>/vg/
>>4268753I think that's a general Earth Pony thing. None of them believe in personal space.
>>4268784only Fluttershys
>>4268719Well she hasn't until AJ started yanking her all the time.If you've noticed.Twilights been magically yanking her a whole lot this season.
>>4268790We've been here to long, you and I
>>4268753And she looks like she's enjoying it, at that!
>>4268719I thought her fetish was having her hooves filed and polished
>>4268767I've always wondered, there are tons of guys who have foot fetishes and it's been hypothesized that it's due to the location of sensory parts of the genitals next to the feet sensory location. Wouldn't that effect women as well. I've never really heard of a woman with a foot fetish.
>>4268506Thanks for the constructive criticism.
>>4268797What about Fluttershy's farts?
>>4268749What?
>>4268682In my headcanon, the moments before a sonic rainboom are like when you enter a wormhole in sci-fi, all the images are stretching out and such. Then when you break through the barrier, you get an adrenaline rush and everything around you is in slow-mo like when the Flash enters the speed dimension. That's why RD could save four ponies right before hitting the ground, they were falling in slow-motion.
>>4268817Mind taking a request?
>>4268817>full frontal scrunch
>>4268767She just wants to fill ponies up with her country cooking
>>4268815Have you ever heard of any woman with a fetish?For all I know all women might be abstinent.
>>4268824that sounds agreeable
>>4268819Especially Fluttershy's farts. She practically lives on vegetables and eggs.She would probably have the most voluminous and pungent farts of all the ponies.
>>4268842Have you ever been on tumblr?Women are just as perverted as men.
>>4268653Does it bother anyone else that before she succeeded at the SRB because her speed and her descent, yet in this she just does it by herself?Also i think the SRB looks really dumb and not all that spectacular.
>>4268819>>4268856pls go
>>4268856Would you let her tie you up and force you to smell her farts all night?
>>4268837She probably sneaks her pussy juices and urine into everything she bakes and gets a girl-boner from making other ponies eat it.
>>4268817Just tired of you. Don't you have commissions to be doing? Why are you wasting your time here?
>>4268859Im pretty sure you wouldent feel that way if you saw one if it were actually possible
>>4268859She's gotten better at it with time and practice.Also what the heck mangThat shit changes ponies lives.8 different ponies got their cutie marks that wedding day
>>4268874>Why are you wasting your time here?why are you?
>>4268874Fuck off hateanon
>>4268877
>>4268815>>4268842I haven't heard of any women with foot fetishes specifically, but I know there are girls who are into piss, scat and S&M.
>>4268831Just finished a commission so sure, what'cha want?
>>4268871Glad you're likin' it, sugarcube.
Which pony is most likely to secretly be a serial killer?
>>4268874>>4268884He's right though. MLPG isn't people's personal blogs, not even Drawfags.
>>4268842I have had several female friends who all had their own dirty desires.
Okay, gonna try stramming. Come watch JCVD with me.http://www.livestream.com/riffraffselbow
So how was your day?
>>4268890Rarity as a Shetland Pony
>>4268817Shut the fuck up you whore. Why didn't you listen to Ross when he was dishing out dunks to you disgusting bronies? You have no idea what he has had to go through to end up where is he now. He has learned more about art than you will your entire lifetime.
>>4268868Maybe, if she really wanted me to.
So, apparently you become a "magic-user" (魔法使い) if you are still a virgin after 30. I can't find any other ranks yet, even though I sure did see "lich" mentioned somewhere.
>>4268890Luna with the Poltergust 3000 and Celestia with the FLUDD.
>>4268886A mighty accomplashmint
>>4268906>>>/b/read
>>4268911Hi ross
>>4268891Oh I'd happily eat it.No need to hide it from me.
>>4268911
>>4268895>personal blog>is taking requests and posting a request she took.
>>4268906
>>4268911>Ross drawing anything new>Same fat fetish shit for the past 2 fucking years with no improvementMY SIDES
>>4268890Pallet Swap getting chased by an angry goose.
>>4268909Are you seriously going to request that to everyone?
>>4268894Fluttershy. All that pent up rage is going to need outlet occasionally.Sometimes when she knows no other pony is around, she lets off steam by brutally torturing small woodland creatures.
WHO GETS THEIR CUTIE MARKS IN SEASON 3?!
>>4268911>Ross in charge of being subtle.i thought we gave you to the rest of the board as a good will gift.
>>4268890a flutterbutt
>>4268964Some background pony
>>4268964Skyla
>>4268950Second.
>>4268937But she really shouldn't be. She should be doing the work she was paid for rather than trying to get asspats here. As much as Ross can be a dick at least he gives people the art he owes within a reasonable amount of time.
>>4268964background pony #156
>>4268974AJ ALREADY HAS HERS ITS APPLES
>>4268950thirded
>>4268978Would anyone actually pay Ross to draw?
>>4268933Maybe we can arrange a lil sumthin sumthin. How about y'all meet me at the barn tonight?
>>4268964Everyone but you
>>4268886>Twilight couldn't hatch Spike until RD did her SRB>RD is Spike's father
>>4268978What is taking a break from the quality shit you are getting paid to do for a few minutes and dicking around for a thousand, Alex.
>>4268964None of the CMC
>>4268898Cool>tfw you're fluent in French
>>4268995They babies are not even touching you
>>4268991Blind people?
>>4268978AHAHAHAHAHAHAthat shit he churns out looks worse than JJ's sketches. one more thing.AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.livestream.com/riffraffselbowJCVD has started. procaster is surprisingly easy to work with.
>>4268991Furries have no standards when it comes to getting their fetishes fulfilled.And it's funny, because that's all Ross gets paid to draw. Furry fat fetish shit. So much for being an animator, right?
>>4268991Ross.
>>4267463I LIKE THIS PONEIT IS GOOD PONE
>>4268978Then criticize her for that and not something she isnt doing? and what proof do you have that she is missing deadlines? she even said she is taking a request because she just finished a commission.
>>4269017>Ross gives himself 10 dollars>Draws himself a fat sketch>Smiles and hangs it up on his wall
>>4269003>post ends by talking about Ross always finishing on time>taking that post seriouslyWhat is a joke?
>>4269009Like I give a fuckThey're still making a mess of everything
Is it too early for HorsexI need to fap
>>4269016>That art is what he will show to the animation studio as his credentials.>He floats out of the studio in a massive torrent of vomit.>Glitter Glue must be behind this!
>>4268911>No Gorilla warfareOh, you were so close.
>>4269028My fucking sides
>>4268994I'll be there.
>>4269034That depends, which pony did you have in mind for horsesex?
>>4269039http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>4269003Paid work is paid workShould always take priority over everything else other then (reasonable) personal/family emergencies whether its a shitty minimum wage job, fire fighting, or drawing art/commissions.That being said, as long as time is set side for it, its all good. Doing other shit and telling commissioners that its gonna take longer then expected isn't acceptable.
>>4269028>>4269030>Print this post and stick it on your wall so I won't have to explain this againI guess it takes one to know one, eh?
>>4269028I can sort of see that happening.
>>4269039Why aren't you working yourself in such a rut you loose the will to even pick up a tablet stylus like I want you to do!DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC PREVENTING MY MASTER PLAN!WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE MY TERRIBLE PLANS!
>>4269021She was posted to Artist's Beware. Apparently she account hopped and never told any of the people who paid her and continues to dick around here, churning out art within a quick amount of time when she could be doing what she actually owes. She doesn't have a good track record.
>>4269016But why would they when there are so many far more talented artists they could pay to draw for them?
There's something wrong with this...
>>4269051Oh, any kindI prefer waifu and lactation but I don't want to bother anyone
>>4269054So...She should do all her paid work at the same time and burn herself out.Right...You are aware she has deadlines and knows how fast she has to do it, and has them scheduled in a way that gives her some breathing room, correct?
>>4269077No cutie mark?
>>4269077>manface
>>4269077I'd suck his dick
>>4269077Her cutie mark should be showing, that must be it.
>>4269072Got a link of that post? Sounds juicy.Maybe Jessy is another Jessica Elwood?
>>4269077a very manly fluttershy
>>4269072>Some assdamaged kids didn't get their shit drawn when a misunderstanding occurred.Did she not draw your animal person character for you slugger?
Evens: Masturbate to glorious best pony waifuOdds: MLPG's choice
She hears 'em from Mac
>>4269034It's never too early for horse sex.
>>4269072[citation needed]
>>4269077
>>4269091I would cuddle a Fluttershy tenderly.
>>4269077Oh geez. That's... what'shisname. The guy that called in sick for hurricane duty.
>>4269124Thunderlane.
>>4269110Welp, here's your picture.
>>4269119What kind of reaction is that?
>>4269087That's the point I was making, yes.If that's how its going, its all good. If she's not meeting deadlines and didn't set up a "its done when its done policy", then that's no bueno.
>>4269120Fluttershy is a really really cuddly pony
>>4269136
>>4269084I know it's semi-old by now. I wonder if we'll get any new stuff like this some time.
>>4269072>Artist's BewareGuess what, Buttercup is on there as well, and the one who put her on there has some serious problems. That place is a site people with agendas and social problems go to vent their frustration.
>>4269099>>4269109>>4269117http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/606625.html
>>4269132Yeah, that faggot.
>>4269146Fluttershy, you should leave your bong on the window sill like thatOne of your animals might knock it over and break it
>>4269120>>4269146That's the best way to handle Fluttershy. Tenderly and full of cuddles.And maybe some brushie brushie.
>>4268717
>>4269109Well why should be commissions be any different from people throwing shit fits over bad customer service/products?
>>4269146Yes.Yes she is.
>>4269160>4570
>>4269160>4570x5000>4570
>>4269153Nigga I'm not going to read that, are you buttmad?
>>4269153>livejournalIf you even think for a second that site is trustworthy at all, you are either a troll or a social retard.
>>4268717>>4269169AJ must have jaws of steel
>PAYING>FOR>PONY>DRAWINGS
Look at this cute horse.
>>4269077Here I fixed it.
>>4269195Eath ponies have the magic of perfect leverage. If they wanted to, they could move the world.
>>4269202Some nigga would just like to help a nigga out, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
>>4269186>>4269189The image isn't perfectly square, what the fuck do you want me to do?
>>4269203Too bad he's gay and wants me to stuff that oreo down his throat with my dick.
>>4269142I think you're unreasonably jumping to the assumption that Jessy can't handle her workload
>>4269202>40 bucks
>>4269203I don't like that horse
>>4269202>not supporting artists you like
Rank the ponies from least to most cuddly.
>>4269202>paying for any drawing at all>no making the drawings yourself
>>4269203That's not a horse, it's a final fantasy character.
>>4269149Oh man I hadn't seen that one before
>>4269202Lol for reals. If I want to see my pony doing something I just like imagine it, duh.
>>4269228They all tie for first place
>>4269208>heterochromic
>>4269192Proof is usually included. If not, then ya its just as bad as saying "Jessy is an artist of questionable commission conduct" with nothing to back it up.
>>4269208oh wtf
>>4269218How are you going to do that? Is your dick prehensile?Can you use your urethra lips to grab and hold things?
>>4269222No wait whatThat's like a week's worth of foodOr a good harmonica
>>4269237I'd say they all tie for last place.
>>4269208
>>4269163dude what
>>4269202People will pay for ANYTHING.
>>4269223Oh great now you made him all sad, way to go.
>>4269244>40 bucks>A weekNigga what the shit
>>4269257mane pls go
>>4269244>Or a good harmonicatom petty pls
>>4269153Assuming its 100% the truth it sounds like a case of someone falling inbetween the cracks and nothing as malicious as you are insinuating.
>>4269257Fuck off nanaki/mane
>>4269257Fucking great, get lost.
>>4269260>buying expensive food
>>4269250Sorry, I meant to say you shouldn't leave it in the window like that.I just don't want your glassware to get broken
>>4269250That explains how she deals with her boyfriend Angel's constant abuse.
>>4269243He sets the oreo on his tongue and my dick pushes it in.Why are you making me think about this, dammit. It was just a joke.
>>4269260Bread, Peanut Butter, Jelly, and milk.
>>4269272Healthy food is expensive, man
>>4269257I can filter these images right?
>>4269260Spaghetti, apples, oil and tea.
>>4269190>people ask for evidence of the livejournal post>he posts evidence of the livejournal post>are you buttmad?Okay not that Anon, but what?>>4269192Proof is provided in the post.
>>4269260I remember when I had a job that paid my expenses$20 for dinner err day
>>4269283Yes.
>>4269283indeed you can
>>4269283Don't forget to report them too.
>>4269219i never accussed Jessy of such, I was just debating what any artist should be doing as far as dealing with commissions.Right now other people are accusing her of screwing around and others are defending her on the basis that artists above proper etiquette or such when it comes to commissions. Both sides are being retarded.
>>4269284What is the oil for?
Good night MLPG.Tomorrow will suck less.
>>4269291>>4269260>>4269272>>4269282>>4269284>>4269278Looks like sentenal did more than pay Jr, her fed him for a week.
>>4269296>>4269298fucking thank you, anons
>>4269299>Implying they are breaking any rules at all
>>4269267But proof in the post reveals that Jessy blatantly ignored the customer, multiple times.
>>4269309Drinking?
>>4269309To lube up the apples duh.
>>4269310I sure hope so.G'night Anon.
>>4269301This was the result of a 50 buck donation. How does that make you feel?
>>4269266Seriously, when you play the harmonica, you start thinking of them as a currency. A good/concert harmonica goes from 30 to 60 bucks, a starting one is 10, great ones are 100+.
>>4269320Everyone that cares is crying their sympathies this very moment
>>4269290He's an idiot, but it's a livejournal post that provides virtually no solid proof outside of personal accounts.Like someone else said, fucking Buttercup is on there. It's a site for little whiny fags to slander people they don't like. Hardly reliable evidence.
>>4269275dude.... what
>>4269311i really wish jr stopped that retarded nyx tumblr and did something else. the whole setup for one joke this big isnt worth it.
>>4269309The spaghetti, probably.Or the apples~
>>4269310>Implying the thread isn't chill at the moment
WOULD YOU HOVER OVER THIS SPOILER TEXT?
>>4269321>Drinking oilhttp://justmegawatt.com/comics/glyceride.html
If you were to compare ponies to fruit, Applejack would obviously be an apple.But if she were a vegetable, she'd probably be a horseradish!
>>4269267Read it over/more thoroughly. The person was contacting her over and over and keeping track of her constant changing of contact info with proof to back this up.
>>4269329>somebody paid $50 for thatits so boring and plain
>>4269329
>>4269310Bye man/girl/pony.
>>4269329>No tribal tattoos on Dash>No leather armor on Applejack>No magic armor on RarityThis is hardly even fanart for Dangerous Business
>>4269153>She even draws things for 4chanheheheh
>>4269344>implying i need to hover
>>4269336I hope you're not being serious.
>>4269340>implying the best jokes don't take a while to build upAdmittedly there is something to be said for a quick joke, but ones that people will remember take time to craft and build. He's trying to make a moment, but there's a good chance he's going to get that one guy who shouts in the middle of a quiet part that will ruin the set.
Tess pls stram.
>>4269356>Tfw about to post the exact same comment
>>4269354Oh that reminds me!What was the last fic you read MLPG?Was it fap or regular?
>>4269365
>>4269309It's for frying the apples
>>4269335Cares for what? That the customer got screwed over or that Jessy possible does this to several other paying customers?
>>4269356Did you even read the fanfiction?
someone pls mafia
>>4269347
>>4269365>oh man i hate fun>all this fun around me>i hate it
>>4269376im calling it now. no one will remember this "joke" after a week except a few people on mlpg.
>>4269337Fluttershy is a very silly pone.
>>4269394alright fine jesus just wait a minute
>>4269379It's always fap
>tfw gay but nothing gets you harder than softcore ecchiI don't understand
>>4269401It's been going for more than a month I'm pretty sure
Why is MLPG so defensive when it comes to draw/writefags? Why can't you guys learn to ignore someone when they insult [draw/writefag name here] when it's obvious they're just trying to get a rise out of everyone?
>>4269351And like other anon's have said LiveJournal doesn't exactly have a reputation of having the most honest of user bases. The anon was making it out to be like Jessy is some sort of master con artist when its one person over now one sketch. Is it right? no, but Jessy is human and we dont know what her side of the story is either.
>>4269411I'm sure he meant the actual joke, not the entire blog.
>Jessy is a SonicfagI feel like I should be less surprised than I am.
>>4269402>>4269337Why does Flutterpony eat so many chips?
>>4269379I don't know many good non-fapfics. Dangerous Business bored me to death.But I read that loli luna thing last.
>>4269401Well, in the grand scheme of things nothing matters, but we should appreciate things nonetheless. We'll see if it was worth the wait, and whether or not it holds up to time we shouldn't really care so long as we think it's funny.
>>4269417Because if we don't it would look like apathy or acceptance.
>>4269402
>>4269417Some drawfags are sensitive and actually believe trolling
>>4269427... I don't know, why?
>>4269427she's a fat ugly bitch who hoards welfare checks and lives in filth with dozens of animals that come in off the street
>>4269427do you even marijuana
>>4269394>>4269407http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334536?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4269429D...Did you honestly try to masturbate to It's A...?
>>4269427Because she's the most chill
>>4269417Because >fanfiction is shit and you are shit for liking it.
>>4269432Then why does no one come to Anonymous' defense when Anonymous gets insulted?
>>4269427I don't know but we need more
>>4269442But everytime we see her house, which is kinda often, its really very clean with few animals actually inhabiting the main living areas.
>>4269427Weed makes you hungry
>>4269442Do you even watch the show? Her house is spotless, and her animal friends help her clean.
>>4269443All my dad does in his free time is smoke marijuana.And then he eats a bunch of ice cream and chips.He's gotten so fat.
>>4269450No, no, I was saying that I don't know many good non-fapfics. I was saying Dangerous Business didn't interest me.
>>4269436Most of the time I never see the person that's being insulted respond to negative post. It's usually people trying to defend them.
>>4269446The system is down for maintenance as of 20:49 EDT.It'll be back shortly.
>>4269450I masturbated to Dash's acid trip dream
>>4269446>system is down for maintenanceLUUUUCIIIID
>>4269460>implying you can get the stink out of that bitch's coat
>>4269336Unless the livejournal guy is honestly bad enough to forge or fake evidence, the guy was promised a commission by Jessy a year ago and has been ignored since then.I like Jessy and think that guy's unnecessarily whiny for just $18, but something isn't right.
>>4269427Eating disorder
>>4267756Requester here, thanks Jessy!
>>4269460>>4269457filtered
>>4269461Your dad is a burnout. Slap his shit around until he does something interesting with his life.
>>4269455Because he's a faggot
>>4269446>The system is down for maintenance as of 20:49 EDT.>It'll be back shortly.
So someone requested Lyra sleeping on a couch last thread, I had to go out, so I just hammered this out.Anything need fixing so far (besides no back legs)?
>>4269481Well, she should give him his money back.I don't really give a fuck about this shit in the slightest. Why is this even an issue?
>>4269502>GhostsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>4269481It might not have been a lot of money but I still think it's pretty shitty for someone to treat a customer that way.
>>4269502IS SHE OKAY
>>4269467Oh, OK, no problem then. >>4269475You sir, are weird.
>>4269519BUSTAH WULF!
>>4269498I think he's a nice guy with good opinions.
>>4269510Because it MIGHT mean that Jessy screws around or ignores commissions.Keyword: Might.Can honestly be a slip through the cracks, but its still shitty of her if the accusations are true.
>>4269502I think it's okay. I hope you're going to do something with those back legs...
Your favorite pony just tooted
>>4269520I can't help it if I have a "out of reality" fetishit's not like material for it is easy to find, alright?
I wonder, is Jr on that live journal?
>>4269544Twilight Sparkle farts glitter.
Alright we're backhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334536?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeget in here
>>4269524He should get a productive hobby.
>>4269529>Because it MIGHT mean that Jessy screws around or ignores commissions.Well, if I were going to commission her, I guess that would be an issue.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334536?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeIt's back up, need 3 m0ar.
>>4269510I dunno.Jessy did something douchey to a guy, and now MLPG's gotta know about it.
>>4269552objectively false
>>4269548http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944cPciN-kwEnjoy.
>>4269544Oh, shit, so did I!We were meant to be together~
>>4269544I hope fluttershy did it in my face
>>4269550doubtful
>>4269572>anon will never toot in your face
>>4269567Tara said she did
>>4269548That is even weirder. I mean absolutely no disrespect towards you man, I just find it fascinating there are no erotic stories based around psychedelic experiences.No0 one got inspiration from the 70's?
>>4269560I wish I had a giant horse to hug.
>>4269570A little 2spooky for my taste, but appreciated all the same
>>4269591You're a monster!
>>4269522
>>4269588>70's >PsychedelicIt's like you don't even know about the 60's
>>4269583it was sparkles, twilight farts sparkles
Take the knot?Or take the flare?
>>4269582
>>4269607Neither
>>4269481>tfw long-standing commissions
>>4269570>240pBitch pleasehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZUPDMXzJ8
>>4269604I wasn't alive during that time period. I get all my history lessons from the History Channel. That's how I know the pyramids and Hoover Dam where made by aliens.
>>4269607The knot, but I'd rather swallow the flare.
>>4269607Flare, even though it seems like that would be far more dangerous
>>4269601VAYPOHR CANNAWN!
>>4269598Hmmm....Would Pinkie be his friend? Or eat him?She likes to make friends.....but she also loves cookies. It's a cross roads
>>4269606
>>4269607Switch that around to "give" and I'd give them them both
>>4269635She would lick him
>>4269643
>>4269377AHAI HAVE BEEN SUMMONEDTO ART STRAMhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstime
>>4269651Aren't these from some furry drawing photoshopped into a room somebody posted here a while ago?
>>4269658you don't have to if you're having art troubles mang
ponies are my #triggerplease stop
>>4269658aw yisss
>>4269643wouldn't her cutie marks stay the same size
>>4269663You've come to the wrong place then dude
>>4269663Hashtags my #trigger, please sOPH GOD I JUST DID ONE PLEASE HESDFSDFGDSFTGKOSERDWSEFRUNJKLHQW#AEDR>UJKLW$#EFSDWIJKM<W$TREfl'd;refsSDFSDSGDFGDFGHFDGsdfgdsfg
>>4269670I think they would stretch like tattoos on fat people stretch
How is she so adorable?It's probably the bow.What if all pones had bows?
>>4269663
>>4269689then Applebloom would be as boring as her sister
>>4269659Haha, yes! Good eye!
>>4269560these links always either send me to the top of the thread, or a "Problem loading page" error
>>4269663I'm sorry anon
>>4269689I would bow down to them
>>4269648What kind of reaction is that?
>>4269689bows are cute
>>4269709I just wish my memory wasn't so good... Though oddly, I can't seem to remember what the furries in the image were. Dragons, maybe? Definitely something winged, though.
>>4269713apologizing is also my trigger. when i was raped by a man wearing pony shirt, he kept apologizing while doing it, so please do not apologize when you are around me
>>4269734I don't remember either. At all.
>>4269735you got raped by rose?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334569?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
why are there so many bronies who also like homestuck?
>>4269767because there are a lot of bronies and a lot of homestuck fans.
>>4269735That's rough
>>4269767what the hell is a homestuck?
APPLES!
>>4269767Because they're both really, really easy to create OCs with. They make character creation into a template.
>>4269767I'm going to guessOC shipping
>>4269784
>>4269735Oh, OK.Sorry about that.
>>4269767because autism
>>4269781
>>4269689Then we'd be watching G1 and G2.
>>4269781Homestuck is a comic in the form of a text adventure game.
>>4269784What does AJ's hat smell like?
MLPG should i play LA Noir?
>>4269852Cod liver oil
>>4269852Oranges
>>4269852Lavender...
>>4269852Sweat and semen
>>4269852leather
>>4269852apples
>>4269852Pears
>>4269856Only if you hate fun
>>4269852big mac's semen
>>4269852farts
>>4269872should i play EVE
>>4269887Only if you really enjoy accounting.
>>4269852Apples, sweat, and semen from all the dicks she has to suck to own an applefarm.
>>4269887no.
>>4269897I like actuarial science.What game should I play?
>>4269887If you have insomnia or really want to be a big businessman
>image limitmein gott!
>>4269899Okay, that was over the line.You might think that it's okay to just start talking shit about a pony, but keep in mind that that pony is someone's waifu, and that really hurts.So get fucked, alright?
>>4269912Superman 64
>>4269912Victoria 2.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1334569?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNeed 2 more! If you're new, just sign up on epicmafia (don't need to confirm e-mail) and just paste the above link into address when you're signed in.
>>4269912Angry Birds.
>>4269912Ultima Online
>>4269912MW2
New pink horse:>>4269949>>4269949>>4269949>>4269949
neWIOQ HOUSes wHEREEs
>>4269923okay, i'm sorry i hurt your feelingsbut that doesn't change the fact that AJ is a whore
>>4269923Dash is a cunt
>>4269963>deadBluh. It's still up, though.
