Talk about Rarity!
>>4255105>>4255114Follow me to the gay bath house
are we gonna make a new backup?our old one was compromised >>4252847shouldn't be too hard to just change the address>>4255114fuck your marker
Rarity is best pony. This is indisputable.
pls respond need attention pls i will make something. ny the way how are you all i havent been around in a while so tell me about how the things are
Rarity is a very well developed character but I believe Appljack is more developed.
AND WE HAVE A TIE.SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2012REDLINEVHITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXYMASSIVE FUCKOFFHUGE TIEBREAKER ROUNDBE THERE
>>4255105>actually making the threadWell, I suppose there's a first time for everything.
>season 3 will never come
Holy shit Sweetie Belle made a thread and didn't screw everything upWay to go kid
>>4255105I want to spank your sister's ass.
>>4255149V
>>4255149>No Kung Pow.Some day...
>posts worse CMC>wants to talk about worst poneYeah, nah. Let's make this thread pink.
>>4255149I have an idea! Why not just play all 3 of them?
>>4255114I... I don't feel anymore
>>4255105sweetie belle it is spelled generalbut the thread is still marked so it is okay i guess
>>4255169>Pinkiefags>Calling any other pony badpfffffthahahahahaha
>>4255169>Worst CMC>Implying there is such a thing
>>4255180That's supposed to stand for 'versus'.
>>4255169How can you say that...
Talk about Rarity?Rarity, a successful and independent mare from modest means. Despite possessing the most detrimental and demanding Element of Harmony, Generosity, she has a self-made career spun purely from her own creativity, talent and passion. Being a fashionista is a traditionally feminine role, and Rarity uses it to create works of art designed to inspire and delight others as well as fulfill her own desires and goals. Her career is analogous to her character as a whole: Rarity is a lady foremost and as a lady she is composed, courteous, and charming. Perfectly juxtaposed with her classy demeanor she is also an artist, and as an artist she is creative, dramatic, and is passionate about her work. Both of these aspects to her personality are tied together by her identity as a bussinessmare and tempered by her intelligence, cunning and determination.Rarity loves gratifying others, either through a generous deed or a stunning dress. As an artist she sees the admiration and praise of others as a metric for her own achievement. She is quite generous; she often sacrifices her satisfaction to help others. Rarity’s dream and aspiration in life is to become a part of high society, this desire for success despite her initial circumstances is admirable and her character’s greatest strength. However like all desires this is also a source of weakness as she struggles with maintaining a balance between her own desires and the satisfaction of others. Her love for attention, adoration as well as achievement leads her to be selfish and inconsiderate on occasion. This character dynamic can be represented as a conflict between her diamond cutie mark and her element of harmony and is the most compelling character trait in the show as well as being a realistic and mature character flaw.
>>4255105>>4255153>>4255180Did you get your Cutie Mark, Sweetie?
>>4255187What's wrong anon?You hate fun or something?
>>4255200Go get your stomach pumped Sweetie.
>>4255127It's just one faggot who probably discovered it today and thought 'hurr durr i will troll them hard'. Probably the same guy who made the /q/ thread trying to get MLPG b&.There's like 2 people with an expressed interest in raiding the board "when it gets more activity" and chances are they'll never think of it again after that thread 404's.All in all, not as bad as expected.
>>4255182You want to talk about it?
>>4255205Did you copy/paste that from a wiki or something, anon?Couldn't you just give your opinion instead?
>>4255105>Generel
>>4255214>that picOh man, that got me going this morning.
>>4255196It does?>>4255206There's an arrow on my butt...
>>4255205I know nobody will read it but I enjoy posting paragraphs
season 3 plsplspls
>>4255182What japanimation is this?
>>4255149On one hand I still haven't seen Redline, on the other I love Hitchhiker's Guide To The GalaxyWhat will I choose tomorrow?
>>4255127I've already deleted all of the piss that was immediately obvious. If I missed anything, please let me know.
Which humanized pony has the best-smelling feet?
>>4255205>>4255220Why am I laughing so hard
>>4255169>Worst CMC>Worst PonySuch horrible opinions...they hurt
>>4255220I wrote that actually. There's more but I wont spam it
>>4255255Rainbow Dashshes also a petite size 5
>>4255257The days just started blending together after awhile.
>>4255257
>>4255254He's still in the other thread telling people to "not go in there, oh no, people will get so very mad mad mad if you go in there and shitpost."It's probably gonna be like that all night, until he either gets bored or the thread falls off the page. Which it wont, not for a while.
>>4255179>Flitter is the one who's good at baking and making stuff from scratch>Cloudchaser improvises around half-ready-made, half-fresh ingredients.>Kinda like Sandra Lee, plus decent-looking, quite-tasty food, and minus the "cocktail" section and godawful tablespreads.>you watch Semihomemade, and laugh at how godawful it is.>she suggests doing a shot every time she says "Wwwwwunnerful," but you say no - you'd both be dead by the first commercial break.
>>4255271>Dash takes off her shoes after going for her second daily 7-mile jog>You can feel your nose hairs burningI can dig it
>>4255286I reported the thread.What have you been doing?
>>4255169>Rarity>Worst poneDon't talk shit about my waifu.
I decided to abandon this drawing but here it is anywayCannibal Coke
Braeburn goes to the drug store.
>>4255302Reporting it, as well as the stuff that's gotten into the sub.
So what have you guys been up to for the past two months? Lucked out and found someone to break the addiction, so I haven't been around.News?Drama?Is Ross back yet?
>>4255312hahahaha
>>4255255They all have different scents, all of which are intoxicating.
>>4255312Who the fuck is braeburn?
which pony would have this license plate?
>>4255317HiatusHiatusYes
>>4255286I can't do anything about what he does here, I'm just saying that I'm trying to keep the submarine clean. Luckily it looks like the majority of them posted once, then left and never came back.I think this is the first time I've ever actually done anything on that site beyond just regularly posting.
>>4255317YesYesYes
>>4255317Ross is back
>>4255292>used "godawful" twice in a rowExcuse me, I have a date with the samurai sword in my closet.
>>4255312man, i wish I could buy pygeum in that size.Nice.
It's 5.39 am, guys.When are you lot supposed to chill out so we can enjoy ourselves again?
>>4255317Leaked videoPlentyHe's still pumping out the same shitty fetish doodles like he's had for the past 2 years.
>>4255254based mod
>>4255315I tried reporting stuff in the sub, but it told me I couldn't because I didn't have the password. What am I doing wrong?
>>4255335
>>4255343Pretty chill right now
>>4255265you wrote that?Why?
>>4255312Hahaha nice
>>4255312Ahahaahaaa
>>4255343It's barely midnight on a Friday nightAll the school kiddies are gonna be up for a while
>>425531210/10
>>4255325Rarity
>>4255254I love you
>>4255317Apple Jack's cousin(I think?) from Appleosa
>>4255255Fluttershy and Rarity if you like feminineApplejack and Dash if you like musk
>>4255292I'd be worried on eating anything that CC makes, unless by some miracle the end result always turns out okayDesserts are simpler. What would she make/like?
>>4255325appjelack
>>4255357Bored. Hadnt written anything in a while so I wanted to see how well I could do
>>4255372I could never love a human.
>>4255354Well, actually if you had a pic of Zatoichi-pone, it'd be a little closer to my situation.
>>4255378Sign me up for some Applejack and Dash, then.unf.
>>4255325>MT goes to the DMV.png
>>4255344>>4255373Ok, that sounds relevant. Lay it on me.
best stallion
>>4255317
>>4255378Which pair is softer, Rarity's or Fluttershy's ?
>>4255113Spanking CC only makes her randier. She starts teasing you throughout the night to see how else you might "discipline" her. And the thought of you keeping her up til sunrise? She can hardly sit still. She fidgets so much, recrossing her legs so often you could probably get more than a few glimpses of her pan—oh, she's not wearing any.
>>4255406Pfff, it'd be much worse if it really was her doing.
>>4255412Agree'd. He used to be my Husbando.
>>4255395It's the only samurai pony pic I have, but I thought it fit well enough.Truth be told I've been struggling to write anything tonight, so you're doing better than I by at least putting something out there.
>>4255420RaritiesShe's inside all day
>>4255420Rarity of courseFS walks around barefoot like a crazy hippie lady
>>4255254thank you based mod for deleting the porn thread, the thread complain about ponychan, and the thread with the OCglad we have none of that piss in good ol' MLPG
>>4255329Nice to see you are on the ball! I was just getting rid of anything explicit and let them just kinda get tired. Not that there was much anyway.People bitching about it here is more annoying then anything getting posted there.Enough about the sub time for pone!This is a very cute pony.
>>4255438vaguely
>Not being a dickwraith>2012
>>4255431>>4255434Rarity bucks ManticoresHer's are hardcore
>>4255431>Plural RarityI better go commit sudoku
>>4255420Rarity's
>>4255420Rarity's are softer and better pedicured, but Fluttershy's are bigger and smoother.
>>4255393What if that human was actually a pony who bodyswapped with a human?
>>4255292Which one would be most likely to spread chocolate fondue over her naked body and have you lick it up? Which one would pour fondue over yours?
>>4255317Welcome back to HiatuslandStill no word on when season 2 starts, we've got dick all news./b/read's banned, EFNW happened with little spaghetti, things have been quiet.
>>4255424MmmfhWhat if she grabs my hand, and starts pulling it towards her crotch?
>>4255424Oh I bet she can hardly sit still. Once yo uget her home, though, the gloves come off, so to speak.You'd have sit back, relax, and let you show her the way you feel about her. For hours you let your hands do the talking, a tweak here, a caress there, and half the night working her into a fever pitch of excitement.
>>4255438I remember you.You're that faggot who avatarfags as hamtaro and wants us to help /b/reads from not being deleted
>>4255460I want to bodyswap with a little girl so I can conduct cute little experiments on my little vagina and the little girl can be a big, strong man.
>>4255457getoffthe table
i wish i had a friend
>>4255478No, I'm just an /a/non.I have no idea who that is.
MLPG, why are you so elitist?
Holy shit my Grimer is evolving!
>>4255458Fluttershy it is then, I love a girl with big feet.
>>4255360Should they be out gettin' krunked on dat guice?
>>4255416Well sure, I still have the bookmark, but I've gone from several hour s a day to a few minutes a week.Kinda nice.
>>4255495Oh, nevermind then.There was a Hamtaro avatarfag who wanted us to stop the mods or something like that.
>>4255312oh fuck thats 10/10
>>4255489take pills instead
>>4255519That sounds horrible. Excuse me as I haven't been on MLPG for over 5 minutes in about a month and I'm just dropping by to say hello.
>>4255516I can't be the only one who didn't go anywhere near MLPG during the season unless it was Saturday and then spent all day on it
>>4255514What if she were a size 12, anon? In men's?What if she were very embarrassed of them?
>>4255420>>4255458>>4255514>pony>feet
>>4255549
>>4255380That's what I was saying. It might not look picture-perfect all the time - it might not always be fancy, but it's nothing that'll give you food-poisoning or taste like shit.Essentially, take Sandra Lee, and make her significantly less annoying, and a much-better cook.You'll never see anything like that stupid "Kwanzaa-Cake," or meatloaf that looks like a turd out of Cloudchaser.And thinking that mixing vodka, lemon juice and cream will end in anything but disaster? C'mon, she's better than that.She might not be a graduate of the Cordon Bleu, but she has a straightforward way of thinking about cooking, and she knows what does and doesn't work.
>>4255436
>>4255560>How do I infer information?
>>4255312i get the pills/condoms but whats that stuff under the money? the red squigly thing.
>>4255560They have feet, anonymous.They're just different, that's all.The hoof is more like a toe.
i don't know what to draw
>>4255574spaghetti
>>4255575I wish I could squeeze a pony hoof.
>>4255574Spaghetti. I kinda went overboard with the "marinara sauce"
>>4255574Spaghetti, anonymous.It's slowly oozing from his pockets
>tfw 4chan X errors keeps making the entire page crashHad to turn it off. Are these errors something happening to everybody?
>>4255438I remember you, Ham-ham.I wanted Cowboy Bebop, and I got you instead.
>>4255586theres a document for that
>>4255591ohhh. got it.
>>4255607Either is goodWhat's the last animu MLPG watched?
>>4255549>Size 12I'm in loveForget what others may say, I think they're beautiful and that she nothing to be embarrassed about.
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
So, what if pony was a sexy giraffe?
>>4255566>And thinking that mixing vodka, lemon juice and cream will end in anything but disaster? C'mon, she's better than that.That sounds tasty it does. Whats she call it?
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I wish feet anons would go.
>>4255622Deadman Wonderland, I just found it it's a miniseries, fuck
>>4255634I would a sexy giraffe sexually.
>>4255312I think what I like most is Bon Bon.It looks like she just realized the implications of what Lyra is telling her, and she's just absolutely disgusted.
>>4255466If you're not going to stop her, you better find somewhere private to do this. Fingering your girlfriend in the middle of a nice restaurant isn't exactly classy.And, well, there is that bet she made with Flitter that she could last a night without sexing you up. Do you think CC honestly loves you or is she just using you as a fix for latent nymphomania?
>>4255586Yeah here>>4255645On the bottomBAM! Ideas.
i looked into the piss and regret it>>4252847
Rarity is my favourite pony, she will work tireless for other people.
>>4255634by the eyes this must be the giraffe daughter of applejack and raritythis is canon now btw
>>4255647Are we not entitled to have some fetish chat like everybody else ?
>That feel when you cum so hard that the piss you take afterwards feels like a constant regular orgasmMan, man.
>>4255630http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7GFU5ncKhU
>>4255674_no
>>4255634>Giraffe character occurs to guest in a Zecora episode>Voiced by Beyonce>Rhyming couplets duet>Magic and shitI'm pissed I'll never get this.
>>4255647Come on, we just got here. I've been nice, haven't brought it up at all until now.But I've gotta share sometimes, you know?
>>4255622Smile Precure!>tfw test of courage episode>tfw next episode is game show fun times with all the villains involved
>>4255575Fun fact: The Hoof structure is a modified Phalanx - the same bones that make up the human finger.Ungulates walk on their fingers and toes, meaning their "front knees" as it were, are actually their wrists, and their "knees" are actually their ankles.
>>4255622NarutoNah, I'm just shitting you. Seriously, the last animu I've watched was probably Last Exile or GGG.
It'd be so easy to end it all MLPG. To make all the pain go away.
>>4255662If she just loved sex and not me she'd have multiple male friends and I'd probably be left by the wayside but, she stays by my side.She's also a bit of a voyeur and the restaurant is probably stuffy, and that grin on her face is way too wide, and her eyes way too sultryLet's move down her thigh a bit...
>>4255671I just met you tripfag, but I think we're going to get along
>>4255689Have at it, anonymous. That guys just being pedantic. Once you've got your foot in the door, you're a shoe-in.
>>4255622Just finished rewatching Blue Sub 6 again.
>>4255640>lemon juice>creamAssuming you're not trolling me, I'll give you a minute to dig up a chemistry page, and look at what happens when you mix the two.
>>4255715Yeah, and that's why I don't do it. I like a challenge.It'd be too easy to just give up.
>>4255715only through suffering can we learn to appreciate the light
>>4255722
>>4255622Trigun.I'd never actually seen it in full before.
>>4255653>the manga is on hold since the authrow is pregnantfeels bad.
>>4255715Stupid self-preservation
>>4255622Macross 7
>>4255312so whos he going to give the load to? and why condoms if he's going to be blowing a huge load?
>>4255634>giraffe guest-stars in an episode>talks like a flower-child or valley-girl>wears legwarmersThis is one of the few non-pony OCs I think actually looks good.
>>4255743I'm so sorry, Scootaloo. I didn't mean to crush your sole under the iron heel of my puns.
>>4255105Rarity is the worst thing to happen to this fandom.
>>4255770I agree
>>4255622Cromartie High School just for kicks. Its short without the need to know the whole story.>>4255721Taht is a retarded reason to like a useless tripfag from the piss, samefag.
>tfw MT goes into the wrong thread.>>4255734>>4255759
>>4255474Cloudchaser loves nothing more than some full-body worship, giving or receiving. In fact you swear you've felt her orgasm under your touch, even when you weren't touching her usual erogenous zones. She just loves the feeling of you being all over her. You can feel the heat radiating from between her legs, almost too hot to touch.If she can get off this much to you just being on her, think of how hard she would cum if you were inside of her.
>>4255634My heart fucking huuuuurts
Scootaloo if you keep making that face it will get stuck like that one day
>>4255786It's cute when she screws up like that.
>>4255763How much spiritua does pone have?
>>4255731What does it do, chemanon?
>>4255634Isn't this Pacce's OC's girl friend?
>>4255786>tfw I get lost.
>>4255715God how I want to, but I couldn't put my mom through that shit.Have a song man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n10OUMWjbao
>>4255653>found it it'sHoly fuck, I'm as high as that dog
>>4255787That's the plan for the second half of the evening.Slow, sensual, extended intercourse. Only to be completed once dawn breaks.You did say she wasn't getting any sleep tonight.
>>4255810Did you draw the Sapphire Shores request?
>>4255810Could be worst. You could have posted in a different general.
>>4255810It's okay, MT.It's cute. And now we're going to say that Mintuff has no sense of direction as well as being a bit dyslexic.
>>4252847hmm?
>>4255823I didn't see it. I did a hug request. And rumblescoots
>>4255810Nonono, try it the other way
>>4255839is rarity gonna die?
>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.And moot wonders why people never report posts
>>4255846She's used to be being on bottom
>>4255810cool OC, we love original characters here in MLPG
>>4255846Maybe of lesbian joy gasms.
>>4255846Don't these ponies weight like a feather?>>4255839Well thats cute.
BUT MY LITTLE PONIES YOU OPENED UP MY EYES
We ded
>>4255846Probably not. I imagine marshmallow pones don't weight an awful lot.
>>4255837Do you people even read the threads?>>4255666Also we know, stop trying to rile people up.
>>4255839Aww...It was a birthday request... ;_;
>>4255846Nah. She could hold Tom. He was a fucking rock.
>>4255846I hope so
My boogers smell weird but only after I pick them.
>>4255873mlpg you are the worst vet ever
>>4255666Fuck off Satan
Gute Nacht, MLPG.
>>4255860Don't if I should be saying this but Rarity likes being on the bottom...It was in her private diary...
Take that, bitches.
>>4255882Rarity is a strong pony.
pfffthaaha this is hilarious fanart.
>>4255818Cloudchaser would be on edge just from you thrusting up to the hilt. You'd have to be an expert in orgasm denial not to get her off too fast from just breathing on her. It's quite likely you'd lose count of her small, drawn-out climaxes throughout the night. Just make sure you can stay on that ride for a long while, because she absolutely loves it when she can cum for real when you fill her with your seed.
>>4255887>>4255890>>4255892I shouldn't have laughed so hard at these
WHO HERE LIKES BIDETS?
>>4255895>That nostalgia
>>4255882Awww!WHO'S GONNA WIN THE HOOF WRASSLE!
>tfw 3-day weekend and your roommate already went homeI think I've got enough food in here for at least a meal a day, so I shouldn't have to leave my room til Tuesday.
>>4255804Dunno, but are they pure enough to not be absorbed I guessAlso, Pinkie is the Fire Bomber of MLP
>>4255895Why is your score so low?
>>4255874That depends on the pony
>>4255899
>>4255899Applejack is a sensitive pony.
>>4255920dont worry brae's cock is a big enough meal for you
>>4255920Livin' the dream, anonymous!
>>4255924Speed run
>>4255895Gotta go fast.
>>4255893What else does your sister like ?
>>4255925Oh god is she okay?
>>4255893Nice
>>4255920>being this anti-social
>>4255719If it weren't for those damn waiters coming around every so often you could probably get a good rhythm going, gently working her insides with a little clit play. Every time she slumps in her chair, pushing her waist past the tablecloth, you'd have to keep an eye out for any odd looks you might be getting.Should've gotten a booth.
>>4255937So you gotta go fast?
>>4255951I lost my job on July 27th and haven't left my house since then.
>>4255805Mixing milk or cream with acids like lemon juice or vinegar causes them to curdle.Doing this has its uses, but it's not something you'd want to have for a cocktail. There's a drink called a Cement Mixer (Bailey's and lime juice) that operates on this principle, and it's only really given to someone as a prank because it basically turns to cottage cheese inside your mouth.
>>4255951>Not enjoying being alone
>>4255956how the hell do you eat?
MLPG, I just want a hug. Would a pony hug you?
>>4255951>Wanting to interact with peopleEveryday people are boring
>>4255948She'll be fine, she just sat on Fluttershy
>>4255899hahahaI love that applejack, allso love applejackapplejack will never crush you between her large muscular pony cheeks
Question, MLPG?Should I petition /q/ to add dice to /mlp/? There seems to be a good number of quest runners, so I'm sure it would benefit al of us. Not to mention we have so many RPG's.
>>4255965I don't think anyone would hug me.
>>4255951>implying I didn't hole up in my dorm room for a week once with a stash of food, video games and my box-o-fun aka drugs>implying it wasn't more fun than I could have ever had being out in public
>>4255965YesI wash and take care of yself
>>4255964I order my groceries online and they get delivered to me.
>>4255954I don't think that's necessary. Main course isn't ordered yetI think she wants to get caught, she certainly seems to be caring less about the situation, and she keeps squeezing your wrist
>>4255965If a real pony hugged me I imagine it might feel strange considering that they weigh several hundred pounds
>>4255981Pfffthahahahahaha and you...and you believe moot will add dice to a pony board?
>>4255981With the current shitstorm about quests and /tg/?No
>>4255965I had a dream about hugging anonI'll give you a hug
>>4255981/tg/ is technically disallowed, please don't draw attention to it otehrwise they'll actually start enforcing bans.
>>4255989Didn't shit like that go bankrupt years ago?
>>4255989Ultimate hikki mode.I wanted to do something like that but I ran out of money
>>4255963Someone should stream the first season of Arrested Development.Or The Office.pls
>>4255965Yes, this pony would!
>>4255965hugs are so cute. i would kill a man for a pony hug. I'd do it.
>>4255973
>>4256004Nope.
http://procatinator.com/
>>4256010I would hug that pony back
>>4255965I think they would and there is nothing stopping me from hugging them.
>>4256004Fuck no. Not the same anon, but before I dropped out there were whole businesses devoted to delivering groceries to college dorms.I only ever used it once, and decided I'd rather just go to the store and pick the stuff out myself, but other than that, they seemed to be doing just fine.
>>4255904Needless to say you'd be pulling every trick in the book to keep from blowing early. At the crack of dawn, you'd go into the homestretch hard and fast, paired with kissing her deeply and passionately, holding her close to you like your life depended on it.And then, after everything's said and done, you stay connected for as long as possible, both of you practically passing out from the last shared orgasm, the only sound other than the heavy breathing and the rushed "i love yous" would be the small "pop" of your member coming lose from her tight, but not unpleasant grip.
>>4256004Amazon still does it, I think. I don't know what you can get, exactly, but I know you can get ice cream, or at least you could a few years ago.
>>4255895I beat Sonic 1 with all emeralds earlier this summer too man. Congrats. Except I did it on a Genesis you pleb!
>>4256006Applebloom with that bat always makes me laughThat bow makes her too damn sweet
Do ponies have to deal up with politicians?
>>4256009The motion of the ocean makes no difference, we must stay our course
>>4255998What storm is going on this time?>>4255996Well, he made this board for starters, maybe I can convince him to throw in the keys to the AMC as well.
>>4256006I like it when someone made an ending for this.
>>4256006really wish that artist didnt give up ponies. he had such a cute style.
>>4256041They have to vote for either Celestia or Luna for Queen.Even though they both do the same exact thing no matter who's in charge.
>>4255958>CC gives you a Cement Mixer>you jokingly ask if this is what it's like for her to swallow your load>she gets that look in her eyes as she drops to her knees, "You wanna find out?"
>>4256056Hehe "someone"
>>4256041Well yeah.>>4256068Hi Tex
>>4256036Yeah, I got all the emeralds too, it was fun I lost my Sega long years ago mate. I miss that 16-bit
>>4256067You already have a thing about CCsex going on - you don't have to shoehorn it into EVERYTHING.Go on, shoo!
>>4256067oh god with that voice of hers I might lose it right there
How come I want to fuck the show ponies, but I only want to tightly hug most OCs?
>>4256041DYEW>>4256076that horse, anon.
When you're falling asleep, do you ever sometimes wish that you wouldn't wake up MLPG?
Ask a Faggot at a local con cosplaying Discord anything
>>4256082>NOT IN MY CANON >:(
>>4256054I don't know if it's still going but it was about that anime quest.So apparently all quests are /tg/ related so they should be done in /tg/So that what went on. Then a shitty anime quest started and some of /tg/ hated it and started spamming it to hell. Then more quest got the same treatment. And then they started making threads on /q/ about quests being allowed or not on /tg/Well that's what I understood from it anyways. I could be wrong
>>4256107>Greentexts>canonI'm saying you already have a line going about sex with CC.
>>4256096Only once, and that was after I woke up.Not anymore though.
>>4256096No, but sometimes I wish I didn't have to get out of bed
>>4256096Yes, but then I realize if I never woke up, then I'd be wasting the money that was invested in me by my parents/family. So the only thing keeping me going is obligation.
>>4256088It would be funny if she ever lose an election. Her name would be meaningless.
> mfw THIS THREAD
>>4256096No, but sometimes I like to try and stay awake as long as possible.It's even more fun if you take a sleep-aid beforehand. After awhile, you begin to feel yourself melt into the pillow and you enter sort of a faux-lucid dream.
>>4256096Every night
>>4256110If it's not /tg/ related, they're not going to let it on /tg/.Currently, that means 40K or Fuck Yourself.
>>4256096I do when I wake up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_7tted5Sk&feature=g-like
>>4256129I'd love to see an episode where Twilight or Rarity would try to be mayor in the next elections.It would be a nice episode
>>4256129I wonder if Mayor Mare is her real name.
>>4256096Lol I was staying at my grandmothers once and she thought I was dead when she came to wake me up. In reality, I was just lightly snoozing and awake.
Some day this place will be friendly again...
>>4256127>that feelI sware, so much is expected of me, and I'd hate to be even more of a disappointment than I already am, but all I really want to do is just drift off into eternal nothingness. No thoughts, no feelings, just limitless emptiness.
>>4256137I participated in a very decent Battletech thread yesterday. It was only mildly disrupted by one retarded 40kid namefag's bullshit.Otherwise it was pretty good. Not a great thread, by any means, but the best BT discussion I've gotten in a while.
>>4256154It's plenty friendly if you're friendly.
>>4256151I read a >fanfiction where the mayor went on holiday and each of the mane6 tried to run the town before doing something stupid and fucking it all up.
>>4256137/tg/ has plenty of threads that have to do with things other than 40k.
PONY CONFESSION TIME
>>4256096hell no. i love existance. i dont want to join the void of nothingness. ever.
>>4256129She'd wander the countryside desperately looking for a town to declare herself mayor of.
>>4256129>>4256152I like thinking the "Mayor" part of her name is a title.>She started as Page Filly and worked her way up>whatever position she's currently filling is her name>she doesn't go by her real name because she prefers to keep her personal life just that.
>>4256078My SNES was literally sent to the farm. The AC adaptor port was slightly wobbly, so my parents sent it away to my uncle to be repaired.He lived in Mexico. I was in the U.S.>>4256110Someone actually went and did a study through the sup/tg/ archives. There were only several "anime" quests out of dozens and dozens.>>4256137This has sadly been the case for a long time. I'm hoping we can get dice here for pony DnD, using the excuse that he is merely throwing some small things to the ponies to keep us here in /mlp/, and then we can invite all those quest runners here.Like when the Grand Strategy General had their thread here.
>>4256151I could see Twilight not liking how the town and participate in the next election.I'd be fun if the mayor was actually happy and just goes to a beach and have great time while Twilight just fucks everything up and begs the mayor to return
>>4256183JOKE'S ON YOU FAGGOT, MY DAD IS MOOTYOU FUCKED UP NOW
>>4256187MAYOR MAREFREELANCE MAYOR
>>4256175Yes, but the 40k fans seem intent on dragging 40k in to whatever it is you're discussing./tg/'s kinda limited. For the most part, you're limited to only the most mainstream of topics, or you've got quest threads. That's to be expected, of course, but it used to be more diverse.
>>4256172Sounds >fun, was it any good? Link?
>>4255925unf
Pick two butts, one which you can squeeze and jiggle and tease for a good ten minutes, and the other to mercilessly ravish.Choose wisely
>>4256151And while along the line, Mayor seem to be "losing" the election and she broke down while Twilight or any of the 6mane tries to comfort her.>>4256152Hasbro confirm that as her real name.
>First person fanfiction
>>4256211yeah i hate that videogame
>>4256214Delicious white and pink ponae respectively
>>4256214What if you want to do both of those to the same butt?Applejack's, for instance.
>>4256211>Yes, but the 40k fans seem intent on dragging 40k in to whatever it is you're discussingLike any god dang /v/ thread ever. One furry image and they came and just spam spam spam.
>>4256195We have the submarine, though. We don't NEED dice here, technically-speaking.
Mayor storyboard time?
>>4256212I enjoyed it at the time, but I don't know if I'd consider it good nowadays or not.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/24368/Bureaucracy-is-Magic
>>4256214Jiggle Twilight, ravish Pinkie
>>4256201I would play that game.
>Go to TRU to see if I can find one of the new Masterpiece Transformers>End up spending $50 on ponyJesus fuck what is wrong with me?
>>4256211What's the appeal to 40k anyways? It's like incredibly expensive RISK with laughable grimderp
>>4256214Squeeze and Jiggle Dress PoneRavish Apple Pone
>>4256165You'll get there eventually no matter what you do; why not try to squeeze some enjoyment out of the time until then?
>>4256211There was an Infinity thread yesterday and nobody brought up 40k.
>>4256214Jiggle Pinkie'sravish AJ's
>>4256214Jiggle AJRavish Twilight
So is Twilight black?
Haven't been around in a while. Any news?
>>4256214I always find it funny that any sketch version of the art is usually more lively compared to the finish product.
>>4256266No, she's purple.
>>4256266No, she's purple
>>4256266She's purple.
>>4256253Because there's nothing to enjoy.
>>4256272>>4256275>purplemind
>>4256214Jiggle Pinkie and ravish Rarity
>>4256247>What's the appeal to 40k anyways?It's a very popular wargame. If you want to play a science fiction wargame and you don't have much experience and/or a devoted community of wargame aficionados into something else, then 40k is your best bet.In truth, it's not a very good system, and GW's market practices are actively harmful to the diversity of wargames and tabletop games in general. It's just shit all around.Warhammer Fantasy Battle isn't a terrible game, though.Also the aesthetics are kind of appealing if you're 14 and you think the cover art for death-metal albums are "mega fucking awesome."
>>4256096Not at all. Although sometimes when I'm really sick, I kind of fear that will happen. Love your life. The ups and the downs. Love it all.
>>4256269thats because the little things were excised from those inks to colors
BUHN DUHN DUHMBUHN DUHN DUHMFOXY
>>4256240>That feel when you haven't been on FiMfiction in months>That feel when everything on your watchlist updated
>>4256255It happens.But 40k dominates /tg/. It's why /tg/ was created (warhammer wednesdays on /b/), and the vast majority of /tg/'s denizens seem to play it near-exclusively.
>>4256247The fluffThe modelsThe joy of painting and assemblingThe rules for some people
>>4256247
>>4256334But I like the Tau and Necrons...
>>4255994Just because you're avoiding it doesn't mean she isn't getting wetter by the second. At one point, she might even surreptitiously penetrate herself while you're not looking, then offer you her fingers and say "You should really try this sauce."You'll recognize the taste, of course.
>>4256325Hahahaha
What does twilights nose taste like?
...I'm scared to ask, but... Raisin?
Hey guys, where csn I find morr greentexts?
Do you think you'd be a normalfag if you never found 4chan?
why are there so many threads discussing the show in the piss, yet here there is talk of 40k, tripfags, and memes like "unf" and "pony farts"?
>>4256372No.
>>4256345I try to play Tau, but full time retail makes it hard.I also like how the Necrons splintered off into their own strange little factions.
>>4256363Salty milk and coins.
>>4256372I'm still a normalfag on the outside
>>4256365Going on 2 threads back. Just got in myself, so I don't know how poorly we're doing.>>4252135
>>4256214I would roll some dice to see which of them I'd jiggle.But I would definitely fuck AJ hard, fast, repeatedly, for days on end.
>>4256372hahahaha noShit, I was crawling around the bottom of the internet when I was an adolescent. 4chan isn't really that "edgy."
>>4256372NoI'd probably be less normalfag because I wouldn't have learned to conceal my power level
>>4256374I dunno, why don't you go back out there?
>>4256372Nope. I'd just be even more retarded and clueless.
>>4256372No
>>4256362It's a good feel, nigga.
>>4256372I found 4chan after feverously searrching for regular show pornthen i found r34 and the rest is history.
>>4256363Would your favorite pony let you lick them so that you could find out what they taste like ?
>>4256374>Check frontpage>You're lying>See this>>4252889
>meet someone in college>first thing I imagine them doing is taking the worst shit of their livesI don't even mean to.
>>4256374Just checked the front page, the only one that gets near show discussion is us. Frontpage has several r34 threads, pony DnD, the one that links ot the sub, a Dark Equestria thread, and another to pony internet radio.
>>4256374Because everything there is to discuss has already been discussed here. Just waiting on season 3 now.
>>4256437Would you do it even if they said 'no'?
>>4256372Maybe, I'd at least be somewhat blissfully ignorant about things.4chan has sort of turned me into a cynically misanthropic bastard.
>>4256441>be from /v/>crossboard shitpost in unrelated threadsYou totally meant to.
>>4256438>Misspells "Psychology">Wants to fuck pink poneThe piss, ladies and gentlemen.
What games does MLPG play for the 3DS?
>>4256374Dude, there was a discussion about Mayor earlier in this thread.
Show me your dick size!!!!!
>>4256490>>>/soc/
>>4256467Ocarina of TimeTales of the AbyssPokemon... that's it, actually. I mostly use it as an MP3 player these days.
>>4256490le ironic shitpost
>>4256467The only games I have is mario, mario kart and street fightan. I'm just waiting for paper mario and luigi's mansion.
>tfw got roped into cosplaying Discord and want to kill all the bronies around me now At least our cosplay group seems non-brony
>>4256490
>>4256467Currently playing thru Kid Icarus (just got it today).The controls do take a while to get used to, but damn is it fun. Plus the multiplayer is basically Smash Bros crossed with Gundam VS./Virtual On.That and KH DDD. .Super disappointed in it
>>4256502>>4256509Come to think of it, that PSVita looks pretty inviting now with its shiny graphics and interesting games.That gravity manipulation game looks unique as fuck.
>>4256466>Not wanting to fuck pink pony
>>4256513BDN pls
>>4256322I can't get this out of my head, what's that song that goes"duhduhduh, duhduhduh, duh, duh, duh duhduh SAY-AH"I think it was at the very end of Battleship. I can't recall.
>>4256513How many bronies can a local con have?
>>4256490>tfw you're 22 and no one has ever so much as seen your dick
>>4256467SDGundam G Generation 3DI'm a faggot by buying a japanese 3DS
>>4256466>>4256438what i saw on the front page was greentext stories, pictures of ponies, character discussion, and drawfagsglad none of that shit is in MLPG
>>4256537LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT
>>4256537>tfw you're 15 and half the city's seen your dick
haha get horsed on fags#pwnt
Oh look the sub thread has 404'd
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>>4256555About time. Now let us never speak of it again, for attention is what that guy wanted.
>>4256555Which sub thread?Whatever it is, blame Nathan.
the mlp 404 board is named clopers closeti havent laughed this hard in awhile
>>4256576wat
>>4256553>because of their sudden dislike of each otherHaha time for DeviantART
>>4256555yeah the janitor couldn't handle the truth being laid down that he might be the same as everyone else on the board save /b/reads
>>4256567
>>4256567GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
>>4256185>>4256183>>4256490>>4256567>>4256553MLPG, the place to go for show discussion only, and no shitposting
Hey guys I sure AM NOT in love with Fluttershy please WHATEVER YOU DO don't make fun of me for being in love with Fluttershy. It's NOT my fantasy.
So, when would they show more donkeys into the show?
>>4256600You tell 'em, anonymous./)
>>4256600So why are you still here?
>>4256601Good to see you back, Beedrill
>>4256600>post silly fanart I found in my pony folder>FUCKING SHITPOSTINGpiss pls go
>>4256601shut the fuck up beedrill.
>>4256601Beedrill, pls.
>>4256602So what's the difference between a donkey and a mule?
>>4256601Good, because I am, and that's my fantasy.More for me.
>that tfw when no GF
>>4256537I got a couple of handies and blow jobs over the course of a month.But before and after it's been the lone hand round house with me.
Do the ponies have a stock market?
>>4256593Explain your post further.
>>4256618a mule's a mix-breed
>>4256606>ew doble bronie fan of the fandumnice ironic shitposting btw
>>4256607Don't talk to the piss, they'll think they're people
>>4256618Mule is a hybrid of donkey and horse.How do you not know this?
>>4256622can't have an economy without a stock marketOH WAIT YES YOU CAN
>>4256622Yes and Fluttershy is a mjor player in it.Secretly of course
>>4256618A mule is a crossbreed species from a horse fucking a donkey.Due to having an extra gene they can't have kids.Fucking hell, have you never watched Bill Nye?
>>4256620Soon, anonymous. Soon.
>>4256587its the bored threads go to after 404ingthe r9k one is named misogyny and greentext stories shits hilarious
>>4256625don't you have threads to delete retard
>>4256618Mix breed of a horse and a donkey. Also a bit more uglier.
>>4256636Yeah just significantly harder to raise capital.
>>4256587The kiddies on the rest of /mlp/ seem to believe that the janitor is one of us.
>>4256639What are her investments?
>>4256641and it only works with a male horse and a female donkey.or vice versa... one of the two
>Go to sub>Three generals on the front pageKeep it in one thread, horse fuckers.
>>4256622they have a very silly horse stock marketwith pink and hearts decorating the ESX
>>4256613>>4256615>>4256617
>>4256641Makes you wonder that the female mules in the show is even capable of carrying foals.
unf xDpone farts xD
>>4256663wth are you talking about anon?I was reading all the shit posted in that threadwhen it 404ed thats what brought me to it
>>4256622I would think so. Except they don't gamble away other ponies futures on it.
>>4256033I hope Cloudchaser enjoys being a mommy, because that's probably emptied your balls for the week.
>>4256679>please give me attention
>>4256618Donkeys are fertile. Mule is a cross between horse and a donkey.
>>4256679It took me awhile to realize GG made this comic because he was jealous Beedrill took attention away from him
>>4256695Not yet anyways.
there is nothing to talk abouterryone pls go home and stop postingwe are end endless shitpost cycle now
>>4256652Anyone else having a problem loading that image? Or is my cache being an asshole?
Would you hotdog Mrs. Cake?
I just realized how much more we use punctuation and spelling than the rest of some groups... also the lack of internet abbreviations and emoticons as actual communication.
>>4256703Shut up, Ross.
>>4256694it's a janitor that hangs out here.>>4252889do your fucking job dumbass instead of thinking /mlpg/'s are still cool.
>>4256715Failing to load for me.
>>4256601I am. Dammit, life. Why.
>>4256684WHAT female mules in the show? We've only seen female donkeys.
We've seen mules, but will we ever see any Zonies ?
>>4256693
>>4256734Mulia Milds
>>4256722That's because we're not 14 years old anymore.
>>4256714>Implying you can ever stop>>4256722It's weird browsing 4chan, seeing people carefully typing out responses except for /b/, but fuck /b/, then going to other sites where it's like grammatical anarchy.
>>4256714You first.
>>4256696Unf
>>4256739>implying
>>4256722:3c
>power goes out in entire area>couldnt pone for like 10 minutesOh god it was horrible.
>>4256722:V
>>4256738Oh, right.She will never breed.
>>4256738Would there be magical fertility clinics to help female Mules, MLPG?
>>4256720Isn't she married ?
>>4256722We realized 4chan is not a "1337 UNDERGROUND h4x0r" clubhouse like some people think.
>>4256722do you really think that? really? i hope you don't really think that.
>>4256765So?
>>4256734There one in the mystery episode. It would a sad life for those female Mule not to be able to have kids.
unf xD pony butts xDsum1 draw me some pony butts! Xd
>>4256781Her dishes are her children
>>4256765What's that gotta do with anything?
>>4256694There was someone claiming to be from here, but was trying to call us out for not visiting the rest of /mlp/.Personally, I'm just not interested in their threads.Fluffy pony? I hate animal abuse.Transformation thread?Anon in Equestria thread?Both have some cool premises, but some of the stories are just to weird and I leave.Pony DnD?It's always going on when I am about to leave for work.Rule 34?I report that stuff here./b/read?They were pretty nice, but I need show and world discussion.
>you will never have a female mulefriend who you can freely cum inside of and never get pregnant
>>4256801gavalanche.he needs to go back to sweetabuse.it was great
>>4256781Why do you think she devoted her life to desserts?Her chocolate mousse moose was practically a child to her. All her desserts are her children.And besides, there's nothing stopping her from adopting.
>>4256797>>4256781Mulia Milds confirmed for most pathos in the whole series.
>>4256776I wouldn't want to ruin her marriage, she has two children she has to take care of after all.
>>4256807yeah i doher name'syour mom
>>4256801hes been doing it for awhile now
>>4256775for all the fetishes i have surrounded pregnancy, i'm glad i'll never be able to get pregnant.so they're carrying a life. so their sex drive gets a serious kick in the ass. so what? it's still going to hurt a lot, a lot of the time.
>>4256801Started?
goodnight MLPG
>>4256806/mlp/ has some nice MLPG tier show discussion from time to time. It's funny seeing how beyond /b/read and shitty roleplaying threads, they're just like us.
>>4256806those aren't the only threads on /mlp/, it's not just generals
>>4256806>World discussionMan, that shit gets intense before the no-fun folks start poking their heads in.It doesn't help that we've world built around just about everything there is to build around.
>>4256696>>4256750Some women get hornier during pregnancy. The same is true for Cloudchaser. You didn't think it was possible for her libido to get any more intense, but it does.Sure, it's nice for the first two trimesters when her breasts fill out a bit, but can you really stand the sight and sensation of that firm baby bump? The appearance of stretch marks on her perfect skin? The weight gain as she puts on about thirty pounds and her hips and thighs widen to accommodate your bundle of joy?To say nothing of the usual foibles of pregnancy.
>>4256846Goodnight, goodnight anon.
>>4256848go back to your piss shithead
>>4256806there are the few that actually do consider themselves as /mlp/ rather than the autism induced delirium of thinking they are with /co/ after what they became.that is like saying you love /x/ even after it became a /b/ infested cesspool
>>4256858>EverythingI wouldn't say that.
I bet that Rarity shags like a minx.
What would you do if Rainbow Dash fucked up and almost killed your favorite pony while trying a new trick?
>>4256837Snarky, how do I go to the depths from Undead Parish
>>4256781I think the "mousse moose" is the funniest pun in the entire show.
>>4256801not gonna lie i laughed.
>>4256846[goodnight]
>>4256869> Implying we are any better than the piss.
>>4256877can you describe that for me....I think it sounds interesting.
>>4256881I would cum inside her
>>4256871You know we don't really think we're still on /co/, right? And that a whole shitload of us visit both /co/ and here?
>>4256806The only one of those that I don't actually mind is AiE, and I just follow pastebins instead of lurking their threads.
>>4256858I would really like it if we got to see the landmass that the dragons and griffons live on hopefully we get a new series after this season
>>4256861>The weight gain as she puts on about thirty pounds and her hips and thighs widen to accommodate your bundle of joy?>can you really stand>can you really stand>implyingHahauhauahuahuaheauheaueheuhueheuheu
>>4256877Unf!haha, does anyone else love this "unf" meme?
>>4256837But babies
>>4256886You wanna run that by me again, motherfucker?Because this shit right here, this shit is the funniest pun in the show.DYEWTS?
>>4256921Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>4256881The fuck would you want me to do? She may be a huge cunt but she really cares about her friends. She would really regret it. She would probably stay the most at the hospital.
>>4256921Yeah it's okay.
>>4256886>Funniest punThat's not really a pun.I still smirk at the pony/horse puns those were the only good part of OAB
>>4256861>im-fucking-plyingMore cushion for the pushin', pal. Not to mention how sensitive she'd be, so your "handy work" would be even more appreciated. And besides, she'd lose the babyweight in a flash after the foal is born. They're a handful. So much of one, she might burn out some of her libidinous energy just trying to keep up with the kid.That's not to say she'd be completely against hiring a foalsitter when she absolutely needs a weekend between the two of you. She does remember to get a contraceptive spell each time, though, since one foal is enough of a distraction.
So I'm making a Rarity tulpa.How long until I go insane?
>>4256914pisshead, pls go
What kind of sex toys does each pone own?
>>42569338funny39me
>>4256936>Implying it's not someone from the piss that's assblasted at MLPG
>>4256913if i was a mind reader i would be a dictator and would run the world into oblivion.
>>4256801>>4256889So he's still a shit artist with repugnant tastes.Meaning nothing has changed at all.
>>4256952You already are.
>>4256861Oh god I would fondle her little breasts and rub the swell of her belly for all 11 monthsI'd even ask to suckle them from time to time
>>4256954>no fun allowed
>>4256961Good to know, though I don't really know why you said all that.
>>4256933damn I didn't think anyone would ever use that pic again.
>>4256869>your pissI've been here since April '11 you stupid motherfucker
>>4256882if you're going INTO the Capra Demon room, on the right side of it, there are some stairs. go down those, through a gallery. there's two Undead Thieves down there waiting to ambush you, and possibly some Poison Dogs, so be aware.go all the way down, past the stairs (which leads to a shortcut back to Undead Burg) and there's a gate on the right.leads to Depths. be cautious as fuck, because there's a lot of really easy-to-miss loot in there.
>>4256978there are a lot of things in the general that shouldn't be said
>>4256986You sure get mad easy
>>42569613edgy
>>4256848>>4256849>>4256871I've participated in plenty of threads there. I accept that there are rather decent posters in many threads.I just don't need to follow them non-stop. On the other hoof, I don't complain about /mlp/ or ponychan. Which reminds me, I need to visit show when I feel like it.
>>4256967
>>4256986>April '11GET DUNKED, NEWFAGseriously MLPG needs to chill and let the kiddy just throw his tantrum
>>4257003>On the other hoof10/10
>>4256937You know she may be one of my least favorite ponies from the mane cast but she's still great.
>>4256930yes, it's a bond that can never be broken which represents the absolute union of you and your partner, but that's still a lot of pain.
>>4256947>>4256861>suggest nonsexual>get thisI really fucking hate you guys sometimes.
>>4256990Don't forget to mention that that Capra Demon is in an enclosed space with a pair of Plague Dogs. Wizards and people who rely on bouncing everywhere are going to be at a bit of a disadvantage until they can kill the dogs and make the fight a bit more even.
>>4256917Dragons are migratory. We've already seen one of their nesting grounds.We did have one or two world building sessions about Griffon society and determined that they were nomadic, moving in small tribes from mountain range to mountain range. Once every year (or few years) they all gather together and nest, raising a new batch of fledglings to maturity.Interestingly enough, it is the men who handle most of the parenting at this stage. Tribes are generally formed of one gender or the other and keep to themselves outside of mating season.While the fledglings are being raised it is the job of the females to seek out game and food for the young while their mates raise and protect the young.It's somewhat similar to how emperor penguins behave in some respects, just a little more organized.I personally think that griffons have some kind of coming of age rite of passage similar to the Quarian pilgrimage. That's why we saw Gilda outside of her usual tribe. She was on her pilgrimage.
Flying has always been a dream of mine. What if a pegasus offered to carry you in flight, in return for getting to fuck your ass during?
>>4256955"Pone", haha, mispelling pony like thatanyone else love this meme?
>>4256532Seriously, I got nothing. Don't know they lyrics at all. Afraid to go to /mu/. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jzHDNIsApQWHAT IS THIS FUCKING SONG
>>4256881She knows when she's fucked up. She would probably feel so guilty about it that I wouldn't need to do anything anyway.
>>4257030Where do you think we are
>>4256837i've been kinda masacaring people everywhere i go in pvp / someone invading me. its kinda not fun anymore...-hal armor set for perfect pose-+5 Greatshield of Artorias+5 Gravelord Sword (if i hit someone once it goes into stun lock and if they manage to somehow get out of it they are cursed).
>>4257030It's not your fault. CC just can't help herself, she loves you so much.
>>4257030>implying mine was completely sexual in natureWomen love massages, Anon. And you can nonsexually massage a pony's sore, milk-filled teats. Along with the rest of her.
>>4256881I think there's a short fanfic or three about that.
>>4257036man, i know no tiny-ass Pegasus is going to be strong enough to carry me, let alone while fucking me.a Griffon, though, i'd trust.
>>4257045Never go to /mu/ for anything. They don't know anything about music.
Where do baby's come from?
http://dovne.tumblr.com/post/30639751753/wow-uh-thanks-so-much-i-appreciate-dr-braeburnedwow
>>4257089That's something you should ask your mother.
>>4257089>baby's
>>4257056i just joined Catbros, realized i'm woefully underequipped for PvP.PvE, largely no problem. but i invade somebody and it's game-over before it even begins. especially because most of these motherfuckers don't even bow.
>>4257033Do the dragons migrate to let their food repopulate?The griffon thing is new, though, but I like it.>>4257017Thank you, I had to think about it.
>>4257093neat
>>4257033>weI never heard anything about this.
>>4257093The creators of the lube did the same thing and warned everyone of that very thing. I laughed.
>>4257089>Where do baby's come from>baby's come fromHeh
>>4257100
>>4257089Buttsbeautiful brown butt babbies
>>4257121DYEWTS
>>4257033I like to think they are like the french and Gilda is just an exceptionWe really can't say anything about griffons.All we know is that there's Gilda and GustaveAlso we know that they aren't a common sight in Ponyville. Still being so close to Canterlot I'd think they'd know more unless the griffons rarely make diplomatic visits.
>>4257121Dragon Quest?
>>4257137I was referring to the Worldbuilding about Griffons, nimrod.
>>4257089I swear I think they're gonna have an episode that that Ed Edd n Eddy one.
Hey guys I just started watching the show. It's fun and all but I just want to know: What is this pony's name?
>>4257170Fluttershy
>>4257170Fluttershy.
>>4257149>Like the French>Applebloom was actually speaking Griffon in CP.
>>4257149>Gilda is perfectly fluent in FrenchHoly sssshiiiiiit boner I don't even like French as a language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaBtVl8MK70I feel a bit gay for enjoying this so much but damn it feels good.
>>4257170Yellowautismtwopointthreeboringuselessquietshy
>>4257186>Applebloom in CP
>>4257170queen chrysalis
>>4257170Flootershaeh
>>4257084Why do you think I'm asking here?
>>4257106I don't think so. While they undoubtedly eat some meat the show implies their main food source is gemstones.It is more likely a seasonal migration since they are cold blooded.
>>4257149Maybe they are more like modern day Japan? Gilda was a dropout, a disappointment, and her family sent her "overseas" to prevent any more shame.Gustave's desire to cook/bake was seen as unworthy of someone from his family.
>>4257158It was months and months ago that folks here talked about their society. I did embelish a little on what I thought their mating habits were and what the tribal structure would be like.
>>4257093I learned something today
>>4257188>>4257149all Griffons we see are outcasts from a tribe-based, nomadic theocracy; Gilda for her unusually-fiery temper causing her to profane a god, Gustave for being a prissy bitch. Griffon society as a whole is very insular, and while they view Celestia as a minor god, she is a trickster god, and therefore any entreaty or envoy sent to them is treated, at best, with suspicion.
>>4257272Nothing suggests them being nomadic, just weird and foreign.
>>4257045For the last time, WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SOMG
does anyone have that link to the plane pone collection?
>>4257288Just like the French...
>>4257288They are part birds.Birds are migratory.I remember some shit head tried to argue that they had mines established in the mountains and would mine ore to sell to the nations.But that's completely bullshit because the last place a griffon would want to be is underground.
>>4257081So what you're saying is you'd let a griffon violate you with his barbed dick in return for a chance to fly?
>>4257045no idea
>>4257288Griffons in classic mythology had voracious appetites. if they wanted to live in groups, and they wanted to do so for any length of time, they'd have to be nomadic. especially if they don't want to start a war with Equestria by eating ponies when they start to run out of food.
>>4257311>Birds are migratory.Not so much for birds of prey, though, right?
>>4257315It's a wonder they even let Gryphons in Equestrian Flight School
>>4257323Birds of prey are more likely to be migratory actually.Haven't you ever read the My Side of the Mountain Series? A big piece of drama in the series was the main character dealing with his tamed falcon's instinct to fly south in the winter.
>>4257289This?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMFWFhTFohk
>>4257328keep diplomatic relations peaceful between the two races.maybe
>>4257328The parents had the money, and the instructors didn't give a shit.Look at those fuckers, do you think they care?They push kids off clouds.
http://imgur.com/a/lfOCi>almost 150k views in 2 monthswow
>>4257312no, i'm saying i'd trust a Griffon to support me more than a Pegasus. i'd let them violate me anyway, i don't even need a reason.>>4257328they'd allow them, maybe. but would a Griffon ever accept, is the question.
>>4257323They have pretty huge ranges though. They could just mark off some area and call it the Griffon Kingdom.>>4257328Maybe we've been thinking in reverse. Gilda is aggressive by pony standards, but even Pinkie was able to get one over her. What if she is tame in comparison to normal griffons.What if Celestia is behind it?
>>4257328Fucking affirmative action.
>>4257315Or... they could keep livestock? Y'know, farm? It's not like they're no non-sentient animals in their world. Nothing's forcing them to eat any of the equine species.
>>4257360>>4257364Griffons are jerks and usually thieves!I'm not surprise Pinkie accused Gustav first after the gilda incident
>>4257353>They push kids off cloudsWhat's wrong with that? That's the BEST way to learn how to fly.Stupid overprotective pegasi parents and their persistent paranoia over all things pertaining to their kids' picture perfect well being.You make mistakes, you get hurt, you learn from it.
>>4257346No. The song I'm thinking of has no 'real' instruments. All electronically produced.
>>4257364Pinkie is a bad example. Pinkie goes over everyone.maybe she's the trickster god. maybe the Griffons should have myths about the coming of the Pink Strangeness. maybe they've been fearing the wrong god.
>>4257315>War with ponies>War with the guys that have the beings that control the sun and moon leading them and also really care about them>also those who have access to the elements of HarmonyBesides Chrysalis who was powered by SA and Discord who was Q and soon Donut Steel nobody attacked the ponies. All the other races are in a big disadvantage really.It's nice that Celestia doesn't force them to bow down to ponies or anything
>>4257360Gilda was in flight school with Dash.
>>4257402Laserface pls.
>>4257413Wasn't it flight camp?
>>4257413Flight Camp I think.
>>4257357 i fapped to it 4 times
>>4257416THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T GO TO /mu/
>>4257413an outcast.maybe that's why she was made an outcast, then.
>>4257407That Dragon fucked over the entire town by taking a nap.Even Twilight in all her broken pony-wizard OPness is still respectful of their power.The question is, what reason would any race TO fight?
>>4257402Just find it yourselfhttp://www.squidoo.com/battleship-soundtrack-list
>>4257381The ones that stay in Equestria are probably closer to domestication. Gilda ate the apple, which reminded me about a documentary about dogs and how they can be fed vegetables. Being able to live on other things besides eat, you don't have to worry about them attacking out of hunger.
>>4257400Traditionally yes.Just look at Fluttershy though. Kicking her off clouds was getting her nowhere. Granted she's weak though. And a baby.Heck she almost fell to her death and we don't even know how long she was stuck on the ground until someone found her.
>>4257381Do you really think Equestria would stand idly by while a nation of griffons raised, slaughtered and consumed millions of cows or sheep? Remember, they are sentient too.
>>4257436I've been fapping to it tooJust the middle chapterIt's honestly the best one.
>>4257360Would you enjoy a male griffon marking you his?Would you enjoy being called upon to service him when he wanted, and expected to shut the fuck up and stay the fuck out of the way when not? What if he was something of a sadist?
>>4257475Pigs aren't, chickens aren't. Fish aren't.Tons of meat right there, without the genocide.
>>4257495From what I've seen of Gustav, no, no I wouldn't.
>>4257468>until someone found her.What makes you think they did?
>>4257456I was mistaken, wasn't in Battleship.
Been gone about a week MLPG, catch me up.>Did Draw or Die ever finish?>When'd /b/reads get V&?
>>4257512I'm making an assumption. I doubt she just learned to fly and made that intense vertical climb back up.What the hell do you think happened in that scenario?
>>4257512I'm imagining Rainbow Dash completely freaking out when she sees Fluttershy in Ponyville. She thinks she's a ghost haunting her, and tries different and wacky ways to exorcise her.
>>4257475>dosent remember when fluttershy fed some weasels fish
>>4257527>Did Draw or Die ever finish?Not that I know of.
>>4257188>"J'ai putain de la trique...!">she dips a hand into her crotch and shoves her fingers, slick with her fluids, into your mouth.>"Goutez! - J'mouille!">"Je te veux, Pédale. Juste ici. Juste Maint'nant.">"Laisses tomber les bleu-jeans, montres-moi le bite. Maint'ant, avant d'je te casser la gueule et prends-lui mon même!"
>>4257545Pfft whatThey were back together in that Hurricane shy flashback.Funny thought but still, what
>>4257407That's the paradox of Celestia and Luna's power.Yes, they control the Sun and the Moon but they cannot wield that power against or in service of others without their own subjects suffering the ill affects as well. They have a big stick but it is the one propping up the tent.Hypothetically speaking, if there are more god like beings who control fundamental aspects of the world and have their own countries then Celestia and Luna would be smack dab at the bottom of the totem pole along with Equestria.Sure people would pay them due respect and lip service, but as a nation and its rulers they would have no political clout in the international arena while other gods could use the benefits of their powers as a bargaining chip or their destructive potential as threat.
>>4257488>not futadash
>>4257357>Twibright>Flustershy>Cheesy parody porn namesOh god, I can't contain my sides
>>4257512I would assume Dash would look for her.Goes to see if she saw her win, finds nothing, freaks out.
>>4257452True but you can't compare Twilight with Celestia, mainly because we don't know really know anything about Celestia's powerlevel.Also what reason would there be to not be respectful to the dragon. They were trying a diplomatic approach.Okay an adult dragon is more powerful than Twilight but still you have to think about it:Twilight is young and inexperienced, doesn't really have complete control over her spells, still has much to learn and has no real battle training and experience.She has incredible row power but that is almost nothing if she can't use it properly.Even a Unicorn with just telekinesis, if he knew how to use it right, could fuck up a lot of enemies.Also look at the Wonderbolts. The shaved Spike's scales. Scales that are extremely resistant.An army of ponies that are trained in battle could be a very big threat.
>>4257569Not a fanButThose clothes they were wearing (and Pinkies hair) were totally fucking cute.
>>4257563>I fucking caningI'm sure google translate didn't do that right...
Guys this isn't even funny anymoreI had a 3rd consecutive dream of waking up with skinny anon>wake up>I'm on my side while skinny anon is on his back>he's awake and staring at the ceiling>he feels me stir and looks down at me and gives me a warm smile>I put my head and hand on his chest like the picture, except I'm not a horse>We just stay like that for what feels like an hourThen I wake up for realI think I'm in love with anon
>>4257475They keep the sheep penned up though, so it's not like they're exactly equals.
>>4257495>male>implying i don't want to be dominated by a Griffon amazon>implying i don't want to be forced to hunt and run as one of the pride>implying i don't one day want to be a Griffon in all but birth and take her as my mate
>>4257582We DO know something about Celestia's power level, namely that it has a limit.She is not all powerful.
>>4257590Can't rely on Google Translate all the time.Avoir le Trique is slang - "to be horny as hell."
>>4257604Perhaps it was cloudy that day...
>>4257452Why bring the hammer down on a dragon that just chose the wrong place to sleep? That's like keeping tanks at the border to shoot illegals instead of just deporting them.
>As we've said, they hoard the original content for themselvesCheck your content privilege MLPG.
>>4257568>Hypothetically speaking, if there are more god like beings who control fundamental aspects of the world and have their own countries then Celestia and Luna would be smack dab at the bottom of the totem pole along with Equestria.I really doubt other gods exist, or other gods that are more pwoerful than Luna and Celestia at least.The eternal night thing would have fucked up a lot of things. And yet it was still up to Celestia and the mane six the second time to resolve the problem.Same for Discord. Celestia and Luna got rid of him before, the mane six got rid of him the second time. Those situation are both catastrophic. I doubt that the other gods would just idle around if they were more powerful, especially with the NMM incident
>>4257628>hoardhow would that even work? It's digital data freely disseminated on a public discussion thread.
>>4257475This is My Little Pony, not Game of Thrones.
>>4257607well, due to the dismal state of my french language education - thanks mainly to the fact that it is entirely non-existent - google translate is all i have
are we farts yet?
>>4257627Fuck it, that sound like a way funner way of defending the border.And if you manage to get through it all, you get your citizenship.And immediate deployment.
>>4257592>sheep are second class citizens>imprisoned and shaven>it's for their own good
>>4257628Please don't start
>>4257647we've been farts for months now, much to the chagrin of a large portion of MLPG's denizensme included
>>4257627>keeping tanks at the border to shoot illegals.That's barbaric. Here in America we use drone aircraft to shoot our illegals.
>>4257644You also have google search.>"French Profanity">"French Sexual Slang"http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/French/Vocabulary/French-Uncensored.html
>>4257567What was the flashback again?Maybe they go look for her after a while, but a few days go by and they get really worried and depressed about her being gone. She was probably staying with the previous owner of the house she lives in now.>>4257582Canterlot, which looks like the unicorn town, was taken over by the changelings. I'd argue that the ponies have small, well trained groups to deal with the occasional kerfluffle. Equestria as a whole, not so much military strength.
>>4257628Who said this?
>>4257647No we world building now.
>>42573572lesbian4me
>>4257659>The Mane 6 go to Ramhalla>casually talk down to all the sheep in the village>they're genuinely surprised when they get angry
>>4257659Pony's Burden
>>4257636They weren't idle, Celestial/Luna/Mane Six were just he first to respond.And if you remember, Discord only ruled over Equestria (and in RoH seemingly only Ponyville).Please note that I did not say the others would be more powerful than Luna or Celestia, just that Luna and Celestia cannot utilize their greatest power without endangering all life. It would be an empty threat unless one of them were to go insane ala NMM.
>>4257582a baby dragon is no particular threat. a young dragon can wipe the floor with most unicorns. an adolescent dragon is a threat to all but the most experienced sorcerers.an ancient dragon could easily defeat Celestia herself. fortunately, the only living ancient dragon is the Ouroboros, who holds the world aloft from the depths. if he wakes up, the fact that he could destroy Celestia will be the least of the world's problems.
>>4257591calm your tits dream anon
>>4257688>>4257689I can't fucking take it.Goodnight MLPG
>>4257688>Well, angrier...>They are a very angry people.
>>4257685>Too lesbianDYEWTS?
>>4257674>>>4257035Please don't shitpost them, we don't need any more attention from these guys right now.
>>4257604But we don't know that limit.All we know that Chrysalis was empowered a lot by SA's love.I really doubt that iff she didn't have a lot of power she would have directly stepped in or at least didn't go to get Luna so their chances would increase.Also Chrysalis was worried that she would lose at first.Also we've seen how powerful Twilight was when she unleashed her row power, Yet Celestia just calmly walked towards her without a care.Yes I agree she isn't all powerful. No one said that. But she seems to have a high limit.
>>4257711>that's why they never advance in society
>>4257697>a baby dragon is no particular threat. a young dragon can wipe the floor with most unicorns. an adolescent dragon is a threat to all but the most experienced sorcerers.Okay well that's plausible enough and pretty cool I gue->an ancient dragon could easily defeat Celestia herself. fortunately, the only living ancient dragon is the Ouroboros, who holds the world aloft from the depths. if he wakes up, the fact that he could destroy Celestia will be the least of the world's problems.You've been playing too much Skyrim.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4257673Maybe Equestria's more of a feudal state, where armies are regional instead of national?
>>4257723This has never been true.
>>4257711>"FUCK YOU! WE ARE NOT!">the lamb's mother smacks him upside the head.>"LANGUAGE."
>>4257720>Just like the Scottish.
>>4257712ALL I SEE ARE CANON HETERO SHIPS ANON
>>4257723Fuck you, she has a golden ass heart
>>4257735>Niggers of GB
>>4257722>Ouroboros>SkyrimDYERM
>>4257735>The Deer could have taken over the world >then they created whiskey.
>>4257734>They have two tones of voice.>Yelling.>And Belligerent.
>>4257717>Yes I agree she isn't all powerful. No one said that.Ha, I had a good time when this one fanfic writer who did say that got her headcanon nerfed and went full aspergers as a result.
>>4257717Keep in mind that we've seen multiple instances of horn's being rather sensitive when touched or hit.
>>4257748rarity and applejack slept in the same bed at one pointCASE CLOSED
>>4257697From where the fuck are you getting this?The only confrontation we've seen was between Twilight, Rarity and Dash against a bunch of adolescent dragons.If that was true Twilight wouldn't even have tried to confront them like they did in the episode
>>4257751Nah, were saving that for the hyenas.
>>4257628dont worry i've looked at my privilege several times this past hour.
>>4257723And a big hearty fuck you to you too.
>>4257717>row powerIs that like spiral energy?
>>4257735YEW JES MAYD AN ENEME FER LYF>>4257751AN SO'V YEW YE FECKIN OORE
>>4257699I'll calm down when I stop having the dreams
>>4257751Pakis are the niggers of GB.
>>4257697>an ancient dragon could easily defeat Celestia herself. >fortunately, the only living ancient dragon is the Ouroboros, who holds the world aloft from the depths. if he wakes up, the fact that he could destroy Celestia will be the least of the world's problems.
>>4257786How am I not tired yet?
>>4257768Well they DID book it after getting Spike back.
>>4257786>muffinsUuuuurgh
>>4257767LIES
>>4257799No, Pakis will fucking stab you if you tell them that incest is weird. I'm not kidding.
>>4257799niggers are the niggers of GB
Can anyone explain why all the art past page 1 on mlpg.co disappeared?
>>4257799chavs are the niggers of GB.CASE CLOSED
>>4257809Why bother fighting when they got what they came for, eh?
>>4257790>We're enemies now! Just like Deer and Griffons!>And Deer and Ponies!>And Deer and Alpacas!>And Deer and other Deer!>Those damned Deer!
>>4257814DYEWT GOAT EPISODE NIGGA
>>4257809Weren't they outnumbered?Also they probably never had any training what so ever...
>>4257790>In Ponyvilles school a deer janitor walks the halls.
>>4257834>They ruined Deerland!you missed the best part of that entire bit.
>>4257833It wasn't "we got what we came for, let's go."It was "RUN!"
>>4257840>Always harrasses the deer transfer studentJohn Doerian
>>4257768They were protecting Spike, a very close friend of theirs, and probably a stand-in for a little brother or chile to all three of them. Standing up to dangerous things for this reason is genetic.
>>4257697>Ouroboros, who holds the world aloft from the depths>not elephants and turtlesThat is terrible. You are terrible.
>>4257814>not watching Look Before You Ship
>>4257841I wasn't sure what to call it.Occasionally I say "Deerinn" or "Hindbernia," but I can never decide.
>>4257845"RUN" is a valid method of telling other ponies you have captured the objective.So is fainting.And screaming.
>>4257837No they were three dragons
>>4257845Imply some implications anon.
>>4257862the way i did it was: scots are from scotland, therefore deer are from deerland
>>4257866>fainting goatshow do they integrate into equestrian society?
Is anyone going to cap that CC thing from this and last thread?
>>4257840he's also the math teacher.>WRO-OOOOONG, DOI' AGAIN
>>4257867Who get defeated by a BIRD
>>4257697What about Jormungand?
>bunch of people in my room chatting>wish I could be on MLPGI missed you guys
>>4257878Wait...Donkeys seem to be equal with ponies in Equestria.Where did they come from?
>>4257888Dragons confirmed for huge pussies
>>4257875I can't name things. ;_;
>>4257903Maybe they're like the eastern Europeans to ponykind's western Europeans.yeah, the ponies are Euros, DYEWTS, general?
>>4257886>IF YE DOANT EAT YER NEEPS, YE CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDIN'!>HOW CAN YE HAVE ANY PUDDIN IF YE DOANT EAT YER NEEPS?!
>>4257903Donkeys, cows, sheep and so on were near the lands the pony tribes claimed their own. After a while the ponies conquered them and just assimilated them in their society.Well that's what I like to believe
>>4257888A phoenix hardly counts, they're immortal, have healing tears, and breathe god-fire.>>4257901We missed you too, Anon. Welcome back.
I keep seeing people say that the /b/read was banned, can anyone explain?
>>4257920The map looks like Murrika and Canada tough...
>>4257901did you spill some spaghetti?
>>4257922The fuck is a neep?
>>4257884idkId ask for sentenal but it branched off a spell and well, you know he doesn cap those parts
>one of those brutish bucks will never take you captive and rut you over and over again until you give birth to his freakish ponelatto babiesnot that I want anything like that or anything~
>>4257862how about just "Fiadh"? Scots-Gaelic for deer.
>>4257931We're aren't in Harry Potter General Deaf
>>4257938Who founded the US and Canada?
>>4257888>Phoenix>burdThat's like calling a Dragon "just a reptile" and not expecting it to be factious.
>>4257862Some variation of Caledonia ?
>>4257944A Turnip.
Haven't been on in a week. Any news? Anything happen?
>>4257922>Tfw about to make the same reference
>>4257953Harry Potter didn't invent Phoenix tears, and I don't recall Fawkes ever breathing fire.
>>4257922>YEU, YES YEU!>STAND, STILL FILLAY!
>>4257901Lauren Faust and Tara Strong came to each of our houses and gave us all blowjobs.And you totally missed it.
>>4257963Absolutely nothing of note has happened in the land of horse and spaghetti.;_;
>>4257952>tfw you're NOT the only one who knows that!I always figured that was how they referred to themselves.>FIADH GU BRATH!
>>4257967Pff next thing you'll say is that MLP didn't invent Unicorns.
>>4257932Almost all of them post on MLPchan now due to fursecution, so it's pretty much a zombie thread.
>>4257973>filly>not "colt"I suppose the schoolmaster is genderswapped too?
>>4257989>applejack makes orange juice.gif
>>4257991It's not Cheerilee that's for sure
>>4257989>annoying orange
>>4257990wait was it a ban wave or just spam/the piss not liking them
>>4257990>FursecutionA good number didn't even post ponies. Feels weird. Maybe it was the same guy who is now trying to get rid of MLPG?
>>4257991Filly has the "y" phonetic ending and two syllables.>autism
>You know what the MLPG REALLY hates?>When you post pictures of ponies. That's literally it. Don't even say anything, just pick a pony and post like 30 images.>It's hilarious how they flip out and usually the shitposters go away and good posters start to talk about the show again.
>>4258018>CN gets jealous of Nick's Fred.
>>4257944Either a swede or a turnip, depending who you ask. There's a lot of confusion between those two in Scotland.
>>4258035But isn't it dead?
>Have Snarky Bastard and other trip/namefags filtered>90% of the thread lately has been filtered.
>>4258032You know I'm just gonna hide every one of these comments that you're trying to get us to talk about.
>>4258032I just saw that. I made me laugh.
>>4258035Dear god, why did they even make that?
>>4257985>Deer wha hae wi Wallace bled>Deer wham Bruce has aften led>welcome tae yer gory bed>or tae victorie
>>4258049It's far from it, unfortunately...
>>4257990>fursecutionwhatever happened to the love and tolerance?
I'M PISSED OFF. CAN PONYING HELP OR AM I FUCKED?
>>4258058We were having a nice mix of show discussion, and world building speculation, lighten up anon and you might have >fun.
>>4257990Is that why there's so much whining in mlpg lately?
>>4258086>whatever happened to the love and tolerance?Mitt Romney won.
>>4258091If you regularly pony by visiting MLPG, then you're fucked.
>>4258098Ahh....
>>4258095From what I can gather half of /mlp/ wants MLPG to be axed like /b/reads were, but the other half are worried that we'll just pack up and head to the sub and take all our content with us.We're respected in a weird sort of way I guess.
I shouldn't be awake this late.
>>4258116we're a huge part of the board's traffic. it'll be even a bigger percentage during s3.
>>4258116Aren't the guys who want us axed from the /b/read>the /b/read was miles better than MLPG
>>4258058Turn off recursive filtering. We're more anons than trip/namefags.
>>4258116Well we're /co/ exiles. If they want us to be exiled from this piss board I'd be in favor of going to the sub.
>>4258098it always makes me cringe when people claim that obama and romney are the same and that nothing will be any worse if romney wins. i guarantee he will bankrupt the country and then move to france or something when his term is over with all his corporate bribes and literal blood money.what the fuck! who let /pol/ in here?!
>>4258091Which pony is your favorite?>>4258095Some of the /b/read people were cool, I hope it isn't them. When we first moved to /lmp/, I was able to get them to talk about the show.>>4258116/b/ had some contributors, but I guess not enough to keep them relevant. Sad for them.
:3
>>4258058>filtering for the sake of filtering>what the fuck why are we ded this thread sucks whats going on guysdipshit
>>4257589>Pinkies sly grin when she sees dashes dick>Pretty much all her dialogueUNF
>>4258157You did. I just threw Mitt Romney on the table for laughs.
>>4258161best ship.
>>4258116they fear us.
>>4258158I miss Shoe BronySo wait, our contributions are still relevant in the fandom of today?I thought we'd been left behind long ago as the angry grandpa who hates it when all those brats come over to visit with their filthy rap music blaring.
>>4258116Most of the content comes from the General and they for the most part understand it.They just see our threads and assume we are exactly like the /b/read, most of them assume they are one and the same.When they are quite the opposite.
>>4258176I thought this was best ship...
>>4258158The /b/ threads were always terrible.Sometimes I tried to venture in there but it was just like reading someone's facebook page.Even if they didn't shit post or act retarded they're just so fucking BORING.
>>4257884>>4257946I'll give it a go, but I do it manually since I don't have fancy extensions or scripts installed for 4chan I move away from the keyboard to manually refresh
>>4258186Anyway nothing would happenMoot even said that there's nothing with the General system and that /mlp/ is an okay place except for the /b/read
>>4258194No, that is just canonest ship.
>>4258157I've always said that Romney will just try to flip this country and then sell it to China or something. Nice to know there's some people who think something similar I can talk to.>tfw your father is a giant republican and shit talks Obama even when Obama is nowhere near relevant in the current conversation.
>>4258185Euro is technically one of us. He's an A-list brony celebrity.try saying that last part without laughing.
>>4258194It is anon
>/piss/ thinks we're elitist>/piss/ wants us split up cause we actually create contentMake up your minds goddamn
>>4258212I bet Moot just did it to give a final 'fuck you' to /b/
>>4258185I don't think people talk about MLPG specifically, but they will talk about /co/. I'm not sure if they know that we still linger.
>>4258222>/mlp/ isn't a hivemind.You don't say.Tell me more, oh master of thought!
>>4258163Most of the names and trips contribute. Deaf and Snarky have been adding to the world building, and the vast majority of posters so far have been anonymous.I have a name, but it feels unnecessary ATM, so I leave it off.>>4258185>>4258186We're like a forge. Yes, things get hammered and things get burnt (with all the metaphorical and literal implications of those words), but we get a lot of things out.Most other branches of the fandom tend to focus on their little niche.
>>4258215he's an alist bronlubicarity
>>4258222they're probably watching us right now.quick, everyone be as elitist as you can.
>>4258214Well, he has a heavy hand in a business dedicated to selling American jobs, so that's not too far off.But there's no way he'll win, he's not Christian.
>>4258214I don't even think he's going to sell it, just break it irreparably and turn it into mad max or the matrix or something. he has literally no scruples or purpose outside of money. it's all he's ever known.let's drop the subject, we're just tempting fate at this point
>>4258222Don't mind any of them. They're idiots.
>>4257946Wait, like what? Stories slitting into smaller stories made by others?
>>4258230I know but point is no matter how much a few faggots complain, because it's only a few faggots, most of /mlp/ say that we're ok or don't give a fuck about us, nothing will happen
>>4258185I wonder if there is a way to contact him and tell him to chill around again.
>>4258248FUCKB RONIES FUCK MUFINS FUCK PONYCHAN FUCK /MLP/ IF YOU WEREN'T HERE BEFORE [CUTOFF POINT] THEN FUCK YOUUUU
>>4258212Not really surprising. /vp/ has had a Pokemon General as far as I can remember, nobody ever gave a shit.
>>4258214I kind of know that feel.My grandmother on my fathers side is extreme right wing republican to the point of taking all of Rush Limbaugh's words as scripture. My Dad is a Republican but MUCH more moderate than Grandma. My mom, myself and all of my siblings are quite liberal and proud of it, but if any of us ever actually laid out our political opinions to her we'd probably be excommunicated. She knows we at least lean liberal, just not how far.You should see the books she gets us around Christmas time.
>>4258194>rarijackit just makes perfect sense. a rough working tough shell pony and a beautiful expensive artist. its like putting ketchup on filet mignion, so wrong yet so right.
>>4258044>>4257944>>4257960Haggis Neeps and Tatties, O! Fit a hairty feed!noo siddoon an hae a drammy and I'll tel ye fit ye needFur a stairt ye'll need a twelve-bore an' a cairtridge ful a leedAn get yersayl a doggie tae kairt yer haggis fin eits deedNoo mind an' wear yer kilt fyle hunten haggis roon the hillYe dinna need yer drawers as lang's the wind is fine and stillYe'll have tae creep through heather, but mind and tak' yer gill a flask of whisky.So's tae poor yerself a drammy once ye mak' yer haggis killnoo neest, ye need a neep, the feynist sweed that's en th' parkAn' ye kin ask the fairmer, or ye can nick it fin it's darkNow thinkin' fyle yer at it, stuff a tattie doon yer sark, your shirtBut if the fairmer sees ye, he'll jab yer doup your bottom wi' his pitch farkNoo if ye get home safely wi' yer haggis tatties and neepPit aa'thing on tae boyl, an' gie yer pipes a peep!Noo mind afore ye eat, address yer haggis, respect this treatAn' poor yersel' a dram, an' drink doon evree dreepFitta luvlee Burns supper!Noo jist pet oop yer feet!
>>4258253Sat a while, and listen!
wait so what's going on people are mad at us or somethinggive me the cliff's notes I don't want to read the whole thread
>>4258273How many Dr. Savage books has she given you?
>>4258214Romney will probably makes things worse for the lower classes, but on the other hand the US is already as corporatocracy.
>>4258249I'm actually a little surprised he is campaigning as a Mormon. Every other presidential candidate at least pretends to be Christian.
>>4258293/b/-threads got axedbtards are pissed at us because our threads are fine they want our threads to be axed too
>>4258293>/b/read got axed.>some of the idiots in the channel want the General gone too, because it's the same thing.>Because they have never been in a general.
>>4258222I take the elitist thing more as a compliment. Who knew sitting at home doing nothing with our lives except for discussing My Little Pony on an imageboard that hardly that many people know exist could earn us the title of "elitist".
>>4258273got this one year.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help!_Mom!_There_Are_Liberals_Under_My_Bed
>>4258274You do that too far south in the US and you'll be shot. The cops won't even care.
>>4258312We actually talk about the show, though, when there isn't a hiatus.
>>4258253At least remove your trip before commenting. Pls?>>4258293Long story short, /b/read is ded and they want us dead. They want everyone to assume we are like /b/read.
>>4258293They think we are hoarding original content and their creators. Like how we won't allow you to post your masterpiece's in other threads or boards for fear of sending the guards after you.
>>4258293Just the usual.>MLPG has all the good artists/writers/musicians>They don't want to share.>Burn MLPG so the content gets spread to everyone.
>>4258265>/vp/'s Pokemon GeneralIt's just a hollowed out husk of its former glory. The same handful of trip/namefags trying to keep the dying flame alive.I miss /v/ Pokemon Generals, you could always find a trade or a battle and great discussion.
>>4258318>>4258312It's only like the /b/reads because of shit posters like sentenal.
>>4258329I know.It's just the outsiders assume when they see a General, that it's basically a /b/read.Blame ignorance.
>>4258278Amazing. Is this already a thing or did you make it yourself?
>>4258116a lot of /mlp/ seems to think that MLPG is a sekrit content factory, and that we creat boatloads of OC but hoard it all for ourselves in our little jewcaves.Which we do.We're viewed as an elitist upper-class of posters that look down our noses at the rest of the board
>piss envyMY SIDES
>>4258329There was a great amount of show discussion in the summer, surprisingly. Even more so with those songs, "leak" background of Crystal Empire, cons, and etc.
>>4258339>/mlp/ is Bane.
>>4258274I personally prefer the "Green Acres" chemistry of Braeburn and Rarity.But Rarijack works better in the context of the show.
>>4258339but then everyone would just go to the sub.
>>4258344>It's just a hollowed out husk of its former glory. The same handful of trip/namefags trying to keep the dying flame alive.>MLPG post series cancellation
>>4258339>You do realize MLPG isn't a tree, right?
>>4258355Well yea, of course the piss is envious.If they weren't so fucking stupid they'd just come here, luckily, they're really fucking stupid. Let them wallow in their whining.
>>4258345I agree. Remember sentenal came from /b/. Since /b/read people are associating themselves with us, we have to remove everything /b/ related here.
>>4258273Mother is a liberal, but she couldn't argue her way out of a plastic bag. Felt good to tell my dad off for once (don't really get too deep into politics) about Obama's supposed promises about that GM in Wisconsin when I noted Obama was just using that GM as a symbol of what he would try to avoid, rather than saying he would save that particular one.Watching him backpedal, saying that Obama was twisting his own words and being manipulative was just delicious.
>>4258337To be fair there are people that feel certain artists belong to the General and they throw shiftfits if one of those artists does something or posts somewhere they don't like.
>>4258312>>4258318>>4258331>>4258337>>4258339oh that's fucking rad
sometimes i wish the american left was more pro-guns than they are because they only way this system is going to be fixed is with an armed revolutionwords don't work on these people because they dropped out of school in 2nd grade.
>>4258350That's a Doric Scots poem by one "G. Morrison.""Ode to a Haggis" is another fine one.
>>4258150Can I turn recursive filter on for some people but not others?
>>4258311Honestly? I just have to believe the Republicans already know they've lost this year, and are just trying to set things up for the 2016 campaign. Romney was bad enough, but then Paul Ryan? Paul fucking Ryan? Seriously? They've basically just flat lost the entire non-racist woman vote.I have to believe they're losing on purpose, because I just can't accept that people with this much power can be so unforgivably stupid.But they've put so much money into the campaign, it's hard to believe they aren't really going for it...>>4258360Have we gotten anything since those posters?
How have we not reached the image limit yet?
>>4258273>>4258389>tfw parents are cynical and hate both parties+the government in general
>>4258393THEN IT'S SETTLED.AS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL TO THE REST OF /MLP/ WE SHALL GRANT THEM ONE OF OUR MOST BELOVED AND PROLIFIC ARTISTS.SOMEBODY CALL ROSS
>>4258404That fucking Baby OC or that Con that happen after the poster was posted. We know the storyboard people are not going to fuck it up if their panel says its true.
>>4258404You don't have to be intelligent to become powerful, just merciless.
>>4258331If you insist. But that was a rather silly request. I don't think it's the /b/read fags doing this, because I would know. I certainly am not. I actually respect you guys for being the only constant on-topic thread, even if you may go off on a tangent every now and again.Too each their own, I suppose.
>>4258278>Haggis-Hunting>Wild Haggis are actual animals in the Deer Lands.
>>4258422Yes, I agree. They can have Ross, the thread's greatest artist.
>>4258312what do you mean axed? are they not allowed to make /b/ threads anymore via rules or what?
>>4258422ROSS.ROSS.ROSS.
>>4258426Right, Skyla. Any confirmation on her being in the show yet? It wouldn't be the first time they made up a character for toys that never ended up in the show.
>>4258400herp a durrYou'd be going up against a lot of people with weapon experience.
>>4258401>the Great Chieftan o' the Pudding Race!still smells terrible. still tastes great.
>>4258422
>>4258298Actually her latest one is a book of Reagan Quotes.She doesn't suspect I'm too far gone, at least not compared to my older brothers.One of them works for Environment New York and is romantically involved with someone who was a part of the Occupy protests and the other is an adventure seeker who goes around the state , living within his own means and taking seasonal jobs like river guiding and snowboard instructing and has adopted a new age theory on faith.With those two signal fires my well hidden furnace doesn't draw much attention.
>>4258447Warm. Reekin'. Rich!
>>4258328just like my forbidden love with pone is looked down on so is my ketchup shenanigans!
>>4258318>>/b/read got axed.Really? You mean the actual ones on /b/ or the ones on /mlp/ ?
>>4258380I wish I was a tree.
>>4258418>161 images2meta4usFUCK IT, LETS PONY.
>>4258430It's always a joke played on people who wouldn't know. When I was 9 I was on an adventure holiday and got told that Haggises are real animals and was told to keep an eye out for them when I went on a hike.I stumbled across a rabbit hole and was informed that it was a "haggis hole", and it was where baby haggis were born and lived until they were grown, at which point they left.
>>4258329We were just talking about the show. We still are.We've talked about Mayor Mare, theorized about griffons and dragons, and had a tiny discussion about the race scene in CMC.
>>4258255Just get to work.Also, make a tree version instead of a nested thread version. People on the internet don't like scrolling more than they have to. Basic web design.
>>4258461FUCK YEAH, PONY.
>>4258422YES HE IS MOST TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT ARTIST NEVER DRAWING SAMEFACE AND ALWAYS USING POWERFUL LINES
>>4258461WE PONY NOW
>>4258456As in /b/read.It's gone.Check the front page.
>>4258402What is recursive filtering? Is that when it hides a particular poster and anyone who responds to them?Might be dangerous. Most of us dabble in numerous conversations.>>4258418I'm only seeing 162 images. Limit is 250.>>4258433I'm guessing the moderation staff deletes them on sight.>>4258466Heck, we are even having a "decent" conversation about the fandom.
>>4258445accidentally shooting your five year old child does not constitute experienceseriously though, not all of them are de facto, self-trained navy seals and at least half of them are too overweight to aim properly
>>4258456/mlp/They ded 5ever
>>4258404>I have to believe they're losing on purposeThey are. They've been basically bought by the people Obama keeps ending up helping so they can keep Obama in office. I don't hate obongo but what the Repubs/TP have been doing this year have too fucking bonkers to be taken seriously.
how did the /b/read got axed here but not in /b/?don't get me wrong, i don't care for /b/, i'm just curious
>>4258451>and the other is an adventure seeker who goes around the state , living within his own means and taking seasonal jobsThat sounds pretty Republic->and has adopted a new age theory on faith.Oh.
>>4258484>itt: generalizations
>>4258456You can find them on MLPchan nowadays.
>>4258461Lets Zebra instead.
>>4258477AND HIS WORK HAS VERVE
>>4258488Because it's /b/.They're like hardened, dedicated, ban evading autists.
>>4258477>has drawn tons of stuff>tons of experience>strong, powerful lines>not afraid to draw whatever he wantsYeah, they deserve it. Lets give em Ross.
>>4258488Same way cp threads sneak past the mods.
>>4258461OK
I want to be smothered in a pile of chubby pones.
>>4258499i firmly stand by my unfair, insulting generalizations about republicans.
>>4258516I don't understand why people post CP outside of the deepweb. What the fuck is the point?
>>4258533We're trying to call Ross. Nothing's happening.
>>4258465>The Wild Haggis' left legs are a different length from its right legs - sometimes longer, sometimes shorter, in order to better move about on the Deer lands' rolling hills.>"Haggis-Trapping" is a pastime amongst the Deer>However, any who go along on a trapping trip have to get very drunk first, to give the wee things a fighting chance.
>>4258547I said chubby not DAYUM
>>4258527that is adorable.
>>4258547I think he's the one behind all this.
>>4258549Hahahaha that first one got told to me as well.
>>4258496Yeah, general rule is to avoid the topic of politics at all cost around her.Otherwise dad and her will start getting into a fight with her going on about how the country is going to hell and Obama is the anti christ and dad saying it doesn't matter because if God didn't want Obama in charge then he wouldn't be there and about how the bible says that the closer to hell Earth becomes, the closer the return is.Half an hour latter everyone is angry, most of us are biting our toungues and we haven't even had dinner yet.
>>4258538Especially considering that 4chan anons have been vanned for that. Just check smoking gun. Several stories.
>>4258549>Bucks often use it as an excuse to go out drinking and get away from their wives for an evening.
>>4258538>deepwebAm I the only person who finds the whole concept of the deepweb to be intimidating? I had no idea this shit even existed until after the whole AB thing.
>>4258590Love it.But I still will never be a mare ina pretty dress. So I must resort to video games
>>4258527ho damn that's cute
I...They actually think that we somehow have an entire team of mods that forcibly ban and eject people from MLPG that we don't like.And how we have a supernatural ability to determine whether or not people actually came from /co/.What the hell is going on out there MLPG?
>>4258598I sleep better not knowing anything about the Deepweb.
>pancakes
>>4258598>Am I the only person who finds the whole concept of the deepweb to be intimidating?No because I'm not retarded and knew about it before I read the bullshit 4chan ogga-booga presentation of it.
THIS THREAD NEEDS PONY
>>4258606What the fuck. Link to posts?
>>4258547>>4258547ROSS ROSS ROSS
>>4258616every thread needs ponyand those threads that already have pony, need more ponyinvariably.
>>4258616Post all your .gifs of pone rearing up with their hooves like that.it's so cute
>>4258619>>4257035
>>4258623
>>4258634I'll see what I have, and will post as I find them.
>Re-read Berserk>"This is just... so good">Am immediately reminded how utterly stupid the plot gets later on, in contrast to how good it is then>Get to vol 21>"Yeah... I'm going to stop here"
>>4258512>They're like hardened, dedicated, ban evading autists.you mean just like the ones that post here? and i'm pretty sure that some of them post here and in /b/>>4258516>Same way cp threads sneak past the mods.then how come they are not skeaking, is actually easier here considering that this board barely gets any moderation
>>4258614Yeah. It's like people being afraid of 4chan. The only reason people think that way is because of what other people have told them.
>>4258606Well, it's almost perfectly clear that we have our own janitor.And it's easy to tell /co/ posters apart from the rest of the board. We've been there for ages. It's the same thing as telling 4channers apart from non-4channers simply by posting etiquette.
>>4258623someone called?
>>4258643is that the artist who drew poker?
>>4258637I know we run this shit but we don't have THAT much power.At most we have a janitor.
>>4258647You can get away with anything on /b/ largely because it's so fast, there's so many posts and threads die fast.
>>4258597>they get drunk and start fights with ponies on holiday>take pictures and tell their kids they finally caught one but it was undersized so they had to let it go>young deer believe ponies are haggises
I don't have anymore of those .gifs, but I do have lots of cute pone.
>>4258651I suppose you could also say "lack thereof" for posting etiquette.
>>4258634
Would you eat applesauce that was made by AJ crushing apples with her ass?
>>4258675Cuter than this?
>>4258675You have my permission to post it.
>>4258674>"But Da - ye said th' Haggis' got great lang legs on t' one side, an' shairt wee ones on t' other--">"Haud yer wheesht, now! I'm tellin' a story, here! I've nae time fur yer feckin' 'facts'!"
>>4258681>no emoticons, never misuses any permutation of 'there', religious use of spellcheck, maybe even punctuation and capitalizationIt's almost retardedly easy to discern words written by a 4channer versus a redditor, 9fag, dA user, gaiafag, or normalfag.
>>4258698I don't think I would be capable of stopping myself from eating it.
post boop pony pls
>>4258702LET'S GO
>>4258637That thread is hilarious. People jelly and buttmad that they can't come here and act like retards and think that means they can't come here full stop.
>>4258718Fuck you, I rather boop a bug instead.
>>4258699I don't know man that's pretty fucking kawaii
>>4258705People DON'T use the spellcheck built in to the browser?
>>4258705There's way more too it than that, I can tell you that much.
>>4258705And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>4258718
>>4258728dedi am ded
>>4258728
>>4258741I hate it when the spell checker cannot fix "taht" to "that. Fucking hell?
>>>/q/149410>fucking autist bronies make us TRUE AND HONEST bronies look bad> make us TRUE AND HONEST bronies look bad>make us TRUE AND HONEST broniesthat made me laugh, for real
>>4258705
>>4258743Yes, there is. I simply covered the basics.The 'no emoticons' is one of the single largest identifiers though. 4channers don't touch the things with 40-foot poles. Some even use filenames as standins for emoticons in text-only environments.
They want to burn down the pancake house
>>4258768>I want Fluttershy to shit on my faceOH BABY
>>4258763
>>4258637This is funny shit.>>4258757This reminds me of Code Lyoko.fucking loved Code Lyoko
>>4258779/)
>>4258791It was okay but those foreheads man.holy shit
>>4258791I liked this post best:>>4258759>keeping it a secret>stealing OC from the rest of the board and claiming as your own>thinking you're any better than us
>>4258789>>4258763At least post with a reason, not just spamming images.>>4258791Ever think of drawing her? The Marker, I mean.
>>4258795DOWN LOW(/TO SLOW
>>4258789
>>4258795(\
>>42587892cute
>>4258704>There are fawns who can out-curse the most hardened of pony and sheep sailors
>>4258805>>stealing OC from the rest of the board and claiming as your owncute
>>4258805>not this one>>4258767I nearly lost my shit at the ants.
>>4258812down low?!8==============D
>>4258808>>4258791Draw Marker pony with a huge forehead or horn and speaking French.
>>4258768http://vocaroo.com/i/s04wd7HPYSMi
>>4258812>TOGO BACK TO /BREDDITCHANDAILY/
>>4258808The reason I'm doing this? This thread needs more cute pone. We already hit 1K posts, yet we haven't yet reached 200 images.
So Scratch and Octavia were baking a cake and Scratch ended up spilling baking soda all over the floor. I guess you could say she dropped the base.
>>4258816I would cuddle with Scootaloo and keep her company.
>>4258849Good point.Post some art that rarely gets posted. Old stuff and the like.
>>4258852list of things you should not hand to vinyl scratch:cellos fishcake ingredientsalkaline solutions
>>4258852
>>4258862
>>4258852We need more of Octavia with her hair tied back.
>>4258849Quality over quantity. Beside this thread hit +1500 before. At least have topic with it like this guy here. >>4258862 Taht say.>>4258862
Guys, if we're talking about the thread talking about us talking about them...Then who or what are we talking about?
>>4258816
>>4258887Pony.
>>4258838Coming next summer to the MLP fandom!My Little Pony General Presents,Fluttershy in the next greatest grimderp movie since Cupcakes,PANCAKES!
>>4258768Is this why we're being raided?
>>4258838I love this guy.
>>4258824and they, near across the board, refer to ponies either as "haggises" (which flies straight over their heads) or "Th' Gree' Bludy Sooth'rn Tyr'nts"
>>4258887Soem guy in that thread just claimed that MLPG stole coke pone from either Reddit or DA.
>>4258881What if humans that went to Equestria could use the Magic of Rage? Imagine yelling so loud and hard that a volcano erupted.
>>4258885Why am I always told this AFTER I post another image?
>>4258881
>>4258932I wish I could harness the magic of rage.I would be the most powerful creature in Equestria.
>>4258887....Rick Perry?
>>4258932>implying i can't already do that
>>4258953I don't trust that guyI've never seen his eyeballs.
>>4258929Post deleted. I think he misread the post.
>>4258808>>4258834>oh fuck, you wanted Frenchjust imagine her saying ' le ' in front of everything
>>4258932/v/ would make a second sun.
Dear god, look at the time...
>>4258978Time for apples?
>>4258968She has a big head.LIKE MLPG!
>>4258978... i know.
>>4258968>le boop face
>>4258983YES
>>4258965I hope so. That being said, when the last time you drank a coke pony?>>4258968Oh you.
>>4258978TIME FOR BED
>>4258978you're right, it's after midnight and we haven't fetish'd even once.
>visit /fit/>see thisI swear to god I've seen one of these for us around here.If not, someone should make it. I would but I'm lazy and can't even make Paint work for me.
>>4259018
So, the winner of the MTG protour gets to design their own card, with them self in it.What if a brony won and tried to put their self-insert pony OC into it? And then made it an incredible card that you just NEEDED to play.
>>4259007C-can I have one?
>>4258928>>4257840>>4257850I don't know why I drew this.Also, sorry it's so rough.
>>4258978I know right? Its 9 bongs in the morning, and I missed the government scheduled dehydrated leaves sippy.
>>4259054Hasbro would sue their asses off, so we're sa->MTG is owned by HasbroFUCK WE'RE DOOMED.
>>4259082And it's not like hasbro owns the actual animal. they just own the my little pony name.
This Granny Smith figure is pretty neat. I still hate the fact the cutie marks are only on one side.
>>4258973I'm imagining /v/ hulking out then exploding into a ball of fiery, self-sustaining rage.
>>4259056Here you go.
>>4259082>Twilight Sparkle is a Plainswalker
>>4259082Anyone who knows about the MTG scene know if there are any prominent bronies?
>>4259095I'd get that, but at 10 bucks a set, I'll wait for clearance.Good thing no bronies shop at my WalMart
>>4259102>straight from the treeDOUSHIO~
>>4259054It wouldn't matter because the creature always has to be a human.
>>4259072>Lunchmare Dorris, De you 'ave any grease?>Yes, yes I do.>THEN GREASE MEH UP FILLY.
>>4259095Oh damn, they've got those figurines out now?That's pretty neat.Too bad my Walmart doesn't carry that shit.
>>4258978Ehh...I'll sleep once we reach the image limit.
>>4259102>You'll never be walking through sweet apple acres with AJ>She'll never buck a single apples into your hand>You'll never thank her>She'll never smile meekly and blush
>>4258838>>4258922http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gg53aOkK3LSince we're on a Scottish kick.
>>4259127What other limits do they have? Obviously they can't design a broken card, but in terms of card art.
>>4259142It has to be drawn by Ross.
>Leth confirmed Coke Pony isn't technically something we made.Holy shit.
>>4259127>Has to be humanCIS SCUM
>>4259136i would most likely just spend the rest of the day in a catatonic logic coma trying to figure out how she managed to kick an apple tree in such a way that only a single apple fell from it, let alone a single apple directly above my hand
>>4259163no shit
>>4259163who then?
>>4259163I thought this was common knowledge
>>4259169Its apples she aint gotta explain shit.
>>4259163It's true though... I thought everyone knew this.I mean, no one even knows who the artist for that first picture is.
>>4259142If I had the chance to design a card, I would make the art the most ridiculous bullshit I possibly could within the limits. And of course i'd make it super good so people have to use it.
>>4259140Every time.Makes me really want to work on my scott accent/vocabulary.
>>4259142I don't believe they get much say in the card's creation outside of their original idea.The art for card will depend on setting of the set.
>>4259128>"...Okie-dokie-lokie."
>>4259119>>4259130My walmart just got a fresh shipment of pony stuff and shit disappears fast. Only got the apple family set for now.
>>4259140>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gg53aOkK3LOH GOD I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING
>>4259128>GOR-AE, WHA'R YE TRYAN T' DO, WOMAN, POIS'N ME? THAS AIN' FRIED 'TALL.>>it's GRASS, it doesn't normally get fried.
>>4259169AJ doesn't actually buck the trees to get the apples outBucking is actually a type of magic to talk to the apples
>>4259191Actually, I remember reading that they get a pretty good amount of say.Fuck, I just need to find the article.
>>4259163We never made, just made her poplar here, until ponychan started to RP with them.
>>4259163Everyone knows that. It's some art from some guy on DA
>>4259208>Shit, they know...
>>4259222>DAtry FA you dumbass.
>>4259242>AJ will never kick you in the waist and talk to your testicles
>>4259200>"You just fell for our sting and gotten yourself three months' detention! There's no such THING as Deertoberfest!">"Thar's not?! YE UUUUUUSED ME, CHEERILEE! YE UUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!"
>>4259198Last time I went I saw that set, the Cloudsdale set, and a couple boxes of the blindbag wave full of glitter ponies.Not gonna like, I bought like 4.
>>4259283Fuck, I cocked that up.>"YE UUUUUUUUUUSED ME!!!!!!!"
>>4259275>AJ is employed by the hospital to help kids with undescended testicles
We're watching Ator the Fighting Eagle, the movie that came before Cave Dwellers over at livestream . com / dangersquidSo far, Ator admitted that he wanted to pork his sister, they got married, their village burned to the ground by a Spider worshiping warlord, and now he's been captured by Amazons.
>>4259288I bought a Rarity brushable a while ago. Talking about that, does anyone have that guide for making her hair show-accurate?
>>4259275>after a moment of a rather disconcerting churning sensation and without orgasming, your penis erupts semen inside your pants
>The General got linked.Oh no.The secret internet fanclub is exposed!
Hi MLPG, I was wading around in my grotto in the sea of piss when I came across an image of this OC pony. I fell in love with her at first sight and I want to know more about her. Who is she?
>>4259327Wait, where did we get linked?Nobody gave a shit about us before and I doubt anyone cares even now.
>>4259327Quick guys, hide all the content.>>4259336She is a sleepy pony.
>>4259336Wreck-It Ralph
>>4259327i thought it was the sub that got linkedthere is nothing stopping those poor trisomal bastards out there from wandering into our thread except for bump limit and common decency
>>4259336Yer fookin' mum, that's who she is.
>>4259336Sleepyhead.She's sleepy.
>>4259336Destroy-It Darren
>>4259336She's the pony that wants to know why you aren't asleep at this hour?
>>4259336a very sleepy pone
>>4259348I'M GONNA RUIN IT
>>4259327Go back to the chair force reserves, ross.
>>4259336A slut, and a whore OC that belongs to a slut and a whore.
>>4259353>"Oi! Language!"
>>4259336Clobber-It Carl
>>4259348THATS SMASH-IT SAM YOU DINGUS
>>4259336Abolish-it Alan
>>4259336SLOPO PANO
>>4259336Rape-It Ron
>>4259288I also got this thing. I should have grabbed the Cloudsdale set when I had the chance. The blind bag box was empty.
>>4259348Break-it-Bob
>>4259336Break-It Ben
>>4259377No, I'm pretty sure that's Kill-It Kenny
After we post about 32 more images, then we new horse, and I go to sleep.>>4259242>pic now related
>>4259336Crush-it Craig
>>4259389Vanquish-it Vladimir!
>>4259336Demolish-It Dan.
>>4259392Pulverize-it-Pierce
>>4259389Exterminate-it Edd
>>4259364Speaking of which, whats your position on this upcoming movie, Wreck-It Ralph, /co/?
>>4259336Sperg-it Sam
>>4259383>"WITH HIS ALL NEW GOLD STANDARD"
>>4259411Implode-it-Ian
>>4259384Wow. Not a fan of the plushies myself, but if you were hunting for it, nice find.
>>4259393No you don't. There is no sleep. Only MLPG.
>>4259414Looking forward to it.Oh-oh god. I'm looking forward to a video game movie.Help me
>>4259414I'm looking forward to it.
>>4259336Eradicate-It Ed
>>4259411Obliterate-It Ollie
>>4259414I'm probably going to see it. Looks like it has potential. Probably going to hate the little girl.
>>4259414I'm going to go see it when it comes out.
>>4259414Pumped. It looks good. and >fun
>>4259428>voiced by Sarah SilvermanThat's a given.
>>4259336>all those repliesI love you MLPG, this board is always nice to visit every now and then
>>4259411>>4259426Dammit...
>>4259368>Mr and Mrs Ramsey, i've called your son in because of repeated use of bad language.>>WAE, 'AS TH PROLLEM? A LAD WASS'A CALL'M AS ARE COONTS COONTS, AN YE'R TAE SAE NAE? AN AE'V MET'EM, EE'S A COONT TAE MATCH ALL
>>4259384I got the cloudsdale set at work on my break.God that was a bad idea.The Blindbag box here gets pecked at, by parents.I think my store is Brony free.
>>4259414I was surprised they got all the video game characters, but then again it's all for cameo. I'm not sure what to think about it as of right now, we'll just have to wait and see.
>>4259424This might break the cycle of crappy Videogame movies.
>>4259336Blow-It Bob
>LE WREAK-IT RALPH REFERENCEFuck off with this shit you piss waders.
>>4259437All we need is an Eddy.captcha:edsMov spakeCAPTHCA DEMANDS IT!
>>4259317Aw fuck, I used to have it. It's like the easiest hair to style besides Fluttershy, you don't need to cut it down or anything.
>>4259450love and tolerance, brony
>>4259450>le shitposteranon pls
>>4259444Is the Cloudsdale set that bad?
>>4259450wreak
>>4259453Then in that case:Eradicate-It Eddy
>>4259470it
>>4259450
>>4259466gimme a big mac brohoof, brony brother/(]
>>4259439>"HELLLLOOOOO. YE HAY EATIN' TOLERANCE DONKEYS!"
>>4259439>"You deer are a very contentious lot..."
>>4259474But Ed is Eradicate ;_;
>>4259475ralph
Felix cowered in the corner as Ralph stood above him, shadowing the glistening fear in Felix's eye. Frightened, and embarrassed, Felix looked away, with one tear rolling down his face. He knew what Ralph was capable of."Ralph," said Felix, still cowering in fear, and facing the wall behind him, "what are you going to do to my body?"A smile crept across Ralph's face as his hand, standing firmly on his pants began to undo the button. Slowly letting his pants drop, Ralph's dick stood to attention as Ralph leaned in to Felix's face. Creeping his tongue up Felix's neck, slowly with the warm, moist sensation, and finally penetrating his ear for a split second, he pulled his tongue back in, and whispers softly:"I'm gonna wreck it."
>>4259469No, but it seemed like every single eye was on me.The paranoia man, I am in uniform, one of the brutes in the store and I am smuggling this fucking thing to the self check out like it's a kilo of coke.
>>4259422It was an impulse buy, favorite pony and all. It dosn't feel like its going to fall apart asside for the mane I am happy with it. Sure it's not one of those nice custom handmade ones, but it also only 10 bucks.
I'm my own waifu, you plebeians are inferior to my taste.
Come on, MLPG. I want to go to sleep, so post more images.
>>4259311>also erectile dysfunction>"What's good for the trimmin's good for the trunk."
>>4259490>mfw
Art anon are you here?Could you pls draw Dark Angel pones?
>>4259502
OI MATE IT'S SIX A BONG
>>4259516Thrifty Chris
>>4259513I actually have to get some sleep, but I'll save that picture. I'll try to do something with it tomorrow.
>>4259516Burdened, Chubs, and 3DPD
>>4259523it's nearly 10
>>4259516Choose two.
>>4259523What would happen if /mlp/ had flags for a day?
>>4259493Protip: You are shopping at walmart people don't give a fuck.
>>4259493Remember the trick to buying shit and infiltration is looking confident, if you think you're buying coke than of course it'll look bad, but if you look like you're just strolling in to buy a gift for your niece or something, then you'll look pretty normal.
>>425954112
>>4259541None of that has to do with pony.
>>4259531Have you seen the new models? Holy fuck I hate GW. I only started to keep up with the meta again a couple years ago, but I'm too bad off financially and nor do I have the time to take another hobby on (plus I have shitty ausfag prices to contend with).Why the fuck do they make the awesome interrogator limited edition why
>>4259554Everyone's an Anglofag
>>4259550Radical Larry gets me every time.
>>4259516Danger Zone Steve, 3DPD Akira, and Gunter.Call ourselves 'Goof Troop'>>4259493That's the problem, man! You were hiding it. Gotta own it if you want to keep up your bravado.>>4259495Oh, that's weird. Do people make custom hairpieces for the official plushies? Like a fan-made add-on kit?
>>4259550ANy answers other than 'radical larry, twice' are wrong.
>>4259556I wasn't in a Walmart.Fred Meyer has some class...
>>4259523It's actually quarter to 10 here.
>>4259082I secretly hope that Hasbro will eventually get Wizards to make an MLP un-set. It's perfect, MLP is full of mythical and fantasy creatures, and the MTG and MLP communities have enough overlap as to where that kind of thing would sell hotcakes.
>>4259566Because money.How did their court case against Chapterhouse go? Did they get defeated or dunked?How excited are you for Chaos Cultists?
>>4259561Favorite:1. Movie:2. North American animated tv series:3. Japanese animated tv series:4. NA animated movie:5. J animated movie:6. NA comic:7. J comic8. Movie/tv soundtrack.9. Video game10. How many hours do you spend online?11. Do you have a job?12. How much do you make?13. University, if so what degree?14. How many times a week do you go out with friends?MLP:15. Favorite pony?16. Favorite Episode?17. Favorite ship?18. Favorite fan artist?FavoriteFavorite Animated movie: (North American and Japanese):
>>4259516The BurdenedEliphas the grimdarkand Archwizard Eugenepretty sure thats a well rounded party capable of getting through anything.
>>4259599>15. Favorite pony?Applejack>16. Favorite Episode?Foal Free Press>17. Favorite ship?Twidash>18. Favorite fan artist?Egophilliac
MLPG come back from that other thread.We're going 2slow.
>>4259599I can tentatively dig this. Mommy MLPG can make up her mind before I do anything though.
>>4259615Shipping.
>>4259586Well I got my pony stuff with a big value pack of mens depends diapers I needed needed due to a recent surgery. Just got to man up and buy the shit like you give no fucks.
All this talk about MLPG being some kinda scary conglomerate elitist monster terrorist cell gets me thinking:Are we- Are we friends? like, are we all fucking friends at this point? If we saw one another in real life, would we get lunch together?I feel so attached to you guys. ;_;
>>4259616no u
>>4259593I have no idea what happened with chapterhouse.I am very excited for cultists, but I'm not sure if GW understands what Chaos Really needs.They need to have units on level with Grey Knights. Chosen and Lords and shit should be fucking Scary. They're The bad guys of the setting.Hopefully the rumoured split between chaos legions and chaos renegades will allow this to happen, though I personally don't find it necessary. Just balance it by making chaos troops shitty (regular chaos space marines are just relatively fresh recruits with less regimented training and overall direction than their loyalist counterparts) and make chosen as good as Paladins.
Your favorite pony has just committed treason to the god emperor of mankind, how would you comfort her in her in her final hours?
>>4259615>Applejack>Twidash
>>4259640Twist her on my dick while she calls me Slick Rick
>>4259633I can't think of a single person in these threads I would want gone forever.We're all one big dysfunctional family.
>>4259574I am not sure on the custom hairpieces, something to look into. Maybe I can try my hand at something.
>>4259633Didn't you see horsefucker meetup UK?Besides, I think I'm friends with you guys in Steam.
>>4259633I'd get lunch with you if we met in real life unless you were incredibly disgusting.
rest-it robert
>>4259633I don't even know who you are faggot but if I did I would probably like you because I have no standards
>>4259633I'd totally have a drink with you guys, that's for sure.
>>4259633If I wasn't ashamed to be seen with one of you I would split the cost of lunch without a second thought.
>>4259633If by some impossible coincidence, I met a bunch of you guys at a con or some shit, I'd definitely do lunch.
>>4259633Please, if I wanted to hug and make friends I'd be getting my dick sucked on ponychan.I'm here to fuck horses.
>>4259633>If we saw one another in real life, would we get lunch together?>No. And that's the beauty of anonymity. I could get a long time contributor, or this could be my first post. Who knows. Plus I don't really want to know any of you guys.
>>4259648What about hateanon?
>>4259654Sooth-it Sam
SO, THOUGHT YOU COULD THROW ME OFF BY MAKING A TYPO, EHWELL HERE I AM FUCKERS
>>4259639I want an AdMech codex or the White Dwarf codex equivalent.
>>4259633http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQyLkMRgLJE#t=00m31s
>>425959915. Favorite pony?Panko Pai16. Favorite Episode?Lesson Zero17. Favorite ship?Rarijack
>>4259659That's what it's all about.
>>4259633I imagine the same unspoken rule of 'don't be a dick' would apply, but yeah, I imagine we all could get along.
>>4259629>>4259643Shit's too cute for me to pass up.I'm from /u/.
Just 12 more images...
>>4259669Oh.Hi Ross.
>>4258473>>4257946Let me guess, the extra extensions are an eye sore.I hate this forced vanilla shit.
>>4259668rub-it richard
>>4259687IF YOU DON'T MOVE, HE WON'T SEE US.
>>4259648Even me?
>>4259670But that'd be way too fucking cool and awesome. GW will never do it.
>>4259633Fuck off, creep.
>>4259663He just needs to remember to take his meds.>>4259690I get it. Because he's a dick.
>>4259676>Ditzy
>>4259695Even you.Have a diet on me.
>>4259633>Are we friends? like, are we all fucking friends at this point? If we saw one another in real life, would we get lunch together?I don't think so, Tim
>>4259653I probably am incredibly disgusting. Really fat, too.
Dried Grape Status: alive
>>4259541Nigga, questions are fine but you're asking me to write a fucking survey. That's fine for job interviews and what-have-you but it is almost 5 in the morning.
>>4259633I'd love to lunch with you anon-bro.
>>4259669Ross, will you ever, ever think about experimenting with alternate designs for our sake? Just humor us. Just for once accept our critique and draw something to our liking. We'd like you more if you were flexible, and like, nicer.
Admit it, any bonafide MLPG meetup would have to be an impromptu Fight Club.
Someone stream something while we're all cozy and chill.
>>4259669Never before was I glad to see you.
>>4259669Your characters are ugly. Or fat and ugly. Or skinny and ugly. But they all have ugliness in common.
>>4259723But I have to go to bed because I have to wake up in 5 hours.
>>4259722>impromptu gay orgyfix'd
>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737>>4259737NEW HORSE
>>4259722Would it devolve into a a weird cult?
>>4259599>15. Favorite pony?Rarity>16. Favorite Episode?Luna Eclipsed>17. Favorite ship?SquiggleCloud>18. Favorite fan artist?Rose, ever since I saw this image way back when and it's still my favourite RD even now.
>>4259633You're all friends of mine.>>4259695Yes, even you.Though sometimes you bug the shit out of me.
>>42597415early10me
>>4259676>Suddenly that one faggot shows up with DJ Acid and makes everything awkward.
>>4259722>you will never meet up with a bunch of other humans>you will never fight with your fists, even going past the point where blood is drawn>the winner will never help the looser back to his feet>the two of you will never laugh and tend to your wounds while watching the others fight
>>4259757That sounds like shit.Why can't we just lay down on the carpet and watch animated movies together?I'll get the popcorn
>>4259771>>4259671
We reached the image limit! Now I can go to sleep! Good night, MLPG.
>>4259771But we can already do that here in Equestria.
>>4259706I'm half asleep and just picked some random r name, I didn't even notice that haha
>>4259669>typo in subjectOh, that explains why the locator isn't working.
>>4259750That's a nice smooth horse ass.
