Old horse: >>4249177Best background pony edition. Talk about Apples and Family.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332418?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee2more2ever
1st for butts
Applejack is not a background character
In case you missed ithttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332418?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>rape
Praise the sun
>>4251506I'll never beat you.
>>42515342slow5ever
I like the apple ponies
>>4251526>playing dark souls>see that everywherecelestia would be proud.
>>4251492Apple ponies?I remember in one of the threads the other day someone called Applebloom a slut. Which I thought was completely off baseShe's clearly just a little tart
>>4251526IndeedHow the fuck do I get past the dragon so I can be a sunbro? I spent hours helping pubs kill Gaping Dragon 4 times so I could join for free.
>tfw no qt mlpg bf
Hey guys, Jr here.I hope your Raisins are fired up and ready to go, because our ill-fated golem pony is ready to rock.We'll begin in 30 minutes in the previous horse. Just gotta get the summary glued together and we'll be set. Hope to see you guys then! As always, I wish the best of luck to all of our determined participants.
>>4251534go to le /b/read, LEth
>>4251534You did a bunch of times on /co/
>>4251544Apples are the best fruit
Good night MLPG.Still collecting things for that inspiration folder I'm building.
Raisin soon fellow horsefuckers.
>>4251558lol u tk him 2da bar|?
wings
>>4251562Should be fun. I bet it will rock
>tfw you'll never understand the Raisin Quest obsession
>>4251562Aww yeah.
>>4251589yes
>>4251506Hello!
>>4251593fucking really?
>>4251558>tfw
>>4251597It's fun for some people.Like ponies are fun for some people.
>>4251589horns
>>4251562Oh hey, you finally drew her. It's about time.
>>4251562
>>4251620that picture is old nigga
>>4251534
>>4251597It's like those old sierra Adventure games. The threat of permadeath makes a lot of people interested in it.
>>4251625>hitting a fillythats stone cold smith
>>4251589Wings.
TWWWIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLYYYYYYYY
>>4251593B-but he just did the same joke
>>4251639>The day Leth takes revenge of Isaac and Smile
I want to kiss and cuddle with Big FagintoshI'm not gay though
>>4251647Rockin' comeback, there.
>>4251650wings.
>>4251650I want to cum inside rainbow dash
>>4251659"X will rock" =/= "X is ready to rock"
>>4251676/mlp/ please leave.
>>4251676
>>4251655Codeword acknowledgedWhat's the mission Captain Armor?
>>4251678My bad. I gneiss I should learn how to recognize those.
>>4251676You and me both.
>>4251726
>>4251739
> THERE IS SOMETHING THAT PEDOPHILE DESERVES - WHAT IS THIS
>>4251751>I'm floating on cocksEvery time.
>tfw you're eating alone in the cafeteria and you look around and see tables full of friends having conversations and bonding>you're the only person sitting by themselves
>>4251768What is jail time?
>>4251544AJ when she does her hair gives me lots and lots of hnnngs
>>4251768...jail?
>>4251769oh ross
>>4251777>All day>Everyday
>>4251768A little girl?
>>4251768Jail
>>4251769I always think "Shepard's Indoctrination.png" when I read the one about megacocks
Is something going on with the sub?The script doesnt seem to be working for me. No auto update or opening images on the page, etc etcI updated and reinstalled multiple times but nothing has changed
>>4251808Works for me.
>>4251777I've always been able to just sit down and mingle.Or at least keep some kind of company.
>trying to open jar of pickles>fucking thing refuses to open>remember scene from MMDW where Sparkler taps the jar lid against something to loosen it up>I try that>it works>holyshit.jpg>tfw I'm now one of those faggots who actually learned something from the show
>>4251777>eating in the cafeteriaI always went to the chemistry room to play video games with people.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332454?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4251838this is how it startssoon the transformation will be complete
>>4251768They deserve an official administrative inscription. They'd get their personal information written on little cards. We'd call them pedofiles
>>4251777I'd sit with you, Anon. We could talk about ponies.
come on and slam
>>4251778>>4251784>>4251797>>4251800Respect, you silly!But I like >>4251797 way of thinking
>>4251751This is a real thing!?
>>4251676Sounds like a plan short man!
>>4251777Goodfriends try to steal your foodit's the worst
>>4251848>the transformationwhat transformation?
>>4251838>He can't even open a fucking jar>Just like every other faggotI have little stick arms and people always have to come to me to open jars because they don't have good enough grip to open them.Is it because I masturbate twice daily? What's going on?
>>4251856http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UuEHmxG0U
>>4251777>not taking your food back to your room to eat in privacy
>>4251862Where do you think it came from?
>>4251873Into a pony.
>>4251838Or you could run it under warm water because metal expands much more than glass when exposed to heat.
>>4251869
>>4251873I don't know but I'm getting hard thinking about it
>>4251862
>>4251869>pubic hair on a body covered in fur
>>4251838YOU SHOULD HAVE USED YOUR ENTIRE MOUTH LIKE A REAL HERO
>>4251888oh okaydo i at least get to be a unicorn?
>>4251869The thing that always baffles me the most about this picture is how you can have an odd number of nipple piercings.
>>4251852I wish I had someone I could talk about pone in real life.
>>4251946Go to pizza hut!
>>4251946take it from me bro, talking about pone in real life is some awkward shit
>>4251931You can either pick your race or pick your genderDo you want to take the 75% chance that you end up a lady unicorn?
8/31/2012PONY OR DIE PLS
>>4251937It could be like a nipple shield or something.
>>4251962>Do you want to take the 75% chance that you end up a lady unicorn?fuck yes
>>4251966>no wonderbolts here
>>4251959Hardly.
>>4251899
>>4251962pegasus, don't care about the other thing
>>4251959Not really. It's only awkward if you aren't in good company (i.e. bronies). Or if you're a bitch.
>>4251962>implying I don't want to be a pretty ladyAdmittedly, I'd prefer to be a lady pegasus.
>>4251956>mfw I went got Pizza Hut tonight for dinner
>people think fluttermac is a real shipDon't do this.
>Janitor is deleting pissquest threadsMY SIDES
>>4251914>not piercing the lid with your middle finger
>>4252007bronypls
>>4251962So I can pick either a male or female, or my race.I'd.I'm going to have to be a mare.
>>4252023what?
>>4252023Like, the MLP DnD ones?
>>4252007How can you eat such disgusting pizza?
>>4252023Uh oh.
>>4251962>Do you want to take the 75% chance that you end up a lady unicorn?Is there supposed to be a downside to this?
>>4252012>People think anything outside of parents, the Cakes, or SA and Cadence is a real ship
>>4252012>people think anything is a real shipDon't do this.
>>4251962that is quite the dilemma
>>4252027WHAT THE HAY IS A 'FINGER'?
>>4252023That's a bad thing
>>4252055The down side is that there's a 25% you end up a handsome unicorn stallion
>>4252071I know it's bad. But it's still funny.
>>4252070Turn around and spread your legs and ill show you. i think you will like them
>>4252070This
>>4251962Change the percentage to 99% and you've got a deal.
>>4252051What the actual fuck
>>4252075Not really, it shows the mod isn't doing a good job.
>>4251962I will pick my gender, and let the fates decide the rest.I choose to be a male.
>>4252101It's roleplaying, and roleplaying is against the rules
>>4252074That is NOT a downside.My dick would be enormous
>>4252106I would too
>>4251962Mare in a heartbeat. I'd prefer to be a Pegasi > Unicorn > Mud pone. But I would much rather be a mare mud pone than a male unicorn.
>>4252106dude whatare you a fucking faggot or something
So what's happening here?
>>4252107Welp, I guess they could always move to /tg/
>>4252107There's a very, very fine difference between ERPing as a pony/OC faggot and questing RPing. There needs to be at least some discretion here.And god damn it I'm defending the piss.
>tfw you're 2 weeks into college and you haven't mad more than a 5 minute conversation with anyone
>>4252132We're discussing how we wish to be the little pony
>>4252074>eunuchs
>>4252147>tfw i will never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress
>>4252080Like this?
>>4252145go to bread
>>4252127Well, think about it. If everyone turns into a woman, then there has to be a balance.Plus, the species has to survive somehow, since we only get the two choices of genders, futa aren't an option.
>>4252107I kind of see it like squares and rectangles. I hope they're only deleting ones that are blatant RP and not an actual quest.
>>4252142Questing, being a pony, it's roleplaying, no matter if it's ERP or just a normal roleplay.
>>4252142Maybe we could say something on /q/.
>>4252160>tfw I will never fly
Maf ovah?
>>4252185>being able to have constructive discussions about MLP on /q/AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4252185That would be something...but, eh, mods won't give a fuck.
>>4252185You know if it's brought to their attention there is a good chance they'll just outright get rid of questing altogether, whether it's a quest or an ERP.
>>4252187>tfw i will never have a horse cock
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332487?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4252145Are there any clubs or groups you could join ?
Why are you on 4chan on a Friday night?
>>4252216Shhh don't reply him. He's been doing this kind of shit for days.
>>4252214Fluttershy pls stop being worst pone and go
>>4252145>hurr Anonymous never circlejerks in the thread
>>4252220friend flaked outfuck him, time for ponies
>>4252220Because I love you all
>>4252236Those are some hair arms!
>>4252209ThisNever trust mods.Just lay low and hope the ignore us. We're like the Jews, and they're the Cossacks.
>>4252184but it isnt the same thing. they are playing as a pony not pretending to be the pony. Its like the distinction between playing WoW and playing WoW on an rp server.
>>4252212>tfw I'll never suck marshmallow horsecock
>>4252252Aww, Lyra.
>>4252220im actually going to be leaving in about an hour or so to go to a party. but must pony until then
>>4252262It's still roleplaying, different, but roleplaying at last, but I agree that this could be dicussed with moot
>>4252220
>>4252263>i will never be my futa waifu's personal cocksock, strapped to her chest all day eagerly awaiting the moments when her aroused member slowly grows hard and thick as it slides right into my pucker.
>>4252216Well I went to the anime club, but it was literally just the worst thing.
>>4252262It's like I said. All squares are rectangles, but not vice versa. Best we can hope for is that the mods actually realize this instead of passing all of it off as just RP.
>>4252209Well, good point I guess. Looks like this is the end of questing on /mlp/, thanks faggot mod.>Ban mlp on /tg/>Ban /tg/ on /mlp/>Mods in charge of being reasonable
>>4251783she is a very pretty pony
Hey guys, daily reminder:You're not on /co/ anymore!
>>4252326That's what you think
>>4252220>it's already nighttime
>>4252314Or maybe the hubbub will die down by wednesday
>>42522522sweet
>>4252326That's fine, I don't want to bother them. Besides I can visit anytime I like,
>>4252220No friends and no life
>>4252281This could actually work, moot has been receiving mails for /quest/ for a long time so he's familiar with the case.
>>4251786Hahahaah holy shit, isn't that somethingWho drew this? They did a nice job.
>>4252220LAN party's in a lull right now
>>4252317Moot should just go ahead and create a quest board already.
>>4252320blonde girls are the best
>>4252373Shout, it was one of those "dubs get request"
Questing on the sub if anyone's interested. Having some technical and physical issues, but hopefully tonight will be fun
>>4252375I don't like either of you background ponies
>>4252375Because you're a cunt bonbon
>>4252373>Who drew this?Somebody better than you, obviously.
>>4252375I like Bonbon more than Lyra
>>4252257>ponies lol>1 day banThat was from the autoban for using the word pony or brony or any of the other ones they set to autoban when usedThe ones given out by the mods themselves were longerIt is sad I remember this
>>4252023>they moved to the submarineogod why
>>4252375calm down, I fucking love you alright?
>>4252339Guess we just gotta wait and see. Here's hoping.
Ugh, can somebody post that MD5 filter list?
>>4252375You're a racist
>>4252375Bend over, bitch, time for your daily dose
>>4252408Or maybe you can just click the "-" and ta-dah!
>>4252375
Bon Bon is an ugly pony with an ugly voice
>>4252403You're kidding, right?
>>4252397Me too, she is cute.
>>4252426I will rape your family to death with a cactus
>>4252426>Bon Bon>Uglyyou sir are terribly mistaken
>>4252429Not gonna link it, but it's on the front page of /q/.
>>4252403
>>4252386Nice. Does he still come here? I want to tell him that this was legitimately interesting.
>>4252397Why is she stubby
>>4252423I just stuck that no doubt poorly drawn fetish doodle into the filter, but I'd rather keep it that way so it's automatic. That way I don't scroll over it.
>>4252426more news at 11
>>4252455Get bent.
>>4252408http://pastebin.com/3Nd0z21Q50 Ross MD5 codes just for you
>>4252468That's cute.
>>4252456She is a fillyThey are quite stubby
>>4252468...and this. I haven't showed you those.I need to fix that cat rover though...
>>4252455Yeah, he occasionally takes requests but you have to recognize his style because he doesn't namefag.
>>4252452Mother. Fuck.Piss stains never come out.
>>4252473Thank you very muchly.Soon enough he'll just be posting his shitty art and literally talking to himself.
I liked Bon Bon's first voice most of all
>>4252452What, are you afraid that our secret club at mlpg.co is going to get too many bronies going to it?
>>4252473i love that this is a thingputting effort into ignoringno sarcasm intended
hey MLPG, how long until season 3 starts?
>>4252468Yayyy, nice!
>>4252513Oh right... fancy! Fancy...Fancy... silly... whatever!
>>4252511soon
>>4252452I don't see anything different. Just the usual DnD, Renne speculation thread and the same quests what were there last week
>>4252507I liked her GIYC voice the most
>>4252529Same here
>>4252403They didn't moved to ours, they created their own.Don't know about the link.
>>4252403>>4252429That could potentially be my fault. The Renne Quest archive that I link in the OP post has a link to the discussion post on the sub. Kind of a ways away for people to go to find the place, but there's still a chance.
>>4252528They're here. But at least they're being polite, so far.http://mlpg.co/q/res/95901.html
>>4252473not him but thanks
>>4252487That filly doesn't seem as stubby.
>>4252543>OP postMore coffee is required.
>>4252510I know, right? Never mind that I draw like five new pictures a week so filtering is pretty much futile anyway. We're in this together until the last episode.
>>4252511>tfw never
>>4252023
>>4252553Then I don't know, maybe the artist wanted to draw her stubbier.
>>4252558I dislike you so much but I admire your attitude
>>4252557Better be Irish coffee
>>4252560Quit biting.
>that MLPG /q/ threadIt's still going!
>>4252558draw more baseball.
i am upset
>>4252558>we're putting you and your shitty art through filters and you're jumping through hoops just so we can make fun of how shit you areYou are honestly, pathetic, in all senses of everything. But hey, 5 doodles a week and you're just like JJ and MS! Congratulations! You're still worse than they are! But you're trying
Some guy is linking to the sub on /mlp/.>>4252165
>>4252580>Irish coffeeI just had one 2 hours ago when I came back home from bar. Why am I still here.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332525?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4252609Oh well.
Maybe we should just dissolve the general.>>4252558Fuck it, I'm going to /q/ to vote against it.
>>4252609FUCK
>>4252609>>4252621>oh no my secret club!
>>4252609I saw. Not much we can do about it now, though.If we're lucky, no one will pay attention to the quest thread except the people using it.
>>4252609>listing Discord as chaotic neutralYeah, I don't want anything to do with those fucktards who don't watch the show
>>4252631This.
>>4252632Cheshire, pls.
It's over, mlpg is finished!
>>4252580Have work in 30 minutes, so no go. Otherwise, yes.
>>4252631Yes.
>>4252640>being called CheshireWell, that's new.
>>4252631You're damn right "oh no my secret club", this shit is supposed to be for emergencies and our own private questing. Please fuck off.
>>4252639>>4252631You people don't deserve life.
>>4252661lol u mad XD
>>4252656Then password protect it with the same PW as the marker. That'll also keep out Ross!
>>4252631Yes retard, that's the whole point. Why the fuck do you think we called it "the sub"?
>>4252661>2012>Being a bitchI seriously hoe
>>4252675because you're beta as fuck
>>4252661You don't even know what the sweetie disgust picture is for
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332525?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeUno mas 4 callaberos murderino
>>4252631exactly unlike this thread that is our secret club
>>4252674Can't we all just move there and specifically ban Ross' IP? He might even kill himself without us. It's not like he has any hope in a career for art.
>>4252685People trying too hard to fit in.
>>4252661>using disgusted sweetie in a non shipping situation
unf
>>4252637...But he is Chaotic Neutral.
>>4252688
>>4252609wait, people actually use MLPG.co?I thought that was a joke thing
>>4252700What the hell is wrong with her face
>>4252675i'm from "the piss" and i knew about that shit, not much of a secret
>>4252703>starting this argumentwell, at least it's better than the secret club bullshit.
Goodnight, darlings~!
>>4252712Good for you, now get out.
>>4252703the show clearly explains he's evilI wouldn't expect bronies such as yourself to notice
>>4252707Oh Juice...draw something.
>>4252703He's not neutral.He wants to do nothing but watch the world burn.
Remember MLPG welcomed people with open arms?
>Nanaki's trying to animateAhahaha oh my god.
What's this thread I'm seeing in /q/ saying MLPG should be banned?Some asshurt /b/readfag or what?
>>4252734GO BAK TO THE PISS U DOUBLE BRONE
>>4252722gonna be a good night tonight indeed
>>4252722Goodnight Rarity!
>>4252700
>>4252724how about you get out of /mlp/ :-)
>>4252734No, I haven't been around that long
>>4252736All he's going to do is make Trixie .gifs and masturbate to them.
>>4252700I'll look down and whisper "No."
>>4252734I'd welcome /co/ people/mlp/ people, not so much
>>4252737I say, get rid of /b/read first before they even THINK of banning any thread.
Are we not night threads, yet?Doesn't seem very chill.
>>4252749WTF is that O_o
>trying to fit in>as anonymous
>>4252759How can you tell? We are all Anonymous here..
>>4252722goodnight faggot
>>4252755Apparently not.
>>4252685>implying that /mlp/ isn't being shipped with sub right now
>>4252764Iono but it looks funny xD
>>4252609We have janitors there, don't we? We can clean them out if we have to.I thought we removed any reference to MLPG or the sub when we released that ruleset, though. How'd they find it?
>>4252734I don't mind new people as long as they're quality posters. Hell I'm willing to bet there's posters who have joined in the last 4 months that are better than some of the older posters.
>>4252711It's Rarity's
>>4252771I'm not. Okay sometimes. Mostly.
>>4252772
>>4252771>ellipsesOh, there's ways to tell.
>>4252790
>>4252788MLPG.co shows up on search engines. One of the regulars in the dnd thread there found the site that way.Also it's been linked before.
>>4252793WORK ON THE GODDAMN GAME KLONDORK
>>4252809>green magic aurareported
>>4252807Oh yeah? Am I from /co/ or /mlp/?
>>4252824/mlp/Prove me wrong.
>>4252734when's the last time we got someone new who didn't immediately turn out to be a massive sperg?
>>4252819F-Fine I didn't want to draw tonight anyway.
>>4252824>getting this buttriled/co/ because you want a "gotcha".
>>4252833February 2011, some weeks before the bans.
Stop with the arguing and come to bed with me already, Anons~
>>4252835Noooo KlondarpI wanted Scootaloo on the monkey bars
>>4252846>anonymous text on an anonymous imageboardI don't see much proof here.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332554?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4252834A lot of the more recent drawfags like Corwin and AA aren't too bad.
>>4252833not that guy, but I've been here since 2010 and I use ellipses sometimes
>>4252846so you're a newfag then
>>4252813Aspirant links to the sub a lot, too.Not placing blame at his feet, though. But Lunaquest was markedly lower in quality than Rarityquest (when Rarityquest moved to the sub), and this might be an explanation.
What's the point?
>>4252835Klondorg, will I be able to put Pinkie into my inventory in the next patch
>>4252862Same here
>>4252790what if you could go to bed knowing that the things you want will be there when you wake up
MLPG STATUS REPORT>OH NO MY SECRET CLUB
>>4252853Sweetie Belle, what are you doing out of bed? Didn't I tuck you in?Go on now - you need your rest. Tomorrow's a big day.
>>4252859i have no idea who those are
>>4252834a few days ago there was that new guy anonymous, and before that anon joined, and anonymous before that, he was pretty cool
>>4252788While the full GDoc doesn't mention the submarine or MLPG, the imagesheet still mentions the submarine. I claim responsibility for this since it was my job to maintain the imagesheet.
Instead of arguing about the subject of the topic, why don't you discuss the actual topic?
>>4252896>the subject of the topicDo you even know what you're writing?
If Applejack is to Harvest MoonThen the other ponies is to ?
>>4252888You have doomed us all.No, but really - if it gets bad, we DO have admins and janitors there who can delete threads and ban them if necessary, right?
>>4252896Which is?
>>4252862>>4252877So do I.I love all the tryhards that think you are new if you use ellipses. They probably read one sarcastic and bantering post and took this as thread-canon.
>>4252907Twilight = Minecraft
>>4252886>defending those faggotsyou're even worse than anonymous
>You Only YOLO Once
>>4252882We're so cool
>>4252855Hurr hurr.Seriously, /mlp/ people is ok as long as they behave, new people is always welcome.
>>4252728
>>4252936>YoyoI like it
This is my fetishDoes anyone else here have this fetish ?Can we please talk about something else
>>4252909
>>4252913>deleting and banning threads we don't likePonychan 2.0
>>4252913I don't know about all that. You'd have to ask Pineapple...
>>4252871>see that>i fuck it>every night
>>4252906My little pony generalMy little pony is a tv show. Talk about that.
>>4252907Rainbow Dash is to F-Zero.Derpy Hooves is to Paperboy.Rarity is to Mario PaintPinkie Pie is to Monkey IslandTwilight Sparkle is to TetrisFluttershy is to Nintendogs
>>4252909Look at her. Just sitting there. Smiling.
>>4252954>that signatureOh god my sides
The fuck is going on in here.
>>4252958It's our board. We never claimed to be anything but a bunch of assholes. I see no problem.
>>4252954Fluttershy babysitting Spike is my new fetish.
>>4252954I don't want to argue about haiku againbutI agree, I like feets. Those are kind of almost too big.
>>4252980some cancerous furry just showed up and put his trip on for no reason
>>4252980that's rarity wearing a tirarayou dummy
>>4252980Rarity is wearing a tiara
>>4252947Hahahaha
>>4252958There's a difference between a legit bad thread and threads we don't like, and I'm pretty sure we don't straight up ban the latter.
>>4252937Hell yeah we are faggot.
>>4252980why don't you just go in the /b/read where you belong?
Why are you guys so nerd?
>>4252958>deleting attention whore tripfaggotsI don't see a problem with this.
Guys what do you think of my OC?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332554?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeOne more for quick gun game!
>>4252980Rarity is wearing a diamond tiara
>>4252999Certainly you're not implying that internet rep and attention are not valid reasons.
>>4253024Why does your wife orbit my dick?
>>4252982You're missing the point. Whether or not you're an asshole is irrelevant. Ponychan is ALSO full of assholes. He's saying that at this point, /mlp/ really isn't any different than Ponychan other than SECRET CLUB
>>4253000I know that.I was asking about the thread.You dingus.
Happy Unbirthday http://www.livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764Won't you tell me what you would like.
>>4253029what color is its penis?
>>>/q/148388
>>4252964>GX was the pinnacle of the F-Zero seriessad face
>>4253029He looks like the bastard child of Thunderlane and that massive white pegasus
>>4253037I don't have a wife.
>>4253024What the fuck did you just fucking say about me - etc.
>>4253053Jet black
>>4253057Oh my fucking god...
>>4253042You're also assuming we'd ban everyone who isn't from MLPG, whether they behaved or not.If they don't shit everything up and try to make this into /b/read 2.0, we're just fine with newcomers.
http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofanameTime for The Warriors
>>4253047Rainbow Dash comfort eating because she's nervous about an upcoming Wonderbolts trial.
>>4252955
>>4253047My birthday is monday, MT.I'd like something involving Pinkie and the Cakes having some fun.Please please please?
>>4252998I don't mind that he has a thing for big feet, but I know that others have their own preferences.
>>4253058Not anymore, you don't.
>>4253095QUALITY
>>4253056I'm still waiting for another F-Zero with online play that hopefully isn't turned casual.
>>4253095AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4253057It could be her!
>>4252958More like tgfb.net
>>4253076>dat tail-wag
>>4253089Ahaha! I wasn't expecting that.
>>4253100OH SNAP
>>4253089heh
>not being a pony
>>4253046>You dingus.Crossed the line.
>>4253089Oh wow. Wasn't expecting that.
>>4253130Who do I call to get that corrected, anyway?
we haven't bugfairyhorsed for a long time.
>>4253089I heard about shooting a horse with a broken leg, but this is a new one to me
>>4253089How is the glass ok?
>>4253149She killed the chill last night.
>>4253106That ship has a great name.
>>4253149I like her better when she's not being herself
>>4253089The glass would fully shatter.0/10 would never look at ever again.
>>4253164>the chill>surviving any night
>>4253158He shot if from VERY far away.
>>4253158Maybe it's plastic?
>>4252968
>>4253170I like her better when she's not around at all.
>>4253130>not being an immortal godlike being
>>4253167Ooh so it doesDon't see much of it or I ain't looking enough.I usually just see him with one of the twins.
>>4252913Yes, we do. But it would have to be a pretty severe problem.Really I am not to worried about the sub going to complete shit, people seem to stick with there niches. The site is easily found on google and was linked outside the general quite a bit during new episode streams. Some new blood is not always bad.>>4253089HA. Oh wow.
>the sufferer is a parody of social justice tumblr crusadersi'm starting to really like homestuck again. hussie is the fucking best. how are you trying to beat the hiatus, mlpg?
WHICH DO YOU HATE MORE1. your least favorite pony2. the fandom
>>4253188What's the matter, don't like playing pretend?
>>4253192More twinsex greentexts
>>4253190
>>4253170man those new hasbro vectors keep getting worse
>>4253205the world would be a better place without Twist.
Would you guys mind if we ended up having ID's like over on /q/? That way we can pick out the shitposting anons that like to stir up shit.
>>4253209>dat cap
>>4253192>I usually just see him with one of the twins.I've seen this a few times.Only one of them was not porn.
>>4253209No. I just don't like ________her____.
>>4253205um the fandom. That's not even a balanced choice.
>>4253210I think I'd like some more cuddling and lovey-dovey couple-type stuff, actually.
>>4253205Well... I REALLY don't like dash, but she's not real so I'd have to go with the fandom.
>>4253230>Implying it would stop the shitposting.>Implying IDs are not bad by default.
>>4253230Very much so, yes.
>>4253235No it wouldn't. You would've bitched about it all week.
>>4253248How about hard sex ending with cuddles?
>>4253248as would I.you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
>>4253210But I'm all greened out>>4253237Post the nonporn one
>>4253255Oh no, it certainly wouldn't stop it, but we'd be able to see who is doing what.
>>4253230It wouldn't change anything. You know this.
>>4253263>implying I don't like cliffhangers
>>4253204we homestuck now
>>4253235That's true.I also think the Korra penultimate episode should have ended on her getting her bending bloodbent away.
>>4253204that whole update was fucking hilariousHere's hope nepeta's ancestor talks exclusively on series of half-second long gifs
>>4253263and that bitching would have been the most fun MLPG since the show's inception.
>>4253248Between who, anon?Anon x twins?
>>4253272Oh, do I?
>>4253276Yeah, like now: Anonymous.And besides, you can restart the modem and get a new ID.
>>4253272Let's rock.
>>4253272I am all ABOUT thinking!
>>4253274
>>4253204>how are you trying to beat the hiatus, mlpg?I'm watching people play video games.
>>4251526> JackChickMoonGod.pngIt's just too easy(But not easy enough to find on my hard drive)>>4251544That's ... well damn that's actually really neat hair.Looks maybe a little Sound of Music maybe.
Why are you a fat neckbeard?
>>4253291I want to facefuck fluttershy while she looks at me like that.
>>4253304>Not watching The Warriors
>cloudchaser flitter>cloud flitter>cloud flit>cl flit>cl it>clitCAN'T UNSEE
>>4253314
>>4253315i'm going to stick a glass rod down your urethra!
>>4253314I'm not.
>>4253204Video games and trying to write things for MLPG. Trying being a key word right now.
>>4253327>Clitter, is what their incest ship is called
>>4253327TAW used to name "Clitter" that ship
>>4253295Thinking is fun.
>>4253314Why are you not?
>>4251544It's impossible for apple fucker to not be the prettiest, most adorable pony
>>4253362She's soooo boring and bland...she's pretty yeah, I'll give you that.
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHTWHY AREN'T YOU HAVING YOUR SCARY BUTT FUN?
>>4253362It's trueWhy is he so perfect, /co/?
>>4253349>Rumble scrunchesO-oh my...
>>4253230That will never happen. Mods can see the IPs of shit stirrers.
>>4253293okay...alright, so...both twins...fall for the same stallion.
>>4253379Because no one will ever love me;_;~
>>4253377>applejack>boring>blandWrong. She's a strong, independent mare. She's a little full of herself, too. She's a good character.
>>4253379Because I am not of the homosex variety.
>>4253362how can a pone play guitar?that ain't fuckin logical.
>>4253390Anon, anon, anon!
we warriors nowhttp://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofaname
>>4253381He's really, really pretty, and he sounds adorable.
>>4253230I don't want this at all. I like being anonymous.
>>4253390ARE YOU READY, FLIM?
>>4253387>mods>on /mlp/Oh man, you're right. They've totally got this shit.
>>4253413Not really.Barre chords bro.
>>4253390Nnnot quite the direction I was thinking... I was thinking "start writing cuddling and pillowtalk greentexts with CC/Flitter."But I won't spoil your fun - keep going.
>>4253420TWILY!
>>4253430What do you know Applejack, you are a pony
>>4253430He was talking about mlpg.co, he's the admin.
>>4253381
>>4253334>Pony OCs are stupid>oh man can someone please draw marker pony getting sex plz oh man all these feels ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrg
>>4253383>
>>4253450Oh, but anon was talking about /q/, the meta board.
>>4253452Everyone but me.
>>4253458Fucking pedos, why don't you die.
>>4253433oh. I think I like yours better.
>>4253461How dare you.
>>4253461>>4253452Me too
>>4253461You and me both, anon should we fuck, now?
>>4253461and me I guess.
>>4253454But anon, I like some pony OCsThey're not all awful just because some are
>>4253454>QUIT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES>ALL YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ARE PANCAKES>PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES
I need to take back control of my life...
>>4253454Newfriend, pls.Pls.____pls____
>>4253452I still retain my heteronormativity.
>not being gay for braeburn
>>4253400Applejack is the bestBest at putting you to sleep!
>>4253496become a vampire.
>>4253495Shut the fuck up, Pancakefag.
>tfw I don't like stallions, I don't like cocks, I don't like futa, I only like mares, and I like them with human vaginaI can't be the only one...
>>4253517You will never be the only one, scum of the planet.
>>4253517>and I like them with human vaginaLost me there
>>4253508I'll need one to bite me
>>4253517nah we're all horse fuckers her
>>4253517>human vagina>on maresI will never understand this. If you want to fuck horses go the distance you faggots.
>>4253452i think a more accurate slogan would be "Braeburn is gay, and everyone wants to fuck him".
>>4253524I hope you die soon
>>4253503Oh fuck. Can't laugh, I'll wake up my houseguest.
>>4253533Maybe but oh man that Spike
>>4253517You're not.
>>4253505All it takes is one kick to the head and then, BAM, out like a light. Of course, if you flinch, you'll mess up her aim and you might go to sleep forever.
>>4253495>>4253495>>4253509http://vocaroo.com/i/s04wd7HPYSMi
>>4253517I don't have a preference between human or horse vaginas. a hole is a hole.
>>4253534> that strange feeling when you just plowed face-first into hot human candyvag and would never want it on a pony
>>4253536Don't we all?
>>4253284its so fucking huge too. im only right here.also fuck yes tumblr getting told
>>4253466
QUICKLYI NEED A GRAVITY FALL PICTURE OR GIF FOR SCIENCE
>>4253581
>>4253565>tfw flavored lube>tfw maraschino cherry vaginas
>>42535668cD
>>4253578They look more concerned.
>>4253503>90% of the characters on the show are female.>make the few male characters all homosexual for each other.>even the ones who've show romantic interests towards the opposite sex.
>>4253608It's like you didn't watch Dragonquest
>>4253608
>>4253603Well his big brother IS hospitalized.
>>4253621I'm still of the opinion that Ice Pack is actually a really clever deconstruction of self-insert OCs.
>>4253581Okay.
>>4253608>this fucking artist>small torsos>huge hips with even huger legs>huge fucking eyes>christ, even anime eyes aren't that big>those fucking body mods on pinkieDo people really like this shit?
>>4253636Haha they care more about Thunderlane than Rumble, HA HA!
>>4253608Oh god this artist makes my penis happy
>>4253632hehe, niiiice
>>4253639How?
>>4252847
>>4253642Yes.Yes they do.
>>4253643...and he is hospitalized, yes? Rumble isn't ill and is standing right there.
>>4253608>itty bitty waistother than that, though, good.
>>4253642>not liking thatyou must be some kind of blind... dead... nun.
we fresh?
>>4253665We know it's you, and it's not as funny as you think it is.
>>4253677How did you know I was a nun!?
>>4253678yes
>>4253665>90% of those responses is from people from here.And you guys say you don't go to the frontpage.
>>4253668>Pinkiedash bdsmUNF
>>4253678
>>4253687your archaic fear and hatred of sexualityalso your virginity
Someone draw a sweaty flutterbutt
>>4253642>>4253647hahahaha
>>4253671He's not ill, he's ok because that virus don't attack gay fags.
>>4253678funky-fresh.
>>4253665Are we not allowed to have nice things?
>>4253678I would tie an air-freshener to each one of those bulb-type things on her head
>>4253704
>>4253590what episode is that from?
>>4253668sub Dash is best Dash
>>4253717We never get to have nice things.
>>42537265
>>4253723
>>4253727not as good as subbershy
GET IN HEREhttp://www.livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
>>4253740Ahahaha, no.
>>4253748I don't like MT.
>>4253738
>>4253758I'll watch only if she's taking an English class.
>>4253767You are so fucking petty it's unreal.
>>4253767Where's she from, anyway?
>>4253748I would, but I'm watching The Warriors
>>4253740near anything is better than Subbershy when she's attached to Dash.
>>4253764
>>4253775You have no sense of humor it's unreal.
>>4253775I'm just going to pretend you called me pretty :3
>>4253767But her derpy english is cute.
>>4253740
>>4253783
>>4253793Can I be pretty too?
>>4253665ugh
>>4253748>follow link>awful loud musicnope.avi
>>4253055
>>4253655It takes the idea of a Stallion OC who gets tons of action from all the main characters, and it applies logic and realism to it.>Ice Pack has sex with all the Main Cast, doesn't have to worry about children or any complications from it>to do this he has to be a gigolo, which puts him on a very low rung of the social ladder.>when his clients are not in need of his services, he is totally ignored.>he spends H&H Day alone, and it's implied this makes him bitter.>Despite getting a lot of sex, he's shown as not very bright, socially-clumsy, and very lonely, having few, if any friends at all.>it's implied he's unable to have children of his own.>The only mare he has any actual feelings for, either doesn't know he exists, or doesn't care.
>>4253809>second panel PinkieHohohoho
>>4253809
>>4253824You beat me to it you fucker.
>>4253823http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofanameThen follow that one.
>>4253809This is boring
>>4253840
>>4253809>second to last panelThat is ripe for some >rape edits.
>>4253863SUDDENLY
>>4253738It kinda looks like Pinkie is trying to drink through her nose in the last panel
>>4253863And the last one till nowI like the art
>>4253665>trying to spam the submarine>don't realize nobody actually goes there except for when 4chan's down
>tfw playing Sonic 1
>gamer girl song playing in the backgroundNOSTOPTHATS IT IT'S BACK TO PONIES
>>4253914>running really fast>press right>suddenly running not so fast
>>4253914feels bad man
>yfw he's back in S3
>>4253935Feels nostalgic and nice
>>4253937It won't happen.It would be cool but it won't happen
>>4253937I wish.I fuckin' wish.
>>4253972It would be fabulous
>>4253947>white line at the bottomMy autism will not allow it.
>>4253977Yeah, right in the fetish
>>4253977He was my favorite secondary character from S1.I wanted to hug his snout and tell him his mustache wasn't too damaged.
>>4253937so if he gained another two heads would he change his name to stephen magneton
>>4253937He's voiced by the guy who does voices on Johnny Test.
>>4254006
>>4254007...A lot of the VAs from the show worked on Johnny Test bro
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>4253978It's facing the wrong way, too
>>4254034I tried to call Debi Daly.I didn't know what I expected.
>>4254006I'm not even going to pull out my pistol for this, Mr. Anderson.
>>4253978
Why is she so perfect?
>>4254034I'm drawing.
>>4254048aw mannow you're smithappointed in me
>>4254062Because she's like Pinkie
the sub is now the backup board of all /mlp/>>4252847
>>4254062Slut
>>4254062Because she's 12 and she's up for it.
>>4254074You know that thenically one of us is the mod so he could ban.delete everything they do right?
>>4254034Playing SWAT 4 for the first time.
>>4254074Eh, I don't really miss it.I didn't use it for much besides looking at GG's monster girls.
>>4254091deb is whore
>>4254091BANG AND CLEAR THAT ROOM GO
>>4254069I'm leaving the Matrix so that I can kill you with my own two hands.
>all these people bitching about the subAs if we ever used it.
>>4254065...An acceptable reason.
>>4254111Well we always used it when 4chan died...and quests
>finish watching a movie>come back and immediately look for Luna quest in the sub>luna quest is on hiatus
>>4253470All right then - we can roll with that.>Flitter likes to cuddle up to you after you make love, giving you tender, exhausted kisses and whispering in your ear just how much she loves you.>she loves just being close to you, the feel of your arms around her, her leg draped over yours, your fingers in her hair, as you lay between the sheets.
>>4254034I've lost control of my life.
>>4254074>the only new posts that aren't the quest guys are shitty attempts at trolling in completely dead boardsJesus, you don't know when to give up, do you?It's honestly pathetic at this point!
>>4254074ATTENTION ALL MLPG.CO MODS; PERMABAN EVERYONE.THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
>>4254121That's the point. Someone decided it would be funny to take away another nice thing.Remember, MLPG has a fair number of /v/ components, and we all know those are practically interchangeable with /b/ components.
>>4254123That's what you get for trying to ERP in a quest
>>4254074Two joke posts and thread wanting establish diplomatic relations.Hardly the end of the world.
>>4254146Seconding this.
Why aren't you drawing?
>>4254146Calm down, buddyNo need to get so angry
>>4254107oh man and jeffrey donovan said he was coming after me tooi am going to be killed by smith and westen
>>4254088This. We control the submarine.
>>4254165Because I'm sleeping.
>>4254130DoesDoes she take her bow off?Would she let me run my fingers down her coat to her tail?
>>4254123>my waifu had a quest>It was mostly very fun>most guys were brosI'm happt
>>425418010/10.
>>4254165I'm sleeping.
http://mlpg.co/meta/res/33.html
>>4254181That's one of the only times she doesn't wear it.
>>4254165because my last two drawings went down in flames, and I feel discouraged
All the people getting mad about the sub are probably people that haven't been here all that long. They are getting mad because they are assuming it's the standard MLPG response to anyone posting the sub outside of the general, and it's the best way to seem like they fit in.
how warm and soft are ponieswhat household objects could i use to simulate one
>>4254201>mylittlebrony watermark10/10
I just want to say I think you are all fine people, and I hope you all become great artists.
>>4254215Microwaved teddy bear warm and soft.
>>4254215A furnace!
>>4254211>Get upset about something close to MLPG>Must be new!I'll never get tired of this justification
wow mlpg sure is getting flustered with all of that piss in their lifeboatno need to get flustered mlpg, things will look up
>>4254215a pillow
>>4254220>become great artistsI don't want to draw
>>4254211>not being mildly upset about our backup chan being potentially anally raped>I'm such an oldfag look at the few fucks I give
>>4254215Horses run at much warmer temperatures then humanstry filling a water bottle with boiling water and wrapping it in a blanket
>>4254034It's not late
>>4254211It's also probably the OP of that thread samefagging to egg more people into going to the sub.Telling people not to do something is usually the quickest way to make them do it.
>>4254229Don't you think there are other things to get upset for?
>>4254207Could I play with her wings?
>>4254229>something close to mlpgha ha, no
>>4254235well then I hope you become great at whatever you want to do.
>>4254220Thank you anonI try my best but sometimes it's hard
>>4254130D'you think Cloudchaser smokes?Would she be the type for a post-coital cigarette?
>>4254241MLPG I gotta hug Pinkie superbad
>>4254252If you were there on the last day on /co/, you'd think it was close too.
The people who have the most to lose on the sub are actually the least worried/in uproar about the invasion.
>>4254229>must>ignores probablyYou're misrepresenting me a bit, there. Was just a theory.>>4254241I didn't say that at all, did I?
>>4254229Some of you are taking this shit too seriously.It's a barely used imageboard, not an irreplaceable object or holy relic.
>>4254288I've already made my own backupI'm not telling any of you where it is, though, so it will remain pure until I have need of it.
>>4254262Then just keep going, think about what you can achieve if work at it.
>>4254288That's what you said about City of Heroes, and now look what's happened!
>>4254266
>>4254273It was our Vault. But we came out of it into the wasteland that was /mlp/.The sub is not a big deal, anymore. It was made just in case the mass bans crept up again.
>>4254273I was here on the last day on /co/I was there on the first mlpg day on /co/never been to your own bullshit website
>>4254273I was there and I remember when anon bought the domain, that was pretty stupidThough, I like the sub, it's a cool board.
>>4254281>O-oh I was just pretending to be retarded, I didn't mean it
>>4254264Cloudchaser is more into post-coital cuddling, riding out the aftershocks of her post-orgasmic chill as she hungrily rubs her entire body up against yours.If anything she'd be smoking your cock, slurping up the mixed pussy juice and semen with gusto as she licks you clean. But yeah, mostly cuddling.
>>4254323Why so upset, anon?
>>4254316>I was there on the first MLPG day on /co/Oh god the bullshit, it's overflowing.
>>4254266it is said that if you truly love her with a pure heart she will hug you in your dreams
>>4254306Thinking about the future hurts me more than it helps, because if I don't meet my goals I become very discouraged.
>>4254312
>>4254327MORE CLOUDCHASER sexually
>>4254288>everytime I ever see somebody complain about the image limitthere is no limit and never was
>>4254278Because it isn't even an 'invasion'. It's just some autist trying to troll and failing miserably. There's been a handful of posts and three threads made there. That's it.
>>4254323Resorting to name calling, now?Good show.
>>4254329>u mad? lel
>>4253887I like the story.
>>4254350>I'm backing out now, but I'm gonna give the closing statement!
>>4254344Speaking of marker
>>4254327>>4254343This is AFTER the sex, Anon. Cuddling, Pillow-Talk. The kind of stuff you do to wind down afterward.
>>4254365Happy Birthday, faggot.
>>4254335I wasI was there when MLP premieredI was there when there were just random threads talking about the show, cluttering things upI remember when we organized into a generalI remember when Archive made the marker a good deal laterI remember everthing
>>4253091Happy Birthday Anon
>>4254366>>4254351>>4254323Well shit, didn't know you had serious mental issues, sorry, not gonna try to argue with you again.
if you can delete >>4250663please do soi have a new version to post
>>4254369who is the pony with red eyes?
>>4253091>mondayYou're shitting me.That's my birthday too.
>>4254383Guess what, anon...Archive didn't make the Marker, in fact he didn't trip until he made the Hyper-Index
>>4254365I just hope it doesn't go all grimderp.It's already implying that this meteor is malevolent because it could have been responsible for Luna turning into NMM.
>>4254345I'm not freaking out about it. I reported the thread, and if it'd let me, I'd be reporting the ones in there, too.
>>4254384My birthday was three days ago, can I ask for something?
>>4254386>lel u must hev autism, bronyDamns on, put some iceon that burn b4 ur butt never recovers
>>4254366>I have no actual argument, so I'll resort to greentext horseshit!>Yes, I do understand the irony, thank you very much.
>>4254384Oh wow, that's great. You and Reu are the best.
>>4254404you do know what the marker is for, right?
>>4254411Sure. I need things to draw during this stream.
>>4254384Thank you so much, MT!
>>4254400Looks like Vinyl
>>4254417>le greentext argumentu mad?
Time for the final round of voting for the week, kids! If you haven't yet, vote for the movie you most want to see. You have 30 minutes, as always, and at the end either a winner will be announced, or in the event of a tie, a tiebreaker round will take place Saturday night.BEGINOsmosis Jones Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Real StealAtlantis: The Lost EmpireRedline Watership Down Treasure Planet Titan AE Element of CrimeCool World Secret of Nimh The Warriors Princess Mononoke
>>4254407Yeah, but hopefully they're just leading up to Luna starting to go wacky again and the main six managing to stop shit from going bad.
Are we being invadedshould i be afraid
>>4254400Some OC that needs a good fucking.
>>4254435KUNG POW GOD DAMN IT!
>>4254435Watership Down
>>4254382How did you know?
>>4254435Osmosis Jones>>4254430>Vinyl>Not DJ Pon3
>>4254435Redline
>>4254428Draw your little Zebra holding a dictionary upside down looking confused.
>>4254428Oh um, how about...A group hug of the main 6?
When does the fetish chat start up again
>>4254034I work nights but have tonight off.So now I'm so used to going to bed at 7AM that my body won't let me sleep.
>>4254453Happy birthday you retard
>>4254438Or even worse, the meteor that landed in the Everfree forest manages to corrupt something there, which results in a potentially world threatening cataclysm that only the deus ex machina powers of the EoH can resolve!
>>4254455That's a stupid name and you know it.
>>4254453HAHA YOU'RE OLD
>>4254468NOW
>>4253091>>4254401>sharing the same birthdayWhat fags.
>>4254427The Marker is older than the Hyper-Index, did you know that?
>>4254435>Real StealYah blew it. It's Real Steel. As in, robots.One for Watership Down, please.
>>4254435Titan AE for the love of god.
>>4254435The Warriors
wow this thread is great!glad i'm not in one of those "piss" threads, like this one talking about the show and its characters>>4254476
>>4254444What pony isn't in need of a good fucking.
>>4254435Osmosis Jones
>>4254499>belly vagina0/10 wouldn't fetish greentext
>>4254435Hitchhikers Guide!
>>4254519>Make a thread specifically about a certain part of a show>Come into MLPG to show it off on how pony it isI think you have a problem, Anon.
>>4254468Whenever you want
>>4254519...We did that multiple timesHell once A.J. tried to make a huge list for every character with multiple songs.It kinda failed after a while.
>>4254435Hitchiker's guide
>>4254519You sure showed usBetter go back out in the piss
>>4254529You are a fucking faggot but I don't have anybody here not even RossHope you had a good day.
>>4254468Would you let fluttershy fart in your face? Would you let her tie you up and be her little fart sniffer?
>>4254554Oh gosh I can't deal with the pressure
>>4254567Oops *hate
>you will never be this alphahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LHFR59edM
Sometimes I want to shave Fluttershy's mane off and then sodomize her in the middle of the street
>>4254529>(dead)I'm betting DD deleted it himself.
>>4254571No. God almighty no.
>>4254571farts are one of the worst fetishes and don't even try to pretend otherwise
>>4254585
>>4254591Caught myself circlejerking. That's bad.
>>4254585I want to KNOCK THAT FUCKING JUICE OUT OF HER HOOVES GOD DAMN IT!
>>4254604THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO YOU FAGGOT
>>4254599But that's just your opinion.
>>4254548so threads about specific parts of the show are piss? good to know
>>4254584I'm an aspie and I'm pretty successful with the ladies.
>>4254376>MLPG>Pillow-talkBut that requires... social skills.
IT'S DEAF'S BIRTHDAY?WE NEED TO POST FLOOTERSHAI.
>>4254610It's fact, Anon.
>tfw listening to an album for the first timeAnyone else like Kodomo, since we're offtopic anyway?
>>4254343>>4254376With Cloudchaser there is no such thing as "aftersex". She's always having sex with you. If not with her vagina, with the rest of her body. If not her body, with her eyes. And when you're not around, she daydreams about you and makes plans for what you can do to her when you show up again.
>>4254555well then stop being piss
>>4254034hey, don't steal my schtick!
>>4254629An opinion stated as fact, anyway
>>4254634Nothing ever clicks the first time for me, after about 2 or 3 listens I either really get into it or drop the album.
>>4254606Why would you do such a thingShe loves that juice
>>4254634Yes. Still Life album is great thinking/background music.
>>4254384Hey MT, my birthday is the same as that guys. Can I get some birthday art involving Sapphire Shores?
>>4254549How long until someone mods a MLP scratch toy so it has a giant green cock?
>>4254604Get over yourself, we're gonna circlejerk you against your will!
I like Aspie Horn a lot even tough she is not my favorite pony.Do you like Aspie Horn anon?
>>4254644Fuck off Kraut
>>4254501>not sharing your birthday with someone.I share mine with Eastwood. Get on my level, son.
>>4254629>FMA-like transmutation circleI like it.
>>4254635Isn't she the more flexible of the twins?Just what parts of her could she really bend in bed?
>>4254635She DOES have other things she likes besides sex, you know.
>>4254651No she doesn't, Speccsy sucks.
>>4254614That's not what I said.I said that when you're for some reason envious of us enough to try and show off at us, then you have a problem.
>>4254577No need to feel pressure Anon, you're among your fellow freaks now.
>>4254662I do but I don't like her VA
>>4254670Like Yoga!
>>4254672>Speccy will never doodle for us again.
>>4254504you know that the marker is so that the hyperindex can find the general, right?That's the whole point o fit.
>>4254651I would knock the juice out of Fluttershy's hooves and then knock the Fluttershy out of Pinkie Pie's hooves.
>>4254472That is genuinely shitty.Sorry, Anon.
>>4254692>This nigga.
fuck whoever made oreos so delicious
>>4254585That's horrible AnonYou need to act like a gentleman when you ravish a lady.
>>4254692Anon, please, lurk a bit more. The Marker was made to separate the General from the other 345 threads on /co/. Having a General Image is normal in a general.
>>4254692I was late as shit to ponies and I still know it's to mark the "official" general thread.
Man, MLPG is too disoriented to even glean ideas for greentext off of.Here's hoping it dies down tomorrow.
>>4254709>Rarity forcing Fluttershy to lick the stallion's seed from her stuffed slit
>>4254722>tfw i don't like GW2 because it feels too much like Diablo 3It's just so easywhy
>>4254722That is a massive dog.
>>4254722Why is Applejack so small?
Hm Raridash is kinda becoming popular
>>4254670Thinking about sex, fantasizing about sex, preparing for sex, planning sexFlitter is surprised that Cloudchaser can get anything done.
Did that guy who said he was going to do a quick-fic based on Lyra and Cheerilee ever post it?
>>4254722>mfw I have a Mesmer named Tea Sparkle
>>4254720LOL.You can just write "MLP General" in the subject line to do that.The marker's for the hyperindex to find.
>>4254750ooohCC is a sexpot huh?
Okay, who's the dumbass who linked the sub?>>4252847
>>4254747Pretty ship
>>4254585Do you think her mane is long enough that you could tier her up with if after shaving it off?
>>4254758How's your first day in MLPG going?
>>4254758http://arch.413chan.net/co21421356.html#21422604Now, please, stop posting if you know shit about what you're talking about.
>>4254747Those two are due for an episode.
>>4254773Someone out there already knew about it, then when the piss quest threads got deleted they posted it. Then someone else posted that thread, and now there are a handful of troll threads on /co/ and /meta/
>>4254773Don't know, don't careWe've been over this already
>>4254666>tfw I share a birthday with Tommy Lee (the drummer, not the actor), Chubby Checker (an actual name, believe it or not), and Johnny Nitro (WWE wrestler)There were also an odd number of politicians who share my birthday. Kinda weird.
>>4254754Yes
>>4254785>Nice dunk.jpg
>>4254773im mad
>super l33t haxxors trying to pick apart the subWhy am I laughing.
>>4254815of course Chubby Checker is a real nameDo you not know who that is?
>>4254785http://arch.413chan.net/co21421356.html#21422574It can't be...
>>4254817Care to link? I've been out all day.
>>4254773oh shit let the games fucking begin
>>4254830because you just made that up?
>>4254815Jimi Hendrix and Bill Nye were born on mineWhat up, sucka?
>>4254796Big whoop I say.The mods are more competent on the sub then the mods on 4chan, I'm sure.
>>4254835I did after I looked it up.
>>4254842Yes, it's him, he drawfagged for us at the beginning
>You will never teach Twist to do The Twist
>>4254854Basically. Most don't seem concerned, but a few are up in arms over it.
>>4254854A lot of things are more competent than the mods of 4chan
>>4254873I would bring my arms to her hips from behind to show her how.
>>4254842He was one of the first pony artists we had.Then we got rid of the art buzz when we got more drawfags, then called him out on being a furfaggot and how every single girl looks the same.Man, that's like a fucking time machine.
>>4254853I've got Jack Black... that's about it...
>>4254873>Not doing the twisthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4TlbdQPohs
>>4254843http://pastebin.com/LE7BNQqu
>>4254750>>4254765Cloudchaser would prefer it if you didn't use that word to describe her. It's not like she runs around town humping anything with a fifth leg. She just can't help being so in love with you.She gets especially flustered when Flitter dares her to show her love for you by doing something other than rough hardcore boot-knocking. What do you recommend?
>>4254890I've got Martin Luther and Tim Rice.
>>4254785Ever notice how the marker is always 21 KB? Always 220 x 225?Ever wonder why that is?You would know, if you had been here as long as I have.
>>4254890Amanda BynesEddie MurphyDavid Hyde PierceAlec BaldwinTony OrlandoFor mine
>>4254894Thank you.
>>4254815>King James V of Scotland>Jim Bowie>Joe Pulitzer>Angelo Poffo (father of Macho Man Randy Savage)>Max von Sydow>Omar Sharif>Steven Segal>John Maddenfuck yeah
>>4254666>Eastwood>not Sly Stallone>not Ned Beatty>not Geoffrey Rush>not Tia and Tamera Mowry>not Frida Kahlo>not Vince McMahon, Sr.>not Della Reese>not Merv Griffin>not Brian Posehn>not Rodney Matthews>not David Karp the founder of Tumblr.>not the Dalai Lama
>>4254853I've got Carl mutha fucking Sagan.What's up niggah?
goddamn that fucking piss
>>4254907I haven't been here that as long as you guys, but I assumed it was like that because it was the same image every time. Is that wrong?
>>4254889>pony artist>draws nothing but anthroPick one
>>4254853King Edward the VII and Spiro Agnew
>>4254666>EastwoodThat crazy pathetic old washup who talks to the chair?Why would you be proud of that?
>>4254900Dress her up, romantic dinner, then cuddling. JUST cuddling. See how long she lasts. Make sure to tease her just a little, stroke her mane and scratch her ears just a bit.
>>4254907I've been lurking since Feb, actively posting since July, and I don't know half of the shit that goes on here.
>>4254900Going up, in her hoovesI trust she won't drop memaybe she will and try to catch me
>>4254936>TFW I really like his moviesWhat happened to him...?
>>4254815>Al Jardine - Beach Boys>George Biondo - Steppenwolf>Don Brewer - Grand Funk Railroad>Steve Jones - Sex PistolsOh fuck yeah.
>>4254900>>4254765>>4254750>>4254670Fuck you guys, CC is not a whore!
>>4254944He spoke at the RNC and made a fool of himself.I liked Gran Torino
>>4254930Nope. That specific image, that specific file, has to be used for the hyperindex to pick up on.For the first few weeks of the hyperindex people tried to copy it and steal it, to post in other threads and throw off the hyperindex. Didn't work because it's not the same file.
>>4254944Alzheimers or related condition
our backup board is in the piss?>>4252847
>>4254930That's kinda correct.It's always the same image but it's the only one that get's picked up by the locatorIf you had an identical image it won''t be picked up unless it's 21kb and has that resolution
>>4254666I share mine with O J fucking Simpson.Oh and Tom Hanks.
>>4254956I said sexpotNot sure what it means
>>4254957Well, yeah, GT was a great movie.But the Dirty Harry series was absolutely great, only second to his spaghetti westerns.
>>4254941That's fine if you're new.Just don't try to fool an old fag.
>>4254971We knowSee: >>4254773 >>4254074 >>4253665
>>4254971The more you react to it, the more you encourage people to go there in an attempt to aggravate you.
>>4254971No. It's one guy trying to start some shit. Ignore him, and let the admins/janitors on the sub sweep out the filth.
>>4254918Aw man we science niggas
>>4254978Sorry, I meant Feb 2011. I forgot it's near the close of 2012.My life has blurred together.
>>4254907Are you retard? Have some brain damage or something? The Marker is here, look http://arch.413chan.net/co21421356.html#21428567 as you can see, anon made it to separate the General from the other pony threads, the Hyper-Index (autoarchiving threads) was not working yet. What did Archive to autoarchive threads easily? He took THE ALREADY MADE GENERAL IMAGE and used it for his archive system.Get it? Need more explanation?
>>4254885Do you think she could snap her bra if she really got in to it?
>>4254994I liked Carl Sagan back before he became popular with scientifically illiterate hipsters
I'llmake the new MLPG eneral!
>>4254974I maintain she has interests beyond just sex.Ever moshed with her at a show? Watched her throw odds and ends together to make a surprisingly good dinner for the two of you? Watched her play with Rumble when she had to look after him for a day?
>>4255015Man, I bet twist is a FREAK.
>>4252847>>4252847what is this?!?!?
>>4255015no.because if we're doing the Twist, it must be the Fifties. if it's the Fifties, those things were built out of weapons-grade titanium.
>>4255016Can't say I did.But at least I liked Bill Nye always, right?
>>4254918>>4254994mah niggas
>>4255014So then you admit the purpose of the marker is for the hyperindex to key into
>>4255022Go for it.>>4255032Stop linking to your own thread, you transparent buffoon.
>>4252847Have you guys seen this?
>>4254815Well let's see I got Marie Antoinette, David Schwimmer and Charles Bronson...I was born on a boring day
>>4255032It's you samefagging in an attempt to rile us up.
>>4255040I liked Bill Nye back when he was on a local late night sketch comedy show, not an educational show for little kids.
>>4255029I getchathat all sounds super cutei wonder what her idea of a good dinner is
>>4255032can you stop linking that here? no one honostly gives a shit you are trying way to hard
>>4255032>>4255044are you kidding meYes we have seen itSeveral times see >>4254986
>>4255042No if it was made before the archive.
>>4255054Almost Live! was the shit
>>4255055Your cock
>>4255042The autism is strong in this guy.
Stop responding you fags.
>>4255054Damn son, you're too patrician for me.I hope we can still be science niggas
>>4254939Cloudchaser doesn't have "nice" clothes, but she does borrow one of Flitter's sweaterdresses. The evening goes well until she pulls you into a janitor closet and starts madly frotting you with her behind pressing against your crotch through the form-fitted cloth."W-well, TECHNICALLY it's cuddling!"
>TFW indictedFucking fuck shit fuck why can't you take your fucking pussy ass death like a normal person you cunt
>>4255016>no longer liking someone because other people like himno anon, you are the hipsters!And then anon was a brony.
>>4255079He never said he stopped
>>4255077What's "frotting"?
>>4255078i welcome indicting. i want more people to fight me.
>>4255079He didn't imply he stopped, anon.
NEW HOURSE WSARE
>>4255078DD?
new horse?
new horse when>>4255087two guys rubbing dicks iirc
>>4255087When you rub two cocks together
>>4255087Anon, you are at your computer. Use that search engine.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>4255087Rubbing your dicks together.Can also mean "dry-humping," basically.
>>4255077Well, it's time we chide her gently. A light slap on the bottom, and a reminder that there's a time and place for everything. And if she can just hold out for the rest of the evening, you'll keep her up until dawn to make certain she's satisfied.
>>4255105Okay go!
>>4255096no im not rapey>>4255091Yeah it sounds like fun but when you're hauling 300k souls it kinda gets a bit unnerving
>>4255038Even weapons-grade titanium can't contain weapons of her magnitude.
>>4255065I liked it when I was ten.Sure doesn't age well.
>>4255087google image search ittrust me.
>>4255119>some vidya bullshitI assumed you were indicted in the legal sense.
I'm doing my best to clean up any piss infestations in the submarine. Remember to report anything you see that looks out of place.
>>4255101I'm not googling anything you people talk about.
NEW HORSE HERE:>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847>>4252847
has leth written the hamburger time report yet?
>>4255150you're pretty bad at this, Ross
0: Luna1: Big Mac2: Caramel3: Cloudchaser4: Junebug5: Cheerilee6: chubby nurse7: Bonbon8: Cadence9: Marker poneDubs: TaraTrips: Tabitha
>>4255055Depends what she has on hand. She's good at improvising.>Frozen ravioli>no sauce>she bullshits a tomato sauce from tomato paste, canned tomatoes, onions and garlic, dried oregano and basil, plenty of red pepper, and the last of a bottle of wine you opened the other day>Frozen garlic bread punched up with more garlic butter and parsley flakes>a salad of spinach and assorted vegetables she tosses into a salad-shooter.
>>4255171I wanna roll for which pony I masturbate to tonight
>>4255171I'm using your chart
>>4255179>and she does it all wearing only your underwear>...wait a minute
Anyone know how to get VLC to stay on top of all my windows?
>>4254942Cloudchaser takes you up into the stratosphere, and even gives you those zero-g feels. She loves feeling you cling to her tightly as she zips through the clouds.But her favorite part is finding a cool, moist stormcloud thick with water and motes of lightning. She catches a sprite in her mouth just before kissing you, and you feel literal electricity circulate through your body and hers.
>>4255290Go to "preferences" and then "video." There should be an option for "always on top."
What the fuck is going on?
>>4255331le epic raid!
>>4255331Everyone (probably just a couple of people) on /mlp/ decided they didn't like us.
>>4255331begun, the fucking games have
>>4255382That's been true since we got kicked here.But they're riding high right now. They chased the /b/ thread out, and now they're taking aim at their next-least-favorite clique.
>>4255375>>4255382>>4255411So the subs getting raided? Fuck this then, I'm gonna play some Uprising.>>4255422How did that happen anyways?
>>4255422I do hope they realize how futile there efforts are.
>>4255382Boohoo.I couldn't give any less of a fuck.More Twins.
>>4255422>chased the /b/ thread outSince when? And how is that even possible?
>>4255443>How did that happen anyways?The impression I got is that they just kept raiding it until all but a few of the /b/ guys left for /mlp/'s imageboard.Kind of a stupid way to get rid of them, when you think bout it.
>>4257020Maybe say sorry for getting meta and being rude. And head on back to Ponyville!
Alright... we've had a run in with some wolves and met a seemingly worthless trap making griffin. I hear a GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HUT from a few players, but let's see what you guys wanna do.
>>4257020I don't suppose griffin feathers have any magical properties, do they?
>>4257053Ask him if he remembers seeing any ruins in the forest.
>>4257053I would be fine with getting out of the hut if Applebloom is still with us. Ask if she's tired though.
>>4257063GAME INFO: Upon initial observation, the mangy, ragged feather looks like it came off of a coat that hasn't been properly groomed in weeks. Nothing beyond the repulsive nature of the dirty feather seems exceptional.
>>4257053I don't think there is anything else we need to ask Harry and Applebloom and Applejack appear to be all right, so all that leaves is to head back to the clubhouse.
>>4257053Ask him what sorts of traps he knows how to make.Would he be able to make a trap capable of snaring, say, a giant snake made out of stone?
>>4257103Maybe Zecora could spare a pinch of wake up powder to make sure AB won't fall asleep on the way back? We have a satchel, but that's with Scootaloo, right?
>>4257150Worth a shot, but we have to keep moving. Mystery won't solve itself you know!
>>4257150This is a good question.
>>4257053Just out of curiousity/fluff, I'd like to ask Zecora why the flowers are called Midnight Widow anyway, if they're so harmless.
>>4257150It might be something to think about.But, I don't think the issue is trapping it, but building a cage strong enough to hold it. It's immobile during the day to the best of our knowledge
Oh, since we now know the snake'll stop being stone when it gets moving again, do we want to see about swapping our wakeup powder for the sleeping powder, or working out some other sort of trade, such as straight out purchasing it? (Money to be paid later, of course.)
>>4257187WE DEMAND FLUFF!
>>4257150>>4257185"...just out of curiosity, what kind of traps can you make?"Harry puffs up his chest. "Any and all, of courz! I am professional! If it can be caught, I can make trap to catch it!""What about a giant snake?"He shrugs. "Very much yes, certainly... probably." The inquiry seems to confuse him a bit.>>4257103>>4257122You stand up on all 4 hooves, creaking a little bit as shake your stony joints. "Alright, then. Nice talking with you, Harry. See you around."The griffin scoops up one of your hooves, giving it a quick kiss. "I am in zor debt. Danke, danke...""...you're welcome, I guess..." You pull your hoof away, then wave to Applebloom and Applejack. "Are you two good to go?"Zecora shakes her head, saying that Applejack needs to rest up. If she walks with all the Timberwolf bites she got, she's only going to injure herself further. Applebloom is sound asleep against AJ's mane. She looks plum tuckered. Applejack whispers. "Ya'll should rest up for the night. It's gettin' too late to go back through the forest anyhow.">>4257187"Eh... Zecora, why is it called Midnight Widow anyways? That makes it sound like instant deathy."Zecora explains that the plant can be made deadly. If the extract from the plants seeds are taken in the late fall and concentrated, you could make an extremely lethal poison with it. The flower itself can cause sickness and delirium if consumed; because it only blooms at night, it's ability to sicken...(cont)
So if we attatched the rest of the spool of rope to the grappling hook, then tied the hook/rope around ourselves, does that mean we have an inventory slot free?
>>4257285...wayward travelers deep in the Everfree Forest has earned it a rather notorious nickname and history. When brave adventurers would be tempted by it's alluring colors and smell, they'd consume their fill and end up sick and lost in the woods during the night... hence the 'Widow' part.>>4257302GAME INFO: You actually have two inventory slots free at the moment.
>>4257317What's our inventory? What did we lose? Don't we have the container for the lamp oil or is that worthless?
>>4257285Tell Zecora that we need to get back to town. We have a sneaking suspicion that the stone snake that showed up on town comes to life at night and we need to stop it.
>>4257350I think we've got Hayseed and the empty lamp oil container. We gave our bubblegum to Sweetie for the lamp, which I think AB was carrying, and we attatched the rest of our rope to the grappling hook which is now wrapped around us.
>>4257317Maybe we could kill the snake with the poison when it gets trapped.
>>4257285Ask Zecora is she has anymore wake up powder she can use on Applebloom. Otherwise, we might have to trek back on our own. We're wasting so much time.
>>4257350GAME INFO:INVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Empty Flask, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Long Rope (Equipped)Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), StompstarterApplejack: Cowpony Hat>>4257376Also, this exactly.
>>4257389We should probably get the lamp, maybe refill it with any oil Zecora has lying around.
>>4257371Let's ask her if that sleeping powder is for sale; Twilight said that the giant stone snake would turn back into flesh when it starts moving, and that it might eat rocks. Given we're rocks, and it's too big for us to just fight, it'd be good to have something that can easily stop it.Also ask about suggest dosages for the sleeping and wakeup powders, so we can conserve them as much as possible.
>>4257389We should probably discard the oil flask and get the stompstarter and the dynamite from Applebloom if she wants to stay and we're going back.If we go back. I don't mind waiting until morning.
>>4257389Get the stompstarter and box of quarter sticks from Appleblooom and be sure to store them on different sides of our saddlebag. Also ask Zecora if she has any more lamp oil.
>>4257426Second this, but we don't have any bits.Maybe we can give our medal as collateral?
>>4257480Or just ell her we will pay her back. She knows we are trustworthy.
>>4257480We have the chest of money at home; we're on good terms with her, I'm hoping she'll trust us to bring payment on another day....We can write an IOU if she's worried about us dieing before we can pay.
>>4257451Yeah, don't want to have them accidentally go off. Also don't want the lamp running out either.
>>4257426GAME INFO: A dosage for these items is one full pouch. Any less would guarantee failure to properly knock out your target.You currently do not possess any Bits to purchase any items.>>4257445>>4257451>>4257480You decide that Applebloom and Applejack should probably rest up. It's been a dangerous night for the two. You open up Applebloom's saddlebags delicately, grabbing your beautiful Stompstarter from one pouch, exchanging it with your Empty Oil Flask, and then you pick up your dangerous box of Quarter Sticks. Nothing is gonna mess with you if you've got Dynamite, you figure... not even a giant stone eating Boulder Snake."Sugarcube, are ya'll really gonna venture out on yer own at this time a night?" Applejack looks a bit concerned. "Ya'll should rest for the night.""I don't sleep... I'm a golem, remember? Immortal, non-living stone pony?"Applejack rolls her eyes. "Well, there's no way Ah'll stop ya..."Applebloom mumbles. "Wait... Ah can come..." She doesn't as much as open her eyes.You let her rest. "Stay here. I'll catch you in the morning, alright?"You turn to Zecora. "Hey, do you have any extra lamp oil laying around?" The zebra shrugs, bringing out a slippery soap looking substance with a wick in it. She says that it's like a candle; should provide some light if you put it inside the Lamp casing.As midnight falls, you prepare to leave. Harry nods. "Good luck. Safe journey." He smiles as you open the door.>Continue to Ponyville?
>>4257578Alright, let's go.
>>4257578LUS DO DIS
>>4257578Inb4 instant death.
>>4257578Yes, to the clubhouse
>>4257614Channel our inner Leeroy Jenkins.
>>4257578First check to see if the lamp still has any oil. If it doesn't put the stone in the lamp and light it before heading out.
>>4257578>A dosage for these items is one full pouchSo the wakeup powder can only be used once, on one person?
>>4257626I suppose if a stone snake is rampaging around town, maybe it's best to stay away until we're prepared.
>>4257655>>4257682Error, sorry.
>>4257655That's the implication.
>MOOD MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgTz16UQp0>>4257600>>4257614>>4257615>>4257626>>4257646You decide to head on outside into the forest... alone. It's a rare moment for you, but your numb, stone body gives you a certain confidence. You've never felt good about your stony exterior, but it has given you an unstoppable amount of confidence. No simple tricks can end your adventures anymore.Under the moonlight, you make your way back towards Fluttershy's cottage. The owl that attacked you before seems to be gone... which you find unnerving. Where could it be... that's frightening to imagine. Looking up, you notice that it's raining in Ponyville. They Pegasi must have finally let loose the storm.You make your way into town, making sure to stay wary of anything suspicious. The rain is coming down in sheets; it's probably pretty cold, you imagine. It's a little hard to see, but your Lamp helps a little.As you approach the road back to the farm and your house, something big seems to be hanging out near the Snake Statue. It's monstrously huge; without its crimson markings, you wouldn't have seen it under the cover of the heavy rain.You extinguish the Lamp, observing the giant, distant creature. You cannot determine what it is from this distance.>>4257655GAME INFO: The Wake-Me-Up Powder can only be used once on one pone. Be careful with it.
>>4257741Jr, you are aware of the 4chan extension that lets you put music buttons directly into your post, right? Pretty much everyone has it.Still love the music
>>4257741Find a muddy route that will take us closer but keep us hidden. The mud and heavy rain should muffle our hooffalls.
>>4257783>image limit
>>4257741We can't approach, can we? It might be LS.
>>4257741Oh god, we haven't run out of time already, have we?>>4257783The music has to be embedded in an image. Since >ded thread, we have no image slots left.
>>4257798Oh yeah.Pardon me, I'm a retard.
>>4257741Conceal yourself and watch from a distance.We don't want to risk getting spotted.
>>4257783META INFO: What they said:>>4257798>>4257810I suppose the mood has changed to something slightly more anxious now...To approach or not to approach... that is a quester's decision. What in Equestria could that giant figure be?
>>4257741I want to approach, but I'm certain it will be instant death.Should we save?
>>4257846see>>4257785>>4257857NO
>>4257741Stealthy approach and observe
>>4257857Nope. If we save now, it'll overwrite our starting save. If we're dying soon, I want to reload back to there to fix up a couple of things (see: that fucking map).Only reason we'd want to save is if we're sure we want to keep Harry to try to trap the snake/big bad.
Get a bit closer. Heavy rain and no light makes us hard to see.
>>4257846Let's weigh the options: the figure is obviously malevolent, possibly even this LS guy we hear about. If we approach, we'd be turned into gravel at worst and captured at best. Game over.If we look from afar, the figure might unleash the boulder snake, causing more damage but not necessarily game over. IF that's what it will do in the first place.Staying hidden is best. It's the only option that's not guaranteed to kill us.
If this is LS, he might have been tracking us with his metallic flittery thing....Or the metallic flittery thing is the one that wrote the letter and is trying to help us.
Stay away. Observe from a distance and hide ourselves.
>>4257919>obviously malevolent>obviously
Let's get closer to it. We weigh a fifth of a ton, we could probably take it on even if it was a baddie.
>>4257919Can't be LS, he surrounds himself with bright light.
>>4257846Just watch from a distance.
Honestly, if we die, is it a big loss? We've wasted far too much time on this run.
>>4257997what are you talking about? we've made a ton of progress
>>4257785>>4257892>>4257874>>4257954Slightly tense, you conceal your lamp and make a very stealthy approach, taking extreme caution to only trod through the mud. As you expected, the heavy rain and the soft mud make you virtually soundproof. You approach very cautiously, watching as an extremely massive cobra comes into view. Upon closer inspection, you see that its body is covered in plates of beautiful gemstone. It looks like it has been plated in rubies... even in the low light, the ominous figure proves quite dazzling. You hide behind a couple garbage cans. Suddenly, after a loud hiss, you hear some voices. "Look how far he'sssss gotten... why would he wander ssso far off?" The voice doesn't sound like it's coming from the giant cobra. You squint into the rain, seeing that the cobra is accompanied by two giant, living Boulder Snakes.You can hear the other one hissing to itself over the rain. It sounds like it's trying to hold back laughter. "Beatssss me..."The cobra in the center speaks up. The voice is very strong, deep, and female. "Awaken, foolish one."You see a bright light beam from the cobra's chest. A strange medallion levitates into the air. As it pulls forward, it lifts above the Boulder Snake statue's head. One of the other Boulder Snakes apologizes to the cobra, "Sorry, my queen..." He gives her side a yank, tearing out a ruby scale. The lackey gently sets it by the statue as the light intesifies."What the..." You whisper quietly.(cont)
>>4258063WELCOME TO DIE
>>4258083http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko7Ky1yckmw
>>4258063The medallion glows like a bolt of lightning, bursting with an intense energy. As the wave washes over the ground and hits you, you suddenly feel... alive. For a brief moment, you feel the cold of the rain tingle up your back. You feel like your back is wet... you feel again. For a single moment, you almost felt like you had a pulse again.The Boulder Snake Statue begins to crack. In a few moments, the relatively smaller snake bursts from his stony prison. "Wh... what happened?"The cobra punches the young snake in the snout with her rough, sharp scaly skin. "You disobeyed me."The young snake coils up in a small pile before her. "N..no, my queen! They... they sssssaid that the... the eruption..."The cobra strikes him again. He stops talking and cowers. "I said I'd give the orders when that time comes. You've compromised us." You watch her medallion lose it's glow and become invisible through the rain again.You watch on, trying to remain as still and silent as possible. In the distance, you see a silvery helmet hiding behind one of the buildings near the cobra and her lackeys.
>>4258155Check ourselves to see if we're still stone.
>>4258155Where is the helmet in relation to us? The opposite side of the area?
>>4258155Ooooh, so that's where the sidequest comes in. Gotcha.
>>4258155Stay hidden, keep an eye on the silvery helmet.
>>4258155Stay out of sight and keep an eye on that silver helmet.Also we should probably get out of here soon. We overstay our welcome and we may get spotted.That would be bad.
>>4258170GAME INFO: Although you felt as though you were alive for a brief moment, upon checking your hooves, you still see that they're made of wet, polished granite.>>4258184GAME INFO: You are correct. The helmet resides across the square, hiding under a porch. It's fixated on the snakes.
>>4258184If it's near us, we might want to move. If it's further or not heading in our direction, let's keep hidden.
>>4258197If we get spotted we might be able to strike a heroic pose and pretend we're a statue.
>>4258204How long would it take us to go back and circle around out of the snakes' line of sight?
>>4258155Don't let it see us don't let it see us
>>4258155I HAVE A FEELING WE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
>>4258155>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-HBK-df4HQ
>>4258225We shouldn't move at all.Snake are sensitive to vibrations on the ground.
>>4258251I remember hearing that on a documentary.Then again, these snakes talk and clearly hear that way.Decisions decisions.
>>4258251They weren't able to hear us approach, though.I still vote to stay still. This is oddly like a pre-death revelation.
>>4258225GAME INFO: Currently, the snakes are taking up the entire path out of the area. The only way to go is back through the mud you trodded through. It's getting a bit tense: >>4258241 is perfect for right now.I see stay still and watch or go back. Anything else or...?
>>4258251You are forgetting the heavy rain. My plan is to pull back until we can no longer see the snakes then move around where we cannot be seen then come up behind the silver helmet.I want to know how long that would take before I commit though.
>>4258286Can we go back through the mud and circle around so that we can come up next to the silver helmet thing?
>>4258287GAME INFO: This action could be accomplished in one turn. There is a slight chance you could be spotted if you move.
>>4258306"Slight?"
>>4258306How slight?
>>4258314>>4258338GAME INFO: To be precise, a 10% chance. The rain dampens the noise you make and makes you very hard to see, but the cobra may be keeping her eyes open now that her foolish fledgling is safe and sound.It all depends on how my nifty 20 side dice falls.
>>4258306>slight>99% chanceWe know you.Stay. What could another perspective get us anyway? What the wearer looks like?
>>4258347Let's do it.We can't just stand around and wait to be spotted.
>>4258347FFFFFFFFFMove.
>>4258347I like those odds. Would we have to roll again to approach the Silver Helmet thing?
>>4258347That's a risk worth taking. Do it.
>>4258347If it's 10% than movenot like it matters since you can just reroll until you get what you want and we wouldn't know.faget
>>4258347We should stay. We're going to move and get unlucky and you faggots are going to get us killed.
>http://www.rainymood.com/
>>4258363>>4258365>>4258300>>4258381(Doom numbers: 1 and 20. Rolled a 4)Watching as the massive cobra chastises its subordinate, you carefully pull away from the garbage cans so as to not make a single sound. Trodding backwards through the mud, you carefully get back to where you're out of their range. You think you can hear them talking a bit more, but you're not sure. The crimson hood of the beautiful giant cobra is still visible."Man.. what is going on?">Short action: no time consumed
>>4258409Hindsight is always 20/20.This seems like the best option available to us. What would we do if we stayed in place too long and the snakes tried to leave in our direction?
>>4258435Go around and find a spot where we will be hidden from the snakes but able to see the thing with the Silver Helmet.
>>4258435Circle your way around to where you saw the silver helmet.And for god's sake stay out of sight. pls.
>>4258435Let's get a better look at the silver helmed beast. A traitor maybe?
>>4258462GAME INFO: Due to the location of the mysterious Silver Helmet, it would be nearly impossible to avoid the snake's LOS and still reach it. If you decide to approach the helmet, you will have to chance another roll. 10% odds still remain.
>>4258436I feel sincerely bad that I have want us to die so we get a vore sceneI know I'm going to Hell
>>4258478I think it's the same thing that's been tailing us this whole time. The silvery thing we spotted by the barn while we were trying to break Applebloom out.>>4258492Let's do it.
>>4258492I'm not talking about getting up next to the Silver Helmet, I'm talking about getting into a spot where we can watch its hiding spot and not be seen by the snakes.
>>4258492Do it.
>>4258492That's the whole reason we moved in the first place. Move. This information could be crucial.
>>4258501Leave.Leave and never return.
>>4258492Do it! Be the amazing filly we know we are!
>>4258492Take the chance, move
inb4 ded
>>4258517>>4258528>>4258537>>4258555>>4258562(Doom Numbers: 1 and 20. Rolled an 18)Deciding to chance the storm again, you carefully move around the town square and get onto the side that the silvery helmet was. Again, you make sure to stay on the grass and let your hooves sink in before continuing. The helmet doesn't seem to notice you.Squinting hard, you notice that it's a small Pegasus. You can vaguely see that the Pegasus has a blue coat and is wearing a Guard Helmet. "The punishment for your insubordination shall be excruciating. You will live, my son, but you will know pain." The cobra hisses menacingly as she catches your attention. You see her rise up in the air, appearing to look through the storm. It seems like her group is preparing to move through the town... an odd choice.When you look back down, you see the Pegasus under the guard helmet suddenly panic. As your eyes meet, they look completely mortified. Clamoring to right itself, the little pony buzzes out of sight as fast as it's wings will carry it. Oddly, it makes absolutely no sound as it moves..."..." You aren't sure what to think. The giant snakes are keeping you pretty tense, however...
>>4258658Did it see us and panic, or panic then see us?
>>4258658...Should we tail the snakes from a distance?Getting the hell out of here sounds real nice, but why are they heading further into town?
>>4258658That was close.
>>4258685GAME INFO: The pegasus panicked after the two of you locked eyes.
>>4258697We have to go after them. Whatever they're doing it's bad.
>>4258658>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msoPVdN78FQ
>>4258658A pegasus guard, giant snakes, and a convenient storm?Do you smell it?It's the smellofthe plot thickening
>>4258712Let's stay put and watch the snakes.
>>4258658Carefully follow the snakes
>>4258712Fuck, then he knows we're here.Maybe blackmail? Maybe he's the one trying to help us?WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>4258729>>4258729And to think I thought you weren't here tonight.
>>4258748Remember that letter we got?Applebloom said something.>"Somepony dropped this off and flew away."And this guy has wings.I think he's the one who sent us the mysterious letter.Looks like we got to meet him in person after all.
>>4258714>>4258697>>4258732The snakes start to carefully move through the town square, heading off toward the school. You notice that they are moving oddly; their bellies seem to ripple instead of slither. They don't leave a distinguishable trail on the rainy cobble.After they get a little ways away, you start to follow. They are moving far too fast to keep up with at a walking pace, however. At this rate, they will disappear into the storm.The back of the cobra's hood is even more beautiful than the front; it looks like it has a red sun made completely of ruby on the back of it's hood. It's surrounded by a ring of what appears to be spires pointing toward it. The symbol is mesmerizing.
>>4258748Given he's so terrified of us seeing him, and the letter-sender was kind of reluctant to meet us, I think he's our helper.Also,End of last session:>I hope you guys are able to figure things out before a potential cataclysm turns Equestria into a ashy wasteland.Young snake:>"N..no, my queen! They... they sssssaid that the... the eruption..."I think we've found the instigators of our threat.(Sent, you here? Why isn't the third session in the archive yet?)
>>4258802We don't need to keep up. We know where the school is. We can just head in that general direction. And if we run we'll most likely be heard.
>>4258802Keep our eyes off the hypnotic hood and follow them fro as far as we can. We don't want to risk running on the cobblestones.
>>4258802Try not to look at it. Might be hypnotic.Anything on the way to the school?I bet if we get anyone the snake will be long gone.
>>4258829>>4258839Be sure to do the secret filly stealth walk.
>>4258880That should go without saying. We are a very secretive filly.
>>4258802Avoid looking at the hood!And stealthily follow them to the school.We gonna be wrapping this up soon? I gotta wake up for stuff and I don't wanna miss the rest of this session.
When we lose them, we should see if the Queen's scale is still on the ground in the square.
>>4258829>>4258839Immediately, you pull your eyes away from the alluring hood. The creature, being a cobra, could very easily have some sort of hypnotic power.Deciding it best to remain stealthy, you figure that they are simply going to be heading out towards the school. If that's where they're going, then there's no need to keep pace. As the snakes head into the storm, you see several windows opening up along the street. A few ponies peek out into the rain, looking around. They quickly return to their dwellings."Oh come on... I better not be the only one seeing all this..."You continue to walk on even though the snakes are long gone. Several ponies are out of their homes, looking around in the rain. It's coming down very hard, however, so they go back inside. It's quite late, so sticking around outside seems to be a bad idea.>>4258880>>4258908>>4258924To increase your stealth bonus, you ensure that you're practicing the secret filly stealth walk. You feel a bit more catlike doing this; surely, you've taken on the stealth of a ninja.As you get further along the path, you see the school. It looks very eerie right now, partially sunken into the ground and all. The construction crew seems to have set up some... boulders... all around the school... There is also a lot of sharp gemstones attached to pikes sticking out of the ground. You're absolutely baffled.Most bizarre, you see a patch of magma sitting on the path to the school house. It's sizzling in the rain.
>>4258924Yeah, me too. It's getting late.Let's see what the serpents do, then maybe wrap up.We're probably about to die anyways
>>4258982IT'S A GRAND CONSPIRACY1!TRUST NOPONY!
>>4258990>>4258924META INFO: I have to wake up at 9am as well, but I'm having a ton of fun with the story right now. You guys are just starting to get the puzzle pieces handed to you and are putting them together pretty quickly. It's exciting!
>>4258982Are the snakes anywhere in sight?if not, go take a closer look at that patch of magma.
>>4258982Mayor's been getting kickbacks from covering it up huh?Alright, next life we investigate the school first.
>>4259019Too bad we're too late, huh?
>>4259024GAME INFO: The snakes have vanished. Because of how they were moving, they have left no trail to follow. You're not sure where they could have gone.Upon inspecting the magma, you see that it is indeed fresh, molten rock. Where it came from and how it got here is a complete mystery; there are no clues anywhere nearby.
>>4259024Check it out, but still try to move from cover when possible. Don't get too close. We might fall in and melt.
>>4258982Go investigate the pikes and boulders.
>>4259050poke it
>>4259050They might burrow through rock; makes sense they might be able to swim in molten rock.
>>4259050Take a closer look at those pikes.
>>4259061Let's go swimming!Perhaps we can bring Spike!
>>4259050Investigate the boulders surrounding it. Do they loves deliberately placed, or surround they possibly be from the snakes doing something to the ground that left some sort of circular debris?
>>4259077wouldn't we melt?
>>4259077>Get too close>snake sense our vibrations>pull under
>>4259077Lava is molten rockfaget
>>4259059>>4259075You wander a bit closer to the schoolhouse, trying to get a better look at the gemstone pikes. As you move, you can hear the distinct creaking of wood beneath you. Just earlier today, you were falling through the ground at this point...The pikes appear to be hastily made; it is literally a long stick with a gemstone smashed into the end. They're aligned in barricades around the school. "...doesn't seem very constructive to me...">>4259100You look around at the boulder barricade around the school. They seem to have been specifically placed to protect the sunken building from invaders. As you move around the schoolgrounds, you can't help but feel watched. You shudder.
>>4259131Look around for our watcher and get off of the reinforced ground.
>>4259131Inb4 they're like graboids and ambush us from below.
>>4259073Maybe it came up through the hole after they burrowed into the ground there.
>>4259131Walk away.Pretend you're just another uninterested pony.
>>4259131Retreat back into cover. Pray that we'll be okay.
>>4259159Yeah.casually steal glances at the site though
>>4259159Another uninterested pony that's made of stone.No way we can bullshit our way out of this bro.
>>4259197The stone body has plenty of advantages, but its fair share of disadvantages as well...
>>4259159>>4259168>>4259182>>4259197Feeling rather peculiar, you decide it best to leave the schoolgrounds as soon as possible. You can feel a pair of eyes watching you from above. Looking about to get as much information as you can in this torrential storm, you cast a glance back to the belltower of the school. Something is up there. The shadowy figure looks like it's straining to see in the night rain. You can just barely see some eyes hidden up there. Whatever it is, it seems to be pointing something your way. You continue walking back toward the road.It doesn't speak, but as you steal a glance back, it looks slightly confused, like it only imagined your existence.
>>4259227>like it only imagined your existence.So we're in the clear, for now. Good.Let's get out of here. Get back to the clubhouse and rendez-vous with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.I think we've had enough flirting with death for one night.
>>4259227Wave at it.
>>4259227...OK, now I'm confused.
>>4259262It's probably a lookout for whoever's barricaded the school.Probably the snakes.So waving to them would be a very bad idea.
>>4259227Keep our eyes and ears open for anything suspicious.
>>4259281Or it is the pegasi.
>>4259227Not just one pegasus traitor, but more? And one that might be willing to shot us with something nasty for getting too close?The plot is thickening on its own Raisin-chan!
>>4259292That's what I was thinking
>>4259259Yeah, let's go back to the clubhouse.I have no idea if we're too late or not, but hey, might as well ride this life out until completion.
>>4259292If it were the pegasus, I think the shiny silver helmet would have been of more note than the eyes.
This is a pretty interesting point in our story. Could be something going on here... strange that the school is so heavily barricaded.You guys want to end our current session? Any last actions you wish to try before calling it a night?Also, I will be taking after game questions as per normal.
>>4259292What ifSpeedycloud is in on it?AND SCOOTALOO IS THE MOLE TO THROW US OFF FROM THE INSIDE?
>>4259322End it here, I'm asleep already.
>>4259322End it here. I have to wake up relatively early today.
>>4259322This seems like a good stopping point.
>>4259322I'm fine with ending it here.
>>4259322How-Fucked-Are-We Report, please.
>>4259322FFFFFFFFShould probably head to the clubhouse. Next session should be getting Twily to act as bait and sling magic missiles.
>>4259322Seems a good place to stop for the night and there probably won't be another for a while, let's let the sleepy Anons sleep.Thanks for a fun session, as always.
>>4259356>>4259356>>4259356
>>4259322Either way, very interesting night.It'll be fun going back with all this information once the world gets doomed and we push the reset button on it all. Thanks Jr.
You know what I just realized?It's raining hard enough to seep through our saddlebags.Our dynamite is probably soaked and utterly ruined.
>>4259359We should also probably send a letter to Celestia.She needs to know that the snakes are planning some sort of eruption.And she may know who the cobra is.
>>4259372inb4 the conspiracy goes all the way to her
>>4259369And to think I was afraid the old bastard would have lost his touch.
>>4259369THERE'S STILL A CHANCE TO SAVE IT!Do we get a reward for doing a no death run? Maybe you finally draw Raisin?
>>4259332>>4259333>>4259347>>4259350>>4259369GAME INFO: Alright. Session has been closed right here, on the rainy path right outside of the currently barricaded school.>>4259356GAME INFO: Fuck Levels = Low. Even as chaotic as things are right now, things are not completely decided yet. The fact that you don't know where the snakes went could be a problem... but then again, that could be answered with a simple inquiry to the right observer. There may have been a missed event on the first day due to the time you spent busting out Applebloom and running from AJ. That will have an impact on the story, rest assured.---Always a pleasure, guys. I'll still take some more questions. I'm having a lot of fun with this one; I worked on the plot a little longer than RQ3, so while it's not going to be as long as RQ3, it should be a lot more interesting/involved/action packed.Be ready for pain.
>>4259412Also, I'll be drawing that little grape filly pretty soon here. I got backed up on some new commissions, so I gotta crank those out before I can Raisin art.
>>4259421>Be ready for pain.Yaaaaay.Thanks Jr, these quests are always fun!
>>4259430How long until you draw my request?It involved teen Spike and either Applejack's truck Pinkie's RC car.
>>4259421>Should be a lot more interesting/involved>We didn't even fully work out the solution to RQ3 without DEVILS CHANCE TIME>Be ready for painAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4259421It's not Raisin without a death scene I guess.
>>4259421Next session when?
>>4259421I love slowly piecing together the story. We have three lives so far, so that nice. Can't get to confident.When is the next installment on Raisin's epic quest?
>>4259471how about tuesday?
>>4259491Tuesday might be good. It's whatever works for Jr though. I can tell when he's in the mood or not. The writing gets more descriptive and involved it seems.
Where's the new thread
>>4259491Tuesday's fine by me, but let's see what days Jr can run it, first.
>>4259491Anything is good for me.>that feel when no morning classes.
>>4259491Tuesday night is bad for me. I have early classes on Wednesday. Why not Friday or Saturday night?
>>4259438Glad I can deliver. As this guy said: >>4259398I was afraid I had lost my Sierra touch. You guys are doing pretty good, but now that a major part of your investigations are concluded, we can begin your horrifying voyage. Your voyage... into the darkness. The pain.>>4259452I actually scrapped a lot of old requests because my list was backed up to all fuck. Being a lazy nigger, I couldn't get to all the pictures I had taken up, so I had to drop most of them.I'll be running some more 'dubz king' requests gets in the coming weeks. I need to shit out those commissions quick, do a Raisin, then I'll be back in business.Sorry about that. I just got swamped all to fuck because I thought I could draw errythang.>>4259491>>4259509>>4259515Tuesday could work pretty good. We'll plan tentatively for Tuesday.Also, I'm glad you noticed. I try to stave off for a few days if I'm not feeling in the zone. I want the quest to be as fucking awesome as I can make it. A good story is worth a little down time.
>>4259421What effects would AJ deding have? I'm legitimately curious.
>>4259537Mind telling us what commission you're working on next?
>>4259551Moral penalty.A major one.
>>4259537Cool. I'll be sure to get my business done early.
>>4259537Coolio. See you then.
>>4259551If AJ had become a Timberwolf pincushion? For one, Applebloom would have given up questing. She'd also hold you partially responsible for it, considering that your pounding hooves would have scared the Timberwolf into dragging AJ down into the forest in the first place.Raisin would also have been devastated. Applejack is a close family friend. Her passing would have been hard on the entire community.Also, if you didn't tell AB to run to Zecora's, she would have been attacked by Timberwolves. I had a few up there, but since there were no ponies around to lure them out, they continued deeper into the woods.
>>4259537Tuesday it is then!>>4259514>>4255117
>>4259572Hey Leth, why do people suck your e-dick all the time. Not that you want it or anything, I'm curious.
>>4259600So that's how it'll be. We're almost indestructible, so the others get targeted to force reloads. How deliciously cruel.
>>4259600Looks like we dodged a bullet there.
>>4259600A question about last quest: could we have conquered the queen and become a dark ruler of our own will? Just curious if that was ever an option if we wanted to go evil for some Raisin
>>4259618You are already seeing how Raisin is gonna be tortured. Very good! Hopefully, you guys will be able to keep all of your mortal friends alive... as well as your stony self.Also, as a side note, I had a death scene planned for the cobra event. I was really banking on the dice coming up in Doom's favor, but I guess 10% doesn't happen too reliably for me. Very fortunate for our dear hero!>>4259641No matter what you wanted to do, Adanemzurai would have still been inside your head. Without the Adanemzurai artifact, you wouldn't have had the ability to control Titanio, so you'd would have required the queen to stay inside your head.Utilizing the Titanio would have been a certain bad end, no doubt. Adanemzurai would have taken over Raisin and pushed her consciousness into a deep recess in the little filly's mind. From there, Celestia could have easily been forced into surrender to spare the lives of her servants; giant golems tend to crush everything in their path
>>4259684Were we supposed to get eaten? I must know
>>4259684Shame, she would look good on a throne.
>>4259611I uhh, don't know?I don't think they do...
>>4259703Unfortunately, I cannot reveal the method of your death. Seeing as how you haven't confirmed anything 100% in the story, it could potentially spoil some of the mechanics of your assumed nemesi.Okay, I will drop a hint. Being eaten is possible; because of their size, it's not hard for a snake that large to eat you. Would that kill you? That's a different question altogether.Also, are you Scootaloo? Just askin'
>>4259751...Scootaloo?What do you mean?
>>4259773Pay no heed. Someone I know with the alias 'Scootaloo' has a certain fascination with creatures being ingested by other creatures whilst said ingested creature is still alive.Not implying any set of interests on your behalf, of course.
>>4259773He's asking if you're a scaredy cat
>>4259791Scootanon's a vorefag? Huh, I never knew.
