Previous Thread: >>4246418Cow threadtalk about cheese and icecream.Also ponies I guess..
>>4249177follow me to the gay bath house
>>4249177klondike did you ever make a guide for drawing those stupid dogs?I want to draw a picture of those stupid dogs.
Sweetie Belle is best filly.Y/N
>>4249189
>>4249177Cows? What udder nonsense.
>Go pissdiving into the draw thread>there's a picture of rarity and flutterhsy workout>>4248946
Just a reminder to all you writers:Artists will always get more attention and appreciation for much less effort.
>>4249197What?Me?Guides?I guess I can make something on tuesday but......me? Really?
>>4249189I didn't know being that slow was even possible
>>4249202
Why are cross-links to new horse always showing up as (dead), of late?
>>4249198YIs the rest of Fillydelphia even trying?
>>4249221I swore I saw it on your tumblr once but okayI've just been drawing mostly pones lately and their more complex bodies intimidate me somewhat
>>4249198I can see why you might think that, but you're wrong
>>4249202That was so deep, it was unfathomable.
>>4249237Sweetie Belle your masturbation is out of control
Stock in Scootaloo is rising folks, it's going to explode in s3. Share prices will triple, but 'em now!
>>4249198Diamond tiara is better
>>4249225No need to get sour, Smith.
>>4249247how does one look at pieces of metal protruding from someone's face and think "Yea, I want that!"
>>4249239Did somebody say "naughty filly"? My dear, come with me to Neverland post-haste! I have a perfect net sized just for you!
>>4249238I drew this kind guide once about whats the difference between Diamond Dogs and just other furries. I gotta a lot of "Well how do you know dogs like my furry OC wouldn't exist in the MLPverse?!" flak for it.I don't have it now I think though.
>>4249247Putting thirty bucks that we see her parents/house for a brief 5 seconds at the start of her episode.
>>4249256Smith's going to froth at your puns.
>>4249264by having different opinions than you, anon
>>4249268Are you seriously avatarfagging as the best Hook ever?
>>4249189waitsoif you mark itand your slowdoes that meanthe other guys were even slowerfuck why are you people so slow now
>>4249279I guess we should milk it while we can.
capped that cloudchaser thing from old horsebecause fuck you that's why
>>4249217Pfft pissdwellersWe liked ponies before they were cool. Am I right /co/nies!
>>4249290There's better pirates out there mate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziX1oQRiA3w
>>4249247I bet her episode episode won't meet anyone's expectation and just crush some fanon and be forgotten after that
Would you a giant redneck's ass?
>>4249217>Tessla
Remember: Global Rule 13 doesn't apply to /mlp/
>>4249256>>4249279>>4249293
>>4249312only if I suffocated inside her
>tfw qt girl invites you to drink in her dorm roomGuys how do I contain my spaghetti?Also something about ponies.
>>4249305>Barbosa >better than Dustin Hoffman's Hook
>>4249305Barbossa is no pirateHe just fills the role.Hell he'd be a ninja if it meant getting what he wanted.
>>4249312I doubt I would have much say in the matter, if it were that giant redneck's ass, I suppose I would
1-3 Play Cthulu Saves the World4-6 Whine for Mafia/Pone7-9 Play CoC0 Commission a drawfag in this thread for poneDouble Trouble: Draw a pone of first anon's choice.
>>4249329Alcohol is a natural spaghetti netDon't worry about it
>>4249329what is qt
>>4249217>TesslaTess I dont even know what to say.
>>4249336Well, yeah. Most actors are better than Dustin Hoffman.
>>4249327Are you migrating to finer pastures Smith?
>>4249322Which is...?
>>4249312Vag, yes. Ass, no. The size thing is always some fucking gross vore or scat or rape. I'll never get into it.
>>4249217What the fuck is Tess doing there?
>>4249329have fun
>>4249350I think it might be "cute"
>>4249354I wonder if Smith's next film is a moosical number?
Odds - Masturbate to best ponyEvens - Dj Acid
>>4249350say both letters quickly out loud.
>>4249329Have you drunk much before anon?Dont make a rookie mistake and go too far and vomit all over her.
>>4249336I'd say so. He's a right bastard of man>>4249337What's that even mean?
>>4249373>Implying you're not gonna masturbate to DJ Acid anyway
>>4249329QT? What could that stand for?I just don't get it........Oh....Never type that again. That's just horrible.
>>4249363>Having fun
>>4249374qti dont get it
>>4249373
>>4249343aww yeahSweet game, enjoy
>>4249385I see it a lot on /mu/.I think they're typing it post-ironically?
>>4249372No that sounds like bull shit
>>4249352maybe it's an interest to scientists
>>4249390cutie
>>4249374qt
>>4249362If that's really Tess, he may be trying out a new art style.
>>4249373Masturbate to the chubby one.
Ok I really want to pone ERPare there any chatrooms for it or something
>>4249389>Using gimp
>>4249353I disagree with your opinion, fellow anonymous horsefucker.
>>4249402no im ugly
>>4249305Is [Alestorm] in the category of better pirates?
>>4249374Cuuh-tay?
>>4249415Photshop > Sai > Fire Alpaca > MS Paint > Gimp
>>4249415>implying there are better free photo editing programs
>>4249390cutie.goddamn anon.... I bet you say "zed" you fucking syrup sucker. Mongrels.
>>4249410People do it during the Mafia games sometimes, especially if they're a hooker.
>>4249415
>>4249329You lucky bastard, just do it. Part of why drinking is popular is because it's an insecurity-suppressant. Bring a condom with you, just in case, my school's medical facility gives out condoms for free, check with yours.
>>4249415>Hating freedomTypical freedom hating reactionary capitalist DT-fag
>>4249409...who is?
>>4249433did someone say Mafia?
>>4249400>>4249372>>4249354
>>4249389
>>4249415Now you've done. Here come the /g/ fags
>>4249305You mean to tell me you had the legendary Black Pearl in your possession, were physically indestructible for a time, and had the luck and magic to have an entire undead army of professional scallywags in your ranks, ended up LOSING, and you still have the gall to claim you're the greatest pirate captain and the sleaziest sleaze of the Seven Seas to ever grace literature?> mfw
>>4249410f-list
>>4249438>my school's medical facility gives out condoms for freeHere we have these things that are like vending machines, except everything's free. And they're stocked with tylenol, advil, and condoms.
>>4249410But anon, we have a perfectly good thread right here~
>>4249444I DO think someone said Mafia
>>4249441Red Ribbon
>>4249434ahahahahaha
>>4249449>Captain Barbosa>gracing literature
>>4249305>>4249449I think ya both are landlubbers
>>4249455I'll bet they arent very good condoms
>>4249445Hey man, don't put yourself down.
>>4249449I claimed better, as in much more entertaining. Yer off the edge of the map, mate.
>>4249457>that feel when I was "Regret"
>>4249424YOU'RE BANJAXED.YOU'RE SCREWEDI was such a dick to them when the came to my town. I was drunk and afterwards I felt bad.
>>4249473Durex.
what have you done today MLPG?
1-3: masturbate to the first pony whose picture is posted after this one present post 4-5: draw the first request that comes6-8: do some Karate9-0: flip my shitDubs: MLPG's choiceTrips and higher: All of the above
Ninjas > Pirates
>>4249492
>>4249490I got through a hangover by watching Green Isn't your Color and Owl's Well that Ends Well
>>4249480As in another league, my dear fellow? I'm utterly flattered.
>>4249490I played a casual moba
>>4249460I miss Red
>>4249490what did you do, Anon?
>>4249490Beat the Painted World
>>4249498Oooh boy. I don't even know if there's any porn of this one.
>>4249490stapled a thick sheet over the window in my apartment and listened to red house painters lying on the floor
>>4249490Tried to buy weed but the dealer had none. Tried to get drunk but I hadn't bought enough and now all stores are closed.
>>4249490I got my first real job. I am an adult now?
>>4249493Go back to watching Japanese animation, you spindly little nymphet.
>>4249522Tell me you didn't want to touch Prisscy's tailOh wait.You cant
>>4249490School for a bit. Painted and stuff. Watched more QI, learned Stephen Fry is a horsefucker.
>>4249488so what he said then.
>>4249534We japanese anime now?>Not reading One Piece manga over watching the Anime
>>4249537>learned Stephen Fry is a horsefucker.[citation needed]
>>4249531Yes. And now you have to leave.
>>4249536Oh I touched. Touched it HARD.
>>4249572
>>4249553My good sir, the only good "one piece" I've perused my eyes over is a bathing suit.
>>4249490I stayed at home all day in front of the computer, got into a fight with my parents on the phone, burned my middle finger while baking pancakes, and filmed a tutorial on how to draw Rarity. How about you?
>>4249572Oh hey Twilight! How about spilling that?
Would you let your favorite Pegasus bench you with their wings?
>>4249490Vidya, had lunch with my grandparents, am playing vidya again.Wondering why I play so much vidya when I don't have as much fun as I think I should be having.Should probably be writing for MLPG instead, that's usually fun.
>>4249579
>>4249586I'd let them bench my dick their their sopping marecunts if that's what you mean
>>4249577Can I see the last bit on drawing Rarity?Her hair confounds me.
>>4249590I'm seriously considering gutting out your entrails to get that chocolate milk back.
>>4249493Ninjas < Vikings < [Pirates]
>>4249560http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c88fBIS-sSYboop
>>4249595It's not actually a real tutorial. I can't draw Rarity's hair for shit.
>>4249594drink it
>>4249606where did the milk go?!
Mafia weher?
>>4249599what are ye implying?
>>4249626You drank it RarityYou fat slut
>>4249626It's a diabolical plot
>>4249626In my ass, care to find it? Also is it talk like a pirate day today?
>>4249536Was looking for something.Found this instead
>>4249553Oh look Polly, this one thinks the Japanese have any sense on what it is to be a pirate.
>>4249490I saved the world by killing an electrically charged big bad before he could use a screw driven rocket powered super tank to fire a nuclear warhead at my country.
>>4249640Panke plsyour language
PONE IS HEREPONE IS HAPPYPONE WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY TOOWHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO UNHAPPY ANON?
>>4249640I'd search thoroughly in Pinkie's ass
>>4249577>>4249514ate a pizza and streamed some draws.if i can find a keyboard i'd try writing a quick story or something.
>>4249640September 19th
>>4249622BLASTI'll never figure out her stupid hair
>>4249656Why the fuck don't you have a keyboard anyways?
>>4249651Bad teammates, lack of finances, and lack of a person I can hold tenderly.
I miss the show...
>>4249651BUT FLUTTERSHY I AM HAPPYI'M SORRY I MISLEAD YOU
>>4249642You have no idea how long I've spent under that stay demon's ass
>>4249644Look Angdugumwembe, this guy thinks he's a real pirate.
>>4249651Maybe if yellowpone gave us a little toot I would be happier
>>4249685>requesting farts
>Posting Pirates that can't do 1000+ damage with just your QLANDLUBBERS
>>4249651Uncertainty about my future, bad drawing skills, bad musical skills, bad cooking skills, bad maths skills, bad writing skills, bad grammar skills, bad running skills, bad fighting skills, bad animating skills, bad sculpting skills, bad programming skills.
>>4249651Because other people make me this way.People who won't rest until everyone is upset.
>>4249674BUT YOU'RE NOT -THIS- HAPPYGET HAPPIER
>>4249651I'm happy because I love you Fluttershy.
>>4249700Leon pls
>>4249718WELL SHIT, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE I'M CHEERFUL AS HELLI DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN GET ANY HAPPIER, FLUTTERSHY!
>>4249701[file name]
>>4249681Oh, please. A few wet-behind-the-ears salts trying to muscle their way into a leaky old boat with assault rifles and rocket launchers is no true manhood. Try facing a few blasts of cannon fodder at point-blank, gutting a few scurvy knaves, drinking like a horse, and making off like a bandit, and then we'll have a serious discourse about the profession of piracy.
DISCUSS BEST SHIP
>>4249723Besson, when is next super cool gangster flick?
>>4249708>blaming others for your failure and misery and faggotryDemocrat pls
>you will never be huge with a tiny gf
>>4249743not sure why the fact that she has her hand in his crotch made me laugh...
>>4249743>tfw no giant pony gf
>>4249739Never ;_;
>>4249741See? People like this.
>>4249706>bad programming skills.Cobol. now. start over. make dosh.
>>4249743Fuck yeah. I'd rather meet a girl who's able to break me in half.
>>4249738Best ship? Mine, of course!
IT'S NOT VERY FARJUST MOVE YOUR LITTLE RUMP
>>4249743i wish to be the tiny gf
>>4249738The Black Pearl?
this is awful
>>4249757>CobolWhat makes you say that?
>>4249651I'm not. I'm awesome, why would I be unhappy?
>piracy>>>/v/
>>4249778Everyone is sad and depressed.
>>4249743http://twitter.com/timsharky
Celestia is a homunculus created by that once wizard guy to get rid of discord and his followers, so the alliance of three could invade and settle, she decimated the dragon colonies, and left only the newborns alive so she could control them and bend them to her will.Eventually, the unicorns became even more lazy and wished to not do the pull out the moon crap and nagged the wizard to produce another homunculus, and it was done.Celestia, turned spiteful over the fact that she was seen as a monster by the public a tool by the government that commissioned her creation and angered at not receiving the credit she deserved for making settling possible in the first place ,and killed the council of three, and her Father.She then exiled many ponies to the stars that knew of her soiled origins, and raised the new batch to see her as a princess and goddess.When Luna turned over to jealousy and rebelled against her sister's neglect as NM the ponies exiled to the stars gathered their remaining willpower to free her to exact revenge on the tyrant that was the sun Alicorn.Alas, Luna is young and impressionable, and was soon brought back into the fold.Hope reared its face for the last time when discord, the Native ruler of the lands rose up, but due to his careless nature, was quickly put down.
>>4249738best ship
>>4249718I will only be happy when Sentinal is dead.
>>4249793>Its time for a chest workout then a naughty little cock gobbler.. #suckitgoodbaby.Is this guy for real?
>>4249775Go back to Edward Scissorhands, my dear young knave.
>>4249741Oh my John Galt, you sure showed the jealousy jealous pants. Catch me in your prefectly sculpted and temporarily embarrassed millionaire arms is I swoon
>>4249793>http://twitter.com/timsharkyDisgustingSome of the girls look like they're just teens
>>4249768>>4249775
>>4249790and those that aren't are smug and irritating
>>4249738Dafty x Dooks is best ship.
>That feel when ripping giant chunks of flesh from the inside of your lipI wish I could stop
>>4249813It seems like he's really buff and takes multiple trips to thailand to fuck tiny and probably underage women.
>>4249819So you either hate yourself and be a boor, or love yourself and be annoying?
>>4249768>>4249775I love you bothand I ship you both
>>4249819Are you depressed, Anon? Or are you just happy to post stuff in here, waiting calmly for the next event in your life?
>>4249834Apparently.
Oh most wonderful of nights...
>>4249845Luna pls
>>4249808You shouldn't talk to boys like that Hook.
>>4249837
>>4249834What terrible choices. Can I get a do over?
So we pirates now? Post pirate pones!
Hmm, I think I'm going to study that vaporeon flash for a bit.
>>4249736>implying we don't do that shitAlso we make more money than you and have to deal with highly accurate modern artillery fire and missiles. We also are historically far more successful than you ever were, you qoodho calmo nacasoob.
>tfw Friday Night>tfw going out to the movies with friends in half an hour
>>4249864what are you working on right now?
>>4249855Oh, hello Peter! Would you prefer I kidnap them to Neverland instead?
I love scenes like this when two characters are being tender to each other.
>>4249853Finally a Luna pick
>>4249877What are you seeing?
>>4249877>That feel when just got back from smoking weed with 6 people
>>4249878Rarity exhibitionism. Should finish it up and pastebin it tonight. Just taking a meal break to browse the MLPG.
>>4249837I see! Gentlemen, I do believe we have a volunteer for walking the plank!
>>4249884me too
>>4249887dat manedat butt
>>4249900>throw me overboard I don't give a fuck
LUNAQUEST WHERE
>>4249893>tfw heading out in an hour to get completely fucked up with the boys
>>4249890I think they want to see the Bourne movie, I don't particularly care about it, and the fact that one of them just wants to see it because Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) appears in it makes it worse... but fuck it, got nothing better to do
>>4249882I assure you, kidnapping is a serious crime. It could land you life. Now I don't want to have to go through the paper work so just let me write a check right quick to settle this whole dispute.
>>4249911PlsPls move on to a different pone.
>>4249911We're taking a break this week, hopefully allowing everyone to calm down after that last session got out of hand.Also lets me work on those requests and think of where I'm taking things again.
>>4249893>that feel when out of weedunpleasantness is filling every pore of my being
>>4249912>tfw arranging sex with my usual hook-up>he makes an excuse as to why he can't be thereLikes like I'm alone, again.
>>4249919Did someone get kidnapped?
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYSTHE FAIRY TAIL SOUNDTRACKHOLY SHIT GUYS GUYS GUYS
>>4249928like who?
>>4249930Hey Asper, DM Fook is asking whether or not you'd be able to attend tomorrow's session?
It's 2 a.m.Someone is playing the bass in the building.It's so fucking chill
Stop, hey, what's that sound?http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332234?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4249930... but I skipped going to a family get-together so I could do Lunaquest.Now I have nothing to do or the evening.
>>4249930Did you ever write those >feels with Pinkie from yesterday/2days ago?
>>4249943The what?
>>4249936It always makes me sad to see people on MLPG who are dryI wish I could smoke you guys out
Okay, soEvens: I go to bed.Odds: I stay up all night drinking and drawing ponies.Let the fates decide
>tfw MLPG goes into /soc/ mode
>>4249954Fairy TailThe animeIts soundtrack is justooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogI haven't even watched the anime
>>4249956I want to quit. it's seriously becoming a problem how much I smoke and how much money I waste on it
>>4249868[1]
Well, gentlemen, it's been fun while it's lasted, but I'm stepping out to enjoy some beautiful pirate-wench posse and chanty over some nice pirate beer, courtesy of the finest Neverland malt. See you later, my puny, putrid, sorry parasitic sacks of entrail.
>>4249958what a dweeb
>>4249958It's only 1am. Stay awake.
This DSXL is fucking huge.It's even bigger than my brick DS.This is awesome.
>>4249950pls respond
>>4249964And we think we're any better than the tripfags.
>>4249968>beer>not rumIMMERSION LOST
>>4249984Should have been grog.
>>4249948Dreamsiege? I have an outing at noon, but it should finish by 1:30pm, which is half an hour after we normally start. So I'll be a bit late but I'll still participate.>>4249953The two ponies + anon thing I was musing about? No, I haven't yet. Could do short somethings with them soon if you'd like.>>4249952Sorry.
>>4249965The what?
>>4249964Let's talk about the show
>>4249980trips can take a lot of thread space about their lives, I'm pretty sure no anon has made more than 3 posts about them so far
>>4249965Bring it!
>>4249992what's Dreamsiege?
>>4249997When was the last time you watched an episode?
>>4249992Good to know, I'll inform him!
Fuck pirateslets talk about dragons
>>4249997more specifically, about best pony
>>4249997Think we'll ever get an episode about the wonderbolts?
>>4250010Pony D&D thing on the sub.
>>4249992I have a suggestionbut I'll save it for when you've got a bit less on your plate
>>4249987I'd bathe too
>>4250004you are blind
>>4249987mini bath is cute
>>4250012a week or so, Sweet and Elite
>>4250012I haven't watched an episode since A Canterlot Wedding< Part 2 aired.
>>4250016
>>4250012Watch Luna Eclipsed erryday
>>4249997What's the total Derpy sighting count for her this season?
>>4250006>Rainbow Dash gets Scootsnah
>>4249997THERE'S A SHOW?SINCE WHEN?
>>4249930Great, I hope you make it post-6PM the next time
>>4250027Yes, that'd be wise. I seem to have overextended myself what with all that's been going on.>>4250014Thanks!
>>4250010Horse D&D
>>4250029>Masturbate>Be called a slut
>>4249969This nigga.
>>4250026I've been considering playing in one of thosehow do you sign up once you have a character made?
>>4250016Would be better as a male lizard
>>4250049Red Player, pls.
>>4250057haha oh wowwhat if all tripfags/namefags names were acronyms?
>>4250047she has no one else
>>4250057>commit Honda
>>4250063Head into one of the D&D Generals on the sub and tell them you'd like to play. I'm sure they'll tell you which ones are going on now, the setting, and how you can incorporate your character into an active campaign plus what to expect.
>>4250012Sometime last summerI haven't really watched season 2 and only about half of season 1. I just stick around for the porn and Epicmafia
>>4250053Holy crap, I remember that /vp/ thread.
>>4250073>Really Overweight Space Simulacra
>>4250044beyond count
>>4250065Just shut up scalefag
>>4250068>Red PlayerI don't roll shit, anon
>>4250026Hey, Asp, any progress on Twily?
>>4250075I know right.Should obviously be Nissan.
>>4250016 pirates>dragons
>>4249966Are you serious? Just stop if it makes you feel bad. It's not an addiction, it's a dependence, a dependence you can overcome if you invest a bit of willpower.
>>4250088>That songI dont dare search for it
>>4250088I've seen lots of threads about that guy
>>4250057>go over and inform himFun's over.Back to ponies.
>>4250089Perverted Excitement And Nuptual Underage Sex
>>4250100Gotta Say, Punk Hazard arc is getting good right now
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332234?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeone more slot
>>4250098Finishing Rarity thing first, so not much. I'll be working on it more once some other things are focused down.
>>4250110>>4250057Dammit Ches
>>4250090We could always get somebody to count it up.Also I'm taking screenshots wheee
what if no pone
>>4250106Which song?
>>4250101You underestimate how little control I have over my own mind.
>>4250079>>4250063We have 4 players at the moment, and the DM said he's willing to take one more in. Head up there if you're interested.
>>4250132SAD
>>4250114>CheshireCats Have Extra Silly Hairs In Rectal Expanse
>>4250090>tiny derpyhnnnnnnnnnnng
>>4250079If *.co is our sub, what does that make FIMchan?
>>4250154>GGGlitter Glue
>>4250159Our Titanic.
>>4250092>Chubby scaliesgross
>>4250154Don't spell it out, its more fun to find out
>>4250127Yes guys Yes. Just getting down opportunities to differ with /mlp/ even more.>>4250154and males have spikes on their tongues and dicks... oh goddamit. What you just did!
>>4250166Fuck you I have a heart of gold
>>4250167Really Overweight Sex Etcher
>>4250143We could always use more players in general. There's a game running almost nonstop there, so feel free to pop in, or just lurk a session.
>>4250114Traditionally Eschews Sexual Situations
>>4250195get back to /v/ faggot
>>4250201Seriously Bummed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrr4Gezr5tEhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/season-3-intro-leaked-during-con.htmlhttp://www.dərpyhoovesnews.com/hold-on-to-your-hooves-season-3-intro-leaked/Discuss.
so I was just browsing and I saw this and thought of you MLPGhttp://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1611177
>>4250143>open thread>IdontknowWHATthefuckisgoingon.pngIs there like, a starting point or something?
>>4250217Gibbe Greenback
>>4250222I'm not going to watch itI'm not going to watchI'm FUCK
>>4250229Do we have any lobsterfuckers here?
>>4250222>fake link trickthats like the oldest trick in the book man
>>4250222That's stupidYou're stupidWhy is the e upside down in your fake dhn link
>>4250229unf
>>4250243Well now I feel dumb
Less Evil Than Hitler
>>4250234Go to this one, it's the prelim thread that explained most things I believe. Should also have links to the rules documents.http://mlpg.co/q/res/73422.html
>>4250217Misspelled Traditional
>>4250222the tripps are the best part about this post
>>4250234Some of the quests may have started earlier and what you're reading now may be the continuation of the previous threads, so it may be hard to follow.May I suggest reading on Dreamseige? Since the starting point is in the same thread.
>>4250222>Kleiner at the end
>>4250250No but MLPGers sure areCRABBY
>>4250278>>4250234http://mlpg.co/q/res/79817.html
>>4250222I was expecting something about autism after the end with FAUST zoomin
>>4250288I laughed.
>>4250288You gotta be suiddin' me
>>4250272I challenge someone to make an acronym of Applesarcum.
stop posting you dnd bullshiti'm upset that I'll never get to play with you guys again ;_;
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4250016Dragons < [Dio]
>>4250309Go play faggot.
>>4250307Anal Penis Penis Lick Entropy Sinus Algebra Rectal Cunt Ultra Mickjagger
>>4250309Who are you?
>>4250307Anon Please Post Le Epic Super Awesome Reddit Critical Upvote meme
>>4250338Not a seriously studious entrepreneur.
>>425034210/10
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332272?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4250340That one guy with the Donkey character that wanted to play before. I don't have the internet for it
>>4250307Au plaisir, prégnant lait étrange sans âme; restons certes uniquement maltés...
JR got a fan!
>>4250348Not overly objectified tedium.
>>4250307Adorable Pinkie Pie Loves Everyone So All Races Can Understand Magic
>>4250302You make me sick
>>425037811/10Would hug!
>>4250378
>>4249513I'm still here
>>4250369I literally screamed
>>4250369I want to see these clay horses engaging in copulation.
>>4249949It's 2 a.m. and you're lying in that weird (but incredibly comfy) semi-conscious state between awake and asleep. Your eyes are closed, but your ears are open...you hear some enchanting musician somewhere nearby strumming on a bass. The deep vibrations soothe your soul, and you can't tell if they are coming from inside your building, or somewhere inside the world of dreams. No, wait, it sounds...closer. Almost like, it's coming from inside the room. From right in front of you....The rhythm of the bass is so enthralling, you have to find its source...!You peek open your eyes. Surprise! You see a throbbing pony butthole just a few inches from your face and are greeted with a giggle that you instantly recognize as Fluttershy. "Oh don't mind me sleepy head~ I was just tooting on your face while you slept...you don't mind right?"
>>4250372Sacred cradle rings inside pelvis trekking around rover ice under shit
>>4250369Well, that's a thing
>>4250402
>>4250403Special question underlines engaging kinematics
>>4250288HAR HAR HAR
>>4250402Fluttershy, I would prefer if you didn't toot in my face.Now do you want to get high or what
>>4250402>holy shit a talking horse
>>4250402Good god no.
>>4250402Get out of my house
Herbivorous animal that elicits angry nebulous occasional nerds
>>4250402Get the fuck out of my bed Fluttershy In fact, get the fuck out of my house.
>>4250402Hey Fluttershy fuck off
>>4250402>toot-rape
>tfw there's nothing to hang yourself from in your dorm room
Why aren't you drawing Dj Acid?
>>4250429Holy Shit! what do we do?
Koolaid Licking Old Niggers Dare Invite Klan Entities
>TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTS TOOT BUTTSQuality.
>>4250448Just jump.
>>4250424blaze it bitch
>>4250450But I already drew herThree timesWith three different styles
>>4250451it's simple.we kill the batmare
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332291?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4250419Facetious articulator creates extreme lassitude examples: story shit
>>4250457Farts are the bane of the general
>>4250457It wasn't like this extremist on /co/, I'm also getting tired of this shit.
>>4250448Just climb to the top of the tallest building on campus and jump off. It will be much more dramatic.
>>4250451[x] Genuflect
>>4250468That Harley scares me
>>4250468Okie Doki Loki
>>4250448Suicide by cop.
>>4250457Maybe we should wait these last few days before the hiatus ends...It won't hurt this place too much will it?...
>>4250424I thought that was going to be feels. Fuck you anon.
WHEN IS THE LATEST GRAVITY FALLS BEING UPLOADED
>>4250483She is also voiced be Tara
I wish Tootsanon would go.
>>4250421yes my queen
Dude Only On Killing Situations
>>4250501>Still no 720p.IT'S BEEN A FUCKING WEEK GOD DAMN IT.
>>4250506I know. That scares me even more.
>>4250461>>4250480I don't really want that kind of attention, plus I can't deal with the thought of someone having to deal with my body if it gets like, disfigured or messy or whatever.>>4250490What is this exactly? I've heard of it before, but haven't looked into ti.
>>4250506tara strong voices everyone
I wish you guys would ignore fartsanon so he gets bored of posting.But you won't. Because you fuckers will never learn.
>>4250421>le fursuited chrysalis man driving a convertible face
>>4250520You wave a gun shaped object at a cop and get them to shoot you to death.Of course, with the invention of tasers you'll have to try a lot harder to die from it.
>>4250388Draw dash, I don't think I've seen you draw her. I bet it would be cute
>>4250388That's good. Would you be up for a draw request?
>>4250523shhhshshshshsNight thread soon
>>4250520It's when you get the cops to kill you by doing something that's threatening to othersIt's like the worst way to kill yourself because it ruin's someone else's day at best and at worst you end up in prison
>>4250520You run into a fat cop at 120 km/h
>>4250520Then jump off a bridge. That ay your body will be washed out to see.I would appreciate it if you left a note saying "Die Cis Scum" at the scene.Thanks.
>>4250523But you're...
>>4250540That's where the farts were born
>>4250554toot
>>4250561Horrible
>>4250561Those are some long-ass legsI like it
Legally Emulated Transient Human
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332291?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeHave you checked your maf privilege today?
>>42505610/1
>Scheduled delivery: Monday, 09/03/2012, By End of DayHow is My Little Package General doing?
>>4250523That's why because people that get off to farts started coming here and for some reason they found a place in the "night threads" (by the way, there wasn't this "fight" between daytime and nighttime threads before, I don't get it). Back on /co/ we enjoyed fetishes, we enjoyed porn, but what the hell happened to this place?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332291?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>HorseCode: man now I wanna suck off my cat
>>4250581>Inb4 Hiatus.
>>4250581/mlp/ happened to this place
Does anybody have a picture of Pinkie where her neck is rotated a bunch of times
>tfw lifting weights while browsing MLPGDOYU WOULD BE PROUD
What pone episode should i watch /co/?
>>4250579are you saying my dick's small
>>4250581You're still enjoying your fetishes and porn, in general MLPG hardly changed.
>>4250541>>4250532I wouldn't want to put someone through that kind of thing, them knowing that they killed me because I wanted to die, instead of me actually being a threat.I just want to die in peace and have the least amount of individuals involved as possible.
> You know what I hate? Audible character heartbeats in games. I can't deal with that. It's too stressful. I start breathing harder and I start to feel my own blood rushing as I start pondering the possibility that somehow—despite all logic—I'm about to suffer a heart attack. I mean, listen to my heart (which is now also audible!) go, feel that chest tighten! Ugh.Wow.i thought I'm the only one with this autism.
>>4250599That one about checking your privilege from season 3
>>4250581fetishes were never like this. I don't want to argue.
>>4250606Unlike most of people here, I still come here for the occasional pony discussion.
>>4250599Owl's Well That Ends Well
>>4250593
>>4250599Dog and Pony Show
>>4250606Don't know about you but I don't come here for the porn.
>>4250624>Unlike most of people here,you sound like a faggot and your shits all retarded
>>4250640wot
>>4250641English please.
>>4250624I come here for show discussion, ponies, news/production team stuff. That's it.
>>4250640Is that fucking Second Life?
>>4250640I don't like this a lotLike a whole lot
>>4250605Yes, and that it will arrive to my house on Monday. I hope you're ready.
>>4250635>go on netflix and click play next episode>its Dog and Pony Showanon... how did you know?
>>4250640
Okay okay...it turns out that Fluttershy tooting on your was only a dream...no, a nightmare! And once you rub the sleep away from your eyes you see it is just Pinkie Pie in the corner of your room strumming a bass. "Oh hi, Pinkie. Boy am I glad to see you! I had the worst dream...." you start to explain.But the pink horse calmly gets up, sets down her bass, and slinks over to you, sliding under the covers and pressing her warm body next to yours. "..it was horrible...Fluttershy was tooting on me..." you whisper."Shhhhhhhhh" Pinkie holds a hoof up to your lips. "Toot? That's gross! Let's not think about that silly dream anymore. Right now, let's just sex~"You feel your penis getting rock hard. "Just, sex with you Pinkie? You're not going to eat me or toot on me or suddenly grow 500+ lbs or anything weird?""Nope." replies the pink horse, positioning herself cowgirl-style over your shaft. "Just vanilla interspecies sex for the rest of the night. How does THAT make you feel, anon?"
>>4250642>130942500585-fluorescent_pink_hor.jpg
>>4250640http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
>>4250655Link or dump plox
>>4250667I feel like vanilla
>>4250677>What is a deviantart filename
>>4250667I don't trust her. It's a changeling in disguise.
>>4250661Friendship is Magic
>>4250675Oh God, I totally forgot about this
>>4250675this music fits way too well with that gif
>>4250683That's not what I fucking asked.
>>4250684>It's a changling in disguiseClose enough god damn it. I'm not getting another chance to bone Pinkie.
>>4250675Did I just travel in time?
>>4250667>not having mint chocolate interspecies sex
>>4250694he is saying find it yourself
>>4250684Does that really matter?It's not like we're getting married tonight.She just wants to fuck
>>4250675Make it stop! Make it stop! I can't stop laughing!
>>4250705Which isn't what I asked.
>>4250712Anon, you're the laziest man on Mars
>>4250712And I'm asking you to go fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>4250683http://arofatamahn.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/
>>4250712Jesus, what a faggot.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332332?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4250697Would you not rather fuck coke pone?
>>4250725No need to samefag, not anon's fault if you are a retard.
>>4250725I hear ya, bro
>>4250667Teaches me right for treating mlpg like a personal blog.
>>4250720Oh yeah, well at least there's no Santa Claus
this is so cute. hngggg
> 621 items are waiting for your rating.yeah no fuck that
>>4250734>samefagGuess again.
>>4250742>plenko pa>ever not cute
>>4250742your cute
>>4250748Nah
>>4250735Hey, J man, when are ponies coming back?
>>4250742What was this horse's name again?
>>4250750If Pinkie is cutestand Rarity is prettiestwhat about the other 4
We farts yet?
>>4250742
>>4250765PONKI PAE
>>4250767
>>4250765Cotton Candy.
>>4250765Pulenke Pel
>>4250774>foof>foof
>>4250752
>>4250766Dash is sexiest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F2EB1oTusM
>>4250762Sorry, bro, even my dad doesn't know.
>>4250765David Blaine
>>4250772>>4250765>>4250750>Anon gets sent to Equestria>Can't say Pinkie's name correctly>Spends days on end with Pinkie trying to get him to pronounce it right
>>4250766most apples
>>4250768>ponko in charge of not looking at me through the screen and being a responsible and productive pony
>>4250785when she has her usual confidencebut when she lets her insecurities show?then she turns into cutest
>>4250792>=3 apples
Hey MLPG im writing a short story and the main character needs a namehelp me out here.
>>4250787This shouldn't be so funny
>>4250804Rover
>>4250765stinky dumb mud ponie # 43
>>4250766Applejack is silliest.
>>4250765Bubblecrotch
>>4250804Knick-Knack
>>4250803>All Applejack-related sound effects in season three are replaced with a voice saying the word "apples"
>>4250804Is it a pony or a human?
>>4250804Bob
Grape Quest tonight, right?
>>4250812das racist yo
>>4250822we FiW now
>>4250804Dark Sephiroth
>>4250804jaggujaques lakshimi salarahodon't ask. just do.
New Epic Horse Murder http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332332?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4250804Why not Zoidberg?
>>4250804Tony Hawk
>>4250832BUY SOME APPLES
>>4250766Pinkie is the cutestRarity is the most beautifulRainbow Dash is the prettiestApplejack is the sexiestTwilight is the most autisticFluttershy is the most boring
>>4250800its true
>>4250828RI pls go
>>4250824Pony
>>4250804Shadow the hedgehog
>>4250804Christian Weston Chandler
>>4250843
>>4250846pone should act more like pone
So Rainbow Dash flew all the way here from CloudsdaleAnd boy are her arms tired!
>>4250843Only Twilight and Rarity are correct
>>4250868that doesn't even make sense
>>4250871haha no
>>4250868Why would her arms be tired? Was she carrying something heavy?
>>4250843My nigga
>>4250868Bubbles pls
>>4250866Dash is horsiest horse
>>4250868
>>4250866Knock knock, motherfucker.
>>4250774ponchu pls
>>4250868I want to die
>>4250893dash needs the calories.
>>4250894Is this the birth of an epic new fandom? xD
>>4250827Yep.
>>4250908>newNigga pls
>>4250868I am going to kill you
>>4250907Calories? I guess that's why she's so hot headed
>>4250907Hardly
>>4250868>this man is writing a quest about a comedianNo wonder we suck!
>>4250926pls stop
>>4250907how would a pone use chopsticks?
>>4250935HOW can a pone use chopsticks?
>>4250935with great difficulty
>>4250868How haunted can a thread be?
>>4250935with her wingerstoo bad Dash isn't a very bright pony
>>4250940y-you too
>>4250935HoofgripDYEWTS
>>425095532.
>>4250935http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XlZh-BcgYVg#t=210s
>>4250928i just wanna lie underneath her and give her raspberries all damn day
>>42509552315161.6
>>4250962>4chanx takes 3 minutes to upload>duplicate entry!fuck
creeeeeeeeeak
>>4250932Speaking of whichFor anyone interested I will be continuing tonight in approximately an hour or so. Hopefully this one wont be so slow story wise. Buuuut I'm pretty much on my death bed at the moment, so actual updates may be a bit slow. Buuuuuut I'm also having a nice three day weekend so we can potentially get in three sessions this week
>>4250962But Dash is very bright, bright blue coat, rainbow mane, and her beautiful bright magenta eyes.
>>4250988Is... Is someone there?
>>4250935Willpower
>>4250907She's bulking
>>4250999those expressions are the best
>>4250997It's just Mrs. Cake on your bed.
>>4251011Or rather HER SKELETON
You are now remembering how many ads play on the hub
>>4250999But.She has a horn.
>>4251011>Mrs Cake on my bedIs she leaking milk?
>>425095557.7 spookygrams
>>4251034
Oh wow
>>4250999that's fucking cute
>>4251022Skeletons arent scaryNow a pony without a skeleton? That shit will make you jump out the window.
>>4251022Her BIG skeleton, then.
>>4250999>Getting Kill Bill vibesI know want to see Pai-mei training some caucasian ponies.
>>4251028Horns are for chumps, scrub.
>>4251042>tearing down barriers>enforcing stereotypes#yougogirl
gust of wind
>>4251043
>>4251030Yes.
>>4250827I wonder what kind of horrible, horrible shenanigans little Raisin will get herself into this time.
>>4251049>DRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>4251042She be all like
>>4250963Actually, I think you are right.Well, I'll be on my way now.
>>4251067What happened in the last few sessions? Been too busy to participate
>>4251059door slam
>>4251043>>4251060Is it that time again?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>4250940
Would you smell fluttershy's back door breeze?
*wwalks into thread*
>>4251042
>>4251091pin drop
>>4251106>not XpookyXcaryXkeletons.avireported
>>4251062Would you clean her teats with your tongue anon?
>>4251089Things were going really well, got greedy, AJ rounded us up as we concocted a story about AB being poisoned to try to get off the hook.The last bit may or may not be true since she handled some mysterious flowers
>>4251022>not having a skeleton face>not spooking everyone 24/7>not free candy
>>4251110What type of reaction is that?
>>4251110Cheerilee is a good pone
>>4251143
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332391?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>All these hidden postsDo I want to know? Probably not.
>>4251120stepstepstep
>>4251152I will stop watching the show if this actually happens
>>4251143If that happened to me I'd have no choice but to become a supervillain
>>4251112
>>4251168I don't know, what are you filtering?
>>4251176some guy playing the bass in the building
>>4251168Thats a lot of vomit from one little filly
>>4251168I don't see anything bad
>>4251164>only making it 10
>>4251137>Wonderbolts filename>she isnt even pointing at anything.
>>4251132Clean them, suckle them, tweak them and milk them, massage them... You don't even need to ask, really.
>>4251184Tiarawhy, and the phrase Equestria Daily
>>4251176*wink* *wink* *wink*
>>4251199that's Big Mac's cum
>>4251168>filtering every trip for no reason >hurr why cant i see anything
Would you befriend Lyra and Derpy nonsexually?
>>4251220splurt
>>4251228Of course I would
>>4251228Yes
>>4251230squelch
>>4251230groan
>>4251230sensual moan~
hurr sex
>>4251206>Filename>Not related to sexget-a-load-of-this-guy
>>4251230*gurgle*
>>4251228Yes. Yes I would.
>>4251258spoiler
>>4251261le sex joke
well that went downhill fast
>>4251258fun police siren
>>4251230burp
>>4251228only a monster would not, they are both adorable.The real challenge would be Bonbon
toot
hahaha great
>>4251274What's even happening?
>>4251228Of course!
yeahgalo sengan
>>4251261those are for non pointing related images
T-TWILY!
>>4251292Absolutely nothing actually. And that's terrible
my uncle raped me
>>4251313I'd rub his belly
>>4251307
>>4251307GO____GOGO___GO__
>>4251308Makes sense
Sugarcube
I hope all of you die soon
DORKS
>>4251331>tfw Scratch will never be updated
ultimate meta joke
>>4251341Darling~
>>4251335____GOGO___GO GALO SENGEN
Spoilers make your car faster and more aerodynamic!
>Nobody will ever call you Sport
XDXDXDYOU GUYS SO FUNNA
We 2spooky now.
Bang.
Chill?
>>4251360city mouse~
>>4251353Scratch?
>>4251372
>>4251374stop yelling anon pone is sleeping
If you post in spoilers, skeletons won't hear you
THE GAME
>>4251382>Encouraging metaJust post
>>4251382YeahIt's a little 2spooky though
>>4251404Good movieVery underappreciated
>>4251403Neither will Marker
>>4251397Spoilers are so silencious
>>4251393an ask thing that LK doesi liked it
>>4251380>Not 5000x5000
where did everyone go?
>>4251403But doesnt the ear contain little bones?
>>4250817yes this one is perfect!now i just need a strawman argument that involes ponies...
come closer
>>4251437>Cropping the top off just to make it a squareworsethanhitler
>>4251441The skeletons got them
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1332418?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
This thread just got 20% spookier.
>>4251402What kind of reaction is that?
>>4251441I can't help but notice how incredibly arousing this gif is
MLPG - Threads about nothing
>>4251441mafia
>>4251445
>>4251441Shh! Lower your voice!
Stop using the spoiler function inappropriately.
>>4251441The skeletons got themLike the ones inside you right now
>>4251456>Wanting stretched pictures.Shut up, Mussolini.
>>4251403Quick, hes posting in spoilers! Get him boys!
>>4251469you were expecting show discussion? Too bad, it's me!
New thread when you're ready.>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492
>>4251485OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
>>4251487I would cheer her up with my dick
>>4251472Oooh are we doing a surprise party? I love parties!
>>4251471Twily's got some weird fucking fetishes.
>>4251485Time to do KARATE! How effective is a flying hammer kick on a skull?
>>4251503Thanks, anon, she needs a good laugh
I want to try drawing really hardcore gore stuffhow would such things make you feel MLPG?
Are you guys blind? Can't you fucking read? We already moved:>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492
>>4251654A little sad.
>>4251654Whatever floats your boat, dude. Can't guarantee you won't be chased out of town though.
>>4251654I would not like it, but I'm also trying to write brutal rape so its not like I have any reason to complain
>>4251690We're waiting for Raisin Quest you dumb nigger.
>>4251654Sad and terrible.
Hello again, questers, and welcome to another rousing session of Raisin Quest 4. Let's get our summary going and see what happens tonight, shall we?Last Time on Dried Grapes, Living Statue Quest:>Check to see if the Boulder Snake Statue has budged; no perceivable displacement noted>HUG HAYSEED, SAVE THE GAME (Save 2 = Day 1, Boulder Snake Statue, 6:30pm)>xXx Still out and about; Applejack fetches Applebloom for dinner xXx>Break the door into the Library, talk to Twilight; tell her that ‘LS’ isn’t a pony nor does he live in Ponyville>** Confirm that ‘LS’ is not a pony with Twilight; use the comparison between the Thank You Letter and the Love Letter as evidence **>-- Find out that the Boulder Snake must have come from the Whitetail River –>**Make sure that Sweetie Belle goes back to the Boutique to check in with Rarity**>Bump into Dad; go home with Scootaloo and invite her in for some dinner>Give Scootaloo a hug after dinner; nearly crush her with Golem Strength>--Write a letter addressed to the Mysterious Pony that sent you an unsigned letter, asking them to meet with you-->Trade out your 85 Bits with a Pack of Bubblegum>Exit house, place the letter under the doormat>Head towards Sweet Apple Acres to collect Applebloom>xXx Go knock on the front door to greet an angry Applejack; find out that Applebloom is grounded because Applejack found out she stole one of her Love Letters xXx>xXx Walk around the side of the house, leaving a hoofprint trail xXx
>>4252135>--A frisky Winona suddenly appears—>** Use your Twisted Iron Rod to distract her **>**Equip your Reinforced Boots to prevent creating a longer hoofprint trail**>Rush behind the Toolshed with Scootaloo>?? Turn around to sate a curiosity; see a small shiny silver object slide behind the Big Barn ??>Search around for a ladder; there are none in sight. The Toolshed is locked>--Big Mac starts moving a wagon in the distance; panic slightly-->Decide to combine Twisted Iron Rod with your Spool of Rope to make a Grappling Hook>Launch the Grappling Hook over a branch; Launch the Grappling Hook at Applebloom’s window (25% chance of successfully latching; succeeds)>**Applebloom acquired**>xXx Try to immediately recover the Grappling Hook (25% chance of successfully retrieving; fails). Rip off windowsill and cause a racket xXx>xXx Alerted AJ storms outside, already aware of the culprits xXx>xXx Try to outrun Applejack; Scootaloo and Applebloom split up and head for clubhouse xXx>Applejack lassos Raisin; rides her down a trail>** Mention that you were trying to free Applebloom so you could get her checked out for poisoning at Zecora’s. AJ is still irate**
>>4252152After catapulting a small stone pony into a nearby hill by using her own momentum , her Grappling Hook, and a nearby apple tree, Applejack leads the defeated filly back to the farm. The farmer is extremely disappointed with Raisins underhoofed behavior, especially considering that she’s saved Equestria on multiple occasions. Raisin tries to reason with Applejack before the cowpony hat sporting pony gets her parents involved.Things are looking a little rough on the first full day of Raisin’s adventure, but thankfully, she’s got some backup. That backup, of course, is you guys, the questers. Her guardian angels, so to speak. You can save her!Have fun and good luck! Raisin is counting on you! With the sun setting behind the mountains and a long, torn up orchard trail to backtrack, you follow Applejack as she marches you back to the farmhouse. You can hear her hooves hitting the dirt a little harder than a normal trot. She looks tensed up as she keeps her vision trained on the settling dust ahead. “What were ya’ll even thinkin’, not mentionin’ that my lil’ sister might be poisoned by some flower ya’ll went pickin’ in the Everfree Forest!” Applejack doesn’t turn back to even make eye contact with you. “Shoot, at this point it sounds like yer makin’ it all up!”“Well, I did mention i-“Applejack’s furious emerald eyes whip around to meet your cold, stony pupils. “Not when ya’ll first came to the door!” She glares at you before turning her head back to the path.
IT BEGINS
>All dem XsI-I'm sorry.
>>4252176"I thought you would be angry. Adults always seem to get angry or protective and mess things up when they try to help."
>>4252176Apologize and say that it was our fault AB was late and we pressured her into stealing AJ's letter. No sense to punish Tiny Apple.
>>4252176Say sorry yo
>>4252176"And if I'm not lying? And something happens to Applebloom?""Does this really sound like the sort of thing I would joke about?"
>>4252176Tell her there's a nefarious plot ahoof and that her secret admirer is a dragon who may or may not want to use her for nefarious means. Tell her that Zecora has an order form for arcane materials from the same LS. It even has identical handwriting if she still isn't convinced.
TIME AND INVENTORY CHECKNOWFAGET
>>4252299Does she even know that we know that she has a secret admirer?
>>4252176Apologize and tell Applejack that we were only trying to look out for her.
>>4252321The love letters are addressed to her.
>>4252308Jr pls.
>>4252233>>4252267>>4252273>>4252285>>4252327You hang your head low as you following Applejack's heavy gait. "...I'm sorry, Applejack... I didn't mean to seem as though I'm deceiving you..." You pause, clearing a metaphorical lump out of your throat. It's more out of habit, but it still feels like swallowing has cleared something. "We were really worried about Applebloom and we didn't want to have all of our future adventures cancelled over one little... well... possibly really big mistake."Applejack doesn't seem to be too talkative. Your hooves patter behind hers as she holds her peace. Suddenly, she lets out a sigh. "Ya'll know better than ta keep secrets like that. If she really is poisoned, she needs ta get on over to Zecora's pronto." She sounds a little less mad after your sincere apology, but her gait is still pretty heavy.She takes in a deep breath. "We're gonna talk with yer parents first, then ah'll make sure Applebloom talks ta Zecora.">>4252308GAME INFO:TIME: 9:00pmINVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Smaller Spool of Rope, Satchel + Pack of Bubblegum, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Rope (tied to us)Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), StompstarterSweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Lamp OilScootaloo: CMC Cape, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up Dust
>>4252434Tell her that we might not have time. If our guess is right Applebloom has until midnight. If we go back to our parents that might delay us too long and the longer we wait the more monsters are going to be awake in the Everfree forest.
>>4252434"About that. How about you accompany me to the clubhouse, THEN talk to my parents? I have a really bad feeling that something bad is going to happen as soon as the sun sets."
>>4252434Shouldn't we take Applebloom to Zecora first ?Time may be of the essence.
>>4252494Yeah. Use this to make her not waste time with our parents. Specifically mention that the flower was called Midnight Widow and you think that might be for a reason.
>>4252434Stress how important it is that Applebloom gets to Zecora immediately.
>>4252494>>4252524>Midnight WidowYeah, definitely mention this.
>>4252518We have to. Otherwise she might ded and that would ruin our no fatality run.
>>4252494 Thriding notionAlso >>4252524
>>4252494>>4252524>>4252552>>4252563>>4252578You boldly move up ahead to get closer to Applejack. "Hey, I know I messed up, alright? Judging by the name of that suspicious flower... MIDNIGHT Widow... we might not have much time. We need to make sure she's alright first."Applejack starts to look a little perturbed again. "Are ya'll just tryin' to get out of trouble with yer folks now? Ah never even heard of a flower like that.""No, no... really, that's what it's called! It was really hard to find and... okay, Applebloom handled it and I think she might have gotten poisoned by it."Applejack looks you over. "...and ya'll delivered them ta Zecora already, right?""Well yeah! We were there earli-""Did she mention that any of the flowers ya picked might be poisonous?" Applejack asks."...uh... well, no...""Then how do ya know if it's poisonous? She woulda said somethin' if they were dangerous.""Uh... umm..."
>>4252634"Well, it's not like I can be poisoned for obvious reasons."
>>4252634"She seemed kind of scared when we told her we picked all of them. She also told us that she normally hired professionals to get them for her."
>>4252634I think we were kind of distracted. We were attacked by a griffin near her hut and helped her bring it in to nurse it back to health. I think something really weird is going on."
>>4252634Do >>4252692. AB only handled them for a while at our house. When we went to her we were the ones carrying them.
>>4252634Tell her that she can come with you and that we'll even help on the farm if she joins us for a little while. She can speak to our parents after we're sure Applebloom is fine.
>>4252634Tell her that we don't recall telling Zecora that Applebloom had the flowers in her mouth.
>>4252649Mention this. It's plausible why she didn't say anything.
We are wasting a lot of time.AB is sleepy, scoots is sleepy, Sweetie Belle is Sleepy, AND we don't NEED them right now. This is information gathering time.I vote we drop it, and head to the mountains and investigate the guys house.Alone.
>>4252786Are you drunk?That's just begging for trouble.
>>4252692this could work
>>4252786AJ is strong though. She'll definitely hinder our progress if we try walking away now.Besides, you don't really want to see poor little Applebloom die slowly from poison creeping through her veins, do you?
>>4252798From what? We're basically invulnerable, and loading is a death away.What are we gaining from spending all this time here?
>>4252825AJ's a hardworking earth pony. She could definitely size up to us in terms of strength.
>>4252786But we should drink the elixir and tell Pinkie Pie it's the snake's birthday first.
>>4252634Do what >>4252723 says to do and say.
>>4252825being in too big of a rush is sure to get us killedwe need to know when to sprint and when to walk
>>4252692>>4252723>>4252806>>4252867"She seemed kind of scared when we told her we picked all of them. She also told us that she normally hired professionals to get them for her."Applejack maintains her eye contact with you. You can feel her gaze as though it were searching through your eyes, making sure you're telling the truth. "Could she be scared because ya'll went really deep in the forest?""She probably was worried about that, but...">>4252649>>4252768>>4252756"...I obviously can't get poisoned anymore... and we didn't tell Zecora that Applebloom carried the flowers for a little while."Applejack's eyes continue to look around yours. Her expression goes from a hard, gritty concern to a pale worry. "...yer not lyin'...""No ma'am."She stops in the middle of the darkening path. Her air of confidence seems to be diminished as she realizes that your concerns are perfectly genuine. "...alright, ya'll win. Ah don't want my lil' sis being poisoned by some forest petunias." The dusty mare stares you down."Alright, Raisin; where did she and Scoots get off to?" Applejack seems willing to listen. As the sun sets, you feel a wave of anxiety rush over you. You dread to think what will happen to your friend if your suspicious are correct.APPLEJACK has joined your party... for now.
>>4252897Lead her to the rendezvous point and meet up with the others.We need to get Applebloom to Zecora's, stat.
>>4252897Go to the clubhouse and tell her thanks for believing us.
>>4252924This.Also, check AJ's inventory.
>>4252897To the clubhouse
>>4252897Everyone said they were meeting at the clubhouse, right? Let's head there first, then rush to Zecora's hut.
>>4252924Maybe she'll be more willing to believe what we say if she sees the feral griffin.
>>4252897To the clubhouse, where we'll find them, all our meat-sack pony friends
>>4252965Haha, do this.I know your sneaky sneakiness Jr.
>>4252897Tell her that they are at the clubhouse, but she should hang back so they don't get scared and run off.
>>4253019Holy shit yeah.
>>4253019also this
>>4252924>>4252971>>4252977>>4252994"We were all planning on meeting up at the clubhouse at around 8... they're probably there right now."Applejack jumps over the fence lining the side of the orchard trail. "Then we ain't got no time to lose! Get a move on, filly!" "Hold up! They'll get spooked if you get there first!""Then try an keep up!" She bolts up ahead, cutting through the orchard and heading to the clubhouse. Quickly, you try to climb through the fence, but end up busting through it. Not wanting to waste another moment, you charge after Applejack, your thunderous hooves smashing the grassy Earth as you sprint.You see Applejack getting close to the treehouse, hanging back just a little ways as you get closer. When you trot up to her side, she calls out. "Applebloom! Applebloooom! Get down here, fast!"There's no response from the clubhouse.>>4252965>>4253005GAME INFO:INVENTORY:Applejack: Cowpony Hat, Lasso
>>4253151"APPLEBLOOM, IT'S ALRIGHT! WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU TO ZECORA'S IN CASE YOU GOT POISONED WHEN YOU HELD THOSE FLOWERS. AJ ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR AS MAD AT YOU AS SHE IS AT ME!"
>>4253151Tell them to come out. Let them know you're there.
>>4253151Shout that everything is all right and that we need to get to Zecora's quick.
>>4253151call out to them too. of coruse they wouldn't answer if their sister came callingtell them we need to get applebloom to Zecora's
>>4253198Seconding this.If there's still no response, tell AJ to go up there and pray they didn't take off without us.
>>4253246I just hope they're not sleeping.Also. Raid the clubhouse for a lamp.
>>4253264OH YEAH.Can't forget about this. It's going to be dark and spooky without some sort of light now.
>>4253264WE KNOW THERE'S A LAMP IN THE CLUBHOUSE JR. IT'S CANON AS SEEN IN THE SHOW. DON'T TRY TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE YOU FAGGOT.
>>4253198>>4253201>>4253217>>4253222>>4253246"Guys! C'mon! Everything is all right! Come on out!"There still doesn't seem to be an immediate response from the clubhouse. As you look through the windows, you see a bouncy pink and purple mane through the panes. As Sweetie Belle looks down at you and AJ, she immediately ducks back down. "No, really! We're cool! Applebloom, you need to get down here immediately! We've gotta get you over to Zecoras stat!"After a small silence, you hear Applejack shout. "Now! Yer not in trouble... not yet! Stop foolin' around and get down here!"A crimson mane peeks out of the doorway. "Why do Ah have ta go to Zecoras?"Scootaloo pops out. "...yeah, what's going on?"The trio look confused as they head out to the ramp, concerned now with the tone that Applejack has taken. "What's goin' on? This isn't a trick, is it?" Applebloom looks suspiciously your way.Applejack suddenly casts you an evil eye. "...how come none of them seem to know what yer talkin' bout, Raisin?"
>>4253360"You know those flowers you grabbed for a moment in my house? One of them was apparently called Midnight Widow! I'm just really scared!"
>>4253360"Applebloom, remember when you held those flowers in your mouth? I think you might be poisoned and one of them was called Midnight Widow so we have to get you to Zecora's fast!"
>>4253360Quickly explain what's going on and tell them to grab the lamp.
>>4253360"We've been on a totally unrelated adventure and it slipped my mind I guess. Sorry."
>>4253406ESPECIALLY DON'T FORGET THIS.Applejack can hold it so she's sure we don't run off and stay by her.
>>4253406>>4253415Do it quickly though. Time is of the essence.
>>4253406Be sure to have the CMC grab it. Don't want to end up breaking the clubhouse floor because of semantics.
>>4253380>>4253392>>4253415You swallow hard, slightly nervous with Applejack's menacing gaze. You're glad that you don't perspire anymore... you feel as though you'd be sweating bullets right now."U-h.." Your voice cracks. "Applebloom, remember those flowers we picked for Zecora?"The little red mane nods. "Yeah?""One of them was called 'Midnight Widow', remember? I think it might have been poisonous!""Wouldn't Zecora had said someth-" Applebloom stops and looks over at Applejack. "O-Oh! Now that you mention it, Ah have been feelin' a tad weird... ooooOOooohh..." She nudges Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle."Oh, right! She's had some... uh... her stomach has been really bugging her. She's tweaking out!" Scootaloo adds.Applejack seems too worried to care. "C'mon Applebloom, hop on. We've gotta get ya'll to Zecora before it's too late!">>4253451>>4253440>>4253406"Hold on. The forest is going to be really dark right now..."Applebloom pulls an empty Lamp out of her Saddlebags. "Waaaay ahead of you, Raisin... ooooOooohh... my stomach..."Applejack meets her halfway up the ramp and puts her up on her back. "Ya'll little fillies stay right here. We'll be back in no time. Applebloom, fire up that Lamp.">Anything to add/intervene?
>>4253360"I'm not exactly known for filling people in on what's going on..."
>>4253520>tweaking outIsn't Scoots a bit young to know that phrase?
>>4253520tell them not to leave the clubhouse no matter what.we can't risk them leaving and something happening to them.
>>4253559oh no wait I misread. she's talking to us too.disregard that
>>4253520Tell Scoots and Sweetie to get some rest. We might be still adventuring once we get the poison thing sorted out.
>>4253542GAME INFO: Scootaloo probably learned the slang from Rainbow Dash as a result of stalking her. Being head of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club, she needs to stay hip on the latest Rainbow Dash slang and jargon.
>>4253520Can we get an inventory check again?
>>4253542It's Scootaloo, are you really surprised?
>>4253520Have Applebloom carry the lamp in her mouth and have Applejack keep her lasso at the ready. Tell the girls that they should probably go home for the night. Use eyeblink code to ask them to get our mail tomorrow in case we are grounded.
>>4253585Yeah, assuming we aren't totally fucked over we might want to tell them to stay at the clubhouse and nap so that they'll have more energy for late night shenanigans.
>>4253601GAME INFO:INVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Smaller Spool of Rope, Satchel + Pack of Bubblegum, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Rope (tied to us)Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), Stompstarter, Lamp (Empty)Sweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Lamp OilScootaloo: CMC Cape, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up Dust
>>4253624GAME INFO:INVENTORY:Applejack: Cowpony Hat, Lasso, ApplebloomThere we go
>>4253614...We have an eyeblink code?
>>4253520>>4253624Tell Sweetiebelle to give Applejack the extra lamp oil.
>>4253624Trade the sack of bubblegum with lamp oil.
>>4253624Give Applejack the lamp oil if she has the space. What is her carrying capacity?
>>4253670>>4253692GAME INFO: Applejack would be unable to carry this item. Her Cowpony Hat can only store 1 item, which it is currently storing her Lasso.
>>4253660Yes. Jr told us about it during Raisin Quest 3.
>>4253520Tell her you want to come with.As the one who should have been carrying the flowers the entire time, it feels like Applebloom's safety is our responsibility.We don't want to lose a friend because of our own stupid mistake.Not again.
>>4253730META INFO: Damn you're good. Excellent memory, sir Anon.
>>4253701Then swap with sack of bubblegum.
>>4253701AhThen we should trade Sweetie the bubblegum for the lamp oil.
>>4253743...We weren't going? I thought it was given that AJ was dragging us along too.
>>4253763I hope you're right.Just in case though. Because it seems like the sort of thing Jr would do to try to hinder us.
>>4253520Tell her that we're going wit her. We have lots of experience in the forest and it will help to have a stone pony with her if she runs into monsters.>>4253701Give Sweetie Belle the bubblegum and take the lamp oil and keep it in our satchel.>>4253744Thanks.
>>4253730That feel when new player. I should read it.
>>4253624Swap oil with sack of bubblegum, then fill lamp with sufficient oil.
>>4253804Oh yeah. Voting for using oil on lamp then lighting it because DM is a dick.
>>4253804We might have to do this.
>>4253673>>4253747>>4253756>>4253804While you have some time, you motion Sweetie down the ramp quick. "Hey, I'll trade you that Lamp Oil for some Bubblegum."Sweetie gives you an affirmative nod. "Roger, Raisin!" She hands you a small flask as you pass your Satchel and Bubblegum her way. She stores it carefully in her Saddlebag. "By the way, great work thinking up an excuse. I thought you guys were gonna get super-grounded for sure!"You look her square in the eyes. She's taken aback. "...oh... she might actually BE poisoned?"You simply nod.>>4253777>>4253774>>4253743As Applejack prepares to storm off, you shout. "WAIT!"Your volume makes her hesitate. "What is it? We'll be right back, Ah promise.""I'm coming with you.""Ya'll are in enough trouble already! Ya'll stay right put!" She glowers at you. "...them flowers better be real or Ah swear..." Her cold glance pierces your eyes."...not gonna get far without a lit Lamp in the pitch black Everfree Forest, are you?"The mare stops. She looks around, realizing that Applebloom and her own inventories are completely full. Unable to trade out any inventory items, she kicks the ground. "Ah fine... since ya'll got the Lamp Oil. Fill it up and give it a light. We haven't a moment to lose!"Quickly, you fill up the Lamp with a healthy supply of Lamp Oil. Your Lamp Oil flask is now empty."C'mon! Keep up, Raisin!" Applejack darts off towards the road."Alright, you guys just chill. Be right back."
>>4253920Try to keep after her.
>>4253920Jump on her back
>>4253920Follow Applejack. Try to be aware of any creepy noises.
>>4253920I sincerely hope that following AJ is a good idea and that we weren't supposed to stay behind and do more investigating shenanigans.
>>4253990We're fucked this run pretty much at this point. We should probably just make sure AB is fine and whether or not it really IS poison for future runs.
>>4253920Keep up with her.
>>4253962I think AJ doesn't want to be paralyzed for life.
>>4253990FUCKTHE PARANOIAIT RETURNS
>>4253990I think that investigating during the night when there might be a snake made out of stone wandering around may be a bad ideawe should be there to confirm that AB is safe
>>4253940>>4253971>>4253990>>4254044"...yeah, we'll just wait here." Scootaloo kind of mumbles to herself.As the sun begins to completely set and trade places with the moon, your hooves dig into ground. You start chasing after Applejack. With a brilliant shower of sparks, you see the Lamp fire up. Applebloom is still groaning on Applejack's back. You follow the flickering flame as your small party runs down the road. You pass your house in a few minutes, then start booking it through town. Passing by the creepy Snake Statue, you find yourself keeping pretty good pace with the farmer and her sister.A storm seems to be coming together. You're not sure, but you swear that you see Rainbow Dash arranging some dark clouds high up above town. It's typical to do them late at night when the Pegasi are all on schedule.Following Applejack, you rush passed Fluttershy's house. You're not sure what it is, but you have an odd sensation that you're being followed. Very faintly, you hear the flapping of wings... you pray that it's not an owl...>Continue to Zecora's?
>>4254127Take a quick look behind us and keep going.
>>4254127Peek over your shoulder and see what's following you.Then keep going.
>>4254127Ask Applejack if she hears flapping.
>>4254127Make sure that if we trip we will hit a tree or bush instead of a pony then look over our shoulder really quick.
>>4254127Look around and keep going.
>>4254163Be sure to do it really quick and then turn back towards AJ to make sure we don't lose her.
>>4254127 inb4 death.
>>4254155>>4254163>>4254208You decide to take a look over your shoulder. To your horror, an extremely nasty looking Great Horned Owl is flying just above you. Two piercing yellow eyes glare down at you, filling your soul with perfect anxiety. A fear and panic overtake you as you trip over your stony hooves. >>4254184As you slide to a halt, you make sure to kick off toward a bush. It does little to slow you to a stop. You dig your hooves into the path, trying to get out of there as fast as possible. You look about, watching the owl perch near Fluttershy's house. You keep an eye on it as you right yourself quick.Looking ahead, you see that Applejack is already a ways into the woods. The glow of the lamp is a little firefly in the distance. It's not much further to Zecora's now.You make up for lost time, darting into the woods. As you continue, you hear a scream. Applebloom sounds terrified. Your thunderous stomping causes something to dash off into the bushes quick.Making your approach, you notice that Applejack is gone. Applebloom is calling out for her; you're not but a few hundred feet from Zecora's Hut."Applejack! APPLEJACK!! Come back!!" Applebloom sounds terrified.You hear the creature you scared going deeper into the woods. It sounds like a struggle.
>>4254308Tell Applebloom to head to Zecora's and then follow the creature, Applejack may be in trouble.
>>4254308Tell Applebloom to get to Zecora's.And then go investigate the struggle.
>>4254308Yell for Applebloom to run to Zecora's hut. After that move towards the scuffle, but make sure that we can stop instead of running over both Applejack and the monster.
>>4254373>>4254375>>4254387Pretty much these three.
>>4254308I immediately regret everything.
>>4254308ded Applajackded ApplebloomBut no dead us. The curse's true horror.
>>4254373>>4254375>>4254387You snap your head towards Applebloom. "Run! Get to Zecora's now!" Your air of authority reverberates off her shaking form. She shakes her head fast and bolts toward Zecora's, taking the Lamp with her.Quickly, you lose no time in darting into the bushes. As you follow the sound of the struggle, you realize that it's becoming hard to see. You can hear Applejack in the distance.Suddenly, you tumble down a small hill. When you thump into the ground at the bottom, you see a pair of beaming yellow eyes fixated on a set of furrowed emeralds. You can hear Applejack kicking and punching something... it sounds like dried branches. She's grunting a bit as though she's being hurt.All around you, Applejack, and her assailant, some more eyes begin to emerge from the darkness. It's nearly pitch black down here, but the eyes of everyone down here seem to ignore the absence of light. They nearly glow, including Applejack's. Yours probably do not, considering they're made of stone.
>>4254482HAVE FAITH! IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS!
>>4254534Timberwolf?Watch out for others.
>>4254534Tell Applejack that we got her back!
>>4254564If it's a timberwolf, we're already dead. The pack has us surrounded, probably.
>>4254534Get in there and turn whatever is attacking Applejack into kindling.
>>4254534PUNCH THE WOLF
>>4254564Look around for other emerald eyes. Tell Applejack to watch her sides. They might flank her.
>>4254534Punch everyone that's not AJ.
>>4254628PUNCH IT
Jr, does the death of an NPC also result in a forced load of one of our saves?I couldn't bear telling AB her sister got torn apart.
>>4254681No.Pinkie died before and it did nothing.Though that was different rules...
>>4254578>>4254617>>4254628>>4254649>>4254671You aim straight for the yellow eyes near Applejack and lunge forward, stiff-hoofing the creature that's attacking her. You hear a hollow but fierce explosion of noise as though a tree just burst apart. Applejack looks around, unable to see anything."Raisin!? Raisin is that you!? Please be Raisin, please!" The young farmer pleads as she searches about blindly, feeling for your hooves."It's me! Stay close, there's more!"Applejack winces and whines as she crawls toward the safety of the ledge by your side. You back up, keeping your six o'clock toward the slope. The yellow eyes seem to ignore you, staring straight at Applejack."We gotta get out of here... fast..." Applejack tries to maintain her voice, but it falters slightly. You can tell she's been hurt.Another set lunge for Applejack. You deftly deny it, headbutting toward the eyes. You hear another loud crunch, but it's followed quickly by whimpers. The others seem to move in tighter, moving in unison.
>>4254681>>4254735GAME INFO: The death of an NPC will not trigger a reload. You must trigger the reload yourself or somehow die during the course of your adventure.
>>4254752INVENTORY CHECKWe have to have something, ANYTHING we can use right now.
>>4254752Tell Applejack to get behind us. We have to have each other's 6 so none of us can be back attacked.
>>4254777GAME INFO:INVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Smaller Spool of Rope, Empty Flask, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Grappling Hook + Rope (tied to us)Applejack: Cowpony Hat
>>4254752What did Granny Smith use to get away from them? I can't remember.
>>4254752Break the wolves if they try and get close. Stomp on the ground and try to make some noise to scare them off.
>>4254831Does the grappling hook still have a chunk of window stuck to it ?We could use that as a weapon.
>>4254831How heavy is the royal medallion? Could we perhaps give it to Applejack to swing around like a morning star if she's too weak to kick?
>>4254838Yes, stomp and quake. Be sure to tell AJ so she doesn't get distracted either.
>>4254831Maybe we could do this>>4254862, except instead of the medal we use the rope and ourselves.
>>4254861If we can give it to AJ without losing our guard, we should.
>tfw late to Raisin>get here in the midst of dramaPANIC
>>4254862GAME INFO: The Royal Medallion is a lightweight piece of jewelry that bears the Royal Sisters in brilliant silver and gold holding a massive gem with engravings upon it signifying sacrifice, valor, and honor. Currently, there is no light to gleam off of it's surface.
>>4254878Applejack's the one who needs protecting. We can watch her back without any weapon, but if AJ's hurt she needs anything she can use. The grappling hook is god since she can swing it around and cover a wide area.
>>4254861GAME INFO: The windowsill is no longer attached to the Grappling Hook + Rope. It came off when AJ used the Grappling Hook to hook you onto a tree and stop you in your tracks.
>>4254834She made a bunch of noise. We need to make noise to drive them off.
>>4254934Stomp our hooves on the ground repeatedly like Donkey Kong?
>>4254934Then I second the notion of stomping the ground and yelling. Just yell to AJ so she know what we're doing.
>>4254922I mean like she grabs the rope, which is attached to us, and then swings it around and use our heavy ass as a weapon to destroy all of those circling wolves with the momentum.Actually that's a retarded idea, forget it.
>>4254831What happened to AJs lasso?We should give her our rope
>>4254952These wolves are rustling our jimmies, that's for sure.
>>4254954>>4254952>>4254934>>4254877>>4254838You feel terrified... not for yourself, but for Applejack. She may have been really angry and impatient with you before, but you worry for her life. Keeping her close, you look at the hungry eyes circling you. There seems to be no way out. Applejack's breathing becomes shallow as she gulps hard."...looks like... this is it..." She quivers and shakes.An overwhelming sense of urgency rushes through your stony body. With a loud yell, you rear back up and slam your forelegs into the ground. The menacing eyes suddenly jump 3 feet in the air, then scurry backwards. You slam again, hearing Applejack bounce off the ground. The eyes falter and look about, then disappear. In an instant, their yowling fills the forest as they make an escape. One whimpering monster lays not too far off... probably the one you headbutted."Raisin... Ah..." She pauses. "...Ah owe you my life..." Applejack's hoof rests up on your back.The forest seems to have fallen relatively silent... all but for the distant 'hoo' of an owl. You're thankful that it's too dark to even think about looking for it in the trees above.>>4254984GAME INFO: Before you ran up behind Applejack, she had lasso'd one of the fiends. When you ran up, you must have startled it. Her being lasso'd to it, it very quickly dragged her off down the ditch.
>>4255081Get her to Zecora's, fast.AJ's going to need patching up.
>>4255081Tell her to stay right behind us and ask her if she knows the way back to the trail.
>>4255081HAHA SWEET VICTORY.At this point I kind of don't want to turn Raisin back
>>4255081For once I don't immediately regret everything.
>>4255081"We need to get back to safety!"
>>4255081Get back to Zecora's hut. If we can't remember which direction we came from call for Zecora.
>>4255081Follow the hoots of the owl. Maybe it's Owloycius or whatever the fuck he's called.
>>4255126At this point, I'm not sure if we can even do that sidequest now.
>>4255155Do this. she's probably out looking for us and might even have a light source.
>>4255110>>4255148>>4255155"We need to get to Zecora's Hut. You sound like you're hurt."Applejack lays by your side. "Nah, Ah'm fine. It'll take more than a'couple a Timberwolves to keep this mare down..." She attempts to stand, but quickly falls over. She cries slightly in pain. "...jus' gimme a second ta catch my wind..."As you prepare to carry her toward safety, you realize the step slope behind you is covered in mud. It's not letting you get any traction. "Darn... thought I could just tank charge up this thing...""Ah can't see a thing... Ah have no idea where we fell..." Applejack tries to stand again, hitting the ground once more. "Dangit! One of them nipped my back legs! Ah don't think Ah can rightly walk!"You hear some rustling from up above on the ridge.
>>4255155No don't do that, we don't want more attention on us
>>4255155Good idea.
>>4255248The noise is what drove the timberwolves away.
>>4255261And we have no idea what else could be lurking in here. Besides, I don't think us calling Zecora will scare them, it was more the cacophony of our stomping
>>4255245Tell Applejack to lean on our back for support. Call out for Zecora.
>>4255245Ask who's there
>>4255245Oh fuck I hate thisI say we call up to the rustling and take a chance and hope it's benign
>>4255245Stay quiet.Wait until either you hear a voice, or the sound grows further away.
>>4255245Shout up for help.
>>4255276We can't pass this attempt at rescue up. If it's another monster, we'll just have to deal with it. Otherwise, we have no hope of getting back up the slope.
>>4255327Maybe we could use our grappling hook to snag on something up the slope.
>>4255245Stay quiet, if it's our friends they'll probably call out.
>>4255327Maybe we could give Applejack the spool of rope and ask her to form a lasso with it, lasso something up the slope, drag ourselves up using the rope and then pull her up after we get to the top.
>>4255351We would still have no way of pulling ourselves up the rope.
>>4255081Tell Applejack to hold onto our back and tell the rustling thing that if it is planning on eating us it's in for a surprise.
>>4255370We not strong enough to pull ourselves up?
We need a signal that our friends will be able to recognise for situations like theseDo we have one?
>>4255399Are we? We're really heavy.
>>4255284>>4255288>>4255297You notice the rustling of leaves. Feeling confident from your shutdown of that entire group of Timberwolves, you shout up above. "Who's there?!"A pair of glowing green eyes pops up. "Ah ha! I found zem! Quickly! Zis vay!" An unfamiliar male calls out into the darkness. "My my... zou don't look anyzing like I ree-member...""I said 'who's there'?!"The eyes jump. "Oh! Yes, right, of courz! I am called Harry. You remember ven I vas cuckoo earlier, yes? And zou gave me zose app-els?"As a Lamp light nears the ledge, you see the mangy coat of the griffin you helped earlier fade into view."...you?!"Zecora breathes a sigh of relief and asks if you and Applejack are alright. Harry buts in, saying that Applejack appears to be hurt."Do zou have a... uh... it is... twisted, long... can climb it..." Harry fumbles."A rope?""Yes! Do zou have von?" The griffin looks a bit crazy still, but Zecora seems to be okay with him near her.
>>4255399The rope would probably rip out whatever it's snagged on or break.
>>4255439Oh my god.She's french.Kill her when nobody's looking.
>>4255439Warn him about the hook on the end and then toss it to the left of him and Zecora.
>>4255439Tell them we have a rope and try to throw it up. Ask them how we can get out though. The rope can support AJ, but definitely not us.
>>4255439I don't trust this guy at all. I guess we'll have to throw him the rope but I don't like it one bitWe're still going to have to find another way back up though
>>4255459>she'sHe, fuck.
>>4255439toss up the grappling hook. tell them to look out first though; don't want to bonk them by mistake
>>4255439Ask if we can get flown up because it wouldn't support us.
>>4255439Tell them to watch out. We just scattered a group of timberwolves and they may be regrouping.
>>4255504That griffin might be too weak to hold up a filly made of granite. Still, he might be able to help if we climb the rope at the same time. Distribution of forces and whatnot.
>>4255487We saved his life.I imagine he's fairly grateful.
>>4255484Seconding warning. I know you're a dick like that Jr.
>>4255535Eh, I don't like the vulnerability we'll be in after throwing him the rope and hoping he pulls up AJ. If it comes to it, I'm sure he could incapacitate Zecora tooAround Griffons never relax
>>4255557>All my racial stereotypes are here>and AJ is here too!
>>4255486>>4255487>>4255502You untie the Grappling Hook from around your waist and toss the hooked end to the left of Harry. He moves in the way to catch it, unaware of it's incredible weight.>>4255543>>4255484"Careful! It's heavy!"He sidesteps toward Zecora, letting the hook dig into the ground near the bush. It's weight helps the two loops at the hook end dig in deeply under the soil. "Zou vern't kidding..." Harry stomps on it a couple of times, making sure it's firmly planted. "It is gute! Come up!"You let Applejack get a hold of it first. You finally see her when the light pours down the ridge. There are a ton of long, jagged wooden splinters buried into the sides of her rearlegs. She's taken care not to remove or disturb them too much. She's bleeding a little bit... the sight of blood somehow still manages to make you a bit queasy. Carefully, she pulls herself up."Applejack!" Applebloom shouts as her sister gets firmly planted up on the ridge. "Applejack, you're hurt!""Yeah, but Ah'm alive.. thanks to Raisin." She tips her hat as she looks down the ridge over her shoulder."Alright, now zou!" Harry shakes the rope. "Come up!""Uh... I weigh like 400lbs... I think it'll break if I try."Harry looks puzzled. "Zere is no vay zou are so heavy! Zou are so small!"You test the rope. Effortlessly, you feel the hook slide up top with your yank. Surely, it's not going to hold your weight.Suggest Harry carry you up?
>>4255646Like he could even carry 400lb.Is there not a less muddy way up nearby?
>>4255646Suggest that he help us. The rope and him probably have no chance of getting us up on their own. But if we distribute the forces between the two, it might work.
>>4255646Yes, no sense in ruining perfectly good rope.
>>4255646Ask Harry if he thinks he might be able to help.Tell him not to strain himself. He he thinks it's too much we can find another way.
>>4255646No. Try to go around.
>>4255646>He moves in the way to catch it, unaware of it's incredible weight.Ha, I knew you were planning thatI don't think we should, he's already mangy and underfed as hell. Let's find another way around, we're made of stone after all
>>4255704Assuming equal weight distribution, that's 200 lbs he'd need to lift and 200 lbs the rope would need to hold.
>>4255699GAME INFO: Looking around with the extra light, you can't see much. The ridge looks like it goes on for some good distance. Further to your left, facing the ridge, the land begins to sink into some swamp. To the right, the ridge seems to continue on, but there's dry land under it. It goes into the darkness.
>>4255646Just try climbing up.run and stomp and dig in and do everything possible using our strength and essential immunity to physical punishment to get ourselves up the slope.... depending on the slope angle.
>>4255742How did we get out of the other pit we got trapped in?
>>4255742Maybe we could zig-zag on the drier part of the ridge so we can get up without going too far from the others.
>>4255742How steep is the ridge? 45 degrees? Maybe the rope might be able to hold if the angle isn't large enough. Normal force from the ground ay be able to reduce the tension by around a half depending on angle.
>>4255757Yeah. You should really tell us about this previous adventure. Hiding it from us deprives us of potentially useful information unfairly.
>>4255789Not to mention that Raisin already knows this.
>>4255749>>4255775GAME INFO: The slope is roughly 70 degrees. It's quite steep. Applejack was able to climb up by just using her forelegs, but that's probably because she's incredibly strong.>>4255757>>4255789GAME INFO: During your earlier escapades, you were the only one that didn't fall into the pit. The CMC all did, however, and your quick wit with your rope and Twisted Iron Rod helped make an escape for the three. Undocumented Quest
>>4255742Definitely want to stay away from the swamp.Should probably try the weight distribution thing on dry land since we'll also let the traction on our hooves also contribute to the upward force.
>>4255807By undocumented, do you mean a short thing you did that was just a one-night adventure or some idea that you were playing around with that never led anywhere?
>>4255807Tell them that we are going to try where it is drier and ask them to bring the rope with them.
>>4255838I think he just means 'adventures that happened off screen'. Stuff that happened between the last one and this one.
>>4255807Go over to where you see dry land and then try running up the slope.
>>4255765I guess this is our best shot if we combine the other ideas. does the trail lead along the dry portion? Might ask the others to move the grappling hook and attach it somewhere near there.
>>4255838GAME INFO: The Undocumented Quest happened between the events of Raisin Quest 3 and Raisin Quest 4. This was an adventure into the Everfree Forest with the CMC to collect 7 rare flowers for Zecora to use in a complex, mysterious bath remedy.She only asked for 2 types of flowers, but you went on and collected all seven needed types.
>>4255807Maybe try to have people pull us WHILE we dig in as much as we can into the ridge face.We're incredibly strong, and can lift ourselves, the only thing missing if a good footing (hoofing?). Just try it, why not?
>>4255898So try and get everyone to move along to the dry land, have people pull/carry us whilst we try ascend it then?
>>4255898Which is why we tell everyone to move towards the drier part of the ridge while being careful to stay away from the swampy areas.
>>4255854>>4255765>>4255749>>4255714Looking about, you see that down the right side of the wall seems to be drier, more sturdy land."Hey, I'm going to try running up over there. Can you bring the light?"Harry looks down at the Grappling Hook. "I shall bring ze Hook!" He reaches down to pick it up, straining immensely. "Ach! Iz so heavy... how did zou...?" He struggles with it as Zecora follows you alongside the slope. As you move along, a nice patch of the slope doesn't look as muddy as the rest. You back up and prepare for a charge. "Stand back!"Zecora walks off to the side, allowing you a clean full steam run at the veritable wall. You pick up speed and jump, kicking your hooves wildly as the wall approaches. You can feel the soil beneath your hooves fly as you run hard, each hoof digging into the side of the slope.After about 30 seconds of this, you look down to see that you've dug out the bottom of the slope considerably. "Huh..."Harry drops the Grappling Hook near the edge of the ridge, gasping for breath.>>4255898>>4255967>>4255969"Alright, plan 2."Harry dangles the rope down as he lays near Zecora to catch his breath. He's completely winded. Zecora rolls her eyes, sets down the Lamp, and gets the rope firmly in her hooves. After you tie it around yourself, you let her know you're going to start.Straining and pulling while you kick, you see yourself slowly ascending the wall. "Yess!!"The rope snaps under your weight and bouncy movement.
>>4256018Well, shit, what can we do now?Wish you would have told us the griffin was winded and let us decide our next action then. If he couldn't help then we would have probably voted not to try the rope.
>>4256018God dammit. I guess we're gonna have to split up, Scoob. Walk along the ridge until it becomes less of an angle. Ask the zebra and griffon to get Applejack safe whilst we do it.
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>>4256063Going to agree with this.
>>4256018Toss them up the rest of our rope. If we are lucky there is enough for us to run it back and fourth a few times between us and the hook.
>>4256063GAME INFO: Applejack and Applebloom are already headed back to Zecora's Hut. Since Applejack had no way of helping, it was best to see that she got herself some immediate medical attention.
>>4256063She should probably take the rest of the group back to her hut and cure Applebloom first. Nothing can hurt us; we'll just lose time.
>>4256091Good thinking anon, let's do this
>>4256018We could use Applejack's lasso as a new rope.
>>4256092Did we also tell Zecora about the Midnight Widow?
>>4256091Yeah this actually. Reinforce it.
>>4256121If we didn't, we should now. Don't want to come all this way and have ded Applebloom ruin it for us when we get out of this little ravine.
>>4256121FUCK YOU JRWE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE ABOUT THISLE UPBOAT.
>>4256121>>4256160GAME INFO: You have not told Zecora about Applebloom's contact with the Midnight Widow flower.>>4256119GAME INFO:INVENTORY:Raisin: Hayseed, Smaller Spool of Rope, Empty Flask, Royal Medallion (Equipped)
>>4256166And the hook is up at the top of the ledge, along with AJ's lasso.It wouldn't be that hard to bark an order up to them and have them tie the lasso to the end of the hook.
>>4256166Tell fucking Zecora about Applebloom's contact with the Midnight Widow flower oh my god
>>4256192actually this sounds way more important
>>4256181>AJ's lasso.A timberwolf is currently dragging AJs lasso behind it
>>4256166>>4256192Jr pls. We know you want to kill AB, but pls.
>>4256215ah...right.forgot about that
>>4256192>inb4 it's not poisonous in the slightest
>>4256123>>4256112>>4256091You come up with a brilliant spur of the moment plan. "Alright... uh... let's get a few loops of the rope around me and the hook. We should be able to get up there if it's reinforced like that."Zecora compliments your thinking, asking if you have any more rope. You confirm, unveiling the rest of your Spool. Emptying the Spool of the rest of it's length. You step on the end of the rope, tossing the bundle up top. Zecora ties it around the Grappling Hook, then sends it back down. You tie it around yourself and send it back up.Repeating the process 3 times, you now have quite a bit of rope supporting you. Feeling more confident, you give Zecora the go ahead to start pulling. Harry helps this time, grabbing onto a bunch of the rope and heaving. As you kick and the two above pull, you can hear the rope straining. Finally, the top of the ridge comes into view. You pull yourself up to meet a very winded zebra and griffin."Man, am I smart or what?">>4256192>>4256202>>4256226Zecora catches her breath and asks you what you and the Apples were even doing in the forest at this time of night."Oh! Applebloom handled that Midnight Widow stuff! I think she might have been poisoned! She could die!"Zecora glowers, telling you that she'd have warned you if the flowers were fatal. She does mention that Midnight Widow is slightly poisonous, however, and that she needs to check Applebloom for signs of the poisoning.>>4256181GAME INFO:>>4256215
>>4256289At least we'll know whether or not we'll have to waste more time we we reload.
>>4256289Good thing we saved AJ or she'd be so pissed
>>4256298At least we fucking know. Thank you, jesus christ.
>>4256298Shall we move everyone to Zecora's hut?We should ask Harry some questions and see just what his story is.
>>4256298Well, that just means she'll probably have some sort of debuff. I can live with that. AppleBow is best CMC, if anyone dies it should be Sweetie Belle
>>4256315Calm, anon
>>4256298Let's go back to the hut and help Zecora treat Applejack and Applebloom. May even drill the griffin for information.
>>4256337>Sweetie BelleBut she's cutest voice CMC.Anyway, let's get back to the others and see if AJ and AB got eaten along the way or not.
>>4256298Head to Zecora's hut so that we can make sure Applebloom and Applejack are all right and so that we can find out more about Harry.
>>4256337But SeatyButt is our waifu.RaisinBelle OTP
It's been a while. Is the new horse ded yet?
>>4256407This thread is 2 generals old now.
>>4256401>RaisinBelle>not RaisinScoot
>>4256401Nope. That's Scootaloo. We've already taken her home to meet the parents. Plus she loves riding us, unf.
>>4256401RaisinScoot is canon
>>4256321>>4256350>>4256379>>4256391You breathe a sigh of relief out of habit. Gathering your Grappling Hook + Rope, you tie it around yourself. The Lamp makes the forest at least 10 times less creepy, especially with Zecora and the wierd Griffin guy around."Lead the way then..."Zecora takes the lead, carrying the lantern in her mouth. She leads you and Harry back to the Hut. Inside the window, you can see Applebloom wrapping some bandages around Applejack's legs. She's working like a nurse, though Applejack looks like she keeps saying that she's 'fine'. You, Zecora, and Harry enter the Hut."Raisin! Thank goodness... thank you so much for being there... without you, my sister would be..." Applebloom gets interrupted by her sister."Thank you, Raisin. Ah really owe ya one for helpin' me." She looks like she's still in pain, but there's a certain calm to her eyes.Zecora immediately drills Applebloom, asking her if she's applied ointment to Applejack's wounds. She says she has. Oddly, the Zebra opens up Applebloom's mouth, pulling out her tongue. She inspects it, then let's it go. Immediately, she shoves a small twig into Applebloom's mouth, saying that she'll be fine. "...so... she was poisoned, then?"Zecora nods, saying that it's nothing to worry about. At most, she'd get a really bad stomach cramp tomorrow without medicine."At least we know she's safe..." Applejack nuzzles her sister as they rest near Zecora's cauldron.
>>4256501Alright. We can start questioning the griffin. Ask him if he remembers how he got in the forest. did someone imprison him? It seems like if he got lost he could just fly up and navigate from the air above all the monsters and shit.
>>4256501Ask Harry what he was doing wandering around in the Everfree Forest in the middle of the night.
>>4256501We could probably have a discussion with the griffin abouts now.
>>4256501I suppose the hut is too primitive to have a clock? How much time did we lose?
>>4256542Technically we encountered him in the morning, right?
>>4256531We should probably ask him if he knows about any dragons living in the mountains that go by the moniker "LS"
>>4256501Ask the gryphon if he ever goes by the initials LS.
>>4256549>>4256550Resting on the creaky wooden floor of the Hut, you feel glad that everyone is safe. Applebloom yawns peacefully, resting her head against Applejack. You turn to Harry. He's staring at the sisters with a dumb smile on his face.>>4256542"Hey bud. What were you doing out in the woods in the middle of the night?"Harry looks your way. "I vas looking for zou! I vanted to help Zecora and zou for helping me so much!" He gives you the same dumb smile he was giving the Apples. >>4256531"...why were you in the woods in the first place?"His smile becomes more nervous. He looks toward Zecora, then back to you. "Ach, I guess I have nothing to lose..."Zecora interrupts, mentioning that he needed a couple doses of truth serum to even begin speaking."No no no, I told zou I vas feeling... vat's the verd, you know.. cannot think...""Foggy?""Yes!" He looks excited to have heard the correct word to use. "Foggy, I vill remember that verd..." He continues. "Okay, so... back in home city, I vould valk around the streets, right?""..right...?""And zen, I vould find rich griffins, ja? If zey looked good, I vould lead zem into trap in alley, beat zem up and take zere belongings!" Harry nods in approval."...you were a mugger?"He shakes his head. "No no no, zat is bad verd to use. I vas trap maker! I make traps!" He seems insistent that you not call him a 'bandit' or a 'thief'."I'm guessing you got banished, then?"He sighs. "Correct..."
>>4256588I think his romantic spaghetti would be all over the place with AJ in the room
>>4256659"Do you happen to know anyone by the name of Sally? Or Sammy?"
>>4256659Around griffins never relax. Never let our medal out of sight.
>>4256659What happened after he got banished ?
>>4256659"But it seems like you were lured into one, right?"
>>4256659Ask if he has been sending letters to anyone.
>>4256659That still doesn't explain why he was so hungry to be caught in a feral state. Even if he didn't change, ponies have money too. What happened?
I have a sneaking suspicion that Ponyville is getting fucked while we're nice and cozy in the hut.
>>4256659>>4256717 this
>>4256688"Do you happen to know anyone by the name of Sally? Or Sammy?"He squints. "Sally... Sammy..." After a few moments, he shakes his head. "I do not. Sorry!""It's cool... just curious. Would have been weird if you did, I suppose.">>4256702>>4256717"Hold on... so you got banished...""Correct..." He looks depressed about it."...so why were you in the forest again?"He nods. "Ach, I vas banished to zis forest. I had no food, no vater, no money... I vas in ze vild, fending for myself." He ruffles his feathers a bit, trying to smooth them out. "...I tried to eat somezing... a red fruit, looks like apple almost but smaller, on bush..."Zecora speaks up, saying 'Wrath Berry'.Harry rolls his eyes. "Zey are not gute for eating. Made me very sick, could not sleep. Vas not thinking right, got very hungry and zirsty... so zirsty... zen zou came along. I had not eaten... and zor friends looked so..." He stops. "...but zat vas zen, zis is now." He sighs. "Danke for saving me, Raisin..."
>>4256856"You're welcome I guess."
>>4256856Ask him if he ever goes by the initials LS or knows anyone that does.
>>4256856>he's not related to ANYTHING stop askingLoud and clear Jr. Should we try to head back to the clubhouse?
>>4256856Ask Applebloom if she wants to accompany you on the way back. We still have Scoots and Sweetie Belle waiting, plus it would be good for her to tell her brother what happened to Applejack.
We should move to >>4251492>>4251492>>4251492
>>4256915this
>>4256856Return to Ponyville, prepare for imminent fuckage. Tell Zecora to give us the lamp and escort us back.
>>4256856Still haven't told us the time, Jr.
>>4256856Ask Applejack if she can let us off the hook seeing as how we saved her little sister an upset stomach and saved her life.
>>4256915>>4256957"So... last question here... do you know anybody that goes by the initials 'LS'?"Harry scratches his head. "...sorry... maybe I trapped him vons? I do not know."You sigh. "Ugh... why are you even here? You're not related to anything we're looking for."He looks saddened. "Oh... uh... sorry, I guess..." He scratches his chest, letting a few feathers drift down to the floor.>>4256988GAME INFO: The time is currently 11:30pm. The moon is nearly parked high above the Everfree Forest. It's slightly lighter, but the eerie self-propelled clouds cast the occasional shadow or two.>>4256953GAME INFO: In agreement, based Leth. We shall move!>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492>>4251492
