Previous Thread>>4236583
>ghost bunny suit2spooky
fifth
delete the other two, and let us continue to be faggots.
>>4239482What got you into writing one of those in the first place?
>>4239500The torrent said it was extended. I guess not?
>not keeping it in one threadSH[1]GGY!
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>>4239532Oh right, that.Eeehh, why do I have bad taste?
[Aria]
>>4239526oh dear, can you do another from the back if you have the time?
>>4239468>>4239281What version of photoshop is that?
>>4239540I liked the original prompt of "Anon turns into his OC" and I had a slutty mare OC ready to go, so it just sort of happened.Plus transformation has been one of my longest standing fetishes, so I kind of had to
I always wanted 4chan sound images that had sound clips from the show to use as reaction images.
>>4239530nope. your standard horse. maybe a bit more powerful and better-built than most stallions, but still.
>>4239526oh ok, thanks for the update
>season 3will never come
>>4239548because people are not [perfect]
>>4239487Let's try that again in the right thread!I still need to shade it and paint it. Five times of you misspelled the captcha, FFS. When did recaptcha become violently aggressive to even people with decent eyesight? I feel sorry for the old and shortsighted.
>>4239574Soon.
>>4239560And I deleted it accidentally like a shithead. Whoops.I don't really do fan service-y pone, 2weird.inb4 where do you think we are...maybe
>>4239575>Not Setting Sail, Coming HomePlebian.
>>4239562CS6. It's cool.
>>4239553oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>4239575>bracketsIs this a reference I'm just not getting?
link board pls
>>4239577I like it!I wonder how AJ would react if Midna tried to ride her and order hr around like she did at first with Wolf Link.
do you love pony?which pony do you love?
>>4239591Install thishttp://ms11.github.com/4chanSoundPlayer/
>>4239587Is it less hardware intensive than CS5? I hear the latest PSes are bloated as shit
>>4239597YesAll of them
>>4239578I hope everyday anon that the bigfat anouncement gets posted in the big mlpgevery fucking dayfor the past 2 months
>>4239577I find this more attractive than you possibly intended it to be
>>4239591[AH] [HA] [HA] [AH] [HA] [HA] [HA]Yes.
>>4239597Yes.Derpy.
I don't even remember what half of these are.[1]
>>4239597More than is healthy.Rarity the most
>>4239596>>4239577>Midna
>>4239605Sell, BCS IS the go-to source for Midna 34. Even made a flash with Zone.I wish she would do more Agitha, her one picture I've seen using her was fucking amazing.
>>4239608AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T MAKE IT STOPPLEASE MAKE IT STOOOP
>>4239597I don't love pony, but I think it would be cool to work with and maybe apprentice under pony.
Previous Thread>>4236583[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 4.6 07/18/12---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF LAST EPISODE (S2E25+26) --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6UnfYNvRxQNew potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don'twant to watch them in order.Download links for episodes:Season One: http://mrch.me/mlpSeason Two: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net/MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who on /co/:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /?o/?m??a?t ??t??/v/)Pony tumblr list:http://tinyurl.com/mlptumblrsDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams/Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linksArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>4239602It's really fucking intensive, but the autosave saved that picture when I was dicking around with her hair.
>>4239582you don't have to make it if you don't want to anon. I'm ok with that. But if you do I'm not really looking for anything sexy really, just a cute flutterrump
>>4239596This?
wich pony has the most delicious flank?
>>4239617>Pig disgusting True Form Midna>Not delicious loli imp MidnaAlthough True Form Midna would look nice in some art with Luna/NMM. They have complimentary colors.
>>4239633Celestia, then AJ
>>4239597Yes sah, I do.More than I should.
>>4239633>that image
>>4239641AJ's would be all tough from workin'.Rarity and Twilight would have very tender meat, though.
>>4239622you've got many types of magic to study from.Pinkie's divination and curses, Trixie's illusions, Celestia's spectacular High Magic, Zecora's Low Magic, Twilight's telekinesis...
>>4239622argh shit the eyes are fusing together!!
>>4239631It ends in sex?I knew it.Pinkie Pie would just keep talking and annoy the fuck out of her.Rainbow Dash would just buck her off and try to fly away (thinking scenario along the lines of Droopy Dog with Midna as Droopy)Rarity would get into a huge argument with herFluttershy would just lay down and take it.
>>4239597
>>4239645>yessah>Applejack will never have a Georgia accent
>>4239654>no mention of Rarity's fabulositySB, do you have something against her?
>>4239651For some reason I expected "Stamp on the Ground"
>>4239669Why aren't there any Stomp Tha Yard/Pony crossovers?
>>4239633Any of the CMC.
>>4239669no no no no no no nothe furry animation is now playing in my headno nononono
She's not evil, just [misunderstood]
>>4239668>do i have something against Rarityshe uses a lesser form of Twilight's magic, and a simple location spell that any fool could learn. i love her, but magic is not one of her special talents.
>>4239635I actually like trueform Midna but it's hard to visualize Midna as ... Midna when she looks like that.She looks more like a cold queen/Zelda type not mischevious and playful like a cat. Would have gone for a different face structure than untouchable Greek goddess statue...
>>4239676Just as planned.>that Miguel and Tulio bit
>>4239679>This is what bugfags actually believe
>>4239679I would totally play the fuck out of a Pony RPG.
>>4239675all dat tender filly steak
>>4239685Yeah. Maybe should have kept the cute fang and made her a little less regal in dress and hair style.A smirk would have been nice but I don't think the character models they used would have allowed for it.As much as I like the characters from TP, they are nowhere near as expressive as the ones in SS and WW
>>4239685Yeah, she loses most of her personality when she changes back.Midna was great though. My first waifu blarga blarga only one waifu ever etc. etc.
>>4239654I think I implied which pony I was wanting to apprentice under.
Where can I find a tutorial on how to do the sound thing?
>>4239667>A family friend comes from further south>He's the mustachioed patriarch of the Peach family>his peach pie recipes are a closely guarded secret, and rely on several herbs and spices for an additional oomph>Speaks like a combination of Foghorn Leghorn and Doug Dimmedome
>>4239686there is no scenario in which this isn't the perfect reaction.
0-4 Sleep5-9 More sketchy gas station pills and draw
>>4239702Can't remember if my first was Malon or Lady Subaru.I had a brief waifu crush on Ruto for a time as well (dat engagement stone).
>>4239681But she has an enchanted pussy
>>4239704That's not a pony
>>4239710gn
>>4239709[1]
>>4239708http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh0zBMyr3CA...I just thought this was appropriate.
>>42396951) Pony Harvest Moon2) Pony Baldur's Gate-style CRPG3) Ponykart4) Pony fighting game that doesn't suck...9001) Whatever Fighting is Magic is turning into.
>>4239713Ruto was my definite fave. I like a girl with spunk.
>>4239687I'm sorry for turning this into /vg lite! Back to your ponies.
>>4239707Foghorn Leghorn has a Kentucky accent. Doug Dimmedome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmedome (THAT'S RIGHT) has a faux-Texas accent.
>>4239602Not really bloated. It's a big program with a lot of features but it runs fine on any modern hardware.
>>4239707i love it, i love it so fucking much and i don't know why
>>4239729I hope the magic fixes his tiny legs
>>4239729
>>4239730is pretty
>>4239733This.
>>4239725What's going on with Fighting is Magic?
>>4239725>9001) Whatever Fighting is Magic is turning into.The hell does that mean?
>>4239725>pony harvestmoon>pony baldurs gateoh god yes someone get started on this shit quickly!
>>4239733Exactly.He's a fraud, and his "secret" herbs and spices are just cinnamon and tea leaves. The Peach orchard is already firmly in the hands of his successors, who all speak with an ACTUAL Georgian accent, and they had just lost track of the old man while traveling through Ponyville.
>>4239729>Those legsOh god, go on, please
>>4239718Goodnight, I love you guys.especially you~
>>4239751They've had a lot of problems because of the engine they're using. It's not promising.
>>4239730What kind of special talent is that?
>>4239733>combinationdo you even reading comprehension?
>>4239759N-not me? ;_;
[episodedayonmlpg]
>>4239725where does Dark Ponies rank?
>>4239729angryvideogamenerd.jpg
>>4239768so true
>>4239761Magic.Did you not read the filename?
>>4239770End of the listGrimdark + excessive difficulty + ponies does not make a good combination
>>4239763Is it legal to have a harem of anons
>>4239760It was the same one as Vanguard Princess, right?I thought that was supposed to be a pretty decent fighting game, although I've never really looked at it and don't know anything about fighting games in general.
>>4239770Don't know. Haven't played Dark Souls yet.
>>4239762faux-Texas and Kentucky doesn't come to Georgia. it comes out to a fast-talking George Bush who doesn't trip over his words as often.
Finished that VERY EROTIC Lyra x Cheerilee fic.http://pastebin.com/LE7BNQqualso my pastebin for more incredible erotic stories http://pastebin.com/u/SimonBelmont
>>4239772[AVGN]
>>4239779if it's not will you take us out of the contry?
>>4239777>what is Raisin Quest
Should I watch Beetlejuice?
>>4239725>MLPG-made visual novel not on the list
>>4239770That pic is cool as hellI love that sword too, so satisfying to hit things withI just wish the jumping attack had more range
>>4239783gee whiz, did you figure that out in your magical accent laboratory?
>>4239794No.You should watch Flight of Dragons instead.
>>4239725>Pony Harvest MoonSeen a demo of that, it looks really fun. Budding Friendships.
>>4239777>excessive difficulty>this is what the "master race" actually believesonly if you have the reaction time of a sloth.
>>4239796>jump attack>too close>collide with and pass enemy>get fucked up
time for some tits
>>4239788We'll all live on a boat, and stay in international waters.
>>4239794Yeah it's a pretty neat movie. Early Tim Burton was good, because he was still using new ideas instead of just rehashing his shit over and over and over again.>>4239801>The Flight of Dragonsmah nigga
I don't get why people say Dark Souls is hard. It's like they've never played a game that was Nintendo-hard. That's how they trained you back then: dying a lot. It's standard difficulty for the late 80s.
>>4239805>tfw sitting at SL60-some-odd, and you haven't even gone through Sen's FortressI'm grinding too much for a first playthrough, aren't I?
>>4239805Jokes on you, I have it for the 360and I don't have the reactions of a sloth, I'm just dumb and lazy and like games that are >fun and don't constantly rape you to death and every turn
>>4239785Do flutterdash sometime in the future
>>4239809>>cow uddersGive me DFC
>>4239801>Flight of DragonsMother of god, my childhood!I can't believe I forgot about that movieAnd now I know where at least 3 or 4 fetishes came from
>>4239800>Not having a magical accent lab in your basement
>>4239707>>4239707>"Lovely to see you again, Granny! Ten years, and I say, you haven't aged a day! You still makin' that DE-lectable Zap-Apple Jam of yours?">"Goodness gracious me, is that Little Macintosh I see there? Lemme look atcha! Sakes alive, son, you right sprouted up like a tree! I say, Granny Smith, what're you feedin' this colt?">"Why, Miss Applejack, I dare say you have just blossomed like a Magnolia in May! You're probably whackin' the gentlecolt callers away with a stick, ain't you?">"Who's this? Little Applebloom! Why, last time I saw you, you musta' been knee-high to a cricket!"
>>4239800it's an algorithm, actually. using it, i can solve any problem. it's actually told me the secret to ending racism and prejudice forever. all we need to do is get rid of all the different people.
>>4239809unf
>>4239795I'm sorry, anonymous. VNs just don't do it for me.>>4239803Oh shit, link please and it better not be Dinofag's shit.
>>4239805>sin cara pointing at someone and laughingI bet he botched that finger point as well.
>>4239822
>>4239829
>>4239829My God. It's... IT'S PERFECT!
>>4239831>Oh shit, link please and it better not be Dinofag's shit.>I don't know who Dinofag is. It's not done yet, nowhere near. It's being developed on Valve time.http://www.buddingfriendships.com/p/about.html
>>4239819Spend souls on equipment, not levels
>>4239821Okay. If I remember that I will.
OC here
>>4239844>I don't know who Dinofag isHe's a longtime tripfag here.
>>4239809Stop posting that. I'm supposed to hate Chrysalis with a passion not stare at her tits.
Any Renne Questers here?I'm wondering what everyone else thinks of Baldwin. I'm not quite sure what to make of him.
>>4239819yeah, you've probably fucked yourself over. diminishing returns has already started to set in by SL60, and at that rate, you'll probably get to Anor Londo by SL80, maybe more. which means the enemies are going to be MUCH more dangerous in comparison to you.
If the person that drew this was in MLPG I'd love them for posting this image.I have so few niggas in here.
>>4239855Gross, why is her horn so stubby
>>4239861When is Renne quest? Right now?
>>4239845I have been, though. I've already got a +5 weapon, a Holy Weapon with a few pluses, that lightning spear I got from the Mimic...Suppose I could upgrade my armor for a change, but what's the point if I'm just going to find something better as soon as I get into Anor Londo?
NEWS FLASH!!!Donkey kills mayor!Race war brewing!
NOI DONT WANT THAT
>>4239873>Drudge Report>2012holy fuck, grandpa
>>4239866holy shit that horn is so sharp it stabbed reality
we /vg/?
>>4239809See - that Chrysalis? She looks too HEALTHY.The changelings are supposed to look decayed and withered... this one makes me just wanna tittyfuck her until I pass out.
>>4239867It was yesterday.
>>4239871some of the best armor you're going to find (if you've got high Endurance and Havel's RIng) you're going to get near the end of Sen's.if you don't, then the best you'll get is in the middle of Darkroot Garden.either way, you'll want Havel's Ring. trust me. makes a world of difference for heavy armor-wearers.
>>4239886chrysalis is a very smelly pony
>>4239883no
>>4239886it makes me want to fondle them and squeeze them and suckle on them
>>4239862Ah. Great. Well, so long as I don't completely fuck myself over, I should be able to muddle through it somehow....Still feel like I should kill the Bridge Dragon before I leave, though.
>>4239886>not cumming inside of your queen
>>4239886That's what would happen if there was a good end and everyone figured out a peaceful solution that fed the changelings
>>4239883Sure, why not?There's no release date for the Dark Souls DLC for consoles yet, right?
>>4239892She has nothing on Petunia
>>4239886>she looks too healthywhat part of "Changeling" don't you understand?
>>4239898>not cumming on her beautiful tits
>>4239892Which is one of her only redeeming qualities
>>4239883I'm a level 26 wanderer with a +5 scimitar, is it okay for me to visit Blighttown now?
[yay]
Oh God it's turning into a Chrysalis thread.
>>4239892This is an adorable pictureI wonder what she smells likeWet dog?I kind of like the smell of wet dog
What does Chrysalis's bug vagina taste like
>>4239892Does she release a foul odor when threatened? I mean, she is a bug.
Which pone could turn the world on with her smile?
>>4239918>>4239903
>>4239899>you will never see the look on her face as the holes all over her body fill in>at long last, she's beautiful again>no, you tell her>she was beautiful all along
>>4239897interesting problem presents itself with Hellkite Wyvren, actually: he's not there a lot of the time.numerous times i've come down from Sen's to fight him, and he'll fly away as i start moving to confront him. and he'll stay gone for God knows how long.
>>4239914I imagine she'd smell like a dumpster
>>4239577hey bcs: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/4233435#p4235984
>>4239911If you've gotten decent at the combat, you can do blightown at the start of the gameI haven't gone through the depths since my second playthrough, fuck that place
>>4239918>She tries too.>Anon finds it pleasant.>She freaks out even more.
>>4239922>No john you are the aliens endingPlease never write.
>>4239913Cheeselegs or Dark Souls. Those are your options.We edgy now.
>>4239922best feel
>you will never eat swiss cheese without getting a raging boner again
>>4239916Rotten fish, garbage, and cigarette butts.
>>4239920
>>4239929>You will never be KILLED BY CHANGELINGS
>>4239929Too late!
>>4239911if you have Rusty Iron Ring, yes.
>>4239930I'm watching Jurassic Park so it's all good.
>>4239926I..I uh I think I'm decent. I've already got both the darkwood grain ring and havel ring, but sometimes I get cheeky and greedy for repostes.
>>4239935
>>4239936>Implying the Changelings could kill my and my overpowering hatred
>>4239927Apparently they eat stinkbugs in Laos, due to their "delicious strong odor."
>>4239890Got Havel's Ring, actually. Didn't have the spells to poison him to death, so I settled for the "attack him through the door" plan.If I remember right, the rings I'm using right now are the Covetous Gold Serpent ring (I was hunting for upgrade materials) and the one that siphons health from the dead. I did take the time to get the Chaos Servant rating up to unlock the secret pathway under Blighttown (does that stay open if you change covenants? I forget.), and I was picking off Capras Demons just outside the Demon Sanctuary to kill time/collect souls.
>>4239936>not gangbanged to death as they consume your love juice
>>4239948Real men chain backstab him 50 times for 8 damage each
>>4239929You alweady are.You're my son, JB.My widdle baby sass.
>>4239914Compost. Rotting Fruit. Moldy, termite-infested wood. The stagnant air in a dying forest. The smell of a place you know you should never set foot in.
>>4239941Speaking of which, how do I go back there?
>>4239926>not farming Humanity off those ten rats by the bonfire>not farming Eyes of Death off the Basiliskswhy do people think the Depths are so tough?
>>4239582That's cute. Mind to draw NMM in lingere?
>>4239950What happens when they suck out all of your love? Do you die?
>>4239955>The stagnant air in a dying forest.Mother fuck, I love that smell
>>4239950There is no love juice, Anon. Only poisonous hatred.
We late enough for this? OK.So I'll trying to help out my friend with his flash and match his almost-canon-show style with Chrysalis and NMM, but I'm not totally sold on the poses here.I usually chop my sketches up in Flash and redraw them 2 or 3 times and I'm on the fourth time redrawing this now...
>>4239951I tried that. I ended up being just a tad too slow and he killed me in a hit or two. Repeatedly.
>>4239968Get Darkwood Grain ring early, strip yourself, and flip the fuck out around him, he'll be helpless.
>>4239945
>>4239861I'm worried about the golems not being actual golems.But rather suits of armour that have claimed their occupants. The goat could have been the wearer of the smashed up suit.
>>4239958They aren't tough, just boringEspecially when you're going to be using the drave valley entrance into blighttown anyway, because fuck the normal way, the plauge dart guys make you do everything so slowly or die
>>4239956the elevator shortcut between Firelink and the Cathedral?get in it. get off on that little platform just above the bottom. go to the right. roll off the grassy cliff onto a pillar (you'll always make it if you aim). walk up the pillar. go to the roof of the temple to get the key you'll need to open the door for the RIR.then go up the stairs to the Crow's nest. accept the prompt and stay there for about thirty seconds.once you get there, though, be careful as fuck. go around the edges of the room where you fought Asylum Demon.
>>4239967>>4239967NOOOOICEPlease finish it.
>>4239967Those are some pretty unnatural poses for things with horse anatomy, BCS. I understand your trepidation.>>4239975well, he's already dead so it's a moot point.
>>4239967it's shitidk tribbing with ponies always looks weird because of >legs
>>4239967legs dont bend like that
COULD YOU GUYS STOP BEING NERDS FOR A MOMENTgeez!
>not usingDORKS
>>4239987They do in the show.
>>4239988Never!
>>4239988
>>4239951>chain backstabbing havel.>not standing your ground and parrying him.Do you even Dark Souls?>>4239958Depths are tight and confining and don't allow players much room to manoeuvre. Invaders tend to be Great combusting faggots.
What if you could just wash the evil off of Chrysalis?And you just set her in a bathtub and scrub her and all that black chitin rubs away and she's a normal nice pony underneath? And she smells nicer too? And then she thanks you for freeing her?What then?
>>4240001Would you play Risk with Panka Poe?How about with the main 6?
>>4239730Late to the party but YES
>>4239988I want /v/ to leaveor want them to take it to the steam group or something
>>4239988>implying we can stop
>>4240007I'd never give her the chance. You can scrub away the vile filth on the outside but you can never scrub away her personality.
>>4240008Risk, much like Monopoly and other territorial board games, is usually a destabilizing element in friendships.It might still be fun, though.
>>4240008>Every time you go to make a move on conquering land, they make you feel horrible.>You can't even tread on Fluttershy's land, it's the look in her eyes...>Wait a minute...>THAT BITCH IS CHEATING!
>>4239967Pose seems to be fine, but there is something missing.. oh right - a dildo!
>>4240008I would play Risk with any of the ponies. I fucking love that game.
>>4240008>Risk with Pinkie>Risk>The game that always takes for ever>with ADD ponyhahahaHAHAHAHAH
>>4240004>not playing Hollowinb4 >playing Hollowi don't need Jolly Cooperation to wreck bosses, and i don't need yobbos attacking me when i'm trying not to fall off a six-inch wide platform.
>>4240002B-but just for a moment pls
>>4240008Which pony would own Australia first?
>>4239967Poses are perfectly fine for the idea, I'm more concerned about NMM's expression. is she actually enjoying it?
>>4240028>Playing human>Co-op is disabled because no dosh for a Live accountI can have my Jolly Cooperation and higher item rates without the ganking. T'is grand.
>>4240023>Fluttershy uses the Stare to cheat at Poker.>Nobody can trace it.
>>4240028Personally I prefer to summon for the gaping dragon fight because I fucking hate fighting it.One of the most boring and easy bosses in the game. At least summoning someone else helps the whole thing go away faster.It's not like I have anything to prove, I've done solo low level runs and shit.
>>4240001I always thought Twist was the sort to get into D&D.By the way, who's in charge of the Teen Feels dropbox? I found a more complete Twist Quest than the one they've got in there.
>>4240024That particular image makes me twitch for another reason.
>>4240020But she's just under a curse, anon.And a good scrubbing is the only way to break it.You kill the monster and win the heart of the princess all at once.
>>4239931would you cuddle her nonsexually all night long?would you make her feel beautiful?
>>4240008Risk is an awful game, anonymous.Just awful.Some of the variants aren't nearly as awful, and the new Risk Legacy game sounds interesting, but basic Risk is easily one of the worst games the average American family owns.
>>4240034Whoever has Asian territories closest to Australia, ya dolt
>>4240047What kind of reason?Speaking of Celestia: >>4239925
http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofaname Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World still going. Getting close to the city scene.
>>4240032
>>4240048I fuckin' love PrincessesI would scrub the shit out of her gently and tenderly
>>4240053>Risk>Not funNigga...
>>4239925kein pls
>>4240040>free online>if i absolutely need Jolly Cooperation i can just sign outfeels good being superior.
>>4240047so who copied who?
>>4240048Sorry but I don't believe in fantasy. If it's that simple she can stand out in the rain.
>>4240053OkayCan we play Settlers of Catan with the ponies then
>>4240068No, it's awful. I've played enough of that shit. It's interminable, it's 75% luck, it's pure shit.Fuck Risk.Fuck it.
>>4240046i should've kept that going. it was over as fuck with those three guys.
>settlers of catanThat's not howe you spell Axis and Allies
>>4240046Archive updated.
>>4240076>Don't believe in fantasy>In magic world of talking poniesAnd she can't just stand in the rain. She needs to be washed and cleaned by someone who wants to save her.
>>4240075The work seems to be original: http://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-dimwitdogAt last he can draw and animate just fine, I see no reason for him to copy anyone
>>4240077I wouldI would also make the "have wood for sheep" joke more than once
>>4240073Eh, to each their own.It's past four in the morning, I should be asleep. Goodnight, you absurd people.
>>4240048>Chance to rescuing a princessI'll scrub as long as it takes
>>4240082damn right you should haveI was one of those three guys
So Nanaki just posted gifs of Luna and Celestia from S1E2 and now I'm crying and I don't know what to do with myself because I'm crying over pastel ponies made in Flash.
>>4240085Axis and Allies is fun the first twenty times you play it. Also it takes too long for most people.Settlers of Catan is babby's first eurogame, but it's fun the first hundred or so times you play it.
>>4239977So you think Baldwin takes captives? I wonder if that's what Saffron's armor is for... I hope not. It looks like we're bound to face at least one golem, so I guess we could try to crack it open when we do
>>4240088Then why in the fuck did she come to me?
Which pony likes to make the the ponies smell her farts?
>>4240097Because you're a faggot.
>>4240097get fucked, nanaki
>>4240097Kill yourself, honestly.
>>4240075https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=196916>>25th Jan 2012, 4:15amhttp://dimwitdog.tumblr.com/post/28477927772>>Posted 4 weeks agoDates.
>>4240085That's not how you spell North & South.
>>4240107Pinkie
>>4240101>crack open a golem>Surprise, it's a chest cavity>you've killed the golem's "battery."
>>4240097
>>4240089>he doesn't know that dimwitdog is a 17 year old girl
>>4240097Looking at that gif I still can't believe show staff and others are trying to say Luna didn't change sizes from S1 to S2.
>>4240107Applejack, obviously.>"Hey Twi, get what?">"Yes, Applejack?">phrffphtffrt
>>4240085>Axis and AlliesThat's not how you spell "1960: The Making of the President"
>>4240107RarityShe likes to bottle them up and sell them under the guise of a nickname
>>4240121Sorry sentenal, but I don't care what gender artist is unless I plan to have sex with him/her.As long as he draw good I don't care.
>>4240120I owe it all to Based God.
I know that feel
>>4240107Fluttershy>"come on girls, like me give you some aroma therapy"then she locks the door
>>4240102SHE DIDN'T COME TO YOU.YOU'VE JUST BEEN IMBUED WITH THIS SPECIAL KNOWLEDGE BY A WISE SAGE. YOU WENT TO HIM ASKING HOW SHE CAN BE STOPPED. HE TOLD YOU.CHRIST, YOU'RE DIFFICULT.
>>4240130>sentenalyou seem to be confused, son
>>4240102You're obnoxious.
>>4240127I'd honestly buy bottled Rarity farts.I'd buy like 20 and open them up in an air-tight room. I'd breath through an oxygen tank.
>>4240114And? He may never seen it before
>>4240102>She's not trying to save herself>She's trying to save you both
>>4240102You are a very ugly pony.
>Pinkie Pie will never dutch oven you as a prank
>>4240124>Get>Not guessI need sleep
>>4240131>Porn artists>Not actually animals>Animals hell bent on taking over>Through porn
Hey anon, why don't you have some tea with me?
I haven't played the dlc yet.Is the new stuff considered OP?
>>4240141It's a legitimate question. Are you upset because I won't play along with you?
>>4240007can she still be a bit of a bitchy pony, just not so evil?it wouldn't be any fun to just turn her into a goody-two-shoes
>>4240116>>4240124>>4240127>>4240136Well now someone has to do one for twilight and rainbow dash
>>4240140Unless there is another autistic retard that knows the addresses and gender of all the artist - no, I'm not mistaken.
Fuck I'm bored.Can anyone here pony with me for a bit?
>>4240161I'm a different Anon.And fuck you.
>>4240131>MEGASWEET DESERVES RESPECT
>>4240172Will this pony do?
>>4240159
>>4240169Not that guy but genders aren't exactly a secret you know.
>>4240007what if you could you wash the obnoxious off of rainbow dash?
>>4240151>the main 6 will never pull you under the covers, lay on top of you, and fart, keeping you there all night
>>4240172Pony.
>>4240156Ponies are using porn to control humans and thus create their own armyIt all makes sense now
>>4240160Well, Darkwood Grain ring got nerfed. You can only ninja flip when your equipload is less than 25%.
>>4240160Is the DLC even available for consoles yet?
>>4240167>"Uugh, Twilight, this is so lame!">"Now, Rainbow Dash - this is for science! It's absolutely imperative that you do exactly as I told you to do if we're going to collect this data.">"...fine. Just hurry up and get it over with, will ya?">phfffffrrrrfft
>>4240172I'll pony, what flavor did you have in mind?Was it excessively pretty unicorn?
>>4240173Then why are you so upset? Because I don't like a character that you like?
>>4240046>Twist DMs>Snips always plays a Chaotic-Neutral wizard or sorceror.>Snails plays hulking Warriors.>Featherweight plays sneaky Rogue-types. He always gets to the treasure first.>Sweetie is the bard. She always tries to reason with monsters instead of fighting them. Sometimes it even works! Ever had a pet Rust Monster?>Applebloom likes playing Orcs and Barbarians>Scootaloo always rolls a Rogue.>Rumble likes playing Paladins and rescuing maidens.>Pip is a pirate. No matter what.
>>4240159That cat doesn't want to be there
>>4240166Sorry, anon. She's a pure and perfect princess. Even moreso than Celestia.Still better than a monster, right?
>>4240199Not until October.
>>4240186> Hoppip> Reu> TAW> PHNwelcome to MLPG!
>>4240204>>4240172
>>4240188what if you could just wash the pink off of pinkie pie?
>>4240172screw that, let's griffon.
>>4240194Fuck, that got me
>>4240205I'm not either of those two, but I don't like you because you're acting like you have aspergers.
>>4240212>Hoppip>a girl
>>4240212I'm confused, are those all supposed to be people who have hidden their genders or have them exposed?Because PHN is a dude.
>>4240194I wanna save that... but at the same time, I reall- OH SHIT IT MOVED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>4240205Because you act like an idiot about your opinions.
>>4240215I love that buttAnd I love that paw
>>4240223TAW is a dude too
>>4240206>Pip is a pirate, no matter what.Christ, I fucking know that guy.
Fart fetishists, pls.Pls...>>4240188Why would you want to do that?
>>4240214what if you could just wash the useless off of Fluttershy?
I want hold Celestia's wonderfully pedicured feet gingerly in my hands.I want to slowly plant kisses from the top of her toes to her ankle, and then from her heel to the bottom of each of her toes.Is that so much to ask?
>>4240220Please explain to me how I'm acting like I have aspergers?
>>4240235what if you could just wash the boring off of Applejack?
>>4240193When it comes time, it will be your waifu will ask you to join them.What could you say?
>>4240237yeah, horses only have one toe
>>4240228It's not even a really well done paw, anon.
>>4240237my negro;_;
>>4240237>I want to slowly plant kisses from the top of her toes to her ankle, and then from her heel to the bottom of each of her toes.>dyewts
>>4240188But her obnoxious is part of who she is.
>>4240206>mfw I'm the Sweetiebelleit never works
>>4240246>you will never wash anything off of Applejack
>>4240206>Twilight occasionally plays with them>all she does is bitch about how bad 4.0 is compared to all the other versions>they all get into their late teen years>they start to get bored of DnD>Twist decides to pick up a used VtM set
>>4240188What if you could wash the douche off of Pinkie Pie?And before you get all uptight about it, she is kind of a giant douche.
>>4240184Well that is my fav pone so it'll do nicely
>>4240227How am I acting like an idiot about my opinions? I expressed my displeasure for Chrysalis and explained that I wouldn't want to save her if I could. The only reason I can think that it bothers you so much is because I wouldn't share in your crazy made up story of saving a character in the show.
>>4240214I would never.
>>4240237No Anon, it's not
>>4240262>not being a bear pretending to be a human
>>4240271You voice the same god damn opinion every time Chrysalis is mentioned. You're a pest.
>>4240237not at all.after all, a ruler in point of fact serves her people. and she does love to serve.
>>4240289
>>4240223You are confused because you are new and missed few month of drama and shitposting on the subject. For quite a while these persons hide their gender, trying to be as much subtle as possible and hinting that they are quite opposite of a gender to a male (in case with Reu - vice versa, in case with PHN - it was plain trolling because he got tired of this bullshit with fake females in general).
Can I play with you girls?Oh God I'm so alone, why won't anyone date me?
>>4240291Don't you voice the same opinion of Chrysalis when she's mentioned? Or is your opinion of her always changing?
>>4240266You're the douche, anon.You're the douche.
>>4240264>Applebloom still likes building miniatures and table-maps, and models of villages and dungeons>she makes quite a bit of money from D&D nerds.
/r/ing the picture of fluttershy with her hair back, and the caption "you mad cuz im stylin on you"
>>4240271>How am I acting like an idiot about my opinions?>feels>"Sorry but I don't believe in fantasy. If it's that simple she can stand out in the rain.">guy attempts to salvage >feels>"Then why in the fuck did she come to me?">yfw
>>4240169>saw dim's art and didn't know anything about her>went to her DA to check for more art >her DA profile called my attention and took less than 5 seconds to check it out of curiosity before going to her gallery>means that i'm an autistic retard that knows the addresses and gender of all the artistwhatever you say, anon
>>4240305Have you ever considered not participating in discussion about her?You're kind of a buzzkill.
>>4240289>those faces>>4240303how long before that barfly accidentally gets herself knocked up off a one-night stand?
>>4240290That dude made a character that was bearly able to function.I mean, all he did was win rolls so often he made an unberable character work.
This thread is getting less chill
>>4240271>>4240321>>4240291>>4240305It's okay, anons. You're all stupid, in my eyes.
>>4240206>Twist DMs>She can't find any players to be adventurers because D&D is "too nerdy">She doesn't have the confidence to ask people to join who actually might>She gets made fun of for her rulebooks and figures anyway
>>4240332Blame the hateanon.
>You will never be a pony paladin.>You will never go on a riotous crusade to banish the heretical changeling scum for the glory of our Lord and Savior Celestia, peace be upon her hallowed mane.
>>4240332Is he okay?He's breathing pretty hard.
>>4240266>What if you could wash the douche off of Pinkie Pie?But that's part of the charm!
>>4240329>That dude made a character that was bearly able to function.Didn't he get someone kicked out of a banquet thrown to celebrate his knighting after someone noticed he was a bear?
>>4240321>>4240324Oh I see now. I interrupted your precious feels. You wanted to jerk off about her. So instead of ignoring my negativity you instead flocked to it to be angry at something that could have been avoided.
>>4240332How realistically disappointed are you when you get no pizzas when you were promised some in the beginning? I'd be pretty pissed off, and sad, and hungry.
>>4240329>unberable
>>4240312She burned a guys memories away.Literally all he had, in one photo album, she torched that shit.She destroyed a friendship between her friend and a stranger that had a few social issues.She will jump to conclusions and accuse innocent parties for crimes they never committed.
>>4240342Blame the people responding to hateanon.
>>4240337>Twist hints at sexual favors for anyone who joins her game
>>4240325Yeah, I don't what happened with the faces especially since it's not like guy can't draw them. http://scamwich.deviantart.com/
>>4240353God, fuck you.You sound like an asshole.
>>4240349Anyone have the screencap?
>>4240237I want to take Lil' Pip to Rarity's Boutique and dress him up in girl's clothes and play orgasm denial. Is that so much to ask?
>>4240329>unberableYou fucked up anon
>>4240361I liked mine better.
>>4240325Cheerilee is a very careful pone that always uses protection.I bet she actually wants kids but can't handle the stigma of being a single mother.
>>4240312JESUS that is a pink pony
>>4240365Because you can't ignore what you don't like?
>>4240368now we're talkin[/spoiler
>>4240344>you will never be a Northern Mountains griffon barbarian>you will never wage your personal wars against Equestria for the glory of Gryp the Sky-Lord and his celestial pride
>>4240359Sounds like you just don't get Pinkie.
>>4240362>You told her you would play if she ever got a game going>She finally gets a couple of her marefriends together to play>The first dungeon leads to you getting separated from the party>She lets her friends finish their goals before pulling you in to her bedroom >She pulls out the book of erotic fantasy
>>4240384she's not THAT pink...
>>4240372Of course you do. Because you hate anything that's not your opinion. If you stop feeding the flames it'll die out.
>>4240375A few drinks more than she can handle ought to change that.
GFG pastebin please?
>>4240394pls continue
>>4240368How would you dress him up, anon? Would you put makeup on him, too?How would you build up his orgasm?
>>4240394>she brings out the miniatures and game materials again>you're just playing it out instead of actually having any kind of sex>there's an awkward moment where you both reach for a wayward d20 and your arms touch, but that's about it
>>4240390No, I don't get giant douches.Sorry, I never studied in Douchology.
>>4240401>More drinks than she can handleI bet Cheerilee has an iron liver. She drinks other ponies under the table, then tells them about the dangers of drinking and calls a cab for them.
>>4240344But I can be, thanks to MLPFMTORPG which I am too fluttershy to ever play a game on
>>4240368>You will never be the shota pony in a situation you enjoy but don't quite understand
>>4240359>She burned a guys memories away.Literally all he had, in one photo album, she torched that shit.What is an accident>She destroyed a friendship between her friend and a stranger that had a few social issues.Stranger was a douche to begin with>She will jump to conclusions and accuse innocent parties for crimes they never committed.She was a beginner at investigating, she's bound to make rookie mistakes.Sunk your battleship.
>>4240398You're full of shit look how pink this pony is
>>4240359Burning the album was just an accident. And, if not for her, Cranky would have never seen his old love again.She didn't break up Gilda & Dash's friendship. It was Dash who set up the pranks and Gilda was being a bitch about it. In the end, Gilda decided she'd rather abandon her old friend than tolerate a new one. Gilda was the jerk.She is passionate in her emotions, and is no more a douche than any other cartoon character that isn't a fucking bore to watch.
>>4240344>>4240420You really should try it out some time. Though, if you don't want to come to the submarine, the only other place to play is in the piss whenever they host a game...
Does it even really matter what someone has in their pants, unless you want more confirmation bias?
>>4240388Would I have to kill pony maidens I come across or could I take them back to the Mountains as slaves ?
>>4240375and even stigma aside, she knows she can't afford to have a child. not on a teacher's salary, not as a single mother. she bought a set of maternity clothes, though. sometimes she likes to wear them as she drifts off to sleep. she imagines what it would be like to be a mother.and the kids wonder why Miss Cheerilee (and it is always Miss, as though they were rubbing it in) comes to class the next day with red eyes.
>>4240426>>4240423>It's okay for Pinkie to make people miserable because she's Pinkie!
>Hatting any of the non-antagonist characters>>>/Ponychan/
>>4240359>She burned a guys memories awayIn an incredibly unlikely accident>She destroyed a friendship between her friend and a stranger that had a few social issuesGilda was a bitch, Pinkie throws a party to try to make her less bitchy, DYEWTS>She will jump to conclusions and accuse innocent parties for crimes they never committed.She's not a bright pony
>>4240426>And, if not for her, Cranky would have never seen his old love again...Unless we walked around town.Dumb ass.
>>4240420We could use one more men in dreamseige
>>4240438>inb4 Cheerilee meets someone with an infantilism fetish
>>4240368>>4240414prostate stimulation, duh
>>that feel when the show will probably never really expand on the griffon, chimera, hydra, dragon, buffalo, changelings, or timber wolves much more than they have as convenient plot devices
>>4240428>>4240448But I'm too scared I'd ruin the game to come and play
>>4240446He didn't plan to walk around town since he was pretty much agreed on being secluded in his house for the rest of his remaining years.>>4240441Now you're just fabricating out of your ass.
>>4240456heyquit bringing everyone down
>>4240448Have any Evil aligned characters in the party yet?
>>4240368>Lil'PipF:E please.She was a girl.And would probably want to fuck Rarity.
>>4240446All that nigger wanted to do was stay inside his house. I bet he'd get his food delivered and everything, there's no way he would have found his girlfriend.
>>4240456Draw Diamond dog porn. That should make you feel better.
>>4240416>you impregnate Twist's DMPC with twins
>>4240450that's one of the ones i don't have.
>>4240463I'm not fabricating, that's what you said.
>>4240458That's how I felt in the beginning. Then I joined one game, and it was more fun than any other vidya I've played.Everything relies on your imagination, and if the DM allows it, anything can happen.It's pretty cool, and you can't ruin the game at all.>>4240465A lawful evil diamond dog, yeah.
>>4240463I'm pretty sure matilda would go check him out if she heard that a donkey moved into the townit is a small fucking town.
>>4240448>>4240465There's one Paladin of Nightmare Moon, actually.
>>4240441>It's okay for me to ignore the show, because my personal hangups are more important!
>>4240456Welcome to the world of little girl cartoons. Although to be fair I'm pretty sure the Changelings will be back in the comics.
>>4240469>Newt Pippington Britishhooves will never develop an impossible crush on Lil'Pip
>>4240484It's funny because that's what you're doing
>>4240438
why do you enjoy making other people angry
>>4240495
>>4240463He would have no choice but to walk around town and shop for shit, unless he planned on moving to Ponyville to start his starvation protest against heartbreak.He just wanted to be left alone, but pinkie cannot leave people alone, as shown with Gilda.They both showed the largest signs they could that they don't want to have her around.Yet, she never gets the hint and insists on getting in their shit.
Wait what happened. You guys were in a pretty good mood when I left
>>4240495Ask again when it's morning mlpgWe're still kind of chill
>>4240494I'll cum inside you, Rainbow Dash!
>>4240503Pinkiefags insisting that an annoying character would be totally fun to hang around
>>4240495i presumed everyone enjoyed doing thati mean, everyone else pisses me off almost constantly
>>4240513Every anon is hateanon.
>>4240503People decided to get mad
>>4240441But in both cases, shit she caused that made people miserable wasn't her fault.>>4240511>Not having annoying friends that are ultimately >funISHYGDDT
>>4240513that's your own problemI enjoy not being mad
>>4240495Because I will never get to hug Claire Corlett and twirl her around in the air wrapped up in my arms.
>>4240502At the end of the episode, she learned the lesson that some people like to be left alone.Do you even, etc.
http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofanameDed. DED!
What is this?http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/listings/EP013304160053
>>4240495Because I work retail.It's either I do this or contemplate suicide.Because fuck me if I am going to have someone ask me where they can find the item literally sitting next to them.
So guys what's going on?
>>4240502>He just wanted to be left alone, but pinkie cannot leave people alone, as shown with Gilda.>They both showed the largest signs they could that they don't want to have her around.Oh please, Pinkie left Gilda and Dash alone until Gilda bullied Fluttershy like an asshole, and even then she responded by throwing a party to make her feel more welcome in Ponyville.
>>4240515Well that certainly is something anon.
>>4240527>http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/listings/EP013304160053>My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic : Friendship Is Magic Part 1, Strawberry Elves>Strawberry ElvesWHAT
>>4240538>humanoid creaturesDROPPED.
>>4240502And she learned a lesson from that.This is a show about, among other things, people with problems. They acknowledge their problems and learn how to deal with them by the end of the episode.Pinkie is really no more or less fucked than any other main six, and that's a fact.
>>4240527>strawberry elvesI'm worried
>>4240527>September 8, 2012
>>4240532A party?Or a carefully played plan to ensure her demise?
>>4240531it's all completely hopeless.
>>4240521It was her fault, because she couldn't accept that they didn't want her around.
>>4240543>Humanoid creaturesYou forget about minotaurs?
>>4240538WAIT WAIT, HOLD ON A SECWHAT IS GOING ON HERE
>>4240469Did I say Lil' Pip? Shit, I was thinking of pipsqueak.
>>4240527>>4240543>>4240538We haven't even gotten an official date
>>4240532Seriously. Gilda roars in an autistic person's face, and Pinkie throws her a fucking party.
>>4240538Strawberry Elves is FiM 1's alternate title
>>4240555>>4240538How do we know it's real?
>>4240538I'm pretty sure that site has been wrong before
>>4240557>Idiots falling for an obvious troll
>>4240451>You will never slip your hand into Pipsqueak's panties and finger him while using your other hand to lightly stroke his bulgeWhat a world
>>4240474Yeah, but that's just always the classic RarityxDD rough sex pairing...Not that that's a bad thing. Would like to see her with red asschecks and the reins and bit, I'm just terrible at sitting down to draw anything for any length of time.
>>4240538If this is some kind of cross-marketing promotional thing with Strawberry Shortcake, I will be berry disappointed.
why aren't you sleeping?
>>4240565It's from the internet.It has to be real.
>>4240549
>>4240525He's one of those retardos that ignore the shown final outcome of a thing to argue might-have-beens and theoretical outcomes. Same thing once happened to me on Youtube, the video above the comments showed what happened when NCR won, but the guy I was arguing with was adamant that only terrible things would happen blah blah blah
I hate you.
>>4240414>>4240368>>4240451>>4240574>tfw you will never be on the receiving end
>>4240580Because I'm straming a movie.
>>4240560hurrdurr call her autistic again, guys
>>4240580Because I woke up like three hours agowhy would I want to go back to sleep?
>>4240578Draw her wearing that and getting knotted
>>4240172how does one partake in this pony you speaketh
>>4240591hurrdurr call her a cunt again, guyshurrdurr call her a slut again, guys
>>4240588I don't do sub
>>4240597
>>4240598Rarity pls go
>>4240598hurrdurr strawman again, guys
>>4240598hurrdurr get off the table
>>4240458It's very hard to ruin a tabletop RPG short of actively working to sabotage it.
>>4240601
we shitposts now?
I cannot stop listening to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T17czTLKZr0What are you listening to, dearest MLPG?
>>4240605hurrdurr I hate everything
I just don't like Pinkie because she shows kids that it's okay to never leave someone alone and eat like a pig
>>4240614Fuck you.
Would you lead a pony around town by a chain attached to her giant nosering?
>>4240574>you will never be a mature woman>you will never teach him how to have sex>he will never be your girly little boy toy that will let you do anything you want to him
>>4240511...but I think most of the characters in mlp would be fun to hang out with
>>4240619and be loud and annoying and never give your friends 2 seconds of peacehonestly I would probably get sick of Pinkie Pie fast. you wouldn't be able to get ANY privacy around her
>>4240448I looked on the sub but I think I am become moron destroyer of thoughts because I cannot find a Dreamsiege quest.
>>4239668>>4239681>>4239654Okay I know I'm late and slow but fuck it>Mentions Trixie's shit tier illusion that are nothing>Says that Rarity's magic is not that impressive>Completely ignoring the light show and illusions she created when presenting the dresses to Hoity and makes Trixie's look like a cheap parlor trickThe fuck you doing Snarky?
>>4240619But the entire fucking point of that episode is that it's important for some people to be left alone.Did you watch the fucking episode?
>>4240354it would happen to me if mom is drunk, thats why i ignore my familly and leave it hungry while i go get the food all for me
>>4240628>Dash, one of her best friends, tries to give her the slip to be alone>HAHA NOPE WHAT'S UP DASH?
>>4240615
>>4240620donte pls
>>4240628then nigga, why are you talking so much about her?
>>4240633I wasn't talking about any single episode.And that isn't even a lesson ever.
>>4240625>funWell there's your mistake.
>>4240638bugs scare me man
>>4240638
>>4240632the illusions during the dress show didn't actually happen.
>>4240621If they wanted me to
>>4240662>Rarity moth>no purpleTRY AGAIN YOU FAILURE
>>4240206I keep seeing this as something Snips would do.
>>4240664Hoighty Toity was clearly affected by them
>>4240645whatbut that was the first post I made about herI just joined this conversation
>>4240628>implying you don't want to let her watch you masturbate
>>4240664>the illusions during the dress show didn't actually happen.And you decided this how? Because Hoity Toity reacted to them.
>>4240649B-but I have fun all the time anon
>>4240628Why don't you talk about the pony you like? Like which one of their episodes was your favourite? Or why you like them?
GUESS WHAT ANONIT'S TIME TO MAKE A COMMITMENT TO MLPG TO IMPROVE YOURSELFRIGHT NOWTELL US WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO AND BY WHENOF COURSE YOU COULD JUST LIE ABOUT YOUR PROGRESS AND NO-ONE WOULD KNOW but youI'll go firstI'm going to lose 20 kg in 60 days
>>4240664>Hoity Toity was just high as fuck the whole time
I hate you so much.
>>4240679No you don't. Fun is a lie. All you're feeling is a little less hatred.
>>4240664Except the part where she goddamn starts creating them with her magic
>>4240685Fuck you, I'm fine just the way I am
>>4240648Tell me the lesson of "A Friend in Deed".If you say "To fuck with people as much as possible", I will come to the conclusion that a Flash-animated toy commercial for little girls is just too complicated for you to understand.
>>4240677>let her watch you masturbate>implying she wouldn't be all too happy to help
>>4240698No you're not.You're complete shit.
>>4240698NO YOU AREN'TFOR ONE THING YOU'RE HERE
>>4240701"If someone doesn't like you, you can keep bothering them until they do!"
>>4240685I am going to quit drinking.Without support.
>>4240710I guess a Flash-animated toy commercial for little girls is just too complicated for you to understand.
>>4240685...NahI'm fine thank youI don't need to tell you faggots what I'm going to do.I tell this things o my friends so they can motivate me by laughing at me for not doing them
>>4240710You can do better than that
>>4240717I guess your flash-animated toy commercial waifu is too pure to be wrong
>>4240685I'm gonna open that tumblr this weekend.
>>4240701somebody wanting to be left alone clearly means there's something wrong with them and they should be fixed.
>>4240693But I swear. I swear it's fun. I had fun with the Homestuck update today. And I had fun playing Sleeping Dogs earlier. And and I had fun chatting with my friends and now I'm even having a little bit of fun ponying with you guys.
>>4240685I would try to get rid of my acne but I have no idea how. I would do accutane but I don't want irritable bowel syndrome for the rest of my life.
>>4240727>Proactiv
I am just going to keep on drawing this until I fall over and a speedpainted concept sketch finally looks decent.
>>4240727Sleep with a clean towel over your pillowChange the towel every dayIt may not cure it completely but you should see significant improvement
>>4240726No, Anon. It's not fun. Nothing is fun. I'm sorry.
>>4240704>Pinkie will happily suck you off under your desk while you post on MLPG>every now and then she'll climb up into your lap and tell you to stop shitposting or no fucking tonight
>>4240685Make my parents happyor Get rich and not support them when I do
>>4240720>>4240717http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcJdnwMRDZE&t=7m38sI swear, you pinkiefags are so stubborn."I don't get it, how could someone not want to be friends with me?"
>>4240723is that applebloom in the bottom right corner?
>>4240727Have you tried benzoyl peroxide yet?
>>4240737>sMILE's everyday life
why are you doing this
>>4240732Hi Buttercup! It looks nice!
>>4240650funny how i adore them the only one i fear and respect is the bee, i see them as flying daggers whit wings mancrazy fucks going all...HURR HEY R U A FLOWER?
>>4240722>But the less- >Nuh uh, she's just a dick>The ending moral lesson is literally "leave people alone>Keep telling yourself that waifufag>>4240740That's the middle of the episode. Why do you keep up the troll anon? Nobody can be this retarded.
>>4240736B-but anon... If fun is a lie what do I have to live for? ;_;
>>4240747nigga i take antibiotics twice a day, peroxide wash, duac cream at night.its getting old
>>4240740http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcJdnwMRDZE&t=21m00s
>>4240768maybe you should pour acid on your face
>>4240757I love moths, butterflies, and pretty much any insect. I hate bees, wasps, and yellowjackets. And Changelings.
>>4240772DJ ACID
>>4240710
Would you tease and please this OC's feets?
>>4240737>she'll never brush her tail over your face as she turns to leave, holding it high and giving you a nice view of her cunt
>>4240773And I hate you.
>>4240732Don't hurt yourself now
>>4240762>>4240771My point is still that she can't accept someone doesn't want to be her friendAnd that's terrible.
>>4240206>Rumble likes playing Paladins and rescuing maidens.>he always has to save Scootaloo when she screws up
>>4240763There is nothing to live for. There is no fun. There are no ponies. You have no friends. No one cares about you.
>You will never introduce Twilight to an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy
>>4240787>she can't accept someone doesn't want to be her friend>BAAAW YOU GUYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LET PEOPLE BE FUCKING MISERABLE, WHAT A BITCH
>>4240782>Dragon>Human feetScalefags pls
>>4240782no
you've just encountered your favorite pony in a secluded meadow and then this happens:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND5_Jt65CQQwhat do?
>>4240785Get in line. I have lots of hateanons.
>>4240790Cool, thanks! I bet a gun like that one could fetch a good price.I appreciate this, I really do.
>>4240773hey you.yeah, you.buzz buzz, motherfucker.
>>4240787Yeah, but nobody was arguing that point, just that she learns to do better at the end.
>>4240794>Pinkie leave me alone>CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP>Woops I showed your baldness to ponyville>Woops I burnt your book of memories>Pinkie please go>CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP CHEER UP>Okay, now that you're my friend, I can leave you alone :3c
>>4240808You're welcome, Anon. With the money you get from it I hope you can escape this hell I'm trapped in.
>>4240737If Pinkie was here with me, I wouldn't even fucking bother with MLPG.Except to camwhore with her and rub it in your faces.
>>4240795Dashfags pls
this thread is now hainted
>>4240810
>>4240793some day anon ,some day.
>>4240765But Pinkie has such a warm heart, how can you dislike her?All the ponies are awkward or socially inept, to an extent. They all hurt each other sometimes. You know what?They're still friends.
>>4240813You missed the part where she reunites him with his long-lost lovers
>>4240817These are the only feet of Haiku's I can enjoyand oh man have I enjoyed them
>>4240813>Guy is miserable>Won't say why>Accidentally hurt his feelings>He reveals why he is miserable>She immediately fixes the problem>He is no longer miserable>She is therefore a fucking whore and doesn't deserve to live
>>4240821chain rattle
>>4240793http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/
>>4240821
>>4240829Which was as simple as walking around and seeing her. It wasn't like she traveled the country or anything.
>>4240810>>4240822Why does Snarky want to fuck bees
>>4240837The fuck is that supposed to be?
>>4240835>The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record
>>4240840He wants them to sting him in the pee hole.
>>4240832door SLAM
>>4240831>Guy is miserable>Won't say why>Accidentally destroys the last pictures he has of good memories>He reveals why he is miserable>"Oh hey she was walking around town, I could just bring her to you">SUDDENLY FRIENDSHIPThis is a bad message
>>4240848plate shatter
>>4240848>"You left the door to the attic open again, Anon! I got it, though - don't worry!"
>>4240828BCS confirmed for god tier opinions.
>>4240853creeeeeeeeeak
>>4240853winking so hard it's audible from another room
>>4240853erotic sigh
>>4240844A demon of some sort.Honestly only pussies get scared by these.
>>4240869I guess I'm a pussy, man.I opened that, closed my eyes immediately, and closed itFUCK that artwork.
>>4240875It's a gif too.
>>4240832>>4240848>>4240853>>4240865>>4240866>>4240868What the fuck is going on here?
>>4240875awyou missed the best part
>>4240869>>4240875Looks like one of the snail people from Uzumaki.
>>4240869I remember getting a little creeped out by those books when I was about 7 or 8 years old.That's about it, though. I just didn't get the point of the pictures.
>>4240869FUCK! Those fucking books TERRIFIED ME AS A KID! Scary movies all terrified me! Even fucking stupid ass godzilla movies from the seventies with the big googly eyes gave me nightmares!AND YET I CONTINUED TO WATCH AND READ SCARY SHIT CONSTANTLY!Pinkie was right.
>>4240757>Normal bees doing this.>They are just curious.>A Yellow Jacket or a wasp does this, the whole flying on your face.>They know you are going to freak out.>And they are laughing.
>>4240869It's not really scary. It looks very friendly.
FUCK YOU
>>4240912No fuck you.I'm sick of putting up with your shit.
>>4240869>Didn't even see it moveCome on man. Here. I won't spoiler this one for you but you have to promise to watch it all.
>>4240905You're fucking bananas
>>4240911>transparentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>4240822i always see these fuckers at the line to cross the border.honestly its bad enough your in an enclosed area just to get through now you have to stand in a desert whit two or three of those saying hello on your head.>one time thou visited puerto vallarta or whatever in a hardrock club thing whatever>the roads there were made out of cobblestone and shit> had to climb step by step, no honest you have to CLIMB STEPS > then bam a fuzzy green one right in my face.>mfw
>>4240912Damn, those fingers are fucking thin.
Which pony has the best smelling sweat?
>>4240934Rarity, since she doesn't sweat. A lady perspires, darling.
>>4240919That's pretty fucking funny.I like it when I think something's going to be scary and ends up letting me down easy. Like that creepypasta that ended with "To my horror, a skeleton popped out."
>>4240934Your waifu when I'm plowing her while you're at work.
>>4240934If you don't like spearmint and vanilla you can fuck right off to hell
>>4240939But she's always covered in about a dozen different stallions' sweat and other fluids.
>>4240839Now you're just implying. How do we know she's going to do just that?
>>4240934You.
>>42409334chan is largely malnourishedbecause of meth.
>>4240951Because she was walking around earlier in the episode, that's how Pinkie found her.
>>4240941
>>4240933I keep trying to get up the resolve to play the piano. But I'm so shit at it I get discouraged.Oh and there's the minor problem that it's in storage.
>>4240952>Flitter and scentplayAw yiss, can we Flitter/CC feels now?
>>4240941what about >rape where it turns out both parties are in to it?is that cool too?
this doesnt look like rose's OC not even a little bit, i would know since i jack it to rose's fox fursona every night.
>>4240954I thought 4chan was obese.
>>4240968What does that have anything to do with scary gifs?
>>4240970only /v/and some of /k/
>>4240954i was going to say pesi and cake but i heardthose where lies too huh anonoh shit brb bed
>>4240968Personally, as someone that fetishizes rape, I hate that so much.The only thing worse is when after the assailant cums, he's like "Was I rough enough? I hate roleplay." or something.
>>4240961Hope it won't be too pissed at you when you finally go to pull it out.
>>4240972Nothing, I'm just testing the waters for fanfiction that I'm trying to writesorry
>>4240970I lived right down the road from the hospital Patrick Deuel was staying in.He's actually a very sweet man.
>>4240952>Flutter nuzzles her face into your chest, inhaling deeply and savoring your masculine scent>she trails her tongue up your abs, and over your chest
>>4240973Don't forget /fit/!
>>4240968I would say google BDSM and preconsent but it's mostly boring feminazi articles and not the down-to-earth anecdote stuff from people you'd want to read.
>>4240962>when she does laundry, sometimes, she'll hold one of your work-shirts to her nose and just enjoy your scent for a moment before she tosses it in the washer.
>>4240978>you will never prank rape Pinkie Pie
>>4240984Nah, /fit/'s problem is they're full of Auschwitz-mode claiming giant lifts.
>>4240970Only /v/ and some of /tg/.Everyone else is scrawny
anyone have any drawing tablet recommendations?i have a small intous 3 the surface is slippery and it just doesnt feel right.
>>4240982>Implying abs>Implying she won't get a mouthful of hair licking my stomach.
>>4240987>You had a talk with her about not washing them.
>>4240933Man you should see mine.
>>4240978I've always wanted to write a story around a repugnant fetish in such a way that it completely takes all the fun out of it for anyone who reads it - but only once they're already invested enough in the story that they can't put it down.
OUR HEARTS WERE RINGINGIN THE KEY THAT OUR SOULS WERE SINGING
>>4240970>lived at home, i was extremely obese>move out and lose all weight and become skinny for the first time in life>lose job and move home, become obese againi wish i had learned from my mistakes.
>>4241005>double-jointedAH! put that shit away!
>>4241007Well, that's exactly how to do it.Though I tend to take those and rewrite them to fit my needs and never share them.
>>4240998I use a bamboo fun myself. If the surface is slippery, maybe you can change the tip of your pen, I don't know.
>>4241011I'm not double jointed though.
>>4240978That's kind of like when it turns out an alien planet was earth all along.Or when it turns out the whole story was only a dream, or something.
Which one of you is crying? I'm coming for you!Don't run, it's just ham!
>>4241008DO YOU REMEMBER NEVER A CLOUDY DAY
>>4240986feminazi articles are fucking hilarious, though.
>>4241011
>>4240998since everyone is upgrading to intuos5 i was able to buy a used intuos4 from a local gay furry porn artist for extremely cheap.
>>4241007THIS RIGHT HEREhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/33213/Adventures-of-a-Teenage-Foalsitter
>>4241002I hope you're not insinuating she doesn't wash them. She knows it's better to always have nice, clean shirts. She's not about to let you wallow in filth, no way! If she didn't do the laundry and keep a clean house, she wouldn't be doing her job as a homemaker very well, would she?But there's something about the smell of a man who's been working hard all day... the smell of honest, hard work and all that testosterone~
>>4241022I am...
>>4241027I had a black friend that could bend the tip of his thumb all the way back to the baseWe used to fuck with people and make them think he broke it
>>4240998>>4240998I use a Trust Slimline Widescreen Tablet 16529 because I'm poor, but it's nice and it's never done me wrong. The pen gets a little sweaty if you hold onto it for too long, but I used it for like 12 hours straight once with no problems.
>>4241030>The smell of a man who sat in a video store for eight hours.
>>4240998i see a lot of traditionalfags who say tablets are too slippery so they tape a piece of paper over the surface
>>4241034Oooh, this is bad! Who send all these babies to fight?Hide, cowards!
Are you a tits or an ass man?
>>4241036I can make it look like my wrists are broken.It's just no comfortable the day after.Puts the tendons under a ton of stress.
>>4240962in my headcanon, Flitter feels inferior to CloudchaserCC is prettier, cooler, more laid-back, is more popular with the stallions, constantly beats her at pretty much anything they try together, etc.Flitter try not to let it show, but it would always be there nagging at the back of her mind. she just wants to feel special like her sister is
>>4241022hey, is someone out there crying?no, no, somebody's crying. what's wrong?
>>4241053tatas all the way
>>4241046I always do that, tear it off to clean the tablet after something ridiculous happens, then completely forget that I'm rubbish without that paper there.Any fellow drawfags do the same?
>>4241053A little bit of both.
>>4241053Tits but I appreciate a nice ass.
>>4241053I'm not pickyas long as neither of them are located just above the vagina.
What class would each pony play as in TF2
>>4241046Why didn't I ever think of it? The feeling is awesome!
>>4241053I'M A SCAT MANhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMWudFLsaY
>>4241056ass if i had to choose, but both are integral.
>>4241053Tits
>>4241053i dont know anymore, i really love boobs but titfucking in real life is awful, anime porn videos have lied to me.
>>4241010ive seen this happen alotwish I was faster maybee i could stop shit from going down hill all i see is random dream/ future visionsand mostly i still think its bull shit>but they always ace it!
>>4241067All them overtime when the situation demands it
>>4241053Tits are meh, and I really, really, REALLY love a nice ass, but I'm a foot man.
>>4241036I had a friend who liked playing Mercy, and was possessed of tremendous forearm and grip strength.I took him on once, and when we started, he gripped my hand so hard his knuckles popped. Very loudly.For about five seconds, everyone around us, thought he'd either crushed my hand, or broken my wrist. Including myself.
>>4241072Goddamn that picture. The definition of a guilty fap.
>>4241080inb4 le epic meme
Would you buy a printed version of the MLPG archive from the beginning? Maybe just a compilation?
>>4241043Oh, Hush. It's the fact you're working an honest job that matters.And while she's around, you'll always have nice, clean, pressed laundry in the morning.It's not too much to ask that she takes a little whiff of you every so often, is it, sweetie?
>>4241060I think it would wear away the tip faster. Plus there is a tracing plastic thing over it anyway so mine might do that by default.
>>4241067Dash - ScoutApplejack - Heavy or SoldierTwilight - Engineer or SniperFluttershy - MedicPinkie - Pyro or DemomanRarity - Spy
I'm bored.Start yelling at each other again.
>>4241053Why not both?
>>4241096What are you even talking about
>>4241102Just the >feels
>>4241102Would I pay money for it?...Huh you know I thought my answer would immediately be no but I think I could spend a little bit.I'm a cheap piece of shit though so I guess my max would be 10 bucks.
>>4241102No, why would I do that?
>>4241108>AJ not playing engineerWoooooheeeeeee, would ya look at that?
>>4241102HELL NO
>>4241113>hating tits>liking ass and feet
>>4241005Did we just become keyboard niggas?
>>4241124I never said I hate tits.And what kind of fag doesn't like a nice ass?
>>4241103Only if I can have a whiff of her too.There's nothing quite like the smell of nice floral-scented shampoo mixed with the unmistakable scent of "girl"I bet she smells really nice
>>4241102I would spend a few hundred for a glass Coke Pony.
>>4241122Besides the accent and possible hatwear, there's nothing really there for AJ to latch onto
Season 3 is next week apparently>>4238328
>>4241102it would be almost composed of shitposting.
>>4241056>Flitter is a few minutes younger than Cloudchaser.>she's always been the little sister>part of the reason she loves Rumble and Thunderlane so much, is that she gets to be a big sister to Rumble.
>>4241133God, I would too.I'd keep her in my refrigerator just because.
>>4241109ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ﹗
>>4241127Nah mine's different.
>>4241137AJ is a very constructive pony. I bet she can relate to whacking things with a wrench.
>>4241053Like any red-blooded man, I likes me a nice pair of legs.
>>4241138>random site>Friendship is Magic: Friendship is Magic pt 1>Strawberry ElvesNo, no it isn't, don't be a faggot.
>>4241130hey you don't need to rationalise to me bro, i don't care which gender you put your dick in
>>4241103At least gym days are interesting. She wouldn't be spotting you so much as inhaling your aroma. Even afterwards when you're all sore and tired, she'd be rubbing herself all over you.Flitter would never let you shower in the locker room, you'd have to wait til you get home. And even then she'd just throw you onto the living room floor for filthy, sweaty fucking.Morning runs end with sex behind some bushes.
>>4241143>>4241133brb, going to a glass blower to eBay it with a starting bid of $100
>>4241143I'd never fucking drink her unless she asks me too.But I would flash freeze her.
>grandma died today>i make a promise to myself that i will not jack off on the day that my grandma died>look at clock, its 2amtime to lube up
>>4241153Hey man, you can enjoy traps all you want.
>>4241152tvlistings isn't a random site.
>>4241132mm. orange blossoms. delicious.
>>4241162It sure as hell looks like it.
>>4241155Unless it's an expertly crafted class figurine with every little detail perfect down to etches in the glass for her mane, don't expect anyone here to buy it.Besides maybe nathan
>>4241158>>i make a promise to myself that i will not jack off on the day that my grandma diedUh. Why?
>>4241158
I'm signing up to a doctor's practice and the form is asking me if I've ever taken non-prescription drugs. I have. I've taken a lot of non-prescription drugs. Should I tick yes, or should I tick 'no' anyway?
>>4241133If only.
>>4241133she'd only speak Spanish. just so you know.
>>4241165I dunno, I figured she'd be wearing lavender
>>4241177Depends on whether you want to die or not
>>4241186I don't want to die.
>>4241182Why?That doesn't even make sense
>>4241177You should probably be honest with your doctorWhat kind of recreational drugs are we talking here?
>>4241154>she grinds her thighs together as you drive, your hypermasculine scent driving her wild with desire.>sometimes, she can't wait until you get home.>"Park the car, honey. I want you right NOW."
>>4241182You can't see it, but I am face palming.I was talking about a figurine.
>>4241189Well then unless you mean casual shit like weed, you tick that 'yes' box.
>>4241173i dunno, i guess it doesnt make any sense. i just dont want to have the memory in my brain that i furiously masturbated to horrifying gay furry porn right after my grandma died.
>>4241177Say no, as long as you're just working there and not in a trial, it doesn't matter.
>>4241173For neurotypicals, it's called "showing respect for the dead."
>drinking mexican coke in glass bottle>some guy walks up to me>"clink! us MLPGer's eh? XD"
>>4241190because glass-bottle Coke is only bottled in Mexico.Coke and Mexican Coke are separate items.
>yfw the 'Strawberry elves' are creepy hostile fae folk who come across more as unknowable horrors from deep within the canopies of everfree, like the original elves from mythology were.The team has done a pretty good job at bringing us fantastical creatures thus far guys. Don't give up just now.
>>4241177Why the fuck are you asking us?
>>4241142>but even Rumble is starting to outgrow her fawning behavior>and Thunderlane confessed to CC that one time even if she did turn him down>Flitter doesn't hate her sister - she loves her with all her heart>instead she beats up on herself for not being good enough
>>4241201That's a pretty happy image.
>>4241202Really? Huh.
>>4241177I hope you realize that Advil is non-prescription.
>>4241201>Shatter pone on curb.>Slice his throat.>MLPG 4 life.
>>4241203GODDAMMIT WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE
>>4241184>lavendarI would bury my face in that mane
>>4241191Cannabis, LSD, Cocaine, Ketamine, Provigil, Ecstacy, PCP, Benzos. Probably more but I can't remember at the minute. And this isn't the doctor, this is a form for the paperwork so I'll be able to visit the doctor.I think I'll tick 'no' and just answer different if it ever becomes relevant.>>4241205Because MLPG is wise.
>>4241213>Flash your ">implying" tattoo to his buddies>Gotta let them know who they're messing with
>>4241216tomorrow, just like every day
>>4241201>Listening to radio advertisement about the SMU Mustangs>"The ponies are back and ready to take on the competition at Ford Stadium!">poniesHOLY FUCK BRONY REFERENCE GUYS
>>4241201>eating fried rice and about to put some Sriracha on it>some chump walks up to me>"She's so tsundere isn't she! us MLPGer's eh? XD">ask sriracha pone what the fuck this guy is smoking
>>4241165>>4241218>>4241184>Not rosehips>not chamomile
>>4241203see >>4241185
>>4241225>You can't understand a single word he says.
odd number ponyeven number sleep0 watch Chyna's new porno
>>4241216Never.Tis the age of Eternal Hiatus.Only he who possesses the Bronybot Maretrix of Readership can give us word of the new season's approach and light our darkest hour.Till all are pone
>>4241225>"WHO THIS GUY!? WHAT SOON-DA-RAY?">he chatters at you in Thai, but he appears very worried that he managed to get into your house.
>>4241235What's your favorite fetish, anyway?
>>4241213>>4241221>brass knuckles that leave a "BOOP" bruise
We ded an I'm tiredGoodnight mlpg
>>4241240
Megatron: SethistoSoundwave: EqD StaffStarscream: Nathan
>>4241251>Bandannas with The Marker on them, tied around your shoe, or around your face or hair.>"THIS IS HORSEFUCKER TURF, BITCH! OUTTA THE FUCKIN' CAR!"
>>4241261I don't think Seth even remembers Nathan exists.
>>4241261MLPG: Cybertron
>>4241261>Starscream: not Winston.
>>4240425i have the rarity one of thesewhere are the others
>>4241249changes night to night. right now, extremely fake, plastic women, especially when ugly but done up to look faux-hot. Chyna. Pamela Peaks. can't explain why i like it.
>>4240367>responding to an hour an a half old post
>>4241271What, so like bimbos?That's strange.
What's the largest thing each pony can fit up their butt?
But Sethisto does not have control or want control of MLPG.Cybertron is the fandom as a whole. View counts are energon.Leth is Teletran 1
>>4241275A handful of strawberries
>>4241275A coconut!
>>4241275Celestia: A living pony.She's out of practice, but in her heyday she could fit a draft stallion the size of Big Macintosh
>>4241280but how did it got there in the first place?
>>4241206>Rumble is getting a little old for hugs and Flitter playing with his hair>But he knows what it means to her, so he doesn't make a fuss about it.
>>4241275
>>4241275a roll of ten thousand dollars.
Does anyone else get really high and listen to music and daydream about ponies?Because it's fuckin' great.
>>4241284A swallow migrates for the winter, yet this is no stranger to our land!
>>4241282my favorite fetish
>>4241286>Implying wouldn't go full Decepticon on her ass.FIRST WE CRACK THE SHELL, THEN WE CRACK THE NUTS INSIDE
>>4241293Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
>>4241192>when you finally get into the shower, she grabs your underwear out of the hamper and furiously masturbates with it draped over her face>you caught her once>you thought only guys did that
>>4241264>DORKS shirt, concealed in a black leather jacket
>>424128910,000 $1 billsor $10,000 in any denominationcause I can do the latter
>>4241291i tend to get drunk and do the same because its cheaper.vicodin is really nice too
>>4241301>double-colorsyou're gonna get beat with padlock bandanas, me boyo.
I thought I'd post this since the guys over at the submarine said she looked like Derpy
>>4241298Not at all...!
>>4241271Rarity with extensive cosmetic improvements?Huge, bouncy breasts?
I want to cum on Applejack's pretty face.
>>4241308A little too purple to be Derpy, that's more of a Cloudkicker
>>4241304ten thousand in twenties.because nobody checks twenties for counterfeit.
>>4241286>tfw cousin would always hug on me.>She was a model.>tfw the ony guy in high school that could walk up to her casually and BS with her.Nobody else could do it, her clique kinda gave me looks but hell with them.
>>4241315Eh, seems like kind of an odd pony's face to cum on.I mean I can understand Rarity, Pinkie, or Derpy's face, but AJ? Nah, man.
>>4241308I'm I using the wrong submarine or something? Because I went there before and nobody is posting anything.
>>4241319I had an Indian guy working in a Subway check a 20 I gave him.I had to point out the watermark of Hamilton's face. Thought the fucker was trying to swindle me for a second.
I like Atryl
>>4241324People mostly go to /q/ there
>>4241315>not wanting to cum inside of her firm, winking cunt nestled between her powerful asscheeks and thighs as she slams her hips into yours
>>4241323Rarity would swallow. Doesn't like to get her makeup all messed up.
>>4241322Oh, that had to feel GREAT.>"Who the fuck are YOU?!">"Her cousin. Step aside."
Which pony would promote a socialist regime the most?
>>4241329I've never done any /q/ related stuff. When I go there I don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>4241338My brother
>>4241319>>4241326>Having money that can be counterfeitNiggas aint got shit on my monopoly money
>>4241336Rarity, she's just so damn generous.
>>4241313yeah, fake tits and a general sense of being a cheap whore, but especially if she's got some city miles on her. like, mid-fifties trying to make herself look (very badly) like she was mid-twenties. just Google Pamela Peaks (actually, don't. seriously. you'll regret it.). that's exactly what i'm on about.
>>4241347>Implying Rarity wouldn't transform Equestria into a Fashion Police StateFashist whore.
>>4241336How can a hermit with a house full of animals live without government subsidiaries?
>>4241336Fluttershy would
Season 3 better be announced today.
>>4241348I wish I hadn't googled Pamela Peaks
>>4241335It did have its horribly awkward moments.>Dude points out a choice pair of thong.>Notice the hair first, won't go down further.>He gets that look of "What the fuck is your problem?"
>>4241300>one of her favorite things is having you slowly drag your balls across her face>the musky smell of your taint and sweaty mancock send her into near-orgasmic spasms
>>4241360told you.
>give banana blowjob>it falls apartdammit
>>4241362>sweaty mancock
>>4241348Ugh. Pamela peaks? How about Holly Halston?
"D-dragon aren't as cool as me, Applejack!"
>>4241372Listen, we have a lot of genders and species here. It's nice to define the genitalia we and our partners are working with
>>4241373plenty whorish, but lacks je ne sais quoi. do like her stuff, though.
>>4241362Which pony are you guys talking about?
>>4241379I don't know why I haven't thought about this before, but I'd absolutely love to rail Rainbow Dash in that patrol cap
>>4241388sounds like you'd want to rail military chicks.
>>4241286>if he ever gets sick, she's always first to show up at his flat with soup and make sure he's okay.>it made having the flu a much less unpleasant experience than it normally would be.
Night, MLPG see you tomorrow
>>4241397gnittghta anona
>>4241388Dash looks really cute in billed caps.>soul-sick, tomorrowThis does not bode well for me
>>4241386Flitter.Flitter likes men who smell like sweat and testosterone, and Cloudchaser likes her partners smelling clean and fresh.
>>4241397Bonne nuit gros.
>>4241328his ponies are good
>>4241393I've loved military chicks for a while before poniesNo idea why I never linked it to ponies
I dont get why I'm sexually attracked to a blue cartoon horse
>>4241405Which one likes the smells of cinders and ashes the most?
>>4241413do you prefer a good soldier who takes orders, or a commanding officer?
Which pony would rock the tambourines and the didgeridoo?Would you go guru with them?
>>4241413Would you rail Nightguard, who is a genuine military chick and not some backwater wannabe cunt?
>>4241420celestia, reminder of days long gonedyewts
>>4241420
>>4241427YesEspecially since they can't play the jew's harp because of their enormous horse lips. I'd make me indispensable.
>>4241428>she excuses herself for a moment to "change into something more comfortable.">she comes back wearing a catsuit and domino-mask, holding a riding-crop and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs.>she takes a picture of the look on your face before slipping out of it and having a laugh.
>>4241328But is he your favourite anthro artist?
>>4241427no, because there's another pony whom i'm already voodooing, bitch.
>>4241427Gilda would totally be one of the convicts in the humvee.
Engage.
>>4241436>bittenhardThat guy turned me into a furry. Aah, the blazikenXtrainer comic... I was so ashamed to like it at the time...
>>4241275Both hooves, darling!>Jesus fuck Rarity, Twilights rectum isn't a clown car you know.
MUAHAHA I think I figured out how the legs interlock for pony tribadism! Yes!Except it's day time MLPG now so I guess I'll just throw my concepts up on tumblr later.
>>4241424I guess you could say a commanding officer, but I like the hard chicks that could lay you flat with several broken bones on instinct.Shame they don't really exist.
>>4241452hahaha, what the fuck
>>4241460Post it you bitchThe night will last forever if we let it
>>4241456he's good people.
>>4241460What's your tumblr? Never knew you had one.
>>4241460Its 3:30 Am on the west coastNot usually daytime MLPG for another couple of hours
>>4241456I know right?He's so good nowadays I feel bad that i'll never be anywhere near as good as him.
>>4241456That is an excellent comic
>Bittenhard>GoodMaybe if you like stomach vaginas
Post the first gay furry image you masturbated to
>>4241483But the boobs
>>4241437I never got to finish that game.That's probably the thing I regret most of making a move on my buddy's roommate - that I could never go back to my buddy's place and play his X-Box again because of her drama-queening.
>>4241469Well, it kind of looks like this but I probably need to ink it for people to make sense of my weird x-ray scribblevision shit. They USUALLY don't delete NSFW links in the daytime... http://i.imgur.com/rZJL8.pngMy problem had to do with how the legs interlock and it's not perfect but I can see how to make it work a little better now.
>>4241461they do. just, hope you like a decidedly more Amazonian woman.but who doesn't?
>>4241459>it was this bigBy the way, isn't it drawn by the same guy who drew this?
>>4241489They're alright. I don't like his composition or lines that much either.
>>4241488I don't remember what it was, but it was probably either Sephebonblade or Gideon. Possibly Nudog.I'm not real clear on the timeline of how I turned in to a furfag
>>4241495Something just doesn't look right about this.
>>4241488I ain't doin' thathttp://e621.net/post/show/55332
Post a namefag that's not popular/infamous
>>4241495Certainly not me.I'd die if I could date a woman like that. Maybe with a softer face, though.
>>4241507jim profit
>>4241507Oh! Me!
>abandon MLPG since season 2 ended and /mlp/ was born>come back to thisWhat, did I come back on a good night or something? I remember LAST year's summer was absolutely dreadful. Just lucky, I guess.Oh yeah, that reminds me. I saw porn drawn by Tess the other week. What in God's name did I miss?
>>4241471It's http://artwithoutprediction.tumblr.com/
>>4241488I can't remember what it was.
>>4241507I've posted once with my name. Twice now!
>>4241513I fucking hate that guy
Why don't you have the entire MLP:FiM soundtrack on your mp3 player?
>>4241502yeah, i agree; she should have the strap, jack, and be aligned with Natty.
>>4241516haha, a summer's worth of any explanation of what's happened here is too much to write.Come back season 3.
>>4241523Because I don't have a mp3 player
>>4241523Because who the fuck still uses an mp3 player?
>>4241488Am I actually supposed to be able to remember what it was?Chances are though, it was something feminine, with scales
>>4241523I have an ipod
>>4241516This is worse then last summerEarly mornings are alright as always
>>4241488I never did.
>>4241488Can't remember for the life of me, but it was probably a feminine rabbit boy or something else entry-level.
>>4241511how about black?
>>4241507Φ
>>4241541The chin's still turning me off, but that's getting better. Not very muscular quads though.
>>4241541
>Open pictures library>Assloads of porn I haven't moved to my porn folder yet>I'll get to it later
These threads aren't much related to mlp if you think about it
>>4241554>Mood: Apathetic>Music: Harry Belafonte - Jump in the Line
>>4241563
>>4241554
>>4241506What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>4241546well, how's about Bull Nakano? not overtly muscular, but legit dangerous, and combines that with being Japanese and completely fucking insane.
>>4241563What are you talkin' about? It's written "MLPGeneral" on top.
>>4241563They used to be before /b/read and /v/ showed up
>>4241575The eyes looking up... Those eyes, man... Don't look at the dicks, look at the face...
>>4241488All furry is pretty gay.I think it was something by jeremy bernal
>>42415762wrestler4me
>>4241527Whenever that is.>>4241563Ah. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>4241572It's weird knowing that there are people here who actually masturbate to real horse pron
I've been on e621 more than facebook in the last monthwhere did my life go
>>4241591I've been doing that long before mlp.
>you will never shower Dashie will real cum
>>4241563There hasn't been an episode in 5 months.
>>4241596>You will never be showered in Dashie's spicy rainbow semen
>>4241582>don't look at the dicks, look at the faceDon't lie to yourself
>>4241594>having a facebook
>>4241596hey bro pass the mayo
>>4241594Facebook's not really the best website to go to fap.
>>4241614>>not having friends
>>4241596>you'll never give Dash a pearl necklace
>>4241614>tfw you can't not have a facebook without being called out as a weirdo
>>4241596>you will never fill Dashie will real cum
>>4241614>implying facebook is completely badhttp://www.facebook.com/larry.gooseman?sk=wall
You are given once chance to pump a pony with your glorious seedWhich pony is it and what position
>>4241614
>>4241634Celestia. doesn't matter what position.gotta keep the sun in the sky.
Would you watch a Dark Souls anime /co/?
>>4241638It's nice to know that whatever happens, I'll always be niggas with SB
>>4241634>my seed>gloriouspick onefuck off that's disgusting
Would you fuck this pony
>>4241649Of courseKloudmutt why can't you artAnd to think I use to worship you
>>4241644I don't know. I've never even played.
>>4241649YesAssuming she was in to it
>>4241644why is Frampt never featured in these things?
>>4241644I'd give it a try, at least.
>>4241634CheerileeI would get her pregnant
>>4241649
>>4241649>tfw people send faust porn of her oc
>>4241646Whoa guys, we got a NON-PONYFUCKER here!
>>4241656He's ugly and he smells bad
>>4241662Maybe he's a furry
>>4241661i can just die now
>>4241659there's nothing more she'd want in the world, but she really can't afford a child on her own. unless you're prepared to stick around, you can forget it, jack.
>>4241662That's not what he said at all
>>4241659>I would get her pregnantAbout that
>>4241644Only after finishing the Demon's Souls anime first.I still miss /co/....
>>4241662It's just that the concept of me having sex is the most disgusting thing for me.
>>4241661That's what she gets for making self-insert alicorn OCs.
>>4241649I'm sorry that he strayed from pony and got into anthrofag.
>>4241644Who is that guy on the top left? I've always seen him getting portrayed in most of Dark Souls pictures. Is it supposed to be you?
>>4241684then why are you here during hiatus
After 19 straight hours of posting on MLPG, I only just now noticed that I haven't pissed since I woke up 6 hours previous to that.Oh god it was so relaxing, seriously.
>>4241690Did she actually create that?I always thought it was a fandom thing
>>4241644Everything about this picture is depressing almost everyone on it meets a horrible end or did something unspeakable in their past or is evil or just SOMETHING is wrong with them.
>>4241690I don't think she deserved this.
>>4241699Cool.
>>4241702Nope she made it as a present for bronycon or some bullshit like that, i don't remember rightly.
>>4241693In a way. It's knight Oscar. At the beginning of the game he frees you from your cell, but suffers are fatal fall and dies.Before he passes on, he imparts to you a legend his family passed on to him, and bids you follow in the quest he was supposed to lead.With the way Lordran has a messed up experience of time and dimensions, in another universe he's probably the hero.
>>4241699Yes, mlpg is so captivating your body doesn't function as it would normally. I suggest going outside and walking for a little hour.
>>4241710Ohh...wait..yeah now I remember. I think I accidentally killed him after his speech.
>>4241710>DeS anime like the Matrix>one protagonist, yet two distinct characters>they only truly begin to succeed when they become one
>>4241710>>4241721Sounds like CHIMkidding, but that sounds almost early-Talosian
>>4241725>You will never mantle Faust
AJ could fucking kill you with a single kick. All she'd have to do is turn around and buck her legs. She could fucking kill you.And Twilight could probably make a forcefield expand inside your brain and blow up your head.And Fluttershy could probably make you kill YOURSELF if she used her stare.You'd have some pretty dangerous friends in Equestria.
>>4241725>early Talosianwut.Are you saying the Chosen undead's journey is somewhat analogous to TES Talos?Because in DaS both endings are bad and awful and there's no real winners.
>>4241725it's a common hero story. when faced with overwhelming supernatural odds, the mortal, cowardly hero must reconcile his divine, lion-hearted inner god, for a house divided cannot stand.often as not, he achieves apotheosis.
So who is gettin the harves tmoon cow edition in sept?
Which pony should I pretend my pillow is tonight?
>>4241741I can see!I!CAN!!FIGHT!!!
>>4241736And RD could pick you up and spike you in to the ground at a moment's noticeRarity could spin you around the room in a dozen little piecesPinkie could pop out of your chest at a moment's noticeWhy would you try to agitate the ponies? Wouldn't you want to be friends with them?
we video games now?
>>4241752Mr. Cake
>>4241745>cow
>>4241752Pinkie Pie's giant, sentient butt.
>>4241752Large applepony
>>4241756It's too early for this
>>4241755Of course I would! But it just dawned on me how powerful and dangerous they could be.If they ever fell victim to evil beyond the scope of a kids' show, you'd be toast.
>>4241755>Rarity could spin you around the room in a dozen little piecesReminds me of that jerk magician in a Vance novel about the Old Earth.
>>4241736>powerlevel dickwavinggo back to /tg/
>>4241741But in DaS you're just the puppet of far older and terrible things.Your only choices are to sacrifice yourself to the flame and perpetuate the tyranny of ancient gods or abandon the fire and plunge the world into dark, leaving humanity to fend for itself against the abyss.
>>4241755>Pinkie could pop out of your chest at a moment's notice.I like to think we could freak people out through use of her cartoon powers.Like she could rush to the hospital in "labor". The doctors would go through birthing her and shit.Then I would fucking slide out of her vagina and hit the floor, all naked and slimy.The doctors would probably faint and Pinkie & I would just be laughing as we ran out of the building.
>>4241766In a situation like that you would have to rely on purity of heart and a heavy dose of plot armorEquestria is a dangerous place, DYEWTS?
>>4241758>not getting the cow version
>>4241772/co/, my man. Always /co/.
>>4241755>>4241736I'd want to be friends with them because they're nice and are funny, not because I'm scared of being murdered by them otherwise.
>>4241779But Superman Prime is beyond overpowered.
>>4241752Skinny anon
>>4241773yes, but the point still stands.>direct descendant of the Pygmy (heart of a god)>controlled by player who doesn't want to lose his Souls or Humanity (heart of a man)>set against some of the oldest beings in existence>often receives little direct help, and what is received is very temporary>in either end, achieves apotheosis of some kind
>>4241745That's the one that comes in the special anniversary edition or something, right? Costs, like, 10 bucks extra. What's it got that the regular one with the yak doesn't have?
>>4241777I imagine I'd feel pretty useless, though. My friends would be off defeating supernatural evil all the time while I stayed back home above Sugarcube Corner so my non-magical, non-cartoon self wouldn't get killed.
>>4241775What kind of idea is that?
G's bloodstains....
>>4241797What kind of image is that?
>>4241796You could always learn some martial arts.
>>4241802A cocky one.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MLPGOh maybe I should say buongiorno! That's Italian for you early risers out there. That's right. Mama Italy. Home of spaghetti pockets. PASTA PASTA. Fun fact Buongiorno is actually a company that made video games!More then we can say for all the /v/eterans here today.Now for the news. Its morning news gentleman and Wolf Nanaki.EDEDEDEHEDHEHDHEDHEHHDEHHEDHEHSeason 3 delayed because of a mass shooting at Studio B. Yes. the fact of the matter is several employees are lying dead...spiritually. That's right mares and colts. No one wants to work on MLP anymore and their spirits are shot dead.Next up Lauren Faust has this to comment. "I DON'T WORK ON THE SHOW ANYMORE." So stop stalking the broad bronies! Also Tara Strong comes out of the closet with Tabitha. Can't say I'm surprised.And now Sports. We got the special olympics coming u- oh I'm sorry. I misread that. A new Brony Convention coming up this fall. Ready your streams the roof is on FIAH. Bring plenty of pots, there will be pasta to boil.Speaking of pasta...
>>4241766>If they ever fell victim to evil beyond the scope of a kids' show, you'd be toast.That doesn't matter. Exposing that universe to sins beyond it's comprehension gives evil the way to set roots and flourish upon the new grounds.
>>4241797A hilarious one.
>>4241796sounds awful familiar.
>>4241810>gentleman and Wolf Nanaki.
>>4241810I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but I don't like it
>>4241803It could work.Remember that fantasy idea we had before that humans were immune to magic?
>>4241827Its called a job sweet cheeks.Why don't you go out and get one?
ooh more Ronnie
>>4241810This is not clever, it's just obnoxious
>>4241835I have a job and it's kind of awfulI don't post about it in the general
>>4241833It sounds really, really familiar.
>>4241835......Aren't you supposed to give me three wishes?
>>4241847How bout a little more baklavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We unded?
>>4241841Sorry. I forgot my image.
>>4241833Yeah, that's true. And maybe because we're already tainted with the evil of humanity, villains like Discord wouldn't have as much of an effect on us.
>>4241840>tfwI still can't go into bakeries alone.
>>4241833That was funNot even the princesses were able to avoid our cuddles
I had a good sleep. Good morning, MLPG. How's everyone doing?
>>4241853>Tfw rolling in dos- I mean humanityI've been invaded left and right and I've been winning.
>>4241864Go back to /b/read
>>4241864But this isn't /b/read
>>4241810THAT'S THE OLD NEWS, HERE'S THE GOLD NEWS:IT FUCKING RAINED SO MUCH LAST NIGHT THAT FUCKING HOUSES WERE SWEPT ASUNDER. THIS HAD THE INADVERTENT AFFECT OF FREEING UP MORE LAWN SPACE IN THE COMMUNITY WHICH I NOW USE FOR GROWING CANNABIS.OLD PEOPLE AND LANDOWNERS DON'T LIKE IT BUT I AM A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE SO I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE REBELS DON'T GIVE SHITSIN OTHER NEWSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYFUCKJESUS FUCK SHIT NEWS TIME IT'S TIME TO WEATHER THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHITRAINING DOWN HERE IN BUMFUCK NOWHEREGODFUCKAND NOW OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT I DON'T EVEN FUCKING MY HEAD HURTS.
>>4241853>tfw prefer to play Hollow>tfw panicking trying to find a Kept bonfire
>>4241864Who are you?
>tfw Guild Wars 2 has no oceanic serversfuck this gay earthI bet they don't have to deal with shit like this in equestria
>>4241864I don't know who you are but I'm pretty sure things are awful
>>4241869That news was not approved!Shut him down!
>>4241876Things are always awful. God, I hate 4chan.
>>4241864Things are awful and you're about to make them worseI hope you've got a story about gay dream you had to subdue them
>>4241864Hi Taco.I don't know who you are but I just don't care anymore.Morning
>>4241869Good morning, MLPG.The date is August 31st, 2012 and the current time is 4:36 AM, Pacific Standard Time.There isn't much news to report regarding the show, so I'll turn you over to Ryan Stiles with the weather.
>>4241871Snarky you idiot.>Not playing as the sassy black pyromancer who don't need no phantoms.I love my character. She's so kawai
>>4241886>I don't know who you are but I just don't care anymore.This sentence encapsulates my entire life experience to date. Good morning Tacomputer. Please contribute or something, I need a distraction from this shitty life.
g'night boys
>>4241892GO AWAY HUMANITYLESS DICK
nu thod pl0x
>>4241889>not playing as a low VIT dragon and one shotting everythinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q9Un7QS45U
>>4241895But I've only created a new thread once before and it didn't catch on because it was 2lateHow do I know when the time is right?
When you're ready:>>4241903>>4241903>>4241903>>4241903
>>4241902Just do it and include keywords and DONT DELETE IT NO MATTER WHAT
>>4241906Fuck that, if I create a failed general I'm deleting it as soon as I canI don't want to shit up the piss any worse than it already is
>>4241900I fucking love that axehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkKN27dsme8
