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RAPE
>>4231013Ain't so easy, you need a workaround for this bullshit too.
>captcha: are panka
What would Hank Hill's second favourite pony be? 1st is obviously AJ.
>Ninja Dashie as thread picYes, good.
>>4231039She's not very good at it
>>4231027>>4231020>>4231033>>4231047die candyass scum
>>4231039
>>4231051greater than rape
>rape
2MOREhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1329983?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4231058Fuck. I didn't actually test it so i have no clue, sorry
>>42310392sneaky4me
General = /b/read. Deal with it, faggots.
What are you up to tonight, MLPG?
>>4231085If you wanted a reply you could've just asked.
Is the last version of 4chanX stable? I keep getting update messages.
>>4231084Scootaloo, who is cuter than you?
>>4231084but Scootalooyou ARE a cute filly
>>4231085you = doodoo headdeal with it, dummie
>>4231080>Dashworm with vestigial legs
>>4231070>>4231067She's too adorable in this suit.
>>4231085Like I care how you wanna label this thread
>mfw I'm not a fan of RD yet RiaW is one of my top 3 S2 episodes
>>4231092harsh noise and horse thread
>>4231094>last version of 4chan X>ever being stableNo. Maybe in a parallel universe.
>>4231085I don't know about that, but MLPG certainly equals HSG now.
>>4231092It's Friday, American.
>>4231092I'm going to fap, and then draw something. Or draw first, I don't know.
>>4231092Debating writing, or just waiting another few hours to go to sleep and do it tomorrow when I get up.Otherwise, vidya, MLPG, the usual.
>>4231105That vector looks a little off though
>>4231105she's pretty adorable in general
>>4231056
>>4231111Its a good episode, but why are you not a fan of Dash?
I'd kiss a Rainbow Dash. Would you kiss a Rainbow Dash?
>>4231103Hahaha what?!Hahaha
>>4231094Are you on chrome? You can only install from app store now, so you'll keep getting update messages from 4chan x.
>>4231105She's an adorable pone
> A THREAD DESERVES PEDOPHILE
>>4231092I want to digitally paint something but I don't know what.
>>4231069I was like you once, then I grew a heart and learn to appreciate taffy mane for the beautiful pony she is.
>>4231126
>>4231131yes
>>4231134>You can only install from app store nowYeah, I'm on chrome. And that shit's pissing me off.
>>4231134>You can only install from app store nowUntrue.
>>4231143I like her colours.
>>4231131I would kiss her right on the lips.both lips
>>4231111This episode was very cute. Cindy Morrow is really underrated.
>>4231139Yes it does.Bring on the filly greentext.
>>4231131We talking strictly pone here?Because I probably would, yes.
>>4231129I'm more of a Rarity guy, and RD is a bit of a cunt. But she's still cute.
>>4231156Either downgrade to Chrome 20 or launch it with a flag, supposedly there's a workaround.>>4231157True. "Open this page and then click here and then do this and then drag here" is not installing.
>>4231069so edgy
>>4231131Not romantically.I save my romantic kisses for ApplejackGod I'm pathetic for writing that down, even if I'm not serious. How do shitposters do it?
>tfw everyhorse started calling her "Rainbow" for short in season 2, rather than "Dash" or "Dashie" like they did in season 1
>>4231156Get off the botnet. Grab Firefox, much better for extensions.
>>4231139
>>4231172I don't know if there will ever be a Dash humanization that can do her justice
>>4231188>>>/g/Seriously, fuck off.
>>4231167The way she writes Dash is like the opposite of how Merriweather does
>>4231111Aspiehorn is worst pony by far, but I still love Lesson Zero
>>4231176>Open this page and then click here and then do this and then drag here"Download extension file and drag onto extensions page" is installing and is not that hard, you hyperbolic faggot.
>>4231131Yes.
>>4231186Huh?They kind of used both all over the place.And then there's AJ callin her RD.
>>4231180>implying you wouldn't
>>4231188Not to mention that it respects your freedom
>>4231195It is, and it's unnecessary. Especially if you install userscripts often.
>>4231192>multiple tabs open;_;
>>4231186Maybe we'll got some "Dashie" in S3. The writer of Over A Barrel comes back.
Least stealthy pony
>>4231201Nobody called her Dash or Dashie in S2.Ever.DYEWTS.
>>4231192u mad that you have no freedom or privacy?
>>4231207I'm sorry, how often do you install userscripts?
>>4231144do ponies use toilets?i remember that in "The Last Roundoup" Applejack was in bathroom but we didn't get to see inside the bathroomdo they shit sit down or standing up?
>>4231197>messy mane and feathersOh my god you dumb pony you're going to kill me one of these days
>>4231205Wouldn't what?
>>4231117It's not THAT bad...
>>4231167>>4231193Morrow is best S2 writer and I will engage in fisticuffs with those who claim otherwise.
>>4231111>>4231194Dash and Fluttershy are my two least favorite characters yet I love Hurricane Fluttershy. Are we seeing a pattern here?
>>4231143I was like you once, little dog. Then I grew a brain, a dick, and a heart.just kidding I kinda like candyass too
>>4231217About daily.
>>4231214One character called her Dashie one time in one episode. I hate how people latched on to that name.Yes I'm slightly peeved
>>4231175>and RD is a bit of a cuntIf you really think this could you please explain how.
>>4231188>>4231216Use Chromium, bitch.
>>4231214They usually use her full name. And Pinkie only used Dashie once.
>>4231194Twilight is too adorable to be hated.
>>4231213DYEWTS?
>>4231226Yes.The pattern is you have shit taste in ponies.
>>4231217Usually greasemonkey, for Firefox anyway. Not sure for Chrome.
>>4231224True, I exaggerated a bit. But we're getting there. It's not an undue criticism.
>>4231218Yes, ponies are civilized enough to clean their hooves after they go to the potty, and they obviously sit down. They wouldn't want to get the back of their legs dirty.
>>4231213You don't need stealth when you got BALLOOOONS
>>4231213
>>4231220would you help her clean herself up?would you straighten out her ruffled feathers for her?would you bandage up her scrapes and bruises?
>>4231248why is pinkie so long?
>>4231238shh overpowered purpleboringgo away
>>4231186they used Rainbow in episode 2
>>4231220Her messy haircut in the hospital was also very cute.
>2012>Having Celestia as your favorite princessishygddt
>>4231223kiss Applejack
>>4231225Her and Larson are tied in my book
>>4231238she's too cuteI can't hate herI just can't
>>4231263that is the stupidest image
sorry was drawing Gillouhere's the duck someone requested>>4230961>are you going to draw anythign of the chubby femrover/femspike tess has doodledPff, I drew chubby femrover firstPS someone wanted a duck
>>4231039Hiro did you read my update?
>>4231270go away Moonyell, nobody likes you
This thread is filled with mah niggas
>>4231278Quack?
>>4231280cosmo?not yet
>>4231257She just wants to make you smile.
>>4231278Ha!
>>4231288:V
>>4231271>implying what I wasn't serious about was the romanticism, and not the kissingI would kiss the fuck outta that applehorse. But only if she wanted to.
>>4231278thanks thank you
>>4231257not as long as rarity
>>4231278FUCKING I COMPLETED THE JOKE ALL ON MY OWN OH MY GOD
>>4231283I like Splotchbutt, pls dont speak for me anon.
>>4231304I dunno, I chuckled.
>>4231255I would take care of her every day. I'd be her coach and be there with her on her 5 AM jogging routine, giving her all the morale support she could need.
>>4231191>dat bubbleDaww.
>>4231285>This thread is filled with bronies
>>4231191I like her when MS draws her. Smallish chest, shorter, long flowing hair, and she's usually got a nice cocky grin or gleam in her eye
>all i want to be happy is a GOOD drawing of a human fucking Rarity in the ass and cumming inside her anus>tfw i'm too cheap to pay someone to draw it
>>4231283Everyone likes her
>>4231322But no one here likes Fluttershy.
>>4231276>>4231238>brony cancer
>>4231311
>>4231270Moonyell is best horse.I hope we see more of her in S3.
>>4231236what's the point?
>>4231322>>4231335>liking Dash or Twilight is against the rulesoh come on
>>4231334Pff. The bronies have distanced themselves from FS over the last year. They're all about Twilight and Dash now. well okay they were always about Dash
>>4231263>Teleporting is overpoweredyou ain't seen shit
>>4231270luna is my favorite pony
>>4231304>that fucking movieAnyone remembers its name? I want to launch my sides this evening.
>>4231313>>4231333go away Pipsqueak
>>4231338>Rarity will never grope you with her pruny prehensile dick
>>4231322>Liking perfectly acceptable ponies from the show>bronies
>>4231349Dogma
>>4231278okay thenthe request still stands thoughplease
>>4231356Thanks mate!
So I'm going to waste 60 bucks on Guild Wars 2. Will it be worth it?
>>4231304gud movee
>>4231347>Teleporting is overpoweredyes, yes it is
>>4231343I agree Twilight shouldn't be hated by anyone
>>4231353>liking anything from the show technically makes you a brony>cherrypicking certain characters for a trait that applies to everyone who's watched both seasons more than once
>horse sex confirmed for safest sex
>>4231367No.
>>4231352>slapping it wetly against your face trying to pry open your lips
>>4231367Probably not...
>>4231367Video games are boring anyway, don't do it.
>>4231377>Man-On-Woman>No AIDsBut that's wrong
>>4231389Typical anti-science response.
>>4231367I think it's pretty fun.
>>4231319>be there with her on her 5 AM jogging routinewould you even be able to keep up with her?
>>4231375>implying words cant hold a different meaning based on the group you are using it in.
>>4231389It can't be wrong. She has that medal around her neck. You hear the kid, Man-on-Woman = NO AIDS
>>4231377Is that real?
>>4231389it's a photoshop you fuck
>>4231367I wish someone would buy it for me.
>>4231408Nope. Scootaloo is fictional.
>>4231408And I thought you were the smart scootanon.
>>4231403I would try my hardest, and after a few weeks we'd be on the same level of fitness.
>>4231413
>>4231425I just wanted to believe in something>>4231420Lies and misinformation
>>4231319>jogging routine>not rough, nasty, hair-pulling, screaming multiple orgasm hardcore fucking routine
>>4231433That cutie mark looks like the weeaboo face
>>4231420>not having a Scootaloo tulpa
>>4231431Dash is probably considered an Olympic level athlete or the equivalent in Equestria it would take you a lot longer than a few weeks to get on her level.
>>4231425The other one is the smart one. Too bad he can't stop avatarfagging or being angsty.
>>4231445Imaginary friends are fictional.
>>4231445>Tulpa>Let alone a Scootaloo oneDoes it cry whenever you go on a plane?
>>4231442No, stop that.I'm trying to keep ponies and sex separate you nigger I've already touched rock-bottom, all that is left is to go up.
>>4231448BUT I GOT MAGIC BY MY SIDE YOU FUCKER WHAT ABOUT THAT
>>4231448>Rainbow Dash an athlete>flapping your wings makes you athletic
>>4231451I wish I could be angsty. Also smartThen I could be the smart one. At least I can not use avatarsometimes
>>4231459why not go down on dash
>>4231445Even though Applefilly is best CMC for me, I'm more than glad to have her as my associate co-captain.
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/602000/602005_Derpy.swfFor anyone who wants to download that derpy game off Newgrounds. Alternatively if it doesn't work, go to game's page (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602005), open source code for the page, and ctrl+f ".swf". Take the link, and remove all "\"s from it and go to it.
>>4231469>sonic rainboom
>>4231455You're fictional
>>4231459You haven't bottomed out til you bottom out inside of Rainbow Dash's thundercunt.
>>4231408Nope. Here's the real one.
>>4231474I'm quite partial to the marshmallowy one, myself
>>4231461I NEED A 5000X5000 OF PINKIE'S FACE PRONTO
>>4231469Aren't her wings strong enough to cause a small hurricane?
>>4231469nigga she the iron pony
>still no S3I'm this close of going out and get a life, but i don't wanna do that, i like having no life.
>>4231478NO
>>4231482That was painfully unfunny.
>>4231469No but being the crowned best young flyer in all of Equestria does.
>>4231482
>>4231484Agreed. Such a cute filly.
>>4231482Interesting
>>4231332>all i want to be happy is [to be] GOOD [at] drawing [...]
>>4231482>materials>procedureI'm kind of interested just how this project was carried out
>>4231488
>>4231489Tornadoes but yes and she has done this on more than one occasion
>>4231492Today or tomorrowI guarantee it
>>4231492My life consists of going to my job, lifting weights, and ponying.I'm so alone!
>>4231500Applebloom is bestSweetie is cutestScootaloo is the third one
Why does MLPG seem split between Sweaty and Scoots?Does no one like Apple Sprout?
>>4231521I like all of them.
>>4231517My life consists of just ponying. I went to a job interview before but I'm not sure if I'll get it.
>>4231505it wasn'tit's a photoshop
>>4231482>tfw you finally understand why they make "participant" awards
>>4231521She's not as interesting as the other two.
>>4231521I like all 3
>>4231521Applebloom is my favorite, then Scoots, then Sweetie.I just never really see the need to argue about it.
>>4231520GG why can't you like the Pegasus ponies? What's your deal?
>>4231517
>>4231521Applebloom is the best.Diamond Tiara is best filly though.
>>4231543He has poor taste
>>4231521Like all Earth Ponies, there's nothing interesting about her
>would you help your favourite Mane 6 with their work
>>4231520Crippleorphan is cute in the same way a three-legged puppy is cute.
>>4231543There aren't any good ones.
>>4231546SHUT THE FUCK UP DIAMOND TIARAKILL YOURSELF
>>4231551>stoner jokesugh
>>4231558>dem colors
>>4231492you will never have a lifeif nothing I'm working towards pans out in the next eight months, I'm going to kill myself just after the finale
Do you even lift, MLPG?
>>4231550But Earth Ponies have the best hat
>>4231326>smallishAJ is flat-chested and can't get off unless nipple-play is involved, and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>4231570yes
>>4231552Nah, she's just incredibly adorable.
Quick MLPG please link me the absolute filthiest drops you can find. The real dirty stuff, like this pleasehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
If Applejack told you to burn your family, would you do it?
>>4231570Not much, I need to work on my running more.
How much cum would you cum inside Rainbow Dash while she's cumming?
>>4231574We can all have different ways to imagine what they'd look like as people.I can't argue with you over this.
>>4231570Sadly no.I find it so boring, even with music. I do a little bit just to prevent myself from withering into a flabby husk.
>>4231579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb87qir7Cs
>>4231587
>>4231582What kind of voice is she asking me in?
>>4231550What a terrible thing to saybut seriously earth pones reallyyy need an episode devoted to something that makes them special
>>4231583>tfw you cut significant chunks of time of your running every time you time yourself.
>>4231587I'd fill a highball
>>4231593Oh yeah that's the stuff, unf
>>4231598sugarcube
>>4231600Earth ponies are the best.
>>4231600but they are special.without them no other pony would be able to eat without them doing the laborwhat you expect unicorns or pegasi to do the labor get back to work you dirty mud pony
>Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Filthy RichWealthy earth ponies are celebrities and entrepreneurs.>Fancypants, Blueblood, Canterlot nobilityWealthy unicorns are effete aristocrats.>Wonderbolts (assuming they're even wealthy)Wealthy pegasi are sports stars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YMvEGdWVw8Why are you listening to, MLPG?
>>4231614I might have to think about this...
>>4231600Pinkie Pie alone is supposed to make them all special
>>4231600EARTH PONE STRONK
>>4231616They are best and most adorable ponies, this is trueThey also seem to be the maddest
>>4231624http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGqzaPzrQG8
>>4231624http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AiSrCPvpcoWhy? Because it's legit
this is a stupid show for girls to buy toys and your dumb for watching it
>>4231600Some of them have very pretty manes
>>4231482In other words, you can't get aids from a horse...
>>4231624http://youtu.be/z84leLYP4B0I've listening to it for an hour.help
>>4231624COME HERE BABY I LOVE YOUR COMPANY WE COULD DO IT AND START A FAMILY SHE WAS LIVING ALONE UNHAPPILYWE COULD DO IT, IT'S RIGHT ROMANTICALLY
>>4231636Nothing wrong with that.
>>4231624http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMWmi9ovX7M
>>4231587>no matter how much you cum inside of your darling Rainbow Dash she will never conceive
>>4231645But anon.We are all little girls here
Which is sexier?>Darling~or>Sugarcube~
>>4231660>because she is epileptic
>>4231645>for girls to buy toys
>>4231624http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>4231662
>>4231662darling
>>4231663>and lobotomised
>>4231652I love how they shout those kind of lyrics, like, that's not something you ever see a man screaming to a woman.
>>4231617Well, they ARE special in the sense that they are inferior to both of the other pony races.
>>4231675>and her uterus was destroyed when she did the sonic rainboom
>>4231675>Also pregnant and infertile at the same time
>>4220162
>>4231682>And gay
>>4231660
>>4231662Darling~ sugarcube, of course.
>>4231687unf
>>4231687Anon, how long have you been in a coma?Quick, what year do you think it is?
>>4231676
>>4231688>And black
>>4231688>and a faggot
i need stramhorse stram
>>4231660>>4231663>>4231675>>4231680s-stop it guys, please this isnt funny.
>>4231687It's my fetish but I know it's going to be terrible anyway
>>4231687don't even look at it.
>>4231662My darling sugarcube
>>4231677CAN YOU REMEMBER A TIME WHEN THIS CITY WASA GREAT PLACE FOR ARCHITECTS AND DILLETANTSA NICE PLACE FOR MIDWIVES AND CROSSING GUARDSAND ONAND OOOOOOON
>>4231694Squigglekicker is best ship and I won't hear otherwisePartySquiggle is a close second
>>4231660she would develop a psychological dependency on human reproductive material
>>4231660Maybe if you were a handsome pony stallion, but alas.
>>4231092Gonna do my homework now so I can color horse in the night.
>>4231706Of course it isn't.
>>4231698It's 1943 and I'm running away from the Nazis.
>>4231700
QUICK, NAME ALL THE ALTERNATE NAMES FOR THE MANE6
>>4231679The only real problem with them is they have not yet been given a "cool" trait that would appeal to the target demographic.Kids can easily latch on to the other two.Pegasi can fly and go fast. They are the sanics of equestria.Unicorns can levitate things, teleport and even fire horn lasers. Earth ponies can.. uhh.. Hey kid, you like carrots?
>>4231709>mmmmmmm
>>4231711Sugardarling
>>4231682>and parasitically castrated
>>4231731
>>4231706we're not kidding
>>4231719I'd prefer to stay a human and cum inside her.Saves the trouble of having to bother with contraceptives.
>>4231742POLONKO POE
>>4231715>>4231652Nobody does dance punk better than DFA1979 did it.I wonder why they haven't made any albums since "You're a Woman, I'm a Machine".
>>4231734[mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]
>>4231738>parasiticallyDon't you mean paraspritically?
>>4231709What am I supposed to do with that guy? He just sits there.
>>4231736Darlingcube
>>4231732I like carrotsI'm fine with liking the ponies whose only defining trait is not being flashy and popular
>>4231731Thundercunt Purpleautism Applehat Panko/ponki/penka/pokoBest pony 2.3
>>4231743but why? what did i do to deserve this...
>>4231732That's not fair they also grow flowers, clean windows, and perform home repair
>>4231765I like you.
>>4231662Now which is sexier?>Rarity saying sugarcubeor>Applejack saying darling
>>4231764Why is Bonbon so pretty?
>>4231761Just talk to him at various points in the game.He has a sort of optional questline throughout the game if you manage to talk to him in all his locations as you progress through the game.IIRC you can get a second Titanite Slab if you manage to complete it.
>>4231765you gave 2 alternate names for Rainbow Dash but none for Rarity
are all the little children tucked in for the night yet
>>4231773AJ saying darling with that southern drawl.Rarity would probably balk a bit at calling someone sugarcube.
>>4231760>Derpy Hooves
>>4231770Remember that time you told Scootaloo to take out the trash and then didn't let her stand on your back?
>>4231773Rainbow Dash saying darling
>>4231765I like these names.
>>4231775Because she is.
>>4231773I wouldn't say either of those are inherently sexy.
>>4231773>implying Applejack can pronounce darlingIt would always come out darlin'
>>4231760>MurEVERY TIME
>>4231760>Mur
>>4231775beats me
>>4231804>>4231803murmind
>>4231775Angry ponies are sexy, even when they're not angry.
>>4231775because Baskin Robbinsice cream is delicious
>>4231803I still think it should have been Murmur
>>4231793she said she wanted to be my assistant and never asked or i would have let her.
>>4231812>Lyra and Bonbon look upon Luna screaming soundlessly at the sheer horror of her imprisonment
>>4231822Not good enough.You broke her heart.
>>4231815>you will never taste Bonbon's 31 flavors
>>4231770Don't listen to them Dashie
>>4231794>Rainbow's voice cracks while she says itHNNNNNNG
>>4231816Nice album
My cat just climbed up the back of my chair and slid down into my lap.I pretended she was Sweetie Belle for a second.
>>4231830>each one has its own voice
>>4231765ColorvomitSpecialsnowflakeRedneckSpasticMimemumblemumble
>>4231830Bonbon icecream mare is my new headcanon.
>>4231837Did you fuck the cat?
>>4231773Some people would be offended from being called "sugarcube"
>>4231844because you have terrible taste
Why am I in love with a cartoon horse? How did it even happen?
>>4231828Did not, she even made a Rainbow Dash fanclub later on!
>>4231844Because you're probably a brony or have shit taste or both.
>>4231844>eyebrowsshe isnt.
>>4231830I'd rather taste the secret 32nd flavor
>>4231838Sides status: Extensive damage
>>4231857It's magic
>>4231866Her CoTC voice is my favorite
>>4231843Would you fuck Sweetie Belle?
>>4231867
>>4231862Eyebrows are a sign of virility; the thicker, the more virile.
>>4231859Of course she did. She was so angry that she concocted that brilliant plan to build you up and then break you down.Remember when she invited you to go see Mare Do Well?She knew what she was doing.
>>4231866So Bon Bon is actually a voice actor in that world,, hence being able to pull of various voices?
>>4231877Is that a boob on Pinkie's chest?
>>4231858>Here's mein cardTHE BUTCHERED GERMENIT HURTSIT'S MEINEHIER IST MEINE VISITENKARTEUUURGH
>>4231877Libman would totally be the VA to buy porn of her character and be completely oblivious to what it actually is.
>>4231880>thick eyebrowsso Martin Scorcese must be covered in bitches.And besides, it's only the fact that Octavia was animated with eyebrows that she is seen as attractive as you pointed out
>>4231898This is weird.
>>4231891Why would their world need voice actors? There is no television
>>4231898Them legs are stuff nightmares made of.
>>4231899I tend to read stuff like that in a flat american accent. Adds a level of hilarity that detracts from the horrible usage.
>>4231866The one that she says "that magnificent doll" in.
>>4231913I'd be lying if I said they didn't turn me on.
>>4231902Yes, which makes Trixie the most attractive one of all
>>4231909But they have vidya, surely they have TV's as well.
>>4231881i refuse to believe such obvious lies.
>>4231873Mine too.>>4231891If that is the case then the real mystery becomes which one is her natural voice
>>4231899there's no gender-specific pronouns in English so it's really not that big a deal
>>4231925
>>4231917Lois Griffin Bonbon is best Bonbon
>>4231938Ask Lyra.
>>4231932She's got her eyes set on some one else anyways.
can we not hoihoi
>>4231933Does that guy only draw deliberately disgusting deformed ponies?
Maybe not the best place to ask, but would any of you know who's currently poking ponychan with a ddos attack?
>>4231953a colt she has never seen or interacted with before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sLbhDxd5CcI'm going to post this until you all like it.
>>4231925...I wanna try and edit the bottom part.
>>4231953You know that's not Rumble right? It's an OC.
>>4231947>>4231938I like her GIYC voice.
>>4231927the point is that eyebrows account for why people have a hard on for Trixie and Octavia.Im in my Rarity folder and dont really feel like going to a different one
>>4231964It's a shame I can hardly understand the guy's singing.
>>4231961No, but maybe someone in /b/ knows?
>>4231760>>4231789>>4231803>>4231804>>4231816http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z7fTDCK5sOI know someone else did this already, but I thought I'd give it a go.
>>4231985The second verse about pensioners being afraid of microchips is hilarious
>mfw I think ponies are making me lovesick
>>4231940>there's no gender-specific pronouns in English>He, She, It, Him, Her, His, Hers, Its, Himself, Herself, Itself.I mean, a couple of those are actually more than one form of word. And besides she's speaking half in German so she might as well get the German part right.
>>4231961>poking ponychan with a ddos attackWhy, they aren't even relevant anymore.
>>4231967So it would seem.Eh, close enough.
>>4231998Same.
>>4231979>you will never help Trixie, Octavia, or Rarity thread their eyebrows>"yes, it hurts like hell, but it looks so good!"
>>4231987I love the scenario minus the cupcakes bullshit. If it was done by a better artist my boner would pierce the heavens
>>4231987I still find it hard to believe that a one-off grimdark story made for shits spawned as much fanart as it did and still does.
IT'S RUMBLE TIME
>>4231971How many people like the "I didn't put those in my ba-ag" voice?
>>4231624http://soundcloud.com/koan-sound/eastern-thugMy body is destroyed.
>>4231961Pardon my tinfoil hatting, but what if they're doing it to themselves so that they can claim they are victims?
>>4232002Worth a try.>>4231989Apparantly still relevant enough to suffer a ddos attack, merely curious.
>>4231961>>>/mlp/there's been some drama going on about the admin using software to illegally gather information from users without informing them or giving them the option to opt outmost are just waiting for the ship to sink, if there's anything going on /mlp/ might know of it
>>4232029I like all of Bon-Bon's voices.I like Bon-Bon.
>>4232029No one will ever best Roseluck's voice in S1
>>4232021It's no less unbelievable than Derpy or any of the other things that caught on in the early days while the fandom was growing.
Hi we're going to watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.http://www.livestream.com/tesstimeBecause who doesn't love watching their favorite franchise get brutally brought back from the dead only to be murdered again.Oh and I drew Twilight Sparkle.
>>4232029two so far
>>4231624http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lulMTYZwrEUOnly the rock AOTY
chow down
>>4232055But the thing with Derpy is that she was included from FPK onward, so any continuing popularity of her has some grounding. Cupcakes happened when? And it's still getting fanart and spinoffs?
>>4232017>They will never waggle their lush, thick eyebrows at you
>>4232036
>>4232057I really didn't think it was that bad.
>>4231961maybe we're doing it accidentally. like, one of those psychokinetic things, but with DDoS.
>>4231998>that feel.
>>4232057Those all look pretty good, Tess.I like that bottom left one especially, but that's because I'm a perv.
>>4232071now if only they had a winking mare cunt food
>>4232063what's with the godawful quality?captcha: offorbon LEL
>>4231105
>>4232057Goddamn your humans are cute. You've done FS right?
>>4232092Ever tried Conch Chowder?
>>4232057Tess.Otterpones when?
>>4232071>tfw I saw apple-cinnamon donettes at the store the other day>tfw I bought them with more embarrassment than I thought possible when buying donutsFuck you guys
>>4232061i would a horse-shaped horse.
>>4232028How did she trick innocent Rumble into this?
>>4231998As a "feelsmith," I have to agree.You can only write about being happy so many times before it catches up with you that you're missing that thing you like to write about.
I actually want to fuck horses now, thanks /co/
>>4232057Oh come on, I thought the one with that temple with that indian guy is worse than that.
>>4232125I have more if you want
>>4232128not really the chest tits look weird still and the mucles in the twig legs are still god aweful.the bone structure is fucking stupid and the head is too tiny for MLP
>>4232126Fuck you. Mola Ram was the best villain ever.
>>4232128Just remove the entire bottom half
>>4231925kind of cute from here, actually
>>4232098Wish I knew, thats how it was uploaded. If there is a better version floating around I would love to snag it
>>4232092
>>4232134step up
>>4232152That's the main appeal of hoi-hoi for me... His faces are really worthy. Also the bloated stomachs.
>>4232126I like to imagine the only Indy movies are the Lost Ark and Last Crusade.
>>4232114I don't get it
>>4232169I was talking about written mare sex techniques, but okay.
>>4232125>tfw all man on mare videos you can find are all of fat rednecks doing their mares, no fit man in any of them
>>4232126Nothing is worse than the 4th Indiana Jones movie (which doesn't exist.)Not only because of the fridge, but also because of the lackluster Russian operatives, Aztec ninjas, LeBouf leading an army of monkeys, and the real cream of the crap: Aliens. Fucking aliens.
>>4232073Who needs canon grounding for anything in this fandom?Cupcakes appeals to those who like to see a darker side in something cute. Of course it's going to get repeated endlessly. It just had the luck to get in there first.
>>4232169
>>4232177fate of atlantis could be the third moviewellif it was a movie
>>4232125http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAPUpP9EIU
>>4232183>tfw you'll have to do them yourself one day
>>4232190>Marker disgust 2post 1 pls
>>4232171and the pregnant belly buttons.if he just didn't have such bizarre nipples, i could like his stuff quite a lot.
>>4232168That is... wow. I thought it was porn at first. Actually, I'm sure it's some sort of culinary porn.
>>4232183You'd think somebody who owns a farm or a ranch would be fit from lifting heavy shit all day.
>>4232189look at fluffy pony.this is what cupcakes is becoming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vvRPWggVgk>"Pone" and "Lewd Winks" in the first verseIs Yoni here right now?
>>4232201It exactly the same except for slightly different pixel size
>>4232073Didn't animators from the show make an unofficial music video based off Cupcakes?
>>4231280>>4231293okay I read itFlitter ;_;
>>4232180horse/pony anuses look a lot like donuts, particularly the small ones commonly sold as "donettes"
>>4232123If I had become a priest, I probably wouldn't have to deal with these feelings.
>>4232188I still don't get why aliens in Indiana Jones gets people in such a bother. They're really not... factual archeology films.
What have you learnt today, /co/?
>>4232228The Andrew W. K. one? Rumor is that the dude (singular) who did that works on the show.
what to draw
>>4232197full size mare cunt is massive, no tightness at all, that's why mini horses are more popular these days
>>4232249i learned that i am not on /co/ anymore and am not autistic enough to distort reality into believing otherwise
>>4232210it's called an aphrodisiacbasically any food that reminds you of sex is an aphrodisiac, regardless of actual nutritional content
>>4232254Bonbon running an ice cream stand.
>>4232249
>>4232249That not taking off your socks when you sleep makes your feet really smell in the morning.
>>4232258uh-uh-uh, I'm addressing the people, not the board.
>>4232254Fluttershy hugging a stuffed teddy Bear that Dash gave her.
>Nightmare Moon will never make you her servant against your will
>>4232263Now why would you post that?
>>4232254Dash domming Fluttershy.
>>4232189>Who needs canon grounding for anything in this fandom?Well my reasoning is that Derpy is still around partially because she was included as easter-eggs. Nobody can really say if she would still be as prominent today as she is if they hadn't put her back in the show. It's just that Cupcakes is somehow still a relevant thing in the fandom, despite being so old. I can't really think of too many other fanon things made around then that still stuck around.
>>4232266
>>4232279>wearing socks when you sleepdon't even need to say it
>>4232249i learned that /v/ is finally getting into thick girls.bit behind the times, boys.
>>4232263
>>4232302I was cold and it semed like a good idea at the time
>>4232279What if you wear fresh socks before you go to bed? Does it still smell?
>>4232298>Helado My Little PonyD-donde lo venden?
>>4232304I've been saying this forever. I hope you don't mean full fat when you say thick though.
>>4232288>you will never struggle in terror as you feel a Unicorn magically pierce the sanctity of your mind to rewrite you into her willing brush-slave
>>4232213farmers are lazy as fuckthat's they used to have slavesnow they use machines and mexicans
>>4232246I was pretty apathetic towards the 4th movie, but I can see where people are coming from. Most everything else in the films had been based off of religious artifacts. Aside from Temple of Doom, which was still grounded since it wasn't literally out-of-this-world, the aliens really came out of fucking left field.
>>4232214>>4232228I don't care about cupcakes, i was too used to shock horror movies to be shocked by the story.However i think this video is fan-fucking-tastic, so i forgive cupcakes for every shit storm it caused. I don't get why mlpg gets its panties in a bunch over so many things.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx4ymmAahBw
>>4232288She wouldn't have to, I would serve her willingly.
>>4232325Mira todos esos 0's seguramente es por argentina o algo asi.
janitor can you delete the porn too please
>>4232249I learnt a new path from the uni to my flat,a way to make easy coloring in DoD,and the name of a new karate technique.
>>4232339>>4232325http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/pony-icecream-bars.htmlcolombia
>>4232328I want to get a ranch someday and take long rides in the countryside with my mare and fuck her full force whenever I please
>>4232317God I hate this shit, and so much for being amazoness height, NMM is just as fucking huge as she is.
>>4232316
>>4232335but she prefers it if you'd put up a fight
>>4232348>12 stickers y tatuajes
http://sunshinestuff.tumblr.com/post/30549629877/skyraptor94-tarajenkins-sunshinestuff#notes>delicious tumblr drama though she is right
>>4232350>>4232348speaking of colombiahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
>>4231304Klondike?
>>4232361Well I guess I could indulge her for a little reward.
>>4232376Dooks.plsI don't speak Gardener
>>4232388>caring about tumblr drama.they are fucking retarded, quit giving it fucking views
>>4232397derpy es una pony muy fea
>>4232169post Man Jacking Stallion pl0x
What episodes should I watch, I have a 6 month old ass wound that won't heal so I have to sit/lie down all day for another few months
>>4232414If you have an ass wound shouldn't you keep pressure off of it?
>>4232414Watch all the applejack episodes.
>>4232326no, you fool, i mean what i always meant.
>>4232393Yep.
>>4232414Okay, I'll bite. What happened?
>>4232411CABRON ELLA TIENE UN CORAZON THE ORO
>>4232428All two of them?
>>4232397How do you tell Dooks what to do to your garden in the morning, then?
>>4232429Good man.
>>4232397Vaffanculo, fico.
>>4232437He went to /v/.
>>4232414
>>4232425I have a coccyx cushion to keep pressure off it>>4232437pilonidal cyst surgery, the incision ripped open and a bunch of hairs got ingrown inside it so it never closed up, I have to get all of the hair and shit scraped out of it next week
>>4232456Okay, that's funny.
>>4232376shouldn't it be"estickers"
>>42323972bad
>>4232464I think i'm done ponying today.
>>4232442Applebuck seasonLook before you sleepFall weather friendsOver a barrelThe last round upSuper speedy cider squeezy 6000These.
>>4232464>mfw I got some blisters in my crack a year ago and couldn't sit and eventually drained them myself then took several baths>no problems sinceIt was awful, get better soon
>>4232470What's wrong with her eyes?
hnngPonies in pajamas are too cute
>>4232491E morta.
>>4232464
>>4232464i looked up pilonidal cystjesus, did you sit so much that your ass hairs grew into your skin and it got infected?brb, standing up to pony
>>4232492
>>4232485how do you get ass blisters? Too much hotdogging?
>>4232436I'm gonna take that gif as the request I sent you in Tumblr, so, thanks~
>>4232472pass the controller, bro
>>4232388>people getting mad over stupid shit like thiswow
>>4232492>animals wearing animals>cute
>>4232515Non, je n'en veux pas.
>>4232508It depends on the way your hair grows, but I do sit down way too much. I have a really hairy ass and curly hair so I'm predisposed to it.
>>4232525>cotton
>>4232524Were it just plagiarizing, I wouldn't care so much. It is pretty shitty that someone copied shit, almost exactly, for money. The drama is still dumb, though.
>>4232525>implying we wouldn't all mark the fuck out if Rarity wore a fur coat
>>4232533>>4232508I'm never sitting again
Would you shave off all of fluttershy's fur?
>>4232511>wake up in the morning>all your dresser drawers are thrown open>hear noise coming from the kitchen>run downstairs>find Dash wearing your pajamas and raiding your fridge>she notices you and freezes with the milk in hoof and a slice toast in her mouth>asks you to make pancakes with a full mouth
>>4232464I have a ganglion cyst
>>4232515Goodbye MLPG
>>4232556Is there any specific reason to ?
Is Raisin tonight?
>>4232578It probably is some kind of fetish.
>>4232556I dunno anon, that sounds kinda cold hearted
>>4232249Illuminating.
>>4232556I would punch that smug motherfucker of a rabbit in the snout, that's what I'd do.
>>4232582Tomorrow
>>4232556While she was sleeping.
>>4232587
>>4232594While you're there, handle a combat shotgun and a Baret cal.50 rifle.
I'm scaredI'm really scaredIt's the end of August and NOTHING, nothing at all.
>>4232573One of my shirts could probably cover almost her entire body.
>>4232617if you're referring to season 3, it's coming eventuallythe question is whether there will be any more pony after that
>>4232574>wikipedia that shitAhahaha. I like the old method of things. Hit it with a bible.
>>4232610Okay, bye guys! See you in a year!
>>4232590Does this mean we can expect some Celtic Monk Deer in the future?
Oh my god this is gold.
>>4232610This reminds me of that jewish exorcist movie that they were advertising before Prometheus. You know the part when the fingers come out of the girl's throat? I laughed really hard at that.Anyways, it looks like there's a little head in there.
>>4232573that's fucking disgusting, she put my food in her mouth and cooked my pancakes with her dirty ass hoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRA5Sf8VSg4
>>4232643Haha That's hilarious
>>4232648Holy shit, I forgot about that, Raimi directed that, right?
>>4232633Season 4 is confirmed already.
Would you do the chicken dance with ponki?
>>4232549if some kid on deviant art copied my art and sold it to some other kid on deviant art for $20 i would care so little i wouldnt even bother acknowledging or replying to it.
>>4232643the fuck is wrong with their snouts and hoovesit's like someone took all the cute out of pony
>>4232642Maybe.Who drew those? Same person who made the edit of that screencap?
>>4232573GIVE HER THE DICK
>>4232643I love Sweetie's face in that.
>>4232660i am far too shy but i would enjoy watching her do it from a safe distance
>>4232651It looks like cartoonlion
>>4232666I... don't know. It popped up in the General one day.
yyyyyep time to draw a fat Twilight
>>4232658Yeah, I think so.I'm serious, I couldn't stop laughing for about four minutes. The fingers in the throat, the picture of the demon face in the MRI, it was just too fucking funny: Like the demon was physically inside of her, as opposed to spiritually "possessing" her. Hilarious.And then the Teddy Ruxpin movie preview came on and I stopped laughing.
>>4232651She wants you to make the pancakes.
>>4232675>too shyCome on, anon. What are you? Chicken?
>>4232662That's where we differ then, I suppose. I'm totally cool with people coloring my stuff, referencing it, copying it, or tracing it. Most of the time it's rather obvious that it's mine. Tracing and selling it, though, is a bit much.
>>4232688>Teddy Ruxpin moviewas the trailer promising?
>>4232694
>>4232594>>4232616Looks like we have some tough guys here
>>4232694Dohohoho!
>>4232685draw it like this
>>4232660That... goes perfectly to the song.
>>4232719Of course my nigga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRcenqzMAmY
>>4232685aw yisshow fat?
>>4232685draw her on top of rarity
>>4232701it looks unbearable
>go on Tumblr to check out some art>everyone is reblogging shemale Nanaki pornWell fuck.
>>4232616No fucking firearms no. That's not how I roll.>>4232708Bitch, if you weren't a female pony, I'd cut you
>>4232716no pls
>>4232658The movie is "The Possession" and Raimi co-produced it.
>>4232728Oh god this is fantastic
>>4232708>not wanting to punch Angel in the face
>>4232660>>4232719http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwq5VhoU1Yk
>>4232738>Klondork talking about sausage biscuitsI don't even know what those areCultural gap, man
Be honest with yourself mlpg.Do you really want to contribute to this fandom, even after all vile shit you've seen?
>>4232734But I thought Spike was the one with the crush
>>4232738Nanaki is the worst thing on the internet.
>>4232738>ask one of his friends why everyone seems to like him so much>says he's not his friend>he is just a very prolific customer of furry art and it's important to be nice to your customersI'm still chuckling
>>4232764define "contribute"
>>4232760Biscuits with a sausage gravy on top.
>>4232764Most of the people in mlpg probably have already contributed something.
>>4232745It looks dumb as shit, but I kinda still want to see it.
>>4232764It's a little too late for that. A year and a half too late.
>>4232594
>>4232770I don't think there are a lot of takers for fat spike
>>4232764Yes. Expect a demo soon.
>>4232753Too bad Fluttershy is beta as fuck.
>>4232764I was the one who put the horse sex guide up on pastebin.
>>4232781I did once.I regret it.
>>4232764But anon MLPG is part of the fandom so, guess what..
>>4232764>to the fandom>not just to MLPG, the guys who have seen all this shit with you>if it gets picked up by other people, it will be after we had our fun with itSure do.My writing's a bit too dry, though.
>>4232800We have a winner.
>>4232764Yes. I try to do that.How about a pony martial art style ?
>>4232760>thinking sausage biscuits are cookiesOh other cultures, you are just adorable
>>4232764Uh, I write things for MLPG. And posted one thing on fimfiction, which got 4k views. That's when I realized they'll eat anything up and stopped really caring about them.I just want to make people smile anyway, I don't need that recognition.
>>4232784
>>4232796she'd probably suck cock like a champ, though
>>4232779You know, things like screencapping posts, bookmarking things, trying to make friends when nobody appreciates you etc.
>>4232781I contribute but I get called names.
>>4232817Haha You clever anon you
>>4232815Oh, indeed.
>>4232778Where did you hear this? Link?
>>4232805No one ever reads stuff anyway. It's all about the art
>>4232784>filename>not raping his waifu's honorI mean, who knows, you could rape someone tomorrow!
>>4232764I'm not happy with everything I've done, but I will carry on.I don't do things for a real purpose as a whole, they are for myself and people I like, and I like doing it so I will continue.I can't always stop something if it gets out of hand.>Car crash
>>4232800
>>4232764but i like drawing things for you guys
>>4232102I haven't.
>>4232339MALVINAS BRETAÑA
>>4232802I know the feeling.But I find as long as I keep making new stuff - better stuff - for the General, I can live with it.Don't let it define you.
>>4232848Put her in a sweater.No one's done that yet.
>>4232843Then listen to this pony
>>4232764yesas long as I can make other Anons smile, I'm okay
>>4232817My sides.
>>4232843>>4232862No this pony
>>4232815She's too beta to actively suck cock, she'd just stare up at you with the tip in between her nervously trembling lips. You'd have to facefuck her. That turns her on, though.
>>4232862Why is she so fat? Why is the color of the outlines so bad?
>>4232871
>>4232848Just draw a yellow turtleneck on a turtle
>>4232843MLPG is part of the fandom you dodo.
>>4232832That just means the chance of it staying here is higher.
>>4232858I felt so weird drawing ponies all the time that it was like my personality was splitting up after a while. Now I draw a 2deep4u comic without any mention of ponies and all goes well.
>>4232881unf
>>4232815second only to Pinkie. Fluttershy's slower, much more sensual. Pinkie's aggressive and sloppy, and makes the most beautiful sounds.
>>4232866I will never smile
>>4232906Oh god...
>>4232881I always imagined her as one of those girls who grew up on a farm and got fucked by horses because she was too shy for people
>>4232881>um... could you... please, um... choke me while you do it? just a bit?
>>4232464oh god please tell, how much time did you spend sit downi'm worried, becaue lately i'm spending a LOT of time sit down and i have a hairy ass
>>4232897I think that was his point
>Civilization V installer>0/10 synth shit starts playingit's so terribleit just dropped and it sounds exactly the same as before except with the most basic kick beat imaginable
>>4232805Most of the shit MLPG draws ends up on Ponibooru, Equestria Daily, and tumblr. You're not just contributing to MLPG, you're contributing to the greater fandom you sick fuck.
>>4232887tortoise
>>4232914Shy people usually just masturbate, anon.
>>4232906>implying Fluttershy wouldn't make delightful sounds tooshe just wouldn't be as loud
>>4232881she'd swallow in time to your thrusts, and when you finally pulled out, she'd be reluctant to let you go
>>4232937Unless they have horses, of course of course.
>>4232764I don't contribute to the fandom, I just draw ponies.
>>4232909That's so not true, Twilight, I got a picture, right here, where you are smiling.
>>4232943>No biting! No biting!
>>4232910She'd deepthroat you, bury her nose in your pubes, rattling her head from side to side just to make sure she got every inch of your tasty length down her throat. All the while she's working you with her tongue, making little slurping and sucking sounds.Then she looks up at you, meeting your eye for a long moment, before she gives you a smile and a little giggle.
>>4232909Paging Dr. SMILe to the E.R., stat
>>4232764I want to stop, but I'm addicted to giving people boners.
>>4232944People don't usually submit themselves to massive physical pain, anon.
>>4232949Shopped
>>423292212+ hours a day for 10 years or so. I was actually gonna start SS a few weeks before I went to the doctor and found out I had it, I look awful now, I'm all flabby and hunched over. I'm nervous about doing squats for a while, though, I can imagine going parallel and splitting my ass open again.
>>4232930Chiptune?
>>4232949That's fake
>>4232966https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodil_JoensenOne of the few real beast films ever, she actually gets fucked by a horse, no bullshit. Almost all beast porn is fake except the homemade stuff.
>>4232970http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448&feature=g-like
>>4232909You can only resist for so long, but you WILL smile
>>4232968>>4232981I'VE GOT MORE.
>>4232914If she was taking care of you like one of her animals, she probably wouldn't fight your advances.
>>4233003mind control is my fetish.
>>4232931>halting contribution due to the chance that it might end up somewhere you don't likeDon't be a fucking baby. Most people that contribute here do so for fun. They do it because they like to and because, hold on to your butts, they actually like it here. I can guarantee the thought of where their contribution will end up doesn't really cross their minds. And what's the big fucking problem if it does end up somewhere you don't like? You had it here first, and you enjoyed it here first. The amount of things produced here that actually got "tainted" is so little it's not worth mentioning fanon notwithstanding, I'm talking about art/writing contributions.
>>4233008That's clearly a drawing
>>4232881She'd just put the head in her mouth, then run her tongue all around it and shove it down your pisshole
>>4232931>>4232931>I need to argue about everything because I'm here 24/7 and have no self control!
>>4233008>fanartYeah you're really proving something here.
>>4232764But its funSpeaking of which, if anyone is interested, I'll be continuing my quest tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be able to get out of my funk and pick things up a bit. Plus I have off Monday so I should be able to do three this week
>>4233025But no one will touch it with a ten-foot poleno artno ficsjust a big, empty hole inside
>>4233036>and shove it down your pissholeIs she a snake?
>>4232939sounds, yes, but different sounds.Fluttershy would be more classically feminine. she'd sigh and coo and whatnot. unless you were face-fucking her, but that's a whole different gig.Pinkie slurps and smacks. i'm wracking my brain to think of a better term for it, and i can't think of one: whorish. that's exactly what a Pinkie blowjob is like. she's being so outrageously sexual, that if it didn't feel so damn good, it'd be hilarious.
>>4233051>>4233034http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p829aaLgV_s
>>4233034>>4233051I EVEN GOT RECORDINGS OF YOU SMILING
>>4233002Oh, I've seen this, that's an incredible video. It must feel incredible to walk on your own again after all those years.
>>4233051>>4233034DYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTSDYEWTS
>>4233072enthusiastic?
>>4233036>shove it down your pissholeI can't even imagine the amount of agony that would cause
>>4232999So UhYou know any links to her stuff?
>>4233082?!??!?!??!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!??!
>>4233078Clearly an impostor. How can you tell when you can't see the cutie mark of the horse in question?
>>4233077>look at the responses>This Day Aria has almost 4.5 million views
>>4233077>>4233078Wow getting actors and then making them look like TwilightYou sure showed me
>>4232731Very fat. Oh, and Rarity groping
>>4232970>12+ hours a day for 10 years or so.OH GOD OH GOD OH GODI'M ALMOST THE SAMEwere you in good or bad physical condition?do you think that my good condition could save me from that?
>>4233126are you ross
>>4233129If you shower daily I don't see an issue.
>>4233142>If you shower daily I don't see an issue.y-yeah
>>4233142whew...
>>4233106HOW ABOUT NOW, BEETCH
>>4233139What do you think, genius
>>4233175Actor with a lot of make up
>>4233142I shower every other day, why is it so uncommon?
>>4232815Can't I just cuddle and snuggle with her instead?
>>4233175CGI special effects.
WE UNDED?
>>4233186is that a trick question
>>4233160>not taking a shower every day
>>4233142Doesn't matter how little or how much you shower, it can happen to anyone, even athletes, it's just more common in the sedentary.
>>4233190>>4233205I'LL KILL YOU BOTH WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
>>4233202you can do whatever you want to her.
>>4233217its bad for your skin
>>4233208u ded
>>4233025>"'Cause I love to make you grin, grin grin...">"P-Pinkie, please no-">"Yes I do; bust it out from ear-to-ear...">"Please, it... it hurts to think-">"Let it begin!">"Smile... Smile... Smile...">"Good girl~!"
>>4233220Yeah yeah point is Twilight never smiled
>>4233212>Rarity with a fat fetishYeah, nah, it's gotta be RossBut... wait.If he always puts Rarity in for the fat fetishist in his pics, does that mean Ross thinks of himself as a noodly-armed mime who sweats too much around fat people?
>>4233220
Which pone and I mean from all poneHas the most sex drive?Is most into fetish kinky stuff?Has the best bedroom prowess?
>>4233217I like Rarity's face.
>>4233252
>>4233260CelestiaNEXT
>>4233227Yep.
>>4233068>no ficsi find that very very hard to believe
>>4233260Ainsley pls, get some new questions
>tfw crying on the porch>tfw some douchebag comes up to you and throws you an invitation singing "YOU ARE INVITED BY ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING YOU ARE INVITED FOR ALL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME"
>>4233260DerpyPinkieRarity
>>4233219Well it's not like it doesn't matter at all.Showering often will definitely help, but it can still happen even if you do.
>>4233263I like Rarity
>>4233260Nonebecause pones aren't for sexualanyone who disagrees is a huge brony
>>4233072Pinkie Pie would be doing the SFX for Super Deep Throat.
>>4233287Whatever you say, brony.
>>4233260derpypinkierarity
>>4233242But I know you did
What's something that keeps your waifu awake at night?Do they have certain thoughts or ponderings that worry or scare them? Stuff they don't WANT to think about, but can't help thinking about?
>>4233263I like Rarity's everything
>>4233260>Is most into fetish kinky stuff?Pinkie
>>4233296Shut up you...you double brony!
>>4233300>>4233279lel
>>4233308who doesn't?
>>4233308Do you even like her smelly garbage that Spike takes out for her?
>>4233308>Not You like Pepsi too.png
>>4233286You look different Pinkie.
>>4233003Would you smile for her?
>>4233313
>>4233328Pepsi is disgusting
>>4233260Celestia, Fluttershy, Celestia.she uses her lovers' seed to give her the energy to make the sun rise. she goes too long without having a stallion shoot inside her, the world goes dark.
Someone draw rarity sitting on fluttershy
which pone would give the best hoofjob
>>4233304I guess sometimes when she's behind schedule.She'll probably stay a bit in bed worried and then says fuck it, get up and start warking on the dresses trough the night
>>4233328
>>4233337Nyah nyah!
>>4233328Pepsi is for disgusting commoners. Dr.Pepper is the drink of patricians.
>>4233300Is he playing the piano?Talk about tickling the ivories
>>4233304Thunder and lightning
>>4233304Pinkie Pie lies awake in bed waiting for a rapist to enter her room and unapologetically ravish her and leave her filled with their seed.
>>4233338I don't know who you are, but I'm coming over there. We're fighting.
>>4233310>she will never gaze at you with half-lidded eyes, making you maintain eye-contact so she can see the look on your face as you push inside her
>>4233338I know, it's almost as bad as Coke
>>4233341
>>4233328>trying to bring back the Pepsi thing>ever thinking that it was a thing
>>4233334but this is good
>>4233289and she always brings floss with her. and she'll never kiss you after, unless you're into that.
>>4233370Oh shit nigga, it's on now, you didn't go there.
>>4233370Sprite is great tough
>>4233355I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUgod I'm jelly
>>4233372>What is fun.Stay mad Rarifag.
>>4233371>including your color references>including Fluttershy's eye color when they're closedDon't be a Ross, now. That shit is unnecessary.
>>4233351How do you even like Dr.PepperIt tastes like stuff you get from the Dentist check ups
>>4233371
>>4233304Take a guess
>>4233406I hate Rarity, bro. I just thought the Pepsi thing was dumb as hell.
Dooks are you there? Can you answer some music questions quickly?
>>4233372MLPG ran that joke into the ground in record fucking time.
>>4233408>implying It's finishedI just wanted to give my friend his request
>>4233360As the foreboding object was lowered towards Pinkie’s face, she frantically shook her head; keeping her lips tightly sealed to prevent it from getting inside. Getting frustrated, Pokey, decided enough was enough and slammed a hoof into Pinkie’s chest with just enough force to get her to yelp. He immediately pounced on his window of opportunity and shoved the ring-gag into her open mouth, pushing it in firmly. Once he got a secure fit (since she wasn’t making it easy on him), he proceeded to latch it off behind her head.Pinkie Pie, having failed at stopping the insertion of the gag, immediately returned to pleading with him. However, and although her words came out as more than just incoherent mumbling this time, they were still terribly hard to understand. It didn’t matter, as Pokey didn’t seem to give two bucks what she had to say; he had already made his intentions quite clear.With her mouth now secure, Pokey returned to addressing the audience, “Who wants to take bets that this lovely mare will be able to take it all?” He grinned devilishly.Upon hearing this, Pinkie Pie’s eyes opened wide with an incoherent shriek as she shook her head frantically.
>not drinking malt liquor >2011Private Stock is actually really good, Biggie knew his shit
>>4233372I imagine Rarity would really like crystal pepsiShe could drink it without worrying getting a dark cola stain on her white face
>>4233406The pepsi thing wasn't really fun...
>>4233428Shoot.
>>4233409The flavor is just too much for your unrefined taste buds
>>4233426Not my fault if you can't enjoy things anymore, dude.
>>4233406I didn't think it was ever funny, just obnoxious garbage.
>>4233392Maybe after she comes to.
>>4233308Even her rubbery black winking marelips and distended donut-sized horse anus?
>>4233435>>4233435>>4233435>>4233435Made a new thread.
>>4233440>drinking alcohol ever
>>4233250I make Rarity the fatty lover because she's a fashion designer, so it seems most taboo for someone of her stature and with the career field she's in to acknowledge anyone fat to exist.To put in fanon, she snaps when she sees Plumpy Pie stuffing her face all the time and pines for anyone who's pillowy soft.
>>4233463WHAT DO YOU WANT A COOKIE?
>>4233371that does not look like sitting
>>4233449Why are you so broken up about Pepsi?
>>4233474Are you offering cookies Anon?
Guys, guys, we all know 7-up is the true god tier soda.
>>4233446Ok so I'm trying to understand different EDM genres and stuff, it's not really my jam but I like to know these things. What defines glitch hop or nuerohop or whatever. I mean bands like KOAN you always link and stuff. What makes that glitch hop?
>>4233477I rotated it, it's technically Rarity shoving her butt into Fluttershy's face.
>>4233360Even as she cries and begs you to stop, she wouldn't fail to push her plush rump back against you
>>4233466plebI actually prefer weed but in America you get thrown into fuck-me-in-the-ass prison if you get caught growing
>>4233479I found funny how that filename came out of nowhere, I never got all the mad about it.And I'm not even this guy >>4233328 but the defensive position of "hurr trying to bring back the pepsi thing" was even more stupid.
>>4233518It's useless dude, Rarifags are worst fags in the general.
>>4233467If only you put as much effort into drawing as you did thinking up reasons why characters are fat/like fat.
>>4233503and eventually, through those tears, you'd hear a few sighs.
why arent you drawing
>>4233392>crying_doc_and_derpy.jpg
>>4233500Uhh, generally Glitch Hop/Neurohop's tempo is 100 bpm, with a really fluid drum track, going offbeat sometimes and using "real" drum sounds, and it uses those Reese basslines you hear in DnB , also it has a really low-ended "poppy" snare that became typical in the genre.Here are some examples:http://soundcloud.com/koan-sound/eastern-thughttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0uvsoyXZlQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9UYciEl6oo
>>4233438>two bucks boner forever lost.
>>4233700Oh, I forgot to add, Neurohop is based in Neurofunk, a DnB subgenre.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkMHpppa_Xc
>>4233392If you aren't willing to kiss your lady after she mouthmilks you because of the taste or some shit you are seriously doing it wrong
>>4233700>>4233800Oh thanks. So it's like a Reese bassline slowed right down then? I never even picked up on that
