Worst pony thread.prev: >>4214884topic: /pol/
>>4217581>>4217588follow me to the gay bath house
But there is no worst ponyThey're all wonderful in their own way
wings
>It's an elaborate joke based on the absurd in-jokes of the My Little Pony General on /mlp/ (but from /co/ before we got kicked out). We've had several years to develop an insular set of jokes both as a defense mechanism and as an "US HORSEFUCKERS AM I RIGHT?" form of comedy.Why is there always a goddamn retard?
>It's an elaborate joke based on the absurd in-jokes of the My Little Pony General on /mlp/ (but from /co/ before we got kicked out). We've had several years to develop an insular set of jokes both as a defense mechanism and as an "US HORSEFUCKERS AM I RIGHT?" form of comedy.WHEREFORE
>>4217602Except Fluttershy
>>4217602Except Dash. She's a cunt.
>>4217588
>>4217602But Twilight sucks and is objectively worst pony.
>>4217616>>4217617Fun's over. Everyone go home.
>>4217602Except Trixie, she's a bitch.
>>4217617>manefag cannot into humor
>>4217620>>4217623You're both wrong. The worst pone is Pinkie Pie.
Chip fuckin' gets it man
>>4217620>>4217660your taste is shit
>>4217624To be fair, Fluttershy has always been a very conseritve pont
>>4217660I will fucking kill you, nigga.
>>4217617>>4217616>Communist flag>AGAINFucking Reds
>>4217673>free healthcare for animals>no-kill shelterShe's about as liberal as they come, bro.
>>4217660This guy speaks the truth. She's not the worst character but she is the worst pony.
>nonpartisan rape
>>4217660
Okay guys, stop praying. I'm tired of it. You win.I will let you come to Equestria under the following conditions:1. You have to inhabit the body of worst pony and take on her life and her job2.You have to engage in a long-term romantic relationship with second-worst ponyDeal?
What if Chad Warden was a pone?
>>4217660>implyingGet rekt
>>4217624Worst President.She only get 2.3% approval.
Just a heads up, Renne Quest is still on if you'd like to participate.>>4215347
>>4217602Except diamond tiara
>>4217709Ew no.I dont want to be a lesbian
Now in the old thread:The Once and Future Presidency of Andrea Libman's Legs
>>4217709>be in the body of RD and work in the weather teamthat actually sounds nice>romantic relationship with AJthat sounds nice too!where do I lose?
>>4217709>Have to be Dash>Have to date TwilightI don't like this one bit.
>>4217684Fluttershy is too scared t o look at her own relfection If hats not conetsvative then I odnt know what is
Why is 4chan x auto-opening images for me?
>>4217709I'll take deal 2.
>>4217738
>>4217676
>>4217709>be aspiehorn>date cuntcloudfair enough, sign me up
>>4217709>Be Fluttershy with RD.Fffffffffffine.
>>4217709>Be fluttershy>Relationship with dashOkay. I always wanted to be the most submissive girl.
>>4217709>1. You have to inhabit the body of worst pony and take on her life and her job>>2.You have to engage in a long-term romantic relationship with second-worst pony>Sounds good to me. I can be fluttershy and date applejack.
>>4217709>Become Fluttershy>must romance Rainbow DashNot worth it. That ship is awful.
>>4217736unf
>>4217759What would dash do to you?
>>4217620>>4217623>>4217646>>4217652>>4217729you are all over the map.at least agree on the worst.which is defiantly spike. he is a terrible pony
>>4217709>be Pinkie> x FluttershyDeal
>>4217753>cuntcloud>not thundercunt
>>4217759>>4217763Mah niggas.
>>4217746Retard. You have to take both or neither. lrn2read
>>4217709Dash x Fluttershy? Well at least she imitates DOUKE NECKUM really well.
>>4217750I don't have to take this shit from a pony.
>>4217783Celestia! That's ableistWhere are your credentials?
>>4217709>become Pinkie Pie>get in a romantic relationship with ScootalooGOOD GOD [/spoiler]YES[/spoiler]
>>4217709>derpyxlunaokay
Season 3 predictions?
>You should read The Votes Beneath His Presidency, by TAW.
>>4217767Um, I hope she would hold me down and make me eat her out while Big Mac rammed me hard from behind
>>4217709>hearing voices from another dimension
Who is each Gravity Falls character's favorite pony
>>4217796Worst Ships 101: Sparkleshy
Your favorte pony is so dumb that when they had their wallet stolen, they thought it was their own hand in their pocketetept poneis dont hav hands but they are so bad they swere that stupid
>>4217828Are you getting lazier or just stupid
>fluttershy comes home after working out all day>her body is all sweaty and smelly>wants to cuddle with youwhat do?
>>4217809>not hearing my voiceDo you seriously not even have a psychic portal to Equestria yet? They sell those things at that "Target" place you humans have, for fuck sake.
>>4217828Scrubbing go to bed you're drunk
>>4217803I think it will be ___good.
Leth knows all your IPs because he's a janitor. I know this
>>4217835I'm betting drunk.
>>4217828
>>4217828dude what's happeningyou've been spiraling for a few posts now, you ok?
>>4217841post you butt pls
>>4217845Janitors can't see IPsThat means he's a mod
>>4217845janitors don't get ips, only mods do
>>4217845Leth tell me where I live
>>4217828lol dis nigga drunk as fuckme too bro me toowhat are you drinking upon
>>4217835Who can eve tell at this pontLike if your favorite pony is just ugly or ugly
>>4217803seth will die, and at the end of an episode it will say "in memory of seth"and it will be an episode about how trixie got her shit pushed in again
>>4217858>I shitpost drunk>people tell me to fuck off>namefags shitpost drunk>people worry about themFine I don't love you guys either
>>4217860>>4217861Whatever, he knows your unique ID for each thread and thus knows how hardcore you samefag
>>4217841Please go away. You're not funny and rather annoying.
>>4217841>Implying I would shop at Target.
>>4217859
We should just have the general on /pol/ for the rest of the night.
what is it about viscous clumps of fat wrapped underneath a layer of furry flesh that makes my penis' jimmies get all rustled up
>>4217859No.
>>4217873Nah, people just kind of like SBLook at WinstonIts on a personal level
>>4217812Mabel: PankaDipper: Rainbow Dash (most similar to Wendy)Grunkle Stan: AJI'd post that picture of Stan and AJ as "the last unicorn," but I can't find it.
>>4217868I dare you to say one more bad thing about her
>>4217888god I just want to drink that with a straw
>>4217873>implying we're not just trying to take advantage of her
>>4217839Zumba isn't a workout
>>4217888jiggle jiggle~
>>4217907>her
pls more Andrea Libman "feels"pls
>>4217900>Dipper: Rainbow Dash (most similar to Wendy)I'd say Twilight because of their shared craze for making unnecessary lists and organisation
ugh I just ate like 8 oreos MLPGI feel so fat
>>4217901 she's not all tat fast
>>4217908Not as much as rough hardcore fucking, right?
>>4217915Read any FS feels and change FS to Andrea.
>>4217901Would you let a very butch dash dominate you and tie you up?Would you be surprised when she brought Scootaloo in, to learn about the birds and the bees in a "controlled" environment?
>>4217917She's the most similar to him, but I think Dipper would latch onto anything that most resembles his crush.
>>4217922Talk to me when you eat a whole box scrubnub
>>4217901She's a cunt that doesn't deserve her friends.
>>4217922>only 8>not a whole row in one sittingyou can't fat if you tried
>>4217915I like her a lot. Except her smile.She could probably pull off something similar to the trollface with those lips and teeth
>>4217915That bitch is ugly.
>>4217709>still love worst ponies>get to be best shiphow do i lose?
>>4217931y/y
>>4217915>and now we have VA >fanfictionguyssrsly
>>4217900>Grunkle Stan>AJ, element of honesty
>>4217922stop pigging out you fatty fator else you might get a big old round sexy fat ass
>>4217929...Well its been proven to be good cardio second to actual running.
>>4217927That's just slander and not true.
>>4217951I guess you missed Tara facesitting we had a while back.
>>4217951>Not wanting greentexts of Tabitha.
>>4217954Stan would just like her because she's got the money.
>>4217922No...We can make you fatter...We can do better than this.By the time I am done, you will be a full blooded American!With lots of fat in your blood.That isn't healthy.
>>4217931I would rather see all her confidence melt away when intimacy starts to come into playI bet she'd be sub as fuck
>>4217936>most likely to put risk her life to save her friends>a cunt and doesnt deserve her friends
Guys what if Waifu Lantern Corps?Rarity Lantern Corps are best Lantern Corps
>>4217968TABITHA IS PURE minus all the drugsLEAVE HER ALONE
>>4217943>I like her a lot. Except her smile.That's her best thing if you ask me.
>>4217927but that is objectively false
>>4217922nigga please, I just ate a steak covered in cottage cheese and drank a cup of whole milkbulking is so fun
>>4217980Rarity Lantern Corps are a bunch of assholes
>>4217915>the media frenzy over Andrea Libman's campaign for presidency is less concerned with the fact she's Canadian and more about the optimal hem length for her skirts>even rival candidates stop and take a moment to ponder her photos whenever they're brought up in debates>Andrea is too reticent to break the silence and bring the discussion back on topic
>>4217968I want this
>>4217709>have to be Mr tubular and have relationshit with cantdanceI guess I could get used to the pegging
>>4217948Would RD help a nervous (but eager to please her idol) Scootaloo ont your cock? Would she ride you cowgirl style?Would RD get tired of watching and sit on your face?Would they build the Pyramid and start making out?
>>4217970>tfw fat but extremely healthy looking plasma when donating platelets>skinny as fuck guy right next to me's plasma looks like cloudy shitI eat better than himFuck him
>>4217980>I'm watching Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths right nowGreen Lantern isn't doing much.
>>4217931I'd rather the our places be reversed.
>>4217969>Applejack.>Money.
>>4217998Oh my...
>>4217989Maybe smile wasn't the correct word. It's a charming smile, but her mouth itself is so large
>>4217967Tara would be the most enthusiastic facefarter ever. Even more than Pinkie Pie
>>4218012STREAM
>>4217976>A CUNT DESERVES RESPECT
>>4217998unf...what the hell am I doing with my life.
>>4218010But I don't want to sexually a filly.But there's something arousing about Dash making her watch as Dash does things
>>4218011>Fuck himcareful he might break
Did we ever figure out what happened with 4ChanX?Someone said they wanted to get in contact with the guy who coded it yesterday or the day before, after the script's page 404'd.
>>4217963>>4217990If Rainbow Dash was fast, wyy isnt she a Wonderbolt? Maybe its beauce she's dimb ugly?
>>4218017What's more valuable than land?
>>4218034im saying you are incorrect in your assertion that she is a cunt, please keep up anon.
>>4217852Oh god I remember that.
>>4217976Maybe you're right.She's a bitch with an annoying voice. How's that?
>>4218039that still seems unsettlingI have to age Scootaloo up a bit before I can allow myself to be attracted to her
>>4218055DYEWTS?She's a classic narcissist.
>>4217599Ok, I been out of /mlp/ for two or so days didn't have power, not important What is this whole "follow me to the gay bath house" thing about.
>>4218063what's the story behind it?
>>4218026But it's almost over and I have to go to bed afterwards. I'll stram it tomorrow.
>>4218051Money
>>4218017Pony's got her business on lock.
>>4218051Knowing Stan?Probably all those gold coins he sees.Ponies are easy as fuck to fleece.
>>4218075
>>4218066>annoying voicefuck that, her voice is great
>>4218051>needs the zap apple and cider just to keep the barn as their property
>>4218072some guy got drunk and was posting random shitTrollestia made a macrothe end
>>4218070Some faggot with too much time on his hand posting that in every thread today.
>>4218070Don't bring it up doofus, it's just a forced meme.
>>4218017>implyingLet's see. Twilight's a student. Fluttershy lives in the woods helping animals. Pinkie lives out of the bakery she works at for rent. Dash has a public sector low-level job. Rarity has her dress making, but the income from that is very unpredictable. In terms of actual assets, the Apple family is probably the richest in Ponyville.So yeah, Applejack. Money.
>>4218068It doesn't matter whether you're attracted to her. What matters is how much Scootaloo wants your cock.
>>4218039It has nothing to do with whether or not you want to scootaloo. Both you and her are more or less being raped by Dash, Dash is just doing it to her with pressure and her position of authority over the little filly, whereas she's got the remote control to the vibrator planted in your ass.
>>4218022Oh, yeah, probably...Much better
>>4218089Seriously, being a farmer isn't something you do for the money.
>>4218078>Speccy will never doodle for us again.
>>4218070It's about you, coming with me, to the bath houseif you don't understand now, that's okay, just come along obediently. it will all become clear soon enough
>>4218103I DON'T
>>4218080Probably his favorite pony would be Rarity just because she can find gems.
>>4218099>terms of actual assets, the Apple family is probably the richest in Ponyville.Rich family, retard.It's their fucking name.
>>4218088Dash Voice Cracks > Sweetie Voice Cracks
>>4217901S-she needs to comb her mane!
>>4218118>Dash>who can't talk backYes, I like this.
>>4218102Ehh I'm out. too much filly fooling for me.
>>4218118I wouldn't go THAT far.
>>4218118OK, maybe not that far but dash voice cracks are neat too
>>4218118pfftahahahahagood one, anon
>>4218103Smile pls behave.
>>4218106Exactly, and that's why she doesn't have the moneyFluttershy has her modelling career if need be, Rarity her dresses and both have good contacts in the upper echelons. Twilight is Celestia's student and has great contacts too. Much better choices
>>4218087Good news is I get off work early tomorrow and don't have work Friday so I can stram all night.
>tfw can't even do 25 wall push upsI'm like a walking twig;_;
>>4218118We've been over thisYou're wrong
>>4218133>>4218132>>4218130flock of pedos
>>4218115>Filthy Rich is one of the most wealthy ponies in Equestria.>But he doesn't let it get to his head, acting out of his way to help others.>His daughter is kind of a cunt.
>>4218140I was hoping maybe I would find one Dash voice crack fan wait maybe...>>4218145
>>4218098 Ah, I see less asky more horsing around got it
>>4218118What ifTime travelfilly Dash and Sweetie voiced cracked at the same tiem finftont of each ther?
>>4218069First of all narcissist doesn't necessarily =/= cunt. And while she has an ego yes, she often boasts in a tongue in cheek manner. Plus HCFS i think shows she is getting better in that regard, as not only does she pass praise she is receiving off to Fluttershy, but praise given to her by Spitfire of the wonderbolts. She is a nice, well meaning pony, who would do anything to protect her friends and what she believes is right.
Which pony's throat would you shove cake down while she cried and begged you to stop?
>>4218153and so it was that the earth split open
>>4218147So she's Pacifica
>>4218137>Rarity>lods of dosh from celebrity dresses>is in cahoots with ponies like Fancy PantsBest choice
>>4218165>implying that's even a questions
>>4218153The sun would explode.
>>4218150i like Dash's voice cracks
>>4218170I guess it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
>>4218153simultaneous world-wide heart attack
>>4218088No it's not. I'm sorry for your terrible taste.
>>4218165none oh my god that's horrible
>>4218119How's this?
>>4218153and that's how equestria was made
>>4218115>implying season 2 is canonAlright fine, among the main 6 then.>>4218137Fluttershy will probably never model again. Twilight probably has no interest in wealth. Rarity does have the best potential, but again, custom fashion design is a fickle busines. In terms of solid business sense, AJ is the best.
>>4218153Heart attacks the world over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOzR5Jnd6bU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
>>4218183
>>4218150You found me broponyDash voice cracks always gonna be the best sonDash voice cracks >>>> Sweetie voice cracksDash voice cracks even >>> God's voice cracks
has anyone written fluttershy going back into the modeling business to support her animal habit?Like, unwillingly? Maybe even a rape scene or two with her manager or whatever
>>4218188Im sorry to tell you this anon but you are actually wrong.
>>4218119not combed, more wild
>>4218195>AJ>solid business sense
>>4218193But Dash ands Sweetie adere post Equestria ?why are oyu so dumb anon? Didd you take Applejack pills or something ?
>>4217930You know what? I'm gonna do this, someone post some good FS greentext.
>>4218200
>>4218150>"Keep makin fun of her and find out!"
>tfw you can't relate to anyone because your life revolves around posting on an online imageboard
>>4218211>FS with german beer-girl haircutHOLYSHITI WILL BE IN MY BUNK FOR THE NEXT WEEK
>>4218195>In terms of solid business sense, AJ is the best.Did you even watch Cider?
>>4218171>Pacifica and Diamond Tiara trying to one up the other.Oh god.You know those two would never get along, their personalities are too similar and they would feel threatened by the other.Only room in town for one and all that.
>Andrea Libman gets to visit with political prisoners in other nations>they cling to her ankles and weep>she tries to console them and give them her heartfelt sympathy>it's not that, it's just they've never seen such beautiful feet before>the guards agree>Andrea blushes
>>4218147Sure, she's a spoiled brat who really needs to learn a lesson in manners - but she's just a kid.I think she'll grow up a little and figure her shit out, given some time.
I can't stand any of the CMC's voices except for maybe scootaloo. Applebloom and especially Sweetie Bell both sound like they're talking with congested whiney noses.
>>4218211>RD not looking the leftits like those fucking pictures of tiles where one is out of place
>>4218209Dash has the worst voice in the show.It's canon.
>>4218171>>4218233>Pacificawho
>can't sleep, MLPG>/pol/ threads start>it's fucking 6amworth it, brb dropping dead
>>4218224
>>4218219
>>4218200But that's wrong.
>>4218224http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
>>4218246I'm sorry
>>4218236Hnnnnggg
>>4218237Ooor, her dad sends her to AJ's farm for a week.Let her learn a little about the farm that made him what he is.
>>4218195To bad she's retarded when it comes to business.I mean she has monopoly over everything Apples, Zap Apple Jam and Cider and yet they can barely survive each winter.Yes they have land but they don't know how to use itRarity on the other hand?Hoity is selling her dresses, Fancy is also recommending them, Fashion magazines in Canterlot write about her good things, Sapphire probably boosted her popularity and so on.Also she can find Gems with her magic.If anything Rarity is the richest of the mane cast right now and she'll have business for quite some time.And even if she fucks up with the dresses, Unlimited gems
>/pol/ threads are dedIt was a blast.Here.http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/56305http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/56309
MLPG, a black guy hit on me today.I just thought you should know.
>>4218243I literally got chills during her solo in the Best Night EverSweetie doesn't even have the same VA do her songs
>>4218272I hugged a girl for my first time ever last night.We weren't dating or anything, she was just some chick at a concert.
>>4218246Same. I have to get up in an hour to go to a job interview.
>>4218272Are you a male or female. This is important.
>>4218211oh i remember that i still have to redraw pinkie's hair. i think anon requested a beehive haircut with real bees in it. maybe next weekend
Would you tie fluttershy up, feed her laxatives, and watch her squirm?
>>4218237or she could just become a bratty teen girl
>>4218243You know what else is canon motherfucker? This big ass artillery cannon that's gonna be pointed at your fucking basement if you insult my waifu's beautiful cracky voice even one more time faggot
>>4218287>implying that's not MT
>>4218287__Male
>>4218139I'm stuck on exercise 2 for everything man. I've hit a brick wall, it sucks.
>>4218289why are you doing this
>>4218288Is a beehive haircut what it sounds like?
>>4218244Bitch from Gravity Falls.
>>4218289Doesnt Flutter shy squirm a lot on her own without restriant and chemichals?
>>4218297>Waifuing Rainbow DashOh god Terse got to you. You're infected with bad opinions. I'm so sorry gfor you
>>4218305Yes. You put a beehive over your head and the bees cut your hair for you using their stingersUnfortunately, many of them die as a result
>>4218190>>4218190...I-I guess that'll do...!
>>4218244Human Diamond Tiara who has two Silver Spoons and kinda shitty uninteresting parents
>>4218316>Terse>waifuing at all>especially thundercuntHe is patrician tier, Pinkie, Rarity and AJ top 3 I think
>>4218301You should fuck him.
>>4218243i think you need to go to an ear doctor anon. i am worried for you.
With the success of FiM, do you think that Hasbro is going to treat the MLP franchise like the Tranformers (regarding the cartoons) and keep most of the main characters for every reboot or do you think that Hasbro eventually is going to replace the main 6?
>>4218297It's not even cute. She's sounds like some little boy going through puberty. Also her mane is ugly.
>>4218333>not having Dash Rarity and Pinkie as your top 3
>>4218297Are we arguing cannons now? This pony is cannon, and there's nothing you can do to disprove that.
>>4218302Flak I like your webcomic
>>4218282mah nigga
it ain't funny anymore
>>4218346The only reason we're not looking at the g1s is because they lost the copyrights on most of them
>>4218346I'm still a little fuzzy on the details over how exactly they lost the rights to their own G1 characters.But assuming that doesn't happen again they would have to hate money or something not use the same character for a G5Assuming they don't pull a Simspons with G4
>>4218352>not having pic related as top two>AJ as thirdDash is fourth, that's the best I can do
>>4218352>Dash>Above fifth place >everAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAShe would be even lower if we included all the ponies. Way lower
>>4218239fuck you their voices are the best
>>4218358Thanks.
>>4218352>not having Twi Rarity and Pinkie as your top 3Fixed that spelling mistake for you anon.
>>4218356More atrilery then cannon
Twilight is best because she is best fightan pony
>See August: Osage County at a local theatre>woman playing Ivy's accent reminds me of AJ>fall in loveFuck
>>4218346I don't know, I don't care.I want a Starscream esq villain.>They use Discord.Dammit, imaginary Hasbro!
>>4218356>fanon cannon pony
>Rainbow Dash has best voice cracksSweetie Belle. Just, Sweetie Belle.
>>4218388What is going to happen thoughWhy is house dedWhy is Berry drunkWhy-raWhy
>>4218386Sweetie Belle's VA looks so cute here
>>4218352>>4218378>>4218389>not having AJ as first, Rarity as close second, and Twilight as thirdLaaaame.
>>4218346>Hasbro impressed with MLP:FiM's success>Not pleased with growth of unintended audience>To rectify this, MLP:FiM is cancelled and they rehash Gen 3.5 for 5 seasons and 5 animated TV movies
>>4218378>Most boring pony top anything>>4218389>Likewise with Aspiehorn
>>4218389Holy shit what great opinions
>>4218378You and me are niggas now.
>>4218272Was he cute?
>>4218378Sorry Twilight is second best but Pinkie is very close as third best pony.If only AFID didn't happen she'd be second
>>4218305More or less.It was a big hairstyle back in the 60s and the 70s.
>>4218392I wish the online thing for fighting is magic would work without lag
>>4218346They somehow lost the rights to all the G1 characters except Applejack and Spike, right?I think Cheerilee, Sweetie, Scootaloo and maybe a few others are from G3.I wouldn't really be surprised either way at this point.
>>4218405i just want to hug her and nothing else
>>4218423>>4218414>>4218389MAH NIGGAS
Someone draw fluttershy doing something funny right now
>>4218411>Everyone assumes that is the show people are obsessing over.>Hot Topic floods with gen 3.5 pony merch.
Mafia where?!Also:Horse 101/intro class was tonight.Gals/Women: 43Guys/Men: 6, 3 of them crashers/unit grabbers.That's alot more than guys then my horse class at another college. I was the only one in my class! Why isn't Equine Science your major, MLPG?
>>4218429>lagless online gamesI'll let you know when somebody invents an ansible, bro.
>>4218425Reminds me of The Flintstones for some reason. I don't think anyone had one in that showDid any cartoon characters have one? Why is it so familiar
>>4218433pretty much
>>4218399He's got a very explosive personality.
>>4218405They are all really adorable, makes me happy. There's nothing worse than enjoying a character and then seeing then VA and it's some hideous creature.
>>4218425>big hairstyle
>>4218386>>4218433>not wanting to catch them up and snoodle them and hug them all to bits.You disgust me.
>>4218429i've had some nice matches where the screen didn't run at 10 fpsverizon fios the best
>>4218370>The only reason we're not looking at the g1s is because they lost the copyrights on most of themyesand they lost them because they didn't use them for over 20 years
If you favorite pont is so greatthen why od YOU like them?chekcn and mate
>>4218456Fuck. Thought I could sneak one past you.
>>4218446Marge Simpson kinda?
Hey, anyone got Klondike's original Molestia comic handy? Could use a blast of nostalgia
>>4218438
>>4218479SB, what are you sippin' on?I'm drinking Lucky Bucket wheat.
>>4218473I wish they could've kept some of the old school villains.
>>4218370Guess we got kind of lucky then. Wonder how different the show would have been using the old ponies.
>>4218473What would you have named Applejack if they had lost the rights to her as well?
>>4218403BecausePartyWhy-lerBecauseThe events going on right now is still setup. Nothing major will happen regarding the main arc for a bit. Need some characterization and all that.
>>4218429Its peer to peerjust play somebody actually near youthe servers only exist to match people togetheralsoPinkie > Twilight = Rarity > Applejack
>>4218502Treekicker
>>4218502Applehat
>>4218502Southern Comfort
>fluttershy is very sick and has a high feverHow do you take care of her?
Fluttershy nervously shuffles up to you in the hallway and slips you a folded-up note before dashing off.>Will you be my nigger?>[ ] Yes>[ ] NoHow do you react?
>>4218438YepI drew thisjust now
>>4218502Well, her entire occupation may have changed if they had lost the rights to her.So I'd keep up the thematic fruit names and call her Heartpury.It's a type of Pear.
>>4218510>Pinkie tactics>beat into corner>Overhead foam finger the strongest
>>4218525Rabbit stew,Always makes me feel better when I'm sick
>>4218525I would take her to the doctors obviously
>>4218429Wait, what? That game released?
>>4218525Lots of fluids and bed rest. Try to keep her cool.
>>4218502Jappleack
>>4218502Tobaccojack and Big Macintosh becomes Big Cottonwad
>>4218534
>>4218525Smack her around and yell at her for being such a weak little shit.
>>4218534Why is she so perfect? Why can't she be real?
>>4218540Alpha leaked
>>4218520>lose copyrights to name>use someone elses copyright brilliant!
>>4218510I have the most fun with Rarity
>>4218540A beta tester leaked a pre-release build.
>>4218538but she is in no real danger, you don't need to take her to the doctors. she just needs some tlc
>>4218540leaked alpha
>>4218459>not wanting to fistbump them in public places>not wanting to have them take turns singing karaokeYou are anormal and you are going to Hell
>>4218553>implying she wouldn't apologise
>>4218502Snuggle boringhat
>>4218502 jappleack
>>4218529>check yes>find her and hand it back to her
>>4218535You disgust me
>>4218555You really think I'm perfect, Anon?
Does Rose still take requests and draw in the general?
>>4218530Has JD actually been here?
>>4218565>Implying I wouldn't strike her harder for continuing to be such a disappointment by apologizing and being so disgustingly meek
>>4218389>Pinkie in top 3. Pinkie being near top.
>>4218581If she feels like it, and if she's here.
>>4218561Tender loving care or totatl lose cose?
>>4218580I have, and would do things for you.
>>4218580Yes. And it pains me I will never be with you.
>>4218584>implying she wouldent go full gohan on your ass like she always does in moments of danger
>>4218580ur a perfect hat
>>4218581>check her tumblr>Out of curiosity, and feel free to not answer this if you don't want to, but does Rose appreciate the ladies?>Very much so, she indeed doesunf
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328572?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>42185881) Rarity (indisputable)2) Pinkie3) Applejack4) Twilight5) Rainbow Dash...9001) Fluttershy
>>4218580Derpy, You are the number one Pony outside of the main 6. I can't even compare you to them. You are in group of your own far above every other pony.
>>4218536pinkie pie corner mix-ups are brutal.>jumping M going over and crossing me up when my back is to the walldon't even get me started on that broken train wreck of a lv 3.I know, l>leaked prealpha but still
>>4218591both
>>4218612If you actually got to live with the 6th best pony of your dreams, would you be jealous if another anon got to live with your favorite?Or would you just be happy that you actually get a pony?
>>4218612that list is as shit as you are as a person. which is to say very.
>>4218580derpy you are a very ugly pony
>>4218612>Rarity
>>4218596But so many people call me an ugly pony... Someone put you up to this.
>>4218612Get a load of this guy
>>4218612This is why i find Rarityfags so insufferable
>>4218536>block it on reaction>receive free million damage Twilight combo
>>4218612wait wait wiawtawaiwtthere are oce nine thoudanf ponnies?
>>4218612My list:Applejack = Pinkie > Twilight > Rarity > Fluttershy > Rainbow Dash
>>4218645SB put the bottle down
>>4218580you're a slut
>>4218612Nah, I'd rather have the best of each type of pone as my top 3.
>>4218479>>4218495http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aXebrKrql9
>>4218638has anyone written actual full retard derpy fapfic and not just that weird one where she fucks everything up and kills the self insert sex pony/guy?
>>4218645SB, we get it, you're drunk. You can try getting attention another way now.
>>4218641Because they have better taste than you?
>>4218652>TWO APPLEAJCKS
>>4218612Dash > Rarity > Pinkie Pie > Fluttershy > Twilight > Applejack
>>4218645you have a problem
>>4218654Only for you, Anon~
>>4218645Are you retarded or faking this. Honestly, I've been drunk at the keyboard before but still managed to hold onto my spelling for the most part
>>4218666shut up satan
>>4218663Hes become our new Winston.There must always be a Winston.
>>421866010/10/10/10/10
>>4218657>Pegasus main cast>Anywhere but the bottomYou sir have very bad opinions
>>4218671I would.
>>4218660wat
Tell me you wouldn't cuddle this.
>>4218638No one has. You really are a beautiful and kind pony.
>>4218673I would be that bad at typing drunk if it weren't for the red squiggles guiding me.
>>4218671>slut>only for one personBut that's wrong Derpy you fucking retard
>>4218688>i hate fluttershy and rainbow dash do i fit in yet guys?!
>>4218689Even if she was a drooling, mouthbreathing retard?
>>4218689I would too.
>>4218673You're a better drunk than I then.Sometimes when I drink, I can type fine if I want to. The thing is, I just don't give a fuck, so all the typos stay in.
>>4218660>PANT
>>4218697i really wouldn't
>>4218673Seriously.>It's how I do my writing.
>>42186121. Fluttershy2. Rarity3. Applejack4. Twilight Sparkle5. Rainbow Dash6. Pinkie Pie
>>4218660Ahahahaha. I love you vocaroofag.♥
>>4218688>my opinions > your opinions
derpy is fucking hideous
>>4218671I would totally a derpy sexually
>>4218705It's probably just goretastic
>>4218705>waifufag getting mad that glorious Unicorn master race is at their rightful place at the top
>>4218706Does she still look like that?
completely off topic, but.....a /b/ pony thread in need of assistance! The battle rages against the gfurs. Overwhelm them!>>422039817
>>4218697Depends on the fabric. A lot os poillwos have thets scritchy feel to them thats bad.Mayor Marei s nice though
>>4218703
>>4218671>that Derpy -> Sexual desire pic
>>4218734>not liking gfur>Year of our Marker 2012
>>4218714Maybe this one is more your speed.
>>4218641durrr they have opinions and assert them just like people with opinions do.That's what you sound like.
>>4218705But I don't hate themJust that everyone else is better than them
>>4218734
>>4218726This is too true.1.Twilight & Rarity2.Pinkie & AJ3.The Rest
>>4218660>Sunguard got slipped some booze.
>>42187472creepy4me
>>4218681but why?
>>42186121) Fluttershy2) Pinkie Pie3) Rarity4) Twilight5) AJ6) RDDeal with it
>>4218734>this postThat's ishiggidy diggity wiggity whack.
>>4218346>>4218346There was this phrase that Hasbro used, that MLP G1+2 collectors redubbed something "bore" during G3+3.5.Like, six four? -> six bore
>>4218726>Unicorns the master race>in a world where there literally is a master raceDYEWTS?
>>4218760Change Pinkie with Twilight and we have a dealWe can't have a unicorn monopoly, and let's face it, Twilight is pretty lacklustre this season
>>4218770>you will never wiggity wiggity wiggity your friendsis there rocket power r34 with them doing the wiggity wiggity wiggity and having sex?
>>4218736What's with this shtick?Drunk people don't talk that way. I've never seen a drunk person slur and type the way they talk. If anything they're more cautious about what they type. Peopalt hwo typ edrunk lika t hat are usubally fanking it ffor attensition
>>4218782>Twilight lackluster>all pinkie did was be retarded and annoying.
>>42186121) Pinkie Pie2) Rarity3) Applejack6) Twilight Sparkle14) Rainbow Dash15) Fluttershy
>>4218779Unicorns were the original master raceDo YOU?
>>4218777>>4218777Does anyone have a clue as to what this is?
>>4218791>all Twilight did was freak out and spam teleport
1) Applejack2) Twilight3) Fluttershy4) Rarity5) Pinkie6) Dash
>>4218788Like I said earlier, some drunks just kind of type carelessly and don't bother correcting mistakes because who gives a shit they're drunk.
>>4218747apple bloom was the first small pone and the first to steal my heartshe is a very pretty and nice girl even if she can be impatient and a little whinyi wish she was my little sister
>>4218782No deal
Is MLPG in agreement at least that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are always bottom 2?
>unicorn master racewell duh, the phallic symbol on their head makes it pretty obvious. Fucking misogynistic Faust.
>>4218791Thats twice as much as Twilight did
>>4218811I think Scootaloo is the nicest looking CMC but AB has a cool bow
>>4218809It's shtick.
>>4218808
>>4218805>All Fluttershy did was cower and act shy
>>4218811>not wanting Sweetie as a little sisterJust imagine all the adventures and singing.
>>42187951)Rarity4)Twilight5)Pinkie Pie7)ApplejackI never got this far)Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
>>4218822Of course since they're best ship.
>>4218822but that's wrong
>>4218822No because this is only a small portion of MLPG's posters
>>4218829>I don't do it so other people must be faking itokay
1. Applejack1.Rarity 3. Rainbow Dash3.Twilight Sparkle3. Pinkie Pie6. Fluttershy
Today was fun MLPGI'm going to jinx it and ask you to not be butts when I get back please
>>4218822>Fluttershy and Dash are bottoms>Fluttershy telegraphs her subbiness to anyone who can see or hear>Dash is ultra secretive about it>But neither of them like anything more than being mounted and stuffed
>>4218851Don't be mad SB, I'm sure people will continue to fall for it.
ApplejackTwilight Sparkle / RarityRainbow DashFluttershyPinkie Pie
>>4218801Like in G3 there were 7 main characters that Hasbro called the 'core 7' and the adult fanbase of mlp at the time called them the bore 7.
>>4218822Why are they always on the bottomw if they have wings?
>>4218860>But neither of them like anything more than being mounted and stuffedI've never even heard of a taxidermy fetish
1. Rarity2. Applejack3. Twilight Sparkle4. Pinkie Pie5. Rainbow Dash6. Flutter Shy
>>4218859WOOPS
>>4218862But nobody ever falls for it
>>4218881I would push those legs up into her chest and ream her ass
Guys, see these ponies? They would all be appalled at the way you are talking about their friends. Why are your hearts filled with so much hate when any one of them would want to be your friend.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328607?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4218859
>>4218893That would break her leg.
>>4218897I want to jack off onto their eager yet confused faces
>>4218893I would move her panties aside and eat her out
>>4218881Anon probably wanted butts, and was just being sneaky about requesting it.
1. RarityThe rest dont matter
>>4218909>>4218906>>4218881I-I meant butts as in the angry jerk kindThis is acceptable. Goodnight
I AM THE RARITYI AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOWI AM BETTER THAN BOTH FLUTTERSHY AND TWILIGHT COMBINED
>>4218879Swap Rarity and AJ and you'd have my list.
>>4218909This is one of my favorite butts
Acidfag here.Angel's following the Tumblr now.So awesome.
>>4218925Remeber when Nicolodeon was good?
>>4218925Haha
>>4218897Just because they would be friends with us, doesn't mean we'd like to be friends with them.
Uh oh
>>4218842i want them all to be my cute pony sisters
>>4218934Nobody cares
>>4218925>Rarity using caps locks.Fool! That isnt couth!
>>4218948you are insane for making such a statement
>>4218953>baby cakes
>>4218953wot
>>4218953I like farts
Why does the Mayor get no love?
>>4218934Is the adoration for a giantess Vinyl Scratch ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEAL purely ironic/satire of bronies clamoring for trash like Futashy or are some of you autistic enough to like this shit sincerely like some of /mu/ liked Witch House two years back?
>>4218923That angle doesn't look particularly practical for sexing
>>4218975because she's old and shitty
>>4218975i'm not experienced enough
>>4218953Ahahaoh man
>>4218971
>>4218981but I like Witch House non-ironically
>>4218975I'm not into old bitty titties
>>4218981I honestly can't tell anymore.
>>4218993
>>4218975Because she and I don't exist in the same universe
>>4218983>>4219002>not liking mature women in powerI thought you guys were cool.
>>4218994Why is Pinkie sitting on a jar wiht a littel Fluttershy painted on the outside/
>>4219002>implying she's old and doesn't just dye her hair to seem more "stately."It's like how nobles in the old days wore powder wigs.
>>4219024>liking saggy used holeswhy?
>>4218975But she gets plenty
>>4218983>>4219002She's the same age as the main 6, she just dies her mane to seem more mature
>>4219024Power is just as overrated and ephemeral as looks.
>>4218953does anyone has that tweet of Ingram saying "i like farts"
>>4218934DJ Acid is so ridiculous I kinda like it.At the same time I have no idea how or why anyone would find that sexy. Also my drawings on that tumblr.yay?
>>4219036Does she dye her saggy eyes and librarian glasses?
>>4218897But my heart isn't full of hate, only lust
>>4219055Yes, she dyes her glasses.
>>4219024I like herI also like the idea that teen Diamond Tiara works in her officeThey take turns seducing stallions for the good of PonyvilleMayor gets first pick because of seniority, but DT gets free use of them after that
>>4219055>saggy eyesNow you're just making shit up.
>>4218981I don't know about adoration, but she/it gives me bonersI haven't really cared about what I fap to for years
>>4218953>>4218993WHEN ARE THE PONIESYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PONIES POTATOMAN
ALL PONIES OTHER THAN FLUTTERSHY ARE USELESS BITCHESONLY FLUTTERSHY HAD THE GUTS TO TELL PINKIE AND RARITY WHAT PIECES OF SHIT THEY WERE IN THE SHOW
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328631?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4219074Fluttershy was brainwashed, that doesn't count.
>>4219075More enxt time
SUP BRONYS/)
>>4219075Missed out on this round, throw in another slot perhaps.
>>4219086still did not stop the make up sex afterwards
>>4219091Down low!(/Too slow!
>The Walking Dead update
>>4219055What saggy eyes?
>>4218099>In terms of actual assets, the Apple family is probably the richest in Ponyville.Remember how Applejack wanted to go to the Gala so she could make enough money to get Big Mac' a plow that wasn't 90% rust?They might have a reasonable amount of land, but it's not generating them much revenue.
>>4219097unf
>>4219074If Fluttershy is so great why didnt she say the same to the other three?
>>4219091(\
>>4218761http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wNTdPnWipfDrunken rambling is hard to do.
>>4218981I like sexy women with huge breasts and nice bodies. The huge dick I couldn't care less about.
>>4219064Go on...
>>4219104I hope my video daughter is ready.
>>4219111Because Twilight, AJ, and Dash are actually useful to society.
>>4219099
I honestly don't see how this could be anyone's favorite pone. She really is just the worst.
>>4219128So is Rarity
>>4218981It's not about adoring her.It's just that Acid gives us awkward boners.Also the whole concept is fucking hilarious.
>>4219137Fashion in a world where everybody walks around naked 90% of the time doesn't qualify as 'useful to society'.
>>4219105The mayor's color scheme is actually pretty nice.
>>4219138>It's just that Acid gives us awkward boners.But she doesn't>the whole concept is fucking hilarious.But it's not
>>4219128But theyr're always napping!
>>4219151I can say that for a lot of ponies that get no love.Like that cute little vet pony in Secret of Excess
>>4219151Her hair isn't really gray though.
>>4219147PleaseBeing ridiculously good looking is the most important thing in the world.
>>4219157Dash manages the weather, AJ is a food supply, and Twilight furthers the world's knowledge.
>>4219174And you think Dash's hair is really rainbow-colored?
>>4219156You don't find it funny?Not liking it sexually is understandable, and honestly the "proper" response, but I don't see how it isn't funny as hell
>>4219174
>>4219174I would love her even with the pink hair.
>>4219180>Twilight furthers the world's knowledgeTwilight is still learning how not to be autistic.
>>4219188I don't really see how making Scratch 75 meters tall with a giant dick is funnyMaybe I just don't get the humor of today's youth
>>4218975Honestly, with her hair and glasses, she reminds me a little of my Third-Grade teacher.I liked the Third Grade.
>>4219194I think she could actually rock the pink hair if she had her mane in a different style.
>>4219209You know how sometimes you see something so ridiculously outlandish that the only thing you can do is laugh at it? I think it's kind of like that.
>>4219180>Twilight>Furthers the world knowledge by making it really awkward to go check out books that contain knowledge.
i think mayor mare is very prettyher voice is very funny and cute, the way she always sounds like she's proclaiming something--"bring back the money!"i like her ruffley thing she wears and her scroll cutie markand she looks very huggable somehow
>>4219173She had a cute voice
>>4219147Didn't you notice Ponyville is the only place where ponies are naked all the time?Every other place shown has had ponies wearing clothes.Ponyville is a nudist colony, which is why ponies in Canterlot look down on it.
>>4219176>the_most_brony_movie_ever_made.jpg
>>4219184
>>>4219223So basically it's funny because LOL SO RANDUM XDDD
>>4219188Not that anon butIt's not even like cheap /b/ tier funny. That I can understand. I don't get why.The only thing that remotely makes sense to me is that you also think using the filename "wwalks into thread" is funny.So you just have terrible taste.
>>4219209There's humor in absurdityTo me at least.Its sort of not really, but sort of like some of the Monty Python stuffThe stuff that made less sense than average
>>4219188It's not funny.Its a bunch of furry fetish fuel.That's all it is, is a massive anthropomorphic horse with a giant dick because lol it has to have a penis!And the whole radiation because it has to be a sparkle dog on top of it all.You like a fucking SPARKLEDOG
>>4219209It's the idea of something so utterly ridiculous being taken with any measure of seriousness, for me.
Momentoanon here, just finished watching it.>mfw
>>4219099>>4219114>>4219091Seriously, fucking cut it out.Every ironic post MLPG gets, a pony loses her wings/horn/legs
>>4219173you mean flummoxed?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsq60D3nfrA
And now I'm all alone again nowhere to turn, no one to go toWithout a home without a friend without a face to say hello toAnd now the night is nearNow I can make believe she's here
>tfw fighting is magic will bomb faster than Jojo's HD when fully released because it's ponyyou guys better learn how to fight or i'll wreck your shit with Twilight again
>>4219132Many people don't like fine wines or rich foods until they grow accustomed to eating it instead of their usual watery peasant gruel. Someday you'll understand.
>>4219184Yes as its in her name.
>>4219118>"If someone had to be captain and it couldn't be me, you'd make a good captain."Aww.
>>4219255Fighting is Magic will bomb because it will come out like a year after the show is cancelled.
>>4219229Literally.With telescopes.
Sometimes I walk alone at nightWhen everybody else is sleepingI think of her and then I'm happyWith the company I'm keepingThe city goes to bedAnd I can live inside my head
>>4219237Oh, no, I didn't mean the random spammed pictures that someone seems to like posting, I just meant the situation as a whole
>>4219255Which pony has command grabs? This is extremely important. It constitutes about 90% of my time as Haggar or THor.
>>4219002I like to think she as old as Cheerilee but act older for her job.>>4219216You tell me.
>>4219277>Celestia has the biggest telescope.
On my ownPretending she's beside meAll aloneI walk with her till morningWithout herI feel her arms around meAnd when I lose my way I close my eyesAnd she has found me
>>4219235You're a curmudgeon and take this way too seriously.
>>4219254sometimes I walk alone at night when everybody else is posting poniesI think of pone farts and I'm happy with the company I'm keepingThe outside world goes to bedand I can live inside my headwith ponies
>>4219287I don't really see the difference honestly. Well I can, but not here. I can appreciate a good joke coming out of a bad situation, but this all just seems terrible to me.
>>4219255No, it's going to bomb because the Dev. Team bumblefucked themselves when their build got leaked, and closed off all testing.
>>4219298Twilight's telescope is pretty bigThink she uses it to try and look in Celestia's window?
In the rain the pavement shines like silverAll the lights are misty in the riverIn the darkness, the trees are full of starlightAnd all I see is her and me forever and foreverAnd I know it's only in my mindThat I'm talking to myself and not to herAnd although I know that she is blindStill I say, there's a way for us
Sculpting pony manes is tough.Help?
>>4219302Probably.I just don't like it and I'm trying to justify why. Truth is I just don't like it.
>>4219281
HeyHey MLPGWhat's your major?
>>4219291So far? AJ kinda does, with her lasso.If Big Mac makes it in, I figure he'll be the grappler of the cast. Even if he isn't, I'm going to main him.
I love herBut when the show is overShe is goneThe image's just a flickerWithout herThe world around me changesThe threads are bare and everywhereThe boards are full of strangers
>>4219250>a pony loses her legs>implying this can't be a good thing
>>4219291AJ i guess. lassos can grab them (H version grabs out of the air) and links into a combo
>>4219318Is the chocolate?
>>4219302Forced memes are never funny. Get over it.
>>4219328Woman's Studies
>>4219328I've graduated already.Philosophy. It was a mistake.
>>4219339Nope, just zbrush default material.
I love herBut every day I'm learningAll my lifeI've only been pretendingWithout meHer world would go on turningA world that's full of happinessThat I have never known
>>4219328WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328657?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4219229yet at most all the shows Royalty only wear a necklace crown and hoof ornaments.
>>4219328Canis
>>4219328Up until the beginning of the summer, it was a Bachelor's in Media Arts and Animation.
>>4219316She probably does so all the time when she's bored.Maybe when Celestia is bored too they exchange secret messages.
I love herI love herI love herBut only on my own
>>4219328CS like everybody else on here.
>>4219328Computer Science
>>4219335Your faith was strong but you needed proofYou saw her bathing on the roofHer beauty and the moonlight overthrew youShe tied you to her kitchen chairShe broke your throne and she cut your hairAnd from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
>>4219138No to fucking both of those.
>>4219364Go be dead somewhere else, Eponine.
>>4219361I bet they use semaphoreBecause Celestia is old, and Twilight is a huge nerd
>>4219318which one is it?the right half looks ok, the super detail on the left look very off for a pony and weird
>>4219364Stop it
>>4219320I don't like it either, but it's very easy to ignore.
>>4219365>>4219367hehe>>4219328Bio Chem + math minor
>>4219296That looks decent but the colors would work great in carrot pone style.
>>4219138no she doesnt and its not
>>4219328Modern and General.CS, what a dweeb amiritegotta code all dem features
>>4219328It was pre-med. Right now it's nothing. Someday it will be computer science.
>>4219328BiochemistryAnd then I realized I was making a HUGE mistake and promptly switched my major to Biomedical Engineering
>>4219250
>>4219385Juice can you Draw Angel and Fluttershy Body Swapped?
>>4219361I wonder if she knows how to use that spell Celestia uses to send letters.
>>4219364Baby I've been here beforeI've seen this room and I've walked this floor (you know)I used to live alone before I knew youAnd I've seen your flag on the marble archand love is not a victory marchIt's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
>>4219328I dropped out and am majoring in minimum wage manual labor.
>>4219328Currently undeclared, thinking about Computer Science.Should I MLPG?
>>4219385Draw DJ Acid.
>>4219296>Mayor Mare at the boutique.>Rarity is fussing with a pink Mane, trying to find a style that it works with.>Knowing one other pony with pink hair, does not help at all.
>>4219328nothing im joining the military.
>>4219338>>4219330Sweet. Reminds me a bit of Abel from SSF4 and Potemkin.>>4219347'sup Chistery.>>4219360What happened?>>4219411It's terrible. Go back.
>>4219328CS.
>>4219432I hope you plan on taking the free money our government wants to give you to go to school after you get out.
>>4219378It's all one piece.I made the overall shape in 3ds max then exported it to zbrush and started sculpting details because I thought it would look better. I'll see if I can render a quick preview of what it would look like with what I've alrady done so far.
>>4219420Are you familiar with Java?
>>4219328Nothing yet, joining the military.
Damn MLPG, why is this song so good?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_hOT5YDaRIWhat are you guys listening to?
>>4219420Your job is to continuously combat your own incompetence at solving a fractally-nested mound of problems. At times, it's like scanning bedsheets for a misplaced stitch. It's AWESOME and I heartily recommend you at least try it.
>>4219450>>4219443
>all this CSWhy aren't you coding
>>4219352Furnace pone!
>>4219328I haven't done anything since I graduated high school in 06. Shit I failed the standardized testing and only graduated because I am apparently proficient in electronics as a trade.
>>4219443hell i plan on going to school while im still in, but might make a career out of it if i enjoy it. but yes thats what i plan to do if/when i get out.
>>4219264>implying the opposite wouldn't be true>implying preference isn't a matter of objective taste but necessity, adaptation and acceptanceIf you visited Equestria and your waifu never existed, you would settle for just about anything else you could get your dick into. Don't deny it.
>>4219447Nope, have only ever done html shit.
>>4219464So do I have to feed her coal or something to get her to move?
>>4219450branch/mos?
>>4219403
>>4219464I like furnace ponyI would gladly rest my feet on her during a lazy winter evening when she wasn't too hot, and we could sit and watch a bad action movie or something
>>4219461no ambition or motivation.I'd probably lose it if someone started posting something like:10 print "Quit Procrastinating"15 print "Work on your code"20 GOTO 10
>>4219328I don't know what I want to declare right now.
>>4219461my internship ended a week and a half ago and the semester starts next week, so I'm taking a break.I also never really pursue personal projects outside of coursework and workwork. This is gonna be my JOB, it doesn't also need to be my hobby.
>>4219476Sure, and she starts to warm up to you.
pone with chest tuft is 2cute
>>4219482It's actually better than I expected. kudos.
>>4219461>people already making pony games
>>4219490Declare bankruptcy and kill yourself already
>>4219438I'm not Chistery. Bad decisions are not exclusive to the Witchdyke.
>>4219469Good. I was reading about it today, we'll basically give you $18000/year for going to school fulltime.
>>4219476Not all the timeAfter a big meal of coal she can be on the move for a while. Gasoline will make her hyperactive.Achohol will make her hyper and drunk
>>4219494>not loving what you doYou aren't fit.
>>4219454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mfEbuOx6IM
>>4219461because no matter how many tireless hours I throw away in front of my keyboard, I know deep down that I can never program a pony to love me
where does pegasus fur end and feathers begin
>>4219499Agreed. Also it seems like Rose is doing something new with her pony eyes as of the last month or two, or I've just been ignorant. Either way, eyes == squee.
>>4219520>recruiters in GeneralBut we were already /pol/ today...
>>4219423
>>4219525People who go into software engineering end up hating it eventually. You can't make your hobby work and still enjoy it, at least not forever.
>>4219490What about... database manager or something?I figured you love to organize and stuff.
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1dy0VyFA6ocause of that one guy, great album
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmJe_opQVjs animu autism
>>4219486Would you rub her warm belly while she snuggles next to you?Would you hug her when she sees a wave of water on screen, patting her side until it goes away?
>>4219540I said "we" as in the taxpayers, not "we" as in "THA GRORIOUS COAST GUARD"
>>4219520Whats also nice is that if i take classes while active not only do i not have to pay for it assuming i get good grades, but it doesnt take away from the money i could get when im discharged.
>>4219525I love it, but not enough to make it spread between the workspace and the hobbyspace. I don't wanna be no one-trick pony!
>>4219534Probably right at the wingjoint where it joins the body. There might be a small, nearly-naked patch that's got some downy fluff to keep the joint from getting to cold, though.
>>4219525you wont love it once you start doing it
>>4219544Motherfucker, cap this post. I'll be here in 2 years to prove you wrong.
>>4219438I'd been there for five years with another year to go before graduation; I was struggling with my classes, I couldn't get myself motivated, and didn't feel like I was learning the things I wanted to learn.I was a couple of failed classes away from academic probation and termination, anyway, and I was also spending a lot of money. I really didn't want to, but under the circumstances, I thought dropping out was the best course of action.I've moved back home, and I'm currently volunteering to keep busy while I look for a source of income, and reading material to learn Flash Animation.
>>4219543It's perfect
>>4219561>reading>not doing
>>4219543
>implying we ded
>>4219513That bleak? I kinda already knew this since a year ago, just figured something would get better.>>4219548Would need to find a class or someone who I could talk to about that. Jetfire said something similar along those lines a long time ago, said to "use it for good." CS, maybe. Write programs to do the organizing for me. Thing is, I have no interest in anything anymore. I hope this changes soon.
>tfw you have a full ride scholarship>tfw making dosh isn't something that really influences or motivates you>tfw you're expected to do a STEM field since you've always "been good" at math and science>tfw you'd really just be happy working retail and having an apartment to yourself>but you have to do these 4 years of college since you managed to get the best scholarship available at the college you're going toI don't know what I'm doing with my life.
>>4219561A-are you me
>>4219328I'm racing in Formula 3.It's probably a dead end though as I'm not making the kind of lap times my competitors are.Maybe one day I could move to Indycar or F1.
http://youtu.be/1SBEoOrDGeo are you a bad enough dude?
>>4219600
>>4219551Yes
What pony would most be into trying out some new things in bed?
>>4219623I have never closed a tab faster.
>>4219561You're me, but better!
>>4219572Flash and most computer programs have a deep rabbit hole. If you don't read up on it, you might find yourself doing many things the hard way.>>4219561>>4219610Stuff like this sucks. But remember, you can learn stuff even without being in college. Use the internet to the best of your ability, and use it to get the lives you want.
>>4219642Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow DashTwilight for science, and Dash because she is always up for a challenge
>>4219642Twilight obviously
>>4219642Pinkie seems like she'd be up for anything at least once.
>>4219454Seemed like the perfect song for the end of today[1]
>>4219552every time i go to MEPS i never see anyone there for the coast guard. no people looking to join or representatives of the CG
>>4219378>>4219446Okay, here's a comparison of the mane with and without the sculpting.
>>4219662Thanks, hope you'll live up a good life.
>>4219691I'd say without sculpting works better
>>4219691Without. especially what with the glassy look of the model.
Oh god, tell me Introvert or 90's fitness is already out.>It's not
>>4219700Yes.It makes it look more like glass.
>>4219691I-is that a real life coke pone?
>>4219642Twilight or Pinkie
>>4219691Second one, without, looks more like a coke bottle. With looks like hair.
Quick nerds, where's the best place to find a small NTSC TFT display with component (VGA) input?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328690?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4219691Gonna say without.
>>4219642fluttershy, she is big on femdom stuff
>>4219454>no lyricsNigga thats elevator music.
>>4219609>tfw I'm following my dreamFeels unreal, man.
>>4219691...How much is it going to cost to own one of these?
>>4219328nursing
>>4219642The CMC what ever it takes to get them cutie marks.
>>4219733I never really...had dreams. What's it like?
Can I get a link to the acid tumblr?
>>4219610Strangely comforting, isn't it, to see you're not alone?>>4219654Better in what way?>>4219662I wish I'd realized that five years ago. Apart from meeting some good people, I feel like I got almost nothing out of college. I didn't realize until it was too late that there were other schools out there and other places where I could learn what I wanted to know. And now I have student debts to pay off and nothing to show for them.
>>4219730Shit nigga, that's some intense >fanon you got going there.>implying she isn't completely vanilla
>>4219750>His dick is in her ass
>>4219744Exhausting. It's a lot of work.But too fucking awesome.
>>4219741"Hey girls! Are you sure you've tried 'everything'?"
>>4219750>implying all of the mane 6 arent vanilla with only light bondage being the farthest they would go
>>4219756her tail's in the way, dingus
>>4219750>fanon>posts fluttermacOk
>>4219770He pushed it in too.
>>4219770His dick is stuck through her tail
>>4219768I am very okay with this.
>>4219768What's considered "light bondage"?
>>4219770His dick could go through her tail. Do you know how hair works?
>>4219744Like your mind is a transparent sea, and the visions are ghost like whisps moving through it. You try to remember what forms they took, but the memories are only half remembered.Either that, or terror and a cold sweat.
>>4219454Honestly? This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCjKFdSp5ksIt's fucking stuck in my head.
>>4219783>manes are wetoh come on they didn't even try
>>4219790Not that kind of dream, numbnuts.
>>4219622I remember reading somewhere that Race-car drivers are surprisingly in-shape because of the speeds they have to endure and the amount of muscle they have to put into not being thrown around the cabin of their cars. Is that true?
>>4219786
>>4219790I like this
>>4219790Sentenal there has to be a dial somewhere on you that can turn your autism down a few levelsPlease locate it and turn it down as far as it will go
>>4219750I could see it, she makes up for timid personality by being assertive and dominant in the bedroom.
>>4219790Not what I meant. I know what sleep-dreams are like. I mean lofty life goals dreams.
>>4219768all of their fetishes are incredibly vanillaFluttershy likes it when you kiss during sexRainbow Dash likes it when you play with her wingsRarity likes it when you massage heretc.
>>4219642Fluttershy, less out of actually being kinky and more worrying she's not covering some base for you. And she feels awfully vanilla, seeing as she's perfectly happy to have you cum inside of her, but nothing else specifically catches her interest. Well, maybe you taking those pygeum and lecithin pills would make her a happier mare. If that's okay with you.
>>4219776What a pathetic faggot, right?
>>4219786Fuzzy handcuffs.
goodnight MLPG
>>4219711>>4219700>>4219706>>4219716>>4219723Alright, I'll go with without for now then.I still really feel like fixing the mane anyways.It looks okay from the side, but from the front it just looks... ugly...Thanks for the opinions though!>>4219713Not real.Not just yet.>>4219739I dunno.Probably a lot, and I doubt shapeways could produce something made of hollow glass like this so the hard part would probably be just finding someone that can make it.
>>4219790You ever remember dreams you had when you were little?Nightmares even?Fuck, some of them still freak me out today.
>>4219819thoes arent fetishes at all anon
>>4219454This I guess. I do love me some chiptunes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2GpdwMPFxs&feature=g-like
>>4219816Yeah, no.Her personality would not permit that in the least.
>>4219817>not having aspirantionsThat's even more pathetic.
>>4219740i wish i could be a pony nurse
>>4219829Goodnight, milton
>>4219829>sleeping
>>4219835The last dream I can remember having was a nightmare. It's been nearly 16 years since I've had a dream I can remember having.
>>4219802>>4219817Oh, day dreams. Ideas you cook up in your head that entertain you for a day, or maybe a week when it's a good one. Then you forget about it and think up of something else.The things that stick though, I don't have. No real goals to achieve.
>>4219830the head needs to be wider
>>4219776Cry about it.
>>4219830Maybe shape out large locks of hair, without the hair-texture. Make it have more thickness.
>>4219836We use the word "Fetish" a lot, when really, "turn-on" could work just as well.>>4219819>kissingI am perfectly okay with this.
>>4219642Rarity is into bondageDash is into hoof playAJ likes analTwilight likes mind controlFluttershy likes scent playPinkie Pie likes breath play
>>4219835I still remember a nightmare from when I was 4 where Chip & Dale sent me to what I perceived as hell for some reason, and my parents were somehow inside a dollar bill.
>>4219783I will never tire of this picture. Ever.
>>4219822Fuzzy handcuffs are fucking pleb tier bullshit you buy when carting your spaghetti through the adult storeReal couples do it with neckties and belts on the kitchen table
>>4219844My only goal in life is to die.I figure this way I wont be disappointed.
AND SHES DOWN!
>>4219835Man, I can still remember the scenes from my nightmares.
>>4219829Don't let the creepy crawlies eat at your brain!
>>4219875>scent playwhat, you smelling her nasty mane?
>>4219844I aspire to get a job doing something I don't mind being at for a workday, getting paid enough that I can have all my expenses paid and generally be comfortable, while living quietly alone.
My headcanon is that sentenal is ulillillia.
>>4219835>mfw I still remember a scary as shit dream I had as a kid which had a faceless guy in a suit>mfw Slenderman unnerves me a little because of how much he resembles the guy in my dream
>>4219880The nightmares that scared me the most were always the ones where I was alone.
>>4219888unf
>>4219830I think her head is too tall, its making her hair looks peaky
>>4219806Yes, if it is a hot day and they don't drink water it's possible to lose 10 lbs in a single race.Drivers are also favourably short and light.
>>4219835I dreamed about falling to my doom as a child.
>>4219875>Twilight likes mind controlTHEN WHYHAS NOBODYWRITTEN IT
>>4219902i dont remember exactly what was happening but i had this nightmare that was very Inception like, i swear i thought i woke up at least 5 times just to be back in a different nightmare.
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xntxoEFsqfU
>>4219924Wolf Nanananananananananananananananaki is busy.
>>4219924BDN was supposed to
>>4219830Oh man, I would kill to have a real Tabasco.>Her hair is too complex.FUCK
>>4219897Farts.
>>4219864
>>4219844You never had the "what do you want to be when you grow up?" "DUNNO LOL" exchange?
>>4219943>tfw Swiffer pone will never be real
>>4219951>conspiratorial wink when playing a prank on the kids>THEY'RE TOTALLY FUCKING
>>4219951>ib4 DD
>>4219951I would love to see them together in background shots, like that scene with Lyra and Bonbon at the table.
>>4219867That's what I tried doing when I was making the mane, but it didn't turn out very easily because the topology is a bit tricky with this.I guess I could try making the individual locks in zbrush using simple blobs and dynameshing them together.Thanks!>>4219907Yeah, probably, though I used a stock vector of Twilight for the reference so maybe I just need to make it wider like >>4219863 said...Looking at this photo it seems a lot rounder than what I have.I probably should have used this as a reference too while making this, though it can be easily fixed I guess.
>>4219963>>4219964WA WA WA WAAAAAA
>>42199642slow
>>4219963>>4219964nice
>>4219963>they walk off into the sunset together>"NAH NOTHING GOING ON THERE"
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6w3j7cWa0
>>4219835I had a recurring dream when I was little every time I was sick. It didn't really make much sense, but eventually I figured out how to read it.It was just objects, shapes moving on a grid like pattern. Whenever a certain object got to one side of the grid I woke up and nearly immediately threw up. So I learned to wake myself up before this particular object got to that one side and stop myself from blowing chunks on my bed.Fucking weird.
>>4219924>you enter Twilight's house, the lights are off>"Twilight?" you shout. "I brought you those bananas you asked for.">all of a sudden you lose control of your body and begin to float forward>"they aren't for me" you hear as you fade out of your pants and also consciousness
>>4219963God you're pathetic.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328709?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4219983Hold on to your butts
can anyone else suck their own dick?
>>4219983it begins
>>4219978THEY'RE WALKING TOWARDS THE SUNSETTHEY'RE TOTALLY FUCKING
>>4219997I could when I was younger and more flexible.
>>4219987Indeed I am, but for reasons unrelated to this.
>>4219999Its. A. Kids show.
>>4219983I would choke a bitch.
>>4219983>Mind control is one of the many forbidden spells.>But she can't help using it.>It's so exciting to be in total control over something so powerful both physically and mentally.>She can't let you tell anyone, even if you say you won't.>Celestia has ways of extracting things.
>>4219983>as you fade out of your pants and also conciosunes why I laugh
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>4220014What, you're telling me you don't enjoy a good old-fashioned heterosexual prostate-pummeling?
>>4219979FUCK YOU>YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITASS FUCK SHIT FUCK
I think the worst nightmares iv had were ones that carried over into those hallucinations you can get when having sleep paralysis. I remember one time as a kid having one of those Toy Story alien toys and had it resting at the foot of my bed. Eventually the thing starts talking in a creepy demonic voice and spinning its head around exorcist style. For a while i couldent move and was terrifyed, but eventually snapped out of it and kicked the fucking thing off my bed.
>>4219983>>4220019These boners
>>4220012Rocko's modern life was a kid's show too. Try rewatching it now that you're older and see what got past the censors.
>>4219924>She uses a minor compulsion spell that lasts for one night, centered on you.>While the spell is active, she must obey your commands.>"Fuck me," "Suck my cock," "Masturbate for me," "Put this on," "Call me 'Master,'" "Call yourself 'Fucktoy,'" - any command you give her, she'll perform, until the spell wears off or she's commanded to stop.>there are a few limitations on the spell, just to keep things safe, sane and consensual. She obeys your commands, but remains otherwise cognizant and in possession of her own will. She cannot be forced to obey any command that threatens her health and safety, or yours.
>>4219997I used to be able to, but I seriously fucked up my back by doing it too often. Have been going to the chiropractor for awhile now.
>>4220012TOTALLY.FUCKING.
>>4219963>they're both quiet>THEY'RE TOTALLY FUCKING
>>4219746pls respond
>>4220012Can have relationships in a kids show? Face it man, fluttershy will never get big mac.
>>4220037
>>4220024faget
>Have more motivation to do silly OC doodles than actual requestsDoh geez.
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50Hcxxrrl0
>>4220019What does it mean exactly if I get a boner from this? I'm not even sure where to start to find more of whatever this is. Femdom...?
>>4220052Alternaaaaate
>>4220047Why not? Lady Rainicorn is pregnant, and AT is a kid's show
>>4219997Kiiiind ofbut it's not worth it
>>4219454>>4220054I just realized I liked the same song you linked.My nigga.
>>4219983>Twilight carefully peels the banana so the peel stays in one piece>she heats it over the fireplace before slipping it onto your dick>"I read your kind really enjoys this!">"Read it where?">"The internet~"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
>>4220059You like being dommed. Congrats, Slave.
>>4220068linked*
>>4219937>Nanaki finishing things
>>4220052Shouldn't you be sleeping? Don't you have school tomorrow?
>>4220059Some form of submission
>>4220008>omg im so pathetic waaah //_-
>>4220019>"listen," she whispers to you>"I'll let you keep your mind and permit you control of your head if you promise me one thing.">not like you have a choice, but you nod>"you can't tell anyone about this."
>>4220054hey lookit's not KtNGlad you took my advice
>>4220059Kinda.>>4219983I'd prefer it if anon was conscious, but merely has no control over his body, except his eyes
>>4219972 >>4219975 >>4219978 >>4219987 >>4220043Well now that this has gotten well and thoroughly out of hand, I was making fun of shipping in general (yes, even my own). My sense of humor has once again failed, and for that I apologize.>>4220065It's a very different breed of kids' show.
>>4220045>>4219746http://fyeahdjacid.tumblr.com/
>>4220050I got one a few months ago that said "Think before sharing with others."
>>4220094bam>>4220089
>>4220079>Straya
Why's it gotta be FUCKING or NOT FUCKING?Why can't it be a budding romantic interest?Don't you want Cheerilee to have a special somepony?
>>4220019...that reminds me.What kind of laws would be in place for a race that could teleport somethings heart out?
>>4220065VAT
>>4220073
Getting tired...
>>4220050
>>4220106I want her to have someone to rut her. Of course I'd like that to be me, but that's just not going to happen for a number of reasons.
>>4220109I would think the vast majority of unicorns don't have powerful enough magic to just zap something to death.
Who's the artist?
>>4220119What's on her finger?
>>4220109What if it simply doesn't work like that?>THERE'S WATER IN BLOOD! WATERBENDERS MUST BE ABLE TO BEND IT!I say teleportation only works on whole things. No telefragging or 'disassembling' shit.
>>4220118i always read this in their voices and find this picture far too cute because of it
>>4220118dash fluttershy petplay when?
>>4220119angel wings are pretty
>>4220131Surely you jest
>>4220131glitter glue
>>4220131samfeface joseco
>>4220131http://stardust00.deviantart.com/art/Belly-Dancer-AppleJack-commission-by-JohnJoseco-309939250
>>4220131jumbo james
>>4220118I want to put collars around both of them.
>>4220143There is a fic in clop heroku, collar.
>>4220131
>>4220076>>4220052>tfw
But the catch is that you have to hug Nyx for the duration of this entire song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI
>>4220134Red string of fate
>>4220141>They create Blood Benders.Alright, that was pulling shit out of my ass...But they can pick up and throw something, like really high.Or other shit.They have to have laws in place.Imagine if humans had the same level of magic control.What laws would be in place?
>all dat CS from earlierWhat is it about ponies that attracts computer geeks? Is everyone just in it so you can code your waifu someday?
>>4220145Fluttershy IS an angel
>>4220145Wings in general are pretty.Fuck I want wings.
>>4220178no
>>4220178I would hug nyx to death.literally i would crush the life out of her.
>>4220190why is her head and neck so off-center?
>>4220187internet.
>>4220199>Not taking her out to a barbeque.
>>4220187I was into CS prior to ponies. It might be that there's so few girls in CS that we just really need a touch of the feminine in our lives (though this could vary wildly college to college. I know at mine the gender split is something like 93/7)
>>4220187I don't think so, from what I've heard from people, it's a hardware, not software issue to make A.I... unless you just want to make a program that acts like a patriot.
>>4220179>>4220181Stop doing that.
>tfw someone mentions CS all i can think about is counter-strike
>>4220186Again, the vast majority likely doesn't even have such strong magic.
>>4220131That is some terrifying shadow people.
>>4220190>>4220194I appreciate this
DORKS
>>4220181>>4220179
>>4220194I never understand art that has such great wing detail, but skimps on everything else.
>>4220230would you team kill your favorite pony in CS?
>>4220231>Twilight and her brother.
>>4220243Not funny anymore.
>>4220190she really is...
>>4220243
>>4220227I think you're thinking of androids, not machine intelligence. An AI would literally be just software.
>>4220170Cosmo pls draw
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328738?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4220178I'd hug any fillyno matter how poorly designed
>>4220230>still living in the past
YOUR BIG BROTHER
>>4220275>implying it still isnt a great game
>>4220199But she's so adorbs~ /)^3^(\Nyx 4 eva
did I hear something about fluttershy being an angel
>>4220293>>4220293asknyxnow.tumblr.comSeriously she has a show and everything! XD
>>4220254I dont know why but im now getting this mental image of Rainbow Dash becoming completely heartbroken at being team killed in any vidya.
>>4220260Really? Huh, I just figured, you know, >2012 and not even a hint of A.I. other than Watson.The way I see it, if you have some really high level hardware, that'll act as the brain and foundation for connections to form, like a human brain develops. A positronic brain, or something. That's what I gathered from MLPG anyway.
>>4220194
>>4220303>TRAITOR
>>4220303It's canonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0DePfvqFlw
Don't hit on me silly humans!
>>4220255And that was it. The next most powerful were the princesses.>>4220280I played for a bit again. Felt like my shooter skills actually improved with 20 minutes of CS.>>4220303I can see it. Her dedication to try and get everyone to work together, only to be stabbed in the back. I know that all too terrible feel.
>>4220303Door stuck! Door stuck! Door stuck!
>>4220296Yes, you did, she is
>>4220321Please post pictures of your eyes.
>>4220313>you will never have glorious feathered wings that enable you to fly
>>4220313I prefer more angelic art.
>>4220301>Dat update.Shits about to go down.
GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEross-ross-ross--
>>4220263I am drawing! Do your homework!
Listen to the picture
>>4220341>you will never have a glorious horn, with which to bend reality to your will
>>4220311...I suppose that'd work, really. I think there's a lot of approaches being taken in research. Do some reading on Machine Learning, you might find it interesting.
>>4220354New chapter when?
>>4220326>And that was itYour knees must be so sore, from jumping to conclusions!
>>4220254No, but I would lovingly move in her way when she tries to throw a grenade.
http://pyruvate.deviantart.com/art/What-I-Bought-With-Commission-Money-324215269
>>4220329>Door stuck! Door stuck! Door stuck![scream]
>>4220341I'd be the first superheroBut it will never happen
Can somebody vector this so it can be used as a banner for the Tumblr? Pls?
>>4220341>that feel>that fucking feelhave you ever had a dream that you had wings and could flythen became horribly depressed when you woke up and realized the wings never existed
>>4220360>implying you would be close to powerful as a unicornnot to say basic telekinesis wouldent be fuck useful, but dont kid yourself.
>>4220279whadabout im
>>4220303Element of Loyalty. She'd never dream of Teamkilling, which would make BEING Teamkilled all the more heartbreaking for her.>"W-why would he do that...? I was trying to HELP him! I covered his back! Why wouldn't he cover mine...???"
>>4219454http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeUEUT2NtG0I really want to play Tearaway
>>4220377Most of the dreams I've flown in I was lucid enough to realize it and do cool stuff.
>>4220371(S)He's the russian one that draws porn right?
>>4220371>inb4 he blows his drawing hand off
>>4220371who the hell is pyruvate?
>>4220378Hey, making light shows or basic tactile telekinesis is bending reality to your will.
>>4220379Is it true that you did EVERYTHING together?
>>4220371>gun>money did not go to waste
>>4220311I see what you mean. Having a humanlike AI that considers everything it has ever known before making its next thought and can *learn* is a very complicated project to run on any modern processor architecture.
>>4220366Real soon I sent it off for editing.Sleeepoversand preening~
>>4220407
>>4220341>>4220360>you will never know what it is to truly understand the cycle of growth and life, to have blessed hooves that could take a withering, dying plant, and help it to flourish.
MLPG, what is it like to be loved?
>>4220423>SleeepoversRumbe, his friends and the cmc?
>>4220383Oh well yeah thats what i was thinking as well, but im talking like complete breakdown, crying herself to sleep for weeks, and just cant understand why someone would do such a thing. Like past Twilight levels of going overboard.
>>4220377i always feel like i'm cheating if i have a lucid dream and i fly around without wings
>>4220371>shoots up a farm>steals the horses
>>4220371How is that not wasted? Ammo costs cash, plus she'll need to maintain the gun.What is she going to even shoot? Bears?
>>4220433Fuck you I can do that with my handsI want fucking wings
>>4220391>tfw you wake up from a flight dream and immediately look behind you to try and see your wings
>tfw we lose all the writefags
>>4220379
>>4220348Mah negroid>>4220341>>you will never have glorious feathered wings that enable you to flymore like:you will never have glorious feathered wings that enable you to fly and warmly winghug someone who you tenderly love.
>>4220436Pretty chill.
>>4220436Fuck if I know.I don't really care enough to find out either.
>>4220456>error duplicate image
>>4220448the flies that hang around him because of his disgusting smell
>no more mind controlaww, it was getting good
>>4220390I'm kinda disappointed with my 3DS. Should I get a VITA?
>>4220448cis scum obviously
sweaty flutterbutt when?
>>4220456Probably some attempt to circumvent the duplicate image detection from long ago, and has been reproduced to today.
>>4220436insanity-inducingit's too much pressureyou're gonna disappoint them again and again
>>4220452It is a bad feel.Some of then we didn't even run off, they just disappeared.
>>4220477Nothing of value was lost.
>>4220477maybe after I've had some more to drink, not really feeling it yetbut there were like 2 other anons doing it too...
>>4220488>That feel when you will never smell a sweaty Flutterbutt
>>4220415Yeah, the way i think f it, since we just copy the designs in nature to make designs of our own, like a birds way of flying and incorporating that into aviation, why not do the same thing for an A.I.? Copy how our brains work, and try to make it like that. Once we crack how our brains work like how we know how any other organ of ours works, create the environment, then allow highly complex connections to 'naturally' form on their own. Make machine in man's image.
>>4220495Like Squeak.
>>4220508too soon man...
>>4220456I've had that for over a year and never noticed that.>>4220470>>4220491NIggas, I woulda just resized it paint.
>>4220484Being a huge fan of Sony, I would say Wait until after Christmas because there will be a price drop, plus more games available
feel like writing. What do you guys wanna read?
>>4220437The twins
>>4220484No,Sony just region locked memory Cards for it.
>>4220511thats what scientists are trying to do but its fuck hard.
>>4220524>>4220488
>>4220477It's always Twilight using magic. Why not Fluttershy using some weird concoction of animal drugs to make it impossible for you to say no to things. She slips it to you in some tea.
>>4220518That's what I do.Reduce the images size by a sliver.
>>4220525Non sexual right?
>>4220525And the CMC.
>>4220524Mind control with Twilight
>>4220513He's still doing his Pony In A Box on YouTube. i see him fav, comment and upload videos daily. He's not dead, just... I guess really, really busy.Doctor Whooves is a decent radio play to listen to, it just needs further work done to it.
>>4220536>Casual mindbreak using the stareI want her farts.
>>4220536Wasn't the original prompt "Twilight Mind Control?"But yeah still, it usually is.
>>4220448Ammo would be wasted cash if the ammo itself were wasted. Also, maintenance is not that expensive, unless you're talking about part replacing, which I don't see happening in the near future.To answer your final question: Bronies. Bronies that cross the line.
>>4220527but the 3DS is also region locked. How bad are we talking?
>>4220452>>4220495I'm still here!Goddamnit wheres the linkboard when you need it!
>>4220511How would you implement the Laws of Robotics if the brain could just use logic like we do, then make the conclusion that the Laws are "inefficient"?What if the robots are indistinguishable from humans?This shit is getting Blade Runnery.
>>4220359but I am tired
>>4220502>Anons.I have an itch on who was writing it.Put your goddamn names on.
>>4220540This.Nothing sexual please. Just cute.
>>4220536I always like the idea of fluttershy drugging your tea so you get paralyzed when you drink it. Then she lays you down and does some intense cuddling
>>4220524Pinkie Pie in bondage
>>4220477Trixie's Minions
>>4220511There's going to be a lot of resistance to that though... what does it say about the validity of most religions if we can recreate everything human on our own?Sometimes I wonder if we'll even get to that point; maybe there is something in there, some spark that fuels life & just can't be replicated with tech.
>>4220574Will never have a part 2
Haha, you will never get rid of me!>Greentext doesn't count.FOILED AGAIN!
>>4220571U-unf?
>>4220574That fic is bad.
>>4220574That motherfucker
>>4220540>>4220569Of course! No worries!
>just realized I typed "and then he died" instead of "and then he did" in one of my already published to pastebin stories.okay so if you read http://pastebin.com/65FFnY0b just wanted to tell you anon didn't die.okay.
>Humanized Trixie will never make you massage her feet after a show
>>4220571Pinkie and fluttershy in bondage
>>4220566I am forever anon.Unless my round actually comes up in Pony or Die...
>>4220564Would Lyra even listen to White Zombie?
> fanfictionsure summer hit us hard
>>4220601and applejack is the one tying them up
>>4220597>HumanizedThank god.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328763?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4220613oh shut up
>>4220592Thank you. I just love the sister relationship between the twins and Rumble.
>>4220606nothis is lyra's favorite music
>>4220564The Laws are perfect, in which, as long as they aren't tampered with, a machine will never, ever do ill towards any human. It raises ethical, moral and philosophical questions, and some where addressed in i, Robot. Really, we won't see anything like that in our lifetime, or if it does happen, when we're old men and women. It'll be a problem our childrens and childrens children will have to face.All we have to worry about it which pony do we buy when we can hardly walk or go to the bathroom by ourselves? Keep us company, however primitive in communication, during our last few years?
>>4220616Well ponies don't have feet, anon.
>>4220618Are people even getting in on this? It's like every 5 minutes this comes up.
>>4220592Awesome. Too much sexual garbage floating around.
>>4220636ja, every link has been a new game
>>4220618That fucking shirt.At least there was not a single person on Tumblr who liked it. Kid was flamed so bad they took it down about an hour after putting it up.
>>4220562Okay explanation:>PSVitas use exclusive memory cards that have access to multiple accounts>Some people use it for making different region accounts to access PSN in different regionsNow a new updates force one account per memory card, so anyone having multiple accounts just got fucked and could lose all data, pissing them off. You can still buy games from other regions, but only as hard copies
>>4220597If I'm giving her a massage, then she better let me have some playtime afterwards.
Digging through reference pics. I don't think I've ever seen this one posted. How many other ponies in armor do we have?
>>4220580Would you Voight Kampff test a pone?
>>4220619No I won't, brony scum.Go back to >>>/EQD/ and >>>/fimfiction/
>>4220601>>4220614
>>4220613>he wasn't here last summer when rageanon would read us fanfictionI laughed quite a bit that hiatus.
>>4220657The massage would be the playtime
>>4220629>Lyra judges an album by how prominently hands are featured on the album artThat's kind of adorable, even if it is an overplayed fanon thing
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1328763?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeOnly need one more!
>>4220613I remember waaay back when this all started and I told myself just as long as I didn't turn into one of those weird fuckers that write fanfiction.Or read it...And now...here I am.
>>4220629You wish
>>4220659
>>4220664>not getting your ponyfic fix on ff.net
>>4220679Same
> discussion with sentenalgod my sidesplease tell me there is some grand plan
>>4220664rofl
>>4220595also any requests?
>>4220670Remember when we tried to get him to read F:E and he got scared of the length and noped right out?I think he got the chapter three?
>>4220654Ah..I see. I can see how bad it can get. Will there ever be CFW for it though? That what got the PSP to be very popular where I live.
>>4220689oh shut up
>>4220697Chill when you're ready.
>>4220671I hope she likes me using my tongue then.
>>4220670> he wasn'tAhaha, I was the one who made that caption. And Rageanon did it for fun and only Pas Sins because it was way too popular and annoying piece of crap. It is still is, just like any other fanfiction.>>4220679Faglord.
>>4220680Haha
>>4220709I'm sure she wouldn't mind at all
>>4220631>Really, we won't see anything like that in our lifetimeI'm not sure about that, usually whenever I see Singularity predictions they're around 2040-50, so most of us would be alive and in relatively good condition to get our waifus for real.
>>4220705sentenal pls
>>4220708What kind of horselinking is that?
>>4220705>>4220619this nigger
0: Luna1: Big Mac2: Caramel3: Cloudchaser4: Junebug5: Cheerilee6: Fluttershy7: Bonbon8: Cadence9: Marker poneDubs: Tara
>>4220715unf
>>4220700Sometimes, I wonder what would have happened if F;E was based on NV instead of Fo3. Would it have been... better?
>>4220718Man, we'd be so old. I'm not even sure if I'm still putting up with the pony charade by then.
>>4220736I can never imagine that I'm hugging a pony, only that I'm hugging Spike.What do?
>>4220714ok.png
>>4220714Stop with the ass-rupture.It's very easy to ignore what you don't like rather than shitpost about it.
>>4220704I actually never tried to do anything special with my PSP or Vita but found thishttp://psvitacfw.com/
>>4220739it copied a lot of events from NV tooI'd argue the SPP was more like House's machine than the water purifier.
>>4220752Roll with it.
>>4220739Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if your parent hadn't dropped you so much as an infant.
>>4220716For as long as i want ? I'm not very inclined to stop until I've had my fill.
>>4220767But I've been cuddling Spike for weeksIt's getting weird
>>4220739>>4220739>>4220739Wait-wait, what? The Fallout shitfiction wasn't even based on righteous universe of original Fallout?............Jesus fuck, and I thought they reached the top of autism and disgrace before.
So what was the last fanfic you read anyway?What was the last nonsexual one
>>4220771I mean she'd probably have to ask you to stop so she can get back on stage, but she'll come back on her break to let you at it again
>>4220763Not to mention that old fucker in the Brotherhoods base thing.
>>4220775Well I'm sure he appreciates it. And on the bright side, you probably have him all to yourself.
>>4220786It was based on all but New Vegas, and the later chapters still had some bits from NV.
>>4220775Seth pls,You can do anything you want to Twilight just don't hurt Spike anymore.
>>4220786Nope, it was Equestria.And nukes were called mega spells and were literally magical nukes made of magic and somehow radiation.And they could also heal.
>>4220791Uh, I don't read a whole lot of fanfiction, but probably Pin the Tail on the Griffon.Last nonsexual one was probably Fallout: Equestria
>>4220806contribute
>>4220828>deaf contributingjesus christ how horrifying
>>4220791Rarity's Generous PlanTriple X
>>4220791Heart of gold feathers of steel.The second story.>It will never get finished.
>>4220796oh shit, you're right. Elisha....now I feel defeated. I don't think there is anyway to make it better. F03 just feels like a lot of potential wasted, with NV being more proper. but now...It could have been a good story, I just don't know how.
>>4220818please stop it literally hurts
>>4220828Filter me.
>>4220852Cut it down a fucking ton.Have actual pre-readers that weren't there to suck your write dick telling you it is fucking gold.
>>4220791What if it's nonfap, but has a sexual?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/32187/1/Material/Material
>>4220861>implying you're even worth filtering
>>4220865Well that's true, the dick sucking at least. The few times I was there, I saw a lot of talking but little being said. And it is written like a game, like those ending notes, the perks. What point do those have?
>>4220853And they had 'memory orbs' little spheres that let you experience the memories inside.And a few recordings here and there of a lot of the main cast in their final moments, either apologizing for what they did to lead to the end of the world, or damning those who put them there.And scootaloo tells the ponies who went into the vault in Canterlot that thet will be stuck in there until the sensors indicate that everything alive inside was not.
>>4220887Well then stop complaining
>>4218097same can be told about >>4217588j/k
>>4220900>tell someone to contribute>complainingyeah nah, deaf
Def you interact with me here so much that it's starting to scare me because I think we would maybe get along IRL.
>>4220945What do you contribute?
>>4220945>Tell someone to contribute>He says you can just filter him>No I'm gonna keep complaining about youAnd I'm not deaf
>>4220897>>4220897I hope you are happy now
>>4220945>no period>DeafdefilerFor somebody so obsessed with me, you sure don't know much about my posting habits.>>4220956No, see, by his rules you only need to contribute if you're using a name or trip.
>>4220961I read the entire fucking thing man.Don't test me.I am fully capable of giving you double cancer AIDS.
>>4220947Maybe you should join the MLPG steam group. Maybe we actually would get along.
>>4220969>If you have a name or trip, you have to contributeFixed that for you. And I agree.
>>4220969>Someone doesn't like you>MUST BE OBSESSEDThat logic is flawless.
>>4220990Already in
>>4220993Hyperbole. Though doesn't it seem a bit odd to you that this guy makes the same post towards me damn near every day?
>>4221004>implying it's just one guy
>>4221004>Implying it's one personNice false superiority complex.
>>4221013It's one word, over and over, never any change in punctuation or capitalization.
>>4221029It's funny that, for people obsessed with "memes," 4chan users don't ever seem to realize how "memetic" ideas are transmitted.In other words, deaf: mimicry.
Where the buck is the new horse
>>4221074>>4220708
>>4221074apparently here:>>4220697
>>4221029>Google the archive to see if true>Don't find anything to back up Deaf's claims, but there's one guy who keeps using the exact phrase "yeah nah, you're a cunt"
