Old Horse>>4205966Question time! So apparently, this creature may or may not be the next villain, some calling him Crystallion or some thing like that. How do you think this would play out in Season 3? You think he would be a legit villain or you just going to wait and see what happens?
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>watching a show for little girls
butts
so what do you guys think about sentenal?
He's obviously not real. Discord is the villain mark my words.
Hey.
DORKS
>>4207928In my mind, he talks like Mojo Jojo.
>>4207943
He looks villainous enoughHis design isn't very good, but I think MLP could benefit greatly from having a constant antagonist so they don't need to pull out one-shot characters every episodeI just want to see how he acts and how does he sound like
>>4207950walter is such a dick
>>4207928Why are you posting Klondike's OC?
>>4207946What are you suggesting? That Discord might change his form to that monstrosity or gave a stallion some power?
>yfw when with a name like "Crystallion" he ends up being as fabulous and musically talented as David Bowie
>>4207968>You will never have this
im gay
>>4207928That reminds me I still have to draw that gal.
I wish that poni were real and were here to date me
>>4207972>And is actually voiced by David Bowie
Unless it's confirmed I'm not convinced. He's TOO over the top in colours (i.e. red, black, green) and design (enough spikes too make mordor look like minnes tirith in comparison) too take seriously and at least discord had colours like yellow and brown
HOW DO I STOP NOT WRITING SERIOUSLY HELP
>>4207968I think he's completely made up and will never appear. Discord is already for a reappearance confirmed.
>>4207976she would notyou are not her type
>Scootaloo>is a cripple>blank flank>seems to be an orphanThings just don't swing well for her do they
>>4207976I wish I was real so poni could date me.
>>4207988>you will never be a real boy
>>4207981
>>4207984I think I am.
>>4207976Pinkie doesn't do dates, she hates commitment.She'll take you to bed at the drop of a hat though.Just know that it is strictly friends with benefits and nothing more. She's not doing anything for you that she wouldn't do with any of her other friends.And she claims to be friends with everyone in Ponyville so...
>>4207981Here's what I doPour yourself a drinkPut on an episode of poniesDrink every time there's friendship or magicStart writing when it feels right
>>4207978Take a look at Nightmare Moon againShe looks grimdark as fuck too
>>4207978Mordor is mostly a barren wasteland with nothing but a blasted landscape. Are you thinking of Barad-dûr, or Minas Morgul?
>>4207976I wish I wasn't real
>>4207974giant white do nutdo nutdo nutdota
>insult pony artist viciously>he later sends me a pm asking if i could help himwellnow i feel like a jerk
>>4207993Wait a minute... If Joker & Batman encourage and discourage you about art, who is Bane's writing counterpart?
>>4207982His voice actor is reappearing. I don't recall the fame trickster in any official news about reappearing unless I miss something.
>>4207997Not really. She's dark but not grimdark.
>>4207981See your web connection. Disconnect from it. Got any game consoles? Lock them up. Find a room, put on some good music, and seal yourself in that room until you're done.Sometimes, you have to force yourself.
>>4208007HahaWho is this?
>>4207986Would you lift a Scootaloo ove ryour head and run around making flying noises?Would she enjoy it?Or would she find it offensive and think you are making fun of her?
>>4208011He confirmed it at a convention.
>>4207995Your words are like bullets, anon.
>>4207997but she's very stylish and contrasts Celestia New Guy is just red and black and spikey
>>4207986She does have the advantage of being the sexiest CMC
>>4208007>knighty puts that banner up on fimfiction about MicTheTrumpet>insults him when asked why etc>Mic initiates a conversation in which he apologises for being how he is and is acts like the better manI felt bad for knighty
>>4208013I can't write with music. Way too distracting.
>>4208001I don't like the animation in that GIF, it distracts from the important message. A still shot of it is way more cutting.
>>4208029But she's a kid so...
>>4208028But...you've only seen his head!
>>4207995>tfw you find out that Pinkie has been more than a friend to everyone in Ponyville who wanted it>everyone but you
>>4208013>forcing yourself to do something you don't want toyeah, that always works
>>4208007See, that's the thing.You only viciously insult someone if they make it clear that they won't accept criticism or help on their awful shit.
which pony
>>4208000Barad-dûr
>>4208038>Shitt Movie Onceler x Pinkie PieAll my hate. This is just as bad as Perry the Platypus x Rainbow Dash or Mordetwi
Are pony toilets made of horselain?
>>4207981Alcohol.A good buzz can get those creative juices flowing again.
>>4208043You want to write or not?
>>4208049I still can't believe MordeTwi even exists
>>4208019But isn't Q just fucking everyone around in that convention, dodging question left and right?>>4208039Its a trait of being Dash 2.0. I wonder how fast she can fly if she could even do that.
>>4208013Is it really worth it if I have to force myself, though...? Gah....I want to, but apparently not enough...>>4208036I feel like I need it sometimes...it feels like a crutch.
>>4208042So... I'm special?
>>4208038I was going to take a still shot too but
>>4207986at least we've moved past the "scootabuse" phaseand now she has one of the cutest ships
>>4208043>want>needIf anon feels like he needs to do it, even if he doesn't want to, then he should do everything he can to accomplish his goal.If it's just something he wants to do, but has no real need to do it, then by all means drop it like a sack of bricks.
>>4208042>tfw all you have to do is ask but you are too beta
>>4208064Y-yes
>>4208054I have the story in my head. I know what I want to write and how I want it to sound. It's transmitting that into a tangible form I can't seem to manage. I think about a story for weeks and weeks until it just seems too boring to me to write. It's not a matter of creative juices, it's a matter of...I don't know. Willpower? Inspiration? Every time I start, I get frustrated after a few typos and give up...
>>4208039I don't see how this statement is a contradiction of mine.
>>4208076
>>4208064>>4208076Hello new fanon.>Pinkie fucks everyone except the one pony she truly cares about.And the worst part is he will eventually find some other mare and all Pinkie can do is smile and support him because she wants him to be happy.
>>4208072but he doesn't need to...
>>4208079I know that feel all too well.
>>4208076>ANIME SHITfeels ruined
>>4208076Where do these gifs come from?
>>4208079You just need to relax. Are you writing between IRL commitments? You won't start off well if you don't give yourself enough time to cool off.Ideally, write on weekends or whenever you don't have any IRL work left on your plate.
>>4208089That's up to him. I'm just giving him the advice he asked for based on my own experiences.
>>4208099>Anime shitthe fuck are you on about?
>>4208088Stop it. Not Pinkie.
>>4208064>"You're the most special one of them all, silly!"
>>4208076>>4208103Why do they look like the're burning.
How many souls are you willing to sacrifice for a pony?
Pinkie love thread?
>>4208125in what capacity? do i get the pony or does the pony just want the souls?
>>4207928I just realized Tex has never drawn porn.What other drawfags have remained pure virgins?
>>4208125Depends on how hard it is to harvest a soulAm I allowed to sacrifice a bunch of souls for multiple ponies?
>>4208125All of them. Including my own.
>>4208111She acts all giggly and out going but truth be told she just hides behind that because she's too afraid to express her real feelings.She's scared that if she lets herself be with you that whole facade will come crashing down. That's why she will always be there for you, but you'll never truly be together.And when the wedding bells ring and you say those magical two words, she'll be right there in the front row to cheer you on. Hiding her tears with a smile.
>>4208125How many people are on the planet?that many
>>4208088>fucking everyone to make you jealous because she was too shy to admit her feelings for you
>>4208103http://fantasyblade.deviantart.com/
>>42081250. I don't murder for ponies.>>4208130Well, I do like the pink one.
>>4208105That's what I try to do. My entire workweek is filled with me thinking: "Man, I can't wait to start writing this. It's gonna be awesome. Better wait for the weekend, though, so I have time to relax." Then my weekend arrives and it's spent with an empty document open the entire time. Then the workweek begins and the cycle anews...I think the answer might be as simple as "I'm lazy." but...I don't know...I wish I wasn't? I'm railing against my laziness publicly? Sorry.
>>4208125I would burn worlds, kill innocents and curse gods for pony.
How big is your backlog?
>>4208132He's never drawn porn that you're aware of...
>>4208147It's not about jealousy. It's because she cares for you and doesn't want you to think that you're just another cock and balls to her.
>>4208125>yfw it becomes public that Breivik did what he did because he thought that was the correct ritual to open a portal Equestria
>>4208125Maybe just one of the boss souls or something.
>>4208143>Pinkie Pie>Being afraid of anything>mfwIf she really felt that way she would tell you pretty quickly. If she didn't outright admit it to you, one of her friends would clue you in pretty quick
>>4208158>Tex's secret stash of anonxMarker pony porn
>>4208159butbut I like her toowhy can't she be honest about her feelings
>>4208157well, I'm reading walden right nowparadise lost after thatfinnegans wake is in my "to get" list
>tfw you know Pinkie isn't real.>tfw you like to imagine she is.>tfw you love to get lost in your sea of thoughts.Feels good.
>>4208163>his actual target was murdering ponies, those people were just a way to get to them
im away for ten minutes and suddenly pinkie is as big a slut as rarity
>>4208148T-thank you.
>>4208125...Can someone post that weekly filly sacrifice screencap or something?
>>4208143NO NO BULLSHIT NO.I'D BREAK THROUGH HER FACADE AND BEAR MY OWN SOUL TO HER AND WE'D WEEP IN ONE ANOTHER'S ARMS AND LET ALL OF OUR FEARS AND DOUBTS SPILL INTO THE NIGHT. AND THE NEXT DAY WE'D UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER MORE DEEPLY THAN ANYONE ELSE, AND WE'D BE LINKED TOGETHER FOREVER.
>>4208178>Rarity>SlutPick one
>>4208163when I'm ready to go, I'm seriously thinking of doing it in the name of poniesthe community wide shitstorm would be glorious!
have you entered the konami code on fimfiction yet?
>all this Pinkie loveyou guys are making it even harder to choose a waifu than it already isthey're all so lovely
>>4208180That was a long time ago, things have changed since then
>>4208173Because you make her feel things she has never felt before.
Tonight's the night.
>>4208180
>>4208186this has been established; rarity is the purest form of slut known to man
Pinkie Pir and Rarity constantly called Iron Will a monster and assumed that he was hostile and trying to hurt them. You could probably assume that Applejack and Rainbow Dash would act the same, and maybe even Twilight.So what do you think they'd call you?>TFW you can only be friends with Fluttershy
>>4208178Do all Pinkie fans imagine her to be... like this? I knew Twaifufags were insane so I shouldn't be suprised.
>>4208175>meme image
>>4208192Wear a brony t-shirt and say that Mic and Seth inspired you to do it.
>>4208167She hides it pretty damn well.Sure she can handle monsters, ghosts and goblins without batting an eyelash but when it comes to actual intimacy she puts on the same front as always.It's the whole Porcupine Dilemma but covered with laughter instead of antisocialness.
>>4208197stop replying to the wrong post
>>4208209Surely you can't be taking any of this seriously.
>>4208178Rarity is not a slut, she is a whore. She charges for her services.
>>4208195no man chooses a waifuit just happens
>>4208174Pinkie is my pillow literally every single night.
>>4208157>>4208157Pretty fucking big.
>>4208182Simon, pls go.You couldn't even save your bro or your girlfriend.
>>4208195I waifu Twilight but Pinkie is close second
>>4208197but she shouldn't be ashamed of those feelings
>>4208193just inputing it in general or in some command line?
Motherfuck Florida.It's 98 degrees and humid as Dash's cunt when she eats fast food
>see this happening in dead horses over the course of the last few daysWHAT DO YOU SAY TO MARKER PONE ANON?WHAT IS IT, I MUST KNOW
>>4208221how will I know when it's happened?all six of them have qualities to them that I like
>>4208230just input on any page, no fields
>>4208199Okay, what fetishes are we going to discuss?
>>4208221A real man chooses
>>4208229She can't get over it by herself, nor can she admit it to anyone else.
>>4208234well stop shooting eachother and maybe god won't have to punish you anymore
>>4208229She's not ashamed, she's afraid of being hurt.Remember how poorly she handled even the possibility of rejection in Party of One? And that was just rejection by friends.What if she was rejected by a pony that she truly LOVED above all else? SHe can't afford that chance so she doesn't take the risk.
>>4208244Andrew pls
>>4208239I don't like this or you, but I appreciate your efforts to piss off the "NO MARKER PONE IS MORAL AND PURE" crowd.
>>4208243
>>4208239>4 posts in three daysThis man is committed
>>4208246I'll never stop shooting peopleGod may take my dry asscrack, but he'll never take my freedom!
>>4208252I'm not trying to do that at all though, fuck off already you upjumped cunt
>>4208249...And if you confessed to her?
>>4208239>this shit
>>4208241You'll just know, in your heart of hearts. You just know because it's love, Anonymous. It's love.
>>4208259Yes, he is. That's exactly what he's trying to do.
>>4208257I stopped being friends with a person because he complained about how hot it is over and over again.Is it arrogant or pedantic of me to say that that kind of useless and superficial whining pisses me off to no end?
>not saging every time you post>not saging especially in MLPG
>>4208268>but I appreciate your effortsHe was talking to me. Don't try to tell me what my motivations are, that's retarded
>>4208239AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>4208266I don't know what it feels like because I've never felt it before
>>4208275>no sagelel
>>4208239>the latest entry was made 3 hours after the new horse was createdGood god
>>4208263She'll panic and drop her spaghetti and get awkward and you'll think that she doesn't like you and leave and she'll beat herself up about it afterwards whilst playing what could have been over and over in her head.
>>4208276But those are his motivations. It's obvious that that's what he's trying to do.
>>4208275what's the point? Might as well use sage in a sticky
>>4208279I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>4208281N-nokosage, baka.
>>4208266But the heart is a fickle thing.
>>4208290I sage because I don't have anything to contribute.Yes, I even would sage in a sticky if my post is worth nothing.
>>4208274I have the same problem with a fellow I buddy with at the university. Complains about mundane things and asks me something about the said things, and I get annoyed to give him an answer each and every time.
>>4208263She wouldn't know what to do with herself.Pinkie would freeze up before breaking out in frantic babbling about how it could never work and about how she's a terrible pony and how nobody could ever really want to be with her since she's so well known for sleeping around and how you're better off with somebody else and-That's when you kiss her to shut her up. It works and for a while you just stand there, pressed up against each other. Alternatively she could just panic and bolt.
>>4208286Come on, give me something here.
>>4208291No, it'sIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU, JJJJJEEEEEEESSSSUUUUSSSSSSS CCCCCHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTT
>>4208295The heart is a fickle thing full of doubt and pain;Do right do wrong it doesnt matter in the end.Peace of mind can be hard to find;A wispy feeling that soon unwinds.Grief is the biggest thing we fail we fall and never really learn a thing;If i could live emotion free i dont know how happy i would be;Without guilt or pain to wiegh me down no sense of guilt, no resounding sound.Of this is what you sound have done you failed your life your worlds undone.Please dont think me bad because i where a frown, When i piss and moan as i trend this realm.I am sad when i look at you,you might have or done things i dream to do.Its ok though all things end nothing stays the same;Just another mistep in an endless game.No winners here its all just dust But God says live and thats a must.
>this thread
>>4208304I dunno if she'd boltthat seems more like FluttershyI bet she'd be self-derisive, making it sound like she's poking fun at herself when really she's admitting to all the things she hates about herself
>>4208318New epic meme, etc.
>>4208318yeah it's one of those
it'd be nice if you called me sometime
>>4208331But I just met you
>>4208322That would probably factor into her babbling.Be warned, if this resulted in sexy time she would probably hate herself and quietly leave town to settle somewhere else within the next couple of days.In this rare instance, it is better to take things slow with Pinkie Pie.
>>4208331I shall call you Steve.
>>4208335And this is crazy.
>>4208335I know it sounds crazy but call me, maybe?
>>4208335That is crazy!
>>4208335>>4208331Stop it, I hate that song. Worst song of 2012, all years.
>>4208343It's hard to look rightat you baaaaaaybeeeeee~
>>4208337>jumping straight from confessing your love to having sexCome on, man.Remember, baby steps.
>>4208343That's not White Light.
>>4208335>>4208340>>4208341>>4208342>>4208343
>>4208331http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu_O00DJRzw
>>4208347>baby steps
>>4208343>>4208343welcome aboard matiesrattle me bonestake what ye willspin the wheelcareful my friendrattle and shakerattle me bonesturn the light lowthere's a frightening glowdon't rattle me bones[instrumental]rattle me rattle me bonesuse your skill totake what ye willdon't rattle me bonesbatteries sold seperately, from Ideal
you can hold up to 3 poneyou get 3 poneyou get one more ponewat do
>>4208350>>4208353
>>4208353LALA, POST HIDDEN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>>4208353>that instrumentalEvery fucking time
>>4208355>I'm a huge cunt.png
>>4208359Anyone have that picture of the 2 ponies with one saying "Club Penguin is for Lossseeerrrs"
>you will never be a slacker dating a cute magic student
What is this website called again.
>>4208352she's so used to only being wanted for her bodyshe deserves better than that
>>4208377No I don't but it was Berry Punch saying it to her daughter
>>4208382>>4208352>>4208347this is going to happen every single time isn't it
>>4208348White light, d-dvvv dvdvdvvvWhite light, d-dvvv dvdvdvvvWhite light, d-dvvv dvdvvAlcohol alcohol alcohol white light
>>4208392what?
>>4208379
>>4208392have you been following this conversation at all?
>>4208356DROP IT!
Friendly reminder that xDD, le, or any form of ironic shitposting is part of your board culture that needs to be left behind.
>>4208378This is a weird. And despite all odds I don't say that too often.
>>4208356put pone on top of my head
>>4208387Thanks that was enough
>>4208403>when I'm partying
>>4208403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_k9AkaSz-4
I keep making posts and then they don't get posted
>All these Pinkie FeelsSo good, and barely any greentext.Anyone capping?
>>4208397>>4208402it's the exact same thing that happened with the applebloom shit>sex>no not yet baby steps
>>4208353>>4208350http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQacwbHGoak&feature=channel&list=ULSpin the wheel
>>4208419>Using 4chanx>ever
You know those orgasms that leave your entire body numb and tingling? The kind that leaves you giggling like you're baked off your ass? The kind that ensures your dick won't be good to go again any time soon?Yeah, fuckin' incredible. Pygeum and lecithin are paying off big time.
>>4208406
>>4208423But that was a greentext story/quest.These are FEEL speculations.
>>4208423Except that's wrong, you moron.The circumstances are different now.
>>4208429Acualy, is Chant
>>4208434Ringing ears?
I often find that if arguing doesn't derail a thread, then arguing about an argument does. If that doesn't, then arguing about THAT argument is sure to.
>>4208421doesn't seem like there's anything really cap-worthy here
>>4208450Chant is balls.If the image file is too large or if you type the captcha in wrong or any number of things go wrong the post won't post and you are none the wiser.
>>4208457why are you making the ponies cry
>>4208457That's nice
>>4208457DEEPER
>>4208434Have you ever orgasmed so hard that you almost died?
>>4208434I don't know that feel and I don't want to.
>>4208457That's bullshit!
>>4208434i want this ;_;my orgasms have become so boringthey're about as satisfying as scratching an itch now
>>4208457In MLPG, pointing fingers at someone else to make them feel bad takes precedence over doing the smart thing.
>>4208469and wider
>>4208450Try Mimi.
>>4208421>let's cap everythingNoIf everyone is super, nobody is
>>4208476Hey fuck you pal, he's right!
>>4208471Yes, actually.
>>4208479Lecithin and pygeum, bro.
>>4208484>If everyone is super,haha fuck youhow many hundreds of fucking stories are "capped", now? it's not even an honor anymore
Can't denounce the guy based on looks alone. Chris Stallion mite b cool, depending on voice, personality, powers, wit and overall events.
>>4208464Yeah, I know Chant sucks but its all I got on my phone.Didn't know that there was no captcha errorthat's probably what it was
>>4208485>>4208476You guys are both wrong and dumb
YOU A SHARK!
>>4208491in english please
>>4208495Bullshit it's not an honor.I treasure every last >feel I have stowed away in my vast collection.
>>4208502
>>4208502>>4208491Just post the orgasm enhancement vitamin supplement list and get it over with, anon.
>>4208498You're dumb.And also sentenal.
>>4208508that's nicethe fact that they were capped is not an honor
So, anyway, yeah, I really love this pink horse.If I had one wish, it would be to be with her.
>>4208516Yeah, well Glitter Glue and Deafdefiler!
>>4208500Filenames vanish until hovered on spoilered images. This must be new.
>>4208495That's exactly the point I just made though
>>4208528Huh.
>>4208522>wish granted. you're with Pinkie>but she's not with you
>reading through last horseJesus Christ what the fuck happened?
>>4208528finally, spoilered images won't have the surprise ruined by the filename
>>4208542how is that even
>>4208543more sentenal faggotry
>>4208543shhhhsh-sh-sh-shhhhit's okayno tearsonly dreams now
>>4208510okayare these effects verifiable from a third party?I mean, I'm not sure they'll come right out and say "side effects may include KILLER ORGASMS" but you understand my hesitance in taking drug advice from 4chan haha
>>4208522Pinkie's hat is the same colors as Cartman's hat.
>>4208544Lies!
H-hey Anon, how's it hangin'? Erm, so like I won these free Wonderbolts show tickets in a Pony-Os contest and I get to choose a +1 to go there and it's going to be so awesome and I was so gonna ask Pinkie but she's looking after the babbies and like so erm do you maybe want to go with me? Like, as a date and junk I guess?>pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes
>>4208544>Sweetie Belle 53.png
>>4208543Dicksucking.Lots of it.
I AM DO PON THREE AND THIS IS THE BEST DINOSAUR IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA
>>4208559blue and yellow go well together, who knew
>>4208543> catching up with the threadsretard and fan of the fandom
>>4208542I'm not sure I follow you.Is she comatose?
>>4208557Look them up, they promote prostate health and shit. They're safe.
>>4208566"How about I give you some babies to look after, bitch">
>>4208561>>4208567that's weirdcame up as "spoilered image" for me
>>4208566Sure! Oh man, wait until I tell my boyfriend!
>>4208566I'd definitely go as a casual date, but I hope she doesn't take it too seriously.I still pine for the pink one.
>>4208572I knew.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Gw-I_sEJc
>>4208427this got no love so I'm sorry thank you for showing me this anon i love itWHEEEEEEL! SPIN THE WHEEEEL!
>>4208582No Spoilers Master Race here
>>4208566Oh, I can't. I've got to do, er, laundry yeah
>>4208582Can you post your spoiler rice?
>>4208597well where's the fun in that?
>>4208566Have this, Rainbow.
>>4208597>not having spoilers onFurfag.
>>4208588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
MOW, MOW, FIGHT THE FLOWAH!
>>4208610>>4208588I laughed a little.Reminded me of Paranorman. Fantastic movie.
>>4208608I've seen this many times. If it is real, which I doubt, it is LITERALLY the single most pathetic thing I have ever seen on 4chan and that is coming from someone deeply in love with a cartoon horse.
>>4208619Only Hue can prevent florist friars!
>>4208582Please post your rice format. It's like this for me:>%l (%p%s, %r)
would you?
>>4208608>wear a hat if possiblespaghetti soldier
>>4208571Scratch I told you to stop eating those mouth staining candies, they're bad for you
>>4208631scratch Twilights ear? yes
>>4208631Hug? Yes.
>>4208629it's the same for me
>>4208623>and that is coming from someone deeply in love with a cartoon horse.What makes you think it means anything in an argument? It doesn't make you any more right. You're not "I know some shit", it makes you even less reliable since you can be just biased.Fuck, I'm mad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Id5r8hbtDZwSo explain me, MLPG, why almost everything this fandom creates is either about sex or war/power? Why there is always some hideous enormously overpowered dark shitty monster threating Equestria and some OC or main cast saves the day? Why you - yes, you - or they can't come with something simple yet genuine, brilliant in the concept like show itself?
That's it! I won't masturbate until I finish this story! Ahaha, that's it!It might take a few days, but man, I won't be able to STAND it after too long and this story'll be out in no time!
>>4208639
>>4208566Sure sounds like fun.
>>4208639Here, have this.
>>4208656>not scootaloo
>>4208649I think it goes "I am a complete sad sack and I think this is sad. Therefore, it is sadder than me." Or something.Then again this isn't even an argument you fucking spaghetti elemental.
>>4208659teats don't go there
>>4208631Mind wipe twilight into my obedient sex slave by making her ultra-addicted to my ear scratches? Yes I would!
>>4208662
>>4208650I'm not looking at your youtube video but it sounds like you're challenging us to make not-shitty OCs
>>4208654I'm so sorry, Anon.
>>4208667>twifags
>>4208666But heart does.
>>4208647
>>4208659holy fuck scootaloo loving scootabuse is so hot
>>4208674please don't group me in with those people...
>>4208650I turned it off when this thing appeared.
>>4208649I'm sorry if you have trouble going to the movies alone.
>>4208681is that a sphynx?
>>4208650What's easier to write for people who don't know how to write for shows?There you have it.
From feels to unusual fetishes, this thread runs the whole gambit of F U
>>4208650>why sex or war/powerLet me ask you this, what was on your mind when you were in your teens?
>>4208650> brilliant in the concept Uh, the concept of My Little Pony has no brilliance. I'm sorry you've deluded yourself.
>>4208695what's the proper way to write for shows, anyways?and even if by some miracle someone among us DID manage to create something amazing, would we even recognize it?
>>4208701Love and Tolerance
I remember when Hasbro were releasing content everyday before season 2.Good times.
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>>4208712Not even funny.
>>4208712
>>4207678If she wanted me to...
>>4208720Is wrong i know
>>4208720filename
>>4208650It doesn't have to be about those things, but pretty much everything human can in some sense be reduced to the basic concepts of aggression and sexuality, whether it be romance, or adventure, or even the every-day humdrum. Conflict and cohesion, you know?
>>4208720I will grant you that she is the cutest background pone who has straight eyes.
>>4208720cmere, anon
>>4208707Perhaps you mistake the concept with story/narrative?If it wasn't then we wouldn't be here. There is a lot of traditional or animated in flash cartoon outthere. How many of them getting such recognition?
Would you let fluttershy rocket her snot into your mouth?
>>4208659>>4208678Wasn't there a fic about this?Anyone remember what it's called?
>>4208650>So explain me, MLPG, why almost everything this fandom creates is either about sex or war/power? Why there is always some hideous enormously overpowered dark shitty monster threating Equestria and some OC or main cast saves the day? I've read plenty of >fanfiction which is a lot like the show. Also the main cast always saves the day in the actual show itself.
>>4208736It took her a while, but she saw what you did there.
>>4208730is there any pone in existence with cuter eyes than Dash?I don't think there is
>>4208738How many of them are revived franchises for little girls about pastel colored talking horses?
>>4208700>If it wasn't then we wouldn't be hereGood animationGood voice actingDecent storyTaboo factorNothing about the show is "brilliant". It's all just "good."
>>4208732Is that really Mr. Bighead?
>>4208751No
>>4208737>you will never hug Lyra
>>4208742"Scootaloo's Love of Pain"?
>>4208756>Taboo factorThis is a legitimate influence? Really? For who?
>>4208758No, it's Green Lex Luthor.
>>4208751I think there is
>>4208756fuck wrong post
>>4208700Is there even such a thing as an unusual fetish here?
>>4208766For everyone, you included.
>>4208769I think Applejack gives her a good run for her money, but at best i would call it a tie.
>>4208745They really should get those good show-esque fanfic writers on these things. Most of the writers of these 'epics' are knock-offs who can't take an episode's story apart and understand how and why it works, despite being something that may have been repeated so many times before by other shows. Instead they get on a tangent, trying to come up with brilliance of their own, deviating from the source material that spawned the idea.
>>4208766Everyone.On some level, either conscious or subconscious, you hold an affection for this show because you aren't supposed to.
>>4208749I love that special needs pegasus.
>>4208753Exactly my point? Take a look how MLP sucked before and how awesome it now. Isn't it the most obvious sign of how awesome the concept Lauren (and her team -- not animators - the team she worked on while developing the show) come up with is.
>>4208766bronies
>>4208772Fetishes which are rare and don't occur frequently.
>>4208778You can sum up all of this to >fanfiction.
>>4208776Applejack's eyes are also very nice
>>4208791but the concept was there since the 80s, and like you said, it sucked
>>4208789She loves you too.
>>4208791No, it means it got all this recognition only because it's MLP and IT DOESN'T SUCK DONKEY BALLS.
>>4208791> awesome the concept Lauren there's nothing awesome about the concept she came up with. Nothing brilliant.It's just the show that was produced DIDN'T SUCK. Unlike the former cartoons
How hot would it be just to kiss a MLP pony, seriously
>>4208793you mean like holding hands and french-kissing and making your girl feel loved and satisfying her so completely that she can't even get up?
QUICK MLPG! I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE!Which episodes have pones sleeping/jumping in/on a bed?
>>4208791The execution here was far more important than the concept.
>>4208778If I want to read fanfic, I don't want it to be some dumb rehash of the simple 22 min. children's stories I see on the show.I watch the show for that.
>>4208801Fanfic is all fine and dandy in my opinion. It's just that most writers don't stop and think 'would this fit in the show?' or 'what would this character do here?' or other such important questions.
"Hot dog!" exclaimed Applejack. "That is one well bred bitch!"
>>4208817>waifufagsThose aren't unusual fetishes.
>>4208805That was old concept, Lauren re-worked it.Oh wait, I get it. You almost succeed.
>>4208820It was only the catalyst. Main reason FiM is popular is because it's ponies.
>>4208819S2 E6: The Cutie Pox
>>4208819look before you sleep
>>4208828when's the last time you saw some sexy greentext that didn't have one of our usual fetishes shoehorned into it?
>>4208803Too green 0/10 would not fuck
>>4208814Seriously.
>>4208819Watch before you sleepStare Master
>>4208831>trollface>this day and age
>>4208831she didn't rework the concept. The concept is the same: colorful ponies in a magical land.What she reworked was the characters, tone, humor, and storytelling.
>>4208839I don't read greentexts.
>>4208819Dont mind me just posting the cutest pone on a bed scene in the whole show.
>>4208828But what if I want to do that to every single pony in a rapid (or as rapid as the situation allows) succession?
>>4208844Oh, come off it.
>>4208853You can always try.
>>4208840nigga you don't know what you talkin' aboutgreen eyes are great eyes
>>4208853Fine by me, just keep your hands off MAAIII waifu.
>>4208849
>>4208858Would they keep track of ponies satisfied each day?would they be receptive to my obsession with high scores?
>>4208849dont read too much
>>4208848well, they're everywhere. nobody pays any attention to vanilla anymorewhich sucks, because I'm vanilla as fuck
>>4208864That pone is having a seizure not going to bed.
>>4208849Is the only main pony we haven't seen in a bed Pinkie?
>>4208859pony eye rankingApplejackRarityRDFluttershyPinkieTwilight same colour wouldn't look at
>>4208864Nice thoughts.
>>4208868Yes, and you only get 3 letters for your name. Rainbow Dash would laugh and make you enter her score as ASS
>>4208873She sleeps on the floor.
>>4208762Yeah, that's the one.
>>4208868would you try to beat your high score every time?would you learn their little nuances, keeping track of the things that they really like so that you know how to best leave them satisfied?
>>4208873>implying Pinkie ever sleeps
>>4208874>Rarity having prettier eyes than Dashim sorry but no. Not that blue is a bad eye color they just dont stand out with Raritys color scheme.
>>4208819Also, does anyone have any other pony pomf pictures?
>>4208874This.2Purple4me
>>4208885>s02e24Watch the show
>>4208885>"I NEVER SLEEP, 'CAUSE SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH."
>>4208873She does have a bed. It's really comfy-looking and has sweetie decorations on the cover.
Where do I draw the line between putting effort into a story and haha what the fuck are you doing it's just a fapficI can't decide whether to try and end up with something overwrought or to produce shit and be able to deflect criticism with "it's just a fapfic"
>>4208879>Applejack has the same idea>they both start pressuring you to do better in the sack - they want to beat each other's high score
>>4208889There's that Applebloom still from, Family Appreciation Day I think.
>>4208885DYEWTS
>>4208887what he saidDash's eyes > Rarity's eyes, any day
>>4208896>deleted on sightha
>>4208819Applebloom does this in Family Appreciation day.
>>4208887>implying standing out is all that matters
>>4208902Always do your best, anon.
>>4208902Always do your best. Take all criticism as gracefully as you can.if only I lived up to my own adviiiiiice
>>4208896>(Dead)Pfff-ahha
>>4208906What show?Weren't ponies invented by Sethisto and made popular by Ponychan?What are you guys talking about?
you've got an organ going there no wonder the sound has so much body
>>4208884I would, but that would only shave off a few seconds at a time.It wouldn't be easy, but I would try to figure out the fastest way to clear ponies at the same time using relationship combos.I would have to become the shipping master
>>4208920DJ Shadow plz
>>4208915Just look at them, they are kinda dull and boring. She needs fake eyelashes and make-up just to try and compete.
>>4208920Yeah, an accordion is quite powerful in term of volume.
>>4208902Just tell the fucking storyDon't try to be some literary genius.It's just a fucking fapfic.
>>4208921>relationship combosGo on.
>>4208927If it weren't for the eyeshadow, her eyes wouldn't look half as nice.
>>4208927Plus I'll bet she sleeps with her hair in curlers. Just try burying your face in her mane. Even if she let you, which she absolutely wouldn't, it would just smell like strong chemicals.
Am I the only one who really liked Generation 1? I liked all the monsters that showed up because it reminded me of the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.
>>4208916>>4208917So you don't mind fapfiction abandoning, if even only for a portion of the story, the assumed notion that most if not all people are there simply to get their rocks off? It's difficult to compose a narrative when I'm operating under the pretense that most people are simply slugging through or skipping it to get to the sex, I'll confess.
>>4208927I think they're really pretty. I agree that Dash's eyes are better though.
>>4208939She does sleep with her hair in curlers.Over a Barrel.It's canon.
Aspirant, around?how are you feeling, I was curious if I can request something unusual from you
fluttershy has the best eyes, deal with it
>>4208940Not me. I don't and didn't like the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon, either.
>>4208906Pinkie, why are you on the floor?
>>4208939I can't help but shake the feeling she'd be like Frankenstein's fiance from Young Frankenstein.>"Please, no kisses darling, I just did myself up!">you blow her a kiss>she ducks
>>4208947She didn't have 'em in Sweet and Elite for some reason, though.
>>4208953I'm a rampant Flutterfag and have to disagreeAJ has the best eyes, then Dash.
>>4208952Geez, you don't have him on a private messaging system or something?
>>4208940>Am I the only one?never>that liked Gen 1?It's okay, only seen a few episodes, but it can be dark and crazy for a kid's show.>reminded me of DnD cartoonThat's cause the company that makes DnD is a subsidiary of Hasbro
>>4208941you'll be a better writer for it.
Trixie is the most beautiful pony.
>>4208927They're awesome
>>4208972-ly fake
>>4208963If I did I wouldn't ask would I?
Why haven't you impregnated your pony today, MLPG?
>>4208971I think she's prettier when she's wearing her cape and hat.
>>4208971for me to poop on
>>4208941Do what you feel is right for the story. When I read one of these stories, I take my dick out if it gets hard and I feel like masturbating.I haven't got my dick in my hand from the get go shouting "COME ON, GET TO THE HORECUNTS."
>>4208961>sweet and eliteFuck, why did I think of that episode instead of Sisterhooves social
>>4208980Because I'm not a furry.
>>4208958>can't help but shakeI hate myself.
>>4208980i triedmany times
>>4208982HAHA THE JOKE IS MUFFINSGET IT BECAUSE SHE SAID MUFFINS THAT ONE TIMEOG FUCK
>>4208984>canned laughter
>>4208992how would you feel if you succeeded?
>>4208971She's quite pretty.
>>4208961And here>>4208864
>>4208994calm down
>>4208998happier than i have ever felt before
>>4208933Well, you have to set up ponies who are going to work off each-otherFor example: You take Bon-Bon who is the angriest pony around. You get her all riled up so she starts yelling. That's when you bring in Luna, who normally would be pretty shy. She'll see an earth pony being all upity and go all "Royal Canterlot Voice."Really, where things get tricky is the canon shipping. Twidash only works if you play it right, whereas Squigglekicker writes itself regardless of the scenario is written
>>4208962Upper mid tier at best
>>4208982How does she even fit that huge horn of hers under there?
Think of a pony. Got it?That pony's now thinking about you.
>>4208961>>4208947This is what happens when she doesn't wear her curlers.Then again I don't care if it smells like chemicals, she tries her best to look fabulous and I would always ask her for help.
>>4208939Watch ShS.
>>4209020How does ANY unicorn?
>>4209024;_;
>>4209016Eye color power rankingsAJ > Dash > Fluttershy > Pinkie > Twilight > Rarity
>>4209024why
>>4209025All the ponies' hair get's frazzled when the break down.But hers probably looks the worst, yeah.
>>4209005In that episode she wasn't home and didn't prepare for a sleepover, so maybe she didn't have the necessary equipment.But they did make overs anyway so I dunno.
>>4208941Neither of the people you're quoting, but for me at least fapfics need to be about more than just the sex; unless it's an idea that really turns me on enough for me to develop on it outside the story. I'll only ever 'skip to the sex' if the forepart's done poorly, and even then I'm more likely to just skip the whole thing.
>>4209024>"Hoo, it sure must hurt when a human falls over, bein' so far from the ground n' all. And only two legs to keep 'em up! Kooky."
>>4209040HAHA! Where did this happen? My sides, holy shit.
>>4209025>Hair smells like candy.>Always retains its shape unless she gets sad.>Soft and curly.I know who's hair I'm resting my face in as we drift off to sleep.
>>4209052Uhh... it is a shoop. There is a whole web-service dedicated to this
>>4209033It's pretty lazy how they just make it vanish.
>>4209052You.Out.Now.
>>4209057anon plsplsnot more pinkie feelsnot again
>>4209037AJ = Dash > Fluttershy > Pinkie > Twilight > RarityFTFY, it was a minor mistake but a mistake all the same.
>>4209061penis joke here
>>4209061Vanish?Or retract?
>>4209061Nah man nah, pone's horn can obviously retract into pone's head
you will never lavish trixie with the love and attention she has never receivedyou will never take her to her first real meal in a restaurant and treat her like a princessyou will never have her show you her vulnerable side, kissing you gently and thanking you in a fluttershy-like voice
>>4209075Okay, I suppose you're right.Thanks for watching my back.
>>4209049>>4208969>>4208986Noted. Thanks guys.
>>4209061They're flash animators. Corners are cut in smaller things like this left and right.Also I find it interesting that not a single camera angle in that episode looks directly at the wall. The backgrounds are always crooked or mirrored.
>>4209069
>>4209084Can I at least suck her blueberry marecock or is that out of the picture too?
>>4209075They know it to
>>4209084I'd rather just be her stage hand that happens to be her personal masseuse
>>4209041>Dash's hair gets frazzled only when she literally breaks something.
>>4209061Unicorn horns must be retractable.>they function like toy lightsabers>you have to turn them upside down so that the segments will fall out and connect to form a horn>sometimes you have to give it a little tug to make sure it won't just fall right back in again when you set her down>one time you accidentally yank the tip right out
>>4209084My favourite shipping >fanfiction is one where Fluttershy finds Trixie and brings her back to health.
>>4209104Ponies are so squishy.I wonder how much surface tension they could take until they lose their shape.
>>4209095have fun
FAP
>>4209095...Fine.Suck away.
>>4209084>my favorite character is a bitch what do?>ill create a stupid sob story of a background and treat it as canonTrixie fanon is literally the worst in existence.
DID you know that unicorns can only be tamed by virgins?
Come on anon, it's time for your bath
>>4209119Is it possible to fuck one of these?
>>4209123Is there anon fanon that makes her out to be even more of an asshole?You know I don't even know why I ask anymore, I'm sure it exists somewhere.
>>4209123>no fun allowednobody said anything about canon
>>4209123I'd argue that pre-season 2 Luna fanon has her beat.
>>4209114I wonder if I could wad Pinkie up into a little ball and put her in my pocket without hurting her.
Hey guys, I won a MLP-themed mystery box and it's being posted to me as we speak.What should I do when it arrives?
>>4209125>cloven hooves
>>4209128>Is it possible to fuck Xyes for all possible values of X
>>4209127Ok Fluttershy, but be careful, you got soap in my eyes last time. I know it was an accident but it stung really bad.
>>4209125Goddamn it, I thought it was my sobriety that was keeping the unicorns away
>>4209137you mean besides us?the way we talk about her, you'd think she murdered a family or something
>>4209128...sighI can't believe I can answer this.No, it's not as pleasure as you'd think. Masturbating with a plain hand is more satisfying.
>>4209143Take pictures of you unboxing it.There is no other acceptable answer.
>>4209125Stop giving them false hope.And making me regret things.
>>4209127you will never have a sexy bath with pinkie
>>4209128Yes, but if if breaks and the goo spills out you will get dick cancer.
>>4209097Dude stagehands get the shit ignored out of them by actors and actressesUnless they fuck up
>>4209139Im not necessarily accusing the person posting that picture of this, just bitching about it in general
>>4209152She probably did.
>>4209158I've got a slight femdom fetish. This plays into it well.
>>4209141I wonder if i could wad up all the main 6 into balls, tie them together with string, and shove them up my butt
>>4209154I think it will be more of a mystery package than an actual box, but I'll do that.
Are you guys those secret bronies that I've heard about?
>>4209145
>>4209169
>>4209169yes
>>4209169>bronies
>>4209097trixie only hires gay masseuseswould you still, knowing that you would never ever have a chance with her, but get to rub and caress the most inimate, sensitive parts of her tight, feminine body, pretending not to be aroused in the slightest, even though she likes to tease you with her ass and pussy playfully, joking that you'll never know what you're missing because of your gayness but not realizing how much she's hurting you inside
>>4209156
>>4209160well, you do have a pointthe whole "dead parents" angle is stale as hellI'm almost tempted to attempt a Trixie >feel someday, just to see if I can do better
>>4209182Oh goddamn, wasn't expecting that.But hell yeah.
>>4209167
Get ready to feel...
>>4209187
>>4209189Oh goodness.
>>4209189
>>4209191I'm ready.
>>4209147Oh, I'm so sorry anon. I'll try to be better this time. How about I make it up to you with by making your favorite food afterwards?
>>4209189the elements of harmony!
>>4209191i don't feel
>>4209189>You and Lemmiwinks will never go on a quest through Celestia's body to rescue the main six who have been transformed into anal beads.
>>4209189Doesn't that hurt.
>>4209206Y-yes please, missus Fluttershy. Thank you.
Fuck you whoever made http://vocaroo.com/i/s05e96jBnx18I can't stop listening.
>>4209206Sure, I'll take a steak, rare, and your favorite vegetables.
>>4209177How do I get in on this?
>>4209191LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, YOU WILL FIND THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO HIDE
>>4209214for celestia or the others?
>>4209213BowelQuest?Someone needs to do this.
>>4209224Post a picture of your dick
>>4209227Celestia.
>>4209206but all your cooking is so goodhow could I possibly pick just one as my favorite?
>>4209229I read that as BowieQuest and got excited but then I threw up a little.
>>4209230D-DON'T DO IT
>>4207976I know how you feel. But I think that if she were real she probably wouldn't like me or date me anyway so it's for the best.
>>4209237nope, in fact she enjoys the feeling of twilight and her friends lodged up hear rear
>>4209234You had to do only ONE thing anon, and you did it wrong, I hope you are proud of your disaster.
>>4209240Bowie Quest would just be a glorified romantic Rover Quest
>>4209192
Test.
>>4209240Oh, fuck, I really laughed out loud.What the fuck would "BowieQuest" even entail?
>>4209239Well I guess I'll just have to keep cooking for you until you find it. If you don't mind that is.
ah love havin mah rear plugged
>>4209230Don't you DARE ruin that good hand, human!
>>4209219Sorry Anon but I'm making another
>>4209206That sounds wonderful, but i cant decide so just suprise me.
>>4209255The goal of the quest is to get as glam as you can be.
>>4209244>>4209260>>4209230
>>4209240http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/slash-recalls-finding-mom-naked-with-david-bowie-20120828
>>4209189>how celestia really was able to use the elements of harmony
>>4209254that's really stupid and a hard language to use
>>4209264>Fluttershy brings you two small raw fish and some animal feed>"I hope you like it"
>>4209267We are enemies now.
>>4209262ETA?
>>4209267reported due to gorespam
>>4209250Eventually, you'd have to tell her you're not really gay.It's not like you're going to get laid by her anyway.
>>4209269
>>4209230>>4209267counter'd
>>4209219It's not even catchy.
>>4209281She can find out about that when I'm already balls deep
hi /mlp/I love your epic memes
>>4209255You are psuedo-David Bowie and you need to defeat Sauron, who was banished to Equestria at the end of LotR. Also you are hot for the plot of the mane6 but you must choose only one because you are a responsible monogamous man.
>>4209250Well now I've got another fetish. I didn't even know that this was a fetish.Do you think she'd buy me wanting to know what if feels like?
>>4209285Just one of the reasons why I like it so much.
>>4209289thanks laureni like your pony show
>>4209251fine you faggotchrist
GFG being helpfl as always. Someone link to pastebin and decoder please
>>4209250>Janitor deleting erotic textJAAANIIIITOOOOOR
>>4209264Sure anon, have some salad I just made with the vegetables from my garden, with some warm goat cheese.
>>4209288>you will never bend Trixie over a table and have your way with that blue derriere while she's still wearing her cape and hat
>writing fic as first person instead of usual second person>have had to correctly literally every single "I" so far because I typed "you" first.This is hard.
>>4209302With a NSFW image, gee...
>>4209290I LOVE IT! WE'RE FAST TRACKING THIS ONE, GET SPIELBERG ON THE PHONE.
>>4209260Hey Lyra guess what I'm gonna go walk all over a bunch of legos
>>4209302YOU EDIOT
>>4209310The picture isn't the problem, I accept that. But it's possible to just delete a picture.
>>4209301http://pirateproxy.net/All episodes are on tpb
>>4209308>letting her keep the cape and hat>not wearing her hat and cape as you ream her raised blue butt while waving around a magic wand trying to cast spells
>>4209312Why would you torture yourself so?
>>4209278I've got the MIDI done, I just have to find good samples and I'll be finished in an hour or so.
>>4209322new magicka dlc gameplay
>>4209315Text alone is within right to be deleted
>>4209328I suppose, but it's just so strange.
>>4209328I'm pretty sure it's not...
>>4209253
>>4209328So is the whole board.
>>4209322>not gripping the cape with one hand and giving it a little tug while you're thrusting into her from behind>not seeing her struggle to try to keep the hat on her head, her mane a disheveled mess underneath as she writhes under you and squeals in delight
>>4209328Hahaha what?
Why must you torture us so, moot. We just want to talk about retarded fetishes and having fuck with ponies, but we cannot go anywhere except this board with ponies and we cannot talk about having fuck on this board.
>>4209334>Remember: The use of 4chan is a privilege, not a right. The 4chan staff reserves the right to revoke access and remove content without notice.You can shut up now tard.
>>4209294as a joke, trixie says she's going to let you know what it's like to have sex with a mare in the name of diversitydo you pretend not to enjoy it and be completely clueless about her mysterious lady parts as she teaches you all about her body and how to turn her ondo you let her show you gay porn to get you hard because she thinks there's no other way you're going to be able to stand doing it with herdo you pretend to be bored and joke about how weird it feels as she slides her vagina up and down on your cockdo you let her insert you in her ass because she thinks you'll feel more at home this way
>>4209335Huh? Where the hell is that.
>>4209240>BowieQuest
>>4209335I remember that. /mlp/ was just made.
>>4209301http://ideone.com/kORPnhttp://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/
>>4209354Heh I thought of that picture, tooI guess there aren't very many Bowie/mlp crossovers
>>4209352I'm gonna go with the anal, that makes sense.
>>4209250>>4209250Someone post that sweaty rarity greentext aspirant wrote
>>4209353First day of /mlp/
Op gives me a bonerI would wreck that lion
>>4209352The first one. And then I be all like "Oh well that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be" and laugh and say that I could stand to do it again.
>>4209370Should've noted the date...
Should I practice drawing, or read the /fit/ sticky?
>>4209390Depends if you will act on the /fit/ sticky or not.
>>4209390look at the dinosaur
>>4209383WHATNOEWI MEANT THE NEW VILLAINEW
>>4209390>ballgag
>>4209390Reading the important part doesn't take more than an hour.
college and it's summerpretty girls wearing sandals everywhere, goddamnhow can i get one of them to let me lick her feetwhat if i carry around some chocolate syrup and accidentally squirt it on her toes and say oh no this is an emergency let me clean it up for you
>>4209405>how can i get one of them to let me lick her feetAsk
>>4209405If you're handsome and muscular and not a total creep, set up a massage booth on the beach.Otherwise, ask. If rejected, add money to the equation. Bitches love money.
Guys!It finally got uploaded on fimfiction!http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/
>>4209399>accidentally using fetish gear without any sultry intentions just because it fits better than other things
>>4209416>handsome and muscular and not a total creeplook where we are
>>4209093What was that?
>>4209352well, guess I have a new fetish now
>>4209426There's a few /fit/izens here, including me.
>>4209421There was no reason to reject it I guess.But, anyway, fuck you Poultron you autistic fuck.
>>4209395I've been chopping logs up and carrying them around already if that's what you mean>>4209401alright I'll read it then
>>4209435Sigh
>>4209435>gtx 550
>>4209455>>4209448Don't even reply to him, you retards.
>>4209424You know there's tons of gear that intentionally hurts horses, especially show horses), to get them to do what you want?The most basic practice though is putting extremely long nails that penetrate deep into the hoof so horses get that "hip hop" look whenever they move, even after the nails are removed.
>>4209460Not like he's going anywhereNot like we're doing anything right now
>>4209460I swear Leth is the janitor
>>4209462
>>4209462>"hip hop" look What do you mean?
>>4209428Whoops.
>>4209462Ow.
>>4209428It doesn't have to be like this
>>4209481
>>4208952I'm around now I suppose.Feeling alright, though the infighting amongst questers on the sub is getting tiring to look at.What did you have in mind?
>>4209483So much wasted malk......
>>4209495Do BowieQuest. Or BowelQuest. Either is fine.
>>4209497pls don't cry Lyrapls
>>4209490Why is Rarity such a black woman who don't need no stallion?
>>4209483
>>4209481http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQOchrK7NAHard to describe without video, but skip to 0:45 (the humor might be lost on you if you don't know horses).
>>4209502>BowieQuest>BowelQuestI feel I've missed something important recently....
>>4209506They're all white as fuck.
>>4209497Don't be sad!Look how many more I got you!
>>4209517
>>4209495Oh fudge, Aspirant you're on. I have tons of questions to ask you (not requests). I want to figure out your mindset and expectations.
>>4209517>hurr durr epic /b/ milk meme xDDD
>>4209509This is hilarious considering everyone on /v/ doesn't know how to let jokes die.
>>4209512Oh, so like the dressage dancing?
>>4209509I get it, its funny because you dont like the joke anymore so we must be from reddit.
>>4209526The best ones are dead.
>>4209532>The point.>Your head.
>>4209525Why you gotta be like that?
>>4209525ssshh no tears now.
How would BowieQuest play out? I mean, I definitely want to fuck him (I'd imagine everyone does), but it should probably be a bit more developed than that.
Every time I get into MLPG I shed a tear.
>>4209516>I hate black people but like the ponies>therefore they are white
>>4209527Yup. People even go through the effort of having their horses go through surgeries (shows, not racing) and have make-up teams just to make sure they win.
>>4209561
>>4209561Let's not start this again.
>>4209561But those are zebras and donkeys
>>4209561What color is even supposed to be the dominant one in Equestria?
>>4209556Leth is not the janitor who deletes anthro or shitposting. Leth ocassionally does his job.
>>4209522Hey BBBFF! Would you like a glass of oh whoops.
>>4209524You can email me if you'd like, I wouldn't want to derail the thread answering questions or anything.>Mindset and expectationsTo what?And I can't say I'll answer any questions I deem too personal or whatnot. Otherwise I guess I'd be cool with some Q&A, just keep it on email or something that won't impact the threads.
>>4209581What color is the most powerful pony in Equestria?OH YEAH IT'S WHITE WITH A BIT OF YELLOW.
>>4209581Yellow.Ponies confirmed for simpsons.
>>4209516>>4209561Technically all horses and ponies IRL have black skin under their coats, regardless of color. It's just extremely hard to shave/cut down to the skin.
>>4209591But Celestia is pink
>>4209554You play David Bowie and you have to go to the castle to defeat Nightmare Moon.
>>4209597oh god we're niggerlovers
>>4209597But ponies, at least Snips and Snails, are peach.
>>4209599Using the Element of Hair.
>>4209517Taski what are you doing drawhoring for us? Hi!
>>4209591MY SOLDIERS CAN BEAT UP YOUR HORSES NANCY BOY
>>4209589aspirant what fics are you writing in the future?
When Snips and Snails got shaved, they were Caucasian-skinned underneath.
um so is the key to getting a woman to be comfortable around you to act gay?http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/01/03/the-reason-why-hot-girls-have-gay-boyfriends/
>>4209495You shouldn't read that idiocy. It's bad for your brain.>THERE'S A CONSPIRACY TO ERADICATE SEX FROM THIS QUESTIt's like brain poison.
>>4209591She, Shining Armor, Rarity, Sweetie Belle and Rarity's dad are still quite a minority.
>>4209597The ponies in the show have white-pink-ish skin, most likely all of them.
>>4209618Stop.
>>4209605I'm not Taski.I'm just a guy with Photoshop.
>>4209517>>4209588I never fucking understood this.Probably because I missed something once.Serves me right for not ponying 24/7.
>>4209602We really are /co/
>>4209631It's just a joke that was funny the first two or three times. Some guy likes to keep getting attention making that joke again and again.
>>4209630Well HI not Taski!
>>4209635never forget
>>4209556boobs without nipples get deleted now? not cool
>>4209649Why did they made Spiderman black after they kill off Peter? WHY?
>>4209650that guy's humans are uglythere I said itexcept for that bob-cut Silver Spoon. that was alright
>>4209650That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
>>4209650i'm not a breast guyi like flat chestswhy am i aroused
>>4209609My to do/finish list in no particular order:Rarity ExhibitionDash/FS Preening (not started, still thinking that over)Mrs. Cake x Anon (I've really fallen behind on that, I'd understand if the requester had forgotten honestly.)Other than that? Spontaneous bouts of greentext when I feel the urge and the thread is flowing that way.>>4209620You're telling me. I thought it was clear that the main concept behind these things were the feels, not the sex.And see, here I thought I wrote subpar sex scenes anyway. And after some greentext experiments suddenly the focus has shifted. Truly I know not what I do when I do these things.
>>4209657B-But he draws for us, why don't you love him?
>>4209650>complaining that anthro gets deleted
I beat the Pajama Sam series.This one was casual babby tier compared to Thunder and Lightning.When's the fourth game come out?
>>4209661it's their fault, not yoursthough it would be nice if you told that faggot off and shut him up once and for all
>>4209641I only posted it one time originally for a cheap joke. I guess people liked it.I'm sorry
>>4209670never ;_;
>>4209661>PreeningI don't know why I like these kinds of stories so much. I still remember that one Rumble story.
>>4209670is that the same carrot from the Land of Darkness?
>>4209673I think we all laughed the first times, but giving it a rest won't hurt and you can always come back with more edits after a while
>>4209661>Dash/FS Preeningoh my, I don't think I'll be able to handle this
Season 3 announcement when?September is THREE days away.
>>4209668>more of this arbitrary anthro nonsensewhy do you even respond
>>4209679rumble story?
>>4209681Yep, and he has the potential to show up in Thunder and Lightning too.
GUYS GO TO EQD RIGHT NOW HURRY
>>4209671I'll make a post there stating my intents and own stance to hopefully calm the waters, but I can't say it'll do much of anything.I can only hope.
>>4209692>you will never make pony so happy that she cries
>>4209668>defending shitty cancerous moderation
>>4209697I'd rather not.
>>4209693Don't have it capped, sorry.
>>4209278>>4209324http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SW0BGonJWV
>>4209707was that the one about Dash teaching Rumble how to preen?or the one about him showing off what he'd learned to Scootaloo?
>>4209703Something wrong?
>>4209705>here i go
>>4209697>Update Everything Revised!why
>>4209697Can someone give me a TL;DR description what this and Nyx is?
>>4209697>Update Everything Revised!whyWHY, I ASK YOU
>go into your room after a long day of work>you find the room covered with dimly lit scented candles, their peach smell filling the room>you find on your better fluttershy staring at you with bedroom eyeswhat do?
>>4209189Are those the anal beads of harmony?
>>4209709both of them
Yesterday night I promised anon stream. So there it is.http://www.livestream.com/kittytailLeave your spaghetti at home. I have plenty
>>4209697Past Sins is so last Summer
...
>>4209714very sexy filly
>>4209697OH SHIT, THERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH ANDREA LIBMAN
>>4209726>bed*fuck me
>>4209726Fuck her sillyAnd by fuck her silly I mean gently thrust into her in the missionary position
>>4209726blow out all the candles - they are a fire hazard and create smoke and carbon monoxidego to bed hugging my flutterplush
>>4209713>>4209723we'll have to revise the hate cap then
>>4209589Alrighty, sent you 3 questions Aspirant.
>>4209714Are you ready boy?
>>4209755Does anyone have the original, I deleted it.
>>4209714She's the reincarnation of Nightmare Moon, as some cult tries to reawaken her.Something goes wrong, and they end up with a filly who has no recollection of her past self as NMM, and twilight tries to raise her as her own.Mary sue and drama ensues, Twilight almost gets hanged and super sayian powers are activated.
>>4209368I've only got this sweaty Rarity greentext, but I thought it was written by the guy that wrote twilight unwashed.
>>4209728yup, anything else you would like to know about them?
>>4209763
>>4209774>The most intelligent and wise character is Rainbow Dash
>>4209697So what got changed?
I enjoyed F:E.The fanfiction fanfiction is awful though
>>4209766I think I just gagged a bit there.
>>4209808>Update: (Season 2 Canon and Book Printing Revision) Maybe that? Or is that older?Also, why the fuck would you edit a story post-mortem to make it match later stuff?
>>4209763So is Scootaloo's parents? I never found out
>>4209821Why do I have italics?
>>4209820>fanfiction fanfictionthis is a thing
>>4209820>tfw two of your friends are working on a F:E spinoff
>>4209831Neither did I
>>4209830
>>4209821Nyx literally fought off an army of monsters at the end by splitting herself up with some kage bunshin no jutsu bullshit.
>>4209831 Boxy Brown and Cloud Chaser
Would you help to overthrow humanity and bring about the Age of the Ponies for your waifu ?
>>4209838Volunteer to proofread and do other editor related duties, because you know MLPG will talk about it.
>>4209848Jesus Crist...Glad I haven't read that.
>>4209792
>>4209709>>4209740Does anyone actually have this
>>4209851Yes.
>>4209697>everything revisedHopefully by "revised" they mean permanently deleted. But I know that's not true.
>>4209848Didn't she also beat Luna and Celestia? With swords?
>>4209851No, fuck that
>>4209851No.
>>4209851No. That's heretical.
>>4209864Yes.Yes she did.
>>4209852I don't have enough time or sanity to spare. I haven't played a fallout game or read F:E, so it would be more painful to me than usual.
>>4209851> overthrow humanityNah, I like my parents too much.
>>4209864Wait wha?>>4209879R-really?!!!!
>>4209879And something about one of them still being able to beat her with magic afterwards, but giving up and leaving the world to damnation because they lost the swordfight.
>>4209851Will I be able to spend time with my waifu or would I end up being some sort of pet or slave?
>>4209864She also defeated a magical and sentient space mist that possesses people and turns them super evil.Celestia cried a lot. And also kidnapped a child in order to further the plot, because there was no other way to further the plot that to turn Celestia into a kidnapper.Also CAPS LOCK for Nightmare Moon's dialogue.
>>4209851Why would I overthrow humanity when I can't find that much to begin with? I need them to summon phantoms! Fuck you!
What would you do if you woke up and found you favorite pony's butt hovering over you mere inches from your face?
>>4209853Also Twilight risks permanently blinding Dash because she feels the need to keep Nyx a secret (by this time Twilight already knows that Nyx is the reincarnation of an evil god who tried to kill her)
>>4209876>>4209867>>4209866
>>4209770Nope, that was me. I have a habit of writing as anon anymore, since the last time I wrote with a name people seemed to be skimming over the anon writers who were greentexting too. I don't like pushing people out like that.
So does this mean that Nyx meets Discord now?
>>4209882Do it. Then erase the entire thing when it's near completion.Or at least post the spagetti moments here. We could always use a good laugh.
Wait, people are complaining about the story for Past Sins, but seem to have an innate knowledge of all the going-ons in it.Is this like /a/ and Bleach?
>>4209884After Nyx became full-time Nightmare Moon, she attacked the Canterlot Castle and fought against Luna and Celestia with swords made of magic (Luna used dual wield obviously).Nyx won both and banished 'em off to moon and sun respectively.
>>4209905sweaty fluttershy facesitting when?
>>4209897b-back that ass up
>>4209916Tell me lies
>>4209914Mocking shit without knowing about it is for /b/tards and /v/irgins
>>4209905Makes sense. And if people don't like it, you could always deny ever writing it.
>>4209897Hug her
>>4209897Spit on it.
>>4209905It's unfortunate, but nowadays people base things more off who says it than what's said.Good choice, though.
>>4209914Hell i enjoyed it. Then i found mlpg. nNw i hate everything.
>>4209904Your dissapointed look isn't going to make me love you.
>>4209917This
>>4209914Well if a lot of these people are like me, which they probably aren't, they read it last summer during the hiatus cause they were so starved for pony content that they though it might be a good idea/ They were wrong.
>>4209914A couple anons read it as it was being written, and reported back to us with all the best parts.
>>4209935Faggot
>>4209888Deaf, you seem to know this thing. Who was Scootaloo's parents?
>>4209917
>>4209935Go back to Ponychan
>>4209917Farts?
>>4209935It sickens me how many ex bronies are probably here.
>>4209808Nyx defeats Discord too now.
>>4209923Nyx made the night last forever, and despite how the crops and what not were dying due to the cold, they kept the night rolling 'because they're developing plants that can withstand the ever-lasting night'.
>>4209917Er, I wrote an FS facesitting thing as anon not long after that, but it was rather similar to something GypsyMagic (I think that's his/her name?) had already written. >>4209925I'll usually fess up to my shortcomings, but yes that's another reason to take it up.
>>4209957HeyHow do you know if you're a brony or what?
>>4209957Why would it sicken you that there are ex bronies?Surely that's a good thing, faggot.
>>4209950Scootaloo has parents? I only know the bits anons reported back with.
I'm painting a giant poster of myself lounging on an elaborate golden throne with a green apple in my right hand with a bite taken out of it and an eagle resting on my left hand and a lion and a unicorn resting at my sides and Halley's comet in the background near a statue of the Lady of Justice.Anyway I want to include something subtly MLP-related. What should it be?
>>4209962Wait... Discord was added in?Why must penstroke be such a faggot.
>>4209907I'd rather not. I'd be flying blind, and it wouldn't even be fun for me. I'm sure it will end up here eventually though, as all things tend to do.
>>4209962WEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>4209957Hey retard, we used to call ourselves bronies.
>>4209935>hating anythingWhy? Just laugh at the retardation...
>>4209957It will get better when all the /co/mrades come back after the hiatusYou'll see
>>4209967It was mentioned in the cap.
>>4209981Used to is the key
>>4209965Do you call yourself a brony?If you do, then you're a brony.
You did this to her. Would you follow through or untie her?
>>4209970Make the eagle Rainbow Dash.
>>4209963I forget, what color where they?
>>4209890If you choose to help overthrow humanity, the Princesses will declare you an Equestrian Hero. you will be able to spend as much time as you like with your waifu and also have access to your own pony harem if you so choose.
>>4209982
>>4209981>>4209989I prefer ponyfag or horsefucker.
>>4209967Past Sins says that Cloud Chaser and Boxy Brown are Scootaloo's parents.
>>4209989Yeah so you could almost say that everyone here is an ex-brony. You stupid faggot.
>>4209981I never did actually. Never. It's a stupid joke.
>>4209964then do flutterfarts
>>4209995Man, I'd untie her and hug the shit out of her. Making someone cry during a game? For shame! For shame!
>>4209998Black and red.
>>4210006>Cloud Chaser
>>4210013You're pretty mad over nothing.
>>4209995Of course I would untie her. Pinkie can't tell me what to do.
>>4209957>getting mad that people stopped being bronies and came hereYou wouldn't have known had Past Sins not come up, most likely. I don't see the big deal. This never has been, nor will ever be the strict clubhouse that you imagine.
>>4209970Just the letters DYEWTS very, very tiny some where.
>>4209970Draw a halo around your head.
>>4210006Tell me you are lying
>>4209964Did you also write that Fluttershy wet greentext?Or was that some other anon?
>>4210013Brony became a popular term in the rise of the fandom, after it flooded out of /co/'s hands.Now we can only watch as they become the leading example of fans of the show.Feels bad.
>>4210027>hom>PinkeMT.
>>4209995I'm sorry Pinkie, I love you too much to let you go.
>>4210027>not you PinkeI'd really love to know if MT is not a native English speaker
>>4210036That was EA
>>4210002Still heretical.
>>4209995>Someon actually fucking saved thisBut why
>>4210039That's an ear.
>>4209495>>4209495I'm here, i was curiosu if you are up for minific/speedifc or greentext with TwilyA bit unusuaul, yeah
>>4210027What the dicks is even going on in this image
>>4210046EA?
>>4210057EmptyAudio
>>4210057EmptyAudio, a fetishy writer
I really hate both the mexican Scootaloo and orphan Scootaloo fanons.
>>4210057Electronic Arts
>>4210052This is very relevant to my interests!
>>4210056Oh you see, I drew a bunch of what if anon was a good person but had terrible pony tulpa images. That was a fun drunk night....
>>4210056Anon is carrying a drunk Pinkie, while tulpa Pinkie is trying to convince him to rape her.
>>4210065I really hate fanons
>>4210057challenge everything
>>4210059Ah, okay.So hard to keep track of who wrote what when everyone posts their work as anon.
>>4210065I don't mind Mexican Scootaloo.
>>4210056It was kind of a combo of two things MT did.Pinkie being drunk and you needing to take her homeAnd you having a tiny pinkie conscience/tulpa telling you what to do
>>4210077Did you see that thing the one anon drew you?
http://pastebin.com/fXuRU9hpi hope my fapfic doesn't cause people to break their computers with the gigantic orgasms it will surely cause.
>>4210057It's in the game, man.
>>4210035I wish Anon, I wish.
I read Past Sins after the re-write from a while ago. It's not good but it wasn't that bad either, it was just average. I don't get the hype from either side of the camps.
>>4210090You already posted this
>>4210099really? i thought i didn't. okay then, ignore that
0-4: sleep before Renne Quest5-9: fuck the police
How does this make you feel?
>>4210111Sleep tight!
>>4210111Good night anon. /)
>>4210108It's okay, it was met with positive reaction
>>4210111Triples= anally masturbate
>>4210115Are you a boy or a girl
>>4207986>seems to be an orphanWell, so was Rarity until her parents suddenly appeared. You could argue that.The only ones that are (arguably) the orphans are AJ, AB, and BM.
>>4210115what the fuck
>>4210115it makes me check my privilege
>>4210096PS is a soap drama. Anyone can read it, and forget about it, and at the same time, get really extreme about it because it's fun for some people, just like a TV soap drama.
>>4210115Reminds me of this tiny gay black man that worked at my store for a grand total of 3 days. He was fucked up on Xanax at all times, and wore the perfume that my ex wore.So in other words, I find it extremely hilarious.
>>4210123okay good. does anyone want to request a pairing?
>>4210090The idea of Spike innocently dashing out of the library leaving Twilight behind and just going through the town with that erect cock to Rarity's gets me.
>>4210128Triples = give your soul to the octagons
>>4210115i actually like this style, im not so sure about a black male rarity but if this was a show i would watch it.
>>4210141Or MLPG?
>>4210145DashxRumble
>>4210145DashxAnon
>>4210145anon turned into femanon x Rarity's dad
>>4210115Well, that's certainly a unique look.You could say she's a Rarity
>>4210089I didn't....But may I see it now please?Pretty Please?
>>4210115Kinda looks like Prince.
>You will never be a pretty little mare>You will never have a loving stallion husband>You will never wait for him to come home from work and cook a loving meal for him>You will never fill the rest of the evening with loving, passionate sex
>>4210122night(/PSYCHE
My head hurts and I'm hungry.Time for some food.
>>4210166not a feel
>>4210161Good idea. I imagine him screaming "TOUCHDOWN!" when he orgasms.
>>4210156Yes, even more so since it's a "hot topic" people are talking about. MLPG has life, its time now. PS is a canceled show, MLPG has been given 4 more seasons.
>>4210178>milk
>>4210090>Then she took hold of his sacred dragon hammer>sacred dragon hammer
>>4210187I bet his mustache tickles
>>4210070Mine too but it seems like Aspirant left the thread again.With his depression i barely can catch him lately or request something
>>4210164>>4207783
>>4210197He said he's not depressed, just trying to write better.
>>4210178okaywhat the fuck is hppen
>>4210165>rarity will never sing about her raspberry beret
>>4210199Cute! I will have to tell anon thank you.Thank you anon~
>>4210209some buck-toothed yoshi chtulhu tumblr OC bullshitdon't worry about it
>>4210052>>4210197>depressionWhat? I was responding to an email and had my attention shifted.I'll have to think on that one. Incest usually isn't my domain.
>>4210166>wanting a husband >not wanting to be a slutty little mare that fucks everything>not wanting to have your throat, anus, and mare vag violated daily by different stallions
>>4210217MTCan you draw ApplePie or Rarijack cuddles pls'
>>4210188As a Britisher, I don't understand the concept of a soap opera with seasons. Coronation Street has been airing 3 days a week for the last 52 years.
>>4210222>leave for an hour>everyone thinks you're depressedWow, that's a new record.
>i have never had diaper fetish in my life>just found a tube site filled with videos of girl shitting in diaper>i fapped extremely hardi think i need to take a break from the internet for a few years.
>>4209708I'm late to notice this.but it's glorious.
>>4210226If I had to rank what kind of mare cartoon pony I wanted to be, it would go In a harem/ multiple mare :single stallion relationship > be a regular pony wife >>> slutty mare
>>4210237It's only going to get worse if you go away.
Renne Quest where?
>>4210228Even though soaps are relatively cheap to produce filming continuously is a pain, so they'll do it in seasons and every season will end on some sort of cliffhanger to keep people talking until it picks up again.
>>4210228It's odd, isn't it?Maybe because our British Soap opera actors have no chance of doing anything other than act in a single programme so they just spend every day acting for one thing.
>>4210226
>>4210242There were some slutty mare greentext, but I don't recall any written from the point of a mare in a harem. Could be interesting though.
>>4210226yeah you do that while i will be a loving and obedient pony housewife
>>4210238Thanks! I'm probably going to do the mane six, maybe more ponies if I got the time to do so.
>>4210261And it then gets fun when they forget who they really are and start living like the characters from the show.
>>4210252New thread, in about 7 hours.>>4210257>Guiding Light lasted 72 years>15,700 episodes
>>4210237She shit hard? Not so hard? Or REALLY hard?
>>4210279What's even funnier is that actors often get shit because of the unsavoury characters they play.
>That loli LunaxAnon fic
>>4210290WAS IT UPDATED TO PART 3?
>>4210290It's good until you read >buttery
>>4210283She fuck goats?
>>4210283What is the source on that image anyway?
>implying slutty mare isn't master race
>>4210290Loli Luna... That has a nice ring to it.
>>4210222please think so :3 As I mentioned _ i want you to try something new
>>4210290I vaguely recall that thing, isn't it kinda old?
>>4210309>a faggot from the steam chat roleplays as a slutty mare
>>4210306http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rft_yjoaaAc
>>4210298No, sorry anon.>>4210299I didn't see it. Neither did you. Nor was her vagina ever referred to as "sex". Capiche?
There's not really much happening ITT. Let's roll for episodes to watch:1: Fall Weather Friends2: Sweet and Elite3: Green Isn't Your Color4: Hurricane Fluttershy5: Sonic Rainboom6: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6,0007: The Best Night Ever8: Read It And Weep9: Winter Wrap Up0: Ponyville ConfidentialIf dubs:11 - 33: Friendship is Magic pts 1+244 - 66: The Return of Harmony pts 1 + 277 - 99: A Canterlot Wedding pts 1 + 200: Watch your all time top 5 from both seasons.
>>4210323>not roleplaying as the slutty mare in EpicMafia
>>4210325Read part 3.
>>4210325>no part 3God dammit.I want to get to actual penetration.
>>4210344Maybe the next year.
>>4210337AT THE GALA
>>4210342>>4210344I'M RECEIVING CONFLICTING INFORMATION, CAPTAIN.
>>4210352IN THE GARDEN
>>4210314My big hangups on it are reasoning and character. Y'know, something more than "W-well, maybe I could be your Cadence tonight?""Oh, Twily!"
>>4210288Also I like it when a character (supposedly) dies in a TV show, people actually get worked up and sad about it. As in they believe the actor died there and now.
>>4210274Enjoy not being a fun hating, boring mare.
>>4210359THE WONDERBOLTS
>>4210359I'M GOING TO FUCK THEM ALL
>>4210359THEY WILL MEET FAIR RARITY
>>4210337Nah, I think I'll just marathon them all
>>4210376apples
>>4210364>constant sex is the only fun thing ever
>>4210359SHE'S AS POPULAR AS POPULAR CAN BE
>>4210377ALL THE BIRDIES, AND THE CRITTERS
>>4210391IN ALL OF CANTERLOT
>>4210266>that last post
>>4210324This has to be the most demented thing I've seen on youtubeI love it! Hoiw the hell did you even find this?
>>4210395NOT JUST ANOTHER JANE DOE
>>4210389>implying it isn't
i pull all my stuff in one pastebin for convenience. http://pastebin.com/u/SimonBelmontnow im off to write more incredible my little pony erotic fanfiction
>>4210324That was the best experience of my life
>>4210359FROM THIS FRONTEER CAME THE BLOOD RAVENS, THE CHAPTER OF THE EMPEROR'S OWN SPACE MARINES
1. The Last Roundup2. Ticket Master3. The Best Night Ever4. A Dog and Pony Show5. Sweet and Elite6. Return of Harmony pt 27. A Canterlot Wedding pt 28. Secret of my Excess9. Putting Your Hoof Down0. Friendship is Magic pt 2SUPER DANGER DOUBLE ROLL: Owl's Well That Ends Well
>>4210324Astonishing.
>>4210403BIRTHDAYS MEAN HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS NOT GETTING LOTS OF STUFF
>>4210403WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLEI WILL RAINBOW DASH TO YOUR SIDE
>>4210423SAY MY NAME
>>4210429JOHN
>>4210421>Best episodeGodspeed anon.
>>4210421Rolling, but if I get doubles I'll just kill myself.
>>4210425NO EASY TASK TO CLEAR THE GROUND
>>4210432KRICFALUSI
>>4210444PURGE THE ALIEN
is anyone else getting random posts in italic
>>4210444THE KIND OF DAY THAT I HAVE DREAMED OF SINCE I WAS SMALL
'CAUSE I'M FREEEEE
>>4210456BURN THE WITCH
>>4210459AND WHAT WILL SHE DO?SHE'LL MIX UP AN EVIL BREW AND GOBBLE YOU UP IN A BIG TASTY STEW
>>4210457yes
Nanaki you here?
>>4210418WE ARE THE SPACE MARINES, WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S FURY
>>4210457Yeah, no idea why
>>4210462AND IF I CAN'T HAVE HER THAN I SHALL BURN ALL OF PARIS
>>4210457REFREEEEEEESHTHE THREAAAAAAD(bum-tss bum-tss)REFREEEEEEESH
>>4210457I've got them only twice of all time.
>>4210467SO YOU'VE GOT OPPORTUNITYIN THIS VERY COMMUNITY
>>4210475HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FILM CALLED THE SENTINEL, MR PETERSEN?
>>4210481READY FLIM?
>>4210473This is retarded even for tumblr standards.
>>4210489READY FLAM!
>>4210489Non, pas vraiment, Flam.
>>4210337
>>4210360How about focusing on the deep intimate love between two siblings?
>>4210490I know, it should say parasprites
>>4210481FILL ME UP WITH SUNSHINE
Pony or Die Results when?
>>4210499AW SHIT
>>4210472*GENERIC PSEUDOLATIN CHANTING IN THE BACKGROUND*
>>4210494LET'S BINGBANDZAM
>>4210494>>4210497God Flim, make up your mind.
>>4210507Pony or die died, man.
>>4210499>>4210499
>want to draw on computer>grab pen>draw on tablet>nothing happens>it was a permanent marker
>>4210503I FOUND IT RATHER SILLY
>>4210421>not rolling from the whole listsure is casual in here
>>4210521At least it isn't a Cintiq
>>4210516For reals?
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>4210522TWILY
>>4210524I'm not taking a chance watching one of my non-favorite episodes
>>4210500The more likely angle on it, given the BBBFF song and all that.
>>4210531It couldn't die, as it has no conclusion. It could go on forever. If it "died" then that just means the chain didn't last all through august.
gone insane
>>4210360>>4210500this? Like Shining Armor stumbles upon Twilight playing with herself and helps her with it because he loves he so much. Perhaps his feeling to her was a bit more then just feeling for his sister... and this situation pushed them a bit forward.Or yeah, if you want, you can go straight for slutty roleplay.
>>4210538So what you're saying is you're a filthy casual.
>>4210557Only casuals don't have favorites
>>4210554Well they did....do everything together
>>4210524i haven't done this in months
>>4210538you're going to watch sishovi and you're going to like it
>>4210567enjoy your smiles
>>4210533MORTUTI TE SALUTANTVIA SOLARISMORTUTE TE SALUTANTPRECIA OB ORGIACREATORUM RES DEVINCIOREQUIESCAT IN PACE VERNA MORI
>>4210563Big Brother you're the best...
Man, how great is Tom Petty?
>>4210562CASUAL, YOU ARE A CASUAL, CASUALEST CASUAL EVER
>>4210585I love it when you touch my breast
>>4210587SO LET'S GETTO THE POINTLET'S ROLLANOTHER NOTION
>>4210554>Or yeah, if you want, you can go straight for slutty roleplay.Personally, I think the more deep and >feelsy way would work better with incest.That's kinda the main attraction with it - at least for me.
>>4210585I save all TwilightxShining r34 I stumble upon and give it filenames from the lyrics of that song.
>>4210598
>>4210585WHEN YOU GO BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>4210567>episode link on youtube is still in my history>the video was taken downdamnat least there's still others
>>4210115He'd fit in well as a gay looking supervillain in a martial arts anime, but in MLP? Nah.
>>4210617>Supervillain>Not sassy sidekick
LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS, HERE ON THE SUBWAY
>>4210612It's "I SWOON-WOON-WOON WHEN YOU GO BAM BAM BAM."
>>4210623Or that I suppose. Like that mechanic in TTGL.
>>4210610I have difficulties deciding which incest is better, SAxTwily or CelestiaxLuna.>first world problems
>that Panty and Stocking endingWHY SET UP SUCH A BIZARRE CLIFFHANGER IF THERE IS NO SEASON 2 YOU FUCKS
Which mane 6 Filly would you adopt if they were an orphan?How would you look after them? What kind of adoptive father would you be?
>>4210662Leeron.god damn steve blum you magnificent faggot
>>4210554My initial thoughts:Twilight and SA are alone together, reminiscing about their childhood and how much they've missed each other (drinks could be involved, making them loosen up as Twilight talks about how much she loves her brother, and how she'd do anything for him)And that's where I have problems coming up with something. Does she kiss him, her eyes shining as she whispers "Anything...," giving SA a hard on, which she notices and starts paying attention to as SA resists, very lightly, at first? Saying they shouldn't be, but......Part of me says it's too cliche.
>>4210674SAxTwily IMO.Same-sex incest just doesn't really do it for me.
>>4210685Sometimes cliches work perfectly. That's why thry are cliches.
Anything for sex
>>4210685You should have them have sex on the beach
>>4210675becaue
>>4210685How about, they start make fun of eachother's past relationships and it kind of escalates into "well if you can do it so much better, why don't you show me?"Just a thought
>>4210680Fluttershy.I'd do the best I could to give her a good upbringing.
>>4210700For reason unknown to me, this.
>>4210675>needing resolution to anything
>>4210701I sitll haven't finished this showHell I haven't gotten passed the episode where Stocking liked that stinky boy
>>4210685Maybe SA can essentially daterape Twilight by pressuring her into sex. Give the fappers a whyboner instead of caving into them.
>>4210718>not needing resolutionWithout it one would be filled with questions that can never be answered. It's the worst feeling.
>>4210718>We saved the city!>Oh yeah im a demon>and I just killed Panty>oh and we're about to go fuck shit up in this town, follow the cut-up remains of Panty we leave behind usTHIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE IT NEEDS RESOLUTION
>>4210685Most of it would seems cliche since it was played here and there that or other way. That's fine, I guess. I didn't ask for masterpiece you are going to spent few years on.
>>4210703>they start make fun of eachother's past relationships and it kind of escalates into "well if you can do it so much better, why don't you show me?"Past relationship with one another? Or people they dated in the past? >>4210700>Incest + exhibitionismOh my.>>4210730I'm not big into the rape thing.
https://twitter.com/MyLittlePony>That last tweetWELL MLPG?
>>4210675>>4210738The entire show is a parody of American cartoons; the ending is just another one, about how American shows almost always have an open end in case they get renewed.Like the new Thundercats ;_;
>>4210751FunOr happiness
>>4210739I know, I know. I just like trying to come up with things that make sense but aren't too overdone. Have to make exceptions once in a while though.
>>4210739>spent a few yearsWhat if someone started writing a fapfic right when the show started and they've been refining it ever since just waiting until it is perfect
>>4210747>Incest + exhibitionismunf
>>4210751< not posting itget dunked
>>4210751nice
>>4210747>>4210703I was thinking people they dated in the past, but I wouldn't want it to get too fanony. It could be more of a one way thing of Twilight making fun of SA and Cadence.
>>4210751Including all this fandom stuff?I think 'Surreal' would be a good word.
>>4210685>>4210703Twilight doesn't really strike me as the type who would have had many relationships, if any at all.How about they start off reminiscing about their childhoods and eventually getting onto the subject of relationships.Then Twilight, who at that point is somewhat drunk, eventually admits to having had few or no relationships and still being a virgin, and gets a bit depressed about it.And then SA tries to comfort her, and one thing leads to another.
>>4210733>not being totally zenAnd this is why you fail, sents.
>>4210751unf
>Watching anime.
>>4210747>I'm not big into the rape thing.Not even if someone paid you GG levels of brony bux?
>>4210755doing it on purpose doesn't mean it doesn't still suck
>>4210780>not watching anime
>>4210751feels
>>4210758then he would get showered with >autism and >fanfiction when he publishes his magnum opus
>>4210751
>>4210747Hey, sorry to be a pest but I'm just wondering if you finished the Rarity thing?
>>4210783Uh, if I got 6 grand to write SAxTwilight pseudo date rape, I'd do it.But that's not really the case.
>>4210780a lot of times the style is weird, but really when it comes down to it, all it is is cartoons for chinks
>>4210805WE NEED TO ALL CHIP IN GUYSWE DID IT ONCE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN
>>4210758Well Romance Reports finally finished about a month ago so that counts
speaking of autismhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X1CEHxFcwwQ
>>4210780 But you are in a thread about a goat anime
>>4210825...Didn't that finish a long time ago, though? I know the author was going to do some spin-offs, but the story itself has been done for a long time.
>>4210802I haven't. I've been trying to find the will to write since Friday or so. I apologize, I just haven't felt like I can put out much of "quality" writing lately.
>>4210825Romance Reports has been finished for ages, hasn't it?I read it like half a year ago.
>>4210757Anyway, part of the request was the idea to see how will you approach it.The way you approach it is totally up to you: be it ERP or greentext or fap/nfic.
>>4210835>>4210837He just got done writing an alternate ending that's like four chapters long
>>4210832we knowshit's oldMight as well bring up Shiny Crystal
>>4210827>all human effort is autismSo all those autistic guys who claim every genius ever was autistic, too, were right!
>>4210832hahahaGood times for /mlp/
>>4210846Huh. Well, I guess he can keep writing alternate endings for as long as he wants.The main story ended a long time ago though.
>>4210827That's not autism, that's impressive skill in a profession that's both interesting and highly difficult
>>4210850Well duh.
>>4210836Well hey man, if you're not feeling in the zone for it, you don't have to do it. If this Twilight and SA jam has your attention piqued then by all means go for it
Is this the pony thread?
>>4210846The new chapters are still Cheerilight or there are more ponies involved?
>>4210889Pretty sure the alternate ending was supposed to be Twilight taking Luna up on her offer.
>>4210883no
>>4210883No
>>4210883Nope. No ponies allowed here.
>>4210832same guy who did that racing comic with Dash?
>>4210836Hey Aspirant, I've got something for you that may get you out of your funk.Write a Limerick about Pinkie Pie helping Applejack with harvesting Apples.
>>4210859Sometimes I can find funny things happening in the piss.
>>4210832Is he okay?
>>4210882I'm just tossing ideas around, since once I have an idea to fall back on then I can write it when I'm in the groove again.I likely won't be able to push anything out today, as I have some things I need to do soon.
>>4210889Nope, it's Twilight/Celestia shippingNo smut, complete with some longass NMM section in which she kills a bunch of peopleIt's definitely odd, but bronies seem to love it
>>4210823Nope, I gave GG $5 and had to sacrifice a day of eating to make up the loss. I have even less money this time around.
>>4210920You realise he's just pretending, right? He's not actually hurt.
>>4210921
>>4210918HAHAHAHA MY SIDES
>>4210944Are you sure? He seems pretty hurt.
>>4210940Sacrifice two days of eating
>>4210922Did you see my suggestion?>>4210773
>>4210918I can't stop laughing.
>>4210949>adding a green gas cloud
>>4210944But Fluttershy's all crying and shit
>>4210981>not just scrolling past this fetish-fuel OC
>>4210981The original had the cloudIt was edited out
>>4210918Hahaha, oh wow. I love it when shit like this happens.
>>4210964Yes. I'll keep it in mind when I solidify an idea for this thing.For now though I've gotta get going.>>4210914I'll make sure to ask for a small prompt like this the next time I'm here. I'd do it now, but I've got to leave.Thanks MLPG, have a nice one.
>>4210956I like to cap things if they make me laugh. They're a lot like us sometimes.
>>4211010Hey Asprirant you and I should do a collab one day, it might be fun.
>>4211019>PlotImmersion ruined
>>4211010Well, good luck with your writing then.
>>4211019>plotehhhhhhhhhhhh
>>4211032do you even watch it for the plot?
Where the buck is the new horse
>>4211036>>4211032Fine, you fucks.
>>4210918I sat here trying to think of who I would want to side with in that thread and realized there is no winning.
>>4211045ponebrone plspls
>>4211048This is just makes me sad
>>4211050I'm with the fat fucks, because that other guy's really being a douchebag for making fun of people's weight.
Any Mafia going on for today?
>>4211048>Inb4 hurrr they stole our memes
I want Steam Chat to leave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gbs67ApxL4&hd=1
>>4211066Fat people should be sent to fitness campsNot even fucking joking, they are a drain on humanity
>>4211078I askedthem to leave ages ago.They don't want to, They want to shit our threads.
>>4211067I'll be making games in like 6 hours. I've gotta nap.
>>4211048I wonder if they did the >rape thing as often back when /mlp/ was first started.
>>4211078They won't leave. Because no one can leave MLPG
>>4211084I feel the same way about bigots
>>4211100You think bigots should be sent to fitness camp?
>>4211092Hateanon plz.Plz.
>>4211099some people there doesn't even visit the threads
>>4211100Be that as it may, my so-called bigotry will not put a strain on anyone.
>>4211099Only 1 in 10 of them even come to the general
>>4211080The use of motion/blur lines is astonishing.
>>4211105No, I feel that they're a blight on civilizationPretty much everything wrong in the world can be attributed to them
>>4211092>steam chat is shitting up the threads>not the ocean of piss you are sitting in
>>4211100I already go to a fitness camp, it's called a fucking gym.
>>4211107autisticanon I want you to leave.
>>42111181 in 10 when the group is what, like 300+people? That's a lot of people
>posting screencaps of the piss>actually going to the piss and enjoying it enough to screencap itPlease.
>>4211113Actually sending Fat people to a fitness camp would put a lot of strain on them. Not that i disagree with the idea, but that statement is simply untrue.
>>4211126I want logsanon to leave
>>4211118It's sad that you guys really believe that.The non-visitors get yelled at pretty often for not still going.
>>4211129I think he means 1 in 10 of the people active in chat, which is more like 30-50 people.
>>4211107> someone dislikes steam faggots> he must be hateanonstop your shitposting steamjerk. this is exactly why no one wants you here
>>4211129I'm talking about the chat regulars. So 2 out of the current 20>30 out of a 300 is a lot of peoplelel
>>4211134You're certainly taking yourself very seriously today, aren't you?
>>4211113Except anyone different than you>implying Hitler never put a strain on anyone>implying Christianity never put a strain on anyone>implying black people, foreigners, homosexuals, women, atheists aren't under any strain
>>4211118It's because it's the hiatus. They'll come back when new episodes start.
>>4211134>Le lifevote face.
>>4211135Well it's not happening any time soon, so it wouldn't be putting a strain on anyone. If it were to happen because of me, I'd gladly admit that my bigotry is making people work.
So where new horse?
>>4211145Only a few don't visit the general.
>>4211140I've never seen them get yelled at ever because no one can remove the dicks in their mouths to do so
>>4211146>todayYou know as well as I that I'm always like this
>>4211145OhAnd yes, that is subjectively a lot of people if they are posting as fast as 4chan will let them.
>>4211147>implying Fat people dont put a huge strain on societyyou do know billions of tax dollars are spent on medical expenses due to obesity related illnesses.
>Steamchat vs MLPG argument round 10B-but guys, I thought /co/ was love
>>4211147>Personally think fat people should be forced to get not-fat>Compared to Hitler and the evils of Christianity>Then compare being fat to birth traits
>>4211160
>>4211176But that's relying on the fact that this 10% are all online and posting in the general at the same time.
>>4211164Every time they start to badmouth the general, the people that still go chew them out for not going
>>4211143 Plz hateanon
>>4211194That's just PQ because he hates them
>>4211189that's super stupid
>>4211189>defending this boardNo.
>>4211186Hitler thought Jews should be forced to be not-JewsChristians think gays and atheists should be forced to be not that way, tooDo you think smokers should be forced to be non-smokers?Do you think alcoholics should be forced to be not drink?Do you think circumcised people should be forced to be uncircumcised?
So why does the general hate the steam chat?
>>4211192They might be, they might not be.I tried to do the steam chat a few times and found it unbearable. If they post anything like they chat, I'd wager they can take up a good chunk of mlpg with shit posting.
>>4211189Nope, if shit hits the fan, we can always go to mlpg.co, otherwise I don't care.
>>4211216Because it's like how people used to hate Microwave's Skype group, but even worse
>>4211213I think your a retard and should be forced to not be stupidthats why people invented schools, colleges, and even universitiesperhaps you should go to one, so you can learn actuall arguments and not constantly spout godwins law at people
>>4211213>Do you think circumcised people should be forced to be uncircumcised?Yes.
>>4211213Hitler and Christians also killed people because of itAlso jesus christ, stop with the bullshit arguments.>Hurr durr if you don't want fat people to be fat, you also think smokers and alcoholics should be stopped and circumsized people should be uncircumsizedDo you even seriously believe what you're saying anymore?
>>4211227>I tried to do the steam chat a few times and found it unbearable. If they post anything like they chat, I'd wager they can take up a good chunk of mlpg with shit posting.Exactly, and that's why I'm glad that most of the bigger retards don't actually come to the general.
>>4211216The steam chat is the non-artists from mlpg who still sought after a more circlejerky environment. The artists just fucked off to tumblr. Also the MLPG steam group is full of idiots who (thankfully) don't even visit the threads.
>>4211260But Jr is one of those people.
>>4211213>Do you think alcoholics should be forced to be not drink>to be not drink
>>4211248>spout godwins law at peopleHe's not spouting Godwin's Law, but is simply adhering to it
>>4211248>I think X should be forced to be not X>(other examples of X being forced to be not X are given)>W-well, you're just stupid!Great counter-point, anonDid you learn anything about ad hominem in whatever university you didn't go to but will pretend like you did?
>>4211266But Jr isn't though, and he does come to the general. The people who react to him are, however
>>4211213>Do you think smokers should be forced to be non-smokers?>Do you think alcoholics should be forced to be not drink?you say this like society doesnt also shun these people just not to the same extent. Literally only good can come of fat people being forced to be not fat. They are healthier and more productive in their lives and in society which benefits us and them.
>>4211274Hey dipshit, I'm over here.>>4211257
And then, all of a sudden, we had a season 3 announcement.
>>4211274No, because I did not take that specific course because getting a degree to argue on the internet is stupid and kind of a waste of a degree
>>4211274>Do you think murderers should be forced to not murderWhat are you pro-murder anon?
>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288>>4211288Fucking captcha
>>4211266Jr is a shitty artist who fucked off to steam chat after people didn't give him enough attention
>>4211298delete the one in red then, you probably copy/pasted it from the original and then moved/deleted the original.
>>4211257Your point is that being fat is unhealthy, and not an inherent birth trait.Which is true.And so is alcoholism and nicotine addiction.It's almost the exact same thing, except replace cigarettes and beer with fattening foods
>>4211282Oh god has anyone got any /fit/ anti-fat images? Like the one where the woman complains about how she is genetically fat, or where the NHS gave a fat family a fuckton of money because they classed themselves as too fat to work?
Daytime mlpg, you stay here.
MLPG is just as circlejerky as the steam chat though. Also, the steam chat talks about ponies way more then the general.
>>4211295So, your excuse for your ignorance is that you're uneducated.And yet you're calling someone else retarded.Just, look at that unbiasedly for a second.>>4211296Murder immediately and negatively effects another human's well-being. It's not even close to the same thing
>>4211321Rehab exists to cure smokers and alcoholics, and AA is a huge support group to fix it as well.This should happen for fatasses.
>>4211364Rehab and AA are institutions which help people better themselves. But the person has to willingly attend.Have you ever heard of a "gymnasium"Because that's the fat person equivalent for rehab, and it's existed for thousands of years
>people actually think being fat is acceptablei just dont understand
>>4211277>Jr walks into chatthe chat becomes a glorified cirlejerk for him
>people think forced labor camps are acceptableI just don't understand
>>4211398Alcoholism and smoking is being very quickly snuffed out, and there are programs like tobacco-free Florida to make smoking illegal altogether. In most buildings, you can't smoke in public. People have realized how bad smoking is for you.Being drunk in public is illegal, and is fined heavily or even met with jail time. A lot of times, you can get out of this by being forced to attend AA meetings or go to jail.Being fat just isn't acceptable. It needs to be illegal, even.
>>4211454>Arrested for being fat in public
>>4211448Maybe not something so extreme as forced, but when tens of millions of people are being extreme burdens on society something needs to be forcibly done to correct the problem. There are absolutely no benefits of being fat.
>>4211495>Forced to go to the gym or jailIt's be glorious.
>>4211454These are different scenarios, though.The act of consuming nicotine and alcohol are what people don't want in public. But the side effects are fine (liver disease, lung cancer, bad breath, brain deterioration)Your argument would make more sense if you were saying eating cheeseburgers in public should be cracked down on
>>4211498i really bungled my thoughts on that post. i diddnt mean to include the second forcibly.
>>4211495>>4211498>>4211508And this is exactly what Christians think about homosexuality.They think it's a burden on civilization and that gay people should be forced to be not-gayIt's upsetting that you people can't look at your opinions objectively
>>4211514No it wouldn't, because food in itself is not unhealthy. The amount of food you put into your gullet is unhealthy.And fat people have just as many health concerns as smokers and alcoholics, maybe even more.
>>4211514Generally the only reason the first two are frowned upon is because they can cause damage to other people, through second hand smoke and aggressive drunken behaviour/drink driving. Outside of extreme circumstances having a fat person near you won't do you actual harm, hence why society generally doesn't care.People don't give a shit if you kill yourself, just don't kill others.
>>4211542The problem is that being gay has no impact on your health and people are born gay.You can't compare gays to fatties
>>4211550>People don't give a shit if you kill yourself, just don't kill others.Except for suicide (which for the record, I think is definitely moral in most cases)
>>4211564Try telling that to a die-hard Christian
>>4211542you are comparing apples to oranges, there is nothing wrong with being homosexual and isnt detrimental to society. Being fat however is, especially when its not just the older generations having high obesity rates, but children as well.
>>4211498The solution is tax fat people to offset the burden, same as how we balance alcoholism and smoking.
>>4211593I don't have to worry about what a christian thinks, because science can prove that gays are perfectly healthy.
>>4211616>implying science isn't the work of the devil, used only to push the gay agenda
>>4211616I find that homosexuality is a mental disorder that has no reason to be cured.If it's in the genes, then letting them be will one, keep them from naturally populating, and two, it's not a disease that will biologically spread.It's not that much of an issue. I don't know why people keep trying to make it some sort of icky taboo.
>>4211597the problem is that they are such a tax burden is because they are too fucking fat to work. And that only solves a money problem, not the problem of society accepting a horribly unhealthy lifestyle.
>>4211616I'm gonna word that better right now.Science can prove that being gay is not inherently unhealthy.
>/pol/Why do you keep coming back
>>4211654Taxing the obese would certainly be a right step in stopping society from accepting them.
>>4211656>HIV/AIDS
>>4211672This isn't /pol/, this is friendly, calm discussion about a real problem.And the new horse is that way >>4211302
>>4211685Is an STD that can be spread by sharing needles and straight sex as well
>>4211696We need straight work camps
>>4211685but isnt that most prevalent in African countries with high female rape percentages?
>>4211696We need to start cracking down on all this intercoursers
>>4211704This is a poor counter-argument, and I'm gonna just close the tab instead of listening to you try and justify fat people being fat with banning homosexuality
>>4211732wat, I'm not that guy and that was a joke
