MLP GeneralNo Ponies allowed >>4192745
http://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Map-of-Equestria-323909537This is cool.
>>4195926Zecora is a very pretty Zebra.
>>4195799
startingcome look if interested >>4195952
>>4195948That _is_ pretty cool.
>No Ponies allowed
>>4195960Haha, so you finished it, huh?
>>4195957NOW ROTATE 97 degrees and lock in on the Z-axis along scan line 40
Tess are you going to draw more paunchy stuff in the futureyour kinda good at it
I respect pedophiles.They deserve it.
>>4195792I can't ass...
>>4195974I would like KC's stuff if he didn't stick to one body type and learned to draw better faces.
this could be loveor nothing at all
>>4195978
>>4195955>"The Ponies Lie! The Ponies are cheats! They'll not accept our triumphs - only defeats!"
>>4195988unf
HAHA, TIME FOR PONY
>>4195991This relationship is moving way too fast, asshole!
>>4195987Can I have one of that Pinkie
>>4195994My sides.
>>4195988butt that's pretty good
>>4195969Took me a lot longer than I thought. Kept it pretty basic, too. Felt good though, actually spending time on something and liking the result. IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY AN ARTIST
>>4196009Are you the same furry dude that makes chiptunes?
>>4195994My God...
>>4196028What the fuck is with that body
>>4196030No, this Renard's just annoying steamfag
>>4196028>"Dr.">"Drrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
>op I am posting ponies and no one can stop me
>>4195991Be it love or nothing, it's still cute.
>>4196028What am I looking at?
>implying you wouldnt
>>4195988What do you mean you can't assthat is a perfectly fine one right there
>>4196043>implying that wasn't a good animu
>>4196045Look out, Noteworthy! A large purple pony is about to bite your butt!
>>4194360>>4193849This is my new headcanon
How would you comfort a pone that just lost a family member in a tragic accident?
>>4195994Good.Now tighten up on that image and send it down to the boys at surveillance.We'll get that sun of a bitch yet.
>>4196045You're coming with me to pony jail, buster.
>>4196057I never said that.I would in a heartbeat.
>>4196057
NoPony'sAllowed
>>4196045Show some respect you fucking asshole!
>>4196057I would. I'd enjoy ever moment of it. Doesn't even have to be horse.
>>4196075but pone is naturally fat
>>4196075Oh, I hope nopony holds me down and rapes me while I'm in jail~
I don't think I have much of a career ahead of me in hoomansobviously inspired by the discussion of greasemonkey applebloom last night
>>4195987Okay, the scarfs are kinda neat.
>>4196075I am going to cuddle so many ponies in pony jail.
>>4196075>pony jailWhat would that be like even?
>>4196101It's pretty cute, I like the pose.
>>4196070but wait-what's reflected in HIS eye?
>>4196091so fat you just wanna tackle that fat ass
>>4196101>discussionthat's a bit generous
>>4196082>Collars you>Straddles you>Holds a riding crop in her off hand>gestures to pleasure her>never says a word, only punishes you when you do something wrongMy dick just became a rainbow
>>4196101That looks nice though!
>>4195974ashamed to ask, but... sauce??
>>4195948FiM was supposed to take place in Phillydelphia. Hasbro told Faust no.
>>4196109Like a petting zoo.
>>4196113Good catch Jones.We'll put an end to this even if it costs us everything.
>>4196101I couldn't help but compare her to Roll from Megaman Legends.
>>4196128u srs
>>4196109Gosh, the one time I can't find that flutterstocks picture...
>>4196129HAAAAAAAASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4196119It was a hot little story
>>4196119It's VERY generous...Tell me, who is your favorite pony? I like this one because she is very silly.
>>4196129>Its always sunny in Phillydelphia
>>4196101>I don't think I have much of a career ahead of me in hoomansWhat? Just because your first attempts aren't photorealistic?Even if you're just joking don't talk like that. You can learn to draw humans if you're willing to work at it.
>>4196153And we spoke about it like fine, refined gentlemen.
>>4196109cuddlerape as far as the eye can see. You'd be the most feared person in pony jail.
>>4196147
>>4195930
>>4196101Humans are hard, so many muscles and and bumps and shit. Women at least are the easy mode of humans, gotta love that fat layer.
>>4196162>You will never have a threesome with Twilight and Harley
>>4196162it was more I just did not like it.
>>4196173F-fluttershy, what did they do to your hind legs?
>>4196101>I don't think I have much of a career ahead of me in hoomansBut that looks nice. The head's a bit squished but other than that 6.5/10 would save again.
>>4195980Haha but I'm not.Dunno really what you mean by more paunchy stuff. I've gotten into Chubby People Pinkie though.>>4196060Okay.I just need more ass practice then.
>>4196135Dear christ, Nathan's face was just a decoy
>tfw your roommate went home for a couple days because of the hurricanei've masturbated so much
>>4196209NODEAR GOD NOWE'RE IN TOO DEEPSHUT IT DOWN MAN, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>4196209nononononono
Ring around the ponyA pocketful of bronies"Ashes, Ashes"We all fall down!
>>4196186>>4195991gg pls finish non-sexual colt cuddling pls
>>4196222IT WON'T TURN OFFIT WON'T TURN OFFFFFFFF
>>4196234>You will never throw your dirty plague ridden bandages at Fluttershy
>>4196234What the fuck kind of tetherball game is that?
>>4196243SHIT SHIT SHITFIND THE CORDFIND THE FUCKING CORD
>>4196248*friendly* tetherball.
>>4196243IT'S NOTIT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
>>4196248Nobody looses teatherball.It's the Soccer of tetherball.
>>4196075How seriously do you think the PVPD take their [jobs]?
>>4196248One for creatures who do not quite understand what they are supposed to do with the ball on a ropePonies are cute, nobody said they had to be smart
>>4196208Is it weird that your Pinkie reminds me of Pepper Ann's mom?
God tierSlidesFaggot tierSwings
tesswhat does slighty chubby femspike look lkiek in your sketch styleI'm interested in seeign it now
>>4196283Elder God TierMerry-go-round
>>4196266>>4196243>>4196261
>>4196274OH MY GOD THAT'S SO HORRIBLY DRAWN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
>>4196283What's the matter, swings too hardcore for you. Can't handle something that doesn't let gravity do all the work?
>>4196235Spike counts doesn't he?
>>4196208Dont go over board on it okay tess
>>4196301enjoy your waggle swingfags
>>4196307surebut you haven't done snips/rarity
>>4196300Fuck you Apple draws the most beautiful of pones
>>4196307A young dragon is a wyrmling, not a colt
>>4196315>Same voice as Rainbow Dash.
>>4196315
>>4196351But Pamela Adlon doesn't voice Rainbow Dash.
>>4196307Sure why not
>>4196153well I'm glad SOMEONE liked it at least...
>>4196358Almost.
>>4196307Plz, non-sexual RumbleDash plz, with jelous scootaloo somewhere hiding in the background
>>4196360It was shit.
>>4196274>>4196335His style is so... Extreme. I love it.
hey mlpg what do you think of raisinbow dash's band hey ochin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5NgLEP7vw0WTF TIARA?!that was so random and unfunny
>>4196358Close enough.We need to crossover it, pronto.
>>4196276More seriously than they should.And at the same time, not seriously enough.It varies depending on what would make the situation funnier.
I just had a flashback to when I was 15 and I phone called some girl who liked me and remained silent as she asked who it was a couple times, for like 20 seconds.And then in a fit of retardation announced that it was, in fact, me.
>>4196372Seconding
>>4196386pleb shit
>>4196335Why is Pinkie's bubblebutt so sexy?
>>4196386It's okay.Better than it appears to be.
>>4196374okay...
>>4196372>Plz, non-sexual RumbleDash plz, with jelous scootaloo somewhere hiding in the backgroundI've already done this exactly
>>4196407i think oppositea lot of the songs I heard were shit
>>4196276Is it just me or does the plugin just load up the image when you click the bracketed words?
>>4196386Garbage
>>4196406Because you can use it like a pillow
>>4196408Contemplate the Mark.
>>4196421i know i forgot to put a more in that post, but plz more GG plz.
>You will never experience the feeling of being a mare with milkswollen teatsWould you drink pone milk straight from the source, MLPG?
>>4196429but it would be a smelly pillow
>>4196374>NOT IN MY CANON >:(
>>4196372>>4196397Done already.
>>4196394They are the Seinfeld of Police departments.Police Mare and her partner try to make the best of it.
>>4196386Cashing in on brony bux. Strike while the iron is hot. You'll be a real musician some day.
>>4196421Spike disgruntledly scratching multiple pony bellies with his superiors dragon claws and toes.
>>4196441It would smell good though
>>4196439Sure. Why not.
Would you go on a playdate with Lyra?
What does Pinkie's mane smell like?
>>4196441Cotton candy isn't smelly
FREEZE.Take your dick out of that horse and put your hands in the air.
>>4196439>Would you drink pone milk straight from the source, MLPG?>I found this the other day on Deviant Art. Apparently it's based on a TF2 conversation that someone had with him.Own up, whoever you are.
>>4196447This made my night.
>>4196468I see no reason not to.
>>4196433That mark is uneven.Do it again.
>>4196468If by 'playdate' you mean 'dick around at the park and other places', then yes.
DORKS
>>4196394I remember seeing a police pony picture where they were arresting some other pones, but instead of handcuffs they had police bridles, it was sorta funnyI wonder if I can find that one again
>>4196451it's funny because she had the band firstwait, not funny, ironic. Right?
filename
>>4196290I don't know how's this?>>4196279No.
>>4196450>you spend a ridiculous amount of time searching for the missing keys to your police cruisier>you finally find them>the cruiser won't start
>>4196468We'd play Star Wars. She'd be Han Solo and Boba Fett. At the same time. Lyra can be difficult to play with.
>>4196513filename
>>4196513Looks like you named the wrong file.That's the Twilight
>>4196518Oh myunf
>>4196513I __agree
Daily reminder that pic related is called Heavy Set.
>>4196524
>>4196508I dunno about that but rose did do this.
>>4196547Bullshit.
>>4196518ffffucking dragon hips
>>4196547He looks like Rose
>>4196513Not even fucking close.
So, what movie are we going to watch next week? I missed the votation.
>>4196128The artist is King Cheetah.
>>4196513yeah you're right.>>4196451the fact that they're begging for money is hilarious.
>>4196488Y-yes, Sifu!
>>4196384really wishing i had my tablet right about know
What if you went to pony jail and your punishment was community service by petting?
>>4196547I call him Roly Poly.
>>4196575Smile is getting better
>>4196520Why does anon have such stupid hair?
>>4196578Yeah I saw that.They want 30 grand in donations, I mean I guess good for them on cashing in but seems kinda shameful.
>>4196587like heavy petting?
>reading through book "Easy perspective for the absolute beginner">my brain explodesi think i just may be too stupid for this shit
>>4196518So uhhow on earth does femspike even ride ponies with those hipsI mean ponies have a very good chance of jsut getting tuck in those thighs
>>4196558>doesn't even read him his rightsDo ponies even have miranda rights?
>>4196547I will always call him pockets and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
>>4196575>that picOh smiles you nigger
>>4196513>obsessing over background poniesWhat's that sound? Oh, it's the autism police, coming for you.
>>4196587Groping is like petting, right ?
>>4196591Oh, that's a nice movie.
>>4196513But Bonbon is prettier.
>>4196606>monarchy>civil rightsWhat was that you were saying, anon? The glorious and infallible princesses know best how to dole justice to their ever-loyal subjects?
>>4196613hehThough it looks more like she's just giving her a leg massage.
>>4196616Terribru
>>4196547I'm going to call him Dough Dole and nothing you can do will ever stop me.
>>4196547I though he was called truffle shuffle or chowder or some shit like that.Anyway his name will always be nathan to me
>>4196575DO NOT EVER TAKE THAT PICTURE AGAIN, PINKIE!
>>4196315There should be a Dash crossover game Only it's more based around Heart Of Darkness.
>>4196613I like it.
>>4196603I don't understand how there can be different perspectives for different pictures, everything exists in the same reality
>>4196619>doesn't know the difference between background characters and secondary characters
>>419659730 grand doesn't sound like world tour moneythat sounds like fuck around money.
>>4196384>The horn thins slightly towards the base. NOPE. HE'S SHIT.
>>4196541>She makes a sensual show of eating that cube, licking it all over before slowly putting it in her mouth, suckling on it noisily as you scratch her ear softly. She lets out little grunts and the occasional light squeak as she continues, her mouth wide open and her tongue dancing across the rough surface of her treat as she stares at you with half lidded eyes.>When the treat is finally dissolved and she swallows, her blush deepens as she pushes her snout forward into your palm, nosing it before her lips part and she begins to tongue the space where the treat was.>That hot tongue of hers just strokes back and forth, the heat of her breath and mouth making your heart race as she moves her head towards one of your fingers, agonizingly slow as the saliva on your palm cools in the suddenly frigid feeling room.
>>4196653> everything exists in the same realityWhat the fuck kind of statement is that?
>>4196645Wasn't HoD basically QTE: The Game?
>>4196654Lyra is a background character
>>4196603>that imagewot
>>4196276>tfw you see someone post something you made a while ago
>>4196661Seriously? How much do you think organizing a world tour costs, exactly?
Guys.I am writing a school report on the Ponies.It is going well but I have run into one snag.I can't seem to find this ponies name.Please help me.
>>4196575So who is the Bar bitch?
>>4196639Your name will always be Faggot to me.
>>4196654One line doesn't make you a side character
>>4196688Pinkie Pie
>>4196673No it was long and boring book
>>4196688PONKER PODDOLE
>>4196518ahh TessIf only you had a legit fat fetish I could throw money at you without feeling bad
>>4196645Dash traveling through the Everfree Free State to relieve Colonel Horsen of his duties?
>>4196688Pink Smile
>>4196613>Rarity with a bunIt's so pretty.
>>4196688Party Autism
>>4196688Panka Pae
>>4196673It's a cinematic platformer. What did you expect? I was more referring to the Death scenes and unexpected nightmare fuel.
>>4196424Make sure you're clicking it on the original post, and not as part of one of the replies to a message.If that's not it, not sure what's going wrong, then.
>>4196684It's 3 people traveling the world for.. a few months?10 grand each seems about right.
>>4196613I'm at the point in learning to draw where I know how to do the blue lines, but still cannot determine where to put the red lines and make it look good
>>4196519This is how I do it
>>4196688Ponko Shrimp
>>4196688Pok Pok
>>4196645>>4196673>HoDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyZfME5XYYRated E bu the way.
>>4196688>this poniesforget the report, go back to school.
>>4196688This is my favorite meme
>>4196688Pokeke Pampeeluish
c'mon tess/resident MLPG artslave, give us more large hipped/chubby femspikeplease
>>4196688>Baloon Party
>>4196692Rarity, because
i hope tiara knows that his newest animation sucks
>>4196688Song Smiles
>>4196732i love memes
>>4196653Pls be trolling.Pls.Because even if you haven't mastered perspective you should at least be aware of what it entails.
>>4196730I literally coughed from all that autismI don't even understand how that's possible
>>4196730We always knew pegasifags were the worst
>>4196684no idea, but 30 still sounds low.
>>4196634It was supposed to be a Full Boston Crab. Although I imagine to Rainbow Dash, one is as unpleasant as the other.>>4196648>>4196711Rarity is the smarkiest pony. Also the prettiest.>>4196722When you figure it out, let me know?
>>4196667How I've seen guides for pictures with two point perspective and three point, but that makes no sense. you only ever look at things one way, you do not have extra-dimensional sight
>>4196767>that imageit gets me thinkingwhy do so many people want to draw like slugbox who draws like another guy?
>>4196778Oh, I thought you were saying it was high.
>>4196730>tfw your OC, which shames you simply by existing, is an Earth poneIt's not quantity that matters, it quality.And the fact that mine could actually fit in the setting. That alone sets it high and above most of them.
>>4196781...what?
>>4196784That image gets me thinkingWhatever happened to the MSPaint challenges?
>>4196784>mordetwihttp://mordetwi.deviantart.com/
>>4196784i dont want to draw like slugbox i want to draw like smittyG
>>4196784because then you can charge ridiculous amounts of money for your drawings
>>4196806Is that you with the scientist OC?
>>4196806Earth ponies are characters who don't need a special ability to compensate for a shitty personality.
>>4196767that image doesn't explain perspective very well
>>4196768BRONIES_we_can_do_more.png
>>4196818Isn't Smitty trying to be Onta-lite now, instead of Slugbox, Jr.?
>>4196817>7MOTHERFUCKER
>>4196824I always thought the point of that pic was that she was able to reasonably imitate his style, doing for free what he said he'd only do for five Cs.
>>4196817>2,245 Members
>>4196833i really dont care, his Dash pictures make my penis happy
>>4196654>Here we have a fine example of a fabulous autistic faggot. As you can see, he appears to be building an elaborate fantasy surrounding something cute. We believe this to be part of their mating rituals.
>>4196808look at some perspective books
>>4196666
The next time faust is at a convention, i'm gonna boop her.
>>4196604Oh no she's teen femSpike.This is normal femSpike.
>>4196828No, mine was the woodcrafter. Besides, wasn't that one a unicorn?
>>4196730>dat avatarGee, kinda shooting yourself in the foot with that one.
>>4196781If you stand across the street and look at the corner of a building that's two point perspective.If you stand on the roof and look at the corner of the building across the street that's three point perspective.If you stand on the roof and look across the street at the corner of a skyscraper, that's four point perspective.
>>4196855I didn't boop her, but I spaghetti'd her. right in front of her husband.
>>4196856That baby isn't canon.
>>4196856That's a cute Babs, Tess.
>>4196855>Faust gets booped at winter bronycon 2012>[scene missing]>riot breaks out>con center burns down>no survivors
>>4196856both are kinda adorableteen femspike looks like she'll have problems with doors though (not that that is a bad thing)
>>4196603i remember seeing a video about 7 point perspective that will make your dick explode.i cant find it again though, i didn't even fucking know 7 point perspective existed.
>>4196882Oh?Tell us about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5NgLEP7vw0>top comment
>>4196856now do adult femSpike
>>4196882Tell us more.
>>4196866that makes no sense. All I think of what I see is up down, left right. Two points. your elevation makes no difference. Do I have perceptual problems then? I wear glasses, they said I had no depth-perception
>oh wow faust is so cool i cant wait to meet her>$40 fee plus 2hr wait in line to get autographwell, i didnt want to meet her that badly
>>4196898Art teachers will only teach four, up to six if someone is curious.anything beyond three point is rather impractical.
Applejack has a secret. Would she tell you?
>>4196913>>4196937I told her how cool it was that Frankie Foster was based on her, something she already knew, obviously, and I was praising Frankie's VA Grey DeLisle, but I pronounced it "Grey De-Lizzle" instead of "Grey De-Lile" and she had to correct me.
>>4196935>hips the size of a lage shopping mall.png
>>4196958It wouldn't be a secret if she told anyone.
Look at how much fun they're having Just look at them
>>4196958no, she is not honest pony
>>4196961>thinking that's spaghettiAre you figuratively autistic?
>>4196971that's not cake
>>4196958That depends. Did she promise someone to keep it a secret, or did she just overhear it?If she promised to keep it a secret, then I can't in good conscience let her reveal it.
>>4196971such messy ponies
>>4196961That's not really spaghetti, Juice. Unless you dropped it as a result of her correcting you.
>>4196971they're not having funthey just think they're enjoying themselves because of social cues and insecurities
>>4196956how much does art class cost? Can you fail it?
>>4196956I've not seen you around for a while. How's things?
>>4196949$40 bux? What a scam. Maybe if you could meet her husband too, but just her is a jip.
>>4196971It's because the least fun pony isn't there.
>>4196958Tell her I'll fuck her in the ass if she tells.The temptation would be too great for her to keep it.
>>4196971>>41969715 horses having a shit-menstruation orgy.gif
>>4196934whats it say? i have comments disabled and dont want to go through all the hassle to turn it on.
>>4196974Functionally Figuratively Autistic >>4196984I said "Oh". Does that count?
Which pony's throat would you force cake down while she sobbed and begged you to stop?
>>4196985Ponies are just machines that make it look like they have emotions and consciousness, but in reality they don't.
>>4196971I wish my birthday was that funit's today
>>4196856>>4196889No do them together like femsnails/snails
>>4197005>Your porn makes more sense than this.
>>4197010Dash
>>4197014>Lunas birthday was at the same time as Twilights but no one bothered to show up
>>4196961That's not spaghetti. Spaghetti would be if you'd shouted "FRANKIE FOSTER IS YOU IN THE TV BOX." She'd replied with something along the lines of "what?" and you'd proceeded to scream "DE-LIZZLE SOUNDS LIKE FO-SHIZZLE."
>>4197014
>>4197014Happy birthday internet stranger!Relax with a bath!
>>4197008You could have sounded more apologetic. "Oh" is code for "Yeah whatever bitch, sign my PPG swag and we can be on our way"
>>4197010fluttershy, i'd tie her up and feed her a cake full of laxatives and watch her squirm.
>>4197014You don't know the meaning of fun Luna.
>>4196961>she had to correct meI get if it had been you saying "Fost" instead of "Faust"But if people have non-English names, just let it go. People fuck up my name all the time. Let alone to correct someone you just met on some elses name seems rude.>opinions
>>4197014happy birthday
>>4196934>wow this animation is awful, even tiarawhy could do better than this>ending credits: done by tiarawhy
>>4197017What would you do if you were suddenly turned into Femsnails and teleported to Snails room while he was in bed?
>>4197049Just to check, it is pronounced like "Fowst" with a long o, right?
>>4197010I'd rather they were into it
>>4197017
>>4197059Holy shit I'm a horse!
>>4197064No
>>4197024Would you move her jaw for her and massage her throat after she stopped voluntarily eating?
>>4197070That dragon isn't canon.
>>4197014Happy Birthday, anon.Here, take this.
>>4197064It's pronounced Fiesta
>>4197084pls no
>>4196866um.... okay how many points is this?
>>4197084Delicious chocolatey pixels.
>>4197084needs more pixels
>>4197070Would spike honk Femspike's large hips
>>4197059
>tfw masturbating to your own creations
>>4196939This is really not that difficult.All perspective means is that parallel lines appear to converge as they move away from us. The point where they appear to converge is your vanishing point.The more sets of parallel lines you have moving in different directions, the more vanishing points you get.It is literally that simple.
>>4197064Faust like house>>4197027I should have done that.>>4197037Eh, it was a line. She had other peoples' shit to sign, anyway. Probably didn't even register to her.
>>4197059>What would you do if you were suddenly turned into Femsnails and teleported to Snails room while he was in bed?Try really hard not to get raped.
>>4197025
>>4197112That's cute.
>>4197115Ross pls go
>>4197115it was the best, because I put my best thoughts into itI do not understand how anyone says they can't do it
>>4197115I do that all the time. I'm not even a drawfag or writefag.
>>4197126Would you try really, really hard or throw the fight?
>>4197099Why is that man's arm shorter than his other and why is it broken?
>>4197115>tfw masturbating to my own creation>A picture of my own head>Which I haven't even finished yet
>>4197126I don't think Snails would rape someone.
>>4197127>dash is fanning the flamesWhat a bitch
>>4196992I drew this yesterday. I...should be drawing more ponies but...video games. >>4196468>>4196991I've started going to college for animation, like, today. $8k.I don't think this is what you meant or what you wanted to know.
>>4197115>tfw apple
>>4197115I did it just last night!
>>4197084why is everyone worried the glass is bigger then her there is no way she could knock it over
>>4197130I like this one more.
>>4197127Oh god the cake we got my Dad for his birthday was like that. Burned my finger on the son of a bitch.
>>4197158Did you go to an actual college (state, uni, community) or one of those art places that advertise non-stop on tv?
>>4196453>Spike disgruntledly scratching multiple pony bellies with his superiors dragon claws and toes.This gave me an idea
>>4197148because I did it with my finger in ms paint, and I apparently do not have good control with my hands. They are so jerky when I try to draw slowly.
>>4197127>Happy Luna Birthday
>>4197156Flapping wings is the most powerful force in pony land. They stopped the unstoppable force by getting a bunch of experts at fanning to just breeze a bit on it.
>>4197189It sucks.
>>4197152You are a female version of him and he was in bed. Chances are he thinks he's dreaming.
>>4197189Oh myI think I like this
>>4197189>the punchline is sex!
>>4197199ohshoot
>>4197178That's even cuter.>>4197189And that's funny.
>>4197158can you not get a pell grant for that? You already knew how to draw before going to animate, is there college classes for beginners?
>>4197189You know, if he was a regular tummy-rubber, he'd really have to watch out for teats.Though in Rarity's case, he might make the occasional "error." Not often enough to raise suspicion, but still fairly regularly.
>That /v/ stickyOh LordWhy would you download something linked on /v/ anyway?
>>4196629We have seen a judge pony, so they have a common law system in place.
>>4197189not even so much as a smile
>>4197227You're asking /v/ not to be fucking stupidThat's just too much
>>4197227>Who would be enough of an idiot to download something posted on /v/?Everyone who posts on /v/.
>>4197227Because modern /v/ is mostly stupid kids.
>>4197189Will Spike be trying again?He really needs to be given another chance
Apples.
>>4197208it's more complicated than that, but your peabrain obviously wouldn't understand an explainatinI'll just say, sex is penis going in and out vagina. You really really should know that
>>4197255do something that isn't apples
>>4197241That text ruins it.Is there a version without?
>>4197251Why do you keep posting that? This is 4chan. No-one ever does anything productive.
>>4197265
>>4197255
>>4197059>>4197202>You are a female version of him and he was in bed. Chances are he thinks he's dreaming.I'd assume I was dreaming too.All the way.No regrets.Just love.
>>4197267>not liking synthpop
Is there and Epic Pony Mafia going on?
>>4197265Darling.
>>4197227>/v/ in charge of not being fucking retarded
>>4197287No We could try thoughWant me to make?
>>4197267It's a /mu/ joke
>>4197278you did those humanized ponies?
>>4197278Aniki!
>>4197189>GG just now restarting spikejackToday was a good day.wav
>>4197275>double-sided axe0/10 would not add to party
>>4197282Is that some new narcotic?
>>4196961She corrected you? An Alpha would have called her a bitch and demanded satisfaction.
>>4197278Fucking appleboos, go to your own board
>>4197298Go for it.
>>4197316>not realizing that super earth pony strength bonus allows her to wield a double sided axe masterfully
u jelly?
>>4197308/mu/ has jokes other than pretending to like In The Aeroplane Over The Sea?
>>4197316I know. Its spears or nothin.
>>4197241>getting a hug from one of these things means they're wrapping their legs around you>pretend it's a cute girl inside
>>4197344she looks dyslexic
>>4197344I...don't really want to know, but I sort of want to know.
>>4197344You're a wonderbolt to her anon.Livin the dream
>tess vanished before anyone could ask for spike and femspike shenanigins from himoh noooo
>>4197344>DashDefinitely not.
>>4197336Doesn't matter, it's an inefficient design and only a dirt-stupid earthpony would use it
>>4197362Well the good thing about Tess is he always comes back.
>>4197346>pretending
>>4197344The hell is that?
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>>4197345>nyx>2012
>>4197310Oh no, sorry, I decided to get this picture over with before I start to dislike it too much.
>>4197241I would run away from that thing if it charged me like that.
>>4197346>pretendingAnd yes, the joke is about Lazare, a RD avatarfag who likes synthpop.
>>4197281Congratulations!You are now pregnant with his/your foal.
>>4197345This is cute as fuck I will admit.
>>4197394I'd take a stance and kick it in the face
>>4197394I would kick it with my hammer foot technique.
>>4197376IIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOUU JESUUUUUSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
Murder Horsin going on, join in on the blamming.http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1326244?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4197347>not halberds
>>4196935I'm sorry it's shit I wish I could have been more creative.I'll try again later.
>>4197398I wish Lazare posted here.
>>4197403Oh hello my old fetishAnd the best part about pony births in Equestria is they do them with teleport magic now so no stretching and no mess.
Maybe some alternate dialog will help
Guys I think I made a mistake by choosing to date Rainbow Dash
>>4197404Jr is going to do something horrible with it, isn't he?
>>4197267
>>4197384Nice, I love your anon character
>>4197428How's your arm, Tess?
>>4197224I'm Canadian but otherwiseYes, and if you aren't up to speed on drawing, you typically do a year or two of art fundamentals beforehand. Depending on the school, some include it with the animation program, while others don't and require you to take it separately.It's never too late to learn.>>4197188Actual college. I've heard that some "animation schools" are really good, though.
>>4197435>Cakehead sex>a mistakeChoose one
>>4197424The "joke" about NMH is that a lot of the lyrics are odd as fuck out of context, and often just as strange IN context. ITAOTS is still really good, and a decent entry point into heavier stuff.
>>4197424>implying On Avery Island wasn't the superior album
>>4197432>beeg american titties got in the way>screw this, spike we're going bowlinghahaha
>>4197431> is they do them with teleport magichahahahaha. Ha
>>4197428Tess. Tess. TESS.SHTLND PNY R n AJ
>>4197432>That
>>4197432Applejack isn't that kind of pony!
I wish I could make the pictures I want without the learning to draw part being so damn hard
>>4197432HahahaMy fucking sides.
Where is Jr?
>>4196662i think that's supposed to be her mane covering it.but yes. i can see that mistake being taken that way
>>4197435i dont see how that couls possibly be
>>4197435
>>4197410>>4197422Full of badasses today, aren't you, MLPG?
>>4197431>They can teleport other things too.>Executions are usually very fast, the charged seeing their own heart appear before them
>>4197435What's this from?
>>4197493dude, its 9:25PM, try again in 7 hours.
>>4197461>odd as fuck>Oh how I push my fingers in your mouth to make those muscles move that made your voice so smooth and sweet
How do I compliment an artist without seeming excessive or overbearing?
>>4197428Tess pls draw Pinkie and Applejack pushing confectioneries towards Rarity and demanding she choose who can bake better.While Rarity cries about putting on weight whilst stuffing herself for her friend's sakeNot necessarily chubby poneunless you want to.
>>4197432still no smile
>>4197461Sure sure. You just keep your mountain climbing ejaculating communists on /mu/.
>>4197516But Raisin usually starts at around this time
>>4197498WAM is a fetish that i see hardly any art of, even really shitty art.
>>4197404>Caring.
>>4197522>neat
>>4197518>I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine I cry every time
>>4197513http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598754It's shitty though. Also, look what I discovered in the passworded extras.
>>4197474I'll spend the day drawing!>spend the day sleeping insteadAnd this is why I'll never be good at art.
>>4197447Uh I dunno what you mean by my arm since it's my shoulders and neck that have been killing me, but if you mean those then they were pretty bad this morning, but I had some Ibuprofin around noon and felt great.It's wearing off though, but at least I got shit done today.>>4197468Ah yes sorry I still owe that.
>>4197522i love this so much
>>4197527Well, four out of five ain't bad
>>4197432
>>4197522>That's a great picture, asshole
>>4197539See I thought about that but it could be perceived as dismissive.
>>4197522Respond to their art and not their person.>"Nice Rarity those eyes and hair are great"vs>"I love you [Depressed MLPG Artist] how are you doing?"
>>4197556GOOD LORD
>>4197539But "neat" is codeword for "I don't like it but want to be polite"
>>4197564That's what I meant. The shoulder is part of the arm, after all.Hope you haven't twisted anything there.
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>>4197522>"It's shit"
>>4197556>Have to play as one of the other mane six.Gaaaaayyyyy.
would you?
>>4197591Well that sounds like a lot of hoopla.
>>4197518I think it's really pretty and the entire album and that line in particular makes me think of some 15 year old guy spending the summer with his first girlfriend or something.
>>4197616It gets more hilarious when in the game canon the PC has a cock.
>>4197617no those cabinets are very boring and wouldent want to put anything in them
>>4197522"HAVE MY BABIES". If they think it's too much, call them a bitch.
>>4197432>the punchline is always sexGod dammit GG, show a little variety.
>>4197617I definitely would ask her if we can watch the Iron Giant together so hard.
>>4197617I would totally stick my dick in that alicorn plush
glitter glue has never had sex
>>4197617i would totally beat her and steal that pony doll to stuff a fleshlight in
What do you call Gummy when he's wearing a cute little vest?An investigator!
>>4197635That's not what a punchline is. The *topic* is sex. And it's a broad topic.
>>4197635He should do more grimdark stuff.
>>4197650I got it.
>>4197650shut thef uck up faggot
>>4197646That's because my dick is too small to penetrate an orifice.
Shit just got real
>>4197650
>>4197646Most rape artists haven't.
>>4197635There's plenty of variety in his sex jokes.I could eat pizza every day if I get some variety of toppings.
>>4197600Oh no it's not really at the shoulder.It's more on that muscle up top that connects the neck to the shoulder.That muscle thing.
See, the trick in requesting is to be persistent. Not annoyingly persistent, but not forgettably as well.Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony please.
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>>4197403Oh god, can you imagine the child?Tall as a giraffe. Gigantic Dumbo ears. The IQ of a potted plant.
>>4197570You know this series you did? Can you do the opposite with spike not getting AJ?
>>4197686Ah yes, an injured back muscle thingy.The worst.
>>4197707That's not how genetics work, anon
How do I make my .gifs smallerand faster
>>4197707Or the kid could win the genetic lottery and get all the recessives from both parents.
which background pony is the sluttiest
>>4197650That was lame.
>>4197739Derpy
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1326244?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeJust need one more before for Pony Bucking!
>>4197739Fluttershy
>>4197739Rarity, definitely.
>>4197635how about the punchline is ears>>4197646>glitter glue has never had sexdo tulpas count>>4197715I'm not in the mood for new sad pony though
>>4197739Sluttershy
>>4197650why is your OC vomit colored? Oh wait, now I see
>>4197739
>>4197739Lyra is the fanon whore so she is obviously a whore as well.
>>4197751I'll play, but I don't know how. Is that fine.
>>4197756What are you in the mood for, then?
>>4197756Snails' mom is cuteyou should draw more stuff with her
>>4197769>She sees your dick
>>4197756GGDraw sexy
>>4197774http://www.epicmafia.comSign up, login, paste the link we keep linking.
>>4197756>I'm not in the mood for new sad pony thoughI could point out that Spike isn't a pony, but...How about happy pony instead? Successful start of a relationship between Spike/AJ or Spike/Applebloom.
>>4197014Well, happy, whatever you are turning [today]
>>4197777Pizza>>4197795>GG>Draw sexySorry I don't know how
>>4197714who dat pls
Hey guys, Jr here.I know we had some Raisin Quest scheduled tonight, but I'm feeling completely beat. I've been moving stuff since about 10 this morning; I think it'd be a good idea not to go into this being too tired. That said, how does Thursday/Friday sound? I'd offer Wednesday, but I'm going to be moving more stuff tomorrow. Sorry bout that; I just don't want to type all half-ass or fall asleep halfway through.
>>4197756Glitter please draw sillysexual
>>4197806GG plsDraw pizza pone
>>4197806do ponies have bellybuttonsI don't dislike it, just curious
>>4197806Then draw another Rarity as a Shetland Pony pls.
>>4197818now that I can dowhat would you like anon
>>4197828They are placental mammals, so yes.
anybody with a certain mental capacity can draw, i give up
>>4196849>>4196849http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g3tZr9MpjK>The BBC presents: THE INTERNET RAINFOREST
>>4197806http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79EzVBOIfqE
>>4197841do a mane6 sexy group shot
>>4197816Fair enough. Friday's the preference here.
>>4197828All placental mammals have bellybuttons don't they?
>>4197841Rainbow Dash suspended in midar being spitroasted between two invisible cocks
>>4197816Whichever day sentenal is busy.
>>4197739Gonna have to go with flutterslut on that one. Just look at her, she totally inhales the cock.
>>4197816Sounds fun
GG, draw my OC.
>>4197816You're getting paid, right?
>>4197816That's okay. More Dark Souls for me.
>>4197856>pubi chair
>>4197868>giving away her secret new trickdamnit anon, she hasnt even perfected it yet
>>4197728
>>4197281>as he lies on top of you, breathing heavily in your ear, you can feel him start to fade>even as he fades you feel yourself grow stronger>once he fades away completely you find that you can change between his form and your new form at will
>>4197868Didn't she already do that in an episode?
>>4197847I laughed
>>4197828IRL Ponies come out vagina in fleshy sacs.
>>4197842Shut the fuck up DD>>4197856oh gg i love you gibme ur cock now
>>4197816Friday would work. We quest all night long.
>>4197891That's not a god damn explanation
>>4197816Friday would be best for the most people I think, but either one works for me.
>>4197928why do you exaggerate how much people love GG?
>>4197951because he is le epic troll anon
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>>4197951Because hateanon hates him, so anyone who doesn't hate him must be obsessed with him.
>>4197928Okay.>>4197951Because jokes are funny?
>>4197807Maki.
>>4197900Oh god yes.
>>4197881Sir, that's why I pick the things up and move them. Gotta scoop up them duckets while they be hot, ya dig?>>4197854>>4197935>>4197945I too feel good about Friday, so that's what we're gonna be rollin' with. Friday, 10pm EST; we'll get this quest crackin' again.
>>4197976I know that time was a joke, but it seems someone is always doing it
>>4197990UNF
>>4197959>>4197907What is more lazyA real Shetland ponyOr Rainbow Dash?
>>4197816That's cool man.
>>4197991>Sir, that's why I pick the things up and move them. Gotta scoop up them duckets while they be hot, ya dig?Good, for some reason I thought last time you were doing it for free for family/friends.
>>4197991Coolio.
>>4197990Oh god, oh fuck why is this turning me onI hate these two characters
Jr, please come to steam.I miss you.We miss you.
>>4196591>>4196618Thanks guys
Challenge:Find me a piece of digital pony art anywhere near as pretty as this. Protip you can't. Digital coloring is ass.
>>4198007
>>4197847You fucking monster.I laughed harder than I should have and I have a headache.
>>4198071that picture isnt that pretty
>>4197990>you have taken Snails place in Ponyville>while hanging out with Snips after school you get a hollow, hungry feeling despite the junkfood you are both chowing down on>out of the corner of your eye you can see Snips>he looks a lot sexier than you remember
>>4198071If you're a "digital artist" you're not really an artist at all.
>Make a mafia game>Wait forever>Die N1Whats the point?
>>4198106>people believe this
>>4197014Mine tooAnd I've spent all day talking about cartoon horses on the internet
>>4197991I'll be sure to grab chocolate raisins on the way home from uni.
>>4198071This is pretty damn fantastical. I'd love to learn how to paint this kind of style one day.
>>4198101nopnopenope
>>4198106The people who call themselves a "vector artist" when all they do is trace stuff out of the show are worse.
>>4197014Happy Birthday, bro. Did you at least go to your favorite restaurant? That's what I usually do.
>>4198106>If you're a "digital artist" you're not really an artist at all.So, every MLP artist isn't an artist?
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>>4198069
>>4198150Those towers aren't even straight.
>>4198071It's not the tools it's how you use them you fucking dolt.
>>4198164Isn't your birthday soon?
>>4198150Is that digital?It's a nice idea and start, but it's not detailed enough.
>>4198176You are not straight...oh wait.
>>4198176Neither are you, but no one's making a big deal about it
>>4198150I've seen this before, but always thought it was Rivendell. Guess Canterlot makes more sense though.>>41981803 days.
>>4198176That's because they're not cis-priviledged towers
>>4198165Jailbait is fucking great with a pencil
Real artists draw with charcoal on the walls of caves.This new-fangled "paper" shit will never replace the real thing.
>>4198179I don't like the picture, but I like the coloring. How did they manage to avoid "single flat coloring" that plagues all of digital coloring?
>>4198197It's Moe you faggot
>>4198201>liking jailbaitFucking pedo. >>>/b/
>>4198163Technically, doing anything at all that can be perceived by another human being is art. Everyone on MLPG is an artist.
>>4198164I sat at home and cried.So this is what being an adult is like.
>>4197014>>4198133>>4198197>that feel when my birthday is within a week of 3 other posters in MLPG and I am probably the least significant of them
>search for MLPG on steamwell hello
>There will never be a CMC theme song sung by Sweetie Belle Choreographed by Scootaloo, with Stage Design by Applebloom
>>4198253You're no more or less significant than the rest of us, bro.
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>>4198223he sure was forgotten pretty fast
>>4198253>significantAnon, just because someone has a name doesn't mean they're significant.
>>4198256Don't go into the steam chat, it's almost as bad as the /b/read.
>>4198279>You will never find Moe's dead body.
>>4198253All users are fags no exceptions.
>>4198150>>4198279I love posting these things on /tg/ art threads.Only for someone 100 posts later to call me out on it.
>>4198159>it has been a few hours now>you are so hungry>Snips looks so good>the ponies around you look so good>you need something>you need someone
>Xplay did a part about that Pinky armor mod, touched on bronies.It's happening!
>>4198279Just because Deafdefiler is a fucking idiot doesn't mean he was forgotten. I love moe and would recognize his art anywhere.
>>4198303
>>4198307Speaking of.
>>4198290Actually it does. The people with names are, by definition, somebody.Unlike Anon, who are nobody.
>>4198166[1]
>>4198071So far Miyazaki is winning. There are no pony artists better than he.
>>4198279I can see why
>>4198292>almost as bad as the /b/w h a t
>>4198329Is that weird al?
>>4197556>Smuggling Cocaine to Panka.I have no idea of what the fuck is going on.
>>4198218Because I just said why digital brushes can do anything you want them to do.If you're lazy then it's going to look like ass.
>>4198328Since when has having a name here been considered a GOOD thing?
>>4198335When did anyone ever imply there was?
To me, you all are a bunch of assholes.And I'm Anonymous.
>>4198253>Having the same birthday as GG
>>4198355>Smuggling Cocaine to PankaSounds like the usual dating sims that pop up on newgrounds/other flash sites. From 10 years ago.
>>4198375Are you me?
>>4198327NO EXCEPTIONS!
>>4198218>all of digital coloringIt's a coloring style. You can get the flat look with traditional media as well, which the digital equivalent is based on in the first place.Just says you like watercolours, it'd make it easier. I agree with the taste, but not the way you're seeking and describing it
>>4198350http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgk2YMzGpYi have no idea
>>4198368>When did anyone ever imply there was?Just an experiment.Showing that pony artists usually aren't that great in the grand scale of artists. Most professional artists, both East and West are better.
>>4198361I didn't say it was a good or bad thing.All I'm pointing out is that the people who remain Anon and don't contribute anything note will always be forgotten in favor of anyone with a name.
>>4198386Yes
>>4198406Disco ottanta
>>4198406Again, who the fuck claimed they were
>>4198097>that picture isnt that pretty
>>4198406You sure told us there
>>4198406>pony artists>professional artistsThat's like comparing 10 year olds to grad students.
How is Rarity like a grape?When you squeeze them both enough, you get a lot of whine
>>4198406>most professional artists are better than amateur fan artistswell duh
>>4198166That song is awful. I got sick of that song in the late 90's.
>>4198406>Showing that pony artists usually aren't that great in the grand scale of artists.Neither is Miyazaki.He's renowned for his films, not his concept art.
>>4198406>i can't like an artist because someone who's better exitsts
>>4198406Great, I'll make sure to file the results of this experiment under 'Shit I Already Know'.
>>4198433It's not that great.Like this guy said:>>4198466
>>4198359>implying anime artists are lazy
>>4198449AHUIHUAHUEHUAHUIHUAHUEHUA
>>4198307>MLPG.gif
>>4198449
>>4198415he hasn't been here in a year.
>>4198406what miyazaki film is that from?
>>4198433who's the cromartie guy
I don't like traditional coloringit looks 2rough4me
Derpibooru is much better than Ponibooru...but for some reason I miss it...
>>4198538I believe that's actually a character from Berserk, not a miyazaki film.
>>4198553texanon
>>4198592>>4198587>>4198579pls
>>4198553An interpretation of Anonymous by Tex
>>4198567It looks more simple. Filtering was super easy.
>>4198538That's actually from Berserk. I think it's the Mermaid girl from the Sea God arc.
>>4198567I want a booru that works almost exactly like e621
This pony is sluttier than your favorite pony
>>4198567I think Derpibooru is better in every way but I'm afraid we probably lost a bunch of art when Ponibooru went down that no one will ever bother to reupload.
>>4198617I hope she sticks around.
Fucking lines. I'm going to bed and leaving this here.
So a new pony moved to ponyville and as expected Pinkie threw them a party. It was a real bash, they even dressed up the new house for the celebration.It wore address
Super Castlevania 4 vs. Castlevania: BloodlinesBloodlines has:>Superior soundtrack>Superior graphics>Two characters>Faster gameplay>Bigger more challenging boss fights>Cooler levels>It's no contest.
>>4198567[memories], spam, more spamim actually getting hungry for spam....
Headcanon confession time.State your headcanons, if you have any. No matter how dumb or inane they are.Rumble likes to dance in his room when he thinks nobody else is at home.
>>4198650Fuck that. Modern Berserk introduces one cute teenage or little girl for each arc. There's too many kids as it is.
>>4198661Dash is afraid of lightning
>>4198635It just doesn't feel the same...perhaps it's like Slowpoke says, it's all a "memories" thing...Still, Derpibooru needs a better searching system.
>>4198661equestria is actually earth in the distant future and ponies are our descendants, which explains why they have human stuff around and are sentient and can speakmagic is advanced technology
>>4198661>Having headcanons.
>>4198661I dance in my room even when people are home. I just stick a sock at the top to make sure no one comes in without me knowing.
>>4198654>saying goodnightthis isn't /b/read tardo. Nice drawing by the way.
>>4198661They both like each other, but are both too worried to ask the other out.
>>4198654Oh man that looks nice at first view, I thought Texanon was cleaning the dishes
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>>4198661Screwball is Discord's daughter
>>4198661Luna became less spaghetti after LE and started to act more like a younger version of her sister
>>4198675There's like two though, the witch and the thief.
>>4198660
had your daily glass of mare's milk yet?
>>4198699
>>4198661Dash loses all her confidence when romance comes into play
>>4198661Mexican ScootalooTwilight actually really hates Shining Armor, and her "love" for him is a shamEquestria exists somewhere in the technological equivalent of the 1990's
>>4198703Rarity is a dishOr something like that.
>>4198725>glass>not drinking it strait from under their soft belly
>>4198661Rainbow Dash's parents are rich as fuckPinkie Pie is still learning how to readFluttershy's mom is the hottest piece of ass ever and she knows it
>>4198736
>>4198732I'd always imagine that she would be glaringly overconfident in that situation.Adorably transparent
>>4198675What if it's Guts rebuilding the mercenary band, only instead of the end result being mass sacrifice, it's tearing down "God" and spitting in his face?
>>4198661Ponies aren't biological creatures as much as they are biological creatures. That means they are insanely durable but will die in a matter of minutes if they enter an area without any magic in it.This also means that a human in Equestria would be seen in much the same way that we would see a sapient robot.
>>4198661Fluttershys dad is one of the most bad ass generals in Celestias military.
>>41987042small4me
>>4198661Lyra and Bonbon are just friends - their relationship is completely platonic.Octavia and Vinyl Scratch have met a few times, but don't really know each other at all, because their music styles take them to very different places, so they don't cross paths very often.Celtic Deer and Viking Sheep.
>>4198769>Ponies aren't biological creatures as much as they are biological creatureswhat
>>4198714>thief>Area of effect loli witch>psychic girl>mermaid girl
>>4198769Wait.So does that mean we're never going to be able to hug a pony?
>>4198661I like to pretend she's Rainbow Dash in disguise.I don't know why the idea amuses me so much.
>>4198807But it's clearly Twilight.
>>4198769>Ponies aren't biological creatures as much as they are biological creatures
>>4198661All of the ponies are cute and enjoyable. There is no "best" pony, just favorites
>>4198700srry birch. Nao bf 4 u
>>4198796>>4198817But that makes sense.
>>4198799The psychic isn't part of the party, she's an enigma that follows them around and doesn't really interact in any way. And you can't include the mermaid girl in the count when we're discussing if she should be added to the group.
>>4198661Ponies are just blobs floating in saturn, they think they are ponies but no, they are just colorful blobs floating thereThat's why you can see Saturn in every school board.
>>4198826I kinda want to see Cheerilee and Big Mac in the background together in the show more.
>>4198807tracy
>>4198836No, it literally makes zero sense
>>4198807>"Hey, Egghead! What'cha doin' in there? It's a great day outside!">"I'm studying, Dash! I've been working on a thesis about Array-Etching Theory, and it's very reading-intensive.">"EVERYTHING you do is reading-intense! C'mon outside! Za magicks can wait an hour or two!">"...">"...I... guess I shouldgoseeyalater!"
>>4198605>An interpretation of Anonymous by TexI know anonymous. They're not a well dressed Kenshiro.
>>4198661since rainbow said "gesundheit" i imagine her being fluent in german.>>4198807well, rainbow dash could fake a german accent well.
guysponies are really cute and i keep getting feelings every time i look at themlove feelingswhat should i do
>>4198766Most people don't seem to realize that the merry little band Guts has is the only thing keeping him sane and the one who could possible stop Griffith from trying to mix too many planes of being together and fucking everything over for everyone forever. They just want Guts to violently murder things while being super angry.
>>4198836>They aren't biological creatures.>As much as they're biological creatures.
>>4198406>>4198406Also: That digital coloring is inferior most of the time to traditional means.
Does anyone have that futashy comic about "horse boners" ?
>>4198853Are you retarded?An object can be just as much of one thing as it isn't.
>>4198796>>4198817>Ponies aren't biological creatures as much as they are magical creatures>>4198800You can hug a pony, but they will think you are some sort of empty, soulless automaton that only pretends to have emotions.
>>4198661Gilda has a cloaca. I don't care if her rear half is mammal.
>>4198841
>>4198883>FutashyGet out.
>>4198857I always thought Pinkie would be the one to know Germane - she grew up Amish.Do you think they'd have chats in Germane if they didn't want anyone listening in?
>>4198892That's disgusting.
>>4198892Pacce pls go
Your favorite pony is just kicking back relaxing for the eveningBut then, she relaxed a little too muchand tooted
>>4198677This.http://puu.sh/ZPvj
>>4198654I'm liking it. But I think a full grown pony is too big for a sink. A filly would fit better.
>>4198891>Ponies aren't biological creatures>As much as they are magical creatures
>>4198892Agreed. We need more Gilda egg laying porn.poop smeared eggs
>>4198912i shove my face into her soft ass and sniff deeplysmells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls
>>4198891But magic and biology are interchangable and redundant Have you ever seen a rboto use magic? No you fucking have not
>>4198884No, that doesn't make sense. Quit trying to make it make sense when it doesn't. Even the original poster didn't intend the crazy logic you're attemptingn class="quote">>>4198891
>>4198899nah
Yeah let's post some [music] I'm hella bored>>4198406Oh man we sure got ice burned there.
>>4198654Neat.
>>4198661Pinkie's sisters and parents don't speak Common. They speak whatever the pony version of Pennsylvania Dutch would be.
>>4198892Gilda is my second favorite character besides Luna and even I think cloaca are really gross
>>4198912Teehee. Horse toots.
>>4198841New headcanon acquired.
>>4198824McCarthy already confirmed that though.
>>4198661The planet they are on along with the surounding planets of the star are in a tidal locked orbit.the strongest "magical creatures" of equestria help donate their energy to keep the planet rotating to keep a global disaster from happening.
>>4198924Magic makes up for all the shortcomings in their biology. Without the world's ambient magic the ponies' bodies would all fail within minutes.
MLPG, can we be /diy/ for a minute?What are the best ways of recreating a building's foundation without calling a contractor?I ask because my house is sinking backwards and my back room is currently underwater.
i can imagine Fluffy raging pretty hard if this animation gets a lot of views and likeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5NgLEP7vw0
>>4198928That's awful and bad. I makes me feel bad inside. Real bad. Like tummy ache that's in my mind.
>>4198964I liked it just for that.
>>4198941i want to see pinkie dressed as a chaste and pious amish girl and not the whore with a loose vagina she's become
>>4198963Call a contractor you fucking retard that's not DIY shit that's "get someone who knows what they're doing to do it" shit
>>4198963>I ask because my house is sinking backwards and my back room is currently underwater.>Well first of all you take a hammer and hit yourself with it. Then you phone a professional and save your house.
>>4198964why would it? Any one can see it's really half assed
>>4198963>I ask because my house is sinking backwards and my back room is currently underwater.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1326396?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4198974fucking casual
>>4198963You call a fucking contractor.
>>4198862Give in
>>4198937http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno;_;
>>4198880If you have to qualify that statement with "most of the time" then that should clue you in that's it about how the tools are used, not the tools themselves.Quit being a dingus.
>>4198963Drive big stakes into the groundWorked for the Mayans, and their buildings are still around
>>4198661The world of MLP:FIM is flat.
>>4198661I believe that ponies don't have prisons or jails for other ponies.When crime springs up, the criminal is always given at least one chance to come clean and recant their evil ways. I imagine they get assigned to do community service.Repeat offenders are banished to the Everfree for a period of time. This is supported by the fact that Rainbow and Twilight both feared banishment there for giving a bad performance or royal bird-napping, respectively.
>>4199008>shit, shit, shit and more shitTry harder.
>>4199019So everyone just sees lines and talks to the lines?
>>4199018>dat farmers tan2cute1010wouldbang
>>4198963Flood the front of your house too and have an underwater adventure
>>4199005That Twilight sure loves her soup.
>>4199035Exactly
>>4198999make it bigger
>>4198963Fill the room with sand.Your house now has beach side property.Roll in money as your house is refinanced and doubles in value.
>>4199024Jailing is more or less canon though.I guess you could argue that they don't actually do it, but the ponies are aware of the concept.
>>4199024>This is supported by the fact that Rainbow and Twilight both feared banishment there for giving a bad performance or royal bird-napping, respectively.Reminder: Each writer has 20 minutes to fill with a story. This is what they're concerned with. They don't care about "world building" or creating some epic coherent universe.
>>4199039why is applejack underwater? There ant apples down there
>>4198937What are you listening to MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_LOiiWjpug
>>4199035I was referring more to the fact that the PLANET was flat, like they used to believe before Columbus, but sure, why not.
>>4198880Except you're wrong.Someone incompetent with traditional art can be just as bad as someone digitally.You're stupid.This whole talk is stupid.
>>4199062why you gotta be like that?
>>4199074The AOTYShrines
>>4199049>>4199079>Equestria is FlatlandI like this headcanon.
>>4199039maybe he will meet some seaponies
>>4199079> before ColumbusWe've known the earth is round since the ancient greeks
when will the bad times end
>>4199074http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHn67C5x6A4
>>41990334/5 of those are traditional watercolors.It's hard to see from inside your own asshole though,
>>4198794>Celtic Deer and Viking SheepBut that's dumb. Why would you have that as a headcanon?
>>4199074Reminds me of an experiment>Create /a/ thread about great /a/ related music>Make a bunch of posts with MLP's score>No one complains or responds to thsoe postsMeaning if you post youtube links no one ever clicks on them.
Could someone upload that Rarity bukkake pic?
>>4199111Stop trying to fight himstop
>>4198986>>4198987>>4199003Thanks for telling me I'm a retard.Wonder if they take payment in internal organs, as I can't afford what it would cost to fix the damn thing, and the people who lived here before us didn't have the foresight of fixing the foundation of a nearly-century-old house
>>4199104When the good times start.Doi.
>>4199079>he still thinks Columbus discovered the world was roundThey'd known it for a really long fucking time before Columbus, how stupid are you
>>4199100FUCKYOUUUUUUUU.My first instinct was to say "Galileo" - but I guess I don't know my history as well as I should.
>>4199035>>4199079>I CALL our world Flatland, not because we call it so, but to make its nature clearer to you, my happy readers, who are privileged to live in Space.>Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Triangles, Squares, Pentagons, Hexagons, and other figures, instead of remaining fixed in their places, move freely about, on or in the surface, but without the power of rising above or sinking below it, very much like shadows - only hard and with luminous edges - and you will then have a pretty correct notion of my country and countrymen. Alas, a few years ago, I should have said "my universe": but now my mind has been opened to higher views of things.
>>4199104When you're a popular brony artist on tumblr.
>>4198982all i've gotI should do more like this
>>4199079> like they used to believe before Columbus, but sure, why not.Is American educational system really that bad? I was taught that was wrong in high school. And my intro European history class had a reminder about that too.
>>4199074http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZmYm-BOJs
>>4199121I click on themsometimes
>>4199097It actually makes sense to a degree with the whole having to raise the sun and moon.Although explaining the globe from SoME would be difficult.
>>4199104SB, Nasse, Kraut, pls
>>4199133>not memorizing facts and figures that aren't pertinent to me>stupid
>>4199130Well look at it this way.You could dip into your pocky-and-bodypillow budget to fix the thingOr your house could collapse.It's priority time.
>>4199123This one?
>>4199134Eratosthenes
>>4199134>GalileoNope, still too close to modern. Try Pythagorus, then go back a few hundred more years.
>>4199152You missed them all, I'm a nobody.
>>4199171yeah thanks
>>4199166Sherlock, get out of here. You don't even know the planets in the solar system.
>>4199143It's a good quick answer to go to if you don't care who first figured it out.
>>4199074Kill The Noise - Kill The Noise (Alvin Risk Remix)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3oCq3KWZ4
>>4199035What if it was 2D from your perspective (but like this for everyone) so that there's no depth. And when you walk, you're not actually, things are just getting bigger proportionately along both axises. And you couldn't walk around things, they would just be like sprites like in Doom and Facade or Mickey Mouse's earsI tripped myself out. That would be freaky.
>>4199175The church told me the world is flat and that is final!
>>4199171Boy, Rarity sure is wet
>>4199169>implying I have either of thoseI quite literally have no budget. My best course of action at the moment is to grab a shovel and make the French drains deeper.
>>4199186I like you.
>>4199134>>4199100>>4199079Erastothenes proved the Earth was round in the 3rd Century BC.Nobody (nobody educated, anyways) in Europe seriously believed that the Earth was flat -- particularly seafarers. The Earth's shape is pretty obvious when you're on the open sea: Objects disappear by gradually going down the horizon.You can even see it in the symbolism used in the Ancient and Middle Ages: The "orbus" represented the Earth and political power over it.
>>4199134Galileo figured out how celestial bodies revolved in relation to each other, not that the world wasn't flat.
>>4199192Quit listening to so much KtN
>>4199186Not Pluto.
>>4199134>My first instinct was to say "Galileo" - but I guess I don't know my history as well as I should.So I guess the answer to >>4199143 is an enthusiastic "yes". America is doomed.>>4199166And we'll be over here laughing at how stupid you Americans are.>>4199187>It's a good quick answer to go to if you don't care who first figured it out.There is no reaction image capable of conveying my emotional response.
>>4199202
I'm waiting on the good times now...Been waiting since I can remember...
>>4199139yes you should. and more happy straight hair pinkie too.
>>4199225How about this one?
>>4199237Horse when reddy
>>4199195Fun fact: The "everyone in the middle ages believed the Earth was flat" thing was started in the 18th/19th Century by Protestant historians trying to slander the Catholic Church.There's a lot of stuff you can use to attack the church, but transmission of ancient philosophical and scientific texts really isn't one of them.
>>4199225Well you can just run along and enjoy your teachedy-learny-head-growy-gardens.
>>4199218Should I bounce my body on the floor?And do it more and more and more?
>>4199238Fucking spoiler your scootabuse you sick fuck
>>4199171I'm going to fap to this
>>4199265Stay on the floorDo the dinosaur
>>4199248Do it like a manNEW HORSE HERE:>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237>>4199237
>>4199143>Is American educational system really that bad? No. It's just that most people don't pay attention in their history classes.
>>4199062>not realizing the writers usually write a pretty detailed 30-40 minute script that gets lovingly chopped to pieces by the editing departmentEither way, most of the staff that works on the show tries to do as much as they can with the characters and their universe while sticking to Hasbro's 'we-hate-money' requirements. If they only cared about filling minutes, the show would just be G3.5 all over again and nobody would watch it.
>someone doesn't know exactly when we figured out the earth was round>MLPG wants to lynch him>American schoolsystem is doomed>Americans are stupid>Fuck how stupid can you beYou guys confuse me sometimes.
>>4199265No, you should write rhymes
>>4199280We dont really cover ancient Greece in history. ;_;
>>4199290Fuck off samefag, you got told, now get over it.
>>4199265n-no...
>>4199294What if I go out for the night.
>>4199143I get simplifying a subject to ease people into it, especially kids. Like it makes perfect sense to teach Niels Bohr's atomic model in middle school and then in high school they can be all "Okay but here's how this shit really works."But I think history sucks more than most subjects in teaching flat out WRONG information and then failing to correct it later. And in the case of completely apocryphal events like Washington's cherry tree there's nothing to correct. It's flat-out myth taught as historical fact.I can kinda get why the Columbus myth persists though. It appeals to our love of the underdog who persisted in spite of opposition. The truth that Columbus was a fucking imbecile who lucked into discovering the Americas instead of dying at sea on the way to China is less romantic.
>>4199296World History was the 10th grade for me.Granted, I was in the AP class, but I'm pretty sure I was told the whole "nobody really believed that the Earth was flat" thing when we talked about Columbus in the 2nd grade.
>>4199304So I stand corrected. So what? You want a medal?
>>4199265>>4199267Whya re these posts in italics?
>>4199304Why is mlpg so full of chidren today? Go back to /b/ /v/ /wherever/
>>4199318And do the D.A.N.C.E?
>>4197439Yes.But first hes going to kiss every ass he can to get brony famous before opening the floodgates.
>>4199360Then I should destroy them with lazers?
>>4199104I'd say my good times are right nowits totally fucking awesome but this isnt my personal blog
>>4199521I'm happy for you
>>4199540ill give you one detail because its just too much fun right nowit involves strippers and lazer tag
>>4199566Now you have to tell us the story.
>>4199591thats not the story, thats what I'm doing tonightim going to a lazer tag lock-in with a bunch of strippers
>>4199604Don't blow it.that's their job. dohoho~
>>4199604That's niceIt's my birthday and all I've done is sit at homeand cry
>>4199604Take pictures and show us when you get back. This is the combination of the dreams of every man and child.
>>4198661I am a pony
>>4199666this is my face
