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>>4192745Sweetie belle and rarity's parents interaction thread?
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Hey.
N-no need to thank me
>Lyra refuses to get out of the cakeHow carefully do you eat around her? Accidental nibbles?
>>4192793Directed by John Joseco
>>4192802I don't eat cake that someone hid in.
>>4192793IM GRUMP
THANK GOD THAT ENDEDCOME SEE THE INCREDIBLEShttp://www.livestream.com/kierz
>>4192811I'M NOT SO PONE
>sentenal
>>4192817Show time
>>4192817kierz stop plugging this, fuck me
>>4192817stop
>>4192826HAHAHA
>>4192802Why not just grab her out of the cake, lay her covered cake body, and lick the frosting off her skin?
>>4192826Only 16 posts in and you try to start it again
>>4192826>filenameSometimes, he's does something that brings a smile to my lips.
>>4192780>road hogs
>>4192826He should've screencapped the reactions at the end.If he reads this he probably will.
>>4192810Not even cake that houses a minty fresh pone?
>>4192826>screencapping all that crapbut why?
>>4192836It's not Kierz
>>4192802pinkie pie woud probably just devour the entire cake whole anyway
>>4192865Some Anon joked about if sentenal screencapped that stupid argument we wouldn't need to talk about it again. And he did it.
>>4192865Because someone made a joke about sentenal capping it because he's that autistic to do so.Then he did
>>4192745ohnow I get the "Sweepy Belle" thing
>>4192865Someone joked and said it would be funny if he did.He did.Everyone laughed at him and he didn't even understand why.
>>4192872>Cake voreU-unf?
>>4192891>>4192882>>4192877My fucking sides
>>4192877>>4192882>>4192891you know, sometimes that guy makes it a little too easy
>>4192890I still don't.
>>4192872>Rarity is in the background but she is in front of Pinkie
>>4192890She is a very sweepy pony
>>4192901>>4192902If sentenal was a pony in the show, would you like him? Sexually?
>>4192843>lashing your tongue all over her tummy lapping upwards in long strokes trying to get the sugary pastry out>sudden minty flavor
>>4192915HAHAHAHA she is a very tiny pone
>>4192929My Little Little Pony
>>4192939Work on your backgroundsWork on your traditional art skills
>>4192915Thats a very nice eye you have thereI don't think anyone called that out on episode day
So who is ready to party?
>>4192946Are you my personal Batman now
>>4192972Thank Christ they aren't using Pinkie's old vector,
>new Vita update region locks your memoryIt's like they want to kill the Vita.
>>4192988It's an improvement, but they're still using Dash's old vector.
>>4193006>>>/v/
need 1080p 3D HD technicolor gluten-free version of this
>>4192981If you want me to be.
>>4193008I actually like Dash's and Rarity's vectors
>>4193023Oh shit, when was this?
>>4193023how recent is this?did /mlp/ end up winning?
>>4193023Who cares? It's /mlp/
>>4193018What ISN'T wrong with it?
>>4193044erf
>>4193033It was a while ago, one or two months. I was there, but I think it was just friendlies or even unofficial stuff. I don't know this shit, just thought it was really hilarious what with the summercup and all>>4193039It's the final result, so yes.
>>4193033
>>4193068It was unofficial
>>4192777My first thought was that VIVA PINATA show Microsoft was shilling for a while
>>4193008I don't get it. How is it possible that the fandom that is made of casuals and autists creates tons of better vectors than Hasbro? I mean, there's no excuse like it's not their specialization, they are a toy company, they've only got 1 fucking job!
>>4193077>I'll destroy her
>>4193044Don't think we aren't part of /mlp/ now.Just because bronies and other general faggotry are parts of /mlp/ doesn't make us a completely different thing.
>>4193097Anyone knows when the fall cup starts? I heard there was one.
>>4193112It's in October. You can find all info in the /vg/ thread.
>>4193109It is when we purposefully distanced ourselves from the creation of the team and the guy running it agreed to take our references out.
>>4193077That comic is really cute...
>>4193101because they're not getting paid enough to care
>>4193119Thank you very much!
I have a picture of my waifu in my wallet.
>>4193134I have a picture of my waifu on my mousepad.
We told the people from /mlp/ to fuck off in spring so why do we care about this cup shit now?
Would you?How hard?
>>4193145All of them are in here
>>4193122> take our references outWell thank GodI am getting awfully tired of DERPEEE 4 LYFEAnd the dumb fucks who say "I really like derpy but hate 4chan, you'd think they made her lol"
>>4193147With a pillow? Kinda hard.
>>4193147Not even the tip.
>>4193147I would.Very hard.My floors are so dirty. They need a good sweeping
>>4193145>all that elitism
>>4193145>We>weSee, if you didn't think MLPG should move in lockstep on this shit, you wouldn't have a problem.I don't care. If you don't like it, neither should you.
>>4193162>implying that's a bad thing
>>4193145Some of those fag came in to rally and pretend to be one of us.>>4193122I remember a time when we told them not to use one of the reference, one of their tripfag say fuck you and take it anyways, then Leth came out of nowhere and told them they have too much of this general.Seriously, they cannot even come up with their own shit and take shit from here.
>>4193162
>>4193147No, she is too old in that picture.
>>4193142Can I see?
>>4193168Well fuck you if the general want to be left alone but shit like this make it assume we are part of /mlp/.
Guys, no need to devolve into this. The ones interested in the cup can keep their eyes peeled for the cup thread that appears often, the ones who don't care should just ignore it.
>>4193180> too oldSo you'd prefer fucking a cartoon horse with the development of a 10-year oldGoddamn every anti-pony Tumblr I've been refuting is actually right
>>4193181It looks very nice on the pad. I was pleasantly surprised.
AND WE'RE THE PON-ES
>>4193194BUT I CANT IGNORE THINGS I DONT LIKE
>>4193194> cup> cup> cupIs this going to be the new PANCAKES?
>>4193194To bad they bring that shit here and when told to get the fuck off, they say "ITS HIATUS!"
>>4193168We should keep the piss as far away as possible.
>>4193205> 15-dollar broadThat's pretty unrealisticShe's a $5 whore at mostLess if you can pay her in patchouli
>>4193203they're talking about virtual divegrass
>>4193198>having a waifu>putting her on a mousepad
>>4193198Nice. Too lewd for me though.
>>4193199How long until they bring up ponies?They've already spilled some rather uncharacteristic spaghetti when they brought up 4chan. I'm morbidly curious about what would happen, though I'd rather they avoid it.
>>4193225Cheshire pls
You thirsty, MLPG?
anyone have guild in gw2
>>4193199>>4193231What are you talking about?
>>4193235>Diabetes with a straw
>>4193235
>>4193235are you telling me I could be drinking my entire day's worth of food in a single delicious blendy frozen shake monstrosity
>>4193235It's beautiful.
>>4193197>anti pony tumblrwhat
>>4193235Jesus fuck, that is awful.I'm sure it's delicious, for people who like nigh-lethal amounts of chocolate, but goddamn enough is enough. That thing is Deep-Fried Twinkie tier bad for you.
>>4193235NahI'll stick with my milk and honey shakeEpic Burgers here in Chicago is fuckin' rad
>>4193235American "consumables" never fail to shock me
http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/5f/Puck_ability_phase_05.mp3
>>4193262There are some on tumblr that would have us all labeled as pedophile horsefucker weirdosAnd here we keep proving them right time and again
>>4193235Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
>>4193235>52% of your daily fiber needshuh
>>4193273how about you stick to anon
>>4193287So?
>>4193231>egoraptor's face when jontron talks about 4chan
>>4193252You can, but you would be shitting out water and no solid.
>>4193287Who the cares? Where do you think you are?
>>4193197>refuting anti-pony tumblrsSo many things wrong with that. You really shouldn't be here.
>>4193287But we admit to being pedophile horsefucker weirdos.This is nothing new.
when did you realize that you were born a horsefucker?
>>4193303pretty much
>>4193287>implying MLPG isn't just a bunch of people who are just fucking around
>>4193316>still believing that
>>4193304yeah that'd be pretty unpleasant.
>>4193312>weI just want to fuck the ones who can make informed consent but they shouldn't consent, because that is my fetish
>>4193313Jesus fuck what is wrong with this guy
>>4193287do you think it matters
>>4193316Fucking around, yeah, hehe. We sure are having a blast pretending to be weird!
>>4193303>>4193315DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT 4CHAN?BECAUSE IT'S 4......OUT OF 10
>>4193312>westop projecting anon
I need a gif of Rarity double taking multiple times in shock. I think it's from Sisterhooves Social.
>>4193331>>4193322
>>4193313Middle school, iirc.Although my _____fucker label extends beyond horses.
>>4193304Your body would take the water out of that shake and compact the rest into a mess of fat and protein. it would be nasty.
>>4193316Poe's law is in full effect here, in that at least of few of the people here are serious about it
>>4193300This. Why should we care? I enjoy sweet pony ass, and foalcon. This will not stop anytime soon.
Why don't you have a girlfriend son?Is there something you'd like to tell me?
>>4193313i have been a horse fucker for over 10 years but i have been a wolf fucker longer than that
>>4193295WellAlrightWe're veering off-topic, but it's better than getting called a tripfag for chiming in(really my 4chan x is fucking up and I'm having trouble switching back and forth)
>>4193338more like 4/5
>>4193351Foalcon punch
>>4193364That's not something you'd normally want to share with us
>>4193340>implying he is projecting, when in fact he is simply stating that there are others who enjoy pony ass.Are you saying that nobody here enjoys pony ass? That sounds like projecting to me.
I wish moot would ip range ban everyone who has ever posted on /mlp/
>>4193342>see this image>no way it can be real>search it on the workshop>HOLY FUCKING SHITI WOULD FUCKING GET THIS HAT SO FUCKING HARDI DONT NORMALLY WAY HATS BUT I WOULD WEAR THAT ONE
>>4193362I'm getting reasonably /fit/, I play guitar and I'm probably at least a 7/10, but my personality sucks so I don't see myself ever getting a girlfriend.I'm just incredibly boring.
>>4193313>tfw mlp is ruining children sexuality even now
>>4193364>Want's to fuck wolves>Has never actually seen a wolf
>>4193380YOU JUST POSTEDI JUST POSTED
Guys, guys, how about everyone just ____________admits Dash is the best horse.
>>4193377Its anonymous image board. The entire point is being able to share what you wouldn't normally want to. There will be no repercussions for doing so, aside from perhaps a dismissive comment or so. Isn't the internet fun?
why would you want to put your penis inside of another mans ass?
>>4193402She's the worst.
What the hell is wrong with you guys today?
>>4193374
>>4193402but that would be lying, and lying is bad
>>4193408Apparently homosexuals like shit on their cocks.Sounds very unhygienic
>>4193410
>>4193408is that even physically possible? i thought that was a legend
>>4193402Dash is the best pegasus
>>4193403Actually that's not the real reason at all, but whatever.
>>4193380i would be ok with this
>>4193402Because that would be a dirty lie.
>>4193401WE DESERVE IT
not pony but hilarioushttp://gawker.com/5938530/hoodie+wearing-queen-elizabeth-spotted-rollin-in-her-range-rover
>>4193422Wrong>>4193425Told
>>4193362let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>MLPG pretending to not be gay
>>4193425Which version of that picture are you most happy with Tex?
>>4193393>tfw your son also turns out to be a horsefucker and is worse than you
>>4193362Tried it, didn't like it. Might go back one day, but it'll be a while. Or a spectacular person'd have to show up.
>>4193443Why do so many geeks think a perfect maiden will fall in their lap from the sky
>>4193440The one I posted.
>>4193441my worst nightmare
>>4193449Wishful thinking
>>4193449I don't expect it to happen, it's what it'd take to get me warmed up to the idea again.
>>4193449Because that's how it happens in my animes.
uh someone wanted this rarity horse butt.
Don't worry Rarifags, someday a girl as fabulous as her will take an interest in you.Everyone else will die alone though
>>4193362Spent 4 years at college watching all the ones not worth my time going to bars, while the others already were in relationships. The remainder were crazy, morbidly obese, or unattractive even by my standards.Mostly crazy.
>>4193441>implying you will have a son
>>4193486oh my
>>4193489>Rarifags confirmed for delusional
>>4193362i tried 3 timesall of them rejected meeventually i just gave up
>>4193486Why is she wearing a crazy spandex suit
I hope they make an actual good pegasi character in S3.
>>4193441>Farts? We raised you to be better than this, son.>Here, take this mindbreak fic.
>>4193465You have request?
>>4193434Do I have to be british to think this is funny?
>>4193507>3 times
>>4193486I like it.
>>4193362I've got things to do. Can't waste my time with women.
>>4193486unf>>4193524They have a strange sense of humor.
>>4193511Ejercicio!
>>4193507>giving upFUCK YOU YOU DIRTY FUCKING CASUAL.ARE YOU CASUAL?FUCK NO.FIX YOURSELF UP, IMPROVE YOUR PERSONALITY AND KEEP TRYING YOU DIRTY CASUAL SCUM
>>4193392That feel.It's easy to change your appearance, level of physical fitness, and develop new talents, but inside you'll always be an ugly motherfucker.I just pretend not to care, I'm really good at bottling up my emotions.
I guess everyone stopped posting to curl up in a fetal position and cry out of loneliness
>>4193543I'M NOT SO GRUMP
>>4193554But I like being alone.
>>4193554No I'm, still posting normally.
i will never give upnot until i am able to marry a sentient marshmallow mare
What should I draw?
>>4193554I'm alone, not lonely.
>>4193553Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this how the typical sociopath thinks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=79EzVBOIfqE
Real women suck anywayPonies4lyfe
>>4193526well when you are a teenager and you get rejected 3 times in a row by girls that you really like and as the time goes on you lose motivation to look for more
>>4193601Rarity like this one here.>>4193486Or draw worst pony sleeping on the couch.
>>4193451TexWould you draw that humazid pic please I asked you yesterday?
>>4193362I don't think I've ever been in love. I'm pretty much like this guy >>4193392but I'm just not interested. Also, I don't see anyone outside college, where we're like 30.
>>4193486can you do a sweaty fluttershy butt?
>>4193605No, it's just normal self-hatred.
>>4193605Pretty much.Or someone who has completely lost all social awareness.
>>4193601Rarity squeezing AJ's butt.
>>4193362I can't get into situations which would fuck me up emotionally even more. Art is taking most of my effort, time and mental health. It would sounds like masochims to care for a girl as well... So... nah.
>That feel when you can still cum to vanilla porn
>>41935533edgy5me
>>4193362Social situations scare me.
>>4193618
>>4193618Don't you talk shit about my weightlifting waifu again, you hear?
>>4193655>tfw you can't watch or get aroused by vanilla porn, but enjoy greatly all kind of fucked-up fetishes as long as they're drawn
>>4193655My nigga
>>4193601Draw Lyra dressed as the last video game character you played as.
>>4193687I can do all that AND enjoy vanilla pornI swear I'm the best masturbator in all of MLPG
>>4193601lyra as scout
>>4193601Octavia impregnation
>>4193659How am I being edgy?
>>4193551nah, i'm ok,i became a loner and i don't feel like changing just to make others like me
>>4193362I don't know. I'm still trying to accept that I'm probably going to be single for the rest of my life.
I remember riding on ponies a few times as a child at parks and such. They're big.
>>4193707This.
>>4193719I've ridden a horse and an elephant beforeThe elephant was scary as fuck
Oh god what if Angel finds the Acid blog?What if she doesn't like it?What if she wants it deleted?Where will I get my dose?
>>4193740I don't think she'd give a shit.She seems pretty chill.
>>4193740She'd probably like it
>tfw fapping while drawing
>>4193740...link?
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIILLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>we will never have a Dragons Lair type episode
>>4193718don't worry anon, we can be single together
>>4193778WHO DARES SUMMON ME?
>>4193601Oh aren't you a joker.
>>4193740It's a pretty nice gesture. Although they should maybe tell her about it.>>4193775That must be it: http://fyeahdjacid.tumblr.com/
>>4193788APPARENTLY NOT
what's wrong with masturbating to animated girls for the rest of our lives?
>>4193629doin wot?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/friendship-is-magic-comic-pre-orders.html
>>4193815showing it off to rarity of course
>>4193819
>>4193778
>>4193810nothing
>>4193819That's not a vector, not at all
>>4193819>vector>573x469 screenshot with lousy transparency>flaky leftovers everywhere
>>4193810just think, eventually virtual reality/artificial intelligence/robotics may become so advanced that we can have virtual waifus or robot waifus of any body type and personality we choosewe can reprogram them at will and live happily ever after
>>4193830or maybe have them be workout partners. I mean if they go to the spa together, why don't they workout together.
Why do so many people on MLPG have this twisted notion that in a relationship all the responsibility of it all actually working out is on their shoulders.Not only is that incredibly patronizing, but also a sign of really low self-esteem.Don't know if it has something to do with having an affection for a cartoon characters and one-sidedness of it all distorting their impressions of real life relationships.
>>4193788I'm going to try and pretend I'm not single.
>doing quest in gw2 where i have to kill the wild donkeys who keep stealing the farmers corn>there are baby donkeys there toowow, what an awful quest why would they even design this.
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>>4193847
>>4193854Moral ambiguity!
>>4193849i like this
>>4193854I dunno, I been killing anything I see to fill up the "Kill variety" and "Kill count" for the daily achievement.
>>4193819I just don't get why is Twilight's head so terribly drawn on the cover art
Who do I talk to about joining the horsefucker guild?
>>4193851The fact that a job takes two people is not an excuse to only do half the job.
>run across 5 acres>legs and lungs hurt like fuck>the mucus will not stop flowingthis is what I get never having run much in my life
>>4193819>what a load of horseshit, why would anyone pay money for this?>only $3thats actually not bad, i might consider, if the story turns out to be good.
>>4193872I just walk around killing things and I still get the variety achievement like nothing
>>4193810If you're satisfied with it, nothing I guess.I've already moved on to hookers but somethimes I do get an itching in my curflexer to beat it to some 2D.And no I don't have gonorrhea
:3
>>4193888Just pirate it like a normal person.
>>4193851>Why do so many people on MLPG have this twisted notion that in a relationship all the responsibility of it all actually working out is on their shoulders.where are you getting that?i don't think anyone here has implied that
>>4193819>comic comes out on my birthdayBest birthday
>>4193886if you lift 2-3 times a week and do cardio on the off days it will become a lot easier
>>4193902I'd wait for scans but I will support like a normal person
>>4193847>reprogramming your waifu at will>not volunteering to be among the first wave of implanted cyborgs and being reprogrammed yourself to live a happy subservient life as the life companion of a successful and attractive woman who'd rather not bother with the mess of a real relationship
>>4193890Well its still faster. One shooting rats and other animal is just super easy.
>>4193819I'm expecting a cbz within the hour of its release.
>>4193888>>4193902I'm going to buy the special box set and then get hella bronybux down the line.
>>4193886Acres are not a measure of distance, that tells us nothing about how far you actually ran.
>>4193902I will be getting the physical copies.
>>4193912>lift 3 times a week>don't do any cardioThis ain't gonna end well but I can't bring myself to it
>>4193912lift how? Biceps? I have logs I could try it with
>>4193851That sounds like some heavy projecting to me. >Not only is that incredibly patronizingwhat?>also a sign of really low self-esteem.ok doc>yadda affection for horses delusions REAL LIFE YAP YAP
>>4193902Normally I would but I might want a physical copy of this if it's good.
>>4193886At least you got your fat ass off from the seat and exercised unlike 90% of the slobs here.Don't quit now faggot.
>>4193926across a square acre
The cover seriously looks like shit. What were they thinking?
>>4193883Yes it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPwzTYMqWSQ
>>4193819Question.Who is this comic aimed at? Bronies, or children watching the show?
>>4193940Actually most of the people here either lift or are really, really fuckin' skinny
>>4193953bronies
>>4193953MLP fans.
>>4193932Hooo boy.First thing I'd advise you to do is go read the /fit/ sticky and start up on something basic like Starting Strength.It involves a lot more than just curling.
>>4193953Anybody who likes the show.
>>4193953A little of both. It's not patronizing shit for 3 year olds but it's an actual quality product. Just like the actual show.
Just 25 days and 18 hours until season 3WHY ARE YOU NOT EXCITED?
>>4193954The only fat people I can think of are Nathan and SB and they're not really fat.
>>4193953Do you really have to ask
>>4193968that sucks, adventure time comics are way better and give more depth to the show
>>4193932do you have weights (mainly dumbbells and a barbell)?If so, focus on pectoral flies, sqauts, bicep curls, situps, and bench pressing in your workout. All you really need are free weights, I personally like to work out in my own house in a room I have dedicated to it.
>>4193971say what
>>4193819>>4193953This shit looks fucking gay
>>4193847I'd set one up to just be me and my husbando on a beach that stretches away in both directionsand then the carbon monoxide would be pumped in slowly outside
>>4193970There's a show?
>>4193971BECAUSE you're full of shit
>>4193966you mean find a gym or get stuff. If you have to go out of your way for things to get fit then it isn't natural
>>4193971Not really to be honest.I'll probably just watch the Rarity episodes and skip everything else.
>>4193972Apparently nathan is 6'7
>>4193954This seems to be most accurate.
>>4193980>says the anon in a my little pony thread
>>4193953Guess?
I really need the practice. Could somebody request something?
>>4193966As someone with no weights of any variety, but a small pile of bricks, how would you propose I convert those bricks into weights? The bricks must remain intact, as they were for another project that has yet to be completed.
>>4193978I have 70lb logs and that's it, I live out in the country
>>4193978Deadlifts, overhead press, and some other shoulder exercise is generally also pretty important.Just for fuck's sake make sure you're doing your deads correctly.
>>4194004Rarity squeezing Applejack's butt.
>>41939922/101 because i replied1 because i was very tempted to type >typical rarifag
>>4193971Because it's going to be longer than that
>>4193861>filename>AV is common term used in horse semen collectionmy brain is ruined
>>4194004Draw Sweetie horse and Fashion horse
>>4193978>No deadlifts, cleans, OHP, or rows>Curls>Situps
>>4194004Applejacks butt squeezing rarity
>>4193990No shit, but it beats doing nothing, and it's also faster than getting ripped doing manual labor.
>>4193988THERE ISComic doesn't look exactly the same but I don't think it'll go full fan-pander
>>4193992>average Rarifag
>>4194006Buy a backpackPut some bricks in that backpackLift that backpack
>>4194004.Glorious Twilight Sparkle hips. Humanized, of course.
>>4194010These too. Also, can't emphasize this enough:>Just for fuck's sake make sure you're doing your deads correctly.
>>4194020Ye... it's also me being lazy and not writing whole "avatar".
>>4194025this
>>4194004do humanized ponies.
>>4194004Sweetie butt.
>>4194031>Not SS+GOMAD.jpg
Being an internet artist is stupid.
>>4194008Do you have a job?Is there a gym or a place where you can buy weights nearby?
>>4194006if your bricks have holes, tie rope or strong string through to a thick stick. then using your wrists only, wind the brick up the stick and back down. you will get fucking popeye arms
>>4194041Snap City's a bad town.
Welcome to My Little Pony General, how tough are ya?
>>4193990I wouldn't start criticizing anything for being "unnatural" when you're sitting hours in front of a glowing magic box, most likely in a position that twists your back "unnaturally".Gyms are simply the most time cost effective way to exercise your muscular system. Running is the other. If you're not ready to commit to being fit then that's fine, but don't go spouting bullshit about lifting being "unnatural".
>>4194033...Christ I'm stupid. I've even got like, two or three old backpacks that are still serviceable.On a side note, I hear gallon jugs make decent weights in a pinch, if you fill them with sand or something.
Here's a handy dandy video on proper deadlift formhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ySblouCKs
>>4194066i'm so tough i embrace reality and know i am on /mlp/ and not on /co/
$20 + $7 shipping for a complete MLP comic box-set preorder.Should I do it when I get enough money to afford it on Friday?
>>4194052I was thinking salty spitoon when I named it, but that's hilarious
>>4194055no, no, and no. Also I live in a trailer so my floor is hollow, I'd have to put it outside
>>4194066I masterbate to Ross art
>>4194066I'm TOUGHCHECK THIS SHIT OUT MOTHER FUCKER
>>4194066My oldest mlp picture is G1 porn. Yes really.
>>4194073If you have about $50, buy a barbell and some weights, considerably better than the backpack with the bricks.
>>4194066I talked to a girl today and didn't spaz out like a retard.
>>4194066I had a bowl of cereal of breakfast this morning. Without any marshmallows.
>>4193800She did mention not liking people drawing her characters without consulting her first.
>>4194004The mane6 riding a Orca
>>4194082Yes
>>4194024You can throw the bar up and catch it really quickly after DLing and from there just work in the OHP to the squats, though.
>>4194072>Running>Exercise your muscular system>Running at allEnjoy your fucked up knees
>>4194066I'm so tough I commissioned 27 pictures of my OC making out with Dash from 27 different artist.
>>419409150 dollars worth of a barbell and weights isn't going to do much more than a backpack with bricks
>>4194066I made my very own pancakes and I punched an old lady while going to get groceries to do so.
>>4194098Pinkie is such a badass.
>>4194098
>>4194106>being fat and lazyenjoy your fucked up knees
>>4194026all I do is manual labor but I'm still 20 pounds over, so I'm trying to run. My lungs fucking suck so bad though>>4194072you're absolutely right, I'm sorry. What do you mean by cardio, if not running?
>>4194107You haven't comissioned me that's for sure.
>>4194073Water is really useful for low-level weights, I'd imagine, because 1 litre weighs 1 kilogram, so each jug can weigh 4.5kg if you fill it with water.
>>4194119>If he doesn't run, he's gotta be fat and lazyThere's more than one way to exercise your heart, broham.
>>4194119No, seriously, you should spend more time doing squats than you should running.
>>4194056oh, you gotta hold your arms straight out for maximum effect
>>4194104Crossfit pls go
>>4194130Swimming > running
>>41941231liter weights 1kg in temperature of 4 degrees celsius. Yes but I think it's about distilled water...
>>4194091I wouldn't be asking how to turn bricks into effective stand-in weights if I had the money to buy actual equipment. There's even a sporting goods store fairly nearby that I could buy them at. If I had the money.But I figure, even if I'm out of work, that's no excuse to be fat. If I can't have a job, I might as well work on keeping my weight in a healthy range. And maybe be less paranoid about working on that in front of other people.
>MLPG reminding me once again how lazy I am I just wanted to pone;_;
>>4194140>Crossfit does thisOh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, should I be?
>>4194146Most definitely.
>>4194066I drew something and I'm happy with the resultsTop that.
>>4194102I think I will individually bag and board them as well. Then I can go to a con in 2013 and sell them.
I want to kiss queen Chrysalis.
>>4194153Do you know what a deadlift is? You should not be throwing that weight at all.In fact, you should never throw the bar ever.
>>4194148
>>4194152>tfw outclassed in a thread for my little pony on the internetW-we can pone together if you want.
>>4194152you'll feel so much better if you exercise frequently, though. it's getting started that's the hard part, once you get a system going you aren't going to want to stop
>>4194130>>4194132I still have to be able to pull off a six minute mile though
/fit/ stop being so gay
>>4194167This reminds me. been a way for a while. was there any good human x chrysalis stuff?
>>4194186Well then alternate swimming and running every two weeks.Your knees will thank you.
>>4194170>In fact, you should never throw the bar ever.I know, but I never feel like putting the bar down and picking it back up again so I just throw it and switch my wrist direction. I should really stop.
>>4194167Kortz go away
>tfw when i'm probably the only person in MLPG who has a 6 pack
>>4194181I've been doing 10 push ups a day because of you fucks, but I just don't have the drive to exercise regularly.
>>4194190But we haven't even posted ourselves in the /fit/ nohomo pose yet.
>>4194186If you lift and do cardio, a six minute mile will be no problem for you.
>>4194199I just have to find a body of water now
>>4194210...you don't actually think this, do you?
>>4194210I-I'M JUST BULKINGsix packs are overrated
>>4194210Shut up Applejack you're a pony.A boring pony.
I'm broad, I'm broadI'm broader than BroadwayYes I'm broad, I'm broadI'm broader than Broadway
>>4194210Years of Karate have modeled my body quite nicely.
>>4194210Gee, I sure hope they aren't skinny abs
>>4194210>everyone is /fit/ right now>hurrr I'm the only /fit/ person here
>>4194190
>>4194231odd way to say best, guy
>>4194233I'd smack the broad side of that flank
Hey fellow /fit/izens, post your dinner
>>4194250Disgusting
>>4194229>>4194231>>4194241>>4194240you are all just jealous of my 6 pack
>>4194106Some of us have to run to get away from and catch sandpeople. Running is okay if you're not retarded about it and you're lucky.
>>4194245I said boring.BORING.BOOOOOOOOORING.
>>4194250absolutely disgusting
>>4194250>having set mealsthat is not how to diet
>>4194250The fuck is thatDid you make it yourself?
>>4192917wwwwwwwww
>>4194251y-you too
>>4194250>That gay fork.
>>4194250cottage cheese, steak, whole milk, soybeans, and caesar salad
>tfw no gf.Now we're 100% /fit/
You know, I would swim if grandma didn't sell that house in Miami and buy fucking land in Texas
>>4194257AJ is such a hunk.
>>4194250Ok
>>4194259You're doing it wrong again. Best, guy.
>>4194257There's something wrong with your body, AJ.
>>4194250I don't have set meals; I eat when I am hungry or weak from lack of hunger.
>>4194250Falukorv and potatoes. Fuck complicated dishes.
>>4194257
>focusing on SO SEXY ABS>no core liftsEnjoy being weak as fuck.
>>4194280m-maybe if i do enuf squats girls will find me attractive
>>4194283>Five GuysYou best be bulking, nigga
>>4194250What can you tell me about chicken in terms of /fit/ out of all other meat?
>>4194274why eat cottage cheese if you're drinking milk anyway? I guess it's good on the salad
>>4194306Or maybe he just doesn't particularly care about fitness.
>>4194282Appurujacku really is.
>>4194301What are your favorite core lifts?
>>4194250Rarebit with pickle relish on molasses soda bread, and a glass of scotch.
>>4194315>why eat cottage cheese if you're drinking milk anyway?it tastes delicious and it's like free protein + calories
>>4194304>implying girls won't gravitate to your ENERGY LEGS
>>4194274>>4194315on that, is bleu cheese unhealthy? Because I'd much rather that on salad and steak
Mai lilo pony~Mai lilo pony~
>>4194313Nearly unrivaled protein to calorie contentShould be a staple of any proper diet
>>4194340Goat meat has more protein and less cholesterol than chicken.
>>4194335Biggu Benchaa
>>4194328God dammit art-anon, stop eating so horribly
After well over a year of putting it off I've finally got a tumblr accountLink your shit or something interesting and I'll follow you.
>>4194299someone should ask Michelle Creber to sign a print of that pic
>>4193849Kind of lost the emphasis on the butt.
>>4194350...Christ, am I that transparent?
>>4194325One arm rows/ regular rows are quick to jump in to, so I like to do those. Cleans are too, but I don't do the jerk part.
>>4194250Water.
>>4194340Good to know. Appreciated.beside it's tastes great
>>4194360tess pls stop drawing butts
>You will never draw like this.
>>4194360Fluttershy should be pudgy from lack of flying anyway
>>4194367I have to second that... but it would be similar to say. MLPG please stop being obssesed with butts.Draw whatever you feel for bro
Would you?
>>4194373Maybe not YET. With time, I will, and with more time, I'll surpass it.
>>4194346Also gross as fuck and hard to find here.Gotta eat dat kangaroo meat for maximum gains
>>4194363>tfw can't do jerks due to shit wrists.
>>4194360Christ Fluttershy, you've been walking for less than a minute.
>>4194360I can almost see Dash flying around them, yelling things that are just shy of obscenities and being forced to drag Fluttershy back home after she collapses halfway through the 10-mile circuit.
>>4194373Thank god
>>4194367what the hell is wrong with you?fuck offdon't listen to that anon, Tess
>>4194360Go away Ross.
>>4194378>MLPG please stop being obssesed with butts.Disregarding the obsession for porn, these "butts" thing started this hiatus and I'm a little tired of it if you ask me.
>>4194373Wow he drew something creative and interesting for once.
I just don't want to spend fucking money
>>4194250
>>4194399Someone probably had to pay him.
>>4194351Please respondI don't want to be ALONE.
>>4194390Nigga...
>>4194351>>4194413Post your fucking tumblr
>>4194409...Are those some sort of fig? Shaped too oddly for grapes.
>>4194397I just love ass too much to not talk about it at every opportunityI'm sorry
>>4194360>spandex shorts>big butts...more? I think you should draw more. And wider.
>>4194422Dates, I think.
It's new to me.
>>4194422Pretty sure they're Dates.
>>4194422Dates
>>4194397I feel the same. I'm tried with both butts and hiatus. Also I don't want to draw butts or... related things so it makes me just a little bit uncomfortable when I loose idea of where humour ends and fetish starts...>>4194413http://cheshiresdesires.tumblr.com/Shameless self promotion. Just this one time
>>4194373>box of the most useful item in the universeha haa
COME ON AND LETLETLETLETLETLET GO
>>4194429Well fuck...
>>4194422Those are dates. Very yummy yummy, very sugary but harsh on the palate.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_dactylifera#Food_uses
>>4194430or prunes.
>>4194418If I wanted to be a good artist I would at least want to set my sights a bit higher than JJ.
>>4194379WOULD I>dem hooves>dat heightyes
>>4194427>>4194430>>4194431Hope they don't go bad.
>>4194445Aren't prunes just dried plums? They don't look like that.
>>4194456That would have made a good mouse pad
>still no S3didn't we already knew the date for S2 around this time one year ago?
>>4194457guess they'd be wrinklier. I'm just not really thinkin' well.
>>4194456
>>4194379Sit with her and let her lecture me on the complexities of unicorn magic? Hell yes.Then slowly moving on to more personal applications for it as the night goes on
>>4194463>tumblr
>>4194463ANY SECOND NOW
>>4194351>>4194413All right, you win anon psescape.tumblr.com
>>4194411>>4194399
>>4194463Looks like it was right around this time last year when the air date rumors started.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/rumor-season-two-potentially-next-month.html
WHEN IS NEW RAISIN EPISODE
>>4194482Armstrong payed the ultimate price for that shit to get made.
>>4194367>>4194378There's no stopping now.I've gone too far to turn back now.I still draw other stuff. I just happen to really like ass is all, but I totally see it being annoying to anyone else. Sorry.>>4194396>ross>meDeafdefiler...
which pony do you love the most?
>>4194510Best pony
>>4194510I love the one that has green parts.
>>4194509I know it's you, Tess, but fat Fluttershy having trouble exercising is one of Ross's trademarks.
>>4194509>I still draw other stuff. I just happen to really like ass is all, but I totally see it being annoying to anyone else. Sorry.No, wait, I'm tired of butts but I'm not telling you to stop drawing what you want to draw.
I wish I could find something to support my weight, pine tree branches are no good. I have to build something I guess
>>4194485S3 is so close, i can smell it
>>4194510>ponies
>>4194526Or wait, fuck, is it Art-anon?
>>4194503pls raisin
>>4194533Best work of Ross right there.
>>4194509Blarb nothing to be sorry about. Main rule stands before everything else. Draw whatever the hell you only want. It's your canvas, your world and your stylus and I can be only grateful that it happens that you want to share it from time to time with us. Cheers.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/ponies-invading-media-pizza-hut-podcast.html#more> pizza hut> that video
>>4194482It looked as if JJ has finally done something creative on his own and it turns out someone else gave him the idea. I think this has happened before.
>>4194510
>>4194509There's probably still tons of anons, like me, who still loves butts.But draw whatever you want
>>4194257curious how i decide to draw the charger horse and now everyone is obsessed whit fitnessmight do more today just for kicks
>>4194510The best one, of course.Sugarcube.
>>4194510Trick question, there are three princesses
where can I find that plugin that's basically 4chan X for the archive?
>>4194548Well duh, don't our drawfags take ideas from us to draw?
>>4194548>seriously believing that JJ has done something even remotely original
>>4194509so...more butts, right? Glorious and perfectly proportioned and pleasantly plump pony posteriors?>>4194510NMM. Poor thing. All she wanted was attention.
>>4194553>Not smilingNorbelus pls
So...
>>4194555best princess
>>4194561Gamer Luna was his idea first
>>4194546We could have prevented this...Ponies are pop culture now.Attack of the Show will do a feature on it within the week.With an exclusive interview with Sethisto.
Why is there so little hoof worship?
>>4194233Why are pones so sexy when they flick their ears?
>>4194548he always only ever took requests even back when he was likedfucking flip-flops
>>4194554Are you prefixing your AJ images with Apple so you can track them in your folder?
>>4194583...You're just trying to get a rise out of people aren't you?
>>4194548almost every single pony pic in his gallery is a requesti swear, you people just look for stupid things to bash him
>>4194583No it wasn't
>>4194592Those times were the best times for him, some good shit came out from those requests.
>>4194584No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOokay, fine.
To the anon who wanted me to draw Sexy Diamond Tiara like 9 hours ago... sorry dude, I began to do it and at some point it became a self-portrait of myself and I forgot all about ponies.
>>4194585Because hooves are covered in shit, almost rock-hard, and basically giant fingernails.
>>4194559I tried linking it, but I think the page is dead.http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.js
>>4194595that's pretty much itthey can't find a good reason
>>4194584Didn't they already do a piece on bronycon?
>>4194612yeah it's dead.shit.
>>4194606this. anyone have that screenshot from faceless with some "favorite pony hoof worship" thing?
>>4194583No it wasn't, there was already a fair amount of art of it when he picked it up. Nevermind the fact that it was awfully unoriginal to begin with, and that he turned it into even less original over time.
>>4194613I can. He's not funny.
>>4194612Well, the guy who made the script is still with us. I recommend you asking tomorrow at morning, that's usually the time he's around.
>>4194622They did, but it was small as fuck.They haven't figured it out yet...But I am sure all the bronies that flooded their forums are going to help.
>>4194613the same could be said for a lot of the things we hate hereoverreaction to minor transgressions
>>4194640Did Isaac make that?
>>4194639A-And he raped and killed a girl in 1990
>>4194613Yes, JJ is a great artist and you butthurt anons are just jealous of him and his fame!
>>4194644Agreed, It's pretty retarded.
>>4194654>pi
>>4194652Now you're just trying to hard.
Will the upcoming pony comic have >rape
>>4194585because so little of us are artists ourselves. you have to draw what you want>>4194606daft you have no placeyou know there are pristine hooves
>>4194651Huh? I once asked the guy if he had a name here and he said no.
>>4194652And he never pays his t-taxes and is a felon!
>>4194655>I don't like JJ>Because lots of people don't like JJ
Well MLPG?
>>4194654i would bury my face in that blue belly and blow raspberries into it.
>>4194661oh god I fucking see it
>>4194677I don't give a fuck.
>>4194677>>>4194684
>>4194674And he puts adult heads on kid bodies.
>>4194677Separate it because acoustics would get mad.
>>4194680>not resting your head against it while she brags about her latest tricks
>>4194675Or some people just don't find his art appealing.
>>4194670>daft
>>4194675Haha I remember some guy asking how do we should feel about JJ in one of those discussions some months ago.
>>4194682>Twily taking it in the book hole.jpg
>>4194691That's MegaSweet, dumbass.
>>4194677I only care about the ones without dicks
>>4194529Oh no I'm gonna keep drawing butts.I'm just sayin' I could see it getting annoyin' to other people and if it steps on any toes, I never mean to.>>4194545There's still that line though. There's sharing stuff with others and then there's being an ass spamming the general with pony ass or just being annoying to others.I'm all for having fun with butts or whatever's the thing at the time, but there's still that line where it's just annoying you know?
>>4194661what
JJ is okay
>>4194536I don't recall ever drawing that.
>>4194697I don't find his art very appealing.I don't go around coming up with retarded reasons to bitch about him.That's what separates me from you retards.
>>4194655it's so funny you keep bringing up his fame when no one else does, like that actually is the issue with you
>>4194576A needle pulling thread.
>>4194699He was my friend.Therefore I agree with him.
>>4194715Just like Veggie
>>4194694well that comes after i stop blowing and she stops giggling.
>>4194713Black out arting is very dangerous.
>>4194694>not letting her snooze on top of you after a full day of practicing her moves has left her completely exhausted>not petting her back as it rises and falls in rhythm with her quiet breathing
>>4194714>MLPG is one person
>>4194715>like that actually is the issue with youobvious jelly is obvious
>>4194713K, probably Tess then.
>>4194728What happens in Vegas...
Why is Fluttershy so useless?
>>4194698What kind of reaction is that?
>Javkiller will never visit us again.>He will never get the chance to start to hat us.
>>4194728>Draw a lot of stuff>Post a lot on 4chan>Picture resurfaces after several monthsNothing is lost on the internet.
>>4194740All pegasus are.
>>4194730you posted the wrong picture anon, but dont worry i got your back
JJ is a sameface artist that refuses to try anything different and he perpetuates a shitty tumblr dedicated to a single sex joke.This is why I don't like him.
>>4194740She still contributed some wing power.
>>4194677oh okay
>>4194694>listening to her gurgling bellyhnnng>"you wanna grab something to eat?"
>>4194740DYEWTS?
>>4194740Twilight is objectively the most useless pony
>>4194754>Filename.Never gets old.
Tail extensions = breast implants
>>4194698you are quite daft
>>4194739Please draw submissive Dashpls
>>4194770GG?
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the fuck out of JJ's humans, but I can't stand his sense of humor.
>>4194769Oh thanks I almost forgot about this image
>>4194754>she's not The Wonderbolts but she'll do.png
>>4194783My nigga.
>>4194739Luna curling around Twilight as she sleeps, kind of forming a crescent moon shape.
>>4194783I only like his Fluttershy. All his humans look the same to me.
hey MLPG what do you think of my cutie mark?
>>4194783They can be nice
>>4194739Heh, when in Rome
YOU WAKE UP IN EQUESTRIAYOU ARE WORST PONYWHAT DO
>>4194798What I think of your cutie mark? I think it's a terrible skill in Photoshop.
>>4194798Please tell me that's a trap
>>4194798That is some gross fucking skin
>>4194806Time to be a huge cunt
>>4194806Start Applebucking
>>4194806Sudoku
>>4194803The face bugs me a little but...unf, god...
>>4194798Looks like shit. I want those panties though.
>>4194806Find best pone. Make out.
>>4194798>red toenails
>>4194806use my OP magic to annoy and inconvenience all my friends
>>4194806mitsubishi
>>4194806Start annoying everyone and eating sugar
>>4194806>Like them all>they all are best and worst at the same time>I am a changeling, zecora or chrysalisI'm fine with this.
>>4194806Get used to the fact being fast is my only defining personality trait.
>>4194806I think I'll start whining for everything and suck everyone's cock.Perhaps make some awful dresses.
>>4194769but fluttershy has the biggest rack, this is canon
>>4194806Continue being a huge slut and make more ugly dresses
>>4194830I don't think I like what you're implying, anon.
>>4194822Why is FiM so racist?
>>4194806Well, it could be worse.At least I'll have a friend.
>>4194752>not hearing her give you a timid "thank-you" when she finally wakes up>not seeing her cheeks flushed red with embarrassment from her cuddling you in contrast to her usual behavior
>>4194850>Zebra sense
>>4194806I'd go fast.
>>4194769>swimsuit.png>It's see-throughFluttershy you god damn tease
>>4194849Well she's terrible with fabric.
>>4194806Hang out with Silver Spoon I guess.
>>4194847which pony does this
>>4194806Be shy all day
>>4194783I hate human ponies but his pony ponies are soo good>duplicate file entry >>4186412fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAGICAL GUN THAT WILL SHOOT AND KILL THIS BOARD AND MAKE /co/ LOVE US
>>4194739teen Applebloom pls
>>4194869Worst pony
>>4194854Applejack is the American in the show, of course she has to be racist as fuck.
>>4194850Because it's an educational show. "Be wary of swarthy foreigners" is a very important lesson for young children.
http://highschoolismagic.smackjeeves.com/comics/1567821/chapter-one-twilight-sparkle/is this even legal?i think it is, it seems it made enough changes to pass as a pin up
>>4194877Hahahaha it isn't educative anymore though.
>>4194870>be Fluttershy>basically be dominated by Angel all day in the cottageI could live with this
>>4194877>There is going to be a stranger danger episode.
>>4194806Fly around and do what I do best, act like an uber doucher.
>>4194876Pinkie is racist in Bridal GossipBonbon was racist in Putting your Hoof Down
>>4194815
>>4194806Milk animals I guess
>>4194885>angel will never tell you to make dinner in an Isaac Hayes voice
>>4194829Fleetfoot is worst pony?
>>4194885
>>4194806find rope
>>4194902My favorite ross image
>>4194882THIS IS AMAZING
>>4194882What even is this?
>>4194882
Oh you guys
>>4194912What sort of birth defect is that?
>>4194912>>4194913
why does MLPG hate Speedycloud so muchwhen did this happen ;_;
>>4194912>>4194913haha
>>4194917>>4194913>>4194912My fucking sides
>>4194909get that fucking lesbian bullet catcher out of our pure christian thread, put her back to eating box
>>4194911>>4194913>>4194917
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917ahahahahahhah
>>4194875I still don't know who you're talking about
>>4194917Looks like some kind of handsome face
>>4194874After last night's shitstorm, I'm tempted to say we let the Teen Feels rest for a while.
>>4194930the best part is they happen to be zooming in
>>4194909but blackjack is even worse
>>4194873Aw, fuck man, I remember when this was new.
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917IT'S GETING CLOSER!
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917>they actually zoom in in order
>>4194917>>4194913>>4194912pfffhfhfhahahahaha
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917Never change MLPG
um someone asked for femrover but i didn't know what to do so here she is
>>4194925This pic shouldn't be as arousing as it is
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917>they actually zoom in nicely
>>4194937> the wisps are steaming shit fumes rising from the caked leavings of her bungholeIt sickens me some will get off on the idea
>>4194909But that isn't Strangle Snare.You should be finding bullets.
>>4194583>>4194583> gamer lunabrony pls goplsget out
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917OKAYTHIS IS NOW THE BEST MLPG THREAD EVER/MLP/ IS OVER, EVERYONE TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTERS AND GO OUTSIDE FOR THE REST OF THE HIATUS
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917>mfw
>>4194953>good grief Rover Brown
>>4194806Become a good guy. Morph into a good pone. Make friends.
>>4194922Because they were picked on as children.
>>4194947>>4194948This was my favorite part of the circumstance.
>>4194953Tess?
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917
>>4194925
>>4194941Why?Because a few people got their panties in a twist?
>>4194953Oh man fat paunchunfmore
>>4194971N-no my name is Barry.
>>4194966That's no pony
>>4194967please tell me you have a vector of that cap
>>4194961> closing creditshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaWnd3LJfs
You know what that face really reminded me of, though?"How I became yours."
>>4194953Big belly
>>4194966>This is going to be an episode.>Chrysalis saves the day disguised as a different pony, like Mare do well.
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917does it make me a bad person when this is one of my favorite things to happen ever?
>>4194991>pretends to be pony>fake pony>fake is the worseI agree with this.
>>4194922the more you the shit, the more they gonna hate you
This is the second time this happens to me hah.
>>4194988Prove it. What is the best kind of sandwich?
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917Why did this panel stand out the most?
>>4194917Now they all have the same number of replies
>>4195012God damn. Im gonna be happy for the rest of the night. Thanks MLPG
>>4195012What was the first?
>>4195015My guess is because it looks like she's looking at the roll, i.e. CHECK OUT MY GET
>>4195027No, it's how off the face looks
>>4194980A few? The General's behavior from both sides was disgraceful. We were acting like /b/ or /v/. If we'd been doing this in person, I imagine more than a few faces would have been punched.I dunno WHAT was up that night, but I've never seen that kind of behavior out of >feelsmiths in MLPG before last night.
>>4195015because manface
>>4195027nah its just the manface
>>4194917>>4195017Now they don't
>>4194941they've been resting for weeks
>>4194967Uhhh no, she's just incredibly unlikeable and I don't enjoy anything she says or does.
>>4195032>>4195044AlrightThen I know it's really not worth clicking through
what get speedycloud for birthday?
>>4195033This is the definition of taking things too seriously.Everyone take a good look.
>>4195033The >feeldojo was raided. That can be the only explanation.
>>4195033Why are you deeply tooled, some cry?
>>4195033But anon.We are /v/ or /b/.
>>4195012>tfw I was the first guyI lost my shit so hard
>>4195033>I dunno WHAT was up that night, but I've never seen that kind of behavior out of >feelsmiths in MLPG before last night.Are you one of those guys who was mad because we wrote sex?Because I still don't regret it.
>>4195056a book entitled: "How to stop being a cunt - for beginners".
>>4195056portable inflatable pillow for those afternoon tree naps
>>4195066I thought we were /co/ and /mu/
>>4195033Glad I missed that fiasco then...
>>4195070It sounds pathetic, but it only took until recently for me to simply ignore the things I don't likeNow I'm so well-practiced I barely register the things I don't like, and then miss out on some things I'd like if I just gave it a tryI guess we all just need some experience at this "dealing with bullshit" thing
it is a Dash kinda day
>>4195077>>4195066We were /fit/ and /ck/ today.
>>4195077OccasionallySometime we are also /mlp/
>>4195025Looks like I didn't save the screenshot but it was the face of a human Dash, three 5000x5000 pics, really funny.
>>4194992Closest I could find
>>4194983>>4194999Oh sorry no that's not supposed to be there.>>4195014Uh. Um.Turkey.
>>4195080I'd be okay with this. I'd rather see this than Paula Deen.
>>4195092I approve. SAved.
>>4195045I hate you so fucking much, I wish I could hate you to death.
>>4194912>>4194913>>4194917in all seriousnesswhat are the odds of that happening?i didn't even link to that page of the comic
>>4195093nope it's the cold cut combo
>>4195093>TurkeyDamnit Tess, you fuck up.That's not Pastrami
>>4195086still don't see what the big deal isI thought it was cute
>>4195108About 50/50It either happens, or it doesn't.
>>4195091pfffthahaha I remember that, it was that pic with Soarin.
>>4195108>what are the odds of that happening?On 4chan? pretty damn high.Still fucking funny every time.
>>4194992No sadly>>4195056Tickets to a Wonderbolts show.
>>4195070I'm not on either side - I'm saying you were both acting like idiots.
>>4195108I was about to do it as well but decided I couldn't be arsed. That panel stands out as the shittiest I guess.
>>4195118I'm not that guy, I'm a different posterI'm just saying ignoring shit you don't like can backfireIt just takes time and that first step - INGORE EVERYTHING
>>4195093Quickly Tess! Without thinking.Coffee, Soda or Tea?
>>4195101God, I hate that fucking bitch.If I hear "Y'all" one more goddamn time...
>>4195114>>4195116D'oh!
>>4195087Dash is a very adventurous pone.
>>4195066Do you enjoy trying to stir up shit? Do regulars really fire up MLPG and say to themselves "yeah, I'm gonna shitpost today."
>>4195070Sometimes you don't have to put sex in everything.
>>4195048i find that hard to believe anon. if you would take off your hate glasses i think you would find she is actually a nice pony.
>>4195118It's what happens in Aspirant's "quests" on a General-wide scale. Except where we usually burn out after about half an hour and a few hundred posts, this had enough people to run that last half of the thread into absurdity....And people still blamed me for it even though I had already left.
>>4195140Tess, to repent of your sin, you must now draw sandwhiches. Nonsexually. Unless you are into that sort of thing.
>>4195138> you are now aware Mrs. Cake occasionally slips into an odd twang> brings Pinkie close and lets slip "Sometimes another stick o' butter just FINDS ITS WAY IN THAR"> it's supposed to be a spring salad
>>4195048but what about babby Dash?
>>4195070I think he's saying that you shouldn't have been so aggressive about it.A couple people from both sides were pretty shitty, though. An obvious minority, but everyone knows the most annoying are the most noticeable.
>>4195163Requesting sandwich pony.Triplets, two are bread, the other one is the filling
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1325996?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4195163Would you sexually a sandwich if your favorite pony was into it?What if it was Tunafish
>>4195056the original picture so more people can color it if they wantoh uh her? I would give her oral
>>4195159We have a uniquely schizophrenic method of blaming the victims for what happens as a result of what we do to them.
>>4195165...I just realized I had Food network on.
>>4195177...Fraternal triplets?
>>4195093>it's nopt supposed to be therebut I kinda like itcan you draw more slightly fat diamond dog
>>4195167>le filly face.png
>>4195177
>>4195196
>>4195192I do enjoy that picture still.But where IS she going to put that...
>>4195190Yep. Not identical, naturally. Thought they usually style themselves similarly
>>4195138>hatin on "y'all"Paula is annoying as shit but fuck you
>>4195153We've been writing these >feels all summer, and there hasn't been a single lick of sex in any of them. Count your blessings.
>>4195203Her stretchy blue butt-hole duh.
Isn't My Little Pony a cartoon for upstanding gentlemen with refined taste in animation?
>>4195215quite
>>4195189Turn it off, before it chokes all coherent thought.Of all the ponies to do cosplay (think "slutty Halloween" costumes), which would be the likeliest?
There's something about Rainbow Dash that gives me a boner. She's somehow cuter than the other ponies.
...
>>4195215no
Woops, dropped my butts
>>4195223Rarity
>>4195138Soda, but they are all fantastic in their own way.>>4195163I am into that sort of thing.>>4195195Okay.
>>4195210>We've been writing >feels all summer.I am quite aware.>>4195206She ruined it.
>>4195226>wrong filename
>>4195167She ruined CMCh all on her own, but that's the writer's fault not hers.
>>4195226Sexy pone.
>the hyperindex in charge of not dying
>>4195232Whistle all you want, you fucking whore.
>>4195205Oh, okay. I was 'worried' they'd all be male. MLPG does that a lot.
>>4195231That's not a pegasus! It's a chicken! A chicken, I tell you!
HEY KLONDIKE!ARE YOU HERE?
>>4195237> bikini> blush> ... cameltoe?Goddamn itI did a spit-take10/10
>>4195244Download more ram, works fine for me.
>>4195237look out JJ here comes Tess
>>4195224it's her boyish looks.
>>4195172The way the writers were behaving reminded me of the FPG.
>>4195232those sunbuns
>>4195147Hey, I don't just decide these things when I wake up each morning. Its too important to no plan.
>>4195237Glorious.Obligatory yeast infection/special mayo!
So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?I know I have
So what happened last night?
>>4195261Don't draw that comparison.Just don't fucking do it.
I think I'm pretty alright about getting autismal when people are liking things I don't like. But I still get mad when someone complains at me because they don't like what I like, I'm not at that power level yet.
>>4195232>NMM's should not want face is great.
>co-worker checks his email while talking to me>there's a new email titled "[Inkbunny] Password Recovery">mfw
>>4195261What are you talking about?
>>4195172I maintain that it wasn't the right time to go into anything intimate.We've only written one date, we JUST scratched the surface of her hobbies and the things she likes to do, and there's a lot more development we could do before we get to that step in the relationship.
>>4195283which pony shall I masturbate to today?
>>4195232Saved. Also you shoudl do nmm.LOTS of Nightmare Moon.
>>4195308Masturbate to your worst pony. You may find your opinion of them... rising.
>>4195308Dash
>>4195293HahahaNow you have to discover his account and find out what kind of things he draws.
>>4195308Mr. Cake
>>4195305We won that bitch a teddy bear.This was the next logical step.
W>>4195237That is one kawaii sandwich
http://highschoolismagic.smackjeeves.com/comics/1567821/chapter-one-twilight-sparkle/well thanks to that little incident no one commented on this
>>4195305We've been working on the farm with her for over a YEAR.
>>4195293My worst fear.Goddamn Inkbunny and it's ridiculous security
>>4195308Rainbow Dash
>>4194670>i dont understand how pony anatomy and perspective work>so i will just make up some bullshit and call it my style
>>4195290I just did, because it's the only one that fits.
>>4195321> worst pony> fueling hatebonersI can get behind this idea.
>>4195242how would you have had them get their cutie marks then?
>>4195237>more chubby diamond dogyay
>>4195308Diamond Tiara
>>4195346Fuck you.
>>4195331it sucksI thought the incident got that point across pretty well.
>>4195308Best pony
>>4195248>I was 'worried' they'd all be male. Oh Deafy, what are we going to do with you?
>>4195242>She ruined CMChWhat? HOW?
>>4195335>>4195323Later he asked me to take some shit to the boss and I told him, "Fur you? Anything." With a huge emphasis on "Fur." He looked a bit pale afterwards.
>>4195340The ponies in MLP have no idea how pony anatomy works.
>>4195377He's gonna murder you and hide the body nowTrust me
>>4195286pls respondSomething about >feels?
>>4195364That's not Luna.
>>4195242How?
>>4195369I want to pinch his cheeks
>>4195377Hahahaha! Keep dropping those hints. You will drive him nuts.
>>4195293>no songdammit
I'm not so sure about this game.
U-unf.
>>4195248I like how you put worried in quotation marksStill in the closet, huh?
>>4195390Yes it is.She just turned herself into Sun Pony for a night of role play.Guess what she turned you into?
>>4195402U-ugh
>>4195332And knowing a girl for a year means you get to fuck her?This is about a relationship, not just getting our dick wet. If our primary goal was sex, we'd have written that coming out of the gate.
>>4195389a couple of Anons wrote a >greentext that involved getting intimate with Appleblooma bunch of people got mad because they thought we were going too fast
>>4195377You sly bastardReminds me of that time my dad casually asked me if I watched ponies after I left an old hard drive full of softcore drawing at my parents'.
>>4195355Does this count?
>>4195402Would be about 50 times hotter if she were chubby
>>4195329>kawaii sandwichWhatever happened to shoe brony anyway?
>>4195377What if he looked a bit pale because he thought you were hitting on him just then?
>>4195372>obvious act of a mary sueCome on man, are you fucking serious?
>>4195398seems legit
>>4195389Teen Applebloom feels got derailed by horny teenagers, the General told them it was too soon, and they threw a temper-tantrum, sending the whole thread into a nosedive.
I pony therefore I am.
>>4195421>>4195402Imagine the same picture with a little pudge.
>>4195308Fapplejack
>>4195404A pretty mare with a puffy butthole?
>>4195340that looks pretty much correct to me, except the very bottom of the hoof.but why don't you redline it, Ross, and tell us what you think it should look like
>>4195357imagine how close those two dudes have to be sitting next to each other to be in that position. one guy has to be almost on top of the other. what an awkward position to be in to receive underage child horse blowjobs.
>Playing Thunder and Lightning Aren't so Frightening>To get the Y-pipe you have to fucking make a rainbow in the weather generator and take the coins from the pot of gold at the endHow in the fuck was I supposed to know that without looking it up? Goddamn bullshit.
>>4195426Are you like fucking high or something?
>>4195426im having a hard time believing you are being serious
>>4195423I would fuck RoseThe pony, not the artistI fucking hate chinks
>>4195424Well, he seems like a pretty normal guy minus the furry stuff, so maybe he'll respond to it~
>>4195417I like it. I'm not the same guy though.
>>4195417sure, I guesslooks a little different from the frotn veiw but i'll take it
>>4195377he is a pussy>>4195424this would be better
>>4195340> PONIES> KANGAROO LEGSPICK (I don't know, four?)
>>4195409>This is about a relationship, not just getting our dick wet. If it was about getting our dick wet, we would have fucked her that time when we slept together up in the hayloft.You talk like we suddenly see her as a piece of meat, rather than the girl that we love.
She just looks way better with the long hair.
>>4195423Didn't he get a C&D from Hasbro?
>>4195415>>4195436Welp. So no more teen >feels? Fuck.
>>4195444>looks pretty much correct to meyou're an idiot.
>>4195461He was saying the same thing that you are, just so you know.
>>4195436Aspirant quests 2: Electric KEEPYOURFUCKINGHORMONESINCHECK
Would you watch a pony totally beef it?Which?
What if Questanon discovered the fountain of youth and had to make a choice between living together with Luna forever or saving Bears life?An indomitable fountain Guardian prevents you from taking enough for both.
>>4195340>>4195444>>4195485are you doing that thing again? Arguing with yourself for attention?
>>4195480BBC got butthurt about the Dr. Whooves shoes, Hasbro C&D'd him.
>>4195479> CHEETAH SAME PROFIL-Wait a minuteSHe's straight onAnd has some sort of curvesHoly shit this might be goo-> SAME FUCKING HEAD> HUGE HUGE HUGE TITS, DISTENDED TITSWellAt least her mons looks almost right
>>4195494Iv watched my favorite pony beef it in several different episodes. so yes
>>4195494YesThe Squid
>>4195485>no explanationYeah, I figured you wouldn't have any
>>4195436>derailed by horny teenagersFalse.>the General told them it was too soonImplying hivemind.>they threw a temper-tantrumNo, we ignored you all and kept writing like nothing was happening.
S1 ended in may and S2 started in septemberS2 ended in april and it seems unlikely that we will get S3 in septemberwhy is S3 taking so much time if it's only 13 episodes?
>>4195340>>4195459so you mean to say proportion is off. the anatomy is fine
>>4195446I see you took my reccomendationAdventure game logic. Trying everything just might work.
>>4195482Personally, I'm going to say that everything after fixing the tractor didn't happen, and I'm going to continue on with it, and when the time is right, we'll try again and hope the next step is written a little more sensitively.
>>4195522They have to rework some of the episodes to put more pandering in and more toy advertisements.
>>4195452Of course you would anon, she is best pony afterall>>4195480I don't know if it was a true C&D but the shoe shop thingy did indeed get blown up. He posted for awhile after that though
>>4195398>Hit tab>Find all secret stuff
>>4195488And yet we're advocating opposite opinions. I think the >feel was just fine.
>>4195482Well I wouldn't go that far.Kinda glad I missed all that.
>>4195522Because of slashed budgets
>>4195446i played through you are what you eat again, shit was harder than i remember.
>>4195452>Rose is a chinkWell damn, now I have to start white knighting her, too.
>>4195409Not necessarily, but it's not uncommon.
>>4195436>>4195415Yeah, and then the bitching about sentenal's caps...Not chill. Not chill at all.
>>4195539Being an earthy, I assume she loves anal. Am I wrong?
>>4195364Should I get this on a mousepad?
>>4195494Shining armor.
>>4195562Sentenal was the only one throwing a bitchfit.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1326030?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeepls respond
>>4195459>Kangaroo legsThose aren't kangaroo legs at all.They're bending in the right spots.
>>4195402i almost got a boner but then i notice the jugular notch is placed too far below the clavicle, completely ruining the picture.
>>4195569Why does that even make sense
>mfw S03E01 cold open
>>4195578Yes.Post it when you get it.
>>4195533>THAT GREENTEXT ISN'T CANONRCH, I really like you usually, but jesus christ.Untwist your panties.
So I heard you like LunaAnd you are one of these faggots.
>>4195554Having you guys help with No Need to Hide on the stream was incredibly helpful.I would have never gotten all the clues. Hell, I didn't even see the pickaxe. I still need to find all the socks.
>>4195557nobody likes a whiteknight
>>4194381>>4193676you guys like this stuff right?>you guys are gay right?
>>4195457Well she was never supposed to have a belly to begin with so I don't know.
>>4195548And I'm saying if it has the General up in arms, that it's not the right time, and the level of aggression we saw from the writers and >greentextpolicetakingittooseriouslyanon didn't exactly ingratiate it, either.We can write a lot more than just one date, and yesterday turned from getting to know her better, into "hey, you like building stuff, okay time to fuck now."
>>4195596Wut?
i liked it better when people were calling my waifu a cunt, at least we were talking about pone then and not something stupid that happened last night.
>>4195599No because I've never seen a single starwars movie.
>>4195615your waifu is not a cunt
>>4195596Wrong, and no.Stop taking this so seriously.
>>4195606>Katia fanart>Pineapple out of nowhereUgh.
>>4195615Let's talk about ponies we all like
>>4195615My waifu is better than yours
>>4195557South korean to be specific, iirc
>>4195599I don't get it
>>4195637If you're waifu is Fluttershy she's not better than anyone.
>>4195592Aw fuck you man, why did you do that?
>>4195642How's her micro?
>>4195533>>4195596>still bitching about that Apple Bloom greentextGuys your brony is showing.
>>4195642Was that one picture actually Rose?The one with the scarf and you can't really see her all that much?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5NgLEP7vw0&feature=plcpflash is up
>>4195642>you will never beat rose in starcraft
>>4195608Well at least your trying to acomidate the happy accidentI suppose thats what matters
>>4195623Thank you anon.
>>4195610>if it has the General up in armsHow many people actually were up in arms?
>>4195663>saying brony just for the sake of it
>>4195653>liking the picture before that
>>4195665I don't think so. Just a picture somebody labeled "rose tripfag.jpg" and decided to post it a lot.
>>4195624You're one to talk.
>Celetia will never coo that you're a very good humansigh>>4195670hey thanks
>>4195670>Lyra's magic aura is bluedropped
>>4195620> I've never seen a star wars movie so I'm not a brony faggotsounds legit
>>4195670Wh-what
>>4195692I'm still confused.I was at work when this shit went down.
>>4195692I'm ignoring shit I don't like. Isn't that what you wanted me to do?You need to lighten up.
>>4195677>mocking what others like
>>4195682Why would anyone name an image other than what it is, though?
Oh not this shit again.Look, can we all agree to leave the >greentext isn't canon bullshit in this thread and start fresh on the next one?Last thing we need is for this to become self-sustaining bullshit.
>>4195725not youI just mistook him for you because you fuckers never wear your names
Actual picture of Rose in a real life situation.
>>4195731>liking things YOU like
>>4195672
>>4195670That was disappointing, I won't lie
>>4195744I'm all for it.
>>4195744it's going to start right up again the moment someone tries to write another teen >feel
>>4195731
>>4195676What I mean is you're making a big deal about something small, stupid and insignificant that only relates to the fandom, and can easily be forgotten about.In other words, you're acting like a stereotypical brony who cares more about the fandom and waifuing than the show itself.
>>4195742You got my hopes up and then you crushed them. Good show, anon.
>>4195663No goddamnit I won't masturbate to a Kingcheetah picWhy aren't these being deleted, anyhow?
>>4195750I love it.
anything interesting today?
>>4195682rose posted this picture of her room. as you can see she has a webcam pointed at her bed. this pretty much confirms 100% that she likes to masturbate on cam and has videos posted somewhere.
>>4195750No but seriously thanksthere's not a lot of guys around that would accomidate the "hey that doodle looks actually good for a design feaure, please draw more like it"I suppose the general is getting bored of my request antics, thoughso draw chubby femdog butt because your sort of supposed to be on a butts spree
>>4195745I don't have a name.
>>4195781WAITI think I see a reflection on that donkey's eyes.Zoom and enhance.
>>4195758>tfw built up massive tolerance to orphan Pinkie feelsyoutube.com/watch?v=2ixvsV-ahI0
>>4195769I don't think torsos work that way.
>>4195759Not if we have one so ridiculous it would literally be impossible to make it at all remotely sexy.Like...teen Snails or something.
>>4195731>MS likes to draw human child sex porn>kevinsano likes to draw foal rape porn with human man pretending its himi will mock them forever about it
>>4195697pig disgusting
>>4195747I'm in love
>>4195794I just don't know anymore man
>>4195781>windows xp>2 taskbar layers>a million notification iconsthis is disgusting
>>4195776DJ Acid shitstorm, anthro argument, we were /fit/, then /ck/, game grumps, Full Stop impersonator, mlp comic preorders, a strange comic that spawned a screenshot.
>>4195817>You will never take her out on a date to the finest Italian restaurant in Korea
>>4195747OP OP OP
>>4195758source on tumblr?
>>4195810Don't forget GG.
>>4195776see >>4194912>>4194913>>4194917
>>4195878>Autism speaks face.
>>4195810I will love them forever for that.
>>4195758Aw.This is my favorite kind of Pinkie.
>>4195670Did Twilight kill Pinkie because she knew?What did Celestia do to Pinkie at the end?
>trying to post feels and an appropriate image>duplicate file detectedShit, let's try...>duplicate file detectedMotherfucker. Alright I'm sure nobody's posted this one ye-->image limit reachedGod fucking dammit.
>>4195862whoooo does what exactly?
>>4195905Draws kobolds.
>>4195926>>4195926>>4195926>>4195926>>4195926>>4195926>>4195926
>Hey, let's play a game. It's called Cup and Blunt! You need one blunt to play.>Now here is a ball. Look for where it is when I shuffle the cups.>Congrats, you win the 300 bit prize!>But you don't get your blunt back.
>>4195839>caring about your computer
>>4195941>NOT caring about your computer>When you're on it for 12 hours a day
>>4195839It's probably just a very old picture.
>>4195810how can you mock that though?
>>4195810>I make myself look retardedShine on you crazy diamond
