Sleep edition
DORKS
>not linking last horse
>Not linking the old horse
>>4185556Link board always links last horse.
Why is your waifu so perfect, /co/?
>sleep rape
>no topic
>>4185556>>4185559Uh, that greentext isn't canon
>>4185559>.gif>not animated
My acc in epicmafia got banned week after I joined competetive, nofunallowed.png
>non-animated gif
Cheerilee thread.
>>4185561because that's kinda her schtick.
I just masturbated to RagingSemi's Fun Bus to Manehatten.
Old Horse: >>4182794
>>4185561Because she can kick you're waifus ass
>>4185561She is underage and has a very cute voice.
>>4185565Since when does the topic matter?>>4185570>>4185574Hard to tell that from a thumbnail on my hard drive. I apologize.
>>4185569NOT IN MY CANON >:(
>>4185006alright, take notes, sent.you see this? this right here?THIS is how you cap.
>OP mad that his thread is shit
>>4185561SHE'S NOT PERFECTI LOVE HER FOR HER IMPERFECTOIONS
How many hours of sleep per day is healthy for pone?
>>4185571>Competitive EM>FunThat was your first mistake
>>4185590Thanks, man! Looks good.Glad to have a person who actually knows what he's doing.
>>4185593i bet she slips back into Spanish when she's drunk. but she doesn't realize that she has, and wonders why you suddenly can't understand anything she says.
Doesn't the fact that sentenal pays for a dropbox and a TF2 server imply that he has income?
>>4185590Hey you got that split path! Sent really, take note.
>>4185561Not quite perfect but I love her just the way she is.
Is anyone planning on streaming anything in the near future?
Speeeaking of drunk. Guess who
>>4185600Yeah, believe me when I say you really don't want to play comp. There are way too many tryhard people out there.Also avoid playing with /v/, shit will NEVER get done. No teamwork and everyone tries to le epic troll you.
>>4185581wh40kid pls go
>>4185600Got 8 violations for harrasing people, sent would be proud :3
>>4185608Who implied he didn't?You guys all have jobs, right?
>>4185618Come on PinkieOne more shot and then we can go.
>>4185618O-Oh...Could you do some more pony tulpas? Pleeease~?
>>4185626He acts like he's too young to have a job.
>>4185590Out of curiously, how do you reveal spoilers for screen shot?
>>4185621/v/ games are a circlejerking community contained in 25-man games.If we didn't use anonymous decks, I think we'd be the same.
>>4185618just what do Gypsies drink, anyway?
>>4185623I don't know who that is but I'm going to assume it's an insult.
>>4185607>you know she's been drinking>you know she's mad at something>you just smile and nod because you can't understandAlso this never really works out.
>>4185618Oh boy, gimme your keys Pinkie
>>4185638water from the puddles
>check steam everyday to make sure no one removed mei'm damaged goods
>>4185618I'd totally party in Pinkie Pie's patootie
AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
>>4185608But Dropbox is free and you can get a VPS for under $5/month.
>>4185635hover over them and press the print-screen keyand if the spoiler is split up, hover over all the individual parts and then splice them together into a single posthighlighting it all with blue just makes it look ugly
>>4185661BUT FOR NOW WE ARE YOUNG LET US LAY IN THE SUN AND COUNT EVER-RY BEAUTIFUL THING WE CAN SEE~
Orange sherbert
>>4185618do you think she'd remember in the morning if I slipped behind into the alley on the way home and fucked her a little bit?
>>4185668YELLOW SUBMARINEYELLOW SUBMARINEA YELLOW SUBMARINE
>>4185676>a little bitYou don't just fuck someone a "little bit", anon.
>>4185668FLIES ARE BUZZIN' 'ROUND MY HEAD, VULTURES CIRCLIN' THE DEAD, PICKING UP EVERY LAST CRUMB
>>4185546I was going to do this one!
>>4185679yeahi'd just plug her butt with my dick for a bitthat's all
>>4185590>>4185606>>4185611But I didn't MISS any posts.>>4185328The only thing difference between your cap and mine is how the deviating posts are layed out.
>>4185689And it's better. It's the right way.
>>4185676you bet she would.
>>4185688>not getting sloppy drunken blowjobsGet on my level bro.
>>4185684You really can't do anything right, can you?
>>4185689No, you definitely missed a few posts.
>Implying we ever sleep
>>4185693>the right wayBut that's not what he said. And I've been doing it my way for a while now, with no real complaints.>>4185699Where? I don't see them in his cap.
>>4185689Actually you missed the "Remember what I said, city-boy" post.The end of the tangental one about Bic Mac barging in.
>>4185695>dat pudge>dat belly buttonhnng
>>4185697Fuck you, Rarity and Sweetie are canon bros now.
>>4185684But Sweetie Belle is smartest CMC.
>>4185714I love this oneThose soulless eyes
>>4185707Jessy did you ever do that swiffer pone request?
>>4185719>murder
>>4185719>SHINY
>>4185578The Fifth Horseman is a very attractive character to meshit you reminded me I wanted to draw her
>>4185695>Pinkie knows you took advantage of her while she was intoxicated.It turns her on.>the next day she complains about feeling mysteriously sore and is acting kinda sad and sobby>You feel guilty, so you do what you can to make it up to her without revealing the truth>the next few days are spent catering to her every whim, helping her work and helping her do her usual party rounds for her friends>She's getting off on manipulating you>at the end of the week she takes you out drinking again>you wake up the next morning with no recollection of what happened the previous night>you feel something beside you>it's Pinkie, dressed in Black leather, a small riding crop lies on the floor beside the bed>she's snuggled up against youyou feel sore.
>>4185730LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK THEN STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THATGEEZ HOW RUDE
>>4185709also the blue spoilers. but it looks like you already fixed that
>>4185730
>>4185709...that's it? one post? and not even related to the main story?
>>4185738
>>4185721Working on the Celestia one right now.
>>4185737Uh excuse meThis greentext isn't canon.
>>4185745Oh, okie dokie.
>>4185721>Scootaloo...>Yeeess, Miss Cheerilee?>Are you... in this class?>Do I HAVE to be? I just LOVE learning about... whatever it is you're teaching!>
>>4185748Fuck you, if you didn't want to get raped by Pinkie Pie you shouldn't have asked if you could fuck her in an alley
>>4185745What were the other requests?I think I requested something but forgot.
>>4185743Calm yourself, sent. To err is human, and we're all human.Most of us, anyway.
>>4185743That sort of attitude is exactly why your capping is not up to par.
I could stare into her pretty eyes for hours...
I can't words right now....
>>4185737>"you like to take advantage of mares, huh? you're one sick boy.">"i love sick boys."
>>4185721Oh what's this now?
>>4185767>tulpa pinkie telling you to rape drunk pinkieOh MT, you da best mang.
>>4185769MARKERWE MISSED YOU
>>4185770I requested jessy art swiffer pone swiffing stuff with her tail.
>>4185767Haha these are fun
>>4185765>that attitudeFlipping back and forth from my and the anons picture, it looks like he just copied my cap, moved things around and added... nothing. I don't see any new post in that anons cap.>>4185763I am calm, I'm just want to know what was so wrong with how I capped that story.
>>4185759not her but i remember a swifferpony one and one with fluttershy and dash
>>4185730why the FUCK do people keep posting the things I want to post, for no reason? >>4180560
>>4185775She'd be out of a job.
>>4185767We can still rape her at hom, and since Pinkie tulpa suggested it it's ok
>>4185787there was the missed postthe blue and black spoilers which I didn't see that you'd fixed until I had already postedand the organization
>>4185787Drop it.
>>4185792I've got the same problem, and it's animated so I don't want to fuck with it to get past the duplicate errorFucking RP threads: >>4182048
>>4185799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuWb5Vj5KI
>>4185799WAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAAAHWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBOOH YEAH
>>4185797Actually, both of us missed a lot of single posts that went no where. I don't understand.>>4185799Oh, now I get it. "Sentenal is a fuck up and whatever he does is a fuck up. No more than that, leave it be."Alright, I'll admit it. My cap sucks, anons is better.
>>4185804fucking thief
guys what if...Twilight was in a terrible accident that left her with one eye. And she used a glass eye to hide it. But it never was looking where it's suppose to be...would you stare...
Y/N
>>4185828>lime green text on a white background[N]
>>4185810I always wanted more La Fleur..anything.Such a pretty pony.
>>4185818Just wait for the next story to come along.
>>4185817NeverNEVER try to link Monkey Island with dubstep ever again
>>4185824wat
>>4185824Then she would be ableist
>>4185792But there was a reason.>>>4185724
>>4185810Man, I've never seen most of those pictures
>>4185830Well, it'd be rendered with Yotsuba B.That's just the organization and placement part.
>>4185840you sure got mad fast at something i did unintentionally.
Burning Man is going to be so great
>>4185824Derpy would give her emotional support.Be it war wounds or magical accidents, having someone who understands it helps.
>>4185818the bigger tangents are worth saving
>>4185828>All I can do is feels.I don't know how to >feel about this.
>>4185862It won't bring back your goddamned honey
>>4185759hey Jessy, if you have some free time, could you sketch/draw Celestia lying down on the floor/ground on her back and spreading her gorgeous wings on the ground. legs position is up 666backlegs spread (nothing dirty, just the position liek that). Expression... may be smiling with closed eyes? or it is up to youJessy can you pls draw Sweetie Belle and Rarity camouflaging themselves in the snowJessy, could you draw some swiffer pone swiffing stuff with her tail?jessy draw fluttershy and dash wrapped up in the same scarf if you ever have the timeThose're the only ones I saved and/or saw.
>>4185854I don't see why this way is suddenly so wrong.>>4185867I DID save all those notable tangents. It was ONE post. There are so many posts that aren't saved because they are just comments or responses no one picks up.
>>4185891I like all of those.the Swiffer one would be cute if the thing being dusted was Tabasco.
>anthology>gic>fiwany other good ones? seems all the ones that actually say ytp kinda suck. what was the one where they were playing DnD?oh yeah, was the mentally abridged the one with Lesbian Carwash?
>>4185891>fluttershy and dash wrapped up in the same scarfhnng
Man I was gonna do something before I decided to masturbateReally wish I could remember what it was
>>4185909masturbate again?
>>4185896Never said it was.But what if you had more than one break away from the story?What about a break away from a break away?A tree >>4185828 wouldn't eat up as much real estate, and we need those 5000 veritcal px
>>4185618>MT makes all of her sketches feature drunk ponies>no-one can criticize her spelling BRILLIANTily MT
>>4185909You were going to masturbate.BUT SOME DEMON STOLE IT FROM YOU!
>>4185896holy shit are you still going on about thatdude, piss the fuck off, your caps are shit. they have always been, and no amount of whining will change that.Just stop fucking posting
>>4185917Heh, I had the exact same though.
>>4185917>MT draws Berry Punch.>Spells her dialog perfectly.
>>4185891thanks Jessy, it was the camouflage one.
>>4185906Lesbian Carwash is Mentally Advancedhttp://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/ is the DnD comic
>>4185914That wasn't it, but I think I'm gonna do that.
>>4185916It's unlikely things will get as haphazard as in this picture, but I don't follow just one way of capping stories. There was one time I split two diverging conversations, with the main story in the top center and the two divergences on the bottom, side by side.There is no "Right way" to cap posts. The point of caps is to provide someone with a clear record of what was posted when. If it does that, the method works. Anything else is purely for visual pleasure.
>>4185943oh thanks, but I meant it was a sound clip of some guys playing DnD dubbed over a some pony clipsI'd watch mentally advanced if it wasn't for Pinkie, I don't remember how I saw lesbian carwash
>>4185948Perhaps you were thinking about finding a way to help better the world and promote the concept of watching a children's program while making it seem natural for those you presented it too other that creepy?
>>4185951no, but there's BETTER ways
>>4185956>I'd watch mentally advanced if it wasn't for Pinkiewhat
>>4185961But that would imply that I let people know that I watch MLP
>>4185951oh my god i can't believe he's freaking out over thisit's like you said he sucks at his job or something, it's great
>>4185951I understand the nested-thread format, but with the way an imageboard works it's probably best to branch threads individually to keep with a more familiar reading format.
>>4185963that guy is just so ugh
I bet VLC pony and Daring Do would get along great.They both have tons of artifacts.
>>4185962We're arguing semantics now. Or something. >>4185969I agree, but only if it gets to that point. One break away story isn't that confusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMADon't mind me.Kist dropping this by.
>>4185695I am not okay with my waifu being whored out like that.
>>4185977There is no canon evidence to suggest that Daring Do has 2000 pounds worth of artifacts.
>>4185977
>>4185981nostalgia HARD
>>4185981Blast from the past, man.
>>4185977VLC pony should hang out with VLC Pinkie
>>4185982Would you pay top dollar to have her all to yourself?Would you buy her and take her off the market?
>>4185994I want some rough loving with VLC ponyBut I'm afraid of tearing
>>4185943I'm liking that comic though, I thought i wouldn't
>>4185994>tfw VLC isn't shit anymore and I can't get it to artifact at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2X7eMiPtVE
we ded?let the rape commence
>>4186000It's pretty good, but it starts to fall apart after they defeat nightmare moon
>>4185981thanks a bunch! I've since learned how to grab vids, I got it now
>>4185695>those front legsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIFhbtmwCc
I actually went to sleep hugging a pillow and hoping it would magically turn into my pony waifu in the night last night.I woke up feeling comfortable and refreshed, and the pillow hadn't left me alone in the night. But I also had terrible dreams, which may be why I was clutching the pillow so hard.All in all, I'll give the experience of going to sleep hugging a pillow and hoping it will magically turn into my pony waifu in the night a 7/10 at the minute. This may improve tomorrow when I hopefully won't have a shit dream.
>>4186004Is that what it's called?
>>4186026solution: buy a big pony plushie
>anthology 2 is almost an hour and a halffucking eh man
>>4186039Most of it is shit...Sadly.They had a gem, and they fucked it up.
What a strange thread.
>>4186045That's a keeper, thanks Jessy.
>>41860452cute4me
>accidently post a link to pony fanfiction in the /tg/ thread I had openshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZsbL8rMKk
>>4186052See ya in two days, bro
http://pastebin.com/kfYtVERS
>>4186057C-come on. You got me into cartoon horses, and now barbies?
>>4186052Share the link, I want to see what happens
>>4186057not bad
>>4186045That is really cute
>>4186072>What's better than Barbie?
>>4186079well I already deleted it and no one repliedi think i'm in the clear
>>4186085Rainbow Dash!
>>4186085>>4186090
>>4186072Sorry dude.You have to be fucked, forever.Some little girl is going to play with her Barbie set and you are going to interrupt her, and tell her how wrong she is.You will explain the personalities of each doll, to the most personal detail.
>>4186092Ken is a faggotThat's all I need to explain
>>4186092That was your best story yet
>>4186092But I'm not a proper barbiefucker. I don't even know the characters' names. Except for that fag Kent.
>>4186100Everything about my life is a story...
>>4186092What's your waifuquest gonna be about, RCH?
>>4186057I'm still uncertain on this one. It's fun to watch, but it feels like a parody. I don't even know how to classify it.
>>4186107Than how do you know all of this isn't just fiction?
>>4186102>Wanting to fuck humans.
I write every few months, and every time I start it feels awesome and the words just keep flowing.
>>4186114Because if this was all fiction, I would have dome the same exact thing I do now, taking the good with the bad and laughing it all off with my companions.
What would your favorite pony think about the last vidya you played?
>>4186125
>>4186136>Twilight>F.E.A.R.I don't know.Why do you ask?
>>4186114>>4186125>Read the story in >>>/tg/20494497>Come back to MLPG>See these posts>Well ain't that some shit
>>4186116>not wanting to fuck everything
>>4186092hey, were you the other half of that applebloom thing from earlier?
>>4186136>Dr. Mario>PinkieShe'd probably think it was boring to watch or play alone. We might have fun going head to head if her hooves could work the controls.
I hope I got this pose right.Too tired to into wings, god damn.
>>4186147No, I missed it all.
>>4186136Rarity would never lose Humanity. one solid run without a single death.
>>4186136That his cloths are fabulousBut really I don't think Rarity would be so interested in video games
>>4186057>>4186072>>4186081>>4186110It IS partly parody. They're appealing to the cross-generational appeal of Barbie, since it's not just young girls (who are more likely to be geeky cartoon-watchers, as that's more acceptable among millenials) it's also the older collectors and former target group among their parents and such. As intellectualism gets more in vogue, the materials will similarly reflect that level of self-consciousness.Unlike Hasbro, Mattel isn't reinventing Barbie's image but evolving it.
>>4186153ah wellyou probably wouldn't have liked it too muchit got a bit intimate for some folks' tastes
>>4186136>Pinkie>Dark Souls>"Is this some kind of a human mental torturing device?"
>>4186144I'm sorry.It helps if I imagine them being ponies in human form.
>Rainbow Dash playing Dark Soulshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd8bCBkKst8
>>4186163That looks like someone I used to know.
>>4186158God loves irony and post-modernism.
>>4186045Jessy I appreciate you doing stuff for us
>>4186144i'm not 15 anymore
>>4186159I read it.Just because I don't write it doesn't mean I don't like it.
>>4186136AJ would think pokemon yellow was nice but she has apples to buck
Why don't you all just get castrated? Nobody is ever going to love you, especially no one beautiful. Just make it easier on yourself.
>>4186163we can do that too.
>>4186175my mistake
>>4186180I fail to see how that would make anything easier
>>4186152aww that's nice
>>4186180Because then I couldn't masturbate.And I would truly have nothing to live for.
>>4186136>Rarity>Fallout 3"Oh, all these available clothes are just DREADFUL, darling! Whatever were these "pre-war" fashionistas thinking? Can you at least wash them in this game?"My friend's girlfriend once asked him that last question, he laughed at her but I just chuckled because I wondered the same thing when I first played it.
>>4186183#OWNED
>>4186182>Cute fun PinkieOkay, you read my mind.
>>4186180I would, but it's not free, I think.
>>4186158I figured it was something along those lines. I do enjoy this self-parody that's become so popular in new media.
i just want a big cock to nuzzle and one in my ass
>>4186191>tfw I keep at least one pre-war clothes so that I could walk around town sporting some fashionable looking outfit even though nobody would care
>>4186180I'm already castrated.
>>4186183Don't worry too much about it.I read a lot of everything, I just choose to not be too vocal over "Oh hey, I love reading me some smut, shits awesome!">>4186192That wasn't necessary.
>>4186180everything will be alright in the end, Chrysalis. so if it is not yet alright, it is not yet the end.
>>4186180>he really thinks thatI feel terribly for you. ;_;
>>4186209>That wasn't necessary.Neither was your entire post.
>>4186206I went out of my way to port NCR Ranger clothes from New Vegas into 3 so I could be the most fashionable wanderer in the Capital Wasteland.
>>4186205Would you nuzzle your own massively enlarged cock while a stallion rails you from behind?
I just noticed that Tex's anon has a small dot on the left (our right) near his nose.
>>4186166man that game looks funDo you guys think it loses anything on xbox?
>>4186136I don't know which pony is my favorite.
i'd rather play gurps
>>4186206Really after a time you were powerful enough to not even need armor in Fallout 3. You could kill anything before it even saw you.So of course the only logical decision was to be the most fashionable fucker out there,
>>4186222Nope. It's plays better with a controller anyways.
>>4186136>Rarity>DoW2She'd like the energetic sword my force commander uses, it has gems slapped on it.
>>4186222There is a hi-res mod for PC, and you'll get a worse deal re: DLC when you play it on controller. Plus Xbox gaming community sucks, don't forget.
I wonder who are the most numerous mane6fags in the General
>>4186215It's funny, you are tryin to do something.
>>4186172No prob, bud.
>>4186217>>4186229My fashionable niggas
>>4186237>Plus Xbox gaming community sucks, don't forget.I have never into gaming community before
>>4186197i know.
>>4186239Everybody loves Pinkie.
>>4186247Community for Dark Souls doesn't really matter because you don't talk to the people you're playing withWhat does matter is that the PC version is full of cheaters
>>4186222>>4186231>>4186237>>4186247Get it on PC, use Xbox controller to control it. Best of both worlds.
Would you rather fuck one pony of your choice or all 4 VAs?
>>4186239Well either Rarity or Pinkiefags
>>4186242I never asked for this...But I love you to bits for doing it.And the anon who asked for it.
>>4186256...Can I skip Tara?
>>4186254>>4186255Well I don't have a PC, and how do you manage to talk and play at the same time? I've never played over the internet before
>>4186257Rarifags and Pinkiefags are usually good friends.
>>4186254>all those "i had to give myself infinite health to beat the story" posts
>>4186263Most faggots today wouldn't probably beat half of the old games without cheating.
>>4186039>>4186041It's because so much of Anthology 1 was dubbing clips to other audio, playing with reactions and scenes, and reworking narrative.Whereas 90% of Anthology 2 is just music video bullshit. Just straight "here's a shitty song I like, I loosely, vaguely synched some pony footage to it".
>>4186259that means you get Tabby twice.
>>4186242JessyYou're a bro
>>4186256Can I pick any 4 VAs?
>>4186269Meaning the first one required work. And it showed.The latter, was just that, a mish mash of shit compiled and had pony tossed in.And like any good train wreck, it went on far too long to be acceptable by humanity's standards.
I dreamed about MLPG last night and someone asked who the best pony was, and there were so many people saying Yellowquiet it was unbelievable.At least, I think it was a dream. I'm not sure if it actually happened or not, I have troules creating memories.
>>4186285I could care less about your hyperbole
>>4186239Committed Pinkiefag reporting. Although they seem to be the most fickle of the bunch.
>>4186288I had a dream tonight that I was Saxton Hale and I was writing Warcraft 3 fanfiction.
>>4186291You won't partake in the debate"Fallacious!" You'll be crying when I say
>>4186288That was a nightmare not a dream
>>4186256I would rather hug Pinkie and let her tickle my face with that flip on the front of her hair than fuck all 4 VAs.
>>4186291I won't partake in your intake.
>>4186254>>4186263you mean people just talking about playing the game is a gaming community? I heard people can talk over xbox live but I don't have good enough internet for that
>>4186239Twifags probably
>>4186285>humanity>standards
>>4186060wait this is a rewrite of that russian story isn't it? Nice
>>4186288I had a dream where I watched season 3
>>4186261yes, they are.
>>4186297>>4186302THAT I DO NOT QUOTE MY SOURCESI JUST WANT TO FUCK SOME HORSES
>>4186288I had a dream where Dash had a small blue penis and didn't know what it was for.It was awkward.
>>4186316
>>4186324THE TRUTH IS THAT I DON'T RESEARCH AT ALL!
What if you were sent to Ponyville but you ended up there when the mane5 was little?What if you ended up as Unky anon to the mane5 and grunkle anon to the CMCNo sex but the love of 8 ponies as a father figure
>>4186311This is probably true in the early morning, I've seen plenty of otherwise empty threads erupt the moment she is mentioned.
>>4186338That wouldn't be so badI would just have to find other adult ponies to fuck
>>4186338But there are 6 main ponies.
>>4186338There's plenty of other ponies in the pasture.I think it would be great.
>>4186326awww, that little thing is for sucking on, my dear! Here let me show yougod what a dream
>>4186341Did someone say Twilight?
>>4186348>Twilight
>>4186326I had a dream where Rarity and I were the Blues Brothers, and we reenacted the car chase.I had a dream where Rarity and I were going through airport checks because we were going on vacation together.I had a dream that I was petting Dash and accidentally brushed her vagina, but she was playful and sexually forward.I had a dream where I protected Scootaloo from a bunch of bad guys who wanted to kidnap her.I had a dream where I fucked human Trixie.I had a dream where I had to leave Equestria, but (human) Pinkie was hugging me and crying and telling me that I didn't have to go and that I could stay with her.I've had others, but those are the most memorable.
Link me to your favorite pony PMV because reasons.
>>4186354Please give me your dreams
>>4186354How much pony do you watch a day?
>>4186338>Get to bone sexy young Mayor pony.
>>4186261we have a truce.once we get rid of all the different people, we'll start fighting again, though, i'm sure.
>>4186351She is the bookiest
>>4186357http://youtu.be/NVGI6mhfJyA
>>4186326>>4186350Oh my goodness.
>>4186338dat granny smithand young cheerilee
>>4186357here it is:You didn't see what I did there? It was nothing. I don't have one. Har har.
>>4186334No I do not look for facts to stunMy opinion is the right oneAnd I want you to stop arguing right nowww
>>4186357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o
>>4186357>>4186022
>>4186375I'm not even mad.
>>4186365And the most charmingly sarcastic.
>>4186359During the season, almost every day. During summer, only when I catch reruns on The Hub or feel like watching one of my favorites.
>>4186357>No one linked thishttp://youtu.be/MAVQk8CSU9w
>>4186383shit I missed that
>>4186357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM
>>4186357http://youtu.be/ie2d2qxxDCYOld but good. I no longer browse YouTube for ``PMVs.'' The original was synced better than the reupload too. I think I have it around somewhere.
>>4186383hey remember that site that showed a ton of windows at once? it was like yyyyoooouuuuttttuuubbbeeee or some shitit was some trippy shit though
I think I'll go sleep now.
>>4186357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcBszgVzZxMI think this one is great.
>>4186407Night Jessy! Thanks for the contributions to the Marker God.
>>4186357>>4186357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLvIyme2MU4
>>4186402Yes, yes I do.http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=a25ERFjygOA&flux=1&direction=rand
>>4186416I remember that one anon who opened his laptop in the middle of class and he forgot that that page was playing before he set it on standby.
>>4186392hey that's really good
wat now
>>4186392This is one of my particular favorites toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSmdOlRokM
>>4186422burn shit
>>4186407thanks goodnight
>>4186416It's not working for me
>>4186045Fucking hnnnng
>>4186422Sol-Ass is what now.
>>4186422Now we sleep on the sun butt, which seems to be a shape-memory alloy.
>>4186422Human sunbut.
s3 when
>>4186416http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6sNPKg0gkmc&flux=0&directionI forget how long ago these were
>>4186407That's adorable Jessy, thanks!
>>4186422you stick your tongue in of course
>>4186407Goodnight Jessy
>You will never dress up Rarity in a frilly costume and garish makeup and make her your living mannequin.
>>4186442I am so happy right now
>>4186422Ours is the fist that shall pierce the Princess!
>>4186434>Those thighsunf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbVsUTud-0&feature=related
>>4186448>implying I could even wedge my face deep enough past those cheeksNot that I wouldn't try. Or enjoy getting stuck.
>>4186442yeah, that's the shit
>>4186456Why would I even want to do that? I'm more upset by the fact that she'll never do that to me
>>4186400Wow, yeah. Someone stuck this one in the synchtube I first watched ponies in.
>>4186442http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug
>>4186472I'd do it to you if you were a cute pone girl.
>>4186466
>>4186470but that is the next part of the picture tho
>>4186442Fucking love that one
>>4186400I can't help but think of The Full Monty when I hear that song.
>>4186472i have a sneaking suspicion there would be a lot of her completely ignoring your boner, or at the very least, orgasm denial.because, of course, mannequins don't have needs. they exist only to serve.
>>4186466That's radical. Reminds me of Whitebeard.Gotta catch up on Wan Piss
>>4186480p-please upload
What vidya should I torrent MLPG?
CHOICE TIMEGet babby pone to adoptORMarry pone but no kids everYou can choose Earth or EquestriaOR THE BOX
>>4186497tibia
>>4186477Well yeah, pretty mares need pretty dresses, right?>>4186486True, I just hope she doesn't mind me dripping all over her floor
>>4186499fukken box
>>4186466>forMLPG anonThis guy...
>>4186499Give me the pony waif
>>4186499THE BOXIN EQUESTRIA
>>4186499Marry pony in Equestria
>>4186499Yeah I want the box.
>>4186462>20%, Troll card, Love and Tolerance6/10You got me this time, Yugi.
>>4186499What's in the box?
>>4186499B in EquestriaI don't want mutant horsebabies anyway
Just beat No Need to Hide When it's Dark OutsidePretty fun.
>>4186505I know right? He has a DA gallery incase you didn't knowhttp://theformlpganon.deviantart.com/
>>4186495..SIGH finehere you go, enjoy delicious ass
>>4186514You find out after you choose the box.
>>4186499B. I hate kids.
>>4186497Darksiders IIpress C a lot
>>4186524You're a wonderful person
>>4186497Oblivion 2
>>4186528>being a dinkMah negro.
>>4186521somebody streamed that yesterday. Real charming game.
>>4186501only if you don't mind cleaning it up.she simply won't tolerate a filthy workspace, you know.
>>4186501>>4186540if you are unable to contain your boners you will need to wear your horse condom
>>4186505He is a bro.But I am sure you know this already.
>>4186540I suppose I could, but would she have a proper outfit for me? I can't very well be washing the floor in her newest pretty dress.
>>4186522dat progression
>>4186547>Cheerilee will never catch you with a boner and make you wear a condom
>>4186499The babby in Equestria.
>>4186524why does it look like he's getting sucked in
>>4186564Or... dare I say it...
>>4186564>you will never be sucked into the glorious sun goddess's ass
>>4186564That's just the glorious radiance of the sunbuttA lesser man would be blinded
>>4186564it's like shining light, but that's funny
>>4186555Someone mentioned a fic with a student comforting Cheerilee. Is there a link? I might need it for reasons.
>>4186576WHAT ARE THESE REASONSWHY DOES EVERY ONE ALWAYS NEED PICTURES AND FICS FOR "REASONS"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO SECRETIVE?WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
>>4186578World domination. Oops, I said it, didn't I?
>>4186499Can't even adopt if we marry?I'll take the box.
>>4186578theyre hiding the mystery of the druids
>>4186578Well, my reasons are my own, but if you must know, as a former fanfic writer, I am curious about the things that are being written down.
>>4186578I request them as inspiration to myself to write longer fics
>>4186564
>>4186582World domination is overrated.You just make yourself a huge target.Just live a quite normal life while using your powers/intellect/whatever to get a few things that are harder to optain
>>4186574
>You will never take over the world with a pony
>>4186613Open your eyes
>>4186613hfw
>>4186619
>>4186625Wear no disguise
>>4186613>looking at horse butt
>>4186524Who's this artist again?
>>4186357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpt5Z2-jvA
>>4186630cold blooded twilight
>>4186633Thanks
>>4186503>>4186509>>4186512>>4186514>>4186583You get to be the Royal Sisters best and most trusted mortal friendYou even get invited to movie night, pajamas recommend
trip pls
>>4186338>No sex but the love of 8 ponies as a father figureThat's what you say.
>tfw nobody will ever boop you
>>4186639AWW YISS
>>4186639
>>4186639Holy sheet
>>4186639>They invite you to watch The Lion King>Luna is asking Celestia question the entire movie, mostly about why the Queen is not in control of more power>you try and place your hand on Luna's backside during the "Can you Feel the Love Tonight?" song
>>4186640no
>>4186552no. you hold it in until she's done, no matter what she does to you, or makes you do to her. if you muss up her dress, she'll call a few of her off-duty guard friends and let them use you for a while.if you absolutely couldn't control yourself, i suppose she'd let you wear an extra-tight cockring. but then, she'd need to bring in some extra toys to tease you even more, because where's the fun otherwise?
>>4186655Why no spoilerI got palpitations
There's never enough big butt Celestiaeven if it makes people mad
>>4186659sounds tasty
i want to hug cadenceshe is so cute, pink and bubbly
>>4186675If there's one thing I can't stand, it's that there's never enough pink horse butt
>>4186675Would you be their royal consort?
>>4186688I like how she has the little tail lifter thing.Those aren't purely for aesthetics...
>>4186688The scene of her dancing with Pinkie really made her for me
>>4186675Fuck people, manLike, do what you fucking want as long as it isn't deliberately preventing them from living decently.
>>4186692I agree
>>4186695i bet she gingers, too.
>>4186702But what if they're frens
>>4186694Seems a little bit more romantic than I'd like
>>4186694Please explain the job perks in great detail.
>>4186706They're not your friends if they are autistic enough to bitch about the size of the ass of a fictional horse created for children.
>>4186692true
Like, if I could just spread Celestia's warm, soft, squishy, watermelon-sized cheeks and lick once from the tip of her vulva to tail flesh, I could die right there with zero regrets.
>>4186699
>>4186712You get to bone the princesses.But you can never marry/inherit a royal title.It's like the male version of a Concubine.
How would you feel if your favorite pony got the most hated episode in MLP in season 3?
>>4186692I want to be friends with all of their butts.
>>4186728Would you let her sit on your face, knowing that the warm pillowy flesh wouldn't let up until you've suffocated?
>>4186731
>>4186737God yes.Though through sheer will alone I bet I could stay conscious for more than three minutes. I don't want to miss any more seconds with that ass than I have to.
>>4186732So then just the two sisters 'till the day I die?Or do they keep a harem where I would be expected to stay?Would I ever get a shot at this one? What about her husband or other guards?
>>4186734angry and compelled to defend them every time it's brought up for the next six monthsI would open each thread and ctrl+f the episode name and abbreviations and nicknames
>>4186731I'd hug her.
>>4186734I would feel bad I guess, but it would eventually turn into indifference.
>>4186746Who would you hug first?
>>4186743You know that's an interesting thought for a situation.Would you be part of the princesses' human harem with your mlpg compatriots?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bn5yV4g1AY
>>4186732if i'm the Royal Consort, i have their beds and their ears.and if i have those, i have quite a lot of power, whether or not i have a title.
>you'll never eat your guts when the white goddess commands you;__;
>>4186734I'd feel bad anon, I'd feel real bad.I'd believe any pone deserves to be stuck with a suckisode.
>>4186734I'd just have to deal with having the least popular as my favorite even more.
>>4186734Familiarity Her episodes get a lot of hate anyways.
>>4186750I can't hug them both at once?Oh gosh I don't know
>>4186751NIgga I ain't sharing them. You go get your own pony.
>>4186751Fuck no you guys are gay dorksI can't be seen with you losers in front of the princesses
>>4186751Sure, although I'd prefer to be changed into a slutty mare so I can keep you guys busy while the Princesses are away.
I just fucking can't waifu Candyass horse.Every time I do I keep thinking thinking about Shining Armour.Grunting and thrusting as the moonlight shines off of his stupid fucking face, which screws up with one final burst of effort as he whispers "T-t-twily!" before collapsing in a heap on top of her.Boner killer.
>>4186754Twilight's a very silly pony
>>4186768Well she is married. Maybe he won't be in S3...
>>4186768he wouldn't say Twily he would say Cadenceyou suck
>>4186751>mlpg haremWould you suffer your fellow anon's sloppy seconds mlpg?
>>4186767that's good. we're going to need to keep everyone happy and satiated. and there's plenty of glory on both sides of the hole.
>>4186777>implying it wouldn't slip
i mad
>>4186767thanks anon
>>4186777They did everything together
>>4186777Didn't you learn anything from that VA panel?SA constantly spouts "TWILY" at inappropriate moments.read: all moments.
>>4186777I guess you're right, he'd rather talk about a romantic getaway in APPLEOOSA
>>4186786
>>4186790I actually never saw any of the panel stuff
>>4186777>he would say Cadence>not 'Cady'
>>4186801rowdy roddy is the best ever
>>4186801>Not "Candy"
>>4186799You should, the male panel was okay. cmc not so great. Watch the female panel right now if you haven't already.
>>4186799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbkWwQRdviY
>>4186801>Not Mi Amory
>>4186799Shining/Braeburn's VA answered all character questions directed at him by just spouting TWILY and AAAAPPELOOSA.We like to think he's aware of how dumb these catchphrases sound.
>>4186805What kind of reaction is that?
Self-cest is the best put yourself to the test
>>4186807>>4186811is that the female panel or all of them? It's long
>>4186799Man they were funWell except for the main cast VA. That was the worstBut the male one? Let's just say that they have the same thinking process as us...
>>4186768So you're saying you wouldn't take an invitation to the Pinkest Princess's bedroom just because you know that when you show up Shining Armor would be there too?You wouldn't want to feel her mouth on your cock while her husband mounts her from behind?I mean, she might get tired pretty quick, but I bet she would still want to watch as her spell bewitches you and Shining Armor. You would find it hard to take your eyes off that handsome stallion once it takes effect. You might even start to wonder what exactly he tastes like
>>4186814He's aware how cool they are
pony pony pony pony.
>>4186819>how old are you?>okay guys let's try to keep this PGI laughed at that part
>>4186818It's the female with some other parts. Just watch it.
>>4186824WUB. WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUBhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20jsywkLaY
>>4186811http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbkWwQRdviY#t=27m44sWHAT IS HAPPENING
>>4186828yeah I see the dude now. better be worth 10 bucks a gig
>>4186820>double teaming Cadence with Shining>as she moans over my cock as her sloppy marecunt squishes all over his horselength, the two of us lock eyes>clarity is achieved>with our souls entwined, the two of us reach our respective forelimbs up and smack them together in a display of brother like fraternity and camaraderiemy arm is in a cast for over a month
>>4186825Well to be honest it's not like they had many options. I mean Candyass was down there for some time. Chrysalis probably fucked him a lot
>>4186840Everything.[1]
>>4186845>Not leaning over Cadence and locking lips with him as you both cum in herWhat are you, gay?
>>4186817This is like my favorite thing
>>4186862I agree except for the dicks.
>>4186862Agreed
>>4186811hey, thanks man
Honestly I want her to have a proper episode.
>>4186869Then get in line, fag
>>4186869I wouldn't mind it. But there's still so much left unexplored with the main six that'd I just prefer more of them.
>>4186874But whyIt'll probably happen anyway.
>>4186869I would much rather have an episode for almost any other pony. Like Cheerilee!
>>4186845>not fucking her ass as he rails her cuntor>not double-stuffing her marecunteither way>not leaving her a gaping, dripping, empty-headed wreck quivering in the puddle of your mixing juices
>>4186879That's interesting.What do you want this CHerilee episode to be about?
>>4186869I don't hate her but really I wouldn't want an episode of her that much...
>>4186881Snarky, I challenge you to greentext something that's not sex related
>>4186879I've wanted that for a long time. HaHD didn't meet my expectations.
>>4186889i helped with the teen feels. those didn't really have sex in them.
>>4186841>internet now up to $250why am i still heregoodnight guys, I'll finish it in the morning I guess
>>4186893It was a fun episode but ultimately pretty annoying. I don't like it when a background pony's only episode is of them not being in their own character ie her being under the potion.Probably why I didn't like Twily Armor that much.
>>4186882Teaching fillies the joys of reading?It could be like Read it or Weep with different stories.Or she could take her children on some kind of crazy field trip.
>>4186882Being a crazy care free teacher. There's a lot to go with if you consider all the small details and mysteries about her in each episode she appears in and also all the G3 shit.
>>4186905Like a Ms. Frizzle kind of thing?That would be a blast.
>>4186893I liked it, but it was really more of a CMC episode.A full on Cheerilee episode would be p. cool.
>>4186905>the CMC ask her to tell them a story>episode becomes The Usual Suspects
>>4186911Agreed.
>mfw ghosts in new londofucking transient curses cost 4000 souls and I need to re-apply them regularly and also whenever I die
[1]
Post the best villain
>>4186942W-what?
>>4186942Sounds like you need to chill outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM
>>4186942They drop them, usually two to start with will be enough
>>4186944Hasbro.
>>4186944
>>4186942just kill them. they usually drop TC's.if you're really having trouble, get the CGS Ring in Sen's. and remember to watch the fuck out for their pull-in attack. roll forward, not away.
LK pls draw Kazooie
>ah really appreciate the free booze but, it's been a long day>don't have any bits to pay you with, is there something else I can do to pay ya?
>>4186988But it's free booze. That means you don't have to pay.
>>4186988GIVE ME YOUR HAT.
>>4186988Well fuck, if you don't have any bits how are you gonna pay for the free booze?I guess I'll just drink it you dumb hick, I don't even like beer goddamn.
>>4186988That's what "free" means, dummy.Jeez.Fuckin' mud ponies, am I right?
>>4186988The dishes, bitch.
>>4186988>NO CUTIE MARKPICTURE RUINED.
>>4186997You are a monster
>>4186988No Applejack, you can have what you want.
>>4186997>>>4186988Don't worry about it AJ, for friends, it's on the house.
Why is X immoral?
>>4187007I gotcha
>>4186988it would work better if she was a human, just for this scenario.so that she could pull her shirt down a bit accidentally-on-purpose.
>>4187020
>>4187009A fine hat wearing monster.
>>4187020That's a nice tomato
>>4187017because it says so in the bible.
>>4187023filtered
>tfw drawing practice
>>4187031>Fine hatBut do you have a fedora?
I just realized that Applejack doesn't have a proper episode with just her.
>>4187041Nope.Beanie masterrace
>>4187039>Honk Honkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTludRdZDw&feature=g-like
>>4187023She'll just flag her tail a little to sideNot too much, but enough that people would stare if she was on the street
>>4187039>tfw image editing practiceis that a skeleton on the right
>>4187050None of them have an episode with just them
>>4187050She has a few that revolve around her as the center, but still involve the other ponies.And those were good episodes. I like it when all the ponies are involved.
When did Feels become a science?
>>4187050I bet she still doesn't get one this season.
>>4187066when i fuked you're mom
>>4187071oh no ;-;
>>4187069that's a weird-looking thumbnail
>well I don't know why you wanted to spend the night at my place as payment>here it is, I guess>No spare rooms, you can bunk in with me
>>4187063What I'm trying to say is that Applejack episodes aren't solely focused on her as the main, but always with another character (or more) as center.
>>4187079I'm gonna sniff the inside of her hat and masturbate while she sleepsThen I'm gonna cum in her hat
>>4187051My nigga.
>>4187066nigga they an art
>>4187080What about Applebuck Season?
>>4187063S&E is mostly Rarity and one of the best S2 episodes
>>4187079Let's cuddle AJ.
>>4187092I feel that's more of a group episode, like the last round up.She's not even in it for that much if you think about it.
>>4187096the best
>>4187109I really doubt she could carry an episode alone tough
>>4187100>well I guess so, I don't really feel like talkin bout much tonight>I hope you don't mind but I drool in my sleep a bit
>>4187121I'm gonna lick the drool from your face
>>4187117with ease
>download the foobar skin anon linked last night>instantly miss the old default skin I used to use because I can no longer see artist names in the library>no idea how to configure the skin to show them because I'm technologically dumb>revertEvery time ;_;
>>4186977Draw her how, exactly?
>>4187121>applejack cuddle with me, a stranger>well i guessimmersion ruinedboner deflatedanal lube cappeddragon dildo unsuctionedre-clothed
>>4187121Maybe I can stop that with my mouth
>>4187117Is that a challenge?
>>4187134TAKE IT TO DEVIANT ART
>>4187060here's your damn skeletons.
twice-daily reminder that I want to see nyx without anything on
>>4187151FUCK SKELETONS
>fancyjack will never make a second appearance
>>4187151oh my god that one on the left has something metal lodged in her brain!
>>4187167It's a hair clip
>>4187166I want more fancy Applebloom instead.
>>4187167It's a spider that crawled in while she slept
>>4187174how did it get into her brain?!
>>4187166Well they did a Time Travel episode.It's not a stretch to think they might not do an alternate universe episode.Where None of the main six discovered their cutie marks from the Sonic Rainboom. AJ is still fancy, Pinkie is still farming, etc.
>>4187130I'm that anon, man. Lemme try and fix that for you real quick.Okay, right click in the library tag next to any album, then go Grouping > Album Artist
>>4187129Honestly she's a very boring character.Look I kinda like her but she can't work as the main character of an episode unless they do the whole Applebuck Season thing again and make her crazy or something.She's better while interacting and helping with other ponies
>>4187175i want to fuck applebloom instead
>>4187166I would hug filly Applejack tight enough to accidentally crush her tiny bones
>>4187185hurr, tab not tag
>>4187189She's hard working and has good values. She's not boring.
>>4187192marshmellows don't have bones
>>4187162>tfw that is actually happening to a person
goodnight NMLPG.
>>4187189Predictable characters can be funny though.Like Hank Hill.
>>4187206Oh thank god
>>4187182What about the whole NMM incident? You know profecy, eternal night, EoH kinda needed to defeat her thing. I mean if they don't band together Equestria kinda ends pretty fucked up...
>>4187209Goodnight slutty black woman
>>4187211Yeah but she isn't.Not her normal self at least.
>>4187219That could be part of the plot of that episode.Twilight spell gone wrong (I know cliche) and she ends up in this alternate universe.But she's trying to get back the whole time.It actually would probably be a bit too much to include NMM contingency in a 22 minute episode but it could be implied.
>>4187231But she's the cannonest silly pony
>>4187219I'm sure another set of pure pones would have risen to the occasion of being the Elements.
MLPG...can I...can we talk for a second?
>>4187208A
which of the following scenarios are most likely1. rarity has sex with applebloom2. applejack has sex with sweetie belle
>>4187239
>>4187238Uh, sureBut only if ponies are involved.This is about ponies, right?
>Walking down street>Group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk>Oh fuck>Aspie overload>Cross street to avoid social contact>They notice me crossing>They giggle>"Fuck this I'll just pretend I'll live at this house">Go down random driveway>Curtains shuffle>Middle-aged woman stares at me out window>Turn around real fast>Three girls stand staring at me>This is their house>Plan B>"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"
>>4187244Probably 2.
>>4187236...Twilight was kind Celestia's best bet.I mean Lauren said that she received the Dragon Egg test to see if she was the bearer of the element of magic
>>4187249N-no...it wasn't actually...H-heh, n-nevermind...heh, stupid idea anyway...
>>4187245
I'm cookin' up somethingSuggestions? Just having her tip over the apple would be pretty vanilla
>>4187251>jesus christ >not celestiamissed opportunity, brony
>>4187251>Mood: Distressed>Song: Rebecca Black - Friday
>>4187244Girls can't have sex with each other silly.You need a dick to have sex.
>>4187244Rarity x ApplebloomSince she would be so intent on getting that cutie markActually that exists, anyone have that picture? It's kind of a sketch but colored.
>>4187258NO
>>4187185Anon I think we can be friends, you and I
>>4187258OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SEX SLAVES YAY!
>>4187269I have to wash my windows.
>>4187258What if she opened her mouth and apples spilled out?
>>4187258
>>4187258Just tipping over the apple would be at least kinda funny.
>tfw greentext police from last night have you in wreck it ralph-ing mood
>>4187278APPLEJACK GET THE FUCK BACK DOWN.
>>4187251Well have they?
>>4187275What does that have to do with anything?!!??!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?
>>4187277
>tfw living at first floor>tfw having opaque curtains so that no one will know I fap
>>4187253NMM returnsSince Celestia didn't find someone to wield the elements so they can be used at full power and cure Luna she had no other choice than another 1000 years on the moon.Now we move on with the episodeNot that hard right?
>>4187288??!?!?!?!?!??!
>>4187185Not him, but thanks man, helped
>>4187298!!!!!!
>>4187298QUESTION POINT, EXCLAMATION POINT
>>4187304‽‽‽
>>4187304wwwwww
mark
>>4187309>>4187309(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻!
>>4187309EEEEEEEEEEEEERGH
>>4187309FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR INTERROBANGS
>>4187318SOMETHING THE MATTER ANON‽
>>4187310Appurjacku！
What if we didn't act like retards?
>>4187316¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>4187258She hovers her butt over it.Then she's sitting on the table where the apple was, with a very "relaxed" expression.
>>4187316(´･ω･`)
>>4187326~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)おはよー♪
>>4187326fuck you ntsts we can't all be 2deep4u all the time
>>4187326What's the fun in that, Anon? (◕‿◕✿)
>>4187330I love this picture.Sometimes a situation is just so much more amusing than any artistic talent backing it.
>>4187326(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
>>4187326bitch I'll cut youｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
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How would you try to cheer up a grumpy Rainbow Dash?
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>>4187351
>>4187344
>>4187351by giving her space while I cook her favorite meal
>>4187351Belly rubs.
>>4187351You're gonna have to be more precise than just "grumpy".
>tfw draw attempts at faces>tfw no good faces come to mind>tfw suddenly this
I fucking hate you
God fucking damn it guys
>>4187330That's hilarious, but I doubt I'd be able to find the vectors for itI'll be back in a few hours, might post here or make my own thread and link for those interested
>>4187367She just found out that the Wonderbolt tickets she spend her last paycheck on were fakes, and the show is already sold out.
God damn I'm delirious from being up for more than 30 hours and this thread is cracking me up
>>4187370Rose pls never give up.
>>4187365/^Sanguinius$//^!RarityfRMs$//^>>4187351\nBelly rubs\.$/
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>>4187352..._.....____________________, ,`---/_ PONII GUN ----________] = = = = =/)^3^(\~20%...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//
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>>4187371But WHY
>>4187330>*tooooooooooooooot*
>>4187351Hey Dash how about some Golden AxeI'm the dwarf tough
>>4187381Not rose, just stole her bear for funsies.
it's too early for ml/b/g
>>4187376Then I'm gonna dress up as a Wonderbolt and mimic flying. This may backfire horribly though.
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>>4187389>(Oh, Applejack...It smells so....kawaii....!!!)
>>4187370>tfw you draw human faces better than pony faces.
>>4187389>>4187401http://splicd.com/l5ufPTvBmHU/89/91
>>4187397You commission a human-shaped wonderbolt suit from Rarity. She puts together a cheap knock-off in a matter of hours. You tell Dash that you have a surprise for her outside.Dash is surprised as you leap off the roof of the boutique.You land on your neckYou are deadDash is slightly less grumpy and significantly more baffled.
>>4187401How exactly does something smell kawaii?
>>4187414how does horse hold teacup
>>4187412Okay, OR, he could just ride a bike and do flips and shit or something.
>>4187421Magnets implants.
>>4187421hoofgrip
you should do'er
This is not related to the show at all
>>4187330>Rainbow Dash's hair is sweatingwhut?
>>4187421Fuck you, that's how.
>>4187421>you finally get to be a pony in Equestria>you try and hang out with the other ponies but they just laugh at you beccause you can't perform menial tasks with your hooves>they never explain the shells
>>4187434Your face isn't related to the show either.Neither is meta.
SORRY NOTHING
>>4187434Show?
>>4187447ur ok but dont do it again
>>4187438>( ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)
>>4187434Tonight, at six, join BillyMC and guest TheLimePopsicle for a special panel: "MLPG never discusses the show and other things that are intuitively obvious to the most casual observer."
>>4186045Don't you owe people who actually paid you? So you really have time to be wasting drawing here?
Your favorite pony has stupid hair.
>>4187455I'd watch it, but only because of BillyMC.
>>4187466Your favorite pony is a huge slut!
>>4187466FUCK YOU NO HE DOESN'T
>>4187466Nuh uh, my favorite pony has the most beautiful hair
>>4187471but he's terrible
>>4187438WELL FUCK THEMI DON'T NEED THEIR FANCY HOOF TECHNIQUES! I"LL INVENT MECHANICAL HANDS THAT CAN BE ATTACHED TO MY HOOVES
>>4187472Prove it.
>>4187404>tfw you can't draw either
It's been about a year since I started writing fanfction.What a fucking year it's been.
>>4187474Fuck off Twily!
I like it when ponies have floppy ears
WHAT IF PONE WAS 70'S BAND
>>4187509I think it implies that they are not happy.
>>4187509I like it when ponies are Rarity
Just 2 more scenes till its done, god this took forever.
>>4187515BUTIS CUTE
>>4187518I also like that
>>4187519What the fuck is that?
>>4187492Are you still devoid of talent and entirely unable to conceptualize your own settings and characters?
>>4187515There are a few moments when they do it when they are happy. Like Cheerilee in SoME
>>4187515>>4187522You just have to turn that frown upside-down!
>>4187527No.I kinda want to kill myself though.So there's that.
>>4187525flash wip
do pone umbrella?
>>4187531Na, she's feeling bashful and apologetic when she has her ears down there cause she doesn't have a gift to give Spike. That's more on the opposing realm of happy.
>>4187536Stop writing >fanfiction and start writing real shit, then. Your suicidal tendencies will vanish.
I'm sorry mlpg, it came full circle tonight.
>>4187545Who will read my real shit?
>>4187535Do you think panka poe would give you an earjob?
>>4187556I don't know what that is and neither does sheBut she would try
>>4187551Ugh, fuck you then.Daily reminder that the only reason you write fanfiction is because you yearn to be moderately internetfamous.
>>4187535Yes, well
>>4187567It was a legitimate question. I don't know where to advertise that shit for critique and review.
>>4187513What if grunge pone?
>>4187541pony umbrella hat
>>4187548What? What?
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>4187574Fictionpress.
>>4187577What if pones was Berts?
>>4187541Well, Rarity did wear that bitchin' umbrella saddle in the season 2 opening.
>>4187338>Sometimes a situation is just so much more amusing than any artistic talent backing it.Glitter Glue.png
>>4187573I don't think I improved it with this
>>4187602I LOVE it.
>>4187615i don'tget it
>>4187624There are a couple others that go with it, but basically Applejack is in love with Spike for some godawful reason
>>4187620>Pinkie tries winking
>>4187634we talk about fucking ponies. get out more nigga
>>4187624That's because you didn't see part 1.
>>4187634>not eating shitdo you even hiatus?oh wait, that was last year
>>4187624Glitter Glue.Shipping>
That boy needs therapy.
>>4187646Ahaha, I get it. It's a faceless joke
>>4187634Does this count as a contribution?I've been trying to contribute as hard as I can and I'm not really sure what counts
>>4187658pfftahahahaha
>>4187643Also, part 3.
Which pony has the biggest cunt?
>>4187666The one in the top right
>>4187664Tiarawhy this thread has got me thinking, any chance of an AJ/Spike thing one day?
>>4187666Your mom.
>>4187587Then, whoa.
>>4187675My mother is no pony
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4187679If you want quantity over quality try /b/read
you've got an organ going there, no matter the sound has so much body
>>4187679
>>4187634Who are you?
>>4187694But there are no other lyrics in that song so I can't do the next line
>>4187694Mah nigga.And it's "no wonder," not no matter
>>4187684Really? She must have something in her throat then, she seems a little horse.
>>4187685But resurrection spells are expensive. And don't even get me started on the anti-depressive ones.
>>4187706i know i'm autistic i'm sorry
>>4187665These kind of things make me go squee.
>>4187701Calm down buddyAssuming for a second you could kill the general.Why would you?Why not just let it continue?
>>4187665Based on a real conversation.
>>4187701Whoa is this that same guy
>>4187710>I'm a little horse
>Had a dream about a party I had last friday.>Party's over.>Some guy that looked like John Joseco tried to rob me on my way home.>A girl, a beautiful girl I never met kicked him in the back and saved me.>For some reason I call her Jessy>She invited me to go to her home and then the phone rings and I wake up.Why...
>>4187727
>>4187722Oh man I love that guy.
>>4187701You're ddsperate attemps to break your bond with MLPG are amusing. you will never leave. go ahead, go. Nobody is stopping you.
>>4187685Have a pony. It is my contribution. How happy are you now?
>>4187701Okay. See you when S3 starts.
>>4187736>>4187722>>4187731he's just spamming kimmo alm bulletins calm down
i think it's time we kill this rhose
>>4187746That's hilarious, I didn't even noticeSince he's not posting ponies it's fair game to report him, right?
>>4187760No. She's a great contributor.
Shores that once were by the seaI'm seeing something that is not thereIt's so fast it's slowAnd it's playing with my memoryAnd you've got your fazer eyes on me
Time for an episode of is this real or shopped
>>4187765sure go aheadbut you aren't posting ponies either so I'm gonna report you okay
>>4187773WHO?!
>>4187773That's a girl?
The fuck is going on in this thread?>Captcha>The Cancerstu
>>4187773I don't doubt it
>>4187779You know, I never noticed that before.
>>4187774but it's my Friendship is Witchcraft fancharacter: Sweetiecloudshe's half robot and she sings!
>>4187786>>4187779Likely just a faggot.
>>4187781Bertanon pls
>>4187789oh god i'm sorry but it's too late you are already in teh system :(
>>4187794>Giving name to any random poster
>go to heroku to find a fapfic>they still argue about the vore oneHow is this even possibleIt's been 3 months. They've been arguing and deleting the fic for three fucking months. Not this board is this autistic
>>4187781
>>4187799I guess that's how it happens.
>>4187765>>4187774Announcing your reports is against the rules, I'll have to report both of you.
>>4187634>>4187701Haha oh my god, the nostalgia. I used to troll Kimmo Alm so hard, it was great.
>>4187796>96
>>4187806that's pretty ironic anon AS IM GOING TO REPORT YOU FOR THE EXACT SAME THING >:D
>>4187796step up
>>4187806>Announcing your reports is against the rulesTechnically it's not.
>>4187818>>4187812>>4187821>>4187806Does this mean daytime is here?
>>4187822Looks like the kids didn't go to school today.
Oh good, day time is here
>>4187818>>4187812You two suck. Why don't you become l"33"t like me?
>>4187822Yeah, I think it does
>>4187822It means you're sensitive about something so harmless.
>>4187822kids went to school can't blame that
>>4187813Jokes on you, I was being facetious and I didn't actually report anyone.>>4187821Global 7
>>4187812>>4187796If I meet Christian Bale, I'm going to ask him to let me film him enthusiastically pointing to the corner while saying check them.
Hey MLPG, I'm in a writing mood.Got anything for me?
>>4187833I love cool guy. Do we have a cool guy pony yet?
>>4187832Aaw man, the one time my Internet isn't buttfuck slow at connecting to 4chan is when I try to actually adjust for it.
>>4187843TwiPie human sex
>>4187843waddaya mean? inspiration?
>>4187840I wonder if he knows about his internet popularity.
>>4187853Yeah, sure, anything. Ideas or prompts or requests or whatever you wanna call 'em.
>>4187843Rarity farting at a fancy dinner party.
>>4187836Implying a reaction that I didn't convey is in congruence with a projecting attitude and offers no substantial evidence of an argument. Promoting a hostile attitude where there was not one originally should be ignored and not responded to in such a place where reaction is the only form popularity.
>>4187843>>4187856Rarity and Rainbow Dash attend a human snowboarding competition.
>>4187856Thinking of a particular style? Action, romance, original, etc?
>>4187850
>>4187870Thank you Scruffy
>>4187843YeahThis situation happens to youWhat happens next
>>4187862
>>4187874Why don't you jump over a cliff and die?
>>4187875>le
>>4187874Please stop existing
what happen this thread
>>4187881I know, i'm so, so sorry
>>4187868I'm comfortable with just about anything, though I admit a "weird" request would interest me more than anything vanilla like shipping or pone x does y.
>>4187891I have a weird requestsee >>4187874
Please, please let's kill this one before it gets worse and move>>4187889>>4187889>>4187889>>4187889
>>4187883I went to go throw up and apparently a lot of people did with me
>this thread
I just dont know what I'm doing anymore.
>>4187891Well if you're not into the snowboarding one, then maybe an MLP/Barbie Dreamhouse crossover greentext.
>>4187893And I request you to stop posting, can you do it?
>>4187904Probably not, see you around!
>>4187898I thought it was a great save for the endWhat's wrong with it
>>4187891Sweetie Belle in Dark Souls surviving and winning just because dumb lock
>>4187901Uncanny. I'd be interested to see a timelapse of that.
DANCEPONE LIKES TO DANCE
>>4188006Shut the fuck up.
What.
did horse die?
>>4189145horse lives>>4189044>>4189044>>4189044
>>4189034>>4189145Anonymous deletion, it looks like.>>4189044>>4189044>>4189044>>4189044We're here now.
