New horse, get your fresh new horse here!Old horse: >>4178820
>>4182804So fast, marker-chan~
TWILY!
hahahaha great
oink oink oink
>>4182804THEN WHAT
NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
Someone asked for this to be colored in the last threadDoes anyone have a guide to pony eyes?
>>4182827
I would do many things to many fillies
bounce your body on the floorand do it more and more and more
I WOULD CUDDLE AND HUG AND LOVE A DUSH
>>4182831Whoa, those eyes are similar to Applebeans. That's not good anonneigh
We still /mu/?
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>>4182835
>>4182840B-bark!
is it weird to like sweetie nonsexually
>>4182831
Season 3 will contain one mainstream gaming reference. Can you deal with it?
reposting from dead horse>>4182727>against all odds, you manage to flip yourself over>her eyes widen in shock, a gasp escaping your lips as your face presses up between her soft, finely-crafted breasts>after what seems like just a moment too long, Applebloom pulls herselff off of you>you lift your head out of the water, sputtering for air>Applebloom covers her chest, looking at you with a face flushed red with embarrassment>"Well YOU'RE forward, ain'tcha?
>>4182849Go ahead. I'm really liking the music that gets posted.
>>4182852muskyfarts
>>4182841[1]
>>4182849considering we spent a good part of that last thread talking about Animal Collective I'd say probably.
>>4182820and then my boner goes booing
>>4182849Nah, let it die in the old horse. This is a fresh pony, emphasis on the pony.
>>4182856
>>4182859Yes, you need help.
>>4182880The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur — nuk!)
>>4182862>Dr white ins charge of the eyes
>>4182882Wait, no, I just got here and I want to be /mu/I'm getting into chillwave
>>4182844I'm working on it>>4182835Excellent, thanks
>>4182869Are we talking parodying games or arrow to the knee level bullshit?
>>4182843When you take dash to the vet, it turns out that she has rabies. She needs to be put down.Would you stay while the vet does it?
>>4182883>>4182856would you have ruff sex with scootaloo?
>>4182826Then you impress the rest of the nobles.
>>4182871What kind of music do you like?
>>4182895>chillwaveSomeone call Klondork
>>4182901Cartoon ponies cannot contract rabies.
>>4182898There will be one (1) "all your base" reference.
What music would you show pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCWpNpVh0U
>>4182905Yes I would.
>>4182843she is very pretty
>>4182906>100/100This is photoshopped.
>>4182914I like Klondike's taste in electronic music
>>4182870>you ask her if that's a bad thing>she looks left and right, then plants one stronger than it looks forearm against the barn wall you're leaning your back to>"Ain't such a bad thing without fair warning,">she inhales, pressing her chest forward, her milky white breasts crushing against yours, making a lewd squelching sound against the drenched fabric of her shirt>"Sometimes Ah expect jus' a lil' fair warning~
I KNOWIT'S UPFOR ME
>>4182906How?
>>4182918>BMSRaw yeahthat
>>4182901She is a sentient creature.You do not put down sentient creatures.
>>4182887teach me how to sweetie
>>4182935>he still uses umbrella terms like Electronic and Techno>believes that Dota and LoL are RTS
>>4182914glitch hopmoombahcoreneurofunk
>>4182794What's OP image cropped from? I think it's teen Cadence and SA but I'm not sure.
>all this futa scootaloowhat why
>>4182936>her milky white breasts crushing against yoursI don't have breasts
>>4182979*your chestWHOOOOOOOOOOPS
DURDURDUR
>>4182979You do now.
>>4182978Well, you have to admit that "Futaloo" is fun to say.
>>4182910I've been listening to Jem since it showed up on Pandora for me.Patty Griffin is nice too.But then my taste can go to stuff like this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsyt1RoOnKo
>>4182979yes you do
>>4182962I might be confusing Klondike with someone elseI don't pretend like I know all the namefags around here...Who was it that linked Roots (Brillz Remix) about a week agoBecause you're the one I'm talking aboutwhichever person was that person who did that
>>4182979boys have breasts too, anonthey're just not BOOB breasts
Reposting. >>4182748>"Oh, I might just be thinkin' of taking something else...">You give her a cheeky grin, and step toward her, ready to kiss that smile off her lips-->-- and Big Mac's shout interrupts you.>"Y'all finished with that tractor over there?">Turning around, you spot the behemoth headed toward you, a sledgehammer that could crush rock like candy-glass held casually in one hand.>He shoots a look at you, before turning to Applebloom.>"Figger out what was wrong?">Applebloom nods. "She's fine now! Just needed a new starter and an oil-change."
>>4182936>lewd squelching
>your waifu probably wouldn't enjoy your music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsvMf8X0FY
>>4182994>>4182990oh okay
>>4183005S-so embarrassing, I'm making s-squishy s-sounds onii-chan! Wah!
>>4182936>"Well consider THIS your fair warning.">your hand slips under her wet shirt, tracing along the contours of her back>"That I probably won't be able co control myself much longer."
dude I wish I could save these songs in these images
I was straight male 2 years ago.Now I'm a needy sub who sucks cock all the time.I completely blame Kelt.
>>4183005
>>4182843i would too anon
>>4183018>to controlfuck
>>4183017japanese culture is completely alien to me
>>4183012>Jazz>implying it's not Electro-swing tier of shit
>>4182970
>>4183021do you like the taste of precum or cum morei like precum but not cumwhy is that
>>4182995yo!
Hey /mooco/, what kind of music is thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef8m9TjhIU
This is good to chill out withhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qPHC6JxbQ
>>4183031>hating JazzYou've gone too far this time.
Now with significantly less spooky eyes!
>>4183040That's proto-neo-inspired error-core with grungefuck validation-issue-stepFucking plebs
>>4183037You're weird.
I must be the only one with a library of 95% video game music.
>>4183040Post-avant progressive jazzcore
you will never gaze at the stars with your best friends the ponies and their little sistersalso scootaloo is there because she is homeless
>>4183031Just because summer's over doesn't mean you can get way with child-level trolling.
>>4183037>tfw too nervous to taste my own
>>4183018>she leans forward and whispers in your ear>"Well what if I don't WANT you to contain yourself much longer?">"City mouse~"
>>4182996Sing a duet with Sweetie Belle.
>>4183053My collection grows! Thank you very much!
>>4183040Lo-fi newwave avant folktronica
>>4183061Sometime the abyss stares back, anon.
>>4183037You keep saying this over and over, stop it
>>4183078pfft
>>4183074Am I not allowed opinions now?
>>4183053her eyes now reflect the joy the rest of her face was trying to convey
>>4183072>they are all looking at the stars>except scootaloo who is staring at fluttershy's ass
>>4183072>scootaloo is staring at Fluttershy's ass
>>4183077>she presses her forehead against yours, and she pants with sudden heat, her rosy nipples hard little buttons against you>she wraps her arms around you neck, and you can feel every slender muscle in her back moving with it, her skin soft as a baby>you slip your other hand down to her firm little butt, giving it a gentle squeeze, she goes in for a kiss, but whines, instead tenderly nibbling on your lower lip
>>4183094Do you think Fluttershy just tooted?
who would be easiest pone to date rape?
>>4183065I want to download all the music from vip.aersia, but the torrent only goes to 30%.The Purse Owner ones are cool.
>>4183103>>4183094she just wants her mother to let her stand on her back
>>4183094>>4183103And you wouldn't?
>>4183065excuse you
>>4183072>3 of the same BGs in one shot
>>4183078>>4183090I don't even know like it is but I do.>>4182945
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>>4183114pinkieshe'd probably put the drugs in her glass voluntarily
>>4183120I count four, anon.
>>4183119But that's all remixes.
>>4183118Fluttershy has the worst ass
>>4183109My dick is diamonds right now, just so you know
>>4183111no fuck off faggot
>>4183111NO I THINK SCOOTALOO IS A YOUNG LESBIAN WHO WILL LATER COME TO FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE AND AGGRESSIVELY PROPOSITION HER FOR SEXYOU SEE IT WOULD BE AN AVERSIONBECAUSE THE CHILD WOULD BE THE AGGRESSIVE ONE AND THE ADULT THE TIMID.SHUT UP WITH YOUR FARTS GODDAMN
>>4183132No, that entire list consists of either originals or stylized covers
>>4183119>itunes
>>4183137you take that back
>>4183072Best fucking BG musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=675jh3_IMCA
>>4183153Worst. Ass.
>>4183153Oh man. I just love that it's trembling.
The saddest fursuit
>>4183137lolk bud
>>4183094>>4183103its not even likejust staringits like she has her face jammed centimetres away from it
>>4183149If anyone remembers himPlease post some Drones' artOr link his gallery
>>4183172Hear hear, brononymous.
>>4183109>a tiny voice in the back of your head cries out to you, begging you to see reason>"W-Wait, what if someone-?">you're silenced as Applebloom presses one finger up against your lips and gives you a playful wink>"Hayloft's lookin' mighty cozy right about now~"
>>4183176I no longer like Scootaloo.The curse has been broken.
>>4183176that looks like one of those kidnapped people about to get beheaded by terrorists
>>4183176Are those cow udders?
>>4183181>scootaloo is eating fluttershy out while she tried not to moan
>>4183142I THINK YOU MEAN INVERSIONAND IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU SO MUCHI THINK YOUR SCENARIO IS MUCH BETTER THAN MINE ANYWAY SO I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND RETRACT THE TOOTING QUESTION AND APOLOGIZE
>>4183183I miss Drone
>>4183176brbDeleting all my Scootaloo pictures
would you do fun activities with sweetiei'd take her to a theme park
>>4183203APOLOGY ACCEPT AND THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING MY INCORRECT DICTION.
>>4183217>take her to theme park>kidnapped by MLPG BritfagsNOI DON'T WANT THAT
>>4183217>by_mezkalito4p-d4f74zvgod i hate when bronies take credit for scenes from the show
>>4183217I'd do that and to get to the park I'd ride on a bicycle with her
>tfw people are gunning for a home run from Teen ApplebloomWhat happened to awkward teenage baby steps? We went from teasing her about engine grease to heading straight for Big Mac's shitlist and snake execution platform.Unless, of course, this ends in blueballs for City Mouse.
goodnight MLPG
>>4183244Fucking smile.
>>4183148>cirno citadelNo man, that's a remix.My library's filled with stuff like [this].
>>4183244>broniesYou're trying to cheat me aren't you anon
>>4183217POMF =3
>>4183247We're just doing some groping, maybe a little petting.Nothing too serious, yet.
>>4183184She's scared and nervous about what's going to happen next. She didn't really feel comfortable when you asked her to turn around and spread her legs a little, but she did it anyway because she knows people good on the inside. She's safe with you right? You'd never make her do something she didn't want to do right?
>>4183244Go to sleep SMILe
Does anyone else just love getting drunk and listening to 80s balladsI posted a pony so you can't get mad.
>>4183217Sure, a whole bunch of stuff she would want, though I might get annoyed if it kept on going.
>>4183247>home run the first time things get intimateobviously you've never had sexual relations before
no mafia tonight?
>>4183249Goodnight, goodnight anon
>>4183111I hope so.
>>4183233True storyThe only MLP shirt I have seen somewhere in real life was at Disney World.It was a Dr Whooves shirtIt was during gay days
>>4183187>that's all you needed to hear>in a flash you've got your fingers wrapped around her slender hand, and she's prancing right behind you when you enter the barn>"That's funny, ladders set up to the loft. Sombody musta been up there an' back while we was foolin' around">you tremble for a second, then shake your head, and point to the ladder>"Greasemonkeys first.">She gets on the first two rungs, gives you a firm kick in the chest with her heel, then starts climbing>you stare at her cute little butt ever step of the way, her snow-white cheek a little pink where you squeezed it, before she stops near the top, looking down>"Ya gonna gawk at me or climb on up here?"
>scootaloo has almost a hundred more pictures on paheal than either of the other two cmcConfirmed.
>>4183274yes
>>4183264>"Hayloft's lookin' mighty cozy right about now~"This seems to imply a bit more than just heavy petting is on the way. She might be expecting City Mouse to try and steal third base, at the very least.
>>4183233You're telling me that you wouldn't kidnap a pony Anon ?
>>4183254But that's just one remix.Mean Bean Machine was a pretty great game
>>4183274>Im drunk>better shitpostNo I don't like it
>>4183268>You'd never make her do something she didn't want to do right?>rapedefiler
>>4183268Of course not, that would be mean. Only a real monster would be mean to Fluttershy. I just wanted to admire her tail.
>>4183299HEY IT'S TIME ALREADY?!
>>4183299luv n toleraitit :3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpK89WmmHJo
>>4183000>He kneels down by the tractor, inspecting his little sister's handiwork, and nods.>"She'll run tomorrow?">Applebloom nods proudly, putting her hands to her hips.>"Like a dream!">You know you shouldn't while Big Mac is here - but your eyes wander. You can almost see through her shirt, even with how much water she's wrung out of it.>she really is a lovely...>Big Mac stands up and smiles. "All right, then. Get back to the house, get yourself dried off - Granny says supper'll be ready soon.">Applebloom nods, and glances over to you.>"Better hose yerself off, city boy - can't get no supper if you don't!">She waits until Big Mac looks away to lightly pinch your butt before heading for the house.>Your eyes are wandering again. What a set of legs this girl has - even under the frumpy coveralls, you can see the smooth lines, the enticing curve of her bottom...>Big Mac turns to you with a stern look, though you can almost see a smirk playing at his mouth.>"Remember what I said, City-boy..."
>>4183286No, stop thatI can tell you're going to inject Big Mac and you need to stopA family member can't just barge in every time we do something, that just gets old
>>4183268A little pawing isn't going to hurt her
>That feel when you think it's going to be a silent fart but instead it's loud and accompanied by shit and everyone notices
>>4183330>Not using chance the stallion flared to keep your anus loose at all times so your farts are completely silent
>>4183330>accompanied by shit I have never had this problem and I'm convinced the only people who do are fatasses and people who stick things in their asshole
>>4183247Problem is, this is a story about being a horny teenager, that's practically being written BY horny teenagers.There's a slightly tamer one a couple anons have been working on.
>>4183327But touching her in a way she doesn't want is just no good, Anon.
>>4183322That's not where I'm going.I'm going up into the loftIt's private up there.Just you and her.
one more sweetiegood night
>>4183322Shut the fuck up-
>>4183330http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX7YWpbUGbs>tfw something similar happened to me>tfw it was piss
>>4183344Yeah and Big Macs stupid ass has barged into the room once moreYawwwwn
While we're on the topic of art guides, any recommendations for learning shading/highlights?Someone mentioned using a darker color and a 20% opacity layer which got me this.
>>4183302contribute
>>4183286>you scale the ladder without a second thought>the moment you climb up over the edge of the loft, you are immediately assailed by Applebloom's figure, laid out over a pile of hay, brushing a lock of red hair from her eyes>"What took ya so long?"
>>4183327But she still doesn't like that she can't see what you're doing. And what you're asking her to do just seems a little "off". You're also much bigger than her and you could really hurt her without even trying. And it doesn't help that you're alone in you room and the door is closed.
>>4183343iv had that problem of not being able to trust farts.but i was wearing a diaper and that was a foreseen side effect
>>4183072she couldn't eve be stading between Pinkie and Fluttershy? that's very sad animators
>>4183371Read this:http://stuff.veekun.com/pkcolor/http://color-palettes.tumblr.com
>>4183347I'm not going to go near her private place, I just want to giver her a little massage.
>>4183374My dick kept banging the rungs so I had to wait until this tears stopped because im beta
i miss the seductive applebloom whispering in your ear thing
>>4183368Way to out yourself, kiddo.
Just watched my first episode of Grabbity Calls. ROB RENZETTII am loving this show. ROB RENZETTII have a theory that the deep backstory we only get glimpses of is a product of the mind of ROB RENZETTI someone who figured pegasi made the weather by pushing clouds with their hooves.
>>4183390She doesn't know that. Why should she trust you at all?
>>4183394Me too...Whatever happened to baby steps?
>>4183409Because.
>>4183400shut the fuck up im trying to sleep you asshole.
>open up a googledocs smut fic>2 other people viewing this>tfw the idea of two others jacking it at the same time as you to the same fic has you rock hard like a diamond
>>4183409She can't
have you ever seen Evil Dead? We should stream that
>>4183420We already took a few.Now we're learning to jog.
>>4183432Fuck I missed Monday streams.What did we decide on anyways? Tremors?
>>4183430Did you use the chat function to discuss it with them?
Loyra plsnot in public
>>4183438Memento
You don't deserve sleep you hack
>>4183436We haven't even learned to walk yet.
>>4183422If you're not going to tell her what you're going to do she probably wouldn't want to stick around. She's leaving now Anon, what are you going to do about it?
>>4183430>you will never get together with two other mares to read the latest Steven X Paul fic
>>4183439>>4183430Not that guy, but no one ever talks to me in gdocsCept for one anon who spent like three hours meticulously dissecting every sentence of my fapfic
>>4183449>put_the_money_in_the_ass.png
>>4183460Maybe you haven't.
>>4183374>It was a monumental effort getting up the ladder, besides, she's slimmed and lighter than you are>"Ah think I'll chalk that up to laziness," she giggles, worming close to you, her slender legs crossing over one of your own>she adjusts herself, placing an arm behind your head, her right breast mashing into your shoulder a little, the left hanging free, her erect nipple poking through her shirt>"Ya know, now that we're startin' to dry, ahm startin' to feel mighty uncomfortabel in these digs," her breath is hot against your cheek. >"What should we do 'bout then, huh?
>>4183439I tried
>>4183467Lyra go to bed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Nvxy3UJTktime to CHILL
>>4183483>Not starting with "wwalks into chat* and ending with ERP
>>4183482>sometime in the next year you guys are going to write anon actually performing one or more sex acts with ABI hope it'll be worth the wait.
>>4183509the journey is more important than the destination
>>4183488The firmest indictment against Prog Rock -- and King Crimson is absolutely included in this -- is that so many of its members went on to be a part of the awful corporate arena rock bands of the late '70s and '80s.
>>4183471I used to do that except I'd describe how I was jerking off to it to try to creep out the writers. I stopped when some seemed to enjoy it.
>>4183488I don't think Pinkie would like King Crimson.
i don't like this new "romantic" and "relationship" directioni just want casual bumpkin sex with a little apple filly
>>4183486>your human will never tell you to go to bed
>>4183449I like that they remembered to wear the ring.
CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG
>>4183482>>4183460>>4183436I hope you're not planning on roaring headlong into the fucking her in the hayloft. If we go straight to a home run, that kinda cheapens it.The first time should be something special.
>>4183517you get a goat
>>4183482>your heart races in your chest>"W-Well...">you let one hand run up her back, tugging the damp fabric of her shirt along with it>"I guess we can't have THAT, now can we...?"
>>4183488I tried to like King Crimson, but I just don't dig it.
>On /soc/>Someone with the skype username of Facelessone2 is in my area and looking for hookups
>>4183518> how I was jerking off to it to try to creep out the writersWhy did you suppose that would creep the authors out?>I wrote this fic to give other men boners and for them to masturbate to>What?! You're masturbating to this?! FUCK OBAMA
>>4183488You call that chill?Have some actual chillhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRWcKQys4w
>>4183461Fine, if it will ease her fears of the big hairless ape I'll explain to her.
>>4183538Kissing and an embarrassing premature orgasm?
>>4183541Thank you. MLPG has made me want to be a goat farmer, so I will enjoy this.
>>4183538hahahhahahahhahahahahhahayou're taking this too fucking seriously
>>4183538Of course not.Like I said earlier, just some fondling.
>>4183371honestly you should get the anatomy/line quality down first before you attempt to shade
>>4183538oh course not!we can use our hands~
>>4183558>BoC
Goddamn, why is Pin the Tail on the Griffon so fucking hot?
>>4183571He didn't draw, Cheshire did
Would you keep Dash as a pet against her will?
>>4183541Crush is fucking gross.
>>4183579It's not
>>4183566>>4183368You have clearly missed the point of this entire thing.You may leave now.
>>4183530is it legal to keep a small human in your house as a pet like a dog?
>>4183585Of course not, what kind of a monster would do such a thing?
>>4183565Goats are cool. My grandpa had some. They would headbutt my little brother in an attempt to give him a push on the swing.
>>4183585Yes, and I would dote on her every day.
>>4183585Sure, for a few months.By that time, it won't be against her will anymore :)
>>4183585Eh, probably.
>>4183593Look.We're not gonna stay chaste forever.That's just unrealistic.Sooner or later, the intimacy must come.
>>4183589Isn't it? It sorta tastes like the orange flavoring used in kid's medicine. It also has a weird, sorta chalky aftertaste.I like Fanta and Sunkist, but Orange Crush doesn't do it for me.
>>4183558http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZQL0xCqzkNo, this is chill.
>>4183590Is too
Would you let fluttershy be your personal seat?
>>4183593>pointonce againyou're taking this too fucking seriously
>>4183594Humans are savage beast and don't make for good pets.
oh my god, it's beautiful
>>4183585Absolutely. It's no fun if she wants it. She's gotta put up a fight.
>>4183537
>>4183541Everytime I see this picture I just imagine the goat flattened by the 2 liter of Crush
>>4183606>:)God that made that so much creepier
>>4183624Where do you think we are?
>>4183585Only if She squirms and cries as I shove icecubes up her ass and tell her what a good pony she is
>>4183606I miss when mindbreak was a thing here.
hi everyone, what board are we tonight?
>>4183621No but I would let her be my personal cuddle buddy
>>4183585No of course not, that would be cruel. Even if you dont like Dash, just think you are taking one of your favorite ponies closest friends away from them.
>>4183545>in one swift motion you pull off her little top, her small breasts free of their damp prison, and she wiggles out of her bottoms, her little white panties leaving nothing hidden>"ya know Ah've always wanted to do somethin' fun with you like this in our spare time," she says breathily, her hands tugging at your pants. "Foolin' around a lil like this.>you reach up and cup her left tit, your entire hand covering it, her hard little nipple poking through the space between your fingers>she lets out a little moan, and she bites down onto your ear>your other hand is busily stroking her creamy white thighs, and with every stroke you draw closer to the space between your legs>she starts kissing along your cheek, tiny pecks, heading for your mouth
>>4183615There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.>>4183624Where do you think we are, pissgill?
>>4183633
>>4183643I know that feel.
>>4183579Putting hot sauce on your dick and fucking someone in the ass with it is not sexy.I can suspend my disbelief for a number of other crazy things, but I draw the line there. No, that shit would have you fucking begging for death.
>>4183643Did you miss that femanonXstallion thing from a few nights ago?
>>4183634>average_bmw_owner.jpg
>>4183585Yes.But I would treat her nice and brush her and give her fancy clothes and cuddle her sensually and feed her the finest delicacies and sing her to sleep each nice.Against her will.
>>4183672Apparently.
>>4183643get fucked nanaki
>>4183661>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.I wish I could go back to first year university so bad
>>4183621I would let her it on my face.
>>4183672Which one? The milk stallion one?
>>4183656Something someone with your CIS privilege wouldn't understand
>tfw the sleep medicine starts to kick in
>>4183647/rape/
>>4183661As the guy writing half of this, or most of thisIt's just a fucking story. What you're saying is astronomically stupid.Please can it, and go write love poems in LunaQuest or something.
>>4183681>you dote upon her so much she forgets she is there against her will.>before you realize it you are the one in the collar.
>>4183698>TFW drank too muchoh man, the puking never ends.
>>4183619Alright, that's pretty fuckin' chillI was going to link this but I think you've got me beatHave it anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhDaVg1E6Y
>>4183629Of course they don't make good pets. You have to find a common language so you can speak with your human first. After that you treat him like a roommate/guard dog.
>>4183661>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex.And suddenly if we fool around once it won't be that way?
>>4183694>just started college yesterday morningAfter two years of retail this better be worth the money.
>>4183538>The first time should be something special.>This is what virgins believe
>>4183696sleeeeep
>>4183705>Please can it, and go write love poems in LunaQuest or something.Fucking TOLD
>>4183709Would she make me do girly things for her?I don't think I'd like that
>>4183696That the one. Did no one cap it?
>>4183691That's a new one for the list.
>>4182794But I don't want a fresh horse, I want The Girl Who Waited.
>>4183690>>4183696
>>4183630How long did that take?
>>4183718college these days is pretty much a "im not a retard, heres my proof on paper".
>>4183689Please stop being the second cutest filly
>>4183718>freshers week>everyone's away from home for the first time>entire week dedicated to getting rat-assed>look at a girl>say hello>she's practically slobbering your dick in minutesI want to go back, Kate. We have to go back
>>4183716I'm saying, be careful. Hormonal writers have screwed up more than one potentially-good story.
what the heck? /mu/ takes a break and the fetish people come rolling in.Can't you take this to tumblr and keep it there?
>>4183698>artificial sleepA poor substitute for the real thing
>>4183739Sure, if you get a half-ass degree.
>>4183659Oh manThat feel when relating
>>4183661>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.these are greentext stories on the my little pony board on 4chandime a dozen romance novels have more quality than thispleasestoptakingthissoseriously
>>4183752>Implying I can get the real thing
>>4183723>Status:[]not told[]told[X]Mementold[X]Nacht Der Untoldten
>>4183714Man, that shit makes this sound like speed metal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMmMNyTwePY
>>4183751>impllying we're not the same people
>>4183751how about you fuck off back to /mu/
>>4183718>tfw inheritence>tfw you dont have to work a day in your lifefeels good man.
>>4183656dicks cant bend like that when cumming(i think) so that must be a 2nd dick.but there is no other person there and that position doesn't seem possible.
>>4183709Well then I guess I'll just have to remind her that she is MY little pony, not the other way around.
>>4183752Yeah, but I like the medicine.I gotta be careful about that.
>>4183771>tfw inheritence>tfw getting a job alongside properly investing it to grow your capital
>>4183736If only I hadn't chosen classes in the morning I could have stayed up later and put more work into the toy section.
>>4183762>[X]MementoldI bet this is Red Player
>>4183774>dicks cant bend like that when cummingwrong.
We Unded
>>4183709GAH WHY DOES DOM/SUB REVERSAL TURN ME ON SO MUCH STOP IT
>>4183733it is nanakis favorite fetish
>>4183787Incorrect. I've stayed silent because this is fucking retarded.and I wanted to take it slow.
>>4183775its too late anon, the tables have been turned. Its ok though, she treats you just as nice as you treated her. Eventually you will find yourself back in your original place and the cycle starts over again.
>>4183659Wow, that was... not erotic at all.Yeah, guys, please stop this. If you can't write this scene sensitively, please don't try.
>>4183764>now imagining anons sticking ice cubes up their asses and sitting on each other's faces while AnCo plays in the background
>>4183799
im gonna be honest: despite all the shit ive heard about madmax her comics are amazing.
>>4183793
>>4183705>"GAWD STOP IT JUST GIVE ME SEX NOW FUCK JESUS">"WHY SHOULD I HOLD HANDS HOLDING HANDS IS STUPID AND SO ARE LOVE POEMS AND ANYONE WHO LIKES ASKING FOR SEX POLITELY IS A FAGGOT BETA PUSSY FAGGOT">"Why don't girls like me, Anonymous?"
>>4183774People can be quite flexible
>>4183804>anco>patrician
>>4183783>>4183771>tfw nothing
>>4183809
>>4183803No.
>tfw fetish was bestiality>tfw practically vanilla now
>>4183793Who is your favorite pony and scene?I liked Princess Cadence when we first meet her in the caverns. I liked her messed up look.
>>4183809Call him a faggot again
>>4183807>amazingCompared to the likes of Veggie or Toxicmario yeah
>>4183758Wheredoyouthinkwefuckingare?
>>4183803> If you can't write this scene sensitively, please don't try.HAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHaAHAHAHAHAHaaAHAHAHAHAHahHaHAHAHaHAHahahAahAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHhAhAhAhahahahAHAHHHAHHH!H!H!XHHHCHDHHSHSHHAH!HAHHAHHAHHAHAAH
>>4183807I wouldn't say amazing. They have their moments. I miss her and her broken English;_;
Fuck you guys I'm gonna play Pajama Sam
>>4183656Terrifying, yet mesmerising.
>>4183807that is diabetes-inducing cute
>>4183800THANK you. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this is ridiculous.
>>4183807>shit I've heardLike what? That she likes tumblr more than us? That she prefers the "circlejerk?"She never did anything reprehensible. She just hats us, that's all.She's okay. I liked her stuff well enough. I wish she liked us more, but it's not a huge loss.
>>4183807ok im actually laughing at this
>>4183659>you let your fingers wander over the curvature of her breast, enticing a giggle from her lips as your fingertips brush against her areola>oh, so she likes that, does she?>you lightly pinch her nipple between your thumb and pointer finger, gently rolling them back and forth against her sensitive flesh>she gasps in delight as a shiver runs down her back>"C-City mouse..."
>>4183803>tfw people like you have killed the greentext
>>4183792>>4183774provide evidence for your claims
>>4183838
>>4183834I'm on mlpg on the /mlp/ board on 4chan.And you are taking greentext stories way too fucking seriously.
>>4183823>>4183836>>4183853>"Why don't girls like me, Anonymous?"
>>4183799Mindbreak is one of my minor fetishes. My major one is gelding, particularly forced.
>Move to College>Get room mate>Can't fap whenever I want to>When I do it usually has to be quick>It isn't even enjoyable anymoreSo MLPG, which two ponies would most likely be at each others throats if they were room mates?
>>4183851>areolaboner lost forever. Few words are as unsexy as Areola.
>>4183857> Celestia wasn't always that smart> until she was the Last of the Old Ones she wasn't considered that bright at all> but the lesser mud races know her to be smarter than they are> happiness throughout the land
>>4183537REGRET
>>4183809>I'm not saying it was demons...that picture cracks me up every time
>>4183873You're terrible at using your imagination
>>4183871Rarity and Pinkie.
>>4183876Holy shitI can't evenholy shit
>>4183866Girls don't like me because I can't into social situations
>>4183871suck him offthat's how I introduce myself to my roomates
>>4183866Have you ever seen Superbad?Because right now you're sounding like Michael Cera when he is about to bone that girl and then totally beefs it
>>4183866Because you are autistic.
>>4183866I'm not avoiding the sex forever just to avoid stepping on your toesI was in this from the start, and I intend to see this through to the end
i think i have a crush on sweetieshould i tell her how i feel
>>4183833no not really. i mean they are genuinely funny to me unlike toxic shitbag and veggiequit.
>>4183876At least years from now he can claim it's just a robot
>You will never be RD's gelded sextoy
>>4183871Twilight and Pinkie. The easy answer is Rarity and Applejack but they'd just be catty.A few restless nights for Twilight as Pinkie practices her baritone, prattles on about her day and whether or not the german cake was good at lunch for several hours, this and that and the other thing -- she'd be fit to murderin'.
>>4183827bottom eyes of the fat one are real ones
>>4183876Well at least they have to live with it for the rest of their life.
>>4183806>i thought nanaki was one of the cool normal furries>until i saw him serious roleplaying in a gay furry stream
>>4183901>Pinkie please dont tell me I have to explain the joke
>>4183909no he sees out of his neck
>>4183799We fetish-chat now?
>>4183901WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
>>4183871Pinkie and TwilightFluttershy and DashApplejack and DashRarity and Pinkie (?)Rarity and ApplejackRarity and Dash
>>4183917Haha, seriously?
>>4183919where's that edit from earlier?
It says tomorrow's going to be hotter.Like yesterday.
>>4183917I'm pretty fucking sure he's legitimately autistic.
>>4183922No. Not that one, anyway.Chrysalis as a fucking teddy bear prison? Ehhhh
>>4183891http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-ed0fTDdkThis oneYeah I can see it
>>4183901I think you're just kidding yourself into liking an artist and not the comic itself.Veggie has had some genuinely funny stuff recently, and that comic you posted kinda sucks. Okay, Toxic Mario is always terrible.
>>4183907I agree with Twi and Pinkie.Rarity and AJ would get along eventually.
>>4183899Leave a note on her desk confessing your love.
>>4183763I guess I prefer a chill that is a level away from coma inducinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHixChYgGRI
>>4183922twilight has a fetish for eating out pony buttholes.
>>4183891I think he's saying that's how YOU sound.
>>4183917>i thought nanaki was one of the cool normal furriesYou joined us after /mlp/, then, I assume?
>>4183907I would tolerate Pinkie's nonsense.
>>4183922let's do this
>>4183876>The very idea of carving Ink to your skin with a sharp device>Puncturing your ears, lips, or any part of your body to penetrate metallic trinketsI hate themthe very thoughts of these makes me shudder, I guess its because of my fear of needles, what was the name of that phobia?plus its bad for your skin
>>4183946>rarity taught her sister what to do with guys who say they love her
>>4183946what should the note say
>>4183942>toxic mario "vectors" derpy>fucks it up bad anywayhow do you fuck up vectoring a face so bad?
>>4183951pony should lick pony butt
>>4183962Manipulate them?
>>4183851>the barn air is stifling, and your shirt comes off too>she straddles you, having a better angle now, her small breasts hanging feely in the air>her left hand is busy fumbling with your trousers as you share a kiss, the sounds of your lightly smacking lips and her soft giggles the only noise in the barn>you run your hand down the small of her back and lightly squeeze her butt, moving your hand underneath her panties, the skin still soft as before, and you can feel the wetness from her crotch against your flesh>she finds your erection, releasing you from your denim prison
>>4183917I really want to like Nanaki but then I remember how annoying he was back in the day and all the dumb shit he does on other sites.
>>4183871Rainbow Dash and PinkieI could see RD getting tired of Pinkies antics after prolonged exposure. It'd essentially be like party cat
>>4183951i want twilight to berate and insult me as she rims me"Aren't YOU the one supposed to be fucking ME right now?"
>>4183807i never thought madmax was great but i wouldnt call him bad. there are some of his comics i liked. i never understood why there are people who are actually angry and rage at madmax, there is probably some brony drama i must be missing.
>>4183971
>>4183868>My major one is gelding, particularly forced
>>4183978
>>4183982>hisits a girl.
>>4183952Exactly, and it's hilarious, because he's going on about it being sensitive and stuffProtip : First time is awkward and quite funny
>>4183983I prefer the non toot version, but that isn't too too bad for that kind of thing.
>>4183971do butts really taste that good
>>4183963Things you like about her and why you think she's so great. Don't sign your name on it though
>>4183958I want to live in a plushy pony prison.
>>4183964I heard him talking about how he draws oncehe draws on paper firstveeeeeeeeery very small, and he grinds his pencil on the paperIt was torture to listen to himabsolute torture
>>4183974>>4183851>>4183659This doesn't look like "fondling" to me, Anon.
>>4183978>LyrileeTalk about a crackship.
>>4183996Na the ponies don't really taste like anything.It's like licking plastic.
>>4183983
>>4183998what the hell is up with all the stiches?
>>4184001what are you, the >greentext police?
>>4183982Mostly because he did a comic about Nyx and is doing shitty comic series that circle jerks some people we hate and the unfunny OC series
>>4183920BEAGGRESSIVEBEAGGRESSIVE
>>4184001I'm not complaining
>>4183904can we please talk about this? Am I a birthday gift to RD from Gilda?
>>4183826Me too! I liked her wiggly hooves>>4183842>>4183899I love pony arms up toopony limbs are so greatI keep getting duplicate file entries for old pictures I would not have expected (kudos /mlp/ I guess) so here's a Scoota
>>4184005I like crack ships
>>4184001Two horny teenagers have never ever gone from fondling to more thorough experimentation.Ever.
>>4183982>"I'm so sorry"That fucking sentence right there.It caused a massive shitstorm. She's a total fucking attentionwhore.
>>4184008
>>4183917we're not trying to seriously roleplay with Applebloom here, are we Nathan?
>>4183985Hey gimme credit, I actually went and made content for it instead of sitting here and begging others to do it (looking at you fartfags).
>>4183824>tfw you have seen all the entry level bestiality videos>and it is difficult to find anything new now because i dont know where to lookseriously, searching "horse cumshots in girls face" in google is getting me no where.i dont want to join a paysite but i cant find a place for beast torrents anywhere.
>>4184028UhWellThe loss of my virginity begs to differ
>>4184007>Licking ponies tastes like ®Hasbro™ plastic.MY OLD HEADCANON!
>>4183997dear sweetie belle,i like your voice and your mane and i kinda want to hang out just the two of usyour secret admirer
>>4184041He was being sarcastic, anon.
>>4184039http://www.gaybeast.com/all the pony smut you could ever want
>>4184028A pet owner has never gone from amputating his pets' legs to forcefeeding its own children to it.
>>4184041She was probably very uncomfortable but didnt know how to say no.You probably raped her without knowint it.
I looked like someone I used to know, I felt alrightand if I ever was myself, I wasn’t that night
>>4184038I like gelding too. Not to me personally, but seeing another pony humiliated like that. It's a shameful fetish of mine.
>>4184032Sorry but what?
>>4184034Why is it always fluttershy?
>>4183888sb plsyou sound like a faggot. also stream.
>>4184039>"horse cumshots in girls face"almost all horse cum is fake in those moviessorry to disappoint
>>4184019>"What the hell is this? This idiot can't even get me pregnant"
>>4183961>fear to needlesAichmophobia, I have that shit too.
>>4184053Probably. It was a bad scene.
>>4184039>watching Jackass with friends >time a bathroom trip to avoid the horsecum scene because I know I'd end up with a boner
>>4184064Why do people keep confusing me with talented people?
>>4184022scootaloo why are you so happy and buzzing your wings
>>4183974>her cheeks flush a bright red as she lays eyes upon you>"I ain't never seen one'a these outside'a the movies they shown us back in school...">she runs one finger down the length, sending a shiver up your spine>your heart pounds in your chest as a panicked voice reminds you of Big Macintosh's threat>he sees any snakes where they don't belong, they get their heads cut off!>your eyes trace along the curves of her body, soaking in the view of her ample endowments>...well, he didn't say anything about HANDS...
>>4184064>>4183888maybe the reason people don't like you is because you don't like yourself
>>4184060Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>4184038>>4184055But taking away the testicles takes away at least half the fun.
>>4184070>"That's the point, hun.">"...">"Ahh, I get it.">Rainbow Dash turns to anon>"You and I are gonna have a lot of fun. Come on, bitch."
>>4184010>>4184028As one of the writers who started this, I think this is too fast, too soon. If we were only in this because we wanted to fuck Applebloom, why would we have waited this long to do it? Why not just get our dick wet from the beginning, if that was all it was going to be about?
>>4184079this just happened
>>4183978>>4183988I like this, weird
>>4184092>GeldingIf you guys take this in any other direction than her pegging you, you dont know jack shit about the fetishes you're dealing with.
>>4184086I was asking about what Madmax did that caused a shitstorm
>>4184099So make it a quick handjob.
>>4184065What he should probably look for is stuff labeled "horsecore." Anything else, there's about an 80~99% chance the horses are either drugged or the output is fake.
>>4184090Well it's not like fetishes come from a line of logic ever.
>>4184099Please stop trying to be the greentext police, man! Just let it go where it goes! You're not writing fuckin' literature here. If you don't like where the story goes, try again tomorrow!And whining about not liking the direction doesn't solve anything.In short, stop taking this so seriously.
>>4184107How about forced oral and general sexual subservience? How about taking it from stallions for her entertainment/her pimping us to stallions?
>>4184050gaybeast is entry level as fuck you shitbag, you are obviously new
>>4184099ListenIt branched off twiceOne ended with Big Mac stopping our funThis tangent is us foolin' around with AB free of his bullshitWho said we were gonna outright fuck her anyway?Also foreplay
>>4184100Quite possibly the least canon ship in the entire show
>>4184081>maybeI thought this was common knowledge? I know it is true at least.
>>4184110Madmax caused a lot of shitstorms. It was mainly people getting mad at things she did or her overreacting and people rushing to defend her.
>>4184128So that's where you find your references.
>>4184034if someone could color this they would be my bro 4 life
>pregnant Gilda>impregnating Gilda UNFF
>>4184126This is agreeable.
>>4184125It's attitudes like this that railroaded Aspirant's stuff into what they are now, and the general bullshit that goes on in here.Sometimes, you don't go with the flow, Anon.
>>4184134Actually, sentenal, I don't like you because you're obnoxious and kind of stupid.
>>4184144Oh. Oh my. Mah niggah.
>SUDDENLY FETISHES
>>4184129what he saidfoolin' around doesn't always have to lead to full-on sex
>>4184125Stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your head.
>>4184126I'd be down for getting fucked for her amusement.
>>4184140I can do some cheap flats for you
>>4184148Yeah, and fucking whining about where they're going and going "NO GUYS DON'T DO THAT I DON'T WANT THAT PLS GUYS I WANT ONE OF THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS PLS" doesn't solve anything.
>>4184126As long as she taunts us for being less of a man.And tarts us up in a girly way.
>>4184157You stop having such a knee-jerk reaction against sex.You love her, and she loves you.
>>4184154>mlpg>topicwhere do you think we are
>>4184172If you loved her, you'd wait for the right time and place.
>>4184126Isn't it more submissive and embarrassing for a stallion that can still function like a stallion to be used as a mare instead of using one that can only be used like a mare?
>>4184168You were one of the guys who fucked up Aspirants' "quests," I see.Someone DID try to write in a different direction - and you quite pointedly told him you weren't interested in that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=IZuKMo9u8CM&NR=1is there a pony version of this?
>>4184148As one of the other original authors of this series of diddies, my opinion is that you need to lighten up.
>>4184179This.
>>4184132tomboys and girly girls should be together
>>4184179And who gets to decide that? You?
>>4184154What do you think Fluttershy would write all over her body?
>>4184065real horse cumshots are my fetish, i cant even fap to lame girl+horse anymore where she just flops the dick aroundmy favorite video is hour long compilation of horses fucking artificial vagina sleeve that is open on the end and they spray horsecum everywhere and sometimes in girls face.i got it from zoophile trackers but it seems to be closed down now
>>4184080>she fondles you gently, her small fingers unable to completely wrap around your shaft>and her fingers are cold!>"So what?" she asks, rubbing the tip with her thumb>you just tell her to play around with you, it's not going to hurt in the least>you continue fooling with her tits, bringing your hand away from her ass to her smooth little stomach, the tiniest hint of her abdominals making you shudder>you busily slip your way down to her lower belly, sneaking your fingers to her wet little lips, and you groan, feeling her fondle your sack>"Hehe, this is kinda fun ah reckon," she brakes from her trance, noticing where you're going.>"Ah reckon if ahm doing this, it's okay if ya wanna go down south for a spell~"
>>4184183Actually, I didn't take part in aspirants "quests".At all.Ever.Because of all the people like you who can't relax and have a good time and take greentext pony stories on 4chan as super serious business that needs regulation and constant supervision and approval.
>>4184202If we don't get to decide, why should you?
>>4184200Where's the fucking gif, shitbird
jesus christ, people. lighten up. declare the greentext noncanon if that will satisfy your autism
>>4184181You misunderstand. The act of gelding signifies that the stallion isnt worthy of being a man, and is lack of scrotum is a constant reminder of his failure.I also like to imagine that after a stallion is gelded, they undergo intense anal training until they learn to crave sex from all the stallion. Then they are used as cheap fucktoys for the rest of their lives.
>>4184192__no
>>4184154> topics
>>4184204>Pregnant sextoyunf
>>4184204she would write information about the pony who murdered her wife
>>4184216This guy understands my fetish better than me.
>>4184209Because they're the ones writing it.They want to write about having sex with Applebloom? They can write about having sex with Applebloom.You want to write about a slow developed relationship with AB? Well golly gee you go right ahead and do that.Nothing is stop either party from writing what they want.
>>4184216I prefer being gelded but not wanting it but knowing the consequences if I tried to resist my mistressand whimpering and crying the whole way through while she tells me to stop being such a bitch.
>>4184206>your hand wanders toward the waistband of her panties, pulling it away-->she gently taps the back of your hand, and guides your hand down, over her underwear.>"Slow down, there, city-boy."
Now that I know that these sperglords actually have a vested interest in the "canon" of greentext stories, I'm going to devolve every single one into sex.
>>4184179Not one of the people that have been discussing so far, but this seems the right time and place for me. Not for outright sex, but for some sexual fooling around, certainly; she clearly wants to go ahead with it, the self insert does and there hasn't been any serious character breaking that annoyed me; stopping it here seems silly.
>>4184224Don't make me unf that hardI'm trying to stay true to my LDR girlfriendAnd there are pregnant bitches on OkCupidGoddamn it MLPGWhy you so appropriate to my situation?
>>4184249>she clearly wants to go ahead with it, the self insert does anTHEY ARE BOTH WRITTEN BY THE SAME PERSONWHATWHAtHAVEHAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKIGN MINDHAVE YOU GONE LITERALLY INSANE
>>4184237Except for the inevitable arguing about which one is "canon."
>>4184247Well that's not nice. Yeah people are disagreeing, but that's no reason to make things worse for everyone.
>>4184247Who's worried about how "canon" they are? I just think they're going faster than the characters would go.Loose Southern women is a stereotype that's only true half the time.
>>4184257And that causes me to say "It's fucking greentext on 4chan! It has no canon! There is no canon whatsoever!" But of course that old pesky "appeal to sanity" doesn't work here.
>tfw package hasn't shipped yet
>>4184216> intense anal trainingYou know, if you just start with a gay bottom you'll save yourself a LOT of hassleOr, you know, just show a straight guy how anal feels and use him as a fucktoy after some ... adjustment.
>>4184247I was thinking the same thing. I was considering writing about anon going after Big Macintosh after the derail earlier
>>4184206>you hesitantly allow your fingers to stroke against her slick, sensitive flesh>a throaty gasp escapes her lips, her chest heaving as she grips you tightly>ow>OW>she lets go of you, mumbling a timid apology
>>4184260How are you so autistic
>>4184268What are these "adjustments" you speak of?
>>4184253LDR?
>>4184247>sperglords>I'M GONNA WRECK IT!>THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!!! HA!Way to be 13 years old, there, chief.My beef with this is we're going too fast with it - the writers are letting their hormones guide the story, not their heads.
>>4184204that, is really hot
>>4184267>tfw i get excited over waiting for packages in the maili wish i had a better life
>>4184216See, I like all of that except for the no balls thingWhy does that have to be a part of it
Okay, you guysThe greentext is deeply importantI know thatBut please, please tell meHow the fuck do my belches taste and smell like mashed potatoes and butter when all I've had is kimchi and teriyaki chicken with onions?
>>4184247I'd like to personally thank whichever one of you assholes started this.
>>4184283probably something to do with the straight guy and the gay anal sex part
>>4184283Acculturation, getting used to the idea of being sexual with MEN instead of women. First you start with a strapon, then a strapon with blindfolds, then a man with a strapon, and finally that deep hot thick filling only a well-endowed man can bring.I mean I'm just imagining that progression, I'm more than half gay.
>>4184295Food magic it's like earth pony magic.
>>4184289>the writers are letting their hormones guide the story, not their heads.SO WHATSO FUCKING WHATWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T WRITEWRITE IT YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T LIKETHE WRITERS ARE GOING TO WRITE WHAT THEY WANT
>>4184204source?
>>4184301Whoever it was, started it last thread, most noticeably once we got to the barrel-dunking.
>>4184284Long Distance RelationshipAnd she doesn't want children (we're still twentysomethings) but goddamn I want to have sex with a pregnant woman and/or be a breederIt's ... confusing
I know you guys are arguing about > right now, but I found this picture on /co/.And that May Kanker is my new vision of human Derpy.
>>4184289hey don't look at me, it wasn't my idea to whip out our dickI was just aiming for some heavy petting
>>4184316I was. You told me to fuck off.
>>4184321Just fap to the idea.
>>4184323MLPG seems a lot more catty and spiteful than usual tonight.I hope nobody minds if I don't count this trainwreck of a derail as canon and continue on as if it never happened?
Anonymous hates fanfic writers.Anonymous hates fanfiction.Anonymous says fanfiction takes too much time to read and like.Anonymous tries to write a story.Anonymous fails.Anonymous bickers amongst Anonymous and the thread is ruined.Anonymous doesn't know what the fuck Anonymous wants.
Would you go on an [adventure] with pone?Which pones would you want to adventure with the most?
>>4184340tl;dr lul
>>4184337>I hope nobody minds if I don't count this trainwreck of a derail as canon and continue on as if it never happened?asdfASDJgtkaSD}gfasgghasgjasdgkl;asjhkl;asjgkasjghasklasdgfasdkl;kl;gjasdgjasdkl;gjasdkl;gjsdklgjasdfagjasdjkglasdjgvaskl;gjsgjasdfkl;gjkl;asgjbjasdgbjas'jgkl'asdjbgkl;gjkl;asdjfbgasdgjasbhjasdjgasdjkgfkl;asdjasdbgkbgjasdfjkljkl
>>4184322> girl on the right is Rarity when she went through her "lanky and goth" phase in high schoolFort Knox couldn't contain this boner
what does anal training even do? i've never stuck anything in my ass before and i was amazed at how easily and how far i could stuff large chance into my ass. i don't see any reason anyone would ever want to fit more than that in.
>>4184340>Anonymous is one person
>>4184337That might be best. Let this misadventure be lost to the sands of time. At least, past the point of snuggling on the repaired tractor. Up to there, both parties were still in agreement.
>>4184345The ponies you just posted.
>>4184333I've tried that. I want to try it, for real, at least the once.
>>4184345Sisterquest episode would be fun.
>>4184337I'm writing that "trainwreck"I never intended to hold the sex off forever
>>4184345Why the fuck is this so washed out
>>4184345Best adventuring music for best adventuring ponies.
wOULD YOU STICK YOUR DUCK INK A PINKIE PIE?
>>4184337>>4184360It's fucking greentext. Are you seriously arguing about greentext canon?
>>4184357If you can insert progressively larger objects without getting a prolapsed anus, you win a prize, or possibly a superpower.
>>4184374>artists in charge of shitty bloom effects
>>4184374Too much AppleBLOOM
>>4184273>>4184243>you rub your thumb over the warm spot of her panties, her beautiful breasts momentarily ignored, she's very, very wet, and panting heavily>she's stroking you gently now, and it feels all sorts of amazing, and you ask her how she feels>"Ah feel like Ah got a million butterflies in mah stomach right about now," she clambers onto your chest, leaving your erection behind, and curls up to you, her nipples brushing against your skin>you reach up, behind her head, running your fingers through her beautiful thick, red locks, and say that's just fine>She wriggles against you, not saying anything for moment>"Now ah didn't say jus' drop everythin' did I?"
>>4184357Something to make you feel more full.Something to stretch you out more.Something to push deeper.Moving in and out at a brisk pace.Until that full body euphoria hits.
>>4184358This is why I hold name/tripfags in higher regard than Anonymous posters. I try to ignore what you all say because of that fact you just said. This thread and story proves it, you all are unreliable.
>>4184374It's using the Battlefield engine.
>>4184345I can see AppleSquiggle being a great adventuring team.Just be ready for feels.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njXnHaxEzvc
>>4184391You hold Nathan in a higher regard than anonymous?
>>4184345What's the music from?
>>4184372Sorry - but this is just too fast for me, and if it's causing this much bickering, clearly, it's not something we're ready for just yet.Baby steps.
Right, well, I'm out for the night. You people have fun bickering.
>>4184390The first time I came while I was fingering myself was amazing.
>>4184379YES, BUT NOT THAT ONE.
>>4184358Anonymous needs to spot acting like one, we don't like it
>>4184404we won't be taking her virginity. don't worry. even I recognize that would be too fast
>>4184401You're fucking joking rightlike seriously, don't fuck with me right now
>>4184260Since you're still here you'd better be capping this shit.
>>4184367Only if it's with best sisters and not CMC.
>>4184381No. I'm saying I'm going to ignore what you're writing because I don't think it fits the story.There's no arguing involved.
>>4184401Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.The first time that song played, at the end of the first episode, a massive feel welled up inside my chestThat is the song you play to let folks know that there is a whole new world out there and by god you are going to explore it.
>>4184420>Best sisters>Not the Spaw Twins>Not the Pegasisters from Hurricane Fluttershy.
>>4184322She's even got the kind of deep voice, and she looks pretty cute in that picture.I like it.
>>4184389The phonetic accent is throwing me off.
>>4184397Actually, yes I do. I disagree with what Nathan says most of the time, but I respect his opinion all the same. Anonymous on the other hand is so random and carefree as an identity (and anonymous is an identity, the lack of one is one) that it's unreliable for everything, opinions and all. It's not tripfags shitting up this thread. It's not namefags ERPing and arguing.It's you, Anonymous.
>>4184424You are an outrageous faggot of the highest calibre.The story is fucking apple bloom. How does the writing 'not fit'?
Thank you Mane~
>>4184345
>>4184432You always know just when to show up.
>>4184449>fucking Apple BloomWoah, what did I miss?
>>4184453The first one looks better.
>>4184449>"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IGNORE IT!">"Okay.">"ffffffffffFFFFFUCK YOU STOP IGNORING IT!!!!"
>>4184453TOOMUCHSATURATIONnot enough bloom
would you molest this fish?
I hope you're happy Aspirant.You ruined greentext stories.Of all fucking things.
>>4184458The fact that this guy has no idea what this story's actually about. He thinks it's just another faptext, when really it's more akin to a miniquest.
>>4184438>background characters>best anything
>>4184478>ruined greentextlet's see if I can fix that
>>4184472That's easily one of the strangest questions I've ever been asked.Because the answer is so obviously "yes".
>>4184449Because the story is NOT "fucking" Applebloom.
>>4184478>fanfictionwho cares
>>4184478Does this mean we can go back to posting fanfics in images?
>>4184481ITIS GREENTEXTSTORIES
>>4184478He also gave a bunch of new people a complete misunderstanding of what a "quest" is, so now they're all going to fuck over future real quests.
>>4184472Yes but, where is her vagina'
>>4184481It is a min quest, and the problem is that the DM's are all anonymous. No one knows who is who, and there is no structure like in other quests with tripfags and namefags.
>>4184463
>>4184481You're actually serious, aren't you. Are you Red Player?
>>4184489>"She's not 'just a piece of ass,' Big Mac. Not to me."
>>4184481It is a min quest, and the problem is that the DM's are all anonymous. No one knows who is who, and there is no structure like in other quests with tripfags and namefags.>>4184493And you fail to understand that there have been previous green text stories that relate to one another.
What things would you do to this cake mlpg?
>>4184486Is this what we're doing now?Because this isn't very fun
>>4184510I'd stick my dick in it.
>>4184389>"Guess you didn't~">you shimmy yourself down an inch or two, putting you at eye-level with her perky breasts>one hand comes to rest on her back, tugging her down towards you and pressing your face into her chest>your lips encircle her nipple, provoking a squeal of delight from her as you give it a gentle suckle>"N-Now ain't THAT somethin'...<3"
>>4184489Yes it isThat's how it's being written.
how can i turn this into sex with ashleigh while she does the rainbow dash voicehttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/heyocean/bring-us-to-you-hey-ocean-tours-the-world
>>4184509HOW ARE YOU EVEN WHAT?HOW DOES THIS RELATE AT ALL?IT DOESN'T.
>>4184520By you, maybe.Everyone else seems to disagree.
>>4184487>>4184498yes, how would you molest her?
>>4184512Let's try another flavor of greentext, then.
>>4184510Ask Rarity to sit in it and then lick it off her assAnd then jog an extra mile for the next week; cake's bad for you yo
>>4184508And that's suddenly not true anymore?Do we love her any less for wanting to be close to her?
>>4184536>Rarity flashLink?
>>4184496>>4184478I knew this would happen. Despite three quests and many other green text stories, Aspirant is now a shit poster, and things would have been better if he never posted at all.THIS is why I don't consider what Anonymous says. No one should listen to what Anonymous has to say about anything.
>>4184534Me and the other writers ARE. WRITING. IT. THIS. WAY.
>>4184521She's either seriously delusional about this music "career" or she's subtly manipulating bronies.
>>4184493>>4184531Christ, you're mad. You're telling us "it's just greentext stories" but you seem awfully angry that nobody's agreeing with you.
>>4184521
>>4184546No, fuck you.Aspirant is a good poster.Anonymous is the shitposter, and nothing he says should ever be taken seriously.
>>4184546>THIS is why I don't consider what Anonymous says>Anonymous is right
Holy shit it has finally happened.MLPG has either gotten tired of hating on the hated tripfriends (or enough of the hated tripfriends have gone anon) so it has started hating in on itself.Soon all contributors will be driven away and MLPG will be nothing more than an angry husk filled with bile and feces.
>>4184469
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bendof bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back toHowth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggyisthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: norhad topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselseto Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumperall the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe totauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had akidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair invanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot apeck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and roryend to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface. The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and lateron life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of theoffwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sendsan unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the parkwhere oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-linsfirst loved livvy.
>>4184566You won't be able to drive me away.
>>4184546>>4184478
>>4184545http://e621.net/data/43/7e/437e7aef5f3b16a70b15a590a519157f.swf
>>4184521>Dash voice>not Applejack voice
>>4184566dibs on the feces
What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! UaluUalu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are stillout to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata-pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear!Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill-killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab-solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met theduskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars andbody!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign ofsoft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaksof ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall ifyou but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall thepharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.
>>4184549While he does sound mad, you people complaining about this greentext going outside of your comfort zone are just as bad.
>>4184418I'm not joking.Dude, it's pretty fucking great that I could afford Internet this year. If I don't know what something is, don't judge.
>>4184513Fuck this thread.
>>4184574PERFECTTHIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM>>4184576Ur a faggot
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So you're at the club writing greentext about your waifu when this guy comes and slaps your ass. Keep in mind he's 6'7 and 300 lbs.What do you do?
>>4184536slip my fingers in her soppy cloaca while I kiss her>>4184545http://e621.net/post/show/221341/cup-equine-feral-friendship_is_magic-horn-horse-mawait, that guy got it
>>4184592>picture over her bedew, fanon
>>4184546>>4184478So it begins, we hate Aspirant now.Awesome. No wonder twice more artistic people left general in 2012 than in 2011.Good job, faggot. And you ask why can't you have nice things? Because of you, of yourself. The worst community ever within the fandom.
>>4184592No thanks.I'd rather keep my carnal knowledge of the thread low.
>>4184592They don't even know is the worst part
next to nothing and celescalating the himals and all, hierarchitec-titiptitoploftical, with a burning bush abob off its baubletop andwith larrons o'toolers clittering up and tombles a'buckets clotter-ing down. Of the first was he to bare arms and a name: Wassaily Boos-laeugh of Riesengeborg. His crest of huroldry, in vert withancillars, troublant, argent, a hegoak, poursuivant, horrid, horned.His scutschum fessed, with archers strung, helio, of the second.Hootch is for husbandman handling his hoe. Hohohoho, MisterFinn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and,O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah, you're vinegar! Hahahaha,Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!
>>4184140I couldn't really tell what was going on in the area between Rarity's tail and her mane, so I blanked it out
>>4184575>violer d'amoresunf
>>4184587See >>4184425
>>4184547It's just you. And you're throwing a temper tantrum.
>>4184598"Buy me a drink and meet me in the men's room."
>>4184521Remember when Kickstarter was actually for cool shit
What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersdaythis municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness to the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successiveages that shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims thatwould blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out ofheaven. Stay us wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O Sus-tainer, what time we rise and when we take up to toothmick andbefore we lump down upown our leatherbed and in the night andat the fading of the stars! For a nod to the nabir is better than winkto the wabsanti. Otherways wesways like that provost scoffing bedoueen the jebel and the jpysian sea. Cropherb the crunch-bracken shall decide. Then we'll know if the feast is a flyday. Shehas a gift of seek on site and she allcasually ansars helpers, thedreamydeary. Heed! Heed! It may half been a missfired brick, assome say, or it mought have been due to a collupsus of his backpromises, as others looked at it. (There extand by now one thou-sand and one stories, all told, of the same).
>>4184576LK pls
>>4184605Nah mate, we still love him.
Dooks pls stram
This thread is terrible.Everyone eject, and we'll try again later?
>>4184513B-but I don't want to die!
But so sore did abe ite ivvy's holired abbles, (what with the wallhall's horrors of rolls-rights, carhacks, stonengens, kisstvanes, tramtrees, fargobawlers,autokinotons, hippohobbilies, streetfleets, tournintaxes, mega-phoggs, circuses and wardsmoats and basilikerks and aeropagods and the hoyse and the jollybrool and the peeler in the coat andthe mecklenburk bitch bite at his ear and the merlinburrow bur-rocks and his fore old porecourts, the bore the more, and his
>>4184624dooks is ded
>>4184625I should set up a stream or something.
>>4184623Then why did you let one faggot start the shitstrom that was caught by others?
>>4184626
>>4184635Not a bad idea. What're you thinking of streaming?
blightblack workingstacks at twelvepins a dozen and the noobi-busses sleighding along Safetyfirst Street and the derryjellybiessnooping around Tell-No-Tailors' Corner and the fumes and thehopes and the strupithump of his ville's indigenous romekeepers,homesweepers, domecreepers, thurum and thurum in fancymudmurumd and all the uproor from all the aufroofs, a roof for may and a reef for hugh butt under his bridge suits tony) wan warn-ing Phill filt tippling full. His howd feeled heavy, his hoddit didshake. (There was a wall of course in erection) Dimb! He stot-tered from the latter. Damb! he was dud. Dumb! Mastabatoom,mastabadtomm, when a mon merries his lute is all long. Forwhole the world to see.
>>4184566Who are our hated tripfriends?
>>4184621Shit. Am I that obvious?
>>4184636I don't even know what people are arguing about. I've just been sitting back watching for the last 30 minutes hoping we'd talk about gelding more.
>>4184636Anonymous likes to build someone up, then tear them down for entertainment.
>>4184610thanks man, you're a true nigga
Shize? I should shee! Macool, Macool, orra whyi deed ye diie?of a trying thirstay mournin? Sobs they sighdid at Fillagain'schrissormiss wake, all the hoolivans of the nation, prostrated intheir consternation and their duodisimally profusive plethora ofululation. There was plumbs and grumes and cheriffs and citherers and raiders and cinemen too. And the all gianed in with the shout-most shoviality. Agog and magog and the round of them agrog.To the continuation of that celebration until Hanandhunigan'sextermination! Some in kinkin corass, more, kankan keening.Belling him up and filling him down. He's stiff but he's steady isPriam Olim! 'Twas he was the dacent gaylabouring youth. Sharpen his pillowscone, tap up his bier! E'erawhere in this whorl would yehear sich a din again? With their deepbrow fundigs and the dusty fidelios. They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet. And a barrowload of guenesis hoer his head.Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!
Why does MLPG hate it's contributors so much>GGMSAspirantNathanSentenalAnd that's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are dozens more.The only contributors left around here that don't seem to garner hate are Jr, Scrubbing Bubbles and anyone else who runs full quests regularly.
>>4184640Well, if you wanna watch me paint pictures for a story?
>>4184518they didn't scare you off, did they...?
>slugbox is selling a series of prints of famous tumblr users and fanart tumblr drawfagsshit, that guy is completely out of ideas after he said he "officially" gave up the pony fandom.
Hurrah, there is but young gleve for the owl globe wheels inview which is tautaulogically the same thing. Well, Him a beingso on the flounder of his bulk like an overgrown babeling, let weepeep, see, at Hom, well, see peegee ought he ought, platterplate.Hum! From Shopalist to Bailywick or from ashtun to baronoathor from Buythebanks to Roundthehead or from the foot of thebill to ireglint's eye he calmly extensolies. And all the way (ahorn!) from fiord to fjell his baywinds' oboboes shall wail him
>>4184518>>4184518>>4184518>you tease her with your tongue, giving her nipple a gentle flick, your teeth just caressing her little nub>you run your hand up her back and she moans again, resting her hands on the top of your head, your other hand resting on her ass once more and you're hard as stone, she's fiddling with you down there, driving you mad, and she leans into your ear as you lick and suckle her nipple.
>>4184655>nathan>sentenal>contributors
>>4184655MS isn't really a contributor anymore.
>>4184655Because when they contribute, that's great. But most of the time it's just namefagging
>>4184645sentenalDDNanakiDinofagWinston
>>4184658That soundsfun
rockbound (hoahoahoah!) in swimswamswum and all the livvy-long night, the delldale dalppling night, the night of bluerybells,her flittaflute in tricky trochees (O carina! O carina!) wake him.With her issavan essavans and her patterjackmartins about allthem inns and ouses. Tilling a teel of a tum, telling a toll of a tea-ry turty Taubling. Grace before Glutton. For what we are, gifs a gross if we are, about to believe. So pool the begg and pass thekish for crawsake. Omen. So sigh us. Grampupus is fallen downbut grinny sprids the boord. Whase on the joint of a desh? Fin-foefom the Fush. Whase be his baken head? A loaf of Singpan-try's Kennedy bread. And whase hitched to the hop in his tayle?A glass of Danu U'Dunnell's foamous olde Dobbelin ayle. But,lo, as you would quaffoff his fraudstuff and sink teeth throughthat pyth of a flowerwhite bodey behold of him as behemoth forhe is noewhemoe. Finiche! Only a fadograph of a yestern scene.
>>4184655>Nathan>Sentenal>contributor
>>4184655>Nathan>ContributorAnyway, generating shitstorms doesn't mean they're hated. It means anons go full retard whenever they're around.And MLPG isn't one person.
>>4184668Nathan used to do shit, and Sentenal would be considered more of a helper than a contributor
Almost rubicund Salmosalar, ancient fromout the ages of the Ag-apemonides, he is smolten in our mist, woebecanned and packtaway. So that meal's dead off for summan, schlook, schlice andgoodridhirring. Yet may we not see still the brontoichthyan form outlined a-slumbered, even in our own nighttime by the sedge of the trout-ling stream that Bronto loved and Brunto has a lean on. Hiccubat edilis. Apud libertinam parvulam. Whatif she be in flags or flitters,reekierags or sundyechosies, with a mint of mines or beggar apinnyweight. Arrah, sure, we all love little Anny Ruiny, or, wemean to say, lovelittle Anna Rayiny, when unda her brella, midpiddle med puddle, she ninnygoes nannygoes nancing by. Yoh!Brontolone slaaps, yoh snoores. Upon Benn Heather, in SeepleIsout too. The cranic head on him, caster of his reasons, peer yu-thner in yondmist. Whooth? His clay feet, swarded in verdigrass,stick up starck where he last fellonem, by the mund of the maga-zine wall, where our maggy seen all, with her sisterin shawl.
>>4184668Sentenal caps quests and other things for easy saving and access.Nathan, however infrequently, writes fics. Even if it's a shit fic, it is still contributing.
>>4184658People love art streams.
>>4184660No I had some problem with the comment field being 'too long'My bad. Keep going on.
Fuck you guys I'm gonna go smoke weed and get drunk and fantasize about my waifu while listening to music that reminds me of herCall me when you chill out
>>4184673Give us a moment to get something to eat, and I'll have it up.http://www.livestream.com/artanonMeantime, you can file in.
>>4184610Heh, yeah I know what you mean. At first glance it looked easy enough but then fell the fuck apart.
>>4184681He doesn't write anymore, he just attentionwhores. And other people do a better job of capping and archiving than sentenal.
>>4184672not all of them trip, and sentenal hate isnt universal. same for nanaki. i'd be willing to say that the attitude towards most of them is indifference
>>4184697Didn't he do friendoff shit earlier this summer?And I thought he took off his trip for good. Again.
>>4184697What archive of quests is better than this?https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>4184697I don't blame him for not writing anymore, considering the response most of the time.
>>4184679Hahaha whenever you post this one i lose my shit
enjoyable of our mounding's mass, now Wallinstone nationalmuseum, with, in some greenish distance, the charmful water-loose country and the two quitewhite villagettes who hear showof themselves so gigglesomes minxt the follyages, the prettilees!Penetrators are permitted into the museomound free. Welsh andthe Paddy Patkinses, one shelenk! Redismembers invalids of oldguard find poussepousse pousseypram to sate the sort of their butt.For her passkey supply to the janitrix, the mistress Kathe. Tip. This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in!Now yiz are in the Willingdone Museyroom. This is a Prooshi-ous gunn. This is a ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag of the Prooshi-ous, the Cap and Soracer. This is the bullet that byng the flag ofthe Prooshious. This is the ffrinch that fire on the Bull that bangthe flag of the Prooshious. Saloos the Crossgunn!
>>4184566Nah, it's not hating on itself, there's just one guy taking a story in a direction entirely contrary to where it's been for the past... fuck, month and a half? Maybe longer, I haven't really been paying attention.
>>4184716http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
>>4184688>tfw no weed
>>4184718Nathan is the only MLPG goer I've ever hated specifically
>>4184729Why?
Up with yourpike and fork! Tip. (Bullsfoot! Fine!) This is the triplewon hat ofLipoleum. Tip. Lipoleumhat. This is the Willingdone on hissame white harse, the Cokenhape. This is the big Sraughter Wil-lingdone, grand and magentic in his goldtin spurs and his ironeddux and his quarterbrass woodyshoes and his magnate's gharters and his bangkok's best and goliar's goloshes and his pullupon-easyan wartrews. This is his big wide harse. Tip. This is the threelipoleum boyne grouching down in the living detch. This is aninimyskilling inglis, this is a scotcher grey, this is a davy, stoop-ing. This is the bog lipoleum mordering the lipoleum beg. AGallawghurs argaumunt. This is the petty lipoleum boy thatwas nayther bag nor bug. Assaye, assaye! Touchole Fitz Tuo-mush. Dirty MacDyke. And Hairy O'Hurry. All of themarminus-varminus. This is Delian alps. This is Mont Tivel,this is Mont Tipsey, this is the Grand Mons Injun. This is thecrimealine of the alps hooping to sheltershock the three lipoleums.
>>4184727Archive of quests, genius
>>4184723I don't want to read the same story over and over again for a month and a half.It's boring. We're finally getting somewhere hot and then it's autist supercenter in here.
>>4184727archive of quests, he said. Sent's archive is very nice, all of MLPGs quests in one place.
>>4184728I don't know that feel, literally every one of my friends deal drugs.Florida, man.
This is the jinnies with their legahorns feinting to read in theirhandmade's book of stralegy while making their war undisidesthe Willingdone. The jinnies is a cooin her hand and the jinnies isa ravin her hair and the Willingdone git the band up. This is bigWillingdone mormorial tallowscoop Wounderworker obscideson the flanks of the jinnies. Sexcaliber hrosspower. Tip. This
>You now realize that if it wasn't for Fluttershy's insecurity, the main 6 wouldn't have gotten their cutie marks
>>4184663can't say I hated his stuffgod I wish I had the dosh to get him to draw Fallout Equestria characters
>>4184727Except these days Jr's about the only questrunner who still runs in the dead thread, so most'd be missed if the marker crew doesn't show up to drop the marker in there quickly.Not to mention it's a right headache to find a specific session in there if you don't know the postnumber ahead of time.
is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most AwfulGrimmest Sunshat Cromwelly. Looted. This is the jinnies' hast-ings dispatch for to irrigate the Willingdone. Dispatch in thinred lines cross the shortfront of me Belchum. Yaw, yaw, yaw!Leaper Orthor. Fear siecken! Fieldgaze thy tiny frow. Hugact-ing. Nap. That was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy theWillingdone. Shee, shee, shee! The jinnies is jillous agincourtingall the lipoleums. And the lipoleums is gonn boycottoncrezy ontothe one Willingdone. And the Willingdone git the band up. Thisis bode Belchum, bonnet to busby, breaking his secred word with aball up his ear to the Willingdone. This is the Willingdone's hur-old dispitchback. Dispitch desployed on the regions rare of meBelchum. Salamangra! Ayi, ayi, ayi! Cherry jinnies. Figtreeyou!Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first joke ofWillingdone, tic for tac. Hee, hee, hee!
>>4184739The reaction alone should tell you that the General doesn't think it's time for that.You're telling us we're wrong for not agreeing with you.
>>4184744Drugs are bad.The nice cop in fourth grade told me so.
>>4184739I probably should have added on 'and a couple guys getting way too mad about it'.
>>4184734Because every time he posts, it goes something like this.>Nathan posts>"Pls go brony">I'm hardly a brony, guys>Bull-fucking-shit, Nathan>Yeah well at least bronies make the world better!>Thread is a shitstorm at this pointI want him to go forever
>>4184750If Fluttershy's parents hadn't sent her to flight camp the sonic rainboom wouldn't have happened.
>>4184750If twilight wasn't born with autism the main 6 wouldn't of even become friends.
OK Mane, that's enough. I pay you only to post when we need you, you're not getting over time.
>>4184734He's not an idiot, but he chooses to act like one.He's clearly informed on why we don't like bronies, and still he acts like one.He knows we hate attention whores who don't contribute, so he stopped writing and started posting pictures of himself. What's to like?
>>4184762Like>>4184759Who, with his incessant whining, speaks for the general now. Because when he disagrees, it's everyone disagreeing.And the people who are writing it, and the people who want more, they disagree with you.
>>4184760You were lied toCannabis is pretty cool and not at all dangerous if you're not a moron
>>4184760Motherfucker my D.A.R.E. cop was the coolest bro I've ever met.
This is me Belchum inhis twelvemile cowchooks, weet, tweet and stampforth foremost,footing the camp for the jinnies. Drink a sip, drankasup, for he'sas sooner buy a guinness than he'd stale store stout. This is Roo-shious balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is CanonFutter with the popynose. After his hundred days' indulgence.This is the blessed. Tarra's widdars! This is jinnies in the bonny bawn blooches. This is lipoleums in the rowdy howses. This is theWillingdone, by the splinters of Cork, order fire. Tonnerre!(Bullsear! Play!) This is camelry, this is floodens, this is thesolphereens in action, this is their mobbily, this is panickburns.Almeidagad! Arthiz too loose! This is Willingdone cry. Brum!Brum! Cumbrum! This is jinnies cry. Underwetter! Goatstrip Finnlambs! This is jinnies rinning away to their ouster-lists dowan a bunkersheels. With a nip nippy nip and a trip trip-py trip so airy. For their heart's right there. Tip.
>>4184767Funny, most of the time I've seen him post was for early 2011 nostalgia and trying to get shitty worldbuilding discussions going before the no fun police showed up.
>>4184788He could do that without a trip
>>4184788Hitler used to draw Disney characters.
This is me Bel-chum's tinkyou tankyou silvoor plate for citchin the crapes inthe cool of his canister. Poor the pay! This is the bissmark of themarathon merry of the jinnies they left behind them. This is theWillingdone branlish his same marmorial tallowscoop Sophy-Key-Po for his royal divorsion on the rinnaway jinnies. Gam-bariste della porca! Dalaveras fimmieras! This is the pettiest
does mlpg enjoy adventure time?
>>4184667>your hand slips from her rear, running over her hip and slinking its way under the fabric of her panties>Applebloom sighs in delight, closing her eyes with a blissful smile on her face as your fingers tantalize her tender flesh>her crimson hair hangs down messily over her shoulders, and her freckled cheeks are tinged a deep red>she bites her lower lip, desperately trying to stifle her throes of pleasure>"Nnnngh..."
You you into a Bun Bun?
>>4184781Mine yelled at me for not making a drawing telling people why drugs are bad. Drugs are super bad.
>>4184774To be fair, he was kind of the first person to really do meetups.That's the only real brony thing I can pin on him and there wasn't a precedent then.And you guys whored out that first picture often enough he may have gotten the wrong idea.Still, there was a point where he should have just shut up about it. That was a long time ago.
>>4184810Not recently. It's just lost that feel from earlier episodes.
of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone fromhis big white harse, the Capeinhope. Stonewall Willingdoneis an old maxy montrumeny. Lipoleums is nice hung bushel-lors. This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willing-done. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk from the hinnessy.This is the hinndoo Shimar Shin between the dooley boy and thehinnessy. Tip. This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up thehalf of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddlefilth. This is the hinndoo waxing ranjymad for a bombshoob.
>>4184775Hey, I don't care either way. I don't really see why it's a big deal, just think of it as an alternate plotline. Would probably help if the different writers start using names to differentiate, though.
Les Miserables is the greatest musical ever written. I would kill to see an episode based off of it. Hell, even just a ponified song would make me hard.
This is the Willingdone hanking the half of the hat of lipoleumsup the tail on the buckside of his big white harse. Tip. That wasthe last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same whiteharse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp, waggling his tailoscruppwith the half of a hat of lipoleums to insoult on the hinndoo see-boy. Hney, hney, hney! (Bullsrag! Foul!) This is the seeboy,madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone:Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap! This is the Willingdone, bornstableghentleman, tinders his maxbotch to the cursigan Shimar Shin.Basucker youstead! This is the dooforhim seeboy blow the wholeof the half of the hat of lipoleums off of the top of the tail on theback of his big wide harse. Tip (Bullseye! Game!) How Copen-hagen ended. This way the museyroom. Mind your boots goanout.
drugs are bad because they are illegal. the united states american president knows whats best for you.
>>4184831Animaniacs did that once.
>>4184821Mine was a huge black guy that spent the whole class dunking on this short kid that wanted to be a basketball player when he grew up
>>4184813Man, I suddenly feel really bad for the virgins among us.They have no idea what this feels like.
Phew! What a warm time we were in there but how keling is here theairabouts! We nowhere she lives but you mussna tell annaone forthe lamp of Jig-a-Lanthern! It's a candlelittle houthse of a monthand one windies. Downadown, High Downadown. And num-mered quaintlymine. And such reasonable weather too! The wa-grant wind's awalt'zaround the piltdowns and on every blastedknollyrock (if you can spot fifty I spy four more) there's thatgnarlybird ygathering, a runalittle, doalittle, preealittle, pouralittle,wipealittle, kicksalittle, severalittle, eatalittle, whinealittle, kenalittle,helfalittle, pelfalittle gnarlybird. A verytableland of bleakbardfields!Under his seven wrothschields lies one, Lumproar. His glav tosidehim. Skud ontorsed. Our pigeons pair are flewn for northcliffs.
>>4184831Les Mis is great, sure.But then there are other musicals like Jekyll & Hyde, Wicked and Avenue Q.
>>4184769but the time when they got the cutie mark impacted their life more, it's just a matter of time until the 6 of them meet up with each other.If we remove Fluttershy out of the equation, the race never happened, and the main 5 never got their destined cutie marksKinda wish there's a time fucking episode now
>>4184831How about a musical episode that's basically influenced by 2 or 3 great plays at once?Well that's probably not realistic for them to do an entire musical episode, but still.
i don't know what that crap is, but i can get behind Braeburn.sexually.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4184850At once? Naw.Just one at a time like Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
>>4184840What was that movie that brought up "The Arch"?I didn't even realize The Arch was special until that movie. Now I can't help but get a fuzzy feeling whenever I remember the first time.
>>4184753>F:E characters.>Covered in a layer of slime.
>>4184846If we're doing time-fuckery I want a flash forward episode where the CMC have conveniently hidden flanks whenever they show up.
>>4184858"The Arch"?
>>4184837>filenameWait,are you implying that Onta is Doxy?
>>4184857Not at the exact same time. I mean like a few different scenes from famous plays done one after the other.
>>4184837Thank you President Ronnie.I will sacrifice Jelly Beans in your honor.
>>4184861The Stare-capable Taint Monsters would be perfect for that. Shame nobody ever drew them doing anything fun.
>>4184853I don't know about you, but personally I'd rather get under himsexually
>>4184818bun in the oven? I like
>>4184867When you're sliding a girl's panties off and she lifts her butt up a little to make it easier.The first time is full of wonder and relief.
>people say they cant fap to their own artthe problem is you need to stop drawing shitty porn.
>>4184667>you can't bear it, the gentle pumping of your shaft is driving you mad, your'e going to cum on her stomach if she continues>you can tell she's close, and you are too, there's blood rushing in your ears, and your hearts are beating a mile-a-minute>flexing your hand, you reach over and press your hand into her mound, massing her gently, and she gasps, arching her back, tossing her head back as finally, the orgasm that's been building up inside her washes over her body in waves of pleasure>she lets out a shrill cry of pleasure>oh shit>shit>oh shit you pray nobody heard that
>>4184884you don't say...gonna have to remember that one
off the top of anyones head does anyone know what tablet is that?
>>4184884Oh that. I didn't realize it was that special either but it is pretty great.
>>4184813>>4184887well that worked out
>>4184871>that extremely minimal trollingi think its time for you to go to bed anon
>>4184905>filename
>>4184905>Steampunk Futa Sleepyhead.png
>23 and never spent more than an hour at a time with a girlI don't feel too bad
>>4184908>rainbow-colored cockHuh.
>>4184905I thought the original picture had a large dick and someone edited it to be a bong
>>4184884that would have to be a skinny girl with little panties then, I don't like those anyway
>>4184921its true, i fapped to the original
>>4184927Post it?
>>4184923So it's easier to slide from between the bed and her butt, anon.I don't think size of the girl nor the panties matter.
>>4184846>that fucking spike cosplay
>>4184917it will be alright in the end. if it isn;t alright, it isn't the end.
>>4184933OH while she laying down. I thought you'd take them off while she's still standing, and she tiptoe or something>laying down with clothes on
>>4184887>her chest rises and falls with her labored breathing, a look of ecstasy on her face>after a long moment, you see her body slacken as a deep sigh escapes her lips>she leans down and lays herself over you, nuzzling her cheek against your shoulder as she basks in the afterglow>"Ain't nobody...ever done that...fer me before...'sides me..." she whispers between her soft panting>"S-So you liked it...?">she chuckles and gives you a half-lidded look>"Oh, I LOVED it.">she nuzzles against you, resting the underside of her chin against her shoulder as she whispers into your ear>"And I love YOU...">you rest your hands on her back, holding her close to you>"I love you too..."
This year I have a dorm on the first floor with a window right by the main entrance. I was trying to think of something subtle pony related I could put in the window. I was thinking a series of signs that are in the mane 6 colours with "inspirational" words on them. Something like:Pink= "Smile!"Purple= "Study!"White= "Create!"Any ideas of other shit I could do. I'd like to keep it subtle.
>>4184961rarity="Fuck!"
a disturbing trend i am seeing is furries adding mlp cutiemarks to their fursonas. good thing i stopped caring about what furfags do long ago.
>>4184917ONLY A FEW MORE YEARS BEFORE YOU BECOME A WIZARD, ANONYMOUS
>>4184961>"I like to fuck horses!"
>>4184959GOOD END
Would you feel the most connection with someone who shared your opinions on:1. Music2. Politics3. Fetishes
>>4184961
>>4184967>vector cutiemark thrown in>someone paid for this
>>4184961Eggshell yellow= "Wub Wub"
>>4184972THEN BIG MACINTOSH KICKED IN THE DOOR, THREW OUT APPLEBLOOM AND FUCKED YOU IN THE ASSTHE END
>>4184967I'm beginning to think that my ability to ignore everything I don't like about a picture and to focus only on what I like when I'm fapping is uniqueI must be a master of masturbation
>>4184961Eh, that sounds pretty lame to me to be honest.I know you have that spark inside you that wants to do that, but what always kills it for me is when I remember:>"Wait, do I really want to talk to anyone who would recognize this?"
>>41849783
>>4184959Cood show chum! Oh, and thanks for sticking with me to the endMuch fun was had, despite all the bullshit we had to endureSo, cap it?Or what's going on? This -is- getting capped innit?
>>4184978It's a toss up between politics and fetishes.
>>4184992No.Not even MLPG
>>4184990NOT IN MY CANON >:(
>>4184978Well, since most of my friends are metalheads and could__ care less about politics, I'm gonna have to say fetishes.My best friend/FWB for 10+ years shares all of my fetishes too.
>>4184978anyone who has the same fetishes as me needs to be thrown in jail for life.
>>4184992>Someone recognizes it.>It's the worst definition of a brony neckbear.>You open the door and he rolls into you, spaghetti flying everywhere.>You are crushed under his odor, and massive form.
MLPG how can I get better at drawing before my birthday?
Anyone who has a fart/vore fetish is a true nigga
>>4184992Maybe I'll do it as an experiment and report here on any bites I get.
>>4184992Fucking this.Back after s1e10, I thought I could go around and be subtle, so I made the poor decision of naming my laptop Parasprite.People who DON'T know about it are confused and I can't come up with an answer, which raises suspicion.People who DID know about it still bother me on Facebook to this day.
>>4185010>tfw my foot fetish is common enough that it's not a big deal>ftw I idolize Tarantino for being so bold over it, and giving me what I love to see in his filmsUnf, Death Proof
>>4184990if Big Mac finds him, he'll probably be fine with it at this point, him having proven he loves Applebloom and whatnot.i wonder what Applejack'd do, though.
>>4185000>Oh, and thanks for sticking with me to the endlikewiseI thought it was pretty cute
>>4185020No. Don't.Seriously, take it from a stranger.Don't tell anyone. Make no hint. Deny all accusations.It will save you a truckload of trouble.
>>4185026>That feel when foot fetish is so strong that just seeing a woman's bare soles in public will cause you to chub up
>>4184967I really like skunks
>>4185030THEN APPLEJACK KICKED THROUGH A WALL, TOSSED OUT BIG MACINTOSH AND FORCED YOU TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS
>>4185030>>4184990>>4184972Tune in next time for Oral! For both parties!
>>4185041I like kangaroos and rabbits more
>>4185037Kinda too late for that.
>>4185030She'd have a very lengthy talk with Applebloom later made entirely of euphemismsAnd Applebloom would interpret them all literally just to annoy her
>>4185030Oh man SnarkyYou know that prompt? With that jilted Cheerilee and comforting student?I go 7K words out of that bad boy
>>4185038Summer = foot fetish heaven
>>4185037>tfw too intimidating to have to worry about bronies confronting me about it.
>>4185041i like kangaroos as long as they dont have horrifying realistic kangaroo corkscrew hemipenis
>>4185060I live in Florida.Women walk around barefoot or in flip-flops pretty much year round.
>>4185038>>4185060Oh fuck, this. Holy shit when I see a cute girl with her bare feet and little toes>tfw a girl wearing shoes slips out of them>not wearing socks>she's flexing her toes and everything>>4185080I'm intensely envious.
>>4185041you too?fuck they are awesome
>>4185075Scootaroo
>>4185080Lucky dog
>>4185006>missed some parts>some spoiler text is in blue and some in blackmy autism will not allow thisstand back, I'll do this myself
>>4185059Jilted by who?
>>4185089>Sentenal in charge of doing something right.
oh mlpg don't tell me you forgot the golden rule
>>4185036Me too. Teenage get-togethers can be cute, >>4185089MOST APPRECIATED
can someone explain the foot fetish to me in one sentence or less, i dont understand.if i had to pick a body part to masturbate to i would choose the vagina or boobs.
>>4185089What did I miss?
>>4185097By Big Mac, that cheating bastard. He dumps her for Fluttershy because he wanted to date somebody less interesting.
>>4185112Oh hey, you're like me but short four inches and about thirty pounds.
>>4185109just like vagina butt and boobs, feet are usually hidden away so it is exciting to see them
>>4185109They're on the same level as boobs to me. You either like 'em or you don't.
>>4185109>boobsYou disgust me.
>>4185121shut the fuck up
>>4185059good on you, brother.>>4185053>ah assume ya know 'bout th' birds'n th' bees, but...>>'course i do! keep calm 'round 'em an' they don't sting ya.
>>4185121>Deaf is 6'7 and 235 poundsGood god please don't become an actual rapist
>>4185112Eh, 5'8 200, barrel chested and spent most of my time in a weight room in high school.It's funny when I think about it, all that time I was trying to avoid people. Never wanted no trabble.
>>4185102Go away, Friend Computer.
>>41851376'8", and I don't plan on it.
>>4185137>ski mask
>>4185109Basically feet are to me as a pair of breasts may be for another man.I've had a foot fetish since I was little
>>4185137He's too beta for that. He will just daydream about raping 2.3 for the rest of his life.
>>4185137That's fucking horrifying
>>4185147Well, I doubt many rapists planned on it
>>4185147How can it be surprise sex if you planned it?
>>4185112oh boy time for personal blog6'1 165lbs, Running master race reporting
>>4185163>not extensively planning your rapeHave fun in pound-in-the-ass federal prison.
Aw, did I miss skunks?
>>4185147>don't plan on it>Not just a flat denial.>Not a "I won't."Oh god.
>>4185082too bad there's no skunk pony
How much does your favorite pony weigh?How about when she's stuffed?
>>4185147>6'8"I'm going to be imagining Hodor whenever you post now
I wish fluttershy would get sprayed by a skunk
i can understand that people like weird shit.feet are disgusting to me though, the lumpy bones and bulging veins gross me out
>>4185155There's nary any good art of it in this fandom, compared to wakfu.There's a few choice pics that get me off though
>>4185137what is so scary about this?i'm 6"2 and 220
>>4185185>this artist will never make the other 3 ponies chubbyWhy is life so unfair?
>>4185170There's a difference between planning a rape and planning on becoming a rapist.Reading comprehension can be tough. But hey, school's starting back up. Maybe you'll finally learn it
>>4185185Several hundred pounds
What are your biggest, strongest, never-get-old fetishes?
>>4185189You will never be able to appreciate a pair of perfect, small, slender feet on a cute girl, and that sucks.
>>4185202facesitting
>>4185172They're cute, until you accidentally step on their tail and then BAM, smell like shit for a week.>>4185173Who knows what a person will be like in a year, let alone the next day?>>4185194Apparently two meters is a sort of 'oh shit' mark or something.
>>4185202Latex
>>4185195because your fetish is wrong.
>>4185189Literally no one cares about your opinion
>>4185202Feet, pubes, and sweat.
>>4185173Hes not planning on it.Because it is a fact that he is going to do it.
>>4185185>that bellybutton on Pinkiei am unable to think of anything else
>>4185202futa
>>4185202I have none.
>>4185210>Who knows what a person will be like in a year, let alone the next day?...You realize this translates to "I might rape someone tomorrow?"
>>4185213Chubby Pony ≠ Gross Fat Pony
>>4185189A woman's feet are one of the most beautiful things in creation.
>>4185202Take one good fucking guess.
>>4185229
>>4185202MuscleSpecifically on girlsGod I love feeling a girls biceps flex in my hand.
>>4185202Is just plain Lesbians a fetish? If so that's been running since I discovered porn.
>>4185141>>4185147I'm 5'11 and 220, and also like FE. pattern?
>>4185232I bet Pinkie could sing a song about that.
>>4185238Redheads? Glasses?Pretty tame, anon.
>>4185242I don't think homosexuality is a fetish, no
>>4185216>Literally
>>4185241Fuck I hate muscles on girls so much
>>4185197Ooh ho, edgy. Careful, you might cut someone with that.
>>4185239>naming your reaction images>naming your laughing reaction images
>>4185225Why is Mrs.Cake so pretty
>>4185202Growth and transformation>>4185238My nigga
>>4185252Is that horse OK?
>>4185202anthro
>>4185202Inflation
>>4185192You would think with how much humanized and anthro art there is and how common having a foot fetish is that there would be a lot more.
>>4185202One time this fat girl sat on my dick down is Skoksie, Illinois, I mean she was fat, like orca fat.
>>4185202horses.i have been fapping to horses real and furry for almost 20 years now.
>>4185258How the fuck else would I find them?
>>4185233I don't mind chubby, but around here chubby equals to a whale.
>>4185258>4chan filenames
>>4185252I'm really not sure what to make of this.Which of the words in this sentence is going to get quoted next?
>>4185202Mind manipulation.Whether its a pony going into heat, a girl breaking under intense pleasure, bimboification, or good old fashioned hypnosis, anything that changes how a person thinks and makes them more inclined towards sex is a positive
>>4185232It's incredibly unlikely, but maybe something will change.
>>4185274Memorize the timestamp.
>>4185266Shit son, I've had that for so long and it's become so standard that I forgot it was a fetish.Kinda getting mindfucked right now.
>>4185269Fuck but its easy to draw hoof feetDamn shame
>>4185258>not naming your reaction imageshave fun taking an hour to find an image
>>4185276I kindly disagree.There's plenty of my chubby pony liking brethren who want nothing more than to rub a stuffed pony belly.Nothing land whalish.
>>4185283lel no
>>4185254AwNot huge muscleBut like athelticIts why I love AJ and RD so much
>>4185202feet and BDSM
>>4185281Holy fuck you're a fucking weirdofucking filtered, goddam
>>4185202What this guy said>>4185280Except I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end, either~
>>4185192Like what? I can think of maybe two that I've enjoyed.
>>4185202bodysuits, slime/jelly, redhead.
>>4185243We all desperately need a treadmill?
>>4185295protip. ponies don't have belly buttons like that
>>4185290>>4185274Then how do you find them among a thousand other files named "hahahahahhahaha962347.jpg"?
>>4185295That's not even chubby or stuffed
>>4185202Expansion, belly button play, glasses.
>>4185278from your posting style i can tell that you visit facebook and reddit often.
>>4185313It's a little chubby.
>>4185300>filtering him>not stalking him now to keep eye on the situation
>>4185312
>>4185250Well if not then I'd have to go with Cougars/MILFS.
>>4185300Is it really that weird to accept that nothing is certain?
>>4185323>Implying I'm not BatmanI'll stop him if he tries anything
>>4185314LK plspls belly buttons
>>4185316From your assumptions, I can assure you that you are wrong. But good job on thinking that you were superior to someone else over a single word that they used.
>>4185172aww man didn't have that one>>4185210except when you like that smell
>>4185202Little girls bellies, armpits, feet and butts.
>>4185258>tfw I want to tag all my images so that my names aren't recognizable>tfw png doesn't support tags>tfw 4chan doesn't support tiff>tfw jpg looks shit for high contrast images (every pony image ever)
So apparently the piss is being raided.
>>4185314>>4185335>he'll never do my BE requestI thought you were mah bro, bro
>>4185238why are those pants and shirt so stained. it looks like she is boob sweating and pissed herself.
>>4185332Yes.Yes it is.It is completely weird to be unable to simply say "I am not going to rape someone."This is fucking weird.
>>4185332It's really to think "I might rape someone someday"
>>4185351
>>4185353You just made that picture arousing for me
>>4185351>Pissing in an ocean of piss.>Literally.
>>4185349>tfw mac>tfw don't know these feels
>>4185189God I love veins, period
>>4185355>>4185360I'm not going to rape anybody.
>>4185252WHYEWOULD YOU POST IT EVEN SAVE IT THIS SIS SO HORRIBLE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR THIS
>>4185202zoophilia
>>4185349>tfw spam filter>tfw use spoilertags to evade where you think it's tripping>tfw you forgot it's greentext>>4185369enjoy your tags not being portable
>>4185375>...yet
>>4185371Veins skeeve me out like nothing else.There's no faster way to kill my boner. Sometimes when I'm fapping and feel the veins on my dick too much, I can't finish.
>>4185363It was just a heads up that shit might be posted in the new horse.
>>4185351In what way? Had a quick look at the front page, didn't notice much that was beyond the usual levels of stupidity.
>>4185252>>4185380I find it funny
>>4185376Unf.Is that just a magic floating penis or is there supposed to be a stallion attached to it?
>>4185375Thank you.I mean, I'm still filtering but I'm glad you were able to say it.
>>4185252That's a terrible gifThe slices would slide down the glass
>>4185390I see nothing.
>>4185390Oh, well my apologies.Thanks for the heads up.
>>4185202corruption. submission and domination, from both sides. same-size vore. transformation.
>>4185351>check piss>preening threadfuck you guys i'm out of here
>>4185393There's a reason it's called 'pissing in an ocean of piss'.>>4185399If you'd filtered me, you wouldn't have replied to that post.
>>4185375i am not going to rape anybody either>unless rape becomes legal and socially acceptable
>>4185398Whatever your imagination wants it to be
>>4185401what is marker pony so fucking cute?
>>4185414Because she's the hero we deserve. The hero we need.
>>4185328>>4185006>autism
>>4185376fantastic.
>>4185415One of the best scenes in the show. Shame it's in 'that' episode.
>>4185418Man, that's a lot of spunk.
>>4185415Dash is such a cuntWhy didn't she put Scootaloo on her back
>>4185430Because she was busy taking out the trash.
>>4185411In that case I guess it would belong to a brainwashed guard, who would snap out of it later and have no idea where the past few hours went.
>>4185418would applejack engage in casual anal with what male wanted it? what if it was her uncle?
>>4185414She's cute, but I don't like how her mane is styled.
>>4185440>oh my gooooosh
>>4185428OWTEW Right?
>>4185449CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
>>4185449>You will never be that satisfied
>>4185449I fucking love that reaction.Unf, yes.You love getting rutted like that
>>4185437yes.better up the ass than them taking her virginity, after all, and if she can make a few easy bits to help the farm, she's happy to.
>>4185442BLASPHEMYMarker pone has the cutest of manes
>>4185401Someone's giving me the finger in the background.
>that horse gifam i the only one here who jacked off to that movie?
>>4185440>Kloudmutt has declined in quality from thisHow does that even happen?
Are we sure the raid is gone? Can we post new horse?
>>4185471kloudmutt can't art
>>4185469What movie?
>>4185473NahHey, we're having fun, right?
>>4185335>>4185352Sorry... I've got lots of shit to work on.
>>4185473Let's just stay here for a whileIt's peaceful
>>4185463Sometimes I wish you would fucking leave.
>>4185477http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/41449/mounted_by_stallion
>>4185481;_;
>>4185479Hehehe, I read that as "Neigh".
>>4185473It wasn't a raid. It was posters who need to realize that if they don't have anything marginally pony related to talk about, they don't need to post in a my little pony general. There's a whole internet for that.Every damn time.
>>4185477The Cell
>>4185493>>4185351>>4185390>>4185402
>>4184355>Goth Raritydo we have this? we should, if we don't.
>>4185486why
>>4185502Oh. Well that's funny I didn't even notice. Or sad.
>>4185488oh fuck i came several times
>>4185486that's unfortunate.
>>4185507>Instead of gems, she covered everything in studs and chains.>She looks like the sun has never marred her perfectly pale skin.
>>4185507No, we really shouldn't. Why would pristine best pony associate with 2deep4u brooding goth faggots?
>>4185521OMG FILTERED
I HEAR THUNDER BUT THERE'S NO RAIN
nuhores
>>4185529THIS KIND OF THUNDER BREAKS WALLS AND WINDOWPANES
I'll make the new thread!
>>4185525she was young. it was a phase.
>>4185529THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AREN'T SO FRIGHTENING
>>4185525Sounds more like RD's thing
>>4185529SHOW THEM JUST HOW DEEP IT GOES
>>4185537Oh fuck!
>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546>>4185546NEW HORSE
UmWhich box does MLPG eneral go into?There's 3 of them...
>>4185543No, Rainbow Dash was always dressing in style
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Just gonna drop this here for my own reference later. http://pastebin.com/S7iEiuZT
>>4185486He's really irritating, I agree.
>>4185550It's OK sweetie, someone else already took care of it
>>4185543That sounds more believable.
>>4185566>my own referenceYeah, sure. If you didn't have a reason to post it here, you'd use notepad.
>>4185566>List of rapefictionGross dude
>>4185586I'm movin over to the ipad for the rest of the night.
>>4185566There are some here I haven't read
>>4184892does any one know?
>>4185310>implying it's not sign that she'll turn into a snail soon
"Please Marker, just let me get back to the new horse. It doesn't have to be like this"Her horn glows, my pants unbutton and slide off. ">Implying you won't enjoy this. So how is this going to go? Are you going to slam your throbbing rod into my dripping marecunt or do I have to get weird with it?"She looks down and tears off my boxers, frowning at my lack of an erection.With a forceful 'boop' she shoves a (Bazooka Joe flavored) hoof in my mouth. "So is it hooves? Maybe you want to suck on my horn?" I shake my head the best I can manage. "Look, I don't want to spend all day doing the fetish-shy routine. Why don't you just tell me about your dumb kinks, and we'll get nasty then move on with our lives." She shifts her weight and pulls the hoof out of my mouth. "There's no need to be embarrassed, you should see some of the nasty shit people are in to. Oh god, that's it, isn't it? You're ashamed because you're one of the fartfags?" She turns around, winking as she speaks. "Here it comes, anon. I gotta toot superbad!" I cry out "Wait! You win! I'll tell you, just don't fart on me. That's fuckin' gross"
