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New horse, get your fresh new horse here!

Old horse: >>4178820
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>>4182804
So fast, marker-chan~
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TWILY!
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hahahaha great
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oink oink oink
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>>4182804

THEN WHAT
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NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE
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Someone asked for this to be colored in the last thread
Does anyone have a guide to pony eyes?
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>>4182827
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I would do many things to many fillies
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bounce your body on the floor
and do it more and more and more
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I WOULD CUDDLE AND HUG AND LOVE A DUSH
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>>4182831
Whoa, those eyes are similar to Applebeans. That's not good anon
neigh
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We still /mu/?
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>>4182835
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>>4182840
B-bark!
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is it weird to like sweetie nonsexually
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>>4182831
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Season 3 will contain one mainstream gaming reference. Can you deal with it?
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reposting from dead horse
>>4182727
>against all odds, you manage to flip yourself over
>her eyes widen in shock, a gasp escaping your lips as your face presses up between her soft, finely-crafted breasts
>after what seems like just a moment too long, Applebloom pulls herselff off of you
>you lift your head out of the water, sputtering for air
>Applebloom covers her chest, looking at you with a face flushed red with embarrassment
>"Well YOU'RE forward, ain'tcha?
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>>4182849
Go ahead. I'm really liking the music that gets posted.
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>>4182852
musky

farts
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>>4182841
[1]
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>>4182849
considering we spent a good part of that last thread talking about Animal Collective I'd say probably.
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>>4182820
and then my boner goes booing
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>>4182849
Nah, let it die in the old horse. This is a fresh pony, emphasis on the pony.
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>>4182856
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>>4182859
Yes, you need help.
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>>4182880
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur — nuk!)
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>>4182862
>Dr white ins charge of the eyes
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>>4182882
Wait, no, I just got here and I want to be /mu/
I'm getting into chillwave
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>>4182844
I'm working on it

>>4182835
Excellent, thanks
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>>4182869
Are we talking parodying games or arrow to the knee level bullshit?
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>>4182843
When you take dash to the vet, it turns out that she has rabies. She needs to be put down.

Would you stay while the vet does it?
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>>4182883
>>4182856
would you have ruff sex with scootaloo?
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>>4182826
Then you impress the rest of the nobles.
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>>4182871
What kind of music do you like?
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>>4182895
>chillwave
Someone call Klondork
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>>4182901
Cartoon ponies cannot contract rabies.
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>>4182898
There will be one (1) "all your base" reference.
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What music would you show pony?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCWpNpVh0U
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>>4182905
Yes I would.
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>>4182843
she is very pretty
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>>4182906
>100/100
This is photoshopped.
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>>4182914
I like Klondike's taste in electronic music
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>>4182870
>you ask her if that's a bad thing
>she looks left and right, then plants one stronger than it looks forearm against the barn wall you're leaning your back to
>"Ain't such a bad thing without fair warning,"
>she inhales, pressing her chest forward, her milky white breasts crushing against yours, making a lewd squelching sound against the drenched fabric of her shirt
>"Sometimes Ah expect jus' a lil' fair warning~
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I KNOW

IT'S UP

FOR ME
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>>4182906
How?
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>>4182918
>BMSR
aw yeah
that
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>>4182901
She is a sentient creature.

You do not put down sentient creatures.
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>>4182887
teach me how to sweetie
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>>4182935
>he still uses umbrella terms like Electronic and Techno
>believes that Dota and LoL are RTS
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>>4182914
glitch hop
moombahcore
neurofunk
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>>4182794
What's OP image cropped from? I think it's teen Cadence and SA but I'm not sure.
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>>4182835
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>all this futa scootaloo

what why
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>>4182936
>her milky white breasts crushing against yours
I don't have breasts
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>>4182979
*your chest
WHOOOOOOOOOOPS
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DUR

DUR

DUR
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>>4182979
You do now.
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>>4182978
Well, you have to admit that "Futaloo" is fun to say.
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>>4182910
I've been listening to Jem since it showed up on Pandora for me.

Patty Griffin is nice too.

But then my taste can go to stuff like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsyt1RoOnKo
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>>4182979
yes you do
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>>4182962
I might be confusing Klondike with someone else
I don't pretend like I know all the namefags around here

...
Who was it that linked Roots (Brillz Remix) about a week ago
Because you're the one I'm talking about

whichever person was that person who did that
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>>4182979
boys have breasts too, anon
they're just not BOOB breasts
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Reposting.

>>4182748

>"Oh, I might just be thinkin' of taking something else..."
>You give her a cheeky grin, and step toward her, ready to kiss that smile off her lips--
>-- and Big Mac's shout interrupts you.
>"Y'all finished with that tractor over there?"
>Turning around, you spot the behemoth headed toward you, a sledgehammer that could crush rock like candy-glass held casually in one hand.
>He shoots a look at you, before turning to Applebloom.
>"Figger out what was wrong?"
>Applebloom nods. "She's fine now! Just needed a new starter and an oil-change."
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>>4182936
>lewd squelching
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>your waifu probably wouldn't enjoy your music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQsvMf8X0FY
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>>4182994
>>4182990
oh okay
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>>4183005
S-so embarrassing, I'm making s-squishy s-sounds onii-chan! Wah!
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>>4182936
>"Well consider THIS your fair warning."
>your hand slips under her wet shirt, tracing along the contours of her back
>"That I probably won't be able co control myself much longer."
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dude I wish I could save these songs in these images
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I was straight male 2 years ago.

Now I'm a needy sub who sucks cock all the time.

I completely blame Kelt.
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>>4183005
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>>4182843
i would too anon
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>>4183018
>to control
fuck
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>>4183017
japanese culture is completely alien to me
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>>4183012
>Jazz
>implying it's not Electro-swing tier of shit
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>>4182970
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>>4183021
do you like the taste of precum or cum more

i like precum but not cum

why is that
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>>4182995
yo!
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Hey /mooco/, what kind of music is this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef8m9TjhIU
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This is good to chill out with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qPHC6JxbQ
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>>4183031
>hating Jazz
You've gone too far this time.
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Now with significantly less spooky eyes!
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>>4183040
That's proto-neo-inspired error-core with grungefuck validation-issue-step

Fucking plebs
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>>4183037
You're weird.
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I must be the only one with a library of 95% video game music.
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>>4183040
Post-avant progressive jazzcore
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you will never gaze at the stars with your best friends the ponies and their little sisters

also scootaloo is there because she is homeless
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>>4183031
Just because summer's over doesn't mean you can get way with child-level trolling.
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>>4183037
>tfw too nervous to taste my own
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>>4183018
>she leans forward and whispers in your ear
>"Well what if I don't WANT you to contain yourself much longer?"
>"City mouse~"
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>>4182996
Sing a duet with Sweetie Belle.
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>>4183053
My collection grows! Thank you very much!
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>>4183040
Lo-fi newwave avant folktronica
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>>4183061
Sometime the abyss stares back, anon.
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>>4183037
You keep saying this over and over, stop it
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>>4183078
pfft
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>>4183074
Am I not allowed opinions now?
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>>4183053
her eyes now reflect the joy the rest of her face was trying to convey
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>>4183072
>they are all looking at the stars
>except scootaloo who is staring at fluttershy's ass
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>>4183072
>scootaloo is staring at Fluttershy's ass
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>>4183077
>she presses her forehead against yours, and she pants with sudden heat, her rosy nipples hard little buttons against you
>she wraps her arms around you neck, and you can feel every slender muscle in her back moving with it, her skin soft as a baby
>you slip your other hand down to her firm little butt, giving it a gentle squeeze, she goes in for a kiss, but whines, instead tenderly nibbling on your lower lip
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>>4183094
Do you think Fluttershy just tooted?
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who would be easiest pone to date rape?
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>>4183065
I want to download all the music from vip.aersia, but the torrent only goes to 30%.

The Purse Owner ones are cool.
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>>4183103
>>4183094

she just wants her mother to let her stand on her back
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>>4183094
>>4183103
And you wouldn't?
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>>4183065
excuse you
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>>4183072
>3 of the same BGs in one shot
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>>4183078
>>4183090
I don't even know like it is but I do.

>>4182945
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>>4183114
pinkie

she'd probably put the drugs in her glass voluntarily
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>>4183120
I count four, anon.
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>>4183119
But that's all remixes.
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>>4183118
Fluttershy has the worst ass
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>>4183109
My dick is diamonds right now, just so you know
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>>4183111
no fuck off faggot
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>>4183111
NO I THINK SCOOTALOO IS A YOUNG LESBIAN

WHO WILL LATER COME TO FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE AND AGGRESSIVELY PROPOSITION HER FOR SEX

YOU SEE IT WOULD BE AN AVERSION

BECAUSE THE CHILD WOULD BE THE AGGRESSIVE ONE AND THE ADULT THE TIMID.

SHUT UP WITH YOUR FARTS GODDAMN
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>>4183132
No, that entire list consists of either originals or stylized covers
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>>4183119
>itunes
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>>4183137
you take that back
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>>4183072
Best fucking BG music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=675jh3_IMCA
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>>4183153
Worst. Ass.
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>>4183153
Oh man. I just love that it's trembling.
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The saddest fursuit
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>>4183137
lolk bud
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>>4183094
>>4183103
its not even like
just staring
its like she has her face jammed centimetres away from it
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>>4183149
If anyone remembers him
Please post some Drones' art
Or link his gallery
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>>4183172
Hear hear, brononymous.
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>>4183109
>a tiny voice in the back of your head cries out to you, begging you to see reason
>"W-Wait, what if someone-?"
>you're silenced as Applebloom presses one finger up against your lips and gives you a playful wink
>"Hayloft's lookin' mighty cozy right about now~"
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>>4183176
I no longer like Scootaloo.

The curse has been broken.
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>>4183176
that looks like one of those kidnapped people about to get beheaded by terrorists
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>>4183176
Are those cow udders?
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>>4183181
>scootaloo is eating fluttershy out while she tried not to moan
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>>4183142
I THINK YOU MEAN INVERSION
AND IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU SO MUCH
I THINK YOUR SCENARIO IS MUCH BETTER THAN MINE ANYWAY SO I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND RETRACT THE TOOTING QUESTION AND APOLOGIZE
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>>4183183
I miss Drone
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>>4183176
brb
Deleting all my Scootaloo pictures
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would you do fun activities with sweetie

i'd take her to a theme park
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>>4183203
APOLOGY ACCEPT AND THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING MY INCORRECT DICTION.
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>>4183217
>take her to theme park
>kidnapped by MLPG Britfags
NO
I DON'T WANT THAT
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>>4183217
>by_mezkalito4p-d4f74zv

god i hate when bronies take credit for scenes from the show
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>>4183217
I'd do that and to get to the park I'd ride on a bicycle with her
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>tfw people are gunning for a home run from Teen Applebloom
What happened to awkward teenage baby steps? We went from teasing her about engine grease to heading straight for Big Mac's shitlist and snake execution platform.
Unless, of course, this ends in blueballs for City Mouse.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>4183244
Fucking smile.
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>>4183148
>cirno citadel
No man, that's a remix.

My library's filled with stuff like [this].
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>>4183244
>bronies
You're trying to cheat me aren't you anon
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>>4183217
POMF =3
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>>4183247
We're just doing some groping, maybe a little petting.
Nothing too serious, yet.
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>>4183184
She's scared and nervous about what's going to happen next. She didn't really feel comfortable when you asked her to turn around and spread her legs a little, but she did it anyway because she knows people good on the inside. She's safe with you right? You'd never make her do something she didn't want to do right?
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>>4183244
Go to sleep SMILe
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Does anyone else just love getting drunk and listening to 80s ballads

I posted a pony so you can't get mad.
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>>4183217
Sure, a whole bunch of stuff she would want, though I might get annoyed if it kept on going.
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>>4183247
>home run the first time things get intimate
obviously you've never had sexual relations before
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no mafia tonight?
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>>4183249

Goodnight, goodnight anon
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>>4183111
I hope so.
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>>4183233
True story
The only MLP shirt I have seen somewhere in real life was at Disney World.
It was a Dr Whooves shirt
It was during gay days
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>>4183187
>that's all you needed to hear
>in a flash you've got your fingers wrapped around her slender hand, and she's prancing right behind you when you enter the barn
>"That's funny, ladders set up to the loft. Sombody musta been up there an' back while we was foolin' around"
>you tremble for a second, then shake your head, and point to the ladder
>"Greasemonkeys first."
>She gets on the first two rungs, gives you a firm kick in the chest with her heel, then starts climbing
>you stare at her cute little butt ever step of the way, her snow-white cheek a little pink where you squeezed it, before she stops near the top, looking down
>"Ya gonna gawk at me or climb on up here?"
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>scootaloo has almost a hundred more pictures on paheal than either of the other two cmc

Confirmed.
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>>4183274
yes
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>>4183264
>"Hayloft's lookin' mighty cozy right about now~"
This seems to imply a bit more than just heavy petting is on the way. She might be expecting City Mouse to try and steal third base, at the very least.
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>>4183233

You're telling me that you wouldn't kidnap a pony Anon ?
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>>4183254
But that's just one remix.

Mean Bean Machine was a pretty great game
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>>4183274
>Im drunk
>better shitpost
No I don't like it
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>>4183268
>You'd never make her do something she didn't want to do right?
>rapedefiler
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>>4183268
Of course not, that would be mean. Only a real monster would be mean to Fluttershy. I just wanted to admire her tail.
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>>4183299

HEY IT'S TIME ALREADY?!
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>>4183299
luv n toleraitit :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpK89WmmHJo
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>>4183000

>He kneels down by the tractor, inspecting his little sister's handiwork, and nods.
>"She'll run tomorrow?"
>Applebloom nods proudly, putting her hands to her hips.
>"Like a dream!"
>You know you shouldn't while Big Mac is here - but your eyes wander. You can almost see through her shirt, even with how much water she's wrung out of it.
>she really is a lovely...
>Big Mac stands up and smiles. "All right, then. Get back to the house, get yourself dried off - Granny says supper'll be ready soon."
>Applebloom nods, and glances over to you.
>"Better hose yerself off, city boy - can't get no supper if you don't!"
>She waits until Big Mac looks away to lightly pinch your butt before heading for the house.
>Your eyes are wandering again. What a set of legs this girl has - even under the frumpy coveralls, you can see the smooth lines, the enticing curve of her bottom...
>Big Mac turns to you with a stern look, though you can almost see a smirk playing at his mouth.
>"Remember what I said, City-boy..."
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>>4183286
No, stop that
I can tell you're going to inject Big Mac and you need to stop
A family member can't just barge in every time we do something, that just gets old
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>>4183268

A little pawing isn't going to hurt her
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>That feel when you think it's going to be a silent fart but instead it's loud and accompanied by shit and everyone notices
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>>4183330
>Not using chance the stallion flared to keep your anus loose at all times so your farts are completely silent
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>>4183330
>accompanied by shit
I have never had this problem and I'm convinced the only people who do are fatasses and people who stick things in their asshole
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>>4183247

Problem is, this is a story about being a horny teenager, that's practically being written BY horny teenagers.

There's a slightly tamer one a couple anons have been working on.
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>>4183327
But touching her in a way she doesn't want is just no good, Anon.
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>>4183322
That's not where I'm going.
I'm going up into the loft
It's private up there.
Just you and her.
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one more sweetie

good night
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>>4183322
Shut the fuck up-
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>>4183330
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX7YWpbUGbs
>tfw something similar happened to me
>tfw it was piss
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>>4183344
Yeah and Big Macs stupid ass has barged into the room once more

Yawwwwn
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While we're on the topic of art guides, any recommendations for learning shading/highlights?

Someone mentioned using a darker color and a 20% opacity layer which got me this.
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>>4183302

contribute
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>>4183286
>you scale the ladder without a second thought
>the moment you climb up over the edge of the loft, you are immediately assailed by Applebloom's figure, laid out over a pile of hay, brushing a lock of red hair from her eyes
>"What took ya so long?"
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>>4183327
But she still doesn't like that she can't see what you're doing. And what you're asking her to do just seems a little "off". You're also much bigger than her and you could really hurt her without even trying. And it doesn't help that you're alone in you room and the door is closed.
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>>4183343
iv had that problem of not being able to trust farts.

but i was wearing a diaper and that was a foreseen side effect
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>>4183072
she couldn't eve be stading between Pinkie and Fluttershy? that's very sad animators
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>>4183371
Read this:
http://stuff.veekun.com/pkcolor/

http://color-palettes.tumblr.com
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>>4183347

I'm not going to go near her private place, I just want to giver her a little massage.
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>>4183374
My dick kept banging the rungs so I had to wait until this tears stopped because im beta
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i miss the seductive applebloom whispering in your ear thing
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>>4183368

Way to out yourself, kiddo.
>>
Just watched my first episode of Grabbity Calls. ROB RENZETTI
I am loving this show. ROB RENZETTI
I have a theory that the deep backstory we only get glimpses of is a product of the mind of ROB RENZETTI someone who figured pegasi made the weather by pushing clouds with their hooves.
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>>4183390
She doesn't know that. Why should she trust you at all?
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>>4183394

Me too...

Whatever happened to baby steps?
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>>4183409
Because.
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>>4183400
shut the fuck up im trying to sleep you asshole.
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>open up a googledocs smut fic
>2 other people viewing this
>tfw the idea of two others jacking it at the same time as you to the same fic has you rock hard like a diamond
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>>4183409

She can't
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have you ever seen Evil Dead? We should stream that
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>>4183420
We already took a few.
Now we're learning to jog.
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>>4183432
Fuck I missed Monday streams.

What did we decide on anyways? Tremors?
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>>4183430
Did you use the chat function to discuss it with them?
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Loyra pls

not in public
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>>4183438
Memento
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You don't deserve sleep you hack
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>>4183438

Memento
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>>4183436

We haven't even learned to walk yet.
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>>4183422
If you're not going to tell her what you're going to do she probably wouldn't want to stick around. She's leaving now Anon, what are you going to do about it?
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>>4183430
>you will never get together with two other mares to read the latest Steven X Paul fic
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>>4183439
>>4183430
Not that guy, but no one ever talks to me in gdocs

Cept for one anon who spent like three hours meticulously dissecting every sentence of my fapfic
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>>4183449
>put_the_money_in_the_ass.png
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>>4183460
Maybe you haven't.
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>>4183374
>It was a monumental effort getting up the ladder, besides, she's slimmed and lighter than you are
>"Ah think I'll chalk that up to laziness," she giggles, worming close to you, her slender legs crossing over one of your own
>she adjusts herself, placing an arm behind your head, her right breast mashing into your shoulder a little, the left hanging free, her erect nipple poking through her shirt
>"Ya know, now that we're startin' to dry, ahm startin' to feel mighty uncomfortabel in these digs," her breath is hot against your cheek. >"What should we do 'bout then, huh?
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>>4183439
I tried
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>>4183467
Lyra go to bed
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Nvxy3UJTk

time to CHILL
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>>4183483
>Not starting with "wwalks into chat* and ending with ERP
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>>4183482
>sometime in the next year you guys are going to write anon actually performing one or more sex acts with AB
I hope it'll be worth the wait.
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>>4183509
the journey is more important than the destination
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>>4183488

The firmest indictment against Prog Rock -- and King Crimson is absolutely included in this -- is that so many of its members went on to be a part of the awful corporate arena rock bands of the late '70s and '80s.
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>>4183471
I used to do that except I'd describe how I was jerking off to it to try to creep out the writers. I stopped when some seemed to enjoy it.
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>>4183488
I don't think Pinkie would like King Crimson.
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i don't like this new "romantic" and "relationship" direction

i just want casual bumpkin sex with a little apple filly
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>>4183486
>your human will never tell you to go to bed
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>>4183449
I like that they remembered to wear the ring.
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CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG
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>>4183482

>>4183460
>>4183436

I hope you're not planning on roaring headlong into the fucking her in the hayloft. If we go straight to a home run, that kinda cheapens it.

The first time should be something special.
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>>4183517
you get a goat
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>>4183482
>your heart races in your chest
>"W-Well..."
>you let one hand run up her back, tugging the damp fabric of her shirt along with it
>"I guess we can't have THAT, now can we...?"
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>>4183488
I tried to like King Crimson, but I just don't dig it.
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>On /soc/
>Someone with the skype username of Facelessone2 is in my area and looking for hookups
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>>4183518
> how I was jerking off to it to try to creep out the writers

Why did you suppose that would creep the authors out?

>I wrote this fic to give other men boners and for them to masturbate to
>What?! You're masturbating to this?! FUCK OBAMA
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>>4183488
You call that chill?
Have some actual chill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRWcKQys4w
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>>4183461

Fine, if it will ease her fears of the big hairless ape I'll explain to her.
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>>4183538
Kissing and an embarrassing premature orgasm?
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>>4183541
Thank you. MLPG has made me want to be a goat farmer, so I will enjoy this.
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>>4183538
hahahhahahahhahahahahhaha

you're taking this too fucking seriously
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>>4183538
Of course not.
Like I said earlier, just some fondling.
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>>4183371
honestly you should get the anatomy/line quality down first before you attempt to shade
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>>4183538
oh course not!
we can use our hands~
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>>4183558
>BoC
>>
Goddamn, why is Pin the Tail on the Griffon so fucking hot?
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>>4183571
He didn't draw, Cheshire did
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Would you keep Dash as a pet against her will?
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>>4183541
Crush is fucking gross.
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>>4183579
It's not
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>>4183566
>>4183368

You have clearly missed the point of this entire thing.

You may leave now.
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>>4183530
is it legal to keep a small human in your house as a pet like a dog?
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>>4183585
Of course not, what kind of a monster would do such a thing?
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>>4183565
Goats are cool. My grandpa had some. They would headbutt my little brother in an attempt to give him a push on the swing.
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>>4183585

Yes, and I would dote on her every day.
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>>4183585
Sure, for a few months.

By that time, it won't be against her will anymore :)
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>>4183585
Eh, probably.
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>>4183593
Look.
We're not gonna stay chaste forever.
That's just unrealistic.
Sooner or later, the intimacy must come.
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>>4183589
Isn't it? It sorta tastes like the orange flavoring used in kid's medicine. It also has a weird, sorta chalky aftertaste.

I like Fanta and Sunkist, but Orange Crush doesn't do it for me.
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>>4183558
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZQL0xCqzk

No, this is chill.
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>>4183590

Is too
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Would you let fluttershy be your personal seat?
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>>4183593
>point

once again

you're taking this too fucking seriously
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>>4183594
Humans are savage beast and don't make for good pets.
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oh my god, it's beautiful
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>>4183585
Absolutely. It's no fun if she wants it. She's gotta put up a fight.
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>>4183537
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>>4183541
Everytime I see this picture I just imagine the goat flattened by the 2 liter of Crush
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>>4183606
>:)
God that made that so much creepier
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>>4183624
Where do you think we are?
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>>4183585
Only if She squirms and cries as I shove icecubes up her ass and tell her what a good pony she is
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>>4183606
I miss when mindbreak was a thing here.
>>
hi everyone, what board are we tonight?
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>>4183621
No but I would let her be my personal cuddle buddy
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>>4183585
No of course not, that would be cruel. Even if you dont like Dash, just think you are taking one of your favorite ponies closest friends away from them.
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>>4183545
>in one swift motion you pull off her little top, her small breasts free of their damp prison, and she wiggles out of her bottoms, her little white panties leaving nothing hidden
>"ya know Ah've always wanted to do somethin' fun with you like this in our spare time," she says breathily, her hands tugging at your pants. "Foolin' around a lil like this.
>you reach up and cup her left tit, your entire hand covering it, her hard little nipple poking through the space between your fingers
>she lets out a little moan, and she bites down onto your ear
>your other hand is busily stroking her creamy white thighs, and with every stroke you draw closer to the space between your legs
>she starts kissing along your cheek, tiny pecks, heading for your mouth
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>>4183615

There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.

>>4183624

Where do you think we are, pissgill?
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>>4183633
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>>4183643
I know that feel.
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>>4183579
Putting hot sauce on your dick and fucking someone in the ass with it is not sexy.

I can suspend my disbelief for a number of other crazy things, but I draw the line there. No, that shit would have you fucking begging for death.
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>>4183643
Did you miss that femanonXstallion thing from a few nights ago?
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>>4183634
>average_bmw_owner.jpg
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>>4183585
Yes.
But I would treat her nice and brush her and give her fancy clothes and cuddle her sensually and feed her the finest delicacies and sing her to sleep each nice.

Against her will.
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>>4183672
Apparently.
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>>4183643
get fucked nanaki
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>>4183661
>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.
I wish I could go back to first year university so bad
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>>4183621
I would let her it on my face.
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>>4183672
Which one? The milk stallion one?
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>>4183656
Something someone with your CIS privilege wouldn't understand
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>tfw the sleep medicine starts to kick in
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>>4183647

/rape/
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>>4183661
As the guy writing half of this, or most of this
It's just a fucking story. What you're saying is astronomically stupid.

Please can it, and go write love poems in LunaQuest or something.
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>>4183681
>you dote upon her so much she forgets she is there against her will.
>before you realize it you are the one in the collar.
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>>4183698
>TFW drank too much
oh man, the puking never ends.
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>>4183619
Alright, that's pretty fuckin' chill
I was going to link this but I think you've got me beat
Have it anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhDaVg1E6Y
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>>4183629
Of course they don't make good pets. You have to find a common language so you can speak with your human first. After that you treat him like a roommate/guard dog.
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>>4183661
>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex.
And suddenly if we fool around once it won't be that way?
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>>4183694
>just started college yesterday morning
After two years of retail this better be worth the money.
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>>4183538
>The first time should be something special.
>This is what virgins believe
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>>4183696
sleeeeep
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>>4183705
>Please can it, and go write love poems in LunaQuest or something.
Fucking TOLD
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>>4183709
Would she make me do girly things for her?
I don't think I'd like that
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>>4183696
That the one. Did no one cap it?
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>>4183691
That's a new one for the list.
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>>4182794
But I don't want a fresh horse, I want The Girl Who Waited.
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>>4183690
>>4183696
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>>4183630
How long did that take?
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>>4183718
college these days is pretty much a "im not a retard, heres my proof on paper".
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>>4183689
Please stop being the second cutest filly
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>>4183718
>freshers week
>everyone's away from home for the first time
>entire week dedicated to getting rat-assed
>look at a girl
>say hello
>she's practically slobbering your dick in minutes
I want to go back, Kate. We have to go back
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>>4183716

I'm saying, be careful. Hormonal writers have screwed up more than one potentially-good story.
>>
what the heck? /mu/ takes a break and the fetish people come rolling in.

Can't you take this to tumblr and keep it there?
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>>4183698
>artificial sleep

A poor substitute for the real thing
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>>4183739
Sure, if you get a half-ass degree.
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>>4183659
Oh man
That feel when relating
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>>4183661
>There's a lot more to a relationship than just sex. That's what these stories are about.

these are greentext stories on the my little pony board on 4chan

dime a dozen romance novels have more quality than this

please
stop
taking
this
so
seriously
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>>4183752
>Implying I can get the real thing
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>>4183723
>Status:
[]not told
[]told
[X]Mementold
[X]Nacht Der Untoldten
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>>4183714
Man, that shit makes this sound like speed metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMmMNyTwePY
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>>4183751
>impllying we're not the same people
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>>4183751
how about you fuck off back to /mu/
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>>4183718
>tfw inheritence
>tfw you dont have to work a day in your life
feels good man.
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>>4183656
dicks cant bend like that when cumming(i think) so that must be a 2nd dick.

but there is no other person there and that position doesn't seem possible.
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>>4183709

Well then I guess I'll just have to remind her that she is MY little pony, not the other way around.
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>>4183752
Yeah, but I like the medicine.

I gotta be careful about that.
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>>4183771
>tfw inheritence
>tfw getting a job alongside properly investing it to grow your capital
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>>4183736
If only I hadn't chosen classes in the morning I could have stayed up later and put more work into the toy section.
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>>4183762
>[X]Mementold
I bet this is Red Player
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>>4183774
>dicks cant bend like that when cumming
wrong.
>>
We Unded
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>>4183709
GAH WHY DOES DOM/SUB REVERSAL TURN ME ON SO MUCH

STOP IT
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>>4183733
it is nanakis favorite fetish
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>>4183787
Incorrect. I've stayed silent because this is fucking retarded.
and I wanted to take it slow.
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>>4183775
its too late anon, the tables have been turned. Its ok though, she treats you just as nice as you treated her. Eventually you will find yourself back in your original place and the cycle starts over again.
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>>4183659
Wow, that was... not erotic at all.

Yeah, guys, please stop this. If you can't write this scene sensitively, please don't try.
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>>4183764
>now imagining anons sticking ice cubes up their asses and sitting on each other's faces while AnCo plays in the background
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>>4183799
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im gonna be honest: despite all the shit ive heard about madmax her comics are amazing.
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>>4183793
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>>4183705

>"GAWD STOP IT JUST GIVE ME SEX NOW FUCK JESUS"
>"WHY SHOULD I HOLD HANDS HOLDING HANDS IS STUPID AND SO ARE LOVE POEMS AND ANYONE WHO LIKES ASKING FOR SEX POLITELY IS A FAGGOT BETA PUSSY FAGGOT"

>"Why don't girls like me, Anonymous?"
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>>4183774
People can be quite flexible
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>>4183804
>anco
>patrician
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>>4183783
>>4183771
>tfw nothing
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>>4183809
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>>4183803
No.
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>tfw fetish was bestiality
>tfw practically vanilla now
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>>4183793
Who is your favorite pony and scene?

I liked Princess Cadence when we first meet her in the caverns. I liked her messed up look.
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>>4183809
Call him a faggot again
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>>4183807
>amazing

Compared to the likes of Veggie or Toxicmario yeah
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>>4183758

Where
do
you
think
we
fucking
are?
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>>4183803
> If you can't write this scene sensitively, please don't try.

HAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHa
AHAHAHAHAH
aa
AHAHAHAHAH
a
hHaHAHAH
aH
AHah
ah
A
ahAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAH

hAhAhAhaha
hahAHAHHHAHHH!H!H!XHHHCHDHHSHSHHAH!HAHHAHHAH
HAHAAH
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>>4183807
I wouldn't say amazing. They have their moments.
I miss her and her broken English;_;
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Fuck you guys I'm gonna play Pajama Sam
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>>4183656
Terrifying, yet mesmerising.
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>>4183807
that is diabetes-inducing cute
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>>4183800

THANK you. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this is ridiculous.
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>>4183807
>shit I've heard
Like what? That she likes tumblr more than us? That she prefers the "circlejerk?"

She never did anything reprehensible. She just hats us, that's all.

She's okay. I liked her stuff well enough. I wish she liked us more, but it's not a huge loss.
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>>4183807
ok im actually laughing at this
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>>4183659
>you let your fingers wander over the curvature of her breast, enticing a giggle from her lips as your fingertips brush against her areola
>oh, so she likes that, does she?
>you lightly pinch her nipple between your thumb and pointer finger, gently rolling them back and forth against her sensitive flesh
>she gasps in delight as a shiver runs down her back

>"C-City mouse..."
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>>4183803
>tfw people like you have killed the greentext
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>>4183792
>>4183774

provide evidence for your claims
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>>4183838
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>>4183834
I'm on mlpg on the /mlp/ board on 4chan.

And you are taking greentext stories way too fucking seriously.
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>>4183823
>>4183836
>>4183853

>"Why don't girls like me, Anonymous?"
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>>4183799
Mindbreak is one of my minor fetishes. My major one is gelding, particularly forced.
>>
>Move to College
>Get room mate
>Can't fap whenever I want to
>When I do it usually has to be quick
>It isn't even enjoyable anymore
So MLPG, which two ponies would most likely be at each others throats if they were room mates?
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>>4183851
>areola
boner lost forever. Few words are as unsexy as Areola.
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>>4183857
> Celestia wasn't always that smart
> until she was the Last of the Old Ones she wasn't considered that bright at all
> but the lesser mud races know her to be smarter than they are
> happiness throughout the land
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>>4183537
REGRET
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>>4183809
>I'm not saying it was demons...
that picture cracks me up every time
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>>4183873
You're terrible at using your imagination
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>>4183871
Rarity and Pinkie.
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>>4183876
Holy shit
I can't even
holy shit
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>>4183866
Girls don't like me because I can't into social situations
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>>4183871
suck him off

that's how I introduce myself to my roomates
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>>4183866
Have you ever seen Superbad?
Because right now you're sounding like Michael Cera when he is about to bone that girl and then totally beefs it
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>>4183866
Because you are autistic.
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>>4183866
I'm not avoiding the sex forever just to avoid stepping on your toes
I was in this from the start, and I intend to see this through to the end
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i think i have a crush on sweetie

should i tell her how i feel
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>>4183833
no not really. i mean they are genuinely funny to me unlike toxic shitbag and veggiequit.
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>>4183876
At least years from now he can claim it's just a robot
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>You will never be RD's gelded sextoy
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>>4183871
Twilight and Pinkie. The easy answer is Rarity and Applejack but they'd just be catty.

A few restless nights for Twilight as Pinkie practices her baritone, prattles on about her day and whether or not the german cake was good at lunch for several hours, this and that and the other thing -- she'd be fit to murderin'.
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>>4183827
bottom eyes of the fat one are real ones
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>>4183876
Well at least they have to live with it for the rest of their life.
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>>4183806
>i thought nanaki was one of the cool normal furries
>until i saw him serious roleplaying in a gay furry stream
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>>4183901
>Pinkie please dont tell me I have to explain the joke
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>>4183909
no he sees out of his neck
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>>4183799
We fetish-chat now?
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>>4183901
WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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>>4183871
Pinkie and Twilight
Fluttershy and Dash
Applejack and Dash
Rarity and Pinkie (?)
Rarity and Applejack
Rarity and Dash
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>>4183917

Haha, seriously?
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>>4183919
where's that edit from earlier?
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It says tomorrow's going to be hotter.

Like yesterday.
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>>4183917
I'm pretty fucking sure he's legitimately autistic.
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>>4183922
No. Not that one, anyway.

Chrysalis as a fucking teddy bear prison? Ehhhh
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>>4183891
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-ed0fTDdk
This one

Yeah I can see it
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>>4183901
I think you're just kidding yourself into liking an artist and not the comic itself.
Veggie has had some genuinely funny stuff recently, and that comic you posted kinda sucks.

Okay, Toxic Mario is always terrible.
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>>4183907
I agree with Twi and Pinkie.
Rarity and AJ would get along eventually.
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>>4183899
Leave a note on her desk confessing your love.
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>>4183763
I guess I prefer a chill that is a level away from coma inducing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHixChYgGRI
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>>4183922
twilight has a fetish for eating out pony buttholes.
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>>4183891

I think he's saying that's how YOU sound.
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>>4183917
>i thought nanaki was one of the cool normal furries
You joined us after /mlp/, then, I assume?
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>>4183907
I would tolerate Pinkie's nonsense.
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>>4183922
let's do this
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>>4183876
>The very idea of carving Ink to your skin with a sharp device
>Puncturing your ears, lips, or any part of your body to penetrate metallic trinkets

I hate them
the very thoughts of these makes me shudder, I guess its because of my fear of needles, what was the name of that phobia?

plus its bad for your skin
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>>4183946
>rarity taught her sister what to do with guys who say they love her
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>>4183946
what should the note say
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>>4183942
>toxic mario "vectors" derpy
>fucks it up bad anyway
how do you fuck up vectoring a face so bad?
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>>4183951
pony should lick pony butt
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>>4183962
Manipulate them?
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>>4183851
>the barn air is stifling, and your shirt comes off too
>she straddles you, having a better angle now, her small breasts hanging feely in the air
>her left hand is busy fumbling with your trousers as you share a kiss, the sounds of your lightly smacking lips and her soft giggles the only noise in the barn
>you run your hand down the small of her back and lightly squeeze her butt, moving your hand underneath her panties, the skin still soft as before, and you can feel the wetness from her crotch against your flesh

>she finds your erection, releasing you from your denim prison
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>>4183917
I really want to like Nanaki but then I remember how annoying he was back in the day and all the dumb shit he does on other sites.
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>>4183871
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie
I could see RD getting tired of Pinkies antics after prolonged exposure. It'd essentially be like party cat
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>>4183951
i want twilight to berate and insult me as she rims me

"Aren't YOU the one supposed to be fucking ME right now?"
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>>4183807
i never thought madmax was great but i wouldnt call him bad. there are some of his comics i liked. i never understood why there are people who are actually angry and rage at madmax, there is probably some brony drama i must be missing.
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>>4183971
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>>4183868
>My major one is gelding, particularly forced
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>>4183978
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>>4183982
>his
its a girl.
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>>4183952
Exactly, and it's hilarious, because he's going on about it being sensitive and stuff
Protip : First time is awkward and quite funny
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>>4183983
I prefer the non toot version, but that isn't too too bad for that kind of thing.
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>>4183971
do butts really taste that good
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>>4183963
Things you like about her and why you think she's so great. Don't sign your name on it though
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>>4183958
I want to live in a plushy pony prison.
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>>4183964
I heard him talking about how he draws once

he draws on paper first
veeeeeeeeery very small, and he grinds his pencil on the paper
It was torture to listen to him
absolute torture
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>>4183974
>>4183851
>>4183659

This doesn't look like "fondling" to me, Anon.
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>>4183978
>Lyrilee

Talk about a crackship.
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>>4183996
Na the ponies don't really taste like anything.
It's like licking plastic.
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>>4183983
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>>4183998
what the hell is up with all the stiches?
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>>4184001
what are you, the >greentext police?
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>>4183982
Mostly because he did a comic about Nyx and is doing shitty comic series that circle jerks some people we hate and the unfunny OC series
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>>4183920
BE
AGGRESSIVE
B
E
AGGRESSIVE
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>>4184001
I'm not complaining
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>>4183904
can we please talk about this? Am I a birthday gift to RD from Gilda?
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>>4183826
Me too! I liked her wiggly hooves
>>4183842
>>4183899
I love pony arms up too

pony limbs are so great

I keep getting duplicate file entries for old pictures I would not have expected (kudos /mlp/ I guess) so here's a Scoota
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>>4184005
I like crack ships
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>>4184001
Two horny teenagers have never ever gone from fondling to more thorough experimentation.

Ever.
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>>4183982
>"I'm so sorry"
That fucking sentence right there.

It caused a massive shitstorm. She's a total fucking attentionwhore.
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>>4184008
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>>4183917
we're not trying to seriously roleplay with Applebloom here, are we Nathan?
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>>4183985
Hey gimme credit, I actually went and made content for it instead of sitting here and begging others to do it (looking at you fartfags).
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>>4183824
>tfw you have seen all the entry level bestiality videos
>and it is difficult to find anything new now because i dont know where to look

seriously, searching "horse cumshots in girls face" in google is getting me no where.

i dont want to join a paysite but i cant find a place for beast torrents anywhere.
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>>4184028
Uh
Well
The loss of my virginity begs to differ
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>>4184007
>Licking ponies tastes like ®Hasbro™ plastic.
MY OLD HEADCANON!
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>>4183997
dear sweetie belle,

i like your voice and your mane and i kinda want to hang out just the two of us

your secret admirer
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>>4184041
He was being sarcastic, anon.
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>>4184039
http://www.gaybeast.com/

all the pony smut you could ever want
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>>4184028

A pet owner has never gone from amputating his pets' legs to forcefeeding its own children to it.
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>>4184041
She was probably very uncomfortable but didnt know how to say no.
You probably raped her without knowint it.
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I looked like someone I used to know, I felt alright
and if I ever was myself, I wasn’t that night
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>>4184038
I like gelding too. Not to me personally, but seeing another pony humiliated like that. It's a shameful fetish of mine.
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>>4184032
Sorry but what?
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>>4184034
Why is it always fluttershy?
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>>4183888
sb pls

you sound like a faggot. also stream.
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>>4184039
>"horse cumshots in girls face"

almost all horse cum is fake in those movies

sorry to disappoint
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>>4184019
>"What the hell is this? This idiot can't even get me pregnant"
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>>4183961
>fear to needles
Aichmophobia, I have that shit too.
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>>4184053
Probably. It was a bad scene.
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>>4184039
>watching Jackass with friends
>time a bathroom trip to avoid the horsecum scene because I know I'd end up with a boner
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>>4184064
Why do people keep confusing me with talented people?
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>>4184022
scootaloo why are you so happy and buzzing your wings
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>>4183974
>her cheeks flush a bright red as she lays eyes upon you
>"I ain't never seen one'a these outside'a the movies they shown us back in school..."
>she runs one finger down the length, sending a shiver up your spine
>your heart pounds in your chest as a panicked voice reminds you of Big Macintosh's threat
>he sees any snakes where they don't belong, they get their heads cut off!
>your eyes trace along the curves of her body, soaking in the view of her ample endowments
>...well, he didn't say anything about HANDS...
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>>4184064
>>4183888
maybe the reason people don't like you is because you don't like yourself
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>>4184060
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
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>>4184038
>>4184055
But taking away the testicles takes away at least half the fun.
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>>4184070
>"That's the point, hun."
>"..."
>"Ahh, I get it."
>Rainbow Dash turns to anon
>"You and I are gonna have a lot of fun. Come on, bitch."
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>>4184010
>>4184028

As one of the writers who started this, I think this is too fast, too soon. If we were only in this because we wanted to fuck Applebloom, why would we have waited this long to do it? Why not just get our dick wet from the beginning, if that was all it was going to be about?
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>>4184079
this just happened
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>>4183978
>>4183988
I like this, weird
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>>4184092
>Gelding
If you guys take this in any other direction than her pegging you, you dont know jack shit about the fetishes you're dealing with.
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>>4184086
I was asking about what Madmax did that caused a shitstorm
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>>4184099
So make it a quick handjob.
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>>4184065
What he should probably look for is stuff labeled "horsecore." Anything else, there's about an 80~99% chance the horses are either drugged or the output is fake.
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>>4184090
Well it's not like fetishes come from a line of logic ever.
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>>4184099
Please stop trying to be the greentext police, man! Just let it go where it goes! You're not writing fuckin' literature here. If you don't like where the story goes, try again tomorrow!

And whining about not liking the direction doesn't solve anything.

In short, stop taking this so seriously.
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>>4184107
How about forced oral and general sexual subservience? How about taking it from stallions for her entertainment/her pimping us to stallions?
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>>4184050
gaybeast is entry level as fuck you shitbag, you are obviously new
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>>4184099
Listen
It branched off twice
One ended with Big Mac stopping our fun
This tangent is us foolin' around with AB free of his bullshit
Who said we were gonna outright fuck her anyway?

Also foreplay
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>>4184100
Quite possibly the least canon ship in the entire show
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>>4184081
>maybe

I thought this was common knowledge? I know it is true at least.
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>>4184110
Madmax caused a lot of shitstorms. It was mainly people getting mad at things she did or her overreacting and people rushing to defend her.
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>>4184128
So that's where you find your references.
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>>4184034
if someone could color this they would be my bro 4 life
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>pregnant Gilda
>impregnating Gilda
UNFF
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>>4184126
This is agreeable.
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>>4184125
It's attitudes like this that railroaded Aspirant's stuff into what they are now, and the general bullshit that goes on in here.
Sometimes, you don't go with the flow, Anon.
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>>4184134
Actually, sentenal, I don't like you because you're obnoxious and kind of stupid.
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>>4184144
Oh. Oh my. Mah niggah.
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>SUDDENLY FETISHES
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>>4184129
what he said
foolin' around doesn't always have to lead to full-on sex
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>>4184125

Stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your head.
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>>4184126
I'd be down for getting fucked for her amusement.
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>>4184140
I can do some cheap flats for you
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>>4184148
Yeah, and fucking whining about where they're going and going "NO GUYS DON'T DO THAT I DON'T WANT THAT PLS GUYS I WANT ONE OF THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS PLS" doesn't solve anything.
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>>4184126
As long as she taunts us for being less of a man.
And tarts us up in a girly way.
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>>4184157
You stop having such a knee-jerk reaction against sex.
You love her, and she loves you.
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>>4184154
>mlpg
>topic
where do you think we are
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>>4184172
If you loved her, you'd wait for the right time and place.
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>>4184126
Isn't it more submissive and embarrassing for a stallion that can still function like a stallion to be used as a mare instead of using one that can only be used like a mare?
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>>4184168

You were one of the guys who fucked up Aspirants' "quests," I see.

Someone DID try to write in a different direction - and you quite pointedly told him you weren't interested in that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=IZuKMo9u8CM&NR=1

is there a pony version of this?
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>>4184148
As one of the other original authors of this series of diddies, my opinion is that you need to lighten up.
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>>4184179

This.
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>>4184132

tomboys and girly girls should be together
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>>4184179
And who gets to decide that? You?
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>>4184154
What do you think Fluttershy would write all over her body?
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>>4184065
real horse cumshots are my fetish, i cant even fap to lame girl+horse anymore where she just flops the dick around

my favorite video is hour long compilation of horses fucking artificial vagina sleeve that is open on the end and they spray horsecum everywhere and sometimes in girls face.

i got it from zoophile trackers but it seems to be closed down now
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>>4184080
>she fondles you gently, her small fingers unable to completely wrap around your shaft
>and her fingers are cold!
>"So what?" she asks, rubbing the tip with her thumb
>you just tell her to play around with you, it's not going to hurt in the least
>you continue fooling with her tits, bringing your hand away from her ass to her smooth little stomach, the tiniest hint of her abdominals making you shudder
>you busily slip your way down to her lower belly, sneaking your fingers to her wet little lips, and you groan, feeling her fondle your sack
>"Hehe, this is kinda fun ah reckon," she brakes from her trance, noticing where you're going.

>"Ah reckon if ahm doing this, it's okay if ya wanna go down south for a spell~"
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>>4184183
Actually, I didn't take part in aspirants "quests".

At all.

Ever.

Because of all the people like you who can't relax and have a good time and take greentext pony stories on 4chan as super serious business that needs regulation and constant supervision and approval.
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>>4184202

If we don't get to decide, why should you?
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>>4184200
Where's the fucking gif, shitbird
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jesus christ, people. lighten up. declare the greentext noncanon if that will satisfy your autism
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>>4184181
You misunderstand. The act of gelding signifies that the stallion isnt worthy of being a man, and is lack of scrotum is a constant reminder of his failure.
I also like to imagine that after a stallion is gelded, they undergo intense anal training until they learn to crave sex from all the stallion. Then they are used as cheap fucktoys for the rest of their lives.
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>>4184192
__no
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>>4184154
> topics
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>>4184204
>Pregnant sextoy
unf
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>>4184204
she would write information about the pony who murdered her wife
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>>4184216
This guy understands my fetish better than me.
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>>4184209
Because they're the ones writing it.

They want to write about having sex with Applebloom? They can write about having sex with Applebloom.

You want to write about a slow developed relationship with AB? Well golly gee you go right ahead and do that.

Nothing is stop either party from writing what they want.
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>>4184216
I prefer being gelded but not wanting it but knowing the consequences if I tried to resist my mistressand whimpering and crying the whole way through while she tells me to stop being such a bitch.
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>>4184206

>your hand wanders toward the waistband of her panties, pulling it away--
>she gently taps the back of your hand, and guides your hand down, over her underwear.
>"Slow down, there, city-boy."
>>
Now that I know that these sperglords actually have a vested interest in the "canon" of greentext stories, I'm going to devolve every single one into sex.
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>>4184179
Not one of the people that have been discussing so far, but this seems the right time and place for me. Not for outright sex, but for some sexual fooling around, certainly; she clearly wants to go ahead with it, the self insert does and there hasn't been any serious character breaking that annoyed me; stopping it here seems silly.
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>>4184224
Don't make me unf that hard
I'm trying to stay true to my LDR girlfriend
And there are pregnant bitches on OkCupid
Goddamn it MLPG
Why you so appropriate to my situation?
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>>4184249
>she clearly wants to go ahead with it, the self insert does an

THEY ARE BOTH WRITTEN BY THE SAME PERSON

WHAT

WHAt

HAVE
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKIGN MIND

HAVE YOU GONE LITERALLY INSANE
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>>4184237

Except for the inevitable arguing about which one is "canon."
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>>4184247
Well that's not nice. Yeah people are disagreeing, but that's no reason to make things worse for everyone.
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>>4184247
Who's worried about how "canon" they are? I just think they're going faster than the characters would go.
Loose Southern women is a stereotype that's only true half the time.
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>>4184257
And that causes me to say "It's fucking greentext on 4chan! It has no canon! There is no canon whatsoever!"

But of course that old pesky "appeal to sanity" doesn't work here.
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>tfw package hasn't shipped yet
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>>4184216
> intense anal training
You know, if you just start with a gay bottom you'll save yourself a LOT of hassle

Or, you know, just show a straight guy how anal feels and use him as a fucktoy after some ... adjustment.
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>>4184247
I was thinking the same thing. I was considering writing about anon going after Big Macintosh after the derail earlier
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>>4184206
>you hesitantly allow your fingers to stroke against her slick, sensitive flesh
>a throaty gasp escapes her lips, her chest heaving as she grips you tightly
>ow
>OW
>she lets go of you, mumbling a timid apology
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>>4184260
How are you so autistic
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>>4184268
What are these "adjustments" you speak of?
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>>4184253
LDR?
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>>4184247

>sperglords
>I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
>THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!!! HA!

Way to be 13 years old, there, chief.

My beef with this is we're going too fast with it - the writers are letting their hormones guide the story, not their heads.
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>>4184204
that, is really hot
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>>4184267
>tfw i get excited over waiting for packages in the mail

i wish i had a better life
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>>4184216
See, I like all of that except for the no balls thing
Why does that have to be a part of it
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Okay, you guys
The greentext is deeply important
I know that
But please, please tell me
How the fuck do my belches taste and smell like mashed potatoes and butter when all I've had is kimchi and teriyaki chicken with onions?
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>>4184247
I'd like to personally thank whichever one of you assholes started this.
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>>4184283
probably something to do with the straight guy and the gay anal sex part
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>>4184283
Acculturation, getting used to the idea of being sexual with MEN instead of women. First you start with a strapon, then a strapon with blindfolds, then a man with a strapon, and finally that deep hot thick filling only a well-endowed man can bring.

I mean I'm just imagining that progression, I'm more than half gay.
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>>4184295
Food magic it's like earth pony magic.
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>>4184289
>the writers are letting their hormones guide the story, not their heads.


SO WHAT

SO FUCKING WHAT

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'T WRITE

WRITE IT YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T LIKE

THE WRITERS ARE GOING TO WRITE WHAT THEY WANT
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>>4184204
source?
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>>4184301
Whoever it was, started it last thread, most noticeably once we got to the barrel-dunking.
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>>4184284
Long Distance Relationship
And she doesn't want children (we're still twentysomethings) but goddamn I want to have sex with a pregnant woman and/or be a breeder
It's ... confusing
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I know you guys are arguing about > right now, but I found this picture on /co/.
And that May Kanker is my new vision of human Derpy.
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>>4184289
hey don't look at me, it wasn't my idea to whip out our dick
I was just aiming for some heavy petting
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>>4184316

I was. You told me to fuck off.
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>>4184321
Just fap to the idea.
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>>4184323

MLPG seems a lot more catty and spiteful than usual tonight.

I hope nobody minds if I don't count this trainwreck of a derail as canon and continue on as if it never happened?
>>
Anonymous hates fanfic writers.
Anonymous hates fanfiction.
Anonymous says fanfiction takes too much time to read and like.
Anonymous tries to write a story.
Anonymous fails.
Anonymous bickers amongst Anonymous and the thread is ruined.
Anonymous doesn't know what the fuck Anonymous wants.
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Would you go on an [adventure] with pone?

Which pones would you want to adventure with the most?
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>>4184340
tl;dr lul
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>>4184337
>I hope nobody minds if I don't count this trainwreck of a derail as canon and continue on as if it never happened?

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>>4184322
> girl on the right is Rarity when she went through her "lanky and goth" phase in high school
Fort Knox couldn't contain this boner
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what does anal training even do? i've never stuck anything in my ass before and i was amazed at how easily and how far i could stuff large chance into my ass. i don't see any reason anyone would ever want to fit more than that in.
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>>4184340
>Anonymous is one person
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>>4184337
That might be best. Let this misadventure be lost to the sands of time. At least, past the point of snuggling on the repaired tractor. Up to there, both parties were still in agreement.
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>>4184345
The ponies you just posted.
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>>4184333
I've tried that. I want to try it, for real, at least the once.
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>>4184345
Sisterquest episode would be fun.
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>>4184337
I'm writing that "trainwreck"
I never intended to hold the sex off forever
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>>4184345
Why the fuck is this so washed out
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>>4184345
Best adventuring music for best adventuring ponies.
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wOULD YOU STICK YOUR DUCK INK A PINKIE PIE?
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>>4184337
>>4184360
It's fucking greentext. Are you seriously arguing about greentext canon?
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>>4184357
If you can insert progressively larger objects without getting a prolapsed anus, you win a prize, or possibly a superpower.
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>>4184374
>artists in charge of shitty bloom effects
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>>4184374
Too much AppleBLOOM
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>>4184273
>>4184243

>you rub your thumb over the warm spot of her panties, her beautiful breasts momentarily ignored, she's very, very wet, and panting heavily
>she's stroking you gently now, and it feels all sorts of amazing, and you ask her how she feels
>"Ah feel like Ah got a million butterflies in mah stomach right about now," she clambers onto your chest, leaving your erection behind, and curls up to you, her nipples brushing against your skin
>you reach up, behind her head, running your fingers through her beautiful thick, red locks, and say that's just fine
>She wriggles against you, not saying anything for moment

>"Now ah didn't say jus' drop everythin' did I?"
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>>4184357
Something to make you feel more full.
Something to stretch you out more.
Something to push deeper.
Moving in and out at a brisk pace.
Until that full body euphoria hits.
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>>4184358
This is why I hold name/tripfags in higher regard than Anonymous posters. I try to ignore what you all say because of that fact you just said. This thread and story proves it, you all are unreliable.
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>>4184374
It's using the Battlefield engine.
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>>4184345
I can see AppleSquiggle being a great adventuring team.
Just be ready for feels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njXnHaxEzvc
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>>4184391
You hold Nathan in a higher regard than anonymous?
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>>4184345
What's the music from?
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>>4184372

Sorry - but this is just too fast for me, and if it's causing this much bickering, clearly, it's not something we're ready for just yet.

Baby steps.
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Right, well, I'm out for the night. You people have fun bickering.
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>>4184390
The first time I came while I was fingering myself was amazing.
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>>4184379
YES, BUT NOT THAT ONE.
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>>4184358
Anonymous needs to spot acting like one, we don't like it
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>>4184404
we won't be taking her virginity. don't worry. even I recognize that would be too fast
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>>4184401
You're fucking joking right

like seriously, don't fuck with me right now
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>>4184260
Since you're still here you'd better be capping this shit.
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>>4184367
Only if it's with best sisters and not CMC.
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>>4184381

No. I'm saying I'm going to ignore what you're writing because I don't think it fits the story.

There's no arguing involved.
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>>4184401
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

The first time that song played, at the end of the first episode, a massive feel welled up inside my chest

That is the song you play to let folks know that there is a whole new world out there and by god you are going to explore it.
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>>4184420
>Best sisters
>Not the Spaw Twins
>Not the Pegasisters from Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>4184322
She's even got the kind of deep voice, and she looks pretty cute in that picture.
I like it.
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>>4184389

The phonetic accent is throwing me off.
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>>4184397
Actually, yes I do. I disagree with what Nathan says most of the time, but I respect his opinion all the same. Anonymous on the other hand is so random and carefree as an identity (and anonymous is an identity, the lack of one is one) that it's unreliable for everything, opinions and all. It's not tripfags shitting up this thread. It's not namefags ERPing and arguing.

It's you, Anonymous.
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>>4184424
You are an outrageous faggot of the highest calibre.

The story is fucking apple bloom. How does the writing 'not fit'?
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Thank you Mane~
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>>4184345
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>>4184432
You always know just when to show up.
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>>4184449
>fucking Apple Bloom

Woah, what did I miss?
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>>4184453
The first one looks better.
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>>4184449

>"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IGNORE IT!"
>"Okay."
>"ffffffffffFFFFFUCK YOU STOP IGNORING IT!!!!"
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>>4184453
TOO

MUCH

SATURATION

not enough bloom
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would you molest this fish?
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I hope you're happy Aspirant.

You ruined greentext stories.

Of all fucking things.
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>>4184458

The fact that this guy has no idea what this story's actually about. He thinks it's just another faptext, when really it's more akin to a miniquest.
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>>4184438
>background characters
>best anything
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>>4184478
>ruined greentext
let's see if I can fix that
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>>4184472
That's easily one of the strangest questions I've ever been asked.

Because the answer is so obviously "yes".
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>>4184449

Because the story is NOT "fucking" Applebloom.
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>>4184478
>fanfiction
who cares
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>>4184478
Does this mean we can go back to posting fanfics in images?
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>>4184481
IT
IS
GREENTEXT
STORIES
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>>4184478
He also gave a bunch of new people a complete misunderstanding of what a "quest" is, so now they're all going to fuck over future real quests.
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>>4184472
Yes but, where is her vagina'
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>>4184481
It is a min quest, and the problem is that the DM's are all anonymous. No one knows who is who, and there is no structure like in other quests with tripfags and namefags.
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>>4184463
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>>4184481
You're actually serious, aren't you. Are you Red Player?
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>>4184489

>"She's not 'just a piece of ass,' Big Mac. Not to me."
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>>4184481
It is a min quest, and the problem is that the DM's are all anonymous. No one knows who is who, and there is no structure like in other quests with tripfags and namefags.

>>4184493
And you fail to understand that there have been previous green text stories that relate to one another.
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What things would you do to this cake mlpg?
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>>4184486
Is this what we're doing now?
Because this isn't very fun
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>>4184510
I'd stick my dick in it.
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>>4184389
>"Guess you didn't~"
>you shimmy yourself down an inch or two, putting you at eye-level with her perky breasts
>one hand comes to rest on her back, tugging her down towards you and pressing your face into her chest
>your lips encircle her nipple, provoking a squeal of delight from her as you give it a gentle suckle
>"N-Now ain't THAT somethin'...<3"
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>>4184489
Yes it is

That's how it's being written.
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how can i turn this into sex with ashleigh while she does the rainbow dash voice

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/heyocean/bring-us-to-you-hey-ocean-tours-the-world
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>>4184509
HOW ARE YOU EVEN
WHAT?
HOW DOES THIS RELATE AT ALL?
IT DOESN'T.
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>>4184520

By you, maybe.

Everyone else seems to disagree.
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>>4184487
>>4184498
yes, how would you molest her?
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>>4184512
Let's try another flavor of greentext, then.
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>>4184510

Ask Rarity to sit in it and then lick it off her ass

And then jog an extra mile for the next week; cake's bad for you yo
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>>4184508
And that's suddenly not true anymore?
Do we love her any less for wanting to be close to her?
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>>4184536
>Rarity flash
Link?
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>>4184496
>>4184478
I knew this would happen. Despite three quests and many other green text stories, Aspirant is now a shit poster, and things would have been better if he never posted at all.

THIS is why I don't consider what Anonymous says. No one should listen to what Anonymous has to say about anything.
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>>4184534

Me and the other writers ARE. WRITING. IT. THIS. WAY.
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>>4184521
She's either seriously delusional about this music "career" or she's subtly manipulating bronies.
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>>4184493
>>4184531

Christ, you're mad. You're telling us "it's just greentext stories" but you seem awfully angry that nobody's agreeing with you.
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>>4184521
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>>4184546
No, fuck you.
Aspirant is a good poster.
Anonymous is the shitposter, and nothing he says should ever be taken seriously.
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>>4184546
>THIS is why I don't consider what Anonymous says
>Anonymous is right
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Holy shit it has finally happened.

MLPG has either gotten tired of hating on the hated tripfriends (or enough of the hated tripfriends have gone anon) so it has started hating in on itself.

Soon all contributors will be driven away and MLPG will be nothing more than an angry husk filled with bile and feces.
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>>4184469
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riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.
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>>4184566
You won't be able to drive me away.
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>>4184546
>>4184478
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>>4184545
http://e621.net/data/43/7e/437e7aef5f3b16a70b15a590a519157f.swf
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>>4184521
>Dash voice
>not Applejack voice
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>>4184566
dibs on the feces
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What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-
gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still
out to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata-
pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie
Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear!
Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill-
killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired
and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab-
solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng
voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the
duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and
body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of
soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks
of ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall if
you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the
pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.
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>>4184549
While he does sound mad, you people complaining about this greentext going outside of your comfort zone are just as bad.
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>>4184418
I'm not joking.

Dude, it's pretty fucking great that I could afford Internet this year. If I don't know what something is, don't judge.
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>>4184513

Fuck this thread.
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>>4184574
PERFECT

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>4184576
Ur a faggot
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Bygmester Finnegan, of the Stuttering Hand, freemen's mau-
rer, lived in the broadest way immarginable in his rushlit toofar-
back for messuages before joshuan judges had given us numbers
or Helviticus committed deuteronomy (one yeastyday he sternely
struxk his tete in a tub for to watsch the future of his fates but ere
he swiftly stook it out again, by the might of moses, the very wat-
er was eviparated and all the guenneses had met their exodus so
that ought to show you what a pentschanjeuchy chap he was!)
and during mighty odd years this man of hod, cement and edi-
fices in Toper's Thorp piled buildung supra buildung pon the
banks for the livers by the Soangso. He addle liddle phifie Annie
ugged the little craythur. Wither hayre in honds tuck up your part
inher. Oftwhile balbulous, mithre ahead, with goodly trowel in
grasp and ivoroiled overalls which he habitacularly fondseed, like
Haroun Childeric Eggeberth he would caligulate by multiplicab-
les the alltitude and malltitude until he seesaw by neatlight of the
liquor wheretwin 'twas born, his roundhead staple of other days
to rise in undress maisonry upstanded (joygrantit!), a waalworth
of a skyerscape of most eyeful hoyth entowerly, erigenating from
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So you're at the club writing greentext about your waifu when this guy comes and slaps your ass. Keep in mind he's 6'7 and 300 lbs.

What do you do?
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>>4184536
slip my fingers in her soppy cloaca while I kiss her
>>4184545
http://e621.net/post/show/221341/cup-equine-feral-friendship_is_magic-horn-horse-ma

wait, that guy got it
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>>4184592
>picture over her bed
ew, fanon
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>>4184546
>>4184478
So it begins, we hate Aspirant now.

Awesome. No wonder twice more artistic people left general in 2012 than in 2011.

Good job, faggot. And you ask why can't you have nice things? Because of you, of yourself. The worst community ever within the fandom.
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>>4184592
No thanks.
I'd rather keep my carnal knowledge of the thread low.
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>>4184592
They don't even know is the worst part
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next to nothing and celescalating the himals and all, hierarchitec-
titiptitoploftical, with a burning bush abob off its baubletop and
with larrons o'toolers clittering up and tombles a'buckets clotter-
ing down.
Of the first was he to bare arms and a name: Wassaily Boos-
laeugh of Riesengeborg. His crest of huroldry, in vert with
ancillars, troublant, argent, a hegoak, poursuivant, horrid, horned.
His scutschum fessed, with archers strung, helio, of the second.
Hootch is for husbandman handling his hoe. Hohohoho, Mister
Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and,
O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah, you're vinegar! Hahahaha,
Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!
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>>4184140
I couldn't really tell what was going on in the area between Rarity's tail and her mane, so I blanked it out
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>>4184575
>violer d'amores
unf
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>>4184587
See >>4184425
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>>4184547

It's just you. And you're throwing a temper tantrum.
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>>4184598
"Buy me a drink and meet me in the men's room."
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>>4184521
Remember when Kickstarter was actually for cool shit
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What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersday
this municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness
to the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive
ages that shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims that
would blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out of
heaven. Stay us wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O Sus-
tainer, what time we rise and when we take up to toothmick and
before we lump down upown our leatherbed and in the night and
at the fading of the stars! For a nod to the nabir is better than wink
to the wabsanti. Otherways wesways like that provost scoffing
bedoueen the jebel and the jpysian sea. Cropherb the crunch-
bracken shall decide. Then we'll know if the feast is a flyday. She
has a gift of seek on site and she allcasually ansars helpers, the
dreamydeary. Heed! Heed! It may half been a missfired brick, as
some say, or it mought have been due to a collupsus of his back
promises, as others looked at it. (There extand by now one thou-
sand and one stories, all told, of the same).
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>>4184576
LK pls
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>>4184605
Nah mate, we still love him.
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Dooks pls stram
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This thread is terrible.
Everyone eject, and we'll try again later?
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>>4184513
B-but I don't want to die!
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But so sore did abe
ite ivvy's holired abbles, (what with the wallhall's horrors of rolls-
rights, carhacks, stonengens, kisstvanes, tramtrees, fargobawlers,
autokinotons, hippohobbilies, streetfleets, tournintaxes, mega-
phoggs, circuses and wardsmoats and basilikerks and aeropagods
and the hoyse and the jollybrool and the peeler in the coat and
the mecklenburk bitch bite at his ear and the merlinburrow bur-
rocks and his fore old porecourts, the bore the more, and his
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>>4184624
dooks is ded
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>>4184625

I should set up a stream or something.
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>>4184623
Then why did you let one faggot start the shitstrom that was caught by others?
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>>4184626
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>>4184635
Not a bad idea. What're you thinking of streaming?
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blightblack workingstacks at twelvepins a dozen and the noobi-
busses sleighding along Safetyfirst Street and the derryjellybies
snooping around Tell-No-Tailors' Corner and the fumes and the
hopes and the strupithump of his ville's indigenous romekeepers,
homesweepers, domecreepers, thurum and thurum in fancymud
murumd and all the uproor from all the aufroofs, a roof for may
and a reef for hugh butt under his bridge suits tony) wan warn-
ing Phill filt tippling full. His howd feeled heavy, his hoddit did
shake. (There was a wall of course in erection) Dimb! He stot-
tered from the latter. Damb! he was dud. Dumb! Mastabatoom,
mastabadtomm, when a mon merries his lute is all long. For
whole the world to see.
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>>4184566

Who are our hated tripfriends?
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>>4184621
Shit. Am I that obvious?
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>>4184636
I don't even know what people are arguing about. I've just been sitting back watching for the last 30 minutes hoping we'd talk about gelding more.
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>>4184636
Anonymous likes to build someone up, then tear them down for entertainment.
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>>4184610
thanks man, you're a true nigga
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Shize? I should shee! Macool, Macool, orra whyi deed ye diie?
of a trying thirstay mournin? Sobs they sighdid at Fillagain's
chrissormiss wake, all the hoolivans of the nation, prostrated in
their consternation and their duodisimally profusive plethora of
ululation. There was plumbs and grumes and cheriffs and citherers
and raiders and cinemen too. And the all gianed in with the shout-
most shoviality. Agog and magog and the round of them agrog.
To the continuation of that celebration until Hanandhunigan's
extermination! Some in kinkin corass, more, kankan keening.
Belling him up and filling him down. He's stiff but he's steady is
Priam Olim! 'Twas he was the dacent gaylabouring youth. Sharpen
his pillowscone, tap up his bier! E'erawhere in this whorl would ye
hear sich a din again? With their deepbrow fundigs and the dusty
fidelios. They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips
of finisky fore his feet. And a barrowload of guenesis hoer his head.
Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!
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Why does MLPG hate it's contributors so much>

GG
MS
Aspirant
Nathan
Sentenal

And that's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are dozens more.

The only contributors left around here that don't seem to garner hate are Jr, Scrubbing Bubbles and anyone else who runs full quests regularly.
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>>4184640

Well, if you wanna watch me paint pictures for a story?
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>>4184518
they didn't scare you off, did they...?
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>slugbox is selling a series of prints of famous tumblr users and fanart tumblr drawfags

shit, that guy is completely out of ideas after he said he "officially" gave up the pony fandom.
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Hurrah, there is but young gleve for the owl globe wheels in
view which is tautaulogically the same thing. Well, Him a being
so on the flounder of his bulk like an overgrown babeling, let wee
peep, see, at Hom, well, see peegee ought he ought, platterplate.
Hum! From Shopalist to Bailywick or from ashtun to baronoath
or from Buythebanks to Roundthehead or from the foot of the
bill to ireglint's eye he calmly extensolies. And all the way (a
horn!) from fiord to fjell his baywinds' oboboes shall wail him
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>>4184518
>>4184518
>>4184518

>you tease her with your tongue, giving her nipple a gentle flick, your teeth just caressing her little nub
>you run your hand up her back and she moans again, resting her hands on the top of your head, your other hand resting on her ass once more and you're hard as stone, she's fiddling with you down there, driving you mad, and she leans into your ear as you lick and suckle her nipple.
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>>4184655
>nathan
>sentenal
>contributors
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>>4184655

MS isn't really a contributor anymore.
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>>4184655
Because when they contribute, that's great. But most of the time it's just namefagging
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>>4184645
sentenal
DD
Nanaki
Dinofag
Winston
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>>4184658

That sounds

fun
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rockbound (hoahoahoah!) in swimswamswum and all the livvy-
long night, the delldale dalppling night, the night of bluerybells,
her flittaflute in tricky trochees (O carina! O carina!) wake him.
With her issavan essavans and her patterjackmartins about all
them inns and ouses. Tilling a teel of a tum, telling a toll of a tea-
ry turty Taubling. Grace before Glutton. For what we are, gifs
a gross if we are, about to believe. So pool the begg and pass the
kish for crawsake. Omen. So sigh us. Grampupus is fallen down
but grinny sprids the boord. Whase on the joint of a desh? Fin-
foefom the Fush. Whase be his baken head? A loaf of Singpan-
try's Kennedy bread. And whase hitched to the hop in his tayle?
A glass of Danu U'Dunnell's foamous olde Dobbelin ayle. But,
lo, as you would quaffoff his fraudstuff and sink teeth through
that pyth of a flowerwhite bodey behold of him as behemoth for
he is noewhemoe. Finiche! Only a fadograph of a yestern scene.
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>>4184655
>Nathan
>Sentenal
>contributor
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>>4184655

>Nathan
>Contributor

Anyway, generating shitstorms doesn't mean they're hated. It means anons go full retard whenever they're around.

And MLPG isn't one person.
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>>4184668
Nathan used to do shit, and Sentenal would be considered more of a helper than a contributor
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Almost rubicund Salmosalar, ancient fromout the ages of the Ag-
apemonides, he is smolten in our mist, woebecanned and packt
away. So that meal's dead off for summan, schlook, schlice and
goodridhirring.
Yet may we not see still the brontoichthyan form outlined a-
slumbered, even in our own nighttime by the sedge of the trout-
ling stream that Bronto loved and Brunto has a lean on. Hiccubat
edilis. Apud libertinam parvulam. Whatif she be in flags or flitters,
reekierags or sundyechosies, with a mint of mines or beggar a
pinnyweight. Arrah, sure, we all love little Anny Ruiny, or, we
mean to say, lovelittle Anna Rayiny, when unda her brella, mid
piddle med puddle, she ninnygoes nannygoes nancing by. Yoh!
Brontolone slaaps, yoh snoores. Upon Benn Heather, in Seeple
Isout too. The cranic head on him, caster of his reasons, peer yu-
thner in yondmist. Whooth? His clay feet, swarded in verdigrass,
stick up starck where he last fellonem, by the mund of the maga-
zine wall, where our maggy seen all, with her sisterin shawl.
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>>4184668
Sentenal caps quests and other things for easy saving and access.

Nathan, however infrequently, writes fics. Even if it's a shit fic, it is still contributing.
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>>4184658
People love art streams.
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>>4184660
No I had some problem with the comment field being 'too long'

My bad. Keep going on.
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Fuck you guys I'm gonna go smoke weed and get drunk and fantasize about my waifu while listening to music that reminds me of her

Call me when you chill out
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>>4184673

Give us a moment to get something to eat, and I'll have it up.

http://www.livestream.com/artanon

Meantime, you can file in.
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>>4184610
Heh, yeah I know what you mean. At first glance it looked easy enough but then fell the fuck apart.
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>>4184681
He doesn't write anymore, he just attentionwhores. And other people do a better job of capping and archiving than sentenal.
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>>4184672
not all of them trip, and sentenal hate isnt universal. same for nanaki. i'd be willing to say that the attitude towards most of them is indifference
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>>4184697
Didn't he do friendoff shit earlier this summer?

And I thought he took off his trip for good. Again.
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>>4184697
What archive of quests is better than this?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
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>>4184697
I don't blame him for not writing anymore, considering the response most of the time.
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>>4184679
Hahaha whenever you post this one i lose my shit
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enjoyable of our mounding's mass, now Wallinstone national
museum, with, in some greenish distance, the charmful water-
loose country and the two quitewhite villagettes who hear show
of themselves so gigglesomes minxt the follyages, the prettilees!
Penetrators are permitted into the museomound free. Welsh and
the Paddy Patkinses, one shelenk! Redismembers invalids of old
guard find poussepousse pousseypram to sate the sort of their butt.
For her passkey supply to the janitrix, the mistress Kathe. Tip.
This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in!
Now yiz are in the Willingdone Museyroom. This is a Prooshi-
ous gunn. This is a ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag of the Prooshi-
ous, the Cap and Soracer. This is the bullet that byng the flag of
the Prooshious. This is the ffrinch that fire on the Bull that bang
the flag of the Prooshious. Saloos the Crossgunn!
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>>4184566
Nah, it's not hating on itself, there's just one guy taking a story in a direction entirely contrary to where it's been for the past... fuck, month and a half? Maybe longer, I haven't really been paying attention.
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>>4184716
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
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>>4184688
>tfw no weed
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>>4184718

Nathan is the only MLPG goer I've ever hated specifically
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>>4184729
Why?
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Up with your
pike and fork! Tip. (Bullsfoot! Fine!) This is the triplewon hat of
Lipoleum. Tip. Lipoleumhat. This is the Willingdone on his
same white harse, the Cokenhape. This is the big Sraughter Wil-
lingdone, grand and magentic in his goldtin spurs and his ironed
dux and his quarterbrass woodyshoes and his magnate's gharters
and his bangkok's best and goliar's goloshes and his pullupon-
easyan wartrews. This is his big wide harse. Tip. This is the three
lipoleum boyne grouching down in the living detch. This is an
inimyskilling inglis, this is a scotcher grey, this is a davy, stoop-
ing. This is the bog lipoleum mordering the lipoleum beg. A
Gallawghurs argaumunt. This is the petty lipoleum boy that
was nayther bag nor bug. Assaye, assaye! Touchole Fitz Tuo-
mush. Dirty MacDyke. And Hairy O'Hurry. All of them
arminus-varminus. This is Delian alps. This is Mont Tivel,
this is Mont Tipsey, this is the Grand Mons Injun. This is the
crimealine of the alps hooping to sheltershock the three lipoleums.
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>>4184727
Archive of quests, genius
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>>4184723
I don't want to read the same story over and over again for a month and a half.

It's boring. We're finally getting somewhere hot and then it's autist supercenter in here.
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>>4184727
archive of quests, he said. Sent's archive is very nice, all of MLPGs quests in one place.
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>>4184728

I don't know that feel, literally every one of my friends deal drugs.

Florida, man.
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This is the jinnies with their legahorns feinting to read in their
handmade's book of stralegy while making their war undisides
the Willingdone. The jinnies is a cooin her hand and the jinnies is
a ravin her hair and the Willingdone git the band up. This is big
Willingdone mormorial tallowscoop Wounderworker obscides
on the flanks of the jinnies. Sexcaliber hrosspower. Tip. This
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>You now realize that if it wasn't for Fluttershy's insecurity, the main 6 wouldn't have gotten their cutie marks
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>>4184663
can't say I hated his stuff
god I wish I had the dosh to get him to draw Fallout Equestria characters
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>>4184727
Except these days Jr's about the only questrunner who still runs in the dead thread, so most'd be missed if the marker crew doesn't show up to drop the marker in there quickly.
Not to mention it's a right headache to find a specific session in there if you don't know the postnumber ahead of time.
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is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most Awful
Grimmest Sunshat Cromwelly. Looted. This is the jinnies' hast-
ings dispatch for to irrigate the Willingdone. Dispatch in thin
red lines cross the shortfront of me Belchum. Yaw, yaw, yaw!
Leaper Orthor. Fear siecken! Fieldgaze thy tiny frow. Hugact-
ing. Nap. That was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy the
Willingdone. Shee, shee, shee! The jinnies is jillous agincourting
all the lipoleums. And the lipoleums is gonn boycottoncrezy onto
the one Willingdone. And the Willingdone git the band up. This
is bode Belchum, bonnet to busby, breaking his secred word with a
ball up his ear to the Willingdone. This is the Willingdone's hur-
old dispitchback. Dispitch desployed on the regions rare of me
Belchum. Salamangra! Ayi, ayi, ayi! Cherry jinnies. Figtreeyou!
Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first joke of
Willingdone, tic for tac. Hee, hee, hee!
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>>4184739

The reaction alone should tell you that the General doesn't think it's time for that.

You're telling us we're wrong for not agreeing with you.
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>>4184744
Drugs are bad.
The nice cop in fourth grade told me so.
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>>4184739
I probably should have added on 'and a couple guys getting way too mad about it'.
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>>4184734

Because every time he posts, it goes something like this.

>Nathan posts
>"Pls go brony"
>I'm hardly a brony, guys
>Bull-fucking-shit, Nathan
>Yeah well at least bronies make the world better!
>Thread is a shitstorm at this point

I want him to go forever
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>>4184750
If Fluttershy's parents hadn't sent her to flight camp the sonic rainboom wouldn't have happened.
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>>4184750
If twilight wasn't born with autism the main 6 wouldn't of even become friends.
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OK Mane, that's enough. I pay you only to post when we need you, you're not getting over time.
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>>4184734
He's not an idiot, but he chooses to act like one.
He's clearly informed on why we don't like bronies, and still he acts like one.
He knows we hate attention whores who don't contribute, so he stopped writing and started posting pictures of himself.
What's to like?
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>>4184762
Like
>>4184759
Who, with his incessant whining, speaks for the general now. Because when he disagrees, it's everyone disagreeing.
And the people who are writing it, and the people who want more, they disagree with you.
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>>4184760
You were lied to
Cannabis is pretty cool and not at all dangerous if you're not a moron
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>>4184760

Motherfucker my D.A.R.E. cop was the coolest bro I've ever met.
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This is me Belchum in
his twelvemile cowchooks, weet, tweet and stampforth foremost,
footing the camp for the jinnies. Drink a sip, drankasup, for he's
as sooner buy a guinness than he'd stale store stout. This is Roo-
shious balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is Canon
Futter with the popynose. After his hundred days' indulgence.
This is the blessed. Tarra's widdars! This is jinnies in the bonny
bawn blooches. This is lipoleums in the rowdy howses. This is the
Willingdone, by the splinters of Cork, order fire. Tonnerre!
(Bullsear! Play!) This is camelry, this is floodens, this is the
solphereens in action, this is their mobbily, this is panickburns.
Almeidagad! Arthiz too loose! This is Willingdone cry. Brum!
Brum! Cumbrum! This is jinnies cry. Underwetter! Goat
strip Finnlambs! This is jinnies rinning away to their ouster-
lists dowan a bunkersheels. With a nip nippy nip and a trip trip-
py trip so airy. For their heart's right there. Tip.
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>>4184767
Funny, most of the time I've seen him post was for early 2011 nostalgia and trying to get shitty worldbuilding discussions going before the no fun police showed up.
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>>4184788

He could do that without a trip
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>>4184788
Hitler used to draw Disney characters.
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This is me Bel-
chum's tinkyou tankyou silvoor plate for citchin the crapes in
the cool of his canister. Poor the pay! This is the bissmark of the
marathon merry of the jinnies they left behind them. This is the
Willingdone branlish his same marmorial tallowscoop Sophy-
Key-Po for his royal divorsion on the rinnaway jinnies. Gam-
bariste della porca! Dalaveras fimmieras! This is the pettiest
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does mlpg enjoy adventure time?
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>>4184667
>your hand slips from her rear, running over her hip and slinking its way under the fabric of her panties
>Applebloom sighs in delight, closing her eyes with a blissful smile on her face as your fingers tantalize her tender flesh
>her crimson hair hangs down messily over her shoulders, and her freckled cheeks are tinged a deep red
>she bites her lower lip, desperately trying to stifle her throes of pleasure
>"Nnnngh..."
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You you into a Bun Bun?
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>>4184781
Mine yelled at me for not making a drawing telling people why drugs are bad.
Drugs are super bad.
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>>4184774
To be fair, he was kind of the first person to really do meetups.

That's the only real brony thing I can pin on him and there wasn't a precedent then.

And you guys whored out that first picture often enough he may have gotten the wrong idea.

Still, there was a point where he should have just shut up about it. That was a long time ago.
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>>4184810

Not recently. It's just lost that feel from earlier episodes.
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of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone from
his big white harse, the Capeinhope. Stonewall Willingdone
is an old maxy montrumeny. Lipoleums is nice hung bushel-
lors. This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willing-
done. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk from the hinnessy.
This is the hinndoo Shimar Shin between the dooley boy and the
hinnessy. Tip. This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up the
half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddle
filth. This is the hinndoo waxing ranjymad for a bombshoob.
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>>4184775
Hey, I don't care either way. I don't really see why it's a big deal, just think of it as an alternate plotline. Would probably help if the different writers start using names to differentiate, though.
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Les Miserables is the greatest musical ever written. I would kill to see an episode based off of it. Hell, even just a ponified song would make me hard.
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This is the Willingdone hanking the half of the hat of lipoleums
up the tail on the buckside of his big white harse. Tip. That was
the last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same white
harse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp, waggling his tailoscrupp
with the half of a hat of lipoleums to insoult on the hinndoo see-
boy. Hney, hney, hney! (Bullsrag! Foul!) This is the seeboy,
madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone:
Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap! This is the Willingdone, bornstable
ghentleman, tinders his maxbotch to the cursigan Shimar Shin.
Basucker youstead! This is the dooforhim seeboy blow the whole
of the half of the hat of lipoleums off of the top of the tail on the
back of his big wide harse. Tip (Bullseye! Game!) How Copen-
hagen ended. This way the museyroom. Mind your boots goan
out.
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drugs are bad because they are illegal. the united states american president knows whats best for you.
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>>4184831
Animaniacs did that once.
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>>4184821

Mine was a huge black guy that spent the whole class dunking on this short kid that wanted to be a basketball player when he grew up
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>>4184813
Man, I suddenly feel really bad for the virgins among us.
They have no idea what this feels like.
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Phew!
What a warm time we were in there but how keling is here the
airabouts! We nowhere she lives but you mussna tell annaone for
the lamp of Jig-a-Lanthern! It's a candlelittle houthse of a month
and one windies. Downadown, High Downadown. And num-
mered quaintlymine. And such reasonable weather too! The wa-
grant wind's awalt'zaround the piltdowns and on every blasted
knollyrock (if you can spot fifty I spy four more) there's that
gnarlybird ygathering, a runalittle, doalittle, preealittle, pouralittle,
wipealittle, kicksalittle, severalittle, eatalittle, whinealittle, kenalittle,
helfalittle, pelfalittle gnarlybird. A verytableland of bleakbardfields!
Under his seven wrothschields lies one, Lumproar. His glav toside
him. Skud ontorsed. Our pigeons pair are flewn for northcliffs.
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>>4184831
Les Mis is great, sure.

But then there are other musicals like Jekyll & Hyde, Wicked and Avenue Q.
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>>4184769
but the time when they got the cutie mark impacted their life more, it's just a matter of time until the 6 of them meet up with each other.

If we remove Fluttershy out of the equation, the race never happened, and the main 5 never got their destined cutie marks

Kinda wish there's a time fucking episode now
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>>4184831
How about a musical episode that's basically influenced by 2 or 3 great plays at once?

Well that's probably not realistic for them to do an entire musical episode, but still.
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i don't know what that crap is, but i can get behind Braeburn.

sexually.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4184850
At once? Naw.

Just one at a time like Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
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>>4184840

What was that movie that brought up "The Arch"?

I didn't even realize The Arch was special until that movie. Now I can't help but get a fuzzy feeling whenever I remember the first time.
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>>4184753
>F:E characters.
>Covered in a layer of slime.
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>>4184846
If we're doing time-fuckery I want a flash forward episode where the CMC have conveniently hidden flanks whenever they show up.
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>>4184858
"The Arch"?
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>>4184837
>filename

Wait,

are you implying that Onta is Doxy?
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>>4184857
Not at the exact same time. I mean like a few different scenes from famous plays done one after the other.
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>>4184837
Thank you President Ronnie.
I will sacrifice Jelly Beans in your honor.
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>>4184861
The Stare-capable Taint Monsters would be perfect for that. Shame nobody ever drew them doing anything fun.
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>>4184853
I don't know about you, but personally I'd rather get under him

sexually
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>>4184818
bun in the oven? I like
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>>4184867

When you're sliding a girl's panties off and she lifts her butt up a little to make it easier.

The first time is full of wonder and relief.
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>people say they cant fap to their own art

the problem is you need to stop drawing shitty porn.
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>>4184667
>you can't bear it, the gentle pumping of your shaft is driving you mad, your'e going to cum on her stomach if she continues
>you can tell she's close, and you are too, there's blood rushing in your ears, and your hearts are beating a mile-a-minute
>flexing your hand, you reach over and press your hand into her mound, massing her gently, and she gasps, arching her back, tossing her head back as finally, the orgasm that's been building up inside her washes over her body in waves of pleasure

>she lets out a shrill cry of pleasure
>oh shit
>shit
>oh shit you pray nobody heard that
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>>4184884
you don't say...
gonna have to remember that one
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off the top of anyones head does anyone know what tablet is that?
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>>4184884
Oh that. I didn't realize it was that special either but it is pretty great.
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>>4184813
>>4184887
well that worked out
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>>4184871
>that extremely minimal trolling

i think its time for you to go to bed anon
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>>4184905
>filename
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>>4184905
>Steampunk Futa Sleepyhead.png
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>23 and never spent more than an hour at a time with a girl
I don't feel too bad
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>>4184908
>rainbow-colored cock

Huh.
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>>4184905
I thought the original picture had a large dick and someone edited it to be a bong
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>>4184884
that would have to be a skinny girl with little panties then, I don't like those anyway
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>>4184921
its true, i fapped to the original
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>>4184927
Post it?
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>>4184923

So it's easier to slide from between the bed and her butt, anon.

I don't think size of the girl nor the panties matter.
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>>4184846
>that fucking spike cosplay
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>>4184917

it will be alright in the end. if it isn;t alright, it isn't the end.
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>>4184933
OH while she laying down. I thought you'd take them off while she's still standing, and she tiptoe or something
>laying down with clothes on
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>>4184887
>her chest rises and falls with her labored breathing, a look of ecstasy on her face
>after a long moment, you see her body slacken as a deep sigh escapes her lips
>she leans down and lays herself over you, nuzzling her cheek against your shoulder as she basks in the afterglow
>"Ain't nobody...ever done that...fer me before...'sides me..." she whispers between her soft panting
>"S-So you liked it...?"
>she chuckles and gives you a half-lidded look
>"Oh, I LOVED it."
>she nuzzles against you, resting the underside of her chin against her shoulder as she whispers into your ear
>"And I love YOU..."
>you rest your hands on her back, holding her close to you
>"I love you too..."
>>
This year I have a dorm on the first floor with a window right by the main entrance. I was trying to think of something subtle pony related I could put in the window. I was thinking a series of signs that are in the mane 6 colours with "inspirational" words on them. Something like:

Pink= "Smile!"
Purple= "Study!"
White= "Create!"

Any ideas of other shit I could do. I'd like to keep it subtle.
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>>4184961
rarity="Fuck!"
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a disturbing trend i am seeing is furries adding mlp cutiemarks to their fursonas. good thing i stopped caring about what furfags do long ago.
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>>4184917
ONLY A FEW MORE YEARS BEFORE YOU BECOME A WIZARD, ANONYMOUS
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>>4184961
>"I like to fuck horses!"
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>>4184959
GOOD END
>>
Would you feel the most connection with someone who shared your opinions on:

1. Music
2. Politics
3. Fetishes
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>>4184961
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>>4184967
>vector cutiemark thrown in
>someone paid for this
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>>4184961
Eggshell yellow= "Wub Wub"
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>>4184972
THEN BIG MACINTOSH KICKED IN THE DOOR, THREW OUT APPLEBLOOM AND FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS

THE END
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>>4184967

I'm beginning to think that my ability to ignore everything I don't like about a picture and to focus only on what I like when I'm fapping is unique

I must be a master of masturbation
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>>4184961
Eh, that sounds pretty lame to me to be honest.

I know you have that spark inside you that wants to do that, but what always kills it for me is when I remember:
>"Wait, do I really want to talk to anyone who would recognize this?"
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>>4184978
3
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>>4184959
Cood show chum!
Oh, and thanks for sticking with me to the end
Much fun was had, despite all the bullshit we had to endure
So, cap it?
Or what's going on? This -is- getting capped innit?
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>>4184978

It's a toss up between politics and fetishes.
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>>4184992
No.
Not even MLPG
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>>4184990
NOT IN MY CANON >:(
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>>4184978

Well, since most of my friends are metalheads and could__ care less about politics, I'm gonna have to say fetishes.

My best friend/FWB for 10+ years shares all of my fetishes too.
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>>4184978
anyone who has the same fetishes as me needs to be thrown in jail for life.
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>>4184992
>Someone recognizes it.
>It's the worst definition of a brony neckbear.
>You open the door and he rolls into you, spaghetti flying everywhere.
>You are crushed under his odor, and massive form.
>>
MLPG how can I get better at drawing before my birthday?
>>
Anyone who has a fart/vore fetish is a true nigga
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>>4184992
Maybe I'll do it as an experiment and report here on any bites I get.
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>>4184992
Fucking this.

Back after s1e10, I thought I could go around and be subtle, so I made the poor decision of naming my laptop Parasprite.

People who DON'T know about it are confused and I can't come up with an answer, which raises suspicion.

People who DID know about it still bother me on Facebook to this day.
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>>4185010
>tfw my foot fetish is common enough that it's not a big deal
>ftw I idolize Tarantino for being so bold over it, and giving me what I love to see in his films
Unf, Death Proof
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>>4184990

if Big Mac finds him, he'll probably be fine with it at this point, him having proven he loves Applebloom and whatnot.

i wonder what Applejack'd do, though.
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>>4185000
>Oh, and thanks for sticking with me to the end
likewise
I thought it was pretty cute
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>>4185020
No. Don't.

Seriously, take it from a stranger.

Don't tell anyone. Make no hint. Deny all accusations.

It will save you a truckload of trouble.
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>>4185026

>That feel when foot fetish is so strong that just seeing a woman's bare soles in public will cause you to chub up
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>>4184967
I really like skunks
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>>4185030
THEN APPLEJACK KICKED THROUGH A WALL, TOSSED OUT BIG MACINTOSH AND FORCED YOU TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS
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>>4185030
>>4184990
>>4184972
Tune in next time for Oral!

For both parties!
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>>4185041

I like kangaroos and rabbits more
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>>4185037
Kinda too late for that.
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>>4185030
She'd have a very lengthy talk with Applebloom later made entirely of euphemisms
And Applebloom would interpret them all literally just to annoy her
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>>4185030
Oh man Snarky
You know that prompt? With that jilted Cheerilee and comforting student?
I go 7K words out of that bad boy
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>>4185038

Summer = foot fetish heaven
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>>4185037
>tfw too intimidating to have to worry about bronies confronting me about it.
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>>4185041
i like kangaroos as long as they dont have horrifying realistic kangaroo corkscrew hemipenis
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>>4185060

I live in Florida.

Women walk around barefoot or in flip-flops pretty much year round.
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>>4185038
>>4185060
Oh fuck, this. Holy shit when I see a cute girl with her bare feet and little toes
>tfw a girl wearing shoes slips out of them
>not wearing socks
>she's flexing her toes and everything
>>4185080
I'm intensely envious.
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>>4185041
you too?
fuck they are awesome
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>>4185075
Scootaroo
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>>4185080

Lucky dog
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>>4185006
>missed some parts
>some spoiler text is in blue and some in black
my autism will not allow this
stand back, I'll do this myself
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>>4185059
Jilted by who?
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>>4185089
>Sentenal in charge of doing something right.
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oh mlpg don't tell me you forgot the golden rule
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>>4185036
Me too. Teenage get-togethers can be cute,
>>4185089
MOST APPRECIATED
>>
can someone explain the foot fetish to me in one sentence or less, i dont understand.

if i had to pick a body part to masturbate to i would choose the vagina or boobs.
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>>4185089
What did I miss?
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>>4185097
By Big Mac, that cheating bastard. He dumps her for Fluttershy because he wanted to date somebody less interesting.
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>>4185112
Oh hey, you're like me but short four inches and about thirty pounds.
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>>4185109
just like vagina butt and boobs, feet are usually hidden away so it is exciting to see them
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>>4185109

They're on the same level as boobs to me. You either like 'em or you don't.
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>>4185109
>boobs
You disgust me.
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>>4185121
shut the fuck up
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>>4185059

good on you, brother.

>>4185053

>ah assume ya know 'bout th' birds'n th' bees, but...

>>'course i do! keep calm 'round 'em an' they don't sting ya.
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>>4185121

>Deaf is 6'7 and 235 pounds

Good god please don't become an actual rapist
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>>4185112
Eh, 5'8 200, barrel chested and spent most of my time in a weight room in high school.It's funny when I think about it, all that time I was trying to avoid people. Never wanted no trabble.
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>>4185102
Go away, Friend Computer.
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>>4185137
6'8", and I don't plan on it.
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>>4185137

>ski mask
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>>4185109

Basically feet are to me as a pair of breasts may be for another man.

I've had a foot fetish since I was little
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>>4185137
He's too beta for that. He will just daydream about raping 2.3 for the rest of his life.
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>>4185137
That's fucking horrifying
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>>4185147
Well, I doubt many rapists planned on it
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>>4185147
How can it be surprise sex if you planned it?
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>>4185112
oh boy time for personal blog
6'1 165lbs, Running master race reporting
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>>4185163
>not extensively planning your rape
Have fun in pound-in-the-ass federal prison.
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Aw, did I miss skunks?
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>>4185147
>don't plan on it

>Not just a flat denial.
>Not a "I won't."

Oh god.
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>>4185082
too bad there's no skunk pony
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How much does your favorite pony weigh?
How about when she's stuffed?
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>>4185147
>6'8"
I'm going to be imagining Hodor whenever you post now
>>
I wish fluttershy would get sprayed by a skunk
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i can understand that people like weird shit.

feet are disgusting to me though, the lumpy bones and bulging veins gross me out
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>>4185155
There's nary any good art of it in this fandom, compared to wakfu.

There's a few choice pics that get me off though
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>>4185137
what is so scary about this?
i'm 6"2 and 220
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>>4185185
>this artist will never make the other 3 ponies chubby
Why is life so unfair?
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>>4185170
There's a difference between planning a rape and planning on becoming a rapist.
Reading comprehension can be tough. But hey, school's starting back up. Maybe you'll finally learn it
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>>4185185
Several hundred pounds
>>
What are your biggest, strongest, never-get-old fetishes?
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>>4185189
You will never be able to appreciate a pair of perfect, small, slender feet on a cute girl, and that sucks.
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>>4185202
facesitting
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>>4185172
They're cute, until you accidentally step on their tail and then BAM, smell like shit for a week.

>>4185173
Who knows what a person will be like in a year, let alone the next day?

>>4185194
Apparently two meters is a sort of 'oh shit' mark or something.
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>>4185202
Latex
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>>4185195
because your fetish is wrong.
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>>4185189
Literally no one cares about your opinion
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>>4185202

Feet, pubes, and sweat.
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>>4185173
Hes not planning on it.
Because it is a fact that he is going to do it.
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>>4185185
>that bellybutton on Pinkie
i am unable to think of anything else
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>>4185202
futa
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>>4185202
I have none.
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>>4185210
>Who knows what a person will be like in a year, let alone the next day?

...

You realize this translates to "I might rape someone tomorrow?"
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>>4185213
Chubby Pony ≠ Gross Fat Pony
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>>4185189

A woman's feet are one of the most beautiful things in creation.
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>>4185202
Take one good fucking guess.
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>>4185229
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>>4185202
Muscle
Specifically on girls
God I love feeling a girls biceps flex in my hand.
>>
>>4185202
Is just plain Lesbians a fetish? If so that's been running since I discovered porn.
>>
>>4185141
>>4185147
I'm 5'11 and 220, and also like FE. pattern?
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>>4185232
I bet Pinkie could sing a song about that.
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>>4185238

Redheads? Glasses?

Pretty tame, anon.
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>>4185242
I don't think homosexuality is a fetish, no
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>>4185216
>Literally
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>>4185241
Fuck I hate muscles on girls so much
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>>4185197
Ooh ho, edgy. Careful, you might cut someone with that.
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>>4185239
>naming your reaction images
>naming your laughing reaction images
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>>4185225
Why is Mrs.Cake so pretty
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>>4185202
Growth and transformation

>>4185238
My nigga
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>>4185252
Is that horse OK?
>>
>>4185202
anthro
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>>4185202
Inflation
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>>4185192

You would think with how much humanized and anthro art there is and how common having a foot fetish is that there would be a lot more.
>>
>>4185202

One time this fat girl sat on my dick down is Skoksie, Illinois, I mean she was fat, like orca fat.
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>>4185202
horses.

i have been fapping to horses real and furry for almost 20 years now.
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>>4185258
How the fuck else would I find them?
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>>4185233
I don't mind chubby, but around here chubby equals to a whale.
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>>4185258
>4chan filenames
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>>4185252
I'm really not sure what to make of this.
Which of the words in this sentence is going to get quoted next?
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>>4185202
Mind manipulation.

Whether its a pony going into heat, a girl breaking under intense pleasure, bimboification, or good old fashioned hypnosis, anything that changes how a person thinks and makes them more inclined towards sex is a positive
>>
>>4185232
It's incredibly unlikely, but maybe something will change.
>>
>>4185274
Memorize the timestamp.
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>>4185266

Shit son, I've had that for so long and it's become so standard that I forgot it was a fetish.

Kinda getting mindfucked right now.
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>>4185269
Fuck but its easy to draw hoof feet

Damn shame
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>>4185258
>not naming your reaction images
have fun taking an hour to find an image
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>>4185276
I kindly disagree.
There's plenty of my chubby pony liking brethren who want nothing more than to rub a stuffed pony belly.
Nothing land whalish.
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>>4185283
lel no
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>>4185254
Aw
Not huge muscle
But like atheltic
Its why I love AJ and RD so much
>>
>>4185202

feet and BDSM
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>>4185281
Holy fuck you're a fucking weirdo

fucking filtered, goddam
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>>4185202
What this guy said
>>4185280
Except I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end, either~
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>>4185192

Like what? I can think of maybe two that I've enjoyed.
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>>4185202
bodysuits, slime/jelly, redhead.
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>>4185243
We all desperately need a treadmill?
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>>4185295
protip. ponies don't have belly buttons like that
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>>4185290
>>4185274
Then how do you find them among a thousand other files named "hahahahahhahaha962347.jpg"?
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>>4185295
That's not even chubby or stuffed
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>>4185202
Expansion, belly button play, glasses.
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>>4185278
from your posting style i can tell that you visit facebook and reddit often.
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>>4185313
It's a little chubby.
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>>4185300
>filtering him
>not stalking him now to keep eye on the situation
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>>4185312
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>>4185250
Well if not then I'd have to go with Cougars/MILFS.
>>
>>4185300
Is it really that weird to accept that nothing is certain?
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>>4185323

>Implying I'm not Batman

I'll stop him if he tries anything
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>>4185314
LK pls

pls belly buttons
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>>4185316
From your assumptions, I can assure you that you are wrong. But good job on thinking that you were superior to someone else over a single word that they used.
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>>4185172
aww man didn't have that one
>>4185210
except when you like that smell
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>>4185202
Little girls bellies, armpits, feet and butts.
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>>4185258
>tfw I want to tag all my images so that my names aren't recognizable
>tfw png doesn't support tags
>tfw 4chan doesn't support tiff
>tfw jpg looks shit for high contrast images (every pony image ever)
>>
So apparently the piss is being raided.
>>
>>4185314
>>4185335
>he'll never do my BE request

I thought you were mah bro, bro
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>>4185238
why are those pants and shirt so stained. it looks like she is boob sweating and pissed herself.
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>>4185332
Yes.

Yes it is.

It is completely weird to be unable to simply say "I am not going to rape someone."

This is fucking weird.
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>>4185332
It's really to think "I might rape someone someday"
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>>4185351
>>
>>4185353

You just made that picture arousing for me
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>>4185351
>Pissing in an ocean of piss.
>Literally.
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>>4185349
>tfw mac
>tfw don't know these feels
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>>4185189
God I love veins, period
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>>4185355
>>4185360
I'm not going to rape anybody.
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>>4185252
WHYEWOULD YOU POST IT EVEN SAVE IT THIS SIS SO HORRIBLE I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND GO TO HELL FOR THIS
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>>4185202
zoophilia
>>
>>4185349
>tfw spam filter
>tfw use spoilertags to evade where you think it's tripping
>tfw you forgot it's greentext

>>4185369
enjoy your tags not being portable
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>>4185375
>...yet
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>>4185371

Veins skeeve me out like nothing else.

There's no faster way to kill my boner. Sometimes when I'm fapping and feel the veins on my dick too much, I can't finish.
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>>4185363

It was just a heads up that shit might be posted in the new horse.
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>>4185351
In what way? Had a quick look at the front page, didn't notice much that was beyond the usual levels of stupidity.
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>>4185252
>>4185380
I find it funny
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>>4185376
Unf.
Is that just a magic floating penis or is there supposed to be a stallion attached to it?
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>>4185375
Thank you.

I mean, I'm still filtering but I'm glad you were able to say it.
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>>4185252
That's a terrible gif

The slices would slide down the glass
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>>4185390
I see nothing.
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>>4185390

Oh, well my apologies.

Thanks for the heads up.
>>
>>4185202

corruption. submission and domination, from both sides. same-size vore. transformation.
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>>4185351
>check piss
>preening thread
fuck you guys i'm out of here
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>>4185393
There's a reason it's called 'pissing in an ocean of piss'.

>>4185399
If you'd filtered me, you wouldn't have replied to that post.
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>>4185375
i am not going to rape anybody either

>unless rape becomes legal and socially acceptable
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>>4185398
Whatever your imagination wants it to be
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>>4185401
what is marker pony so fucking cute?
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>>4185414
Because she's the hero we deserve. The hero we need.
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>>4185328
>>4185006
>autism
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>>4185376

fantastic.
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>>4185415
One of the best scenes in the show. Shame it's in 'that' episode.
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>>4185418
Man, that's a lot of spunk.
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>>4185415
Dash is such a cunt
Why didn't she put Scootaloo on her back
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>>4185430
Because she was busy taking out the trash.
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>>4185411
In that case I guess it would belong to a brainwashed guard, who would snap out of it later and have no idea where the past few hours went.
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>>4185418
would applejack engage in casual anal with what male wanted it?

what if it was her uncle?
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>>4185414

She's cute, but I don't like how her mane is styled.
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>>4185440
>oh my gooooosh
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>>4185428
OWTEW Right?
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>>4185449

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
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>>4185449
>You will never be that satisfied
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>>4185449
I fucking love that reaction.
Unf, yes.
You love getting rutted like that
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>>4185437

yes.

better up the ass than them taking her virginity, after all, and if she can make a few easy bits to help the farm, she's happy to.
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>>4185442
BLASPHEMY
Marker pone has the cutest of manes
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>>4185401
Someone's giving me the finger in the background.
>>
>that horse gif

am i the only one here who jacked off to that movie?
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>>4185440
>Kloudmutt has declined in quality from this

How does that even happen?
>>
Are we sure the raid is gone? Can we post new horse?
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>>4185471
kloudmutt can't art
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>>4185469

What movie?
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>>4185473
Nah
Hey, we're having fun, right?
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>>4185335
>>4185352
Sorry... I've got lots of shit to work on.
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>>4185473
Let's just stay here for a while
It's peaceful
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>>4185463

Sometimes I wish you would fucking leave.
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>>4185477
http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/41449/mounted_by_stallion
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>>4185481
;_;
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>>4185479
Hehehe, I read that as "Neigh".
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>>4185473
It wasn't a raid. It was posters who need to realize that if they don't have anything marginally pony related to talk about, they don't need to post in a my little pony general. There's a whole internet for that.
Every damn time.
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>>4185477
The Cell
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>>4185493
>>4185351
>>4185390
>>4185402
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>>4184355

>Goth Rarity

do we have this? we should, if we don't.
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>>4185486

why
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>>4185502
Oh. Well that's funny I didn't even notice. Or sad.
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>>4185488
oh fuck i came several times
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>>4185486

that's unfortunate.
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>>4185507
>Instead of gems, she covered everything in studs and chains.
>She looks like the sun has never marred her perfectly pale skin.
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>>4185507

No, we really shouldn't. Why would pristine best pony associate with 2deep4u brooding goth faggots?
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>>4185521
OMG FILTERED
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I HEAR THUNDER BUT THERE'S NO RAIN
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nuhores
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>>4185529
THIS KIND OF THUNDER BREAKS WALLS AND WINDOWPANES
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I'll make the new thread!
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>>4185525

she was young. it was a phase.
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>>4185529
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AREN'T SO FRIGHTENING
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>>4185525
Sounds more like RD's thing
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>>4185529
SHOW THEM JUST HOW DEEP IT GOES
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>>4185537
Oh fuck!
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>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546

>>4185546
NEW HORSE
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Um
Which box does MLPG eneral go into?
There's 3 of them...
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>>4185543
No, Rainbow Dash was always dressing in style
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>>4185544
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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Just gonna drop this here for my own reference later. http://pastebin.com/S7iEiuZT
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>>4185486
He's really irritating, I agree.
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>>4185550
It's OK sweetie, someone else already took care of it
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>>4185543

That sounds more believable.
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>>4185566
>my own reference
Yeah, sure. If you didn't have a reason to post it here, you'd use notepad.
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>>4185566
>List of rapefiction

Gross dude
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>>4185586
I'm movin over to the ipad for the rest of the night.
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>>4185566

There are some here I haven't read
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>>4184892
does any one know?
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>>4185310
>implying it's not sign that she'll turn into a snail soon
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"Please Marker, just let me get back to the new horse. It doesn't have to be like this"
Her horn glows, my pants unbutton and slide off. ">Implying you won't enjoy this. So how is this going to go? Are you going to slam your throbbing rod into my dripping marecunt or do I have to get weird with it?"
She looks down and tears off my boxers, frowning at my lack of an erection.
With a forceful 'boop' she shoves a (Bazooka Joe flavored) hoof in my mouth. "So is it hooves? Maybe you want to suck on my horn?" I shake my head the best I can manage. "Look, I don't want to spend all day doing the fetish-shy routine. Why don't you just tell me about your dumb kinks, and we'll get nasty then move on with our lives." She shifts her weight and pulls the hoof out of my mouth. "There's no need to be embarrassed, you should see some of the nasty shit people are in to. Oh god, that's it, isn't it? You're ashamed because you're one of the fartfags?" She turns around, winking as she speaks. "Here it comes, anon. I gotta toot superbad!"
I cry out "Wait! You win! I'll tell you, just don't fart on me. That's fuckin' gross"

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