>rape

>Rape

>>417958
Reeeeeee poast

>>417930
> $50 and you're the proud owner of a sentient furnace-pony
> Taking her home you find your apartment IS set up for natural gas
> Call up the gas company for hookup
> need "a few days"
> Furnace Pony is shivering, less than in the store, but still perceptibly, on your couch even under three blankets
> "Is there anything else you eat?"
> Her eyes dart around, eying some of the firewood you'd chopped for the fireplace this apartment was MEANT to have based on the listing but didn't
> "Mama was a stove, I can eat some of that maybe?"
> Gnawing on a bit of log, she starts to warm
> one blanket off - half a log
> two blankets off - a second log, god she's eating voraciously
> After a good four logs she's throwing off a comfortable rolling heat, eyes glistening with happy tears, "Oh thank you thank you thank you!"
> She leaps into your arms on your couch, nestling into your chest
> You feel warm
> you feel warm inside too

>something that isn't rape because stale joke

Post a picture of your least favorite pony and say something nice about her non-ironically

>>418003
How large is furnace pone?

so whatever happened to tobasco and swiffer?

did they finally rape eachother to death?

>>418014
Fleshlight-sized

>>418003
>Mother was a stove
There was a point where I should have gotten off this train, and it was a long time ago.

>Driving rain, lightning and thunder
>The heat is broken
>I'm fucking freezing and alone
God damn it I need a furnace pony.

>>418014
She's the size of a medium-sized dog.

She was supposed to be a 'portable' model

>>418012
She's not a filthy mud pony.

>>418020
Choo-choo, all aboard the terrible writing train.

>>418024
>Not owning a ten foot tall blast furnace pony

>>418012
Well she looks cute

You gotta help me out, MLPG.

There's this girl I know who's incredibly shy and socially inept. I am actually her first real friend in years. She's said she doesn't want to go further than that, but I cannot help but liking her more than I should.

She's a total Fluttershy, as in, adorable as fuck. She even compares herself to her and quotes lines from the show in her best Fluttershy impression. She compares me to Big Macintosh, and has sent me Fluttermac fanart, even if she says she doesn't want to go further than friendship.

She's even asked me loads of stuff about love, if I've ever been in love, how many girlfriends I've had etc. I'm single now, and I always answer truthfully. I told her I'm not directly looking for someone right now, but if the chance would appear I would take it.

I expected her to continue her questions, but she just said she's not looking at all. At one point I considered she may be playing hard to get.

I have taken small steps to advance with her, but she's actually serious about not wanting to take it further. Yet, she makes all these implications.....

What should I do?!

So, lady and gentlemen of this fine board. I have come to a conclusion that you will find very interesting and with hope you will pass this information around to other people that you may know.

>>418025
check again

that horn isn't real; it's made of dried semen and broken dreams

>>418006
This always makes me laugh.

>>418040
>>>/adv/

>>418012
She's always there additionally

Requesting Rarity on the set of space jam with Rarity stuck in the hoop face down with Michael Jordan dunking a basketball into her loose horse vagina.

What does a gas inlet look like?

>>418040
Bags of sand.

COME ON EVERYPONI, >rape >rape >rape!

>>417949
No, I said I wouldn't be following him as avidly anymore. He's still a cool guy, I just don't like the direction his art is going.

>>418040
>rape

>>418015
Collective interest waned, so the greentexts stopped.
Which is disappointing because they were my favorites.

>>418003

Fuck the rest of you, this is an awesome concept.

Except for the part where you shouldn't be hugging something that eats whole logs that fast to generate heat.

Or keeping it near any flammable materials.

It's supposed to heat YOUR WHOLE APARTMENT. Hugging it is like hugging a radiator.

>>418012
I like all the ponies equally. Pinkie is fun

>>418040
>rape

i cant do eyes

>>418040
If you want to take it further, be direct about, like Iron Will. If she says yes, will, good. If she says no, say thats fine, at least you know for certain now, you poor friendzoned bastard.

>>418012
she is very blue

>>418040
You're an idiot.
She wants you badly.

>>418068
I can't do anything.

>>418032
Wait, are we talking about Mass Effect 3 again?

>>418040
She wants a normally, socially well adjusted guy who isn't into MLP: FiM.

Not you. You're just there to make fun plays at. You trying to make it serious is awkward for her and won't bode well.

Just drop any thoughts about "moving it further". Girls never talk like that and act like that with guys they really want to be with/fuck them.

>>418040
>implications

your only option is to have sex with her despite - nay, because of - any protests she may make

remember, your life if a visual novel and you should behave as such

>>418040
She's just fucking with you.

>>418065
She's a tiny thing, so unless she goes on a binge --

God help you if she ever finds out about wood pellets for stoves, your shit will go up in FLAMES.

>>418068
draw an egg-like oval, then draw a smaller one inside of it

>>418012

She is pretty cute when she isn't being a background character or suddenly breaking character like in Dragonshy.

>>418003
You gonna continue that furnace pony story? I honestly like it lot. Very...warming.

>>418080
>>418080
>>418080
>>418080
>>418080
>>418080
this
just fucking this

>>418041
Is no one willing to find out this beneficial information?

>>418085
So what happens when she starts to grow?
When does she get a cutie mark?

>>418012
She clocks in at a decent speed.

What kind of mane does furnace pone have?

>>418100
I would love to hear it

>>418012
The glasses look nice...

>>418100
fuck off, bugs

you are the worst cartoon character ever

>>418085
"The red log's about to blow!"

>>418087
Those look perfect and I can't even do that.
Why does it look so easy, goddamn

>>418100
ur a faget

>>418100
I was assuming you were building dramatic tension.

>>418012
She's cute as a fucking button and I love Smile Smile Smile.

>>418101
She has a Cutie Mark, it's her warning label.

>>418072
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

>>418109
well that just isn't true

>>418080
thirding for truth
>>418040
Sorry anon, you're pretty much friendzoned

>>418105
Spitfire-esque.

>>418113
I know that feel.

I can't keep any of my lines fucking steady, and I'm drawing from the shoulder too.

>>418110
But Phil exists

>>418040
She said she doesn't wanna go further.

So take a fuckin' clue and don't go further. It's not unlikely that you're percieving friendly intimacy as an attempt to take a relationship further, when in reality she's treating you as any real close friend should be treated.

There, I helped you. Now please, please, stop asking 4chan for advice.

>>418118
>Pillow pony
>Do not her cutie mark: By law

>>418012
She tries to make people happy.

>>418080

I never said I was socially inept aswell. I may not be the most social guy in the world, but atleast I can talk to strangers without breaking into giggly fits.


I think >rape may be the best option to go for so far.....

>>418012
But she has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Flaming furnace pony will be adopted by brones in a month or so and there's going to by be furnace pony generals on /mlp

>>418130
i don't know why, but that picture makes me laugh uncontrollably

>>418147
>I never said I was socially inept aswell.
>I think rape may be the best option to go for so far...

>>418147

Do it and post video please

>>418101
I smell a Phyrexian.

>>418122
I swear I've heard this melody in a different song before.

>>418152
and they're going to be written terrribly

why do you make pinkie sad
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/sadpinkie.swf

>>418147
>rape only works up to a certain age and only for certain women.

If she's in college then >rape won't work without a penalty later down the line, if she's in high school then you'd get away with it fine, but it wouldn't be as fun as you'd expect. You'd pretty much have to hate her to get off on it, otherwise if you really did like/care about her you'd just feel bad

>>418159
Don't get started on how OP Infect is. Fuck infect.

>>418141
what kind of boop is that?

>>418094
> you come home from work
> there is a neat little pile of ash on one corner of the room
> Furnace pony is in the kitchen, sobbing quietly in a fetal position
> "What happened?!"
> "I- I took a nap after I ate a little and- and-"
> She's looked back toward the living room, beginning to wail again at the sight of what used to be a wicker-basket chair
> You suddenly recall how much you fucking hated that chair
> "It- it's okay, Mini, it's fine. We'll get you some nice soft flame-retardant pillow to sleep on, okay?"
> She looks up, awestruck you aren't furious, then babbling excitedly "REALLY? FOR ME?"
> the sound of her jumping up and down is a lot like brass bearings hitting the linoleum over and over
> The downstairs neighbors must hate you by now
> You don't care, Mini is so excited and you finally have an excuse to not keep Mom's housewarming gift
> you smile as you go get the vacuum cleaner

Ok Faggots are you ready for this?

>>418149
Not even her squeaks?

>>418174
inb4 mlp is a show for little girls

>>418175
Nope. They just make me cringe.

>>418174
Yup.

>>418163
Yes. Writing these horribly is the only way to do it.

>>418149
That gif doesn't support your arguement

>>418182
Oh shit bugs, this anon just blew your findings.

>>418186
for you maybe, you fucking hack

jk ily

>>418174
> I am a dumb unoriginal cockswain faggot who can't be assed to do anything but post "wise-acre" Bugs photos
> I am so fucking edgy
> for 1935

Just get out you cliff-diving bass-loving dubstep dipshit.

>>418189
NIGHTMARE SCOOT!

>>418165
God, that fucking music.

>>418165
Oh god make it stop.

>>418189
>dat hatless Braeburn
nnf

>>418174
WHAT? THAT WE CAN'T DRAW?!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

>>418165
That is... Dead Island Trailer music.
Damn, I haven't played that game in ages. I never got round to finishing it.

>>418165
N-n-NO.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

TOO MANY FEELS.

>>418012
Angel. Pure beauty.

>>418203
That nigger doesn't know what he's talking about.

My drawings were painful to look at two months ago, now they're tolerable.
It's slow, shitty progress, but progress none the less.

>>418216
GIVE IN TO YOUR FEELINGS

>>418213
I haven't played any video games in a week because I've been too afraid to miss something in mlpg

>>418213
oh

i thought it was the music from those thai insurance ads

>>418167
Phyrexia as a whole can suck my self-replicating and repairing dick.

>>418225
Somebody put the music over the commercials, but they were originally for Dead Island.

>>418225
No, those have had THIS music spliced with them to add for impact on YouTube.

Of course that's like 3/4 of the reason this makes me wail erry time I hear it.

>>418165
Don't care.

Lyra is the best pony

>>418234
Man, those Thai insurance ads combined with the Dead Island theme are killer.

>>418213
Not worth finishing, unsatisfying ending.
still funwith a friend

>>418238
Because you're a heartless monster, duh.

>>417908
>try to draw fast
>end up going slowly AND shit
fuck, I need yet more practice.
still couldn't entify a genie or something standing to the right blocking the view a little. use your imagination

>>418239
You've got nice hands

>>418239
WELL FUCK ME WITH A RAKE, BUGSANON HAS GOOD TASTES.

>>418175
>all of my hnnnnng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4

>>418193
>you cliff-diving bass-loving dubstep dipshit.

I don't know why but this is the funniest insult ever.

>>418165
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk

this song goes with it sort of

>>418247
Why is Bonbon angry?

>>418261
Why wouldn't she be?

>>418239
BUGS IS BEST RABBIT

>>418234
Dead Island? That commericial where the girl does a 50-foot high backflip through a window onto a guys torso? Fucking natural 20 on Acrobatics that was.

>>418257
> mfw I came this close to posting that with a trip
And to think I didn't want to go toe-to-toe with Bugs Anon.

>>418261
because connivining genies

>>418244
I once did one of those random join-a-player's-game things.
He loudly said, "Fuck Off!" and disconnected.

>>418259

You faggots like the shittiest music.

>>418200
Jessy.

Jessy.

Hey.

Hey Jessy.

Porn for charity.

>>418261
Do you even watch the show?

>>418255
>mfw this whole video.
Sweetie is my greatest weakness.

>>418275
i'm currently listening to redman's entire discography

u mad?

>>418287
No, that's cool.

>>418255
Oh God. These heart palpitations.

>>418292
A little mainstream, but still cool.

>>418292
wait, what?

since when did rap become acceptable

this isn't 1997-2005!

So can this be a Lyra thread now?

>>418239

She's actually prettiest pone. But whatever.

>>418279
Not this shit again

>>418301
It better be.

>>418309
charity for porn, then?

>>418272
>People not knowing how to make private rooms
>Blaming you for join it
Meh, meeting random strangers doesn't give the best results anyways, It's best to play with a friend you know.

>>418268
Why? Am I too scary or something?

>>418309
>Putting your softcore porn in a children's charity

>>418308
I didn't know you had a crush on P.Q. Dafty@

>>418297
>>418285
>video also features Rarity's little angry, growly voice

>>418333
Worked for Sandusky

>>418333
They're selling it to raise money for charity. There's a difference.

>>418299
>Rap not acceptable pre-1997

What are you, some sort of pleb?

>>418255
Sweetie is easily the cutest creature in the history of cartoons.
Perhaps the cutest entity in the universe.

>>418351
no, just white

>>418364
pre-1997 rap is the whitest of rap. Actually, pre-1990-ish rap is, but whatever.

>>418362
>Celestia's mirror tells her Sweetie Bell is cuter than she is
>Celestia puts Sweetie to sleep in some weird glass coffin shit and sends her to a Beardy Human colony in the woods

>>418340
>moot hates mlp
>so there will never be a moment when Mootdusky horseplays peeps and replaces the shit-tier mod with a bro one.

>mfw I accidentally linked sadpinkie.swf to my non ponyfag friend
>he starts making fake crying noises over mic
>closecall.gif

>>418377
>Whitest
>80s rap

Never has someone been so wrong in so many ways.

>>418384
Unt zen I keess hurr to vake hurr upp unt she luffs me voreffer.

>>418397
wow bro you're a faggot

Wow, the general definitely died.

Time for bed.

>>418405
That's not to say non-white rap wasn't made in the '80s (Straight Outta Compton came out in '88, after all). It's just that the rap groups that white people most enjoy (De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy) primarily operated in the 1980s.

At the time, that shit wasn't white. But white people have latched onto it these days.

>>418384

>Beardy Human colony

lol'd

So how is everyone's fruitless quest to become decent artists going? Have you realized that you'll never get good because you weren't born with talent yet? Or how about the fact that even if you ever make something that doesn't make people's eyes want to vomit the show will be long over and no one will care?

I could do this all day.

>>418429
don't you mean l'dol

>>418413
CTRL X DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK AND I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF USING IT!

>>418437
Joke's on you, I was born with talent, I just haven't put in the necessary hours to make the talent useful.

>>418437
I'm getting there faget

>>418426
I can revive it.
But at what cost?

>>418437
>Implying I avatarfag with multiple pictures of Bugs

Also that icon is my last.fm avatar, nice.

>>418437


>>418220

So how about them ponies?

>>418447
derpy is a very pretty pony. That's actually pretty good.

>>418428
But that doesn't make them white, nor "not good"

1985-2000 were the best years for quality rap and hip hop music. The only truly good shit you see these days is underground hip-hop.

>>418450

online personality tests are dumb

>>418447
I am jealous and saddened by this picture.

>>418450
Those are my results

>>418455
They are cute.
God damn it I'm tired

>>418459
Well I never said there weren't good. I just said that they were more appealing to white people, and so the "I'm white" guy didn't have any excuses.

>>418452
>implying King Bugs isn't the guy who says you can't draw

coffee bugs is a different guy bro.

>>418464
why

>>418437
Nigga, I've been drawing for as long as I can remember. If talent did exist, most people would say I have it.

Technical knowledge however, is a different story.

>>418466
Draw more ponies you silly pony.

>>418472
he will never draw good

>>418465
WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS!

>>418468
I think I'm out for tonight anyway. Got work early in the morning.

BE A KIND FELLOW MLPG AND POST MORE LYRA WHILE YOUR MASTER CRITIC IS ASLEEP

ponies suck

I think I found the tutorial of them all for drawing pone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7pSmba3Evo
It may be about reindeers, but it's easily applieable to pones.

>>418475
Currently no ideas.

>>418481
Gilda plz go

>>418468
HEY, GUYS!
WHERE DO I FIT IN?

>>418477
Ok but I get the top bunk

>>418481
I disagree.

Although we do need more Griffons.

>>418482
two parts meatwad, one part Red Letter Media, three parts unfunny.

>>418437
Don't listen to this faggot.

Keep workin' at it. You'll get good as long as you keep working and don't give up.

> Dat gay romance option with Kaidan
ALL MY DAMN FEELS

>>418493
Ah well, was worth a try.

>>418496
>Alcoholic with dyke roleplaying as a gay male space marine

So.... How far would you go to fully realize your Equestria fantasy?
Murder?

>>418486
anon is the guy who says 'it's shit'

>>418484
Draw Princess Celestia doing a make up. Adorable.

>>418494
If only I could achieve this.

>>418494
Charles Barkley, you might suck at NBA Analysis, but you're the best art advice-giver since Daffy Duck and Slava Medvedenko.

>>418506
That anon really doesn't like me.

He's been the only one to say anything about any of my pictures.

This is furnace pony. She's running low on coal...

>>418480
Also I'm adopting a trip so you can feel my presence in these threads for now on

>>418502
But I am already a security contractor.

>>418501
Some of those adjectives you just used are accurate.

> Chistery will be a witch-dyke entirely regardless of gender and orientation.

>>418512
it's more than just one now

>>418492

>>418514
D'awww.

Too bad I can only picture her "hair" as a magical heat-shimmer that doesn't burn unless you deserve it.

>>418509
>i was there for the stream when rose did that
>"this looks easy, how hard can it be"
>"how hard can it be"
>"how hard"
>"can it be"

>>418514
What if I just wanted a regular pony with a higher than average body temperature to cuddle with on cold nights?

>>418514

>unicorn

Why?

>>418516
official art critic formerly known as bugsanon pls go

>>418516
ross/discord dude/bravespark/whoeverthefuckyouare plz go

>>418511
At least he's better than Shaq.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ_UsHeljjY

>>418530
how else apart from magic is she going to keep from burning to death?

>>418502
This made me laugh out loud.

Literally.

>>418516
excellent, now I can filter

>>418533
healy man pls go

>>418527
Like a Ponyta?
>>418530
Well being an Earth pony was...eh, and I couldn't wrap my head around Pegasus wings. Boilers are often round so she's portly and magic will help her be shielded from rain.

>>418514
>Furnace Pony
Well, that explains what happened to this pony then.

>>418529
>Pony
>Not another person

>>418544
>Like a Ponyta?
Well, the whole horse-with-heat-or-flames-mane thing is an old standard, Ponyta just added GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL to the mix.

>Filtering

>>418507
Like putting on make up or...
Sorry I'm a bit slow this early in the morning

One more final note before I go to bed

>>418514
Looks like some shit cooked up in mspaint

>>418546
NOT FUCKING COOL DUDE

>lyra makes pudding.jpg

>>418558
>actually mad
>about jewish jokes
I SHIGGY DIGGY SHOOBY DOOBY DOO

>>418546
>Snips invents circumcisions

>>418559
a pony.jpg

>>418536
No fucking question. Shaq's a retard. They need to just make Webber their full-time fourth dude.

See, the problem is that they already had a good dynamic: (1) smart guy/ringleader (EJ), (2) conventional-wisdom-spouting know-nothing (Kenny), (3) retard who sounds funny when he talks (Chuck). Fourth guy would be someone in-between (1) and (2) (McHale filled this role well, Chris Webber does well now that he has some experience).

So instead of making Webber a full-time guy or replacing McHale with someone else who was knowledgeable, they brought in a Chuck clone, only more infuriatingly stupid and without the charisma. Fucking brilliant.

>>418548
Just something I remembered from RedBlue I suppose
>>418546
Aw

>>418561
No, I was suggesting the furnace had to be REALLY VERY QUITE HOT.

Picture very related.

That fucking thread last night made me watch an episode of Teletubbies for the first time in an eternity. My god that show is trippy as shit. That fucking sun.

>>418569
FUCK YOU 4CHAN

>>418553
Yeah, like girls do. The make up.
Play it as you see.

>>418569
YA BLEW IT

>>418569
>04:01

>>418563
Horse and human penises don't have the same structure, so circumcisions wouldn't do much but probably kill a pony or, in Equestria, require magical upkeep to make the ... mechanics work.

> Horses have crazy long boners in sheaths, humans have more like a rigid band and a glans and spongy tissue that extends the whole package

>>418502'
>Every fucking complication
>Every horrid little thing
>Dat devolution

Holy shit
Holy fucking shit

I'm fucking red in the face and I've got tears streaming down my face I can't stop fucking laughingf

>>418569
>4:01
You fucked up.

>>418569
I miss when this is mostly what MS drew

>>418555
Ok bye

>>418514
>holes
>no internal organs, but not in a cute way like coke pone, in more of a 'is this some kind of soulless automation?' kind of way
>cutie mark is also a hole
It's a nice drawing and all, but I actually find this truly horrifying.

>>418570
>mfw I remember Chris Webber and Gary Payton

I miss Gary.

I miss my Sonics

>>418502
>>whyboner.jpg
lol that was me

>>418589
>not liking hermaphroditic dogponies and child porn
>2012
ISHYGDDT

>>418563
Picture very related.

[For all of the penis discussion we've had I'm a little surprised we haven't had FORESKIN RESTORATION GENERAL.

>>418575
I am quite proud to say that none of what was posted aroused me sexually in the slightest.

>>418598
Gary Payton was prototype Shaq, but at least he shouted a lot and was funny. Shaq can't take a joke and mumbles all the fucking time.

>>418603
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

>>418600
Im in there too, as one of the 3 being quizzed. I really am a mean bastard. Only booze makes me nice.

Morning, MLPG. How will you justify my misanthropy today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiF2FsITyfE&feature=related

Wake up, sleepyhead.

>>418597
I suppose. I was considering rivets and other robot stuff but I went with the coke pone inspiration. The otherwise normal pony with weird innards.
It is kinda freaky

>>418614
By fucking horses of course.

>>418614
>good morning
god damn it it's night here and I'm lonely as fuck

>>418614
Nice to see you too.

>>418615

Who are you and what do you do to contribute?

>>418605
Implying you wouldnt jerk off using tubby custard as lube.

>>418623
what was sweatshirt's first picture?

>>418610
That's not normal, right?

>>418622
>lonely

Than you don't know how to enjoy your own company. I feel sorry for you.

>>418622
Dont worry anon. We can be lonely together.

>>418614
see
>>418502
...in which we decided that we would eat people, murder others, damn our families to hellfire for all eternity, and then sacrifice helpless, innocent little fillies to Princess Celestia just so that we could live in Equestria.

>>418615

that sounds like shit

>>418630
Use tubby custard to oil Furnace Pony. Make sure it gets deeeeep into those joints...

>>418615
That sounds like Butters.

>>418624
His name/trip arent in the archive, so he's probably from ponychan or the /b/ threads.

>>418643
>Buttershy

>You finally break down and get a furnace pony.
>The store employees wheel a box towards your car.
>Wait, a box.
>You stop them and ask what the deal is.
>One of them shrugs and says they ship out everything in boxes.
>The other one just stares at you blankly.
>Insist on taking it out of the box, they can deal with the packaging.
>They grumble a bit but comply.
>Opening the box you find the pony trying her best to be as small as possible, shaking slightly.
>Reaching out to pick her up out of the box you notice she is, true to her nature, uncomfortably warm. Not hot enough to burn your skin, but against the cold of the air, enough to make you hesitate a bit on grabbing tightly.
>You place her in the back seat of your car, she curls up where you place her and doesn't move the ride back home.
>Once inside your house proper, she seems to perk up a little, looking at this and that in the house.
>Chuckle and ask her if she ever left her box, she is so quizzical over the silliest things.
>She looks at you, her grey eyes seem to mist, she says she has never been out of her box until you came and saved her.
>It was always dark and very loud, not like here. And you don't kick her box if it is in the way.

>>418632
What, you've never played with your penis so hard it bled a little?

>>418634
No, I do, I much prefer my own company otherwise I would have gone insane by now.
It's just every now and again my weakness shows and I feel like I need a social life.
I guess it'll pass soon enough

>>418607
They'll be keeping Shaq around too. Because he's Shaq.

I swear to god if he covers college basketball..

Oh god if they pair him up with Dickie V....

>>418525

>>418654
Same here, same here.

>>418654
Damn right it'll pass soon.

Now get over it and get back to embracing your aloneness.

>>418659
>Not liking Griffy

>>418667
>>418664
good to know I'll always be able to come to you MLPG

>>418659
I would grab Gilda in a bear hug right there.

Just to see how much angrier she gets.

>>418652
>furnace pony self-immolated
HAI GUYS AM I DOIN IT RIGHT YET

>>418676
SO EDGY AND COOL
EXS DEE

>>418653
That sounds like the WORST POSSIBLE THING to do with your genitalia.

>>418659

>My face when that ask blog follows ask-griffy

>>418624

I don't contribute shit. I just spread the word of the Edgecrusher.

>>418676
Can't do that Anon. She'd have to get hot enough to melt herself. Theres not much that would get her that hot....except perhaps semen...

>>418675
Now that I think of it, wrestling a griffin could be pretty fun.

>>418687
>>>/b/read

>>418620
Please pay no attention to me though. Everyone else seems to like it.

>>418685
I dunno, setting them on fire kinda tops the list for me.

>>418691
And with that, in a neat little sentence, you have set the stage for every Furnacepony fapfic to follow.

>>418695

Griffon General?

>>418695
Holy shit, this could be awesome.

Someone start some Griffon stories.

>>418706

>>418706
Good to know. I'd write one myself, if I could write worth a damn.

>>418653
Didn't your daddy teach you how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth?

>>418695
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE ENTERS THE RING

>>418712
G-GODDAMN IT GLITTER GLUE, NO NO NO NO NO.

Aaahh... Late night general.
Doesn't get much better than this, does it?

>>418695
BROTHER, HAVE YOU EVER WRESTLED A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE?

>>418696

I'll post in any damned thread I please.

>>418695
>pin down all four of Gilda's legs
>her wings are still flailing, trying to break free
>finally, she gives up and submits to you
>she frowns and blushes slightly as you grin at her in victory

you have 10 seconds to justify why you don't have one of these yet

>>418725

>autism

>>418724
WELL MACHO MAN RAND SAVAGE HAS

>>418723
>Quarter to 8PM
>Late

>>418730
They're shit and so is the Zelda franchise.

Alright, I'm back finally.

what a work day that was, didn't get a single hour of sleep after I woke up 40 minutes later when I went to bed, so I've been going since 2 last morning, what do, draw for you guys?

>>418696
Just filter and don't reply.

>>418733
YEAH!

>>418738
What if Zelda was a girl?

>>418721
> "No genitalia, you see. PROBLEM?"
Little does she know bronies like anal > rape most of all.

>>418738

>>418727
>Learn the hard way that gryphons can shoot blood from their eyes like horny toads

>>418737
It's after one in the morning, where I live.
>>418730
I have a piano.

>>418730

But I do have one.

>>418730

I can't play one. (And I still have 15 seconds left.)

>>418727
Make this a thing.

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS A THING

>>418730
I've got an ocarina of time that I bought when I was in the fourth grade. I got it at the local renaissance festival and I have loved it forever.

>>418738
>Not making your own ocarina out of a piece of PVC pipe

>>418738
And here I thought you were cool

>>418751

piano master race

>>418744
Theres always plan Z. I see a mouth there. I LOVE plan Z.

>>418691
So, every furnace pony story ends with her as a molten puddle of slag?

>>418695
oh, someone even saved that

>>418759
Harmonica master race.

>Macho Man Randy Savage

>not Macho Dragon Randy Savage

I shiggy diggy dooby do.

>>418758
> liking the same fucking game, cut and pressed from Nintendo broadcloth, for the past 25 years
Not my thing.

>>418763
So hot.

>>418763
>furnace pony drowns in her own slag

>>418732
>>418696
Filters are wonderful things.

>>418727

That'd never happen!
You would be the one pinned down as she pinches your testicles between her claws.

>>418730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EIJPmazEiz
jesus fuck this thing is loud

>>418739
Draw anons sacrificing fillies to Princess Celestia as per >>418502

>>418763
With your dick inside Anon. With your dick inside.

>>418763
>somebody feeds furnace pone thermite
>thermite pone gets explosive diarrhea

>>418773
sparkler pls go

>>418767
>Not understanding that Macho Man Randy Savage is the one human in Equestria.
>And no crime is safe.

>>418769
Well okay then, bye.

>>418766
I have an old studio piano and a Hohner Blues Harp and I love to play them both.

>>418772

>Filtering all namefags
>Filtering Anonymous

I'm confus.

>>418730
No money

>>418787
>Crimewrestlin

>>418730
No motivation to learn an instrument.

>>418799
Those lines are commented out.

>Shitty instruments we know how to play.
Steel pans here.

>>418802

>>418811
The god damn jug.

aw forget it, i'm about to pass out, i'll draw for you guys tomorrow i promies

here draw your fav pone with this instead
http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/#sketchy

>>418788
> getting CMC-level /vg/ asshurt over a Nintendo product
WOW

>>418811
Harpsichord

>>418811
Bongos, here.

>>418815
Look out everyone.
We got us a professional musician here.

>>418811
Freestyle Bongos.

>>418817
You just didn't want to draw a fat neckbeard killing the loli ponies, you fucking faggot.

>>418822
> bongos
I had no idea you could play the breasts.

>>418820
Harpsichord is an incredible instrument.

>>418811

Does the flute count as shitty?
If so, that.

>>418772

Score! somepony boocked me. Looks like I'd be blocked anyway if I went back to anony anyhow. w/e.

So what do you feed a furnace pony? Coal? Timber?

>>418811
sometimes my farts change pitch, does that count?

>>418828
Stop imagining anon playing your bongos.

>>418833
Anything that burns. Though of course the quality of the fuel matters. No using old shoes, thats terrible.

>>418774

>Save and return to the First Day?

>>418838
I would play chisterys bongos
Dunno how big they would be though

>>418787

>not getting the reference
really? really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24

>>418811
>>418815
>>418820
>>418822
>>418824
>>418831
We should start a band.

>>418841

>forgot to link

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Zph4dibwv

>link
>it's funny

>mfw stupid faggots don't know what #whatever means in coding languages

>>418840

Would she drink gasoline or would that give her a stomachache?

>>418833
I would assume by nature it generates its own heat.
Could be affected by mood.

>>418826

>>418842
Not very large.

>>418848
I don't speak your computer gibberish son.

>>418851
>Anon stands around the charred wreckage that was once his home.
>Furnace Pony scuffs her hoof on the ground and looks down, ashamed.
>"Sorry..."

>>418811
Does YTPMV'ing count?

>>418848
To be fair, comment style varies a lot between languages.
I've seen #, //, /*---*/, ; and ::

>>418848
> mfw when there is a lot of different ways and syntax to add a commentary (depends on the language)

casual faggot

>>418851
Gasoline to it is like Energy Drink to us.

>>418865
At least she'll keep me warm at night outside.

I bet I could roll her on to her side and cook on her

>>418846
>it took me a few seconds to get it
Ocarina time motherfucker
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxBdxk2qTu

>>418878
>shove a hotdog in her vagina
>wait a few minutes
>pull it back out and eat it

>>418842
I guess it'd be a really dull thwapping sound like any other bit of skin.

> the distinct knowledge someone, somewhere, has developed internal microphones such one can hear fat jiggling

I would pay so very much money to un-think that.

>>418887
I was gonna suggest her tail pipe but....

No more wresting with Gilda?

>>418826
I'm on it.