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>>4175821>Things ponies would find repulsive or offensiveAnon.
>>4175830That was my name on Steam for a while.Sadly, Steam is not necessarily the gathering place of English scholars, so the joke was lost.
>>4175864Pip is cutest pone
WHERE IS MARKERAAAGH
>>4175841>>4175844>>4175864I don't even know what's going on anymore.
>>4175854
>>4175864Anon sent out MARKERPONE!
>>4175854You failed, you /8/tard
>>4175607>artists never talk to me>except in some vain attempt to make me feel better about drawing>even then, they usually just think I'm SB>I'm too terrified to talk to artists
>>4175854>KoG wannabes still exist in this day and ageIt's like I'm really on /a/ 4 years ago
>>4175864Reu pls.
>>4175841Those are offensive for everyone
>>4175854Off by one
>>4175884Marker fled!
>>4175883
>>4175888Oh boy, here we go.
Horse meat ice cream.
>>4175888
>>4175888GOD WALKS AMONG US
Guys what does sex feel like
>>4175917
>>4175894>4 years ago>94Nice
I don't think we have hiatus to blame anymore; this is the most /b/read we've ever been.
>>4175905Janitor Pony Used Self Destruct!It was a shiny Janitor Pony, too.
>>4175923Music.
>>4175821Probably trolls, especially troll babies and "bone-bangers."
>>4175923Exactly like that .gif.You slide around on top of her a lot while she makes faces and moans at you, but invariably you are kicked off at some point or another.
>>4175923Like these dubs
>>4175923moist bags sand
>>4175923Bags of coins.
>>4175923Salty bags of coins
>>4175931We're too /v/ and /b/ in this thread now
>>4175931We're not even /b/read. This is literally standard /v/ behavior.
I bet that Hoppopo used his plushie sexually
>>4175948What dubs?
>>4175931This is terrible. I'm going to sleep and hope this has never happened.
>>4175883Ahahaha.
>>4175891Damnit. They're just people, and your worth isn't determined by how well you can draw. If you don't go all fanboy on their asses, and contribute to whatever they're discussing, I'm sure they wouldn't mind talking to you
>>4175923The fuck is going on [here]?
so how about that magichorn?
>>4175960But would you sexually a hoppopo?
are the /b/read bored again? I sense them here.
>>4175956I could care less
>>4175956Whatre you so mad four?
>>4175953I hope having two Steam accounts isn't too confusing.
>>4175864What would a shiny marker's colours be?
>>4175923Bags of ants
>>4175955
>>4175960I wouldn't mind a video of that
>>4175979No.
>>4175983Eh? I just got my steam account working, too.
>>4175982You had one shot and you blew it
Rainbow Dash is on a game showWhat category do I pick
>>4175995I've seen this happen 6 times now.
>>4175992Ahahahaha
>>4175984Only shinier.
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>>4175960But he already has a tulper for that
>>4175992is that pokehidden?
>>4175996I recognise this cartoon. Umm, History.
>>4175992Hopopo looks kind of like an old woman.
>>4175994Oh cool! I was wondering about that. So what's your name anyway?
>>4176008dubs/10
>>4175984THIS WAS FOR THE BEEDRIL TRIPFAG WASNT IT
>>4175984>ah, it's stinging my great and magnificent ass
>>4176013No that's Hoppip.
>>4175984I wanted someone to draw a shiny Marker Pony
>>4176023>3
>>4176011One of the first things he did was create the genitalia.And he, I quote, "Played around with them a bit."I've read his Tulpa WIP blog on the tulpa forums.
>>4176015
>>4175984it would be slightly lighter than usual
>>4175991http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/39348/more_from_the_plushie_stud
>>4176021This should link to it, right?http://steamcommunity.com/id/texdraws
>>4176042Spikes
>>4176042BUREAUCRATS
>>4176042Bureaucrats
>>4176042>bureaucratsI lose it every time.
>>4175923Dinner at an expensive restaurant. Once you start eating it you realize it's overrated.
>>4176042Bureaucrats. It fits.
>>4176040Swing and a miss.3
>>4176042>BureaucratsHaha
>>4176042>Mastadons>not Mastodons
>>4176042the fucked up thing is that dinosaurs weren't lizards
>>4176050How come you've got such a thing saved?
what if marker had pokemon?
>>4176054>texdrawsI am not even surprised that's what I chose for your second account.
>>4176042
>>4176072>implying you stopp3d
>>4176041Me toowhile working on my own tulpanonsexually
>>4176085So he can fap to it, duh.
>>4176088Hyper Booping non-stop, every round.
they call me the mastodon'cause I got the trunk in the front
>>4176074Why is Panka so cute?
>>4176050um...thanks>>4176085um, yeah, you couldn't possibly like something like that...
Tuplas aren't even real
>trying to fap>cat jumps on lap>stares at mefuck you cat, boner lost
>>4176042>No, sorry, the correct answer was "Dinosaurs"!Look at her, hanging her head in shame.
>>4176113>eats with her mouth openThat's the opposite of cute.
>>4176126
>>4176113Mystery of the universe
>>4176128i cum on cat it hiss at penis?
>>4176143worms
>>4176081Dr Grant pls
>>4176143WORMS
>>4176130HOLY SHITIS THIS PAJAMA SAM
>>4176143LAND OF DARKNESS
>>4176143WURMS
>>4176130>implying we aren't rightbureaucrats invented dinosaurs to hide the fact that they ruled everything with an iron fist of paperwork
>>4176150THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
>>4176143Land of Darkness.We 9edgy now.
>>4176140
I finally worked up the courage to log into my tumblr again.>2 months of other artists producing awesome stuff I need to catch up>fuck it I'll just write a script
>>4175984Best marker colors
>>4176147>>4176149>>4176157
>>4176170>>>/oat/
>>4176168That'd be the worst surprise. For both parties.
>>4176180What do I care?
>>4176180I could care less
>>4176180...one?
>>4176180>What do i careMy sides.
>>4176180>What do I careThis game.
>>4176180don't care.NEXT
>>4176187fuck you
>>4176187response
>>4176187>I could care less
>>4176180I could care less.
>>4175971>your worth isn't determined by how well you can drawActually, it pretty much is.What use is an artist who can't draw?
>>4176199Donte pls
>>4176181What in God's name are you doing here.Matter of fact, why am I here?Let's leave.
I can't believe he made that plush, like he was mocking someone who would make that plush. Ironically doing it is still doing it. You don't say the fandom is that bad and go out and make it so, that's just fucked upsame for that clay guy earlier, what the fuck man
>>4176217Who's Donte?
>>41761800
>>4176221?!
>>4176183"Hi Anon! What's going ooooooooooh noooooooo!"
>>4176214I dunno, ask Pollock.
>you will never be ruled by a glorious benevolent dictator who always acts in the best interests of everyone in her kingdom and frees you up from having to select from the lesser of two evils every four yearsI fucking hate democracy.
>>4176210>Implying it's wronguse some sense
>>4176221What are you so down about, man? It's just some dubs.
>>4176226
>>4176221Bateman, out of all the autistic tripfags in the entirety of 4chan, you are, without a doubt, the fucking worst of them.I hope you choke on a dick, you worthless shitstain.
http://www.livestream.com/kierzCOME SEE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN WITH US
>>4176186http://puu.sh/Zt1l
>>4176243Being human is suffering
>this thread
>>4176243But the majority is always right.Just look at the pony fandom!
>>4176076>mfw I find the adjustable ruler for the magic selecting tool in Gimp>them crisp borders without off-white shit after applying transparency
>>4176218>gfMy muse has left me.....can muses come in pony shape?
>>4176271>dat face on the rightIt's >rape.
>>4176221What do you have in mind? I am not touching the moldy /b/reads
>>4176269Is it the first one?
>>4176230A faggot.
>>4176282what does the majority of the pony fandom believe, though?also we at least have six things to argue over instead of just two
>>4176259I can shower in these tears.
>>4176221Go back to your yeast you...u-u-um...Well I would call you a horsefucker, but you don't really watch the show or talk about anything if my memory serves me right
>>4176300DARKNESS
>>4176300History
Guess what your favorite pony just did
>>4176300History pls
>>4176291Yes
>>4176300Science!
>>4176298>what does the majority of the pony fandom believe, though?That fanfiction is a valid form of artistic expression.
>>4176319did she toot?
>>4176289I was just shocked you posted in here. No worries.Do whatever you want, friend.
>>4176303yeah well shower in these threes
>>4176303But you're already showering in semen.
>>4176319HUGGED ME
>>4176319BAKE ME A CAKE?
>>4176288
>>4176313http://puu.sh/Zt5n
>>4176327which party believes thati'm going to vote against them
>>4176348well shit
>>4176344Pinkie, wouldn't you bake the cake, seeing as you are a sweet baker?
someone told me anon was worried since i killed my dA and tumblr. don't worry, i'll be back probably
>>4176339What would a hug from Fluttershy feel like?
>>4176366like peaches
>>4176050Am I autistic for wanting to see people kiss and talk to their toys a little before they fuck them? I love hearing guys talking and moaning during too, being so sweet to an inanimate object is so silly and hot
>>4176330You better believe it
>>4176348FUCK YOU BRB NED ALGORITHM TO SOLVE DIS
>>4176348dis fukken game
>>4176366Pent up spaghetti and trembling. But warm and fuzzy.
>>4176366GOOD
>>4176319Something cute or funny? she does that a lot.
>>4176356TEN HOUSE POINTS FOR HUFFLEPUFF
>>4176348What is odometer?
>>4176348We have been beaten
>>4176366like hugging a small autistic pony
>>4176364I hope whatever is wrong gets better for you man.
>>4176348Beats me.
You're with your waifu, being intimate, when their sibling walks in on you together.What do?
>>4176327you make me think you're trying to dismiss writing as an art altogether, I know you're notbut the only other form of pony writing is those essays guys read to their classes. So what are you trying to say?
>>4176390so you're saying it's like hugging any of the ponies
>>4176336Not quite.>>4176337>>>4176304Doubles Nigger. There.I'm gonna go now. Keep being the only on-topic thread on the board guys.
/mu/ was right I cummed all over my tablehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tptqdkocptg&feature=autoplay&list=AL94UKMTqg-9BKmHmaELr0t-N0AN8WhEKU&playnext=1
>>4176371>>4176379>>4176381>>4176390What would hugging this pony feel like?
>>4176406God dammit shining armor, you can have your turn with twily later.
>>4176406sweetie pls go
Five.
>>4176385YEAH, I'M THE ANON.I mean it though. You are a sweetbaker
>>4176420autism
>>4176406RADICAL
>>4176373good, i hope it was on my face. fluttershy's toots are so cute
>>4176406Turns out I don't have a single picture of Big Mac saved.Does that mean I'll be fine?
>>4176420Hugging a nervous wreck.
>>4176420like hugging a purple fluttershy
>>4176420Like overreaction and failure
>>4176334m'kay
>>4176243At least until the day discord gets free and manages to figure out how to do his little trick to herDiscorded Celestia would be funny. I imagine she would be like the Queen of Hearts
Fuck it, I'm downloading the Pajama Sam series.Never played them before, but they look fun.
>>4176406Applebloom, get the fuck out!Big Mac, say something to her...
>>4176416Take care, Patrick.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
>>4176417>not cumming inside Nicole Oliver
>>4176435There are people who still say Rad besides me?
>>4176319Probably did that humorous whining thing. The whole world is her stage afterall
>>4176420Magic
>>4176314>>4176323http://puu.sh/Ztav>>4176345FUCK YOU I CHOKED
>>4176406Would you explain the birds and the bees to your waifu's sibling?
>>4176461You and SA
>>4176406You down for sloppy seconds kiddo?
>browsing the MLP tag on tumblr>posts from this blog everywherehttp://fuck-no-my-little-pony.tumblr.com/
What does season 3 feel like?
So how does it feel knowing your waifu will never be a hunk?
>Daytime MLPG
>>4176438>braidjackTHIS IS BEST THING
>>4176406>"Lock the door next time."
>>4176478Bronies.
>>41764671775 obviously.
>>4176438Would you tug on those braids playfully?How about forcefully? While she's giving you oral?
>>4176467Fuck that is a hard one....
>>4176467It's a trick question.1775!
>getting blown by your waifu
Wouldn't a big pony be a better hugger than a little pony?
>>4176467obviously it was in 1812
GUYS
>>4176434>>4176443>>4176444>>4176445>>4176465And this one?
>>4176467Trick question, although most people will tell you 1939 the war actually began in 1775 as a series of small but gradually escalating proxy wars
>>4176501>Implying tugging on the braids isnt what sets off the Applejack grenade You dont want your pony to explode, do you anon?
>>4176467Too hard. Hint pls.
>>4176516Like apples and __apples__
>>4176516Hugging a nervous wreck.
>>4176507>tfw feel-atio
>>4176512THat's real
>>4176512Science has gone too far
>>4176516Shitty.
>>4176516bags of apples
>>4176479>implying my waifu isn't a hunk
>>4176516warm, secure and friendly.
>>4176408>>4176327Never mind I know you're trying to say you don't like fanfictionbut you are saying there is no way to express pony in writingI mean, can you write a pony story without it being called fanfiction?
>>4176479>implying
>>4176501They're called ridin reins.
http://puu.sh/ZteeShould I just stream this instead of shitting up the thread
>>4176512I believe this is a shop, I can tell from the pixels and having seen a few shops in my time
>>4176478Bags of ponies.
>>4176555Fuck yes
Why the fuck am I so good at making friends online and so bad at making friends offline?
>>4176555COMPUTER SCIENCE
>>4176555I'd be up for a Stream, I'm curious as to what this is.
>>4176550>young granny smithi can't believe i'm saying this but is there porn of her?
>>4176512CHOSIMBA ONE
>>4176508They'd be warmer too
>>4176555but.. i'm already in a steam for dark souls
>>4176516It would feel like hugging a warm, fuzzy small horse.And she'd smell like apples and sweat.
>>4176478Fan pandering
>>4176468>"So-- wait. Hang on... THAT'S what Cadence means when she starts talking about "pounding"??? I thought she wanted to go the beach!"
>>4176571Please just go stay in the /b/read where you belong
>>4176523So, you're saying if you tug on them they detach? And then she explodes?AJ is siege weaponry. Neat.
>>4176501>>4176523I'd see how long she can hold her breath.
>>4176584AW SHIT
>>4176575There is porn of every pretty character within 15 minutes of the episode airing
>>4176530>>4176531>>4176537>>4176538>>4176541>>4176582What about this one?
>>4176584Best course.
>>4176567Easier to be open about things behind an alias.Or to lie.And nobody knows what you look like, and they try to be positive thinkers if you're getting along.
>>4176523what if she explodes...and then explodes again!
>>4176540Appurujacku is mai waifu.
>>4176575Of course, mostly anthro though what little there is of her.
>>4176606like autism and happiness
>>4176606a pink marshmallow that is very sticky from never washing the candy out of her mane
>>4176606Not filling
>>4176606Sticky. She's probably coated in sugar and dirt.Not to mention she'd never shut up or stop wiggling.
>>4176606She would feel like happiness
>>4176606Hugging a nervous wreck.
You guys have any more coloring requests?
Anon, I'm hoooome!I brought you a pony, hope you like it!
>>4176584>course about feminism immediately after/co/ would LOVE this
>>4176588WE ARE ANONIMOUSE WE R LEEJUN LOL!
>>4176567Because the people are differentThe internet has clusters of like-minded people, in real life you're just stuck with whoever's around you
One hour. livestream.com/mlpgmovies. Memento.butts.
>>4176606Bubbly soda.Moving a lot, real sweet, enjoyable, but ultimately not that great for your health.
>>4176575Only thing I remember seeing if picture from palcomix
>>4176612can j00 do that?can j00 explode twice, d00d?
http://www.livestream.com/cosinemlpg
http://www.livestream.com/kierzStreaming Pirates of the Caribbean: The First One
>>4176630
>>4176406Threesome with best princess and second best princess.
>>4176555Sounds like a plan.Make is happen.Science for 400 please.
>>4176622>Pinkie gets stuck in your hair>Stuck to her for the day>She never stops talking
>>4176630I'm sure if this has been done or not though.
We should all play videogames together.
>>4176639Shitty fanon pony.
>>4176656>>4176657OH GOSH WHAT DO
>>4176650>>4176656>>4176657FUCKING EH
>>4176639It's not the rainbow one. Take it back.
>>4176657>>4176656>>4176650Why can't I hold all these streams
>>4176639I have a feeling Lyra would be all to eager to be a pet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve7qxQuK_68
>>4176630You ever did those drawing requests?
>>4176639but mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomi wanted the BLUE one!this one SUCKS, i hate it
>>4176621>>4176622>>4176624>>4176625>>4176628>>4176629>>4176651And the blue one?
>>4176657>>4176656>>4176650
>>4176639show us the other end.then stick your dick in it
>>4176682She'd never resist pets.Also, splotchbutt quest when?
>>4176687like FAST
>>4176686>>4176680Well okaaaayYou two play nice now!
>>4176695Are you a wizard.And I dunno.
>>4176687like hugging a lesbian. very disconnected and loose
>>4176684I did two of them. Here's one
>>4176695Hiatus
>>4176687>bedroom eyesoh god, why does it affect me so much?
>>4176687Salty milk and coins
>>4176717and the other one.
>>4176597>you can feel her fighting back her gag reflex, tears streaming down her freckled cheeks>"Don't flinch. Don't you want to beat Rainbow Dash in the Iron Pony Competition?">she's trembling, and you can feel her jaw flexing>"Stay awake! It's like you don't want to win. Don't you want to win?">you slap her face when her eyes start rolling back, and she's conscious for a few seconds more>"Pathetic. It won't count if I go limp, keep working that throat and tongue."
>>4176687Hugging a nervous wreck.
>>4176707A bed wizard
Would your favorite pony be able to adjust to human society? For the sake of discussion, no government entity will take your pony away, nor will people question you for housing a talking pastel colored pony in your home
>>4176650>memento>not the prestige
>>4176707I'm sorry people keep throwing shit at your quests because they don't like my suggestions.And I'm still vaguely distressed they seem to think sentenal and I are the same person.
>>4176740>not adjusting to being your personal fuck doll and domestic slave
>>4176731>>4176717nice.
>>4176697>>4176709>>4176728>>4176726>>4176735What about Rarity?
Fucking Dark Souls, I'm exhausted. How are you General, any news? Been away for two days.
>>4176768slutty autism
>>4176740As long as I lived out in rural areas, and maybe had a few apple trees, she should be fine. A pity I don't live in the right area for most breeds of apple. Too warm.
Have you played Fallout 2 as Littlepip yet?
>>4176745welll if your dumb ass had a name that wouldnt happen
>>4176768Like hugging beauty itself.
UNOPT
>>4176776
>>4176768hugging a white silky marshmallow
>>4176739Does that mean you summon them, control them, or just have spells that affect them?>>4176745That's alright man, last session didn't turn out how I wish it had from a writing perspective. That's what I get for trying to force myself to write when I'm not feeling it. And I've made the entire thing fall apart as a result. Ugh.
>>4176768Hugging a nervous wreck.
>>4176769Leth quit MLPG.Ross is actually Disco.
>>4176777I do have a name. But I only put it on during the quest as an unspoken agreement not to samefag rolls/suggestions.
>>4176768Hugging a nervous foal.
>>4176776Get bent brony.
>>4176800
>>4176788Stop blaming yourself for other people's stupidity.It's their own damn fault they got into the quest just for the sex.
>>4176775You could breed her apples.
>>4176800>leth quitcan i be new leth?
>yfw multistreaming
>>4176786I didn't make the skins but they are entertaining as hell
>>4176771>>4176781>>4176787>>4176794>>4176813what about best background pony
>>4176740I think Twilight would be pretty inquisitive of how the world worksI live near a library so that's a plus too
>>4176841That's not Bonbon
>>4176841Wrecking a nervous hug.
>>4176841Hugging a wrecking ass.
>>4176835Depends how quickly you can build up a rabid fanbase.
>>4176828I prefer waifu quests for feels and fun times.>>4176788No, I just make people fall asleep. Then >rape
>>4176841would marry and hug every nightlike hugging a cannonball
>>4176837how many streams are on right now?
>>4176841Bestest hug
Probably everyone on this site including myself.Also Celestia would really hate molestia
>>4176855Leth has a fanbase? News to me.
>>4176841a very ugly hug
would you make out with fluttershy if she has not bathed in a week?
Do you put your ketchup in the fridge, MLPG?
>>4176848my person of like race
>>4176841>Derpy>Best
>>4176874>implying fluttershy ever bathes
>>4176868I wouldn't
Which pony is most clueless
>>4176416>Keep being the only on-topic thread on the board guys.Why this made me feel proud?
>>4176841Surely you picked the wrong image
>>4176869he said he couldnt take it anymore and chalked it up to sentenal annoying him all the damn time
>>4176878Yes. Want a proof?
>>4176878Yes because I'm not a faggot
>>4176828What? No, I'm talking about the quality of the writing. I mean yeah, I'm not much of a writer, but I wasn't feeling it when I was typing it and that's what lead to some of the absolutely stinted scenarios that took place. I'm not taking a break because some anons want a sex fueled "quest" vs a feels one. It's because I just don't like what I've been putting down lately.>>4176856Keep your bed powers away from me, wizard.
>>4176881Lyra Quest 2: The Bonboning soon
>>4176856I second the >feels and >fun seeking. No matter how the "quest" goes, as long as I don't roll shit I'll have fun.And to hell with the people who only got into it for the sex.Honestly, who in their right mind pushes for sex first thing in the morning, when we haven't even verified mutual feelings beyond "I like you a lot." There are tiers, dammit. Steps and tiers.
>>4176874no>>4176878of course>>4176891dash>>4176841shit
>>4176874if not moreso
>>4176725Would you leave human on pony porn in a place on the computer where she could easily see it ?
>>4176841very warmshe would probably cling to you and nuzzle her cheek up against your chest, because she's so happy to be with you and feel you next to herderpy is a very affectionate pony
>>4176910Reminder: That's what Aspirant complains about the most when he talks about Rarity "Quest." That he got pressured into writing sex when he didn't want to.
>>4176898
>>4176878No, cold ketchup is horrible.But cold sweet chili sauce is yummy.
>>4176917teehee, yesI'd spy on her too
Which pony asks the most questions?
>>4176881>>4176896>>4176848at least you faggots didn't pick the worst background ponies
>>4176934hey thats what he told me as just one of the reasons
>>4176943Twilight.
>>4176949Sure, sure
>>4176933What makes you think I was one of the people pushing for sex right off the bat in Rariquest? I was the one going "Slow the fuck down."
>>4176947>these ponies are bad because other people like themAnon please
>>4176943Pinkie asking if we're fucking having pie, no we're not having fucking pie
>>4176909I made no promises.
>>4176943twilight
>>4176965
>>4176947>letting the fandumb affect your opinionsISHIGGITYDIGGITTY
>>4176960I want to fuck Wraps Mare
>>4176856>>4176910>>4176933Remember - most of the people in MLPG have the social skills of a retarded snail.You can't go right to what you want out of a relationship because people don't work that way. It's a series of baby steps.Which is part of why I like the Teen >feels so much - they're about the journey, not the destination, WORKING for what you want.
>>4176982does that mean I'm allowed to like Trixie now?
>>4176956i dont blame you if you want to pretend it didnt happen
>>4176998only if you shut up about it seth
>>4176971You know you want to
I blame Red player
>>4177002Thanks, anon, that means a lot to me
>>4176947i have the weirdest bonerwhy?WHY?
>>4176994I love you Anon
>>4176994That's what Pinkie "Quest" was, except for session 4 or whatever, where I think the oral shit was in there just to satisfy those who wanted sex.Movie, dance party, spending the night together for the first time just cuddling, all those kinds of things.And then Rariquest got pushed a little too fast.And now this one.I'm beginning to think anons are just getting impatient for the endgame.
>>4177017Asphyxiation is fairly common, oddly. Not one I share, but who am I to judge?
>>4177012You and everyone else, apparently.
>>4176998You always were, most of her fanart is horrible though so expect to be ridiculed for posting it
>>4177017asphyxiation is hotI like consensual though
>>4177017you have an asphyxiation fetish.
>tfw posting Pinkie Pie
>>41770120/10 Im not even mad he is a nigger.
>>4177029Maybe a nonsexual "quest" is in order.
>>4176994...we Teen >feels now?
>>4177046>tfw posting Pinkie Pie in return
>>4176994What's the Teen?
>>4177055Nah.
>>4177046indifference
>>4177055this early in the day?
>>4177050Pinkie "Quest" was going to be, until things naturally built up to that point.Hell, I remember people didn't want smut in it at first. How things change....
>>4176971Applebloom looks like the guy who receives the 'ur a faget' letter
what's everyone's favorite ship?i like magiccloud
>>4177046That's Pinkamena.At least get your names right.
>>4177050Go play horse DnD
>>4177046>tfw posting best ponies
>>4177058>tfw you and I are niggas now
>>4177055>teen spike will never have to deal with some ignorant twat badmouthing people long gone that just happened to be his friendsbeing long lived is suffering
>>4177060maybe we could try teen boys?we could be the femanon
>>4177060A series of >feels surrounding the filly characters, aged up and humanized. started based off of a series of >greentexts that Metals didthey're all here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/EnYTph5fg2/Teens
>>4177046>>4177058>>4177063>>4177081>>4177082Eh, she's pink, but she's no Cadance.
>>4177075SpeedyShy or SquiggleKicker
>>4177070Wasn't PinkieQuest still on /co/? Or am I putting too much time between it and now?
>>4177082Can I be your nigga, anon?
>>4177075There's only one ship that matters.
>>4177075i like the good ships, so the ones that are not magiccloud
>>4177081You had it half correct
>>4177091>She's pink but at least she's not Cadance.Fix'd
>>4177081you seem to be missing something
>Anonquest>play as Lyra trying to seduce Anon
>>4177070Can you post the spa twins threesome?
>>4177070personally I think it might not have been so bad if you hadn't introduced the erotic cookbook
>>4177075Grayquiet x Buzzyorange
>>4177095No, it was here. Not long after the move, iirc.It's been.....4 months? How time flies.
>>4177096You can, my afro-american brother
>>4177095https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Aspirant/PinkieQuest/PinkiePieDateArchive.htmlPost numbers say it was on /mlp/
>>4177075Squigglekicker.Speedyhorn is okay, though.Pinkiecakes.Yellownobody.
>>4177091>Comparing glorious Song Smile to CadenceNah, I'm not even mad.
>>4177102>>4177104Dash just makes everything worse.
>>4177088but we barely have any characterization for the colts. we'd have to make a ton of shit up
>saving that alligator gif.>pretending it's Spikesigh
>>4177126Thats a funny way of saying better
>>4177122yellowderp
>>4177124dig dig dig
>>4177124SMALLER
>>4177089Not ALL of them...
Which poni has the creepiest boyfriend?
>>4177142
>>4177075I like too many ships to pick just one as my favorite
>>4177116>>4177119Well, that doesn't exactly rule out "outside contaminants" taking part in the later two quests.
>>4177131isn't that half the fun?i can think of 4 okay onespipfeatherweightrumblesnails
>>4177046
>>4177151What's missing?This must be rectified.
>>4177155The one you're dating
>>4177107It's meh, but sure. If you want it.http://pastebin.com/6nSbfBGt>>4177109I literally rolled against a random books table I generated. I was just as surprised as you guys.I need to make executive decisions and cut those things, apparently.
>>4177156as long as it isn't shitty futashy fan bullshit
>>4177132would you help explore Spike's cloaca if he asked you to?
>>4177155fluttershy
>>4177155Sweetie Belle
>>4177155Well if we're going on the xfags the obvious answer is twifags. They are the creepiest
>>4177168Straight haired Pinkie is kawaii as fuck.
>>4177075Me too
how about this
>>4177060We haven't done anything with Applebloom, Twist or Silver Spoon in a while.I think the last one we were caught up in was DT.
http://www.livestream.com/kierzPIRATES ON THE STREAM
Fluttershys penis is canonThey just hide it with a green screen
>>4177184Aye
>>4177184That's not how you spell Dashfags
>tfw Twicora died long long ago and it was the only viable Zecora ship
>>4177181>that imageI fucking forgot about that shitGoddamn that made me laugh
>Cartoon Network on in background>Hear a Warrior's skit>Cyrus's voice saying "CAN. YOU. DIG IIIIT?">Look>It's The Annoying Orange>Keep watching>They even have a group of people in leather pass a tube of toothpaste to the front and squirt the guy who's supposed to be CyrusWell goddamn. New respect for that show.
The internets. Just, all of it. And keyboards. Keyboards would have to be offensive to the hoof-dycapped.
>>4177155Fluttershy
>>4177202Zecora x Spike is better
>>4177175What you "need," Aspirant, is players who don't act like a bunch of hormonal teenagers the second anything related to sex is brought up.For instance, I was fine leaving the book as a spaghetti-inducing plot device, and maybe bring it back up once the Princess was more comfortable with us, and we were in a deep relationship. One where it wouldn't be creepy to start experimenting with "fun stuff" like that.
Question is: do some phillies deserve respect?
>>4177192we had some Applebloom stuff last night, but it never went anywhere
>>4177124Work on your quest plsAlso, have this
>>4177124Yeah I guess that is kind of an insult to Cadence
>>4177201Yes it is.
>>4177220Where do you think we are?
>>4177220>players who don't act like a bunch of hormonal teenagers the second anything related to sex is brought up
>>4177222Doesn't Philly have and absurdly high murder rate?
>>4177220>Aspirant, is players who don't act like a bunch of hormonal teenagers the second anything related to sex is brought up.>mlpg
>>4177202You don't have to write tfw on everything.
>>4177240Fuck you.>>4177241And you.
>>4177236
>>4177222Yes. Chase Utley.
>>4177246>>4177241>>4177240I think... MLPG has a problem
>>4177238>My Little Dashie
>>4177246>wht is Rasin Quest and Renne Quest
>you will never lovingly pour melted butter all over your favorite pony's head
>>4177252
MLPG what was a moment in the show you liked/found funny that you never see mentioned by anyone else? I liked Dash's part in A Bird in the Hoof near the end when Twilight and Fluttershy were chasing down Philomena. >What are you two doing? Are you having a race? Oh, can I play? 1 2 3 GO!
>>4177209>Twilight Sparkle and her friends will never travel through the gang ridden streets of Broncs in order to get back to their home turf
>>4177240>>4177241>>4177246Everyone has unrealistic expectations, Anons. What's wrong with voicing them once in a while?
>For instance, I was fine leaving the book as a spaghetti-inducing plot device, and maybe bring it back up once the Princess was more comfortable with us, and we were in a deep relationship.We should spend the majority of the quest looking into her beautiful pools of deep lavender and other sappy bullshit. That's what we really need.
>>4177201I'm starting to think our Dashfags are the best fags here, neck and neck with AJ anyway. and Fluttershy too. I guess really the only bad fans here are the Pinkie and Rarity fags, they're the ones who always talk shit about everypony else
>>4177260Did you miss the "anything related to sex" part?
>>4177252cry moar
>>4177277You can't be more wrong because your brain is limited.
>>4177265Donte pls crazy
>>4177261That's a bad feel
>>4177075SquigglekickerSquigglequietSpeedysmile
>>4177287Except he's right.Rarifags annoy me way more than the Dashfags do.
>>4177277How can someone be so wrong.
>>4177252Hey, I'm just saying it's not possible with MLPG crowd. Not that I like it.
>>4177277>I'm starting to think our Dashfags are the best fags here
>>4177271did you misspell the bronx or was that supposed to be a pun for broncos
>>4177268All of the noises Rarity makes.All of them. Especially the gasps. They're all just so funny to me
>>4177277>they're the ones who always talk shit about everypony else>taking the trash-talking seriouslyThat's why you're a pleb, anonymous.>a bloo bloo bloo someone talked shit about mai waifu
>>4177075I sail the SS TwiShy alone. It's practically a ghost ship.
>>4177287>Rarifag detected
>>4177299How is liking the canon best pony annoying?
>>4177291
>>4177277Pinkiefags and Braeburnfags are the worst in my opinion
>>4177305It was, once upon a time.
>>4177322>Braeburnfagswhat
>>4177220Once I started dabbling in writing smut, it was only a matter of time I suppose.When I do find the words to write once more, I think I'll start with cute things again. It's what I've enjoyed the most, even if it doesn't give everyone the greatest satisfaction sometimes.
>>4177261I'd rather pour butter into her mouth and watch her belly swell and grow
>Celestiafags not being the worstfags in the General
Would you make a tomboy Scootaloo feel pretty?
>>4177317Because you say bullshit like that.Every single Rarifag is an elitist prick.
>>4177307shut up fellow Dashfag you know we're the best
>>4177326NTSTSI know this because I asked him about it over and over again until he told me.
>>4177340I'd rather compliment Rainbow Dash on her beautiful eyes
What exactly is wrong with Dashfags as far as the ones in the General go?
>>4177340I would pressure tomboy anthro scootaloo into having sex with me.Sorry.
>>4177299
>>4177326heyyy~
>>4177340No, but I would change that wallpaper
>>4177343but ALL the ponyfags say shit like that about their favorite poniesall of them
>>4177326>pretending they don't existdo you even MLPG
>>4177336I'll fucking fight you.
>>4177340She is already pretty
>>4177352
Why isn't futaloo more of a thing?
>>4177230H-how did youI'm still working on it continually, and terribly sorry, it was already 5 AM at the time and I just fell asleep on my keyboard while waiting for responses
>>4177313ironic trash-talking is still trash-talking>promoting disharmonyfuck youuuu
>>4177340Hell no, Scootaloo is the absolute worst character in MLP.
hey guyscheck me out, i'm so cool
>>4177364That's garbage.Rarifags do it way more often than all the other -fags do.
>>4177355They can't take a joke. All the other waifufags take it in stride -- even flutterfags -- but dashfags get pissy when you call Rainbow Dash a traitorous cunt.
>>4177336
>>4177343It's not bullshit.Just because Rarity is better than the other five doesn't mean that the people who like her are elitist. It's fact. Watch the show for proof.
>>4177364Your least favorite pony is canon best pony. Please deal with it accordingly.
>>4177355I think the ones in the general are fine, it's just the brony dashfags that are terrible
Dashfags kill yourselves.
>>4177336We all love our princesses, they do not count
>>4177390I haven't seen that.Like, at all.
>>4177255>>4177244Why did I laugh
>>41773819/10 almost got me
>>4177398>this fucking comic
>>4177378I'm telling you, they are wizards.
>>4177171I remember there being more after the Twist stories - perhaps others that I'm not recalling just now. But I know we had more to the Twist stories, after the bad news.
>>4177343Its not elitism if its true, anonymous.
>You will never experience being Big Mac's gelded stallion pet>you will never experience Big Mac mounting you after a long hard day of work, his horsecock pushing its way through your tiny virgin butthole>He will never grunt and moan on top of you as he forces his cock in and out>you will never experience the feeling of his hard member twitching and rubbing against your fleshy walls>He will never let out a primal moan as he unloads inside you, cumming load after load of hot horsejizz into your bowels>He will never pull out and force you to lick up the mixture of cum and blood dripping out of your assholewhy do i even bother living anymore
>>4177340M-Maybe...Can I brush her hair maybe? Do tomboys like that?
>>4177400After you, Trixiefag.
>>4177403You don't spend enough time here, then.
>>4177388Why would you wear a hat indoors?
Ah I guess it's time to bring out the list once moreFlutterfags: Creepy or RetardedDashfags: Most vocal of all. Usually the ones you see in meetups or videos like BronyPizzaHut.aviRarity Fags: Obssessed with reminding she is best ponyAJ Fags: Increases in number when AJ is insulted, especially by Rarity FagsPinkie Fags: Who?Twilight Fags: Most 'normal' of the group, usually quiet and reserved. Only comes out when there is an abundance of Twilight talk.
>>4177390I have never seen that happen. Hell im a huge dashfag and i call her a cunt sometimes.
>>4177389I just pretend to be a rarityfag and do that
>>4177228>Teen Applebloom>last nightWHERE?!
>>4177415Shut the fuck up.
>>4177390well your waifu is a slut
>>4177409Shhh. Let me send you to bed.
Hey guysGuys.Wouldn't it be awesome Just awesomeifBrony episode of the Big Bang Theory
>>4177340>tomboy>wife-beater/whatever those shirts are called>hoodie>implied dark skin>short-but-still-girly hairI...I don't think I'd endure
>>4177333That might be for the best.Still, you're the one at the wheel. You have executive veto on things you don't like. And the ability to warp circumstance if necessary.
>>4177378Because I'm a wizard lelIt's ok man, no pressure but I like where it is going! We need more players though...
>>4177417I'll be your big mac, anonymous.
>>4177422Or maybe you need to stop making assumptions about people based on a vocal faggot or two.
>>4177428ok not never, but i will say hardly ever. at least no more so than any other xfag
>>4177419She'd adore it.
You're not a true MLPGer if you can't list every name/tripfags favorite pony. And I mean every name/tripfag
>>4177424Why would you wear clothes at all indoors?
HEY YOU FUCKING _____FAG, YOU'RE WAIFU IS A SLUT AND MY WAIFU IS BEST PONY
>>4177448You sound like a pissed-off dashfag.
>>4177417Would he offer me to the other farmhands as a "perk" of working on the farm?
>>4177424he has no class
>>4177455Fuck off Sentenal
>>4177441This the pinkie wizard quest?
>>4177450
>>4177424he is uncouth
>>4177314I remember shipping that for a while. As Twilight/S1Luna
>>4177430I was writing a thing where she was talking naughty things into your ear while rubbing your back.Nobody seemed interested though. Shame. I love when girls talk dirty.
>>4177427>Pinkie Fags: Who?Really? The general is bursting with Pinkiefags and they love spamming pictures of her"Hi!"
>>4177333It gives me the greatest satisfaction.>feels will always be superior in my mind to porn. I can get porn anywhere. a good >feel is a rarity.
>>4177389I think Pinkiefags do it more
>>4177432I'm just saying bro. Saying Rarity is the best pony, is like saying that the grass is green, or the sun is bright.She just is.
>>4177469That wasn't me.
>>4177455Why should I even begin to give a shit?
>>4177476I was waiting for you to write the next partwe were in this TOGETHER, man!
>>4177495>responding.sentenal, please...
>>4177455>fans of the fandom
>>4177489Fluttershy is better.
>>4177476I'm sorry that scootarape and later plane ponies kind of drowned out your thing. It was better than my scootarape, that's for sure.
Ten minutes to showtime, guys.I still don't know how we ended up with this many streams at the same timelivestream.com/mlpgmovies
>>4177455Every tripfag? Even old ones who were barely on mlpg?
>>4177441I'm quite alright with the few players, it's easier for me to make a decision with the picture. It's no horse DND, that's for sure.Stop being a wizard. Go home and be a family man instead.
>>4177460You sound like a fag
>>4177505Shit, sorry.
>>4177487they do
>>4177476You will post the caps for this right now....p-please...!
>>4177507Shut up with your terse tier opinions Deafy.
>>4177515What's the movie?
>>4177401do you accept Cadence into the ranks of princess, and love her as equally?
>>4177364I don't say that about my favorite pony and I don't notice anyone besides Rarifags doing it much.
>>4177427This is woefully incorrect, except for the fluttershy part.>AJ Fags: Increases in number when AJ is insulted, especially by Rarity FagsAlmost all of our rarifags are into squigglekicker, it seems. AJ seems to be pretty highly-ranked by our rarifags.>Pinkie Fags: Who?shit you just don't pay attention at all>Twilight Fags: Most 'normal' of the group, usually quiet and reserved. Only comes out when there is an abundance of Twilight talk.Is this list from, like, 18 months ago?
>>4177436nah, i'm still waiting for the South Park episodei know, i know>watching South Park>2012i bet that a MLP/brony episode could be the only funny thing that they have made in years
>>4177520I get to be included in something? Hooray!
>>4177507>Deafdefiler likes a girl who won't fight back, only whimperwhy am I not surprised?
>>4177462Of course, he owns you after all
I think I have a problem. I've spent the last three days fapping to videos of a trap taking a chance the stallion dildo and I can't stop.
>>4177504I must have missed it during all the Scootaloo date raping. My bad>>4177510Eh, don't sweat it.I ended up moving toward a just-as-cute thing with Scoot and Rumble when that petered out.
>>4177547That video is hot.
>>4177525at least when Pinkiefags do it it's sillywhen Rarifags do it they seem like they have their noses eternally turned upwardsand I detest people like that
>>4177532Memento
>>4177522SICK BURN
>>4177451>not never?>hardly ever!fucking animaniacs
>>4177471It is.>>4177540Holy shit, it's good to see some old trip sometimes.
>>4177547I think its time to reevaluate your life anonymous.
>>4177547Yes you have a problem: you haven't linked the video
>>4177525Well that's because it's true!
>>4177547you're a faggot. get used to it
>>4177547What if you just stopped?
>>4177455I can't list every trip/namefag, I don't even remember what most of them do. Big deal.
>>4177570>fucking animaniacs>laughing 19th Century Operetta-goers.png
>>4177560You can't be serious
>>4177560Yeap, though I can't blame Rarifags. Rarity is indeed a pretty pone.
>>4177573>I was the same faggot both timesHah.I never leftHow often does it start up? I can start posting. I usually just stalk quests.
Once again people mindlessly arguing about which pony is best.NO ponies are best because ALL ponies are FANTASTICI like all the ponies, pony harem is best harem.
>>4177440Of course. But I've never been willing to literally ignore my players to keep something on my own track.And I mean the "Quests" were originally meant to relieve MLPG of boredom and maybe cheer them up. I kept going because there were those who wanted me to keep going.I just don't like taking their suggestions and pulling the rug out from under them to do whatever I want to do. If that were the case I'd write for myself, not others.>>4177483I can only hope mine are good enough, and will continue to be so when I pick up the greentext again.
>>4177552>I ended up moving toward a just-as-cute thing with Scoot and Rumble when that petered out.you're forgiventhat was fun
>>4177597This fanfic that Reuniclus wrote convinced me this.
>>4177471Here is the main page for it, but the thread is still up and being used.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/miLes/WizardPinkie/WizardPinkieArchive.html
>>4177560>actually taking MLPG trash talk seriously>getting upset about itoh my god you're stupid
>>4177560Pinkiefags are really zealous. Maybe the most.
>>4177582http://videos.toypics.net/kidsune
>>4177619Caps?Of both the AB and this?
>>4177596I'm serious.
>>4177427Pinkiefags are miserably jaded shut-ins that are so self-pitiful that they think Pinkie is the only beacon of light in an otherwise dreary and oppressive world.
>>4177614>ALL ponies are FANTASTICCounterpoint: FluttershyCounterpoint 2: Rainbow Dash
is squeak still around?
>>4177614only Rarifags keep saying "RARITY IS BEST PONE IT CANON LOLOLO" we are mostly arguing about who are the better/worst xfag
>>4177597Unquestionably.Rarity is a great pony.I just hate her fans.
>>4177560>Rarifags can't do it!>But pinkiefags can!This is what is known as a double standard.
>>41776355 star post.
>>4177628Thank you, anonymous.Here, have this: http://weegboi.tumblr.com/
>>4177570...Shit, now I've got to find that damn video.Have some Gilbert & Sullivan.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmKc5FebbQw
>>4177603It started like 3 weeks ago. miLes is working on it, we played a little today in the sub, he'll post in the General when is Quest time.
>>4177650No one ever said the ponies were equal.
>all this metaCan we get back to Big Mac ruthlessly pounding my ass, enjoying my feminine squeals of pain?
>>4177614When people say "best" pony, they're not implying that any other ponies are less best.All ponies are best ponies. It's more of a "I'd befriend a Rarity more" than a "Rarity is a horrible ponyThey're all best cats
>>4177631here's the rumblescoot thingI never capped the AB oneI'll do that now
>>4177642>lololol>>>/v/
Dashfags and Twifags are still untouchable to all.
>>4177635Whoa there buddy, I don't project some real world values or problems on ponies. Ain't a fucking brony.She's just a cute silly pone to me.
>>4177677When I say something I mean it.
>>4177650It's okay when they do it because they do it in a different way that's more bearable.
>>4177680In the sense that you'll get a skin condition if you touch them, yes.
>>4177679>LOL XD ill link him to /v/ and pretend im not also shitposting!
>>4177680>dashfags>untouchablewell no shit. when you are wallowing that deep in the mud and shit no one wants to touch you
>>4177650D-deal with it. Fight for your horse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Kb9kV0N0k5Ywhytell me whyoh tell me whyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjipFoAd_s
And we're a GO for Memento.livestream.com/mlpgmovies
>>4177628male tummy bulge is the best
>>4177619I like writing both cute/sensual things>>4177678You are too good anon.Once this movie ends let's see if we can start up something fun again.
>>4177704>he said while shitposting
>>4177671All the fags are off watching that chance the stallion video.Try again in 5 minutes.
We Memento now, niggas! Stop arguing about meta and come watch movies with us.
>>4177706That's what I meant. They are untouchably bad.
>>4177728Shitposting while shitposting a shitpost.We need to go deeper.
>>4177617I'm not saying make a habit of it, but if they push their luck as often as they are, then sometimes it takes a DM fiat to remind them that there are consequences for certain actions.Though I really wish there was a way to boot problem players. Every group has at least one "That Guy."
>>4177694Generalizations aside, if I got a dollar for every time a Pinkiefag got all soppy about how there's no happiness like hers in the real world or how there are no girls like her I'd be a rich man.
Which pony does this man like the most?
>>4177748It's also extremely hard to boot That Guy when we're all anonymous.Except for Red Player, but we just need to keep him from rolling.
>>4177671>you will never _________________HAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN ENORMOUS PATHETIC FAG YOU ARE_______________________
>>4177764Zecora because she is also a nigger
>>4177709because Cadence sucks
>>4177748Why not just ignore "That guy"?
>>4177764Pinkie or Rarity
>>4177764Mrs Cakefor dat ass
>>4177768>tfw there are probably people who roll just as consistently badly, but since they're anonymous they don't get shat on for it.
>>4177764best pony pankabecause she is the best cook
>>4177665yeah it was that same episode, just before that. I was just watching the DVD
this really happened
>>4177806>you will never cook with Panka
>Schools aren't cancelled during the hurricane, just the day after due to floodingFuck you, Florida.
>>4177806But Applejack is the best cook. They've said it like 3 times in the show.
>>4177806I can't say she's the best cook, maybe a good pastry chef, but not normal food
Why aren't you drawing?
>>4177545Sticks and stones, mate, and that's not why I like her anyway.
>>4177822he is ded now
>>4177547 where do i see this video
>>4177822>chemo>stubble
>>4177748I think half the reason I don't want to pull a fiat is because these were never intended to be as serious as they were.I mean, look at Pinkie "Quest." What problems were there?The spa twins.That was it. It was just supposed to generate cute feels and make people smile.Now look at Luna "Quest."Yeah, there are supposed to be problems. But I, unfortunately, cannot bring myself to just make them have a game over because I don't like their suggestions. I just....don't know. I wanted it to be tougher, for a waifu thing. But I'm terrible at going about it. And to present some huge problem without build up would just feel meh to me. But yes, you're right. I need to get better at this.
>>4177822in the hospital for chronic baldness
>>4177855I can't draw, ponko.
>>4177855Because Memento.
>>4177826I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
>>4177857Why do you like her?
>>4177855Meh writefag. Worse artist.
>>4177865Hahaha
>>4177884Kindness, mostly. And she's the kind of person who mostly keeps to herself, but opens up pretty well once you become friends.
>>4177877but she's there anon, you just got to believe harder
>>4177855About to go to sleep, got work tomorrow
>>4177822so did this
>>4177905...you know. You just helped me figure out why I liked Dawn from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island so much.
>>4177910she knows we are realshe does her best to make us smile
>>4177915>implying it's not a fancy tanning bed
>>4177927And she made it
>>4177855you always tell me to fuck off now
>>4177905>Deaf is a big softy D'awww
>>4177939HA
>>4177718Sounds fun. >>4177631>>4177678And here's the AB cap.
Why is that guy so damn hot, I'm guess I'm bi
>>4177956>forgetting the fileI hate myself...
>>4177927>You will never meet Pinkie, or anyone even close to her
>>4177941
>>4177965>I hate myself...unf
>>4177864Well, there are dozens of ways to throw wrenches in the works without dumping them into a "rocks fall, party dies" ending. For instance, the paparazzi of Canterlot could be on constant "snoop and scoop" mode, shadowing QuestAnon as a social oddity. And then if we aren't careful, BAM, royal affair on all the pulp magazines. Social pressure on Luna for associating with the strange creature might have her try and break it off. For "our own good," of course. And that's not to mention the other affairs of state that might drive a wedge between the players and her. There are dozens of walls and pitfalls you can throw in the way, Aspirant. Bureaucracy could be one of them, as some of the advisers might want us to pack up and move out of the palace to see how we fit into society.
>>4177975i would meet fluttershy nonsexually
i don't know how this happened
>>4177962Feels good knowing I have never found another guy attractive.
How many units would Twilight take for her first quarter of pone university?
I would meet all the ponies non-sexually, except for Rainbow Dash. I would be open for sexually but only if we both felt it was right
>>4177773DISGUSTING SELF-INSERT MARY SUE HASBRO OC HORSE
>>4178014now milk them to make tasty treats using pinkie teats
I wanna hug a ponyhow do
>>4178014please more
>>4177340Give her flowers. You give pretty girls flowers.
>>4178007I want to cuddle Fluttershy nonsexually
>>4177975
>>4178014Please no more
>>4178014Disgusting
>>4178014Would Pinkie produce Strawberry milk?
>>4178021Where a normal class is 3 credits and a class with a lab or discussion section is 4, she'd take 22.
>>4178014BEEG EQUESTRIAN TEETEES
>tfw trying to watch Memento and Pirates of the Caribbean at the same time
>>4178014Would you milk Pinkie's teats and drink her sweet sweet cream?
>>4178040You never will.You are no closer from meeting a pony now then you ever will.
>>4178001Maybe protests to our relationship, or royal ponys concerned that we'll detracts Luna from her tasks?
>>4178058Dammit, Roman, I don't want to go bowling.
>>4178001I was actually planning things along those lines, yes.And a lot of that had to do with timing. I mean just this last session anon was finally revealed to the public. I also worry about length of the "quest" as a result though, since people were getting bored with the baby steps thing.I digress. When Luna "Quest" does continue, eventually, rest assured I plan to throw problems at the questers.
>>4178069i would suckle from the source
>>4178014Fucking furfag
>>4178082>Bored with baby stepsBUT THEY'RE WHAT CAUSES FEELS.And what makes it feel like I'm really waifuing a pony ohgodI'msoalone
>>4178090Like this, but with more giggling?
>>4178073Stone-cold, anon
>>4178047I would pat her head and tell her she's a very good pony
>>4177847>>4177806So Pinkie Pie, Applejack and a few other ponies got together and had a cook off. But everyone in Ponyville was surprised to see Twilight Sparkle there too."Twilight, I didn't know you liked to cook!" Pinkie said"Of course, I've read many books on culinary theory.""So....CAN you cook?" Applejack asked"Yes. in theory."
>>4178073reality is so cruel
GG raped and murdered my wife
>>4178069i know i would.she would use the milk for everything cheese, cream, milk and make a whole new selection of confections using what she created and be very proud of it
>>4178111...hold me...
>>4178016http://videos.toypics.net/view/341/skirted-toying/maybe it's the trap aspect, he is not overtly a guy
>>4178125That's not even a joke, that's just Twilight being Twilight
>>4178082>people were getting bored with the baby steps thing.I wasn't.
> NSFW peopleAHAHAHAHA
>>4178125
okay fixed it
>>4178082Maybe for the next "quest", you should do a filly one, so no chance of sex.
>>4178111Yes. I know. Hence the pacing issues that keep arising.It's my fault though. I'm far too easily swayed.
So I haven't been here since last Wedsnday. Anyone have a link or archive to Raisin Quest 4? Please don't tell me we used a save already
>>4178125booooooo
>>4178150Please no more
>>4178105HA that's fucking richno sir, the irony was not lost to me at all
>>4178129GG raped and murdered a young girl in 1990
>>4178150Nobody asked for this. Did you draw this under the assumption people would be all "eww, crotchboobs", before you posted the first?
>>4178125This isn't a joke at allBut this is a really, really good episode idea
>>4178156Oh god what's that
>>4178152Just remember you're the pace car, Aspirant.We have to go at your pace, not the other way around. Otherwise, well, you've seen what happens.
>>4178150>chestboobs
>>4178156>Not 2spooky.png
>>4178158Here's all 4https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RaisinQuest/RaisinQuest.htmlAwesome picture anon!
>>4178174GGK5H@SMU
>>4178151>No chance>Someone keeps wanting me to write more along the lines of that Scootaloo thing, but with other CMCI don't think this would work.
>>4178150WORSE MUCH MUCH WORSEWHAT IS THIS FURRY SHIT, GO FUCK A DOG
>>4178145how am i supposed to know what this is?
>>4178158we haven't used a save yetbut Applejack is now pissed at us, and Applebloom may die at midnight.
>>4178082Really I see that as a problem. I mean look it's a waifu quest. It shouldn't be a challenge, it should be a something simple that has feels as a result. If people wand a challenge they are forgetting that this is just some wish fulfillment not who knows what contest.It's a quest to make a pony loves us and to fuck her. But that's just my opinion
>You will never asphyxiate Sweetie Belle when you brutally rape her while Rarity cheers you on
>>4178177>Nobody asked for this.that doesn't stop me
>>4178220This is a very very good thing
What was the name of that torrent site that got shut down by hasbro?
>>4177922It's a shame she didn't win, what with the Pinkie-esque teleportation.>>4177947I thought that was common knowledge.
>>4178197But those were teens so it kinda doesn't count.
>>4178191doesn't have the latest session
>>4178217The boning is a secondary benefit.It's the love we're gunning for.QuestAnon is a changeling, who knew?
>>4178232Ponyarchive
>>4177947
>>4178220
>>4178217There's a reason Aspirant got hurt when Raisin questers said his thing wasn't a real quest, you know.
>>4178220>You will never be trampled to death by Princess Celestia>Her warm smile will never be the last thing you see as her marshmallow hoof crushes your skull
>>4178238actually in that scootaloo thing she was still a filly
>>4178230Combine all three.
>>4178220...fuck
>>4178232Yayponies?>>4178242Oh shit, the second one happened? When?
>>4178199tags?
>>4178230turn her eyes to teats
>>4178082As long as things are kept moving and we aren't arguing amongst ourselves with no clear consensus for 30 minutes I think it will be okay.You are in charge of preventing that from happening though, so don't leave every bit of choice up to Questers.Restrictions are going to be needed for this to function smoothly.
>>4178220I would rather lovingly, gently Rarity's mom while Rarity shamefully watched and Sweetie played right outside completely unawares
>>4178253He never really count them as quests, hence the "" whenever he mentions his "quests"
>>4178217That's another conflict that keeps coming up.Like I said, Pinkie "Quest" had minimal problems, and people liked it I think.People liked Rariquest more up until I caved and fucked up the pacing.This time....I really don't know where it went wrong. Pacing, maybe? Writing, yeah. >>4178253>hurtWhat? No. Mine aren't real quests, hence those quotation marks. Adding a little obstacle to overcome just seemed like something to do to give the players a sense of accomplishment. Luna "quest" I figured the problems would be more drastic because princess. But I'm just handling things poorly in the end.
>>4178261Saturday.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp4131260.html#p4136003It starts there.
>>4178262well not everyone is a fucking tumblr user
>>4178257I forgot about that. Then make "anon" a young colt.
>>4178286You made a misstep when you wrote that NMM thing within three days of the quest. We got a lot of riff-raff because of that. You couldn't have known it would happen, though.
what a slut
>>4178304>saturdayThat explains it, I was dead tried then. Doing it now.
>>4178325>kiddy love: the quest...you know, I just might play that
>>4178258>needing GG for something like thisdo you even photoshop?
i think i'm losing my mind
>>4178330Oh please, she's had a hard on for Spike since episode 1.If anything, she's been showing a lot of restraint.
>>4178286Maybe you shouldn't give players that much control. I mean okay this is a "quest" but you still should have some kind of control over how things go.
>>4178327Should it have been more of a 5 day thing? I actually liked that part. Though there is the whole "showing you I can transform into a megalomaniac villain at will" thing is early.
>>4178330We Flutterslut now?
>>4178325That sounds cute.I'll consider it. Though I can't say it'll happen any time soon. Gotta find that will to write first.
>>4178365So fanny
>You will never cause Scootaloo to suffer rectal bleeding while Rainbow Dash hoofs you ass and Fluttershy tweaks your nipples
>>4178365Obviously.I'd ask you to draw cute ponies, but you'd probably just ignore me and go back to drawing teats.
>>4178381>Implying Angel didn't force her into those kinds of acts.
>>4178330>>4178381Can we be Flutterrape instead?
>>4178387No, haven't you learned? GG never draws fanny.
>>4178354I need to believe he has artist ability else my carefully constructed universe collapses due to the faulty foundation.
>>4178404> tiara will never finish that flash
>>4178387That picture shows no fanny at all
>>4178370Yeah, basically.
>>4178391You know, you wrote this as a joke, but fuck it I like the idea.
>>4178376It wasn't a bad thing by itself, but the fact that a lot of the players who came in wanted "Nightmare Moon form domination sex play" as the first action of the quest? That was a terrible thing.
>>4178330What kind of banana is that?
>>4178365Will you ever finish this series?
>>4178381>That feel when you will never slap fluttershy after she starts to gag on your dick
>>4178381Fluttershy x Angel is the best ship>>4178394what kind of cute pony
>>4178405He draws butts all the time, unless you're talking about fanny in the Britfag lexicon, which means vagina.In which case, you're still wrong.
>>4178365I knew Icepack was transgendered
>>4178439Draw more non-sexual cute RumbleDash
>>4178349>holding hooves>getting a kiss on your cheek from a girl>hearing her tell you that she really likes youawww...
>>4178404
>>4178439what he said>>4178436your colt-cuddling series was ridiculously cute
>>4178439>Fluttershy x Angel is the best shipDraw Angel dominating Fluttershy please
>>4178433I only saw like, two hoping for dominatrix hijinks.Thank god Aspirant doesn't turn it into ERP. With Aspirant as the pony
>>4178436Rumble and Dash?What is this? i never get to see this cutesy nonsense.>>4178439hey yeah>>4178449seconding
>>4178453>some faggot starts pressuring the "first time">when the characters are effectively 10 years old at best
>>4178217>Feels don't always come without tribulation.Things placed in our laps doesn't feel like an accomplishment.
>>4178479so ignore him
>>4178459>she kept one of the changlings for her personal slave>she forces him to transform into whatever form she wants to fuck that nighti can see that happening.
>>4178471>>4178449Fucking pedos.
>>4178459HehGuess thats what they call "Popping the drone."
Why are all the of male characters in this show such pussy whipped beta faggots.
>>4178506Ew, why would you do that
>>4178370>>4178428The thing about quests is that they need a set of rules.A goal for players to work towards, tools to get them there and limitations placed upon the world and characters to keep the scope in focus. Everything your quest introduces has a certain set of behaviors/conditions or personality that determines how it responds to player interaction.And don't be afraid to force players to advance the plot if you have to. They only control one character after all.
>>4178507Why do you hate us so much? What did we did to make you want to hurt us?
>lots of folks have been talking about Tremors recently>Raisin Quest involves a giant snake that can burrow underground
>>4178509because women run the show
>>4178506i said Non-sexual
>>4178506What?
>>4178471>>4178471It was a series GG did that paired the main 6 with young colts non-sexually.
>>4178509Because it's a show for little girls.
>>4178509>thisI don't even need to read it again. Unf.
>>4178507
>>4178453>sharing a puppy-love romance with Sweetie BelleI want itI want it so much
>>4178506> two fillies> same age> having sexual intercourse> pedosI... what? Why autisms is so strong today?
>>4178506why would you fuck a pedo? are you a big black man in prison?
>>4178509Discord, Big Mac, Hoity Toity, Fancy Pants, Iron Will, Pipsqueak, and Braeburn would like to have a word with you
>>4178533Does Raisin have a mustache and a big rifle?
>>4178469I liked the NMM part, it was adorable.
>>4178509Because it's watched mostly by pussy whipped beta faggots. And some little girls.
>>4178573I want a NMM scene. So bad.
>>4178509brony pandering
>>4178565>Rainbow Dash and Rumble>fillies
>>4178570>PipsqueakI lolled
>>4178570>Ironwill, Pipsqueak, and Braeburnbut that's wrongthey were beta as fuck
>>4178574What would a girl be doing watching My Little Pony?
>>4178611I dont think you know what that word means.
>>4178574>pussy whipped>implying I've ever been close enough to pussy to ever be whipped
>>4178533If the big snake eats RasinWould that mean its passing a stone?
>>4178611How so?
>>4178554>You will never present your erect penis as a sign of submission
Odds: PoP:The Sands of TimeEvens: Pony
>>4178459That's Rapistshy. Flutterrape is her on the bottom.>>4178422What flash?
>>4178570>Big MacSo beta he's never even been in a relationship.>PipsqueekHis favorite princess is Princess Luna, that should tell you all you need to know.
>>4178627What about your mother?
Time to remember why I wanted to draw, maybe it will inspire me to practice>kloudmutt taking requests>railgunner painting>disco taking requestsshit, CT painting is what made me buy a tablet and I still haven't figured out how to do it, I still color better with mouse because it isn't as faded without pressure sensitivity
>>4178611>Iron Will>Betahow
I just want to say that I fucking love you faggots.
>>4178644DYEWTS
>>4178564>"Will you be my very special somepony...?"
>>4178485Back during the "Invincible Humans" kick we were on for a while, I brought up that same point - it's not as much fun when you win ALL the time, when nobody has any chance of beating you. There have to be a few failures here and there to make the victories stand out.Someone responded "I'll just find new ways to win" and I honestly wanted to slap him.
>>4178611>Ironwill was on Fluttershy's shit until Fluttershy ripped him off, and there was nothing Ironwill could do anything about it>Pipsqueak is a fucking toddler>Braeburn fought motherfucking Buffalo with pie>beta
>>4178540I like itGG pls respondCome on manDraw something we want to see sometime.
>>4178657Ew, get away from me
>>4178657You just wanted a reply didn't you?
>>4178644>His favorite princess is Princess Luna, that should tell you all you need to know.it tells me he has taste
>>4178629god dammit Bubbles
>>4178653Got talked down to by fucking Fluttershy.
>>4178660>read in her voice
>>4178644>His favorite princess is Princess LunaBut my favorite princess is Luna
>>4178670Fluttershy didn't rip him off, he did a satisfaction guarantee and she wasn't satisfied. There was nothing he could do about it because he's a businessman, and he knew the risk when he made that guarantee.>>4178694She talks down to dragons and cockatrices.
>>4178698what kind of reaction is THAT?
>>4178584>Have Luna transform into NMM>NMM and QuestAnon burst into the throne room and tell Celestia they're taking over the kingdom.>In the end it turns out to be a big joke
>>4178694He was just doing his job normally. Nothing wrong with that.
You're dumb.
>>4178670Iron Will runs a goddamn business about being alphaPipsqueak is a given.The last one is fucking stupid.
>>4178700Really?So's mine.You're my niggah now.
>>4178700>>4178681You're both dark n' edgy teenagers
>>4178724say that 2 my face and not online fucker and c what happens
>>4178724
>>4178735You just keep telling yourself that.
>>4178717Not what I meant and you know it.
>>4178715
>>4178728So what's the problem, champ?
>>4178735
>>4178670>Iron Will let Fluttershy rip him offNo. He guaranteed satisfaction or he'd waive his fee - she wasn't satisfied and she stated so - he kept to the agreement and waived his fee.
>>4178469>>4178573>>4178584Aspirant wrote mini-ERP with NMM.Anyone got a cap?
>Luna will never prank all of Equestria by putting herself into orbit and mooning everyone for the entire night
>>4178638I'm more into the general femdom aspects of it.
>>4178764The problem is that neither Iron Will nor Braeburn are beta and you can't prove otherwise, champ.
Out of all the people that hat us, which one is it the hardest to accept?
>>4178814>champSport
>>4178820>>4178820>>4178820>>4178820>>4178820when you're ready
>>4178789I really don't think you want a cap of that.
>>4178761I know, but I'm one of the people who couldn't care less if there was any kind of sex in the quests or not.
>>4178649they say a lot of people copy CT, but how? Just by looking at his pictures? or is there videos of him painting collected somewhere?
>>4178826slugger
>>4178821The important ones. Wait what?
>>4178826Slick.
>>4178844>>4178868Tiger
>>4178836>couldn't care less
>>4178814Sorry sport, but it just wounds like you just want the males in the FiM universe to be submissive to fulfill a femdom fetish.Which would make more sense than you saying 'NAH THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN/THAT'S STUPID THEY'RE STILL BETA WAAH WAAH'
>>4178904I just realized that we're both arguing the fact that they're alpha because neither of us can read
>>4178953Well...Uh.You have BO.
>>4178976W-well your breath stinks!
>>4178799Yeah, me too
