For all your horse related needs.
>Didn't even link to the old fucked horse or give a funny topic to talk aboutRude
First for Chosen Unded
>>4166339Unforgivable, I demand a topic and a link
Old Thread:>>4163142>>4163142
>>4166339whitch poen wud u seks
old horse>>4163142
>>4166349PONKO
>>4166339Here's a topic for you:Which pony has the stinkiest/fullest diapers?
BUT A HORSE IS NOT A HOMEA HORSE IS NOT A HOOOOOME
Have you SURRENDERED to DESPAIR yet?
>>4166342UR2SLOW
>>4166369yeah I guess so
>All this pedophiliaCan we have something a little less extreme?Like play-rape?
>>4166366We all know Rainbow wets her bed in her sleep.
>>4166342oh man that cracked me up
DORKS
I installed a PS1 emulator which PS1 game do you remember is good?but no Final Fantasies, played enough of em
>>4166374What about eggplay.
which pony likes the smell of skunk?
>>4166386>which PS1 game do you remember is good?>>Crash Bandicoot
>>4166387ixnay on the eggplay
>>4166386MGS
>>4166386Bubsy 3D
>>4166392Fluttershy is the likeliest, being a freaky animal lover.
>>4166369Not yet Kim Jong Un.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve7qxQuK_68
>>4166386The star wars episode 1 jedi game
>>4166397Okay, how about Reverse-Vore Vagina Vomiting?
>>4166386Digimon WorldThreads of FateSilhouette MirageSpyro the Dragoncountless others
>>4166386Crash BandicootVigilante 8/ 2nd Offense
>>4166411>reverse vore vagina vomitingThat's called birthing. It's an okay fetish too.
>>4166386Megaman Legends one and two
>>4166407I don't even care anymoreIdiots will be idiots, the internet just makes them more visible
>>4166411Anon, you can't just throw fetishy words into a string and hope it'll sound like a fetish
Cake
>>4166386Rock 'n Roll Racing 2Destruction Derby 2Star Wars Episode 1
>>4166407That's stupid.I almost didn't think they were joking at the beginning.
i hope i die before i get sold
>>4166425>>4166420Look you guys, "Reverse vore vagina vomiting" is a much better name for it than "Birthing"
>>4166386>>4166386Castlevania: SoTNAbe's Oddysee and Abe's ExoddusResident Evil 1/2/3Silent Hill 1Auto DestructParasite EveFF7-9Legend of DragoonStar Ocean 2
>>4166436You don't actually die, you just reincarnate and live through every single life that ever was and ever will be, and then you ascend to godhood
Which pony would be shit at co-op games? Would you play co-op games with them if she asked you to?
>>4166439Just talk about pregnant ponies and which one would be the best in bearing her child.Or shining armor mpreg
>>4166439I prefer Mini Rainbow Anti Aliasing denture Constipation
>>4166386>nobody saying Medievil.Play that shit nigga.
Would you?
>>4166443well that fucking suckshow to kill immortal soul?
>>4166407One of those guys look like they're in their 40's.
>>4166425>>4166439>>4166449Imagine a fetish name generator on seventhsanctum or whatever that site with loads of generators was called.
>have exam today>paper mentions something called 'tiddlywinks'>immediately think of pone waifu winking while peeing>my fetish>can't concentrate for the rest of paper because of boner and imagining pone waifu winkingGod fucking damn it
>>4166459cool story bro
>>4166459>sats in 2004>start taking it>the "cats on mars" song from cowboy beebop starts playing in my head>non stop>cant concertate and just keep laughing to my self>ended up cancelling the test
Why is your pony waifu so perfect, /co/?
>>4166459Couldn't you just wait a minute until boner gets bored and goes away?
>>4166364You're delusional.
>>4166451Oh yeah, I was trying to remember it.Note: don't play PAL version, play US.medievil 2 too
>>4166454Invent life and allow them to slowly kill you with loss of faith
>>4166452eww gross man I'm not gonna fuck a pony
who is most bisexual pone?
>>4166473It amazes me that people care about "Quests" enough to sperg out like this.
>>4166407I enjoyed the bit where The Hero The Internet Needs Neither Good Nor Evil lifted his greatsword to the heavens and infused it with the power of Thor to kill both the mafia bronies and the dancing gangster anti-bronies.
>>4166469Thanks, now I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
>>4166480Twilight
>>4166480That's a tough one.
>>4166472I kept thinking about Twilight winking, boner just kept coming back
you think that piss storm will hit houston? mite b fun
>>4166459http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJ-v-Ex58wAhahaha shit that's hilarious
>>4166386Twisted MetalSyphon FilterCool Boarders
>>4166471She just wants to make people happy.
>>4166491Please leave
Ignoring fanon, Braeburn is probably a 0 on the Kinsey, at most a 1.
>>4166498but you're talking to me now!
>>4166488TRY
>>4166496>tfw TM on ps3>tfw its mp is broken>tfw no one plays itSO MAD
>>4166499This is true.But what's the fun in that?
>>4166499True.Steven Magnet would be a 6, Discord would be a 3
>>4166471Smart, funny, nice, and a loyal friend.
>>4166482Honestly, if you're only playing so you can rub one off, then you;re kind of missing the point.
>>4166508How is the MP broken?
>>4166499i still like imagining him hitting on carrot top and getting constantly cockblocked by Derpy
>>4166499Doesn't mean he wouldn't put on a pretty dress from time to time when he's feeling down
>>4166509I only have 1 picture of Braeburn that doesn't involve him romantically with another pony.
>>4166499Same with Dash.
>>4166517Sometimes I wish I was a pretty pony mare.
>you will never meet a farming family with a penchant for apples
>>4166520Dash is too arrogant to admit liking anyone romantically. It would take another Read it and Weep.
>>4166516I like to imagine him rutting and breeding femanon
Would you sweaty griffon clothes after a night of dancing?
>>4166506>Red Eyes
>>4166520Do you WANT the lgbt community to riot?
>>4166515>connection errors>david jaffe quit the TM team>the team that made the game abandoned the ps3 so no patches, went to make mobile gamesits a clusterfuck.
>>4166536oh and: you have to buy a new copy/pass to play MP. That alone killed it a fuckload.
>>4166534
>>4166536Well that fucking sucks.
>>4166528Hm, for some reason I now want to see an old, bitter, lonely dash.
>>4166532What, you mean like stealing her sweaty panties from the hamper and making sure every breath goes through them first for the next hour?Why would I do that? That's gross.
>>4166535I hope.Nothing would make me happier than Dash being straight, and I'm a fag.
>>4166527>you will never share a budding romance with the youngest daughter
>>4166535nothing against them, but i'd find it funny as hell
>>4166547I want to see it because the tumblr reaction would be hilarious
>>4166535That's technically LGBTTTQQIAA now.
>>4166547Dash would be SO cute straight though. Fuck everyone that insists that rainbows on pastel colored ponies = instantly homo.
>>4166535Sure, I'd profit off it.
>>4166555>that one guy that still ships homo caramel
>>4166563oh my god i love it
>>4166541Okay, you win.
>>4166549>even the age difference between you two is significant, the bond between you could never be broken
>>4166557>Dash being romantically interested in someoneit would be cute as fuck
>>4166572>rainbow dash wonderbolts tryout episodeall my mone.
>>4166552>Funny as hellPicturing that is both hard and hilarious.
>>4166572I hope Yamino makes a reappearance when its confirmed that she's interested in a male.
>>4166571>yellow sweaterevery fucking time
>>4166569>age differencenevermind, go for Applejack instead
>>4166544That sounds kinda sad anon, why would you want to see that?An old wrinkly Dash, living in a shack in Ponyville cause she's too weak to fly.Angrily staring out the window at all the happy ponies, her house empty save for a few old wrinkled love letters she never sent sitting inside her dresser.
>>4166578>That feel when Angel will never draw macro Acid with smelly socks
If that guy's still here from the last thread who was looking for art books I linked this one:>>4166405
I can't stop laughing
>>4166569>you will never surreptitiously sneak her out to a motel to consummate your love
>>4166584>She never joined the wonderbolts
>>4166581THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HOMOPHOBIC OF THE WRITERS TO DO.THE HOMO COMMUNITY IS OUTRAGED THAT HASBRO WOULD ALLOW SUCH A THING. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, IT'S NOT STRAIGHT DASH.
>>4166555there was a fake screencap going around the other day that freaked out some tumblrscrum that was pretty amusing.http://thenumba1shadowfan.tumblr.com/post/30217661728/equestria-after-dark-its-alex-s-abjimmyz
>>4166571That human Fluttershy is so happy to be falling off of Fluttershy's back.
>>4166584Why are you looking into my future?
>>4166605>not posting the fake pagehttp://fyre-flyee.tumblr.com/
>>4166588Ah that's me! Thanks man, I would have missed that post in the old thread.
>>4166597>She still tells herself she's gonna go to the tryouts next year
i really want to read but i can't stop masturbating to ponies
>>4166618Me tooThe general tells me I would be better at writing if I read more, but I just can't help it
I always loved apples, but I just discovered how good oranges are
>>4166617>she eventually becomes content with just pointing to the wonderbolts
>>4166618Then start reading pony fapfiction, maybe you will get somewhere with this.
>>4166611but you can't see the butthurt on there
>>4166624A-Applebloom! If Applejack sees this, who knows what kind of whooopin we'll get!
>>4166625Oh god anon you just made me go from sad to losing my shit.
>>4166624You know what's good? Mangos.
>>4166605>i hope to god shes trolling friendship is magic, not “animated ponies love lives are magic”>love not magicpfffthaaahahah
>>4166594please tell me that isn't fanart
>>4166633I tried one. it had a big pit inside, and it was kinda nasty
>>4166637It's Jr's Nyx Tumblr. It's supposed to be Nyx's drawing so purposefully done that way.
>>4166637hello newfriend.
>>4166633I'm a Papaya man myself
>>4166636>Reblogged 1 day ago from equestria-after-dark
>>4166627are there any good pony fapfiction with fillies?
>>4166629
Did everyone go back to mayhemydg's 4chan x?
>>4166647cheerilee's garden
>>4166629ponies can't eat oranges like apples can they? they can't peel it with hoovesdon't be crazy...
>>4166651I'm using Aerosynth's 3.12 script.It was the last one before they installed the minimum refresh timer crap.I have the link if you want it.
>>4166637http://asknyxnow.tumblr.com/post/27467670952/i-hope-that-helps-answer-your-question-what-a
>>4166657Yes please, the latest version just didn't work when I started FF today.
>>416665425k words in one chapterhaha
How do you guys deal with crippling depression?
>>4166664>>4166654Cheerilee’s GardenAn extremely grimdark (read: gory) story by Unahim.hahahaalmost
Evens: SleepOdds: Pone on/Guild Wars 20: MLPG's choice
>>4166662https://raw.github.com/aeosynth/4chan-x/04c3de62b299ed234369abcbeac02197bc0e6b2b/4chan_x.user.js
>>4166670I'm curious, how does depression feel like?
>>4166662Oh and I think everyone is getting that error thing popping up atm, if that's what you're talking about.
>>4166670Dehumanization.
>>4166670surrounding myself with things i enjoy
>>4166675PONEPONEPONE
>>4166679Bags of unhappy sand
>>4166670All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone
>>4166670How I dealt it? I redirected it. I now hate and blame everyone who I talked to while I was going through it. I hate everything I did while I was depressed. I hate everything I was. Hate hate hate hate hate hate hateAnd not, like, the type of active hate that makes you punch a wall in anger, or assault someone verbally.This is the slow, smoldering hatred of a serial killer.The type of hatred that starts buried deep in the soul and just consumes and consumes until you're a burnt out into a hollow husk. Hope this helped.
>>4166689>surround yourself with things that enjoy>society believes you shouldn't enjoy things that you enjoy and you should enjoy things that popular society enjoys
>>4166704>this furthers the depresion
>>4166670>>4166670I just hate everything and everyone.
>>4166677Cheerio
>>4166701Oh man and they got those 1.75 liters of cheap win at WallGreens for $5.99 right now. Can't beat that.
>>4166679Contrary to popular useage, it's not actually just feeling sad. I can only compare it to a constant and unyielding numbness. Kind of like if you were a small kid at school and the bigger kid has been bullying you for months and he's just sat next to you slapping you around and you don't even try to do anything about it because you can't. That's what it's like.
>>4166689What if depression prevents you from enjoying things?
>>4166702I don't want thisBut I can see what you mean... I do kinda hate everyone around me... including me...
>>4166683
>>4166706That is wrong and bad. Only bad thing in the world is you and it's you who you should hate.
>>4166706I know that's not true Bon Bon
>>4166715unf
>>4166716Myself including, yes.
>>4166706Except vests?
>>4166679Depersonalisation. I go about my daily business not appearing any different, but inside I'm really just a meat puppet going through the motions and I'm dead on the inside.Oh yes, also hating almost everyone. On the other hand, that hatred made me become a pacifist so it's not all that bad.
>>4166715
>>4166733francis pls goand gib me peels
You guys think I can jump over that bench?
>>4166742Are you great?
>>4166735>so it's not all that bad
>>4166742Check it out guys, anon is about to beef it
>>4166742No man, if Ronnie couldn't hop that trash can there's no way you can jump that bench
>>4166735Meant for >>4166670.Also, would you give your least favourite pony a mane tussle if she asked you to nicely?
>>4166742Sure, I 'll hold your beer.
I know this happens in every fandom, but I’ve seen it more often than not in the MLP fandom. Growing up, I was told that no one is the same, and it is OKAY to be special. Everyone wants to be noticed in some way or another.So one person might have an OC you don’t like, or they might do something to make their OC different. THATS FINE. People wind up making the same thing over and over because they’re scared of being called a mary-sue/gary-stu for being DIFFERENT, but that’s what an OC is, in reality.I don’t expect to really change anyone’s views on being ‘special’, but maybe if someone reads this, they’ll understand why it’s not a bad thing to want to be different.- Submitt
>>4166735>make a joke>friends laugh>oh god are they really legitimately laughing or are they consumed by nothing but apathy on the inside and simply realized the social cues that it was time to laugh oh god should i help them what do I say fuckI hate whenever I remember that everyone else isn't just an NPC in my world.
> happy and normal on the outside>actually sad and angry on the inside with no one to speak to about your situtation
>>4166742Well?
>>4166747>what if what you love is terrible bark barkoh my godi can use this image
>>4166745>>4166748>>4166751>>4166754Okay stand back, I'll show all you douche-puddles.
>>4166757>Happy and normal on the outside>Happy and normal on the insideMaster race here
>>4166757>work my job as a normal guy>get along with all my co-workers>actually happy at work>get home>collapse in front of computer>let the depression commence
>>4166753Of course I would, I'm not a monster
>>4166755>Everyone wants to be noticed in some way or another.That's an animalistic desire which needs to be purged away like a tumor.
>>4166760I can't watch
>>4166756I don't even wonder how other people operate.
>>4166759Pictures for Sad Children has a lot of moments like that
>>4166766>get along with all my friends and co-workers>can't tell if they're actually "true" friends or just acquaintaces >paranoid and depressed
>>4166773Kind of like you, but with less of being fucked up.
>Man, I'd drill that pony in a heartbeat, even though Rainbow Dash is the hottest pony EVER. But I could get down with your special lady, sort of like a greasy appetizer before the DELICIOUS main course.I'll bet ponies have incredible assholes. Look how taut their skin is; it totally envelops their genitals, sealing completely over any hole. Picture putting your dick through an opening like that, and into a pony ass. It would feel like thick rubber with a velvet liner.pffthahaha
>>4166776>giving a fuck
Okay, can someone explain to me all this fuss about ponychan's mods/admins collecting data on posters/cross-posters? There was a thread on fimchan but it got deleted.
>>4166782Ponychan was confirmed for nazi police state.
>>4166776I don't think I've ever actually have any "true" friends.No one seems to understand me.Haha, yes, I know how that sounds.
>>4166782IIRC they were at 1984-levels of digital surveillance.
>>4166782They're the China of the fandom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DC0nMDOM58
>>4166779but its surprisingly accuraate
>>4166791what are we then?holland?
>>4166794denver
>>4166784>>4166789>>4166791That's pretty cool but anything specific? has anyone saved/capped it?
>>4166794The Glorious Sun
>>4166793HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I think bench jumping anon dead
>>4166800>I live in Denver
>>4166801I can ask some people. Give me a bit.
>>4166787I know what you mean. I've never "connected" to anyone, ever. There's no one I can just talk to, no friends or family who I can open up to. Most people probably feel the same way, though.
>Depression generalWhat path should I take?
>>4166809Shut up, bro! I'm doin' it!Just need to psych myself up first.Ey where'd that guy go with my beer?
>>4166812Thanks!
>>4166813I know you feel anon
>>4166816fuckin drank itsnooze you lose bro
I'm about to start drinking.
would you?
>>4166815Up
>>4166816Still here man, here ya go.
I've done another animation.I was in the middle of writing and I had this idea and I just had to make it.
jesus i just milked you like half an hour agocalm down already
>>4166829No. Chrysalis is terrible.
>>4166801/mlp/ had a thread on this too. The pictures are broken, but it's archived here.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S4040947
>>4166834Did someone cap the femanon x stallion thing from last night/morning?
>>4166833>Open ended wrench>not repositioning it after every quarter turnDexter Sparkle is dumb
>>4166833Heh I like Dexter mlp stuff.I get that Vibe from Pinkie and Twilight, too, good pony choice.
>>4166722Bonbon is a very pretty pony
>>4166833hah!
is it wrong to be drinking to escape depression
>>4166839Pfft, any data they can get from you is what is in headers and your IP. headers easily can be changed to whatever you like, cookies can be blocked, JS disabled, IP changed via proxy.So... where is the issues again?
>>4166833Panka's jumping could use some work, but the ending is fantastic
>>4166793I want Rarity to squeeze my head between her legs as hard as she could
>>4166852You don't escape it, you just forget it.
>>4166844Yeah, it always bothered me too, but that's the way they did it on Dexter's Lab.
>>4166852Don't lose yourself in drink. Get help.Unless you're just sad. Then go nuts.
capped that rumbescoot thing from dead horse
If only I could be a trap IRL
that is a horrible thing to say anon
PINKIE PIE'S RC CAR
>>4166866You just have to hide the trap better.
>>4166843Not that I know of, but I did bookmark the threads in the archive. I'll start capping it now
>>4166869Lots of Anons have said horrible things but I'll assume you're talking to me because. Well. Pic related.
>>4166875it will be a sad day if white society and its culture is wiped out and replaced my muslitards/rap/niggers/etc
>>4166870I want one I loved rc cars
>>4166885The idea is to kill it ALL off anon.
>>4166875Sandniggers can't even afford wire for their fake belt bombs
http://www.livestream.com/artanonGet in here and learn ye some life experiences!
>>4166885Daily reminder that it has only been sixty-three years since 'white culture' stopped fighting itself.
I know it's early, but who's psyched for more Halloween pone?
>>4166885>Not appreciating the benefits of multiculturalism
>>4166908Look towards every "USA vs Europe" sentiment ever. White culture has never stopped fighting itself.
I thought night threads were chill. Are you guys being racist? Come on guys. MLPG is a christian thread. Please don't swear or be racist or hate thy neighbor. What would pony Jesus do?
Which horse would be most likely to break bad?
>>4166922this little psychopath
>>4166913Well, there's nothing saying that they will or won't do another Nightmare Night episode. What would the episode be about since Luna is in on it now?
>>4166915WHy the fuck did that filename crack me up?
>>4166913I wonder what their costumes will be this year.
>>4166909
>>4166919>What would pony Jesus do?He'd die for our sins.
>>4166922IS the new episode out on EZTV yet?
>>4166883> not wanting to fuck monster girl's which pussy can do wonders to your dickdo you even
>>4166919Die on the cross
>>4166919not exist?
>>4166926Celestia teaches Luna how to speak episode.The moral is about acceptance......again
>>4166926It will be about the cowardliest pony being dared to go into a haunted house.
>>4166919http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVMXZ5CbUK4
>>4166943>We will never have a lesson on how you shouldn't give a shit about oher peoples opinions sometimes>It's the celestia episode
>>4166919Get killed and have his message edited.
>>4166909comeon. i mean. comeon. COME ON.
>>4166943Na sounds too much like the first one>>4166944That's a pretty old cliche plot, meaning they might do it.
>>4166937But what if you lose your blessing?Oh wait. I don't care.
>>4166937Do I even have common sense? Yes. I do. I enjoy freewill and not being a slave.
>>4166918That's what I love about people who go on about white culture, it's like they don't realize that the only time in the past 2000 years that white people weren't focused on killing each other was when they were focused on killing Muslims.
>you will never watch a slice of life episode featuring the princesses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Py0DUvG7s
>>4166943>Luna's one episode this season.
>>4166936probablyI watched it on Project Free TVI still can't believe [dramatic event] happened at the end!
>>4166937I'm all for monstrous pussies and bizarre things happening to dicks, but she's a villain bro.She villainous.
I DEMANDPONES IN SHIRTS!
>>4166961What about Asains?
>>4166953>MLPFIM>Not being ClicheNext you're going to tell me Gravity Falls isn't a Phineas and Ferb ripoff.
>>4166913Season two had all the holiday episodes.Season one had all the seasonal episodes.What will season 3 have?
>>4166959But what if we will be the domina--Wait, what. I just realized there is no Chrysalis rape/domination fics. At all. Did Anon ever break her? Did he made her beg?WRITEFAGS.
>>4166974
>>4166974:)
>>4166970>breaking bad post>I still checked the spoilerSpoiler overuse has gone too far
>>4166979An older target demographic.
>>4166976That was more oppression than killing.
>>4166979Crystal ponies and no fun.Maybe another birthday.
>>4166979Episodes that focus on developing more back story to the ponies and their personalities.
>>4166979Giant Japanese battle-bots.
>>4166999Are you a child
>>4167006Are you a filly
>>4166961What does that even have to do with "white" culture? Please stop being so silly.
>>4166999There we go, NOW this is getting funny.
>>4167004>We wil never have a Super Sentai parody happen in episode
>>4166981There are none because anyone who likes Chrysalis is a faggot that enjoys being dominated.
>>4166959But what if she turned back to normal?
>>4167004I sometimes imagine a MLP opening with ponies going around transforming and jumping into huge battle robots to this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8uldvja-MY
>>4167002Fingers crossed.
Us bronies huh
>>4167015That is amazingly cute but fucking horrible
>>4167014>>4167014Well fuck, that is kind of sad.I want to be powerful anon and force her to please us, and may be, MAY BE if she will do good we will give her some love. Just a bit, as a tease.Dammit, anyone is up for greentext? I'm no writer :_:
>>4167021god dammit
>>4167021I can't believe that Rage Comics are a new expressionist medium.
>>4167021>"My brother raped me">"But Rarity's generosity inspired me to stay quiet"
>>4167021
>>4167021I'm getting tired of these faggots talking about how MLP changed their lives for the better. Its fucking bullshit.If anything MLP has made my life worse.Not to say its not great but if I was contemplating suicide before then I'm pretty sure I'm going to go back to that once and if the seasons and fandom dies.
>>4167015It's not about looks. It's about personality. And the fact that she's trying to turn me into a mindless slave.
>>4167021>Allredy
>>4167021Did Rose draw that Derpy in glasses?
>>4167033MOTHER FUCKER
>>4167032>brother>not entire famityi'd be thoroughly surprised if a pussy that huge didn't get raped by everything it met
So here's this
>>4167032
>>4166961Are you fourteen years old or something?
>>4167033>all pony content is sacredI laughed
>>4167046>as bitchy as Gilda is, she especially has a huge pet peeve for bad grammar.Would you be bad at grammar ironically just to piss her off?
>>4167042But if she's not a monster anymore, she won't be evil. Your love would turn her back to normal.Just give her your love. She needs it.
>>4167052I just masturbated 30 minutes ago.That's the 3rd time in the last 2 hours.Please.You're going to drain me completely, MLPG.
>>4167054>The date postedMan, if someone told me that on that day, all I would say with a big smile on my face is "Merry Christmas everyone."
>>4166974Twilight is a very shirty pony.
>>4167029Couldn't you serve Chrysalis, but be the dominant one in the bedroom ?
>>4167049Probably
>>4167057>meanwhile>24. Cloppers are NOT bronies.>26. No matter what pony it is, there is a clopfic dedicated to him/her. No exceptions.just make up your minds retards
>>4167062You're talking to someone who has quite the narcissistic tendencies. I know manipulation when I see it.
>>4167054Is he trying to say that Rarity was molested?
>>4167049>>4167069Yes.
>>4167070Pick a Rule Amirite TF?
>>4167033>Don't feed trolls, just have dignified conversations with them.Holy heck, that's pretty funny.Also, a large portion of these that were modified from the original "rules" completely missed or ignored the original joke.
>>4167062>she needs it
>>4167063
>>4167068That could work, I can see it, yes. Are you up to it?
>>4167075Are you seriously asking this?
So it says right here you hug your pillow every night as you' are going to sleep in hopes of it magically turning into a pony you call your "waifu"?
>>4167086No, I was making a joke. Thanks for ruining that.
>>4167063But it's my duty to keep as many dicks erect as possible.
>>4167088I would actually put that on a resumeNot even joking
>>4167086>AJ is such a hunk~
>>4167088>putting all that in your resume
>>4167088>Fuck I knew I shouldn't have put that under weaknesses
>>4167052Thanks!
>>4167073If you can see through her shit, you're really a much better match for her than all these people who want to be her slave.
>>4167089No problem. That's why I'm here.
>>4167081I'm going to die.I'm going to die of over masturbation.Don't you care about me at all?
>>4167088Not exactly, it's called a tulpa and the message board I learned about it from said it was backed by psychological science.
>>4167095>What's your biggest weakness?This fucking question is like the bane of my existence. I'm almost tempted to go full alpha and write down "I have none" each time so I don't have to come up with a legit answer.
>>4167102I was being sarcastic and wasn't actually thanking you.In fact, I'm actually a bit upset with you right now.
I can't believe some fucking asshole in a facebook group just spoiled the new episode of breaking bad for me.I mean fuck tits 4chan didn't spoil something but Facebook did. Almost makes me want to kill my account.
>tfw recently disgusted by sexI have to be drunk to masturbate and I've been avoiding MLPG for more than a week now and it's still herewhy ;_;
>>4167088>I actually do that>Minus the "turning into a pony" partI'm going to bed.
>>4167088Well, it's not what you think! I just REALLY REALLY LIKE Pinkie and I wish we could be together forever and....It's exactly what you think. I a fucking loser in love with a cartoon pony, happy?>...."I was just kidding. That obviously wasn't on your resume."
>>4167110>still having a facebook account
>>4167100Are you talking about Celestiafags or Chrysalisfags? I'm confused.
>>4167105I just say I'm not super outgoing because I would rather get the job done then be popular with the other employers. That I can work with people but work comes first............yeah.. I never get hired
>>4167110>mood: annoyed>current music: Friday - Rebecca Black
I don't want to sleepGive me something interesting to do MLPG
>>4167088What would you do if your interviewer was a MLPG member but you didn't know? And he was fucking around with you like this
>>4167117I talk to this really hot American girl on there. I think she has the hots for me. She is literally the only reason I keep it open.
>twilight pile driving into a wallthis is more entertaining to make than i thought
>>4167105Be even more alpha and list your weaknesses honestly.
>>4167105>>4167119It's just an answer to see how sane you are.You're supposed to say "I'm not really good at X, but I've been doing Y and Z to improve it with good results."
>>4167125Easy, just make a joke about tables and see if he catches on.
>>4167108Dude I know.I batted off your sarcasm with more sarcasm.But then the pitcher caught it and I lost the game for the team.Anyway have some Gronks
>>4167118> Celestia> Narcissisticwhy there is a people who don't watch the show and don't even follow the thread they try to participate int?
>>4167130just a question* to see how sane you are
>>4167130....boss?
>>4167132I know that you know, and I was simply pointing out the obvious for the sake of comedic value.Thanks for ruining that.
>>4167128It's mostly pretty damn on model, but what's up with her back right leg in the top panel?
>>4167118Either one, actually.
>>4167133Oh right, I forgot how altruistic and caring she is and how totally she didn't ruin a Gala for hundreds because she didn't like it.
>>4167138Smile get back to work.
>>4167105It's such a tricky balancing game. How do you turn a negative into a positive while not making it obvious that you are doing just that? It's honestly just a facade. The employer knows that you aren't ACTUALLY going to give him a weakness that makes you an unappealing candidate for hire. I don't know. I'm just ranting because I feel like I really could move up to management in the company by now and the only thing holding me back is a stupid interview.
>>4167131>not just getting the table and gambling on which pony to call a slut>if you call what the employer thinks is the worst pone, you get the job
>>4167140No problem! I'm just here to help!
>>4167143its an inbetween frame. her flying across the room lasts barely half a second so its not noticeable.
>>4167132Would you gronk a Crackle ___sexually?
>>4167155THIS IS THE DISCORD FLASH RIGHT TIARAWHY?!seriously dude its like my favorite ship ever
>>4167129>>4167105What you guys need to do is learn the "shit sandwich" technique. Basically you take the shit (the weakness), and layer it between two positive slices of bread.So yeah, let's say your weakness is that sometimes you are a bit unorganised."Although I do generally keep on top of tasks, I find that I'm occasionally a little unorganised and end up needing help. But I am aware of this and I'm trying to keep on top of it by for example keeping checklists and keeping my workstation neat."It's basically a bullshit question, they know you're lying and they know you know they know you're lying. It's just testing if you're an unimaginative retard who will fuck up the business or not.
>>4167128Should have been her piledriving her butthole onto a dick.
>>4167154I was being sarcastic, and I wasn't actually thanking you. I'm actually slightly peeved with your attitude and actions thus far.
Anyone have a link to that Spike x Twilight Flash game that BCS made a little while back?I can only find incomplete versions and I need it for reasons.
>>4167148>go to the same gala over and over for possibly 1000 years>the snooty, uptight nobles demenour never changes>never, not even after many generationsYou saw how Canterlot's upper class acted in Sweet and Eleite. They are all ass kissers of the highest degree and Celestia has the biggest ass in the room
>>4167117>tfw people with facebook accounts are considered suspicious
>>4167163Fuck yes.
>>4167174Is he okay>
>>4167163>Get off from a long gronking day at work.>Come home and Crackle is there just gronking all over your gronk.>She slithers up and gronks your gronk while you gronk all over her gronk.>You gronk in her gronk.>She then asks if you would like to gronk up the gronk.
>>4167179
>>4167179I gronk'd.
>>4167171I can do this all day dude
>>4167174>gifEvery time.
>>4167172I have it.on my other computer. If no one finds it for you I can upload it later
>>4167179>dat gronkfucking gronk
>>4167179onk
>>4167182hhhhnnnn
>>4167184shhhh
>mfw I forgot this existshttp://www.textadventures.co.uk/review/425/
>>4167188 I'm off to bed soon, but I'll find it in the archive later.Many thanks
>>4167179GRONK
>>4167152>that feel when you're the youngest restaurant manager in your area>that feel when you got promoted to the position after only being a shift supervisor for a yearFeels good knowing the right things to say and being a likable guy.
>>4167172http://www.funny-games.biz/double-the-fun.htmlI don't really know if it's this and don't really want to check it.
>>4167148I don't even know how to respond to this autism, especially considering the fact that Charlotte Fullerton and Amy Keating Rogers with Lauren already stated opinion on this moment.It is kind of ironic, but the most adequate way to shitposting is shitposting as well:> TROLLESTIA BITH RIGHT GUYS XDXD> US BRONIES AND OUT COOL AWESOME MEMES RIGHT
>>4167184i want to do you all day dude
>>4167165nah not yet, the one after this is. im also still deciding whether twilight should bury pinkie pie along with her own corpse to hide the evidence or let pinkie live since no one would believe her anyway
>>4167179>>4167183>>4167189>>4167190>>4167197Is this how you summon Weaver?
>>4167195Holy Jesus CHAPTER 2 finallyAnd it's only been about a year
>>4167179THE DAY IS MINE
>>4167203That's an incomplete version, it's all I could find as well. But thanks anyways.
>>4167195I'm still working on it I swear. I'm actually working on chapter 3 which is a big RD event with the main 6.
>>4167208>>4167210
>>4167194I wish I had a tiny little stuffed Pinkie to keep in my pocket.
imma go play a video game
>>4167155>>4167155Flutterbith x Discord full version right?PLEASE TELL ME IT IS i beg you
>>4167204>opinion I don't like>it means it's shitpostingI thought you Celestiafaggots were merely extremely submissive, but it turns out you cannot think logically too. What a shame.
>>4167210I am aroused.
>>4167210GG draw more crackle
>>4167209Well to be fair in the beginning it wasn't supposed to be a full fledged project. I was only working on it to be constructive while not drawing. But then people actually liked it. I've had several write blocks since I'm not a writer in the first place and chapter 2 is really the core of the game, which means a lot of the events spring for it. Its more complicated to work on then just say a story arc.that and I've been lazy.
>>4167217Would you carry her around all day, even if she constantly bugs you about mundane stuff?
>>4167206>im also still deciding whether twilight should bury pinkie pie along with her own corpse to hide the evidence>twilight should bury pinkie pie along with her own corpseSo she kills Pinkie, kills herself and then her corpse buries pinkie and itself?
>>4167210Would you lick her buboes /co/?
>>4167221I'm just a bystander in the conversation you guys have going here, but even I can tell you're the moron.
>>4167230Yes.Especially if
>>4167204Ironic shitposting is still shitpostingYou can always just hold your tongue.
>>4167230Yes
>>4167210I now know how to summon Glitter Gay
>>4167230>Mini Pinkie Pie in my pocket yells "Hey! Listen">Horrible flashbacks of OoT kick in>Mini Pinkie Pie is now a mini Pinkie smear in my pocket
>>4167230I would relish any chance to be with Pinkie.
>>4167229Well thanks, I think I've bothered you like 20 times before.
>>4167236
Isn't My Little Pony a show for bisexual little girls and gay pedophiles?
>>4167243>That feel when Navi never annoyed you in OOT and you can't identify with all the hateShe was just really concerned.
>>4167243>She crawls up over your shoulder>"Hey! What the heck man!">You swat her off>She pops up behind your ear
>>4167249I wish to be the little girl.
>>4167249No, I think you're thinking of Gravity FallsIt's a common mistake to make
I don't want to go to bed guys. This is like the best night I've had on MLPG in a while but I have to be up for work in five hours. Keep it chill guys.
>>4167251Same here, I guess all the people who found it annoying have mental issues.
>>4167231>she teleports back in time disregarding the "time travel spell only once">exit portal horizon is where old twilight is standing>flies out of portal>portal singes half of old twilight
>>4167251She really didn't bother me either. It's just fun to over-exaggerate.
>>4167251Same here.And if it was Pinkie, I'd listen even closer.
>>4167234Especially if what?Finish your sentences Pinkieholy shit.Really?
>>4167243>Master, I predict a 90% chance that falling in this lava will result in a loss of hearts.>Master, I have detected that your hearts are low. Please restore them at your earliest opportunity.>Master, you have just learned a new song. I recommend visiting the next area so you can do another hero trial.MEGAMAN MEGAMAN
>>4167252I want this drawn with Texanon
>>4167252>People give me weird looks as I flail about trying to get Pinkie off me>She just keeps popping up other places>All I can say is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!">The cops are forced to open fire.
>>4167253Panka, you're fucking adorableand the worst thing is that you know it
>>4167225>GG draw more crackledon't tempt me
>>4167266He's saying he would love the chance, especially if it were like the scenario linked
>>4167267
I bet Pinkie Pie's mane is actually cotton candy.
>>4167174People without facebook accounts are considered suspicious. If you apply for a job and the employer can't find you on facebook he will wonder why you aren't there.
>>4167277No seriously please doyou have a knack for italso I guess a butt with four legs on it is kind of different
OH SHIT WALTER WHAT THE FUCKWHY WOULD YOU DOOOO THATMike ;_;
>>4167278i KNOW THATWhat is with you guys today?!
>>4167261You just didn't get enough attention as a kid and when playing you were having your debt paid.
>>4167281I would lick it all off until she was slimy and bald.
>comics that aren't as funny to you now because the fandom over did it
>>4167290>not waiting until at least Tuesday before posting the fucking spoilers and gifsI mean goddamn man. Why. Why. It's only been on EzTV.it for a few hours.
>>4167229>>4167212So Klondork, would you be interested in turning it into a collaborative effort?
>>4167293>As a kidI first played OoT in 2010.
>>4167277Have you solved your issues with ghost horsegina fleshlight ?
>>4167295YOU BETTER BUY ME ANOTHER SET OF COTTON CANDY MANE YOU FUCKIN' TWAT
>>4167300>Not wanting Lyra to aggressively sniff your hands.
>>4167277Dude. Crackle is like your spirit character. Every artists has one. SBs is Snails.. Sorry.Crackle is yours
>>4167279*ding*
>>4167290>planning on watching the show>this cunt posts what looks like a massive spoilerFUCKYOU
>>4167311...I want a spirit character...
>>4167301>reading spoilers for things you haven't seen yetServes you right.I bet you checked this too. What if I had hidden even more spoilers in here?
>>4167290what show is that?
>>4167307That doesn't matter, you just contained your issues until later age.
>>4167317Wait, you don't even WATCH the show and you're complaining about spoilers?
>>4167311>>4167318I want a spirit character too
>>4167318>you will never have a sprit Crackle guiding you through lifewell now GG can ask nicely if she can not gronk in the night
>>4167324It's called a fursona
>>4167272A poofy haired temptress is what she is
>>4167304Mother fucker I've been saying this since the beginning. It would be cool to get scenarios written from actual fucking authors and take some load off of me. All I would have to do is plug it in. I'm no good this stuff.Just the other day I was contemplating trashing the RD event I have because I didn't think it seemed close to the show enough. Yes I would love some help.Though I would feel like shit since I blew off Pacce and Candybag
>>4167311>aureolae
>>4167325Oh man, source?I love the shit out of that.
>>4167321>IssuesNo, I can easily say you're wrong there. Usually the only people who got annoyed by Navi are the people who can't accept the idea of OoT not being the "perfect game".
>>4167281>You stop her in the street and ask for a piece of her cotton candy mane>"Oh silly Anon, of course you can! But not too much, you wouldn't want to make me all baldy-waldy!">She tears of a little of the sticky out fringe bit and gives it to you.>It's the most delicious thing you've ever tasted.>Tears are brimming in your eyes as you thank her for this delicious manna>"Anything for one of my bestest friends in Equestria!">Every morning, she stops by your house and gives you a little bit of her mane>It always just manages to grow back to normal throughout the day so she can give you some more the day after without losing her hair
>>4167333>I'm no good this stuffTHEREYOU SEE?!
>>4167331She's perfect is what she is.
>>4167322>planning>planning>planning
>>4167330That sounds kinda icky. What about calling it a muse?
>>4167325Tumblr or DA?
>>4167334>filenameIs it weird that this is exactly what i thought about when seeing this? I was like what the fuck Disney?
>>4167347Pinkie with lots of treats and possibly sticky is a thingI enjoy this thing much
>>4167322>not spoiler imaging
>>4167351>not murry
>>4167348Well then, I better not tell you that WALTER IS HEISENBERG
>>4167335see>>4167354
>>4167347My niggas. Let's talk about how cute pink horse is.
>>4167322You know what he meant Anon, and me too for that matter. This isn't /tv/, I didn't expect to read Breaking Bad spoilers here.Actually I guess I don't think I care that much, I'll enjoy it anyway. But still though I would have liked not knowing.
>>4167356Huh? I'm not seeing anything .
>>4167367Tumblr, please.
Walter shot Mike because he wouldn't tell him the names of his former associates who used to work for Gus and could potentially rat out Walter's whole operation. The worst part is that Lydia knew all the names as well! He could have just asked her and not killed Mike!
>>4167365>Back then we thought Sweetie belle was Bon Bons daughter
>>4167365The Slowpoke ruined it for me.
>>4167373Thanks, asshole.
>>4167373I bet you're the same person who spoils ASOIAF whenever it gets mentioned.>implying I'm not leaving until this shit stops
>>4167371The boner jokeYou know causeit riseslikea
>>4167358Same here. I want to have sticky sex and cuddles with her and wake up with the sheets full of half eaten candy covered in pink hair.
>>4167334whatdo you like areolae or something
>>4167362Nah... I just mean like a character you default to when you're feeling unispired. Loads of artists have a pone they like to draw the most and I don't really. It feels worse than it should.
>>4167376Seriously don't ever tell anons in MLPG what show you're planning on watching.It's about as bad as /b/. They just feel the NEED to ruin it for you. Fucking disgraceful
>>4167373
>>4167379Oh the gif wasn't animating for me.Never mind
>>4167383Yes.I do.
>>4167383Not that anon, but the larger the better. Big nipples are welcome too.
>>4167385It's a dick-waggling thing. "I know more about something than you and I must shove it in your face" kind of deal.
>That feel when you didn't listen to the Smile song when it was leaked and was ridiculed for it.>That feel when it was worth it to wait until the episode to hear it.
>>4167385Hey everyone, I'm going to watch MLP.Don't spoil it for me, okay?
>>4167383Are you still updating your quests?
>>4167402Chrysallis rapes Celestia
>>4167392weirdo
>>4167385I didn't even tell the general I was watching Korra and that ending got posted like a million times.Then again, it made the episodes more enjoyable since I could focus on what was happenning instead of on what was going to happen.
>>4167399>tfw we all had the exact same experience months before you and you missed out on enjoying it with us all of that time
>>4167399The problem is that song leaked about 8 months before the episode aired, so by the time I saw it in show I'd forgotten all about it.
>>4167374Don't be ashamed, just accept it as another stepping stone in your overall maturity as a horsefuckerWe used to latch on to the stupidist shit.5 shots if Big Mac speaks
>>4167403>Are you still updating your quests?Yes. Every weekday. But today is Sunday, silly anonymous.Boxdog did just update though
>>4167399>tfw I listened to the Smilex3 leak the minute I heard about itS-shut up anon.
>>4167372http://lonelycross.tumblr.com/post/30305846508/lets-play-a-game-where-does-this-scene-comes
>>4167399My nigga. Hell I haven't listened to the leaked Season 3 songs.
>>4167416I like Boxdog he makes me sad
>>4167407I know.
>>4167423>heahahahAHHAHAHAHAHahAHHAHAAHH
>>4167416aww yiss
>>4167421>leaked Season 3 songs.They were promos not leaks.
>>4167320>>4167320>>4167320
>>4167421>>4167399>these guys>willing to skip some of the only S3 news we know and suffer the hiatus to it's full extent
>>4167407cmon man we all got to have our fetishes
>>4167436Breaking BadThe gif is from the movie Collateral, though
>>4167420Tanks.
>>4167439Someone has to.
GGGG!Update on ghost horse status.Now.Also - draw her as you imagined her back then
>>4167405http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQoI can imagine a reaction like this
>>4167450Does anyone else think Mitt Romney sounds a little too much like the MST3K names?
>>4167460BIG MCLARGEHUGE
Why is windows 7 so quiet?
>>4167450.............holy shit that imageMy first Shepard from ME1-3 was black and now that I think about it kind of looked like Obama
>>4167452Ha, I remember going to my local book store when the last book came out, flipping to the second to last page and shouting to my friend across the store that Ron kills Harry because Harry is actually Voldermort's sonI was literally physically attacked, it was hilarious but scary
>>4167460Wouldn't surprise me, everything else about him seems like it's straight out of fiction.
>>4167452That was pretty stupid but the ending cracked me up >noooooo
>>4167466I'm Commander Barack Shepard and this is my favorite health care plan on the Citadel.
>>4167466
>>4167465XP is still the best OShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml_eZPDEEms
>>4167474Do you think he was actually capable of controlling them?
>>4167451I have nothing. The ghost horse didn't return tonightI think it's gone>>4167444there are so few artists that draw a good areola
Would you let her snuggle on your chest, her copious flesh pressed hotly against you?
>>4167474>>4167473Theres a fucking reason I can't quit you MLPG
>>4167479As capable as Mitt will be during the election.
>>4167485i'd be too busy pounding my penis into her vagina for any of that
>>4167481Unf those tits.
>>4167485My newfag is showing. Please help me remedy that before I make a fool of myself again.
>>4167485Why wouldn't I?
>>4167493>Crackle>UnfI want you to really take a step back and look at yourself, here.
>>4167481more aeola please
>>4167493but why would a reptile need tits?
>>4167486Have you finished those calibrations?
>>4167478Damn nigga, that's some good stuff. Thanks for the link.
>>4167494>newfagYou just showed it again
>>4167498Perhaps it is you who needs to take a step forward and look at her..here
>>4167498And I want YOU to take a further step back and look where you fucking are.
>>4167500customer service
>>4167505Do you have a problem with the word newfag?
>>4167500Dragons aren't reptiles. They're reptilian in appearance, because that's the closest thing we have to compare them to, but it's not like they're lizards.Same goes for Argonians.
>>4167506>those teeth>can't even give you a blowie
>>4167500why the hell not.
>>4167502Theres also a hatsune miku song
>>4167506>Those eyesI didn't know Chrysalis could change into dragons too.
>>4167512It is inherently indicative of someone who still hangs around /b/
>>4167522I haven't been on /b/ since late 2008.
>>4167518Holy shit you're good at this. That was actually taken from a Tumblr where Chrysallis turned into a dragon to steal the teens love.You'd be a great person to have in the MLPverse
>>4167513I do love me some Argonians. I'm not a scalefag though.
>>4167529Oh god Tony I don't like your new suit
>>4167513>Begining of Skyrim>"Next! The Lizard."Not to say you are wrong. I just think with this information it makes this line all the more funnier.
>>4167491But what about after you're both spent? Surely you'd want her to collapse atop you in exhaustion, nuzzling sweetly into your chest as she praises your virility.
>>4167478>mfw
>>4167535I do.
>>4167525Well you asked me to help you remedy it so there you go
>>4167526>You'd be a great person to have in the MLPverseFor the record I'm working on a fic that's somewhat like that.
>>4167542By that I mean explain any in-joke I may have been missing.
>>4167540>>4167478>XP>still the best OS
>>4167552That's more of a lickie
>>4167540>>4167478That's not gnu/linux
>>4167552Weaver you tease
>>4167549Well nice work. I have to revoke that now.You'd be too busy writing to save anyone from Changelings. You'd just be another background character.Nice work
>>4167560>they named Slabs McBeefcake "Snowflake"Why
>>4167552Why do you guys even bother deleting images anymore?4chanxsempai sees all. Saved.
>>4167514>those teeth>can't even give you a blowieoh reallyspot the difference
>>4167562I thought EQD dubbed him "HorsePower" I remember the rage.
>>4167513There are many varieties of argonians thanks to the Hist. I reccomend reading all volumes of "The Argonian Account" by Waugin Jarth. Some have breasts, some don't. Some are plantigrade, some are tree-like, some are basically sentient little lizards.
>>4167568I can't because the other was deleted
>>4167571I will always call him "Steroid Abuser"
>>4167568>adding aureolaYou sick fuck.
>>4167568this nigga.jpg
>>4167560Yes...that's it. Think of me as a background character. Nothing more. Go about your business. Ignore me.
>>4167568>teeth hanging down from her upper jaw facing outwardsWHY
>>4167576would you put aureola on pony teats
>>4167568So I put them in their own window and ctrl tabbed to see the difference. My answer was actually going to be that one of them was slightly more to the right then the other one. But then I came back and the answer was right there in front of me.
>>4167562Because as a filly he was picked on for his wimpy nameso he overcompensates and trains like a motherfucker
>>4167575>Not Hardbuff McKneecap
>>4167587Pony named Sue
>>4167587also he has a small cock
>>4167581>A beautiful jewish woman.jpg
>>4167593yeah but that's cause of the Roids
>>4167587What a tragic and dark past~
we /pol/ now
>>4167591Exactly
>>4167597Well yeah, but it causes him to compensate even morewhich causes it to shrink moreand the neverending cycle repeats
>>4167597>that feel when catching yourself explaining the joke and you already posted it before you can cancel the postI'M SORRY MISTER J
Which pony carelessly lets their combustion engines explode by not pumping water into them?
>>4167602We WERE /pol/, like 20 minutes ago.
>>4167606Would you rev up your Harley?
>>4167608i disagree. Can we cast votes? Who thinks we are /pol/ now?
>>4167608>tfw twilight will never score
>>4167611objection! leading the witness!
>>4167612What if girls were as into getting laid as guys were?
>>4167584which pony has the largest aureola
>haven't looked at Game Grumps since they were spammed a lot here a few weeks back>check their channelJesus fuck how do they have so much time to play video games
>>4167619I...honestly don't know.
>>4167619then no one would ever leave the house
>>4167619It's not a male exclusive thing
>make a picture>huh not bad>see this>was made with one ballpen on paperFUCK EVERYTHING
>>4167611Alright, my vote is for Ron Paul
>>4167619What makes you say that, Mark?
>>4167619Nymphos are my fetish
>>4167619>What if girls were as into getting laid as guys were?Every girl I've ever dated has been a bigger sex fiend than me. Girls are more into sex than you might think.
>>4167627yes. it is.
>>4167622Cause, they're THE GAME GRUMPS
>>4167622>go to school/work>come home>have a couple hours to do whatever before sleeping>"hey, come over and play some vidya"Just what I assume is going on.Or they could just have either or and end up having even more time to vidya.
>>4167616Objection! These are valid questions that need answering to present a fair case!
>>4167619You don't know any actual women
>>4167636It really isn't.Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it's not true.
>>4167619>YOU MEAN GIRLS HAVE ORGANISMS TOO?You're reminding me of beedrill so hard right now.
Can we talk about how cute this pony is?
>Watching News>Mother dies in the bathtub>Apparently was an accident.>or was it... >MFW>turns out it was. her husband murdered her and tried to kill the kid as well.God its getting really bad if real life is easy to predict because of television. If anything, television should be the fictional reality, not a mirror.
>>4167628>ballpenClearly a witch made it
>>4167634>Nymphos are my fetish> little lusty girls/filliesunfthis is my jam
>>4167619>What if girls were as into getting laid as guys were?You still wouldn't get laid because you'd still never leave the house or talk to a woman.
Which pone's belly is best for rubs?
>>4167650Well, dash is canon chubby pone, so that's a valid answer.
>>4167644Yes, on a scale of 1 to 100 how cute would you rate her?
>>4167647>> little lusty girls/filliesI hope by little you mean small.
>>4167650Crankys..........I should draw that. Anon rubbing Crankys belly and him begging him to stop while blushing wildly..clearly enjoying it.
>>4167644Sure!What do you think makes her so cute, anyway?I've got a list of reasons prepared, but I want to hear yours before I post it
>>4167645Yeah, if only.
Just platinum'd Assassin's Creed 2Now on to Brotherhood!Which horse is most likely an Assassin undercover? A templar?
>>4167648>suddenly reminded of the wolfy-nail comic where two naked chicks randomly walk into some guy's living room while he's playing video games with a friend and they end up having a foursome for no reasonfuck you brain, wolfy-nail is so vanilla
>>4167662>platinum'dYour autism knows no bounds
>>4167656that toobut I totally would a nymph
>>4167663>A gif >Not autolooping>But..>It actually makes sense that it doesn't autoloop.What sorcery is this
>>4167663>furry comicsWe fuck ponies here, sir.
>>4167568in bewfore cracklevoregreentext.png
>>4167655>That screenshot.Hahaha those memories...I'll give her a 100 because I think she's the cutest pone of all. I mean, all the pones are cute but she is, like, cuter!>>4167658A lot of things! Like her curly mane, her happiness, her voice, her beautiful smile, the fact she loves to make people smile, and and she also loves to sing! And she sings pretty good, right? Imagine you meet her and she sings a song out of nowhere, that would be heartmelting.
>>4167645is there pony on pony murder in equestria? how do they handle it?
>>4167669Ponies are fuzzywe are fuzzfags
>>4167658Her face. It's infectious.Also 6 eyelashes god tier
>>4167674Summon Phoenix Wright through time and space
>>4167678I'm sexually attracted to a cartoon horse-face
>>4167675I always imagine pones having really short, almost felt like hair. Or like, their hair so so short and smooth it's like the fairway on a golf course.
>>4167678Can't argue with thatHave this!
>>4167668
>>4167678WHAT A CUTIE
>>4167678That's 12 eyelashes Anon.6 eyelashes? Oh god what.that's like 6 on one eye and none on the other! What?
Would you a farty butt pone if they farted butt farts out of their farty butt?
>>4167690No I know how its just that on the internet I've seen too many Gifs that should not loop and gifs that should loop not loop.I was kind of expecting to be disappointed.
Rarity is fat.
>>4167645http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
>>4167673>heartmelting>tfw you feel like that every time Pinkie appears on screen.
>>4167698I'm tired of seeing so much fat Pinkie art. Rarity is far fatter. But still not as fat as Dash.
>>4167698Phat maybe.Not fat.
>>4167701It's a good feel, nigga.
>>4167698Fuck you she has a tum of gold
>>4167698
>>4167704Look at her nigga, she's causing an earthquake by just dancing!
>>4167708Only after she's swallowed my semen
>>4167704No one says fo sho anym-dear god man no one says PHAT anymore!
>>4167698Pinkie and Rarity make the best pair. Plebs need not apply.
>>4167712You ejaculate gold?Dude.
>>4167717Prinny pls
>>4167717Pone belly turns anything into gold like Midas
>>4167714What are you talking about? Everyone's saying both of those things because they're retro.Get with the times, grampa!
>>4167725Fat Hoe pls.No one listens to your rhymes anymore.
>>4167725>Being a dickheads cool
>>4167725
>>4167728I still want a drawing of Rarity and Twilight rap in front of a group of Zebras and failing horribly
>>4167732>Its about Veggie isn't it.>It's Veggie>I know it.>Read the url befre finishing reading it.I lost
>>4167732>yfw bronies laugh after shitty jokes
ITT: Bustas
>>4167738>filename>Rapity>Rapity
>>4167738I still want my fic of Fluttershy in manehattan at night getting cornered by a zebra who raps hers until she throws down some lyrics and wins the battle
>>4167744Straight up, yo
>>4167744
>>4167738
>>4167744Who would be Ryders favorite pony?
>>4167704yea if anyone is fat canon its twilfat
>>4167732apparently he quit for school or some shit like that. if you look at his lineart >tutorial then it's pretty obvious just how much of his life he has already wasted.
>>4167761More proof that shes blackIf you guys seriously have a shit storm right now I will quit MLPG forever. I'm joking.
>>4167761unf
>>4167755Well, I guess it's never too early to lose your shits.
>>4167765>make a joke>proceed to kill it in the same postImpressive
>>4167759Dash
>>4167761fatlight is best canon pony
>>4167771I'm sorry
>>4167761i mean seriously god damn. how is she a role model?
>>4167768http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39AwrfHDGo
>>4167774Would you a Fatlight Gurgle?
>>4167777>apologizinggb2canada
>>4167755http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39AwrfHDGo&feature=g-like
>>4167765All unicorns are blackThey're hood as fuck, man
>>4167779And this pretty much confirms my post.
I wish ponies were real
>>4167778Pfff-hahahaUNF
>>4167778dont you just want to tackle the shit out of that fat bitch?
>>4167779>YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO!
>>4167761>>4167774>>4167778I want to cook her all sorts of treats and watch her happily gorge herself on my love, and then when she's had enough I want to diet and exercise with herIs that wrong
>>4167793The streets is cold, dog
>this thread
>>4167784Ok I'm sorry
>>4167779
>>4167778unf
>>4167794>Is that wrong>I want to diet and exercise with herwell, there's your problem
I'm having apple juice for the first time in years. I can't believe how much I've been missing out on.>tfw you're no longer allergic to apples
>>4167802>Kendel is spike>Rarity is CaeserOH GOD MY SIDES
>>4167779>that spikeGOD DAMMIT
>>4167803I'd suckle the headflower.
What kind of music she would play?
>>4167803I'd make her GRONK
>>4167819clopstep
>KEEP UP MOTHAFUCKA
>>4167823/)
Any horse art requests?
>>4167819Rapecore
> Over the last few a days a story about a Chinese man returning stolen spacebar keys to an internet cafe has captured the attention China's online gaming message boards. The story is exactly what it sounds like: a Chinese man stole spacebar keys from his local internet cafe seven years ago and out of the blue he decided to return them to the internet cafe. > So why did the guysteal the keys in the first place? According to The People's Daily, the Chinese government mouth piece, the guy stole the keys because he was upset with the noise that they created when people were playing the online rhythm game Audition Dance Battle Online.v> After holding onto the spacebars for the last seven years the guy decided that he needed to return them because he was getting married. Figuring that he was about to start a new life, he went back to the old internet cafe and dropped a stash of spacebars at the counter, shocking the owner and the nearby players.MY SIDES
>>4167803Fuck off Apple.
>>4167832Rarity as a faggot
Give me all your crazy Twilight, NOW!
>>4167819Iron and Wine, Fleet Foxes, maybe some Weezer if she's feeling dangerous.
>>4167832Lyra pointing her hoof and shouting BANG! BANG!
>>4167823that gives me an idea
So I just started watching this show the other day. Seen most of season 1 so far. I only have one question: why don't the creators (Lauren Faust, right?) change this show's name to My Little Owny?Because it fucking OWNS
>>4167832Lyra giving Ghost Pone a fancy hat
>>4167827ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, TWILIGHT
>>4167841DISCORD X FLUTTERSHY FLASH WHEN
>>4167819>>4167843
>>4167847>>4167827>quoted San Andreas for a week while drunk and high on a festival>first thing I see when opening this thread are these postI laughed way more than I should have
>>4167841good godDid you recover your shit?
>>4167848YESYES YES
>>4167814I'm crying. I wasn't expecting this.
>>4167847
>>4167832Something that is not Griffy
>>4167841tiarawhyif I gave you all the bronybux I scammed will you make me a flash of crackle
>>4167843You know, I've always considered people having attitudes like this as compensating for the fact that they're watching a little girl's show. They're insecure, so they go around trying to convince themselves THIS PONY CARTOON IS TOTALLY AWESOME AND SHIT IT'S FOR REAL MEN LIKE MEI believe that is the mentality behind most bronies, Y/N
>>4167856If anyone here has GTA SA on their pc they should get this mod and stream it for us.
>>4167860
>>4167864If I can find my copy, hell yeah.
>>4167855http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_ulLbQr0YI know rightfucking tease
>>4167866Hahahahahaha I love you Tiara!
>>4167864i would wait until its more developed but a damn good ideaWho would be that crazy latino bitch though?
>>4167863I'm a woman, so no. Sorry for being enthusiastic I just wanted to share that I enjoy the cartoon.
>>4167864I do have SA but I don't think my upload is good enough. We should set up an SA:MP server instead though, I have an old server script which should work.
>>4167870Who? Catalina? No idea, I figured she would have been trixie or something.
That anthro Twist Klondike drew is cute
>>4167872Get the fuck out of here. I'm tired of you girls always trying to take away stuff from us guys.First Video Games, Then Sports. Now Ponies.Just go away
>>4167869>loving attention-whore pornographers
>>4167859I haven't done anything with Griffy in like 3-6 months.Do you even lift the horse.
>>4167880Stay mad Fluffy
>>4167872get out of here you filthy genital bleeder
>>4167863>judging people over a TV show they likeNo, Fox news, that's wrong. Some people just get hyped when they find a new thing that they like.
>>4167878You considered it anthro.Therefore I have failed.But thanks
>>4167878>>4167887I guess we're not going to see it and make up our own midns on it then
>>4167880> just like in any other pathetic fandomPorn always gathers much more attention. Especially in MLP-fanfom, if you take into consideration the "sudden male audience"
>>4167887Well it has hands, and chestboobs.
>>4167882It totally wasn't a request to draw Griffy you idiot
I brought you guys some ramen
>>4167882Dafty you should something with Griffy
>>4167872Show us the tits, or get out.
What the fuck is up with Ponies and San Andreas?
>>4167896thanks Hayashida
>>4167896I'm sure these will help us out.
>>4167880Nah that's not something i do. if i wanted to attention whore id just go to my thousands of tumblr/youtube fans.
>>4167896Cool. Let's heat up some water and eat!
>some conservative anti-Obama documentary was #8 in theaters and grossed $6.2 million this weekendI've never even heard of this movie.
>>4167892yeah but I'm going for an almost impossible thing. I want the first thought to be cartoon and the second thought to be anthro.Its pretty hard to do at this point.
>>4167905Tiara pls, no need to respond these kind of posts.
>you will never feel a pony's hot marecock and teats grind against your belly
>>4167896
>>4167902buttmad furry detected
>>4167912Well it's going to be really hard, have you already sketched more ponies in a cartoony style?
>>4167902the entire comment section is hilarious
>>4167905I used to hate you, but then I watched your things after fapping to ponies.Your flashes are still fucking terrible, but a hungry man eats shit as well.
>>4167915>teats
>>4167914well this is still my home even after everything.
>>4167910we're releasing election propaganda in theaters now? shameless.
>>4167916They did a Cromartie thing in the Ponies the Anthology 2 thing. They should do the whole episode.yeah I watched it..what.
>>4167922>>4167922holyshit AHAHAHA
>>4167926Yeah, but don't fall for trollbait, stay chill.
>>4167927Remember Fahrenheit 9/11? That came out during election season in 2004.
>>4167916What the fuck is up with that picture
>>4167866tiarawhy I thought you liked me
>>4167902What extacly people mean by "creepy"? Seriously, I don't understand this word and it's meaning.
>>4167926Tiarawhy we're cutitng your allowance. I'm sorry but your mother, Marker Pony just can't keep up with you being jobless anymore.
>>4167896Hayashida.Where's the hot water?
>>4167930>That "faggots"HAHAHAHAHA
>>4167936GG do you love me?Kissu kissu~?
>>4167930I wish I could cause physical damage to people with my brian.
>>4167928>>4167928hey fucker
>>4167925Oi, what's wrong with teats, huh?
>>4167934I forgot about that.I feel like this should be off limits or something
>>4167930the guy goes out of his way sending me messages/trying to get me to reply.
>>4167944Your Brian probably could cause physical damage to people if you told him to.
>>4167915>you will never run your hands through her mane as her cantaloupe-sized testicles churn with need as they rest on your crotch
>>4167940>>4167909
>>4167946Not Flashy enoughBahabutt ps go
>>4167954Hahahahahaha my sides.
>>4167960>>4167915>Her testicles>Her cockMLPG I have bad news for you
>>4167961Would you guys stop reminding me to buy the entire season? I have to eat dammit.Usually I would just torrent it but this series is too good to pirate
>>4167954>you will never have your own bitter haters;_;
>>4167967You might want to check your privilege before you share whatever news you think you have
>>4167971It's more annoying than you think
>>4167930>And i didn't expect not to see any at all, its just very dissapointing that people would make it. A guy can hope!So he expected it or not? Oh, I get it, he's new to internet and didn't even conceive such concept as pony porn.>>4167954>they think you're female
>>4167967>news
>>4167971>tfw had lot of haters back in the dayAll you have to do is say the truth:That Applejack is a terrible, shit worst pony
>>4167956>Your Brian
> reloads his .50 cal
>>4167947I don't like them.
>>4167975The news is she actually has two cocks.
>>4167981>remember that one time when SWAG SWAG SWAG
>>4167979Shut up Nopony, I still hate you I never gave a fuck about you to be honest
>>4167979>Applejack is a terrible, shit worst ponybut that's wrong. she's only third-worst pony.
>>4167971Just fucking post on MLPGAll contributors get lovers and haters here. Its the perfect balance. You have to have harmony to have chaos and vice versaWhich is why Celesticord is the best ship
>>4167987
>>4167954After all this time, I still have trouble believing people like this exist.
>>4167987One for each hand then. Does she have 4 testicles as well?
>>4167785That Spike is amazing.
>>4167995
Why everything has to be so gay here
>>4167992>CelesticordThere is so little of this. It makes me sad.
>>4167999What the fuck.
>>4167985But what's wrong with them?They are great!You just have to love love love them!
>>4167999>That guynot him in particular but>THAT ONE GUY>THE ONE EVERY ARTIST HAS
>>4167990Mah Nigga
>>4168003Brony please go>>4167999>>4167999AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHPost what he submitted?
>>4167999>pokehidden had a meltdown>meltdown>he expects tiara to console him, they both make pony porn after all!
>>4167992Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so that you know when the good time comes.
>>4167989Time to rev up some good old F:E discussion then!Everything points to the clear revelation that S3 is only 13 episodes because the bombs will fall and S4 will be the Fallout : Equestria animated series!
>>4168009we are not niggas yetwho are your favorite two ponies?
>>4167992What does mlpg hate more, contributors or non contributors?
>>4167999>Pokehidden had a meltdownlol
>>4168012>Pony porn artists are in the same secret club.
>>4168014Go away Pacceyou spilt too muchg spaghetti in roses stream abotu this for us to care
>>4168016I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY
>>4168016You can't expect me to make a choice like that
>>4168011
>>4168016mlpg hates anon for being a metashitposting faggot
>>4168017It's funny because he's a lolsorandum bipolar BR. Almost every other post on tumblr is him bitching about how everything sucks.
>>4168019Someone post that t-shirt with "Timblr r34 secret club" logo
>>4168019well to be honest we are all in a big giant R34 animator/drawfag chatroom.
>>4168024THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>4168029don't forget ironic
>>4168011>implying these two didn't fuck at one point in their life.Come on.
>>4168033>Pony R34 T shirtThat was the point when I was just about to commit suicide
> filename
>>4168028I have the wiriest boner right now
>>4168042>Rarity is now a bunny rabbit
>>4168039Which one of them initiated the breakup?
>>4168036Don't tell me you actively socialize with bronies on your own volition?
>>4168032I'm secretly holding out hope for the day GG starts making pony porn flashes. He could out-Pokehidden Pokehidden.
>>4168042>Rarity>not just cutting your losses and calling it Angel
>>4168045luna didits why she got sent to the moonshitty headcanon
>>4168042>foxofwar
>>4168042I thought this was a cutebold until I read the filename.
>>4168046nah not those kind of people. i mean r34 artists in general (hell zone archive is in it)
>>4168050Glitter Glue post that comic where Celestia walks in on them fucking
>>4168048what should it be about though>>4168045WELL
>>4168046That's some hurtful assumptions, Anon. He probably hangs with Skipsy and other chill artists.Right?
>>4168037Man she's so long. She must be really good in bed.
>>4168055Tell Zone he's a huge cunt
>>4168058>>4168057HOLY SHIT GLITTER GLUE WE SHOULD FUCK
>>4168057>>4168058>57>582spooky
>>4167954tiarawhy you're a shitty shit shiterson shitmeister who crafts shit into shat like a skilled shitsmith please pay attention to me seriously look at me look
>>4168057>>4168058lel
>>4168028>>4168028>>4168028AHAHAH MORE>>4168039>>4168045You are brony tier this much:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_99jYTV5Idisgustingleave /co/ and never return
>>4168058>what should it be abouta pony taking dick of course.
>>4168064later klondikeat the usual time and place
>>4168064Klondike.Klondike.pls
>you will never be a slutty futa pone>you will never please your master>you will never hear him tell you what a good pony you are
>>4168063
>>4168070That is one of my favorite songs of all timeDiscord is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time.Why do I rage at this so much then?
>>4168082BAHAHAHAHA
>>4168082hahah
>>4168082
>>4168058It would be about porn with no porn.
>>4168085>>4168088
>>4168084because retarded brony shit with their retarded popular forced fanon that has nothing to do with the actual show.Oh wait, that is like.. any other brony shit? Some of them don't even watch the show.
>>4168096What kind of reaction is that?
>>4168058why do I like her expression so muchSHE'S NOT EVEN FULLY IN THE FRAME
>>4168080Megasweet.Megasweet.pls
>>4168100
>>4168105
>>4168110
>>4168103weird, I was just considering thatI think her not being fully in frame is part of the appealit's like she's hiding behind the edge of the comic
>>4168064Garble has too much of a rape face to be comfortable
>>4168070
>>4168118What does the 'be proud of this' link to?
>>4168126oh it was the lolipop chain twilight flash on EQD before too many people bitched about having tiarawhy on eqd and it got removed (and then another one of my videos popped up on eqd anyway)
Nü thing when you want to move!>>4168120>>4168120>>4168120
>>4168118>are you even human...if you are that cool if not contact me it's good to have another non-human on board...love you
>>4168117I could imagine hanging with him always with that fucking face
>>4168118>religion beliefpffft
http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmlGlitter Garbage. Now a more general "Ask GG shit". Be sure to bookmark and check regularily.
>>4168058That's Celestia?Too pink.
>>4168058lol molestiaus bronies huh?
we ded
>>4168203See: >>4168134We're in the new horse, but it's not marked yet
"So what's your deal? Hoping some ERP is gonna spring up or what?""I just left the tab open; why are you still here? The new horse has been up for a while, shouldn't you be there?""Yes, yes I should. Some genius anon used the wrong password so I'm stuck here till this one dies.""Ouch, how long does that normally take?""The ocean is slow as hell at this hour, it'll be a while before this one's pushed out. You can go on without me, I'll catch up soon enough""It doesn't seem right just to leave you here. Does this happen often?">The pink unicorn spreads her cape on the ground and takes a seat next to me"Not as often as you would think." She pauses and takes a look at the landscape before us. "It's beautiful, isn't it?"She's right, when you're always rushing from one general to the next it's easy to lose perspective. Rolling waves of greentext, gratuitous spoilerboxes and ponies. Ponies as far as the eye can see. I turn to the one next to me to find she's staring me down. "So anon, what's your pleasure?"
>>4168082expain pls
Marker is stuck in this thread, current horse here:>>4168120>>4168120>>4168120>>4168120>>4168120Anon Marker please use the correct password next time.Giga if you show up before the marker is moved, delete the thread.
>>4168367I'm caught off guard by the look in her eye. "W-wait what?" I stammer out.She puts a hoof to my chest."If you're not going to wear your trip and you're not going to tell me what you're in to, I'm going to have to start guessing. I don't think either of us wants me to start going through the list.""You've got the wrong idea Marker. I really appreciate what you do, but I'm not here to fuck you. I don't even like ponies like that, come on">Pic relatedHow the fuck did she post an image macro? This thread has been over image limit for ages. She's got me pinned down now (she sure is strong for a marshmallow horse) and her voice is starting to get a little crazy. "So should I just start with >rape then? Or are you too new for that?"
>>4168492oh godcontinue please
>>4168367>>4168492... Go on.
Marker I'm so sorry, please don't rape me
>>4168917>>4168894>>4168893Guys, behave.
>>4168492please tell me it won't end up just with cuddlesoh god fucking boner piercing the floor
>>4168931No.
>>4168894>>4168893>>4168946Last post was an hour ago you horny fucks
>>4168983A man can dream!
