Previous Horse>>4160362What would happen if your favorite pony is force to spend a day with Chrysalis?
New horse! woo!
>rape
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>>4163154
What's for Monday movie night?
>tfw hurricane in 2 days
>That feel when ponying so hard you forget it's time for a new horse
>>4163055I like that belly rub.
>You will never be a pretty college girl>Deafdefiler will never date rape you
>>4163142>Celestia forced to spend a day with Chrysalis.Assuming that Chrysalis doesn't have SA's love, Celestia's gonna remove her face with a Solar Beam.
dat Lordosis reflex
>>4163160>not already knowing about the Black Knights being the Harbingers of Hell>not just enviro-killing every one of them for their Titanite
>>4163169>tfw too far inland to give a fuck
>>4163170>tff
>>4163181You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>4163169>you will never get Pinkie in your arms assuring that everything will be ok during a storm/hurricane/anything of the sort
Just a reminder to all writers:Artists will always get more attenttion and appreciation for much less effort.
>>4163197I don't say that like it's a bad thing at all. Stop being so autistic and rape me, DD.
>>4163169It may hit that one city in the big easy that IS BUILT IN A FUCKING BOWL!!!
>>4163205buy some apples
>>41632052cute4me
TOPIC DU JOUR RENAMING FATSO HERE. TAKING ALL BETS.
Posting for the anon who wants fluttershy in a toilet bowl...
>>4163191>Live in Florida >It's hitting my windows right now>Don't have shutters up>Wouldn't have noticed this was a hurricane if it weren't all over the news
>>4163201>tfw you literally haven't been hugged by anyone in years
>>4163204>implying writing is harder than art
>>4163205
>>4163217Pillbug
>>4163204coolwhat should i write
>>4163170Christ, do I wish I had a beer like that right now.
>>41632091. I don't rape people.2. I'm straight.3. It's not rape if you want it.
>>4163204What about musicians?And by musician I mean actually playing an instrument with your hands.
>>4163217Diner Dash
>>4163223>good writing
>>4163169GO OUT AND FIGHT THAT HURRICANE
>>4163201Less effeminate version.
>>4163181>you will never quietly sob as he fucks you, a knife held against your throat>you will never feel the fabric of his ski mask brush against the back of your neck as he kisses you good-bye>you will never be violated by anyone ever
>>4163222How does that feel?
>>4163233I could pretend I don't want it if you could pretend I'm a girl
>>4163245>dat sidemouth
>>4163218Had you really drawn this before? CrazyOr are you another draw friend. thanks
>>4163188Is there even a single black knight you can kill using the environment?I guess if you count spamming the falling stab thing maybe, but that's still only the first one in the undead burg, and maybe the second one in the parish if you use the rat ladder.I don't think any of the ones in the asylum, or kiln can be dropstabbed.
>>4163251Sounds like a good compromise to me.I say go for it.
>>4163217Rolly Poly.
>>4163247like not having bags of sand
>>4163228Porn.
>>4163181I just can't imagine him raping anyone without fucking it up or dropping his spaghetti.
>>4163247Anti-bags of nega-sand
Epic Mafia Ponies where?
>>4163217Pockets
So this deaf guy is as, if not more, autistic than sentenal, right?
>>4163167Who's Ditzy Doo?
>>4163271Whats the joke?
>>4163281I think we were done for tonight bro, try again tomorrow
>>4163217Truffle Shuffle.Because fuck it, it's the one decent sounding name for a pony I've come up with that wasn't immediately shot down the first time through.
>>4163283Not autism, depression.
>>4163283You learn quickly.
>>4163283Yes, but in a less overbearing, motherly way. Much more tolerable, even at his worst, then sentenal at his respective worst.
Is it strange that I can imagine exactly what hugging Pinkie would feel like?
>>4163281Mafia is cancelled until further notice due to tropical storm Isaac.The National Weather Foundation will contact you when it's safe to mafia on.
>>4163285Derpy Hooves original name, used during the planning stages.
>>4163296I thought artists got depressed.
>>4163291>decent sounding
>>4163291That's already his fandom name for most people.
>>4163303>H-hey, if I hat on Sentenal, does that make me cool?
>>4163053The thought of SB biting me and slowly sucking my blood really turns me on.
Okay, I put my vote in for Truffle Shuffle.And I'm preparing Goonies.mp4 in case the need arises some other time.
>>4163317Considering the opposition at the time was Neighthan and nothing else, yes.
>>4163305You seem to be in the touch part of creating a tulpa.
>>4163296Sorry, I was speaking in terms of e-autism. Which, by admitting you have depression, only further makes you more of an e-autist
Hurricane season already?
>>4163305You have a gift anon. Use it wisely.
>>4163321Who are you quoting?
>>4163316Its an artist STD
>>4163287like fucken, a long ass time ago, megasweet made this pic of like, luna singing, and everyone was all "oh yeah, she's super emotional probably from being on the moon all the time, so she sings like smooth jazz" but i was like "fuck that shit nig she raps"
>>4163322Vampires don't suck bloodThey SCRAPEAND LICK
goodnight MLPG
>>4163217Pockets.
>>4163320And they call Dewey U Evenlift "Snowflake."Just because it's widely used doesn't mean it's not shit.
>>4163327Oh, okay.
>>4163256FUCK YOU, IT'S A STYLISTIC CHOICE.
>>4163285The pegasus who screwed up retrieving the birds in a past winter-wrap-up
>>4163274He opens his pants spaghetti
>>4163262i know the first one in the Parish, in the tower, can be killed by just keeping the fires in the boar-courtyard between it and you. wait for it to attack, roll back, and it sets itself on fire.the rest, yeah, just spam drop-attack. sprint around like an idiot until you find somewhere to jump off of. or roll back and huck a few firebombs, if you're a Pyromancer.
>>4163343good night
>>4163329Why do you think that is?
>>4163217Nathan
>>4163217I maintain that Roly Poly is a better name than anything we've come up with so far.
>>4163308Fuck Isaac. Florida gets hit by hurricanes all the time. I was in Orlando when Florida was in the process of getting hit by 4 hurricanes (it was during the 2nd). No lines at all the theme parks. Fuck ya.
>>4163347snowflake is a really fucking shit name for him
>>4163314No it wasn't.It was just the name of a ditzy weather pony from Winter Wrap Up that Lauren said COULD be derpy. Ditzy Doo was written into the script before Derpy was even a thing.
>>4163317>sounding
>>4163343>>4163343GOOD NOCHT
>>4163347>Dewey U Evenlift >not shitDude, put down the marijuana cigarette bong water pipe bong. That name sucks.
>>4163347You might be retarded if you think "Dewey U Evenlift" is a reasonable pony name
>>4163314
>>4163367I've lived here all my life and I know that's shit, anon.Parks will close down their rides if it's raining too hard.
>>4163353>not circling around and backstabbing the fucker for all you're worthThis is how I fight Black Knights, and it has so far only failed me when I don't move fast enough.
Pony should lick pony
If it's your expectation for me to curb my innate level of expression in order to further your comprehension, then I make no apologies.
OH BOYWHO'S READY FOR CLASSES TOMORROW?
>>4163358slavscum go plumb some toilets>>4163347I call him "Steroid Abuser", I think I am the only one.
>>4163383He has many names.Smash LampjawBrick HardpecBuff DrinklotsSlab Squatthrust...
>>4163360Probably something to do with testosterone or something. I'm not a scientist but that's my guess.
>>4163397DOES THIS MEAN SUMMER IS OVER
>>4163390Stop typin like a fag, man.
>Posts in thread: 109 (42.58%) last 10 mins: 103 (44.59%)slow down niggas, I can't pony this fast
>>4163380>marijuana cigarette bong water pipe bong
>>4163305Pinkie has been my pillow every single night since at least March.>>4163342>
>>4163397One more week for me.
>>4163398For me, he has a different name every time I post it.
>>4163390
>>4163217In the interests of fairness I'll collect all the names thus far:NathanTruffle ShuffleHeavy SetPasta PocketsPocketsChunkCutsyRolly PolyColtleryTable SettingKnify SpoonyDiner DashFat AssAlso, you are now reading this in my voice. You are now imagining me trying to say snorkel.
>>4163418>>4163406>samefagging
>>4163271
Pinkie will never be that bad voice in your head.
>>4163204I'm going to have to respectfully disagree99% of the writers, surenot all of them
>>4163342>>4163410Damn I miss that show
>>4163386Well they closed down for two days, then for other days (was there for a week), all were open with most rides running. On park that was was 80% closed (why did they bother opening?) was Busch Gardens.
>>4163404>>4163412ISN'T IT EXCITINGWHAT ARE YOU FAGS GOING IN FOR.
>>4163353Right, the fires, I always forget they damage enemies.I just parry the knights, you get pretty good at it when your first character is a thief and you're too stubborn to actually use a big shield
>>4163428She's already a bad voice on the show.
>>4163390He's acts like he's James Joyce or something, it's great.
>>4163428Not using your name today?
>>4163342>Pinkie: Malk>Rarity: Toreador>Twilight: Nosferatu>Fluttershy: Gangrel>Dash: Brujah>Applejack: _ghoul_
>>4163420It seems I forgot Pillbug. Oh my.
>>4163428>School in 7.5 hoursShe already is.
>>4163433Where my CS niggas at?
>>4163428I wish I had a Pinkie like that during College.Also, is this MT or someone taht can draw like MT?
>>4163415Same here.
This thread is so Kafkaesque.
>>4163455Sup brah
One request, first come, first serve.
MLPG, why aren't you watching the Ianb Owl?
I would wed Scootaloo
>>4163390http://i.imgur.com/anYVG.pngThis is part of his story. I'm not reading that shit.
>>4163467Fellating a man dick with her feet
>>4163450>Fluttershy: Gangrelhahahahahaha
>>4163455I'm supposed to be finishing my AS this year...
>>4163433I'm going in for the best major.
>>4163467Shining ArmorCooking him dinner and helping him relax after a hard day at work
>>4163467fluttershy breaking the dishes
>>4163467Applejack.After work scrubdown.NonsexualFinal Destination.
>>4163418>>4163406A discussion on the semantics of art is probably inherent to the purpose of my desire to write this story in the first place, but I'm adamant that the inscrutable nature of its composition is necessary to convey the emotion meant to be evoked at any given section of the reading. Unnecessary embellishment of description is one matter when digesting prose, deliberate rhetoric and metaphor that encapsulates its own creation is entirely another.
>>4163201>Meteor blazing through the sky, an imminent impact with Ponyville>You stand beside Pinkie, watching the meteor as it hurls toward you, with ponies in the town in attempt to scurry off from the area in the hopes of surviving from such an impact>There's nothing you and Princess Celestia can do about it, it's the ultimate end>Pinkie slowly hugs you and you hug back in return, a tear runs down her eye>"A-at least we're together, and I'm super glad for having to meet you, anon."What do you say back to her? This is important.
>>4163455Compsci sophomore hereI plan on doing nothing with my life but I'm being forced into round 2 of uni so whatever. Might as well take fun classes
>>4163347He's called SLAP BULKHEAD.
>>4163387i don't backstab. because i have Honor.and heavy armor.
>>4163467Octavia impregnation
>>4163467Pony. Break dancing. Go.
>>4163472>his story>not herstoryFucking misogynists, all of you.
>>4163397Whenever someone asks this the pilots usually come out of nowhere.Where are all of you fags.
>>4163485"ARE THERE CHEAT CODES FOR IT?"
>>4163467Finish the Celestia and Luna gangbang fic!
>>4163485GIVE HER THE DICK
>>4163467Rarity angrily force toothbrushing AJ with her magic
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS HURRICANE COMINGI WANT CLASSES TO BE CANCELLED
>>4163485Nothing.Words aren't needed.
>>4163485>What do you say back to her? This is important.I don't say fucking anything, I squeeze her close and we both wait for the fucking death.
>>4163499I'm majoring in Equine Science, no joke. Already took 2 classes along side general ones.Ask me anything.
>>4163509WORDS FASTEST ORGASMHow embarrassing.
>>4163499Why do I have a feeling that we're thinking of the same pilot
>tfw all these people going back to school>tfw you dropped out at the beginning of summer
>>4163514>non-consensual toothbrushingwhy is this a fetish?
>>4163484>I'm adamant that the inscrutable nature of its composition is necessary to convey the emotion meant to be evokedIn non-pretentious speak, that would be "The fact that this work is unintelligible nonsense is the point." Nice.
>>4163522are you doing this because of mlpare you doing this so you can eventually fuck a horse
>>4163515>>4163515Seriously.where u at bby?
>>4163485SMASHING!
so you pick a $4.99 mousepad, put in the code, and it goes down to $.99?
>>4163491>implying I don't have heavy armorI backstab because those fuckers are hard to fight at low levels. And it's effective.The other ones, though. The ones with the tower shields? They're more troublesome, since you can't backstab them. But practice and dying lots of times helped work out their patterns.
>>4163485There's no one I'd rather witness the end of the world beside.
>>4163515You pay for college then don't want to go?
>>4163522How long is the natural estrus cycle?
>>4163485I'd say, "Pinkie Pie. I need you to use your cartoon powers to stop this and save Equestria!"Then she'll look deep into my eyes, blink thoughtfully and go:"What's a cartoon?"
>>4163528Why is anything a fetish?It just is, man.
>>4163522Explain to us the Lordosis reflex
>>4163169>tfw hurricane right nowActually, I have no feel. In Florida most of us are indifferent to anything less than category 4.
>>4163528because she's forcibly having something long and hard stuck in her mouth and moved back and forth.
>>4163217>Using the vote method on 4chanThat's retarded. One faggot could post the same name a hundred times and make it looks like there's a consensus.
>>4163526W-which one.
>>4163485Ge Akuma to show up.
>>4163484Also"If the intent of the creator is inherent in the orchestration of the art's presentation then it achieves its purpose regardless of accessibility, and perhaps because of it."I.E. 2deep4u.I never knew NTSTS was a such a dick, geez.
>>4163485Pinkie Pie, that sentence could use some grammatical work. 'to meet' implies that you have not yet met me. Furthermore,
>>4163547>paying for non-tradeskill related education
>>4163547Only reason I'm going to college is because I managed to pull a full-ride scholarship out of my ass.I just want to be NEET.
>>4163543>not raping Tower Knightsi don't know, maybe you just have White Man's Reflexes or something.
>>4163527>that feel when never started college and everyone my age are starting their final years there
>>4163557This is my favorite recent fetish. Next to Non-con and impreg
>>4163450BULLSHIT. AJ confrimed for Old Clan Tzimisce master race. Y-You don't even know about her awesome earth sorcery!And Tiwilly not a filthy fucking Tremere? Shiggy all the diggies.
>>4163557I like the opposite fetish.
>>4163579Think you could reach in there and grab me some free money too?
>tfw facing beginning of third solid year of doing nothing since graduating high school.
>>4163537Orlando.I hope the fucking storm lasts for the rest of the year, so I get to skip an entire year.
>>4163597Not even working?
>>4163585>impregunf
>>4163577Nigga I'm going to college to follow the dream I had since I was seven.I never thought I'd get the opportunity.
>>4163585Taco Bell? Bleh, if you don't have any local joints open at 1am near where you life I pity you.
>>4163533Made the choice shortly before coming across MLP. Was originally working on Computer Science (this is all community college though), but hated the work enviornment and wanted something less urban/office/city based. Always liked being hands-on, so decided to do something that required more finesse then regular labor or farmwork, so did some research and decided to get into horses. Pretty cool so far even volunteering at some ranches, facilities, and horse shows.As for horse fucking, not at the moment. I'm into fictional horse fucking, usually involving human to horse transformation, but not as a primary or real life fetish. Love horses too much for that.
look a moose
>>4163585>concious1) That's not how you spell "conscious."2) That's not "conscience," which is the word you're thinking of.
>>4163597You must be me.
>>4163585Why don't you draw some impreg
>>4163581You don't even need reflexes, you have literally multiple seconds between when they start their windup and when you actually have to dodge.
>>4163597i know that feelexcept i graduated late, so it's more like 2 years
Please, please stop talking about going to school, kiddos.I want to at least pretend that MLPG isn't full of children.
Can I give them my PO box when I go to buy something online?
>>4163150why the new trip mito?
>>4163585I like non-con impreg. Especially if it's part of a mostly consensual relationship.
>>4163604>you will never be a mother
>>4163589every time I see this picture I feel the need to point out that it makes my teeth feel really good.I think I've done it 3 or 4 times now.I should stop.Last time.
>>4163640>you will never impregnate Rarity
>>4163635Do children go to university?
>>4163611>local joints>1amthere are bars and there are waffle diners open at that hour besides fast food places and i have never heard of anything else open that early
>>4163635We're talking about college you twat!
>>4163581White Man's reflexes. Still, I'm making headway, and I'm still on my first run through.Stuck in Sen's Fortress because I want to clear everything out first.
>>4163603Working the same part-time minimum wage jobs that I got in high school.
>>4163625just like those Skeletons in the Firelink Graveyard.
>>4163598>>4163537>>4163562
>>4163621Well I'm sorry princess. Please forgive me.
>>4163527>tfw classes started a week ago and you haven't gone to oneAt this rate, I'm not finishing that Associate's this year.
>>4163585I only like impreg if the belly is swollen with semen
>>4163635>implying college age is chitlins but let's be honest, if college kids bother you for being too young, you're clearly too old to be watching MLP, much less posting about it on 4chan
>>4163635u wot m8
>>4163635>only children go to collegewat
>>4163579That feel when I am a NEET. I spent today browsing MLPG and fabricating evidence that will say I've been job searching for the last two weeks instead of sleeping, fapping, poneing, and eating.
>>4163640I'm trying to make logical sense of what's going on in this picture, but I'm just going to ignore all that and say that the pic in the lower right is really, really hot.
>>4163583>tfw you spent five years piddling around, unmotivated and frustrated by classes you didn't want to take, and getting deeper into debt>tfw you failed and dropped several classes and were an inch from being academically terminated anyway>tfw now living at home again and will need to look for a job soon while continuing education on my own.Given my situation, it was probably the best thing to do... but it doesn't hurt knowing I could have been more productive with those five years.
>>4163664>signing up for classes then no-showingI hope you get dropped from all of them so someone who actually wants to learn can take your place.
>>4163550Pregnancy? Around 11 months from start to finish. Most people try to do it in January/Febuary.Race Horses/Thoroughbreds are the only breed I think that have unusual breed times, only due to restrictions, not natural functions.Hey anon, want to know about Nurse Mares?
>>4163635yeah lets be fully grown adults talking about ponies
>>4163673> you're clearly too old to be watching MLP, much less posting about it on 4chanAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>4163604>>4163585Today was a good day for impregnation.
>>4163640>>4163665I wish I was pregnant right now
>>4163142So, shetland ponies have short stocky legs and big bodies. Sooo... it's kinda like the way i draw ponies already!
>Fetish talkNO. WE HAVE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO ADDRESS HERE. WHAT DO WE CALL THAT FAT PONY IN APPLEBLOOM'S CLASS THAT SHOWS UP IN THE BACKGROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN?
>>4163675>>4163673>I'm 20! I'm totally a mature adult!
>>4163660They aren't nearly that slow.They aren't fast, but they're faster than the tower knights.Still though, if you're even a little experienced at the combat system and have a weapon that knocks them down, you should be able to beat them, even if it takes a couple dozen hits
>>4163686>Hey anon, want to know about Nurse Mares?Yes.
>>4163685Even better, their system is set up so I have to manually drop regardless.And I'll still owe them $49.
>>4163640>you will never be a broodmother>you will never have a harem of stallions to keep you full near-constantly>you will never watch your sons grow up to be strong young stallions, just like their fathers>you will never be both mother and lover to your children
You have ten minutes to comply.
>>4163485"To die is the greatest adventure. Don't look at it."
>>4163686More than anything in the world
>>4163701>I watch My Little Pony and talk about it on 4chan! I'm totally a mature adult!
>>4163684but it doesn't hurt any lessfixed.
>>4163702>tfw using the mace to knock them into a loop of rebuilding themselves, only to scatter them before they start moving againThe best feel.
>>4163708>$49is that some kind of reg fee? Or do you have cheap as shit classes?
I know, NYPB, but this is too hilarious to not post.>college starts tomorrow morning>start preparing>realize I lost my backpack>see my AK chest rig>remember STALKER costume>and the soviet rucksack I ordered for itThis is the backpack I will be wearing to class at 7:30 AM tomorrow.The lulz will be grand.http://www.soviet-power.com/detail.php?pid=393
>>4163701I think you're too old for 4chan.
>>4163665i enjoy large amounts of horse semen in pictures but the extremely swollen stomach (and chest??why) is too stupid for me.
>>4163710What.
>>4163701>Telling 20-year-olds they aren't mature adults yet>On MLPG>You're on MLPGRelax, gramps, we're on the same level here.
>>4163710Didn't you do this before?
>>4163710I think you're posted that word-for-word before
>>4163485>>4163485Does anyone have that comic of this situation occurring and the last panel is a little girl on a hill with a baseball bat?
>>4163688you that guy who said he was 68?
>>4163710I'm sorry, I'd much rather be one of many mares in a Stallion's harem, all of us enjoying bearing his children obendiently.
>>4163721Fees.
>tfw you finishing a drawing you've been putting off for a week
>>4163685Depends on the state. Went to a different one (all community colleges, mind you) where barely any classes full in week before start of class. In my current one, 95% of classes were full 4 months ahead of time, although of of it was just people grabbing units. Alot of the classes are opening up at the moment due to people punking out of classes they REALLY don't want.
>>4163735yup.
Would anyone object to me streaming?
>>4163697hnnnng
>>4163742Nah, I'm not a fan of minus so I never save it when I see it.
>>4163686When do pregnant mares start to show? Like you can tell they're pregnant?
>>4163726>lulzyou are the kind of person i avoid in real life
>>4163753It's shit
>>4163753Awesome vag!Now can you draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony, pls?
>>4163698>>4163698I would rather we name green and purple pegasus pony
>>4163759I object.
>>4163759Do we ever?
>>4163751>>4163710Why don't any of you want to be the stallion in these things?
>>4163759SAVE US ARTANON
>>4163753I'd like it if it weren't anthro.
>>4163753
>>4163762Well that artist name helped me find it, thanks
>>4163726that is pretty cool, i would get that if shipping wasnt more than the actual item.
>>4163765You get banned for that on somethingawful
>>4163746I'm 54.
>>4163753erase everything and put it off for forever
>>4163791You get banned for anything on somethingawful.
>>4163765WHatever, I've been on 4chan for six years. Using the word 'lulz' to delineate any kind of drama, problem, or other disruption (can be positive as well as negative) is a force of habit.Besides, it could be a good conversation starter.>starting up laptop>"hey anon, that's a cool backpack, what is it?"See?
>>4163794Can you please stop posting these Snarky?Please?
>>4163765I think 'lel' is even dumber than 'lulz.'
>>4163794I tried to be trap earlier> >>4163427
>>4163778Because they're fags.Just ignore them.
>>4163778>wanting to be the stallion>everthe only reason i'm not currently getting gangbang by gigantic cocks in real life is i cant find anyone to do it
>>4163789Remember the STALKER costume I mentioned?It cost $200 in total to put together. 1/4 was shipping from fuckign UKRAINE. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FUCKING BOXES THIS SHIT CAME IN.
>>4163778some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you.some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
>>4163803Sentenal?
>>4163794I'm not gay or anything, but I'd be totally fine if I could spend several hours with my mouth on that cock
>>4163759>>4163774>>4163775>>4163783http://www.livestream.com/artanon
>>4163802Especially when lowtax needs some cash.
>>4163806>Can you please stop posting Snarky?ftfyhe's worse then deaf
>>4163753Her hindleg seem to be longer then her foreleg though my perspective might be wrong.I know you can do better.
>>4163807It's supposed to be ironic.Well, it was at some point.
>>4163753what the fuck does SR mean?also those genitals are incorrect for a horse or human. stop trying to bullshit your way through and use a goddamn reference.
>>4163741It's not word for word, but he has participated in a similar line of greentext before (see http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3592695.html - ctrl f broodmother)Is revisiting old ideas such a bad thing?
>>4163810Check your privilege
>>4163791You can get banned for fucking anything on SA.
>>4163585I WANT A LITTLE PANKO WHAT DOES THAT
>>4163770What are you going to do with all those shetland rarities?
>>4163731>20 years old>maturepick one
>>4163769Go away /ic/, I don't want hurt feelings today.
>>4163806not sure why you don't like traps, but okay, whatever.
>caring about the names of one-shot background characters that will never appear again
>>4163825I never said it was, I just said I thought he posted that before.Relax.
>>4163833No you don't.
>Just find out about what the TWEWY countdown thing wasI....Look I don't usually get hyped, I just force myself to forget and when real news comes up I''m happy and that's all...but I really thought it was a sequel...I really wanted one and now...Jesus Christ can someone post cute ponies please?
>>4163829Die trans scum.
>>4163792Holy shit, I'm 52. I thought I was the only one over 30 here.
>>4163816>I would put my mouth on that cock>But I'm not gay, thoughJust embrace your pansexuality, anonNo sense at all in trying to repress it.
>>4163842But Rolly Poly is in multiple episodes already.DYEWTS?
>>4163837Nobody on MLPG is mature
>>4163846Haha
>>4163850Shit, really?
>>4163815No.And I feel insulted. I've never been called Sentenal before.
>>4163839>not sure why you don't like INSERT ANYTHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MLP HEREtake a fucking guess, genius
>>4163753>Pinkie shits out a burrito.png
>>4163855I'm more mature than you, so nyeah-nyeah
>>4163846Is Pinkie invisible to everyone else?
>>4163851>pansexualityThose are called sick fucks with no filter.
>>4163803i remember years ago when i thought 4chan memes and 4chan speak was funny to use in real life, but then i grew out of it.
>>4163788This comic is awesome and beautiful and inspiring until you know the context.The girl is a magical superhero and she is literally, actually going to bat the meteor back into space. It completely changes the message.Also Minus is a shitty little kid with the powers of a god who ruins people's lives regularly under the pretense of being precocious and charming. Imagine Calvin and Hobbes if Calvin really had all the powers he dreamed about, and also was a sociopath with no regard for human life, and we were still supposed to think he was the good guy.
>>4163824>also those genitals are incorrect for a horse or humansssshhhhh
>>4163846Having an Applejack in your head would only lead to good advice.And eating lots of apples...
>>4163846Shouldn't there be like, another pony to give good advice like the good angel bad devil kind of thing?
>>4163879I never said I do.
We shifting into maximum homodrive tonight?[TakeItBoy]
>>4163845That thread I linked has some awesome greentext in it, there's no way I'm relaxing right now
>>4163868Sorry, your word choice and obfuscation of your points with meaningless distractions, despite the relative brevity of your sentences, reminded me of sentenal.
>>4163791Ah, I remember the thread in which Lowtax made using lulz ban-worthy and then proceeded to ban everyone who used it before his decree, regardless of context.Good times.
>>4163697Thanks art anon! Nice Shetty Rarity!>>4163714>>4163707Alrighty, Nurse Mares are mares whose milk soley used to feed a foal born from another mare. The only time this is really done is with Thoroughbreds/Race horses because of extreme cost and doing every little thing possible to make a better race horse, including "healthier" milk from another mare.Unfortunately, mares rarely give milk outside of post-pregnancy. That doesn't matter though, as this is how Nurse Mares are made anyways. So get a Mare Pregnant, have her pop out a foal, take her away to nurse foal. The original foal is usually killed one week after birth and sent to make glue since not enough real meat.Some foals are lucky though:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K838nTgCFH8Kind of gives you an idea of how many foals are killed for the sake of other race horses.
you wake up in equestriayou are married to your least favorite ponywat do
>>4163876You know those little voices you get in your head. Pinkie is reckless fun and crazy wild ideas >>4163890I was thinking of throwing fluttershy as a major polar opposite.
>>4163855>I'm not mature>everybody is immature like methis is a very immature thought
>>4163890Pinkie's counterpart in this scenario is Pinkamena, she tells you to burn things
>>4163886Don't forget about the incest!
>>4163905>You know those little voices you get in your head....No?
>>4163904Like, least favorite ever or like within the main six?
>>4163907y-you too
>>4163904Wonder how the fuck this happened.Attempt to get out of it, as I must have been really, REALLY drunk.And so must have he.
>>4163904Deal with it and learn to love her anyway.Hopefully she does the same.
>>4163904fuck this shit out of that little stuck up cunt
>>4163846>>I wonder what size her tits are, gotta be at least a C>>STFU Pinkie"Wow, your mother does that all for charity, that's really nice of her. All pro bono?>>Ask her how big her tits are>>That's fucking wretched, stop"As a trial lawyer? Hmmm...">>I bet she has big nipples, the big flat kind that bitches with big jugs have.>>For fucks sake...>>YES FOR FUCKS. GORSH your a weenie anon. I manage this shit with out a pony Homunculus.
>>4163516>>4163520>>4163545>>4163712>Both of you hug each other as tightly as possible and you try to hold in back your tears>You slowly turn your gaze towards the meteor and to your surprise, you see a small rock hurling towards you, hitting you on your head shortly after, knocking you out>You finally regain conscious just to find yourself on a bed in Pinkie's room.>You see Pinkie who has just arrived to see you up and well, and hopped a big distance to your direction and hugged you just as she lands on you>Confused, you ask her about what had happened and where that gigantic meteor disappeared to>Twilight told her that thanks to the planet's very dense atmosphere, it burned out all the extra mass from the meteor>You two then continue to live together, having fun filled adventures for the rest of your days until of course the next meteor comes>HAPPY END
>>4163880I choose not to read your spoiler.
>>4163919>Applejack trying to persuade you to fuck your sister.I really like this.
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/SBFF-now-online-323604209
>on Tumblr>someone reblogs a link>doesn't say what it leads to>curiosity gets the better of me>it's a Livestream>why that wolf looks familiar>...>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANever again.
>>4163904>ApplejackI like my least favorite pony enough.I like all the pones.
>>4163921Oh I guess that's just me...and my mental defiencities then...awkward
>>4163904Fuck her silly, and make her wear a muzzle when I'm not fucking her silly.I'd tell her it's a game.
>>4163894I bet Soarin has great hip rhythm.
>>4163948Post pics of your sister, then.
>>4163941Pinkie really likes the boobies
>>4163878but it's okay though
>>4163921>he doesn't have voices in his head>laughing pones.jpg>>4163919>
>>4163948>Applejack trying to persuade you to fuck her sisterNOW we're talking.
>>4163951>http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/SBFF-now-online-323604209cool
>>4163948>"You know, she IS family and all, I'm sure she's DTFA">"If she's not down to fuck in the first place what makes you think she'd let me put it in her butt?"
>>4163903The whole animal racing industry (I don't care whether it's greyhounds or horses) is pretty damn inhumane.I remember watching a BBC series on some comedians and a racing dog one of them was part owner boating up a river... it was hilarious.Then I later found out that the dog was injured in a race and they opted to have the dog put down. This all happened BEFORE the series aired. The fucking dog was dead before the show even came out!
>>4163966No, the only pictures I have of her are facebook shit and you know how obnoxious girls look in those I mean geez
>>4163764Depends on breed and how fat the mare is. Its hard to tell if a Broodmare or SHetland Pony mare is visibily pregnant until 7-8 months in. A regular Arab mare might show at 4 months. Of course there's testing to find out earlier.Here's a video of a pregnant herd of mares to get an idea:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfOv6y9c4M
>>4163846Yes I do. I would pet her mane.
>>4163904>>4163936This.Trixie rape mite b gud
>>4163941>tfw I don't have voices>it's just me thinking all these thoughts
>>4163995You can't touch tulpas or imaginary friends
>>4163640>sperm pouring into the wombNO. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW. I WANT YOU TO SPEND TWENTY MINUTES RESEARCHING SEX BEFORE YOU DRAW IT EVER AGAIN.
>>4163878Not at all.Bisexuality implies that there's a gender binary, which the anon I was replying to obviously isn't, since he would gladly give fellatio to a biological male who he perceives as transgendered woman.In this case, bisexual is wrong. Ambisexual or pansexual is more appropriate
>>4163921You're kidding right? You never get thoughts like "It'd be a great idea to ____________" even if you know it's terrible?
>>4163999>alone even in your head
>>4163990DO IT FAGGOT
>>4163981That works too. I'd need to contrive some IC reason why Applejack would want her sister to get fucked, but I like it.
>>4163981>while Applebloom is there
>>4164006what this anon says is true. The cum pooling into the vaginal tunnel is the hotest part.
>cartoonlion is going to be at some kind of canadian bronycon that is happening soonwho is going, i need pictures.
>>4163959
>>4163921you don't have a conscience? damn spellcheck
>>4164009>Man, jumping in front of that truck would just be swell>You could die positively painlessly if you fell from this height, you know>Nobody could stop you fast enough if you decided to turn that gun on yourself~I want these thoughts to leaveI'm not even close to suicidal
>>4164009Not in living memory.
>>4163981make her a little older and you've got a deal
>>4164021Isn't there something out there about Applejack having to sell off Applebloom to save the farm? I think it was greentext.
MT, please do more dirty tulpa pones, they're super cute.
>>4164020>I'd need to contrive some IC reason why Applejack would want her sister to get fucked, but I like it.Apple family tradition.
>mfw getting my fucking ass kicked at ando londo by fatboy slim
>>4163880I just spoiled it for myself by reading the first 30 minuses.I don't regret it, and I can still enjoy this comic, pretending the message is the one I wish it was.
>>4164034"If I turned my wheel right now, I'd hit that oncoming semi so hard that I'd not even be aware of it happening">15 minute commute>4 times a day>every single day>for 4 yearsI really don't know why I haven't done it yet. It's getting harder not to
>>4164026>LA>CanadaNice geography, dicks22
>>4164034You have a demon in your head, anon.Purge it, purge it with holy fire.
>>4163992>herd of pregnant ponies>hormones driving them wild>only barely in control of their actions, and slipping fast
>>4163941>greentext>greentext"Dialogue">greentextDoing it very wrong.
is there something wrong with me? i cannot get aroused at all by any CMC porn.
>>4163837>20 years old>Not matureThey can vote, fuck, marry, work, join the army and if they're female they're already past their prime.They're mature enough for me.
>>4164074Well, Louisiana and Canada are both French, right? That's close enough.
>>4164064I hate Minus but I love that comic. Only out of context though.
>>4163981>>4164021>"Honestly, what the hay is takin' you two so long?! Y'all should be goin' at it like a pair 'a rabbits by now!">""Applejack!""
>suddenly, depression anonsNo-show from earlier and even I say "Fuck this shit."Someone tell me when MLPG stops being sticks in the mud.
>>4164085yes, something is wrong with youapparently you're not a pedophile
>>4164080I agree. All greentext is shitty. Just write.
What do you do with your tulpas?
>>4164094>depressed anonswhere?
>>4164094>implying anyone here is acting depressed or talking about depression
>>4164085No, you're just that much closer to being normal.
>>4164009That's called thinking. It's not a small pony telling you to do evil things, it's just you wanting to do terrible things.
>>4164080But all the greentext is inside anon's headThe actual text is things that are being saidI think it's a perfectly acceptable way to write the situation
>>4164009Mostly shit like "How bad would the shit storm be if I just suddenly motorboated my sister-in-laws tits" or "Whats the best way to set the shitty apartments across the road on fire?"
>>4164034>Hey, I wonder if you could get that gun out of that cop's holster before he reacted?>Hey, he's looking at you buddy, just act cool until you get past him>Why are you squirming, he's looking at you all funny>He knows what you're planning, better run!>Run now, he's gonna draw down on you!Why, conscience?
>>4164072It's strange how the little dude you watched running along the side of the highway in your head as a kid, now actively tries to kill you isn't it?
>>4164093> pair 'a rabbitsunf
>tfw people fall back to the incest jokeIs that all there is for you guys? Really? It gets dull the millionth time you hear it, you know.
>>4164086>20 year old female>Past their prime
I like imagining the different versions of the Birds and the Bees that Applebloom and Sweetie would get from their sisters.
>>4164104I tell them they don't exist and to stop using all the toilet paper
>>4164085nothing wrong with thatthe point of porn is to get aroused
>>4164094FUCKING PANCAKES
>>4164104Sex them then bury them deep in mind until I'm ready to sex them some more.
>>4164072>"If I turned the wheel right now, I could probably drive for 3 blocks right on the sidewalk. Dozens of people, I wonder how many could get out of the way?"Fuck off brain, I don't want to be a mass murderer
>>416408620 year old babbies can't even drinkthere's a good reason they can't rent a car for another five years
>>4164124Maybe if you stopped fucking your brother, these jokes wouldn't be here
>>4164125>the CMC VAs are at their peak
>>4164124>jokeit's fucking hot, dudeit's not a joke to me
>>4164094Are you kidding?I'm pretty fucking happy bro
>>4164093>Big Macintosh smacks her in the back of the head
>>4164122oh shit charles get out of my headdddd
>>4164124That's incest for you>mfw the wedding finale brought a wave of incest with Twilight and her big brother>even though he was completely ridiculous, and marrying a different pony
>>4164105Who is that blue hat guy on the left and what's his deal?I don't frequent /co/
>>4164103
>>4164122No, he still jumps on power lines like he always did
>>4164124
>>4164150>because he wants Applebloom first
>>4164072Holy shit,this.
>>4164009>>4164034>>4164072It's called the Imp of the Perverse.It's the source of the fear you have that you'll throw yourself off a cliff when you're standing near it.Not that you'll trip and fall. That you'll suddenly be seized with the inexplicable urge to hurl yourself off, and you will.Edgar Allan Poe wrote a story about it. A study was done about a woman who was so deathly afraid of stripping down naked and sitting in front of her open window that whenever her husband left for work she became nearly paralyzed with fear.It's the reason you should be afraid.
>>4164162/co/'s self-insert OC.
>>4164148A2M is kinda sexy but I like finishing inside. This was thoroughly disappointing, especially because I like cyanest pone.
>>4164094>SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING PANCAKES ALREADY
>voices in the headYou people are pretty weird.
>>4164162/co/ embodied
>>4164148I remember the first time I won that race, I was stoked. Right up until Rainbow Dash was essentially raped by the PC.
I heard CMC.They're too adorable to ignore.
>>4164176glotur glam plspls
>>4164120am I really the only one who thinks about taking a cop's gun?`
>>4164021>>4164093>>4164150Teen Applebloom time already?!
>>4164125They are Anon. I'm sorry, but you have to accept it. Their tits and body peak as mid to late teens, and they still have the youthful look to them. Past that it's just decay.
>>4164187Holy shit that snowman is magnificent.
>>4164176I think you meant to say "L'appel du vide"; the appeal of the void
I had asked for classical instrument music and some anon linked some old yawn stuff, I meant newer music, maybe, you know, pony related. thanks though
>>4164009Sometimes, i think about how cool it would be to shoot scherzo
>>4164197finally someone gets it
>>4164187
>>4164195No. I'm pretty sure if I tried it I'd fumble the gun
>>4164197No, I don't want romance.I just want an Applejack who wants to see her sister get fucked, an anon who's hesitant to fuck a kid and an Applebloom who isn't sure what to think about the whole situation.
>>4164184>>4164177>>4164162/co/nradGee, we're very /mlp/ tonight
>>4164215city mouse~
>>4163989Well Thoroughbreds/Races horses die almost every day at each race track when they're open.Forgot which fictional TV series it was (maybe "Lucky"?) got into tons of shit because horses died during production. Any horse personal will tell you that's completely normal, but will argue night and day over if its ethical or not.In the end through, Thoroughbreds themselves love racing, just not necessarily any other part of their lives when they're not on the dirt.
>>4164195No, I think about it every time I see one.Especially the fat female ones.
>>4164181DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?
>>4164215>>4164236i got itjust didn't care about it
>erotic gravity falls fanfictiongoddammit, i knew it existed but when i was linked to a whole website dedicated to it i was amazed at how much there was.
>>4164231>Two people say who it is>Gee we're /mlp/ tonightAnon please, that really hurt.
>>4164240kaos is best race
>>4164126Birds, bees, flowers, trees. I was thinking of a cool episode where these things disappeared
Applebloom tulpas would be useless.
>>4164187>They each try to run in a different direction.>End up dazed in a pile together.
>>4164085>horse children don't make my dick hardno, that just means you're normal.
>>4164239I know, right? Sometimes they look distracted, and all I can think is "man, no way they notice until I've put a round or two in their chest!"
>>4164211Nope. The appeal of the void is, at best, a sub-type of the Imp of the Perverse specific to cliffs, while the Imp alone can refer to all kinds of unfettered urges. The appeal of the void is also the actual urge, while the Imp is more the threat or fear of the urge, rarely if ever realized.
>>4164243good for you
>>4164239>>4164228>>4164195You can't. They have a press-to-unlock button that's pretty difficult to get to if you aren't in the pants attached to it.
You know what this thread needs? Autism
>>4164248I'd hit it.
>>4164244It's kinda funny how we do a lot of the same stuff it just seems a lot less creepy since they're ponies not humans.
>>4164245I'm sorry.
>>4164266I know, it's just a thought.I've heard it's pretty simple to rip the holster from the belt, though.
>>4164215A broken clock is on time twice a day.
>>4164248>mini applebloom tulpa Took me a second to figure out the dialogue but cute
>>4164110>>4164255Check your privilege, neurotypicals.
>>4164282Not if it just runs really slow
>>4164263thank you
>>4164248She wants to be a real tupla so badly
>>4164246too bad their codex is terrible, even with the changes in 6thThey're held back by Jervis' insistence on stupid random effects
>>4164187Did Jessy draw that?
>>4164267lol at those other tabs... "local stables" "horse tranquilizer"
>>4164187That Sweetie is 2cute4me.
What kind of faggot would want to marry Applejack, anyway?
>>4164293Then it isn't broken.Change the fucking battery for gods sake.
>>4164301Aren't they getting a new one? I mean, with cultists in the starter I imagine they're getting an update.
>>4164248My sister would be on the fucking floor if she tired to lay like that on me.
What's your favorite band/artist MLPG?
>>4164248CAN YOU FUCK A TULPA?Maybe then they'd leave you alone.
>>4164236sooner or later we're going to have to fuck her
Alrighty you horse fuckers, this is a test to see if you really want to fuck horses or not.See this pics? Its a Minature Shetland Pony foal in a costume.Do you:1. Fuck it?2. Hug it?3. Kick it?
>>4164329Well yeah, her stomach would probably reach down that far.
>>4164275>We are just as bad as they are.>We just can just accept and then attempt to deny it to outsiders better.
>>4164334All the guides say fucking a tulpa is terrible because then they'll want to fuck you 24/7 because they feed off of emotion and sex is strong emotion.all the guides are /x/-grade bullshit.
>>4164329Because you'd be fucking her, right?
>>4164006But that is the whole point anon. You can't really do something like that IRL, but it looks damn good in fantasy.
Oh boy, love for the CMC is coming back.I get to post cute pictures again.
>>4164347hug it
>>4164308No.
>>4164320What are you a Horologist?
>>4164329you are a bad sibling.>>4164334And no. You can't
I'd fuck it
>>4164366Well why can't we fuckin try?It's gotta have a hole somewhere
>>4164329>tfw no siblingsI think it's a good feel.
>>4164370Storyofmylife
>>4164334People say that its a bad idea, they get addicted to it and rape you until you're exhausted.It sounds like bullshit to me, like a lot of things about tulpas.But god damn if it isn't an enticing thought.Fucking fetishes, making me seriously want to break my mind and spend all my free time engaging in 100% imaginary sex
>>4164370Just in general. Ya know?
>>4164347TRICK QUESTION1 means you're a zoophile2 means you're a brony3 means you're a fluffyI take the other option ride that fucker around the field
>>4164359Enjoy it before S3 gives them their cutiemarks and nobody gives a shit anymore
>>4164370I'd only cuddle it.
>>4164375>MLP General: It's gotta have a hole somewhere.
>>4163981>Appleblooms been feelin' a might constipated lately. Ah' think it would do her good if you finger-fucker her butt for a while. Stretch out her cute little asshole so she ain't always gettin' bunged up.god damn it applejack.
>>4164330Pixies
>>4164359>Sweetie's facestill makes me laugh
>>4164301Chaos dreads will still be shit compared to loyal dreads, let alone puppy dreads. Unless they come out with a fine cast kit, they won't get touched.
>>4164318I would.I can't imagine a pony in Equestria that would want to be continually pregnant more than her. After all, she has to leave the farm in capable hands, right?I'd knock her up again and again and again and we'd be a pair of rabbits doing nothing but breeding and rutting and fucking night after night
>>4164385wakka pls go
>>4164389Even then they're still adorable.
>>4164347Hug it!I need an actual size reference to know how big it actually is. I don't want to hurt it by fucking it if the poor pony is too small.
>>4164344Don't worry, we will get our chance.After marriage.
>>4164406>WakkaGod damn I forgot how much I hate that faggot.
>>4164382Sometimes the thought that I could spend a nice, stress-free life in a padded cell with three meals a day while fucking an imaginary construct 24/7 doesn't seem so bad
>>4164326They're getting one in September or OctoberAlso holy goddamn I cannot get over how fucking awesome those Chosen look
so they found mermaid creatures?
>>4164395Just finger-fuck? I want farts.
>>4164382Tulpas in general are bullshit, but sex with one is PARTICULARLY so because even most guides tell you you can't engage in any physical interaction with one.that said, yes it is a very nice idea
>>4164417aah, man, wadda ya doin', Tidus?
>>4164330Right now its Squirrel Nut Zippers, but it will probably be something different next week.
>>4164412oh come on! that's just cruel!
>>4164330Smashing Pumpkins
>>4164395>mixing anal with scat fetishismYou are truly worse than fucking hitler. Please fucking leave.
>>4163142>rapeAfter all, shes an alright pone...>even moar rape
>>4164431mah nigga!
>>4164330ELOcome at me
would you be a pony's personal jesus
>>4164366No, it's fucking weird to have a different sex sibling that close to you, let alone lying on you. I'm a Midwestern American goddamnit, we have standards.
More CMC because cute.
>>4164365>Had to Google that.What? No...Who has time for that?
>nobody but soashamedpony will ever write fappable foodscat
>>4164453>Polish AmbassadorMah nigga
>>4164458>Midwestnot when you're all methed up out of your minds.
>>4164458>forgot Don't'cha know?You lie.
Alrighty. Horse Fucker test #2.This is a Shire Horse. Largest Horse breed in the world and this is currently the largest in the U.S.A.Do you:1. Fuck it? (pretend its a mare)2. Hug it?3. Kick it?
>>4164450YOUR OPINION MAKES ME FEEL indifferent. I used to be big into ELO, but now less so. I still like their better stuff. Time is a great concept album that didn't get the attention it deserved.
>>4164461moer
>>4164461I will join you
I know it was you.
>>4164419ikr
>>4164456Are you there god? It's me, Lyra....
streams all over but i forgot i drew thisnot that its especially important
>>4164469>Nobody will ever write fappable futa watersports>Or humanized foot worship
>>4164330La Hooveshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0ZMiJRo10
>>4164482I choose D. Feed it an apple.
>>4164475seriously? I've literally never met another fan that wasn't made a fan through me.Pretty cool!
>>4164482assuming "4. be fucked by it" is not an option, I guess I'd just hug him.
>>4164449Ghost of Stephen Foster is a great song, gotta love that frantic energy, and the music video is cool as hell, but my favorite song right now is Evening at Lafitte's.Those female vocals, my god.The show needs a pony with that voice. Instant maximum waifu
>>4164482I maintain a respectful distance.
>>4164482What, I can't let it fuck me?
>>4164450TWIIIIILIIIIIIGHT~
Still more.
>>4164482Jesus Christ I nearly got trampled by two of those fucking monsters when walking to college at night(In my backwards country police officers sometimes ride horses through the streets.>Hug it
>>4164507She is asking for it.
>>4164490I would that orange filly and also that yellow filly and probably the white filly although it doesn't do much for me at the moment (I like eyes)
>>4164490
>>4164441I always wondered why no one mentioned pushing in the poo when they write anal, always struck me as weirdI think it's hot, Rarity likes the feel of her fudge packed
>>4164482I wonder if she could take the knot
>>4164387>>4164411At that size, it would come up to just above an Ankle at a persons 5'8" size.
>>4164461What are scoots and AB's cutie marks supposed to be?
>>4164482Would maybe settle for neck-pats.
>>4164533>the knotdogfucker pls go.
>>4164330PM5k
TIME FOR BEDCOLLEGEOH SHIT
>>4164502Yeah man, it's some good stuff.Portal Hopping popped up on my Pandora one day and I just went to his youtube channel and listened to virtually everything. I like well over half what he's done so far.It's also really fun to play Tribes to his music.
>>4164497Mangneto are you a priest?
>>4164482>pretend its a marehahahaahahahaha i'd only fuck it if it was a stallionand by "fuck it" i mean i'd ride it until i got an ass full of stallion cum
>>4164482Seeing as its cock would probably tear a hole through my intestines and come out my mouth, I think I'll just hug it.Such things are sadly only for the realm of fantasy
>>4164532I think scat is the only fetish that is disliked by everyone in MLPG except for EAPlease don't
>>4164330Tom Waits/Dropkick Murphys
I;d fuck it too, really.I'd stick my penis in the vagina of that underage horse.
>>4164508My favorite song right now is Hell.I agree on the vocals. Unf.
>>4164545calm downcollege is very importantyou need to be well rested for your first day
>>4164540AB's is an apple blossom.scoots' is like some weird "artistic" interpretation of the term "ball lightning" by someone who's never seen ball lightning, I imagine.
>>4164540Well, scoots looks like a tire and lightning bolt. Can only assume something with the scooter.Applebloom's is...an apple bloom.
Someone post that tex anon playing plane with scootaloo picture.
>>4164545goodnight
>>4164566Apple Bloom's is an applebloom? How droll.
>>4164497Please let that be a priest about to hurt Spike's little virgin dragon cloacae
>>4164482looks to be perfect height for oral, would lavishI would hug it before and after though, what kind of monster wouldn't
CMC would drive you insane if they were tulpas.Scootaloo would make constant car and screechy noises.Sweetie would be humming all the time.And Applebloom wants you never to go to the doctor
>>4164578>cloacacan we be Gilda now?
>>4164566>Appleblooms talent is ensuring large crops, be it tree, or pony.>She becomes the Octo Mare.
>>4164563I thought it was just a wheel with a lightning bolt.
Go to bed, your education is very important
>>4164574Aspirant wrote a green text that was kind of like this. At least the first half.
>>4164576Really wish this wasn't so out there in design.It would probably be my most fapped-to picture if it were more tame.
>>4164587I don't give a shit about your tulpa stuff but those ponies are ridiculously cute.
>>4164538>Fleshlight pony.I don't know if it'll even fit.
>>4164577>>4164566>>4164563Doesn't look like an apple bloom to me. I looked it up before asking. I guess the artist doesn't know what they look like.
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP!
>>4164587Eh, could be worse. At least it's not snips and snails tulpas
>>4164547Haha, that's the same way I found him. 'Cept my introduction song was "360 Degree View Of The Phantasmal". Can't wait to see him when he swings up to Pittsburgh in October
>>4164604You don't have to anon. It's just ponies.
>>4164609whoops
>>4164587>a tiny Sweetie Belle singing songs on my shoulderI WANT ONE
>>4164590let's do it.
>>4164604>he does't have at least 7 chalupas
>>4164611No she doesn't, go back to bed.
>>4164587Let's get recursive in here. Anon in Anon's head speaking to Anon around a round table, discussing the next course of action.It devolves into a fist fight.
>>4164596this one?
>>4164622>anon tulpayessssssss
>>4164618>Fingerimg Rarity like thatFucking unf
>>4164618Whoah, unfHadn't seen that before
>>4164598>>4164598>I better make sure people know she has rainbows and shit.>I better pierce that a whole lot, make that shit a rainbow.>Oh shit, how about a goddamn arrow, right towards the candyvag that I inserted a bag of skittles into before I covered it in the color layer.>OH SHIT. I almost forgot those fucking leather sleeve things!
>>4164622I don't know what that means...
>>4164590Gilda doesn't have a cloaca, dumbass. her lower half is lion.
Horse Fucker Test #3This is a Gypsy Vanner (or Irish Cob in Europe), a light (or regular) draft horse bred by Gypsies in Ireland, and know for its incredibly long and luxuries manes, tails, and horse feathers.Do you:1. Fuck it (pretend its a mare)?2. Brush it? (Leafblower counts)3. Kick it?4. Be fucked by it?
>>4164596I piggybacked off someone else's idea. And it was mostly on a bike.And I'm sorry for that second half, I wish I hadn't written it.
>>4164629> yfw when Aspirant's SweatyRarity and Scotaloo greentext then thousand times better than sex scene from lunaquest.so pathetic
>>41646434 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
>>4164644start using your namethis is getting really tedious
>>4164611>Princes Cadence has been kidnapped by ninjas!>Are you a bad enough stallion to save the princess?
>>4164643Gypsy Vanner is the prettiest horse.I would anything it
>>4164643brushie brushie.
>>4164641Inside of Anon's head are all the facets of his mind, represented by other Anons. They sit around a round table and discuss the next course of action.Since they can't agree on anything, it devolves into a fistfight.
>>41646435. Avoid it. Horses are dangerous and unhygenic.
>>4164643This is stupid and you should feel stupid.
>>4164643Sell it. I can't keep the damn thing in my condo and horses are worth quite a bit of money. Right?
>>41646431 even if it isnt a mare4 definitelyis there a blowjob option or is that sort of implied with #4
>>4164658>Scootaloo greentextWas this that one about orphanloo repaying your kindness with sex?
>>4164663>Implying Cadence wouldn't be rescuing Shining Armor who was kidnapped by surfer ninjas
>>4164643BRUSHdem fucking fetlocks
>>41646432, 4>Lookit them cute balls
>>4164643>That well defined ass.I thought horses didn't have buttocks in that sense...
>>4164662Why? Names only bring attention and anons don't like that.
>>4164658Yeah, because it wasn't 3am when I wrote those two things.Given, that was kind of my fault.>>4164662Fine, fine.
>>4164682yesi came buckets
We need more Scootaloo.
>>4164686>"Noooooo, they were my bros!!"
>>4164686But wouldn't he rather be rescued by...well...you know.[1]
>>4164658Were you the one bitching about her not having a hymen?
>>4164697I'll try to write proper review later today in the quest thread and give some suggestions to the next session.
>>4164702I liked how she wasn't really into it and it was basically financial dominance/her whoring herself out to you/rape
>>4164705No one ever needs more Scootaloo
T-TWILY!
>>4164710He was probably the fucker who keep bringing up the cook book.
>>4164705Scootalina es el mejor poni!
>>4164682>>4164714I don't remember this, but it sounds like something I would like.Post a cap?
>>4164714this needs to be posted now>>4164715there has never been a time in my life when I have not needed more scootaloo
>>4164691welcome to zoophilia enjoy your stayps a lot of horses have legit nice asses it is one of the reasons i started fantasizing about fucking them
>>4164714Well, that was the point, she just discovered the sex and its possible endless wonder> tfw aspirant won't write anything like that anymore
>>4164716
>>4164702>>4164714Please post it?
>>4164735One time I had about 80 Desktop Scootaloos running around and my computer crashed.I did not need more Scootaloos.
>>4164715>implying I could ever get enough Scootaloo
>>4164729It's the one where she has a moped, IIRC. It's mostly nonsexual feels, but then we find she's homeless and drive her on her scooter to a motel and rent a room for her. She "repays" the favor and is gone the next morning, with our wallet, IIRC.
>>4164726SCOOTALINA
>>4164713Cool. I'd say I'm looking forward to it, but I have a feeling it won't be so forgiving based on how that session went.>>4164740It was weird, man. Just....weird.
>>4164738speaking of zoophilia, where do you guys get horse porn torrents? i used zoophiletrackers but it seems to be shut down now.i dont know where else to go
>>4164726>Francisa
a Scootaloo is fine too.
>>4164705What's the rubbery thing?Is she pulling out my intestines?
>>4164740more like ASPIE RANT am I right ? XD
>>4164735>>4164729see>>4164629part1
>>4164726Scootaline es muy bonita
>>4164754I would if I had it.It may not have been capped, someone may need to go archive searchan.
>>4164757This is one of my favorite pictures.
>>4164769Na they're talking about a different one.
>>4164758Oh, right.It was nice.Not really fetishy, but obviously not the point.
>>4164760No, it won't. I'll try to be objective in review, of course, but later I'll state my own opinion as well and it definitely will be quite biased and harsh.
>>4164761>zoophiletrackers is gone>beast is no longer allowed on motherlessI'm going to get very upset very shortly, and not one of you is going to like it.
>>4164761i usually just end up hanging around 7chan's beastiality board and seeing what they have thereim kind of new to this whole "wanting to fuck irl horses" kind of thing
>>4164769They're talking about the one Metals did.
>>4164760>MLPG will never allow you to live it down
>>4164778Thanks, I now have a big wing fetish
I'mma hankerin' for a wankerin'Do me a favor and post/link to your favorite pornographic pony picture, yeah?
>>4164791That's it. Sorry for getting the two of you confused.
>>4164757she's so tiny and sexy and small and fuckable and cute and slutty
Horse Fucker Test #4 (only one more after this)This is an Arabian (regular horse) Mare dyed with American Flag on its side.Do you:1. Fuck it?2. Hug it?3. Kick it?4. Light it on fire?
>>4164760No, it was awesome.There must be version with Applebloom or Sweetie.
>>4164778me tooshe looks so happy
>>4164793>>4164791>posting through a proxy so nobody suspects that you're dropping trip
>>4164757this is like the fourth or fifth time I've seen that picture today
>>4164787Eh, bound to happen. Not much of a writer and these things are beginning to wear on me.
>>4164809ive alwatys whatnted to fuck a liing amreican flag
>>41648095. Get you to stop posting your fucking horse spam pictures which are just as shitty now as they were before you started pretending they were MLPG related
>>4164778Man, people have left Faust so far in the dust. There wasn't an out cry of cis scum death threats when Lauren said Scoots was a cripple.How much weight does Faust canon hold with you personal?
>>4164809She's actually really pretty.
>>41648095. Get drunk and shoot handheld fireworks while riding
>>4164757>Taking Scootaloo to the vet never made your blood boil more when the vet said that to her.>You knocked him out when he went to check her temperature.
>>4164809All four simultaneously.
>>4164809911. Fly a plane into it
>>4164818Stop being self-defeatist right this instant, young man.
>>4164809>the horse later died of blood poisoningLIEK IF U CRAI EVERY TIEM ;_;7
>>4164804Happens. It's in the feelworks thing here for those looking for it.https://dl.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/sa4QD5QtH2/Teens/Scootaloo/Teen%20Scootaloo%201%20Unabridged.png
>>41648095. clap at it.
>>4164791No, Metals didn't have any sex in that one?It was pretty disappointing regardless, IIRC
>>4164797I'll do you one betterHave an erotic greentext readinghttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/Spa%20Shenanigans.mp3
>>4164817because it's fucking adorableand still needs a proper inking/coloring
>>4164809when are you going to learni will fuck just about any horse you let me fucki will let just about any horse fuck methis is not complicated i know im all kinds of fucked up and im past the point of caring
i made a 9/11 joke and all of my casual friends laughed at itdemoterroists:1republapatriots: zero
>>4164797enjoy
>>4164845I recommended it to Slowmo when he was taking requests, so here's hoping.
>>4164840Nuoh, you'll scare her
>>4164844>the music>the accent10/10
>>4164839>The feelworks.Such a useful little thing.The dude who is making that thing is a saint.
>>4164850Not laughing at it means the terrorists won, actually
For the betterment of the Archive search engine:Exactly when did moot call upon a redesign of the HTML, creating /html/ as a test board?
>>4164843Metals had orphanloo with a scooter. She tries to have sex with anon, but he turns her down because he's a nice guy. Unless someone did the same thing but inserted sex, I'm pretty sure that's the one they're looking for.
>>4164797
>>4164858thanks. I'm glad you like it
>>4164858Is that up and running?Link if it is please
>>4164826None, it has always been clear her canon was disliked by everyone else on staff. Without her, it will all be thrown out the window.
>>4164794Big wings are glorious and beautiful.
>>4164863About ten million years ago. He had a big sign up for weeks saying "Hey we've got new HTML and it's way better now!"
goodnight.i leave you with best butt.
>>4164868I don't think she was an orphan in that story. wasn't it hinted at the end that she'd had some sort of falling-out with her parents, and that Anon had inspired her to go patch things up?
>>4164879that penis looks weird
Keeping versed and on my feet
>>4164879>Leaving this earlywhat
>>4164872https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAH
>>4164868>Your mother will never mother hen you that much.
>>4164839>https://dl.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/sa4QD5QtH2/Teens/Scootaloo/Teen%20Scootaloo%201%20Unabridg>ed.png404
>>4164844...foreverpandering?
>>4164809that does make her extra sexy
>>4164878Any sort of ballpark estimate as to when?
>>4164893works fine for me
>>4164893Copy paste it.
>>4164826The show would have been much better if they'd stayed with Faust canon.
>>4164881I could see it being either way now that you mention it. Says she doesn't need people looking after her, anon says "Don't need, or don't have?"Regardless, that's the one I thought of based on what they were saying. I hope it was the right one.
>>4164890>Apple will never finish this.
>>4164890Its late and this has gotten me slightly aroused
>>4164844>it will never be read in full
>>4164879one year agoit was saidthatat least mlpg does facebook status their threads like the /b/read doesi'm annoyed
>>4164914Nor will he ever finish femrover or that comic
>>4164914>It will never become the biggest fetish on the internet>there will never be hundreds of pics as good as that being churned out daily>There will never be ten fappable fapfics based on this idea published every day
>>4164874Man, Renzetti was wrong to veto sea ponies though.
>>4164903>>4164905I did. i fixed the link manually. Still 404 for me.Can someone upload it?
What will you do when My Little Pony is erased from your memory banks and all terrestrial references to its former existence are wiped clean?
>>4164932
>>4164877>>4164877Mah nigger.
>>4164948wonder where two years went
>>4164926I don't know who the fuck said that because we used to be as circlejerky as /b/readWe just talked about the show while doing it
>>4164947
>>4164912>"I was in a bad way, but I fooled myself into thinking that it was what I wanted.">"And I'm going to go try and make a few things right."seemed like teen rebellion to me from that line
>>4164663>Woah Jake, is this Celestia dude for real? >Will she give you a totally radical job?>Yup, she thinks I have gnarly potential.>And I think she's, like, totally decent. >*Later*>Woah, we're totally being attacked!>Who were those dweebs?>Shining, they're like, stealing me or something. And so began Shi and Twily's Excellent Adventure!
>>4164968All three
>>4164968ya beefed it
>>4164958We may have been circle jerky but I don't think we were at the point where namefags literally announced their departure from the thread daily.
Would you guys cringe at reading Ponyville's main street being described as "Mane Street"?
>>4164854I can't help but like this
>>4164968Go to bed already you got college in the morning and these suck.
>>4164979goodnight MLPG
>>4164986In the show?I'd cringe in a good way.It just feels like reaching in fanfics or something
>>4164986>crickets
>>4164968Hug it
>>4164979>One namefag does it once>namefags literally announce their departure from the thread daily
>>4164912Have you ever done Gilda feels Aspirant? I've been craving some for like a week.
>>4164979Of course it's only going to get worse.Complaining about it will only hasten the process.Like Death and Taxes.Just shut up and pony, anon.
>>4164952I remember back in the day when I used to troll that guy senseless. I made him cry all the time.
>>4164986I thought it was Stirrup Street
>>4164826>They never let Scootaloo fly.>They finally have an episode about why.>They do put her out as a cripple, it's done well and is heartfelt, the scene where she confronts CT and SS for teasing her hits home for many, it cements the CMC as best friends for life.>Purple Tinker and Yamino try to get the show taken down for making fun of the disabled.>Not the episode, the whole damn thing.
>>4165006Anonymous does this literally every night3 of them
>>4164142In the United States of CommuFAGia. In the real world they can drink and rent a car from 18.
>>4164995>It just feels like reaching in fanfics or somethingoh boy i can't wait for this accusation to be leveled against every single part of every single episode of season 3 that someone doesn't like
>>4163819>>4163819Any luck with my Celestia request?
>>4165021That's been going on forever.
>>4165013I had a dream that I hung out with Kimmo.He was actually a pretty rad dude. In the dream. I wonder if he'll ever bring anontalk back.
>>4165021
(Fuck, forgot the image, sorry guys)Horse Fucker Test #5 (Final Test)This is an Earth Pony. Notable for affinity in agricultural and laborious activities. Cannot use magic or fly.Do you:1. Fuck it?2. Hug it?3. Kick it?
>>4164958I honestly think I prefer that to the alternativeit beats ironic shitposting, in moderation
>>416504411111111
>>4165024Isn't the drinking age 16 in germany and sweden?
>>4165044Hug it, I guess. I'm not into ponies, just the show.
>>4165021Report, hide and move on. The mods will pay attention eventually. Right? ;_;
>>4165043>>4165029But it's okay because it's Anonymous and totally not circlejerky at all.It's not like we call them GoodnightAnon or anything right.
>>41650442, 1, then 2 again, as always
>>41650442
>>4165019I would hunt her down.
>>4165049The fuck is this on tumblr for?!
>>4165049link?
>>4165008No, I haven't.
>>41650441, 2, and 4.4 being lawfully wed. I'm a lost cause.
>>4165058>ouiI forgot I had control over what other people post.Truly these are phenomenal cosmic powers.
Would you take Scootaloo to the movies?Would you buy her popcorn and soda? Even if she wants to share one big one?Would you let her choose seats way in the back and scoot close to you when you sit down?Would you let her cling to your arm through the whole movie, gripping especially hard during the intense scenes?Would you wake her up as she leans on you and falls asleep in the back of your parent's car on the way home?Would you let her give you a sleepy goodbye kiss on the cheek as she promises to see you tomorrow?
>>4165058I think you're taking this too seriously
>>4165075I'd give her the dick
>>4165044Hug her, [fuck her], hug her, [fuck her].
>>4165043THAT DEFENSE DOESN'T APPLY WHENEVER THE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES YOU FUCKING MORONI MEANYOU COULD SAYFOR EXAMPLE"WHY FREAK OUT OVER PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES" BUT WHENEVER X HAPPENSAND A PERSON COMPLAINS ABOUT XYOU CAN'T SAY TO THE PERSON "lol chil out bro only person talking about x is you dog"SO FUCKINGSTOPITPANCAKES IS AS FALLACIOUS A DEFENSE AS ">stop having fun"
>>4165058What's the big deal? It's not inconveniencing me.
>>416505316 for beer and wine and 18 for spirits in Germany. 18 for all in Sweden.
>>4165044222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>4165044Does pony like being kicked?
>>4165052>>4165052>>4165052>>4165052>>4165052>>4165052>>4165052AAAAAAAAAAH I KNEW I FUCKIN' SEEN IT BEFORE
>>4165025Oh, I wrote that poorly.I meant that when used in fanfics, the standard issue horse puns, like "mane street" are just weak.Put a little effort in, puns can be almost good if you aren't expecting them, but some of them are starting to become "necessary", and almost all of them weren't funny to begin with.I don't like it.I don't mind when the show does it though, they usually work pretty well.
>>4165075This doesn't sound like Scootaloo at all.Where's the youthful spunk and vigor?
>>4165101Well whadya know.Although I'm not really a fan of the fuzzy fur or creepy eyes.
>>4165044she does look so very huggable
>>4165101>her expression is completely ruinedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4165090>THAT DEFENSE DOESN'T APPLY WHENEVER THE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES YOU FUCKING MORONOne fucking person talked about pancakes shitfuck and it is not a nation-wide conspiracy to become My Little Pancake discussion.
>>4165019That won't sell toys. Princess Skyla will teach her to fly with the Crystal Flutter Ponies. Fuck life lessons applicable to children. I remember that Arthur's friend Buster from the Arthur parents were divorced and it blew my 10 year-old mind. The dude was me, I related. That shit wouldn't fly now.
>>4165116>Where's the spunk Do you really have to ask?
>>4165104Fillydelphia is okay, but Mane Street isn't?PONY VILLE is okay, but Mane Street isn't?I think you have a bit of preconceived bias there, anon. If, in episode 6, they had used "Mane Street", I'm positive you wouldn't have a problem with it.
>>4165133hahawhat a fucking whore
>>4165139Ponyville is a pun?
>>4165139The show never uses puns though.
>horsetown
>>4165146No, but it's certainly not a name with any "effort" put into it.
>>4165101her toothy grin is gone...
>>4165044The other horses you posted don't talk or have interpersonal thoughts. Your exercise was retarded.
>>4165148>The show never uses punsuh
>>4165132Let me live in my delusion...
>>4165168Just because they don't speak a language humans can understand doesn't mean they don't communicate.And how the fuck do you know they don't have interpersonal thoughts?
>>4165169I think he was just being silly
>>4165019did anyone ever tell faust that pt was the one who helped the whole "derpy is ableist" thing
>>4165075>seats way in the back>not sucking my cock
>>4165202Why bother?
Who's a silly pony?
>>4165211>teen CMCs>sit in the back>receive BJWhich one MLPG?
>>4165169I think he worded it poorly. let's say: the show never actually was rich for retarded and dumb, primitive horse puns unlike >fanfiction
To avoid offending anyone at any time, the only way to post on these threads is to be detached about everything going on. So that's what i'll do. I simply won't care. If an anon or tripfag is having a bad day, I won't respond with anything other than a pony picture. I won't participate with any popular topics, pony or otherwise because someone might get offended at my opinions.
>i will just jack off first then i will be able to concentrate better on reading through this art book>3 jack offs later and 5 games of LoL and i am only on page 17 of 192>and wasted most of the nighti need to come up with a better study method
>>4165226What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I topped a recent Nationals tournament, and I’ve been involved in numerous World Tourneys, with over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in deck-stacking and am the best Hero Beat duelist in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another 2-0 match. I will wipe you the fuck out with top-decking the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am hosting a lobby on DuelingNetwork with your name on it, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little deck you got off the internet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can Fusion Summon anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Neos Alius. Not only am I extensively trained in set 5 and summon Rai-Oh, but I have access to every searcher in the game and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re entering Scoop phase, you goddamn idiot. I will set backrow all over you and you will drown in it. GG No re, kiddo.
>>4165223consideration
>>4165238is he ok?
>>4165226Pinkie is a very silly pony.Who is?You is!Pinkie Pie!
>>4165233All of them.
>>4165019>Purple Tinker and Yamino try to get the show taken down for making fun of the disabled.>Not the episode, the whole damn thing.I don't even give a fuck, I'd go out and kill both of them. Not because they took the show down, but because they exist.
>>4165211I left out the clumsy handjob
>>4165233Sweetie BelleHell she'd be the one offering
>>4165226
>>4165233I want a Scootajob while I fondle Apple Bloom and stroke Sweetie's fluffy hair.
fillies are not for sex
>>4165234Again, I don't see how "Fillydelphia" and "Manehatten" aren't dumb primitive horse puns yet "mane street" is.
>>4165238i dont even like playing LoL anymore, after every game i am angry at my team. i am only playing it since i am banned from gw2 for another day
>>4165275>he doesn't want a Scootajob
>>4165139That's exactly what I said.Sorry, I appear to be having trouble writing clearly.There's a difference between an episode of My Little Pony, and piece of writing.Using "Mane Street" isn't some terrible sin against literature, but its boring and uninspired, and in my opinion adds nothing to a piece of writing other than a nod to the readers saying "I'm one of you, like my story"Whereas the show is a cartoon aimed at 8 year old children. If there is an opportunity for a small piece of almost humor that the target audience will get, use it. They aren't going to be tired of it, even if it isn't the first time they've seen it.Using things like that is, to me, part of the show's charm. It is a show for children. A good show for children that I enjoy far more than I really should, but it is all the same. The show uses it as "Hah, that street has a name that is a horse thing", and I enjoy that.I do think that "Mane Street" would be a weak pun for the show to use, but would consider it acceptable, and it wouldn't detract from the show.Maybe I'm just being unnecessarily harsh towards fanfiction of a childrens TV show about ponies.
>>4165236>to be detached.Exactly.Detach yourself from what people think about your opinions.Because it doesn't matter.
>>4165211>>4165233>sucking dick>not sitting in your lap and fucking surreptitiously>not lying to her parents and going to a motel for the night instead
>>4165275not fillies are not for sex
>>4165275I agree. They're for belly rubbing and putting on your head like they're fancy hats.
Which CMC would be best at the following?BlowjobHandjobRimjob
>>4165234I worded it just fine. I was being stupid. Of course the show uses puns.
>>4165233Scoots, duh.Though I think Sweetie Belle would be an easy date-rape BJ.Applebloom doesn't do ANYTHING until the third date.
>>4165282I want one while Applebloom talks real dirty
>>4165283just let it go brobe chill
>>4165275that's why I age them up a bit first
>>4165236
>>4165289>going to a motel with a 13-15 year oldWhoa whoa whoa, back the fuck upwe ain't no pedophiles
>>4165283>Maybe I'm just being unnecessarily harsh towards fanfiction of a childrens TV show about ponies.That's possible around here?
>>4165297ApplebloomSweetie BelleScootaloo
>>4165289Oh boy. Am I three years older than her and creepy-controlling?Is she uncomfortable around me but afraid to leave me?
>>4165297i read the last one as "rhinojob"
>>4165297>blowjob scoots>handjobscoots>rimmingscoots
>>4165236Oh godAre you me?
Aspirant, if I remember correctly, you promised to rewrite the Lunasex part from the quest later, add some hymen penetration and feels. Any luck?
http://www.livestream.com/artanonstreaming, yadda, etc.
>>4165301I'm chill, just bored.I haven't had an extended discussion/argument about pony shit for weeks, this is fun.I hope I don't come off as angry
>>4165300>Apple Bloom whispering naughty things in your ear, real huskyily like, with that sharp twang in her voice making it sound all the more intense
>>4165276>Something is missing.>I better give it a dick.
>>4165309yeahwe are ephebophiles
>>4165316would you boop a pony in the nose?
>>4165333Yeah okayNeither of us are over 18 though, there's no way they're gonna let us rent a room.
>>4165317unf
>>4165325He gave you a quick description of it, mid writing the fucking.You twit.
>>4165333Don't be telling me I'm something I'll have to look up nigga
>>4165297BJ MichelleHJ Claire____RJ Madeleine
>>4165236Well duh.If I were a man of science I would say that things started to get worse precisely when people starting treating these pony threads like a personal blog with stuff like:>installed new hats game today>roommate came in and saw me without pants what should i do?>tfw no friends
>>4165346Obviously we have a fake ID our older cousin had made for us as a gift.
>>4165346>not having a fake ID>not being like >>4165315 and actually being 18
>>4165309anytime someone says "teen cmc" i ignore the teen part>an eight year old on your lap in the back of the movie theater, you two fucking like rabbits, the entire place oblivious
>>4165302I would die to see older CMC
>>4165309>>4165315Damn it, you're right. Can't go someplace public.Take her home.
>>4165287No, be detached from all emotion.Don't get happy, someone may find it offensive here. Don't interact with other people, socializing at any level is circle jerking. Don't get sad, that's being thin skinned.Don't be upset, that's being butt hurt.Don't despair, you're being emo.Don't post anything suggesting any emotion, and to do that you have to supress all urges to have emotions in the first place. Since anonymous is law and order here and everywhere, you have to follow the group, and not assert yourself in any way. Just keep your mouth shut, your head down, and these next few months will go by much quicker.
>>4165325Not really. Today was rife with stuff I'm not going to discuss here. Not my blog and all that.I'm planning on doing a bunch of that writing tomorrow to get it done, so I'll work on it then since it's 3am right now. And we know how my tired typing turns out.Sorry if I seem mopey, I'm tired as hell. After that last "quest" session I'm reconsidering even continuing. I need a night's sleep on it. Maybe I'll wake up and it won't seem like such a mess.
Oh my god
>>4165353That's why only talk about ponies, in droll and repeating tones.X pony is best/worstRankingsWhich pony does X best.ect.
>>4165383WONDERBOLTS WHERE
>>4165383It's not the wonderbolts
horfse
>>4165283...as far as I can tell from that post, you just admitted to being biased. As in, if the show had used mane street back in episode 6, you'd be defending it right now, and if a fanfiction had used Fillydelphia before the show did, you called it a "weak pun for the show to use"The only virtue you've applied to puns in the show is that they are in the show, and the only criticism you've leveled against puns in fanfiction are that they are in fanfiction.
>>4165390
>nobody wants to talk about being 18 and fucking your 15 year old scootagf
>>4165391
>>4165404It hits too close to home.
>>4165329>putting one hoof to your chest to feel your racing heart
>>4165404yes I doI really do
>>4165300>>4165329this is exactly what i want
>>4165404>tfw no 15yo scootagf
>>4165410>it's beating like a jackhammer>she doesn't stop whispering, sending a torrent of dirty scenarios into your ear, her breath hot, and you can feel the smile on her face
>>4165404I would rather a 11-year-old Sweetie Belle.
>>4165379you always can add me into Skype and complain about anything you want to me, I'll be here, copypasting condolences into the text field for you
>implying you don't want to be that pillow
Man, the General is going incredibly slow...Maybe we should get an Epic Pony Mafia going.
>>4165432Why would I want to be a pillow?
>>4165415>scootaloo_after_you_suggest_renting_a_motel_room.gifShe's only given you hoofjobs up till now. Would you pressure her into agreeing to your plan?
>>4165397>Pinkie tries dry anal.png
>>4165432When did I ever imply that?
Gee Whiz! It sounds like all you folks want to feel a little hoarse
>>4165432I don't think anyone ever implied that, anon
>>4165399May be he is biased but I can see his point and I share his position. Basically, what he says is similar to the reason why we hate fanfiction - because it is "parasiting" ("Oh look, a popular show, I'll write my awesome fanfic basedon it and i will be popular too! Everyone must know my own awesome vision and headcanon on the show, it is the only one true!") on the show's genuine story and universe and poorly written in 99% of cases
>>4165430Thanks for the offer, but I don't think that's necessary.Not trying to whine, just giving my honest thoughts about how things are going. Or not going, rather.I'm just going to hit the hay. Talk to you tomorrow MLPG. Pony on and all that.
>>4165424>she calls you "sugarcube"
>>4165443my plan of ordering a pizza and getting her to play DnD with 3 of my colt friends? I mean, we need a cleric but how can a dude be a cleric, he cant thats how.
>>4165461May you dream softly of your favorite pony's anus.
>>4165348redplayer please go
>>4165432Why would I want that?You know how hard I would be to clean?And the dryer would ruin me, I would probably get thrown out.
>>4165443Define "pressure". I'd tell I really want to, how much fun it would be, how we can take it slow if she wantsIn the end, though, she still has the final say
>>4165471>Implying I can roll that low.I am insulted as both a gambler and a feelsmith.
>>4165461Okay, but keep in mind you can use me as a pillow any time.>>4165469this nigga
>>4165475>not subtly implying you'd leave her if she doesn't agree>playing into her abandonment fears from her parentsDo you even rape teenage girls?
>>4165475This is the only sensual picture of Scootaloo I've ever liked.
>>4165415>>4165443Her hoofjobs have made us feel so good, but we it's not fair and we want to return the favor
>>4165484No.No, I really don'tI have abandonment issues too
>>4165399Yeah, pretty much.Obviously I don't think of it as hypocrisy. To me, one being in the show and another being written by a 20 something man about the show are different situations with different concepts of what is suited and what isn't.I would like to think that if a fanfiction had used "mane street", and later an episode of the show did, my opinion of it wouldn't change. I did say that in the show I wouldn't love it, but wouldn't mind its inclusion and would consider it suited for the situation it was used it.Sorry if that is a little out of whack, I really shouldn't argue on the internet instead of sleeping.I'm off to bed, thanks for the discussion.
>>4165463>you can feel her body trembling against yours>she's just as turned on as you are
>>4165463>Applebloom is looking to push all your buttons>she's telling you things, dirty sorts of things that you'd only ever seen on the internet that she'd do to you>she calls you sugarcube again, and in the soft country twang of her voice, sounds impossibly more sensual than her sister could ever hope to achieve>then she starts nibbling on your ear
>new neighbor moves in>i hear him yelling for his dog named yoshiguys i think i live next to kevinsano, should i report him to the FBI for childporn.
>>4165510That shop could have been done a little better.
>>4165484Not really.
>>4165493That dildo seems too high up
>>4165484>>4165501Then you tell her you're afraid she might leave you, too, and you would never do such a thing to her, and you're ready to sement the bond between you.
>>4165493That seems like it would too easy to go too far forwards and have it go in your asshole.
>>4165521Hey look guys, I think I caught deaf defiler
>>4165520>>4165523And? What's the problem?
>>4165523accidental analunf
>>4165523>Fluttershy_winking_aggressively.png
>>4165523What is Fluttershy doing? Why does she look so silly?
>>4165532blood everywhere
>>4165536She heard stallions like it when mares wink
>>4165536Fluttershy always looks silly
>>4165542That's not how imaginary marshmallow ponies work.
Would you adopt a scootacripple orphan?Imagine all the CMC sleepovers you could host
I think I'm going to buy my first dildo this paycheck.Any suggestions?
>>4165547maple syrup everywhere
>>4165527>hands>feet>that fucking bad anthro feelThis idea had potential until you shit on it artist.
>>4165544>winking maresunf
>>4165549Medium seadragon from Bad Dragon.It's a bit pricey, but it's worth it and you'll never get tired of it. Go for 8 hardness.
>>4165554I like when they do it in public
>>4165548Yesyes yes yes yes yesI want to adopt a scootorphan with my pink waifu and live happily ever after
>>4165553the perspective is fucked too
>>4165548There's nothing that leaves me more exhausted in the morning than a nice long CMC sleepover.
>>4165521>She nervously agreesWould you snuggle with her in a way that made sure she knew who the dominant partner in the relationship is, big spooning her while holding her tightly by the hips and breathing down her neck?
>>4165528It's PIKACHU!
>>4165572>breathing down her neckI'd be kissing it gently
>>4165548yes.Adopt and fuck every nigh
why are we date raping a little filly nowthis is not what I wanted at all
>>4165572Whoa that's creepy
>>4165586no stop thatthis is just awful
>>4165587
>>4165562>MediumFor my first one? Okay, I'll trust you, anon...What kind of package does it come in? I live with other people.
>>4165588I rationalize my love of dominance play by reminding myself of the fact that I enjoy being the dominated one even more than the domineer.
>>4165586NOthat is illegalYou have to wait till she's 18
>>4165587Sometimes fetish night gets weirdIf you have a suggestion for alternate topics of discussion I'm all ears
>>4165511>she bites playfully on your earlobe, letting her teeth press against the soft flesh>you feel her breath caressing you, the warmth tickling your skin and causing your hairs to stand on end>she flicks her tongue against your earlobe, the cold, wet sensation sending a shiver down your spine>"You sure are a tasty one~"
>>4165597>not adopting orphanloo then grooming her for sex as soon as she turns 18
>>4165572Front to front. Look her in the eyes. Let her know we're doing this for her, and watch her reactions to our movements. If she ever looks unsure, touch her in a way that puts her at ease. Slowly move into heavy petting. Tell her how much we love her.Smile.
>>4165587>schoolnight MLPGit happens
>>4165591Believe me, it seemed daunting at first but I was already too stretched to enjoy the small after two weeks. 8 hardness because 5 is like jello and it's nigh impossible to get in.It comes in a regular, inconspicuous brown box with BD Enterprises on the shipping sticker thing.
>>4165608actually, as the guy writing the "anon raping scootaloo" stuff (or at least one half of it), I don't have school for another week.
>>4165608Oh fuck off. The one time MLPG gets in a creepy pedo mood that's actually up to my level, I'm not going to have it brushed up with "lol summer"
>>4165599butts.Good 'ol reliable butts.
I just want a ScootalooWhat I'd do with it would come later, I don't even careI just want to have one
>>4165615>>4165616oh wow.
>>4165616
>>4165611I really hope someone I live with at some point orders a dragon dildo, because I'd recognize the box.There's no way that wouldn't lead to something entertaining.
>>4165619>if you want a picture of equestria, imagine two pony butts farting into each other, forever
>>4165619>that feel when can't even talk about butts anymore without lolfartsunf
>>4165616I thought he was saying it was getting creepy because all the kids were going to be sleeping tonight.
>>4165638>>4165639Anon is right, we can't have nice things anymore.
>>4165616Summer Scootaloo, you say?
>>4165640oh great, is this what late night mlpg is going to be like for the rest of the hiatus?
>>4165639Yes you fucking can, it happens all the time.As a fartfag, I don't even begin to hint at farts unless someone else does first. I usually just stick to butts like everyone else.
>>4165600>it's driving you up the wall>she's being so bad, and you know what you aren't supposed to do, and she's being so frisky>her hand slips under the back of your shirt, its cold, and it snakes up to your shoulder>she's making throaty little noises in your ear, and she moans softly>"Ahm so bored right now."
>>4165648>tfw pony will never fart right into your mouth
>>4165650I hope so.Maybe not always underage rape, but I really liked late night past-the-bump-limit threads back on /co/.
>>4165650With luck we'll have fetishes late at night, then feels early in the morning. You can shitpost in when you get back from school.
>>4165589Why?>>4165597Not really, as long as she okay with it and being pleased too. It could be our little thing, no one else needs to know it.
>>4165650We could always change the subject.
>>4165650Aw man I hope so.
>>4165501So you would stay up until the late hours of the morning, under the covers of a motel bed, lying face to face with Scoots talking all night about your families? Honestly just listening to each other, shutting the world out through the comforter. She'd have the most frank and honest heartfelt discussion she's ever had in her life, stunned at your emotional maturity. You seem like you have all the answers and she feels safe with you, that you know what going on around the next curve in life. She'd be so tired but constantly jerking herself awake, not wanting the night to end. Tomorrow she has to go back to her mom's shitty trailer and the magic will die as you drive away, leaving her. Maybe she wants something now, because tonight she found someone who know what its like to not want to be alone, not wanting to be left out. That someone gets the desperate feeling of just wanting to be valued by someone you care about. She cares about you and maybe she wants to show you. Because she wants to, not because she has to.That's what makes the difference.
>>4165655>Chris Hanson is watching in a white van.
>>4165604>the big day comesAfter getting the keys and making the room ready, would you pick her up in your car (she doesn't have a license yet)?Would you walk her to the room door, holding her shoulders, feeling her shiver with nervous anticipation and apprehension? Would you plant a quick peck on her cheek before opening the door?
>>4165655>"I could entertain you for a bit..."
>>4165672>stunned at your emotional maturityImmersion lost
>>4165660http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVEaSP_4rA
>>4165666Eh, we've had enough good fetish nights that I can look the other way if we're going full pedo. I just hope it doesn't become a recurring thing.
>>4165673but they're both teenagers
Never before have I actually been physically uncomfortable at the current discussion
Summer is over, you can't hide behind that anymore
>>4165666godomot satan
>>4165691You must be new
>>4165690>>4165673Yeah, as the anon doing the creepyrape scootaloo thing, I think that AB thing is more or less vanilla teens-being-teens stuff, without any of the weirdness of my fetish.
>>4165691>never beforeBut I feel this every fucking day I spend here.
>>4165691Meh, it's not like they're real.
>>4165695Nope, I've got every fetish under the sun and then some.I've just never seen it discussed so fucking creepily
>>4165693>you can't hide behind that anymore>implying current MLPG regulars carethere are people that shitpost here for fun, what makes you think the end of summer is going to stop them?
>>4165672>She'd have the most frank and honest heartfelt discussion she's ever had in her life, stunned at your emotional maturity.But anon, I'm currently on 4chan thinking about having sex with My Little Pony children.I am the opposite of emotionally mature.
>>4165693Summer is 4chan's thing, Hiatus is ours.
>>4165704I'm not a fan of his hair, but goddamn if I wouldn't let him do whatever he wanted to me
>>4165704Elusive is the most tantalizing of the R63'd main six
>>4165693Thank fucking god it's been too hot.I'm going to go lay in my lawn all today tomorrow in nothing but my shorts and lets the hurricane pelt me with cold refreshing goodness.
>>4165638>listening to 1984 while im at work last week>MFW when I hear this said angrily in Frank Muller's voice
Would you let fluttershy spray you with her shit mist?
>>4165718I agree. I hope he's into bondage, I bet he could tailor some pretty great leather outfits for me :3
>>4165712>>4165710>all summer, blame shit on summerfags>now that summer's over, "Lol we NEVER blamed shit on summerfags what are you talking about"IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS AREN'T A HIVE MIND OR SOMETHING?!
What the problem with genuine Scootaloove even -- especially - if it involves sex? It is like we bondage her, tie to the table and rape forcefully, be thankful for that. We > feels too
>>4165693Didn't you know? Summer 2012 is going down in history as the summer that never ended; an Eternal Summer that dwarfs even the Eternal September. We ought to consider the start of summer as our new 'Day Zero'.
>>4165719Oh god, my nigger.Every time I've been outside in the past week it hasn't dropped below 90 degrees. I'm gonna lay down in the bed of my truck and sleep like a baby.
>>4165697Agreed.Continue.
>>4165666>chan4chan.comThe fuck?
>>4165723I would not
>>4165704I would run my tongue from the tip of his dick to inside his asshole and everywhere inbetween.Two years ago if you had told me I would writing something like that in my life, I would have laughed.What the fuck happened.
>>4165723Sure
>>4165672I have failed. I will commit >feel soduku now.Tell Master Aspirant that his student was weak not the lesson.
>>4165718What are the names of the rest of the R63 mane 6?
>>4165677No, I'd hold her hands, kiss her fingers, pull her into a twirl and dance to music no one else can hear.I really do love her so much, you know. And right now, she looks so beautiful. I can't wait to make her mine, and to be hers. We're going to stay up all night and watch the sun rise.
>>4165728> It is Not likefuck
>>4165748That depends on who you ask.
>>4165748Rainbow BlitzBerry somethingthat's all I know
>>4165748Who fucking cares
>>4165749>your first time wasn't nearly this specialMan ;_;
>>4164596Wish he'd finish that.
>>4165728Yeah, except the way I'm writing it we're pressuring/emotionally exploiting her so hard that it's pretty damn similar to tying her up and rutting her.
>>4165758He does obviously
>>4165759>tfw will never have first time, let alone special time
>>4165748Elusive is the only one that I actually like.I tend to hearDusk ShineBubble BerryRainbow BlitzForgot Fluttershy'sAnd AJ's just ApplejackAt least, that's what it was in that one fanfic that I think they all came from.
>>4165760That picture? Yeah.But he's been pumping out new ponies recently so can't complain.
>>4165748Duskshine retardedButterscotchElusiveRainbow Blitz even more retardedApplejackBubble Berry. These are ones are fairly standard. I don't like them personally.
>>4165766I don't see anything wrong with what we've done to her so far.
>>4165781>>4165484>nothing wrong
>>4165759That feel.>Playing video games with my girlfriend>15 minutes later, feeling her up and fingering her>30 minutes later, fucking her>15 minutes later, showering>20 minutes later, back to vidya>Break up a week later
>>4165748Applejack is the same no matter what.Pinkie Pie is Bubble Berry.Rainbow Dash is Rainbow Blitz.Twilight Sparkle is Dusk Shine.Fluttershy is Butterscotch.
>>4164596Anon's age, ethnicity, build and facial shape changes all the time. Sometimes he looks early 20's. Sometimes he looks mid-30's. Sometimes he looks Italian because of the hair. Guess Tex is still learning how to draw humans.
>>4164308I don't into coloring that well.
>>4165760Well, it's like 80% done right? Someone can just clean it up and color it.
>>4165681>your heart leaps in your chest as she pulls her head back and gazes at you with half-lidded eyes>her chilly hand runs down your spine, causing you to arch your back reflexively and press your chest up against hers>"You sure yer ready for that rodeo?"
>>4165795He admits it himself.I like his Tex anon enough to see past the flaws usually though.
>>4165790I love sticking my index finger in my gfs snatch. Before she wasn't into it. Now she loves it when I start fingering her
>>4165766No, not really, it is not. It is like to say if you try hard to make friends (sometimes even acting) is wrong an hypocrisy.
>>4165795He looks about 35 and rather well build in this one.>>4164596Here he looks early 20's and more slender.
>>4165796It could have been executed a bit better but the color choices are really soothing and enjoyable.
>>4165790>>4165809> having gf> persistent MLPG visitorcools story
>>4165804He's unintentionally learning how to draw differnet human.s
>>4165814Much better than anything I could do, and I love how the snow looks.
>>4165817Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>4165817I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a fuckbuddy.Does that count?
>>4165824Oh some one else colored it? I'm confused now.
>>4165829Is it a male?
>>4165795His shifting appearance has kept Chris Hansen and the moralfags from ever catching him.But they ponies always know because they can see past appearances and accept him for what he is.
>>4165813Maybe it takes place in non-chronological order.
>>4165831she didn't draw itshe can't colour that wellshe doesn't do backgrounds
>>4165833No.
>>4165836Oh. Right. That makes sense. I'll just be over here now.
>>4165839Oh.Okay, that's cool!
>>4165824Jessy can you pls draw Sweetie Belle and Rarity camouflaging themselves in the snow
Would you lead her to the bed? would you sit down beside her, wrapping your arm tightly around her as she reflexively pulls away from you? Would you cuddle with her on the side of the bed for a few minutes, before standing up? Would you put a finger to her mouth as she attempt to ask what you're doing, briskly walking over to the bathroom?Would you return with a cheap bottle of champagne your older brother got for you from the drug store, along with two plastic glasses? Would you sit back down beside her, pecking her cheek and handing her the glasses? Would you uncork the bottle, pouring each of you a full glass? Would you take yours, and take a sip, encouraging her to do the same?
>>4165850>as she reflexively pulls away from youWhat's wrong with this picture?
>>4165831>>4165836Yeah, what he said.
Would you die fluttershy up, give her laxatives and watch her squirm?
FUCK
>>4165813Also sometimes he looks EXACTLY like Kenshiro. Othertimes not.
what happened to leth
>>4165858my core conceit for this shit was listed >>4165315
>>4165860I would defile her body until she lost her sense of hearing.
>>4165860Would you stop posting the same shitty fetish post every fucking night?
>>4165860I would dye up Fluttershy because I think painted ponies can look neat, but I wouldn't do those other things to her
>>4165870Forgot to pay the power bill.
>>4165860Naw but I'd go to help her with the bouncing baby bunny census.
>>4165859Jessy, could you draw some swiffer pone swiffing stuff with her tail?
has anything been done with feedbags yet?
>>4165850Don't they have chairs and a little table in there? I'd give her a seat right over there and push her up extra close to the table so she couldn't get away without really trying. I want to make her feel like a princess.The champagne was good foresight. Lack of condoms... not so much. Ah well.
>>4165881seconding this
>>4165871But that's not what I want at allI want tender and loving scootagf
>>4165878i'd like to bounce like a bunny with her and make some more babiesthat was really overwrought, I'm sorry
>MT's tulpaponesOh god that Applejack I laughed so hard.
>>4165889rumble plspls
>>4165874>HURRR DURRR OPINIONS IT'S NOT SHITTY JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ITEvery fucking time, just wait for it.
What is wrong with us? The man who played Snuffalupagus and Gobo Fraggle just died, and we're pedo'ing Scoots?
>>4165895she's so prettyi love her eyes
>>4165896It is a pretty shitty post plus it's starting to get old
>>4165889Of course she'll be tender at least her pussy will be after nightly poundingsOf course she'll be loving after being conditioned and entrapped
>>4165848>>4165881I'm working on commissions right now, but I'll draw these tomorrow.
>>4165824hey Jessy, if you have some free time, could you sketch/draw Celestia lying down on the floor/ground on her back and spreading her gorgeous wings on the ground. legs position is up to you, may be front ones could be pressed against her chest in some cute way, while backlegs spread (nothing dirty, just the position liek that). Expression... may be smiling with closed eyes? or it is up to you
>>4165896Do you think giving oral to Hoity would be pleasant?
>>4165896Not him but it gets posted a lot. Copy pasta is annoying regardless of the content.
>>4165834>His shifting appearance has kept Chris Hansen and the moralfags from ever catching him.Why would they care? Anon doesn't like being around ponies.
>>4165895>implying rumble
This was a great thread! [citation needed]
>>4165905jessy draw fluttershy and dash wrapped up in the same scarf if you ever have the time
>>4165910I dunno, but which pony would be pony likely to insult and demean you verbally as you go down on him?
>>4165887Would she drink hers rather quickly because of how unnerved she is? Would you top her off after every sip, smiling pleasantly at her? Would she quickly polish off the bottle, leaving you with a very woozy and suggestible young orange filly?
>>4165897Sesame Street made me the man I am today.
>>4165921I'll write it down.
>>4165922
>>4165930You are a nice person.
>>4165922fluttershy
>>4165893I don't really get Ross sometimes. I mean he says that stuff about the statue and how great it makes him but he also gives me advice and encouragement to make something of myself.
>>4165930You da best, mang.
>>4165922Definitely not Hoity, I like to think that he'd just sit in stoic silence except for the few sighs or gasps.Probably Bluebloob
>>4165922>which pony would be pony likelyi meant most likelyholy fuckam i literally going insane
>>4165900I love her cute little wings
>>4165939Follow by advice, not by example.He knows how to do it, he just can't do it.
>>4165942Oh man, would he rest his forehooves on the small of my back?
>>4165939Don't ever take advice from people (like him) who don't know what they're talking about.
>>4165921>>4165921> tfw mine was skippedit keeps happeningback to depression mode
>>4165939Don't judge Ross (or anyone, for that matter) by how they act on MLPG
>>4165947> accidentally are putting the word pony in sentences where they don't belongHe's a goner.
>>4165955Everyone can see your IP anon, they know which posts are yours and purposely passes over them.
>>4165966I knowwhat the fucki'm legit worried now
>>4165960WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE
>>4165955People ignoring your posts in favor of others, when both are made anonymously, means your posts aren't as interesting.You're a boring person.
>>4165952Maybe, but I think he'd be the type to push your head down to make you go just a little bit deeper then you're comfortable with
>>4165923Kisses in between sips. Maybe try doing that thing where couples hook their arms and drink together. Move her to my lap. Feel how warm she is, how fast her heart beats; that will be a good gauge for how much drink to put in her. Too much, and she won't be responsive, too little and she won't be pliant.
>>4165900>"Pretty?! My eyes are NOT pretty! These eyes? These are the eyes of a KILLER!">she's gone beat-red with embarassment
>>4165801>nothingdamn. just as it was getting good.
>>4165955Is it the Celestia one? I'm saving the ones I saw, if it's not that can you tell me again?
>>4165974Yeah, that's the point. I always being ignored even as anonymous, not even talking about IRL. It seems like I'm doomed to live like that...
>>4165979>"Besides, your eyes are practically the same color!"
>>4165978Would you run your hands up and down her tender thighs? Would you "accidentally" slip one in to her waistband as you do this, pulling down her skirt slightly, just to see how she reacts? What if she squirmed ever so slightly, but didn't respond otherwise?
what if a pony's special talent was farting? what if it was fluttershy's second special talent?
>>4165997>humanfuck
>jessy is herei think you know what time it is
>>4166000Hey man, you can play it either way, I just made a choice. retcon it and I'll roll with it.
>>4166000Dude, I don't even care. I would a Scootaloo.
>>4165953His advice was essentially "Yo bro don't go only drawing pone because that will hurt you in the long run by making you inflexible, go force yourself to draw in other show's styles as well and try to develop your own thing using all of them as influences"Turns out it was pretty good advice because I am fucking shit at drawing other styles, even more so than I am at pony, check it. I guess Courage isn't so bad but the others are like 4/10 at best. So I'm going to try and work on that, I don't want to be thrown onto the scrap-heap when I eventually finish with ponies.
>>4166007 hereI was actually thinking anthro anyway, but I know none of you like that.
>>4166015It's not like some one can be wrong 100% of the time, that is good advice.
Would you a futapony so driven to lust that her sapience has regressed to the point of a animal that can only think about breeding constantly?
>>4166015The superman isn't bad.
>>4166005 Your tank buster waifu is a slut.
>>4166025
>>4165990>"So?">"So, you only like them because they're practically yours!">"That's not true!">"Then why DO you like them?">"Because they're YOURS!"
>>4166025>>4166025
>>4166022Which version?
>>4166015Style thisStyle thatIt's all in fundamentals. His shitty fetish doodles are shit because he doesn't care, and because he only draws in one single style from the 1930s that he isn't good at unless he straight up copies something. It's advice, but I wouldn't call that good.
>>4166025your waifu won't even let you in her cockpit
>>4166037
>>4166031>>4166037Yeah, that's what I said, faggot Deal with it.
>>4166043This, practice realism first. Every style is based off of that.
>>4166055>>4166043Do you guys have maybe any recommendations for books I could download and look at for that?
Okay, anon, you're going to have to rape scootaloo properly without me, I'm too tired and I came and now I'm in "Oh god did I just write that" recovery mode. I'll be over that hump in 15 minutes but I plan to be asleep by then
>>4166034>"Fine! Let me look at them! To check for sure!">"Okay look!">They smoosh their noses right up against each other, staring right at each other's eyes>A moment later they realize how close they are and sheepishly brake away
>>4165905I didn't even know people still asked for that character...>>4165881You are a saint.
>>4166048You just don't know a good plane/woman/pony when you see one
>>4165997Ask if she's okay, if she's nervous, if it feels good when I do this, or if I do that, or maybe I should do it a little more so she can get used to it. It feels good when we kiss, right?Well, it doesn't have to be just on the lips, you know.
>>4166046yay
so when is jr's nyx tumblr turning into a fuck fest
>>4166065boop
>>4166068Airliner is a boring slut too.Get a better waifu fags.
>>4166063You disappoint me.
>>4166065>a few seconds pass with them looking away from eachother>"H-hey Rumble?">"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I'm so-">"Do you maybe.. want to try that again?"
>>4166079Link
>You will never make a popular brony story tumblr, completely nonsexual cute pones>You will never lure them in by the tens of thousands before switching format to porn 24/7, leaving you myriad fans bewildered and thinking you got hacked
>>4166084What was the other pic like that? Not the redlines one.
>>4166085you can sling insults all you want, it only makes you as rotten as your waifu
>>4166097Hmm, not sure which one you mean.
>>4166085Just because she can't speak doesn't me she's not waifu material
>>4166085
>>4166097?
>>4166093http://asknyxnow.tumblr.com/
>>4166103It was like the one I quoted. Real close-up, all smooshed together. One of them was scrunching.
are these plane pones a concerted effort to drown out the scootaloo sexing?If so, I approve.
>>4166079come on he's hinting on it like something hardcore
>>4166108thats the one!
>>4166107>come at me broDon't even need to you obsolete little shit, her payload is far more advanced than your rinky dink little pea shooters.
>>4166113Well I followed it in hopes of that.You better be right anon.Or else.
So what GW2 world is MLPG on? Desolation?
>>4166112I only posted a plane pony because the reaper is my favorite and I want there to be more art if itI'm not a fan of the scootarape but I'm not intentionally trying to drown it out or anything like that
>>4166091>"B-But what if we kiss by mistake? I don't want to get cooties!">"So don't lean in too much, stupid! A-And it's not like I'm trying to get you to kiss me! That would be gross!">"Totally!">"...">"...">"So you wanna try that again?">"Okay."
>>4166106
>>4166127You're just as bad as the scootarapists
so is Dark Souls hard like Mirrors Edge?
>>4166112>scootaloo teen rape still going on>applebloom cockteasing left by the waysidewhy
>>4166122>GAU-8>Rinky dink little pea shooterMotherfucker, Skybreaker probably has wet dreams about being able to handle the GAU-8
>>4166130>Air Liner is easily impressed by the dark, edgy types
>>4166141>mirror's edge>hard
>>4166122those fancy toys don't amount to a whole lot when you've got nobody to fly you
>>4166153>girls like bad boysShouldn't be a surprise, but even if that's the case I would hardly call the reaper dark and edgy.
>>4166141No, not at all. Where did you heard this stupid thing?Also, vidya related:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oc3QRP9Jv1Q
what is everyone's favorite quest, or type of quest? I might want to start one as well
>>4166153
Has anyone posted the plane ponies on /k/?
>>4166160that's not a reaperI don't remember what it actually is
>>4166162well tanks and bullets are canon...
>>4166167/k/ handles ponies pretty well, actually. I bet they'd enjoy them. They sure as hell enjoy the anthro planes.I'm still not gonna be the one to post them.
>>4166174And swords and spears
>>4166174Raritys mom is canon
>>4166129>Scootaloo slowly raises her snout and again squishes it up against Rumble's>they both just sit there grinning like mad at eachother>"Heh, this kind of tickles" Rumble says as he lets out a tiny laugh>Scootaloo, a little light headed at the scenario, then loses her balance and falls face first, causing Rumble to crash softly onto his back with on top of him.
>>4166174>tanks are canonwhy does everybody say this? the word tank is canon, but we've never seen one. For all we know, RD could have named the turtle tank because he was tough, like the septic tank she played in as a little filly.
>>4166190I want somebody to draw them doing those cute little nose rubbies together~
>>4166070Would you gently push her onto her back and hold her legs apart as you descended on her? Would you touch her in places that have never been touched by anyone else? Would you hold her down with one hand while your other one massaged her elsewhere?
>>4166190>with Scootaloo on top of him*
>>4166162Actual waifu quest with strong sexual core would be nice, so feelfags won't get an idea to ruin it like they ruined Aspirant's quests.But I feel like you don't so such kind of quests, RCH
>>4166162Run whatever the fuck you feel like.
>>4166109>>4166109>>4166118>>4166118OH GOD OH GOD OH GODJR YOU GLORIOUS BASTERDTHIS SI GONNA BE FUKCING AMAZING> gain over 9k followers> feed them with cute stuff ab it> then turn into rape orgytake my money you dolt
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4166162>>4166207I'm with this guy, I really enjoy a rewarding Romantic Quest. It's kind of silly I guess but it's fun to just get a little drunk and quest fuck a pony.
>>4166207>that feel when want to run an adventure quest but feel like it won't be as fun if I'm not a drawfag that illustrates the actions
>>4166228>not fucking Wraps Mare
>>4166223It's fear
>>4166218
>>4166233How about an adventure quest with a strong sexual core?
>>4166160I heard that in Spike's voice
>>4166258>pony CoC
>>4166233I'm sorry? Most of the quests I visit are textual only and as long as you good at writing it is totally fine. I like Aspirant's or Jr's (Raisin) quests.
>>4166190>Rumble lets his eyes flutter open to find himself staring straight at Scootaloo's violet eyes>their muzzles are firmly pressed against each other>their cheeks turn bright red as Scootaloo hastily pulls her face away from his with a startled yelp>"Y-You said you weren't trying to kiss me!">"I wasn't!">"Liar! You did that on purpose!">"I did not!"
>>4166258So pretty much CoC.
>>4166258fuck you RedPlayer/sentenalWill you ever leave us alone?
>>4166207>so feelfags won't get an idea to ruin it like they ruined Aspirant's questswhat the fuck?
>>4166187and hot as fuck too dontcha know
>>4166273I have to bed and have no idea where to take that but that was fun.
>>4166280Don't even bother arguing with itHe honestly isn't worth the effort
>>4166287yeah, that was pretty cutethanks, cosmo
>>4166287>not shutting her up with another kiss>not holding it despite her initial protests>not making her like it oh god I just turned your cute concept back into scootarape again I'm so sorry
>>4166288>>4166277
>>4166270>>4166274Damnit Jalm, I was enjoying that
>>4166270>>4166274Call of Chtulhu?
>>4166287Writing dialogue for kids is always fun>>4166292that ain't mebut I helped
>>4166280I think he means to make it more sexual and with less romance?It wouldn't be much of a "waifu" quest then though.
>>4166277Just as long as we get the cook book in play.
I'll make the new thread!
>>4166301I have no idea where that name came from
>>4166296take your baseless accusations and shove them up your goddamn ass>feels are the whole goddamn reason the quests got started
>>4166306NO FUCK OFF NOT RIGHT NOW
>>4166306>tfw I was just going to go make itWell OK best CMC I guess you can
>>4166299Corruption of Championshttp://fenoxo.com/play/Beware, this probably was the catalyst that brought me to horsefuckery, and that was way back in April 2011. It's updated considerably since then.
>>4166162I prefer the adventure quests myself, currently having a ton of fun with Renne quest and enjoyed all the previous iterations of Raisin, as well as the few other once-off quests (P.Q., Scrubbing Bubbles, etc.)
>>4166308I think he's just advocating that fact, anon
>>4166299>call of cthulhu poniesI can't really imagine that other than that 2deep4u story ntsts did.
I cannot fucking wait for the show I am so excitedI bet it is next month
>>4166321iirc, they said that they would be giving us at least a months heads up for the premiere date.So it's always at least a month away until we hear from them. Not to bring you down or anything.
>>4166321Now that centipede hz came out the show is all I'm looking forward toand then I can die
>>4166321I'll bet you one pony that it's actually the next month
>>4166326horse
>>4166321>It's the year 2016>Season 03 is still not out yet>Hasbro Twitter makes a tweet every few months saying "It's coming out soon... Hold onto your hooves and get ready, pony fans!"
Which box does MLPG eneral go in again?
>>4166334>implying that the stress wouldn't have killed me by then.No YOU calm down.
>>4166333That's not how you link a horse mini satan
>>4166308I wasn't sure at first, actually, I just called you RedPlayer since I felt like. But now I see I was right, considering the mount of autism you put in one post.When we started vote many people clearly stated they want the quest to be more sexual than previous one. You and your retarded suggestions for adventure stuff in waifu quest ruined it. Many participants tried to drag the quest in more sexual way but you, sentenal, and your "Team R" from previous quests totally ruined and now the quest ended up being scattered around, because Aspirant desperately tried to please everyone, since he is not selfish faggot like you.But it didn't go well and now people who wanted to enjoy the quest because it was promising to be good with sexual scenes (at which Aspirant is damn good usually) are disappointed, you "Team R" isn't pleased enough.Fuck you, retard! Why do you always ruin other people' fun? Take a fucking vacation just once.
>>4166364cry moarill do as I please
>>4166364>wah wah wah I can't have my fapfic>stop being selfish and ruining everyone's fun, some of us just want to fuck the princess!Holy shit, this is hilarious.
>>4166371Sadistic Rarity mod pls go
>>4166314>>4166314This is fucking amazing, man, because, while you enjoy such quests, you don't join to quests with a different direction and idea and don' drag your own shit and expectations there, right? I love guy like you. Too bad not everyone can be so sane and reasonable.
>>4166371That's why nobody likes you, Red Player.
>>4166062Take this:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/51810507/Michael%20Hampton-%20Figure%20Drawing%20-%20Design%20and%20Invention.pdf
Why haven't you manned up with your favorite pony yet?
>>4166364You couldn't be more wrong.I hope you never get what you want.
