Old thread: >>4154106Let's all have some pony fun!
>>4156797What kind of comic is that?
pretty horse
I hate fun
>plot
ALL MY VLC NIGGAS!OPEN A FiM EPISODE, LOOK FOR SOME ARTIFACTS AND TAKE A SCREENSHOT.LET'S POST SOME FUNNY SHIT
I COLORED THAT PICTURE I DREW EARLIER if that's okay with you
>>4156885Joke's on you, I saved it from Derpibooru some minutes ago.Nice.
>>4156865Fun is over-rated. I'm out of here. Like whatever.
>>4156857pretty horse thread?
sunday night and your watching tv on the couch spooning with your favorite ponysuddenly! your favorite pony just tooted
>>4156865>Dan moves to Oregon, changes his name to Stan
There you have it.Fluttershy confirmed for best pony by DJ Acid.
>>4156899>fanonWho am I kidding she's nothing without Vinyl. Just like Bonbon is nothing without yra.
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
>>4156899It could be prettier in here.
>>4156909I would laugh, and try to toot as well if I could.Also>spooning on the couch while watching TVWhat
>>4156940WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
>>4156931>Least favorite - 5 way tieShit taste in fetishes and ponies. Go figure.
>>4156875Oh dear.
>>4156926There is one fucking trail.The trail to Oregon.
>>4156931Their word means less to me than Deaf's.
>>4156944a lot prettier
>>4156933Who's Yra?
>>4156958holy moly what
my name is commander shepard and scootaloo is my favorite cocksock
>>4156973Lyra's russian brother.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1321992?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4156958HAHAHAHA WHAT
>>4156971Canon prettiest.
DORKS
>>4156875That never happens with me. You must be wrong.
>>4156878REDACTED always delivers. What's next?
>>4156981Could you please stop posting these? I would really appreciate it. Thanks.
>>4157017a book
Hey, dude who said he was gonna draw OC porn.What did you decide on?
>>4156981You have to be the guy that stalks ECM. Nobody else would do this.
>>4157017Caramel
>>4157017Couldn't say
>>4157017>bubicsThe father is her boyfriend
>>4157039Hopefully to ship his head with a street gutter
>>4157017Rainbow Dash
>>4157015Twilight Filly hugging a big cookie or lollipop.
>>4157017pic related
>>4157015Rarity braiding Applejack's mane.
>>4157017her BBFF
>>4156995make it bigger
>>4157047
I have a new plan.If I kill Rose, I can become the new Rose.
>>4157095Lay off, RarityIt's a perfectly normal size
can futapone get normal girl pone preggers
>>4157117>>4157066
>>4157100
>>4157100>he will never kiss her
Ghost is doing some kind of art giveaway on tumblr.Why is everything she draws so fucking cute?
Oh god this is already the worse thread ever!
>>4157150
What does MLPG think of these ponies?
>>4157127only if futapone has testicles
>>4157012
>>4157127If the plot demands it, they can be made into a viable parent.
>>4157161Because sharks are cute.
>>4157166>he will never make that humble librarian girl feel beautiful and loved
>>4157175They are alright, I guess.
>>4157175their color scheme reminds me of a glacier
>yesterday>today>tomorrow
>>4157175Flitter is the best.
>>4157175The one on the right has a nice maneI don't particularly care for the one on the left
>>4157175I think one of them is cuter
Whatever happened to that guy with the haunted pillow?
>>4157161It's kind of hit or miss for me.A lot of it looks too weird and angular. I just hope she's not getting stuck on just that style at such a young age.
>>4156875Hehe
>>4157205I DEMAND MORE
>>4157175I-I want to kiss them both on the lips.
>>4157161Because you have terrible taste?
>>4156875
>>4157205Why does my VLC not do thisWhy have you forsaken me
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322018?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4157191>lazy fartFETISHISTS PLS GO
>>4157217HAHAHAHA
>>4157201>implying there is anything wrong with angular
>>4157175They seem to like this gu alot. Don't know why.
Spike is canon shipping-est character.
>>4157200Murdered by ghosts
>>4156875My favorites are when only one or some of the characters are affected.
>>4157229>fullNEXT GAME 10 PLS
>>4157253>Shipping Spike with anyone, everGross
>>4157219mine behaves itself toowhat a bummer
>>4157252Because he's so cuuute.
>>4157216Ross pls go.
>>4157275I ship Spike with Sweetie
>>4157273I think there's something wrong with you Dash...>>4157277Guess it depends on the file, I wanted to do it with Party of One but I couldn't...
>>4157273>>4157266Rainbow Dash, I told you not to catch MISSINGNO.Now you'll never get in to the hall of fameI hope the masterballs were worth it
How do you make VLC shit itself?
>>4157161Because he's chill. He takes it easy and has fun with his art.
>>4157281But he's a sissy.
http://vimeo.com/47953819#
>>4157275>reading comprehensionI understand it's not proper english, but do try a bit.Spike is tied with Sweaty Bells for shipping ponies in the show.Though Spike only ships canon ships.
>>4156875like this?
>>4157327>heShe's a fifteen year old girl with a squeaky voice.
what will your wedding be like
>>4157351Like ever other day of my life.
>mangneto dunks 0r0>he still wants to be frens
>>4157367Pointless and spent primarily on the internet?
>>4157213Huh
>>4157332At least he can fly.
>>4157326Pause the video and start clicking on the timeline
>>4157371I was gonna call you on bringing shit in here, but that filename is too good.
>>4157373You got it
>>4157332he's a tough little dude like his bro>>4157401meeeaaan
>>4157371>0r0 likes someone's art>Pretend to be friendly with them until he gets them to draw his OC fucking someone, for free>Dumped0r0 is an abusive boyfriend.
>>4157419we can change himhe just needs love
>>4157409cosmo, please write.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322042?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4157419The though of 0r0 slapping around his lover with fingerless gloves amuses me.
>>4157444>loveSorry, i meant to type "beatings"
>>4157332He gets all the bitches.
>tfw you realize how far you've fallen
>>4157446are you a wizardokay im gonna finish up this chapter tonight
>>4157465Kacho pls smile
>>41574942SPOOKY
>>4156875I haven't had a single error in VLC in a long time.After going through two episodes I'm starting to think the plan all along was to get me to watch the show again.And it's working.
>>4157292>PoO
http://pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>4157071
>>4157522>Pinkie invites MissingNo to a party.jpg
>>4157481you better link it here nigga
>>4157200I'm still here.I couldn't get her to kiss me last night, nor did she respond when I asked her if she was really dead or not.
>>4157083>Me knowing what braided hair looks like.
>>4157518I only get errors watching 1080p rips when I'm going frame by frame for screencaps.
>>4157457>two older girls to fawn all over him>a hotblooded girlfriendlucky little bastard...
>>4157530Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
>>41575305.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>>4157522I can't make it with my S1 episodes ;_;
>>4157558>fawn Nah, they just find him to be the cute little brother they never had
>>4157580Same thing.
>>4157530(House of Deafdefiler); 4523: I have buggered men
I think angular designs are really cool. I wish I could into angles better.
>>4157457Oh man Cloudchaser looks like she's about to rip his head off.
>>4157558Poor Thunderlane. Nobody likes him.
>>4157530>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this placeThey were just like us
>>4157608That's because he's a tryhard.Look at that mohawk
>>4157457It has something to do with being a tiny grey pegasusTiny grey pegasi get all the gals
>>4157540Nice touch with the drool.I needed more cute Twilight as a filly pics.
>>4157610>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.awww...
>>4157623LOOK AT THAT LITTLE COLT HAHAHA
>>4157597God yes.When you look at the original designs by Faust, many of them are a lot... sharper than the final result.
>>4157530It's like looking into some past proto MLPG, but with slightly less horsefucking
>>4157637Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
>>4157558I don't thnk I've seenany humanized art of him. Odd.
>>4157530>Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?>ancient waifufags
>>4157651boop
>>4157640That's a mare yo.Eyelashes.
>>4157624
>>4157597Doesn't work as well with Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie, but Rainbow Dash and Applejack look awesome in this style.Rarity and TS? They look pretty cool too.
>>4157624All of these make me think of some sort of disturbing Three Wolf Moon parody, but drawn by the people who did those Lion King 9/11 pics.
>>4157651There's one with him in a grey hoodie. He looks adorable.
>>4157597Yeah, the style is really sharp
>>4157664there needs to be moreone pic just ain't gonna cut it
>>4157646>proto MLPG
>>4157530>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.>hat themThey were exactly like us.
>>4157682LK pls something
>>4157651>>4157691This one?
>>4157530>May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!DeafDefiler's ancestor pls
>all this mafia games>didnt join anyplease tell me there is going to be more
>>4157669Oh, true, thanks
>>4157695Thats all I got
>mfw I adopted a shetland pony from a local rescue group>mfw I went on beastforum and created an ad in their personals section>mfw people pay $300 for 24 hours of horsefucking>mfw some guy drove all the way from FL up here>mfw I'm not going to include a faceI never realized how huge this industry is, people will pay so much to fuck horses, I get at least 2 clients a month, and most of these guys are incredibly normal. One was a defense attorney who had to plan this out for months to make his wife think he was on a business trip
>>4157717PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>4157608Nobody likes Thunderlane and the only reason people like Rumble is underage shipping material.
Angelthecatgirl made some awesome new OCs
>>4157735Please, die.
>>4157735piss off already
>>41575512cute4me
>>4157700"The ride never ends"
>>4157735go mcfucking kill yourself
>>4157735>mfw those jugsstop
>>4157707Yes that one. I want to squeeze his bicep nonsexually
>>4157707I would.Tenderly.
>>4157530>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.>shitting up the wall with meta posts
>>4157733I like Thunderlane.
>>4157759>>>/tv/>>>/fit/
>>4157767Liar.
your a idiot mlpg
>>4157703Forgot to take my name off, shit. Homework now, with MLPG to keep me sane. It's my last day of work tonight so I'll be free the next few days for fun stuff.
>>4157767Yeah, at least he has style and got sick in the episode. He wasn't just a bland background pony like his little brother.
>>4157761Truly, this man is worse than Pluto and Nero combined.
>tfw I absolutely cannot get VLC to artifact
>>4157787>>>4157402
>>4157770
>>4157610>“Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>>4157782>getting sick in the episode made him better
>>4157733I didn't mind thunderlane. His colors were alright and he sounded like a sort of abrasive jerk pony, which I like. The only thing I didn't like about him was his mane. He reminded me of a pegasus Guile from certain angles. Clearly he just needs to go back to cloudsdale and be a family pony for awhile
>>4157787I don't know if you are some kind of tech wizard or you're just THAT stupid.
>>4157787If you have VLC 2.0 it really is hard to get it to artifact anymore. Most of these people probably have an older version.
>>4157782>tfw bland background ponies get more attention than the main characters
>>4157779It's 'You're an idiot,' Anonymous.
>>4156875For some reason I still have the wedding with the Tori Spelling bumps.>that face
>>4157802That's much more than Rumble did in the episode.
>>4157813Suck my dick, Twilight.
>>4157816>That face.HAHAHAHA
>>4157812>>>>
>>4157530>Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.>proto food fetishists
>>4157830
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMO96H6xKag2spooky4me
>>4157824So what? I still like him better than Thunderlane.
>>4157402I've done this already a million timesWhat >>4157810 said is probably the reason
>>4157803blossomforth is pretty cute tooshame we never really paid any attention to her
>>4157830It's 'Suck my penis, pretty please with a cherry on top, Pinkie Pie.' anon
>>4157781I love fun things
>>4157845>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMO96H6xKag>YaridovichI thought that faggot was ded or something
>>4157844
>>4157855No, it's "You couldn't suck my dick even if you tried, Rainbow Dash!"
>>4157844Oh TwilightYou're so pretty and you have clearly read all the pertinent information on the subject
>>4157837>scratchfagsTruly these people are worse than hitler.
>>4157845
>>4157787>tfw I'm doing this in wmp
>>4157837>>>>
>>4157854We should request more art of her then.
>>4157781>MLPG to keep me saneyour classes must be horrifying
>>4157854I really liked her, colors wise mostly. That and her getting stuck made me laugh
>>4157882>>>And the one's we're all discussing had canon names and lines in the episode.
>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.No shitposting there, apparently.
>>4157880The thought of Twilight trying really hard to act cute by remembering how the book told her to do it is melting my heart.
>>4157870Holy shit, that look in her eyes.Hnng.
hail satan
>>4157845Not as good as the first one but it's nice? to see him alive.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322104?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4157943
>>4157954>People actually saved that picture
So what's up with all of the Hurricane Fluttershy background ponies being so popular anyway? Yeah, both Flitter and Cloudchaser look nice, but I never understood why everyone liked Rumble, Thunderlane and Blossomforth. Hell, Blossom's mane looks awful.I'm just wondering, as I've been seeing those two colts a lot in recent MLPGs.
>>4157961
>>4157969>Not saving every picture of the best pony, regardless of quality
>>4157974They had speaking roles and personality
>twilight will never be faced with the erotic challenge of climbing a wall of dicks
>>4157954Murder horse, bigger room next time pls
>>4157974>ThunderlaneAmusing bit of the episode with his sneezing>RumbleFirst non ugly colt in ages>BlossomforthToy to show and had a funny background scene
>>4157974Aside from being several new characters they also had speaking roles and names, makes it a lot easier to identify them as a whole.
>>4157974I wasn't a big fan of Thunderlane's color scheme either but they had a few lines of dialogue and that's always nice for background ponies.
>>4157974People want to stick their dicks in Flitter and Cloudchaser. People want to stick their dicks in Rumble or ship him with Scootaloo and the twins or they want to do both. That's all there is to it.
This is the kawaiiest pone.Shit she is kawaii.
>>4157974>Why would people like them?Because they were cute ponies? That's a silly question to ask. Although here's a good few reasons.>>4158007They also all took part in the episode one way or another.
>>4157974Probably the fact they had unique assets, (mane styles and cutie marks) and got named and spoke themselves all in one episode. They obviously had more effort put into them than your recurring backgroundersPeople like shiny new things
>>4158007None of the ponies are ugly anon
>>4158025Does anyone want to stick their dick in Thunder lane?
>>4158025Do you enjoy anything?
>>4157969you'd be surprised what sentenal will save
>>4158025I want Thunderlane to stick his dick in me.
>>4158034The back of his head is weird.
>>4158034why yes I amfunny of you to ask
>>4158040
>>4158038I don't recall saying I didn't enjoy any of those characters.
>>4158043Farva pls
>>4158043>>4158037
>>4158059>You will never order a large farva for your favorite pony
>>4158059>tfw skipsy made you gay for thunderlane
>>4157919I can just picture her using over exaggerated expressions trying to make the biggest, cutest puppydog eyes and tiny giggles. None of it is fluid, though, and you can tell she's thinking about what cute thing to do next and milling it over in her head. As soon as you call her on it it would all fall apart, and she would ask how you could tell. You'd only respond with a smile and an ear scratch, eliciting an honest, adorable giggle and sigh from her, melting away her worries.
>>4158062so funnyI'm surprised she didn't have a mental breakdown.
>>4158007>First non ugly colt in agesno
>>4158062I call foul, goats do not wear sweaters, they would eat them.
>>4158070It's all just so adorably meta since ponies doing anything is cute. >pony looking cute while trying to act cute and failing is still cute
>>4158085Nobody actually like that stupid little fatass
>>4158098I do
>>4158070why is everything so bland
>>4158085So people think the standard colt design is ugly?
>>4158098False.
>>4158098I don't much care for his Snips like character design but he had some funny moments. So yeah still ugly.
So, Pinkie and Dash were playing more pranks on their friends. They got a couple of scary costumes, hid in a couple of bushes and jumped out to scare passers by. It was working out pretty well, until they tried it on Applejack.None of them found it very funny, but the two trouble makers got a real kick out of it!
Why hasn't anyone drawn Flitter and Cloudchaser cosplaying Scanty and Kneesocks yet?
>>4158111wat
>>4158113>snails>snip>this fat piece of shit >>4158085
>>4158126Because nobody wants to.
>>4158113Actually most of the colts we've seen haven't been standard design. Featherweight was an abomination of natures, Snips and Snails are fat and skinny ugos, and Pip, while no model, looked like a cow.
I like Ice Pack as a professional
>>4158126Who?
>>4158125I am going to ban you
>>4158144PIP WAS SEXY AS FUCK YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>4158113I love how serious this little fucker is about his work. Newspapers are serious fucking business.
>>4158085Are those Justice Fruit Pies?
>>4158152Who?
>>4158162B-But NOPE ANNOYING AS FUCK !
>>4158161
>>4158164>They even gave it a dickOh lawd.
>>4158144I've told you guys.Snails is half giraffe.Snips is half pig.Featherweight is half deer.And Pip is half dog.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322134?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4157718that's really cool
>>4158185You know, visible horsecock has never been an issue until you started thinking about it sexually. Everyone else that sees the statue will think "Wow, that is a big horse!"
There's something about writing shipping fanfiction about other people's OCs that makes it much, much more pathetic than writing normal MLP fanfiction
When the fuck is Celestia quest
>>4157718Are you for real?
>>4158144Featherweight is fucking cute. What show are you watching?
>>4158196Rumble is part...?Or is he just fine compared to them.
Does... anyone know what Tex's...Forget it, I'll just make a new one.
>>4158185every statue I have seen is anatomically correct, but I'm in texas
>>4158167
>>4158232that little guy's all pony
>>4158196>half dogbark bark
>>4157787Artifacts are not the main issue with VLC. (or even much of an issue at all in my experience)The reason I don't generally use it is its incredibly shitty image quality.
>>4157718The question is, do you fuck it when you don't have any clients?
>>4158215When I was at school, we went on a trip to this museum exhibition that took the skin off dead people, preserved them and put them in funny poses.My most vivid memory is of the hot girl looking behind one of the exhibit's hands at his genitals. And she was really hot. I wonder if she knew it was a real dead person.
>>4158223Nothing wrong with shipping fiction, unless you start taking super serious.
>>4158231I disagree
>>4158144Featherweight and pipsqueak are really the only aberrations. The others are recolors of snips and snails, and rumble just uses the filly artwork for some reason. All the background colts since s2 started share the new body styleI still have no idea why Rumble is a filly, art wise, unless he is just supposed to be really really young
>>4157718>rescue a small horse to be a sex slave for businessmeni love how legal this is.
>>4158254Louder.
oh dear i posted it again
>>4158268Why wouldn't he be a filly? Just because Scootaloo is disabled doesn't mean other young pegasus can't fly.
>>4158268Talk about same-hair/same-faceI think he's got a fillyface because he is younger, yeah. You heard him speak. Kid was squeaky.
>>4158254megamans figures out the hard way that a dog is not always mans best friend, but a dogmobile is a mega mans best transport
>>4158268Well yeah I meant any of the young colts that have gotten screen time aside from being background ponies are unique models. I like the ones you posted.
>>4158162I like the cut of your jib
Can a Drawfag draw Rarity eating a burrito? Not those tiny Del Taco/Taco Bell kinds though. The fuck huge Taco Truck/Mom'n'pop Mexican restaurant burritos.I don't care if she's stuffing herself or eating it regally. I don't even know why I want to see Rarity eating a burrito. Is something wrong with me?
pictures of lesbian butts in eighties jeans
>>4157718Seems highly legit.
>>4158268what if rumble was supposed to be a girl but the voice actor thought he was supposed to be a boy
>>4158215>tfw visiting a ponyfag friend in NYC>tfw walking near Central Park>tfw horse drawn carriage goes by, a mare pulling it>tfw both of us stare at it as it goes by>tfw we both look at each other with the most awkward smile afterwardsNever again shall I be normal.
>>4158290>Why wouldn't he be a filly?Because he's a colt
>>4158309He didn't have eyelashesNOW AS FOR LICKETY-SPLIT
>>4158274>Scoots' expressionmelts my heart every time
>>4157718You fucking lie, there's no way that you're serious.Just in case though, where are you and how do I get in contact with you?
YOU ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO GET A CUSTOMIZED PONE-RELATED BUMPER STICKER FOR YOUR CARWHAT GET
>>4158305>Is something wrong with meOnly if you don't want to see the aftermath
>>4158291>same-faceWHAT SHOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WATCHING.
>>4158328black sticker with white impact letters that says "DYEWTS"
>>4158260I know that exhibit you mean.Funny story, several of those bodies were "donations" from China that were rumored to be political prisoners the government thought it would be hilarious to use their bodies in such a manner since Chinese consider human remains extremely sacred.
>>4158328Jokes on you, I don't have a car because I'm poor!check and mate
>>4158312you were never normaljust now you are a ani/mlp/hucker
>>4158325he just said beastforum
>>4158325>what is a sting operation
>>4158328"Ask me about my horse prostitution business"
>>4158343he-man?
>>4158328One single, red apple.No one will ever know.
>>4158362>sting operationsonly 20 states have laws against fucking horses.
>>4158328One of those yellow Baby on Board stickers but instead it says "Horsefucker on Board"
>>4158328This
>>4157718is this legal in any state
>>4158322Yeah, it's 2adorable4me
>>4158376We need to get rid of those laws.
>>4158356Beastforum is a big board. He could have at least provided a direct link to the thread.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322169?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4158382>two worst horses>shippingbutwhy
>>4158383If fucking a horse is legal, why wouldn't it be?
>>4158381>>4158344I like these.
>>4158397personals, shetland pony. c'mon man
>>4157718>from fli'm in fl. are you really that far away? i wouldn't pay to fuck a horse anyway but im just curious
>>4158406There might be laws against selling it.
>>4158421Could be. That's pretty retarded though.
>>4158402But it's best horse and 4th best horse, and together they are best ship.
>>4157718I love how fucking plausible this is.
>>4158382I would key your car with the sweetie disgust face
>>4158406>>4158421i think there is laws against video taping it because "think of the children" type people.
>>4158344I'm kinda tempted to actually get this one day
How about a riddle?Which pony has the most hands?
>>4158421they're just helping him redecorate his living room, if they happen to fuck a horse while they're there well these things happen
>>4157718the question now is whose spot in hell is hotter; the guy who fucks the horse, or the guy who pimps it out
>>4157718Any chance at an MLPG discount?
>>4158439I don't see Rarity or Fluttershy in that picture
>>4158450He didn't say anything about videotaping though.And yeah, I really hate those type of people.
>>4157735No, she just drew an anthro NMM.No big deal, if you don't like it, move along.
>tfw member of beastforum before ever finding the showwell the new show anyway
>Go to a Tf2 server MvM mode>All the players have flamboyant Pony themed steam namesYou dont have Steam profile all about ponies do you?
>>4158477If you did videotype it though you could sell the tape for loads of dosh
>is it legal to keep a pony in your house as a pet, like a dogWHY DO YOU THINK THIS QUESTION WAS REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
>>4158480>Responding to old postWhy do you do this?
>>4158461Ahuizotl
horse pimping general
>>4158492Not even a mention.
>>4158492They do, most of the Steam group has pony avatars, but they tell themselves it's okay because it's ironic or some shit.
>>4158492I'm not even in the steam group
>>4158502I don't see why any authorities would care where you keep your horses as long as they are not mistreated.
>>4158507Because it was a terrible anthro picture. He wanted to whack you in your metaphorical face with his furry dick.
>>4158492Heck no.
>>4158480Somehow, as soon as I saw people flipping shit at this, I knew that you would rush to its defense. I WANT to like you, man. But, god...
>>4158507...I forgot to refresh the page. Whoops.
>>4158492What do you take us for? A bunch of fucking bronies?
>>4157718The thing is you have to pay to take care of/house the horse, and spend your time taking care of it. That can't be cheap. Can't imagine this would be profitable enough to be worth it unless you had like 6 clients a month.Plus, you know, you have some guy over at your house fucking a horse for 24 hours.
>>4158440I wholly believe the story
>>4158421>>4158417>>4158412>>4158406>>4158397>>4158383>>4157718Depends on the states. Like one guy in Missouri was arrested for tresspassing on a person's property, but not fucking the horse.I don't even know why you would fuck a Shetland Pony, those little assholes have really foul temperaments. If you really want a horse that will stand there and take it/least chance of getting kicked, fuck a draft horse.Make sure you have a good stool/stepladder though.
>>4158508No. also not a pony
>>4158542AP pls write
>>4158492if people are autistic enough to get upset over my avatar being a pony, well so be it.but I dont name myself stupid shit like XxPonyBrony20%Brohoof10SecondsxX or yell out pony memes and shit ingame(or ever)
Guy who tried putting his tablet on a table here. I think I've made more progress in the last 3 hours than in 6 months before.
>>4158461Fancypants!Because he's HANDsome as fuck!
>>4158573how were you holding it before?
>>4158556washington state had no laws against fucking horses till one jackass decided to get fucked to death.
>>4158461celestia because she's the tallest
>>4158538if you have land all they do is graze, all you have to do is clean their hooves and get them some fifteen dollar shots
>>4158492My steam name is Lauren Faust.Doesn't count as pony related. Nope.
>>4158587Clever you, using the system of measuring horses for the answer.
>>4157718>ad on beast forum>drive down there>open the door "Hi, would you take a seat over there please?"
>>4158461Doesn't hands refer to size, so it'd be Celestia?
Season 3 is dead.Studio B and anyone which helped in the summer and is currently making season 3 are a bunch of fucking non-caring douchebags just like you, they just care to have ''fun'' while killing any quality which the show ever had cause they can't think of shitting something better.The nods would have actually been well made and good if the retards knew what ''subtlety'' is, but they're just as ego-maniac as you are when someone points out the truth.Remember: What do you really know about this team? What did they make in the past? What are their records?All you know is that they were stupid enough to accept to work for Hasbro on creating 24 episodes in just 6 months, which means less time than Season 1, and without a creative director to help them in everything.They're just as bandwagon jumping as you pony fans are.They care more about fucking around with their fanbase and having a good time rather than caring that they're considered sell outs when working for Hasbro or thinking about what they create.As long as they're getting paid and they're having fun with their job then they can't give a flying shit if they create acceptable quality or not, especially that if they quit then Hasbro would just hire other un-experienced and uncaring people to take their place, like Newborn Cuties or any other Generation.In other words enjoy your crappy fan-pandering gag show which you deserve.
>>4158578No>>4158587Winner winner, chicken dinner
>>4158562I suppose next you'll tell Spike isn't a pony.
>>4158529It shouldn't have been posted here in the first place.
>>4158542would Scootaloo dress as a police officer for me?
>>4158582Before I just had it in my lap. But I sit in a big armchair so I had almost no room to move side to side. I can't believe I didn't notice this before.
>>4158461Celestia would have the most hands followed by Nightmare Moon then Luna.She has the most hands because she's the tallest.Hurr I know hoers.
>>4158629I'd rather she dress up in a wonderbolts costume
>>4158629She might if you asked nicely.
Which Pone, and I mean all Pone, male or femaleHas the most sex drive?Has the best bedroom prowess
>>4158641Dash pls
>>4158615Wow I haven't seen this wall of text before.
>>4158305
>>4158615HA
>>4158641I think she's beautiful the way she is.
>>4158633
>>4158619
>>4157718Does the pony ever look like it's in pain ?
>>4158615It's been a while.
>>4158648
>>4158619Can I be?
>>4158653>burrito'sNigga plurals don't need an apostrophe unless the plural is the plural of an acronym.
>>4158615I remember this.
>>4158305Imagine her screaming "BLBLBLBL OH DARLING BLBLBLBLBL" the whole time she's eating it
>>4158564hahahaha
>>4158661Oh my god I remember when that movie came out.Glorious.
>>4157718Has anyone ever requested that you paint its fur and put a cutie mark sticker on it?
>>4158667Would you a Griffin, MLPG?
>>4158591>>4158538Horses aren't that expensive to maintain unless you show, race, or breed. Also its really easy to find decent horses of any type (including Shetland Ponies) for a low price or sometimes even free.
>>4158659Who said she isn't?Besides, I bet she'd like doing something like that for you. Even if she'd be a bit embarrassed.she may even try to strike a few saucy poses for you, so you can get a good look at all the angles
>>4158305are you microwave
>>4158700No, but I would a griffon.
>>4158698you probably bring your own.also waterbased non-toxic paint only. have to think of the ponies well being
>>4158679Why is he portrayed half of the time as crying during sex?
>>4158696
>>4158675if grunting and quivering counts
>>4158686Well she's had lots of practice.
>>4158696the moral of the movie is to mandate the destruction of first amendment rights because otherwise your daughters might fail to take off a childproof cap when attempting to overdose
>>4158619Spike is a dragon with the heart of a pony. Not sure how it got there, but still, not a pony
>>4158727destructive ass
>>4158648Twilight, you know those Librarian typesCelestia, she is 1000 years old and has a harem in her castle
>>4158727I wish I knew.
>>4158727If you ever watch Doctor Who, the doctor is portrayed as asexual and often avoiding of romantic relationships
>>4158653>>4158686Thanks Anons. I still don't know why I wanted to see Rarity eat a Burrito.
>>4158696>that was a year agoone day I'm going to wake up an old man
>>4158753He might be grumpy if you do that
>>4158748I have fapped to this artist's stuff
>>4158748Jesus Christ, what's wrong with him?
>>4158727derpy is very aggressive, and he enjoys it.
>>4158752Glad I could help! Drawing is actually fun
>>4158728Why is Lyra being a cyber bully? I thought Bonbon was the hateful one
>>4158774I'm masturbated to Little miss rarity or whatever's art.
We Unded?
>>4158794You sick fuck
>>4158790Maybe Bonbon is excessively nice online, and Lyra is mean.
>>4158794
>>4158797No, we play good games here.
>>4158797Nope. We alive.
>>4158615Nobody can deny that this is true.
>>4158807I'm sorry.It's only that 1 pic that tickles my buttons.
>>4158794>>4158807me toothere's just too little blood stuff
>>4158790Lyndsay got Retardo removed from My Little Human.
>>4158794You need help.
>>4158824>Implying Dark Souls isn't one of the best games of the decade
>writing this fapfic>keep getting a boner while putting down the words>definately writing something good hereoh man you guys are gonna love this
NO, WE NEED TO EXPLORE
>>4158847What's it about?
>>4158847Who are you?
>>4158794Think that's bad? I'm jerked off to stuff from Ross
>>4158849UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>4158847It best be TwiPie
>>4158847TELL ME WHAT IT ISPLS
why is there no tumblr for twilight where she casts spells on her friends that make them do humiliating and boner inducing things?
>>4158847It better feature heterosexual consensual sex.
>>4158305I tried, anon. You have to believe I tried.
>>4158847inb4 shit tier fetishes.
>>4158860?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>4158849
>>4158858Do you make a point of masturbating to everything no matter how unsexy it is just to be able to say you did so?
>>4158873I'm scared of this...
>>4158847I love it when that happens.
>>4158872BUT THEN WHY IS SHE EATING IT?
>>4158847i have this problem where I get a really good idea for a fic then I masturbate to that idea for weeks because I'm too lazy to write so when I finally get around to it the idea seems boring and stale so I don't write it.
>>4158849>>4158860I swear, that game is full of lunatics
>>4158797I just put a 16GB flash drive of horse porn and fapfics in a waterproof tub in a ceramic pan filled with wet cementWhen it dries, I'm going to break the pan and keep the cement slab on a shelf.
>>4158871>>4158855>>4158865I hope you like Cheerilee sexually
>>4158873>everything I don't like is shit tier
>>4158880B^U
>>4158887I fap to his AJ Dash and Twilight
>>4158908What's her tumblr?
>last nightJesus, why can't we fetish that good every night?
>>4158879HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322225?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4158872FUCK YOU RARITY. BURRITOS ARE ALWAYS DELICIOUS!Thanks anon! Good job on the glowy magic and Rarity's hair.
>>4158916so that's what 3 pictures?
>>4158899Because she actually does like it, she just doesn't want to admit it to herself.
>>4158925I dislike meta posts.
>>4158908I can dig that
>>4158908I do
>>4158904Dark Souls?Yes, pretty much every NPC is some sort of lunatic.
>>4158911welcome to the internet
>>4158913:V
>>4158908Hmmm, well okay. I hope it's written in the second person thus relieving you of the burden of actually writing a character.
>>4158727its just saturnspace that does thatlike every single time, I don't get it either, but heshe does cute pones so I don't mindplus I think the artist just likes humiliating time pone
>>4158925What happened last night?
>>4158911Well, duh...
>>4158941
>>4158872Man she's stubby.
>>4158908Is there spanking ?
>>4158941no you dumbassmoonbase alpha
>>4158941>dark soulsgood job dumpass
>>4158904That's the whole point of the game.Lordran is full of the accursed and insane.Anyone you grow close to and like will either go insane or die horribly or have their dreams crashing down or stab you in the back.And if that didn't happen then they've already done something horrible in their past anyway.
>>4158904
>>4158950>The Doctor x The MasterI love canon shipping
>>4158625She renames all the characters and treats them like OCs.
>>4158964Never heard of that. It's full of lunatics too?
>>4158948>actually liking second person>>4158962There may be some form of punishmentin the second chapter
>>4158926BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>>4158887Different guy but when you have a niche fetish and the amount of decent art of it is low or nonexistent you WILL end up lowering your standards.
Remember the oriental pony doing makeup on Fluttershy? I want a story with one of those and their accent fetting railed
>>4158992Get a load of this nigga.Not pony version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRoHave fun.
>>4158941>>4158978Anonymous, I don't think Dark Souls takes place on the moon in space suits with a bunch of text to speech corniness from motdef and his friends.
>>4158994>actually liking second personAre you figuratively retarded? I was being ironic.
>>4158992It's basically a F2P text-to-speech simulator.
>>4158984>Master episodes in general since rebootGod damn BBC making me love their homosex relationship.
>>4158992http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTludRdZDw
>>4158994What is the name of this fic?
>>4159015It'd be fucking awesome if it did.Coming soon from FROM: Dark Space
Does anyone know what that fanfic where the ponies discover /co/ and Rainbow Dash gets real depressed and tries putting makeup on?
>>4158978>tfw pyrobro keeps asking about your fancy new pyromancies>you can never tell him, no matter how badly he wants to know
>>4158713would you help her fit into the costume and zip up the back for her?
>>4159016I like second-person because I self insert like a pathetic mofo.
>>4159033Ponies Discover /co/
>>4158995HOLLA HOLLA GET $
>>4159016>figuratively retardedPardon me if I'm being sardonic, yes.
>>4159016>I was being ironic on 4chan unironically
>>4159053What kind of reaction is that?
>>4159040Especially if she couldn't take it off unless I helped her.
>>4159033>>4159033>ponies discover /co/Can you believe I STILL have not read this?
>>4159044Nobody said JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN yet
>>4159041I write second person because I am eternally terrified of writing OCs because of the immense hate for them.There's just something about making a full, developed, human character in a mlp fapfic that feels stupid.
>>4159059It's what I get out of my chair and do every time I see a ridiculous post.It's how I stay in shape.
>>4159046I never noticed that the screen appears to be an imageboard. Look at the title of the page, it looks like /t/ - LAxt
>mfw all anyone can talk about MBA is that one fucking viral youtube vid
>>4159072We need a sequel."Ponies discover /mlp/"
>>4159038I know that feel, bro.
>>4159078I usually dodge that by writing about BG ponies fucking.
>>4159088Looks more like /q/ or /9/
>>4159040Sure.
>>4159053My post was of the most transparent irony. I effectively said "I love it when people give us a half written story!"
>>4159109But the point is it looks like a 4chan-style name.
>>4159053>not being ironically ironic
>>4159079That's a good idea, I gotta try that.
>>4158906Why, so someone can discover it in the future?
>>4159089>motdef>viralhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EZ2X1Mf_s
>>4159078Who gives a fuck if it's an OC. If he's need in the story then do it.
>>4159064would you make minute adjustments so that the fabric clings to her body juuuust right and doesn't chafe?and help her fit her wings through the slits in the back?
>>41591323D ENHANCE
>>4159094please don't taint my nostalgiaearly fanfiction is so simple and innocent and recalls a time before this fandom exploded and there wasn't hundred upon hundreds of generic stories and i could actually keep up with the fandom and read stuff and oh god i just want to go back i made so many mistakes i'm sorry just let me try again
>>4159131
>>4159132Would you Rainbow's mother? I bet she has deep voice
>>4159140but he's not needed in the storyhe's a just a human fucking a ponywhy does he need a character?
Veggie55 quit.no more shitty comics
>>4159147that's pretty damn good
>>4159094What would be each ponies reaction to all of the porn ?
>>4159161Anon doesn't.
>>4159147That's really cute
>>4159167Who?
>>4159161Shit i can't read. Thought he was talking about a pony OC.
>>4159167I was starting to like his stuffWhen will Toxic Mario quit?
>>4159187>tfw I knew it was that pic only by just seeing the resolution.God damn it.
>>4159175
>>4159190
>>4159167He claims he's going back to school. I give him 3 months before he's back. Attention is a hell of a drug.
>>4159187>4051You tryin' to cheat me?
>>4159196Some of his stuff was ok, better than Toxic Mario for sure
>>4159175Twilight would awkwardly feign disgust, mimicing the reactions of everyone nearby, but later would start trying to figure out how to connect the machine in her basement to the internet.
>>4159196what i am getting from this comic is that spitfire was always useless
>>4159175>"Why am I always having sex with Twilight in these?"
>>4159208>posting that every time you see himno, anonyou are the autism
>>4159167But he was starting to get funny, that's a shame.
i wanna be the queen of all the bellyrubs
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322265?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4159167oh shit really?!
>>4159208
>>4159175how would they react to the fanon?
>>4159223>Being Sentenal.No anon, he's the autism.
>>4159134>Be a man of tomorrow>It's 3300>Discover a strange cement slab in an archaeological dig of an apartment>Dumbass apprentice guy fumbles it>It smashes into little bits>They find the data within>Take it home>Replications of MLP porn is featured in all the museum exhibits dedicated to the 21st century>They can't make head or tails about why
>>4159196Oh that's cute, though I guess there was more quantity than quality. Hopefully he'll return with more of the later.
>>4159223No, I'm not, he is.
>>4159241Ok this actually made me laugh.
>>4159175They would pretend to be disgusted, then go schlick furiously to pictures of each other in private. It would be their favorite masturbation material for years to come.
>>4159236like no one ever was!
Please be pone farts
>>4159252
>>4159265I would smell most pony farts
>>4159254You both are, you sad sack.
what if ponies was an 80s cartoon aimed at boys
Can we VLC again?
>>4159265
>>4159279at least I don't use the name field!
>>4159280then fluttershy and rarity would be irrelevant
>>4159302And nothing of value was lost.
>>4159272>first sentence on the first page:"This book"
>>4159280>AJ as Raph>RD as LeoThe fuck? Should be reversed.
>>4159262which two ponies would be most likely to try something they saw in pony porn with each other
>>4159280Then Twilight would be my favorite pony
>>4159302Fluttershy = SplinterRarity = April O'Neill
>>4159312Rarity and Fluttershy.
All I want in life is to massage and lick a little a tired human Fluttershy's feet after a long day of wearing uncomfortable shoes for Rarity's fashion showIs that too much to ask?
huh, text folder has crazy shit
>>4159280>Dash/LeoHaha no.
>>4159312Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie
>>4159312First thing he'll insist on trying
>>4159323i'll never understand a fetish that involves putting fungus and dirt in your mouth.
>>4159323how would they smellhow would they taste
>>4159237>posting images of vague memories from the dark recesses of my mindStop that Anonymous.
>>4159331Is Spitfire using her ass as a jet engine?
>>4159311Wrong. Dash exhibited leadership qualities in HF, AJ has always preferred to work solo
>>4159311>>4159326wasn't Leo the smart one?
>>4159325I love finding those hidden gems that I apparently saved and then forgot about.
>>4159336It's an acquired taste>>4159339Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
>>4159353Dont you know how pegasii biology works?
>>4159344remember the old movie commercials on VHS tapes?
>>4159359That's some real Slaaneshian shit right there.
>>4159281Only for you, anon
>>4159374So they fly like Assblasters?
>>4159030Coming Soon from FROM: Chromehounds 2fixed
>>4159381How could I forget. Because I could actually skip them.VHS was wonderful in that respect.
I would a Mrs. Cake.Just saiyan.
>>4159391>tfw Burt
>>4159357no that was donmike was the joker, raph was the hot head, and leo was the leader
>>4159323
>>4159381Ohhh yes, those had a charm I'll never forget.
>>4159411Bert is best pony
>>4159281>>4159390Why not just show a side-by-side comparison of the same video being played back in VLC and another player to point out how awful the image quality is.
>>4159411Did you say Butt?
>>4159381Remember when videos came in big plastic clam shells?
>>4159428*chhsssssss buuuuuurrrrrrr chaaaa vrrrrRRRRRRRR*Such were the awesome noises of loading a VHS into a player.
>>4159318>Rarity = April O'Neilloh my, i want someone to draw this
>>4159381
>>4159443>That popping noiseOh man.
>>4159336You give them a nice wash first.
>>4159411
BEEN DREAMIN I BEEN WAITIN
>>4159448>Twist = April O'Neillfixed
>>4159427This picture hits so many fetishes
How to stream movies online?
>>4159464Nah, Twist = Irma
>>4159459BAHAHAHAHA
>>4159457Nuh uh anon, I prefer the scent of a long day in shoes.
>>4159469click the play video button on utorrent
>>4159381This was on about half the VHSs I had when I was a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3poLxJjzw
>>4159443Remember when TV was black and white?
>>4159460TO FLY WITH THOSE GREAT PONES
>>4159485Nope. I'm not 80.
>>4159486
>>4159485I REMEMBERDON'T WORRY WORRYHOW COULD I EVER FORGET
>>4159485Remember when the radio serials began to replace reading for entertainment?
>>4159486THE WONDERBOLTS, THEIR DARING TRICKS
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322302?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
I just want more pictures of humanised ponies getting fucked by pony ponies.Is that too much to ask?
>>4159501THEIR DARING TRICKS!
Remember when Twilight totally beefed it?
>>4159507Remember when lightbulbs where only for the rich/
>>4159481http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
Remember when you bought your first Sega CD, and when you got home and set it up, your wife asked you to let your son play, but you said "no, he is already 18, he can move out and buy his own Sega CD if he wants." Then you proceeded to play Sewer Shark all weekend
>>4159519WE'RE TURNING YOUR BEDROOM BACK INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM
>>4159507Remember how back in the day everyone owned a horse?
>>4159507remember when kids didnt have to memorize anything and could just read it off a scroll?
>>4159523does that mean she farted
>>4159524remember when they never blew?
Remember when you got up early to watch the new horse and scrambling to find a good stream that wasn't full?
>>4159539Remember the attack of Ticonderoga?
>>4159550no, I have the Hub
>>4159525>that commecialFUCK YOU THAT SHIT RA FOR AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TIME
>>4159473>Twist = Janine from GhostbustersFixed for accuracy.
>>4159523But Twilight beefs it all the time.
>>4159523When has Twilight ever not beefed it?
>>4159550I remember having to wait for hours until some one would actually upload a 480p version to youtube.
>>4159479Ah, I guess there is a certain charm when they're natural.
>>4159550I was always HUB master race
>>4159525http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbbIa-i-a1w
Do you remember the timewhen we fell in love
>>4159567
>>4159549Remember when we invented the wheel?
>>4159565>Twist = Kyle's cousin Kyle from South Parkimproved for greater accuracy
>>4159550joowz was never full.
>>4159572Fuck yea, mah nigga!
>>4159523
>>4159591>Inb4 LEL SPAMMER
I like hooves more than butts
>>4159550I started watching the show two days after the last episode of the first season. My first stint of MLPG was hamburgertime.
>>4159480I meant stream a video I have to a group of people like MLPG has with movie nights.
>>4159605I like chibby pone better than regular pone
>>4159550no, i was always at work during s1's airtimes
>>4159550I've been with you guys since Bridle Gossip but never had high speed internet to watch, until now. I'll get to watch episodes with you guys for the first time!
is this the endof everything
>>4159605How do you feel about butthooves
>>4159469>>4159619ProcasterDon't bother if you have shit Internet speeds
>>4159624I also like messing up the word "chubby" apparently.God damn.
>>4159606>that feelI started out on EqD in summer reading fanfiction. I cn't be the only one.
>>4159619Go here and make accounthttp://new.livestream.com/homeDownload Procasterhttp://new.livestream.com/broadcast-live/encoderFollow instructions, need decent internet connection though.
>>4159525we badhttp://youtu.be/wT8ubZ5rDME
>>4159605I'm more of a butts guy.
>>4159571It's my biggest fetish
>>4159606That explains a lot.
>>4159605There's almost no good hoof fetish art. What's up with that?
>>4159631it was the highlight of my week.all that joke cracking in the chat.all those hilarious low quality screengrabs in the general.
>>4159626>That feel.I always had to wait until I got home and check out Yaridovch's Synch holy shit it's still going
>>4159642Like before you even saw the show you were reading fanfiction?
>>4159605Would you help Rainbow Dash with her sensitive hooves problem ?
>>4159323would you suck on her little toes one at a timeor would you start by licking her soft soles
>>4159651>Ditzywhat the fuck is this brony bullshit i am reading
>>4159639I've heard about having a butterface but never butterhooves!
>>4159660Of course not. I saw the show in one sitting basically then saw the link of it in the linkboard.
I've been here since Winter Wrap Up first aired.I've never made much of a name for myself, but I feel like I've had an undeniable effect on the attitude and 'culture' of MLPG, if only by the virtue of being here almost every day for nearly two years.The effect hasn't been positive. I'm sorry.
>>4159651That Pinkie on the 2nd panel is fucking adorable.
>>4159657reading the threads talk about the show as it happened was the best, even though I couldn't watch it
>>4159684Are you a shitposter?
>>4159674>never heard of butterhoovesDo you even horse versions of common human expressions?
>>4159581
>>4159689i miss posting while watching new episodesthose threads should be highlighted
>>4159634Yes.
>>4159550>dat Fluffy sekrit klubhouse>dem elitist asshole bros>dat waking up at asscrack-o-clock>dat being unable to sleep the night before out of concern that I wouldn't get in before it filled up>dem heart attacks brought on by Fluffy not getting to the stream until 5 minutes before airtime>dem memories
>>4159684I'd like to blame you for MLPG being so fucking angry all the time, but that's just because it's a product of 4chan.
>>4159606I wasn't in until after Season 1, either. I still haven't watched most of Season 2, and maybe 3 or 4 episodes from Season 1
>>4159696A terrible, terrible one I'm afraid.
>>4159550I remember getting up early to get in Fluffy's stream
>>4159651fix it fucker
>>4159719I almost fucking fell for it.
>>4159684I like to think that the time I've spent here has brightened up an Anon or twoit's always nice making someone else happy
>>4159684>tfw i can never leave this place because i've grown attached i was the original when is new horse poster. i just wanted to know when the new episode was, now i feel like i'm too attached to this place to leave.
>>4159725Me too, like racing to get awake in time to catch a spot. I'm still sorry for posting the link in the thread. I didn't know at the time.
>MLPG fetish talkNight time MLPG is here, folks!
>>4159713>>4159725>camping in Fluffy's stream 3 hours early>it was already half-fullHonestly, I'm surprised I ever had a seat.
>>4159743Hell, its about time.
anyone in your life remind you of poni
>>4159733>That feelI can only hope the things I've done have made people smile, and made the hiatus a little more bearable.
>>4159733I only possess the ability to make everyone as miserable as me.
>>4159673>>4159729either Ditzy or Derpy could be just like Pinkie, not her real name
>>4159719I think I have issues because I remember that his first post here was that fluttershy in february 2011. It can't be healthy to remember this stuff.
>>4159689>Those casual trips (and McGee)I liked when people from other boards and /co/ came to the General to watch the episode with us.And everything was ok with that...
>>4159745>get in 3 hours early the next week>maximum number of viewers has already been reached
>>4159673>>4159729
>Tfw you've been here for almost two years and have never done anything worthwhile >not even created an MLPG injoke This shouldn't bother me as much as it does
>>4159684>>4159737>this feelI've had a major, major effect on the culture and memes that MLPG has spawned. I regret most of what I've done but I just keep doing it. There is no end in sight.
>>4159732It's not a joke you dumbass, it's not the first time he admits he didn't watch all the episodes.
>>4159737>I was the original [insert mlpg meme] posterI don't know why it annoys me when anon posts this
>tfw multiple streams at the same timeI muted the ones that were laggy so that I wouldn't miss anything.
>>4159745>only 3 hours earlysup casual
>>4159762sorry just butt devastation still.
>>4159737>that feelthere's an almost cozy familiarity with this placeeven with all the shitposters and stuff like that
>>4159769much better
>>4159791Go back to SomethingAwful already you faggot.
>>4159769Brilliant.
>>4159550No because I had the Hub
>>4159753>Pinkie reminds me of my girlfriendAww, thats cute and I'm really jelly ab->who is now deadOh.I don't know what I would do if I was ever lucky enough to find a great girl like Pinkie and lose her
>>4159550I used to watch them on the really popular brony streams because Fluffy's stream was always full and the MLPG streams weren't a thing yet.
>>4159779>memes
>>4159796You are worse than evil
>>4159803>name
>>4159791>title-amused-to-death>stealing SA avatars
>not having the Hub
>>4159779like what?
>>4159670Do you think human Fluttershy would have big feet that she has always been self-conscience about, until you show her how lovely they truly are ?
>>4159817Deal with it, we have memes.
>Wanting to circlejerk on a shitty quality stream like Fluffy's.>Not watching the episode in better streams and overreact at everything on MLPG.Where's my pal "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"?
>>4159713>waking up at ass-crack o'clock to join Fluffy's streamFeels good being a Britfag.
>tfw under two months away until my second mlpg anniversary
>>4159684>>4159722do you just constantly talk negatively about things you don't like? That's the worst
>>4159830Well shit, I do now.
>>4159686
>>4159773The only thing I've ever done while here is poke some world-building, make a promise I never kept I'm sorry, Knigh/tg/uy, I never did make those characters. Nearly two years and nothing to show for it. But with the D&D crowd moving in now, I'm hoping you don't hold it against me too much., and generally be a bit of a waste of space.
>>4159828I streamed a few new episodes for mlpg a while back since I have cable streaming on my computer.Felt good.
>>4159795i just wanted to state why i'm too attached to this place.i'm sorry anon ;_;
>>4159826This is a guy who is too lazy to scribble "bad poster" in MSPaint.
>>4159838oh god that guy
>>4159828>tfw living in 3rd world country
>>4159753My pillow.
>>4159670Hnng, oh man soles are my weakness.Not that I'd neglect her toes, they just wouldn't be first.
does anyone else here fapped to real mares then felt dirty afterwards?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322350?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4159846oh no, I forgot to get anon something for the anniversary
>tfw fish has swim bladder disease
>>4159876I have but I don't feel dirty.
>>4159860>derpy is a very ugly cake.png
>>4159838that reminds me of loudanon>CAPS:ON>HDMI:ON>MLPG:ON>PANTS:OFF>LET'S DO THIS
>>4159854>you will never have this much fun
>>4159854Oh Pinkie, you never fail to amuse me.
>>4159887I miss loudanon.
>>4159876Yes to the first part, no to the second
ITT let's pretend it's new episode day.PLACE YOUR FUCKIN BETS
>>4159848No, but I do complain about them whenever they show up.Then I complain about people who complain about things needlessly.Sometimes, when you guys are having too much fun and it makes me angry, I post something, then post something complaining about that, and just repeat until something sticks and you guys just carry it off on your own. I'm really sorry.
>>4159860I didn't mean to be hostile. I just don't know why it bothers me.I love doing stuff for mlpg as anon.
>>4159886fuck you, that cake has a heart of gold
>>4159887The "pants: off" is a /mlp/ thing. It has always been the first three only.I know it because I used to post that until that fucker copied me and added the "pants: off"
>>4159917I'm going with the safe bet and saying Dash.Can't go wrong picking Dash.
>>415991722 minutesalways
>>4159917fluttershy.its always fluttershy.
I wonder if verdictanon will be here for season 3.
>>4159917Fluttershy, as always.
>>4159925niggaplz, PANTS:OFF has been happening since /co/
>>4159917
>>4159925Really? I thoughtI had seen it on /co/ sometimes.
>>4159917dash, always bet on the dash. shes a cunt pony
>>4159929This guy knows what's up.
I've been here so long. I don't know when it started. Some time in season oneEveryday. So many threadsSometimes when I close my eyes at night I think I can imagine what it was like before pony. The outside. Other interests. But I don't know whats memory and whats fantasy.
>>4159917Fluttershy of course.
>>4159925but i saw it back on /co/
>>4159875Same here, soles first and then finish with toe sucking.
>>4159871Where do you live?
>>4159167I just saw1 down, 1 to go
>>4159940>>4159945Well maybe it was on /co/ too, but it was a "new" thing after all.I hate that asshole for stealing my catchphrase.
>>4159952yeah, i really don't know what i did with my spare time before pony.I think i just fucked around on /v/ and /co/, but i really don't know man.
>>4159917>>4159917
>>4159971Oh god that fucking month.
>>4159918>samefag fighting yourself for attentionI'm sorry you couldn't think of something you like to post about
>>4159968Hahaha don't worry anon, everyone here steals everything to everyone.
guys my dog just walked into my room and sat under my deskdo you think she wants to bang
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>4159928If you didn't hate Pinkie on episode 1 season 1, you had no taste.
You guys, I had a pony dream last night. It also involved tomb-raider-like puzzles and navy battles. It was so good, I was actually Twilight Sparkle and I got >feels towards the end
>>4159640>>4159645Thanks!
>>4159917All in on Spike
>>4159971>Black History Month>only show the same thingHilarious.
>>4159983I don't think you have a dogEnjoy your desk
>>4159980Apology accepted.
>>4159984Pff. good, I mean, it's not like I w-wanted to or anything.B-baka
>>4159971>BLACK ASTRONAUT>BLACK ASTRONAUT>BLACK ASTRONAUT>BLACK ASTRONAUT>BLACK ASTRONAUTevery fucking week
>>4159971hahahahaha oh god.every fucking time.Just racist shots at everything.it was fantastic.
>>4159917>all these votes for dash and fluttershyFeels good to be a Pinkiefag
>>4159956http://tinyurl.com/9893dkbA google search suggests otherwisegoddamn we need a better search for archived threads
>>4159921>>4159930>>4159939>>4159953Would you hold and comfort a sobbing Fluttershy who's upset how so many people she doesnt know hate her?
>>4160019Pinkie and Twilight rarely got votes iirc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N84LHNMmaAcBattletoads English episode of Game Center CX is out.
>>4160033Yes. And I would call her 'sweetie'.
>>4160020What happened to that anon and his archive search program? I saw a screen cap of it in action, and I thought he was nearing completions a while ago.
can someone draw a sad lyra with hats so i can audio image this song with ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZouYNu3Z6k
>>4160036It has been for some time.And is frequently posted here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttp://www.livestream.com/drayjaydrawAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4160019Dashhaters and Flutterhaters are the most vocal people in MLPG. This shouldn't shock you.
>>4160033No, she's a weak boring cunt who doesn't deserve her wings or even friends.Yeah probably. I'd also fix her some tea and cookies
>>4159957Arch, then heel, then ball, then toes.
>>4160019Pinkie Pie is and will always be the best pony to me
>>4160010why did you get mad at fun instead of joining in? That is sad.
>>4160051I'M SORRYI'm lazy
>>4160038I will never understand
>>4160020A Google search for arch.413chan.net suggests that?
>>4160036>batlah tweooddshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAMlb7geKV8
>>4160020>>4160051I could make one when I have time I guess
JESUS FUCK, BASIL IS DOWN, NEW STREAM WHERE
>>4160060>she's a weak boring cunt who doesn't deserve her wings or even friends.holy shit bro
The columbia network takes great pleasure in bringing you a tale well calculated to keep you in....
>>4160062Get over here and smile.
joowz.comjoowz.comjoowz.comjoowz.com
>>4160089Rare behind the scenes footage
>>4160085>streams down
>>4160080Huh, my search didn't make it through the tinyurlthe terms were"HDMI:ON" "PANTS:OFF"and it only returned /mlp/ results
>>4160085>some cunt reports the stream mid episode
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1322376?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>saving Yak
STREAM WHERE?
>>4160101Oh boy it's like my old /co/
>>4160107NOT THIS STUPID SHIT AGAINFUCK
>>4160056>DrayJay: yesss my stoner song>wolfnanaki: Stoner song?>DrayJay: yes. i hear it every time i get high>DrayJay: lol i've never gotten highFucking furries
>>4160070>>4160082NO. Combine your talents, resources and skills. Where the two of you could make two different programs, together you could make something even better.Unless sharing emails is still taboo.
>>4160056druidanon, why are you so retarded?
>>4160033she would probably just think that it's all her faultfor not being funny, or brave, or prettyshe'd probably actually start to believe she WAS a background ponymaybe Ponyville would just be better off without her...
>>4160060I'm imagining anon constantly verbally abusing Fluttershy, but at the same time doing nice things for her>Fluttershy wakes up in the morning to find breakfast in bed>Theres a note>"Hopefully you died in you sleep and I'll come how just to throw all this in the garbage"
>>4160101
>>4160065Because I'm always worried that people are having more fun than me behind my back, and this is the only method I have to ruin their fun.>That is sad.I wish I wasn't such a depressed and bitter little shit all the time and that I could just have fun. I really do. I'm sorry.
Oh shit MLPG, they're having this ice cream party thing on the first floor of my dorm building.Now I want some ice cream, but I'd probably have to like talk to people and shit and i cannot into social situations.What should I do?
>>4160127There's so many of those pictures that I just didn't save cause they were posted all the time.
>Chuck-e-cheese commercialswhy do i sit through this shit.
>not being apart of the Hub master raceEpisode in 20 minutes niggas.
>>4160143kill yourself and leave a note that says 'i just wanted some ice cream'
>>4160140>maize.exe
>>4160143Bring a case of beerNo talking necessary, instant warm welcome
>>4160143Not your personal blog
>>4160140>Not knowing the spammer.
>>4160143Just go. Consequences be damned.if you must, drink first,.
>>4159323>>4159323Dash gets home and sets her shoes on the table. When you ask her to pick them up, because you're putting dinner there, she flops onto the couch and tells you she'll do it in a minute, right now her little feet are killing her.What do you do?
>>4160143buy ice cream for yourself?
>>4160127When did this happen? I think it was in a CMC S2 episode.
>>4160143Are you the same guy who dropped his spaghetti and accidentally came out of the closet to some strangers?Yes, you should go.
>>4160148I have them all because I make them
>>4160143go get it, talk to no onethen leave
>>4160171It was in the MMM episode
>>4160104Fluttershy really does not deserve the gift of wings
>>4160173>Are you the same guy who dropped his spaghetti and accidentally came out of the closet to some strangers?What?
Guys I'm having an ice cream party in my dorm and this 300 lb neckbeard wearing a Dash T-shirt just came down the stairs.What should I do?
>>4160127Combine that with a Rarity episode and you'll get busted seams!
>>4160176trollestia pls
>>4160143Fucking bullshit.You never have to socialize beyond a "hello" or a "yes I would like some ice cream."If you're lucky, they'll have pizza. I know this from experience.Remember, eye contact, speak when spoken to, and you can pretty much leave after you get your stuff. Provided they don't want the dishes back.
>make annoyed post>people misinterpret it and end up actually discussing poniesI... I honestly feel happy that you fuckers are better people than me. I'm sorry.
>>4160143>go>take as much as ice cream as you can>say thanks>get out as soon as possible
>>4160193synchronized suicide
>>4160193Kick his ass
>>4160167Drop that dinner like it's hot and get to work on her feet, of course.
>>4160143>how to into conversations:>pick up a newspaper>read world events, editorials and opinion columns>use those subjects and opinions as conversation starters
>>4160176You are still my niggaest nigga Trollestia
>>4160132>>4160132>>4160132>>4160132
>>4160228I know he has autism stop pointing it out so often.
>>4160191There was this anon a couple of nights ago who described a social encounter with his roommate's friends that went pretty poorly.He considered dropping out of school afterwards.
>>4160197>>4160198OH NO MY SECRET IDENTITY>>4160224I have niggas? Awesome.
>>4160176Didn't know you were still around.
>>4160143are you fucking kiddingthe only reason Winston hasnt been shitting up the general lately is because he's been out partying every other night
>internet bill up to $300>still here anywaywhy can't I quit youI'm so alone
>>4160223>they continue the conversation>you don't know anything else about the subjects except those very brief pieces
Guys I'm icecream and some stupid kids are having party but just started screaming about cartoon horses while I just sit here melting.What should I do?
>>4160173yes ;_;>>4160155>>4160159>>4160165>>4160169>>4160181>>4160204>>4160208Alright fuck it, I'm getting some ice cream dammit. I'll let you guys know how it goes.
>>4160246Holy shit haven't seen you with your trip in months still, you are recognizable as fuck
>>4160228OKAY! I just need to work on parsing old HTML. Here's an artifact from one of said threads.
>>4160143Just do this if someone talks to you.
>>4160242Sorry. Just thought you ought to know.
Guys I'm a dorm and these faggots are getting ice cream everywhere.What do?
>>4160246I wonder how many of our old trips are posting as anon now
>>4160262Please don't.
Ice cream here. These two guys are talking awkwardly. One guys is moving all over the place and the other guy looks like a pedo. What do I do?
>>4160262>yes ;_;hahahaha I fucking love you guys
this still cracks me up
>>4160260>>4160262god fuck you guys I want ice cream now and don't have any
>>4160262Go. Talk to some people, anonymous.
>>4160272collapse beneath their feet.then tell the world your story.
>>4160246I had a dream that you posted with your trip and the thread derailed into posts of>trollestia>>>/mlp/>>>/b/>>>/bread/It was terrible
>>4160223>Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala...pure...Kuala Lum...per...France!
>>4160132No that's pointless for something this simple, if someone else is working on one I won't bother
>>4160285it happened 6 days agoI don't see why "still cracks me up is an accomplishment"
Is there an Ice cream pony?
>>4160274Do namefags count?
Hey guis
>>4160297>tfw this actually could happen.
>>4160307Sorry for stealing your thunder
>>4160258>"Yeah, Iran IS pretty crazy, anon. Oh, that reminds me, there's this new Iranian student in my dorm, I met her at Phi Delt's party. Do you like their parties? I think they drink too mu->"SIXTY FOUR PEOPLE WERE WOUNDED IN THE PHILLIPINES WHEN A TRAIN DERAILED. AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING THE CAUSE ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS CONVERSATION?"
>>4160297...uh, weird. I've had maybe three thread based dreams.
>>4160263Yeah, I know. I don't care.>>4160274All of them, probably. I haven't seen CJ post with his name since... before the wedding eps, probably.>>4160297You have my sympathy. Why are you dreaming about me you creepy faggot?
>>4160304Kent Brockman pls go.
>>4160318You could have stopped it
>>4160315Oh yeah, you made a thread yesterday hah.
>>4160286Luckily I have some good humor cones
I recognize these names, but no contributions attached to them. Interesting.
>>4160309because things stop being funny after 6 days
>>4160343senthatanon pls
>>4160307Well my reasoning is, if it's simple, why hasn't it been done already?
>>4160318that's what made it so terriblewell, that and dreaming about posting on MLPGlike it wasn't even a dream of me posting on it, I was just watching the horse go by and my entire vision was yotsuba B
>>4160286I have a freezer full of ice cream.Y'all niggas jelly
>>4160354JUST GIVE ME TIME
>>4160315You are not me.
>>4160274I put anon in the name field because I've always been that hard core.
New Horse:>>4160362>>4160362>>4160362
>ice creamNot now guys, I just went at a box of fried chicken like a starving redguard. I'm still wiping crumbs off my face.
>>4160364You have three days anonymous. Fail to deliver, and the South shall burn.Nah, take your time, better to get it right than wrong.
>>4160374YOU CAN'T PROVE IT
>>4160223I want pilots to leave right meow.
>>4160167I get to work, her feet aren't going to pamper themselves.
>>4160404>the south shall burn>implying it doesnt manage to burn just fine on its own
>>4160354I guess no one thought of it
>MLPG talking about ice cream>Suddenly want some>Have one cone leftLife is good
>>4160414Actually, I did by posting with my trip.I had delusions of being a writefag at one point, but that fell through.
>>4160507Me three. I only ever wrote one thing, back in haitus 2011.
>>4160465SAME HEREI wonder how many failed writefags populate these threads. Every weekend I contemplate starting again, and every single "x pls write" makes me think, huh, you know, maybe I should...But nothing ever happens...
>>4160465SAME HEREI wonder how many failed writefags populate these threads.Every weekend I contemplate starting again, and every single "x pls write" makes me thing, huh, you know, maybe I should...But nothing ever happens...
>>4160507I wanna write, but the problem is I suck at writing actual sex. I'm one of those weird people that finds the situation much more sexy than the actual sex. It just feels so mechanical like going through the motions.
>>4160507>>4160545Eh, I get the urge as well, but I don't write as fast, or as concisely as some of these other people.And most of what I would write is either not what they want, or contrived, trite garbage.I briefly considered DMing a game, but then realized that, for all the work I might put into it, it would all fall apart and I might not be able to salvage it as quickly as they would hope. Plus, I like using stuff like gametable and the d10 system might be a bit weird to switch to.
>>4160428Would you rub her toes?Even if she said she was ticklish?
