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Smaller head. Da da dada da daWHOA
>scrunchessure why not
And we were so close
>>4145467RossRoss is that youRossRoss I love you
>>4145470Oh shit I can't believe somebody saved that.Even I didn't save it
How does mlpg find Dark Souls as it compares to its predecessor, Demon's Souls?
>>4145471>implying we can ever stopWhat's it like being so hopelessly optimistic?
I live on the edge of town. Outside the window is a small road. Beyond that, there's an old, low barbed-wire fence, and after that it's just vast open fields. Those fields are absolutely pitch-black at night. Not a single light, not a trace of moonlight except on full moons. Nothing. You look out my window, it's just utter blackness as far as the eye can see. It's 3:35 AM. And I keep hearing a horse whinnying outside, in the darkness.I'm not even joking.
>>4145445>he will never force you to suck him off in the middle of the field>he will never force you to survive on nothing but multivitamins and his seed>he will never make you rim him while his friends run a train on you>he will never hire you out to make some money>he will never viciously defend you if a stallion goes too far with you
>>4145484You should write more.
>>4145484go fuck it
>>4145448You did? I think I missed it. Care to show?and yet I still would liek to see fluttershy if that's okay with you
>>4145484It wants your dick
>>4145473I would Splotchbutt all night until she's ready to pass out and asks me to not exit her and simply fall asleep inside her.
AAA THERE IT IS AGAINIt's such a ghostly whinnyIt pierces through the total silence of the night outsidecoming from somewhere in the darknessit's so exact it could be a stock sound effect from a movie for generic horse rearing up momentsit's closer this time
would you praise the sun and moon simultaneously?
>>4145463You could wear layers and have the ponies hugging you under the pony that you wear. That way they wouldn't fall off if they got tired.
>>4145484Don't waste your chance GGTell us latrer how date went
>>4145484>>4145504They must be sleep walking/talking.
>>4145504Go and find it RJust go
>>4145491Would he buy me a nice collar with my name on a little tag, and his name prefaced with "owner:"?
>>4145504>le_newton_face.jpg
>>4145504It's your destiny GGGO TAME IT
>>4145504>>4145484Glitter Glue quest anyone?
>>4145507That's actually kind of a cute concept.
>>4145504Grab the brony cash and get out of there.Maybe if you leave your brother it'll stop to eat him and won't chase you.
>>4145484more
>>4145508THIS IS NOT A SEXY HORSETHIS IS A FUCKING PHANTOM HORSEIT'S OUT THEREIT'S STALKING MEi swear it sounds closer and closer every timeI look out my window but there's no way I can see anythingit could be anywherethe other night there were wolves or coyotes and you could hear them running and barking and howling like out of a moviebut this is way creepier
>>4145514That's so cliche. The ponies all know he owns you because you smell like his musk. He is so potent and fucks you so often that his smell is has soaked past your skin and into your very being.A collar can be taken off or replaced, but this marks you forever.
>>4145477I thought it was cute
>>4145529You should seek it out RCGo outside and find it
>>4145514oh, no.he'll make you get his name tattooed above your ass.and while his buddies are free to fuck your ass all they want, only he gets the privilege of breeding you.
>>4145529and then a skeleton popped out
>>4145531unfI just hope he never grows tired of me, though I suppose I understand it's not my place to object if he wants to "supplement" me with someone else.
>>4145529neigh
>>4145529> ghost horsei have bad news for you
>>4145484So glad I live in the city. I'd go insane living out in the country like that. I hate silence.
>>4145473>>4145527>what is subtlety
>>4145529Are you feeling well, Gutter Goo?
>>4145549The ass is too big. I'll take the other two.
>>4145527>>4145473>>4145549
Evens: PoneOdds: Guild Wars 20: Sleep
>>4145560>not doing both
>>4145542Why would he want to replace you? You are not just broken, but reshaped around his will. All you want to do is follow his orders, and following his orders brings you more pleasure than any of the ponies that he whores you out to. Your smell is a submissive versions of his that drives him mad with lust and you know how to do everything, both in and out of the bedroom, in just the right way.He also loves you in his own, special way.
>>4145565I already have a Mesmer name Tea Sparkle! What more do you want?!Besides, there were three options.
>>4145425>as you see the array of toys at your disposal and the state of your stallion you bite your lower lip>walking over you smile widely as you turn on the milking machine>kneeling in front of him you tell him that this is the best birthday present ever>you lean in close and put your hands on his cheeks as you whisper that you'll be waiting for him to keep his promise at midnight>you press your lips against his and kiss him deeply as he erupts into the milking cup>heading around to his rear you casually knead his balls and listen to his moans of pleasure, contemplating your next move>your eyes spy a bottle of lube and with a wicked grin you scoop it up>his whinny of surprise gives way to a long shuddering moan as you massage his prostate>you tell him that he's going to need all the help he can get if he's going to cum enough for breakfast>you press hard into his ass as you mention that you know how hungry he can get after all
>>4145566>why would he want to replace you?he wouldn't.but he would want more. he always wants more. that's why he's the master. and who am i to deny him what he wants?
/ck/ is a really underrated board.
>Full on, 2-stories-1-thread My Little Fetish General>GG doing somethingtruly, times are good.
>>4145545
>>4145592I'm loving it too
>>4145592> gg actually going outside his lairwhy did I laught
Is there a MLPG guild in GW2?it's so lonely ;_;
>>4145599He's outside exploring as we speakHe's living his own adventure
>>4145581You aren't.That's why when he brings home a couple of collared mares the first thing you do is drop to your knees and demonstrate how to fellate him. Once that's done you deeply kiss them both to teach them his taste and amuse him. After that you go about the house and teach them about everything he likes outside the bedroom. That night you walk them through every carnal desire he has.Some night he has the three of you play together for his amusement.He shows you his favor by letting you play the stallion.
>>4145601There is one but I don't know what it is. Daytime threads would know.
So when do you think the show will end?How many seasons?When will you stop watching it?If the show ends or turns to shit will you still come here?
>>4145607> 5 rolls ,1d10, 35 required to avoid being suddenly killed by that thing> rolls failed, critical failure
>>4145601>MLPG Guild>Only 3 people join
>>4145617>it becomes another splinter circlejerk>I spaghetti out
>>4145617>the general bitches about guild chat endlessly
>>4145524>>4145511>>4145538>Lol hey I know personal info about GG>Let me coolly mention it offhand like it's no big deal>But no one reacted so let me keep doing it until someone pays attention to me
>>4145614Probably about 4 or 5 seasons, maybe a few more. I'm sure there will be a movie or two as well. I'll stop coming here before I stop enjoying the show. I might stop watching episodes on release dates.
>>4145554I just heard it againit could be outside my window for all I knowdoesn't help it woke me up from a terrible nightmare about some unseen and unknown evil slowly approaching mei'm legit creeped
>>4145613Sucks cause I'm probably on the wrong server. Oh well.
>>4145636Don't look behind you.
>>4145614Well since they possibly got a new writer and S4 is basically confirmed...I say six.I really doubt it will continue after that even if it's a cash cow. But who knows?As for me I'll quit watching the show when I stop liking it which won't happen probably till it ends since I'm a faggotIf the show ends and the comic will still be running I'll probably come here if this place if enough drawfags and show/comic discussion happens.Also looking at past gens there will be a few movies/specials so theres still reasons to come.But if the show dies, the comic dies, no more pony and G5 is horrible I'll finally be free
>>4145614I stopped watching the show ages ago (haven't seen whole s02 yet). One would say I'm fan of the fandom, but that' s hardly true: I never joined the fandom in a first place, I don't go to EqD (except flash news), I use the tumblr and DA only to follow artists for art (it had nothing to do with fandoms and its aspects), I don't go on cons and don't circlejerk in steam or anywhere else.And the most important thing is that I started to visited generals AFTER I watched the show, because I wanted to know what 4chan thinks of it, not vice versa as bronies.Now I'm here just for quests and art, barely participate in threads on daily basis.
>>4145636Go find it and suck it's cock
>>4145636Grab a flashlight and a camera and go see what it is. Either that or get some earplugs and ignore it.
>>4145636BE A MANTALE FLESHLIGHT AND DISCOVER THE WONDERS OF OUTSIDE SPACE
>>4145648Nigga at least finish watching the fucking show.
>>4145661I'm pretty sure that was an attempt at a joke.I think
>>4145650Wandering through a field at night outside of town is legit dangerous thoughthere are snakes, coyotes, vermin, lots of animal shit (because cows graze there in the day), and now apparently a ghost horseI've never seen horses grazing in that field and even if they did why the fuck would they be there at 4 AM
>>4145671Hide.And hope it doesn't find out that you're there.
>>4145671Well that's what shoes and long pants are for.
>>4145680shoes and long what
>>4145572>you had figured she would use one of the dildos or strapons, so her fist going up your ass caught you by surprise>a high pitched whine escapes you as her knuckles roll across your prostate and your balls pull tight as her free hand presses into the bit of skin between your ballsack and sheath>spurt after spurt of semen that stayed pent up overnight flow down the tub and into the many bottles before you>they fill in small spurts, your seed spread out over all of them>she tisks and squeezes your prostate in her hand>your legs almost turn to jello as you cum harder than you ever have>she squeezes again and again, telling you what a good pony you are as the bottles quickly fill>at last you can't take it anymore and collapse>the milker pops free and leaks some of your seed onto your spurting member, but she ignores you as she grabs a bottle and sets it down in front of you>it's time for breakfast and only an hour has passed
>>4145661>>4145668Not really, I was serious. After that Derpy episode I kind of lost interest (except Amy's latest episode, this one I decided to watch) in the show and after what I heard about wedding I really don't want to. If you ask me do I wait for s03 and excited? Nope, probably not.I still re-watch s01 occasionally.
>>4145671Then you have no choice but to cower.Take heart in the fact that there's no such thing as ghosts, let alone ghost horses. If they were real you'd already be dead.
>>4145683pants, pantaloons
>>4145683gg confirmed for only cargo shorts
>>4145671>ghost horseit's not the ghosts you gotta watch out for. it's the corporeal monsters.
>>4145671>>4145671Do you have a weapon or something?
>>4145601There is, but the thread in which it was made seems to have missed being archived. Tough luck, Anon.
>>4145699I would a GG wearing only cargo shorts
>>4145683http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trousers>"Pants" redirects here.
>>4145685You sound like you might have some psychological issues dealing with fear of the unknown. You have trouble trying new things and often replay old video games, watch old movies, reread old books etc and have an aversion to things you haven't experienced yet in general. Even If I'm wrong, you should watch it and judge for yourself as opposed to letting others decide for you.
>>4145704A weapon isn't going to do shit to protect anyone from shit like snakes or bigass spiders or scorpions, unless it's like a shovel or something. Use the edge to cut snakes and the back for everything else.
>>4145728Quick GG, grab your +3 vorpal shovel of greater skeleton bane.
>>4145684>you watch as your pony gulps down his own spunk>every swallow makes his cock throb a little harder until he's rock hard>you pick up a bottle for yourself, making sure that he's watching>you noisily drink it down, taking your time to savor his musky flavor>you let a little roll down your cheek as you finish the bottle>you set it down and lick your lips, followed by a sigh of satisfaction>there's a little puddle of pre underneath him>picking up a vibrating butt plug you gently slide it into him before switching it on, watching him squirm as it buzzes inside him>sitting down on a cushion you beckon him over as you spread your legs>he obediently trots towards you and you guide his erection to your drooling cunt>the positioning is a little awkward but you manage, ending up leaning back some as he lies against your chest, buried inside you to the hilt>his instinct to thrust is strong, but you hold him still, wanting him to cum from the combination of your warmth and the plug grinding into his prostate>you nudge his head towards your breast, telling him breakfast isn't over yet
>>4145741>shovel>skeletonsyou fool, a shovel has an edge. don't use anything with an edge against a skeleton.
>>4145756>implying shovels can't be used as crushing weapons
>>4145756Why not?
>>4145699shorts are comfy and easy to wear
>>4145756>not smacking shit with the bladeHerp derp.
>>4145762>implying the fast attack isn't with the edge>implying the crush attack isn't slow as sin>implying you wouldn't be pincushioned before you could even connect
>4chan in charge of quick reply boxesIs it nigging out for anyone else? I have to type captchas like 4 times and sometimes it goes through without telling me.
Man, Cowboy Bebop really hits home now that I'm older and understand things better.
>>4145769I like how the eyes are placed exactly where her nipples would be
There are few things I would enjoy more in this world than to be able to pleasure my Stallion and several of his friends, while they mostly ignored me, playing cards or something.
>>4145775No>>4145776Yes>>4145791As long as they were cartoon ponies
>>4145769I love that drawing
>>4145775No trouble on this end.
>>4145797It's basically r63 GG
>>4145776>tfw I watched over 50 anime when I was still into it but never got around to watching Cowboy Bebop
>>4145791just as long as you remember that only he gets to use your cunt. forget, and you will be reminded.
>>4145791This thread is confusing because in the past I wanted nothing more than to be the slutty mare, but now I'm thinking I would rather be a pretty human's birthday stallion
Okay so we know that there will be 13 episodes2 of them will probably be the two parter openingOne is a Scootaloo episodeIt is likely that the ending is also a two parter but nothing is sureSo that leaves us with 8 episodes.I really doubt we'll receive another one about AB or Sweetie since they got one in S2 but there will be at least another CMC episode.Do you think we'll get episodes focusing only on one pony like S&E? Or two/three ponies?I for one would like a few more episodes about two ponies, mainly those that didn't have one (AJ and FS, Rarity and Twilight, Pinkie and FS, Pinkie and Rarity, Pinkie and AJ).
I had no idea Jr was so creative at quest-writingFucker plans everything and still makes it a nightmare for us. Thanks for telling me to hit up Raisin, you guys
>>4145801It's only 26 episodes long, I just watched it for the first time recently and it was really very good.The soundtrack and storyline were both fantastic.Only complaints were that they reused animation frames and sound effects.
>>4145808>only being one thing
>>4145800>It's basically r63 GGWhy did this give me a boner.
>>4145814I wonder how long he spends planning each Raisin quest, and how far ahead
>>4145829>Cell phonewhy is this so funny?
>>4145829I dont get why the phone is in there
>>4145829Meh I prefer same size vore
>>4145813I agree that i want to see more episodes focusing not on a situation or single pony, but something involving multiple ponies at once.I don't care which 2 they pick but interactions between any of the main 6 have always been my favorite parts.
>>4145829>nokia
>>4145829daily wut>>4145832daily fap
>>4145829>macrovorei know you can do better brotherjackdude.
>>4145813>One is a Scootaloo episodeOoh, I missed this entirely, still haven't watched the con vids. Where was it confirmed?
>>4145841Nigga Nokia used to be the best. Those phones were good and jesus christ they could take a beatingNow they just suck
>>4145847It was confirmed about a year ago by Scootaloo's VA in an interview, can't remember where else it was confirmed
>>4145847Her VA said so a long time ago. It was the first thing we learned about s2 if I remember correctly.
>>4145847Dude that's the oldest news about S3 we gotConfirmed by her VA in an interview long ago while S2 was still at the beginign I think
>>4145823>>4145814That fucking hookAJ was pissed man, we're in so much trabble
>>4145856There was a lot of season 3 stuff during that comic con convention, though I'm not sure if any of it was confirmed.
>>4145856>>4145857>>4145863Huh. Wonder how I missed that, then. Thanks!
2 o clock in the corner, skanking
>>4145868Well the only thing that didn't seem to be a joke was the Trixie thing but the FlutterDragon was confirmed fake and Rarity/Octavia duet was a joke so who knows
Goodnight MLPG.Tonight has been extremely productive for the obedient cockslaves among us.
>>4145876Oh I didn't know those were confirmed jokes.I was kind of looking forward to the Flutterdragon episode.
>>4145484>>4145484> yfw it is some anon stalking GG and tryingto lure him out
>>4145877I don't remember anyone telling you that you could go to bed
>>4145473Yes. Yes I would. Long and hard. And then cum inside.>>4145501This.
Would you hit Fluttershy if she literally asked for it as part of her rape fetish?Even if she resisted you (but didn't say boufbowl)?
>>4145891You sound like you would enjoy Luna Quest if you aren't already.
>>4145892Nope, couldn't do itPonies aren't for hurting, even when they're literally or figuratively asking for it
>>4145892Boufbowl you say?you will never get to play boufbowl with your bros
>>4145892...I'd try. It'd be hard though and probably wouldn't be hard enough to satisfy her the first time, though I might be able to do a decent job after a few sessions.
>>4145822I once fapped to the idea of a big MLPG meetup where GG turns out to be a girl, and the only one who showed up at that. Through a combination of peer pressure and intimidation a bunch of anons surround her and coerce her into uneasily stripping off one article of clothing after another.
>>4145895>luna quest>that sex scene>exchanging "I love you"sThere should have been a spaghetti roll for that, failure makes you cry out "I LOOOOVE YOOOOU JEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIST"
>>4145895Not him, but I tried and I just couldn't. I don't like the knowledge that there are plenty of anons who are also masturbating right now to the same thing I am, and the direction they wanted to take it was so far from what I wanted that it was frustrating
>>4145899I started to really like wakfu only after the tournament thing
>>4145481Overall, I think Dark Souls is better. It has better balancing, and doesn't really have any upgrade materials that are near-impossible to get.Also, I like its subtly different controls better.The only thing I don't think is necessarily better is the magic system, but I'm not even sure how that works out in a pure magic build, as I haven't done one in Dark Souls yet.Melee was always more fun in the Souls series anyway.
>>4145900>"be hard" twice, ambiguouslyI am good at writing.
>>4145752>you start to suckle and let yourself lapse back into the training she gave you>the warm cream washes over your tongue and coats your throat as you hear her voice in your head>a good pony pleasures his mistress in whatever way she wants>a good pony can interpret his mistress's will without her having to say a word>a good pony obeys his mistress>her words repeat again and again in your head and you seal dominant part of you away until the clock strikes twelve>you hold stock still and enjoy your mistress's rich cream>the pleasure of the vibrator buzzing against your prostate and her warm tunnel lightly clenching around you fill your body with warmth>as you draw close you simply switch to another breast and continue your meal, your quick breaths raising goosebumps on her breast>the buzzing and heat finally become to much and you cum, you body stock-still except for your testicles as they pull upwards and your head as it flares>spurt after spurt of semen flow into her and you keep drinking like a good ponyI had to leave for something else for a bit, sorry about the wait.
>>4145916Yeah that's where it gets much better. The first 9 or 10 episodes just focus on character building and ezpz adventures, then it gets plot heavy
Okay quick questionThe fuck is Dark Equestria
>>4145918>noticing itYou're better than most
>>4145933Grimdark fic.
>>4145896But she'll smooch up to you so much afterwardsShe knows you don't enjoy it
>>4145917Estrus flasks are a really nice addition.
>>4145942>Estrus flasks___unf___
>>4145648>I started to visited generals AFTER I watched the show, because I wanted to know what 4chan thinks of it, not vice versa as bronies.Most bronies don't even know about the general, much less come here. Which is probably for the best overall.And I really can't imagine why anyone would visit the generals of a show they weren't watching, unless they were trolling.
>>4145942>Estrus flasksOkay, so. Tell me about this game.
>>4145912Well I can't speak for everyone else, but I don't jack it to quests. I enjoy the romantic aspect of it but it's all in good fun.
>>4145927>type it quickly to make up for lost time>errors, errors everywhereAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>4145942>Estrus flasksThank god I'm not the only one.
>>4145917I hear the PC PvP is bugged as shit right now, like it was for consoles. Patch in the works?
>>4145942Much better than just munching on weed.if anyone could od on weed it would be that guy
>>4145954>>4145949>>4145947So which pony would you ask to fill your estrus flask?
>>4145962CelestiaPraise the Sun
>>4145951>but I don't jack it to quests. I enjoy the romantic aspect of it but it's all in good fun.Then what's the point
>>4145927>That mantraOh god, my fetish.
>>4145819Being a birthday stallion lets you both keep and enhance your junk while also letting you be used like a mare. It's a good compromise.
>>4145877and tomorrow, we'll see what we can do for the sadistic mindbreakers among us. maybe. you never know.
>>4145942>Estrus flasksYeah, that's what I had been reading it as too. I fucking hate you assholes.
>>4145917While I agree that getting the upgrade materials is much less maddening in DaS, the actual upgrades themselves were far better in DeS.What DaS removed was-a path that evens out str and dex scaling-a path that buffs str scaling at the expense of dex-a path that buffs dex scaling at the expense of str-a path that buffs crit damage at the expense of base damage-a path that adds poison damage-a path that adds bleeding-a specialised bow path that buffs dex scaling-a specialised shield path that enhances resistances at the expense of defenseAll of that gone and what did we get?-raw (who the fuck uses this?)-crystal (again... who the fuck uses this?)-Lightning (ezmode elemental)-occult (wow it's a more specialised divine, too bad divine is shit anyway)-chaos (wow it's just fire 2.0)-dragon (wow almost all of these weapons nobody ever uses because by the time you have the stats for them they're outclassed by things that scale).Some of the level designs I liked better to. Dooks is supposed to be the DaS equivalent of Tower of Latria. But ToL was a fucking AWESOME level.Overall however I do prefer DaS. Especially the healing. I fucking hated faggots like this cunt >>4145481 who just wouldn't stop munching.
>>4145962I thought you had to be undead to fill your flask?
>>4145975> Dooks is supposed to be the DaS equivalent of Tower of Latria
>>4145966The sex is sort of a goal. Developing a relationship and seeing your efforts pay off is reward enough for me. Shit's like cashing in investments or something, gives you that warm feeling.
>>4145975That kind of variety was paralyzing. I guess I'm too casual for the series but there's so much that Demons Souls expected me to know that I ended up practically playing with a FAQ open. Linear upgrades don't bother me as much.
>>4145966He writes well. It still evokes a certain pleasureful sensitive emotion from me. I'm just not all about whipping it out in that situation.
>>4145976That's an estus flaskAnyone can fill an estrus flask if they find a willing and juicy mare who is in season
>>4145978They're both levels that have a prison theme and are chock full of enemies with high magic resistance and cast spells themselves.The games are full of parallels.Ornstein is the Penetrator.Smough is the Adjudicator.Lautrec is Yurt.Blighttown is Valley of Defilement.Leeroy is Garl.Bell Gargoyles are Maneaters.
>>4145969Would you be your mistresses good, subby little stallion?Would you know you were her little stallion even when she complimented your size?
>Aspirant's waifuquest gets taken over by people in it for the sex>Tries to run a fetish NMM dom thing in a dead thread>Gets derailed by Luna waifu-ersI find this amusing.
>>4145877How so? I just woke up, did I miss some important cockslaving?
>>4145982I think I personally just liked the upgrade paths that let me mess around with the scaling, whether increasing the str scaling or increasing the dex scaling.DaS kinda keeps this with enchanting, which focuses scaling onto INT and allows for some interesting weapon setups (Pike is great to enchant because it normally takes 20 str and 10 dex to wield but only scales well in dex. Enchant it and you've got a solid backup weapon for a STR/INT build).I also liked being able to have a longsword with bleed... because yknow... WHY DOESN'T IT ALREADY DO THAT?
>>4145927>holding his head with your hands, you lovingly rub his ears and praise him as he switches to your other breast>when he flares inside you and begins to pump his hot cum deep into your womb you moan and gasp>he continues to drink from you until the bulge from his spunk filling you pulls him away>panting loudly from the pleasure of being so delightfully full you lavish praise on your good little pony for cumming so much>as you run your fingers through his mane you tell him you're especially proud of how he let the toy push him over>he obediently waits for you to readjust to your extra weight before slowly pulling out>you pull tight as he slips from you, not a single drop lost>standing up, you have steady yourself as your pregnant-looking belly throws off your balance>collecting a few key toys you tell him that you think a nice long bath is in order>as you both head into the bathroom, you sit down on a stool and cradle your gut as he gets into position>you reach out and crank up the vibrator before kneading his sweaty balls with one hand, the other running gently across your girthSo how weird can I get with these toys?
>>4145895>>4145912>>4145907Actually, that sex scene was really weak and pathetic and rushed as fuck. I still has to write down the review, will post it later today or tomorrow in the thread there.
>>4146010YeahSee >>4145445there's some other good femanon/stallionanon going on in that thread but it's not exactly cockslavey
>>4146017I wasn't looking for Hemingway, I enjoyed it.
Entertain me with ponies MLPG
>>4145999Damn right I wouldI'd wear that collar with pride and would do everything I could to make sure I'm the best little stallion she could hope for
>>4145931I want a Braeburn.I want him to find me in the desert outside of town after I wake up there with no memory of how I got there.I want his peculiar scent to fill my nostrils and arouse me.I want the smell of my arousal to arouse him in turn.I want him to turn around and welcome me to Equestria with his tight, willing, virgin ass.I want his cock to hang forgotten under him, drooling as I dominate this stallion as he learns the pleasures of servitude.
>>4146026Probably not but >Blossomforth
>>4145999As long as I knew deep down that she loved me more than anything, that I was her treasure. Her good little stallion.And if she whispered that in my ear over and she could make me cum with no other stimulation.
>>4146026>all those genitals crammed into that tiny space
So did anyone redo the size chart? The one with the candy cane?
>>4145999i want her to blindfold me. i want to hear her voice behind me as she tells me what a good pony i am, what a big pony i am. i want to feel my anus clench involuntarily as she starts to slide the vibrator into me, then relax and gasp as it goes to work. i want her to reach underneath me and stroke me off. i want her to kiss my flanks as she milks me. i want her to order me to come for my mistress, to come for momma.then i want her to shove my face into her crotch, force me to eat her out, and ramp up my vibrator to the highest setting until i'm ready to cum again.and if it isn't soon enough, i want her to discipline me with sounding and denial.
>>4146018Thanks love
>>4146025Hey, check out this trick, Anon!
>>4146043Two threads ago...Or was it three?
>>4146049Dash sure is good at handling balls.
>>4146051Three threads back, it's not on the board anymore and for some awful reason I didn't save it
>>4146049DoesDoes dash like balls?
>>4146054With skills like this she'll get in to the Wonderballs for sure!
>>4146061>you will never go to the sky football stadium with dashITS LIKE BLITZBALLEXCEPT 1000 FEET IN THE AIR
>>4146057I'm to lazy to compare them with a humanAnyway have the final version: Now with imperial units too
>dash>good with ballsSomeone should draw her being pelted with dodgeballs in gym class.
>>4146069Tidus would be great friends with Dash
>>4146025
>>4146074someone should draw her "audition" for the Wonderbolts.but only if she looks like she hates herself for it.
>>4146079Just read RGP if that's what you want.
>>4146015As weird as you want but make it fast. I need to get to sleep soon. Let's-let's-finish-this-in-one-or-two-more-posts-each soon.>the sight of her swollen belly holding your seed tells you that you have been a good pony>you are brought back to the present as the buzzing intensifies past what you thought possible>your well disciplined legs wobble, but become steady as her commanding hands work your shaft and testicles>being a good pony you don't try to hold back and do your best to help her along by thinking of all the things she could do with the toys she brought>despite your volume the tub fills slowly>you worry about disappointing your mistress even though you are doing the best you can
where do most of you artists house your work?
>>4146074You she might take the pain to protect Fluttershy from those balls?
>>4146074>someone with a dodgeball cutiemark>is basically a dodgeball wizard>dodgeballs appearing out of thin air to pelt at people.png
>>4146071You know besides Celestia they aren't that big...>you can hold all the CMC at onceYES
>>4146103Some ponies just love balls.
>>4146109>Rarity will never kiss your balls goodnight
>>4146086It's so late here too - I'll see what I can do>you smile as your pony does his best to prepare your bath>deciding to speed things along you use a silk ribbon to tie a pair of bullet vibrators to each of his testicles>your hands free, you kneel beside him and press your full belly against his side>you ask him if he knows just how good he is>not just for the womb swollen with his delightfully thick cum>but for mounting her every morning and lovingly milking her>you lean close to his ear and nibble on it between words>you whisper how every day you're living out your greatest fantasy>every day you're getting rutted by your good little stallion>and at midnight you'll get pounded so hard you probably won't be able to walk for a few days>but right now your good little stallion's going to fill up that tub>not because you told him to or because it's your birthday>but because he wants to>you smile as he trembles and nearly collapses>your bath prepared, you carefully extract the buttplug and vibrators and pick him up>easing into the tub yourself you set him down beside you for a nice, long musky soak
we ded
>>4146124I don't like you.
>>4146119
>>4146092I had a tumblr for a while.Then I realized it was dong me no good, so now I house them in a folder on my hard disk where nobody can see them.
>>4145892If she genuinely wanted me to, I could hardly reject her wish, could I?I probably wouldn't hit her very hard though.
>>4146119If you see this before you reply, I was thinking that she edges him until midnight and teases him by working a horsecock dildo in and out of herself while bent over on the bed right in front of him.
does pone go to the gymor does pone burn enough calories naturally throughout the course of the day
>>4145895Yes, I've been following Luna Quest, and participating when I have the opportunity.>>4145912I don't know if anyone does, but I don't think I could fap to a quest. It's more for the fun. Maybe if there was pissing involved... but still not sure.>>4146017It did seem a bit rushed, but it was rather sweet, and I'm not sure I'd want to see a massive session-long sex scene in a quest. (or would I? hmm...)
>>4146147Some fruit actually burns more calories to consume than they containApples are not one of them.
>>4146129>Desktop gooseneck microphoneI don't like you either Dash
>>4146147pone puts on spandex and hits the gym.
>>4146152Who the fuck would like Dash?
>>4146153I hope they do a beach episode with ponies wearing 1 piece spandex suits.
>>4146151tiny apple never got untinied. its all a lie.
>>4146159Dashfags.
>>4146159She's my favorite pony.
>>4146153Pinkie-a-friend-in-deed-cold-open.aviworst cold open second to that one where spike is dreaming
>>4146162But...they're a myth...that's just like saying the Flutterfags exist.How could someone like such horrible ponies
>>4146166You have shit taste
>>4146159I like Dash. She is a cute pony.
>>4146166brony pls have different opinions than me which is just fine also sorry for calling you a brony
>>4146175But i admit that Rarity is the best pony.Dash is just my favorite.
>>4146172Being a Flutterfag is awesome. Stay jelly.
>>4145942Yeah, I like it better that they limit it to a certain number of heals rather than making you buy vast numbers of healing plants and spam them all the time.>>4145956I haven't played the PC version (is it even out yet?), only the PS3 version (mostly because Demon's Souls was on PS3, so I figured they would be best at developing for PS3) and I don't do much PvP anyway, so I don't know about that. If it's bugged they'll probably patch it.>>4145975To be honest, I think I prefer the DaS upgrade paths too. They aren't quite as flexible with regards to weapons you can use with each stat, but it makes more sense logically to make the physical scaling stats based on weapon type. Personaly I prefer DEX in both games, and going through DaS with a DEX build is pretty much a breeze once you're familiar with the game, while in DeS it's still a pain in the ass to get your weapon upgraded because you have to grind the materials.And yeah, the grass munching in DeS was a bit stupid. The estus flasks are a way better system. I hope they keep them (or something similar) for the third Souls game.
>>4146187>that left wingI hate that vector
>>4146197It's from the show.
AJfags>Rarityfags>=Pinkiefags>Dashfags>Twifags>>>>>FlutterfagsTwifags kinda started improving but they still have a long way
>>4146199PROVE IT
>>4146209ITT: untrue things
>>4146209The vote for Aspirant's quest already objectively proved that Dash and AJ fags, in mlpg at least, are the best.
>>4146213Suited for Success, 6:02 or thereabouts
>>4146221good memory
>>4146219>Dashfags>BestDid I end up in BizaroMLPG?
>>4146229Well I knew it was from SFS. Had to click through the episode to find the timestamp, though.
Top 3 songsTop 3 episodesTop 3 poniesGO GO GO
>>4146229>TS is the only one whose eyes are the same color as the rest of herwhat a boring pony
>>4146232Not really, I mean anyone can say anything they want as anons. But he went through each IP address during the voting of that quest, and it showed that AJ and Dash fans are the most honest, truest fans with zero fraudulent votes.
>>4146244Find a Pet, Pony Pokey, CiderGIYC, TLR, SRBFS, Rarity, PP
>>4146241You are the ONLY person on the face of the planet who thinks season 8 was the best season as opposed to seasons 3 through 5.
>>4146247But that's judging all of them based on a few anons. That isn't really fair.Also you are taking in consideration only one event and not all of them
>>4146247Only cause she cheated!
>>4146244Art of the DressWinter Wrap Up or That Day AriaCiderSuited for SuccessRoHSS or S&E or Ponyville Confidential I really can't chooseRarity Twilight Pinkie
>>4146261Eh, 8 is what I happen to have available on my computer now so it's what's getting stram'dIt's got some great episodes and if you're saying it doesn't then you're wrong and I hate you
>>4146262There's only so much evidence I could ever possibly have. Gotta go with what's in front of me for now.
>Glitter Glue thread>still ends up this terriblei wish the hiatus would end already
>>4146267I read it in her voice.It was nice.
>>4146015And now I have a breastfeeding fetish too. Thanks a lot.Good story though!
>>4146286What in tarnation is so bad about the thread right now aside from it being slow?
>>4146289I try my best, but my partner deserves a lot of credit too.
>>4146282But that is also ignoring Pinkiefags and Rarityfags who allready had a questAlso it ignores the fags that don't waifu, the fags that waifu but aren't interested in quests and so onYou're method of judging is superficial and just lazy
>>4146286We hate Glitter Glue.And all drawfags.
Rollin'Evens - Draw that one thingOdds - Draw the other thingDubs - Sleep
>>4145942>>4145947>>4145954Heh, I found it funny how those words are so similar. I tend to think of them as "estrus flasks" myself, even though i know it's not the correct spelling.
>>4146304And all the writefagsAnd all the Anons.
>>4145962>>4145993All of them. That way I'd have lots of Estrus flasks for when I needed them.
>>4146308Lk draw feedbags plspls
>>4146303That implies that people who did those quests wouldn't vote.Because they would, and they did, admittedly.There are very, very few avenues through which you can judge the population of a thread on 4chan at a given time, but given that he went through IP addresses, that was probably pretty close. It's not lazy, it's just the literal best of a situation which is impossible to judge.
>>4146326>feedbags of holding
>>4146327But they would vote for other ponies. You wouldn't know which one is a Rarity/Pinkiefag and who isn'tAlso You don't know if they voted for their pony.
>>4146312Nah, most people don't care about fanfiction enough to really hate on writefags.
>>4145997True that. Ornstein always did remind me of Penetrator. Never thought about Smough and Adjudicator though. They're not really all that similar.And in any case, Ornstein and Smough are a far superior boss to either of the two from DeS. It's pretty impressive that they would even include such a battle in the game. Makes me wonder what they'll do to make the third game even harder.
>>4146332>you will never get stuck i na feedbag of holding
>>4146326>>4146332>feedbag of holding>pone munches in bliss until her hooves can't touch the ground anymore
>>4146335Indeed, it would be diluted. What can I say.I am just having a fun time at this point. But I really like to focus on the fact the AJ and Dash votes were honest.
>>4146326That's what "that one thing" was.
>>4146026UNF
i wish /v/ didn't suck so hardi just want to talk about video games, not virginity and racism!also ponies
>>4146026a+ for body/genitalsf- face
Guys I bought you all a ponyI hope you like it
>>4146376Stop smiling. This is a sad place.
>>4146376I'm gonna rape it.
>>4146376It kinda reminds me of G3.5
>>4146378you just need a hug.
>>4146376wait a minute...show the cutie mark! it might be an imposter!
>>4146119>>4146137>your mistress holds you in her arms while the two of you soak in the seed you made for her>her words confuse you>she wants you to fill up the tub so of course you want to fill up the tub>why would she order you to do something as dominant as rut her when she could tie you down and ride you?>those questions and many more are washed from your mind as she gently strokes you and lets you drink handfuls of your heady spunk>after a few hours she pulls out the stopper and bids you follow her to the bedroom>she pulls out a toy that you were afraid she had missed, a dildo that is a perfect copy of your own member, and lubricates it with some of the seed on her back>lying back on the bed she commands you to watch her without cumming until the signal>she never tells you the signal, but you have your orders and watch as she fucks herself with the silicon imitation of you>she moans as the replacement you slides in and out of her>she pants and squirms and gasps and spurts while you watch your mistress>the gift that she is giving you, letting you see how you affect her, warms your heart and hardens your shaft>you leak copiously as she cums again and again, licking up the small droplets that she allows to land on your face>as the suns sets the pain in your testicles is horrible, but you sit there like a good pony as listen as your mistress cries out your name again and again>the clock begins to bong and you feel something click in your head
>>4146376not gonna lie, its so cute id put my dick in it.
>>4146386>as the last bong ends you return to yourself>as you human cries out in orgasm you pull the dildo out of her and ram it into her well lubricated, but virgin ass>in the blink of an eye you mount her and her spasming tunnel grips you tight>your balls beg you to cum, but you have a promise to keep>you slam into her with all your might>her clinching ass pushes the dildo out every time you draw pack, and every time you push forwards it is forced back in>already over stimulated she begins to babble even as her legs lock around your chest>the force of your assault pushes the bed across the room and into the wall>pictures fall from their hooks and you can hear the smash of plates as they fall from the cupboard in the kitchen>hearing the bed creak dangerously you let it end>your flaring head and the rush of hot, soupy semen turns her babbles into loud scream of primal pleasure>her contracting muscles force the dildo out of her ass so you replace it with the real deal>the cum you pumped into her is forced out by her continuous orgasm and you feel your hooves start to slip>you grab her tight and pull her and the blanket down with you>not missing a beat you shove yourself back into a hole and lock your lips with hers>the two of you pass out>when you both wake up two days later you find dozens of empty bottles and orders for refills on your doorstep>you are your human get to work after a long, much needed breakfast
>>4146376I do not like that pone's mane style. Cute otherwise though.
>>4146382
>>4146386>>4146392I think I fell asleep while writing that.Looking at thow long it took I really think I feel asleeep.
>>4146393>>4146395we angry pones now?
>>4146403Well someone has to be mad about something, or it wouldn't be a proper general!
>>4146403We can be whatever you want
>>4146413This is true
>>4146403IS IT ALL UP TO ME?FINE
>>4146398Haven't been involved, but enjoyed reading it. Thankyou both.
>>4146420Wait, that's a sad pone, not an angry pone
>>4146421I want to be happy and smile and cute
>>4146428>>4146420True. Needs to be madder
Would you act condescending towards an angry pone, MLPG?Like stroking her tail and petting her head while she is ranting
>>4146433
>>4146423Did you enjoy being the milked stallion milked human, dominant stallion, or dominant human more?
>>4146398What a finish! I always love doing this with enthusiastic partners.Now let's both get some sleep because fuck it's like 6am
>>4146448I'm not him but I enjoyed being the milked stallion the most. The whole thing was pretty great though
>>4146455Hello again. I had a feeling it was you when you starting playing with his testicles.
>>4146438comforting maybei'm a very compassionate individual
>>4146448I personally liked switching it up like we did. The birthday present idea was deliriously hot and I hope I did it justice - had we more time I certainly would have played around with it more.I wasn't kidding when I said I was looking forward to that promise <3
>>4146448I wasn't really paying attention until the end there really, but the part with the dominant stallion and particularly the part towards the end with the dominant human/dominant stallion switch were my favourite.
I don't usually ask, but What music does ded mlpg like?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNP9NDDYHM
1-3 pone4-7 breakfast8-0 shower then breakfast
>>4146483Just go shower, always the best choice.
>>4146483DAMMIT I'M HUNGRY LET ME LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
>>4146468So it was you!You're right - I have a weakness for ponynuts. But you always seem willing to indulge me.
>>4146483shower and then come pone while eating an applebest of all worlds!
>>4146468>I had a feeling it was you when you starting playing with his testicles.This is the funniest sentence I have read in the past week.
>>4146491When did you start to suspect it was me?
>>4146497>apple>breakfastI'm a Murkkan, faggot. There's nothing organic about my breakfasts.
>>4146473>scratch angry pone on the ears>they instantly turn to jelly mid angry-rant and completely forget why they were mad in the first placeSounds cute.>"And then that bitch said thahhhhh oh god right there keep doing that"
>>4146512I wish this worked on real women.
>>4146512>she still manages to sputter some angry words as you scratch, trying to remember why she's angry>you go in for a bellyrub and she goes silent, scowl turning to a happy grin>her back hoof starts tapping on the ground
>>4146503I just sort of hoped it was the same person, but the time and the subject matter did make me start to think.You should get a name too and use it better than I use mine
Hey guys, Rose is streaming a requesty stream thingyhttp://www.livestream.com/thornartCheck it out on her tumblr, she's taking quick commissions for stuff.http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/
>>4146512But would angry pone actually like that or would it see you as being condescending and get even angrier? Can you make a pone so angry it passes out from mad?
dammit guyswhat's the trick for CAPTCHA these daysdo i seriously have to type both fucking words?
>>4146529Yes.
>>4146529NoJust the real word, and 1 symbol for the fake word
>>4146529>not typing both captchasMy whole life is a lie.
>>4146526> all these retarded autistic bronies in thereI never asked for this. Also, you always was a retarded annoying faggot iris. Err, I mean Binky. I wonder why do I keep mistaken you for him...
>>4146542OOH SICK BURN YO
>>4146526>http://www.livestream.com/thornart>Is this her brony/furry stream?
so now that the initial shitstorm is overis GW2 any good?
>>4146526>Sufjan Stevens ponyHow the fuck would that even work?
>>4146542Whatever broJust relax and enjoy the arts.Hide the chat even.
>>4146563Dem brones, man. Best to just let them be retarded and not worry about it.
>>4146526This kills the General.
>>4146581But you can't draw ponies without them descending on you like a swarm of locusts.
>>4146583It was already dead.
>>4146583You can't kill what is already dead, Anon.
>>4146589Then don't advertise outside of mlpg.
>>4146590>>4146594
>>4146589It's why I don't stream on my account that is on the stream watcher, anymore.
>>4146597I don't. But then I don't really advertise here either.So I just end up drawing stuff and never showing anyone.
>>4146594What is dead may never die
>>4146604What a sad state of affairs.
>>4146562You ought to know that it's good from the betas. It's not going to change the world but beats WoW that's for sure.
>>4146528If she gets angrier then just pet her some more and hug her while whispering sweet words into her ear
>>4146604who are you mysterious anon drawfag?
>>4146604Anon pls stream
>>4146244Smile Smile Smile, Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, Winter Wrap UpPonyville Confidential, Show Stoppers, The Return of HarmonyApplejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie
>>4146614I still link you guys every time though.>>4146620>mysterious
>>4146612Theon is such a cunt isn't he MLPG
>>4146633LK plsunbusy
>>4146639you mean was.
>>4146639>Theon>not The Artist Formerly Known as Reek
>>4146633Can I make a request, LK?I'd like to request a warm hug
What's Rose streaming anyway? Is it some furry thing? Dare I even look?
>>4146657Just DonkeysDon't take life too seriously anon
>>4146657i just hope she doesn't start playing that dumb game she was playing the other day
>>4146657I think I might just give up and become a furry. They just seem to have so much fun.Can't be worse than being a not-a-brony-who-just-likes-the-show.
>>>4146647Such a snugglybear, Anon.>>4146640Were it so easy. I'm due for an extra day off of work starting in 2 weeks, so that might free up time for strams for once.
>>4146669only 1 way to find outwhat have you got to lose?
I should really get back into drawing.It's not that I can't draw, it's that I can't seem to motivate myself to do it.
>>4146693just think of all the bronybux you'll be able to rake in when you're skilled enough to depict their dumb OC's doing their dumb things
>>4146693Know that feel, man
>>4146693A few pastels and a room without distraction is usually what helps motivate me. Seriously, try it.
>>4146693>that feelI just don't have the fucking timeThe little free time I have is spent on vidya and playing horse DnD
>>4146701How much money would a semi-popular artist get for a round of commissions?Are bronies really that ready to part with their money?
I wish i had some kind of ability that i could monetise but all i have is this crippling depression
>>4146718in general, yes.because it's not their moneyit's either their parents' or the government's money.
>>4146706This, yes. The worst part of drawing on, or near, a computer is that you're never two steps away from a time/motivation sink.
>>4146714It's not really a matter of time. I have plenty of time.I just never seem to manage to do anything in it.Watch an artist like Rose stream, and in the time it takes them to sketch something out I'll still be procrastinating about opening Photoshop or SAI.And even when I do manage to get down to it, I can spend hours scribbling random things that lead nowhere and never finish anything. Or if I do try to finish something, I spend inordinate amounts of time trying to get it to look 'right' and never really succeeding.
so dedRose has a really profound effect on this thread
>>4146756We were already really dead.It's early.
>>4146756To be fair, it was pretty dead before.All it's really done is bring all the depressed artists out of the woodwork.
>>4146756We're always dead around this time.
>>4146756it is better this way, the general is just too shitty to be allowed to live
The way she yells - no, hollers at the waiter makes you clamp your hands over your ears. You're pretty sure you can see the waiter's hairdo shake from the force of her voice. Poor guy, but the staff at this restaurant is probably used to it by now. When you're finished ordering, you put your hand on top of hers and try to remind her what an indoor voice is. She hesitates before whispering to you that she was trying to use an indoor voice. Was that last performance not sufficient? You smile and tell her that no, it wasn't. Your fingers intertwine with hers, feeling the silk of her gloves in your hands. You've yet to see or touch the actual skin of her hands and arms, but for now this will do. When you tell her that she's improving, she's so overjoyed that she plants a kiss on your lips. Well, it's more like she devours half your face, teeth on your nose and all, but you can teach her about proper kissing another date.
>>4146764We should really get this place fumigated some day.
>>4146770Did we have a bad date pwa?
>>4146770Well haven't seen you in a while
>>4146108>tfw Cadance and Luna are the perfect height to hug and kiss
>>4146750Honestly the only way you're gonna draw is to draw.If you want to just draw a lot, then you're gonna have to draw a lot. If you want to finish stuff, then you have to just finish it.If you need it to look "right" then yeah everyone has a problem with getting things "right" but the only way you'll get it is to keep at it.
>>4146733What if I can't draw traditionally?Because it doesn't have an undo button.
>>4146821Your undo button, when drawing traditionally, is known as an eraser.Practise with it.
>>4146775Is any date with Luna a bad date?
>>4146821Undo is a horrible crutch. I can't really advocate becoming confident in your strokes without some guilt, as I tend to go on a Ctrl-Z spree sometimes. Regardless, getting the hang of things without the undo button will help you more than you know. There's also this thing called an eraser! Just draw lightly.
Red Ribbon is getting a drawing done
>>4146844It is if she hates us in the end.The point of a date is to achieve a good outcome, so we can have more dates after.
>>4146844That is heresy and you know it. Write something nice about Luna right now or else.
>>4146860I'm pretty sure a date with a kiss, however awkward and sloppy it is, is a good one.>>4146868I didn't say anything bad about Luna?
>that happy feel when you get tackled by a pone.
>>4146910That's called pain, anon.You're just a masochist.
Would you an undulating Applebloom?
>>4146910>second-worst horse injuring worst horseI would pay for this.
>>4146928Maybe... ;_;
>>4146931Would you tell her she's the 2nd worst to her face?
If anon was a pone how cute would he be?
>>4146942Yes.
>>4146942Well no. Just because she's second-worst doesn't mean I don't still like her. Twilight's the only one I really don't like. Fuck that boring overpowered retard.
>>4146947Harsh, man.
>>4146910>that belly on Twilight
>>4146949>disliking TwilightIt is unfortunate that we are niggas. She was great during S1, but she turned shit in S2.
>>4146957
>>4146969>the very first episode opened the floodgates to inflation fetishistsIt was a bad day.
>>4146968The number of times I angrily muttered "dammit, Twilight, shut the FUCK UP" during season 2... ugh. It just kept happening.>taking cute talking horse cartoons for little girls way too seriously
>>4146974>tfw first sexual thoughts about a pony were after seeing that scene in the first episode
Did you drink a glass of milk today?How will you get big and strong if you don't drink your milk?
>>4146968She was lucky I loved her so much in S1 that she's still near the topShe had some good moments in S2 but...I hopee S3 reverts her back
Well, maybe I should draw ponies for a bit.But instead I'm going to take a nap.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>4147003I drink orange juice exclusively
>>4146985>being an adult that enjoys kid's showsUnfortunately it is inevitable that we view kid's things with an adult view.I can't put my finger on it, but S2 Twilight was so insufferable compared to S1 Twilight. Sure, Twilight was still autistic, but the writers made her crazy autistic with her psychosis spawned from not being able to do something simple as hand out a bunch of cupcakes with an even amount of frosting on each, or not being able to write a letter to Celestia.Applejack just wrote, "I learned jack shit, Celestia." Twilight couldn't do that.
>>4146969>>4146974i think Pinkie's scene in FPK was more apt to rope in the inflationists
>>4146969>start watching the show way back in November>Don't know anything about it or that it was popular on /co/>first thing that I thought when seeing that scene was wondering how much porn it will spawn
>>4147018Fatass
>Rose's Red Ribbon with a dress.HNNG
>>4147016Why would you even wear an Angry Birds shirtIs playing Angry Birds really something so important you should wear a shirt for it?
>>4147038Why would you even wear an MLP shirtIs watching the show really something so important you should wear a shirt for it?
>>4147036shutup binky
>>4147038He's obviously wearing it ironically.
>>4147020Wasn't she perfectly spherical in that scene? Only weirdos are into that.
>>4147038That's kind of the argument I was making against brony shirts earlier, though a few anons didn't seem to grasp it.
>>4147003There should be a "got milk" poster with Bane.Dunno what the tag line should be
>>4147051Don't call me a weirdo.
>>4147019I dislike Twilight because she's supposed to be the smart one, yet does absurdly stupid and overreactionary shit all the fucking time.She's basically a walking plot device at this point.
>tfw new Muse album>tfw it will most likely be another Uprisingso happy, yet so very sadpony makes this post related
>>4147055But the only thing good about Bane were his traps and his jacket.Maybe the caption should be something about growing traps and a jacket if you drink milk?
>>4147019Yeah but think about it man. It makes sense.Since she was little she was Celestia's student. She was told that she had the most magic Celestia has ever seen in a unicorn.Since she was little she thought she had to give her very best because she had that title.She was obsessed with not disappointing Celestia. To be perfect. Growing up like that isn't healthy.
>>4147062Is it really so difficult to blackline a new layer OVER the scanned pencil drawing, rather than simply creating a color layer that's underneath the pencil?Shit's annoying.
>>4147060She's not supposed to be the smart one, she's supposed to be the sheltered nerdy girl that reads books.
>>4147020>>4147051And that's my cue to go to bed. I'll work on feedbag pics another time, sorry.
>>4147055How about just 'For strong bones-Batman didn't drink his milk'Or maybe something subtler.
>>4147046>>4147054I can understand a brony shirtI can under stand a Half-Life shirtEven a COD shirtThe above mean a lot to a lot of peopleWho really gives a shit about Angry Birds?
>>4147078>She's not supposed to be the smart onemy DYEWTS are moving on their own
>>4147066Nah."Maybe if you drank some milk your back wouldn't have broken so easily"
>>4147087A lot of people. More than you would think, or even like to imagine.
>>4147060She wasn't immune to that in season 1 either.>What path should we take?>oh yeah I learned a spell the other day to find gems, boy that's convenientThough I think they were certainly making fun of that in Return of Harmony.
>>4147083"Get your calcium intake just like mine, or I will have to break your spine."
>>4147090The Princess sends her to make friends and learn what actual ponies are like because she's so sheltered in the first episode, anon.
>>4147097Genius.
>>4147080LK pls
>>4147099I didn't like her all that much in S1 either.
>>4147099Well it would have been nice if any of her spells would have been fucking useful in season 2.She had a sparkling fail rate.
>>4146955Would you rather I lie to the poor girl?
>>4147087Casuals
>>4147129Yes
>>4147112I liked her because she grew as a character. During the first season you could see her inexperience with ponies gradually subside, replaced with real social experience. She came out of her shell, as it were.In S2 all she does is flip out at the slightest thing.
>>4147131What special ability would each pone have, that relates to breaking down castles?
>>4147131The fuck? There's already a mod for that shit?Or is it just a good shoop?
>>4147149It isn't a shoop, it's a drawing.I'd be interested to see a mod developed, though.
Work was less than pleasant today. You got called in early, the boss chewed you out for shit that wasn't really your fault, and the co-workers were even more annoying than usual. Just waiting for that clock to hit 5 PM was torture. All you want to do is get back to your pad, throw off your pants, and slump into the couch. Naturally, you won't get a chance to do that. The second you open the door, she tackles you, knocking you to the floor. A flurry of words assaults your ears as she goes on about how much of a chore babysitting the kids was and how much she missed you all day, but that's okay now because you're here and she doesn't have to spend her time thinking about you and kiss, kiss, kiss. Any other day, you'd pry her off of your face, but this time her lips - which strangely always taste like cotton candy - are a welcome sensation. She's still pecking you on the cheek when you pick her up and throw her onto the tattered couch the two of you pulled out of the dumpster all those years ago. When you flip on the TV, she asks if you can switch channels quickly, so she can sing along to all the theme songs. Well, it's not like you're really watching the shows when her head is on your shoulder anyway.
>>4147149>good shopanon pls>>4147131>protagonists in the castleIs is even possible to be so casual that you haven't played Angry Birds
>>4147134Then I would be a liar. I don't want to be known as a person that lies to ponies.
>>4147136She had her moments in S1. She basically stole the whole episode in GIYC, for example.I've still never found her much of an interesting character.
RAINBOW DASH, RAINBOW DASH
>>4147171
>>4147146RD would be like the Yellow birdTwilight would either have the ability to teleport through one thing or like the black bird and explodeRarity would throw a diamond in front of her and be the equivalent of throwing two poniesAJ breaks any objectPinkie Pie would have a huge balloon that inflates like that birdFS...something with animals I don't know
>>4147171RAINBOW DASH CAN HARDLY... SPLASH
>>4147181You think?
>>4147181RAINBOW DASH GAVE ME A RASH!THAT'S THE LAST TIME I FUCK HER GASH.
>>4147099>>4147122It's a kids show, but I agree that they repeated things. For example, Fluttershy forgetting her lesson in all her episodes, and did AJ ever learn a lesson besides Applebuck Season's 'it's okay to ask your friends for help?'
>>4147199In SCS6000, AJ learned that being running her business the same way she's always done, rather than adapting to a changing market and making sound business decisions, is preferable to making real money.
>>4147199>Fluttershy forgetting her lesson in all her episodesWhat lesson?
>>4147219To not be pathetic.
Which pone would give the best hugs?This one
>>4147219They actually did a decent job at helping build her character I thought.Not a popular opinion I think, but she actually got stronger as the series went on I thought. It's subtle but it's there.
>>4147222But that's like a core characteristic of her character
>>4147227I would rape that pony
>>4147222That's a very hard lesson to rememberEven I forget it
Yeah, I'll take requests now.
>>4147240I would fuck her
>>4147233Okay good, I'm not the only one who thinks this.
>>4147227She'd be all awkward and shit. She'd be tense and her heart would be beating at a 1000bpm, and she's panic because she doesn't know what to do next, when is the best time to break the hug, whatever.Pinkie would give great hugs because it's friendly and she likes being friendly.
>>4147243Pinkie and Rainbow Dash "having fun" at the school
>>4147237Good thing she likes it
>>4147243AJ fucking her favorite apple tree.
>>4147240Absolutely disgusting
>>4147247
>>4147251unf second
>>4147262>>4147251You can always jerk off to Hoof Beat.
>>4147247>implyingPanka Poe would give those quick tight squeezesFluttershy would give loving embraces to her friends
>>4147243Fluttershy being raped
>>4147271>someone actually paid $1000 for thatThis is the culture that the show has spawned.Hence why we stay here, where we're reletively safe with our butts.
>>4147272But I thought we were talking her hugging you. For the first time. After a nice, romantic dinner and a stroll in the park.
>>4147246But it's a matter of scale, literally. The first episode we get for her is Dragonshy, which sends the Main 6 against a girnormous dragon. They don't even reach it's toe. That is frightening.Everything else is peer-pressure related, somewhat easier to deal with.
>>4147243Stallion on femanon action
>>4147277By Big Mac as timberwolf.
Amendment: I will take non-clop requests now.
>>4147243Young Rainbow Dash discovering masturbation.
Really the best characters in S2 were Rarity followed by Pinkie PieI mean all of Rarity's episodes were great and she was entertaining. And whenever an episode wasn't about her she still stole the spotlight. The only bad thing was how she acted in S&E but that's kinda debatable.The same things can be said for Pinkie. Again only bad thing is how she aced in A Friend In Deed ( being annoying as shit)All the others had their ups and downs but those two were excelent
>>4147292a pony going through his/her day going backwards
>>4147292Fluttershy trying to woo a stallion she likes, but she keeps messing it up because spaghetti.
>>4147243Rarity and Twilight with sub Anon please
>>4147280No, they didn't, they ended up never paying
>>4147281Well she'd still be anxious but still who wouldn't want an overly long hug from fluttershy at the end of a date
>>4147296I second this but I think the best one was Pinkie, she literally stole almost every episode she had a little role.
>>4147292Introducing Twilight to an ereader.Taking Fluttershy to a farmer's market.Taking Dosh to watch DA BEARS
>>4147292Fluttershy being brutally and horrifically raped
>>4147303Seconded, that could be funny.
>>4147314Last one made me laugh, will probably write all three.
>>4147322By timberwolves.
At least MLP General knows which is the superior season, unlike that cesspool out there that would eat a rat.
How's /q/ going? Any good news?
>>4147292Preparing Sweetie a surprise party with Rarity
>>4147233My nigger
>>4147337Of course, S3.
>>4147326>>4147303What stallion? Big Mac's already taken by Twilight
>>4147337Yeah. I'm sure everyone here know that the best one is the number n.
>>4147349Mr. Breezy
>>4147340Horse DnD as usualRunning my quest in about about an hour, maybe twoThere's still room for one if you're interested
>>4147314>Twilight gets introduced to NTSTS>he tells her he writes fanfiction>she asks to read some>he lets her, assuming she'll love his overly verbose and complicated writing style>after reading a couple of paragraphs, she looks up at him with frowning, half closed eyes and pursed lips>"What do you think?">"... I've always considered myself a bit of a walking dictionary, NTSTS, but I have no words for how awful your writing style is."
>>4147357Heh I think he was talking about >>>/q/
>>4147337S1 one is a beautiful depiction of pretty horses.
>>4147365Well fuck, I forgot about that board
>>4147349>Twimac
>>4147379I'm gonna be TwiMac until I die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>4147379>Shipping 64C-can I have the rest? I lost my sweetie fold in a reformat
>>4147365Reading the replies to the Gold Account sticky makes me sad.If I won the lottery, I'd want to donate a few thousand to Moot so he could get out of debt. but he wouldn't take it.
>>4147357Darn it, I'm leaving for a few hours. This happens almost everytime I want to quest.>>4147365Well, hopefully moot learned that the people posting ponies everywhere were trolls, like we've been telling him since this fandom started.>>4147364What happens if you introduce her to Jetfire's fic? Hope that guy got his book published.
>>4147379>Twimac
Organic. She's always asking if it's organic. It doesn't matter how many times you point out that if all food were organic, the world would starve. She wants to know if the bananas are organic. Okay, for the last time, it doesn't matter if bananas are organic or not. You're not eating the part where the chemicals would be sprayed anyway. But that's not the point with her. She just couldn't take the thought of innocent little insects being sprayed down with ominous chemicals, where they'd choke to death. For all the worrying she does over animals she's never met, this is the first time you've ever heard her sympathizing with aphids. When the vendor tells you that the fruit is organic, she takes two bundles. It's time to move on, and oh, there's somebody selling spreads, which would be just perfect for the nine grain bread you just bought. All you can think about is how you're going to buy the jalapeno pineapple jam, just to pay her back for all the irritation she just put you through.
>>4147365It's shitAll threads are: MODS DELETE THIS THREAD I think X should be allowed on YI don't think X should be allowed on Y
>>4147409Twimac
>>4147398Well if you are back in 3 hours from now you could still jump in
>>4147379At least it's not fluttermac or lunamac.>>4147389>you
>>4147421>x should be allowed on y>x should not be allowed on yWhat else is /q/ for
>>4147421Mods can be cool
>>4147444Complaining about ponies.
>>4147428>LunamacSeriously the fuck is up with that
>Terror Margin: HP ??, Attack ?, Defense ?>This enemy walks slowly, but touching it will kill you instantly. Even though Celestia can revive those who fell victim to it's curse, they prefer not to talk about it.
From /mu/ thread>I heard that Gorespammer has a script that activates whenever the word metal is in the OP. Is this true?>It activates whenever the names of the two tripfags he has beef with are said, and also when their favorite bands are mentioned. One of the tripfags he hates has left, so once he takes out the other one apparently he'll have no reason to continue spamming.For some reason, the fact that kids got scripts like that scare me...
>>4147458>bronies>fans of the fandom>Ext.
Is Celestiaquest tonight?
HELLO HORSES
Requests, hit me up bro.
>>4147458It's because before S2 Luna was Fluttershy2.0 and Fluttermac is so moe moe kyun~ ^_^.
>>4147426Alright, thanks. Anything I should now about the character creation or system?>>4147463You know that if scripts like that really existed, we'd be under attack 24/7. It's probably someone who has no life.
>horse has been up for 5 hours>not even halfway to the image limitWE DED
>>4147477go fast
>>4147499everyones playing either dark souls or guild wars 2.
>>4147499It's early on a Sunday. You expected different?
>>4147499I'm reading fat people stories on /fit/ in the mean time.What do you faggots do when you're not ponying?
>>4147506>Super excited to play both>End up playing p4a all day instead
>>4147517>classic vidya>reading>college>job/ chores>sleepThat's about it.
>>4147472Guild leader, pls>>4147499Sunday morning, Dark Soul, Guild Wars 2, people getting ready for school tomorrow.Take your pick.
>>4147517Draw, vidya, creep in streams, the occasional MTGO draft
>>4147517desperatly trying to stay up until 1 pm before i go sleep and wake up at 10 pm.
>>4147517Trying to finish a Celestia/Luna gangbang fic.
>>4147517Play vidya, desperately try to make music, study German, fuck with people on Omegle, &c.
>>4147562unity pls stay
>>4147477Dash on a date with a male and is nervous as fuck.
>>4147579Unity?
>ninth grade>there's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair>has very few friends due to her condition>she's a fantastic artist>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately>we start to hang out outside of school>she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass).>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them>leave>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art>I said "I made them look like you.">all my friends laugh heartily>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
>>4147588He's one of the music-making namefags.
>>4147561
>>4147595
>>4147605Well sorry, I'm not him.I'm in a horrible state of can't-compose-shit
>>4147595I hope it's true.
>>4147619Knowing him, he playing GW 2 right now.>>4147595Even if this is fake, its not funny at all.
Don't die on me
>>4147595If you actually did that I hope karma gets you good.
>>4147696>so much booping
>>4147704Would you sexually boop Marker Pone?
>>4147711super cute pone is not for sexually
>>4147704I just booped my pants
>>4147716>thinking pone is not for sexing
>>4147716Of course, but that's not a cute pony.
>>4147696>Marker Pony performs CPR by continually booping your nose
>TWEWY iOS port I don't have picture sad enough
>>4147716Are you sure?Even if she asked for it?
>>4147711Maybe. Depends if she likes foreplay.
>>4147736?
>>4147595I remember that from months ago on /v/.It was the thing that finally made me stop going there.
>>4147741sexual boop
>>4147595I'm glad that's fake
It feels slightly creepy to be waiting for her outside of the women's locker room. All of her teammates shoot you glares as they pass by, but you're cool as a cucumber while you wait on her. When she finally steps out and greets you, she's still sweaty as a hog. Well okay, it might just be moisture from the shower, but either way. She didn't change out of her turquoise sports bra, and she still has her rainbow striped socks on. She looks up and down the hallway before greeting you, like there's somebody watching her. As you put your arm around her shoulder, you can feel her shivering beneath your touch. She tells you that she wants to get out of here as soon as possible, because all these people are making her nervous. Wait, all what people? The hallway is empty and nobody is watching. The doesn't stop her from shaking beneath your touch, and she just wants to get to the burger joint as soon as possible. She's like this every time you take her out for dinner after a roller derby, and it never stops being cute.
>>4147736At least the sprites look gorgeous. That's about as much as I can say good about it. That and new songs and remixes.
>>4147756Gonna do Rarity preparing for Sweetie's birthday party next, feel free to leave requests anyway
>>4147736Aw, really? Still 4 mins in my timezone. That's awful.
>>4147772http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRNt8ai9FM
>>4147772http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRNt8ai9FM&feature=player_embeddedIt has some cool features, but it was a kick in the balls.
>>4147789>>4147796>dat same video>dat like/dislike ratio
UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.htmlbuh
She's adjusting the streamers, and all you can do is swat her hands away. She whines about how it's her little sister's sweet sixteen, and everything about the party must be just right. Well, nevermind the fact that turning sixteen doesn't actually mean anything, but she's determined. She doesn't seem to take notice to the fact that while she's completely decorated the living room, the rest of the house is bare. You place your hands on her shoulders and pull her down, wrapping your arms around her. She kicks and squirms in your grasp for a few moments, insisting that everything will be ruined. You don't even deign a response, letting her flail in your grasp for a few seconds before she calms down. She notices what a wonderful job she's done, and maybe it's time to move on to the next room. She gives you a peck on the cheek before complimenting your aesthetic taste. She couldn't have done this without you, naturally. Now, carry her to the next room, where her genius may paint itself on the walls.
>>4145479You know, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is actually deeper than most people think. It has nothing to do with death though.
>>4147789>>4147796Man. Ah well, thanks for the link, both.
are we ded?
>>4147852Always.
>>4147833How about something with Luna?
Sup guys, it's me again clopfics translator from Russia. I have some trouble, I am not sure, that you can help me, but I'll still try. I need to contact with one of authors.http://www.fimfiction.net/user/CallistoMaybe someone know other way how can I talk to him about his permission for translation, except fimfiction?
>>4147756>>4147833...You're not dead? Have I just been on at the wrong times?
You're taking your favorite pony out on a first date. Where would you go?
>>4147852Depressed about TWEWY port.Was hoping for a sequel.They could have announced it on Wii U, retained the touch control and made it look fantastic.Oh well.
>>4147866Nah, first time I've been back in a while. You know how I am.
>>4147869>wii upls no
>>4147869At least it isn't a cheap port.
>>4147873Well, welcome back.Now write more Fluttershy.
>>4147867i don't understand the concept of dating
>>4147883Gimme a scenario, brah
>>4147869That's how it works anon, shit games get ports, not sequels.
>>4147874It would have been better than iOS.It is coming to android right?
>>4147890But Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts got tons of sequels.
>>4147888taking care of fluttershy after she got sprayed by a skunk
>>4147890True, but it also happened to TWEWY, which is what's depressing.
>>4147890So that's why they haven't made Dark Souls 2.
>>4147888Can humanpegasuspones fly? Because if not, we need an analogue for Fluttershy to be bad at that you can help her with.
>Was playign MvM match>one of THOSE bronies coem in>you know the love and tolerate ones>TEAMWORK IS MAGIC, he says in all caps>We procced to die over and over to the first pyro wave>arguments, arguments everywhereand that s the story of how I'm back in the general instead of playing rpaid fire huntsman sniper while everyone wonders if I'm actually usefull or just jarate
>>4147867My house for vegetarian chili and pixar movies
>>4147917The MvM video gave me a fear of robotsWhich ponies would help you fight robots?
>>4147924>vegetarian chiliWhat would even be in that? Tomatoes, peppers, and tofu?
>>4147917>playing the most boring and useless class
>>4147936Beans
>>4147935AJ. She never trusted 'em anyhow.
>>4147865To be quite frank, I don't know. I can't seem to find his email address and what not. You best bet is to contact him in Fimfiction, unless someone knows a way that does not resort to that.
>>4147936Mushrooms?My mother always used to grill these huge mushrroms and eat them like hamburgers, but I was and still am afraid of them.
>>4147946Oh, well, then it's not really chili.
>>4147908Driving's close enough, right?She gasps in horror as she clutches the steering wheel. You have to throw yourself onto the wheel, grabbing it under your control, to make sure the two of you don't crash. She slams on the brakes, jerking both of you in your seats, but it turns out that you're both okay. The oncoming car didn't hit you, and nobody else is going to force a head-on collision. Sweat beads on your forehead as your face accidentally rests on her chest. You're trying to not breathe hard, trying to not let her know that you're scared out of your mind while she catches her own breath. You put an arm around her shoulder and let her know that she's doing great for her first month. She sighs, knowing that she's done well for a beginner. And hey, she hasn't hit anybody in the parking lot yet, so she's doing okay, right?
>>4147936sautee onions, crushed garlic, and a buttload of spicesadd in butternut squash, diced tomatoes, black beans, corn, what have you. Simmer forever.Enjoy. I personally smother the fuck out of it with stupidly sharp cheddar cheese.
>>4147955>Food elitismGo back to /ck/
>>4147936It would be vegetarian mapo tofu.If you don't like mapo tofu, something's wrong with you.
>>4147961D'awww.
>>4147938>Plaing a usefull class when the entire team is obviously not working togetherAt least I arrowed to death the giant pyros while the brony argues that his Spy is usefull, more usefull then the engineer who just can't place his stuff (seriousy why is your dispencer all the way up there anyway)on the 60 pyro wave
>>4147952Well, just as I thought. 'kay, will be waiting his response on fimfiction.
>>4147917>while everyone wonders if I'm actually usefull or just jarateIf you're playing babby mode, you're somewhat useful. If you're playing Mann Up, you're nothing more than jarate. If you're playing Krabb's custom waves, you're already dead.
odds keep working on flash, evens go play dark souls
>>4148007god damnit
Would you rather any woman you've metORYour least favourite pone of the main 6
>>4148024Its not a hard choice, anon.
>>4147296Rarity ran shit in S2, this is undebateable.Pinkie ran S1, but that's just my >opinion.Neither of them are my favorite horses.
>>4148024If it was anything but least favorite, I'd go for that.But as it stands, I have to take 3DPD
what would be your reaction if it turns out that Princess Skyla is a new character for S3?
>>4147963can i come over for dinner tonighti'll wear a pony fursuit if that'll make the idea more attractive to you
>>4148045>ifwe dont dignify certanties with discussion
>>4148045Cautious optimismlike always
>>4148040>Pinkie ran S1I don't know that I can agree with that after FPK. I mean, I personally loved that episode, and I know a lot of people love it now, but it had some really shitty reception in here for the first week or so after it premiered. Regardless of whether many of those were just shitposting for the sake of shitposting, the fact remains that it was a pretty huge shitfest.
>>4148050>MLPG will never grow to middle age together>We'll never host diner parties for each otherwhat is this feel, I shouldn't be having it
>>4148045Extreme indifference.
>>4148077You faggots don't even shower or shave. I don't want to hang out with you.
Twilight Sparkle ran S1.If only S2 hadn't turned her into a completely neurotic mess.In Swarm of the Century she had a reason to be.
>>4148089I literally just shaved and showered. You couldn't hope to be more wrong.
>>4148045utter indifferenceHopefully she'll be a kawaii pon
>>4147711If she wanted me to.>>4147716I'm sure even super cute pone has certain urges sometimes.
>>4148050Not interested.The fursuit makes it worse.
>>4148089I just got out of the shower you faggot!
Queen Latifah ran S1. This cannot be argued against.
>>4148089>implying we wont be painfully middle class workers
>>4148089I showered and shaved a few hours ago.
>>4148045Meh. We'll just see what happen.
>>4148094>this >kawaiipick one
>>4148090You just nailed my thoughts on TS.In S1, when she went crazy, she had a good reason. In S2 she went crazy because she had to in order to introduce the plot and/or move it along.
>>4148090>Twilight Sparkle ran S1I have to second this.
>>4148114She won't look like that abomination in the show even if she is a character.That's literally just a renamed version of those newborn cuties horrors of G3.5...
>>4148124>>4148118Remember that S1 was "Twilight's adventure in Ponyville", so of course she ran it.
What did you eat today, MLPG?I just had a huge-ass homemade bacon, egg, and cheese wrap with three huge honeybutter biscuits and a side of hashbrowns. I drank it with coke zero though so it's okay.
>>4148146home made tacos
>>4148090I would agree that Twilight was the head of Season 1. Heck, the way Hasbro intro the show, it make out that she is the only Main Character.Season 2 did not fare for her. At all. Though to be honest, most of the 6mane kind of suffer in season 2 in their own episode, except Rarity of course.
>>4148146Eggs benedict.Come the fuck at me.
>>4148146Steak with fries and apple sauceshit was great
>>4148114but she is cute
>>4148146Fish pudding and cake. Not at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM9YWm6T_hc&feature=g-u-u
>>4148151>most of the 6mane kind of suffer in season 2 in their own episodeThat's how it's always been. The vast majority of the time, the "supporting" cast of an episode have been more interesting than the main character, and this is before you factor in one-shots and villains.
>>4148160>Fish puddingThat sounds gross as fuck
>>4148114Toys always look uglier than their show counterpartJust look at Blossomforth
>>4148146Some crackers and a dip I made last night out of things in my garden.
>>4148174It's actually very good.
>>4148177doubles
>>4148177I fucked you're mom
>>4148177"Learn to center your text properly you fucking faggoblaaaargh..."
>>4148163Get the fuck out of here Fluttershy.
>>414817710 SECONDS ARE TOO SHORT
>>4148146Leftover pizza.
>>4148177I am already deadatatataataa
>>4148202Don't we all. I'd leave right now and never look back if I had the chance.
>>4148177'With my last breath, I curse Fluttershy!'
>>4148163Jesus christ someone save this rabbit before it's too late
>>4148213Oh man, I just remembered that Malcolm in the Middle episode.
>>4148177Rarity is best pon
>>4148196Don't you like cute bunnies? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEcYkZhlVlc
>>4148177"What you gonna do, kill me?"
>>4148209I'd hunt your sorry escapistic ass.
>>4148213SHE'S BEGUN TO INHALE, SOMEONE CALL THE POLICEOH WAIT THE UK DOESN'T HAVE POLICE THAT CAN STOP IT
>>4148202Would you rather go to Equestria (as pony/human) or start your life over from birth, retaining awareness and all knowledge from your "previous" life?
>>4148277people kinda suck and ponies are cute, so...
>>4148277Oh damn, definitely the latterI'd rule the fucking world
Would you let fluttershy bottle up her farts and give them to you?
>>4148249No. Bunnies are almost as bad as ponies.
>>4148294Only if we could enjoy them together
>>4148177TEN SECOND FLAT
>>4148299Of course, after all she likes the smell of her own farts
>>4148294I'd punch you in the mouth and bottle up your blood and force it down your throat
>>4148045Well, if she will be sucking dicks as good as on your pic - I wouldn't mind.
>>4148249Nope, horny bunnies only.
>>4148249would fat fluttershy accidently inhale bunniesaccidental being subjective
>>4148303Well then I'd wear her farts like a fine cologne
>>4148311I think you mean Hoihoi
>>4148277Latter.
>>4148024Purpleautism would be better than any human
>>4148277i'd rather st art life over but retain previous knowledge. but then again after seeing how ponies can be huge dicks too it doesnt seem that diffierent thant he human world
>>4148309She would be unable to resist eating them
>>4148318Well prepare for interesting nights then since smelling her own farts turns her on like a light bulb
>>4148328That's a very pretty Twilight.
>>4148306Would you still date your favorite pone if she waited tables at a bunny girl restaurant?
gee today MLPG is slow as fuck
>>4148334What a crazy bitch.Guess I'd be in for long, smelly nights.
>>4148277Human, retain knowledge.
>>4148328>Aspiehorn>better than anythingahahahhahaahhhahahhaha
>>4148177MY LIFE FOR YURI
>>4148353ewwhy
>>4148347>implying rarity would use contractions
>>4148347But that's terrible porn
Have you finished your tulpa yet, MLPG?
My life! My life for a colour!
why would you want to start life over with your current knowledge? Imagine being a baby, unable to walk or speak, shitting yourself and being completely dependent.
>>4148346Holy shit, yes. That would make me want to date her even more.
>>4148350Yup, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.
>>4148024Probably any womanI just find it really hard to believe that I'd be able to get along with Dash, we're almost polar opposite.
>>4148391>5 years old>Knowledge, skills, and world view of a 20-year-oldHmm
>>4148376No, I am not crazy.
>>4148304
>>4148391>wait a year>life becomes awesomeWorth it
>>4148404Oh?
>>4148376No, shut upSelf induced schizophrenia should not be smiled upon.Especially something fake like everything from /x/.
>>4148368Rarity's sweaty plush marshmallow ass turns me on like nothing else.
>>4148024I love all ponybut I'm human1.5 years and I still don't have a pony fetish
>>4148420You better get on that friend.
>>4148424what's with her FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>4148438Oh god damnit. Now I can't NOT see them.
>>4148415There's few things that can turn me on more than sweaty Raributt
>>4148414>implyingtulpas are based on psychology bronot magic wikkan voodoo shit
>>4148415That's weird.
>>4148391do I get to be a super-smart little girlif so, yes please
>>4148438Damn it Anon. Now I can't stop looking.FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>Countdown timer for an iphone port
>>4148449>I-it is real! It's based on science!>l-look at all these studies... Oh waitIt's schizophrenia.Stop believing this garbage from /x/ you gullible twat.
>Go to /x/>It's like the worst qualities of /b/, /q/, and /v/ rolled into one massive shitheapIt's all Aeris's fault. She raped that board until it stopped moving, and then turned it into a zombie.
>>4148488That sky looks pretty clear actually
>>4148488/x/ never takes summer well.They'll bounce back.
>>4148482People actually believe in Tulpas?I thought it was a joke.
>>4148481It's just not fair.
>>4148497no i'ts reainging
>>4148501No they won't, they've been like that for ages.
>>4148452More of this please? Anyone?
>you will never be a bunny waitress
>>4148512
>>4148518Um...Good?
>>4148413well you see, she is into femdom
>>4148512>TwiLunaI always have a soft spot for my first.
>>4148530I think I like this iceburg
>>4148503>>4148481At least it looks like a good port.
>>4145453
>>4148552>good>remove what made the original game special
>>4148532Same.Everyone remember your first ship?
>>4148571>>4148552>>4148503>>4148481wut geam
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4148574Eyup.
>>4148552>Taking away the most unique game-play feature>Completely ruining several of the bosses >>4148574NoShipping is for weirdos
>>4148580the world ends with pone
>>4148574Mine was Appledash after Wall Weather FriendsMy current ship is Rarijack
>>4148580The World Ends With You
>>4148552>>4148481Wait, so it really wasn't a sequel, just an iPhone port?God, I feel sorry for /v/ this year.
>>4148593Fall Weather, even
>>4148574Twixie for me.
Wat draw
>>4148598>Wait, so it really wasn't a sequel, just an iPhone port?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRNt8ai9FMThat's the last time I get my hopes up.
>>4148605sweetie belle
>>4148605pinkie pie playing basketball with her exercise gear on
>>4148605Pregnant Twilight. Not fetishy.I'm gonna keep requesting it until I get it.
>>4148177Go to Equestria for sure
>>4148605Diamond Tiara riding Sweetie Belle.
>>4148605Braebur attending Pray the Gay Away Camp
>>4148604>TwixieEntry-level as fuck.Mine too.
>>4148605porn
>>4148612BDN?
>>4148525>>4148532>>4148538No-no, guys, I mean manga.
>>4148605Applejack in SAS gear defusing a makeshift C4 bomb
>>4148604>>4148619Mah niggas
>>4148605Sweaty Raributt
>>4148622I tried it, it wouldn't be good
>>4148633Second
>>4148626Nope. I'm just a Anon who wishes to get some non-fetish pregnant art.
>>4148502You mean they're not real?
Does anyone else create intricate fantasies around one picture when masturbating?
>>4148639Well...okayWhat does a pregnant pony even look likeinb4 mrs. Cake
>>4148659like this>>4148379
>>4148488Does anyone have archived the thread where Aeris fucked up /x/?I've seen so many people talk about it, but I missed it.
>>4148672It wasn't one thread, it was like what Lanced Jack did.
>>4148640No anon.And neither is Marshmallow Pones.
>>4148512>>4148525
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/916498
>>4148677LIES!
>>4148537She loves to tie you up, sit on your face, give her rump a little wiggle and force you to smell her pungent farts. All while talking down to you. She'll even stomp on your sack to get you to moan into her marecunt.
horp
>>4148683Who is she supposed to be?
>>4148692But from wrong one. i want more that Twiluna, I really adore the style. So cute~~
>>4148692uunnnnnnfff-waithuman penis?what the fuck
>>4148698Ashleigh Ball
>>4148698Read the tags nigga
>>4148694>Stomp on your sackBoner lost, game over. 0/4 credits to continue.
>>4148706Seriously? But she's not that fat.Was this commissioned by Ross or something?
>>41486832DPD.
>>4148715Well what would you rather her do then?
>>4148699How about this?http://exhentai.org/s/2c99870247/478161-7
>>4148733>sad panda
>>4148683i'd love to see Tara's reaction to that
>>4148728Fart in your mouth and make you swallow her delicious farts so that she can smell them on your breath later when you're making out and when she orders you to burp in her face.
>>4148733>http://exhentai.org/s/2c99870247/478161-7Could work too--> sadpanda_says_no_hotlinking.jpgcare to upload?
>>4148741>getting the sad panda>2016
>>4148741>>4148763
>>4148782>>4148783are you telling me how to get rid of it or not or just imply me?
>>4148728I really like this style. It actually looks like they have some weight and aren't just made of paper. And you know, it's cute.
>>4148790>imply meConfirmed for literal retard.
>>4148763Sad Panda doesn't say no hotlinking, Sad Panda says you need to be logged into your e-hentai account to access exhentai.Go to e-hentai.org, make an account, log in, and clear your cache, and the link should work fine.
>>4148804your a faggot, i fucked you're mom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgk2YMzGpY
>>4148639>>4148612It's a bit dull, sorry
>>4148782
>>4148841Nice.
>>4148841>Twilight carrying your foalUNF
>>4148852Humans can't impregnate a horse
What's with the thread being so slow today?Anything keeping the frequent posters busy, or just coincidence?
>>4148861But that isn't a horse.It's a pony.
>>4148847This artist has the worst taste in ships
>>4148861Magic. Twilight has it in abundance.
did anyone save any ghost ponyi'd like to actually draw something for the first time in a week.
>>4148841Holy UNF. You nailed the idea.
any pone-related stuff in the deepweb?
>>4148879This is a Ghost pony.
>>4148867I'll copy and paste my earlier respond to teh last person that said that.Sunday morning, Dark Soul, Guild Wars 2, people getting ready for school tomorrow.Take your pick.>>4148841I hope she could raise it and the stallion or anon help raise the foal. Its cute.
>>4148879Ask Dafty
>>4148841That's adorable, good job
>>4148899There's filly porn
You know what, I oughta finish this one
>>4148912pony loli?Interesting...
What if Chrysalis smelled like decay?
>>4148900Did that manga ever even go anywhere? I seem to recall something about a Dark version of the main ghost character, but it didn't really do anything so I dropped it.
>>4148902>people getting ready for school tomorrow.>not supposed to have class on monday>get email from professor saying hey we're having class on monday
>>4148905I want to but he's got that dumb yuropoor time zone.
>>4148917I'd have to wear nose plugs
>>4148754damn anon you have some good ideas
>>4148919Is it an American thing to start school in late August? Here we always start the day after labour day.
>tropical storm coming>chance of not having to go to first day of classes
>>4148817It does not work, I only can see 1st page .Can someone upload all of them please? i would be grateful.
>>4148886>don't want fetishtic pregnant art>still unfsAnyway, wat next
>>4148914>Ross>finish
>>4148936They're punishment days on teachers for not getting their classes to have high enough test scores. So school used to start in late August, early September, but now an additional two weeks have been added.
>>4148926>yuropoorHe's Australian actually
>>4148947I can't believe I made an account for THATIt wasn't even porn
>>4148949>>4148638
>>4148949When I said not-fetishy I just meant not fucking huge. Just a little bump is what I want.
>>4148912>some bray
>>4148912>>4148916You can find that on pretty much any of the pony porn sites though.
>>4148939How's it looking in the Orlando area?
>>4148949Celestia and Luna playing chess.Pls
>>4148964That's the joke
>>4148966Looking outside the window, I see grey clouds fucking everywhere and some wind.Pretty decent chance of a class cancel I suppose.
>>4148957Porn you say?http://exhentai.org/g/503235/d7751aa867/
>>4148978Ha, I hope kierz has already left then
>>4148683I can help but laugh at what shitstorms that could cause
>>4148987I think the latest tracks have it hitting New Orleans
Gentlemen...How do we open a portal to Equestria
>>4148841Nasse, can you draw Celestia lying on the floor/ground, on her spine, wide-spreading her gorgeous wings? Legs position is up to you, i don't mind something kinkiesh
>>4148996Welp, he's going to die
>>4149009I second this.
I can honestly say that every single time I've opened up twilight unwashed I've gotten a boner and masturbated to orgasm just from that fic.It's had to of been 20+ times. I think I might be brainwashed.
Think of one thing you enjoyed. Comic, movie whateverDone?The main characters are now in Equestria.What happens?
>>4149009This could be cool.
>>4149019I've never actually fapped to it, but it does give me a boner if I actually read it.
>>4149023Inception''This is a weird-ass dream''
>>4149008with a stargate
>>4149023Forrest Gump wouldn't even blink an eye. He'd just roll with it.
>>4148754Well then she will stay on your face and call you her little fart sniffer, punctuating her words by bouncing her butt on your face, before releasing another fart. She then lifts one of her cheeks off your face, giving her just enough time to force your mouth open with her hooves. "You're gonna love this" she says, before slamming her butt back down and releasing a massive fart into your mouth.
>>4149023>Rocky Horror Picture ShowOhGod
>>4148980Lovely censorbars.
Would you dash into Dash with your penis
>>4149035That would be the best stargate ever!>AJWhat's she doing? Squeezing out a fart?
anyone have that picture of the life size twilight with the working vag on the bed?
>>4149023>Sora/Riku in EquestriaI actually kinda want it.
>>4149019I can't fap to it since I do not have a fart fetish, but it's really well writtenI wish it was just regular twilight ass worshipping
I saw a lot of people talking about what Lauren wanted and Shining Armor and all that. What if Lauren always wanted Twilight to have a brother and they only now did it for her?
>still pretending to like MLPCan we please focus on corrupting Gravity Falls now?
>>4149035what would your reaction be if you found a gate to Equestria
>>4149023>Nightwing, Beast Boy, Tim Drake, Blue Beetle, Bumblebee, Lagoon Boy, Miss Martian, Superboy, Batman, Batgirl, and Wonder Girl all end up in EquestriaThis either ends really cool or really, really terribly.
>>4148936We couldn't start after labor day because no one here knows when that is
I don't know if this fappeable or just cute but, my heart and penis are tingling
>>4149063Not a pedo, so I'll pass
Are the guys who were talking calories around? what happened to carbs? I thought counting calories was outdated
>8 Bit TheaterIt would be...interesting to say the least>Look I'm a nexus of pure magical energy given human form ,you're the embodiment of magic, I cast spells, you cast spells, I'm a mage, you're a mage...kinda. Right?>Yes>So what do you say we team up and kill Celestia and Luna to become Gods>...What?>Of course we also need to kill your friends since they can use the elements...>WHY WOULD I KILL MY FRIENDS?>Because a god doesn't need meatshields?>I said friends.>Yeah meatshields.
>>4149063>pretendingWho said anything about pretending, Anon?
>you will never be with your waifu on a cold winter evening, where you wrap a blanket around yourselves, turning you into a little cocoon of warmth and love
>>4149047Dash is the last pony I want to stick my penis in
>>4149085>2D content>pedo
>>4149079RELAX, DON'T DO IT
>the twilight on the left
>>4149086Yeah, I'm here.Calories aren't outdated at all, I'm not sure what you mean.
>>4149099SO WAIT, should I fap or should I die of a heart attack?
>>4149052
>>4149100I would.
>>4149100Is ugly and rectangular-bodied
>>4149009Well, I guess I could
>>4149102I thought everyone was cutting out carbohydrates now, anything white. bread is fattening right? except oat and grain I love that. pumpernickel is the shit
>>4149089Man Fighter would be such good friends with Pinkie and Fluttershy
>>4149100Twilight on the left looks like Krysti Pryde from S3 of the Tester
>>4149079I'd like to see this Twilight being mounted by that Spike from behind...
>>4149120Yeah, sure...
we did everything together
>>4149114It wouldn't be that bad. Sora would fit in marvelously.
>>4149123You should watch calories, protein, fat, sugar, and carb intake.Calories largely determine whether you lose or gain weight. Carbs give you energy and shit, you shouldn't be eating more than 200g of carbs. Did you read the sticky?
I liked S2 Twilight more than S1
>>4149095I'd stick my penis in any of the ponies. Dash is a very sexy pone. I'm sure she'd have very strong well-trained muscles in her finely toned haunches and marecunt.
>>4149136Still rectangular, though she's got a great face.
>>4148960K, thanks.
I'm so fucking sick of ponies.No, really, they are getting annoying.And the fucking fans of the fandom.Is there a cure? ;_______;
Has this H-doujin been uploaded anywhere?
So, apparently some of the faggots mods of FiMchan deleted that thread about the Ponychan admin/mods gathering information of the posters.Anyone got a screenshot?
>>4149136
>>4149144Shit's not fair. I wanna be a pretty cosplayer. What the hell could a 6"4 205lb guy make a decent stab at for a pony costume.
>>4149168Go outside you fuckin' autist
>>4149169Disgusting
>>4149172WHAT
>>4149168Yes. Leave this thread.
>>4149168
>>4149169don't think sodo us all a favour and proceed with that cource of action
>>4149168Leave, then.
>>4149169Wait, what?Pony teats don't work like that...
>>4149177BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT
>>4149172I don't know but I found thishttp://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/res/11204.html
>>4149177>traffic cone of icecream
>transfer to jade quarry 14 hours ago>still can't log inGW2 pls
>>4149151it's just so long... I read up to persistence and patience, then went to bed. I joke woke up with this question
>>4149168Mitsubishi
>>4149210HAHAHAHA
>>4149210Is that a mare fleshlight?
>>4149205Is that a new image of femgarble?>404dammit janitor I wanna put it on derpibooru you fuck or at least save it for myself
>>4149169>six nipples
>>4149177At least he actually draws their hands
>>4149169>6 teatsWhat
>>4149229Anthro is against the rules on all boards but /b/, fella.
>>4149229fight le power xd
>>4149223Well finish reading it, man. Take notes, put 'em on your fridge or something.It can probably answer any question you have.
>>4149233http://www.derpibooru.org/83289
>>4149210I'll be honest. I'm terrified that one night I'm going to drunkenly order one of these. 5. btrybill
>>4149210>twifags
>>4149169I usually don't like people calling pones dogs but... damn
>>4149242Pony is anthro
>>4149246thank you, anon.
>>4149210>fim.413chanWhat a horrible place.Yet another reason why 4chan™ > any other imageboard.
>>4149258Let's not do this again, please
>>4149229Hands are a bit off sometimes, but I'm just happing he's started drawing waists that can actually fit organs.Now if he'd just give them normal faces...
>>4149241japanese people think that horses are the same as dogs
>>4149260>He didn't know about FiMchan.>laughingbitches.tiff
>>4149260Hey, at least its not ponychan
>>4149258No, it's not.
>>4149261Well it is
>>4149258Technically, but not the kind that 40kids get mad about.
>>4149169pone does not work that way.goodnight.
>>4149245alright then
>>4149242Does that mean they don't allow posting about any cartoon/comic that features anthro characters (such as almost every classic disney movie/show) in /co/ or /a/?
>>4149260Actually FiMchan has the best art board of all the imageboards of this fandom.
>>4149271Since when can ponies talk?
>>4149269I know about it, just wanted to express my opinion nobody asked about.
>>4149260except you know, this arbitrary anthro bullshit
>>4149278Does that mean you want to suck dicks? Because that's what I'm hearing.
>>4149289What is this, /b/ in 2008?
ITT: Buttmad furfags
>>4149297I think he means the fact that it's not allowed.
>>4149278No, only the yiff kind is forbidden.Star Fox is grey area here.
>>4149297I guess, you'd think they'd grow a lick of sense by now
>>4149295
>>4149290It ruptures your anusWe get it.
>>4149281They talk to me.And that's how I know our love is real.
>>4149281Since when does your tongue orbit my dick?
>>4149300The irony
>>4149112Die
>>4149279Not as long as it doesn't have MLPG on it, no.
>>4149289Anthro shit is bad for the board. Fuck off, furry.
>>4149306Unf. Now if only he would draw like that.
>SFW anthro is deleted>pony porn isn't>11.5/10 JANITOR OF THE YEAR ALL YEARSEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>4149324Hahahahaha
>>4149300And Redditors.
>>414929510/10better than 90% of the comics in this fandom
>>4149279Isn't it just used by porn artists who can't post their stuff on ponychan?
>>4149324Pssst our artists have threads there
>>4149268...So they met CL before watching the show?
>>4149308In that case, the SFW stuff posted here isn't forbidden is it?
>>4149329>>4149242
someone get on irc and tell them they have a kiddie janitoror maybe they let them shit up this board on purpose
>>4149336No.
>>4149337Really? I guess I'll look over there sometime then.
>>4149342It is by /mlp/ rules, I think...
>>4149321No, fuck it, I'm gonna masturbate, panties and shirts are my fetish
>>4149343Pony porn is against the rules of every single board too, fyi.
>>4149340
>>4149325so because thirteen year old are now allowed in the sfw parts they can be janitors? You know you're not allowed to talk to us right?
>MFW Boxdog and Prequel update at the same time
>>4149356Well, porn is against the rules of any SFW board i would imagine, but the janitors don't usually seem to care in here.
>>4149361Leth talks to us every time
>>4149345Funny how the first page is filled with NSFW images then.
>>4149295>Open comic when about to sneez>Sneez and laugh at the same timeI never felt this before but I'm it was weird.
>>4149325People like you are the cancer that's killing 4chan.
>>4149370>pony on two legsWhoa now that's some hefty anthro you just postedBetter hope it doesn't get deleted!
>>4149370Nigga, link the Boxdog now!
>>4149373That's my point. Yet morons who hate everything even remotely related to furries never stop sucking the janitors dick, even though he's doing a very shit "Delete what I don't like" job.
>>4149377This place is a ghetto. Mods never come here. If they wanted to purge 4chan of ponies they could just crack down for about 2 days since people have become so complacent.
>>4149385>hating furry>badISHYGDDT.
>>4149385...I'm pretty sure that by now 4chan is the cancer that is killing us
>>4149388DYEWTS
>>4149398>not keeping your hate to yourself
Daed, you still here? Still uploading?
Oh great, now the edgy tryhard fags will start spamming anthro pictures.
Ponies are anthro.The janitor here has been worthless since day one when he showed up here and deleted screencaps from the show.He has never deleted spam to any effect and only gets on for 30 minutes a day.
>>4149407Janitors Glorious Republic of MLPG
>>4149411Hilariously, I haven't got enough credits for it.It's not even porn, though. I guess I could do a google image search to see if it's already up somewhere else.
I don't know why you guys would want anthro when you can have these sleek horse bodies instead.
>>4149406Hmm, now I get your point.
>We're here we're furry get used to it!!
>>4149370Why would you lie about Prequel updating
>>4149429Anyone have the size chart handy?
>>4149370But neither of them have updated...
>>4149407you have to keep it pure
>>4149399
>>4149433>If I don't like it, it's gotta go!
janitor pls go
>>4149423>He has never deleted spam to any effectI won't give you that, every time he's here he deletes spamming and shitposting. In fact, he's the only janitor who does it (Leth is terrible at that).
>>4149399Not us specifically. It's just that they have a few completely retarded global and board rules, probably just introduced by moot as a response to vocal butthurt trolls from /b/.The anthro and naruto things are a few examples, as well as the former pony-bans before /mlp/. You'd think moot with his "ignore shit you don't like" motto would know better than to listen to the whining of haters.
>>4149415The fact of the matter is, anthro is not the problem, that it is deleted is what derails the thread
>>4149415UR NOT MY DAD, I NEED TO SHOW YOU THAT JANITOR TO STOP MESSING WITH US.MLPGERS UNITE!
>>4149451>He still thinks Leth is a janitor
>>4149415Oh great, now the edgy tryhard fags will start ironically shitposting about furries>>4149433Look there's one now
>>4149461>MLPGERS Lol.
>>4149467No need to pretend, anon, every one in this board already knows.
>>4149457Furfags derail the thread not him.
>>4149440They come up to the average crotch, more or less. Perfect for delicious pony blowjobs and the pony-style sexual position. Plus she can sit in your lap and snuggle.
>>4149467>Leth comes in and tells us exactly how many people posted in the thread in the last week>that thing about post deletion when the marker is stolenlel
>>4149462>$280.00>33bids>sewing pinkie's head on RD's bodywat
>>4149451Leth is NOT a janitor.
Well thanks a lot janitorwe will now have people spamming anthro and generally shitting up the place simply because you didn't ask "Is it actually worth deleteing this picture? has it been reported at all or complained about in the thread, or part of a spaming attempt?"Should have stuck to the old /co/ mentallity man
>>4149486Go back to /b/ please
>>4149486You're derailing the thread now. Please go.
>>4149492>>4149478>>4149490>lel>lel>Lol
>>4149433MLP is an anthropomorphic cartoon, we're all furries on some level. Even the people who aren't into it sexually.
>>4149486>Someone posts anthro>Ignored >Deleted>ShitstormYep, it's the poster's fault
>not eating your steak well done with ketchup
>>4149504>>4149506>>>/fur/
>>4149489This is my favorite headcannon.
HAHAHAHAAHAGET DUNKED RETARD
>>4149516>>>/b/
>>4149510This comes down to interpretation.Some of the diehard furries that want everyone to be like them will claim that simply enjoying anthropomorphic entertainment will make you a furry.As a furry, I disagree with that.
>>4149504/b/ is the only place where fur is allowed. Why don't you go there?Oh, wait, I forgot, pony furfaggotry is a non-existent thing on 4chan. Gb2Furaffinity.
>>4149520And what does that have to do with the thread?
>>4149520>>4149515Equally disgusting.
>>4149520>Sentenal posting comments on youtube like a retard again
>>4149520HAHAHAHAHAHA that was fun but don't bring that shit here
>post Pinkie eating ice cream out of a traffic cone>accidentally start an argument over anthro
>>4149520>he is the one that started the purge of poniesI knew he was a cancer.
>>4149530You seem pretty steamed, anon.Maybe you should take a step back and stop getting mad at the internet
>>4149520>Sentenal being rational and clear-headed>some random being a total frothing idiot>"LOL SENT UR A FAG GET DUNKED XD"
>>4149545Shut up Sentenal
>>4149515>steak>ketchupUgh... Shit, I like me some BBQ sauce but not ketchup.
>>4149538You post king shita art everyday faggot.
>>4149461>>4149415If he didn't the thread would have gone on fine uninterruptedShit was against the rules because it derailed threads, now it does not. you being unthinking fascists does
>>4149545He comes across very condescending, it's funny
It is a terrible night/day to be on MLPG.
>>4149538ALL THE JANITOR HAD TO DO WAS IGNORE THE DAMN PICTURE CJBut seriously if he actually just delt with the shitposting over it instead, we'd possibly be in a better position
I don't even know who Sentenal really is.
Where's the new horse?
>>4149580soh deep
>>4149589In about 20 images
>>4149576So edgy
>>4149583He's a nice tripfag who sometimes caps good greentexts and ERPs.
>>41495906deep12me.
>>4149592I really like the way this artist draws horns and I have no idea why
Why is everyone still posting anthro?What possible purpose will this serve you numskulls
>>4149599Looks more feathery to me.
>>4149582>ALL THE JANITOR HAD TO DO WAS IGNORE THE DAMN PICTURE CJ>ALL THE FURFAGS HAD TO DO WAS IGNORE THE DAME DELETED PICTURE
Why is she so perfect?
>>4149600He's also about as socially inept as a plank
Do you guys still like this shitty OC?
2 MINUTES OF GOOGLING LATERhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNDiuHSFgoA&feature=channel&list=UL>some guy says FUCK YOU>uploader gets butthurt because other guys has a pony picture>sentenal sums what happened up>that's all in the comments>I should really stop green texting
>>4149583An autistic retard who's been shitposting for over a year, only recently he started being a little useful but he's still showing his autism and stalking tripfags.
>>4149615I would eat her.
>>4149613ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT GET MAD, ANON
>>4149615She's pink. She's nice. She's sexy as fuck.
>>4149583He means well but occasionally derps it up. While I can understand him getting some flak every now and than, he ain't deserving all that pure concentrated hate people send at him.
>>4149619Yes. I don't like that picture though.
>>4149529>you like loony tunes?>that makes you a furry, just like us>let's yiff
>>4149627No anon you are the autism
>>4149613this is a matter of principle you fucking fascist, grow the fuck up
>>4149619I do find it fascinating that an OC was created with the sole purpose of fulfilling fetishes.
>>4149616I'm sure that applies to quite a lot of people here. Nothing wrong with that really.
>>4149644>Implying he's not right.
Coloring with palletes is super fun.I swear I'll finish these late request
I wonder why anthro has factor in being deleted immediately by Janitor.
>>4149619are you implying that people actually liked it?
>>4149627>and stalking tripfags.This is what bothers me the most, dude is creepy as fuck.
>>4149649No anon you are the autism
TAKE THOSE OFF RAINBOW DASH YOU'LL GET DELETED
>>4149647y-you to
>>4149615Because she is. And she looks sexy with that hair.
>>4149647Eh, at least most of them manage to hide it
>>4149592I love that asswhere else is it seeing as cant get this
>>4149583It's funny, because I don't either.There are always these little dramas going on in MLPG over people who I really have no clue who they are.The only names I bother to remember tend to be drawfags.
>>4149657I liked it.The creator was kind of a retard though.
>>4149645fight le powa xdwe legun
>>4149660I know, he was stalking Jessy and Rose for the longest time. He even made a small shrine to them.
>>4149657I don't like itI love it
>>4149646Is it really so weird? Its seems like every single OC is created to be for that purpose.Palette, Icepack, Inky(Sleepsex fetish), Haiku. MT's slut Zebra.
>>4149676Ironic shitpost again, guys!
remember to refresh for the image count
>>4149672Yes, GG for example. No idea what's up with MLPG's rustling jimmies over Sent.
>>4149655Original artist?
>>4149655HEY FAGGOTI WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT "I BET THAT FUCKER DIDN'T DRAW ME AN APPLE SISTER" SO I CHECK YOUR TUMBLR AND BAM, NO LITTLE APPLE.You hurt me
>>4149520I never had any issues with sentenal.Then I met RedPlayer.
>>4149681bullshit, need proof
>>4149685I just love RR so much
CAR CRASH IN ACTION
>>4149687My OC doesn't fulfill a fetish. I just thought it was funny.
>>4149695>>4149672You are lucky because you haven't suffered him since last year.
>>4149687Hmm, never really thought of it that way. I might have it wrong, but I thought the idea behind RR was that the creator didn't care what fetishes you used her for.
>tape
>>4149656it is a against the rules, not like that is the reason because other things are also against the rules that never get deletedyou cannot pick and choose which rules you enforce
>>4149695>No idea what's up with MLPG's rustling jimmies over Sent.lel
>>4149583>>4149672>>4149695He's been here for a really long time. He is an unforgivably annoying and obnoxious cunt.
>>4149704He's being sarcastic, but it wouldn't surprise me if he actually did something like that.
>>4149703They're the same, they're fucking spastics the both of them
>>4149660by knowing what they're up to, everyone stalks them then
>>4149687>Inky(Sleepsex fetish)Wat?I think you got Inky confused with Sleepyhead.
>>4149717If you have power, then hell yeah, you can. We just don't have to like it.
>>4149726>Asking for someone's e-mail account.>"Don't want to e-mail him, just want to have it".
>>4149722He's not as bad as most of you make him out to be.
>>4149704Each one of those printed posts are actually from either Jessy or Rose
>>4149726>saving a list of vocaroo's that the femdrawfags did months and months ago
>>4149717Maybe you should browse the piss for one day.
>>4149687Inky is ass fetish
>>4149687What's Palette Swap's related fetish?
>>4149697Uhh, the filename I got the pic from says "71688__UNOPT__safe_discord_lineart_artist-lazy".>>4149699ANON PLSPLS PORFIS
>>4149687Are you saying Rose has a sleepsex fetish?
>>4149722Yeah, I know he's been around for a while. He's just one of those names I recognize from the threads, but never really bothered to associate anything with.
>>4149725I know they are the same person, that is the point.
>>4149736>"I might need to use it later on">said smile was a flak
>>4149739Haha the Skype call went nuts when he posted that vocaroo list.
>>4149746NOPE TOO LATE YOU INCONSIDERATE TWATTHERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR THE HARM YOU'VE DONE~
>>4149738>printing out 4chan posts
>>4149738>Mfw the irony is lost on this guy
>>4149738Everyone already knows that those posts are from some anon who asked for advice and encouragement for something, and he printed them off and stuck them on his wall so that he would see them every day.If you're going to bullshit then at least do it with an image that everyone doesn't already know.
sucks I want some of these and they keep disappearingIgnore what you don't like, let everyone be happy
You guys posting porn and anthro, don't you feel like retards?
>>4149754>moeshit
>>4149753>>4149725You mean to tell me Red Player/sentenal has been posting two versions of Luna quest in the threads? That giant collage and the single vertical caps?
>>4149759>not pretending 4chan exists IRL and printing out tons of posts
>>4149745Farts I think.
>>4149776I was referring to them as both spastics but not a singular personThey could be I guess, they're both autistic enough
>>4149739Jessy as police pony is the greatest thing and I only saw it posted once
>>4149745farts
might as well start claiming the image limit so that there is less spam to go around
Why's everything so slow today?
>>4149756I would love an invite to this call so I can circlejerk even harder than I do now
>>4149790Why? It's not like it'll suddenly go away with the new thread.
>>4149802Maybe if it weren't Pinkie
>>4149803You are so hardcore man, /b/ needs you, go and save that board!
>>4149803epic win anon
How's this?
>>4149803>I'm bored>let's do a boring repetitive task
>>4149805It did several times.
TEKELI-LI TEKELI-LI
>>4149771is anyone reporting it? No? Then it shouldn't be deleted.
isn't it sentinel instead of sentenal?
>not just requesting a ban on the cunt alreadyCome on janitor step it up
>>4149821I am.
>>4149748He still posts here sometimes, he just isn't doing anything overly noteworthy most of the time. He just caps stuff (which is helpful) and occasionally posts like everyone else.It's just that for some reason some hateanons have it in for him.
>>4149821That's not how it works.
>>4149827lots of people would be banned
>>4149836>posts like everyone else.I wish that were the case
>>4149836>>>4149711
>>4149841No no, I'm fairly certain only the spammer would
>>4149821Actually he's spamming right now, and nobody likes that no matter what the content or reason isso fuck him, janitor is on the delete spree now simply becauyse we now have spammer autism to deal with
>>4149836> he just isn't doing anything overly noteworthy most of the timeDoesn't he run that archive of quests?
>>4149802so it is quite arbitrary indeed
>>4149854Quite possibly, but he doesn't post about it in here much if he does.
>>4149848but it isn't one person numbnuts
>>4149711>Having to deal with Glitter's bullshit for over a yearI had quit for a month because he was just too much. Now that he's back to tgchan he's slowed down which is nice.
Why is this picture so cute
>>4149868>>4149854wut quest archive? you mean the thing posted in the link board?
>>4149851True, spamming is annoying and stupid, but if the nazi janitor hadn't started deleting stuff in the first place he wouldn't have started spamming to spite them.
>>4149862i wish shadowsquirrel made porn
>>4149878>posting the same picture in the exact same order >not the same personWhy is MLPG so dumb?
>>4149881The fuck are you on about
>>4149882I don't feel the cuteI feel the sexy
>>4149878>more than one person spammingCool, two bans then
Fresh horse where?
>>4149904We are still far away from image limit you shithead
is this anthro?
>>4149887>If the janitor didn't follow the rules then he wouldn't have had to go full retardAnon please, I'm a furfag and that logic is atrocious.
>>4149901posting is spamming when I don't like it
>>4149882>you will never give your pony self a ride ;_;
>>4149887>but if the nazi janitor hadn't started deleting stuff in the first place he wouldn't have started spamming to spite them.>nazi janitorHe's doing his job. You know they have a quota to fill, right? It's against the rules, end of lineA better explanation would be "if the autistic spammer hadn't got assblasted because someone is doing what they should be doing" and so on
>>4149884I think they mean thishttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>4149914But nevertheless true.
>>4149917>lel im bored and the janitor is a butt >:(>not spam
>>4149914the rules are outdated, no one has a problem with the content anymorejanitor needs to use his brain instead of just following orders
>>4149882I would that human Lyra.
are dolphin pones anthro?
>>4149922They should go do their job in the piss then, instead of shitting up the general.
>>4149674now why do you say that?
>>4149917>Continuously posting the same furry porn that the janitor deletes is just posting>You're only calling it spamming because you don't like it
>>4149933Oh please, shut up
>>4149937Just because we're the general doesn't give us exemption, you know. That's really, really stupid.
>>4149935I fucking love dolphins
>>4149940He's spamming now just to piss off the janitor.
>>4149932I don't think the spammer used emoticons, anon
>>4149935Didn't even notice they were supposed to be dolphins, lol.
>>4149946nice comeback, now wipe it off your chin
>>4149913>pony rearing up on hind legs>anthroThe fuck? Of course it's not.
>>4149933What kind of brain damage do you have?
Interview with Andy Price(the guy working on the FiM comic) of IDW Comicshttp://www.justin.tv/bronyvillepodcast#/w/3681127936
>>4149939Several anons suggested that the colors were too strong and too red, and the creator posted Big Mac as an example. Big Mac isn't red on red.And then she just wrote it off as "well it's my oc so deal w/ it"
>>4149952Well all he's doing is annoying MLPG by being a tard
>>4149957Explaining to a retard why they're retarded doesn't make them any less of a retard, anon.Why go through the hassle?
>>4149933This. Also, moot should probably fix the rules.
>>4149914>i'm a furfagThen your opinion has negative value.
>>4149940>>4149952you know, there is one or two pictures I wanted but keep disappearing, it's a real inconvenience
>>4149956They aren't.The artist just can't draw.
>>4149952I stopped spamming about 10 or 15 minutes ago
>>4149968>>>/b/
>>4149960>>4149964you actually advocate blindly following rules you fucking nazis? Use your fucking brains
Let's talk about the show.Do you think Cadence will have a more prominent role in S3? Would you be happy with that?
>>4149999That's Celestia in your image.
>>4149996
>>4149999Its sading that she would potentially have more screen time than Celestia. I don't mind Candyass, but still. Even LUNA has her own episode.
>>4149996>Fuck the system! tier logicRules are rules. Most anthro pictures, particularly the ones he is posting, are ugly as sin anyway so it's no big loss>you're nazis>the janitor is a naziPlease, do compare me to Hitler next. Godwin would be disappointed otherwise
>>4150010FUCK YOU!
>>4149999I actually wouldn't mind if the ponies stay in the crystal kingdom and see Cadence and Shining regularly
>>4150020I agree with you, but christ almighty fuck off with that shit you're doing right there.
>>4149999I think it's a guarantee that she will. I think it'd be cool, give the team a chance to flesh her out more.
>>4150016>announcing you're the janitorWay to go dipshit
>>4150017
>>4150016OK, you're Hitler. Now me!
>>4150016Rules can and will be changedyour opinion"Just following orders" I need not make any other comparison
>>4150020Do people who post like this realize they make themselves look just as bad as the person they are trying to mock?
>>4149962iirc she said before the Big Mac thing she didn't care what other people thought of her OC because she was happy with it. And to be fair, she has every right to do with it what she wants? There's worse out there. She only posted the Mac thing because the body colors were nearly the same, the red hair is too dark to even be "eye blinding".Calling her a retard is kinda harsh. She's really cool and does requests. I don't have a problem with her. People need to chill.
>>4150007How can you confuse her with her?
>>4150034>What is reading comprehension
>>4150017FUCK YOU
>>4150034>implying I even implied that>implying you can into reading comprehension
>>4150016Janitors will get their status revoked if they ever reveal themselves, no?
I remember this got deleted once because it was considered anthro
>>4150056Correct.
>>4150062>toe sandalsreported
>>4150052i cryed evertiem ;__;
>>4150045Yeah, she's pretty cool, just not the best at handling things.
>>4150034>>4150050>>4150056
NEW HORSE, PLEASE BEHAVE>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073>>4150073
>>4149999Yes and No.I got into the show because of the lack of pretty pink princesses like Cadence, and considering how much the wedding episode focused on her and Silver Surfer to the detriment of the mane six, I'm not really that optimistic about any future appearances.
>>4150042>can and will be changedThat's really nice. Maybe they will in the future, but we aren't in the future, anon
>>4150091Well the way I see it, the wedding was dictated from the top down as to what had to happen. I'm confident once the writers get free reign over them they'll start getting more interesting.
>>4150097in the meantime use logic and consideration, and don't slip up again
>>4150085It was just one incident though? It wasn't even that bad. I mean sure she probably didn't react the best way but it only seemed like a few people who were upset about it.
>>4150184You know what people can be like. Some people get really dumb over little things.
>>4150062>Samurai Applejackpfft
>>4150199Yeah, I know. It was a pretty small issue I think and it's like every time she's brought up people have to flip shit about her when she hasn't even posted here that often, or really stirred up trouble.
>>4150281Yeah. I honestly don't care what anyone does outside of this place. If Stalin came here and posted ponies I'd welcome him with open arms.
>>4150323You're a pretty cool dude. If I knew who your favorite pony was I would post it.
>>4150056Are you saying this janitor will get their status revoked?
>>4150477God I hope so
>>4150377That's not necessary. Just the next time you see something posted/done that you don't like, take a step back and remember that the moment you walk away from the computer none of it matters. No point getting mad over nothing.
>>4150543Me too. But I'm not holding my breath.
>>4150580Aye. It's a shame the people getting mad in the first place don't consider that either.
>>4150477Nah, he was just pointing out that that poster was calling several people nazis. "He's a nazi! He's Hitler! What's next? Am I Mussolini?"
