Knighty Night edition.Old horse: >>4137957
This SEXY LADY brought muffins!
to slay the draygon menace
best final boss
Does the new horse have a donut-sized anus?
>>4141143i love tumblr because i get so much ridiculous shit in my inbox its always a laugh
>tfw no gf 2 suk my cok
Dragons?
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ALL THE DRAGONS I GOT IS HTTYDI NEED MORE
>>4141275
Seth please leave
>>4141315>tfw not a single fuck etc etc
>>4141315suck your own cock
>>4141315>tfw bf that sucks my cock
Can dragons really impregnate any species of female?
>>4141330If it were Seth, we'd be getting Cynder spammed to hell and back.
>>4141315>tfw no marshmallow horsecock to suck
We drago now?
Once for new thread:Streaming Tremors 3 and then 4. http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242
How would you feel if MLPG and its fads went viral and mainstream?I'm not talking about other 4channers, I'm talking about being spread through the entire population of normalfags
>>4141344According to the Book of Erotic Fantasy, yes.Anything that can reproduce, they can bone and produce offspring.
>>4141315>tfw i lost my virginity yesterday and i didnt even cum
>>4141355>left handedJesus fuck how awful
>>4141367Technically, you didn't have sex.
For Christmas I got you all your favorite pony.You're Welcome.
>>4141326
Dragons
>>4141367http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gTu1sCc-4Somewhat relevant
>>4141377I would a Bert
>>4141377burt pls
>>4141363Hot.I wonder how Rarity feels about that.
>>4141377Hahaha oh you.
>>4141363I just want a dragon bro I can chill with.>tfw I will never have a dragon bro
>>4141312at least you tried tiarawhyi know my shit is in that pile of letters and will not get done
>>4141326smile pls
>>4141371believe what you wanti asked her if i could put on a MLP episode and she said yes, i lost it to sweet and elite
>>4141363>According to the Book of Erotic Fantasyheh
>>4141414He's right though.
>>4141405She doesn't know.But Spike does
>>4141363>Book of Erotic FantasyAfter the last two years, not nearly the most shameful thing on my harddrive
>>4141368Just flip the picture horizontally and he's right handed.
>>4141414Assuming you're telling the truth I am mighty jelly.
>>4141429He's going to have to tell her after she misses her estrus.
>>4141439This is actually kinda creepy.
>>4141429However, most dragons don't attempt this until they have the natural magical ability to polymorph themselves into a form more pleasing or... compatible with their desired liaison.
>>4141437It didn't work
>>4141448>She asks Twilight if she can see a picture of Spikes egg.>She sees it and notes the size.>She faints.
>>4141454Try vertically.
>>4141454I said horizontally not vertically you retard,
>>4141453unicorns have magic toothey also both live easily to 2000 years.
>>4141480That's why I said "most."
>>4141474I don't know why, but I want to see this.
>>4141478He just did horizontally you idiot
>>4141475Hey it worked
>>4141474>Rarity carrying and egg the size of her torso>Rarity laying an egg the size of her torso
Raisin pls
>>4141454
>>4141509>>4137957Wrong horse
>>4141505Niggerfaggot pls go.
>>4141532>Calling Jr. NiggerFaggot
>>4141540Are you new?
>>4141505that isn't feasible.and besides, pone doesn't lay eggs.
>>4141540>Calling him Jr.>Not calling him Faceless
>>4141532Does he even like oviposition?I thought his thing was just pegasi taking care of eggs or something.
would you gently a dragoness
>>4141551Nobody here calls him NiggerFaggot, you retard.
>>4141438what you want to do is go for the girls who have seen a lot of movies, they're more likely to be open to watching anything with you.she had a collection of 2000 movies.
>>4141505I think realistically, Rarity would want to telebirth the egg so she could retain her immaculate horse vaginae
>>4141562>gentlyhow about fuck no. need to hard and fast as possible.if you don't you will be killed because of inadequacy
>>4141562Only as gently as I had to
>>4141551Anon, since he made the connection he clearly knows that it's another name he goes by. It's just that we call him FacelessJr/Jr around here, since that's the name he goes by in the threads.
>>4141269Knight edition?
>>4141570Wow, so new. Brony get out
>>4141587>telebirthWow I didn't consider that with unicorns The idea of eventual birthing was always my least favorite part of the impregnation fettish. But this changes everything.
SANTA TIMEhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320340?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4141594Have there been any confirmed female dragons in the show?
>>4141562>gentlyi'd storm her castle if you know what i mean
>>4141608Not that anon, but acting like a retard on purpose...come on anon you can do better
>>4141604Is that meant to be the CMC fighting Gilda? Who's the fourth horseman?
>>4141636Crackle
>>4141636GRONK
>>4141636DYEWTS
>>4141604It had the potential to be, though I don't think anyone is paying attention to that anymore.As usual.
>>4141646Do you even watch the show?
>>4141636GronkWas Crackle even female?
>>4141636DYEWTS?
>>4141644>Women>6 absWRONG
>>4141588Don't be ridiculous.Female dragons are very gentle with their mates.
>>4141646Ole Anderson, DYEWWCW
>shrek>where a donkey and a dragon can have families together
>>4141645>Not that anon>pretending to be someone else to make it look like you have supportYeah sure you aren't, stay mad brony
Has anyone tried telling Artyl that horse dicks aren't perfectly cylindrical?
>>4141644>anthroCasual
>>4141666>women have only four abs>like it says in the bible
>>4141662eyelashes brodid you even see her bedroom eyes? instant boner
>>4141677I have no idea what you just said
>>4141662I asked Sibsy and she said Crackle had an indeterminate genderShe's probably a herm
>>4141636Sure there is.Also there's a dragon that doesn't fly.
>>4141653It should have been dragons anyway
>>4141696Like it says in their genetic makeup
were there any confirmed more alicorns other than Luna and Celestia?
>>4141666>thinking that would put me off for even a secondyou think you know me, Satan.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>4141730I don't think so.
>>4141730>confirmed more alicorns other than Luna and Celestia?>confirmed>alicornsThere are zero confirmed alicorns
>>4141662That's why I said confirmed. I know Weaver drew a ton of Crackle stuff with boobs, but I didn't think they used a gender pronoun on it.
>>4141269>>4141604>>4141653We knight pones now?
>>4141730NOFUCK YOU
>>4141731Damn, I'd fuck a dragon chick.
>>4141745I keep forgetting that's not even a show term.
>>4141730Princess Skyla!
>>4141693horse dicks come in a variety of forms based on a common themeThat penis is perfectly acceptableDo you even watch the show?
>>4141687Whatever dude, just hide your new next time, you look ridiculous right now
>>4141749>Beardpone has seen some shit
>>4141749
>>4141730Cadence?
>>4141749No reason we can't be.
>>4141773>hide your new>he says, as he calls NiggerFaggot "Jr"My sides!
>>4141760she's got dem scalesand wings
>>4141778I like where this is going.
>>4141760>>4141808>scalies
ARE YOU READY /co/?
>>4141729you realize men and women have the same number of abs, right?
We need ponies in armor stat
>>4141825ehhehheheh
>>4141827But that's false
>>4141829There are a few. Some tucked away in their proper folders, some not. But they're there.
>>4141808and dat jealousy, and dat greed.and dat fire inside
>>4141825Oh god...
>>4141827next you're going to say they have the same number of ribs.
>130 post thread about sex with dragons>Nobody says anything
>>4141749Why not.
>>4141829Would you help take her armor off after it had been chaffing her all day?
>>4141829Armor ponies?
HI IM TWALOT SPERKLE
>>4141857join us. dance the Black Spiral and worship the Wyrm and let the world go.
>>4141880JUST LINK THE VIDEO
>>4141875Yes, and I'd massage her flank afterwards too.
>>4141861>>4141875Huh.
>>4141880Props on actually going Ontario Anon.
Was this ever finished?
>>4141880......So how much longer until this shit makes the jump from fandom to cult?
>>4141875yes, I bet she would be really sweaty too, so I may have to lick that off
>>4141875i have a human for this, actually.
>>4141829>tfw no ponies in modern armor
>>4141864Is that Nasse?It looks like his style and that signature looks like it says 'Nasse', but I don't see it anywhere on his DA.
>>4141921Probably because everything about that picture is idiotic.
>>4141857>about sex with dragonsNot reallyUndertones, sureBut only really snarky has been overtLike usualNot that I would mind a dragon sex thread, but the thread goes where it wills
>>4141907Not that I have.
>>4141921
I found out today that one of the guys Birdy Nam Nam uses the stage name "DJ Pone".Why have I never seen this brought up before?His alias is fucking DJ Pone
>>4141932Is Nasse.
>>4141604
>>4141850She'd probably be real cozy to sleep with on cold nights.
>>4141919>metal waist that somehow bends with the rest of her bodyStupid.
>>4141935I know, but it's the only picture I have of a pony in riot gear and that makes me sad
Things would be different if Fluttershy's dad was my dad...
>>4141932Image search turns up /q/ on the sub so he probably just posted it there.I think he draws them a lot of stuff for their DnD shenanigans.
>>4141947he looks like Liev Schreiber.
>>4141976you would be half pony?
Have some color vomit.
>>4141842Did you know that men have nipples?I'm just asking because it seems that you don't know much about anatomy and commonalities between genders.
>>4141880So what would you say the average age was of the people there?
>>4141994Get better internet so I can watch you do things no homo.
>>4141994Whoah, I think some of it got on my shoe
>>4141975That armor isn't aerodynamic at all...
>>4141966>Mane 6 has to do guard duty for whatever reason>Meet those two guard ponies that keep getting posted here
>>4142018It looks like it's used to deflect spears.
>>4141947>Skrillex remixed one of DJ Pone's songOh god, if the bronies knew.
>>4141966someone needs to do the rest of the 6 in this guard armor
>>4142021>Turns out, the story boarders still dick around in the general.>They have the exact mannerisms the general gave them
>>4141881>Snarky played Werewolf: The ApocalypseWhy does that not surprise me?Seriously, though - I miss playing that game.
>>4141958she'd stretch her wing out over you and hold you close to her bosom. and every now and then, you'd feel her hot breath against the back of your neck, and her warm, wet tongue would snake out to taste you.of course you'd be the small spoon. she's got two feet, two hundred pounds, and a mountain of muscle on you.
>>4142071Without over thinking the ramifications of that, that would be funny.
>>4141979>>4141950Ah, many thanks.It's kawaii.
>>4142032Still. Wind resistance would be fucking awful.
>>4141693that's not Atryl, idiotthat's Siden
>>4142008There were 2 shows. I almost got kicked out of the mall for the first one. Average age 5.
>>4141938Needs a Sancho Panda.
>>4142072it pisses me off that, of course, it was the SCOTS that got corrupted, so i found myself a sympathetic GM and just played the last of the White Howlers, cursed by Gaia to stay alive (or, at least until killed) until the rest of my clan had been avenged.plenty of angst. fit in well.
>>4142076I don't know about you guys, but I'd prefer an actual dragon.Much bigger, much cozier.
>>4142106>I almost got kicked out of the mall for the first oneDo tell.
>>4142057He remixed "Goin' In" twice on the remix EP
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320390?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4142102Doesn't really matter, she can't fly fast anyway.
>>4142106That doesn't look too terrible but I feel like it would be creepy to watch them move.
>>4141880>those shitty costumes with the floating back legs make a return.
>>4142106Those are actually better looking costumes than normal.
>>4142102>Fluttershy.>Flying.She is more Earth pony like now as far as leg strength.So she can use heavy armor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvepKw9geE30 minutes in Vegas Movie Studio well spent.
sorry for vegging, router fucked up
>>4142091You know the general would loose its shit.
>>4142076Is she cold blooded or warm blooded?This will significantly affect whether I have a boner or not.
>>4141693sort of unf
>>4142134>sample textyou blew it
>>4142118i remember reading Eragon. didn't like it, but i did like Saphira's segments a whole helluva lot. ticked several of my boxes.
>>4142156that was the joke
>>4142126Still. For a pegasus, even slight drag can completely throw them off.
http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatreIn case anyone didn't know, we're watching Tremors 3.
>>4142156but that's the best part
Which pone secretly uses a vacuum pump?
>>4142164OhI blew it
>>4142100I agree.
>>4142161Man, I've read all of the books in that series, just for Saphira.They really aren't very good, but god damn did I enjoy reading about that dragon.
>>4142118Thats 2 feral 4 me.
>dragon womenSurprised nobody's posted that knight running off with that dragoness
>>4142151I'd assume it would be warm blooded if it can breathe fire.
>>4142204Last thread, twice.
>>4142161You didn't go see the movie I take it? You missed out big time, because holy shit it was awful.
>>4142151cold-blooded, but the fire inside her keeps her cozy, so she's effectively warm-blooded, unless she was staying in Antarctica or somewhere such.
>>4142204It was posted three times in the last thread
>>4142204It was literally posted about five or six times last thread.
>>4142204they posted it like 3 or 4 times last threadwhat do you think spurred the talk in the first place?
>>4142204All 3 versions got posted at the end of last thread.It's what started this.
>>4142132They looked better in person>>4142128They actually moved pretty well. Hind legs didn't derp around as much as I thought they would.>>4142119Security doesn't like a Fluttershy sweater on a grown man around children. Who knew?
>>4142226>Security doesn't like a Fluttershy sweater on a grown man around children. Who knew?Why did you go full brony?
>>4142204it's already been.>>4142214i did. John Malkovich is still scary, even when he's in a joke of a movie.
>>4142217>>4142213Don't mind me, I just got here
>mfw dragon chick chat
>>4142226>wearing a Fluttershy sweater>amidst a horde of 5 year oldsYou must have looked fucking ridiculoushaha, what's wrong with you
>>4142226I want to see a picture from the stage point of view.I want to see the audience.I want to count the fedoras.
On a vaguely related note, how do you think Gryphon Armor would look? Certainly not like this picture, where there's barely anything there.
>>4142151...Is that an anthro Gigginox?
>>4142240WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE ANGRY OR ANYTHING
>>4142261Pretty much like the pony armor?Same body shapes really.
SLUTS
oh, here's something for the guy who likes vanilla dragons. just found this.
>>4142264One of GG characters iirc.
Don't mind me.
>>4142261I'd imagine they would prefer wearing more light, leather type armor.
>>4142307Shit nigga, that's kawaii
>>4142276But Gryphons are more of the "rip and tear" type. Certainly you'd think their underbellies would need armor, since they would rear up before laying into whatever poor soul pissed them off. Not to mention if they decide to pick up and drop something. They'd need that protection for their soft, fuzzy bellies.
>>4142226I'll give you a pass because I'm sure you though there'd be more bronies around and you'd blend in.
>>4142295NiiceArtist?
>>4142307Tell miLes to work in his quest
>>4142307>Pinkie captured and keeps a Changeling locked in her room, she subjects it to makeovers and has it taste her new food ideas.
>>4142296Its actually a character from Monster Hunter.
>>4142314Well that's more thought than I had given it but that makes sense.
>>4142261griffons don't need armor. griffons don't wear armor.they rely on numerous fast, vicious assaults with overwhelming force to break up the enemy's flanks. get in, harass, get out. armor just slows them down.
>>4142295but i don't want to sex themi just want to cuddle them
>>4142337D'aww
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320404?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4142340>Break up the enemy's flanksunf
>>4142338i didn't even notice it was a Rathalos. or whatever the term for a female is.i guess that makes it a wyvren, then.
>>4142347>please kill me
>>4142226did they tell you something?did the moms frowned upon your presence?
>>4142261I found this.>>4142307That just cute.
>>4142319>Sefeiren
>>4142233I went with my friend. I was wearing a derpy shirt. The undercover security guard "had a talk with us" about going through phases and yadda yadda. Some random lady walked up to us and said she "supported my friend". I had a really hard time keeping straight face.
>>4142226Typical fluttershy aspie
>>4142384Oh good lord.
>>4142369>Aw, you make silly buzzy sounds Mr Buzzleton!
>>4142384Anon, I find you and your stories amusing.
>>4142384>My Little Pony Live
>>4142384
>>4142384>Some random lady walked up to us and said she "supported my friend". I had a really hard time keeping straight face.
It occurs to me there really isn't that much art of Luna in battle regalia outside her stint as Nightmare Moon.
>>4142383Ahh shit I'm blindThanks anon
>>4142460>glasses on a dragonerrr
>>4142384>Going through phasesCall the ACLU on himThe cis scum
>>4142460Why do porn artists always draw leathery skin like foreskin?This seriously bothers me.
What greentext idea did you really like even though it got cut short?
>>4142488w...what?
>>4142497Anything about gelding.
>>4142497Studying with teen Twist. Or teen Twist in general.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLCOc3lo6EEVERY TIME
>>4142384Oh man, it would have been hilarious if you had him wear a shirt with a puzzle piece on it.
>>4142502Forced Big Mac gelding pls.
>>4142497This one
DRAGONS RIDERS OF BERK EPISODESPOSTANG AGAINEpisode 1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1dN10-LGZw&feature=channel&list=ULEpisode 2http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_278637&feature=iv&src_vid=c1dN10-LGZw&v=pEtGgGSqkKw
>>4142497Someone did a few posts about Rarity using her magic to change her digestive tract into little more than a storage container for your semen.
>>4142532>geldingNOPE.png.tiff.jpg
>>4142497Well, since its on topic, why not Ponies turning into Dragons?I remember the idea getting tossed around maybe a year ago, but that was before fetish greentexts were almost expected for every new thing.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320404?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeCome murder horses
>>4142358One more if you want to kill innocent villagers.
>>4142521here will never be a MLP musical on ice
>>4142543Rarity isn't even that good with magic though.
>>4142532The fact that people get off to this is pretty fucking messed up.Do us all a favor and castrate yourself.
>>4142533oh good god why was it never continued. so fucking hot
>>4142576>Go castrate yourself.>Jokes on you, that's their fetish.
>>4142384All this but no video, anon?
>>4142576>implying it's not the femanons
>>4142576You could call a lot of fetishes 'pretty messed up', doesn't mean there's anything wrong with them.
>>4142548Oh please, it's perfectly painless. They don't feel a thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA
>>4142551Well, the idea usually boiled down to "Twilight fucks up a spell, they're dragons, Spike now has to help them acclimate to their now draconic forms." This could be used for bonding between Rarity and Spike, or tossing him into a complete other ship.Also, if the ponies' ages are kept in account, they would all become baby dragons much like Spike is now. And that would mean they'd have to worry about walking around on two legs and controlling random gouts of flame. And the Greed Reflex.
>>4142621Rarity would be a huge, gigantic dragon in no time.
>>4142618I clicked a lot of strange links from the generalSorry, but I'm not clicking that
>>4142261>>4142340I see them as being armored like the Persians, Huns, Cossacks, Scythians, Egyptians, or Ancient Greco-Romans, depending where they're coming from. They can wear heavier armor than Pegasi, but their armor styles are based more around freedom of movement, owing to the fact that flight would probably be their primary method of attack, using height to their advantage against the nonflying races - while still having the muscle to be a formidable up-close fighting force for those who COULD come up to meet them.The speed with which they strike is matched only by their brutality - crashing through an enemy force like an artillery strike, dropping heavy stones on them first to soften them up, then swooping in, tearing their foes limb from limb, bones snapping and blood flying by fang and beak and claw and talon, running them through with spears and lances, or grabbing them up, pulling them high into the air, and just... letting go.There's a reason they're called the Lords of Land and Sky.
>>4142567I love how this is what bugs you enough to post.Magically changing a pony's digestive tract to become simply a vessel for cum? Sure, sounds good!Rarity is the one casting the spell? Whoa whoa whoa, hold on there bucko.
>>4142601Then they should get their tubes tied.
>you will never have a pop tart pone
>>4142637a-armor bro?
>>4142648Let's be honest, I don't think anyone in these threads should reproduce.
>>4142652Nope.
>>4142626>He hasn't seen the henderson castration videoNewfags these days.
>>4142483He was alright. He asked us if we were bronies, so he must've been debriefed or something. I told him I just like drawing the characters. They asked my friend for photo id and took his information. My favourite part was when they asked him to take off his sweater and he had another pony shirt on underneath. The reaction on their faces was fucking priceless. The show was alright though. They played 2 smile pone songs but smile pone wasn't there.>>4142598No video. My apologies.
>>4142657No go away.
>>4142621>fetish greentexts>adorable shenanigansI can deal with blueballs for this
>>4142657
>>4142657Fans of the show who take it too seriously.
>>4142657Adult fans of MLP: FiM
>>4142666Ahahaha. Nice story Satan.
>>4142657People who post on the internet about MLP.
>>41426662 song smile songs with no pink? Satan you gotta be shitting me. And why did they ask him to remove his sweater?
>>4142666>pony shirts all the way down
>>4142666Christ this pony thing is getting out of handSeriously security being briefed on bronies.fuck
>>4142666>My favourite part was when they asked him to take off his sweater and he had another pony shirt on underneathalright that's hilarious
>>4142680Pretty much this.If you wear merch openly in public while you spout pony memes you're pretty much a brony.
>>4142708>"You can't wear that either">Full back tattoo of Pinkie Pie
>>4142710That is absolutely fucking hilarious.I salute you, /co/, for making the world a slightly more interesting yet horrifying place.
>>4142716There's really nothing wrong with wearing pony merch in public other then it being taboo in Western society.
so uhthis just happened
>>4142738
>>4142752If it's subtle then it's alright. Like the Running of the Leaves shirt.
>>4142700They had 2 few reasons. One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the show. Another was that they didn't want people to think he was part of the show.
>>4142666>He asked us if we were bronies, so he must've been debriefedoh boy
>>4142752Brony pls go
>>4142768fucking email
>>4142752Choose your battles more wiseley.Do you really want to spend your time trying to defend some one who does that? Realistically speaking.
>>4142763QUICKTELL /mu/
>>4142771>One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the show. >One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the show. >One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the show. >One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the show.
okay. i must leave for a time, but i shall return shortly, with dragons and wolves and words.also, i don't know why this vagina is sideways. is that how lizards are put-together? whatever. i'll let the anatomy-boffins argue about it.
>>4142637>"Lords of Land and Sky?! Lords of Filth and Shite! I'LL PEEL AND ROAST YE LIKE A SACK OF TATTIES, YOU SON OF A CHICKEN AND A HOUSECAT!"
>>4142763Fuck off
>>4142763/mu/ need to know this you know.
>you will never stoke a stallion's cheek with your hand>you will never tell him that he's almost done and that you'll give him his reward soon>you will never watch as he spurts the last few jets of pre into the waiting milk canister blow him>you will never give him a little kiss and tell him what a good pony he is
>>4142791here have this to go.
>>4142763>>4142785Could you guys be any slower.
>>4142768 It doesn't matter if it's subtle or not,it's all about how one presents themselves. And quite honestly no one is gonna five a damn if they wear a shirt. If people care that much about a shirt it's their problem.
>>4142771> One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the showI blame you for this /co/.
>>4142771>One of them was that they didn't want parents to get the wrong idea about the showwhat is that supposed to mean?
>>4142779I see nothing wrong with defending the idea that in most circumstances a person should be judged by their words and actions, not by the fact that their shirt has rainbow cartoon horse on it.
>>4142791Lizards do have sideways vaginas, or more accurately cloacas.I didn't used to like them, but that changed slowly
>>4142791I prefer nonsexually a dragon.I look forward to more though.
>>4142791>sexy dragon 9 dot.pngWhat is sexy about this picture?
>>4142815Exactly what it sounds like. The dude was probably 300 pounds and smelled like sweat and cabbage. No parent wants their kids involved in something like that.
>>4142803Thank you hoihoi.
>>4142829>Not having a sideways vagina fetishDo you even watch the show?
>>4142794time heals few woundswhen does season three start?
>>4142803That's... kinda repulsive.
>>4142853When you finish that game.
>>4142853Don't know yet.
>>4142853I love this gif too much>through ear out the other
>>4142803I'm not sure if I prefer the before or the after.
>>4142819It's mostly just the common sense factor not the "is he wrong for doing it?" factor.Of course there's nothing wrong with it, but that doesn't change the fact that the person wearing it should be more aware of how society reacts to it.And if it's about the "message" that it shouldn't matter, there's better causes out there.
>>4142855That's HoiHoi for you.
>>4142803Why the fuck do I like hoihoi so much?I can tell intellectually that those aren't visually appealing, but god damn does my dick like them
>>4142803>hoi hoi
>>4142819But that rainbow cartoon horse is part of a show for little girls. Why would a grown man feel like advertising in public that they watch such things?
>>4142815"The show" meaning the show they were putting on. It was 11 in the morning and it was nothing but soccer moms and their kids.>>4142838Nah I'm the fat one.
>>4142621>Twilight asking where Spike isOh man oh man oh man oh man oh man.>once they work out ho controls the legs and figure out a rhythm for walking the search for Spike begins>whichever one of them controls a front legs stops to scratch an itch between their rear legs>it feels good so she keeps scratching>all of their eyes go wide as they feel something warm and hard slide out and poke their claw
>>4142802>You will never whine and beg for release after hours of pumping>Your human will never brush your mane as they whisper "soon" in your ear>They will never squeeze your hefty nutsack to push you over the edge>You will never see them sneak a quick drink before they seal the bottle and send it off for delivery
>>4142862well, I'd like to have a playable demo by halloween, with the everfree forest being 3spooky5ubut>thesis>pic related
>>4142803link to tumblr?
>fluttershy will never give you a nice hug
>>4142876>flutterfags
>bronies >in charge of being subtle
>>4142880I can't believe I watched the whole thing on Youtube.I feel physically ill for some reason.
>>4142917>there will never be a nigga moment where a brony steps on another brony's shoes
>>4142920I don't think that's the same show as the one he went to jerkhole.
>>4142925I can't imagine them changing it much, smarty bum
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/916407
>>4142923>rarity's face gets scuffed>OH NIGGA NOW YOU GON PAY
>>4142923>You will never witness two black bronies having a nigga moment because one stepped on the others shoes.>And the other said his wiafu was shit.
>>4142901You're not relevant anymore. Go away.
>>4142932The costumes look a little different muffinwhore.
>>4142904hoihoi doesnt have one, someone just took it from pixv and posted it on tumblr.
>>4142917>tfw Shoe Brony is ded
>>4142793>The Griffons roar in, armored and armed with iron and bronze>The deer rush to meet them, some holding spears and swords, some holding slings and bows, some wearing nothing but blue paint and fighting with their hooves and teeth and antlers, screaming their fury as if they've gone mad.
>>4142939I...huh...
>>4142939>Open in new tab>Image 916407: Neil_ArmstrClosed faster than I thought was possible
Just spent thirty minutes trying to draw a circle, I realized I could rotate the canvas to see my circles are still stretched out
>>4142943okay
>>4142944They still look like shit, cracker bucket
>>4142913>50.cal and combat shotty
>>4142946Doesn't he run this site?http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/
>>4142948>the deer get massacred
Why people insist drawing Twilight as alicorn so often? I don't understand, it is like they see her inconsistent or incapable of something being a unicorn. I don't waifu her but even I see this is a retarded bullshit.
Is it me, or do black people like Rarity the most?
>>4142948>persian griffons>old scottish deeryesYES YES
>>4142939My sides
>>4142971Ask Klondyke.
>>4142969Bullshit, the druids are OP as fuck.
>>4142971I don't really see it that often, but I agree she doesn't need it.It's just a fan thing
>>4142955>that feel when trying to become a circle master>"oh hey this one looks pretty good">rotate it>ovals, ovals everywhere>you have become oval masterI never asked for this, I'll never be able to circle right.
>>4142893>life is good>after finding a good market for pony pre you and your stallion live comfortably>you sell a full canister five days a week and two canisters of semen on Saturdays>Sundays you take off to let him recuperate
>>4142971>powerful unicorn>has access to the EoH>is close to Celestia herself (both as a student and as a friend)
Thanks to everyone who came out for Tremors 1-3. Watch your step.
>>4142920? There's a video of the performance he saw/the one currently on tour? Link!
>>4142967>tfw no cutie mark pro-keds
>>4143002It was fun.Burt is the hero we deserve.
>>4143007YesHerehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwVrpssv80
>>4142948>the very trees come alive to fight and enclose the Gryphons>Denied the sky, they give a good fight, but are ultimately at a disadvantage>To their credit, they take out a quarter of the deer force, but none of them live to boast of that accomplishment>after all, only a fool fights a deer in their home
>>4142967The only pony shirts I will ever own.And the rock farm one is RUINED!I can still get away with the Davenport one, right?...Oh god...I wore that outside.
>>4143001But still come onCelestia has being doing this for over 1000 years and shows no sings of stopping soon.I really never liked the Princes Twilight fanon
>>4142967Yeah, but the guy's basically disappeared. I don't think I've seen in the general since last year.
>>4143002Thanks for streaming it!
>>4143025>It's not magic when you simply ask for her aid.
>>4142971Twifags want their waifu to be even more OP than she already is. If you point out that she runs from shit like the hydra or the green dragon, or you believe that Celestia/Luna are stronger, they get really buttmad and autismal.
>>4143030I'm not saying you should like it, I'm just explaining where it comes from.
>>4142829do you even have this fetish
>>4143032>still has her crown on
>>4143038It would be interesting to have him come back here.I am sure the general would like to shoot the shit with him, see how he has been doing.
>>4143053You return with THAT? At least bring something appealing.
>>4143045So they're really into Superman too?
>>4143059I fucking love these.
>>4142999>your human will never spoon you in bed>your neck will never fit in the space between her relatively large chest teats>as she sleeps an errant arm or leg will never brush your full sheath and heavy sack>you will never do your best to ignore the urge to roll over and pin her to the bed>you will never bite you lip as you image how hot and tight she must be>you will never lie there, trying your best to be her good, obedient little pony
>>4143030>That feel when Celestia gets a song in S# and it's about her wanting to pass on her title and roleIt's kind of ironic that the ultimate downside of immortality is death. Not your own death, but the deaths of those around you.I even wrote a fic based around that concept, where Celestia has been grieving for centuries over the tragic loss of her daughter.
>>4142969>the deer keep fighting.>it's as though they're physically, mentally, spiritually unable to stop trying to kill every feathered beast in sight until they literally drop dead on the spot from their wounds.>They tear arrows from their own bodies to fire back at the Griffons' archers, some of them crawling on broken limbs to bite off the toes of their killers in one last show of defiance.>and for every one that falls, at least one griffon goes down with them.>They're either the brave to the point of madness, or a step up from animals.>and that's just their warriors.
>>4143064>Sniperjizz
>>4143064Aren't those also Flashfags...and Gokufags...
>>4142999>Life is good>Your human drains you all day and you cuddle them all night>Some days you get all worked up and overproduce, which seems to make your human very happy>For some reason your human doesn't let you fill buckets on sundays>When that happens you have to go out to the field and take care of things yourself>Slapping your cock on your belly isn't as much fun as having the human do it, but you do what you have to do
>>4142991All the gryphons have to to is give the leader of their vanguard a stick and tie to torches to it. They attack at nightfall and all the deer freeze in place and watch the two lights rushing towards them.
>>4143063>not popping big for chubby dragonsnow i know you're a faggot, whereas before i only had suspicions, and rumors.
>>4143090HA!
>>4143090Nice>They add a horn.
>>4143064Probably, though at least Supermanfags'll probably admit that Darkseid and Doomsday are just as tough as he is. Twifags get mad if you point out that she probably can't do a shield spell as well as Shining Armor can.
>>4143095SB, if you keep this up, you'll no longer be mah niggah.I thought you had good tastes in porn.
>>4143095>anthro dragonsnope
>>4143095Are you actually posting that trash and calling other people faggots?
I wish to be Twilight in this picture.
>>4143087You know at least Flashfags have an excuse. It's canon that he's overpowered as fuck (run so fast he killed death, faster than instant teleportation)Gokufags?There was this thread on /v/ that asked who would win from a list of overpowered characters.Gokufags from /a/ apparently calculated that Goku is faster than the speed of infinity or something.How the fuck does that even work?
>>4143095The only think I like about this are the feet
What's going in the general tonight?Raisin quest, anything else?
>>4143132I don't think infinity has a speed.
>>4143095You're still my nigga, Snarky
>>4142666>took his informationWas the really entirely necessary? I mean, if he was aware of the existence of bronies and everything.
Have you seen the new 4koma yet?Would you this Derpy?
>>4143139we dragonspost some dragons
>>4143072>Sunday rolls around>your stallion's been on his best behavior and his output's been off the charts>since you've made a little extra you decide to take next week off>when you tell him the news his cock slaps against his belly with excitement>he catches himself, apologizing briefly>you interrupt him with an unusually passionate kiss>you tell him that for the next seven days everything he's got packed away in those swollen balls is all for you>and that you plan to let him give it to you any way he wants>his cock slaps again, this time even harder
>>4143132>/a/See there's your problem
>>4143128u jelly
>>4143128Why doesn't the guy just buy Skull Candy? Every set comes with a limited lifetime warranty.So long as you don't break them during "aggressive enjoyment" they'll replace them for free.
>>4143130Junglepony/Jungleanimal does best clop. Seriously.
>>4143132How OP the Flash is depends on the writerSometimes he moves slow enough to be seen with the naked eye at max speeds, you know.
>>4143128If I had a legion of fans who wanted to throw money at me I'd throw my arms open.And then comish horrid things with it.
>>4143120>>4143118i ran out of non-anthro. i just saved everything from this one thread a few years ago in /v/, hardly even looked at it since.the only things left besides outright anthro dragons is Dragonborn, from DnD.
>>4143153>newNigga that's old news.
>>4143128>Conflicting emotion of connecting with a fellow audiophile and crippling rage at what I am reading.
>>4143161I think he wants his headphones to actually be good, though
>>4143163Does he have a Tumblr or something? I only have that one pic.
>>4143153>newThat's months old. And yes. Both Derpy and AJ.
>>4143153I'd any Derpy
>>4143161Seriously, for fifty bucks they are actually really good.Unlike Beatz
>>4143128>my headphones broke give me moneyThat is the shittiest excuse I have ever seen for a donation drive. Ever.Why the fuck doesn't he get a job then if he needs shit like expensive headphones?
>>4143153God damn, Applejack has a banging pair of tits in these comics.
>>4143161>Skull Candyanon pls
>>4143128>I pay the internet with your donations, since I don't have a jobIf this guy doesn't lose subscribers I'll be very disappointed.
>>4143189
>>4143132The answer is usually Accelerator anyway.Flash can't touch him.
>>4143206enerjack pls
>>4143176She has a DeviantART.http://junglepony.deviantart.com/You heard me. She. Seriously, Junglepony's apparently a Russian chick.
>>4143190When it comes to silly-ass donation drives the blame squarely lies on the donators rather than the one making the drive. If that fag gets free money for basically nothing then more power to him.
>>4143153Old, but I still love that Derpy.
>>4143189Beats are better than skull candyat least they have loads of nigger bass
>>4143157Please... moar?
>>4143189But that's wrong.There's a very, very select few set of Skull Candy cans that are decent, but even then you can still get much, much better ones for a lot cheaper from other brands.
>>4143204Not everyone can afford beats or boise.
>>4143219Oh, that Fluttershy bathing was her too.That loli Cadence uggggg.
>>4143233you fucked it up at "boise"0/10 try again
sennheiser
>>4143208>tfw just kidding, I have overpriced Sennheizers anyways.
which pony do we want dragonized feti-feel for?remember, no promises as to quality. it might turn out to be shit and i'll drop the whole idea before a single post.
>>4143233>implying beats are good>not buying a grado or superlux for 50 bucksSkullcandy is never acceptable
>>4143206I pay for internet and porn with your money, can I have more your money please? (for more porn)
>>4143238Soundblaster
>>4143223>Beats are way better.>I can listen to my rap more better with them!
>>4143237>Not owning a pair of spud budsDo you even into Idaho?
>>4143217Is he ever coming back? That alt future with Knuckles as Enerjak was boss as fuck.
>>4143206>Glitter Glue
>>4143233>Beats>Boseanon plspls
>>4143263Funk Blaster
>>4143254ApplejackNo really
>tfw horse farms around me but don't have the balls to do anything about it
>>4143254Flutterdragon
>move up from Logitech headphones to a Soundblaster headset>play gaem>HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR FOR MILES
>>4143274At least he has a legit reason.
>>4143288You'd probably get seriously hurt if you did try
>>4143238Audio TechnicaJust like the ones in my Persona games!
>>4143292>Personal blog
>>4143238You got something against skull crushing quality, fragile glass bottle?
>>4143292>buying a headset>no using superior headphones with a standalone mic
>>4143296Hookers and blow is not a legit reason.It's the only acceptable answer.
>>4143307this, headsets are awful
>>4143307MY BROTHER!
>>4143307>Not using headphones and hanging your roommates skype headset around your neck for the mic
>>4143157>this is your chance>she even told you you were in charge>you tell her that you have something under the bed you want her to see>when she has her back to you and is on the ground you grab her short shorts in you mouth and pull them down>she bumps her head on the underside of the bed trying to back up, but before she can get her head out your mount her>you slide against her thighs on the first few thrust, then poke her in the ass, then strike home>the copious amount of pre on your head makes penetration easy and her moan of pleasure rises a few octaves before it ends>she is so tight that it hurts, but you power through the pain and eventually she loosens up>your balls slap against her hand while it plays with her clit>she babbles and screams nonsense, growing louder and lewder before her tunnel clenches and wetness sprays your sheath and balls>you throw your head back and whinny, slamming as deep as you can go before you flare and fill her womb like a bottle>the seal formed by your huge member is so tight that the cum only has one place to go>a few minutes later you pull out and she collapses, white ooze slowly flowing out as her belly presses against the floor>you pull her back and flip her over>the day is only getting started
>>4143307>buy a $20 logitech mic and $20 headphones>last longer and sounds better than $80 headset
>>4143343moar
>>4143323>Use headset.>Left can goes out.>Microphone goes out.>Buy another one, that one gave you a good year of ser->It goes the same thing a week later.>Buy a standalone mic and some good headphones.Never again.
>>4143302>tfw ATH-AD700>tfw comfiest cans in the worldlife's cash yo
>>4143043>>4143080>the next invading force to set foot in the Deer Lands is greeted by a grim cairn, crafted from bones and feathers, surrounded by the charred remains of dozens of wicker effigies - one for each griffon slain.>it gives them pause for thought. A considerably skilled force would be needed to slay THIS many griffons! They back off, and pass over their lands for now.>their bluff called, the deer can treat their wounded and recoup their losses in relative peace, for now.
well fuck
>>4143377...Uh-huh.
>tfw seriously considering going to Midwestria simply to see Eurobeat liveSt. Charles is only 20 minutes away...Any other MLPGers going?
>>4143377it's fake
>>4143353>sounds betterBut that's wrong. No $20 headphones have sounded anywhere near as good as this Soundblaster.
>>4143307
>>4143377
>>4143377>Lauren gets her joys trolling bronies now.>Just like the General.She is still here...Making her puppets dance.
>>4143377>>4143381Just how slow can you guys be.
>>4143362What's the fucking difference? One just has a microphone. if you didn't buy shitty brands you wouldn't have this problem.
>>4143377Talking about Derpy.
>>4143382I'm going to Equestria LA for the exact same reason.
>>4143397Name a decent manufacturer that makes reasonably priced headsetsthere are none
>>4143397Because they don't make good headsetsThey make not-shit headsets and they cost miles more then a good pair of headphones and a mic
>>4143397Each one cost 80 fucking dollars.
plebs
>>4143382>midwestOh you poor bastard
>>4143395>>4143381 here. You clearly can't tell I was being sarcastic. Faust isn't even involved with the show anymore - so why would what she says have any weight?
>>4143406Soundblaster.>>4143408Link me.
>>4143399Oh godI hope I don't see you
I need the Ponibooru torrent.
I drew horse.Neigh with me.
>>4143382>tfw living in South Dakota >tfw 885 miles away
>>4143410>Soundblaster Tactic 3D Alpha>$50 at overpriced local chain store
>>4143399>>4143382>there will never be a TX con that Eurobeat will perform at
>>4143416>creative>making anything decentIt aint the 90's anymore boy
>>4143420Applejack pls stay
>>4143377If only.Dash drops her spaghetti: the episode.
>>4143414>Chicagoland areaLike hell I'm stepping anywhere near the hicks of the North.
>>4143395My teacher asked me that once.I then pissed myself and farted.>High school was awkward.
>>4143427>there will never be a TX con Good.Winston would come.
>>4143416>Link me. To fucking what?
>>4143427>it's in Houston>no one goes because it's in Houston
>>4143420Appleworm
WE UNDED
>>4143428Then why do mine sound so good and not break?
>>4143417It's not like they've announced anything else!If there was actually stuff happening there I'd definitely check it out, but as of now it's just JJ and Euro. That's it.
>>4143441Fuck you.I love Houston.
>>4143422>tfw you grew up there>tfw you weren't expecting anyone else in here to have ever set foot in that state...SF?
>>4143444You don't even know what good sounds like.
>>4143439>The day the drunken, caped zombie came.>And started shooting people.
>>4143444Because I doubt you've used good headphones
>>4143434>Dash drops her spaghettiShe's not autist.
Ponies?
>>4143343>you had no idea how eager he would be>but you're not complaining at all>you also knew just how 'productive' he was, but feeling it firsthand was indescribable>you clutch your swollen belly as you lie on your back, trying desperately to tighten up and keep as much of it as possible inside you>this is exactly what you needed>it was so hard to keep your hands to yourself in bed those long nights when he would fall asleep first>every single time you masturbated since meeting him has been fueled by dreams of what just happened to you>as you see him lining up for another mounting you pray that he leaves enough in those heavy balls of his to let you suck him off
>>4143461>/mu/
>>4143289well, i tried. while i enjoy dragons, i have clearly not thought this one through fully. oh well, fly sometimes, fuck up others. did find another vanilla dragon pic in here, though.
>Could have gone to Everfree.>Decided not too.>Could have choked a brony.
>>4143471Oh please.Remember the massive stage fright she got? Imagine that around a stallion she liked.
>>4143459I wish.Rapid City.
>>4143471She's sort of insecure
>>4143446I went to Bronycon, that was more than enough spaghetti for me and I did NOT enjoy spending the entire second day waiting lin lines only for Tara and Lauren to leave long before I could get their autographs since the fire fucked up the schedule. John was in the middle of his panel at that point so I finally decided "Fuck it" and caught the next bus out of there.The weirdest thing was at least three people there recognized me from the pictures.
>defending gaming headsetsI bet you use bose speakers too.
>>4143454The only good thing about Houston is that it is close to Galveston, and therefor close to Moody Gardens.
>>4143479The man growing up eating leaves would look at a cow and think it couldn't possibly be better.
>>4143483>She always has a hard time talking around him.>Her mouth is always so busy doing other things.
>>4143490And for some reason I still haven't gone back and watched all those panels I wanted to see but missed because LINES.At least I still got Andrea's.
>>4143434>Dash with glassesMy heart. This shit should be ilegal.
>>4143471>being socially awkward = autismCome on now really, do you even know what autism is?
>>4143490I just want to go to midwestria for a day, maybe see something else if they have anything aside from Eurobeat.
>>4143288Volunteer? Muck About?
>>4143499>buuhurrdurr he dun like my shitty hipster headsets with no micStandalone mics are for box offices.
>>4143480Dat ass.It takes up a good 1/5 of the frame.
>>4143492pft, no, Bose sucks.My Pyle subs sound great off Boss amp, though
>>4143496Nigga...It's too late for this shit, but you're wrong.Also Moody Gardens is the only good part of Galveston.
So will Twilight go into a jealousy rage after Spike and Rarity start fucking? Will also want dragon dick after that? Will Spike give it to her?
>>4143377Real or not, I'd love to see this happen, then a lot the gaywads who idolized her would get pissed.
>>4143517Never mind, I thought you were the other guy. You guys have been at it for a while.
>>4143512Autism is just buzzword, anonymous.Means "something I do not like."
>>4143516>If a mare winked at me I don't think I would be able to control myself.
>>4143501that confident, arrogant girl we all know (but so few of us love)? just fuckin' MELTS around him. she doesn't just drop spaghetti-- she becomes Fluttershy.with all the timidity, weaknesses, and malleability that implies.
>>4143529
>>4143513Not going to lie, staff/VA panels and the merch was cool.Seth can go suck a dick though, the little bitch dodged all of my questions during the EqD panel.
Which Pone has most sex drive?Which Pone has the best bedroom prowess?
>>4143529There was a humanized fic where this happened.
>>4143553Rarity, both questions.
>>4143472NoI'm Batman.
>>4143484Rapid's not a bad town, from what I saw of it.Probably still fuckall to do out there, though - kinda like Sioux Falls, actually. Which is part of the reason I was kinda glad to leave, despite the fond feelings for the wide open spaces and the natural scenery.But at least it's not Pierre.
>>4143490I'm banking on since this is LA there might actually be non-neckbeards there, so fingers crossed.
>>4143540If a mare winks at you then she's in season and you've made quite the impression on her.Contrary to what we discuss, mares don't just wink all the time.
>>4143480No AJdragon?It could be a while after the transformation happened, and she's started to accept it, but still not used to it.She's just gone back to work, because there's no point sitting around feeling sorry for herself and she can't be of any help to Twilight while she looks for a cure. Her increased size and dragony-ness is certainly helpful when collecting apples, and she falls into her routine same as always, only making a few mistakes due to her awkwardness in her new body.She works up a sweat, and takes a break to cool off, dipping in a nearby stream, but while the water is helping cool off her new sinuous muscles, it isn't doing anything for an unfamiliar kind of heat.Man, I wish I could actually write things
>>4143553>Which Pone has most sex drive?Dash>Which Pone has the best bedroom prowess?Celestia
>>4143529http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8836/1
>>4143529She would see it as insulting.Why would Spike go for Rarity?Wasn't she good enough?She had to find a way to win him for her and her alone.She needed a book.
>>4143544God I hate that picture
>>4143563Every town in this state can take comfort in the fact that they aren't quite as much of a shithole as Pierre.But you're right about there being fuckall to do here. Also weed costs like $35 an eighth.and that's bullshit
>>4143561Imposter
>>4143529i think she'll be hurt, sure, but she won't say anything to him.she'll just sit in bed, alone, thinking about how unfair it is that that whore got him instead of her. she'd cry, and then she'd fuck herself with a dragon dildo, trying to imagine it's Spike. but of course, all the imagination in the world isn't going to make it so.and then she'd fall asleep sad, and know that she'll see him again tomorrow, and she still won't be able to scream at him, or blame him, or even tell him how she really feels, because even more than she wants him, she wants him to be happy.
>>4143591You're not alone...
>>4143591It's one of the pictures where I really enjoy the style but hate the...penis ripping. Disappointing.
>>4143571>Its composed entirely of 8 year old girls.>Everyone is awkward.>You are put on a sex offender list.
>>4143601Feels like 5cm Per Second all over again.
>>4143583>"Spike, where's 'Draconic Romance and You: A Pony's Guide'?">"I need it. For research."
>>4143595Get out as soon as you can.
>>4143605>Its composed entirely of 8 year old girls.>it's across the street from DisneylandOh fuck.You might actually be right anon.
>>4143475>mounting her while she lies flat on her back would be awkward, but having to find a stance that keeps pressure off her belly is even worse>you eventually settle on a sort of sitting position and easily slide into her wet, loose cunt>her tongue hangs out of the side of her mouth and she moans and rubs her hands across her body while you thrust>the sight of your master turned into a whore by your ministrations is enough to make you blow your load after only a few thrusts>once you're sure she has a tight grip on the seed inside her you pull out and tell her to follow you to the bottling room>lining some empty bottles against the wall you command her to squat over them>as your seed drips out of her and into the waiting bottles you rear up over her and lean against the wall>her breath is hot against your fluid covered member
>>4143621>Some of the pages are stuck together.
>>4143625That's clearly Jack and the BeansThere isn't enough room for "stalk"
>>4143625That is cuter than it has any right to be, given its source.
>>4143625I dunno...A book by MS may scar her for life.
>>4143625My heart....
>>41435531. Twilight, you know them librarian types 2. Nothing beats experience, Celestia. Its most likely she has a personal harem.
>>4143625>Little AJ afraid of thunder.That's adorable.And then they had scared sex.>>4143642But MS does shit loads of cute pics. Why is this such a surprise?
>>4143639I fucking love that picture
>>4143639>that SpikeMy boner will pierce the sky.
>>4143638>It's a fart fetish story.
>>4143596The fuck did you say
>>4143639The only thing I can think of when I see this is "How the fuck is Rarity going to penetrate? That angle is terrible"
>>4143625> Young Big Mac.I want more of this.
>>4143663Oh shit, there was more of that? Where?
>implying dash would ever cheat on fluttershy with a disgusting stallion
>>4143625The title is clearly Jack and the Beans
>>4143529>>4143529No she won't, don't be autistic. They are just friends, more like siblings ever (she used word "family"). With Rarity, his relationships a bit different - he loves her as woman (of his wet dreams).
>>4143656>hurr because all he does is porn and pedophiles and blah blah bitch moan
>>4143579She would sit in the river and try to ignore it as best she can. She's three times the size of Big Mac so it would be hard to hide what she was doing if she were to do such a thing. While she looks for something to distract her from the heat she spots a large stone under the clear water. It's long, smooth, and round. Just the perfect shape and size...
>>4143625the thunder might not, but the Boogieman will.
>>4142384>The undercover security guard "had a talk with us" about going through phases and yadda yadda. So he was implying you two were gay?>Some random lady walked up to us and said she "supported my friend". She thought he was a tard?
>>4143639I like this one more.
>>4143571Gonna be shit tons of asians at Equestria L.A.>>4143575Yep, pretty common for mares in heat to "present" themselves to guys, especially the ones who feed them, clean their stalls, do activities with them, etc
>>4143674I really hope there is a stupid S3 episode where Dash gets a crush on some guy and the lesson is about learning how to balance your life/time management between your interests and friends or some shit.I will drink brony tears that day.
>>4143683I know right? You make one hidden tumblr devoted to underage human pornography and people never let it go.
>>4143674>implying
>>4143152Is that... legal to take his information like that? He had committed no crime.
>>4143672mystery shack
>>4143707>hiddenIt was an open secret to everyone.
>>4143700Unf
>>4143687ooga booga where da wite wimmins at?
>>4143701>She only wants to fuck you if you do shit for her.
>>4143672The Bat Man of Shaghai
>>4143681Well of course that's how Twilight viewed him until she actually started seeing them together...and until Rarity started telling her the stories of what it was like to be with a dragon. Twilight never thought about it like that, Spike was just a kid. But the Spike Rarity was talking about didn't seem like the old Spike.Further research is required.
>>4143687no, this is teh boogieman.
>>4143700What's up with the size of his head and forearms? He looks like Yugo.
>>4143685Yes, exactly.She would try to ignore it at first, but would never quite be able to convince herself to look away from it. It would always be just in the corner of her vision, sitting there.Of course, she isn't the kind of girl to do something like that, especially not out in the open like this, she'll just have to deal with it.Still though, the heat isn't getting any better, and her rear legs are starting to feel a little bit weak... maybe she could just sit down for a bit, to collect her thoughts
>>4143745that's what i was thinking.
>>4143674>>4143708Flutterdash > TwidashRarijack > AppledashCome the fuck at me.
>>4143745Would you a Yugo?
>>4143738>until Rarity started telling her the stories of what it was like to be with a dragon....only in your own sexual perverted fantasies.Following the genuine conception of the show - Twi would be happy for Spike.
>>4143743One day the benefits of disabling spoilered pictures will outweigh the consAnd then I will no longer be surprised by what's behind them
>>4143708>Twilight loses control of her magic and starts to involuntarily levitate when you kiss
>>4143743Is he okay?
>>4143750>Collect some gold.
>>4143743How the fuck...Is he still alive? How?
>>4143758Leth pls
>>4143743Good thing I just finished fapping before I got here. You won't be ruining my boner tonight.
>>4143635>the smell of his musky cock mixed with your juices is intoxicating and you savor it for a moment>his thick spunk slowly oozes out of you into the bottle in the meantime>any remorse at losing the feeling of being so utterly stuffed by his semen is displaced by the joy of tasting his fat cock>you wash it with your tongue, spending time to tend to his swollen balls before opening wide and cramming his copiously drooling cockhead into your mouth>the taste of his pre and your current situation brings you to a mini orgasm, his seed splurting out a little faster from your contractions>you swallow hard as he thrusts into your throat, trying desperately to milk his cock to another orgasm>he whinnies clumsily when you give his balls a light squeeze and after a few seconds of kneading his flare stretches your throat>you swear you can feel your neck bulge lewdly as he erupts, your stomach quickly filling with sperm>your eyes roll back into your head as you join him, your loose cunt spasming hotly>the extra pressure inside you causes your vulva to mimic his erection, thick ropes of spunk gushing out of you and into the bottle
>>4143768It's a woman from sri lanka actually, google told me there was a site just to support her financially, she's had 5 surgaries
>>4143768He had a bad acid trip.
>>4143754>Implying you´re wrong
>>4143768no>>4143779flesh eating bacteria that was untreated. hes dead by now.
>>4143725I probably should've emphasized the "feed" part.Horses above else love being fed, especially in the more desolate/devoid of grazing areas or places. So mares love being stuffed with food.The exceptions are possibly pony breeds, especially the Shetland Pony and the Norwegian Fjord. They tend to develop alot more personality and intelligence than other horse breeds and as a result, more complicated/harder to get the mares to present themselves to you.
>>4143756Yes.
>>4143743why left side of his face is rotten?
>>4143794this is going to lead to chubby bellybutton sex isn't it
>>4143743He should become a local warlord. He's got the look of the super villian. he probably lisp though, and noone takes a lisping villian seriously.
>>4143765i used to subscribe to Blacklight.now, after seeing that, i can only think of Emma Watson for humanized Twilight.
>>4143781> tfw being called as Leth
>>4143750She'd lie back in the river with her arms propped on each bank. Even if she did do it, and she wouldn't, she'd have to use one of her claws. That simply isn't an option because a pony on the outskirts of town might see her. Of course, she figures, she could grab it with her tail. She could probably grab it with her tail and just hold it there without moving. She won't do anything, just hold it to prove that she can.
>>4143791she's not deadhttp://www.helpkarunawathi.org/news.html
>>4143754>implying Fluttershy and Dash are compatibleAt least Dash and Twi have the books thing going on between them, but Dash and Flutter are like sisters
>>4143754But those are both true, anon, only someone with truly shitty taste in ships would contest that.
>>4143794>tfw I drive by several horse owning houses on my way to work.>One in particular has horses that you can clearly see the rib cages on them as you pass by.I feel so bad for the poor things, the grass is try in places but overall it looks green enough.They just look malnourished.
>>4143756Nah. Give me that black chick or the elf after the reach the age of consent and we'll talk.
>>4143794Would you have lunch with your favorite pony wearing feedbags?
>>4143794
>>4143827Isn't Eva 18 already?
>>4143815like what's-her-name, Lucifer's girlfriend from The Sandman.
>>4143823>A relationship built upon a children's bookTruly a strong foundation
>>4143828thats one thing id wish theyd show on the series sometime.
>>4143823>Dash and Flutter are like sistersThat means that they are closer than Dash and Twilight.
>>4143809What makes you think that?
>>4143794Do horses ever refuse food? Or are they like goldfish?
>>4143823>sisters
>>4143847Since they can't vomit i would guess yes.
>>4143842That would be a little too weird for me.
>>4143842Pones with feedbags are adorable.But real horses need to push the end of the bag towards their mouth in order to eat by putting the bag down on the ground, don't they?
>>4143866I think it's cute.Plus it would be another check mark on the side of them actually acting like ponies, since they got away from that in season 2 a bit.
>>4143826Horses age terribly, aesthetically. Chances are if you see a bunch of horse like that but still walking around okay (have to have experienced eyes for that), its a "retirement home" for old horses.Once again, old horses look like walking corpses despite being a-ok.
>>4143794>feed bags>stuffing with foodOh god, where is LKCouple the above with bellybutton stuff and I might die of blood loss
>>4143794Do go on
>tfw it's 2 AM>tfw having a huge boner>tfw no drive because already fapped 5 times today
>>4143866i just want something that makes them act more like pone than just straight up human stuff they've had in season 2
>>4143817You get used to it.
>>4143828>someone saved a drawing I did.
>>4143885I miss whatshisname.He drew cute stuff.
>>4143866It's cute, but it kind of gives off weird connotations like the bridle clothes Faust drew.
>>4143828>implying i dont save everything here>2012
>>4143818of course, the natural motion of the river caused her to start rubbing. that couldn't've been avoided. an act of God. as was when it started to penetrate a bit. she didn't do it on purpose, so it didn't count.no matter what that excited snort of flame that escaped from her nostrils as it teased against her might say.
>>4143848>An episode comes out that shows Fluttershy being excited that her parents are coming to visit.>Dash is clearly uncomfortable the whole time and tries to avoid Fluttershy.>"Oh, I'm sure Dash is just getting ready."
>>4143901envyhe stayed in /co/ afaik, I saw him in a drawthread there a few months ago
>>4143818She'd reach over with her tail and fumble a bit, having to concentrate to accurately control the alien limb, finally managing to get a sturdy enough grip on the stone to pull it towards her.She'd marvel a bit at her new appendage, pony tails could hold things, but they didn't have nearly the degree of control she was experimenting with here.>>4143910Oh good, Snarky picked it up.I can't write sex stuff, it just doesn't work
>>4143919oh shit that's kawaii
>>4143919One of these days I'll steal Rose's talentThen everyone will lust after me instead
>>4143853>>4143847Horses are suppose to naturally graze all day and night. They won't usually wolf it down and just through it throughout the day. Unless you use pellets, in which they wolf it down without knowing and want more psychologically.Exceptions of course are the pony breeds since they evolved in severely shitty conditions. Its actually very, very, VERY, easy for a Shetland Pony to get out of shape because they're naturally trained to find as much food as they can.
>>4143783>you pull out maybe a little faster than you should>she coughs and hacks as you move the empty bottle aside and place a fresh on under her>whenever her orgasm starts to die you suckle and nibble on her clit>she sounds like a higher pitched version of you as she fills bottle after bottle with a mixture of her fluids and yours>as the bulge in her abdomen grows smaller the liquid filling the bottles grows clearer>when you step aside she doesn't miss a beat, grabbing an empty bottle and shoving the lip of it into her hole>you put your hooves behind you and lay back so she can see your shaft as it grows hard again>every time she starts slowing down you slap it against yourself a few times and she speeds back up
>>4143883So they're not much different from humans?Seriously, look at someone over 50.Jesus "How Horrifying" Christ
>>4143915...I don't get it.
>>4143938The obly way to do it is to fuck her, penetrate her hymen and take her virginity. The exact moment you do it - all her drawing powers will be yours. There is a small aspect, though: depends on the fact if you make her reach orgasm or not, she either keep her own skill to herself or lose completely.
>>4143884I don't know why feed bags never crossed my mind before... I might have to try something when I get home.
>>4143944That explains why when I see videos of horses sleeping they almost always munch on nearby grass the moment they wake up.
>>4143982I hope you're implying drawing them...
>>4143938I heard you gain some of Rose's talent if you suck her dick.
>>4143980>take her virginityI think I'm a few years too late for that.
>>4143883Ah, alright then that makes sense. And they all seemed to be in the same condition. The owner probably had them for a while.
>>4143989Pretty sure he means he's going to make a personal feedbag for himself
>>4143975Healthy 50 year olds can still looks really good, health wise.I've known 80 year olds who looked like your average 40 year old
>>4143980no, you idiot. taking Rose's virginity only causes the one who took it to become the new Rose.which would be fine, except once the old Rose is no longer needed, she turns into dust.
>>4143884>>4143871>>4143866>>4143842>>4143828Eh the only reason you would use feedbags on Horses, ponies, or donkeys it to make them very complacent during an active activity.As long as they're chewing on something or actually eating, a horse is alot more willing to do anything. Can say it loosens their inhibitions.
>>4143979They are sisters.Dash's darkest secret.
Which one would youHow would you?
>>4143980>hymen>virginity
>>4143984>Wake up.>Eat.>tfw horses are Americans.
>>4143932>>4143910The strange effect that water has on light means that she couldn't see all the small bumps, grooves, and bulges on the stone, but boy howdy can she feel them now. She'd close her eyes and sink lower into the water. The image of her partner would flicker between a stallion and a dragon, but her tail would keep moving at a steady pace. As she started getting close the river would begin to boil and the heat would make her even needier.
>>4143999But anon, we all know she is a virgin and hats sex. Which, in fact, make this quest fro you even more harder, because >rape scenario is not acceptable and won't work.
>>4143980>Break her hymenI think you'll be a bit late for that
so which pony has a bunch of snacks next to their bed to snack on when they get hungry?
>>4144019None.
>>4144016>>4143979I honestly thought it was because fluttershy's parents molested dash as filly.
>>4143989What else would I be imllying? Feedbags for humans would be silly.
>>4144037>rape won't workProve it
>>4144019well seeing as they're all the sameTwilightHer hair on a human is just unf
>>4144019All of themTied to the back of my truck doing 75 down the interstate
>>4144054I make joke
>>4144008what happens if she does it herself?
>>4144019Fluttershy, tenderly.
>>4144047FluttershyShe loves being indulgent when she's alone
>>4144013I can picture a pony using one in a gaming marathon.
>>4144019I wish she had a tiny bit more meat on her bones, but Fluttershy.Alternating cowgirl and missionary.
>>4144040> implyinghod do you know0r0?
>>4144051Really?Mind out of the gutter Anon.
>>4144002Also again, experienced eyes is a big deal. There is such a thing as horse hoarders and it isn't that hard these days to get horses for free. Both of these together is a very scary sight, but usually alot more obvious than a horse retirement ranch.Also a good indication is too see if that horse has any teeth. If they have none or next to nil, they really are an old horse. Have to come close for this of course.
>>4144058How are they all the same? They look pretty different to me.
>>4144063She multiplies her Roseish and talent by the amount of oragsms she had during this
>>4144071>Snips and Snails grinding on an MMO, feedbags packed.
>>4144051they offered to watch her while Dash's parents went to that race at the coliseum.but they get a little crazy when they have a few drinks in them, and they had more than a few that day. and her dad, well, you know how hard-assed those ex-military guys can be. well, he didn't care for that little slut Dash being such a bad influence on his Fluttershy. not one bit.
>Tired as fuck>Close laptop and set aside>Place headphones, mouse, and mousepad on nightstand >Snuggle up into my four pillows with my comforter wrapped around me>Cold as fuck fan blowing over me>Can't sleep>Reverse>Back on MLPGKill me
>>4143966>the role reversal isn't lost on you as you stare at his throbbing erection, filling up bottles with your juices>you decide to keep playing along, wondering idly if you're even capable of producing a whole bottle's worth on your own>then again, you did just take a wombful of pony cum and a cock down your throat with little trouble>maybe sneaking a few sips from every canister did more than just get you wet>the thought of his pre and spunk making you more receptive to him and the sight of his beautiful shaft slapping hard against his belly gets you going>you feel a warmth between your legs as the level of fluid inside reaches the top>you smile as you ask him if you're being a good little human for him
>>4144105Later.
>>4144099
>>4144036Eventually the river would start to roil and steam, all beyond her notice of course, lost in the sensations as she is. It would be obvious to any pony nearby though, she might think she's being quiet, but quiet for a dragon and quiet for a pony are quite different.Someone would come to investigate, surely
>>4144063not by her own hand is purity lostbut taken by a man, e'er at cost
>>4144116I smiled
>>4144082it made more sense than them being sisters. especially if only dash knows and wants to keep it a secret.that makes no sense.
>>4143687BOOGIE MAN
>>4144097>>4144054>>4144071You guys are missing what I'm saying about feedbags.If you put a feedbag on Fluttershy, she would eat from it complacently even if you were fucking her asshole violently.Same case with slapping Luna's butt. Or spraying graffitti around canterlot castle if all the guards had feedbags on them. Making Celestia do a strip tease (although her face would expression would be zombieish).
>>4144115>You nod your head and tell her of course she is>It's a shame your marshmallow hooves would be useless for ear scratches or hair brushing>Humans like backrubs though, right?
Stop being so ded
>>4144153>One of the best flyers in Equestria, the only pony that can, on demand, preform the legendary sonic rainboom.>Is the sister of a pony that, even tho she is a Pegasus, prefers to be grounded, treats her wings as a secondary item.
>>4144179> tfw no good porn of this cute pony because of autismwehaveponychanrulesherefags
>>4144170and he'sCOMIN' TA GETCHAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czsPUiF-BQI
>lurking /g/>they're talking about TiarawhyHehe.
>>4144187I caught you, I like where that idea is goingI just didn't have anything to add
>>4144189Oy! I'm workin' on somethin'!
Time for draws.What will it be today, MLPG?
>>4144217>yfwsorry!
>>4144187>Using food as a way to control ponies
>>4144223Applebloom wearing a giant robe
>>4144223Flutterdash.
>>4144223twidash
>>4144223Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
>>4144205vrex plsplz vrexstop being such an attention whore
>>4144200>tfw you reach the highest peak and screech like a child on a FPS about it every time.>And nothing changes.
>>4144223Silver Spoon cooking.
>>4144223werewolf Fluttershy
>>4144236Oh dear, I'm not very good at drawing cloth.I'll give it a shot, though.
>>4144236This + Big Macintosh wearing a robe that is much too small
>>4144223Pinkie singing her welcome song to the Dota courier
>>4144223Sweetie trying to open a pickle jar
>>4144256Big Mac should only be wearing a too-small robe if he's got Braeburn worshiping him.
>>4144115>you tell her she's being the best>her eyes never leave your swaying shaft as she moves the bottle aside and gets started on a new one>she gives it her all, but just falls short of what you make on a bad day>as she lies gasping for breath next to a half filled bottle you straddle her and give your aching erection one last slap>after you finish decorating her chest and face you gather up the bottles and head out to her booth>despite the late start a few samples of the new mixed and clear drinks are all it takes to make you sell out early>your saddlesbags full of bits you come home to find her waiting for you>dried streaks of your cum plaster her face, breasts, and chest
>tfw away from MLPG for the past monthoh godwhat have i missedis Pony or Die over?has there been any show news?has MLPG finally become bronies?
>>4144223Celestia relaxing on the ground with wide spread wings> tfw my requests never being picked up because I always post late because of retarded captcha being level 99 for me (thanks google!)
>>4144274But what if he got a gift certificate for a day at the spa and they were ill equipped to handle a pony of his size?
>>4144282MLPG has always been bronies, anon.
>>4143745requesting art of spike portaling
>>4144282>have i missed>is Pony or Die over?Surprising enough, it still going. I really want to see where this was going.
>>4144285then by golly he'd better have brought Braeburn along with him, or he ain't wearing no damn robe.
>>4144256>tfw wearing too short of a robe in conjunction with lounge pantsIt's the comfiest possible position.
>>4144308>positionI should go to bed.
>>4144308>Short robe and lounge pants>Not boxers in a moderately tempered room
>>4144226If you want to get in on these you have to get in when it's starting. Don't jack a bro's circlejerk, it's not polite.
>>4144330I have a nice robe and prefer it to be a little chilly so I can wear it.It's pretty comfy.
>>4144297>Spike will never have a Eliatrope kinsmansaddragon.png
>>4144334>Incapable of vomiting>Brutally facefuck her without getting a roman showerTell me why Fluttershy wouldn't like play rapePonies are perfect for it
>>4144297So anyway, I made this gif...I need advice on compression techniques; is smile awake?
>>4144345The negro belonging to me!
Gonna go /mu/ for one post.80's Fitness leaked, no idea about the other tracks, but here's the full version of 80's Fitness.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaWhjOVRMAcNight.
>>4144348>Not wanting pony to vomit around your dick in her throatPfft. Casual.
>>4144282Princess Skyla, a baby alicorn is confirmed for the show. There were leaked last episode screenshots that were not confirmed. S3 coming out in the Fall.We aren't bronies yet, but it gets worse every day
>>4144282Leth died.We had to give up our rights to MLPG's OC's to Blizzard.GG hats us.Gaben sued 4chan for those posters.
>>4144121She'd finish and shoot a massive blast of fire into the sky. The heat of it on her face would snap her out of it. Among the ponies, whose expressions range from disgust to a little too friendly, would be a very curious Twilight and Spkie, who is blushing so hard his scales have turned as red as Garble's.The rock would still be inside her.
>>4144351Smile uses standard arsenal of it: "lossy", "dithering" and "amount of colors". There is nothing else, though.
>>4144369dooks plsgo to sleep
>Just Cause 2 is $3.74Why don't you own it?
Which dragon dildo should I purchase next?
>>4144410Wha?
>>4144410I doand the multiplayer modding made it even better
>>4144410Got it and 4 other games for $7and it runs like ass on my computer
>>4144410>>4144411/v/ pleaseplease go
>>4144348she would like it.but it's more fun to do it for real, over and over again, completely break her, and turn her into a moaning, sadomasochistic freak of a whore who gives as good as she gets.
>>4144307Would Big Mac's balls turn blue if Braeburn worshiped them?
>>4144410But I do own it from when it was on summer saleSaints Row 3 is more fun
Hey, can you guys give me some more references?
>>4144412Steam sale sucka.>>4144414>palindrome get
>>4144369>bass boostedhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>4144279>you lay back in bed, waiting for him to return>alternating between gasping for breath and fisting yourself, you don't even notice the semen drying on your body>you know deep down that the belly full of fresh semen changed you somehow but you don't really care>all you want is for him to come back and fill you again>a week might not be enough at this point, but with both of you filling bottles you should have more than enough to take 'vacations' like this regularly>you cry out as you cum around your hand again, pulling it out with a loud squelch as you squirt messily>when you look up you see him in the doorway>you raise your dripping wet hand and beckon him closer with a finger
>>4144410because i already have too many games that i've barely startedand i can't stop grinding trophies on games i've already finishedi have a problem.
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
you guys are gonig to hate me but im drawing rainbow dash wearing captain kings helmet
>>4144422Snarky you seem a bit more over the top than usualYou feelin' alright?
>>4144406Sorry, got distracted looking if there was more leaked songs.>>4144429That's the only link so far for it, maybe he got the EP by promo?
>>4144442The one that also likes apples and rodeos.
>>4144427http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/111265.html
>>4144451Why would that make us hate you?John "Master" Chief is one of my favorite vidya characters
>>4144411RidgebackIt looks fancy
>>4144455get back to work dooks
Remember the time knighty used his own site to bitch about one stupid guy and then sperged out on Skype when the guy retaliated with some youtube video?Good times.
>>4144494>dat belly
it is nigel armstrong who died today and he was the first man to walk on the sunit is very sad but we can all learn from him that if we don’t don’t ever take risks we don’t accomplish anything so we should all just get in a rocket and fly to our dreams
>>4144393nice
>>4144430I just joined the general already in progress, but this is fucking great. I'm not sure who I'd rather be, which is always a very good thing.
>>4144498Wait wat, did mic actually retaliate?What happened?
I can't stop masturbating.Why won't my penis let me sleep.
>>4144455http://халявка.рф/?q=KOAN+Sound+-+80s+Fitness+sekret russian filesharing site has itseriously this site is amazing
>>4144498>>4144499> and Ross is here toofucking fatfags
>>4144523>Mic.>Retaliating.>Not taking his shirt off and crying.
>>4144528It hates you
>>4144536Take it back anon, I just liked Luna's chubby belly.
Ponies! I demand ponies making :3 faces.
>>4144236Done.>tfw the sketch was great and the end is mediocre
>>4144548That's adorable, thanks.
>>4144546>Luna.Uhhh
>>4144547Will this work?
>>4144547closest thing i got
>>4144454same as ever. maybe tonight just isn't my best night. happens.
>>4144547
>>4144563It's a little hard to tell without colours.It's not like they aren't pretty much the same pony anyways.
Scootaloo x Sweetie Belle requests?
>>4144565>dem ahegaowe need a fuckin' bunch more ahegaoponies.
>>4144586> fear> different body shapewhat
>>4144586>The armor.>The helmet.>It's hard to tell if it's Luna or NMM.
>>4144580Over the top is good
>>4144603> gearderpt
>>4144593nice try, ROSS
>>4144607>>4144603I'm not saying it's not NMM... calm yourselves.I was pointing out how I came to make the mistake. Where's the love?
>>4144498
>>4144621>Implying it was hostile.chill bro.
>>4144618Come onnnnn at least throw something cute out, like Sweetie Belle squeezing Scootaloo's arm, being amazed with it or SOMETHING. It's your chance to lessen the pain by picking an innocent subject
>>4144621with God.we, ourselves, have none.
>>4144621All my love belongs to her, to my Mistress
>>4144636
>>4144430>the heavy clinks of your saddlebag hitting the floor distract her momentarily, but you leap across the room like a pegasi and land on top of her>the feeling of your quickly-hardening shaft sliding across her smooth skin gives you an idea>you take a step forwards and kneel on top of her, your shaft framed between her breasts>when you start thrusting she squeezing them together with her hands>wrapped around your length like that they feel like two heavenly bags of sand>at first you were afraid of thrusting too far and putting out one of her eyes, but when she wraps her lips around your head you lengthen your stride>never pulling out farther than your medial ring you hilt yourself between her titflesh and lips with each thrust>when the end comes you push far enough forwards for your sheath to slide between her breasts>through the underside of your shaft you can feel each swallow as you unload into her>exhausted after your first day of being in charge you take your new place as big spoon>after making sure that your slowly softening shaft sticks up between her legs and lies where she can see it you fall asleep
>>4144624>not how to operate your vienna sausage dispenser.gif
>Meet strangers with common interests!>/b/, /v/, /mu/, /vp/
>>4144652>heavenly bags of sandhue
>>4144652>bags of sandit's a good thing i already came or else that would have murdered my boner
>>4144658are you dash or the normalfag?
>>4144655>not epic_mafia.jpg
>tfw waiting for food
>>4144655>HowAMobsterOperatesALiteralSmokingGun.gif
>>4144674How is Dash even going to eat that?
>>4144674What is each ponies favorite latenight snack?Dash and ramen seems about right, gotta eat fast and all that.
>>4144674>tfw full>tfw free meals most days
>>4144508In a desperate attempt to save face she would push the rock as far in as it would go and hastily say she wasn't doing anything. Her draconic face would scrunch as said that, but before any of them could say anything she would fly off. That night, out in the orchard, she would wake up to two distinct feelings.The feeling of a small, scaly, purple thing trying to hide behind her tail.And the feeling of the river stone sticking out of her.
>>4144674>waiting for food>not cooking it seasoning it, and adding ingredients on the fly
>>4144662>not laughing while you fap
>>4144711>not chewing on hard ramen>not drinking boiling water>not snorting powder seasoningwhat are you, a casual?
>dried grapes done for the nightwhich one of you bozos suggested pulling the hook down?
>>4144718Sometimes I rub one out to something so ridiculous I actually do just that.
>>4144689>Gilda using chopsticks>not just spearing pieces of chicken and beef on her talons and pulling them off with her tongue>not being as over-the-top sexual as possible
can someone explain me this bags o sand joke/reference
>>4144689>Gilda gets Dash to admit defeat.>Dash starts to tip the carrier to drink from it.>Gilda stops her.>She fumbles in the container a little and offers Dash a bite from her chopsticks.>Dash hesitates for a second, but takes the bite humming at the flavor.>"You are such a dork..."
MLPG how do you get un artdepressed. Is it by hard work? And trial and era?
>>4144732>eating ramen by itself at allpremade foods are for pussiesi'd rather cook
>>4144689>Gilda is almost impressed when you prove capable of using a pair of chopsticks>even most griffons never bother with them
>>4144746Woo! taking a shot
>>4144746the promise of money
>>4144742>>4144737HmmmThis one>>4144742
>>4144741bags of sandit's an answer to "how do breasts feel"
>>4144755But I don't like drawing for money most of the time.And lately when I try something new it just looks like what i've been doing with a different emotion behind it.
>>4144494>wake up in a strange land>drink a midnight black potion you found on the ground because you are about to die of thirst>wake up to Nightmare Moon pinning you to the ground and holding your pants with her magicUnf.
>>4144765Oh fuck you're an artist, taking another shot.
>>4144736Tell me the ridiculous things that made you fap.I want to know how many times I was responsible.
I have finally calmed the beast that is my penis.Good night you magnificent examples of humanity.
>>4144766you gotta watch out for those Flasks of Infernal Summoning.you never know what the summonation's intentions might be.
>>4144788farts.
>>4144784Oh I can't remember exactly, it's not text though sorry.But it's usually just some mlp porn and I laugh out loud at the absurdity of it.
>>4144794I just hope she has some water, because apparently I was thirsty as fuck.
>>4144800Not my fetish, but nice try.Actually going to bed for realsies now.
>>4144652>feeling his cock softening between your legs you clutch your full belly>his legs hold you close and you feel his nose against your head as his breathing slows>once you're sure he's asleep you gingerly twist around in his grasp>pressing your ample chest against him you sigh and hug him close>his cock has pulled back into its sheath, but you take care to press it close to your still-wet folds>you feel more comfortable than you've felt in your entire life, your full belly and sensitive breasts against his sturdy, yet soft chest and his sheath kissing your lips as his balls churn against your thighs>with visions of draining his morning wood dancing in your head you fall asleep>your last thought before you drift off is how much you love your deliciously spurty stallion
>>4144794Just imagine turning Luna into Nightmare Moon and taking her lethicite.Just imagine Equestria being the new setting of CoC.Just imagine Jalm picking his quest back up.
>>4144804Flasks of Infernal Summoning fully heal the user.because whatever you get is probably going to want a healthy plaything to toy around with.
>>4144823But all I wanted was to talk about moon phases and dog pageants.
And then all of a sudden Rainbow Dash crashed into the thread
>>4144838jesus fuck that wing
>>4144794>Get ye flask
>>4144838Dash is such a cute pony
>>4144843You know they did that just to fuck with us.
>>4144838Would you rape a passed out Rainbow Dash?
>>4144856I really wouldn't.
>>4144855>Animators pandering to MLPGbut anon, that's bad.
>>4144864It's a good bad...
>>4144834Then you should have summoned Luna instead
i want to get better. but drawing ponies with dicks in there mouth is getting boring.
>>4144856No, I would tend her wound and make her feel comfortable. Put her in bed and offer her snake when she wakes up.
>>4144876I blame red player for rolling for me!I just asked for a simple walk on the beach, and he fucked up the roll that bad.
>>4144885So don't draw them with dicks in their mouths?
>>4144809>the first thing you see in the morning is your sleeping human' face contorted with pleasure>your hips buck automatically as your brain wakes up enough to register the signals your dick is sending it>lying on your side you piston into her with short, swift strokes>she squeals and digs her fingers into your back, but doesn't wake up>even as you blow your load and feel her belly swell she continues to sleep>rolling so that you are on top of her you wait inside her until you feel ready, then start thrusting again>something feels wet against your chest, but you aren't sure if it is sweat or milk
>>4144847>You cannot get ye flask
>>4144885Why not draw them teasing use with their ass?
>>4144891>tending to Dash's wounds
>>4144834>moon phases>dog pageantswell then it's too bad you didn't summon a werewolf demon, isn't it?
>Ahaha, is that the best you can do?>I guess humans don't have much competition where they come from, huh?
>>4144902>take a sippy from ye flask
>>4144909I never was one to read the manual on demons to summon... Manuals are for chumps and people who can read.
>>4144915s-shut up
>>4144902>Get flask
>>4144834>As she pins you and rides you like a cowgirlthe two of you talk>Once you finish feeding her part of your life essence she leaves you with another potion and vanishes, leaving behind a potion identical to the one you drank>After a week of discussing her favorite subjects while she fucks you she brings you back to her lair>Not as a slave, but as a favored lieutenant>Your duties are to help her brew more of the potion and break in prisoners while she watches
>>4144918
What if ponies are allergic to humans?
>>4144945This fucking crosswired keyboard. How the fuck did that line break get there?>>4144957How allergic?
>>4144952I can't wait for LK to play DaS.And draw Sieglinde pony
>>4144943>VOIP
>>4144957Pony with a Runny nose would be kinda cute anyways.
ded
>>4144968Deadly allergicYou touch them, they have a horrible alergic reaction and then drop deadEvery time you hugged a pony you killed them anon. Congratulations you monster
>>4144997I don't believe you
>>4144932that kind of attitude gets young mages killed.
>>4144900>your stallion mounts you yet again, your body coated with his seed and all your holes drooling heavily>you cry out as he pounds you hard, his heavy balls sagging low as they swing and slap against your ass>panting, you feel his flare swell inside your womb, a visible bulge in your already swollen belly>as he unloads you finally snap awake, your wet dream evaporating around you>orgasm crashes through you as a very real stallion thrusts into you>he slumps forwards onto your heavy belly and laps at your nipples as he thrusts>they feel wet and looking down you realize that you're lactating>your groggy mind simply accepts this as you call out to him, begging him to suck on your tits
>>4145012I was never a good thief in my day either.
>>4145002OH YEAH?LOOK AROUND YOU ANON? HOW MANY PONIES ARE LEFT? NONE BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM ALL BY HUGGING THEM
>>4145012Archmages call that natural selection
>>4145029but they're right hereshhh. don't wanna wake them up
>>4145029But I never got to hug a single one...
>>4145037CANNONBALLLLL
>>4145037>Dash's breathing>Twilight's ear flick>Pinkie's hoof waggleEvery time
>>4145012That kind of attitude gets young mages turned into werewolves, vampires, and various other kinds of infectious demons. There is a very good chance that the demon you have on your cock or bound to you as a servant was once just like you and a one hundred percent chance that it wants to make you just like it the moment you make a mistake.
>>4145037dash is a very fat pony
>>4145073that's her hoof draped over her stomach
>>4145031remember that time that apprentice summoned the Balor demon? no more apprentice. hell, no more eastern tower.but then, remember that time another apprentice drank a Flask of Infernal Summoning, and wound up calling a Pride Spirit? no more apprentice; new king, though.
>>4145037Have you ever slept in a pile of pillows?It's wonderful.
MLPG pls
Ponies are ugly
>>4145078Point stands.
stupid earthlings. your all probably scared like hell.
>>4145121>your
>>4145121>yourat least we know the difference between the two.and we're not scared. we have Rob Zombie/Rasputin/Alan Moore on our side. he's the Archmage of Archmages. you're welcome to try to fight him.
We ded
Fuck you I drew Scootabelle anyway
>>4145109all the better for tummy-rubbing
>>4145013>you take a moment to rest and drink from her leaking breast>after the flow starts tapering off you get an idea>you are already selling one of her fluids, why not two>the lessons she taught you long ago about not wasting your fluids are still in your mind so you order her to hold you tightly>once she wraps her arms and legs around your back you stand up and, still inside her, walk to the bottling room>after you pull out she is quick to squat over a bottle and let your thick seed slowly fill it>you tell her that you want to try selling some milk today too and she dutifully holds a bottle to her nipple>you take her free breast into your large mouth and worship it with your tongue>only a small trickle flows out but you can see the flow from her other breast speed up as you work
>>4145152Whoa, they're not blob monsters, for once.The faces are still shit though, and I'm still going to filter the image.
fine heres a taste would do more faster if i had a tabletat least in line artplan to do lotsa vidya cross overs
>>4145156What kind of anatomy is that?
>>4145168a canon one
>>4145148We unded
Are people gone or just too busy jerking it to that greentext to type?What build would each pony play in Dark Souls?
>>4145080They're just a bunch of pansies. In my day if an apprentice accidentally summoned a Demon Lord he better made sure that that Demon Lord was dead before his master was back home or elseLets go easier on them they said. Mages are becoming more and more rare they said. And what do we have now? Bunch of idiots that can be killed by a good for nothing axe wielding ape.
>>4145166The shading and coloring are nice.Not a fan of the particular crossover or the anatomy, though.
>>4145171you know how we un-undead?by praising the sun.
>>4145165>acting like the MD5 filter does anything usefulNothing that a constant diet of new drawings can't fix.
>>4145188I've almost made it to the 2nd belle and I still don't get the praising the sun stuff.
>>4145188Wouldnt being Un-Undead bejust ded?
>>4145200goodnight
>>4145198>not knowing how to praise the sunyou hollow motherfucker
>>4145200Fuck off, Roogna.
>>4145215Did I miss something?In this game I'm always missing something.
>>4145163I know you people may have your own idea for an ending, but I would not be opposed to femanon becoming the cash crop and pone becoming the milker.
>>4145188Praise The Suuuunn
>>4145190Thing is that you can filter a picture in less than 5 seconds and never ever have to see it again
>>4145230Celestia needs to be shorter.
>>4145242Fuck thatIf anything she needs to be bigger
>>4145242
>>4145227I'm writing the part of the pony and that is exactly what I had in mind.
>>4145251Imagine if most ponies only came up to your knee. Your dick would be so big it wouldn't fit even a little bit.
>>4145242How shorter?
>>4145242>Sun McLargehuge
>>4145259They seem to be made out of very elastic material.I don't think it would be a problem.
>>4145259not my dick:3
>>4145263i hate this pictue and i dont know why
>>4145272It's because ur a faget
>>4145272Really? It's one of the very few pictures of Celestia I actually find attractive.
>>4145272>blurred vagina
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/story/2012-08-25/neil-armstrong-astronaut-appreciation/57318288/1
>>4145266Would you wear one as a hat?
lól
>>4145163>weeks pass and business booms>you've fallen into a different sort of rhythm these days>every morning he carries you in to deposit the wombful of his cum that builds up every night while you sleep>then you attach the milking cups to your breasts and turn on the machine as he gets into position behind you>holding onto a railing, he mounts you like a mare and fucks you hard>you both agree that your milk's flavor is at its best when his cock's buried inside you>once he unloads a few times you carefully drain into more waiting canisters as he moves around to your front>you lick and suckle on his fat balls to get him drooling pre again>once you're empty and have a canister full of pure juice each you pull over an empty one and jerk the base of his shaft until he fills it with pure semen>you finish early in the afternoon and have the rest of the day to work your booth in the marketplace
>>4145288Yeah, what the fuck was he thinking when he did that?
>>4145272because it's JJ, probably.
>>4145251
>>4145304Unless I'm mistaken that says "4 JJ" not by.
>>4145304But it's not JJ
>>4145304It's Kloudmutt.
>>4145304That would be Kloudmutt's Art
>>4145296That would probably be fun for them to be propped up on my head all daySure why not
Guys we could just not make a new threadSomeone could make one in like 6 hoursnobody would notice.
>>4145312>>4145313>>4145325>>4145327then, because it's related to JJ in any way.nice recoveryalso, we need a new Estus Flask.
>>4145152sweetie belle's head is gigantic
>>4145347Okay
>>4145348>tfw I read it as estrus flask every time
>tfw no Neil Armstronk
>tfw no Stallion to obediently fellate
>>4145351I thought that myself at first, but I compared the heads several times and shrank Sweetie's head once already before uploading, I promise it's 95% correct. Scootaloo's head appears smaller because her face is turned away from us and her head is a different shape than Sweetie's and her spherical nugget.
>>4145364>>4145366anons plsyou're making me sad here
>>4145366>tfw no human to cuddle
>you will never be Neil Armstrong's wife
>>4145364>>4145364You still have William Shatner
Hey guys is there a recent 4chanx build anywhere that has minimal problems and doesnt have that refresh limit?
>>4145152I like it.
>>4145348>estus>not just glitching 99 divine blessings
did Celestia Quest ever happen?
>>4145392No
are we free yet?
>>4145371Incorrect. The correct avenue would be to compare it to her body's natural anatomy, not to Scootaloo's head.It's a bit too large regardless of the angle, unfortunately.
>tfw no new news about S3
>>4145400okay.pngJust tired of the connection errors when trying to post.
>>4145392Yes, on my hard drive. Fix Mayhem's script yourself like everyone who isn't a faggot has already done.
>>4145407I'll shrink the head once more. Should be a quick fix.
>>4145396Nope.I hope tomorrow.
>>4145300>months pass and you enjoy your life as her master just as much as she enjoys her life as your human>whichever one of you has the most energy after all the milking is done works the booth for the day while the other cleans the equipment>as her birthday draws near you start gathering the materials for her gift>before dawn you carefully crawl out of bed and leave her a note and start getting ready>that morning she finds you in the milking room with the milker strapped to the head of your cock>lying in a pile next to your are toys of all sorts, shapes, and sizes>the notes tells her that until midnight she can you you to her hearts content and in whatever way imaginable>it also says that the moment the clock strikes twelve you are going to bend her over the nearest object and wake the entire town
>>4145330Would you wear one as a sweater?
>>4145427You're going to have to explain to me how that would work.
RossI have a challenge fro you - draw Fluttershy as a pony in Roses' style.
>>4145366>you will never ride him bareback out into the country>you will never feel every single muscle ripple underneath you as he gallops>you will never stare into his eyes>you will never smell his rut>you will never feel him nudging you downward with his head>you will never sink to your knees as he grows hard>you will never hear him growl about how he owns you as you such himthe only thing i like more than dominant stallions is dominant male centaurs. which is weird, because i prefer mares to female centaurs. i guess Kelt did a number on me.
>>4145425>she can you youUse you? Milk you? Tease you?
>>4145438That's not really a challenge. I've already demonstrated that I can draw cute ponies, and I think Rose would be more than happy to provide with some good pony drawings.
>>4145433It's ass goes around your waist and your head and shoulders come out her mouth. You would need at least one on each arm to act as sleeves.
>>4145446Use you in whatever way she sees fit.I need to proofread more.
>>4145453>>4145453>>4145453>>4145453>>4145453>>4145453>>4145453New Horse
>>4145449>come out her mouthgrossI was hoping something more like a pony or two hugging me tightly against my chest and back, acting like warm wool.
>>4145452>Proofreadingshareitwiththepeople.jpg
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