"The knight has a very peculiar movement. He moves to the third square distant, in an oblique direction, first through the adjoining square either way, and then to the next adjoining square either way again, entering into the one diagonally, and into the other sideways, and his move is always onto a square of a different colour from that which he previously occupied." The knight has a very peculiar movement. He moves to the third square distant, in an oblique direction, first through the adjoining square either way, and then to the next adjoining square either way again, entering into the one diagonally, and into the other sideways, and his move is always onto a square of a different colour from that which he previously occupied." - (from: Chess & Draughts Made Easy c 1860)>>4137762Previous thread.
We butts now.
And by previous thread I obviously mean >>4133925Whoops.
That's our Butts
>>4137999Does MLPG hat Derpy?Why?
>butts in charge of making threads
>>4137957>>4137971>>4137974There can only be One!
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR THREAD
>>4138029
>>4137980Hey now, I didn't delete anything this time. I swear. I'm sorry the OP pic was nsfw. I seriously didn't realize there was marevag up in that shit.I'm sorry.
Anybody catch last night's greentext about succubus ponies?should I continue it?
>>4137576DID SOMEONE SAY NOSTALGIA?
>Butts had only one thing to do and it was deleting that pic.>He didn't do it because HURR HURR I CANT DO IT
>>4138047hurr durr fanservice
>>4138068You are literally the worst.
NOW WE CAN FINALLY RETURN TO IMPORTANT BUSINESS SUCH AS "WOULD YOU RECEIVE DP FROM PONIES"
>>4138047newfags
>>4138068You should just stop making threadsMaybe
ORKSD
Tremors 2 coming up in a bit
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS
Why is fluttershy such a gassy pony?
>>4138068you are without a doubt the worst poster in these threadsnow go watch your least favorite episode as penance.
>>4138075I didn't but you should either repost what you've got or continue because that sounds adorable
>>4138108there's no place like /co/, there's no place like /co/, there's no place like /co/...
>>4138078HE made some great fucking games thats for sure
>>4138110But what if he likes all of them equally?
I love this so much
>>4138109high-fiber diet
>>4138085So I'm second-worst now?
>>4138095TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES I WOULDBUT ONLY FROM MALE PONIESI THINK INTERSEXED PONIES ARE KIND OF STRANGE AND I WOULD PREFER NOT TO INTERACT WITH THEM IN A SEXUAL WAY
>>4138033This has to be staged. But I laughed all the same
>>4138078>mac
Since I can't play Guild Wars 2, I've decided to restart my GW1 account. Anyone else still play it?
>>4138102Scootanon why are you such a bitch? At least pedo scootanon is fun.
>>4137957>That chessboardIts coming right for us!
>>4138138na you are worst, butts is just an honorable mention
>>4138113Didn't save any of it, but I can kind of recap what happened in sequel greentexts
>>4138138You're tied.
>>4138144pls lets not start this hereI use it because it's the only unix-like with quality third party software support
>>4138047I like Derpy, always have.Even during and after TLR when it became the cool thing to hate that small acknowledgment that people liked the google eyed mistake.
>>4138068Alright, but next time just delete the picture quickly please.
>>4138140I AGREEFEMALE PONIES ARE GREATMALE PONIES ARE GREATFUTAS ARE DISGUSTING FREAKS
>>4138161>>4138163Oh, okay.
>>4138156Hey, you can suck my ass
why are they so perfect?
http://fyre-flyee.tumblr.com/
>>4138189because they are forbidden
>>4138082But fanservice is a bad thing.
>>4138109Nurse Redheart said I have "Chronic Continual Flatulence Syndrome"...I don't like the sound of that....I wonder if my life will ever be the same again...*sniffle*A-at least you still love me, AnonEven though I'm like this...a disgusting pony girl who can't stop... t-tooting...
>>4138166did you buy their hardware, or just their OS?
>>4138047What no neverDerpy is ours, now and forever
>>4138181Yo bro.Not cool.
>>4138195Has the tumblr drama already happened?I need a good laugh.
>>4138207Compared to Adventure Time I'd say we got off easy.
>you will never feel the kiss of a pony's cervix
>>4138085>>4138110>>4138102>>4138175Maybe I shouldn't drink and make generalsThat's no excuse, I done fucked up plain and simple. I hope y'all can forgive me
>>4138214Derpy thread
>>4138181DISGUSTING FREAKS MIGHT BE A BIT OVERBOARDBUT YES, I AGREE>>4138217ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE DISGUSTING FREAKS IS PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE
>>41381831) Deafdefiler2) GG hat anon3) Winston4) sentenal hat anon5) Ross6) Whoever keeps bringing up purpletinker every fucking day...9001) LKButts isn't anywhere close to the top.
>>4138207>stop acknowledging fans with inconsequential things that have no bearing on the episode
>>4138214and her adorable daughter too
>>4138195Is the boyfriend Scootaloo?
>>4138236Relax nigger, nobody really cares
>>4138212I use a white macbook, it's the only way to get it to get OS X to run fast on a laptop.I got it refurbished tho
>>4138189>you will never fuck any of them
>>4138236>tripfag asking for forgivenessWe all know that's never going to happen.
>>4138223http://hollowgrin.tumblr.com/post/30211047231/omg-the-comment-is-actully-legitFollow the bloody trail of butthurt.
>>41381893 adorable girlsbehind them, 3D pig disgusting
>>4138195That's a moderately clever trick, anonymous
>>4138236You're ok, just a little silly.Be more careful!
>>4138224>AT fanserviceYou mean the R63 episode? Yeah that was too much.
>>4138214
>>4138195>.tumblr>looks like deviantartSeems like that guy knew what he was doing. Lets hope we get to see some spaghetti fly.
>>4138243Every day you get more and more wrong, why do you keep doing this?
>>4138207>fanservice is a bad thing
>>4138224>Compared to Adventure TimeElaboration is required.
>>4138211>sleep with fluttershy>she holds you down under the covers and wraps her legs around you so you can't move>starts tooting>"good night anon"
>>4138258But I don't want to.
>>4138241Good boy.Now hop on in, there's plenty of room in the club tonight.
>>4138228You'd need to get like elbow-deep for that.>>4138243Hey now, I may be retarded and unlikeable, but don't you have to actively be trying to screw things up to be shitposting?
>>4138268But it was awesome.
>>4138236Yes
>>4138262>IT WASN’T EVEN HER. THIS IS VERY VERY EASY TO PHOTOSHOP.Man, fuck Nanaki.
>>4138262>http://hollowgrin.tumblr.com/post/30211047231/omg-the-comment-is-actully-legitThanks, brah.
>>4138258
>>4138189
>>4138265dohohoho
>>4138304The caption ruins it.
>>4138258>>4138282I imagine Sweetie Belle talking to herself like Smeagol and Gollum.
>>4138286>but don't you have to actively be trying to screw things up to be shitposting?YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO BE THIS RETARDED??Oh holy shit I think I need to lie down for a while goddamn
>>4138262please direct me to the fuckass responsible for this bullshitI have a 6-pack for him
>>4138278If you're trying to be funny, you're not.
>>4138262
>>4138274You'll get over it, anonymous
>>4138303stop doing this to my heart Sweetie Belle
>>4138327Drop it, dude
>>4138327I was never on it
>>4138304why hasn't this been ponified yet
>>4138316Nope, pretending to be retarded is trolling. I'm pretty much sincere 24/7.
>>4138282 You know you want to tongue their innocent vaginas, Jr.
>>4138313It should have said something like "Don't fuck around in MLPG."
>>4138283Don't you think well-endowed herms like Acid get kind of tired with all the cock obsession folks have for them?When was the last time someone gave her cunny some loving?
>>4138339Then yo-Oh shit deja vu
>>4138345>Teens>Innocent
>>4138352No, it shouldn't say anything at all
>>4138322Good thing I wasn't then. I would not want to disappoint you anon.
>>4138344>pretending to be retarded is trolling
>>4138358Are you coming on to me?
>>4138247>>4138269
>>4138354I was thinking that very same thing but didn't want to say anything
>>4138345>innocent
>>4138354>CunnyNever again
>>4138359But they are all virgins.
>>4138372
>>4138394>implyingHow do you know for sure? Scoot's VA is 17.
>>4138286>you'd need to get like elbow-deep for thatWhy isn't there more pony fisting art?
>>4138400every time.
>>4138395step aside SB
>>4138313
>>4138400And now I can't post that in case I need to. Ah well.Didn't even think anyone WOULD use it.
>>4138394Did you know that virgins' farts are louder?
>>4138258But I don't wanna fuck them.In the words of The Storyteller, I want to catch them up, and hold them close and hug them to bits, because dammit they're adorable.
>>4138434They are cute, aren't they?
>>4138410Trust me anon, I know these thing.
>>4138384tell me your tales, I love that word
>>4138434I would that Scootaloo VA
>>4138438fluttershy must make sonic boom farts then
>>4138434Ah, thanks
Goddamnit mlpg, stop making me think about orgasm voicecracks
>>4138451yep
>>4138344so you're retarded sincerely all the time thenand you never contribute anythingand you shit postway to goyou autist
So sleeping makes you remember things better. Who knew?Anyway have another shitty size chart that is probably wrong and it's just wasted time
>>4138461>implyingShe just can't say no, anonymous.
>>4138451Yep.
>>4138384>implying you wouldn't Cream's fuzzy bunny cunny
>>4138468oh shit you were thinking that too
>>4138354But Acid doesn't have a vagina. Just a dick, balls and ass.I like it that way.Besides, even if she did have a vagina, it's not like your tiny human dick could satisfy her needs anyway.
>>4138451>>>/tv/
>>4138354>>4138384>>4138459The only time I ever hear that word is when someone's talking about shota or lolicon and by association I find the word really, really creepy.
>>4138476talk about autism
>tfw you guys turned me into a furry>tfw I don't even know where to get furry porn
>>4138508practicing mathematics = autism?
>>4138495>Implying you wouldn't fuck them.Well except Claire, she looks too young.
>>4138476thanks
>>4138468little girls cannot orgasmprove me wrong
>Season 3
>>4138525yes
>>4138523>he doesn't know where to get furry porn!
>>4138459Well, this one time I used that word seriously, and then my dick shrunk 4 inches and I turned into a balding pedophile
>>4138449You want to snoodle them?Also, huzzah for the Storyteller.
>>4138504Fun fact: the word "cunny" is actually just an old-english word for "rabbit" (hence "bunny"). That morphed into slang for "vagina," which morphed into "cunt."
up, DD gay y'all >>4138478
>>4138523ychanfchang.e-hentaiu18chansofurryfuraffinitye621
>>4138532They are physically capable of it.I'll show you later.
>>4138476So Princess Celestia is about this big
>>4138532>implying the female orgasm isn't just feminist propaganda
>>4138548would you lick fluttershy's sweet cunny?
>>4138523http://e621.net/post/index?tags=friendship_is_magic
>>4138541I wanted to say "snoodle," but I was afraid someone would get the wrong idea because they didn't know what the word meant.But yes - I would catch them up and snoodle them and hug them to bits.
>>4138508I knowAll the autism points that I gained brought me so close to leveling up.Soon I'll be able to level up my Spaghetti stats
>>4138554
>>4138504Well I actually never heard someone talk about loli or shota before, I only heard a girl refer to her own bits as a cunny
>>4138526I specially would Claire.
How would you feel if the cmc VAs went out into town together and all got butt tattoos?
>>4138554How does thinking there needs to be more art of women being asphyxiated with cocks make him gay?
>>4138532Kinsey sex studiesParents observed their toddler having an orgasm while humping a teddy bear.
>>4138468would Zecora's voice crack?
>>4138554gahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>4138540I use the word 'cunny' all the time, and I'm not a small-dicked pedophile...
>>4138568Dude she's 1.92 metersThat's 6 feet and 3.6 inches
>>4138564it's called a usb line
>>4138569You are right.Girls do not feel sexual pleasure.Our mysterious lady parts are the insurmountable canyons that will break your soul.
http://www.hotdiggedydemon.com/post/30218943255/secret-prizes-given-outOh dear.
>>4138611actually I saw an african girl in a porno was very verbal, and with her accent it was so great
>>4138619Kissing height.
>>4138622ha
>>4138611no, when she orgasms she sounds like a strong independent black woman that needs no man
>>4138622It's called a USB CableLearn your old memes bro
>>4138631unf, right in the vagina dentata fetish
>>4138631>Girls in charge of not laughing at themselves
>>4138610>KinseyAnd then he fucked the toddlers himself
Pillow ghost pony anon here. I will get her to kiss me tonight and maybe find out once and for all if she's really dead or just projecting herself into our world through my pillow.
>>4138635who cares?
>>4138564>>4138622>>4138644the fact that i know what you people are talking about scares me
>>4138586We are brothers, now. Which would be your first choice in cuddling? Mine is a tie between Littleapple and Sweetie.
>>4138655>scootanon in charge of not being a bitch
>>4138649nopesaw the originalbro
>>4138485but her clit would be like a volleyball
>My Little Pony>goodpick one
>>4138526>>4138601>Madeleine and Michelle bind and gag you to be used as Claire's practice doll
>>4138523>>4138561and VCL
>>4138671I have a wide armspan. I could hug all three at once.
>>4138678OhGross
>>4138663Recap please.
>>4138666i knew we had some actual pedos on heresatan
>>4138687The first one
>>4138688Oh jesus.
>>4138631they are upsidedown pockets that eat up men's spaghetti.
>>4138635>see the new disgusting internet fad>infiltrate the fandom>gain their trust>tear it up from the inside outI hope he gave these to children
>>4138696>tfw when you hugged claire extra tight at the con and she actually squeakedi honestly almost died.
>>4138687B-but I think the show's fun
>>4138652Fuck Medieval myths.You scary
You're quite hostile.I got a right to be hostile, man. My people been persecuted!
>>4138696But who would be your first choice, if you could only hug one to bits?I too would go for all three, given the choice.
>>4138688>being dominated by young girlsthis is the greatest thing ever
>>4138605I didn't know it was woman, only saw it was first person dick shoved down your throat. But I see imagining it's a girl. sorry DD
>>4138687>My little pony runs up to me looking all scared>"Daddy, my cunny is tooting!!" she exclaims>I ruffle her mane and chuckle softly>"Oh my little pony. That's called a queef! You are queefing, dear!"
>>4138682>not sliding on top of her vagina when she lays down>not rubbing yourself up against her giant clit, humping into it and licking it
>>4138724Even though I'm a white supremacist, I think the Black Panthers were cool as fuck.
>>4138548>>4138582
>>4138688>>4138735>>4138526>>4138601MLPG, you're scary tonight.
>>4138755sweetie belle quit propositioning your teacher for lesbian sex
>>4138754I expected this to be a clever filename that had nothing to do with the picture
>>4138735Wasn't there a greentext of financial dominatrix Diamond Tiara?
>>4138763Yeah2>Some cry4me
>>4138784Why does Fluttershy have to ruin everything?
>>4138735Oh sure, when it's 3dpd humans mlpg can't get enough of it, but when I try the same thing with DT all I get is ">wanting to be dominated by a little girl"
>>4138776it turned out to be even more clever!
>>4138780please posti need to empty the ol' sperm spheres
Ded Raisin.
>>4138798>dat pout
>lots of pedophiles in the thread tonightplease kill yourselves
>>4138819AND I HELPED
>>4138763it's okay for us to be pedos, because we're like the good kind of pedos. not those terrible bad pedos.
>>4138819Why doesn't Jr just use the sub?
http://www.livestream.com/applesarcum
>>4138828hey they aren't that little anymore
>>4138831>>4138819Most recently ded horse?
>>4138819So use the last thread.>>4133925>>4133925>>4133925>>4133925
>>4138763
>>4138784That's adorable.Fucking saved.
>>4138847that does not change the fact that you are a living abomination
>>4138870but I do not lie with men
>>4138809Took a bit to find it, here you go.
>>4138726Tough choice.Maddie - because Scootaloo is my favorite and she deserves all the hugs and if I could have a short conversation with her in-character, my life would be complete.Seriously - look at this filly!clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop
>>4138870DD pls
>>4138735>Claire has natural talent>fortunately you've built up endurance and stamina from being used for both Madeleine's and Michelle's rigorous training
>>4138886how do you feel knowing that in mere minutes i'll be spewing a sticky hot load
>>4138798Whoa whoa nigga, who doesn't want to get dominated by DT?
I'm going to play the mlpg drinking game tonight.Every time some one talks about how depressed they are I take a shot.If it's an artist I take 2. Waiting a bit for authenticity.
>>4138890you have terrible taste in little girls and fillies.
>>4138896Wait, what?
It's time for sleep.Have a bedtime story.
>Pedo modeFuck you guys, I'm gonna go masturbate to men fucking mares.I don't give a shit about the hypocrisy, y'all niggas terrible
>>4138925It's MLPG canon that you're literally the only homophobe here.
>>4138890scootles is a cute girl
>>4138911Good, actually. If you get a boner from my writing, I'm doing something right. Right?
>>4138921God I am depressed
>>4138929
>>4138943But they're talking about pedophiles.
Your favorite pony has just run afoul of the law. They are now cornered by Samuel Vimes. What happens next?
>>4138929>>4138960THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
+1 this post if you would not fuck a little girl because you know that's morally wrong
do you like fuzzy sweetie
>>4138923>Not liking ScootsBrony, pls.
>>4138960
>>4138972ME TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4138974lik this if some cry ereytim
>>4138974define little
>>4138974I don't think it's morally wrong, I just don't fucking like it and I think that pedophiles are creepy as shit.
>>4138946>scootlesd'awww
>>4138988Ok, the hell was that
>>4138988heh
>>4138988>no stingerThis is bullshit.
>>4138988Hehe that was cute.
>>4138984That is artifact sweetie
>>4138988This is now canon.
>>4139005>hoof behind headthis is a quality pose
>>4138974I prefer young ladies.
>>4138974why would i fuck a little girl, horses are easier to get to. and also more legal than little girls.
>>4138988
>glitter glue enters thread
>>4139042Did it get it up the wrong hole?
>>4138997You don't think fucking little children is morally wrong? gb2/anontalk/ pedo scum
>>4138962yeah but you're still a homophobefaggot
>>4139042Man it would be funny as fuck to put a round into that buck while he was trying to stick it in
>>4138886Is it just me or is there a miscap there in the middle?Between the 'lick your dirty butthole' and the post where you give her all the money in your wallet?
>>4139032Quite.
This thread would be better if Fluttershy wasn't such a farty pony.
>>4139070not gay =/= afraid of gays
Are you juicy enough for this filly?
>>4139093this thread would be better if everyone would post ponies instead of talking about which little girl they want to fuck.
>>4139093fluttershy cant be fat, shes doing too much shit with the animals. rainbow dash on the other hand after picking up reading...
This has got to be my favorite Scootaloo pic.
>>4139097But you always talk about how much you hate gays and how the general would be better off without them.
>>4138886>Having to watch as she slowly sidelines you as she realizes all of your savings are gone. She doesn't get rid of you because you still get paychecks, but having to sit on the sidelines while she draws in some other sap and he gets to run his tongue all over your mistress, and you better not say anything about it because she has you ultra pussywhippedYes, I sure hope you don't write anything alone these lines.
>>4139075There is a special place in deer hell for people like you.You shoot the Doe in this situation.Make that Buck think he fucked her to death.
This is gonna be great
>>4139097>gets really mad at being called gay>constantly says how much he hates gaysalso contribute something for once
>>4139098the question is, is she juicy enough for me?let me check
>>4139093What do you think fluttershy's farts smell like? I bet she makes some rank ones.
>>4139123I do? Odd, I can't recall.>>4139134Don't seem to remember ever saying I hate gay folks, either.
>>4139121I would punch her vet for touching her like that.
>>4139123Has this actually happened?
>>4139144But MLPG told me you hate gays
>>4139121>young ladyoh thats so cute~
>>4139134He actually contributed to the show argument earlier. Say what you will about the guy, at least he watches the show.
>>4139130
>>4139130Or horrible what took you so long?
>>4139144well you have shitty memory thencontribute
>>4139156This is obviously a real image they are holding.I am enraged.
>>4139146Yes
>>4139042>A few ponies have fallen victim to the Deerish charm or to simple curiosity whilst on holiday in Glasdoe or Edinbuck, either paying a visit to the red light district or getting swept off their feet by some young stag in a pub.>They're in for a surprise, all of them.
>>4139121>dat expressionmy heart is melting
I want to touch their faces with my face
>>4139156what if these three were gaywould you hate them
>>4139146No, we're just having fun.>>4139153>trusting MLPG>>4139167My memory is fine. I think you're making things up to validate your hatred.
>>4139175Caps/archive link/Date of when it was said pls
can it be welsh (?) deer time now?
>>4139121>so small and easily held>those sparkly eyes
AND DON'T GIVE UP UNTILTRUE LOVE FINDS YOU IN THE ENDEver wish your life was a movie, complete with happy ending?
>>4139191>them>lesbian porno
>>4139153>you hate gaysThat's a personal opinion, not a group consensus.
>>4139156girls = broniesbieber = ponythis is what it would look like.
>>4139153I hate you.Faggot.
>>4139042Just j-jam it in!
>>4139214Gross.
>>4139210if my life was a movie.it would be one boring ass movie.
>>4139121Which artist made this masterpiece?
>>4138113>Raindow Dash is on nightsky patrol>all Pegasi in town have been called to do shifts until forces from Canterlot arrive>Mayor called for every Unicorn to travel with a buddy a night>Fluttershy hasn't been caught yet>Pinkie Pue broke out of containment after being bitten>Twilight and Rarity are still recovering from their encounters>Dash is stuck drifting on a cloud all night following Snips and Snails>she's already told them to head home; its past curfew>she'll wait five more minutes before going down and telling them to get moving>Dash decides to rest her eyes until then>the two colts'll be okay as long as they stay under the streetlamps>twelve mintues later, a nasally shout snaps her awake>Snips and Snails are missing>sounds like someone's trying to suck fudge through a straw in a dark alley below>Dash zooms down with her lantern to investigage>finds Snips and Snails>they're blissfully out of it with eyes glazed over and drool running down dopey grins>Pinkie's gorging herself on both of them>her hooves are ablur as she strokes and wrings them of their magic>her tongue greedily lashes after each glittering drop>it's almost mesmerizing>Dash snaps out of it and shouts for her to stop>Pinkie's head snaps up>her eyes have become red and slitted>her lips draw back to reveal four long, glistening fangs>she hisses before tossing Snips at Dash like a sack of barley>taken by surprise Dash doesn't react in time>both her and the colt are sent tumbling out of the alley>Dash quickly recovers and flies back>she catches Pinkie bounce onto the rooftops with Snail's prone form under arm>Dash gives chase as Pinkie tries to bound away into the dark>it's going to be a long night
I am Deafdefiler and I hate gays almost as much as I hate CheerMac. This is true because I am Deaf.
>>4139186but anon, pony finds you disgusting
>>4139038Applehat is best ship.Deal with it, sweetie.
>>4139193>>4139249
>>4138988No Conflict General
>>4139256I cry erryteim ;_;
>>4139249>>4139266I <3 you MLPG. Never change.
>>4139256But I'm actually a decent looking hygenic human being. Maybe they wouldn't.
>>4139281Fuck off, faget.
>>4139271>no conflictI don't think you understand how much AJ needs that hat.
>>4139281Fuck off You're a pretty alright guy
Why are grape nuts so fucking great, MLPG?Which pony would like grape nuts?
>>4139295Would AJ staple her hat to her head to avoid having to fall off on an adventure?
>>4139315dash would like my grape nuts on her nose
God Hurricane Fluttershy was such a shit episode why it get so much hype i have no fucking clue
>>4139289>>4139305
>>4139305>Deaf>pretty alright guy
>>4139321What ifOkayWhat if in Season 3Episode 6It's hat day in Ponyvilleand Applejack can't find her hat
>Dream about posting episode news>20+ replies>Each one is a variation of "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA", "le ironic shitpost" or "XDD POST IT AGAIN GUYS">Get so butthurt that I cry and go outside>Wake upGoddamn
>>4139329fuck off, it was one of the best episodes in the whole season
>>4139341That's a very amusing thought, anonymous.
>>4139333>Deaf has to samefag to suck his own dick.
I am loving this Bonbon song so muchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Cq66e-qz0
>gw2 >transfer to jade 5 hours ago>still can't log in
>>4139341I'd watch 22 minutes of that.
>>4139329I liked it because of all the pones.
>>4139357I don't think I can type that fast.
Hey, does anyone have the DJ Acid archive?
>>4139352LOL, it was completely try-hard and stupid. The ending was anticlimatic, so many holes it was annoying, Spitfire was being fuck all uselessit was a shit episode
>>4139341I would like to see all the ponies wearing hats. It'd be nice
>>4139341>Hat day in Ponyville.And Lyra has the best, most fancy hats.
>>4139350Bad end for MLPG
>>4139333Well, I like him.
>>4139373yea those sisters are HNGGGGGGGGGGG
>>4139383I saw a zip folder in fimchan
>>4139379Yeah, you're pretty retarded. Samefagging might be a bit too high-minded of a strategy for you.
>>4139329>HFS>anything less than God Tier
>>4139373they're not that great honestly. woohoo different hair cuts automatically GOAT episode
>>4139361ITS SHI-has a good beat.
>>4139387>Lyra has a different have for every scene she appears in
>>4137957Unrelated: SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!
>>4139387>hat dayshe would be heavy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDI2EmYH98I
>>4139403cry some more
>>4139350>caring this much about MLPGNo anon, you are the brony.
>>4139214>them>lesbian pornocreated by FartFantasy.com
>>4139400Dude I don't like DD that much but his better than many other faggots that are still here
>>4139383Why would anyone want that?I've got an old one, want me to dropbox it or what?
>>4139406Sometimes anons come up with some pretty amusing episode ideas
>>4139393Considering so many bronies don't even watch the show, it's sadly true.It also reminds me of when they announced the new pony toys on Equestria daily, the ones for Octavia and Carrot and Lyra, etc. The first comment was about why Hasbro didn't use their OC's.
>>4139421Nigger I don't have control over my unconscious
>>4139404I said all the pones
>>4139404i hat you so muchthey were fucking hilarious
>>4139341
>>4139426That's bullshitDeafdefiler is a high tier shit tripfag
I wonder.. is there any real MARE lesbian porn? Like actual female horses licking another females snatch?
>>4139387>Lyra with a fancy hat is barely drawn nowadays.It makes me feel sad but that's some nice drawing, anon!
>>4139403Meh it wasn't that great for me eitherYeah High tier episode but not God TierAlso Flitter and the other one are kinda overrated but that's my opinion. I'm not saying they are bad but really I don't understand why so much attention.Anyway >opinions
Sorry about the trip, it was from another thread.>>4139428Yes, please.
>>4139450Go make it happen anonSee your futures, make, make your future.
>>4139450Don't know about horses, but cows will mount each other when they go into heat
>>4139249
>>4139452That guy who made the Applejack in a fancy hat collage should do another
>>4139444they did nothing, and were rather bitchythe unfunny use of 'hat' that /v/ and MLPG as more entertaining than that shit>>4139441no one likes Mohawk Gray and Rumble is just underage shipping fule
>>4139439>He can't control his unconsciousness.>He can't even influence the will of others!
>>4139450
Where are the farts?
>>4139450Is that..is that an actual question?
>>4139473trip is too many pixels low
>>4139438>Considering so many bronies don't even watch the show
>>4139361http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBw1lxS4zEI find this preferable.
DASH IS A VERY GOOD GOGO DANCER
>>4139486xdddddddddddddddddddd
>>4139473Not bad, but you should put the date et al up a couple pixels to match properly.
>>4139478I'm sure fancy hat Lyra's collection is bigger, but nobody did a collage yet
>>4139472Seems legit.
>>4139486right here
>>4139505stop ironic shitposting asshole
>>4139486just look for fluttershy
Who's a silly pony
>>4139533
>>4139533who is?
>>4139341>Rarity shows up in each scene with a different hat
Just a quick reminder in case anyone is looking for Raisin Quest, Faceless Jr is running it now>>4133925Excuse the weird wording, just catching anyone who is ctrl f'ing
>>4139531Where is Fluttershy=
>>4139466https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/toxicunicorn.7z
>>4139530
>>4139527>Pepsi cutie markThat's almost as bad as a skyrim cutie mark. Almost.
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>4139553ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>4139489yes?
>>4139548>Pinkie Pie changes hats every time she's off-screen>Even if it's only for a second
>>4139547You is
>>4139438>The first comment was about why Hasbro didn't use their OC's.
>>4139569>>>/v/
>>4139566>not the OST
>>4139566
>>4139556Hey, fuck you man
>>4139491>>4139506Bam. How bout now?
>>4139573FUCK YES
>>4139556>>4139556Could be worse.It could have been a Coke cutie mark and be total shit.
>>4139597Perfect! Well done, Anon.
>>4139573If only...
BLUEFLYINGHORSE
fuck, i can't wait to see what they did with S3seriously, in S2 they recycled a lot of things because they are running out of ideas and/or because of the restricitions that they have for being a little girls showso now i'm extremely curious to see the stories that they have planned
When you die, before you can be let into Equestria, you must stand trial for every single post you've made in mlpg. I'd wager 75-90% of you wouldn't get in, depending on how much they like butts.
>>4139550she is right in front of you, her butt is covering your face so you can't see her
>>4139582
>>4139581Not the same guy, but that quote is straight from moot nigger.
Would you an applehorse?
>>4139578APPLEJACK!
>>4139595Fucking dumb
>>4139615I think Princess Celestia would be flattered.
>>4139615Oh I definitely wouldn't get in.Hell is more fun anyway.
>>4139615I'll get in fine since i don't really post that much.
>>4139624Rose please sleep, and never draw that again
>>4139624No, never, not even the once. Nope.
>>4139624no, i don't touch filthy work horses.here are the only ones i would
>>4139533>>4139545>>4138047>>4138059>>4139566>>4139486>>4139452>still cling onto these unfunny, overdone, killed memesthx doc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>4139623and moot is a faggot that made a shit site, your point?
>>4139643not even once? just to see how it fits?
why is she so hot
>>4139624I would. even anthro.
>>4139639NOT POSTING MUCH IS DOUBLE SINFUL!
I have been having these sparks go off in my head some time and they tell me that season 3 is going to be the best season yetI can't explain it, but they seem really intent on telling me
>>4139640>implying I'm Rose and not just posting her things
>>4139646>Derpy is a delivery mare>not a work horseDYEWTS?
>>4139551mah nigga
season 3 yet?
>>4139646>wouldn't a strong independent worker>would a retarded single mom who can't see straight
>>4139661That's just what Rose would say.
>>4139551https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/toxic_unicorn.zip
>>4139653I thought that emblem on her guitar strap was an areola
>>4139653Because your taste in women is casual as fuck
>>4139614What if there are episodes where one of mane six isn't the main character ?
EVERYONE POST THE LAST PONE YOU DREW, REGARDLESS OF QUALITY
>>4139661> bookhorse... Maybe.Does she wink?
ORANGEAPPLEHORSE
>>4139673No, she would apologize.
>>4139473do you even have chrome
>>4139653http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QjOZTnFVs
>>4139548>implying the episode wouldn't be about Rarity trying to destroy this day since it creates so many fashion disasters>They think all they have to do is wear a hat. Any hat. But the y don't think of the colors. They don't think about their outfits. Pink and Yellow? Why not? Red and Green? Sure. Fedoras? They rarely work.>I tried to worn them. I tried to change it. But if they don't want to do it I'll do it for them
>>4139687WHAT DO I DO IF I DON'T DRAW?
>>4139691so randumb !!!!
>>4139687I just finished thisThoughts?
>>4139708FAUST CONFIRMED FOR TERRIBLE TASTE
>>4139687
shut the fuck up WOW you think they're unfunny guess what they're still funny to me fucking newfags
>>4139687>tfw i drew this over a month ago
>>4139734meant to quote >>4139650
>>4139734Who are you talking to?
>>4139687This was in response to a bad plushie that was posted
>>4139687Just today.
>>4139703>pink and yellowOH GOD SHE'S TRYING TO MURDER FLUTTERSY!
>>4139736Is she okay?
>>4139736draw more!
>>4139691I'd jack dat apple
I want the cutest motherfucking picture you can find.Post it. Post them if there's more than one.I want my daily dose of diabetes.
1) Deafdefiler2) Sentenal3) GG4) GG hat anon5) Winston6) sentenal hat anon7) Ross...9001) LK
>>4139498always liked that song>have to leave because too spaghetti seeing ponies so in love
>>4139766Dammit JuiceGod dammit
Guize just stop responding.I thought we were supposed to be good at ignoring trolls.His name is even "fag"
>>4139687I didn't draw a pone.
>>4139768Oh boy. do you thing she'd grind her clit against my face, holding me there with those powerful legs?
>>4139776>2) Sentenalnah>3) GGhahahahaohwow
>>4139759WhyWhy this bonerNo, no this boner, this is the worst of boners
>>4139759otp
>>4139712I like it.
>>4139687ANON PLS.
>>4139746>>4139734>being this upsetjesus fuck I remember when MLPG had quality discussion last summer regardless of lack of episodesnow it just became /b/ 2.5 with the most retarded since of humorproof:>>4139766>>4138438>>4138461>>4139140>>4139486>>4139527
>>4139712Very nice, though the hoof holding the book looks very weird.
>>4139776LK pls.
>>4139758um yes? It was supposed to be a picture of her and Celestia butting heads over the last something, but I couldn't figure out how to add Celestia without ruining Luna.>>4139759i should, looking at that again now it looks a lot better than i remember thinking of it when i drew it.
>>4139776I don't know, that autistic anon that's always shitposting after sentenal is pretty bad.
>>4139687But I haven't drawn in months.And the last thing I drew was my OC. That's when I knew I must stop, else I would fall to the darkness.
Reminder
>>4139766HAHAHAHA you're the fucking best Juice
>>4139813Should I remove the bit of arm showing behind the book you think?
>>4138907>Madeleine forces you to hold back until Claire has finished her training>she has a special reward in store for her "little sister">a few weeks before Claire's "graduation", Madeleine starts you up on daily cocktails of pygeum and lecithin
>>4139803While I don't care about it at all, it's cute in some odd way.
EPIC RAID ANON IS LEGIONDON'T FUCK WITH /MLP/, SHITPOSTING HIPSTER CUNTS
>>4139210>Ever wish your life was a movie, complete with happy ending?No. It would be one of those "Catcher in the Rye" type things with me narrating how much I secretly don't care for any of my friends and don't really enjoy anything anymore.How do you even make a happy ending to that?
>>4139776Now we're talking.
>>4139812>humorYou know that's their fetish right? They don't think farts are funny.
>>4139812you are trying way to hard
>>4139774CUTEFUCKING CUTESHUT THE HELL UP AND POST CUTE
>>4139803Those eyelashes could be used as deadly weapons
>>4139839Not him but that might help
>>4139450>>4139489>>4139571living around mares I have seen them get next to each other and sixty-nine, in a way
>>4139810Why is that ant carrying a banana hammock strapped to a bloody tissue?
>>4139812> /b/ with worse humorI'm sorry, we've been at this 24/7 FOREVER, we've rehashed most anything and for some reason we don't like veering into strong fanon speculation for some reason.
>>4139823>Implying that's not Sentenal hating on himself.
>>4139834>AJ anywhere near the golden hooves of royaltynope
>>4139823>implying sentenal is in any way redeemable or useful
>>4139712
>>4139842mlpg plsplspls
>>4139842turns out girls don't like sexthey just use it to control us
When did MLPG start taking things so seriouslyYou should laugh with this guy
>>4139812>jesus fuck I remember when MLPG had quality discussion last summer regardless of lack of episodesYou mean 'never'? Last hiatus nearly fucking KILLED US, man.
>>4139774
>>4139812Yeah, the fartfags are pretty bad.All we can do is wish upon a star that they all simultaneously have heart attacks.
>>4139864huhthat makes sense
>>4139868It's a minimalist piece.
>>4139177>Glasdoe>Edinbuck>not Ballystot>not Doe-blin
>>4139834Even Terse can't be this wrong
>>4139755Finish that shit! Looks really good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCABnp9qY7I&feature=relmfu>sounds alright>ugh, words>but den dat violinI need more songs that are just classical instruments
>>4139901Hnnnnnnnf.
>>4139896
>>4139886>When did MLPG start taking things so seriouslySince the bans.MLPG has had a stick up its ass for 18 months now.
>>4139910Yeah anon, you are pretty wrong.
>>4139896unf
>>4139908vibrating 20 lbs. of pussy and ass
>>4139911I get it, because she's ROCKing out.
>>4139913>electronica>classical instruments
What a severe lack of cute in this thread.
>>4139914Twilight, why do you have a circular sawblade for a chest?
>>4139864OOOOOOOOOH
Someone make a mafia gameI got an itchin' for some lynchin'
>>4139940>>4139940heheheh
>>4139896As much as I like pony lip biting, Dash does not pull it off very well here.
>>4139958alright
>>4139958Why don't you do it, anon?
would you cheer up Rainbow Dash when she gets especially frustrated being unable to perfect a new trick?
>>4139922>>4139901Best thing yet this night.
>>4139913http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6s49OKp6aEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjtAJV9sVpQ
>>4139908>rape
>>4139241>Twilight is busy doing late night research>her horn is wrapped in a cold press until the throbbing stops>makes a note to look up a counteragent to hornccubi saliva soon>getting harder to repress magic leakage>the incident at the Mayor's meeting was embarrassing enough>right now, have to focus on reversingFluttershy and Pinkie's transformation>getting a tired; gonna need a wheat expresso>heads downstairs>stops when she hears a creak in the floorboards>remembers locking all the windows and the doors>continues to the kitchen>freezes in the doorway; there's somebody standing in the dark>Twilight backs up and demands they show themselves>the intruder steps into the light; it's Fluttershy>her fiery red eyes nervously dart around>she kindly asks if Twilight doesn't mind being her prey again and tries to bare a gentle smile>Twilight turns tail and runs without a second thought>Fluttershy is faster>Twilight ends up pinned up against the wall>Fluttershy stammers an apology and asks if she's being too rough>she rips the coldpress from Twilight's horn before she can answer>Twilight screws her eyes shut and tries not to shiver as Fluttershy lightly scraps her fangs down her horn>a dollop of magic leaks out of the tip>Fluttershy hungrily licks it up before working her lips down the rest of Twilight's horn>Twilight's legs buckle underneath her>she can feel every muscle in Fluttershy's throat constricting and pulling on her>her eyes roll to the back of her head when Fluttershy slowly starts to bob up and down>buldge after buldge slide down Fluttershy's gullet as she feeds>Twilight passes out to the sounds of excessively wet gulping
>>4139948if you were science you would craft a sawblade to your chest too
>>4139939oh man, I saw one of those at a sex store a couple days ago.it was bigger than I thought it was gonna be.
>>4139980i don't know how to talk to girlsat all
>>4139882I know it wasn't perfect but c'mon man. Come on.>>4139859Ill do that right now.
>>4139977Too lazy.Also I usually pick up games when people get tired of making them.
>>4139901
Just look at all this not cute art.
>>4139883stop the 'pls' shitit stopped being funny a while ago, the 'gooby' shit just fucking murdered it
>>4140009better you see your mistakes now than later.
>you will never watch rainbow dash fly off with globs of thick cum dripping off her freshly cream pied mare vagina
>>4140009I think you should at least take his red lining advice about the eyes, they seemed off.
>>4139687Does coloring count?
>>4140022Don't start
>>4139834here let me help you with that
>>4139121this picture needs a proper inking and coloring
>>4140022Well thanks asshole for posting some not cute art to help
>you will never be a talented young teenage girl with legions of 20 some year old neckbeards lusting after youJust kill me now
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320206?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4140048>Luna, Dash, and Rarityholy fucking fuck you could not possible be anymore of my nigga
>>4140048>Dash in patrician That's hilarious
>>4140048>Dash above Celestia>Pinkie on the same tier as Celestia>Fluttershy below TrixieI am butthurt
its time for some FUNNAY comics.
>>4140030>you will never spy her on a cloud far above you>then she starts to pee
>>4140086WHERE'S THE HIDDEN MOOFFIN?
>>4140086that was so funny i have cancer now.
>>4140031I'll fix the right eye yeah
This is pretty cute.
>>4140086I DON'T GET IT
>>4140086>that fourth panelThat's some Hasbro vector level shit
>>4140086WHY WAS THIS EVEN MADE, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POING? SHE IS A THIEF? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!
>there will never be an Ask DJ Acid Tumblr
>>4140127I'll trust that you are joking.
>>4140139stop
>>4140124> that fucking day I found an IE6 install with that many toolbarsIt was horrific, man.
>>4140152Just because it's some OC doesn't mean it ain't cute.
>>4140153>tfw i still get chills at Dash's part of At the Gala
>>4140139You are as annoying as the fucker in the Luna quest with the cookbook.
>>4140123Is this recent? What is Lauren doing these days anyway?
>>4140184go
>>4140166True, but badly drawn hands, terrible coloring and awful lineart does.
>>4140086>panel 5>hair shifts to the other side of head for no fucking reason
Time for kawaiiest pone.
>>4140086Don't Toxic and Veggie hate each other? Wouldn't be surprised since their comics are so similar in style (as in they aren't funny most of the time)
>>4140205why?
>>4140203I'm pretty sure that's one of Lauren's Alpha drawings.
>>4140138guess you havent heard of toxic wario
>>4140203>What is Lauren doing these daysBeing irrelevant
>>4140221As opposed to stopI meant it in a good wayI'm sorry
>>4140152You're right.It's adorable as fuck.
>>4140203Working on this show with her husband for Disney.
>>4140253That saliva is 2real4artstyleIt's like she's drooling semen
>>4139687it really sucks and I'm going to work on it
For the anon who wanted a recap of the pillow ghost pone saga.
>>4140260Can't stop laughingBecoming hypoxicDon't even have pants on (it's not what you think)
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320222?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4140077you only hate her because bronies like her pleb
>>4140265Wish she was still doing MLP but had more freedom with it. But oh well.
>>4140286You gotta draw the line some where at what needs to be screen capped ...
>>4140215okay
>>4140217they do. the thing is veggie hates toxic cause he truly is a gigantic fagot. toxic thinksh is comic "quality" is on par with show jokes and art wise hes better than veggie and on pixel kitties level.
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4140243i just realized i linked to your post inadvertently, if this was confusing i apologize
>>4140286I saw all this shit as it was happeningAnd didn't know the ghost rarity had anything to do with itThe fuck?
>>4140312I hate her for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with her fanbase. Her fans don't help.
>>4140314>>4140314>She goes to Brony con.>And EFNW.>She quits shortly after because of the rude, violent bronies.
>>4140332>almost finished now to just draw some red all over her face and add a vagina>yeah, yeah this looks good
>>41403402 MINUTES TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIGHT!
>>4140275Draw a perfect circle. Can you do that?
>>4139712ha that's a funny joke
>>4139864Huh.I don't know why I didn't think of that before. I just assumed it was because she was radioactive.
>>4140312or they have actual tastes. just because she uses the most of the color pallet doesn't make her a good pony.she is a attention whore, selfish, greedy, jealous, and wont learn lessons.like a real woman
>>4140379Look at that character depth!How could she not be your favorite.
>>4140379>Women don't like me? W-well, FUCK THEM! I DON'T LIKE THEM EITHER! SELFISH FUCKING WHORES!
>>4140332
>>4140275
>>4140227No, we just don't care.
You probably knew you could press ctrl+s to add quick spoiler tags, but did you know that you can also highlight text in the text box and press ctrl+s to put spoilers around it?
>>4140314On the bright side, at least she gets to work with her husband and colleagues instead of filthy Canadians.
why are freckles so cute
>>4140407Yes I did
>>4140364DON'T FUCKING REPLY, GOD!
>>4140379>like a real womansomeone's bitter
>>4140397Do you do ANYTHING other than porn?
>>4140407No shit
>>4140350I wasn't sure if it had anything to do with it.
>>4140048switch Twilight and Dash and you're good
>>4140394This.I'm a dumbass with a shitty personality who will probably never have a girlfriend or lose his virginity, but at least I have respect for women.
>>4140407I wish I could do that with filters. I cant figure these out.
>Haven't posted on MLPG all day because of GW2I think I am slipping away you guys
>>4140414because you're a fucking faggot that's why
New Horse Murderhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320222?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4140414Because they're little kisses from the sunCelestia sneaks into their room while they sleep and kisses them all over
>>4140464you need to slip on in and post more chubby ponies
>>4140414They just are
>>4140460Let me make a regular expression for you, anon
>>4139774boop or>>4137760
>>4140483especially chubby fluttershy
>>4140454>giving respect to people who haven't earned itput it on a higher pedestal, that way you know you can't reach it.
>>4140472Well that turned from cute to pedorapist really quick.
>>4140426this isn't porn
>>4140472>Make out with Celestia.>Jaw cancer.
>>4140504>expecting anything different of MLPG
do stallions scratch their balls and then smell their hooves like most of men enjoy scratching their testicles and then smell their fingers?
>>4140414They just are.
>>4140397What am I looking at?
>>4140023fag pls
>>4140518I have never smelled my fingers after that
>>4140483I wish there were more people like Hoihoi or LK willing to do inflation and stuffed bellies.
>>4140518I don't think most men enjoy that, but fuck if I don't.
Red Ribbon x Fluttershy facesitting farts when?
>>4139882>three circle bodywhat is this blaspheme
>>4140472miss cheerileehow come all the fillies got freckles on their anuses and pussies last night
>>4140493Who drew that, you know?
>>4140379>attention whoreGiven, but i would point to HCFS and her giving the props from Spitfire to Fluttershy shows she has come a long ways.>selfishThe only real example of this i can think of is from Ticket Master which was in the 3rd fucking episode.>greedy, jealousI dont even know where you are getting this from. I guess Jealousy from MMDW but i dont really think Dash was jealous of MDW as much as frustrated with her.>and wont learn lessons.I would point to again HCFS as a counterpoint, as well as DQ when she acknowledges how bone headed she can be.
>>4140538It's a good musk, anonymous. You're missing out.
goodnight MLPG
>>4139774Oh god that pic, hng.
>>4140514speaking of which, did Celestiaquest ever happen?
>>4140469:^(
>>4140518You know they do...
>>4140504That's odd, it was supposed to be heartwarming
>>4140544Give her time anon, I talked with her about two weeks ago. She will do it.
>>4140471post password you didn't this thread
>>4140563Fuck you autistic retard
>>4140568Voter fraud ruined it.I can't wait for the next one we have on the list.Snails Quest.
>>4140504whatCelestia is like everyone's mother.It's cute as fuck. I like it.
>>4140563every single night at the exact same time2organized
>>4140571get mad
>>4140078Trixie isn't a bad character. She's not really that great of a character either, but she isn't an all out BAD character like Fluttershy.
>>4140552the date is older, the style looks like that one storyboarder. I don't know the name
>>4140575Who made this edit? Who among you has such a terrible sense of humor?
>>4140563gnight, gnanon
>>4140576>That's odd, it was supposed to be heartwarminglauren faust on my little pony
>>41406052autistic if you ask me
>>4140601I think he's referring to some other anon who thinking of running it the other day.
>>4140510>not pornWhat?
>>4140568I don't believe so.
>>4140576>>4140602>Pedos wondering why nobody likes them
>>4140596What's wrong with goodnightanon? I kinda like him.
>>4140565D-DOSH
>>4140630Well, I hope he finds his day for it.
>>4140540>Hoihoi and LKThey really aren't that similar, aside from the bellies thingBut I know what you mean
>>4140647what?
>>4140644The other night he was complaining that some other anon was "taking his idea" by posting the same picture and wouldn't shut up about it.
>>4140397>telefragDo you play Q3A or what?
>>4140643I don't even know what you're getting at.Are you trying to make me mad or something?Because I'm more confused then anything.
>>4140674He has to post it or he can't sleep.Why would you do that to him?
>>4140687I thought telefrag was a DOOM thing though.
>>4140533in between frames of twilight jettosing into a time portal.
>>4140714Is she ok?
>>4140643>pedos need respect
>>4140674Yeah that was yesterday. He never said anyone was taking his idea, he just said, and I quote, "real goodnight anon here" and left it at that.But whatevs.
>>4140729Probably.
>>4140729You're watching her explode out of her past selfSo probably not
>>4140673c-can i have a ride through cloudsdale
>>4140674Are you absolutely sure it was the same guy?
>>4140740>Wanting to have an identity in an Anonymous imageboard.What the shit?
>>4140752SMALLER
>>4140712>>4140687It's in many games.Doom, Quake 1 2 3 Live, UT (I think), TF2
>>4140752im a little pony silly you are far to big
>>4140762Of course not.
>>4140714Is she being sucked into the vagina dimension?
COME WATCH TREMORS 3 WITH US YOU LITTLE FUCKERShttp://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242
>>4140750nah this is her going into the portal. when she comes out the other twilight will get singed
>>4140768Don't forget:>While still being AnonymousThis should go well.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320258?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4140471>>4140592please respond
>>4140782But i'm a midget.
>>4140782but i am only 5'7.
>>4140776definitely in UTremember the translocator
Streaming Tremors 3: Back to PerfectionCome see /k/ embodied take on a horde of graboids!http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242
>>4140806post the password you fuck
>>4140798What the hell are you working on?There's not a suggestive image to be found.
>>4140798That shot looks pretty on model, keep working on it!
MLPG, would you a lyra or would you a 3DPD horse?
>>4140820boop
>>4140768goodnightanon is an enigma. all he does is tell us goodnight, we sort of do the rest.
>>414082710/10My sides are devastated
>>4140836>autism
>>4140826I know it's like he's improving or something.
>>4140789>>4140818>tfw burt
>>4140827Lyra
>>4140827That is amazing. Obviously a Lyra.
>>4140846>tfw he's my husbando.>tfw I thought his name was Bert until credits appeared.>tfw can't even spell my husbando's name.
>>4140827lyra
>>4140822it turns out youtube is far more profitable than commissions>>4140826oh it is. theres a full intro too to the flash.
>>4140815>>4140813>two responsesyou trying to cheat me?
>>4140783then don't assumeinnocent until proven guilty
>>4140549it's an epidemic
>>4140867
>>4140844LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR BED
>>4140782goddammit why is rainbow dash so cuteshe's not even supposed to be the cute one
>>4140871>that batWhy is that tumblr so dead, Tiara? Why have you abandoned it so?
Server is up againhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320258?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4140887hey don't do thatyou're going to get in trouble
>>4140873pls no
>>4140817I don't, because when I bought UT and UT2K4 on steam, none of the servers had anyone on it
>>4140549I don't get paid enough to even bother with you little shits and your real life problems...
>>4140875A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time.
>>4140871Watch out for that hoof.
>>4140889it suited its purpose and i'll make something with the 8bit style but longer in the future.
>>4140887Comfortable sleeping on your cloud bed? Earth Ponies and Unicorns are stuck with normal, lumpy beds.Overprivileged Pegasi
>>4140827i would love to hunt foxes with lyra and our mates
>>4140888>she's not even supposed to be the cute oneits something not even our top scientists can figure out
>>4139980I would do to her what she did to Applebloom trying to get her cutie mark"Lets try different tricks!"
>>4140540>>4140665speaking of, did he ever draw a chubby Saffron?
>>4140871>youtube is far more profitablewell that is true.porn can get you so far. but mindless you tube drones that follow you on your blog or whatever has a lot more profit.i wish you luck on your success just don't forget to make porn every now and again
>>4140889>Tiaraquest will never update againMaybe its for the best. Tiara still has a lot to learn about what makes good writing.
>>4140905no what?
what's your favorite mythical creature?mines dorfs
>>4140917oh good eye, fixed that>>4140939oh im going to keep making porn. its just that im not gonna take any commissions really and make the porn that i think will be good.
>>4140962well what do you think will be good? I hope it's with fluttershy
>>4140549Stop staring at them and do your homework
>>4140926>that little nose wigglei would faint if she talked to me or even looked right at me with her giant eyes
>>4140549I love that color scheme on Bluetaloo
>>4140917Hey faggot, why the hell aren't you drawing me an Apple Sister horse right now? God step it up
>>4140958kobolds
>>4140958Satyrs
I hate rainbow dash.
>>4140979still gonna do discord/celestia. then something with spitfire (with the music prodigy spitfire, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAsZ8Ql2e8M , then maybe something with fluttershy)
>you will never go the speed of sanic with dash
>>4141014And she hates YOU
>>4140908oh thats too badyou could have tried playing with the bots at leastoh well anyway one of the standard equipment you spawn with lets you fire off a disc and teleport to it and it could even be used offensively for telefrags if you timed it right
>>4140989>you feint>the first thing you see when you wake up is this
>>4141016>with the music prodigy spitfireBut that's been done so many tiiiiiimes
>>4141016>then maybe something with fluttershyDare I hope for petplay?
>>4140958Lichs.
>>4140979i hope it's with derpy and fluttershy
>>4140958Dragons.
>>4141016>Spitfire with Prodigy's Spitfireit's about damn time
>>4141014Why anon, she thinks you're awesome
>>4141046Would be better as a male lizard
>>4141024>>4140908im actually using UT99 sounds for the flash. all the gibbs/telefrag etc sounds are straight from the botpack.
>>4141035I....juked her and she licked her lips?I'm just teasing you
>>4140958Dragons
>>4141051I'm pretty sure her answer to that question is herself.
>>4141035oh god is she going to eat meand not in a sexual way or a vore way
>>4141036really? where?>>4141038are you that guy that sends me 10 messages a day about fluttershy?
>>4141067well yeah, but there are multiple correct answers
>>4141064how heavy are dragons supposed to be, can there really be ones you can just pick up like that?
>>4141021Rainbow Dash doesn't exist.But if she did she would be the worst pony.
>>4141071I'm kind of confused as to what the other options are for eating if it's not vore and nonsexual
>>4141024Oh, right.I think I remember using that once or twice.I'm gonna it try out, if anyone wants to follow...
>>4141079>that guy who sends me 10 messages a day about FluttershyOh god I'm dying
>>4141079>are you that guy that sends me 10 messages a day about fluttershy?AHAHAHAFuckin' flutterfags, man.
>>4141083Dash doesn't like multiple choice answers, they confuse her.
>>4141085Well that one can't be more than 200 pounds
>>4141085They have really light bird-like bones for achieving cheetah like speeds.
>>4141089nah at worst she would be 9th best
>>4141046>>4141064Dragons.
>>4141089why did they have sex on aj's bed
>>4141079>really? where?In a lot of Spitfire artwork. I'm not sure about flash, however. I don't have on saved but it's posted around the general often, can't remember if it was Jessy or just someone who draws like her who made it
>>4141003But I'm editing a shitty video right now, can I draw it later?
>>4141085That one looks like it wouldn't be that much taller than the knight, probably wouldn't weigh too much more. Maybe 200 lbs? I could probably fireman carry that, for at least a little bit, and he's probably in way better shape, being a knight and all.
>>4141107but wouldn't it be easier just to ride the dragon, its comparable to carrying a working horse
>>4141105No they dont
>>4141098>>4141101
>>4141089Dash would be my bro.
>>4141129Kay but I won't be here so you better tumblr that shit, fuck. You're so inconsiderate sometimesWhat are you working on?
>>4141144This, Dash is my favorite pony but i dont waifu her. at most i would want to be best buds
>>4141143HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4141143Jesus man, Flutterfags are really the worst.
>>4141143hahaha holy shit
>>4141137>a working horseWhat if horse is not working?
>>4141137>200 lbs>anything near the weight of a horse"The size of horses varies by breed, but also is influenced by nutrition. Light riding horses usually range in height from 14 to 16 hands (56 to 64 inches, 142 to 163 cm) and can weigh from 380 to 550 kilograms (840 to 1,200 lb)"
>>4141142Come on Dash, you didn't even read until recently. And even then you read out loud like a foal.
>>4141143woahhis penis is a massive plebeian
>>4141143>gooby pls my little slave[Screams Internally][Screams Internally]
>>4141154You will see in a few minutes~
>>4141176We need more dragons.
>>4141143So are you going to do that Chrysalis one?I like that idea.
>>4140958Phoenix
>>4140958Draygins.
>>4141195
>>4141143fluttershy R34 plz :D
I like dragons.
>>4141189[Screams Internally] is just as autistic
>>4141157I don't waifu any of them, but there's something about Dash that would make a kickass friend.
>>4141209It's time for you to die
>>4141217It's her loyalty.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1320290?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4141214No one mentioned autismWhy do you fags keep talking about autism?
>>4141217its because she would always have your back.
>>4141218New horse is old horses son.Old horse taught new horse to love dragons.
Wait, shit, are we already at image limit?
>>4141143>ive recently discovered that I can no longer cum unless pendulum is playing in the backgroundMy sides are in outerspace.
>>4141225>abandons them in RoH to go live on a cloudWORST FRIEND TRAITOR
>font changeMOOOOOOOOT
>>4141240>My sides are in outerspace.Why?
new horse where?
>>4141232autism is the new gay
0: Luna1: Lyra2: Caramel3: Cloudchaser4: Junebug5: Cheerilee6: Fluttershy7: Bonbon8: young Granny Smith9: Marker poneDubs: Daniel IngramTrips: Tara
>>4141241Not sure if you're just being silly butThat was the point of being Discorded.
>>4141250Why not?
>>4141250he is working on a special government contract
>>4141235Next horse can be dragon horse?
>>4141255MOTHER FUCKING
>>4141232cuz ur fuckin autistic
New horse:>>4141269>>4141269>>4141269>>4141269
>>4141254>that's so "book pone who has more books than friends"
>>4141258How can you feel them if they are in outerspace?
>>4141255Fucking jelly
>>4141205>Narrated by MT.
DRIED GRAPES COMING THROUGH
STOPRAISIN TIME
We grape filly?Fast board tonight.
MLP must be movin' fast tonight...>>4141369>>4141406>>4141426Your hooves continue to crack and crunch the soil under you, leaving an unmistakable trail of hoofprints. You know how soft the soil is here, but trodding it down is never a problem. Applejack doesn't seem to mind much, especially since you always walk on trails that are already run in pretty well.As the two of you round the corner of the house and make it to the back, you look up to see that Applebloom's already got it open.Scootaloo waves up to her, but the little red bow in her mane flutters up and down in panic. She's waving her hooves around as if telling you to go. Scoots looks about."I think she's trying to tell us where the ladder is..." Scootaloo looks off in the direction she's waving. There doesn't seem to be any ladders off that way. There is a shed, however, not far from where she's motioning."It's probably in there." Scootaloo whispers.
>>4141412Bite me.
>>4141552Aw shit, panic stations. Run and hide behind or inside of the shedAJ will probably see our footprints, so if we have time cover them or something. We could always say that Applebloom said we could use a hammer in the shed provided it has one as an excuse
Why did we save earlierWhy
>>4141552Hide in the shed
>>4141593GAME INFO:INVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Reinforced Boots , Spool of Rope, Satchel + Pack of Bubblegum, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Twisted Iron Rod (tied to us)Scootaloo: CMC Cape, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up Dust
>>4141552Go to the shed.
>>4140364I will let me plug in my tablet
>>4141639Slip on our shoes and hide in the shed with the others.
>>4141552watch out for Applejackshe'd probably be wary of us trying to bust out our friend
>>4141639put on the bootswe don't want to make too much noise
>>4141639Tell Scootaloo to take the stompstarter and the firework, go off nearby and set it off with the stompstarter. She can meet us at the clubhouse and it would let us get to the shed unhindered with our pursuer distracted.
>>4141698Seconding. We can look through the cracks in the wood to see if anyone's on patrol.
>>4141737Good idea, but let's use this as a last resort.
Man, poor Tinyapple. She's going to be in so much trouble tommorrow.
>>4141593>>4141639META INFO: Whoops. My mistake. I thought you were saying that you'd show AJ a Hammer if she catches you as a way of saying that AB gave you permission to borrow some tools. Seeing as you don't have any tools at the moment...>>4141593>>4141631>>4141658>>4141679Quickly, you realize that Applebloom is probably trying to warn you of her incoming sister. You whisper shout to Scootaloo to follow you as you make your way towards the shed. You pick up your pace a little, but you can't help but make a crunching trail of noise as you scuttle across the backyard.Suddenly, you see Winona run up to you. She's got a silly looking dog grin on her face as she stares at you. You stop when she looks like she wants to play."Shhhhh...! Not now Winona!" You whisper shout to the little collie. She pants, looking like she's gonna pounce on you.Scootaloo silently creeps away, hiding by the side of the barn. She makes sure to get out of sight, but you see her motioning you over with her hoof.
>>4141858Put on our shoes and follow.
>>4141858Is there a stick nearby ? We could use one to distract Winona.
>>4141858Toss the iron rod like a stick.Hide while she's chasing after it.
What a big crowd we have tonight.>>4141990This could work.
>>4141858FFFFFFFFFEquip shoes and go to Scoots.
>>4141990>>4142010You do realize that she'll just bring it back and return. She'll think you're playing fetch and probably make a whole bunch of noise.
>>4141990GAME INFO: The backyard is pretty well kept. While there is a tree in the yard, there is not a single leaf nor branch resting on the ground. The lawn is rather plush... not that you can feel the cool blades of green under your stony hooves.
>>4141891>>4142010>>4141999Put on our shoes, toss a stick if there's one nearby (metal rod if not), hide while Winona is distracted.
Knock out the dog and book it to the shed
>>4142064Guess we toss the metal rod then. Toss it as hard as you can, and carefully memorize where we throw it.
>>4142064We can't walk over the lawn without leaving a trail. We need to give the hiding ponies a sign to stay there, then turn and make it look like we are leaving.
>>4142098>trusting Scootaloo on her own.
>>4142070I guess that's the best we can do.
>>4142098This. We're leaving hoofprints. Signal Scootaloo to stay, and leave. If AJ catches us, we can just tell her that we were telling Apple Bloom something important maybe, we'll get to that if it happens
>>4141891>>4141999>>4142016>>4142070>>4142086Carefully, you think things through before you panic. Applebloom whines like you're finished, but you don't give up. Quickly and silently, you withdraw your trusty pair of Reinforced Boots from your inventory and equip them. The Boots fit snug and tight to your hooves and help disperse your weight. Perfect.You untie the Twisted Metal Rod from your back. It's already curved pretty well like a stick. Winona follows it back and forth as you grab it in your hoof. "Fetch!" You whisper. Giving the rod a light toss, you let it land quietly by a nearby fencepost. Winona takes off after it. While she's distracted, you rush over to Scootaloo. As you dive behind the shed, she lets out a small series of quiet but excited giggles. You can peer through a crack in the shed. Right now, it doesn't look like anyone is coming. Your hoofprints stop right below Applebloom's window. After equipping your trusty boots, there doesn't seem to be a single hoofprint more.You have the oddest sensation that someone is watching you.
>>4142189How will we return though? We have no light to see.Also, Sweetie will be waiting.
>>4142201"We'll leave right now, Ms Applejack."
>>4142201Is it the threatening kind or the calming kind?
>>4142201Stay still and don't look
>>4142201Stay quiet and stealthily look around for the watcher.
>>4142201Check your surroundings.Don't alert your friends this time.
>>4142201Take a quick look around the shed to make sure we didn't stumble on Big Mac putting away tools for the day.
>>4142238GAME INFO: It feels as though someone is simply observing you. It's a familiar feeling; you're not quite sure if someone is indeed watching you or if it's just a fluke. It doesn't feel immediately threatening.
>>4142201I immediately regret everything.
>>4142243Gonna go with this. We got xXx from trying to hunt it out last session. Just keep eyes and ears out for the Apples.We've felt it before in previous quests and it's gone unexplained, right?
>>4142313We got xXx because we told our friends.
>>4142313We got xXx because we alerted the others and they gave us away, I think
>>4142256>>4142272As you crane your head around, you watch for any sign of the slightest movement. Far off in the distance behind the big barn, you see a small silver glint disappear around the side of the building."...what the...?"Scootaloo puts a hoof over your mouth. She looks a little panicked. You can hear Winona whining a little bit. Looking through the shed, you see that she's stubbornly attempting to pick up the Twisted Iron Rod you threw. The weight seems too overwhelming for her, but she refuses to give up."Oh man... she's gonna give us away..." She swallows hard. Nothing besides Winona's occasional whines fills the air. Applebloom is craning her head out of her window. She looks like she's a bit more calm now.
>>4142390Is it light enough to see if we can find a ladder?
>>4142363>>4142352>>4142313At least we're triple x-rated
>>4142390Tell Scootaloo to wait here. Applebloom looks calmer so we are probably safe.
>>4142390I offer >>4141737It'll be a great distraction.How loud is the firework?
>>4142390LS using one of his machines to spy on us ?
>>4142390We can't go outside without attracting Winona's attention. Have a look around the shed to see what we can findOr >>4142433 and just go talk to her and hope Winona stays quiet
>>4142436This assumes Scootaloo wouldn't get caught.Just see if we can find a ladder first.
>>4142418GAME INFO: The land is still bathed in a waning golden light, but probably not for much longer. In your immediate vicinity, you do not see any ladders handy.>>4142436GAME INFO: The firework produces an extremely annoying, fiery jet of whistling noise. It could easily rival the sound of a jackhammer.
>>4142390Go retrieve the iron rod and then hide in the shed.Winona can come with us if she likes us so much.
>>4142440Possibly, but we can't assume anything.
>>4142469Do we see a lamp?I have a feeling we might have to abandon Applebloom. What did she have in her inventory?
Don't use the firecracker. All it will do is bring out AJ or Big Mac.
>>4142451>>4142518GAME INFO: You are not currently inside of the shed. It has several holes and cracks through the side that let you see through the building, however.It seems relatively empty, but it's too dark inside to get a good look at any of the tools.INVENTORY:Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), Stompstarter
>>4142525If we can't find a ladder, we might have no reason to use it.Ask Scootaloo where she remembers the ladder.
>>4142313Ok, went back and ctrl+f'd "watch" throughout RQ3, and apparently I was misremembering. About the only time the feeling of being watched came up then was when we were actually being watched by something.
>>4142563She didn't have any lamp oil?I guess we have to get in the shed and try to find something.
>>4142518Jr, the clubhouse doesn't have any lamps, does it?
>>4142600GAME INFO:INVENTORY:Sweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Lamp Oil
>>4142609Shit, we might have to just abandon Applebloom. I suppose expecting a full party was an empty hope.
>>4142563What are quarter sticks again?
>>4142563Open the shed door and look inside. The ladder is probably in the shed or the barn.
>>4142627GAME INFO: Quarter Sticks are actual Quarter Sticks of Dynamite. Applebloom is carrying three of them inside of a specialized explosives box.
>>4142627TNT.
>>4142645Nevermind, let's continue the rescue.
>>4142639Open shed and have Scoots feel around while we keep watch.If it's not in the shed, head to the barn.
>>4142600>>4142639>>4142683You check to make sure the coast is clear before peeking out from around the side of the shed. Applebloom does a simple 'whew' gesture as you go around to check the shed door.To your misfortune and frustration, there seems to be a Padlock on the door."Curses..." You mumble to yourself.Scootaloo whispers through the shed. "Raisin, isn't the ladder usually by the tree? That's where Applejack always sets the ladder..."You nod, but upon analysis, there doesn't appear to be any ladders around the tree. you look up at Applebloom, then make a stair climbing motion with your forehooves. She looks confused at first, then realizes what you're asking about. She points at the tree.Winona is digging around your Twisted Iron Rod, trying her best to retrieve it. The little pup simply cannot lift it.
>>4142723Maybe it's on the other side of the tree. Let's check the tree out.
>>4142723Investigate tree.At least the rod will keep her busy.
>>4142723Carefully check out the tree
>>4142740Sounds good. Get behind the tree and peer out though, just in case someone comes around.
>>4142740>>4142772>>4142782You think you must have missed something. Surely, the ladder must be on the other side of the tree. Carefully, you walk around the entire trunk, looking up and down for any hint of the portable stairs. After your third trip around the tree, you're certain that, unless something is moving the ladder around the tree as your walking around it, there is no ladder to be found.You look up at Applebloom and shrug. She looks surprised, but scratches her chin. She takes a few moments to think of an alternative solution...Winona lets out a soft bark as her frustration builds. She's dug up the area around the Twisted Iron Rod pretty well. "Oh man... shhhh!! Quiet Winona!" Scootaloo whispers from behind the barn. Suddenly, she bolts to the other side of the barn. "Big Mac at 6'o clock!"You hear his hooves trotting around from behind the shed. He sounds like he's hanging out around the big barn in the distance.
>>4142865Go grab the rod. If we run into Big Mac play dumb and ask if Applebloom can come adventuring with us.
>>4142865Something tells me we are missing something crucial about the rod.
>>4142898Do this then bolt around the tree.
>>4142919I just can't wait for all the Xs next time about this situation.
>>4142919I think it's just a heavy bar of metal. Raisin's GOLEM STRENGTH lets her carry it easily and bend it into useful shapes.
>>4142938I'm talking about Winona. She's making way too much noise.Keep an eye on AB while moving when we're sure Big Mac isn't looking.
>>4142865We should kill Winona
>>4142898>>4142922>>4142966Worried that Winona's gonna give you away, you trot over and grab the Twisted Iron Rod and bolt around the tree. While running, you hear your shoes stress and pop. They're still together, but it doesn't sound like your sprinting was healthy for the shoes.As you sit behind the tree with the Twisted Iron Rod in hoof, you notice that Winona is hanging off the end of it. She's gnawing away on the end happily. You roll your eyes as you try to figure out what to do. "Can we lean something against the window or something? Make a ramp?" Scootaloo brainstorms with you. You can see her from behind the tree. Big Mac is tinkering with something by the big barn. You can hear the relatively loud churning of wagon wheels as he moves a cart around to the front door of the big barn. You peek around the tree. Applebloom looks kind of excited. You see her make a grappling hook gun kind of gesture, firing it at the tree and pretending to zipline out of her window.
>>4143004No. We are a nice queen of stone.
>>4143008The Twisted Iron Rod and Rope!Twist it to make a hook, then combine it with rope to make a grappling hook!
>>4143008I immediately regret everything.
>>4143024Genius!
>>4143024>>4143008Tie rope to rod, throw rod over branch, throw rod to Applebloom's window.
>>4143024...But fuck, Winona's gnawing on it. If we take it and try to do something that involves throwing it she might think we're playing with her. We gotta find something else to distract her.
>>4143008Well, I guess that's why we have multiple lives. I bet Sweetie took off after getting bored anyways.
>>4143024>>4143034Seconding this, but try to make the design something that we can flick off her windowsill easily when we're done. We don't want to lose either item if we can avoid it.>>4143052We already took the metal back from Winona.>>4143008
>>4143024>>4143034>>4143048Suddenly, a thought comes to mind. You could make a Grappling Hook out of the Twisted Iron Rod and the Spool of Rope......if Winona wasn't hanging off the end of it.You explain your plan to Scootaloo, then inform her about Winona. "Just shake her off! We gotta get this show on the road!" Scoots whispers. Big Mac is still pulling the cart out front. It seems like he's moving it into the big barn.
>>4143101Ask if she can pry her off. We are worried about hurting Winona on accident.
>>4143083>>4143052Oh, sorry. I cannot read, apparently.
>>4143101Try shaking it off.
>>4143101Tell her to heel.She's probably well trained.
>>4143124She'll think we're playing with her. Do you even into playing with dogs?We gotta distract her somehow, but with what?
>>4143101Just tell her to let go.
>>4143124That'll just encourage her.>>4143133 I vote this. Seems pretty logical but I've never had a dog so I don't know
>>4143133try this
>>4143133Try this.If it doesn't work, tell her to go help Big Mac or something. Usually dog's can recognize the names of their family members and close friends, so she should have some idea of what we're asking.
maybe we should have mentioned in that message we left behind that we lost that mysterious letter
>>4143276We did, I think.
>>4143133>>4143172>>4143192>>4143207"Heel!"Winona gives you this excited look, wiggling her body as she tries to free the rod from your grasp."Stay! Let go! Get off!"She tries to get a better grip on the rod as you shake it gently."Uh.. go get Big Mac! Go get 'im!"Suddenly, her eyes light up. She lets go of the rod and promptly sprints off around the house. You breathe a sigh of relief out of habit. You take the Twisted Iron Rod up into your hooves, twisting it without effort into a two pronged hook. The rod glows orange at the joints."That's soo cool..." Scootaloo whispers. You swear that you hear Applebloom saying the same thing. You tie one end of the rope around the base of the hook. Carefully, you toss it over the branch. You tug on it gently, watching the branch creak with your strength. The hot part of the hook smokes against the wood. Now, you have the other end of the rope in your hand... you're not sure how to get it up to Applebloom short of trying to throw the light end at her until she catches it.
>>4143293>I'm sorry for losing your letter earlier. I'm not sure if you're bad or good, but I have a feeling deep in my gut (well, where my gut WOULD be) that I can trust you. I want to meet you, tonight or tomorrow. Please.we didn't
>>4143276We did, iirc.
>>4143305META INFO: >I'm sorry for losing your letter earlier.
>>4143318booze count: too damn much
>>4143299META INFO:>handIMMERSION RUINEDsupposed to be hoof, of course
>>4143299applebloom can use some of her bedsheets to make a slingthen we can put one end of the rope in the sling and left her lift it into her room
>>4143305>>I'm sorry for losing your letter earlier...But we did.>>4143299Alright, we're probably on a time limit now that Winona's off bugging Big Mac, so we gotta work fast.I think we should toss the metal end at Applebloom's window, then loop the other end around the branch and use our weight to keep it in place.
>>4143344this
>>4143299Did anyone actually say to throw the hook into the tree?We need to free the hook and throw it through the window.
>>4143299I thought that the plan was to throw the hook over a branch, then throwing the hook up to AB's window where she would hook it onto something and shimmy along the rope to the tree and then climb down somehow.
>>4143339You getting tired? We can stop if you want.
>>4143367>throw the hook over the branch>throw the hook up to AB's windowUh...
>>4143378Throw the hook over the branch so the branch acts as a pulley. The hook would clear the branch and fall to the ground on the other side.
>>4143402And how do we secure the rope to the branch?
>>4143425we're a stone golem. we can weigh the end down
>>4143425It's now looped over, and we hold the trailing end.
>>4143425We loop it around, then stand on it. Or just tie it around us.
Jr how long is the rope?
>>4143344>>4143357>>4143367Thinking a bit clearer, you give the hook a little slack and let the hook set down on the ground. You make sure to stand on the end of the rope coming off the spool, weighing it down. Picking the hook up in your hoof, you nimbly take aim at Applebloom's window. "No! Wait!" Scootaloo warns.Applebloom waves her hooves back and forth. You're confident that this plan is going to work, however, so their warnings are unnecessary. You give the hook a light toss as she dives inside.25% chance of successAgainst all odds, the hook lands and hooks onto the windowsill. It hits with a rather loud clunk and sizzles the paint, but it's up there. You motion for Applebloom to climb on down as fast as she can. Slightly panicked, she secures her saddlebags to her back and drapes a pillowcase over the rope. Taking care to avoid the hot hook, she shimmeys out of the window and slides down the rope.As she speeds towards the tree, she ends up slamming into the side. She lands on the ground, her head spinning slightly. "Gooooood work, Raisin..." She shakes her head. "Awesome! Let's get out of here before Applejack finds us!" Scootaloo whispers as she looks for an escape route.>>4143465GAME INFO: The rope on the spool is approximately 30ft in total length. You just unwound it like a hose, not making any cuts.
>>4143495Woo!Now let's get the fuck out of dodge before people show up.Try to shimmy the hook off of the windowsill and wrap it around us, then head off to... where are we going again?
>>4143495Unhook the hook, head back to the three with it. Once out of sight, detatch it from the rope, bend it back around ourselves, and repack the rope.Then to the clubhouse!
>>4143495>25% success rate>we nail itfuck yea.let's get out of here. around the back of the house!if we try to go back the way we came, we may run into Applejack
>>4143533>ThreeTree.
>>4143495Unhook that hook and get to the clubhouse. Tell the others that we are going to go back to Zecoras to make sure that Applebloom didn't accidentally poison herself when she held the flower bouquet.
>>4143495To the clubhouse!
>>4143530>>4143533>>4143556You let your rear leg off of the rope in hopes that the hook will fall off the windowsill and back to the ground. For some reason, it seems stuck. You think the paint might be holding it in place."Nothing is easy..." You mutter to yourself.Giving the rope a light tug, you hear the windowsill creak and give way as the hook comes tumbling down. The windowsill is still fused to the hook. "Raisin!" Applebloom squeaks. Scootaloo panics, taking off around the house. "Run! This way!"You can hear the front door open. "What the hay was that!? Raisin! Scootaloo!" Winona is barking like nuts, quickly coming back to your position. The sun is just beginning to set as you feel terror overwhelm you."Oh man oh man oh man ohmanohmanohman"
>>4143622Welp, time to break our footwear.
>>4143622>The windowsill is still fused to the hook. Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.Grab that, wrap it around our waist, and hightail it our of there as fast as we can!We gotta hide somewhere. The clubhouse'll be too obvious.Let's head to Zecora's.
>>4143622Grab the rope/hook/windowsill and run.
Man, we should have just let the CMC get a good night's rest for tommorrow's shenanigans, and convinced an adult to accompany us for backup. Ah well.
why didn't we just leave the damn hook where it was
>>4143622Tell them to run ahead to Fluttershy's place. We need to take our shoes off and pack them before we break them.
>>4143692Because it and the rope are both very useful items, and we didn't have anything to seperate the rope from it, unless we wanted to try burning through it with a stompstarter.
>>4143653>>4143682Panicking, you reach down and grab the Grappling Hook + Windowsill and start to book it around the house. You chase after the crimson and purple tails of your two friends, hoping to outrun Applejack and Winona. As your hooves pound into the ground, your shoes sound like they're ready to give.Scootaloo leads the way behind the barn, running towards the apple orchard. Applebloom is close behind. She sounds like she's whining about how much trouble she's going to be in when Applejack catches her. As you run, a sound akin to an explosion reverberates from around your hooves. Your shoes annihilate themselves from the shock of your body impacting the ground. Your light steps have turned into a thunderous, imposing charge. Looking over your shoulder, you see a veritable dust storm pounding up from the worn path behind the barn.Winona seems to have stopped; the dust is agitating her eyes and nose. She gets a sneezing fit. As you think you're in the clear, a brown rope passes through your field of vision."Gotcha!" You hear Applejack shout from behind. You're not sure if she actually roped you, however, as you haven't slowed in the slightest.You thunder along behind the barn and towards the field, Applejack shouting 'Whoa!' and 'Stop!!' from behind you.
>>4143778FASTERNO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN
>>4143778Look behind, make sure we're not hurting Applejack.
>>4143778run a circle around an apple tree and then keep running
>>4143778If you wanted to come with us you could have just asked, y'know!
>>4143778Yell that she has to let go because we need to save the town.>>4143830That will just crush Applejack against the tree.
>>4143839she's an earth pony. she'll be fine
>>4143850I'm more worried we'll just take the tree with us.
>>4143850This is Raisin Quest. Saying she'll be fine is a great way to kill her.
>>4143850like Pinkie was fine?
Keep on trucking.
>>4143793>>4143810>>4143832You realize that you're indeed roped. You look back into the storm of dust behind you and see the blonde maned mare desperately trying to dig her hooves into the ground. She stumbles as you travel over bumps, but she's determined to stop you. She doesn't look nor sound happy in the slightest.Fearing the repercussions and chastisement of stopping, you continue to sprint, taking a detour down one of the farm paths. Your hooves quake the ground under your feet.As you run one of the farm trails through the orchard, you occasionally turn around to see if Applejack is still there. She's climbing the rope up your way, dragging her rear hooves against the ground. She looks pretty irate. "Stop right now! Ah'm not lettin' go! Your mother will be hearin' bout this!"She's getting nearer to you as you take this detour path. You're not sure what she has in mind, but watching her climb closer has got you feeling desperate. There has to be a way to get her off your tail... which she's nearly able to touch.
>>4143912"APPLEBLOOM MIGHT BE POISONED AND WE NEED TO GET HER TO ZECORA'S! WE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MAD!"
>>4143930Do this.Explain about the flowers.
>>4143930Outside of stopping and risking Applejack getting hurt, this seems to be the best idea.
>>4143912>>4143912Use physics!Turn hard. Keep turning until the centripetal force sends her flying.
>>4143930If we're just going to do that why not just tell her we're going to go stop her new boyfriend's nefarious schemes?
>>4143967that would just make her more mad...
>>4143967If we do that we run the risk of her being mad at us for meddling in her personal affairs.
>>4143991>>4143977Something tells me we've fucked ourselves beyond all return in this run.
>>4144010and we were doing so well, up until we decided to yank the hook down...
>>4144010Half the fun of Raisin is seeing things go horribly wrong.
>>4144010How?We're recognized by Celestia herself that we're a big god damn hero. I'm sure we can talk our way out of this.
>>4143930>>4143940>>4143947Applejack is finally up to you now. She grabs on around your neck. "Ya'll stop right now young lady before Ah make ya'll stop!"You think of something really quick. "APPLEBLOOM MIGHT BE POISONED AND WE NEED TO GET HER TO ZECORA'S! WE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MAD!"Suddenly, you hear a "Pardon?!" She can barely hear you over your thunderous charge, but you're sure that she heard all of the keywords."WE NEED TO HELP APPLEBLOOM! SHE MIGHT BE POISONED!"Applejack sounds extremely mad now. "What the HAY are you talkin' bout? Why didn't ya'll mention this when you knocked on the front door?!"You reiterate that you thought she would've been mad. You watch one of her hooves peel back. You're not sure what she's doing, but you just keep running. Suddenly, you see the notable black color of your Twisted Iron Rod spinning around above your head with a white windowsill trapped in it's grasp. You watch it go flying off into the orchard. It wraps around a tree. In a matter of moments, you see Applejack let go and you take off into a wide, airborne arc. With a loud crack, you hear the tree snap in half and crash into the ground. You get buried in a small mound of soil, headfirst. Quickly, you try to right yourself. As soon as you do, Applejack is hovering over you. She's holding a rope in her hoof. She's very mad. "We can do this the easy way... or the hard way."
>>4144010We've gotten the adults more involved than I would have liked, but any estimation of how badly we're screwed is completely without reference until we know exactly what the threat is.This just means we're going to be in trouble with our parents. About the only thing that could actually stop us adventuring at this point is Twilight, I think, and we've already convinced her that trouble might be afoot.Of course, I suppose she could bubble us and go off to explore it herself.
>>4144067"Is the easy way going to Zecora to make sure Applebloom is alright then use paying you four times the cost of the windowsill?"
>>4144067Reiterate the point about the poison.We aren't lying. If "Midnight Widow" means what it sounds like it means, you need to do something to help Applebloom and FAST.
>>4144067What's the easy way ?
>>4144098Holy shit."Is the easy way us going to Zecora with you to make sure Applebloom is alright then us paying you four times the cost of the windowsill?"
>>4144100I suppose this is all we can do.Maybe we can send Scootaloo to get Sweetie so she's not waiting too long.
>>4144180Where is everyone anyways?
>>4144198they're probably at the clubhouse
>>4144147>>4144100>>4144123You lie on your back, hooves curled up to your chest. Your Royal Medallion lays on your chest, reflecting the last rays of sunlight as the sun dips behind the distant mountains. You wish the piercing green eyes of Applejack would follow suit, but it doesn't seem you'll get such luck."Applejack, I'm not lying! This isn't a joke! Applebloom could be in serious trouble!""From who?" The mare doesn't seem to open to talking."She handled a type of flower called 'Midnight Widow'. I think it's deadly poisonous!"Applejack stares at you coldly, not saying a word."Please, we just wanted to help! I got panicked after you and Winona started chasing us! We didn't mean any harm! We didn't want you to know that we were exploring the Everfree by ourselves!"You muster all the sincerity you can possibly place in your stone cold eyes. Applejack rolls her head. "Oh for pete's sake... ah know you girls go to Zecora's all the time. Why'd ya'll think Ah'd get mad over that?" The farmer sets the rope down. "Get up. Your mother is gonna hear bout all this sneakin' round and trouble makin' you've gotten yerself into."You sit on the ground, not sure what to do. "B-but... what about the poi-"Applejack stamps her hoof. "Now, lil' miss! We'll discuss that later!"
>>4144242"Fine.""But we only have until midnight."
>>4144242And here's the point where we lose too much time, get totally fucked, and reload.
>>4144242Tell her that Applebloom only has until midnight if we are right. If we don't act fast she will die. We weren't even to get that flower for Zecora, we just went above and beyond because our stoney body makes us immune to poison.
GAME INFO: Hey, I think we're all getting pretty tired at the moment. Do you guys want to pick up next session right here? It may be good for you guys to be fresh when trying to talk with AJ.
>>4144364Fine with me
>>4144364Probably not a bad idea.
>>4144364Are we close to game over?
>>4144364Yeah, maybe.I'm sorry for making bad decisions
>>4144364Good idea.
>>4144364works for mewe should have just left the hook...
>>4144364How-Fucked-Are-We Report pls
>>4144413Don't worry. We know next time we can just remove the love letter from AB's inventory and avoid this whole debacle.
>>4144389META INFO: Far from. You guys may think you're not doing okay, but nothing has been ruined or 'set in stone', so to say.All you guys need to do is continue, really. Not that much has really happened yet anyhow.Also, good on the Anon that suggested mentioning the poisoning to AJ. That has given you guys some good leverage.>>4144399META INFO: The only bad decision or idea is one that isn't mentioned. The more ideas you guys have to work with, the more brainpower is working together to solve the mystery. No matter what you contribute, a thought is a thought. It has beneficial value to your fellow questers.>>4144413META INFO: You guys are diligent. I think it's only natural you'd try to rescue the hook.Running from one of the fastest rodeo ponies in Equestria, though...>>4144425META INFO: Up above. You guys are good; a few things may not have went quite as well as they could have, but you're nowhere near a >ded raisin...or any >ded team....besides possibly Applebloom. Possibly.
Also, I just noticed that this thread wasn't filled with pone yet, so here's some Raisin for good measure. You guys rockAlso, when do you guys want to try another session? I'm up for whenever. A couple days from now? Tuesday, Wednesday? What sounds good?
>>4144466So, next session when?
>>4144531I have late classes on Wednesday. Maybe Tuesday?
>>4144466>...besides possibly Applebloom. PossiblyAha! Confirmation!Thanks for the session again Jr. An angry Applejack is a scary thing.
>>4144531Tuesday sounds good
>>4144544I could do Tuesday.
>>4144531Either of those days seem good to me.
>>4144544If we do Tuesday, can we start an hour later?
>>4144544>>4144553>>4144559>>4144560>>4144573>>4144587Alright guys, Tuesday it is. We'll aim for then and adjust schedules as required. So far, this has been a pretty fun quest. I hope you guys are able to figure things out before a potential cataclysm turns Equestria into a ashy wasteland.Good luck and good night; we'll convene Tuesday.And yes, we could start an hour later. Not a problem on my end.
>>4144600>I hope you guys are able to figure things out before a potential cataclysm turns Equestria into an ashy wasteland.FO:E pls
>>4144615>FO:EOh god that actually feels gross to type...You'll see... it ain't anything that uncreative/badly crossed over.
>>4144600Can't wait.I'm half hoping we die once just to see the horrifically brutal things little Raisin will be subjected to
>>4144600>tuesday>hour later>classes startingSo this is what it feels like.
>>4144600>I hope you guys are able to figure things out before a potential cataclysm turns Equestria into a ashy wasteland.If past quests have been any indication, hahaha nope.Raisin's special talent seems to be finding things out by ramming headfirst into them.
