Old thread: >>4131260
why 404?
>rape
Too slow.
>>4133931There was no other thread, you liar.Stop lying you terrorist.
http://www.livestream.com/tesstimeROCKY 4 GUYS
And that was such a nice marker, too.
i'm sick you guyspost some pones to cure me
>you will never the prettiest colt
>>4133958there was a thread that went 404
>go on Tumblr>see this>over 150 notes and countingTumblr pls stop being so gullible.
>>4133960I'm not watching that disgusting ant-Russia propaganda
>thread gets deleted because some anon was bitching
OP of the pet thread here, just want to say that I didn't delete it, I don't know what happened.
>>4133980Sure thing
>>4133798>>4133799Why did thread die before I could even congratulate Smile?
take your favorite pone to the moviesy/n
>Butthurt janitors
>two generalsYOU FUCKING GUYS
>>4134000Because you're getting slow, Isaac.
Ice Pack's original name was going to be Black Mast.
>>4133994Hacksaw Mcgraw is janitor
DWEEBS
>>4133982;_;
>>4133994Apparently there's a janitor who's mad at us.It's been happening pretty often lately
>>4133987>filly lyra and her semester report on humans and other creatures (but mostly humans)
>>4134000The thread was made by an anus.
>>4134001Pinkie would be an elditrich abomination at the moviesno
>>4134020
>>4133989why wouldn't you just go check on her dA and be like, hey this doesn't exist
>>4133989oh faust you.
>>4134028He still looks like a dog.So I guess he can be best pet.
>>41340072THREADLOL2THREAD
>>4134028 hereI think I'm gonna stop posting pip, I looked on e621 and it's depressing how much of it is straight up some cry grade pedoshota
threads 404 you stupid cunts.>now post something that will make my hatred ever stronger for you. seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
happy birthday anon
>>4134041>Bronies>Tumblr bronies
y rnt u drawng?
I'm trying to enjoy GW2 but all I've seen so far is grindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrindgrind
>>4134028We Pip now?
>>4134055It's not my birthday you dumb pink horse
>>4133996Look how tiny that snout is. MLP 3D MODELERS TAKE NOTICE
>>4134067Then you're doing something wrong
>>4134056you're right, that was silly of me
fucking firefox update, I miss being able to right click and picking a board
>>4134052Chill out broheim.
>>4134067welcome to every MMO everalthough i don't understand why a f2p MMO would do that, there doesn't seem to be anything in it for the developers
>>4134077No, that is what the game is
>>4134063>y rntbatman have you been drinking?
>>4134090
>>4134094No, you're doing something wrong if you have to grind at allyou get EXP for literally everything
>>4134077Teach me how to then
>>4134052I think this might just be one of our own guys.Actually, it is with 95% probability, one of our own.
>>4134017GG considered several names.
>>4134067Why would you get an MMO if you don't want to grind? Get back to grinding or you'll be too far behind you'll have to pay to win anything.
Who is the sluttiest stallion?
>>4134114It's one of the worst forced memes in recent history
>>4134129>A spammer who posts this in EVERY thread of the board.>"Memes."
https://images.4channel.org/f/src/Rarity.swf
If Pinkie were to offer you some Love Potion #9, what would you do ?
>>4134100Oh, no shit thanks for indirectly telling me that it's sarcasmPlease, tell me more like how water is wet or how lasers can burn your eyes
>>4134114I don't know, he posts in the FE thread too. he must be a really cool guy
>>4134127Mr. Cake. He has a degradation fetish and sneaks away from his happy family life to be used and abused by all the Stallions he can find in Canterlot. They ridicule his country bumpkin voice and look while using his ass and mouth mercilessly
>>4134063What should I draw Bamham?
>start college on monday>FORGOT TO GET A PARKING PERMITGOD, FUCK IT ALL
>>4134143I hope I don't kiss a cop.
>>4134127>>4134127Blueblood. Went up to a random mare he didnt even know after giving her sex eyes.
>>4134140>Posting the raw version.
>>4134139It's a minimeme
>>4134159>not walking briskly to college
>>4134127bigmaccoveredinbitches.jpg
>>4134159>What are bicycles>What are motorized bicycles>What are mopedsYou have yourself to blame.
>>4134140So SuperDeepThroat with ponies?
>>4134140slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
>>4134159Hah I didn't get one for a whole year, just parked in a nearby 24 hour grocery store. Just gotta park in different spots
Have you done your 100 pushups today, MLPG?
>>4134213Should I do that every day? How would push ups fit into a AxBxCxx schedule?
>>4134154What if Mrs. Cake found out? She seems pretty open and accepting, even despite her midwestern middleaged voice. Would she offer to degrade and dominate him at home, saving him the time and effort?
>>4134159>start college on monday>only one class actually at the college
>>4134213I just got up to thirteen motherfucker
>>4134213No, but does my short two mile walk count.
>>4134229>New headcanon for why Mr. Cake is so pussywhipped
>>4134213>Push-ups>Real exercisepfft
>>4134159LGTSS>you>start class on tuesday>no car>no permits to worry about>calm>cool>collected
>>4134213I did 50 because I feel like absolte shit today
>>4134159>in high school>get parking permit>realize I can't actually get my license until 2 months from nowit's not that bad, anonyou don't have to mooch off your friends to even get to school
>>4134196>What is a 20 mile drive
>>4134227Do you have access to a gym?
>>4134144Okay then, what looks like half apple?
>>4134179Is there another version?
>>4134261>not just doing 100 pushups & 2 mile walk/run everyday>paying for a gym membership
>>4134285Appactually that was a lame one. oh well
>>4134271>commutingdo you even real college experience?
>you will never reclaim the luck you had drawing your first pony
>>4134271>Having to drive 20 miles to collegeYou really only have yourself to blame. Seriously.
>>4134294>Cardio every day>Push-ups every day>Not having a home gymPfffthahaha
>>4134316>implying you don't just stay in your dorm all the time
>>4134316It's a community college. I'm still working full time.And no, it's not a complete shitpile rats-nest CC, either. The vast majority of students in the area take two years here and then transfer in to UT.
>>4134316Fuck your shitty "real college experience."
>>4134271>>What is a 20 mile drive
>>4134335>Not being a poorfag
>>4134332... for? if I wanted to pay $1,500 a month renting an apartment right next to the campus, I would.
>>4134316>wanting to live in a dorm
>>4134294You need to lift and do pushups, anonBuy some freeweights, a stereo, and a fan to make yourself an exercise room if you don't want to pay for a gym.
>>4134272>Do you have access to a gym?No. I just have a small set of weights and a bench out back.
>>4134337;_;
>>4134271Surely renting a small room would be cheaper than driving that far?
can we fetish guys? If not here, perhaps in the old thread?
RIDERS OF BERK NIGGAS, CHECK IT OUT.Episode onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1dN10-LGZw&feature=relatedEpisode 2http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_278637&feature=iv&src_vid=c1dN10-LGZw&v=pEtGgGSqkKw
>>4134331>Drew one good picture>haven't drawn anything nearly as good sincefuck
>>4134371Would you let fluttershy sit on your face and fart?
>>4134369>$10 each way (assuming 20 MPG and parking that comes out to $2/day)>means you can live closer to where you're working and maybe even just with your parents, effectively for free
>>4134359Invest in either a gym membership or an olympic barbell and plates. In the mean time, you can improvise.Is your bench a good bench that can safely hold a good deal of weight?
>>4134331>luck you had drawing your first ponynigga, my first pony looked awful
>>4134385I'm not a fart fetishist, so no unless I didn't have a say in the matter
>>4134356but I don't want to lift
>>4134371Get your faggot ass back in the old thread.
>>4134353>1,500 for rentIs America this shitty? I pay 750 for my place. Different currencies, sure, but that can't be more than 850 American.
>>4134372OH MY GOD YES
>>4134339>The vast majority of students in the area take two years here and then transfer in to UT.Presuming you mean the good one, anonymous, it's a great school. Good luck.
>>4134385hell fucking no
>>4134386>each wayI meant day.
>>4134401Hey back off, I'm helping an anon with his quest to get fit in the old thread
>>4134393first
>>4134402>What are cities?
>>4134400you will feel better after doing it, trust mein fact im posting right now just waiting for my food to digest so i can go lift
>>4134402The defining characteristic is RIGHT NEXT TO CAMPUS. THATS what makes it expensive.
>>4134386I forgot that gas was dirt cheap in America
Guys I need a quick request to do myself break from drawing. Break from drawing to doodle something. BRILLIANT IDEA DRAWING NEVER STOPS>>4134372...or should I just doodle toothless?
>>4134402It's collage. Price goes up regardless.
>>4134418What are cities?
>>4134396Of course you don't, she will just pin you down, mount your face, and release her butt perfume.
>>4134419>Lifting on SaturdayShit nigger what are you doing?
>>4134372>>4134403
>>4134390>Is your bench a good bench that can safely hold a good deal of weight?Yeah, it's an actual bench. It's kind of relaxing to lift in the backyard. The days are so nice lately. I'll take breaks and read on my um, "sitting bench" that I have.
>>4134427The tax deduction assumption for travel is 55 cents a mile, so actually it'd come to like $20/day. But yeah.
>>4134434And wink in my face.
>>4134430DRUGUNSDRAW DRUGUNS
>>4134436I panned the schedule over to tues/thurs/sat for some reason this week and if I wait until tommorow I can't do mon/wed/fri next week
When is Tremors?
>>4134430Pregnant Twilight. NOT FETISHY!
>>4134442Alright, good. Invest in an olympic barbell and plates. Two 45's, two 35's, two 25's, and two 10's should be enough to start. You can even go less than that.
>>41344667PM PDT. Just over an hour from now.
>>4134419But I already feel better after running, more awake, more aware... how's lifting going to improve that?
>>4134430Pinkie and Ms. Fortune shenanigans
>>4134486It'll do the same thing, but better.You don't have to lift, though.
>>4134485Nice, thank you
>>4134434Would she insult me? Would she grind her dripping pussy against my lips until I gave in and began obediently pleasuring her? Would she occasionally "accidentally" squish my package with her hoof, just to hear my moans of fear and pain?
>>4134486you will understand when you look in the mirror after doing it for a while
God damn 4chan. I remember when AJ related suggestions were up there.
Is Raisin Quest tonight ?
>>4134453she will wink so hard on your nose you won't be able to breathe
>>4134510
>>4134496>>4134505but my muscles being so stiff isn't all that great, I feel like shit
>>4134510>Hitler did nothing wrongOh god why did I laugh?
>>4134510Aw c'mon that name would get you big press, pepsi
>>4134522>>4134510Hahaha yeah, someone linked the votation here, I voted for Applejack too
>>4134510>hitler did nothing wrongok that's actually hilarious
>>4134510>hitler did nothing wronghahaha
>>4134510>>4134522this is actually kind of funny
>>4134529That stops pretty quickly.And sometimes when you go extra hard, you learn to appreciate the stiffness.
>>4134331>>4134384shit do I know that feel
>>4134551OUT.
>http://30minchallenge.tumblr.com/post/30207582574/tonights-challenge-you-have-60-minutes-toI'm honestly curious as to how terrible this challenge will be.
>>4134456
>>4134570Why do I find the concept of macaroni and cheese so disgusting?
>>4134570>You have 60 minutes to create a pony based on Macaroni and Cheese!This should be goodd
>>4134590Because you're a filthy europoor?
>>4134590Yeah, noodles and cheese just don't work together.
did Lk ever draw a chubby Saffron?
>>4134570>30minchallenge.tumblr>you-have-60-minutes-to
Have you masturbated to ponies today, MLPG?I know I have
So, Raisin Quest and Celestia Quest when?I've been out of the loop.
>>4134590Because ponies based on melted cheese are inherently disgusting.
>>4134585
>>4134559Don't even start
>>4134618shit
>>4134618Yep!Twice.
>>4134618not yeti may though
DJ Acid's artist tries her hand at Nightmare Moon.
>>4134618I have had no sex drive ever since she rejected me.
>>4134620>everyone jumping on the waifu quest wagon>implying Celestia quest won't be constantly harshly compared to Aspirant's ones even if it is better, and will be forever in its shadow as a result
Impromptu Draw Challenge!You must draw your second favorite pony figuring out human technology!You have 15 minutes from now!
>>4134641It's fucking horrible
>>4134641Hideous. Much like Acid.
>>4134631We could all say the same to you
>>4134618Yeah, Early this morning during Lunaquest.
>>4134641This hits my Amazonian women fetish right in the bullseye! I can dig it.
>>4134474...but now I'm just doodling. You sound like you care a lot about that so ok. I'll try to get deeper in topic later. I'll check how should anatomy properly work and I promise you to do this one more. It's kind of strange but pushes me in some direction.>>4134495>Humanoid anatomyWE MEET AGAIN. Here I goooo.
>>4134597inb4 sekrit cool kids club but...uuhhh what? Are food ponies just now catching on or is this no fun allowed for us anymore?
>>4134652Dooks did you get rid of that tumblr that revolved around drawing a miniature horse based on a given piece of music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c0gqPBx8BE#t=209shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bmXybzYvA#t=18910s
>>4134618Since sunrise? No. In the last 24 hours? Yes.Great Lunaquest session~
>>4134652>You must draw your second favorite pony figuring out human technology!That's pretty hard for a drawing challenge
>>4134669>LunaquestSo does she have a hymen or not?
>>4134641Yawn.
>>4134676Yeah, it didn't got as much attention and people up to make the challenge, so I just erased it.
>>4134641Why in the holy fuck is she so huge? I know understanding fetishes isn't exactly easy but what the fuck guys, how is macro sexy at all? Is it because it's mostly associated with shit tier vore fetishism?
>>4134618Just then
>>4134693That's where the "challenge" begins!
>mfw seeing GG make Princess Bitch porn
>>4134693I've seen far harder
>>4134696It wasn't explicitly stated, but she hadn't had intercourse before, so if you want it to be there, it was.
>>4134498Of course, she would call your her little fart sniffer and make you lick her wet pussy, winking hard while your tongue is doing it's work, squishing it. All while she stomps her hooves on your package.
>>4134678this was the shit when I was a kidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIP_WOdafM
>>4134696She's a horse.I don't know.
>>4134724Oh god I was kidding.How awful.
>>4134678we already went through this yesterday
>>4134722Princess Bitch?
>>4134650Oi, you, shut up.It's gonna be good and likely more challenging than whatever I can put together.>forever in its shadowThat's a load of shit too. When it's good, it'll stand on its own damn legs and be recognized as such.That, and I'm not certain it's straight waifuing. So stop making assumptions.
>>4134722>mfw seeing GG make Princess Bitch pornAre you fucking for real?
>>4134570They're getting really desperate for ideas.
>>4134722>A character created specifically for porn>OH GOD SHE'S IN PORN, I'M OUTI can't even tell when I'm being trolled anymore.
>>4134641Other than the giant breasts, it looks all right to me.
>>4134746There is a reason I said "even if" you knowThings like this always go the same way.
>>4134722oh no not porn
>>4134678Sounds like Rainbow Dash trying to immitate a boy's voice.
>>4134706That's not macro, she's only 9 feet tall.And don't insult my size-difference fetish by tying it to vore, goddammit.
>>4134743>not knowing who princess bitch isnigga please
>>4134770If it's better then I don't see how it would be harshly compared to things worse than it. That's idiocy.
>>4134763>>4134749>>4134743If GG made a children's book, I think Gilou and the green one would work well. But the porn past might haunt them.
>You will never be a colt>Stallion will never fuck your assgod damn it.
>>4134799Because it suffers from being the one that came second. Of course it's idiocy, but it happens in almost everything.
This HTTYD cartoon is actually pretty great
>>4134652>Started>gave up after first line
>>4134810lel we're all gay here rite
>>4134765The feet, or hooves rather, need some work and the gauntlets are wonky as fuck.
>>4134805People have said stuff like this to him before, but he points out that Shel Silverstein got his career started writing for Playboy.But then again, that was before the internet.
>>4134810sounds good to me
>>4134830>>4134826>DaytimeGuess I'll just have to wait a few hours, then.
>>4134706I guess it has to do with power and dominance/submission, since those seem to be the root of many fetishes.
>>4134791>9 ftDoesn't sound like much, but man does it look huge on paper.
>>4134810If you draw a cock on this it's basically what you want
>>4134805>>4134829There's also the whole Invader Zim/JTHM thing.
>>4134618Almost
>>4134815Well I have faith that when it ends up being better, whether overall or in certain aspects, it will be recognized for that.
>>4134829>People have said stuff like this to him before, but he points out that Shel Silverstein got his career started writing for Playboy.Playboy was pretty high brow back then. Was Shel writing porn stories or (more likely) high brow stories and commentary? If so, then there's no stigma in that. >But then again, that was before the internet.Correct. He's probably ruined his future.
>finally get around to watching CromartieShit's bananas yo.
>>4134805actually I don't think a curvy goblin with freckled titties who gets raped constantly would make a good children's book character
>>4134830second
>>4134856>There's also the whole Invader Zim/JTHM thing.How so?
>>4134838I'm here all night. D'oh well!
>>4134838>I'm not homo>WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT TILL LATER THENI'm here all day faggot, have a little consideration for us normalfags in the thread every fucking once and a while.
>>4134866Well, minus the rape thing.A mean goblin who goes on adventures and is bitchy to everyone she meets and fails spectacularly at everything while always making off with some bauble so that she can consider everything a victory? Hell yes.Also more of the mind control cyclops pls
>>4134888>I'm here all day (...) us normalfagsuh
>>4134888>getting this mad over a gay anonYou saying you're a homophobe, son?
>>4134866She gets raped? I don't know. You could just write something about them interacting. Gilou is a great foil for Princess bitch. Just add a real plotline, some drama.
>>4134866Nonsense, the kids would love it.
>>4134862>Was Shel writing porn stories or (more likely) high brow stories and commentary? If so, then there's no stigma in that. He wrote (and drew) stories about sex and titties and stuffOne of his most famous pieces was about a town where all the women started going topless because it was good for business>>4134862>Correct. He's probably ruined his future.I'm not too worried
>>4134888>A NORMALFAG DESERVES RESPECT
>tfw I realize this is the kind of shit bronies lap up like dogs>tfw I still like it because of the twidash undertones
>>4134888Hey, if I have to wade through farts and hollow sounds and vore and foodscat, maybe you'll just have to deal with some guys getting fucked in the ass.besides, you didn't seem to mind last night.
>>4134906>What is the weekend?>what is a deskjob at work?
>>4134871Jhonen made JTHM before he made Zim, and the former is pretty damned extreme compared to the latter. Just saying that a comic series based on grisly murder, a psychotic main character, and 2deep4u messages didn't bar him from making a children's cartoon.
>>4134922>wants to start some gay discussion maybe, it's hard to tell with that post?>no one wants to>wow fuck daytime i'll be back later when all the cool kids will be gay with meNo, next time try to initiate something with a little more effort
>>4134948What is a weekend?
>>4134866>>4134805>>4134898>>4134915How about this. Princess is like, an actual Goblin Princess. Gilou is kind of an outsider who does their own thing. Princess doesn't like princess life and goes on adventures with Gilou. It practically writes itself.
>>4134948I don't know what either of those are
>>4134959Anon pls be gay with me
YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO DRAW DJ ACIDREADY SET GO
>>4134965If I went that route I'd probably just make fresh characters
>>4134862>Playboy was pretty high brow back then.Playboy might have hired Norman Mailer and interviewed Jimmy Carter, but that doesn't mean that the housewives and moralizing blowhards of America would give it or its writers/artists a pass, anonymous.
>>4134965We could name it Generic Girls TV Show!
>>4134981I did the best I could...
>>4134665>weI don't have my tablet right now or I would practice with you all
>>4134959I was referring to the indifference to being fucked in the ass as "daytime" in a half-joking manner. I'm still going to hang around, and I'll avoid talking about gay sex for a couple hours, and try again later. Are you so assdamaged that I acknowledged there aren't any anons that want to be gay with me and decided to stow it for now?
>>4134864>mfwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SLloqnUdg
>>4134981K
>>4134652>tfw can't choose who is my second favorite pony
>>4135017>DashYou are dead to me Smile.
>>4134620I would gave started the quest earlier, but there didn't seem to be much interest in it.I might just do it anyway and forget the amount of anons in there.
>>4134965How about Princess just has pretentions of being a princess but is just a huge bitch with delusions?
>>4135006I am curious as to what gave you the impression that I was assdamaged. Seems like a normal post to me. Are you projecting, anon?
Requesting Daring Do.
>>4135035You picked a rough night, I think Rasin and Rennee are on tonight
>>4134989>Judging something based on the reactions of the religious rightNuts to them. Playboy was highbrow. It tried to be classy.
>>4135034But she's a perfectly fine pony.
>>4135042Not that guy, but I'm guessing it was the angry and condescending tone of your post.
>>4135057Renne isn't tonight. Wednesdays.
>>4135035You should.Even if you start with just a few participants, if it's good it'll gain more as they talk about it to other people in the threads.Also picking a night that doesn't have Raisin Quest going on is a good choice.
>>4135034B- But my second favorite pony is the other five.
>>4135057I've tried for a few days to find a decent night and there's always something going on, so I don't really know what to do.
>>4135068NO.I DON'T WANT THAT.
>>4135085Is there anything tomorrow? Or Monday?
>>4135072>Not that guyMmhm, sure. I'm sorry it came across that way
>>4135035You picked a rough time to start.A significant amount of quests are going on at the moment. I do want to see it have a healthy amount of interest, but starting tonight might not be the best choice.
>>4135067>Judging something based on the reactions of the religious rightNo, anonymous. Read closer -- I was giving you the masses' impression of the magazine. More importantly, I was commenting on the implication of what I was responding to: Namely that Playboy's (supposed) image as "high-brow" would mean that no one would bat an eye at a former artist for it moving to children's literature.>It tried to be classy.That doesn't actually mean it was high-brow. It was largely trash, with a few exceptions. At the end of the day it was a porno mag with a few pieces of interesting writing or journalism thrown in.But "I read it for the articles" was a joke in your parents' (grandparents'?) time, too, anonymous, and for good reason.
>>4135085Just do it tonight. Raisin and I imagine your quest take a while between postsDouble quests nig
>>4135068>Filename.Really?
>That feel when you've got to stay up for 30 something hours to fix your sleep scheduleGuess I'm in for the long long
>>4135147I can sympathize, I've been there before sir.Best of luck to ye.
>>4134495I never was able to master art of doodling. I'm either too slow or too sloppy... fuck
>>4135068YeahPerfectly DUMB
>>4135111In a couple of weeks Sunday and Mondays won't be all that convenient for me.>>4135139I suppose I could. Perhaps the anons that will be participating if I do do the quest tonight could reply to this post and I can judge if the quest will go well enough with limited numbers. If I get more than 4 questers I'll just do it.
>>4135147Or you could exercise so you're tired enough to fall asleep
>>4135147>fall asleep in the afternoon for 8 hours>fuck it even harder
>>4135111As far as I know there's nothing going on tomorrow.I believe the current schedule is:Luna Quest - Friday/SaturdayRaisin Quest - DependsRenne Quest - WednesdayWind Breaker Quest - Friday/Saturday
>>41351699/10 would like on facebook
>>4134724so that she hadn't had intercourse WAS stated? I got to find this thing, awkward sex talk with luna, yess
>>4135189Well I'll be samefagging throughout the whole thing so I count as two
>>4135190>Exercising on a rest day>Implying exercise gets you tired
>>4135169This is kinda cute, good job
>>4135209>so that she hadn't had intercourse WAS stated? I got to find this thing, awkward sex talk with luna, yessNo, just sex with Luna. No words really.
>>4135209She was drunk at the time. The exact question was "have you kissed anyone else" and her response was "not like she had with us."That implies that she hadn't gone any further than that either.
>Cousin is sleeping at my house>Spare bed in my room that he's in>He is a daywalker so he wanted to go to bed>My PC is in my room so I go downstairs to continue on a laptop>Now I want to draw>And all I have is a shitty EeePC touchpad with a busted click that doesn't work half the time>And only WinXP version of MS Paint to do it onThis sucksThis sucks a lot you guys
>>4135189Here
>>4135253That's really interesting bro
>>4135089>>4135140Thousands and thousands of tickles.>>4135173wait that makes no sense she is perfectly capable of speech
>>4135169hah, that's cute
Anyone remember what time the movie is for tomorrow? I keep forgetting and missing it.Speaking of, what are we watching anyway?
Alright, Jr here.Just letting you guys know that Raisin Quest should be happening tonight, pending all of our questers are fired up and ready to continue their investigation/figure out what's going on.We'll start in about 20-25 minutes. Let me get the lengthy summary put together and we'll get goin'.
>>4135282>she is perfectly capable of speechUNFORTUNATELY
>>4135292What day is "tomorrow" where you are?
>>4135297Motha fuckin stone grapes
>>4135297aw yiss
>>4135282She's a good pony and I still ship her with Pinkie>2010 pls stay.
>>4135315>>4135317ahahahaha
>>4135310My bad. I keep losing track of time. Monday, I mean.I really should get some sleep.
>>4135310Just default to 4chan time, I doubt anyone would be pedantic enough to consider 2am GMT really Monday for example. If he was Australian he would have clarified
>>4135315>>4135317Hahaha you guys...
>>4135201>LQ Friday/SaturdayThe Saturday was a one time thing, at least as far as I know.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmlMonster girls. And GG is actually updating it and answering questions instead of ignoring it.
>>4135315>>4135317
>>4135248AlsoThis was said in the morning probably 12 hours before Qanon and Luna had sex.
>>4135241Yeah, there weren't really words involved since she was a bit too tipsy for words after a point.That point probably being between "To my chambers, quickly," and when we started playing with her wings.
>>4135320What is so 2010 about it? they're very compatible
>>4135241damn that sucks. so you write out your actions? I would feel so silly, like with femrover
>>4135353What kind of reaction is that?
>>4135335Wait holy shit, it's SaturdayI-I skipped work on yesterday, I thought it was SaturdayHoly shit how disconcerting
>>4135201>Wind Breaker Quest - Friday/SaturdayNo quest tonight. I'm at a firends Next week will probably be two days baring furture problemss
>>4134522>come back to computer>this is the first thing I seeMy sides are gone
>>4135297Where is the previous part? I need to catch up.
>>4135364>"To my chambers, quickly," brought me too close to bursting point.I had to slow down so I could actually read the smut.
>>4135355your name is pronounced like Conan? that is so funny
>>4135372thiswasmychestitwasmadeforme.gifThat kind
>>4135320>rainbowpiemah nigga
>>4135386You questers are creepy
>>4135368PinkieDash and TwiDash were the first big ships in 2010.PinkieDash lost popularity in 2011 when Fall Weather Friends happened.
>>4135386Really?
>>4135377>firends>furture>problemssSB, please drink less.
>>4135411>2010but that's wrong, newfag
>>4135407that's what happens when you include sex
>>4135411>first big ships in 2010.HornKicker would like a word
>>4135407WELCOME TO THE MLPG
>>4135377>>4135416Disregard this, drink more, post more
>>4135440I'M DRUNK BETTER SHITPOST
>>4133987I don't get it. What's the pictured dish?
>>4135425Don't remind me.Someday it'll go back to innocent cute things, with like, kissing and holding hand/hoof being the big thing.Someday.
>>4135440I love it when Scrubs starts posting. They are usually quite well written, but as time goes on they gradually get worse and worse.It's hilarious.
>>4135424>He wasn't here when Griffon the Brush Off aired.>laughingmantis.jpg
>>4135454>Aspirant calling his questers creepyYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS
>>4135428>twijack>big shipMy sides.
>>4135454why not a nonsexual quest?
>>4135460You couldn't be any more wrong. Do you even remember the pilots? Applejack x Twi got a fuckton of fuel right off the bat
>that feel when home-made al pastor and pico de galloWhat's for dinner MLPG?
>>4135428>HornKicker would like a wordWait, are you talking about Applejack and Twilight? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>4135460PinkieDash didn't start getting shipped after Griffon the Brush OffIt wasn't until January 2011
Someone told me there's a girl out thereWith love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
>>4135482>Implying TwiDash was not the first big ship thanks for that mud scene.
>>4135485 costco chocolate muffins
>>4135482It didn't.
>>4135320I always want more pairing scenes in the show and I'm kind of disappointed there hasn't more pranking with the two.
>>4135488>not liking TwiJack>any yearWhat the fuck is wrong with YOU?
>>4135485Nothing. Out of food.
>>4135428>>4135469>in skype during HWE airing>afterwards, guy is going on about how he's happy that the animators went back to fueling TwiJack>"What do you mean?">"Did you see how close they were standing next to each other?"
>>4135485eggs, even if they are expensive
>>4135518>in skype during HWE airingStopped reading there.
>>4135498>implying it wasn't disregarded because Dash only lasted ten secondsWorst horse>>4135503It was the very first interaction between Twilight and the mane 6 and thus the first ship. Throwing a massive party with all the relatives when they first meet? AJ was hungering for some book nerd vag
>>4135454>kissing>holding hand/hoofEww, what a deviant.
>>4135485Burgers. Went with the lazy option because I just finished helping a friend move his entire 3 bedroom, 2 bath house for 8 hours of lifting.Too damn tired.
>>4135518okay you seethis is where shipping gets ridiculous, when you think the actual show is pushing ships
>>4135485>tacos al pastor UNF
>>4135518Ha. Wonder what he thought about that guy Twilight was standing a little closer than usual to in TLR.
>Shipping discussion.This is my old MLPG, the one I love.
>>4135535>It was the very first interaction between Twilight and the mane 6 and thus the first shipNope everyone shipped Twi with Dash after the mud scene.
>>4135531Skype chat, I should specify. I would not want to talk with idiots with voice during an episode.
>>4135536How vanilla~
>>4135485>>4135542>tfw I'll never get to taste foreign cuisine
>>4135518Why the fuck were you in a skypecall when watching an episode? That is sacrilege.
>>4135465>implying I'm Aspirant
THE ARISTOCRATS
>>4135552Ugh stop killing the joke, Buzz Killington.
>>4135556all my fetishes are super vanilla...
>>4135561>>>4135553
>>4135570Comedy gold anon.
>>4135560It's shit anyway
>>4135569>Pinkie Pie is now Bob Sagat
>>4135542I had Fish 'n' Chips today because I'm currently in Britain Jealous?
>>4135485Meatloaf.It was pretty good, surprisingly.
>>4135547Agreed.And is it wrong if I'm curious about the history of MLP shipping? It would seem like an interesting thing to read about.
>>4135560But Mexican food is gross
>>4135577See, everyone else was satirising shipping, but you on the other hand...
>>4135591f-fuck you ;_;
>>4135591>I'm currently in BritainNo, I am not.
>>4135600would you let fluttershy sit on your face after she ate mexican food?
>>4135582>Pinkie Pie partied and hugged a girl in 1990
>>4135573Tell me about them, anon.
>>4135591>currently in BritainWhere are you from originally?
>>4135603It is really, really nice actually. I see why the Britfags go mad over it
>>4135602>satirising
>>4135485all I've had to eat today is a bagel...
A ship that is truly sunk is the Sweetieloo.It never had a chance and was made of wet newspaper.
>>4135569Make a joke about how Princess Celestia's rule is killing the Equestrian Economy, Pinkie.
BREAKING NEWS
>>4135615No. I actually have good fetishes, anon.
>be in US>get real tacos al pastorPick one. Go to Mexico and get it made PROPERLY. Damn health codes getting in the way of good food.
>>4134794being a tumblr browser
>>4135622India
>>4135633I sort of want to gain control over Fausts dA account.
>>4135625What kind of reaction is that?
>>4135573I'm not really into the sex in the DateQuests for erotic reasons, I just like it when they go all the way because of love.Lovers being comfortable with each other makes me happy.
How the Holy Hell do I switch back to regular view from this?
>>4135492I'm not sure, man, I got in here by the end of 2010 and there was already a lot of PinkieDash art and discussion about this.
>>4135644>tumblr>implying she wasn't in MLPG for a good couple of weeks
>>4135621Sex with hats on
>>4135645When do you go back?
>>4135657That is exactly how I feel about it.So when that one anon got his panties in a bunch about how "nothing erotic is happening in an erotic quest," I couldn't help but simultaneously laugh and shake my head.
>>4135663>neil armstrongs everywhere>FAT NINJAS
>>4135621My biggest fetish is making a girl feel at bliss. Seeing her writhing in delight, gasping for air, satisfying her so completely that she can't even get up...all that fetish stuff will never get my motor running quite like the idea of passionate vanilla lovemaking
>>4135675Oh that anon was immensely autistic, wasn't he?
>That feel when you'll be too old for wild robot-assisted sex when augmentations become standard>That feel when you'll probably never be able to replace your dick with a horsecock
Tremors stream begins in 5 minutes! Come watch!http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242
>>4135675I think the fact that so many people were there for any other reason was surprising. I guess I didn't appreciate how lonely some people are or something
>>4135633HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP
>>4135651>>4135633>Take control of her DA>Post a serious long post about how disgusted she is with the fandom>Watch the insuing shit storm
>>4135684Is there a Neil Armstrong pony?
>went to tumblr>browsing the MLP tag>several posts about the fake screencap from Lauren Faust what is it about that fucking site that generates drama over stupid shit so easily?
>>4135693>You will never suck a dick and be rewarded with all the delicious candy semen you can drink
>>4135663>3,597 messagesHoly mother in heaven that's a lot. Are you mega popular or something?
>>4135698It's the juiciest one yet.
>>4135716>Autism
>>4135690I am sort of jealous, if my sexuality was more vanilla then I'd probably be a normal person.
>>4135684>yfw the artist's name is TheAmericanDream
>>4135690Mah nigga>>4135696I know, right?It's a waifu quest. There's more to waifuing than wanting to bang the shit out of someone 24/7, though I'm sure that comes up some time.
>>4135631Celestia may be a nice ruler and all, but when it comes to her rule involving economics, she very rairly {spoiler]aligns
>>4135663>>4135725>Lauren Faust browses DA
>>4135716Dont try to change it, we like fuckign with them.
>>4135743LK pls stram
>>4134159Late response but... don't care. You think that sucks, really? Seriously nigga, you have it bad? there's a fucken hurricane coming the day before i start power will be cut off FPL a bunch of lazy probably won't fix it for some time no MLPG I'll miss you guys
>>4134949and then he made All Things Can Be Beaten , I love that book
>>4135743SERIOUS?
>>4135758>Kierz is in Florida>right at the time a hurricane is due to hitHis parents didn't really plan their vacation very well.
>>4135663>Holy Hell Why are you using capital letters here
>>4135663who are you and why are you so popular?
>>4135725No, I just don't delete shit.The oldest message I have on there is from November 18th 2007.
>>4135672Oh my.
>>4135771Been in Florida my whole life, hurricanes are a breeze.It's barely even a hurricane, it's just a category one and schools aren't even closing.
>>4135743>mfw he tried to do requests on /co/ and the thread got deleted
>>4135695>>4135695>>4135695>>4135695GET IN HERE YO
>>4135789>hurricanes are a breezeSMITH I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR YA
>>4135775I dunno.>>4135748>>4135779>>4135780
>>4135741Dash would be so fun to sleep with. I bet all her confidence would completely melt away. she'd be so nervous.just imagine that voice of hers moaning and gasping in delight.
>>4135782>Pinkie Pie develops a clothing fetish>While going about her day she constantly uses her cartoon abilities to quick-change outfits
>>4135744That one anon made sure to begin his shitposting sexual tirade right at the beginning of the quest until he finally said "fuck it" and tried saying we ruined the quest for him.If that anon is here I want you to fucking step on a Lego.
>>4135799>>4135695Fuck off. Use a name so I can filter you.
>>4135805Zer0, pls.
>>4135757Work in a half hour, sorry man.>>4135794To be fair, it was kind of a circlejerk between him, BBI, and Keiji.
>>4135771Provided he's back by next weekend he's good
>>4135822who?
>>4135348Ha ha ha ha ha>I dislike porn where Princess Bitch gets rapedI'm glad this shit is being focused outside these threads, because fuck this guy.
>>4135805>just imagine that voice of hers moaning and gasping in delightBoner lost
>>4135805I would cuddle with Dash.Nonesexually.
>>4135839and then you shove a hollow sound up her urethra or somethingbetter?
>>4135818Enjoy filtering a name that'll never be used again!
>>4135818Probably another anon, who gives a shit? Ignore it you autist
>>4135639>be in US>get real tacos al pastorI pick both faggot, CA is pretty much 80% mexican. I get all my meats at a local mexican butcher shop and that shit is so cash.
>>4135852I'm not into that.
>>4135805In my headcanon Dash is sub as fuck. Her strong and independent personality melts away at the sight of the dick.
HAHAHAHAH OH WOW>this kind of people actually exist
>>4135869you been reading Unicorn Diaries?Dash loves being strapped down and dominated in it. all of my boners
>>4135789Tis true, last time we had a cad 1 my satellite tv didn't even go out.>>4135826I do live in this fucking swamp of a state, Im just bitching about the lack of internet thus the lack of tiny colorful horses
>>4135881It'd better happen
>>4135869would you be gentle with her?at first?
>>4135881
>>4135881What happened to just enjoying cartoons?
>>4135881Man, this is why I bury my head about this shit.People are too goddamn stupid over the most trivial of shit.
>>4135881Faust said Dash was getting a boyfriend on her dA page
>>4135909
i hate crickets, they're the most annoying bug beside cicadas and spiders.
>>4135869My head canon is that Dash doesn't have sex.
>>4135881I agree with that. If they change the show's characters just because Hasbro wants to pull a Chick-fil-A, then it's over.
>>4135881Please let Dash get a boyfriend or a love interest.
>>4135881If only we could get Yamino to make the same promise.
>>4135494Somebody lied.
>>4135881And nothing of value would be lost.
>>4135909I don't know, man. I just don't know.
>>4135909>>4135918When you get older, you begin to lose sight of the things that are really important in life.LIKE GETTING BLUE PLAYERFUCK YOU BLUE IS MINE I FUCKING CALLED DIBS
>>4135909Adults that enjoy cartoons inevitably create adult issues out of inconsequential shit.Which is why I enjoy pony guiltily.
>>4135925> If they change the show's charactersIt's not changing if nothing was established
>>4135925But she wasn't gay in the first place
>>4135924My headcanon is that Dash is a terrible pony.
>>4135919>there will never be Paper MLP vidyaDo you have any idea how much dosh I would payDo you have ANY IDEA
>>4135909It's not a cartoon for them anymore, it's a lifestyle
>>4135881That's as bad as that "Caramel must be gay" guy.Holy shit, I liked it better when cartoons weren't a vessel for social justice and rather promoted the opposite or parodied politics at the time.
>the face when you found out GG is a rape apologist
>>4135919>paper marioYou son of a bitch, I love that game.
>>4135881I made a post 2 days ago about what Yamino's reaction to Dash being hetero would be.It was this tumblr post almost verbatim. I feel like a psychic.
>>4135911SHIIIIIIT NIGGAYou lying to me right now.
>>4135887Never had a look at them.>>4135900Gentle, but authoritarian. One needs to deal with blue horse with a firm hand.
>>4135881Didn't somebody say the same thing about Big Mac? And then somebody else freaked the fuck out about Caramel having a girlfriend.
SOON
>>4135941You don't actually believe that troll bullshit, do you?
>>4135881If rainbow dash is ever portrayed as anything other than straight of asexual I will swear off mlp permanently. Because it would be too hard to watch it anymore, and participate in a franchise that shuns its straight viewers and sucks up to homofags.
>>4135348Should I get rid of that script. because there are two boxes and it says my posts look automated
>>4135924
>>4135911[Citation needed]
>>4135881Well it would be kind of an odd coincidence that the one they pick for a boyfriend happens to be the one with a strong lesbian fanon. In a moral sense I'm not really sure I agree with them basically implying that the idea she's lesbian is bad.In a more superficial sense though, fuck I hope that's true. So much popcorn.
>>4135948If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's justice.
>>4135953Twilight Town stage is best stage
>>4135963Big Mac and Caramel are bisexual
MY headcanon is that Dash is a sensitive little permavirgin. Shits cute as fuck.
>>4135948>I liked it better when cartoons weren't a vessel for social justice and rather promoted the oppositeGet a load of this fascist.
>>4135943oh god. if this isn't real i might try to make this
>>4135985That's not the Creepy Steeple.If you disagree you are already wrong.
>>4135959It's a photoshop.
>>4135911ok bro
>>4135966If Rasin took something she found in Zecora's hut, would she get stoned?
>>4135979>basically implying that the idea she's lesbian is bad.But that's fucking wrong. That would only be your own preconceptions.
>>4135985>not the Glitz Pit
>>4135944It's almost to the point where I feel like a weirdo for not being as emotionally invested as some of these people. I just like the show as a whole, wherever it goes. My new episode wishlist consists of "I hope it has pone in it." I have not been disappointed yet.
>>4135943Paper MLP vidya will never be as good as Viva MLP (Viva Pinata) vidya.
>>4136004butniggathose are the same chapter and that's what i was talking about
>>4135943I would pay all the dosh.
>>4136004My ultra nigga
>>4135979Man, fuck lesbians. I don't give a shit if some fags feelings get hurt over a cartoon show.
>>4136019She'd never get stoned, she's stone cold sober.
>watching Tremors>get that wonderful feeling when you know you're watching a good filmIt's happening
>>4135951GG was Tozac, dumbass.
>>4135943>there will never be a good MLP fighting game
>>4136041>It's almost to the point where I feel like a weirdo for not being as emotionally invested as some of these peopleI don't get it, either LK. Whether it's complaining about whatever on tumblr or complaining about complaining about whatever on tumbr on MLPG, it's just a weird mentality.
>>4135985Respectable. Although Glitz Pit will always be my favorite.If PM1, shy guy toy box.
>>4135961I just want to make her feel lovedif she seemed anxious, I'd go nice and slow to ease her into it. I bet by the end she'd be the one holding the reigns (metaphorically)
>>4136041I feel bad for the writers, they cant do x or y idea because of the fandom autism.
>>4135991Dash has never had a boyfriend. This is clear. She'll deny it of course.
>>4135953GOAT material, i loved every stage, and i kept replaying boggly woods just to experience that
>>4136065
>>4136041And that is why we're niggas.These days I feel like even MLPG is too fucking invested in this whole thing.
>>4136074>they cant do x or y idea because of the fandom autismNo, they can do whatever they like.The only people who will be upset are bronies and MLPG.
>>4136062>tfw the last time you saw Kevin Bacon was X-Men Fist Class and he was intense as fuck in iti am excite
>>4135951>>4136063GG is pretty sexist.
>>4136041>>4136091We are a dying breed.I just want to watch the show and talk about it.
>>4135953>>4135985>>4136087
Raisin Quest is a go. >>4136003>>4136003>>4136003>>4136003Everything is set up and ready. Let's see how many questers we got and go from there, shall we?
>>4135991Son, that's is pretty cute.
>>4136091>These days I feel like even MLPG is too fucking invested in this whole thing.Given the way MLPG won't shut up about "the fandom," I agree.It's been "oh no someone posted something I don't agree with on their blog" for the last week.
>>4135990Big Mac has no canon sexuality; Caramel has only been shown as straight, so why assume he's also gay?
>>4136022Dude, it's just kind of of an odd coincidence. You know they know about fanon. They pay attention to that shit. IF they decided Dash should get a boyfriend to dispell the idea she's gay, which such a coincidence seems to imply to some degree, the implication there is that they don't want people thinking that she's gay for some reason.
>>4136056What is Rasin's favorite ice cream?ROcky road!
>>4136063seriously?
>>4136109Yeah that part was kinda shit.Also I want to fuck Ms Mowz.
>>4136041>My new episode wishlist consists of "I hope it has pone in it." I have not been disappointed yet.we giga-niggas, now
>>4136111...But dude, you're NEVER on this early. You usually get on like five hours from now.What's going on?
>>4136116Big Mac is dating Cheerilee stupid.DYEWTS
>>4136116Fanfiction
>>4136078>GG drawing all sorts of awkward femsnailsGG could you do some awkward virgin dash if you're here?
>>4136019>>4136056>>4136118Oh you guys.You rock!
>>4136117Who cares?Being gay isn't normal, deal with it.
>>4136108I like the show for the show.When it ends, I'll be a bit sad, the same way I was when Gargoyles ended at the second season, or when the X-Men cartoon stopped being fun.
>>4136136He's always on when questing at this timeJust because he's not on steam etc
>>4136134>giga-niggasI am totally stealing this.
>>4136141He can't he has a hateboner for dash and won't draw her that wayhe'd probably draw some mean shit instead.
>>4136117It's still you just making up reasons to think shit that literally has nothing to do with what happens within the show itself.This mentality is why tumblr sucks and has to pls go.
>>4136141GG does not like Dash and never draws her.
>>4136116>Big Mac has no canon sexualityCheerilee, nigga. They romantically interested in one another at the end of H&HD.>Caramel has only been shown as straightIt was a beard.
>>4136136It's Raisin Quest time, that's what's goin' on. I'll be up to the wee hours of the morning, I guarantee.
>>4136117It's not an odd coincidence at all.Right from the beginning Faust said it would be unfair to make Rainbow Dash a lesbian just because she's a tomboy. The only reason she's seen as homo/bisexual is because of her rainbow mane, which coincidentally is the flag of LGBT people.People are forcing their sexuality onto a pony because of a few basic personality traits.It's the LGBT crowd that are the narrow minded ones.
>>4136139>>4136174>screwing around with kids>clearly they're dating!
>>4136109the music was so nice but the level layout was too boring, i liked the negative effect though
>>4135553who were you in skype chat with? I only know one person
>>4136174>It was a beard.>>>/tumblr/
>>4136185Uh, it's canon.It's even on the poster
>>4136159I guess I just always use steam to gauge whether or not he's online.
>>4136185>they're into each other at the end of the episode>"NOPE DOESN'T COUNT LALALALALALA"Deaf, you're a fucking idiot, please kill yourself.
>>4136185Do you even watch the posters
>>4136143Nathan, plz
>>4136091>implying we weren't invested since the beginning
>>4135991>she drops massive amounts of spaghetti in bedI'm more than okay with this
>>4136197>>>>/tumblr/You're trying too hard, anonymous.
>>4136169Cool reverse psychology brah
>>4135716There are tons of people there who thrive off of drama.And they hardly talk about the show.That irks me.
>>4135979They already kind of subtly prodded at it with this. They don't give 2 fucks about fanon.
>>4136210inb4 DD says this is a reference to the episode only
IS TREMORS HAPPENING?
>>4136217>h-he is not straight, right guys?
>>4136190Artists. And Iris.
>>4136210holy shit i never noticed that
>>4136225Yes.http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242
neigh
>>4136199>>4136210I wasn't aware posters defined canon, what with the hydra hanging out like a bro in the 2011 comic-con poster.
>>4136229>Iris
>>4136225you betgif related just happened
>>4136227>Th-that w-wasn't a-a-a-a-a j-joke, r-r-r-r-r-right, g-g-g-g-g-g-guys?
>>4136182This.The only thing that is wrong about this whole argument is thinking that any one character should be any one way because of what you think they should be.Saying that she should be homo because everyone wants it is wrong.Saying that she should be hetero because stereotypes are bad is also wrong.Also it's a fucking kid's show so sexuality should not even be discussed in the first place.Why is everyone so retarded.
>>4136254Nice try.
>>4136242applebeans pls go
>>4136257>Why is everyone so retarded.because bronies
>>4136182Alright, that's a good point. And if they'd made a tomboy character and then given them a boyfriend before any retarded fanon got attached, it would be one thing. It just seems easy for people, especially hyper-sensitive types, to take this the wrong way.
>>4136223 Hah. Called it. >>4136247
>>4136221I enjoy fanon only for the pleasure of watching it burn when a new episode airs.
Finally able to transfer to jade quarry. Who to I talk to in order to join the guild?
>I-I'm just not good at talking to boys okay!
>>4135881She's just a tomboy. I mean fucking hell. Are tomboys really that alien to people?
>>4136280She talks to Spike all the time
>>4136277gtfo furfag
>>4136221I honestly think those two would be perfect together.
>>4136290And Soarin.
>>4136290and emasculates himjust like the rest of the main six
>>4136277>enjoying all the butthurt because fanon and fanfics are obliteratedMa nigga. I can't help but love it.
>>4136294Based on what? Soarin's two lines of dialogue?
>>4136289Anything other than frilly pink dress-wearing Malibu Stacy personalities are not straight. Even the ones that aren't are also lesbians.All things are gay until proven bi.
>>4136301Well yeah, everyone likes emasculating Spike. RD is just the most direct.
>>4136280she can talk to them just fineshe just has a reputation to upholdand the Dash everyone knows isn't into all that mushy nonsenseand so, her curiosity will never be sated.
>>4136311They are blue and they go fast.
I am so sick of you bronies discussing things that don't happen and won't happen because it's a KID'S SHOW for crying out loud.
>>4136229i am so, so sorry...
People are actually believing the Lauren Faust cap? Even after she has said she doesn't work on the show anymore? Please tell me this is just a joke. People can not be this retarded.
>>4136264>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nice t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-try
>>4136311Why should I have to base it on anything? I think they'd be perfect together.
>>4136335what capthere is no fucking cap
>>4136325But Soarin's color scheme perfectly compliments Applejack.Come at my flawless logic bro.
>>4136311>both have wings>both are blue>one is in the wonderbolts>both have annoying voicesThey were made for each other
>>4136327You know what I'm more sick of?Not talking about the show at all.
>>4136335>trying to argue without first establishing contextChuckled.
seems like an extremely awkward and uncomfortable position to fap.
>>4136257>>4136289It's not that she necessarily should be homo just because of fanonit's that going WOAH NOW SHE AINT NO MUFFDIVER in response to fanon implies homosexuality is a bad thing.
Guys.What is Rainbow Dash is pansexual? Actually, she is Wonderbolts-sexual
>>4136368HotCan we be Stallions now?
>>4136345Because usually people base their thoughts on things.Unless you are a schizophrenic.
>>4136364BUT TUMBLR IS PISSING ME OFFI NEED TO SHITPOST ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT HOURS
>>4136316The funny thing is that frilly dress-wearing malibu stacy's can be homo too.
>>4136239Thank you bitch nigga
>>4136257>Also it's a fucking kid's show so sexuality should not even be discussed in the first place.There's no reason it can't be discussed with the understanding that it's all various degrees of fantasy theorizing because the closest the show will ever come to the subject is stuff like Shinning Armour and Cadence marrying or Cheerilee and Big Mac being exaggeratedly in love because of magic.
>>4136355>orange and blueHaha no.
>>4136368>my talent is stylus with pubes
>>4136335>this is exactly what I told everyone an hour ago>"WELL SHE'S PART OF THE WHOLE PONY THING MAYBE SHE'S GOT AN INSIDE SCOOP"
>>4136369>whoa she ain't no muffdiverBut it won't be like that. The writers have never recoiled at the implications, and it will never be implied during an episode and Rainbow Dash will never say "Whoa I'm not a lesbian."
>>4136369>it's that going WOAH NOW SHE AINT NO MUFFDIVER in response to fanon implies homosexuality is a bad thing.But the only person fucking implying that is what it means is you.
>>4136372>her face when you tell her that you love her>"Y-You really mean it...?"
>>4136381Yes
>>4136369Basically, yeah.It's a meaningless argument, though. I seriously doubt that they're every going to have any of the main characters get into a serious romantic relationship. And arguing about whether or not a cartoon horse is "really" gay is just so incredibly stupid it hurts.
>>4136403>having a problem with orange and blueDon't be talking shit about my sports waifus.
>>4136403Aw shit we orange-blue contrast now?
>>4136438Sports are for queers.
>>4136413Why are you even trying to talk sense into these people? Also work on the story pls
>>4136420>>4136416So in your mind, there is literally zero chance the writers are doing this to try and dispel the fanon that she's lesbian.
>>4136438>tfw your favorite team has shit colors these daysDISASTROS SHOULD BE ORANGE
>>4136407pfffthaha
>>4136442Basic Color Theory is Magic
>>4136413Can you please use your tumblr popularity to tell these people that the "cap" is fake and that she doesn't actually work on the show anymore?
>>4136467You have more pressing problems than their uniform colors, bro.Also enjoy getting raped even harder when you move to the AL West
>>4136464Yes.Why would they try to dispel it? Why should they even care about it?
>>4136464In my mind there would be no reason to make assumptions based on things that aren't known, solely for the purpose of getting offended about some perceived slight.
>>4136464Why they would ever deliberately dispel fanon? What would be the fucking point and why would they care about fanon anyway?
>>4136467I wouldn't know that feel
I don't get it, Wouldn't dash having a boyfriend make her gay?
>>4136463I don't know why, I just do.I'm typing it now you dingus.
>>4136428Would you receive DP from stallions
>>4136490>You have more pressing problems than their uniform colors, bro.Problems that can't be fixed for a few more years.>Also enjoy getting raped even harder when you move to the AL WestPlease, anonymous, I like to forget that MLB did that to them.
>>4136490>tfw your team has more pressing problems than their uniform colors
>>4136461But that's wrong.COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTS IN LESS THAN A WEEK OH MAN MY BONER IS PIERCING THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE
>>4136492>>4136499>corporation makes kids show>show gains an unexpected fanbase with national attention>idea that one of the characters is lesbian becomes popular>corporation tells show "hey, people are calling one of the characters on our kids show a lesbian. Rar rar family values notch fix this shit">writers begrudgingly give the "lesbian" a boyfriend>mothers everywhere breathe a sigh of relief and buy more toysI'm just saying, it could happen.
>>4136507Good show old boy
>>4136369What? I never said that, I don't give two fucks whether she were a lesbo or not, there's just nothing to say that she is besides being boyish and having a rainbow mane. And people immediatel categorizing her as one based on those shallow traits kind of bothers me.
>>4136502You lost me
>>4136510You know it
>>4136464It's fucking astounding that you think they would ever give enough of a shit to purposefully shit on your personal conceived notions of their character.Do you not see how narcissistic this worldview is?
>>4136394That's why I added the second sentence."Everything is gay until proven Bi."
You're waifu just tooted.
>>4136560unf
>>4136555>your personal conceived notions>hurr because anyone ever said that
>>4136560Fluttershy don't toot pls
>>4136545All those unfounded hypotheticals.
>>4136552
>>4136545except the mothers aren't the ones complainingit's just a bunch of autistic teenagers on the internet
>>4136510Would they press their needy cocks against my respective holes, hardly waiting before plunging in to the hilt, sending me reeling in a mixture of pain and pleasure? Would my squirming and futile attempts to dislodge their shafts only arouse them further?Would they finish quickly and leave me covered in their fluids, thoroughly unsatisfied, to jerk off alone in the dark while they went to go clean up, laughing at my pathetic form?
>>4136575But that's all this argument is based on. The fact that people think she is a lesbian.
>>4136545I still don't give a fuck.In fact, I think it would be a cute episode with Dash spilling her spaghetti around a male.
>>4136560Pardon.
>>4136545After Jerry Falwell announced the purple teletubby was gay, the writers purposely made him more flamboyant than ever.
>>4136591Now I just found myself wishing I was still lost.
>>4136464>writers trying to focus on sexuality>in a children's show>in a country that still believes the Bible is a perfectly good reason to oppress and torment innocent peopleYeeeeaaaah not happening.
>>4136596>respective holes>not both in one hole
>>4136591That's an edit isn't it? Where's the original?
THE TIME HAS COMETHE TIMEOF PONE
>>4136597I personally don't give a fuck if Dash is a lesbian. That shit shouldn't matter in a kid's cartoon.What I give a fuck about, is that the writers might give a fuck that the fanbase gives a fuck that she's lesbian. Even if you don't care about the lesbian thing, that sets a bad precedent. Do you *want* more Derpy cameos?
>>4136596Good to see you so early.
>>4136600We already had one love episode. We don't need anymore
>>4136575Nobody is out to get you or your headcanon about Hasbro's characters in a little girl's show.Calm down.
What do you want from Season 3, /co/?I really want a Celestia and Luna episode. Maybe an episode about Fluttershy that's not about overcoming shyness. A Rarity and Sweetie duet couldn't hurt either.
>>4136624>innocentsinner pls go
>>4136624mlp is canadian broheim
>>4136624>in a country that still believes the Bible is a perfectly good reason to oppress and torment innocent peopleDo people still believe this is common in the U.S.?
>>4136596Probably not, if you were resisting that hard I think they would have the decency to leave you alone and turn this in to a rape
>>4136649I want Fluttershy to fart.
>>4136649>Maybe an episode about Fluttershy that's not about overcoming shynessthere have been several of those, please watch the show
>>4136642Bullshit we don't.We could use more.
>>4136649World building. Celestia/Luna in the past episode.And a RariBelle duet would be baller.
>>4136632
>>4136560>i am waifu, just tooteddon't hit on me, silly fartfags~
>>4136641You gonna call out a name, or just throw the unspecified "you"?
>>4136596But I would not try to dislodge them, I would take them like a pro because that's exactly what I want.
>>4136633Cutest, prettiest, and cuddliest pony.
>>4136637Yes.That was all Derpy was after they went back and changed it.
>>4136681I'm guessing EA, but I'm also not the guy that called you out in the first place
Would you suck the farts out of your favorite pony? I bet Rarity has a lot.
>>4136649Celestia and Luna episodeZecora episodeA day in the life of a royal guardParent episode
>>4136633yellowquiet is a very cute pone
>>4136658>Not knowing that half the America politicians run on the platform of bringing the country closer to Jesus
>>4136633THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE II'LL LAUGH LAST CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE
>>4136667Oh right, how could I forget her shared episodes or the ones where she tries to overcome a fear.
>>4136675>Raribelle duetI just want to see Applejack sing again.
I WANT FUCKING TUMBLRTO FUCK OFF
>>4136709>>4136691YES
>>4136637>Do you *want* more Derpy cameos?I liked Derpy cameos. I liked her in TLR. I think worrying about "brony pandering" is stupid.
>>4136681R63 Rarity anon.
>>4136709>a fluttershy in the bath pic I don't havethank you anon
>>4136276I didn't say it was in reference to the episode only.
>>4136720They already did nobody is talking about pancakes
>>4136720>>>/v/
>>4136678Women don't ooze that much. I hate that cliche. Fucking japs were the ones to popularize that shit.
WE UNDED
>>4136725Good to know my writing is so predictable."Would you/they/he" is only one step above ">you will never", anyway.
>>4136658It's pretty damn bad here in the south.
>>4136727>Dash giving FS a bathThis is disgustedly cute.
>>4136720I really want MLPG to stop being so concerned about what is posted on tumblr. Purpletinker doesn't post here, but from all the bitching that goes on when she >hurr durr he writes something, you wouldn't think so.
>>4136691>Cutest, prettiest, and cuddliest pony.And fartiest.
>>4136741>>>/reddit/
Time for everyone's favorite game"Which episode is this from?"Let's start with an easy one.
>>4136708>Zecora episodeThis would be great. What would it even be about, though?
>>4136637Yes. Yes I do.
>>4136649>>4136666>Fluttershy develops a serious farting problem>She just can't stop farting>Her friends do everything they can to make her stop>Fluttershy please>Please stop farting, Fluttershy
>>4136718I'd like her to get a song as well.What do you think it would be about, barring a song about apples?What if it's about her being forced to go back to Manehattan, and she has to either stay and support the farm from afar, or go home and toil away for a smaller material contribution to the farm?
>>4136758
>>4136764Slut Lifters
>>4136764bird autism
>>4136658It's kinda bad here. I'm in the bible belt.
>>4136764Timecop.
>>4136764"Rarity Gets Dunked"
>>4136764S02E06"The Quest for the Cupcakes"
>>4136764A Bird In The Hoof
>>4136637>the writers might give a fuck that the fanbase gives a fuck that she's lesbianThis is exactly what I am saying. There is no reason to think this would happen at all. Every single thing you have said is only based on things you "think could" happen and "why you think" they happened.If Dash gets a boyfriend in the show it doesn't mean anything. Assuming it means the writers purposefully went out of their way to write in a plot element to stop EVIL HOMOSEXUALS from co-opting the character is fucking ridiculous and indicative of a persecution complex to the highest degree. This shit is the actual reason why the homosexual rights campaign is hardly taken seriously. People that act like this make the rest of us look like hysterical faggots that look for any reason to get offended at literally any perceived slight to gays.Let me make it perfectly clear that I am saying that this type of behavior is ACTUALLY HARMFUL to homosexual civil rights. That is why tumblr social justice shit is retarded and should be ignored and shunned.
>>4136764Boku no Pico
>>4136767>fluttershy becomes a living fetish
>>4136748I love your stuff but I´m the femanon type of guy.
>>4136755SUDDENLYROLE REVERSAL
WHICH PONE HAS THE BEST BEDROOM PROWESS?and I mean by all Pones
>>4136780>>4136785Dohohohohoho
>>4136757ThisI come here for ponies and pony accessories, not to listen to people whine about fandom bullshit.
Man, I just want to turn into a male cartoon horse and then have other cartoon horses dress me up like a girl and fuck me. Is that too much to ask in the grand scheme of things?
>>4136791You are terrible at this game
>>41367642.3 steals legendary bird and cries when it dies
>>4136793Furthermore there are SO MANY instances of ACTUAL and REAL harm and discrimination against homosexuals that getting butthurt over a cartoon pony is just the most retarded thing I can think of.
>>4136815I'm right there with you, anonymous.I'd be the cutest most submissivest little trap :3c
>>4136765Zebras from her village come for a visit, but they're lost and run into Twilight and hey ask her where she lives. Then it turns into "The Ambassadors" fic
>>4136811Gee, I don't knowMaybe it's the godpony who has a special talent of 'making love'
>>4136767What if the show became like mlpg?
>>4136781Winner
There's this thing called separation of church and state, it's pity the rest of the country just forgets about it whenever it inconveniences them.
You ever wonder that if you developed superpowers a secret organization of superheroes would come to recruit you?I was takin' a shit and was imagining what my life would be like if I had wings, then I wondered if I would become a vigilante. Then I wondered about that.I bet there is one.
>>4136814If you're coming here for pony and pony accessories, we are fresh out of stock and air waiting for the next batch of rumor, announcement, or teaser stock.We don't know when the next delivery is due. Sorry, Anon. You'll have to come again.
>>4136793This man is correct. These tumblr idiots are no better than the fundies on the other side. Now back to our regularly scheduled pony ponegramming.
>>4136836I like you~I liked that fic, but the ending needed to be worse.
>>4136799Oh, so you'd rather be M!Gilda's housewife? You'd like him to come home with alcohol on his breath, throw the dinner you made for him off the table and bend you over it?
>>4136815I just want to grab a big strong stallions shaft and pump him dry with my mouth.
>>4136842
>>4136846ocd unicorn
>>4136800>Fluttershy offers to scrub your back for you
>>4136842FUCKING DROPPED
>>4136842>Applejack gets into shouting match with Rainbow Dash over inane bullshit>Pinkie and Rarity have a slut off
>>4136846Spike Hides his Dragon Boner
>>4136875>you say no>she does it anyway
>>4136815That's not so badAt least you don't want to turn in to a slutty female cartoon pony so you can take all the dicksI'd share my pretty dresses with you if you'd fuck me after I'm done teasing you
>>4136867I want a stallion fucking a human girl but you are sick of it.
>>4136842What if MLPG became like the show?
>>4136874Aww that one was too easy, how about a hard one.
>>4136842There would be a helluva lot more mad, fat ponies, farts, and >rape
>>4136894>MLPG much cuter and much chillerJesus christ I want this to happen so bad
>>4136902FAD.
>>4136902gay apples day
>>4136889>she starts humming a cheery tune>"I didn't want a back scrub.">she hums louder so she can pretend she can't hear you
>>4136895>2958x2865why
>>4136902the part where goku goes ssj
http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmlMonster girl updates
>>4136875>Fluttershy scrubs your back for you>and gives you a back massageHng. Feel time.
>>4136895>that little speck on her right titFuck
>>4136894FUCKING PICKED BACK UP
>>4136889>saying no to thatare you gay
>>4136902The Birds
>>4136815I just want to be a slutty female pony. I'm not even asking for much. All I want to do is make everyone happy.
>>4136864Agreed.It needed a sex scene at the end after Twilight and RD eat the paste, and them being found while they were being fucked. Would've been much better.
>>4136938it's cuter that way anon
>>4136893I'm sorry. I can't deny that I love the concept of a massive Stallion using my pretty little pussy for all it's worth, filling me up with his horse seed, before turning me around and having me lick him clean. I mean, I'd like little more than to be coerced into sucking off a pony and all his friends, one by one, while they ignored me, except to force their shafts all the way down my throat with their hooves when they felt themselves ready to come.But I kinda feel like I've written most of the angles there.
>>4136922>you return the favor and she just farts uncontrollably
>>4136910It's surprisingly hard to trick you guys. Okay last for now, I think it's the hardest one yet.
>>4136842Fluttershy is no longer part of the show because she is yellow2.3autism, which would be fine with me.
>>4136864Much worse, I hate the whole 'Oh hey you're drugged now and enjoy every second!' crap.
>>4136945That's a terrible dick.
>>4136945Yifferfox pls
>>4136960mmmmmtimecop
>>4136649>>4136675>WorldbuildingThis.I'd like to see an episode around Zecora, or something involving the Buffalo again.Or goats. Goats are always nice.
>>4136960PINKIE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH ASSHOLES: THE EPISODE
>>4136945>Royal guard inexplicably begins to fart pickle balloon dicks and ejaculates
>>4136960facebook
>>4136960Best episode of S2: Smile and Donkey!
>>4136917>"You need to stand up.">"W-why? I'm in the bath.">"So I can clean your lower back, Anon.">you reluctantly stand up>you swear you can hear Fluttershy breathe in sharply, perhaps admiring your buttocks?>you feel her scrub with a little more vigor and determination
>>4136960Pinkie is obnoxious episode
>>4136985>you_watching_your_goat_anime_again_son.png
>>4136956It's fine that gay stuff is good.
>>4136991>His horncock ejaculates too
>>4136989>>4137001You earned your pony badge today anons
>>4136989Isnt that every episode?
I hope we see some more development for this guy. What would MLPG like to see change for him?
i fucking hated AFiD
>>4136971It was basically a cheap way to do mind break, though it reminded me of that Yotsuba doujin with the americans.
>>4136161I wanted to steal it too, so lets not wear it out
>>4137041I fucking hate you
>>4137036Meatier cock.
>>4137003This better not be going in the wrong direction nigger.
>>4137006Here, give me a pone and an angle (I.E., why he has sexual control over femanon) and I'll see what I can do.
>>4137003unf
What do you get when you combine Derpy with a baseball?An ugly baseball!
This was surprisingly not terrible.The rest, however, did not exceed expectation.
>>4136649I want a Scootaloo episode. We know almost nothing about her even though the CMC are secondary protagonists.
>>4137041Well then you're stupid.
>>4136971Grils love rape Deafy.
>>4136991>pickle balloon dickswhy am i laughing so hard
>>4137003>Fluttershy admiring my bunsWhat a nice thought
>>4137036I'd like to see him become a totally radical secret agent.Something like Arnold in True Lies, but with more surfing and awful puns.
guysare there mayor mare x anyone eroticfics?
>>4137036There's not a lot he has going on. Maybe give him a heroic moment or something, but given the show we're talking about that's never going to happen.
>>4137059That's pretty cute actually, nice job with the hair.
>>4137058I will find out where you live and I WILL FIGHT YOU
>>4137003I just read that flutterdog comic with human!RD. I like fluttershy when she likes butts.
>>4137060>more scootabelle:D
>>4137005https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4544602/RoseGoats.mp3I'm glad I saved this.I dunno who did this, but he is what I aspire to be as a voicefag.
>>4137052Twilight. You burn/ruin some books in the library
>>4137073Makes me think of the scene from Excape from L.A where Plisking surfs a flash flood to chase and jump into a car
>>4137093Oh man, this really is very well acted.
>>4137060scootabelle is a sunken shipit's canonand literal
>>4137058FUCK YOU THAT BASEBALL HAS A HEART OF GOLD.
>>4137093That was Ken Ashcorp, also known as ForeverPandering and Rose's furry husbando.
i don't mean to flood the thread with obscure music that only hipsters like buthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRfc_Y_AsLo
>>4137116Pretty much...and Scoot has eyes for that young gray colt~
>>4137093
>>4137076No ideaif only we had some sort of directory that listed clopfics
>>4136229how do you chat with more than one person?
>>4137140>RumbleFuck that faggot.
>>4137133I just remembered I had a dream about being too spaghetti to talk in a skype chat that had both Rose and ForeverPandering in itHoly shit, I didn't even know who ForeverPandering was but I dreamed about him.
>>4137003>"There, all clean!" she says tunefully.>"Thanks... I guess." you say as you sink back under the water>"I can clean your front, too. If... if you like." Her eyes gleam at you pleadingly, but unfortunately they are pleading with the wrong guy >"No Fluttershy, I don't need you to do that for me, thanks." you say as you hold our your hand, motioning for her to give you the sponge>she looks positively dejected, and she paws the floor before giving you the sponge>you lift up your arm and begin to scrub, before glancing back at Fluttershy>you stare at her, and she stares at you, your brow slowly furrowing into a frown as she overlooks the plain fact that she hasn't left yet>"Um..." >Fluttershy seems to snap out of her daydreaming"Oh! Oh... yeah. I'll just be going.">she leaves and closes the door gently>but there's no hoofsteps after the door is closed>"You're still outside the door, aren't you?">..."No."
>>4137151>>4137076
>>4137116tomboy + girly girl forever
>>4137158You start a chat with dude one, then drag dude two's contact to the top bar to add them to the convo.
>>4137173I wish I could
>>4137166>Fluttershy petplayunf
>>4137173What about this inky motherfucker? Is he acceptable?I mean, I'd rather see him grow up and get dominated by DT, but I'll take what I can get
>>4137185>she says tunefully.I am going to take your terrible adverbs and shove them up your talentless ass.
>>4137173That's Scootaloo's plan, at some point in the future.
>>4137173U jelly Sweetie
>>4137205That would be wonderful. I haven't had anything shoved up my ass for so long.
>>4137204> mean, I'd rather see him grow up and get dominated by DTWe need more DT femdom
>>4137203>Having a couch for a petSounds boring.But it's Fluttershy....
>>4137191Flitter/CC pls
>>4137190oh okay. I just don't know anyone else but sentenal he helped me set it up
>>4137204>"Shady - rub my hooves.">"YETH, MAMB!"
>>4137185Continue.All this flutterspaghetti is cute.
>>4137231
>>4137203indeed we need more of this
>>4137228http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_humiliation
Dreams about MLPG: 2Dreams about My Little Pony: 1I don't like it, not one bit
>>4137260Futashy lol
>>4137203I surprisingly don't have that much of that
>>4137266my unfortunate niggai dream about this fucking thread more than the show or ponies
>>4137252god i want to see those two reenact two girls one cupbut with ice cream
>tfw been here all day>tfw the conversation has been so good all daylike old times...you think we'll get to go back to /co/ before show starts again?
>>4137103>Twilight. You burn/ruin some books in the libraryYou've been in Equestria for a while. The apartment you rented next to Sugarcube corner is nice enough, and your landlady sometimes gives you free cookies. You're able to get along well enough with the ponies in the town in general, but the bits Prince Celestia gave you to get a start in ponyville are starting to run out. After double checking to see if the that pink Stallion behind Sugarcube Corner needed any help, you went down to the Town Hall to check the job board there. A lanky purple Stallion with a rose colored streak in his hair noticed you examining the board, and mentioned that he needed another assistant sorting the books at the library. Eager to seize any job that didn't involve pulling a plow or kicking clouds, you happily nodded, and followed him back to the tree he called home (and work).
>>4137266>that feel
>>4137278>>4137266You niggers shut up.I had a dream that had ROSS in it.We were fighting. ON THE SAME SIDE.
>>4137283So ponies shit ice cream?
>>4137288We can never go back.
>>4137166why is this so cute and gives me warm fuzzies and squishies
>>4137277>pony ponyplayThis is some meta shit right here
>>4137288Sure.We're never going back, at least not to as long as we want to talk about ponies.
>>4137252>Rumblecream>Pink
>>4137307W-Would you eat it?I wouldn't
>>4137324Well pony should pony pony.Looks like Rarity took heed of our desires.
>>4137204I imagine that DT greentext with this guy.
>>4137291Go on.
>>4137330>that one anon who masturbated 46 times to this
>>4137336
>>4137036They mentioned jousting in the crystal kingdom song.I hope he becomes the champion jouster if a whole bunch of male ponies take part.If he was a champion it'd be awesome.
>>4137288is it best ship time already?
>>4137324>somewhere else in ponyville>Lyra puts Bonbon into bonbondage and forces her to walk on her rear hooves and say stuff like "I am going to drive my car to the supermarket">Lyra starts breathing hard when Bonbon gets to the part about washing her hands and fingers
pinkie ate so much cake she became one
>Decide to play some City of Heroes>Someone advertises a raid>Go to the zone to see if the people actually look capable of pulling it off>As I zone in I see a character named "Sweetie Belle" with Sweetie's colors and butterfly wings (???)>Nope right the fuck out of there>Few seconds later see this in global LFGAlso she was in a supergroup (Guild) called "Ponyville." I've seen a big mac too. They're all roleplayers. I literally cannot fucking escape bronies. Please help.
>>4137266I've had one dream about MLP back in 2010. It was pretty nice.
>>4137379Just for you shit taste anon.
>>4137379It's shit
>>4137391That looks delicious but how would you eat it?
>>4137392You'll get over it, anonymous.
>>4137415With your mouth
>>4137307Twilight's shit is grape favoredDash is blueberrys Fluttershy is peachesApplejack is applesPinkie is strawberriesRarity is vanilla
>>4137391
>>4137291The job is easy enough, and he spends the next few hours explaining how the books are sorted. You had to take a bullshit library class in high school, and their system is similar enough to the dewey decimal system that you pick it up quickly. He watches you for a while, to make sure you're doing the job correctly, and you feel slightly unnerved as you climb the ladders to the higher shelves. His stare seems almost less directed at your work, and more at the short skirt you were wearing when zapped to Equestria. Eventually, he leaves you alone to work on his magic studies, and you quietly reshelve the books that all the ponies had scattered around earlier today. You go home a while after dark, a bit tired, but happy to have some bits.
>>4137337>DT greentextWhat?
>>4137398It's time
>>4137415first, allow your jaw to hang opennext, position your open mouth over the cakethird, close your mouth on the cakechew and swallow as necessary
>>4137437keep. going.
>>4137379Her brother is better.
>>4137447For shit taste or for AppleShy?
>>4137447>shipping Rarity with that filthy low class mud ponyI thought you were better than this /co/
>>4137444
>>4137337the femdom one?
>>4137475At least I don't write self-insert fanfiction
>>4137475>self insert fantasies
>>4136467>DISASTROSoh god im die
>>4137185>You spend the next few minutes washing yourself, while simultaneously keeping your eye on the door>you still have a slight feeling that Fluttershy is still standing there, but it's easier to let her get on with it, lest you make things even more uncomfortable >when you're done, you hop out of the bath and pull the plug, then you grab at a towel rail that's just next to you>all you grab is the cool and slightly moist metal of the rail, because the towel that was there mere moments ago is now mysteriously gone>"I need a towel." you curse under your breath>as if in cue, Fluttershy barrels in, her eyes closed as tight as she can manage, and she opens her mouth and releases the towel she is carrying in her mouth>you instinctively cover your manhood with your hands, even though she (hopefully) can't see through her eyelids>"Here. I thought you needed a towel so I brought you one!">she's staring right at you, but with her eyes closed tight, which is a little disconcerting>"Thanks." you sigh as you grab the towel off of the floor, making sure you still have your junk covered by the the other hand>"Don't mention it. Need... help drying?">"I'm good."
>>4137489Yeah this one >>4137485
>>4137379Name me some decent Flutterjack fics, plz.Smut or not, doesn't matter.
>>4137497>tfw no bestros
>>4137475> filthy low class mud ponyYou're just mad jelly because she's naturally beautiful, while Rarity has to wear makeup and eyelashes
>>4137536and her accent is fake tooApplejack's accent is 100% genuine
>>4137536>pinkiejackdooks porfisporfis
>>4137506do go on
>>4137536I love AJ, but don't go talking shit about Rarity or we will have problems Dooks.
oh god why is nostalgia hitting me
>>4137536THAT IS INHERENTLY FALSE YOU TAKE THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE ISSUES
>>4137494>>4137491>Second person>Self insert>Self>Second person>self>second personCome on Anon.>>4137475Also, why is someone else posting as Sanguinius? Why on earth would you want to be me? I go out of my way to not make waves around here, cut that shit out.
>tfw no twirity ficsFeels hipster man.
>>4137536>naturally beautifulWell, you're about half right!
>>4137379Fluttershy and AJ are compatible yeah. But I prefer Twishy
this old folder man
Does anyone actually prefer clopfics to greentexts? The latter just seem a lot easier to pound one out to and get on with the day. It's a shame nobody collects them for convenient sorting.
>>4137583>not self insertStay in denial.
Discopie master race reporting in.
>>4137583I thought it would be funny
>>4137578>>4137583CLONE FIGHT!
>>4137569>Rarifags mad when someone bothers to point at the writing on the wall
>>4137578OH YOU WANNA GO HUHCOME AT ME BRAH, I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE SARCHOPAGUS
So should I really stream this?
pone eating fruit should be a thing again
>>4137616>clopAnd we do have something called Clopfic directory.
>>4137587Fluttershy should just have a harem she is the bottom in each relationship, with lots of pet play
>>4137437The next few weeks go by much the same, his stares creeping you out. You thought he had mentioned having another assistant, but thus far you haven't seen anyone. One night, tending to your work, you hold a candle to a particularly dusty tome, labeled "Encantations and other pagan magicks", trying to get a closer look at the smudged label. Suddenly, a drip of wax hits your index finger just right, and you drop the candle with a yelp. The magical book is suddenly engulfed in flames, leaving little more than a shocked look on your face and a pile of ash, seconds later. You hear a shifting above you, and soon your employer is peeking down the staircase. He sees you standing there, a shocked look on your face, and blinks out of existance.The next thing you know, you're falling backwards, looking up at a very angry, very purple face. "What book?" he says through gritted teeth, barely able to contain his rage. Lying on the floor, you meekly cringe, and mumble the name to the best of your memory, something like "enchantments and other magic". He drops dead silent, his steely eyes piercing through your skull. After what feels like a minute of this, he slowly, but with conviction, says "I needed that one." His hot breath warms your face, wracking your nerves and leaving you shuddering. "I-I can pay for it out of my paycheck... Plus I have some bits saved up, too!"
>>4137653Yes.
>>4137536D-dooks....Why....
>>4137583Who wouldn't want to have these wings ?
>>4137653DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>4137616I usually prefer prose to greentext
>>4137666Present yourself.
>>4137358wait, really?someone did that?
>>4137658Did you not read what I said?
>>4137653Yes sir.
>>4137709Doubt it. They probably just said they did.
>>4137662If you could only choose six ponies for your personal harem, who would they be ?
an pony dress up and dance for you
>>4137653>men and mares >2Why would you even?
>>4137757Fluttershy, Flitter, Cloudchaser, AppleJack, Twilight, and Celestia.
new horsie>>4137762>>4137762>>4137762>>4137762>>4137762
>>4137757Human pinkie X5also Pip
>>4137757main 6
>>4137681anon pls
>>4137766scootanon you've been using that image too much
>>4137778>vaginaya beefed it
>>4137778>Violating the rules with the OP post.Anyone want to guess how long that will take to be deleted?
>>4137772
>>413783510 seconds flat
>>4137859I enjoyed it.
>>4137859>(dead)what
>>4137789I still love you~<3
>>4137653goddammiti've seen that beforethis was long before my ponying days
>>4137666His horn starts to glow and you feel a sharp tingle coursing through your body. You're so transfixed by the sensation and the remarkable glow in his horn that you don't notice that you're floating until he turns and leads you behind him, up the stairs. You've never been here before; you've had no need to. Too frightened and ashamed to say anything, you quietly allow him to carry you off.He soon comes to a door, brushing it aside with his shoulder, before throwing you through and in. Released of his magic, you quickly skid to a painful halt on the polished wood floor. The floor is very cold, and you can feel your hair stand on end once the pain from your landing subsides. As you gather your wits, you quickly notice the purple stallion standing in front of you. But now, there's something very different about him. Gone is his easy smile, and in it's place... your eyes glance downward. Well, this is new. You've never seen a Stallion like this before, his thick, heavy, mottled cock hanging at a slight curve. "That book was irreplacable. The way I see it, you can either make me a very happy pony, or you can try to fight the Prince Celestia's student. But I don't think you'd fare very well without a horn.">>4137707Why would femanon do that? She has no idea that sex is what's to come.
>butts deleted the thread while trying to delete the image>again
Whelp, good job, Butts.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTS
>>4137963Actually I didn't delete anything
>>4137778should of only deleted the file. no reason to delete thrad.
>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971>>4137971
>>4137940Fuck throat please.Move to the next thread or wait here?
>>4137974>>4137974>>4137974
Janitor strikes again it seems....well, we've got /q/ now, so should we complain that a janitor is abusing their power?
>>4137985>>4137990NOW YOU FUCKED UP
First one made, marked and shit>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957
>>4137982>should of You and I are enemies now.
>>4137991>vagina>abusebutts is just being a but
I did not delete that general
>>4137991Well, they kinda weren't. There was vag in the OPic.
>>4137991>abusing powerHe deleted a thread with a rules-breaking picture as its op.The janitor is a fag, but this isn't evidence of that.
>>4138006>>4137990>>4137985TRIPLE HORSE
>Being in charge of linking threads>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957Sorry, I'll get the hang of this internet thing someday!
>>4137308>>4137327I mean when /mlp/ is deleted we will go somewhere
>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957>>4137957New Horse Be here. for sure this time
>>4137940All too aware of your predicament, you obediently climb to your knees, scooting yourself under the tall Stallion to get a better look at his member. As your cool hands meet his warm cock, he withdraws slightly, angrily shifting his weight. Eager to please him (or else), you quickly begin rubbing and, realizing he's in it for more than a handjob, being to lick, starting at his base, suckling at the tender joint between sack and shaft. Noting his positive reaction, you retract your hands to remove your blouse, still quickly working your tongue along the bottom of his thick penis. With your blouse undone, your embrace his member, your hands reaching back to fondle his balls, your tongue now lapping at the top, and your bare breasts gently massaging his shaft further down. He seems to be enjoying himself, and you start to think to yourself "Well, this isn't too bad."
>>4138054>implying /mlp/ will be deleted
>>4138179That would be like the Mariel Boatlift, and the US is the rest of 4chan.
>>4138168>"Well, this isn't too bad."For now.
>>4138179well they got the board stats, when it slows to a crawl and this is the fastest thread. i have faith
>>4138292There are always going to be boards like /3/ and /n/ slower than /mlp/ ever will be, and they won't be deleted even though they could plausibly be merged with other boards.
>>4138168Eager to get it over with as soon as possible, you begin to grind your whole chest against his now engorged horse cock, eliciting rough grunts from the massive Stallion. After a few minutes of this, he withdraws, and simply says, "Open". As you open your mouth to protest (surely it would never fit!), you find yourself unable to speak, and unable to close your jaw. Mortified, you can only gaze at his thick, mottled, magically guided member as it closes in on your not-quite-big-enough hole. Your mind races, screaming to itself about the impending pain, but your anticipation does not even begin to describe how much it hurts when the firm flesh presses first against your lips, then parts your teeth, bringing your jaw wider than you thought possible. Tears begin to stream down your cheeks as he forces himself deeper into your mouth, and you slowly realize he's not stopping at just the mouth. Terrified, you take one last gasp through your nose, breathing in his rich musk, before his firm cock seals off your airway entirely. At first, it doesn't seem so bad, and he continues to press onwards and inwards. However, the slight tingle in your chest quickly grows to a wholesale burning sensation, and you flail your arms against his taut sides, desparately seeking mercy. He gives none, and after a few more minutes, you lose consciousness.
>>4138381>this boner
>>4138381I hope he cum inside your throat.
>>4138360so you think /mlp/ will be here forever now eh? mlp has always been around, why not. oh well
>>4138381There really needs to be more art of this kind of thing.
>>4138381The next instant, from your perspective, is one of unimaginable pain. You open your eyes, still gasping for air, thankfully freely now. The pain in your chest is worsened by the pain you now feel in your nether regions. collapsed on the floor, with the weight of a fully grown stallion on your back, and still recovering from a lack of oxygen, the most excruciating pain is nonetheless "below". It feels like the descriptions you've read of childbirth, except this purple stallion is not content with just one thrust, merrily pistoning away at your once-tight pussy. Too exhausted to fight it, you merely lie there until the Stallion shoots his thick load deep within your cunt, and rests, contentedly, on your back. The worst of it over, you pass out again from the pain.
>>4138562More please.
>>4138562you awake again to a searing hot pain on your left buttock, and turn to see the purple Stallion's horn glowing, slowing, excruciatingly etching a reasonable likeness of his cutie mark onto your flank. "Now that it's clear to all who owns you, I expect you see you back here tomorrow, my pet." he wickedly mouths before throwing you out the window and into a hedge next to his library. You swear you can hear his malicious laugh as you fall asleep in the hedge, to tired and emotionally drained to move.
>>4138658I like this.
>>4138658You can only eat his semen.
SPOILER TEXT GOIT'S RAISIN TIME
We dried grapes?
This thread has been claimed in the name of dried grapes.
>tfw 404
We horsing around in this thread now?
>>4138811>>4138817>>4138845>>4138849Yeah, I'm done being fucked by angry M!Twi
>>4138634>>4138596>>4138522"Right; Sweetie Belle, go check in with Rarity. We'll meet at the clubhouse in about an hour... around 8 or so."Sweetie Belle gives you a firm salute. "Roger, Raisin!" She spins around in place, heading for the door.On your way out, you tell Twilight that you'll pay for the door out of your allowance. She shakes her head and tells you not to worry about it; Spike likes to play handyman anyways. The little dragon doesn't seem too enthusiastic about having to fix the door, but Twilight's word is good enough for you.As you leave the Library, you see your dad coming your way. A look of worry washes off of his face as he approaches. "There you are, grapefruit! Like I told your ma; you were checkin' out books at the Library." He's got a cool air to him as he gives you a hug. Scootaloo pounces out of the way, looking off to the side. "Come on, we've got the table set and dinner waiting." Your gives your side a tap. His hoof taps the Twisted Iron Rod on your back. "...adventuring again?"You stop for a moment. "...y-you guys waited for me? But.. I don't even eat anymore...""You're family. Dinner time is family time. We couldn't start dinner without the family being together, could we?"You simply smile and follow his lead. Scootaloo lags a little behind, but you can hear her hooves patter on the road. The countryside always looks so beautiful in the evening... before long, you're at your house again."I'll wait here... " Scoots sits down.
>>4138909Time to invite Scoots in?I think it's time to invite Scoots in.
>>4138909"Come on in. The food is great! At least, I think it is..."
>>4138909Invite Scoots in, I actually felt some feels right there
>>4138909Invite her in for a while it's probably better than digging in the trash for food like she usually does
>>4138909Invite her in to eat.She's our friend, for christ's sake.
>>4138909Invite Scoots to dinner
>>4138909Invite Scootaloo for eats.
>>4138952>>4138981>>4138995>>4139002>>4139036>>4139040>>4139072"You can come in, Scoots. There's like, tons of food."The little orange pegasus seems uncharacteristically unsure of herself. "...really?"Your dad pipes up as he opens the front door. "Of course you can come in, Scootaloo! There's plenty of food."She gets a soft grin. "Uh... okay, sure. Thanks."The three of you walk into the luxurious foyer of your magnificent house. As always, you make sure to stay on the rugs to keep scuff marks off the polished floors. Scootaloo looks around as always, taking in the sights as if they're always new. You direct her over to the dining room.As you enter, you see your mother wipe a bead of sweat off her brow. "Oh, thank Celestia! We were soo worried about you, Raisin!" She runs up to you, giving you a once over. She pulls out a silky polishing rag and rubs your cheek."Awww, come on... I was only gone for like... a few hours...""But you never miss dinner! We thought something might have happened to you!" Your mom sounds like she's still trying to calm down. Scootaloo rubs her hooves together, looking down at the floor."The table's all set. Come on, let's eat!" Your dad lightens up the mood a bit.Scootaloo picks a chair close to yours. There's tons of chairs all along the dining room table; the entire staff can come in and eat together during each rotation. (Continued... no extra time spent)
>>4139181>Bringing Scootaloo home to meet the parents.Rasinloo 5eva
>>4139181>"We thought something might have happened to you!" >Your mom sounds like she's still trying to calm down. >Scootaloo rubs her hooves together, looking down at the floor.why can't I hold all these >feels
>>4139181You scoot your reinforced chair up closer to the table. In a lot of ways, the massive slab of cut rock reminds you of a throne... but you prefer not to think of it that way. Your dad sculpted it for you after you broke a couple of the regular dining room chairs.Before you is a nice placemat. On everyone else's is a plate of greens, some carrots, a very tasty looking cupcake for dessert, and some grape juice. Quickly, a spread is brought out for Scootaloo. She drools as she looks over her options."Wow! You guys really know how to eat!" She starts munching through some of the portion before your parents get a chance to start on theirs. As per usual, you watch everyone eat as you discuss some of the things you saw today. Your dad seems concerned about the Boulder Snake Statue; he says he was wondering what that thing was. As the meal concludes, you carefully scoot your chair back without bumping the table. "That was awesome! Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Raisin's parents!" Scootaloo looks stuffed."Glad you could join us tonight, Scootaloo." Your dad says as he finishes off his glass of grape juice. "You're welcome here any time!" Your mom smiles.You tell your parents that you're going to set up camp with the CMC; you're celebrating the day off from school. As you're excused from the table, you notice that Scoots' eyes are a little bleary. "Uh... everything okay?"She shakes her head for a second. "Pfff, of course. I'm cool. To the clubhouse, right?"
>>4139376Give her a hug.
>>4139376>trying not to think of it like a thronePosh, we are a superior being and will be treated as such.
>>4139423also, if we're going to write a letter to the person who sent that message to us, then we might want to do that now, before we leave home.
>>4139423Maybe just a nuzzle. Don't want to crush her accidentally.
>>4139442We might also want to swap out our bits for something more useful. There probably won't be any shops open at night.
>>4139423This
>>4139451How about a kisson the cheek?
>>4139463Yeah, maybe we should go up to our room to write a letter and re-evaluate inventory.What items do we have here?
>>4139490But Scootaloodoesn't like girls, silly filly.
>>4139423>>4139464You know she seems really tough on the outside, but Scootaloo is just like any other pony your age. Much to her objection, you move your forelegs around her in a sincere embrace. "R---Pfghaach!" Scootaloo squeaks. You realize that you were squeezing her just a tad too hard. It's hard to tell with your golem strength."Oh.. uh... sorry..."She coughs as she slumps to the carpet. "Nah, nah... it's cool, don't worry about it... it's cool..." She catches her breath quick before standing back up. >>4139442>>4139463>>4139510You head on down the hallway and back into your room. On your way in, you see Mary lightly dusting over a few of your bookshelves, being very careful not to knock anything out of place. She looks over her shoulder as you and Scoots enter the room. "Oh! Hello, Master Raisin! Did you enjoy di-" She nearly slips. "We're so glad that you vere safe!" She finishes up her dusting before leaving the room quickly.You sit down and talk with Scoots for a second."You know, I was thinking... what if I write a letter and leave it on my doorstep? Do you think the map maker pony will come out and grab it?"Scootaloo scratches her chin. "It's worth a shot. We have no idea where to even start looking for clues on their identity..."Quickly, you open up a piece of paper and start scrawling out a letter.>Insert Text Here
>>4139641"WHO IS LS?"
Ah, whew. Was worried from that >ded raisin. post in the general you guys managed to get her killed.I'll just catch up on what I missed before joining in.
>>4139641Dear Mr Colt/Ms Mare/Dragon,I'm sorry for losing your letter earlier. I'm not sure if you're bad or good, but I have a feeling deep in my gut (well, where my gut WOULD be) that I can trust you. I want to meet you. Please.XOXOXOXOXOXO,Raisin
>>4139641how much info should we put in this thing?we have to consider the possibility that the letter will be intercepted. if the wrong person finds out that we know too much, we could end up in a lot of trouble
>>4139641Ask them if it would be possible for them to meet us at our house.
>>4139641Tell him that, if he's comfortable, we'd like to speak in person. If not tonight, then maybe tomorrow. It can be a bit secluded, but not in the middle of nowhere.
>>4139747Whatever we end up writing, I say keep the XOXOXOXOXO.
>>4139747>>4139820>>4139833>>4139857"Dear Mr Colt/Ms Mare/Dragon,I'm sorry for losing your letter earlier. I'm not sure if you're bad or good, but I have a feeling deep in my gut (well, where my gut WOULD be) that I can trust you. I want to meet you, tonight or tomorrow. Please.XOXOXOXOXOXO,Raisin"Scootaloo scrunches up her nose. "That's a lot of 'hugs' and 'kisses', don't you think?"You shrug. "It felt appropriate. Gotta be friendly with them, right? I mean, they did want to help me." You wrap a delicate piece of ribbon around the scroll. Seeing as your bags cannot handle any additional items, you set the scroll on the floor."...so... we leave this outside and head to the clubhouse, right?" Scootaloo looks outside, noticing that the sun is just hanging over the horizon. "Sweetie Belle's probably already there! We should hurry up!"
>>4139785I don't think we're a target so far. LS seems to only write letters who he's directly interested in. We might be a local freak for all he cares.
>>4139936Grab the scroll and let's go.Leave it under the mat in front of the door, but leave it partially hanging out so that you can still see it.
>>4139936Swap bits with item. Which ones did we leave around our room?
>>4139936We should look and see if there's anything useful we can exchange our bits for.
>>4139991Cosmetics kit and the glass jars, right?
>>4139997Assuming nothing's changed since last time, I think we've got lying around:At home: Glass Vials, Hammer, Bubblegum, Treasure chest(carryable?)
>>4139991>>4139997GAME INFO: Currently, there are Glass Vials, a Cosmetics Kit, Bubblegum, and a Hammer left in your room. You have a Treasure Chest filled with Bits.
>>4140049GAME INFO: The Treasure Chest is far too big to carry in one's saddlebags. It's far too heavy for most ponies to carry as well.
>>4140049>>4140028Oh, thanks, I'd forgotten the cosmetics kit.Whilst it's unlikely to happen tonight, I'm kind of hoping we might be able to buy the sleeping powder from Zecora, since if Twilight's right the Boulder Snake'll stop being stone when it starts moving, and thus'll be vulnerable to it.
>>4140074AB has a hammer, and bubblegum can be used as an adhesive in a pinch.
>>4140111We chose the wake-up powder. I think it was a one time thing.Also, we don't have a lamp on the premises, right?
>>4140074swap out the bits for the glass vialsthere's no telling when we may need to collect a sample
>>4140049Dump our bit and take the gum. Wasn't it useful last quest?
>>4140146GAME INFO: There are no Oil Lamps or Glass Lanterns currently located in the house. You accidentally broke your last Oil Lamp while collecting flowers for Zecora and haven't had the chance to go replace it yet.
In the veing of the comb (most useless item being most important), I can't help but wonder if we'll somehow wind up needing two hammers.>>4140146We chose the wake up powder as a reward, but we know that she also has sleeping powder that she trusts us to use responsibility, and from her work with LS that she is willing to trade for bits. Can't hurt to see if we can purchase some off her, especially when we explain that it'll help protect us in the event our suspicions about this snake being the only thing that can actually kill us.And no mention of lamps in the house, but Twilight said we had one we could borrow when we asked her.
>>4140096Whichever one we choose, we should dump our bits out of the bag they're in and put the item inside the bag before putting it in our saddlebag.
What if LS only wants to meet us because it's something to do with the Boulder Snake? As in, as a test to see what it'd eat or something similar
>>4140240Good thinking.
>>4140208Then the bubblegumAlso >>4140240 fuck you Jr, we inventory management now.
>>4140254LS doesn't want to meet us
>>4140254LS doesn't want to meet us, unless something happened this session I've missed (Haven't caught up yet). It's some mystery other person that left our map, the handwriting was very different.
I vote for for taking the glass vials. They might come in handy if we find something related to the Boulder Snake.
>>4140119>>4140175>>4140240>>4140257>>4140267After little self-debate, you decide that your Bits have probably served their purpose today. You withdraw the small Bit emblazoned Satchel and dump the Bits back into your treasure chest. You throw the Pack of Bubblegum into the Satchel, then put the Satchel back into your Saddlebags. You look back at the scroll on the floor, realizing that you have no room to store it inside of any saddlebags at the moment."...how am I going to carry this safely..."Scootaloo simply shrugs. "I dunno."
>>4140381We could just ask Scootaloo to carry it in her mouth or put it in the bag with the bubblegum. I mean, it's not like we're going far, just to the door right?>asking Scoots to put it in her mouth
>>4140381It's only going as far as our front door. Just get Scoots to carry it in her mouth, since we'll presumeably crush it into a fine powder if we try.
>>4140381Replace something in our satchel with the scroll, drop it off and then come back for the item we left behind.
>>4140381Can't we just carry it in our mouth?We don't salivate. It's not going to get soggy.
>>4140452Goddamnit Jr, if we wind up having to play "Fox, chicken and grain" with our inventory...
>>4140474We're just carrying it to the doormat, right?Be sure to reread it once we're there to make sure we didn't accidentally scratch it.
>>4140452>>4140452Just fucking do this. Have Scoots put it halfway under the front doormat or somewhere else on the porch where it's visible but won't blow away.
>>4140381Ask Scootaloo to carry it under her wing.
What time is sunrise?
>>4140562Good idea. This
>>4140445>>4140448You look over at Scootaloo for a moment. Without a second thought, you grab the scroll and pop it into her mouth. With a little protest, she glowers at you before letting you lead her out of the room.As you enter the hallway, you see Mary Annette taking off her Maid hat. She looks like she's whipped and ready to relax. As per normal, she heads off towards the living room on her way to the sauna. She leaves her hat on her cleaning cart, looking ready to throw her uniform through the wash before bed. You stealthily keep to the carpet, Scootaloo close behind.As you leave the front door, you hear your dad speak up. "Questing again? This late at night?"You turn around. "Well, actually... uh... well, we're going to just go over to the clubhouse to chill for a bit. We're celebrating the day off from school together."Your dad holds his expression. You're pretty sure he knows what's up. "Don't get yourselves bruised up over nothing now, ya hear?" He heads upstairs.Scootaloo sounds like she was about to mumble something, but you can't hear her around the scroll in her mouth. She stops, then just opens up the front door. As you both exit, she slips the scroll under the doormat."Alright. It's probably going to get dark soon." Scootaloo looks up to the sun hanging over the mountain tops. >Next action: Heading to the Clubhouse
>>4140562>WingersOoh, good point. I hadn't thought of that. For future inventory management shenanigans rememberCan carry stuff in mouth>Manipulable wings>Squiggletail at least has a tail that can carry stuff for short periods.
>>4140670Check the scrollGod damnit Jr I know what you're like. Check the scroll
>>4140670Make sure that a little bit of the letter is poking out, then continue onward.
>>4140670All this focus on Mary has me mistrusting her. It's odd
>>4140670We should go to get Applebloom since she doesn't know we'll be at the clubhouse.
>>4140706Do this make sure it's legible.Also >>4140709
>>4140702Can Scootaloo even use wingers? I mean, she can't fly
>>4140754True, plus she'll also hopefully have a lamp.
>>4140781>>4140781Good point. Plus she still has our lamp oil. How much longer until sundown, Jr?
>>4140706>>4140709>>4140767Paranoid as ever, you make sure to check the scroll before leaving. You look it over, noticing that it has a light bite mark indented into the paper. It's very slightly moist... you think... but it looks fine. The ink isn't bleeding through and the paper looks like it's still in good condition. You slide it under the doormat, leaving a little corner hanging out.Scootaloo stares at you impatiently.>>4140670>>4140781>>4140754>>4140821"Right. Let's get going."You and Scootaloo head out of the front door and take a left, heading towards Sweet Apple Acres. As you head down the road, you suddenly remember that Applebloom has no idea what you three have planned."Hey, we need to get Applebloom."Scootaloo nods. "Right. Let's go around back and fetch her."As you approach the farmhouse, you and Scootaloo start going around the side toward the back. Your hooves land heavy on the soil, making a crunching, clacking sound as little rocks and sand push away under your hooves.GAME INFO: It is currently 7:45pm. Sundown happens at 9:00pm.
>>4140859Have Scootaloo go to knock.We don't want to fall through the porch.
>>4140859Approach the house and have Scootaloo knock because we don't want to break the rickety ass door.
>>4140859MS APPLEJACK! CAN APPLEBLOOM COME OUT AND PLAY?
>>4140903>Approach the house and have Scootaloo knock because we don't want to break the rickety ass door.God I have no idea but this made me laugh so hard
>>4140774She can still move them around and stuff, so it's not like they're lame or anything. I'd say so.
>>4140859Kindly request that Applebloom join us for a bit of after dinner fun.
inb4 she's grounded.
>>4140954>after dinner 'fun'CMC orgy go?
>>4140890>>4140903>>4140912>>4140922>>4140954You decide to go for the front door. Knowing that the porch was never designed to hold a pony of your weight, you decide not to test it."Hey Scoots, go knock on the door. Let's see if Applebloom can come out."Scootaloo shrugs. "Oh.. I thought we were going to sneak her out..." She laughs to herself. "Knocking would be a lot easier, wouldn't it?"The small orange pegasus jumps up the steps and taps on the door. In a matter of moments, a relatively angry looking Applejack comes to answer. "Ya'll here for my letter snoopin' thief of a lil' sis?"Scootaloo looks around. "...yes..?"Applejack shakes her head. "Well, too bad. She's grounded.""What for?" You ask."One of my Letters in fell out of Saddlebags when she was takin' em off to eat dinner, that's why." Applejack doesn't seem too thrilled about the letter getting out. "Come back tomorrow if ya'll want to see her."Scootaloo looks back to you, unsure of what to do.>>4140963META INFO: Good call.
>>4140859>>4140600What time's sunrise?
>>4141028GAME INFO: Sunrise happens at around 6:00am. You've found that it actually happens about a quarter to 6, but it's close enough.
>>4140963YouYou did this.
>>4141027B-b-but it's from a dragon who wants to destroy the world!Again...
>>4141027Er. HmTime to sneak out AB somehow
>>4141081I'M SORRY JESUS CHRIST!
>>4141027"I'll give you 1000 bits to unground her for the night."
>>4141057ThanksShould we tell her that we found out who LS is?I'm thinking not, since getting in her good books'll be a good bargaining chip when we meet LS. Especially if we've got AB; he'll have to be a perfect gentleman if his crush's beloved little sister is around.
>>4141113>Trying to buy off ApplejackAnon, pls.That'll only piss her off more.
>>4141027"If she isn't coming, then can you? We need to save the world and need somepony with a lamp. In fact, we'd prefer it if you can since you're stronger."
>>4141081>>4141099META INFO: Actually, I was nearly done typing it when he posted. Good guess on his part.
>>4141027Acquiesce.And then let's try to sneak her out.
>>4141119I think it's the best chance we got. Honesty is the best policy.
Try to sneak her out
>>4141097>>4141172>>4141247"Ah... shoot. Okay, Applejack... tell her we'll see her tomorrow, alright?"Applejack tilts her hat towards you. "Will do. Ya'll should get on home anyhow; it's gettin' late."Scootaloo hops off the porch, hanging her head down low. As soon as the door shuts, she picks herself back up. "Late? 8 o'clock? Pffff..." She stretches her wings out a bit as the two of you start rounding the house. "So, we're busting her out, right?""Right. We'll need her and a lantern if we hope to do any questing tonight."You and Scootaloo tiptoe around the house. You can hear your hooves digging into the soil firmly, making a crunchy noise as you disperse sand and rocks away from your hooves."Alright... so, how do we do this? Is the ladder still back here?" Scootaloo wonders. She trots a little further ahead, looking around the back of the house. Up above, you see a warm candlelight in Applebloom's Room.
What happened in the last thread?Do we know if Applebloom is poisoned?
>>4141303Check yourself.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp4131260.html#4136003
>>4141303Nope. If she kicks the bucket, I guess we reload.
>>4141281See if Applebloom's window is open
>>4141331>>4141303Quick summary, went and looked at the snake statue, Applejack found AB and pulled her home, went and visited Twilight told her about LS and talked a little more about the rock snake, sent Sweetiebelle home with instructions to meet at the clubhouse, met dad as leaving library, came home for dinner with Scoots.Some of that was this thread.
>>4141369Might as well. What else can we do?
>>4141406Doesn't Applebloom have some of our things?Might be able to use that excuse to go inside and open her window "for air"
>>4141281Locate ladder. Look in nearby toolsheds if there are any.
>>4141281Get Scootaloo to fly up thereBut no seriously, ask Scoots if the ladder is there
