My Lee Pony General guys.Talk about Ponies.Lets talk about the show.I had an idea for a discussion but i lost it.
smile pls
>>4131260HOAOAOAOAHAHAHAHHA WHERE IS THE DOG
>>4131269
>>4131265Forgot picture>>>/sci/5000000
What would pony's favorite type of bagged snack be?
how draw filly
What are your plans for tonight, MLPG?
Hey guys. What color do you think Rarity's shaft should be?
is it just me or are these threads becoming a little stale
>>4131289WHY IS THE PONY FUCKING THE DOG?!
Which pone doesn't do their taxes on time?
>>4131307Chillin'Hanging out in MS's stream, watching him draw
> A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
>>4131307video games
hors
>>4131292>87 replies
why are my little pony generals still a thing
>>4131314Its just you
>>4131314Actually, that would be /b/read.
>>4131308light blue or violet
>>4131334Momentum
>>4131327Who's this asshole trying to make a move on my waifu?
>>4131326
>>4131334Isn't my little pony a show for little girls?
>>4131308Either a light fleshy pink or dark black.It should match her anus at least.
Posting Spike's Themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
>>4131334Inertia
just a reminder
>>4131307I was going to finish DMC3 tonight or play Killing Floor then cry myself to sleep.
>>4131307painting. and moping about
>>4131247>Rarity will never become the band slut>Macintosh will never become the drug addict lead singer of the band>Spike and you will never split from your current band and form a successful band if your own
>>4131334Its the group./vp/ has Pokemon generals too. No one cares over there. Being on a board for ponies doesn't mean we have to disband
>Aplpejack will never perform a duet with her brother:youtu.be/Q2JShV-mWJ0
>>4131362Hey fuck you if you don't want a god damn crossbow.
>>4131292BASED MANGUM
Would you?
>>4131351What kind of reaction is that?
>>4131349>>4131361PHYSICSTHE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND ALL FANDOMS
>>4131370Why the long face Rarity?
>>4131359Rarity theme timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>4131334Spite.And hope for new material.
you'll never guess what I'm drawing
>>4131370YES YES YESis he going to do all of the 6 main characters?
Jackie Chan signed on to Season 3Is this awesome?Y/Y
>>4131359Twilight and Fluttershy have to do a dance for a talent show, this is their songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Age3FV4v-m4&
>>4131404I'd rather a George Takei but that'll do.
>>413139919th century men watching ponies and being shuffled upward.
>>4131404YFWOOOOEAEAEWHAAA!
>>4131399penises
>>4131292HAHAHA
>>4131370>MS picture>immediately check out the hands and feetWelp
>>4131404DELIGHT
>>4131412>not Wakamoto
>>4131407>k-popyeah okay
>>4131370
>>4131386
>>4131307Video games, cookin meatloaf, maybe some writing.Standard stuff.
Princess Celestia looks like she's pissed off. What did you do?!
>>4131429>human rarity has bleached her anus completely out of existence
>>4131426>voicing Lord Donut SteelS3 might not be train wreck after all.
>>4131443Stick it in her butt
>>4131429No penis no. Bad penis.
>>4131441What.
>>4131443Worshipped the ruinous beings.
>>4131426>Wakamoto playing a villain speaking an unknown languageI'd cum in my pants
>>4131429I hate MS' human Rarity so much
>>4131435
>>4131441>that Silver SpoonSo cute.
>>4131443Well, don't tell anyone, but I made Daring do cry.
>>4131443Tell her it's only a dick, chill the fuck out.
>>4131443I revived DiscordAnd then had sex with himOn her bedWithout inviting her
>>4131463My nigga.
>>4131429>>4131370man, that guy cannot draw hands feet or faces at allhow can you shit out that much draw and still be so terrible at the basics, damn
>>4131443I blew up the sun
>>4131362>FedoraOk, I chuckled.
>>4131429>vagina>no assholeMS, folks.
>>4131424What kind of re- wel fuck
>>4131465
>>4131443I, huhI sleep all day and go out at night
>>4131454Yeah, what a selfish barbarian, that penis. Let the ladies have the fun on their own. If they wanted a dick they'd ask you for a double sided dildo.
>you will never feel again what you felt when you discovered FiM
>>4131463if there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it'sRarity
>>4131443noting
>>4131443Boned her sister.And we forgot to lock the door.
>>4131485>fedora >not the crossbowDo you even hunt?
>>4131488There's something wrong with you Pinkie
>>4131479ross, please
>>4131491Uh..yeah I will.I remember clearly. I was Applejack when I first saw episode 1 with /co/
>>4131443
>>4131491>tfw S1.S2 was great but it was somehow different...
>>4131471[Continued laughter]
>>4131448>6 PONIES DARE CHALLENGE ME?>IN MY OWN CRYSTAAAL KINGDOM!
>>4131491>tfw even that feel is denied to me>tfw i just realized i'm bipolar or whatever since it sometimes makes me sad and sometimes not
>>4131492If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's artist that make Rarity look too old.
>>4131441>Ask Gabby Gums updating againPlease tell me this is so.
>>4131443I only just now noticed that she doesn't have a gigantic horsebutt.Why did you guys lie to me?
>>4131515I too was an Applejack.
>>4131500
>>4131498Or to pick up her crownSomeone's going to find it and come to the room, oh god.What if they think we abducted her?
>>4131504
>>4131538Link?
>>4131539yeah. Chrysallis doesn't either. Her ass is pointy.Zecoras butt is still cute though
>>4131550MORE
>>4131524IN DONUT'S CRYSTAL KINGDOM, LIVES THE SHINIEST VILLAIN, YOU'VE EVER SEEN!BUT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, BLEW HIM TO SMITHEREEEEEENS!IN DONUT'S KINGDOOOOOOOM!
You're given the option between staying a human on Earth and dying at the age of 73 in your sleep, or going to be a pone in Equestria and dying at some point within the next 20 years when Derpy accidentally removes all the oxygen from your vicinity. Either of these events will always happen, and you cannot get around them by trying to kill yourself before 73 or by avoiding/killing Derpy or whatever.What do you do?
>>4131535>too oldHow old do you think Rarity is in the show?
>>4131528>self-diagnosed
>>4131555>What is google?http://ask-gabbygums.tumblr.com/
>>4131524For some reason I am reading this in Aku's voice
>>4131543I really wish people would stop having Spike grow wings when he gets older.If they're not there at birth, they'll never be there.
>you will never feel Braeburn's warm testicles resting gently against you as you sleep>you will never feel them churn and throb from a full month of teasing
>>4131561shoot the fairy
>>4131561>what is a vacuum
>>4131549What if it's a maid? And what if she, like any maid, starts to gossip? Suddenly whispers around the castle, hushed voices silencing themselves when she walks into a room...And then the tabloids get wind of it. We'd not have a moment's peace outside of the castle.
>>4131563as old as the episode's plot requires, as with all the other ponies
>>4131543
I know, I know, >fanfiction, but this artist is so great>>4093060
>>4131563the mane 6 are around the same age. Young 20s.
>>4131575What is google anon?
>>4131563Around the same age as the other 6
>>4131571yes i knowsorry
>>4131580Also, Secret of my Excess.
pony porn
Any drawfgas around?Someone draw Princess Luna gently taking Neil's soul in the last flight, to the stars.
>>4131490U-unf? Goddamn it.
why the hell do people get autistic about how old the characters area) they are cartoon poniesb) it's pretty fucking obvious that their age only matters when it's a birthday episode anyway
>>4131500>>4131543>>4131589>digitally coloring a shaded pencil drawing
>>4131528If you're bipolar, try to get a lithium prescription from a specialist (you may have to spent a while at the hospital for them to adjust the dose). It's the most effective treatment known.
>>4131609That seems incredibly disrespectful.
>>4131538Yes, artist is nailing down some style aspects.
>>4131589
>>4131592That's what I'm asking you.
>>4131617I already said it a lot of times, it's not bad but damn it doesn't look good either.
>>4131625HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE FROM THE THUMBNAIL
>>4131619Mmm, dat alkali metal
>>4131558
>>4131621I'm with this guy
>>4131589Twi's horn looks like it's made from cardboard here.
>>4131609Why not have Carl Sagan welcoming into the sea of stars?
>>4131619why would i want that to get curedone anon already said i am a faggot for selfdiagnosing
How would you make Twist into a characters as prominent as the CMC?
>>4131640PERFECTWAITNEVERMINDJUST A LITTLE BIT MORE
>>4131609You sound really autistic.
i know that feel, bro
>>4131652Oh boy that pic hahaha
>>4131625
>>4131646>See or hear Carl Sagans name>Have to listen to it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbcEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>4131587What would we do? Elope? Argue it out with the tabloids?Oh man, the drama.
>>4131609I assure you it's probably being done already.Look out for it in Equestria Daily memorial pages or drawfriend updates. Expect lots of bronies wishing to send their money to Nasa because an image of NA was featured with Luna, which makes NASA bronies.
>tfw winged SpikeNO I DON'T LIKE IT
>>4131662stop i dont want to >feel
>>4131644Easy fix: rounded base!
image dump1/5
>>4131652I kill her and then just refer to her as in Hitchcock's film Rebecca
Why are the Japanese so fucking dumb when it comes to height and weight?
>>4131619oh i get itits a stealth request to get myself euthanisedisnt it
>>4131659Grow up! Act like a man!
>>4131429where is her asshole oh my god I'm laughing
>you will never find an ancient starship and leave the earth behind to wander the galaxy
>>4131686The metric system
>>4131662
>>4131359>>4131407Japan is to America as Korea is to Canada
>>4131491Reading your post I felt a pang of it again, and the reassurance of season three being around the corner made it lingerI'm sure when the show starts we'll be right back to the feel
>>4131591and how old do you think MS's human rarity is?
>>4131686Because they've never seen someone over 5'2"?also, not pony
In response to earlier complaints I present you all with a good humanized RarityNotice how the artist did NOT try and adapt her horse mane into a human hairstyle. Instead her gave her longer, curled hair
Why we have been spammed for 3 threads in a row and Leth did nothing?
>>4131712She hasn't aged well.
>>4131659That picture gets me everytime
>>4131689
>>4131699>implying Im that stupid to fly an ancient piece of advance technology without testing every part of itBy the time Im done with that, I'll be able to build my own from all the patents
>>4131699Fuck You>When I was young I wanted to work for Nasa
where can i buy one of these (pic related)i saw one of twilight sparkle's weird friends wearing one a while back, is this official merch or something a fan made
>>4131699>you will never be an ancient starship buried below the surface of the planet, waiting to be awakened from your slumber
>>4131719>that Rarity>goodNope nope nope.
2/5
Which pone's belly is best to rub?
>>4131703
>>4131719Good? Anon that's the worst I've ever seen.
>>4131728It worked for Blake, all he had to do was get Avon to poke around inside a few panels.Callie helped too, I guess.
>>4131719thats not a good rarity at all
>>4131656snap
>>4131733>2/5>season 3You're being incredibly irrational.
>>4131730Foam fingerthey're everywhere
>>4131730Are you serious?
>>4131735we repost now?
>>4131712Too old
>>4131731>you will never take samples back to the base>the samples will never awaken from their slumber>they will never imitate your camp-mates and colleagues >you will never burn a sample of everyone's blood to discover who the imitations are
>>4131734Applebloom
>>4131719And you complain about MS's humans?Holy shit that's terrible
>>4131719>albino>horn>good
>>4131749>>4131739>>4131732mhm, why?
>>4131557I'm pretty sure Zecora's butt is the biggest of all
>>4131730Lyra pls, we know it's you.
>>4131735
>>4131719Love is over
>>4131771because i am not blind which you clearly are
>>4131751
>>4131773>anon squishing zebrass.png
>>4131771It looks like shit, like almost everything about it is complete shit.Anon I implore you to reconsider your tastes.
>>4131756>>4131753DO YOU EVEEEEEENNNN
>>4131579so sucks mako ded tho ;_;
>>4131782what is wrong with it? Besides something stupid like it having a horn?
>>4131771The anatomy's not what I'd call good.
>>4131730It's some kind of human sextoy. You don't want that, anon.
>>4131773I don't even want to fuck it. Its just..adorable
3/5
>>4131771>grey skin>horn>awful stepped shading>ridiculously long and out of proportion legs>huge thick hands
>>4131792>brony>clops>in order to help a family of fictional technicolor horses
>>4131804>chest tufts
>>4131806BonBon pls
>>4131778
>>4131792>The apples taste like semen
>>4131823>not liking chest tufts
>>4131800Oh, right, you were making a Lyra jokehaha
>>4131802Her skin color is awful, yes the horn, and her legs are way way to long and it looks like the left one is broken.
Forge ahead mighty Ponies, for a new life awaits us on this...Ponyville Trail
I think MS's Rarity is pretty unf worthy
4/5
>>4131830This "feel" never resonated with me. Sure its sad but at the same time it just feels silly for some reason
>>4131849More of that pleaseAlso chat is gore and hardcore
/r/ing someone makes a short series of 3-panel comics called "Diarrhoea Pie, which is all about Pinkie doing funny show-like things, and then suddenly and without warning coming down with diarrhoea and shitting everywhere.
>>4131652give her an episode? she is as prominent as Snips and Snails already
>>4131830
>>4131858what's it like being a completely tasteless brony fuck
>>4131773please post all available zecora porn
>>4131873Why
>>4131874How about you ask /mlp/
>>4131874/r/ing you to end yourself.
>>4131856>Rainbow Dash dies of dysentery>Applejack breaks a leg, but heals>Twilight attempts to ford a river, but drowns>Fluttershy is captured by Indians>Rarity dies of cholera>Pinkie stayed on the East Coast.
>>4131686>that feel when 6'4" and 140 lbs
>>4131869>namefagging using your real name
>>4131858What does it feel like to have shit taste?
>>4131815aw, now I see what you mean.Very well. Is this better?
>>4131874
>>4131823>he doesn't like chest tufts
>>4131849>>4131873OH FUCK MY KID BROTHER WAS STANDING BEHIND MEYOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERHE'S SCARRED NOW
>>4131881I don't think with my head, I think with me dick (although I've had absolutely no sex drive recently)
>>4131838>you
>>4131896you dont?
>>4131895I actually know pretty much that exact feel, but 2 pounds heavier.
>>4131901I hate PHN's Rarity too.
>>4131901Without the tattoo, yes it is much better than that grey skinned monstrosity.
>>4131869did someone say gore?
pony
>>4131893How the fuck do I get Oregon Trail running on DOSbox? I want to have the Mane 6 go to Oregon and post screencaps
Twilight Sparkle is not a mother figure to Spike, that is Celestia.This feel doesn't work, all the feels you'll get from those two will be from the show.
>>4131919hey there wanna erp
>>4131901I don't like the hair or the tattoos, but that's a lot better
>>4131904W-who drew that?
>>4131933i honestly find these shops more revolting than gore
>>4131835>>4131904Disgusting
>>4131934Why not use the second version, for win16?
>>4131933>>>/pronz/
>>4131919Mom, please
Confession time.I actually dislike most humanization and I like cute anthros
>>4131956
>>4131927>>4131928okay. Find me a better humanized Rarity.I guess I just dont find minor problems all that disconcerting.
>>4131950Youre mom
>>4131783
>>4131933Is there a joke I'm missing?
>>4131933why
i don't like how sad/lonely/frustrated pinkie pie was co-opted as some kind of 'pinkie pie is secretly a serial killer this proves how gimdark the show really us for us bronies, the true audience lol have you read cupcakes yet' thing
>>4131970>you>are
>>4131933>>>/narcoticreefer/
>>4131967>liking chest tufts People like you make me sick
5/5im gonna start a tumblr based on these
>>4131933Horrible.
>>4131982HURHURHRUHRU I WAS JUS TPREDTENDING TO BE RETUDRED LOL U GOT TROLLED HAR D XD
>>4131995dont fight the future
>>4131980I don't like how you keep posting this
>>4131925My skeleton brethren
>>4131895>tfw 5'10" and 133 lbsI'm gaining a pound of muscle a week though, luckily.
>>4131996That's an original concept. Good luck!
so i guess is for sure that Discord is coming back for S3or there is people here who think that De Lancie is going to voice a different character?
>>4131968
>>4131933>the can is behind her hoofThis is what irritates me the most
>>4132004>repeated content>/mlpg/>4chan>the year of our lord 20twelve
>>4131996In my opinion, some of the best OCs are non pony ocs.I mean we got Saffron, Jade, Grizelda and Inky
>>4131874this actually sounds hilarious
>>4132036>sticky hooves>human posesyep, it's season 3 alright
>>4132035"M-mommy. That l-lady is scary."
>>4131980does posting this shit every day make you feel better then?
>>4132044No it doesn't
>>4132043AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4132044It does if you have a brain damage.
>>4131804OH god, that's hot. 10/10 Would fuck!
>>4132043
>>4132043I don't know if I should laugh or cry
>>4131823Chest tufts are best tufts.
>>4132057druidanon, plz
I like this human Rarity.
you guys are a bunch of snooty hipsters
Woo woo, party time
>>4132034It could be a small flashback.De Lancie may have decided to mix things up a bit and try a different voice though unlikely.
>>4132086pls stram pls
>>4132078I would fuck that Spike
>>4132086You better stream that shit.
>>4132084Yup.
i like xairelle's rarityespecially in that Spike pic
>>4132089What kind of reaction is that?
>>4132089>332MPH>Water slide
Take a moment of silence for the horsefuckers that haven't lived to see Season 3.
>>4132035fuck ugly face.
>>41320892sanic
>>4132043that unironically looks like a cool, interesting design
>>4132084Do you know why you're calling us hipsters. It is because you are subconsciously aware of how shit your taste is.
>>4132089I died
>>4131890>>4131892>>4131903Aw come on, I don't mean like porn. Or even showing any shit. Just some onomatopoeia.Okay, how about "Little Miss Pissy Pony"? Like that one sketch in that Little Britain show.
>>4132062Why pone likes to ded
>>4132072>druidanonBut that's me not him.
>>4132133>Little Britainconfirmed omega-tier taste
>>4132139>Wanting to have an identity.Fuck off.
>>4132127It looks interesting to say the least. Just like I thought Ross's old humans looked interesting.But then he had to go and make everyone fat
>>4132089I can't stop laughinghelp
>>4132139>OMG PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE~
best humanized Rarity
>>4132145>Little Britain>anything other than prolefeedWatch a decent sketch show like The Fast Show or Harry Enfield and Chums.
>Implying there's a better human Rarity.
>>4132127Looks like a gang warlord from The Warriors universe
>>4132123I always cry for that anon that said he was going to die one month after the show ended. He never got to see season 2 ;_;
>>4132138I like ponies doing silly poses or faces.
OH SHIT NIGGAIT'S TIME FOR SOME PONYVILLE TRAIL!
>>4132089Oh god that black kid in the background
>>4132148>>4132157>not taking it as a jokeCome on, jesus.
>>4132161Kim Possible lips
>>4131730I actually live right by Spirit Industries, the guy who invented those lives in my town and buys feed from me
>>4132161>the best human Rarity is Fido fucking RarityFormula for success right there
>>4131957That would be completely impossible to get running, as it won't even work in DOSBox.
You know who is best humanized Rarity?
>>4132177ha ha, it's funny because you're playing a video game but you're using pony names instead of people namesnext, play pokemon and call your guy BONER or something, so the other people will say 'Hey BONER!' lol
>>4132123
>>4132177Okay, who do we leave out and what occupation does Twilight have?
>>4132165That and this are the only humanized Rarity pics I have ever saved.
>>4132202
>>4132202Shouldn't you be in bed right now?
>>4132157>>4132148What's funny is the guy you're responding to is not the one who often posts druids
>>4132211doctor
Fat women should be banned from the internet
>>4132201yus
>>41321652animu
>>4132165>animu>humanizedLel.
>>4132211Twilight's a Teacher.And we leave out Pinkie.
>>4132201why do people insist on the horns and ears and goddamn tailsruins decent cosplays
>>4132211Teacher
>>4132171It's better this way.
>>4132211>pinkie pie died of dysentery
>>4132201>best humanized rarity is a human raritythis is quite possibly the best of situations
Jeez, why does everyone seem so angry? Chill out, guys.
>>4132215>no coherent response>posts meme insteadlel
>>4132176Pone is so much fun!
>>4132123>Everyone you've ever known will die in thier lifetime
>>4132211Teacher. Leave out Fluttershy because she's shit tier.
>>4132222No, the internet in general should be banned.Because it allows these people to have far reaching voices, and allows them to form groups. The more voices there are that are saying something, the more likely it is to become the norm.
>>4132228>>4132236Okay, Twilight's a Teacher and Pinkie is too pregnant to go to Oregon right nowWhat supplies do we buy?
>>4132223That is the worst Rarity cosplay I have ever seen.
>>4132249inb4>DAYTIME MLPG>DAYTIME MLPG>DAYTIME MLPG>DAYTIME MLPG
>>4132109This one right?
>>4132252Uh, I think it's pretty obvious what he's trying to say with that response.
>>4132089
>>4132252
>>4131809so is her faceshit I had a shot of her making the cutest face, but it is on a hard drive in a computer that PSU died and I haven't figured out how to retrieve it or fix the computer
>>4132201it's funny because she is not attractive aside from having big tits
>>4132133>"Little Miss Pissy Pony"I second this. Nothing is sexier than piss.
>>4131621>>4131642Yeah, right, how dare they mix their shitty cartoon for little girls with sacred things! Even if they want to show respect or express their sadness and feeling from the bottom of their heart... but is is wrong, it is autistic, it is so brony. people aren't allowed to do that because i don't like it!Like this autistic piece of shit:http://silvercresent11.deviantart.com/art/Missing-You-278706590fucking bitch
>>4132262Bullets. So many bullets.
>>4132222Ok...someone tell me.what the fuck is privilege?I mean in relation to this?I've been hearing this shit everywhere and its been annoying me. Is this another trans thing?
>>4132161I disagree, MS's Rarity is mid-low tier as best.
>>413226220 oxen
>>4132276Your ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>4132287>what is google>asking 4chan of all places about complex social/emotional stuff
>>4132238It's not anon. He had his whole life ahead of him. Now he'll never experience the ups and down of MLP and MLPG. He will never hear his favorite ponies voice ever again.
>>4132287http://haveyoucheckedyourprivilege.tumblr.com/
>>4132275Sounds like something a mentally handicapped person would say
>>4132233But tails are sexy! I wish human girls had real ones...
Why do I get a 4chan X error every time I open a new page?
I like this human rarity
>>4132276>Hey someone should draw Luna taking Neil's soul to the stars>Hey man maybe we shouldn't tie a human legend to a cartoon>SARCASTIC AUTISTIM RAGE Please stop, you've done this like three times already
>>4132266fuck yeahthat one and the other one
>>4132287Cis scum pls die
>>4132306>because I'm a white male I'm have a privilegeFeels good being superior.
>Someone draws older spike>they draw him with wings>even though we've never seen him with wings, even in Secret of My Excess when the accelerated his age for the storywhy do they do thisIt annoys me so much and I can't even put my finger on itI could accept if, say, they gave him really boney back/shoulders, as if his body half heartedly decided to not develop wings and instead gave him a back that looked like the one X-man with the bones growing out of his body or something, but why wingsI mean if you want spike to fly just give him a jetpack instead of coming up with some sprawling overcomplex reason to draw a character without wings, with wingsIt'd be like giving a earth pony wings simply because although they didn't have those wings as a young foal they spontaniously appeared in adulthood for no particular reason other than the artist said so, so Donteface.pngalso I suppose that rant brought me out my doodle slump
>>4132303>asking the rest of the internet about complex social/emotional stuff
just fuck off and die already
>>4132287Privilege is racism, nazis, the 1%, intolerance and strangers.
>>4131904>genitals>not a crotch tuftblunder of the century
>>4132305Oh the plus side he'll never see the show turn into a fan-pandering pile of shit.I envy the dead who know peace from this evil.
>>4132322Remember? To Bronies, the episodes and canon is a bother.
>>4132176This is indeed the best of things
"Astronauts don't die on Saturdays"> yfw it was Neil words in some interview
>>4132274I disagree.
>>4132326no u
>>4132165who cares if this is animu, it's well drawn.It's better than that fat cosplayer that you guys were oggling over
>>4132340>implying season 2 wasn't already
>>4132312Because it's somehow broken.You're not the only on.e
>>4131899like having my own opinion, which I enjoy
>>4132254>>4132343More silly?
>>4132345I agree with him actually, I just can't find her attractive at all
>>4132352>Animu>Well drawnPick oneAlso, I don't even like Thickity.
>>4132356>I think the show is shit>I'm only here for the fandom
>>4132345>>4132274>>4132201>>4132223BREAK THE DAMRELEASE THE RIVER
>>4132345That Fluttershy never fails to scare me
>>4132356I never implied that season 2 wasn't fan pandering garbage.
>>4132363>durl
>>4132345>big nose>man shaped face>fatshe's the most attractive one there... but that isnt saying much
>>4132357Aeosynth's is the only one that's broken. I switched over to the other one, and haven't gotten any error messages since.Of course, this may only work for the Firefox version.
>>4132356>implying it was/v/ is that you?
>>4132361got an opinion? prepare to be shouted down by autists who literally do not leave mlpg
>>4132344>he was murdered
>>4132314... and then some good and respectful artist in fandom (not JJ, but more like Crappyunicorn level) does that and everyone is ok with that, because double standards and hypocrisy.
>>4132367>he dislikes the fanpandering>he must hate the showdat false dichotomy
We're not going with clothes because Ponies must be naked, plus Rarity brought enough for everybody
>>4132310More like something someone with a piss fetish would say.
>>4132385>Only autists disagree with my opinion!
>>4132367Everyone still posting in these threads is here for the fandom, even if they're more selective than most.
>>4132367At least the fandom manages to characterize the ponies better than the show does.
>>4132345>not posting superior version
>>4132322Don't the teen dragons say he'll get wings later? That he's still a baby dragon, for reals, and not just insultingly?But then again, his final form from the greed episode is probably the real thing, and he really is a different breed of dragon. Which would explain the other older dragons attacking him.
>>4132391> he'll never see the show turn into a [...] pile of shitGet fucked.
>>4132363There can never be too much silly
>>4132314>google to find out more info his death>get linked to a reddit article, whatever>upper comments are about cowboy bebop
>>4132322>>4132341I imagine their reasoning is that Spike grew up unnaturally fast in SomE, so his wings couldn't have time to develop naturally. I, of course, am talking out of my ass with this.
>>4132363I like that!
>>4132365Miyazaki films are well drawn and animeAnd all your third-world American animators look up to him.
>>4132340>>4132356But the show hasn't really pandered to fans at all.Other than, y'know, Derpy.The lead storyboard guy even said that they're trying there hardest to keep fan ideas out of the show at Everfree NW, and there double checking everything to make sure nothing gets in even subconsciously.
>>4132389>EveryoneStop right there, we are not a hivemind. I can safely say that I would be upset about Neil being drawn with a pony by anyone.
>>4132365>All animu style is shit HURRRR
>>4132419No, you're talking like a brony desperately trying to save his fanon.
Let me get this straight. You guys think a fat cosplayer with a big nose is attractive but you dont like certain drawings because it's animu, has a tattoo, or a hairstyle that goes with the attire that is being worn?The first one with grey skin and long legs I can understand sort of.
>>4132404>that fluttershy
>>4132391>he thinks the show is shit>but I... I mean he still totally likes the show, guys>guys?
>>4132042sucks the only good griffon OC is from the equestrian wasteland
>>41323925 days out and Applejack is already suffering from exhaustionBtw, I've never played Oregon Trail before so they'll all most likely die
>>4132345For me it's that look of confidence.Thickity is a woman who knows what she wants.
>>4132424Not to mention the stuff that comes out of Madhouse and Studio 4degrees
>>4132434Anime isn't a style, dingus.
why is she so perfect?
>>4132399i unironically think that yamino was on the right track, even if she was making her points in a spectacularly awful wayi unironically think it's terrible that bronies are apparently allergic to black people and are fine with getting smug about it being 'their show'
>>4132341Those are not even bronies, just autistic retards.
>>4132402I thought I was the only one who had this opinion.
>>4132314>implying anyone gives a shit>implying you can prevent it from happening>implying it matters
>>4132042wait, I only know Inky. what are the other ones?
>>4132424>>4132434Okay, fine.>Uguu~ noseless sharp-chinned animu style>GoodPick one
>>4132400I selectively like some aspects of the fandomBut I'm not one of those faggots who likes the fandom but doesn't watch the show. Like Slugbox and SUAP and other assholes.
>>4132428>Derpy>not gratuitous, annoying pandering
>>4132416>>4132423
>>4132456No flaws, no character, you can project anything you want on her.
>>4132434It is when its the only thing you know how to draw.
>>4132389If you're an artist and you really want to show your respects, it would be stupid to draw something.Post a small paragraph, at most, showing your condolences.Anything else would be disrespectful.
>>4132400Jokes on you, this is the only post I've made all day.
>>4132462>My>Not Our
>>4132399More like only autists get their panties in a knot over other peoples' subjective opinions and start acting like their personal opinion is objective fact and the one and only truth.
>>4132402
>fat girls cosplaying raritywhyfat people cant into fashionpic related: that's how skinny you need to be
>>4132456>no puffy anus 0/10
>>4132470How can something be bad or good if it's subjective?
>>4132470>implying that we appreciate them as real peopleThe features on animu are exaggerations of what is seen as attractive: thin faced and smaller noses
>>4132457>i unironically think it's terrible that bronies are apparently allergic to black peopleSince when are bronies racist?
>>4132475>literally 2 minutes of footage that contributed to the story>entire show turning to shit
>>4132502because he's a nazi, anon
>>4132475She was only present in the foreground once. Every other time she's stayed in the background.
>>4132462>Are we making love My sides have left me
>>4132402>>4132462RS pls go
>>4132495He's right, though.
>>4132457>i unironically think it's terrible that bronies are apparently allergic to black people and are fine with getting smug about it being 'their show'Nevermind your approval of self-censorship and moral panic, what the fuck are you even talking about here?
>>4132457That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it. Even if I think you are a complete tard for agreeing with Yamino at all, especially considering her absurd double-standards.
>>4132441See >>4132365 and >>4132470Stop putting words in peoples' mouths
>>4132484>righting something is fine>drawing something is disrespectfulwhat kind of weird sharia bullshit is that?
>>4132287I'm not cis and I don't believe in "privilege".It's just people getting butthurt because they attach a negative meaning to the term "abnormal" and think it means that society has an inherit bias against them.The first time I ever heard it was regarding race, "white privilege". But trans people do also use it and so apparently do fat people now. God I fucking hate fat people.
>>4132451Guys, bad newsWe attempted to forge a river that was 3 feet deep and all of the Oxen drowned
>>4132507see: whenever human ponies are anything other than porcelain wifus
>>4132472We just had a massive show argument a few threads ago. It was glorious.>>4132440I wouldn't attack him so hard for it. Lots of cartoons use magically growing up and missing some things as a trope.
>>4132476That is probably the best scrunch in the show. That or Diamond Tiara's. I can't decide which!
>>4132042>Inky>GoodIts basically a rabbit with a pony body, looks nothing like the donkeys in show, its shit. I don't hate rose though, its just that her fursona is awful.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4132501>Hooves on an anthroThis is so fucking stupidSo why do I love it so much?
>>4132456octavia reminds me of the mules.The only reason bronies well in love with her is because they gave her a specific expression which calls for eyebrows.This makes her face not only expressive but more human as well.This is why the majority of drawings with her have eyebrows, and the ones that dont arent anything special
>>4132545Because you got the autisms
>>4132453Breast reduction surgery?
>>4132475>getting butthurt over one small shoutoutExplain yourself, I want to understand already why
http://taskidog.deviantart.com/Who is this?
>>4132543Why would you post that? Why.
>>4132527well, I said you should've bought 20
>>4132530>If someone doesn't draw a humanized pony as black, they're racist!dat logic
>>4132526I hate fat people the most. You can't choose your sexuality or skincolour. But fat people are just lazy fucks.
>>4132555......Its Taskidog
>>4132522yes, he doesnt like it because he doesnt like animu.I dont like animu either but I can admit when something is well done.Dont put words in my mouth
>>4132561i'm talking about the comments sections, genius
>>4132266>>4132315>Rarity will never admire your penis, casually running a perfectly-manicured finger over your baby-smooth, hairless crotch while she explains what an erection is for, and why you get that funny feeling in your penis when you look at her.>She will never teach you to kiss a woman properly>"Such a beautiful boy...">This will be our little secret, all right, darling?"
I like these humans.
>>4132540I like Inky. She's cute.And also a donkey, not a pony.
LOOKPONE
>>4132574Read the second link again.I don't like noseless gradeschool-level animu faces.
>>4132578>samefaces (minus pinkie, ish)>same body types
>>4132462/r/ full comic
>>4132578it's objectively shit animu wannabe cancer
>>4132456Because she plays [best instrument]
>>4132500you can be a little thicker than that. Most fashion people work out a lot so thye are more toned and downright skinny
>Implying VLC is not best media player.
>>4132554it reinforces bronies' belief that they're the true fandomit also gave yamino an excuse to stir shit up, and showed that people like her can actually have an effect on show content, which sets a horrible precedent
>>4132578>liking things>everMe too. Dat FS and dat Rarity especially
>>4132540but the show ponies look nothing like ponies, they look more like deer/mice or cats
>>4132526>>4132564why build the society we have built and not be a lazy fuck? I thought that's why we did it.Besides, that chick was speaking against the use of the word privilege, if you read it
>>4132589a very cute pone
>>4132564NO I WAS BORN INCAPABLE OF PUTTING DOWN A FORKYOU JUST HAVE A FAST METABOLISM
We've only survived so far because Rainbow Dash has been foraging for Wild FruitWe bought an ox but it got sick and diedAnd Fluttershy's been bitten by a snakeWe...We're going to die out here
>>4132608>Pinkie in 3 places at onceWell, it fits show canon, at least.
>>4132555That's Taski an infamous non porny furry who is actualy pre-Holy shit he linked John Su on this image. He and NCH and Pokelai used to be my inspiration>Pokelai is a brony now too
>>4132609>it reinforces bronies' belief that they're the true fandomWho cares
>>4132589cute pone
>>4132593big deal. It's a minor problem with the picture
>>4132581I didn't say she was a pony, I said she was a rabbit with a pony body, please pay closer attention because I shouldn't have to repeat myself.
>>4132609Wait, how are they a "fake" fandom?
>>4132578>dat PinkieUNF
>>4132609>shut up and sit down, the adults are watching the cartoons thankyourverymuch GOOD SIR~>audience applauds, blowjobs for all
>>4132589I look, I see, the bestest horse
>>4132608I count four Pinkies there.What the fuck is going on?
>>4132624YES
>>4132548But all the pones have eyebrows. they are just normally fused with the top of their eyes
>>4132638It's not a minor problem, it's an unattractive face.
Whoa whoa whoawhy am I cryingSeriously, the tears won't stop what the hell
>>4132581>>4132614The point was it doesn't look anything like the in-show donkeys.
>>4132266reminds me of disney
>>4132652easy for autists to guess their emotionslike dbz HAAAAA fight scenes
>>4132658I'd still fuck it
>>4132608
>>4132656Because [ponibooru]
>>4132599I don't think you know what you're talking about.>>4132603Colorful is not the same as anime.
>>4132530I don't see why acknowledging that drawing humanized ponies as black is retarded has anything to do with racism. There's nothing wrong with black people or anything, but the ponies are not black. Except maybe Luna.
>>4132609I still don't quite get why some of you are butthurt about this. I don't care about either of those, the only cause of the appearance was the early fandom - us -, and we were the ones that created Derpy too. And if you don't know about the fandom at all, it's just a funny visual gag.
>>4132608Lol this happens to me sometimes. You can either skip around a little bit or just let it play and it resolves itself.
>>4132658That's becuase it was made before donkeys were a in-show thing
>>4132658It was made before they even showed any donkeys
>>4132609>the true fandomexplain yourself
>>4132683>implying it matters who derpy hooves 'belongs to'
>>4132684>this happens to me sometimesSo why the fuck do you use VLC?
>>4132656
>>4132652yes but Octavia is the only one drawn almost exclusively with eyebrows.It's the only reason she's seen as "attractive"See? Rarity looks cute in this pic despite being angry
>>4132682>except maybe lunaThen Celestia would have to be black, too.
>>4132702Because it barely ever happens and it's not a massive annoyance when it does? It lasts like 2 seconds.
The good newsWe now have 6 delicious Buffaloes to eatThe bad newsWe can carry back about half a BuffaloWe may not make it to Oregon, but DAMMIT! WE'RE NOT GOING TO STARVE!
>>4132564>But fat people are just lazy fucksStill a result of genes (or the dice of nature, you could say) as much as your skin color and sexuality.
>>4132322>>4132405>>4132419yeah, rapid growth in size is not truly aging over time. I should watch Dragon Quest again and see if that's true
>>4132680that neck is too longeven if it's >implying she's a alicorn
>>4132682>the ponies are not blackoh, how i'm looking forward to hearing your explanation
>>4132655I disagree, I dont like animu almost at all but I can appreciate the face. The fact that the nose is small doesnt bother me.Maybe I just have a better eye than you
>>4132651>>4132646>>4132637mah niggas
>>4132685>>4132686So? You're like those fags that still cling to Fluttermac even though Cheerimac is canon. Rose is clinging to her outdated and special and unique OC design and its shit.
What is your favourite picture/flash/tumblr to use when fapping?
>>4132440but did the dragons in Dragon Quest not say he doesn't have wings 'yet'?
>>4132726It's a very rare occasion that being fat is strictly due to genes and is completely unavoidableIt's not a rare occasion that fat people self-diagnose these problems
>>4132726nope. Some people get fat more easily or less easily than others, but it still comes down to your lifestyle 99 times out of 100
>>4132732Or maybe we just have differing opinions?Don't be such a dick.
>>4132738No Anon, you're shit.
on 4chan, every girl is ugly
>>4132608VLC is for the most part a shitty media player. SMPlayer is way better for most purposes. The only times I still use VLC is when playing back damaged or badly encoded video files that won't work in SMPlayer.
>>4132656http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0VYB6SR2Agthis will help
>>4132501
>>4132755CoC.Can't fap to pony stuff for some reason. Haven't since the beginning.
>>4132755how about instead of this topic, we just post cute ponies?how about that, anonymous?
>>4132731All voiced by white VAs, and nothing in how they are written suggests they are black. Also, it's pretty obvious that the zebras are supposed to be black.
>>4132678>Dat opening melodysuspiciously [similar]
>>4132755The show
>>4132755http://e621.net/post/show/228614/animated-balls-bestiality-blue_eyes-blush-cum-cum_orhttp://e621.net/post/show/228279/animated-blue_eyes-cum-cum_in_hair-cum_on_chest-cu
>>4132778>no mention of MPC
>>4132782THAT DOESN'T HELPTHAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL
I can't tell the difference anymore between the retarded fans and the failtrolls pretending to be retarded.Poe's law or some shit.
>>4132799 hereand yeah, I realize it's a common relative chord progression.
>>4132795how about that.
>>4132793wut is CoC?
>>4132656It's okay to cry Anon, it's okay.
>>4132656Leaves from the vine...
>>4132797I think you mean African.
>>4132609>true fandomHoly shit you don't really believe this do you ?
>>4132797>Twilight's mane in the first episode>Twilight says "ooh wee" in Ticket Master
>>4132820Corruption of Champions. Very hot game.
>>4132788You're the only one that understand me, puffy butthole anon.
>>4132755I lay on my bed and use my imagination>implying this isn't the best way to fap
>>4132636>not realizing that we're all really just different parts of the same fandom
>>4132809oops wrong link, sorryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjAFMNkCDo&feature=related
>>4132755
>>4132799>>4132678is it really, really that hard to put the music in the file with the right tag?
>>4132831Best be joking
>>4132773Im not the one who initially put my opinion out there. You were. So dont pull the "it's just an opinion" bs
>>4132795cute ponies is my favorite kind of ponies
>>4132818http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ALd-Top2Apractically every song
>>4132840absolutely disgusting
>>4132838NO
>>4132731
>>4132797>voiced by white VAsthe VAs have absolutely nothing to do with the writing->nothing in how they are written suggests they are blackhow would they act if they WERE written as black people? just so we can spot the differences, you and i
>>4132799http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkZ0aSawkMU
>>4132795But I...
>>4132850>Dash Makes Cute Faces: The Episode
>>4132400Except I was talking about cyrstal ponis and Shining and Cadence all morning, get fucked
>>4132845Use a decent player:http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/136244The other one is trash in comparison.
Supplies are running low, we can't move without an OxenLuckily, the game gave us a way out cannibalism
>>4132702>>4132720Even when it's working correctly, VLC still has shit image quality compared to pretty much every other player. I'd still choose it over any ActiveX-based player just to avoid the codec bullshit, but SMPlayer is codec-independent as well and doesn't have the shitty image quality of VLC.
>>4132797>>4132861Newsflash:They're neither white nor black. They're pastel colored ponies.
>>4132876ha ha nobody cares about your stupid not-ponies game
>>4132847You said it was well-done and not liking animu faces is no reason to dislike it, and said not liking the face is a minor problem.Then you said that you had better tastes than me.
>>4132883so why does it matter if someone draws pinkie pie as a latino? or twilight as a chubby black nerd?
>>4132755I don't fap to ponies as much as I used to but if I had to pick one I'd have to say None of them because I don't fap to ponies you sick fucks
I was shocked to learn that Spike was a girl. The show says he's male, but then it turns out the VA is a woman.Why would the show lie to us like this?
>>4132855Well, like, that's just your opinion man.
>>4132895It doesn't.
man, pinkie pie has a huge butt
>>4132731>>4132797This.
WHAT WOULD EACH PONE USE AS THEIR DESKTOP WALLPAPER
>>4132876The Ponies killed FluttershyWe will eat well tonight
>>4132892The artifacts, oh god the artifacts OH GOD!
>>4132897It's a very progressive show, anonymous.
>>4132895I don't know about you niggas, but I love me some delicious brown Twi.
>>4132895I have no problem with it if the image looks good, but the problem is most of the time its done just for the sake of "LOL DIVERSITY!" and the art suffers because of it.
'You really think I'm pretty?'
>>4132895It doesn't, but don't call me racist for not liking it.Also I like latino Dash.
>>4132895It doesn't. It's silly and a bit funny, but I really don't give a shit.
>>4132757They mentioned he's still a baby and hasn't grown his wings yet. However, he could be a different type of dragon and with his more horse oriented diet, might not get them anyway.But he can ask Pinkie Pie if he really wants to fly.
Streaming Tremors in 2.5 hours. Will be followed by Tremors 2: Aftershocks.
>>4132861Yes they do. That's why Zecora is voiced by a black person. Same answer to your second point, see: Zecora. Come to think of it, I've never seen a white Zecora humanization. How insensitive and racist, don't you think?
>>4132915Rainbow Dash would have a blurry, stretched image of the Wonderbolts because she cannot into technology
>>4132926Those, those were some of the best posts of MLPG during this hiatus.
>>4132931NO PINK AUTISM
>>4132861Like this
>>4132938Apple drew a white Zecora once
>>4132926Oh fuck, I remember that thread!
>>4132930>the problem is most of the time its done just for the sake of "LOL DIVERSITY!"that's clever, because now you can just claim that the artist is only doing it for 'LOL DIVERSITY' and that doesn't make you a racist prick, hooray!~
okay Ive rounded up some more Rarity humanizations. Would you guys mind giving me your opinions on them?If you dont like the style, then w/e
>>4132861They're ponies. Race doesn't exist the same way for themHowever,Black people and white people have always been written differently, regardless of the writers skill level or ability.A bad writer will rely on cliches/stereotypes. A good writer will understand the cultural differences between races and incorporate them.You don't understand the creative process if you think they're written identically. That's like saying woman and men are written the same way, for the sake of 'equality'.
>>4132939No she'd have a tiny logo tiled all over.
>>4132895BECAUSE IT OFFENDS MEBLARGABLARGABLARGWHITEPOWER
>>4132931You are the prettiest and cutest pone of all!
>>4132755This is one of my favorites, though I usually fap more to stories than pictures.
>>4132935>>4132757This is idiotic. They asked if he even HAD wings.
>>4132958shut up and post personhorse
>>4132953Well it was just two months ago...
>>4132803MPC is just another ActiveX-wrapper that uses Windows' codec system. It's excellent for playing DVDs, since both VLC and SMPlayer tend to barf at any attempt at playing those, but I wouldn't use it for anything else, since I don't want to pollute my system with a million shoddy and conflicting codecs.
>>4132952Thank God, I was about to call the news and inform them of such injustice
>>4132938Alright, so you've established Zecora does the common Caribbean voodoo-princess thing. How would the other ponies act, if they were black?
>>4132961You were the only one to respond to that with an ironic shitpostHow's it feel?
>>4132975
>>4132931the bestest
>>4132975I hate it
>>4132930>I hate diversity>I think art of white people is better than art of black peoplethis is why people think you're a racist
>>4132986Feels good.You'll get over it, anonymous.
>>4132931You are cutest pone, but only 5th prettiest.
>>4132958>Would you mind giving me your opinions on them?>If you don't like the style, then w/eI don't even know what you want
>>4132995I was never on it
>>4132931Open your eyes! I want to see those big, sky-blue saucers, Pinkie.I think you're pretty.
>>4132981Hellooooo, zebras are from Africa. Why would they use a zebra for a Caribbean voodoo something character, numbnuts? She's obviously supposed to be a tribal-like character. Try again.
>>4133007>Pinkiefags
>>4133005Well you'll need to get on it in order to get over it.
>>4132832I guess it has its moments, but I'm not sure I'd say very hot. A bit too vanilla for my tastes most of the time. Still, mildly amusing.
>>4132987
>>4132931Pinkie stop interrupting me, you jerk. I wasn't even talking to you and you ask me this question out of the blue every single day!
>>4133013Are you coming on to me?
>>4132937YESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>4132992Not that guy, but diversity for the sake of diversity would come off as more offensive than not having a diverse cast.For instance, Having a sassy gay character to fill the sassy gay quota is more of an insult than having just straight characters.
>bronies in search of romance
>>4132958The only acceptable Rarity humanization is Glancojusticar and LM.
stop
>>4133011Because the Caribbean is populated mainly by negros you ingrate.
>>4133011answer the question
>>4133021maybe~
>>4133027>diversity for the sake of diversity>it's not about me, what about MY needs
>Pinkie has an afro>Pinkie can cookshe black toowhy no one drew Pinkie with a pick in her mane yet? a pick with the fist on the end
>>4133041Oh gosh, anon, I'm not even drunk yet~
>>4133052Pinkie has always been a fat black chick to me.
>>4132042>Saffron, Jade, Grizeldawho are these I must know
>>4133052Dude, the only white people that are shit at cooking are Americans and English people aged 60+
>>4133052>When she's depressed she turns white and her hair straightens
Really guys, a racism debate?Really?
>>4133027Which is most of the reason I don;t like Yamino.
>>4133039Already did. Zecora is the black character of the show. That's how they would write a black character into the show. Understand it. Get over it.
>>4133027>diversity for the sake of diversityThere's that phrase again! How do you judge quotas in your shows anon? What do you do if they don't match up?
>>4132931Oh yes. Very pretty.There's a nice alley over there... wanna go fuck on that smelly heap of garbage bags?
>>4133062She's always been that fat girl with glasses with an Invader Zim livestrong bracelet and no real friends for me
>>4133052Bitch please, most of the famous cooks of the world are white
>>4133028What.
>>4133070>calling shitposting a debate
>>4133052Curly hair and awesome cook? She is more like to be Italian then.
>>4133070I just got back from the movies a few minutes ago. I don't know what's going on, but I can share this story:I live in one of the whitest towns in America. The theater was filled with old white people. They would not shut up during the movie. At all. And they kept talking at the screen -- "JUST SHOOT HIM!" "Oh no hide!" etc.White people are really fucking annoying.
>>4133078how do you think the non-zecorah ponies act if they were black?
OPERATION KILL THIS HORRIBLE THREADENGAGE
>>4133086>headcanon over show canon
>>4133099My grandpa does that. All grandpas do that, and shout at the TV.
>>4132959Exactly. The only sane way to draw them humanized would be to draw them with the same skin color as their pony counterparts.
>>4133088
>>4133099I've never seen this happen, and I live in bumfuck Florida full of old white retirees I think you're lying
>>4133086>no real friends>pinkie piewhat
So guys who is your favorite horsemy favorite horse is the slutty one
>>4133106>Show canon is a fat black chickWhat
>>4133088>Most of the most famous X are whiteRacism
>>4133064Saffron is the Diamond Dog from Renne Quest and Grizelda is either Gilda's fangirl or her little sister.
>>4133126I'm not the guy you're responding to
>>4133120She bounces around and befriends everyone on the surface level, those are not real friends.At least if she were a human they wouldn't be.
>>4133100Like Zecora or Sapphire Shores
>>4133049Alright, let me rephrase that. Say you've got a TV show about a small, white-bread town. Population is, for the first season, nothing but straight, white people. Suddenly, people on the Internet start claiming this to be racist, claiming that it doesn't "represent other cultures." The purpose of the show was not to do this. However, in response to the protests, they are forced to either throw the protestors a bone, or cancel. So suddenly, new people move in. A very stereotypical latino family down the street. That friendly neighbor, who has been married for the entire run of the show? Surprise, he's gay! The main character's best friend, who was another kid in the neighborhood and was white? He's black now, and bisexual to boot. The main character's love interest? Transsexual now.And to top it off, the main character's family is now Muslim.That is diversity for the sake of diversity, and what would happen if people listened to the Internet and Tumblr.
>>4133124I like pinkie too
>>4132880SMPlayer keeps fucking up way more than VCL for me, but it can play more so I don't know what to do
>>4133124I LIKE THE ONE THAT IS YELLOW AND QUIETI THINK HER NAME IS "SQUIGGLETAIL"HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER
>>4133124which slutty one?
>>4133143So why did you bring up canon in a humanized discussion?
>>4133145she was the girl you admired from afar, maybe knew your name, but you never had the balls to speak to
>>4133124Mine is the bookworm autist
>>4133162
LOLus bronies huh?
>>4133116Naw old white people don't play around. Drive bys are an average occurrence in Maple Pines retirement village.
>>4133169I never knew that feel, I made sure to go through high school with no what-ifs
>>4133178>I need scissors! 61!
I'm just going to leave and come back in a couple of hours.You're all retarded, btw.
>>4132896...but you fap to that?
>>4133201That's very ableist of you.
>>4133201He mad
>>4133156I've only seen SMPlayer fuck up on certain specific files, and it's usually very obvious when it does. I don't know if it's a bug in SMPlayer's codec or the files breaking encoding standards. I just use VLC for those specific files.With most files it works perfectly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1P__R1IvkY#t=2m01sWhat would MLP be like if it was written by Ninja Theory?
>>4132846go watch the episode, she totally says it right in the beginninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpayJn3Ch5M
>>4133102The best way to kill a horrible thread is to post ponies
>>4132931Pinkie please stop trying to worm your way into my heart, I can't afford to fall any further.
>>4133224>thunderlane>bgp
>>4133152That's poor writing. Not 'diversity for the sake of diversity'.>TV show about a small, white-bread town. Population is, for the first season, nothing but straight, white people. Suddenly, people on the Internet start claiming this to be racist, claiming that it doesn't "represent other cultures."Uh, they'd be right. A town like that WOULDN'T represent other cultures. Plus, if we're in hypotheticals here, I'd imagine it would get a fellating from Fox and co. about how it 'stands up for True American Values' etc, and vilify anyone who dares attack its patriotism on talk radio shows.
>tfw Euro didn't respond to your birthday message to him.I- I know he got A LOT of messages b- but...
>>4133204That Ruby sex quest was amazing man.
>>4133159The sluttiest one.
>>4133235But not representing other cultures doesn't immediately make something racist.
>>4133223man, her eyes are HUGE
>>4133204What's wrong with fapping to Ruby?
>>4133224>tfw little Thunderlane/Pegasus sister art
>>4133213no, he didnt want that
>>4133223Botox is a terrible, terrible thing
>>4133260She doesn't have Nan's delicious figure.
>>4133239>tfw my birthday is in 3 days and I'm doing absolutely nothing to celebrate
>>4133283>not celebrating your birthday by drinking alone
>>4133255That's right. However, I wouldn't think a 'white-bread small town' setting would be the most progressive of places.You'd have to invent a reason *why* it's an all-white, all-WASP town.
>>4133283Buy a bunch of marshmallows and make a pony with it.
>>4133283
>>4133215I can't even capture the screen with PRTSC it fucks the screen and makes the image immobile. I can't explain it is so fucking weird
>>4133234This is a sad thing indeed. It seems Rumble is a better ladies man than his brother if you go by art volume
>>4133282>Sexing up goatsToo far anon.
REMINDER: IF FACED WITH YOUR DOPPELGANGER, APPROACH WITH CAUTION AND MEANS TO ELIMINATE.IF ENGAGING IN SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH SAID DOPPELGANGER, BE WARY OF HANDS AT ALL TIMES AND DISPOSE OF QUICKLY AFTER.A DEAD DOPPELGANGER IS A GOOD DOPPELGANGER!
>>4133324>Not sexing up goatsWhat are you some kind of faggot?
>>4133320He can't help it.
>>4133308Because the story necessitates such a town? And in your attempt to realistically portray that town you keep all the characters white, which would be expected in real life?
>>4133299>tfw I celebrated my birthday by getting drunk with friendsI feel like I don't belong here.
>>4133341That's actually cute
>>4133350dude, goats piss on their faces
>>41333372leet4me
>>4133324>Not sexing up goats>Not fucking them so hard they revert to their more animalistic nature and start bleating>Not baa-ing along with them during the act
>>4133283I've been doing nothing for my birthday for the past 5 years, ever since I got a cake with my brothers name on it I have not celebrated. No feels given, no feels received.
dem feet
>>4133357I know your feel, man.
>>4133341I feel bad for him, he must be very lonely.
>>4133350No, I just think goats are smelly and unwashed creatures.
>>4133364MAAA!
>>4133337This begs the ultimate question.Locked in a room with your double. No cameras.Do you fight or fuck?
>>4132897I noticed in WWU, Spike was speaking and then it went straight to Mayor, I noticed right away
>>4133364>Reaverthat motherfucker is still around?
>>4133369There is never enough foot-centric art, fellow foot-fetish anon.But this is a gem anyhow.
>>4133382We do both
>>4133382This is just another way of asking "Are you gay?"
>>4133377my nigga
>>4133394fucking your double is like fucking futa, anonymous -- it's not "really" gay
>>4133382Personally, fight immediately. No holds barred, attacking testicles, throat, eyes, and ears as much as possible.I'm not getting replaced.
>>4133355>to realistically portray that town you keep all the characters white, which would be expected in real lifewelppeople are going to raise questions if people other than WASPs are conspicuously absent, tyou know. Hiding behind the story won't work, either, because it'll need to be believable by the audience.
>>4133394Fucking yourself isn't gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9KcZ_EWwY
>>4133364>No fluffy goat tailWould not engage in coitus.
>>4133382I don't have that comic of some neckbeard dreaming that he finds his doppelganger and the fuck
>>4133394It's masturbation. Not gay at all.
>>4133413>Kid RaddThat fucking webcomic. I got interested despite myself.
>>4133388Probably!
what's it like having no friends at all and being basically a non-person, known to no-one, destined to die alone, unloved and unmourned
>>4133453No idea
>>4133453I wouldn't know
>>4133453your landlord gets pissed at the corpse's stench one whole week after you're dead
>>4133382Fight him as best as I could. Ain't no self gonna let me get in the way of my life.
>>4133366Sounds like my birthday.Which was today.
>>4133453>My face when I don't know
>>4133468>>4133473>>4133487ITT: denial
>>4133052she can bake, not cook
>>4133505>Projecting
>That feel when drinking delicious protein shake and watching mare sex videosRest days sure are great
One of you is the traitor.
>>4133505Need a friend, huh?
>>4133138okay! I think I remember one pic of grizelda
>>4133485Happy birthday anon! Would you like a present? I'm not much of an artist but maybe I could doodle you something if it's simple.
>>4133485Happy birthday anonymous
>>4133521It's not me, I was with anon in the kitchen
>>4133532>putting someone's face on their own cake
>>4133453Like drowning in quicksand
What if Pony-kobolds get taken over by the rest of the fandom and get used for grimderp gore fantasies like fluffy ponies?What would Glitter Glue do?
>>4133453horrible
>>4133540
>>4133515What kind of schedule should someone keep? I'm new to this.
>>4133546Forget themjust like how he forgot Gillou and PB because of the rage they carried
>>4133546Get money from it
>>4133546move on to something equally interestingsuch is life being fandom.
>>4133555one day on, one day offask /fit/
Any report about the dude who rolled cosplaying as Icebox at Bronycon?
>>4133560He didn't abandon them, he just moved them to the sub.
>>4133555Beginners should stick to AxBxCxx. I've been into physical training and shit since high school, you could ask me anything.But you should read the sticky on /fit/ first.
>>4133578You mean Ice Pack.
Streaming Rocky IV to finish off today's ROCKY MOVIE MARATHONhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstime
>>4133515you don't use shakes on your rest days you utter cretin
>>4133578He came and updated earlier today. He is working on the costume.
>>4133546he would simply no longer do those, like he no longer does any sort of flutterstalker thing
>>4133590>>4133578Don't really know how I fucked that one up.
>>4133485Well, happy [birthday] then. I think.
>>4133593I still got protein macros to hit on rest days, man.
>>4133604"Icebox" sounds like genderswapped Icepack.
>>4133189impossible, unless you're superman
>>4133587>Beginners should stick to AxBxCxx. What does that mean? Google just brings up mathematics equations.
>>4133612But r63 Ice Pack is Hot Pocket
>>4133578>>4133595Wait what?Did you actually mean Ice Pack? I was joking.
>>4133618Nope, pretty much did everything I wanted to do.Superman is my hero though.
>>4133587> you could ask me anything.I've been skinny all my life, and I just seem to have no ability to build muscle. Could there be something wrong with me?
>>4133624A dayB dayC dayx's are rest days, do cardio on these.Different workouts on different letter days.Read the /fit/ sticky and then see if you have any questions.
>>4133626heheheh
>>4133643eat shitloads, work out every other day, ask /fit/ for advice
>>4133627Some guy rolled about cosplyaing on some con last night. If dubs he would go as Ice Pack. He got dubs.
hipsters
>>4133643What's your daily diet like?
>>4133485Eurobeat pls
>>4133626actually chuckled
>>4133624I'm guessing it means this::BeginWorkout 1RestWorkout 2RestWorkout 3RestRestGOTO Begin
>>4133652he'd better be black then.
>>4133643You build visible muscles by doing short and intensive workouts. Also eat right.
>>413366210 print 'kill yourself '20 goto 10run
>>4133666He sucked at spelling so yeah.
>>4133654>What's your daily diet like?That might be the problem. I don't have a huge appetite. I also might have digestion problems.
>>4133643steroids, and lots of themi've heard good things about crossfit too
>>4133169>high school>spend a ton of time lifting to get more more muscular so that I would be more attractive>still never got a girlfriend because my personality was still shitit sucks so much. you can make yourself prettier all you want, if you have a shitty personality it's going to be with you your whole life. Nowadays exercise and working is all I really enjoy in my life.
>>4133684tought shit, put fuel into your body then work out to make muscle
>>4133666If nothing else, he can be blackfaced, satan.
>>4133675Why
>>4133652was he seriousbecauseI would like to know about this
>>4133578He's getting business cards offering his 'services'.
>>4133687>i've heard good things about crossfit tooHeard the opposite. Lots of criticism.
>>4133684Do this: http://www.freedieting.com/tools/calorie_calculator.htmIf you're not over the number you get every day, you won't gain weight.
>>4133705He seemed serious.
>>4133683well alright.
>>4133705Well he talked about it again today, so it would seem he's reasonably serious about it.
>>4133505>tfw gf
>>4133585>He didn't abandon them, he just moved them to the sub.And then did jack with them. PB is the smaller green one right? Iike her.
>>4133716That's just gross
>>4133705He was here earlier today.He's attaching a cutie mark to a pair of jeans, and he has a striped shirt he's going to be wearing. Also, something about cufflinks and business cards.
>>4133596>like he no longer does any sort of flutterstalker thingDid... did they steal that too?
Goodnight, darlings~!
>>4133722>that feelfucking hiatus
>>4133739It's 8 o fucking clock
>>4133739>dream of bulbous ponies.pngAre they fast as well?
>>4133705I remember he did one of those roll things for whether to go to bed or stay online and did "If 0 I will cosplay as ice pack at my next con" and he got 0.
>>4133739But it's barely 5:18 PM
>>4133737Yeah. If you go to the "Anon in Equestria" threads (don't, by the way), they're really into the whole "flutterrapist" thing.
Will the sticky say why you drink a protein shake? I've never been to /fit/ but I been eating fruits and vegetables in the week and eat a steak on sundayI eat plenty of beans
>>4133732>this machine kills 4chan
>>4133755also, a tin teardrop
>>4133772Yes, seriously read the sticky.If you have any questions left I'll be more than happy to answer them.
>>4133757>not sleeping constantly
>>4133696If I've learnt anything about bronies, they're ugly on the inside just as they are in the outside so w/e
>>4133776>Listening to that banana song linked earlier in the thread>This shows upI feel racist
>>4133713>2367 CALORIES/DAY for maintenanceInteresting. I wonder how much that is. I just drank a 1 L of Chocolate milk, and that's 680 right there.
>>4133760what's the deal with AiE threads, anyways? I've never been in one. what sort of bullshit do they get up to in there?
>>4133646doing cardio isn't really resting, running is more strenuous than lifting for me
>>4133755>>4133785THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PETS?>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798>>4133798
>>4133789>tfw always tired
>>4133811>tfw
>>4133710>He's getting business cards offering his 'services'.>Guy dresses in Zebra striped suit >Hands out cards offering prostitution services>He's kicked out and arrested>News freak out about sexual pervert at children's con
>>4133804It's not really to relax, it's to rest and restore the muscles you worked the previous day.Never underestimate cardio, it's very important.
>>4133797They are just self-insert greentexts, some of them funny, some of them sexuals.I haven't lurked in that General in a while but, eh, it was ok.
>>4133797It's basically just awful greentext about you being in equestria 24/7.
>>4133797They greentext stories in second perspective about someone called "Anon" who gets taken to Equestria. Anon can be anyone, so there are stories about mad scientists, warhammer40k soldiers, etc. Mostly it's just a normal guy and shit starts happening. I kind of like them
>>4133822so then you're really alternating upper and lower body? Because running really does fuck me up all kinds of ways, I've been smoking half my life too
>>4133747Well, a delicate lady such as myself simply MUST refer to the beauty sleep schedule.
>>4133865Running is hardly a workout for anything more than your heart.Also take it to the new general, if you don't mind.
Well fuck
oh you crazy kids
why thread deleted?
Well that's nice
FUCK
I think because we were gonna fuck everyone's favorite bloke?
>>4133905Edgy kids.
>>4133905Did some anon go crazy?
smile maek throd
>>4133885I would rather discuss off topic in a dead thread, if you don't mind, and it just 404 anywayMy fucking legs and lungs burn don't give me 'it's just your heart'
Yes, anon who was asking, I do watch the show.
>people are going to bitch about anon threads for the next week or so
>>4133917An anon got butthurt that the OPe made the topic early. Maybe fluttershy made it
>tfw watching my new quad core CPU render shit at 100% utilization
>>4131260
>>4133922Not him, but it's true.If your legs and lungs are tired after running, it's not the running that tired them out. That only means they're weak and unattended to.
God fucking damn it captcha.Here>>4133925>>4133925>>4133925
I made a thread.>>4133944>>4133944>>4133944
>>4133959Got you guys covered.
>>4133922Your legs will stop hurting in time, so will your lungs.Running is actually shit cardio that will rape your knees and shins in time, you should swim or spar/hit the heavy bag instead.
>>4133961>>4133962You fucking guys
>>4133957I did say I smoked most of my life, and my arms legs chest, all of it hurts trying to run. what should be done? I'm 5'11 220 pounds. I never ran much in my life
>>4134008Not your /fit/ friend here, but you should probably see a doctor before doing anything serious.
>>4134008Swim or run boxing drills on a heavy bag instead, running will fuck up your legs.Have you read the sticky?
>>4134032Also this.
>>4134035No I have not yet read, I don't have access to those facilities though
>>4134064Invest in getting those, run in the mean time.Also read the sticky.
>>4134078I'm reading it now. I just started trying to get fit, I went from three pushups to ten
>>4134165Change up your diet before you get serious about getting fit, diet is very important.What's your diet like?
This old article will probably be of interest to you debating about racial portayals in the show.You've probably all seen it but there are some things that can be answered from this.http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pony-a-rebuttal/
>>4134222Apples oranges grapes cherries carrots beans corn asparagus potatoes chicken beef fish and milk
>>4134222and watermom just handed me a fucking coke though
>>4134275>bringing up this shit again
>>4134290That's it? That's all you eat every day?I need specifics, meals and such. Times.
>>4134309he probably just wwalked into thread
>>4134321that is just what is in my fridge right now, I nibble throughout the day
>>4134491Alright, you should keep eating like that.Fish, chicken, lean beef, oatmeal, nuts, milk, water, fruits, and vegetables should be your staple foods. Don't touch soda.Plan meals if you can, though. What are your body goals besides just getting more fit in general?
>>4134525Joining the marines, they said I was twenty pounds overweight
If you really do want to take it to the next thread we can, I'm sorry
>>4134564Alright, you said maintenance calories were 2367, right?Eat 1900 a day, lift, and run. You'll lose the weight in no time if you stick to it. Also corn is a bad vegetable, empty calories and too sugary.
>>4134624I didn't mention calories numbers, I don't know how they work. Corn is more sugary than apples and oranges? I know it has glucose but didn't think that was bad
>>4134624>Alright, you said maintenance calories were 2367, right?That was me. I'm another guy. Tall and skinny guy. Never could build muscle.
>>4134690Oh, well then do this thing.http://www.freedieting.com/tools/calorie_calculator.htmEat 400 calories under maintenance.Also no, corn doesn't have more sugar than apples or oranges, but it's void of nutrition. Try to avoid more than 50g of sugar a day, and the sugar you do eat should come from natural sources like fruit and it should be around strenuous activity.>>4134704Well apparently you have to eat over 2400 calories a day to gain weight. Jesus christ, man.
>>4134775>Jesus christ, man.What's wrong with that?
>>4134821That's a lot of food. Good luck.
>>4134775>Maintenance - 2774>fat loss - 2219>extreme fat loss - 1760so just stay under these numbers to lose weight? Do do I even tell how many calories something has?
>>4134907I mean how do I tell, most things don't have labelsand that is fucked up>nutrigrain bar - 120 calories>mountain dew - 170 calories>total - 290I had nothing but one of each for a week and didn't lose weight
>>4134973uh... nothing else?that would fucking murder your metabolism
>>4135023Especially with the caffiene and no actual food. Caffeine on an empty stomach is murder.
>>4135023they were trying times. I had water too, that have calories?
>>4135066>does water have calories
>>4135056I have had benders on NoDoz before, i know bad caffeine pain
>>4135081>it doesn't have fluoride either!
>>4134973>>4134907It should always say how many calories something has somewhere. And yeah, eat 2219 calories a day. Eat at least the 1790 a day, anything less is dangerous.>>4135066No
>>4135103I'm pretty sure I don't take in numbers up to the thousands. I once lost twenty pounds in a day from standing on my feet washing dishes for eleven hours, and walking to and from work that week was 30 pounds in total. That was when I went from 250 to 220 but I've stayed there since
>>4135162I'm sorry, but I don't believe that you lost 20 pounds in one day and weren't hospitalized.If this is true, then these guidelines won't help much because you probably have serious health problems.Either way, you should see a doctor.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmlMonster girls.
>>4135198It was a double shift, I had an hour break and a steady supply of water. It lead me to believe it wasn't intensity, but duration that loses weight. being the same weight now I don't believe I have worms, I'm just sure that day I weighed myself before and after work, I walked to work like every day in that week but the double was a surprise. Maybe it was only ten pounds that day and twenty throughout the week, I'm probably mistaken. the point is I was 250 since I was 15 years old, now I'm stuck at 220 and I eat like an apple and a bunch of grapes a day, and carrots for my wisdom teeththanks for all your help
>>4135342I'm serious, it's very improbable that you lost 10 pounds in a day and bordering impossible that you lost 20 in a week. See a doctor.The most I've ever seen was my friend losing 7 pounds in a day from an extended conditioning session. He had to go to the hospital to get a drip because he was dehydrated.See a doctor, man. ASAP.
>>4135427dude it was three years ago. I just stood on a scale, I'm down to 218 oh no! but really that day I was drinking constantly, but popping like five NoDoz so maybe it was the caffeine. I cannot just up and go to a doctor right now, and what do I tell him? I lost ten pounds in a day a while ago? Washing dishes isn't a workout like that
>>4135515You should see a doctor to see if it's safe for you to jump head-first into exercise either way. Maybe you should mention it then.
>>4135427I thought it was just the standing on my feet part really, you don't normally stand for eleven hours>>4135550you are right though, i will
>>4135550I've been chopping up dead trees with an ax, trying to run a little and just got up to ten pushups. I should stop you think?
>>4135609Nah, not if you feel fine. Just see a doctor to see if it's safe to continue in the long run and make sure you eat right and make a workout schedule.
>>4135650alright fine>make a scheduleI'll read the damn sticky to see how to do that
>>4135678Good.
Hey, it's that time again, isn't it? Welcome, questers, for another rousing look into the everyday dangerous lives of 3 young, full of life fillies and their immortal stone golem friend Raisin. Can you figure out what's going on in time? I certainly hope so.Let's start with a recap, then we'll get cranking into our questing:Last Time on My Little Dried Grape Pone:>--Helped Zecora bring the Mangy Griffin into her Hut-->--You choose to bring Wake Me Up Dust with you on your quest--(Trying to figure out what's considered Spam about this recap...)
>>4136003>**Ask Zecora about the Love Letter, recognizes the initials**>Zecora explains the nature of a strange Crystalline Powder refining order she received>**Compare signature on Love Letter to Zecora’s Thank You Letter to confirm it’s the same 'LS'**>--Zecora tells you that the Mangy Griffin will be in better shape around tomorrow afternoon-->Go to the Library; meet with Twilight and Spike>**Research the Snake Statue in town; discover that it’s called a Boulder Snake, an extremely rare creature that has never been seen near any pony villages or towns before**>--Do some research on Crystalline Powder; nothing solid turns up. Twilight find information about a slightly magical blue stone called Malecite-->--Tell Twilight that you’re on another quest, ask for her assistance—>Twilight is willing to help because you’ve been right several times before; researches the initials LS to see if the Love Letter was written by a pony in Ponyville>You and Scootaloo convince Sweetie Belle to offer up her Baby Blue Sapphires for a light potion not created; she’s willing to part with them now>xXx Tell the CMC that you feel something is watching you; they look around fast, the feeling dissipates xXx>Decide to look for Derpy to discover the mysterious sender of the Love Letter and the Thank You Letter>**Stay outside of Post Office**>Got the Address to Derpy’s House
>>4136060>**Make sure team is fed; head to Sugarcube Corner for snacks**>While going to Derpy’s, ran into Sandy Shores>xXx Approach her and offer help xXx>Sandy Shores steals a Baby Blue Sapphire before Raisin scares her off>Get to Derpy’s House, greet the mareAfter a long winded conversation with a ditzy mail pony, Raisin exhausts her supply of clever questioning before agreeing to be the mail pony’s friend and leaving the small abode. From her investigation so far, Raisin has discovered that the mysterious ‘LS’ is apparently not a pony, probably lives in the mountains, and likes magic Crystalline Powder. She also learns that he lives alone and apparently doesn’t like guests.As the late afternoon sun hangs in the sky, Raisin and the CMC prepare to leave Derpy’s Abode and continue their complicated questing. With an abundance of new information in hoof, the stony warrior must plan her next moves carefully. Who knows what dangers lie in store for the brave team of fillies…Let us continue the Adventure of Raisin. I hope the best for you guys and wish you good luck tonight… you may just need it.
>>4136076So, what should we do?
OH BOY
>>4136076Time and invetory check.
>>4136284Seconding.
>>4136284>>4136308GAME INFO: It is currently 6:00pm. The sun still lights up the skyline beautifully, it's golden aura showering the colorful land of Equestria in gorgeous, radiant sunlight.INVENTORIES:Raisin: Hayseed, Reinforced Boots , Spool of Rope, Money Bag + 85 Bits, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Twisted Iron Rod (tied to us)Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), Love Letter, StompstarterSweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Lamp OilScootaloo: CMC Cape, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up DustCaptcha: Crusades. lyrdscop
>>4136076Well, that's not a lot of Xs, that's good. Ask the CMC if they think it might be a good idea to return to the library.
>>4136334We should take a closer look at the snake statue in town.We've already investigated everything else we could hope to look into today, and it's getting late.
>>4136334>Twisted Iron RodWhat was this again?
When did Zecora and Twilight say to check back? Did Twilight even ask us to come back, I forget
>>4136334>6:00 PMDidn't our mom say to be home for dinner by then?Maybe swap things out and say goodbye for the last time
>>4136452Oh yeah, thisShe likes us to be home by then, we'll be a little late though
>>4136377Yeah. Other than the mountains that might be the only lead left.At least LS's house will be easy to find if it's bright at night.
>>4136386GAME INFO: The Twisted Iron Rod came in handy during an undocumented adventure through the Everfree Forest. When your friends fell into a deep pit, you were able to fashion a hook out of the Twisted Iron Rod, fasten a rope to it, and help the three climb out.>>4136409GAME INFO: Zecora said that the Griffin would probably be okay to speak with around tomorrow afternoon. Twilight never specified a time.
I say we check back in with Twilight and then head home for dinner.
>>4136478Ah, then I think we should either swing by the statue or go home for din dins
wait, if we figured out that LS is a dragon living in the mountains, then we should probably call Twilight off the hunt for a pony named LSshe'll be looking through that town directory all night otherwise
>>4136504Statue then library. They're right next to each other anyway.
>>4136521Yeah. Maybe he's in some other directory.Statue first. Better investigate it before it gets darker.
>>4136547Why library? We have no need
>>4136576>>4136576See >>4136521
>>4136377>>4136475>>4136504>>4136547>>4136571Check by the Statue in the Town SquareYou listen as Derpy seems to trip over something else inside her house. There's a loud crash followed by a calm silence. Scootaloo fidgets with her tail that was previously slammed under the door as Sweetie Belle stretches. As surprising as it may seem, your conversation with Derpy seems to have left the CMC quite tired."Alright, we've got a ton of new information. Let's head back into town. I want to check something quick...""Ya'll think we should check on that Snake Staute? See if it's changed at all, right?" Applebloom yawns, then cracks her shoulders. You simply nod in affirmation."Ugh, finally." Scootaloo chips in. "Let's get out of here."The crisp early spring air blows through the manes of your comrades. The same breeze washes over you, but you're unable to feel it's cool caress. You quicken your pace just a little bit to get ahead of your friends, hoping to reach town before it gets too late. You hear the distinct tap of a set of hooves from behind; Scootaloo is perched up on your back again.You pass a long trail of silverware leading all the way back and through Town Square. As you pass the houses in town, you see a bunch of families in the windows all sitting down and eating dinner. The town is peaceful at this time in the evening.The Boulder Snake Statue comes into view.continued... no extra time being spent
I say statue then. We should check it when we still have light. Then libraru after maybe
>>4136668>As you pass the houses in town, you see a bunch of families in the windows all sitting down and eating dinnerMom is going to be piiiiissed. I hope she doesn't ground us
>>4136668Examine the statue. Is there a base? Is it just a stone immobile snake? Is it in a relaxed or menacing pose? Just look.
>>4136668Applebloom looks about for the guard ponies that were keeping the statue under watch. They seem to have left for dinner. "Perfect! Everyone's gone!""Let's get a closer look..."You and the gang get closer to the massive snake. It seems to be coiled up as if it were struggling to cover it's own skin. The mouth is wide open as if it were screaming... the whole thing is actually rather unnerving. It's rocky coat is completely different from your own; it looks like an extremely burnt, cracked type of gray rock."...it... it hasn't moved at all since we were last here, has it?" Sweetie Belle asks with an air of caution.You're unable to confirm this as you didn't get a good look at the statue. It doesn't appear to have shifted..."Well, it's not knocking down any more buildings. What now?" Scootaloo rests her chin on top of your stony mane. She's taken to sitting on your back ever since she found out that you can't readily feel her weight.
>>4136750>continuedWe must wait
>>4136719>>4136719What's she going to do? We can just jump out the window and hit the ground without any injury.
>>4136783>She's taken to sitting on your backRaisinLoo OTP
>>4136783>it's own skin>It's rocky coatWHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME JR?
>>4136783Hmm. Investigate the ground nearby. Are there any holes where it might have emerged from? I'm stumped, not sure if there's much we can do here
>>4136834META INFO: Well, technically the skin IS made completely of stone... at this current point in time.The Game Master apologizes for the incorrect use of "it's", however. That's an annoying quirk on his part.
>>4136783Tell Scootaloo that we didn't know she liked riding other fillies.
>>4136783Is there anything like a symbol on its forehead or something?Something also tells me we should save. No sense going back to the beginning if we get too close and it comes to life and eats us.
>>4136855Speaking of holes, do you think it would be worth going to the schoolhouse?it might have collapsed in a tunnel the snake left.
>>4136855GAME INFO: Looking around the immediate vicinity of the Boulder Snake Statue, you don't see any concrete evidence as to how it got here. You do notice, however, that it currently resides next to a partially destroyed statue. The destruction continues on behind the statue... you're not sure where the trail ends.A lot of scaffolding seems to head back into town.>>4136952GAME INFO: Most of the snake is wrapped in a very rough, spiky looking stone. It looks like it was melting, like a very intense flame was heating the statue in place. You're not sure what to make of it. No immediate symbols stand out.
>>4136952We only have one save so far, right? If this won't let us lose our original, I'd could go for a save.
>>4136984Should we follow the trail of destruction...?
>>4136984Give it a boop!
>>4136993GAME INFO: You currently have one memory stored with Hayseed:Day 1, Raisin's Room, 9:15am
>>4137014I think we should. The CMC are tired, however
>>4136984Might as well follow the trail.
>>4137032FFFFFFFFFFFFFFine. Save. I hope it doesn't fuck us over.
>>4137032Do we get to choose which save to overwrite? Or does it automatically bump the oldest save off?
>>4137055>>4137014Should we get dinner first?Ask the CMC how hungry they are.
>>4137082GAME INFO: The oldest save is automatically deleted.
>>4137095So potential CMC dinner, CMC sleep and following the trail. Potential options?
>>4137014>>4137055Before we follow the trail, should we go to the library and tell Twilight LS is a dragon so she'll look in the right place? The library is really close, right?
>>4137120>potentially go for dinnerReally how did I even manage that
>>4137127GAME INFO: You'd have to travel into Town just a slight ways to reach the Library. It's relatively close to the Town Square.
>>4137096I'll vote to save. We really should start parsing these out more often if we have unlimited saves.
>>4137127How did we figure out that LS is a dragon ?
>>4137127We could get a really close look at the statue and try to memorize how it looks EXACTLY and then see if it moved a little when we get back.
>>4137183Derpy let it slip that he wasn't like Spike, he was "much bigger and more scaley" or something like that.
>>4137167Eh, might as well if there's no identifying marks on the statue. Give a walkaround to be sure and go to Twilight's, at least to get a lamp.
>>4137216He could be a giant boulder snake for all we know
>>4137239>>4137195This, before we leaveThen head to Twilight's?
>>4137169>>4137057>>41369933 votes to save the game's progressStaring at the melted looking Boulder Snake Statue, you find yourself getting an instinctive urge to check on Hayseed and see how she's doing.Withdrawing the little doll from you saddlebag, you can hear Scootaloo giggling a little bit to herself. You don't mind, however; gently holding Hayseed in one hoof, you see that the little Earth pony is doing just fine. She feels like she's got the heart for adventure everytime you stare into her black button eyes...Gently, you give her a little squeeze against your chest. Closing your stony eyelids, you concentrate. You can feel the soft sand of the beach beneath your hooves as you imagine the lake waves washing up your legs. You recall your dad flying a kite that day... it feels like it was a very long time ago.You smile.GAME SAVED
>>4137169If we load back to our first save, we should save again so that the save won't be erased if we have to save again further down the line....That was a lot of "save"s.
>>4137246The point is he's not a pony and seems to enjoy surrounding himself with bright light.
>>4137305Walk around the statue trying to get as much detail as possible, then head to the library.
>>4137329Yeah.Especially if we die right this second because we get gobbled by the boulder snake.
>>4137369Seconding.Also, ask the CMC just how tired they are
>>4137305Follow the trail of destruction and see where it leads.
>>4137259I also feel bad for Twily if she's on a wild goose chase.
>>4137195>>4137239>>4137259Carefully putting Hayseed back into your saddlebags, Sweetie Belle stands at your side, ready to depart back to the Carousel Boutique. "Should we all get dinner and meet here?" She suggests."Hold on, we should follow up on Twilight's research really quick before we split up."Applebloom nods. "Yeah, we all just ate bout an hour or two ago. I feel pretty go-""Applebloom! There ya'll are!" An angry mare shouts from down the road. "Ya'll were supposed to be home an hour ago!"Applebloom bows her head down sheepishly. "Um... Ah'll be back... in a little bit. Don't do too much without me..." She turns around, running towards Applejack. "I'll fetch her if we need to do anything big." Scootaloo says as she reclines on your back. "We probably shouldn't stay out too much longer, though..."You walk around the statue quick, leading Sweetie Belle around the side. You get a very sharp look at everything, memorizing as much detail of the Boulder Snake Staute as possible. "Alright, let's get going."You, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle all head out towards the Library. Just inside the downstairs window, you see Spike lighting up a few candles. He seems to be talking with Twilight.The scaffolding doesn't seem to continue on back this way. From this spot, you can see that it leads down the road by Sugarcube Corner.
>>4137486Knock.
>>4137486Knock, and what is the scaffolding even for anyway?
Fuck, so many options of what we could do.We should probably send the CMC back home for their respective dinners and to check in. We can do this part solo, don't want them vanishing when we need them
>>4137486Tell the CMC that you'll need to go out on an adventure tonight, so they'll need to sneak out.
>>4137584Probably repairs from the boulder snake bumping into buildings.>>4137486Knock and share info.
>>4137625Yeah, but ask if they'd be able to sneak out. Tell them that we want to have "a sleepover"
>>4137717I agreement
>>4137537>>4137584>>4137684GAME INFO: The scaffolding appears to surround areas that have been damaged.. apparently by the Boulder Snake Statue or whatever put the Boulder Snake Statue in its current place.You give the Library door a soft knock... or what you thought was a soft knock. You put a hole into the front door on accident."Oh... uh... sorry Twilight..." you apologize through the hole your hoof left as she opens up the door, examining the damage."It's alright, Raisin... we've fixed it before, we can fix it again!" She seems a bit chipper. "It's getting pretty late... I didn't know if you girls were going to be coming back today.""Did you find any new information?" Sweetie Belle inquires."I've got some leads, ladies..." She ushers you, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle into the Library. You can see that she was getting settled in, partway finished with writing a letter."There were three ponies in Ponyville with the initials 'LS'... well, three that were colts, at least. There's Lucky Stars, Loose Straws, and Lamp Starter. I know none of them are scientists like myself, but you never know. I've assembled a list of their addresses in case you wanted to try and see which one of them are sending the Love Letters to Applejack..." She continues chattering as you simply stare at the excited purple unicorn.
>>4137776"LS isn't a pony..."
>>4137776Tell her that we'll pay for damages on the door once all this is said and done.Tell her that Derpy has met with this LS and that he lives in the mountains.
>>4137776Thank Twilight for her help and relay all the information Derpy told us about LS,maybe Twilight will know something.
>>4137776Fill her in on what we learned about LS from Derpy.
>>4137776Reverse info dump what Derpy told us. Ask Twilight what creatures enjoy being surrounded by bright light 24/7.
>>4137776Should we also tell the CMC to check in and tell them we're having a sleepover?
also, the next horse has been embalmed, so whenever you're ready
How do we know that the love letters are related to the LS Derpy knows? Could they just be benign love letters?
>>4137883Yeah, I guess before their parents get too mad. Maybe we can ask one of them to bring a lamp for "backyard camping"
>>4137939We compared the handwriting of the two letters. They were the same.
>>4137803>>4137832>>4137844>>4137852>>4137858"Uh... Twilight... funny thing... uh... we found out that LS isn't a pony..."Twilight stops. "...wait, what?""We talked to the mail pony... Derpy... and she said that LS wasn't a pony. We think he's a dragon that lives in a secret lab in the mountains."Twilight looks baffled. "...that's some pretty solid information you girls found... huh..." She looks down at the address sheet she assembled along with the partial history of the three colts. With a half-smile and an insincere laugh, she tosses the papers over her head and onto the table, letting them scatter. "Well, that takes care of those leads, right?" The unicorn walks over to a large floor pillow and collapses. "So... LS is a mysterious dragon living in the mountains operating some secret lab and he has a secret crush on my close friend Applejack. Is that all correct?"You nod."Are you sure you've got the right LS?" She asks.You tell her that you confirmed the handwriting on the Love Letter and the Thank You Letter. They were both delivered by Derpy and you're rather positive that she's telling the truth.Twilight simply warns you not to investigate such a dangerous lead on your own. If it happens to be true, which she has her doubts, then you'll be face to face with a potentially dangerous dragon."Alright, Twilight. We won't investigate."Sweetie Belle looks at you. You simply give her a wink. She rolls her eyes and smiles.
>>4138076"Cross our heart, hope to die, stick a cupcake in our eye!"Proceed to cross our heart and hope to die.
>>4138076"Twilight, are there creatures that need to be surrounded by bright light all the time? It might be a special breed of dragon."
>>4138076Ask her if anybody ever investigated the trail of destruction the snake left behind.Following it could show where it came from.
>>4138076Ask Twilight if she came across any more information about Boulder Snakes.
>>4138076Ask the CMC if they think they can get out if we checked them in with their parents right now.
>>4138198>>4138203>>4138218These
>>4138218>>4138198Maybe we can deliver the CMC while following the trail? We can follow it to the end and, say, meet at the clubhouse.
We should probably check on our parents before heading on an adventure, even if we need to sneak out
Also someone said earlier said the new horse was ded. We might want to migrate soon
>>4138302Yeah, the later we wait, the less reluctant they'll be to let us go out.Maybe we can have Twilight teleport us.
>>4138270Does the scaffolding look like it leads in the general direction of our house?
>>4138198>>4138203"Hey, just curious... but did you find out any more information about the Boulder Snake in the Town Square?"Twilight puts down her quill for a second and thinks. "Hmm... well, I've been talking to Princess Celestia almost all day, but she doesn't know much about them." Twilight looks baffled. "...and if Princess Celestia doesn't know much about them...""What about the trail it left behind? We've been seeing scaffolding all over town... has anyone traced it back to the source?"Twilight nods her head. "Well, yes and no. The trail, for some reason, abruptly ends down the road from the school." She tilts her eyebrows. "It looks like it came from up the river... there's no solid trails around it. The first thing it smashed was a stone bridge leading toward Whitetail Woods, but there's nothing beyond the river.""Huh... very interesting. Thanks, Twilight.""If you girls need any help, you let me know. Stay away from that mountain lead... that sounds like trouble." She gives you a stern look.>>4138218>>4138270You look at the CMC. "Do you think you guys could go home quick and sneak out a little later? We need to let our families know that we're okay."Scootaloo shrugs. "Mine family is cool. I can chill with you, Raisin."Sweetie Belle nods. "Alright... I'll go check in with my sister. Where should we meet?">>4138386GAME INFO: The scaffolding goes in the opposite direction of your house.
>>4138428>stone bridge>school foundations>stone statueWe should be panicky right now
>>4138428META INFO:>Mine FamilyACH LEBER!>>4138361GAME INFO: We'll switch over to the next thread in a few minutes. I see some guys still posting over there.
>>4138428>Sweetie Belle nods. "Alright... I'll go check in with my sister. Where should we meet?"Ok, so we know where the trail goes. We should go check in too and meet back up at the statue?We can see if it has moved, and then we can chase one of our leads
>>4138428Meet at the treehouse after dinner and checking in? It would also let us swing by and get AB quickly.
>>4138518Sounds like a plan
>>4138509>Mine><mining>rocky punI thought that was intentional, lel.
>>4138518Probably not a good idea, the statue is going to come to life any second and we don't want our friends to experience the wonders of vore.>>4138522 seems better.
>>4138472THE PLOT THICKENS!Did I miss any moments? Family just left and I missed most shit tonight
>>4138596Hmm, I can see the logic in that.I would suggest the CMC check it some other time, but I'm not sure if they tried to memorise how it looked
A thought occurs.If the mysterious letter about our stone condition wasn't delivered by the post, that means it must be delivered either by the person writing them, or someone in cahoots with them.Maybe later we should try writing a letter to them and leaving it on our porch for them to find?
>>4138617GAME INFO: You have not missed too much; right now, Raisin, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle are following up on some leads and just finished talking with Twilight.You're currently trying to figure out where you'd like to meet up.
>>4138634We should probably go there once everyone has checked in and we get ready for nighttime adventures.
>>4138654That's a pretty good idea.I don't think the writer of our letter had anything malicious in mind. We should be wary, but I think we can trust them.
>>4138654That's... not a bad idea
