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Old thread: >>4099447

VA Edition, who's your favorite and why
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Best Friend Tabitha is my favorite
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>mfw spikes VA actually thinks anybody cares about her
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oh god this one's going to be even worse, isn't it?
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>>4102142
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>>4102120
Andrea Libman and Tabitha and Nicole because fuck you I can have more than one favorites
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>>4102150
The kind of thread we dreaded since we were young.
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>rape
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This one. Because.
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Tabitha because best VA
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>>4102120
tara. because i like milf attention whores.
might not be as fun as tabitha though
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>>4102141
>>4102174
Would you live in the State of Utobitha?
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>>4102110
Would you rather wink hard as that thick human cock thrusts deep into your marecunt, or gasp and moan as your balls slap into those musky ponynuts with every thrust?
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Ashleigh,, I like the fact that she's a singer.
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>>4102180
Only if I were already a mutant
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>>4102180
I would ride a goat to work in my basic mushroom building every day
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Imagine if we could combine Nicole Oliver's class, Tara's tits, Andrea Libman's legs, and Tabitha's mushrooms into a single entity
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>>4102147
White or Grey?
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>Hey look, a moose!
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>>4102187
>mfw she doesn't come to cons because she thinks she's going to accomplish anything with her shitty band
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http://kotaku.com/5937468/dark-souls-on-pc-looks-like-complete-st-but-theres-a-fix
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>>4102180
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>>4102187
I like this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhssMi2FtA
Haven't took the time to listen to any of their other stuff, though.
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>>4102210
Snake?
SNAAAAAAKE!?
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>>4102210
sure thing bro

now draw something good
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>>4102210
unf dat snake
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guys.i need some help.
whats stranded pony height in comparison to humans?
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I like all of the VA's

I'd collect them all.
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>>4102210
Now draw.
A paragraph of your life.
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>>4102246
adult ponies' ears come up to your belly button
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>>4102246
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>>4102246
Head to hip.
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>>4102120
Best VA is Best VA
I hear she's a lesbian, so get to work ladies of the board!
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what can you tell me about drawing sleeping ponies? i botched this one. looks like its floating in air.
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>>4102210
can you turn that snake into a graboid?
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>>4102246
there has been extensive research into that particular field unfortunately
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>>4102258
She must have had some basic mushrooms.
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>>4102263
>MLPG
>ladies
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>>4102263
>ladies of the board

Who?
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>>4102280
Well, Madmax for one
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>>4102265
Legs tucked in, makes it feel like they are more grounded.
Also natural.
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>>4102267
can you turn your tremors obsession into a gaping self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head?
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>>4102214

>Linking

We've decided to boycott Kotaku since they suck. Link to a pastebin or take a screenshot.
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>>4102275
>implying I'm not a 9 years old girl
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>>4102291
Thanks.
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>>4102268
mind sharing that data?
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>>4102258
I wish I could hang out with Pinkie Pie and Rarity.;_;
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>>4102302
i haven't saved the image, but there's a comparison with apples and stuff
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>>4102292
>They decided to outlaw my shit porn request.
>I better decide for the general what they should link.
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>>4102283
>Implying her sopping, gaping hole qualifies as a vagina
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>>4102291
y-you too
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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How would you prove to Dash you're even worth hanging out with?
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Would Fluttershy be able to calm a raging Graboid?
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>>4102329
I wouldn't. I'd find some other pony to hang out with.
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>>4102329
give her her first orgasm.
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Oh jeez
>>>/q/116128
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>>4102325
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>>4102329
by telling her how many people i chill with. she'll believe im a really chill guy and we'll chill together in the chilly snow
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>>4102336
How could you resist?
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>>4102314
This one?
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>>4102316
THERE HAS BEEN SPECULATION TONIGHT ABOUT MADMAX'S VAGINA

HOW OLD IS IT?
HOW DRY IS IT?

HOW MANY MEN DIED DURING ITS CONSTRUCTION?
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I'm not really a fan of the apple scale
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>>4102329
Why would I hang out with such a terrible pony in the first place?
Hell, even her friend, Fluttershy is more interesting.
She saved her friends and some useless kids.
Dash saved some designer and the blunderbolts.
and she had to cram it all in one episode.
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Would you knead a pony's balls if it made them whine and beg for you to never stop?
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>>4102315
>>4102292
How come it is nighttime general and autism is overwhelming, even more strong than daytime's one?
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>>4102347
That reminds me of Fry's dog.
If it takes forever I will wait for you...
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>>4102355
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>>4102347
I can't wait for it to be winter again
Snow, chill, and season 3
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>>4102352
Easily.
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>>4102355
I like it.

>>4102363
I don't like it.
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>>4102362
Dude you missed the awesome CC and Flitter greentexts earlier.

Speaking of which where the fuck is the CC cap?
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>>4102369
>tfw your dick is nice and Fluttershy will never suck it
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>>4102354
Obliglatory
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>>4102372
For a thousand summers I will wait for you...
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>>4102378
The capper probably decided the poster was a douche and dropped it.
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>>4102359
I'd do it for 40 hours a week if the paycheck was decent
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>>4102354
Really?
You couldn't even come up with an original joke?
For shame anon, for shame...
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>>4102354
Why? Did she visit MLGP?
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>>4102354
>>4102354
Honey, you don't want to know. Let's talk bout ponies instead.I am so restarded from sleepienes
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>>4102396
Where do you think she started?
Where do you think all the old artists started?
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>>4102362
>>4102292

It's /v/. They've decided to boycott kokatu. I agree with that.
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>>4102396
>MLGP
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>>4102364
>normal horse aging
They don't do that
If they did the CMC would now be as tall as the mane cast since the next Grand Galloping Galla was close
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>>4102381
I fapped to this picture several times
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>>4102362
The next time you try to appear to be relevant here, please have a grasp of the English language.
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>>4102355

no i don't like that one

they would be so tiny, tinier than carnifex's ponies
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>>4102400
MT can you draw Fluttershy or Dash with a yoke like Big Mac wears?
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>>4102400
>restarded
>sleepienes

Never change, MT.
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>>4102401
I mean yesterday, as that guy said. I know she started in generals, I've been there in 2010, requested shitload of stuff
i want her back
but she hats us
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>>4102404
why this time?
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>>4102392
>knead and tease a pony's balls full time
>they're aching and desperate for release
>simply continue to massage them despite their desperate pleas for you to make them cum
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>>4102400
whats your favorite pony, mt?
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>>4102359
>drink a bit too much cider one morning before going to work
>once you get there you head out to the fields with Big Mac to help plow
>during your first break you decide that squeezing his balls would be the funniest thing ever
>waiting for him to stand up, your hand quickly shoots out and grabs one of his balls
>instead of jumping or yelling like you thought he would, he goes tense and moans softly
You mean like that?
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Tabitha.
Always.
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As previously mentioned, this one does not take into account the lean of the candycane, so it's not as accurate as it could be

plus we have no frame of reference for what a pony considers to be one foot
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>>4102396
>My Little Gottfried Piss?
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>>4102429
disgusting
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>>4102425
>The whole time you remain apathetic to their situation
>You glance at the clock to see how many more hours until your shift is up
>You think you'll go to Subway for lunch
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>>4102400
I love how you deal with the generals bullshit over your condition.
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>>4102428
Pinkie Pi
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>>4102433
I don't really like the idea of Celestia being shorter than the average human.
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>>4102400
Would Tuffs and Ice Pack still get along if their genders were reversed? Would they still go paintballing with each other?
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>>4102452
>Ice Pack and MT genderswap
I don't care how meta that is , unf
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>>4102430
>you grip and knead his weighty nuts, listening to him groan and pant loudly
>his cock pours out of his sheath before slowly rising upwards
>it begins to slap against his belly in time with your squeezes
>"Almost... there!"
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>>4102448
I've always imagined Celestia being about 6 feet tall at her head with the horn extending even higher.

Normal ponies would be about 4 feet tall.

Fillies would be like 3 feet.

I dunno. Shut up.
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>>4102433
Ponies would not use something called feet as a unit of measurement, ergo the show used human feet there. Ponies would use hooves, tails, legs, or something else as a unit of measurement.
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>>4102462
Sounds about right.
I actually like how small Tex shows them most of the time.
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>>4102442
It's all in fun
>>4102452
Honestly if Ice Pack were a mare, I imagine she would be Extremely frigid. I mean as a colt he doesn't smile and is always super cereal. He be a real ice queen as a mare.
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>>4102448
Because it ruins your fap fantasies, faggot?
Compare to the actual horses Twilight created via spell - she is much, much shorter.
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>>4102452
I would so fuck the shit out of a Rule 63 MT
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>>4102439
>You totally zoned out for the last hour of your shift
>Two minutes until you're off and you never got your stallion to fill up his bucket
>If you're under quota again you're gonna get fired
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>>4102473
Well that was rude.
No actually I enjoy a sexy pony every now and then but Celestia has always been too motherly for that, which is probably why I want her to be taller.
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Does anyone here likes Cadence's VA?
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>>4102439
>your shift ends
>you stand up abruptly and leave
>"P-please! I can't take any more of this!"
>"I'll double your pay! Just... just let me cum!"
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>>4102446

MT pls stream

Or offer a good excuse not to
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>>4102423

Just in general because Kotaku posts a LOT of inane shit. Leftist feminist screeds that have nothing to do with video games. There was that article by some Sonic fan who just bragged how he had sex. Just real garbage.
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>>4102461
You're a hasty little fella, aren't ya? You want me to finish this and move on to a similar scenario with Braeburn, or stretch this current one out?
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>>4102473
I thought it was 5:30 AM EST.
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>>4102492
Did you even follow the thread? It was full-fledged daytime general from the very beginning.
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>>4102355

I think its more likely that they didn't put research into how big Chellos were and didn't care.
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>>4102482
i wwould
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>>4102471
Really? He never struck me that way. He's all business, but he also has a soft side.
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>>4102501
>Chellos
haha Caught you anon.
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>>4102491
Anything involving a nice, fat cock and heavy, sweating balls being teased to the edge before unloading pint after pint of yogurt-thick ponysperm.
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I wish to get really good at painting and make pictures of all the VAs in situations involving dicks in all of their orifices making them look like sluts. I would make 1 for each of them, 2 for Tara.
Please point me in the right direction to accomplish this dream.
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>>4102476
>Sigh as you've reached your least favorite part of the job.
>Using one hand you grab a elbow length glove.
>Skillfully, as you've done this many times before, slip the glove over your free hand and stick your finger in his butt to massage his prostate.
>Your face remains emotionless as you hear the splatter of his seed filling the empty bucket, small droplets splashing onto your cheeks.
>You remind yourself not to get mayo on your sandwich when you go to Subway.
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>>4102500
No I don't, I never read the thread. It's 5:30 AM, and I'm sorry, but quite frankly most of the time past conversations are not relevant, and therefore not interesting to me.
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>>4102481
Oh, sorry then, my nigga.

But still, according to canon she is much shorter than actual horse, sorry.
Of course you always can go full brony and deny it and answer only to your headcanon
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>>4102482
To be perfectly honest, no.
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>>4102510
>mt correcting anon on spelling
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>>4102347
>due to the 4chan refrigerator running away, the threads will never be chill
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>>4102520

So hell has finally froze over.
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>>4102517
>according to canon
Out of curiosity how so?
I mean we have our measurements and I mostly agree with them, but it doesn't leave out the small possibility, in such a crazy universe, that our proportions are off.
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these three are the best
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>>4102515
>You lick him clean, grab your jacket and drive home
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>>4102485
>You do need more money for rent.
>With a sigh you put on a pair of gloves and with a surprising amount of tenderness for someone as disinterested as you begin to stroke his shaft
>With the skills you've picked up from your job you easily make him unload his pent up frustrations onto the floor
>As you attempt to leave your boss hands you a mop
>God damn it.
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>>4102541
That's the wrong greentext story. This Anon is straight and hates his job. On his way to bed he passes by his gun locker and considers the possibilities.
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>>4102516
>No I don't, I never read the thread.
Then what are you doing here?
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>faggots forcing their gay shit as usual
holy fuck what place is safe from you freaks
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>>4102543
>there are people who would kill for this opportunity

I would
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>>4102540
>They had to see a mass of neckbears that would rape them if given the chance.
>They are their fans.
>They could have friends their age that enjoy the show, but they have this instead.
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>>4102433
honestly the lean on the candycane isn't so significant, its less than 10° and the bottom point is somewhat lower than the bottom of the candy cane.

The foal they measure off of might be a bigger issue since she's hunched down. but in all honesty it provides an approximate size which is well within a reasonable estimate. approximating an equestrian foot to a human foot has to be done, but i don't think its a bad approximation like all shows with alternate creatures speaking english i just assume that the quantities and measurements are translated

Also in the Octavia with cello reference, who's to say thats a cello, was it ever mentioned, or is it an alternate pony instrument that has no likeness to any of our own.
maybe its a double bass sized instrument, or a violin sized instrument.

as for the hoof scale, it also has a wide margin of error (9 step or 10 step sizes etc.)

(also it doesn't have the right image for newborn ponies, so its already inaccurate)

None of the scales are right, but none of them have to be, they're all good enough. and all sort of generally agree to size and shape,

the most accurate would be a cello-apple-cane chart that combines the information from all three to give us a good approximation.
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>>4102557
But they need employees that don't gobble down all the pony semen.
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>>4102543
>as you ready yourself to clean up you feel something press against your side
>the pony has a small bag in his mouth
>it's full of bits
>"I-I can clean up. Just leave the mop and I'll, uh, make all this go away."
>you shrug and walk off with your pay
>hanging outside for a moment you peek back inside to make sure the pony is covering for you
>he's lying on the floor, lapping up his sperm hungrily
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>>4102561
>cello

I think you mean 'Chello', Anon.
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>>4102561
>autism
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>>4102554
I have no idea. I have work in 6 hours, and I haven't slept a wink. Can't go to bed now, since there is no point at this point. Just trying to keep myself awake and entertained anyway I can. Might pop a few pills of riddlin for good measure.
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>>4102539
Unfortunately, ponibooru is down so I an post the comparison screenshot, but generally, Twilight's head was at the level or Celestia's chest and compare to the real horses she made in "Best Night Ever" (from mouses) - her head was way, way below the chest of these creatures.
Of course, if you want to go full autism and argue how big these horses are, I can pull off the argument that Twi studied actual references for horses because she always makes everything "right" and "by the book". But let us be civil night thread and don't go there.
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>>4102558

>They could have friends their age that enjoy the show, but they have this instead.

but only manchilds and 5 year olds watch MLP
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>>4102555
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>>4102552
>Implying he wouldn't go home to cuddle with a marshmallow stallion of his very own
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>>4102570
>You shake your head in disgust.
>Once again you've lost your appetite and go without dinner for the third night in a row.
>You get home and punch the combination into the gun safe and look down at the firearm.
>It only has one bullet in it. That's all it'd need.
>You close the safe and climb into bed.
>Another horrible day of work tomorrow.
>This is nothing like the show.
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https://twitter.com/goldenrusset/status/238932570392363008
One of the directors from the show just had a daughter, just so MLPG knows
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So power in my area of CA is being shut off tomorrow for, pretty much, all day. What do?

I could stram something, drawing, vidya maybe?
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>4102578
What about the CMC Va's?
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>>4102588
> not posting screencap
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>>4102589
Dear God I'm so sorry for you. What part of CA do you live in? North or South is fine.Not wanting to tell is cool too.
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>>4102588
That's awesome news!
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>>4102589
Find a slut on craig's list and show her ponies
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>>4102589
stram tekkit
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>>4102587
You are clearly in the wrong line of work.
I'm sure you could find a better job if you really wanted
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>>4102589
forgot to mention that I mentioned this because I won't be able to pone for a while, or draw, or do much for that matter, gotta use up the time I got now I guess now.

also forgot the sage on the last post
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>>4102576
Na, that's why I mostly agree with those.
I just wouldn't absolutely exclude the possibility that apples are larger or horses are smaller in that universe. For fun.
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>>4102588
Nigga what makes you think anybody gives a fuck
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>>4102593

>2hour labor

Christ, she shot out like a rocket.

Some were just born to go fast.
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>>4102561
Meh in my head canon their between 90-120 cm in height so I don't really care.

Till we get an official measurement I don't care
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>>4102608
sanic took 10 picoseconds to be born
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>>4102608
Confirmed being named Rainbow Dash.
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>>4102593
>he names her after a pony
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>>4102512
Finishing and moving on to Braeburn then. Honestly Anon, you need to learn to stretch these things out. Just tel me if you want to see something specific otherwise I'll do as I please.
>you continue to squeeze his balls, trying to work in the motions you were taught for milking cows
>as the slapping speeds up you start to squeeze harder
>before long he is moaning in a perfect mix of pleasure and pain
>you squeeze his balls together and he cums, shouting loud enough to scare a flock of birds out of some nearby trees
>as he stands on trembling legs you get back to your feet, smack him on the ass, and tell him he is supposed to be plowing, not planting seeds

Moving on.
>Out on the range with Braeburn one night
>the two of you occasionally head out for days at a time to look for bands of desperadoes and train robbers
>While Braeburn is behind you getting something from his pack you reach back to grab something from yours
>instead of your pack, your hand finds a large orb in a fuzzy sack
>surprise makes your hand clinch, and as it does your hear Braeburn moan
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>>4102607
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>>4102607
I'm sure people here care, even if they aren't vocal about it.
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>play dark souls for the first time
>get about 8000 souls
>go up a tower "oh whats here"
>gargoyle out of fucking nowhere, rapes me
>mfw
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>>4102588

>inb4 he or someone else creates a pony based on her, then use it on the show
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>>4102588
Good for him.
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>>4102594
Southern, the worst part of California.

>>4102599
Can't really stram PC unfortunately. Got a cap card and filthy console peasant games, however.
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>>4102616
Well, Soarin is named after Amy Keating Rogers son
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>>4102355
>4/4 bass is 1.905 meters tall, and assuming that's what she's playing because we're hopeful faggots that would make Octavia 1.5ish m tall on her hind hooves, making her 1.14 m tall on all four hooves
yadda yadda yadda
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>>4102622
I want to smother this message with love.
Dear god people can't appreciate or understand the idea behind watching and not posting.
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>>4102602
>Every day before work you fill out applications.
>Literally stacks of papers for different jobs.
>You would take anything, even something that would pay less, to escape from that hell.
>Most of the businesses you apply for are run by the stallions that come to your work for "relief".
>The stallions that personally request that you massage their balls.
>You know they're rejecting your applications to keep you there.
>Your stomach twists painfully from a combination of hunger and the sight of your work rising in the distance.
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>>4102584
Nope. He has a mare. In fact, most of the guys working there have mares and most of those mares are with them in part because they are hoping their man will take them to work one day.
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>>4102588
Awesome!
Good for him.
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There's a Sonic hedgehog protein mlpg, it controls symmetry in developing organisms.

How long until there's a pony gene, or a Rainbow dash protien
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>>4102641
This Anon is single. He wished to live in Equestria and one day got his wish. Now he just wishes he could leave.
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>>4102627
>Southern California
>mfw

Makes me worried because I live in Southern Cali and don't want my power to go out.
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we ded, or what?
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>>4102637
lol'd
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>>4102649
>One day he's had enough
>he uses his superior human intellect to manufacture fully automatic rifles
>shoots up ponyville
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>>4102589
>>4102589
Tanman please
please finish that Celestia
it takes too much time but I'm still waiting ;_;
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>>4102620
>implying pones are spent after the first spurt
>implying they're not capable of gushing hot sperm for hours at a time

I haven't greentexted with someone in a while - I'm up for just about anything. Go crazy man!

>you freeze for a moment as you realize what happened
>the only sound you can hear is a lone cricket and his soft panting
>you give him another light squeeze
>he moans again and trembles lightly
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>>4102659
>The other anon that works at the spa has no idea what went wrong
>He took the job because he wanted to jerk off ponies all day
>He never knew the other guy was so depressed
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>>4102666
Would you give the stallions a nice kiss on the cheek after massaging their fat ponyshafts to a delightfully messy orgasm?
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>>4102659
>You wake up with a smile on you face.
>Your smile quickly fades as you realize you're face first in a pair of balls.
>"Enjoying yourself finally?" The stallion mocks you.
>You stand to tell your boss you're taking an early lunch break.
>A hoof on your shoulder stops you as the stallion pulls you back towards him.
>"Where do you think you're going? Aren't you going to finish what you started?"
>A struggle ensues as the stallion attempts to get your clothes off.
>In the heat of the moment you grab your pitiful little stool and break it over the stallions head.
>Breathing heavily and staring down at the knocked out pony your grip tightens on the chunk of wood still in your hand.
>You look at the camera.
>"Remember kids. Rape isn't funny."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ZaCY0sToo
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>>4102662
>you consider stopping and trying to forget about what happened, but you do have him in a very vulnerable position right now
>he was making fun of you for not having hair and getting sunburned earlier today too
>deciding on some nonstandard revenge you pull back and to the side
>his balls working like a set of reins he walks backwards until he is by your side and facing away from you
>once he is in place you turn to face him and grab his other testicle with your hand
>you squeeze one, then the other, and smile at the noise he makes
>as you start squeezing more you notice the fire illuminating his slowly dropping member
>another squeeze and a light tug makes a bead of pre drip onto the dry ground below him and you decide to stick with his testicles
Let's stick with the prompt and see what we can do with testicles, and just testicles.
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Dear Faggots,
please get out
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>>4102682
Probably. It's a little unprofessional, but I don't think they would mind
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>>4102685
>Rape isn't funny
But anon said it is...
Did...did he lie to me?
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>>4102695
But then it'd just be me.
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>>4102695
How would you get out of this situation?
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>>4102682
Both cheeks on the left side of their body. I would say it is a traditional human farewell to kiss the left cheek on the face and buttock. My plan would reach its fruition at the end of my first meeting with Celestia.
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>>4102705
>Smack her butt out of the way.
>"No! I don't want that!"
>"Give me the Fluttershy's butt!"
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>>4102660
Ok ok, I'll try. I'd rather start it over, though. Mainly because after that week of non-drawing I had to do, and the recoop week after has made me not want to draw, but I'll tough it out.

Want me to stram it?
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>>4102695
I'd do more mare stuff, but there are only so many things you can do with vaginas and teats. Almost no one wants unberthing and I'm not ready to write teatvore yet.
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>>4102721
Not him but I would love a stream right now.
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>>4102695
I'm not so fond of this line of conversation myself, so instead, why don't we discuss our favourite episodes? Mine's Ponyville Confidential. I think it's the only episode of the show that's had me laughing out loud throughout - most barely even get a chuckle out of me, just smiles.
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>>4102705
Pretend it's MT or Madmax and fuck that plot raw
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>>4102724
That vagina looks surprised.
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You know I wonder how would the mane cast handle a big adventure together. I mean okay they are close friends but tI doubt they see each other daily.
Meet one of them, do whatever you do, other ponies and so on, but on an adventure they'd force to interact with each other constantly for a longer period of time.

Do you think this would harm their friendship or would they quickly strength their friendship?
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>>4102662
By the way, quality over quantity. The finish is much more rewarding if you work for it.
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>>4102724
>that everything
Why
Did nobody tell him that it looks like shit?
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>>4102722
I just want you to get out.
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>>4102724
>Focusing on the bad tits.
>Not the bad everything else.
Just UGH
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>>4102724
>stomach vagina
>can see all the way to the cervix
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>>4102693
>holding his fat sack with both hands you press your thumbs into his nuts, rotating them slowly
>he stifles his moans as best he can as you watch his erection throb out a healthy spurt of his slick pre onto the ground
>grinning, you continue your molestation of his testicles, adding your fingers to the mix by teasingly rubbing the other side of his balls as your thumbs continue to push into him
>he groans fitfully and his legs grow shaky, his cock slapping hard into his belly as he trembles
>he's at your mercy, unable to do anything but gasp and whine as you toy with his heavy, sweat-soaked nuts
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>>4102739
but I want him to stay
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>>4102722
What about cum inflation?
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>>4102747
THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN! HE SHALL BE EXILED!
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>>4102739
And I want to feed you to a mare's ravenous teats.
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>>4102757
Booba Fett? Booba Fett where?!
>Booba Fett is knocked into the mare's ravenous teats and eaten whole.
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>>4102745
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>>4102747

>MLPG
>not being homo

[TakeItBoy]
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>>4102757
I'd prefer to feed her swollen teats with my spunk
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>>4102763
>He later escaped, but it wasn't written in.
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I don't understand you faggot.
When some autist writes some gay fanfic and uploads it to fimficion, for example, you all go on and on about how it is the worst thing ever.
Then you turn around and write the same thing in green text format and suddenly its all right. You are on the same level as those autistic fucks writing fanfics.
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>>4102770
What's the name of that song?
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>>4102772
>"In the extended universe"
>Push up glasses
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>>4102726
Alrighty, get in here Ladies and Gents.

http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived

drawing pony booty butt cheeks
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>>4102767
This is the sort of thing I greentext for <3
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>>4102773
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Would Twilight like the last book you read?
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>>4102773
Firstly, you are leading yourself to believe that everyone in this thread is of the same opinion.
Secondly most people here love those kind of fanfics anyways.
Thirdly I do not love fanfics at all and I don't let it bother me, and I still enjoy the threads.
So why does it bother you?
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>>4102775

A mash up of renai circulation and various BDSM gachimuchi stuff. It's on youtube, but I can't remember the exact video name.
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>>4102767
>implying there are any femanons enjoying this
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>>4102789
does fanfiction count?
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>>4102793
Fair enough, no worries.
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>>4102721
>>4102721
Noooooooooooo, not over. I liked that concept and pose
;_;
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>>4102791
Because it literally stops all discussion that was happening before that. The thread literally dies while these faggots shit it up with this.
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>>4102745
>the sweat slicks down the hair on his balls and makes your hands glide over them
>you run your hands all over his sack, taking a small break from his testicles to feel the flesh that holds them
>Braeburn whimpers and wetly slaps his member against his belly
>you go back to massaging his balls, but are a little bit more forceful with your thumbs than you have to be when you tell him to just relax and enjoy it
>he starts moaning half-words when you tub on his balls in a milking motion
>when you press them together and start to slowly rub them back and forth he give a girlish cry and his front legs collapse
>he is breathing hard and a string of pre connects his unflared head to the ground
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>>4102805

Twilight reads and writes yaoi fanfiction starring her brother.
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Would you call a pone by silly nicknames?

ponelestia
speedface
wigglehorn
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>>4102791
>Secondly most people here love those kind of fanfics anyways.
speak for yourself homofaggot
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>>4102807
What discussion were we having before the green text started?
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>>4102818
>Firstly, you are leading yourself to believe that everyone in this thread is of the same opinion.

You should read things in order.
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>>4102807
what's nice about 4chans format is that if you don't like a discussion that's currently in progress you're perfectly welcome to start another discussion and people that want to participate in yours can while people that want to greentext can continue to do that as well.
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>>4102816
butt_____
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>>4102816
Adjective-noun names are the only acceptable sillynames

and Gingerbread for Fluttershy
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>>4102824
> and then he uses "most"
> we

dividing by 0 faggot
get out
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>straight
>like lesbian horses

Who gives a fuck if the homos want to post shit every once and a while. Lesbian horses get posted all the goddamn time anyway.
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>>4102752
That inherently focuses on the male aspects and turns gay very easily.

>>4102771
>a pregnant pony takes you home from the bar one night
>when she asks you to fuck her teats you have no objections
>when she clarifies that she wants you to stick it in a teat instead of between them you think you must be dreaming
>when you finish and discover that the sucking feeling is only getting more powerful you start to get worried
>a few hours later you are playing cards with fave stallions trapped inside this marelike monster
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there is no hope
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What's on the agenda tonight?
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>tfw I just want all these shitty green texts to stop
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You have the ability to draw one picture in the perfectly emulated style of any artist you want. What do?
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>>4102834
If you're so angry about it why don't you leave? It's obvious that right now the majority of the posters here are enjoying themselves or don't give a shit.
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>>4102685
>you watch the human as he walks off the set
>this was simply a test run
>you will be ready for him tomorrow
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>>4102837
No they don't, stop making up shit. Last few threads were full of homo shit and if you take a look at archive you will see it is prevailing now.

fucking summer
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>>4102855
>tfw green text
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>>4102850
>tumblr
Well what did you expect?
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>All of this greentext bullshit.
Can't we all just live and let live, write and let write?
Can a poster write a simple >feel and do just that? No sex?
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>>4102861
> we
there is this word again

> implying it is not you samefagging and forcing your homoshit

coll story bro
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>>4102851
We do what we do every night, Pinkie.
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>>4102851
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>>4102871
Okay, but sometimes maybe a little sex
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>>4102850
but we've been landing rovers on mars for decades now, we've intercepted comets collected their dust and came back to earth. we've done a hell of a lot of impressive things, we just need a moon base in our time.
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>>4102871
But that's not the 4chan way. We have to stay true to our roots, or else we'll become just another pony fan group.
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>>4102864
>homo shit
>anons fucking/cuddling with CC and Flitter

Haha look at these shitposters
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>>4102871
You got here an hour or two too late. Go look in the last two threads for some nice feels.
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>>4102878

Party?
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>>4102855
>Anon angrily hits enter to put up another post about the state of the thread
>Anon's hands twitch and shake with rage as he waits for another poster to reply
>A poor unfortunate soul takes his bait and his mouth foams as he types out another response filled with his intense hatred
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>>4102811
>chuckling softly, you bring one hand up to gently grip his nutsack near his sheath and hold it in place
>you ask him if he likes his balls being milked as you use your other hand to stroke downward across his testicles, treating his swollen orbs like a cow's udder
>he cries out again in a falsetto tremor of passion as you stroke and knead his delightfully warm balls, his sweat lubricating your hands nicely
>you lean up towards his head and whisper in his ear if he's going to cum just from having those fat nuts of his being teased
>he whines loudly and clenches his teeth as another fat dollop of pre splatters audibly all over the ground
>the veins on his cock are throbbing angrily in time with his heartbeat as his urethra drools heavily from your incessant teasing
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>>4102850
>Art
>Being useful
It's nice and all
But seriously
It sucks
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>>4102875
I never used the word we. I think it's time for you to just stop posting.
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>homos desperately trying to defend their shit
Is this what if would feel like if all of society suddenly stopped tolerating their bullshit?
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>>4102878
I am sorry then Cleft, but this day is not one we can save...
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>>4102892
>Lyra gets attention from human beings the only way she knows how
>it kills her inside to have to do it this way
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>>4102885
FUCK A MOON BASE
I WANT A HUGE RADIO TELESCOPE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
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>>4102896
> majority
> most
. speaking for MLPG in numbers

nigga please, I'd like you to leave, MLPG emissary
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>>4102885
Is there even a reason for a moon base?
I mean are there any resources there that are worth it?
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This is the angriest I've seen mlpg at this hour since Shining Armor

Can we be funny faces?
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>>4102843
>you will never wake up to a mare's fat teat suckling hungrily on your morning wood
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>>4102909
Not sure about lunar resources myself, but there's a great deal of imaging and staging technology that would be infinitely more useful on the moon. There's a lot of atmospheric interference on Earth that the Moon doesn't have, which makes the moon a better spot for a lot of research initiatives.
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>>4102909
>Resources
He-3, but that's no use till we make a fusion reactor that uses it

It'd be nice for SCIENCE
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>>4102910
Honestly it's just one Anon shitposting. Everyone else is pretty chill.
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>>4102910
I'd rather be massive horsecocks, but I guess silly faces are OK too
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What if you faggots just made desperate threads for your faggotry
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I googled for this

Kinda neat, but why is his cutie mark Super Star
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>>4102923
Massive drooling horsecocks?
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>funny faces
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>>4102850

but that wasn't too autistic

besides, crappyunicorn is a girl, so she can get away with that
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>>4102928
>mfw when I realized what Shiver Star was in Kirby 64
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>>4102850
thats still nothing compared to the shit i read on youtube comments. its like everyone there decided to be a total fucktard 24/7 with no self restraint
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>>4102937
>Double standards
But why?
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>>4102909
You shouldn't think like that. "What are the immediate gains?" The immediate gains are meaningless when talking about the future. Case in point; What was gained from the space race? What did we get from putting 12 men on the moon? Absolutely nothing, billions spent, and nothing was directly gained. But look at all the space-age tec alone we have now.
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>>4102930
why not?
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>>4102940

>the cloning lab in the large factory
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>>4102910
I am getting ready to settle for the night.
To be honest, we have been more pissed, I would label this as a good night.
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>>4102942
Sexism
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>>4102949
Slowmo colored that
And yes
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>>4102948
I know! It all fucking made sense when I found out. I should play that game again. That game was fucking great.
>>
READY FLIN
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Tara Strong is in everything, isn't she?
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>>4102919
>>4102920
True but really the biggest interest right now everywhere for quite a while is money so it will be some time that there will be enough funding for a moon base for SCIENCE.

It kinda sucks
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>>4102961
not everything
in my heart
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>>4102893
>not wanting to end this too soon you go back to your sitting position and slow down
>seconds pass as your milking hand slides from the top of his sack to the bottom
>once all the way down you just hold it there, unmoving until another drop of pre add to the puddle growing under him
>when the puddle is large enough to touch his chest and front legs you lean in close and exhale
>his balls jump slightly as your warm breath meets the cool sweat on them and he chokes as he says your name
>a larger glob of pre shoots from his tip and hits him in the chest
>you wonder how much longer you can keep him from his peek, and even consider telling him to stay like that and stopping for the night
>you exhale again and he squeaks, another small stream of pre decorating his chest and gleaming in the firelight
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>>4102960
GET DUNKED
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>>4102653
oh cali never change...
G'NIGHT
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>>4102911
>once you finish she will never shift slightly and squirt a bit of semen and milk onto your balls
>she will never use her teats to suck on your balls while she looks you in the eyes
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>>4102972
>tfw science is ded
>tfw it's all DARPA and engineering
Shit sucks
At least I'm an engineer
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>>4102984
These posts are scaring me.
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>>4102947
>shining armor grinding against you in the club
>I will never finish this
>I will never write a fic with half a dozen alternate endings
Sometimes it sucks onlybeing able to greentext.
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>>4102990
Aku, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
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>>4102994
But these posts are worse than that foolish samurai warrior!
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>>4102972
It's always about money, but frankly, whoever thinks they can solve the worlds woes and financial troubles is idiotic. The world will ALWAYS have money problems, it's been happening for the past 2000 years. it's insulting and meaningless to axe space programs like a moon base because "We don't have the money". You'll never GET the money, not with that attitude. There will never be enough real money for everyone. Again it's all about investment. If you don't grow, you stagnate and eventually die. We no longer have any room to grow, that's why we need to go into space.
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>>4102904
how else would it work, without a moon base?

>>4102909
easier construction and launching platform for large scale spatial missions

A proof of concept that long term habitation away from earth in a self sustainable habitat is possible while still being only a few days journey away from earth.

a better astronomical observation area.

possibly some impact craters have concentrations of minerals or possibly in the mare. (the lava flows, not nightmare moon)
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>>4102988

made me chuckle
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>>4102988
OH GOD NOT THE-
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>>4102991
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>>4102990
>she sucks your balls all the way into her teats with a loud SLORP
>you grow hard and she grinds your member between your stomachs while making out with you
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>>4103002
Yes. Embrace them. All is bees.
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>>4102909
also there's more reason to go to the moon than mars.

a Mars journey now would just be for publicity.
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>>4102988
i dont get it. the art doesn't seem like anything special but somehow its really cute at the same time. like more appealing cute than it should be.
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>>4102998
Plus the jobs, tec and investments that will be put into a moon base.
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>>4102977
>mulling it over you continue to gently exhale onto his balls as your hands hold him fast
>he's a wreck after a few minutes of this treatment, his nuts sweating profusely as his underside gleams with his preseed
>he's barely able to moan your name, his face pressed against the ground as he pants and drools with raw need
>you wonder aloud if you should just call it a night, your breath from speaking wringing another whimper from him
>he quivers and squirms in your grip as he desperately tries to pull together enough to beg you to finish him off
>he fails miserably, simply trembling and moaning as his testicles throb hotly in your hands
>you continue to ponder what to do with your sudden captive, milking his balls as you sit deep in thought
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I heard there is show being discussed. Couldn't believe it, came as fast as I could.
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>>4103013
You quite literally just described the basics of a good comic.

It doesn't need to be technically drawn well, but if it's done right, it can be all of those things regardless.
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>>4103013
At least the yoshi noses aren't as bad anymore.
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>>4102860
Gustav klimt
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>>4103024
There's a show?
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>>4103020
>>4103028
These post are either pre made, or copy pasta
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>>4103013
>>4103026

calm down

loceri si not that good
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>>4103007
>Shining Armor finishes all over the floor and walks away leaving you feeling used and confused
>Shining Armor forces you to the ground and rides your dick on the dancefloor
>Shining Armor lures you to the bathroom then bends you over a toilet and rapes you
>Shining Armor takes you back to his place for sex
>Shining Armor takes you back to his place for sex with him and his wife
>Shining Armor takes you back to his place for sex with him and his wife who is secretly Chrysalis
>Shining Armor takes you back to his place for sex with him and Chrysalis
>More and more stallions start coming out of the crowd to all grind against you at once because it is the centennial male heat
So many ideas and so little skill.
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>>4103024
>Dat Derpy Mouse
I'll never one ;_;
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>>4102860
Redraw the MLPG class picture in the style of Michelangelo.
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>>4103036
>either copy pasta or copy pasta
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>>4103044
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>>4103024
>show being discussed
I actually laughed. I mean for the first time this day I actually laughed a lot.
Thank you anon

But no it's actually a very bad momment
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>>4103010
>before you can cum she pulls away and stuffs your erection into her other teat
>you watch it twitch and swell as her suckling nipple pulls another orgasm out of you
>her teats are twice they were when you woke up
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>>4103036
4chan's quick response box just fucked up on me
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>>4103053
I would pay a great deal of money to see this. If only to see myself in it.
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>>4103047
>You will never be shrunk to the size of a mouse and have fun mini adventures and mini sex with Derpy mouse.
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>>4103045
unf
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>>4103056
I mean, it's 7 in the morning, and we're at the end of this hiatus.
What do you want.
An episode about Celestia?
About how she raises the sun and then spends the day in the palace extravagantly?
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I just got access to Planetside 2 and Mechwarrior Online betas the same day
This is gonna be a good-ass weekend
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>>4103066
Oh no. It's raining.
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which VA will be the first one to turn against the fandom?
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>>4103055
>You will never give scootacripple a set of pathfinder armor
>You will never go sanicing around with her
>She'll never start crying when she gets long airtime for the first time
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>>4103077
You're a cunt
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>>4102895
MAYBE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH ART YOU CONSUME IN A DAY, SIR.
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>>4103077
>spike_humps_a_counter.gif
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>>4103079
>which VA will be the second to turn against the fandom
ftfy
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>>4103084
art cannot be consumed
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Cloudchaser shower fucking greentext capped
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>>4103078
>You will never take shelter from the rain under a leaf with Derpy mouse.
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>>4103091
nothing can be consumed
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>>4103097
Something about ponies in the rain
Serene
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>>4103097
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>>4103091
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
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>>4103064
>>4103053
I actually used to do more detailed sketches & paintings when I was in art class in high school, although I drew silly cartoons through every other class. I often think I should start practicing for real again.
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>>4103093
>2-3 people capping the same thing
we should have just left this to sentenal...
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>>4103112
I didn't see the Cloudchaser one capped. The others were all Flitter.
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>>4103108
>>4103091
I'm reminded of that Simpsons episode where Homer buys a mint condition Spider-Man #1 from CBG and eats it at the counter.
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Guys
Help
I can't re-install 4chan X.
I downloaded it like it said, then pulled it into the Extensions tab of Chrome, but it doesn't do anything apart from showing the script.
How do, guys?
Helpful answers will be rewarded with pictures of ponies
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>>4103074
> implying
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>>4103089
Andrea Libman.
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You know seeing how nice Celestia is do you think that Equestria has the same jail system of Norway where they try to rehabilitate the prisoners instead of punishing them?
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>>4103122
Open the Extensions page, find where you downloaded the 4chanx.js, then drag the file right onto the extensions page.
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derpy is a very ugly cake
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>>4103074
I have been PPAATTIIEENNTTLLYY waiting for Sweetie to sing another lively soul song ever since Stare Master.
If we're getting into the most wishful of thinking, my ideal episode is musical episode about Pinkie & Sweetie.
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>>4103137
I'm liking this.
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>>4103122
Target.
--enable-easy-off-store-extension-install

Do it again.
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>>4103132
Yes.
THROUGH MAGICAL BRAINWASHING.
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>>4103134
Applecake is best cake
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Derpy is very ugly on the inside
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>>4103150
You bet your ass she's very ugly on the outside too
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HOWDY HOWDY! HOWDY!
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>>4103160
Shut up Applejack you dumb.
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>>4103154
>>4103150
Derpy is beautiful inside and out. You're the ugly ones.
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>>4103020
>you exhale as you lean back and laugh when you see his anus pucker
>still milking his balls you tell him to hold that position while you rest your hands
>he moans out what sounds like it could be an affirmative and you let go of his balls
>you scooch back a bit and take in the sight before you
>Braeburn's ass is high in the air and his tail is flagged while his head and front half are in the dirt
>the puddle of precum under him stretches from behind his back legs to half way up his neck
>not even a minute later he shifts to try and look back at you
>you chide him and tell him to hold still or you won't finish him
>he whines at the thought of staying pent up and goes back to holding still
>after counting a minute and an half in your head you go back to slowly milking and kneading his large orbs
>after a few more break, each longer than the last, you tell him to wait like that before bedding down for the night
>when you open you eyes again the sun is halfway above the horizon
>Braeburn is on his side asleep in the puddle
>his drooling cock is limp, but fully extended from his sheath
>without being close you can see his balls pulsing with pent up need
>as you yawn and stretch you weigh finishing your massage, and him, against keeping him like this until tonight
>one promises some messy fun and the other a serious change in your relationship with him as well as the balance of power between the two of you
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>>4103132
It is Equestria, Ponydom so yeah, most likely.

> tfw you will never take rehabilitation lessons with Celestia herself
> tfw you will never be able to listen to her calm, soft and beautiful every day
> tfw when it is not the lessons but time spent with her actually changed you
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>>4103163

DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY PURE EARTH PONY WAIFU.
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>>4103160
Nightmare Night date with your pone waifu. She wears the costume she had in that episode.
What costume do you wear?
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>>4103179
But she's dumb and boring! I'm trying to save you, anon.
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>>4103133
Did just that, but instead of installing, this happens.
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>>4103072
Tell me about it. I got close to finishing that last idea as a greentext but the interested people stopping replying. I can't write without replies.
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It sickens me at the amount of people that would a Derpy

I'm sickened by myself too
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>>4103182
>She wears the costume she had in that episode.

unf I'll get ready the Adan costume.
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>>4103137
What if Rarity and Sweetie have a crazy ass uncle that Sweetie loves but Rarity...let's just say isn't that happy of him.

And he has to stay with Rarity for a week.

And he's Weird Al.

And during the episode Pinkie constantly crashes in the house to try to speak with him because he's her idol but never success until the end where they have an accordion duet
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>>4103185
You idiot, that's why the filename has "(1)" because you download it twice. You must drag the one without the number.
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How does one be so horny that it hurts?
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>>4103197
Or, just do this >>4103144, that way it doesn't matter if it has a number on the end.
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>>4103182
She'd have her chicken costume...
I guess I'd go as a blackface minstrel. The ponies wouldn't get it, or understand even what the costume was meant to be, but I'd be laughing on the inside.
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>>4103057
>she continues this ritual for the next couple of days
>on the third night she climbs on top of you and does it before going to sleep with your balls still inside her
>when you wake up you see her head around you shaft as you blow your load
>you try to ask why she changed it up, but she kisses you and pushes your load into you mouth instead
>your eyes widen when you realize that you are tasting milk, not semen
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>>4103191
Stop teasing me, anon.
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>>4103186
Well, I hope you get back on the horse and try again some time!

How far did you get exactly? Did you happen to save it or know where to find the thread in the archive?
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>>4103222

I fucking hat you.
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>>4103197
I told you I'm not a very clever with extensions.
Here, have a pony for your troubles.
It works now.
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>>4103222
/v/ pls go
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>>4103191
>Sweetie and Al fuck up the house more and more
>Rarity just gives up after a while and goes to take a nice long hot bath
>Just as she starts to relax so kind a projectile fucks the floor and makes a hole in the bath draining all the water
>At that moment Pinkie crashes in the bathroom through the wall, sees that she missed again and goes to try again
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>>4103011
I have never had a chance to post this reaction.
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>>4103222
>>>/b/read
>>>/mlp/
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>>4103182
As we walk back to her hut in the Everfree I can randomly throw bolts in front of us. At least, that;s what I would be doing if I wasn't piss drunk on vodka.
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>>4103222

>dead

HUEHUEHUE
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>>4103232
No problem and I'm sorry for calling you an idiot, this already happened to me before until I figured out what happened
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>>4103222
>(Dead)

ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS MAD JANITOR! He can abuse of his power but at least he deletes shitposts
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I'm not sure whether the discussion tonight isn't up to usual standards or whether I'm losing my interest in pony. I'm just not enjoying myself as much as I normally would.

I hope it isn't the second, I have nothing else to replace it with.
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Dang, who's the anon that requested the Celestia pic?

I need to know which of the two I've made so far he'd rather have me finish.

Having such a hard time drawing as of late. I just need to know which one to stick with, then I can continue work on it some other time.

Here is the original
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>>4103170
>you give his poor balls a light slap to wake him
>his back arches as he cries out, his limp cock throbbing reflexively
>you ready yourself for the day and talk about how much work there is to do
>he shakily agrees, wincing lightly at his aching balls
>all throughout the day you take every opportunity to fondle and knead his sack
>you take the time to massage him as rough as he can handle, savoring every coo and whimper you draw out of him
>as the day drags on you watch with glee as his testes swell with denied release and lusty need
>by nightfall he's incapable of speech again, barely able to concentrate, but still obedient
>he's practically yours now, his incredible need tempered by his desire to do what you say
>those hefty balls of his throb and churn with untold amounts of hot pony semen
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>>4102433

>Big Mac at groin height
>mfw
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>>4103247
It's normal, man, just wait until S3 starts and you'll be ponying as usual.
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>>4103233
says you
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>>4103219
I was at the second to last post. Shining Armor, Big Mac, and Soaren had anon surrounded and about to fall over. More stallions were coming out of the woodwork and an orgy was starting on the dancefloor.
I also never got to even start a thing where Twilight was purifying the Everfree à la Corruption of Champions and you wre the final boss. There was also this really old thing that involved being locked in a room full of trap stallions in some old temple that never even got off the ground.

I really need more stuff with mares.
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>>4103243
Don't worry about it the harm has already been done and now I feel bad about myself for being so stupid
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>>4103248
And here is the remake
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>>4103248
Yes, this one please. Looks cute!
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>>4103250
That chart really is best height for ponies. Mainly because their heads would only be a bit bigger than ours. I think the thing that weirds me out with pone/human drawings where they're too big is just how huge the pony's head looks. Like the size of a beachball.
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>>4103260
Alright have a cute pone.
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>>4103262
Not the one who requested it, but looks good.
Will you clear it up, maybe even color it?
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New Rule:
No buts
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>>4103272
Thank you for your efforts but for some reason that is beyond the grasp of my feeble mind I don't find ponies eating that cute.
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>>4103277

Great, now we can focus on heavy swaying stallion nuts.
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>>4103277
BUT... BUT... BUT...
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I'm sure the animation in S3 will be smoother and nicer than previous ones.
But I'm afraid we'll see more human poses in our ponies, what's your opinion about it?
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>>4103277
Does that mean we can still have butts?
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>>4101400
Joke's on you! I'm actually awful at coloring!

Ha! Ha!

but seriously, I hope you get a decent colorfag one day
or post a cleaner version so I can magic wand + paintbucket it
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>>4103267
You sure?

>>4103273
Perhaps after (if) I can get together with Rose and let her be my inking/lining sensei for a little bit. I can't line for anything, I realized this recently.
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>>4103211
>you feel something grow tight in your testicles and you groan
>they feel so swollen
>so full
>she chuckles and tells you that it's milking time
>her nipple gulps your erection down and you gasp as you feel it suckle hard
>like a slow motion orgasm, she drinks deep from your balls, your hot milk filling her teats
>she pops off, smiling as your erection throbs out a spurt of milk before she switches to her other nipple
>you moan and arch your back as her teatflesh swells
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>>4103277
I am not interested in buts
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>>4103287
Get SAI and color every drawing you see to practice!
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>>4103288
Yes, why?
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>>4103282
Can they be cantaloupe-sized churning balls that weigh twice as much as you'd expect? What about if they're dripping with sweaty musk and sensitive enough to unload their viscous ponyseed from even the most passionless tonguing?
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>>4103282

That's all I ask for.
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http://derpiboo.ru/80975?scope=scpe7076ecd1e1cdbee78bd26d6d232b2c279c907f3b

>All those comments
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>>4103303
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>>4103277
>Taking a bath with your pone of choice.
>Do your best to scrub and clean her butt.
>Dry off together with fluffy towels.
>Straight to bed to enjoy her shiny clean butt.
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>>4103300
Just making sure. Now I guess it all comes down to getting better at lining/inking.
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>>4103313
Go for it!
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>>4103307
Ar-Are they roleplaying?
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>>4103303

>hyper shit

Pls no, if I can't fit atleast in my mouth then they're a total waste.
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>>4103249
I'm glad you chose that. I can deny him for as long as you want.
>you unpack your bedroll and lie down as you tell him to set up camp and get supper ready
>from your vantage point on the ground you can see his balls, visibly larger than they were last night, sway and bounce as he unpacks everything
>his limp cock hangs halfway out of its sheath and drips slowly but steadily and he cooks a meal for both of you
>he carries two plates over to you
>you take one and watch as he starts to sit, but winces as his balls touch the ground
>he eats his meal standing and waits for you to finish as patiently as he can
>when you finish you make a spinning motion with your finger
>he giddily turns around and steps back so that you won't have to move much
>his golden tail flags to the side and exposes his heavy, pulsating stones and the quickly growing puddle halfway between his front and back legs
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>>4103322

*atleast one, rather.
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>>4101841
Lel.
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>>4103310
I have fantasies of cleaning Pinkie and playing with her butt. Mainly because of how I imagine her reactions.
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>>4103322

Hyper would be if they were the size of your head. Twice the regular size isn't that abnormal.
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>>4103328
>ceaseless giggling and chortling
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>>4103322
What if we kept them regular size, but replaced the pony with something that had bigger nuts like a minotaur or buffalo?
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>>4103320
Then you might have to wait a little bit there, bro.

I just gotta take the time to practice first.
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>"I'm not used to just anyone helping me out when I bath..."
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>>4103328

Feels bad that I will never experience such feelings.
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>>4103332
And now you've gotten to the root of most of my Pinkie sex fantasies.
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>>4103325
>you gently work one of their massive nuts into your mouth
>it's a tight fit, but you manage
>the pony groans with pleasure as you blissfully suckle and tongue their testicle, feeling it throb in your mouth as your senses clog with the taste of their sweat
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>>4103335
I don't see why it couldn't just be a very large pony
or a much smaller anon
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>>4103340
Good, because I'm not going to touch you, you filthy, disgusting, bad pony.
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>>4103352
>DON'T GROW HIS BALLS, JUST SHRINK ME!
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>>4103285
Guess it's not a good time to discuss show's things. I understand.
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>>4103355
She's not that dirty, she has a clean conscious.
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>>4103361

We're talking about pony nuts, of course it's a bad time.
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>>4103289
>she lets you use them as a pillow that night
>the next morning you wake up on your back with one of them in your mouth
>unbidden you star to suckle
>the teat grows hard quickly and is a little longer than you thought it would be, but try as you might the milk won't come
>just before you give up she sits hard on your face and milk flows into your mouth
>wait, not milk
>instead of being rich and creamy the stuff oozing from her teat is thick and salty
>before you can process this she shifts to the left and puts her other teat in your mouth
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>>4103340
>try to wash Applejack while she struggles playfully, complaining about how she "don't need no fancy pamperin"
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wch pony wd fly kites the best
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>>4103337
Practice on it then?
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>>4103378
Vowel Pony
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>>4103359
>Shadow of the Pone
>Anon climbs up Big Mac's leg, jumps onto his scrotum. climbs along the underside of his sheath, then crawls inside
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>>4103367
Still, she is terrible, boring pony who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
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>>4103384
Aww c'mon
She has something to offer yet
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>>4103378
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>>4103384
AJ was actually my favorite for the first few episodes.
Then "Griffon the Brush-Off" happened and I've been a Pinkiefag ever since.
I still like AJ, though.
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>>4103383
Reminds me of the cock vore greentext
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>>4103351
>the unicorn stallion lifts you off the ground and sticks you to his chest with his magic
>you spend the rest of the day sucking on his nut as he goes about his business
>his massive erection is caught between your chest and your shirt
>he blows his load several times that day and each one soaks into your crotch
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>>4103324
Unfortunately, denial is only a means to massive ponynuts, begging stallions and unreal cumshots. So we can't go forever.
>you praise him for being a good little pony as you give him his nightly massage
>the second your hand wraps around one of his oversized nuts he cries out, a thick jet of pre splattering against his chest as a second gushes out a full foot in front of him
>you set into your usual motions, rubbing slow circles into his nuts with your thumbs, milking them up and down in your fists and giving them light squeezes with your fingertips
>his tail pulls hard to one side as his pucker clenches madly with desire
>after a good hour of teasing you pull your hands away
>he whimpers lightly before composing himself
>turning to face you, his throbbing erection drooling heavily he wishes you a good night
>stammering a little he thanks you for the massage and tells you that he hopes you'll help him swell even bigger tomorrow
>his face turns beet red as he shyly expresses his gratitude for not setting him off
>he turns to bed down for the night, slowly laying down and wincing lightly as his weighty nuts gently come to rest on the ground behind him
>watching his testicles throb and churn as he tries to fall asleep, you smile and close your eyes
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>>4103379
>hurr durr everyone on 4chan is subhuman scum
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>>4103402

>unicorn
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>>4103397
No cock vore. The two of you train together and before you he because Eqeustria's first Pony Cannon and you Equestria's first Human Cannonball. Ponies come from miles around to see you two put on shows.
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>>4103407
>hurr durr im a normalfag on 4chan pls look at my cool gf
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>>4103411
>Reddit
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>>4103411
Deal with it
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>>4103414
Get a load of this retard. Go back to /v/
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This is totally not pony, but does anyone have that recipe for /fit/'s gains cake?
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>>4103417
>you will never be just an article of clothing to Blueblood
>your only purpose in life will never be to suck on his royal testicles and soak up his jizz
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>>4103387
Offer what?
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>>4103421
how about apple pie?
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>>4103421
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>>4102120
I really hope that at the next con Cathy will stop doing what she normally does, which is to make unfunny jokes in Spike's voice that drag on for so long, as well as saying "AWESOME!" as often as possible
Oh, and drop the moose, too. She's my least favourite VA at cons

As for favourite, probably Tabitha because she's so interesting and also voices best pone. Plus the fact that almost all of the answers she gave were actually useful whilst being really eccentric was fun. Joint with Andrea, if she actually spoke more
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>>4103421
Send an e-mail to moot.

AND ASK HIM TO FIX THE CAPTCHA
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>>4103419
And you stay on Reddit.
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>>4103417

He's the exception.
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>AJ will never tie you to a table and force dozens of apples into your every orifice.
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>>4103419
>>4103414
>>4103407
>>4103379

Dude. Trust me. Politics and history arguments are the worst on 4chan.

Thread it came from:

>>>/v/152341778

Lots of American bashing. Lots of Japanese bashing. Lots of discussion of "who did the worst war crimes"
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Any draw friends meandering?
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>>4103444
Yes, about to head out maybe and use up all the time I have with power left, why?
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>>4103441
is mayo an orifice?
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>>4103444
That filename is right.
Flutershy is hatted by everyone.
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>>4103372
>your mouth suckles hard on her teats without your consent for a moment, drawing out more of that viscous salty goop
>the moment you recognize what's happened your erection throbs and a hot spurt of your milk splatters onto your chest
>you gulp hungrily at her elongated nipples, desperate to taste more of her sperm as you drool and gush hot cream
>she coos and tells you to keep going as you roll your tongue around the cockheads plumping up in your mouth
>she tells you how heavy and full her teats are, moaning as another heavy rush of semen pours down your waiting throat
>as you feel your stomach filling with spunk she promises that once you're done milking her she'll return the favor
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>>4103443
Way better than HURR CHECK 'EM
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>>4103433
That's not the one I was thinking of, but thanks!
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So did we talk about this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkrNlgqzNIA
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>/v/
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>>4103452
Picture says it all
Ponies with big hats covering their eyes.
That is all.
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>>4103437
>Someone disagrees with me.
>He must be from Reddit.
>Typical autistic /v/irgin.

Poor little kid.
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>>4103455
>Dicknipples
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>mfw I feel really bad about that 222 now
have a reconcilation pone
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>>4103463
I can't stop laughing at that restoration job.

11/10
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>>4103402
>all that pony cum splattering onto your cock gets your own testicles swelling
>they hang down to your knees, the fat orbs caked in sweat and clogging up the air around you with your hot musk
>all this does is make the unicorn hotter, his own heavy testicles dripping wet with perspiration as you somehow easily cram both nuts into your swollen cheeks
>he glues you back in place, but the smell of your balls near his face and your needy slurping on his testicles leaves him trembling
>your erection bathes in his gushing sperm as he pants heavily, breathing deep lungfuls of your scent
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>>4103473
That was over 200 posts ago
I had already forgotten about it
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>>4103463
What's this about? I keep seeing it everywhere
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>>4103463
I've been seeing this image lately. What exactly happened?
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>>4103473
Please. There is a whole /mlp/ board for you to explore. It's fun. There's no reason for you to remain in these threads.
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>>4103473
What 222? Also, are you from the /b/read? I swear someone linked to the /b/read yesterday and the OP had that image with that filename.
For some reason it makes me feel "proud" of MLPG that people from other Generals lurk here.
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>>4103480
We Pinkie Pie gifs now?

>not this
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>>4103468
You're a normalfag, shouldn't you be on Reddit or /soc/.
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>>4103468
I'm not him, but you did the exact same thing
>someone insults me
>go back to /v/
>kid
Hypocrisy is magic!
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>>4103477

And story ruined. Should have kept to the swollen pony balls.
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>>4103483
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921
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You guys... /ic/ is way cooler and more chill than I thought they'd be.
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>>4103489
>Implying he's not from /v/.
>Implying /v/ is not guilty of almost every shitpost here.
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So who of you guys will look at the opening of that 100 year old package from Norway?
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>>4103482
>>4103483
Amateur artist tried to restore priceless classic - this ancient masterpiece.
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>>4103489
But he is from /v/.
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>>4103482

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4n2TsvMASY&feature=plcp

See that.
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>>4103486
>Pinkie will never lick your brain.
Why was I even born?
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>>4103492
Go and never come back then
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>>4103461
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>>4103496
Aw man we My Late Package again?
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>>4103406
>he is still asleep when you wake the next morning
>his bedroll is soaked through but his limp dick drools at a steady pace
>you can tell he didn't sleep well so you break camp before waking him with a light breath against his scrotum
>a rush of clear fluid shoots out his flaccid member and he gets to his hooves
>the hair that was touching his bedroll is mused and wet with quickly drying pre
>after a quick breakfast the two of you set off
>he obediently falls in behind you, but you order him to walk a small distance in front of you
>his tail is flagged, maybe even without him realizing it, and you can see his large, peach colored orbs bob and bounce between his legs
>he empties several canteen during the days march, but during each break you take one of his empty ones and have him refill it
>when you stop for the night it has been an hour since your last break, but several since his last drink of water
>before sitting down you tell him to put his head between his legs before pushing him down so that his ass is high and his testicles exposed and ready
>as you kneel behind him he meets your gaze longingly and licks his lips
>maybe tonight will be the night
>maybe it won't
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>>4103491
Hahaha oh fuck me
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>>4103502
She is INSIDE my brains every night...
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>>4103499
>>4103495
I never said I was from /v/.
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>>4103495
>>4103499
So just because he's from a board renowned for shitposting that validates you doing the exact same?
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>>4103500
What the actual flipping fuck. It looks like a fucking Wookie
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>>4103497
I really feel bad for the woman, she needed the money...
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>>4103515
Yeah.
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>>4103477
>he caves and slurps a testicle into his mouth
>as the feeling hits your brain you realize why he loves having you so much
>such a feeling of power
>you bend all your will towards slowing down your sucking and enticing him to swallow your other ball
>you can feel him realize what you are doing and try to resist
>let this be your final battle
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>>4103503
But it's nice here too.
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>>4103513
>>4103515
._.
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>>4103528
>._.
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>>4103510
Same here... But it just can't compare to the real deal.
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>>4103522
Then maybe you should go to /v/
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>>4103531
WAITER!
THERE IS A WORST PONY IN MY DRINK!
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>>4103539
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>>4103533
Just pour some jelly in your ears, close your eyes and put a youtube loop of her giggling on, and then you are almost set.
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>>4103539
That's an olive, sir.
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>>4103539
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>>4103287
I'm going to redo that pic and color it anyway
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>>4103542
I think I'm going to do all the main six in this pose

y/n ?
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>>4103505
No
A faggot named Johan Nygaard who was a mayo made a package who said can be opened in 2012

Well in three hours they'll open it and they're streaming it.

http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/town-holds-breath-over-100-year-old-package

Too bad Dragon Dildoes didn't exist 100 years ago
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>>4103543
Oh, god... I considered it seriously for about a half of a second. I think I may have a problem.
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>>4103548
Only if you draw good.
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>>4103531
Would you drink Applejack
If you know what I mean
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What would you do if your second favorite pony confessed her love to you?

Would you return her feelings? Or does your heart already belong to your favorite?
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>>4103544
No sir, that's definitely not an olive.
Look at the color and the lousyness, it's a worst pony.
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>>4103455
>after desperately suckling and licking at the small shaft in your mouth she pulls out and stands
>you can see your member, the head flattened and pointed at the tip
>she wraps her lips around your head and starts to suck
>stars explode behind your eyes as your milk starts to flow immediately
>she hefts your sack with a hoof and lets you watch as it slowly deflates with each swallow
>when she has drained you she kisses you on the lips and tells you things are only getting started
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>>4103551
I don't.
But sometimes, I do it well.
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>>4103549
Why people do this stuff...you thin it's edible?
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>>4103548
I'd rather you did this one to be honest
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>>4103548
Which one?
Original was drawn by Giantmosquito. You are not him
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>>4103548
Which one?a
Original was drawn by Giantmosquito. You are not him
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>>4103560
Are you serious? That has been already done for every character and lots of background ponies
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>>4103560
I can't see those closeups without thinking "STRAM"
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>>4103563
>>4103561
I just said ALL you apple brain
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>>4103531
>you will never run your tongue all over tiny liquor-marinated Applejack, squeezing additional moisture from her drenched tail onto her body and licking her in long strokes from belly to neck while she protests and tries to suppress giggles in a squeaky voice
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>>4103550
Do it.
You won't regret it.
I promise you.
Just do it.
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>>4103553
I think I would only return her feelings if I had already gotten over being rejected by my favorite.
Because I love my second favorite as well.
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>>4103565
I've only ever seen lyra, bonbon, the CMC and Dash
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>>4103553
I'd love to live with both of them, so I would return her feelings.
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>>4103569
You retard or something?
Which one:

>>4103542
>>4103531
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>>4103576
valid point
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>>4103566
Fun fact: the lyra closeup stream image actually says stream, and not stram. Krabb's version says stram, which is I think why the one that is called "lyra closeup krabb's a fag" has the fag part in the filename
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>>4103576
These are pretty old, I'm sure if you google them or, I don't know, look on Derpibooru or dA (the vector group) you'll find them.
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>>4103583
stram sounds funnier
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>>4103580
The one I quoted, the slight lean in.
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>>4103572
But what if some gets deep into my ear canal?
How could I explain myself if someone catches me?
I couldn't. I just couldn't. I might some night.
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>>4103581
That's not a recolor, that was made by Fluffy and it's fucking awful.
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>>4103506
>drinking canteen after canteen of his own pre was bad enough
>but being forced to walk in front of you, feeling your eyes on his almost comically oversized testicles, watching them bob and sway as beads of sweat roll down their surface was almost too much
>his testes throb in time with his heartbeat, each one now more than a single hand can properly molest
>as you gently milk his balls you ask him what he wants
>does he want to finally unload, letting those deliciously swollen testicles pull hotly against his body as rope after rope of sperm gushes out of his cock?
>or his he content to let you tease him all the way back to town, making him gulp down every last drop of his pre like a good little pony until his nuts are so big they drag across the ground?
>your words leave him stunned, his anus clenching hard as he paints his face with pre
>you wonder aloud if the choice even matters, that if all this teasing has left him permanently enlarged and that he'll always have these delightfully kneadable balls
>he whimpers and moans, another jet splattering all over his mouth as he desperately laps it up
>leaning in close so your breath rushes against his quivering orbs you whisper to him one final thing
>that either way when he finally unloads that first shot is going all over his pretty face
>you lean in and give him a light peck on the balls
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>>4103583
Fun fact: the original "lyra closeup.png" didn't have the caption. Krabb used to post the pic spoilering the word "stream"
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Would you spray yellow pone with your water gun?
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>>4103589
You worry too much.
Pinkie Pie wouldn't worry this much.
She would just do it, for fun.
She would do it for you
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>>4103601
Indeed. Krabb used to spam that image all the time, then made it. He's a fun guy
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>>4103583
>>4103601
Fun fat - Krabb is still a fag and attention whore despite all of this.
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>>4103605
Only if I had a good reason.
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>>4103610
I wish I was as fun as Krabb. ;_;
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>>4103553
>second favorite pony is Sweetie Belle
awww, I'd be her first childhood crush...
oh god she's going to cry no matter how gently I turn her down
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>>4103605
No, but I would shoot her without a second thought.
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>>4103613
He's fat? Well at least he's fun
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>>4103617
Just imagine, crying would make it hard for her to speak, and every word between sobs would be a voice cracked one.
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>>4103616
Terse, movie stream tomorrow?
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>>4103525
>you struggle for minutes, slurping on each other's testicles until finally it ends
>both of you break at the same time, moaning loudly as you paint each other's cocks with your hot sperm
>he collapses onto his side and you use your hands to pull you closer, eager to stuff as much of his sweaty nuts into your mouth as you can
>his magic pulls your crotch towards his face as he does the same, his broad pony tongue lapping hungrily at your scrotum as he moans submissively and sprays his viscous pony spunk all over your crotch and his face
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>>4103623
anon please
please don't do this to me
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>>4103605
You mean like dog training?
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>>4103556
Oh gosh, where do you want to take this?

I am up for nearly anything.
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Fluttershy will be MVP of season 3, the way Rarity was MVP of season 2 and Pinkie Pie of season 1.

Calling it now.
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Anyone here got that picture of fancy applejack and mechanic rarity?
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>tfw no new pyromancies until underneath undead burg
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>>4103608
If I ever try, I promise to report back here with results.
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>>4103583
Actually, that's wrong, it was the other way around. Krabb's says "STREAM"
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>>4103635
Sorry
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Hehe
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>>4103635
It would only get worse when she came to the conclusion that it's because she's a blank flank.
Then she's just cry even harder and the voice cracks would go even higher.
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LIST TIME
Top 3 ponies from the mane 6
Top 3 ponies including all the ponies
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>>4103649
PFhahahah, holy shit
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>>4103650
either that or because she thinks she's not as pretty as her big sister
she is
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>>4103653
Fluttershy
Rarity
Pinkie

Fluttershy
Rarity
Celestia
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I need pictures of cute ponies
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>>4103649
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>>4103617
What about your second favorite adult pone?
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>>4103560
>>4103560
> that layer error with iris

ahaha
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>>4103649
THAT'S TIMELY!
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>>4103653
Rarity Twilight Pinkie
Rarity Sweetie Celestia
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>>4103659
have two
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>>4103655
She really isn't
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>>4103653
Pinkie
AJ
Twilight

Pinkie
Sweetie
Derpy
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>>4103667
She's very close
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>>4103670
Her mane is just... I don't know.
She's still best CMC, but I don't really like her mane.
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>>4103653
Pinkie
Twilight
Dash

Pinkie
Twilight
Dash
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>>4103661
>Rarity
that just makes the situation MORE awkward!
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>>4103649
A+++ post
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>>4103649
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>>4103662
Hah, oh snap I missed that
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1-9 go for a run
0 sriracha
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>>4103673
OOooow.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Now you fucked up.

Can you even imagine the hurt that you'll bring to Sweetie?
She is not good enough for you but her sister is?
She'll have self esteem issues the rest of her life.
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>>4103684
hey
hey hey hey
I would turn them both down
my heart already belongs to another unicorn
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>>4103662
HAHAHA
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>>4103688
>wanting Aspiehorn instead of Squiggleperfect

You are what's wrong with America.
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>>4103693
hey
hey you

fuck you too
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>>4103673
You piece of shit.
What if Sweetie was a bit older?
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>>4103688
So you break both their hearts...

Man their father will be pissed
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>>4103696
I'm not gonna LIE to them.
Honesty is the best policy.
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>>4103688
>Anon turns down Sweetie.
>Anon turns down Rarity.
>Twilight turns down anon.
>Anon is stuck with Scootaloo.
AND YOU DESERVE HER.
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>>4103696
>father shows up at anon's house
>knocks on door
>anon opens it
>father telekinetically hurls several dozen footballs at anon's face
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>>4103698
all according to plan
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What if Pinkie was coffee
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>>4103694
He has a point though
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>not enough drive to into drawing
>pretend lousy image editing counts as artistic outlet
;_;
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>>4103695
I
I don't know
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>>4103706
She'd be even more fun than ever.
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>>4103706
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>>4103706
She isn't?
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>>4103695
make her a human too and you've got a deal
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>>4103598
>his balls start to jump as your lips meet them, but he grits his teeth against the strain of holding it back
>slowly, ever so slowly, his balls sink back down and all that comes out is the largest gush of pre yet
>his cock is at half mast, the hardest it has been since the first night, so the entire jet hits him in the back of the throat
>he swallows and licks his lips then tells you that he will wait until you want him to and doesn't care how large or tight his balls grow
>you pick a bead of sweat off his sack and whisper that he made the right choice
>you loose track of time as you carefully caress, lick, and blow on each of his balls and listen to him gulp down each gulp of pre
>the next morning his ass is still in the air, his testicles too large and sore for him to lie down
>you fill his canteen and set out
>the next day and night go more or less the same
>the second day has him walking bowlegged and the second night as you fall asleep before you finished tending to his balls
>the completely obedient state he was in the morning after that convinced you to not even touch him the last night before getting back into town
>it is late when the two of you get back to his place on the edge of town
>he can't speak and can hardly even think when you set you bags down and tell him to go wait for you on the bed
>tonight's the night, you call after him as he goes up the stairs, and when you follow him up you nearly slip on the puddle covering three of the steps
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>>4103706

>an episode where Pinkie discovers coffee and goes into hyperactive overdrive

I'd watch it.
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>>4103706
IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Has pone ever drunk (drank?) some kind of caffeinated beverage in-show? I feel like maybe Rarity has some coffee once but I'm not positive.
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>>4103715
>humanised
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>>4103708
If you haven't downloaded the Loomis books, you aren't even trying.
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>>4103721
well excuse me for being normal
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>>4103720
Rarity drank a cappuccino in S&E
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>>4103728

Did you seriously just say that not wanting to fuck horses was normal?

Do people actually believe this?
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>>4103709
What if Twilight turned you down, and it crushed you so that you left Ponyville for like seven or eight years.
Then you come back one day. Twilight's off in Canterlot as the new princess, and has probably forgotten you. You head to a bar to drink your miseries away, and older Sweetie is singing there. She remembers you, and the two of you have a fun chat and a few drinks. She seems to like you.
WHAT THEN, ANON?
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>>4103731
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>>4103731
Yessssssssss. Thank you based anon.
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>>4103735
this is a depressing scenario...
she'd be happier with somebody more cheerful, don't you think?
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>>4103629
>one of his servants finds the two of you stuck together, magically 69ing until someone breaks the enchantment that has you stuck together
>he looks carefully to the left and the right
>seeing that the room is empty he shuts and locks the doors
>he drops as he walks towards you and thought of being used to your fullest extent fill you cumdrenched mind
>the thoughts turn to sorrow as he flips you over and mounts his boss
>the sorrow turns to joy as the butler reaches Blueblood's prostate and causes him to coat you from your forehead to your knees
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>>4103733
>having sex with your own species
>any year

i shiggy diggy
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>>4103638
Take it anywhere.
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>>4103740
You cheer each other up by reminding one another of simpler times.
And you certainly can't mope over Twilight forever, can you?
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>>4103747
no
you're right
though there'd still be like, a dozen years age difference between us
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>>4103748
If there's grass on the pitch...
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>>4103748
Eh you're right
She has passed her prime
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>>4103748
Whatever, man. If she's 20 and you're 32 it's not so bad. Not as bad as a 24 year old with a 13 year old.
Also, she's a horse.
>>
Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
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Watching Sweet and Elite right now.

Is there any art of that Redneck Pony? AC Turnip Truck?
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>>4103759
>Also, she's a horse.
UNf
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>>4103753
When cherries are red, they're ready for pluckin'
When girls are thirteen...
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>>4103738
I'm afraid to ask why you're so happy but...why are you so happy?
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>>4103753

And if there isn't, flip her over and play in the mud.
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>>4103759
Fair point.
Alright, I'd probably take her up on her offer.
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>>4103765
It's Hayseed Turniptruck.
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>>4103769
He has a Capuccino's fetish.
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>>4103773

Oh cool. I misheard it.
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>>4103771
>>4103768
>>4103753
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>>4103756
she'll never be past her prime
even her big sister will never be past her prime
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Describe how you feel about Dash in 1 word
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>>4103784
As soon as they get their cutie mark, she's too old
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>>4103785

Bitch
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>>4103785
Nice.
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>>4103785
TRAITOR
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>>4103785
beautiful
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>>4103785
Boner
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penis entered the thread
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>>4103787
what is this, the 18th century?
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>>4103788
>>4103791
No really,
Dash is standing in front of you and you only have one chance
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>>4103638
>>4103746
Anywhere that fucking 4chan X and CAPTCH will let you.
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>>4103800
TRAITOR
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>>4103717
>he's standing beside the bed, obediently flagging his tail to the side as he waits for you
>his testes are more than twice their original size now, each orb glistening in the candlelight of the room
>you lean down and give his balls a messy kiss before you pull away suddenly
>he moans hotly at your kiss, his cock almost erect in anticipation but he remains in place when you leave him
>reaching down you pick him up and turn him around, leaning his back against the headboard of his bed
>he whimpers as his testicles rest against the silk sheets, fidgeting for a moment before he holds himself still
>you praise him for being so patient, so willing to wait for you
>you lean in close and press your lips to his, kissing him deeply
>he returns the kiss hard, hungrily moaning as you thrust your tongue into his mouth
>his cock spasms and grows slightly harder, gushing hot pre against his chin and coating his belly with slick juice
>breaking the kiss you tell him that all his patience is about to pay off
>you lean lower and blow gently against his cockhead, watching him squirm and whimper
>pulling back you bring your face to his balls, watching as a bead of sweat rolls down their glimmering surface until it soaks into the sheets
>you give his balls another sweet peck before peppering them with loving kisses, slowly working through his most sensitive spots and listening to him groan
>your kisses turn to licks, lapping up his sweat and worshiping his gloriously massive testicles
>you ask him between tongue lashings if he's ready to show you just how much he's been saving up
>if he's ready to do you proud and coat that pretty face of his with a month's worth of lovely cum
Are we still on for rope after rope of yogurt-thick ponyspunk?
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>>4103800
Ask her to get one of her friends
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>>4103800
In that case, I think I'd just say hello.
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>>4103802
I don't believe you could stare into this butt and say that
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>>4103801
>That feel
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IF YER INTA PAIN AND AGONY
(Agony!)
IF YA LOVE THE GREAT INDOORS
(Whoa whoa whoa!)
WELCOME TO THE THREAD MLPG
THE MISERY'S
ALL YOURS
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>>4103808
Nope. I'd have to be looking into her eyes to say it, otherwise what's the point.
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>>4103810
do i need to throw another slipper? get off my fence
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>>4103806
Preferably Rarity
Twilight works too
Or Pinkie I guess
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Wahahaa~
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>>4103823
anyone have that gif SMILe made where Rarity is nudged but it's the extended version?
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GW2 Servers for MLPG

NA - Jade Quarry
EU - Seafarer's Rest (/vg/ is in it)
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Would you assist your waifu with her painfully taut, gassy stomach? She's begging for the feeling of your deft fingers.
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>>4103823
Rarity would never wear that horrible hat
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>>4103814
nah you'd have to say it to her butt because she'd be flying away.
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>>4103823
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>>4103746
>she giggles as she moves forward, winking hotly as a cascade of steaming hot marejuice drenches your entire crotch
>as the sperm in your belly slowly absorbs into your body you gasp as your testicles slowly feel fuller by the moment
>giggling, she holds up your soaked nuts again, this time to let you watch them swell
>your erection grows more horse like as it drools milk, your body feeling like you haven't been milked in ages
>with a smile she plops down on your crotch, her marecunt winking you in with a single, loud gulp
>you cry out as you instantly begin gushing hot milk into her, watching her teatcocks jiggle and wobble as she gasps in pleasure
>her swallowing winks pull pint after pint of fresh cream from your testes as the pleasure makes her start hosing you down with her nipples, the fat shafts splurting hot seed all over your face and chest
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What's in Rainbow Dash's mouth?
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>>4103830
MLPG is going to play GW2?
I just bought it, when can I play with you guys?
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>>4103839
>get to say one word to her
>she flies off before I even get a chance
So worst pony confirmed for traitor then?
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>>4103833
>horrible
Anon be careful about what you are saying
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>>4103823
HAHA, now rarity has lice.
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>>4103842
My dick.
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>>4103831
I'd have to break out the rolling pin
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>>4103830
>not Desolation
WHY
DESOLATION STRONK WvW
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>>4103844
You're not worth the time.
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>>4103853
>judging people in a second
You aren't helping her case, anon.
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>>4103842

farts.
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>>4103853
>not able to take the time out of her day to listen to one word
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>>4103857
>spouting TRAITOR out of the blue
You aren't helping YOUR case.
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>>4103848
uuuuurp
pbbbbbt
God I hope I did that right.
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>>4103862
>out of the blue
>implying RoH isn't a perfectly just reason
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Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Sleep
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>>4103862
He's just telling the truth
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>>4103863
roll
BRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRPPP
roll
FFFFFFFFPPPTPTHTHTHTHHBBBBBBRRRRRTTTTT
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>>4103869
evens pone
odds something productive
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>>4103869
goodnight LK
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>>4103872
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
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>>4103872
Truly a fate worse than death
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>>4103872
>tfw MLPG is the Hotel California
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>>4103872
Did the cat died inside?
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Do Griffin and Jenny ever poke their noses in to the general?
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Do you think Pinkie would sing Kusturica to her friends at parties?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja6Xg2OgUgU
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>>4103847
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>>4103884
I don't think so...not often at least.
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>>4103843
P-please respond, how will I find you guys?
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>>4103888
Masterful edit Anon
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GO TO SLEEP
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pon
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>>4103896
NO I HAVE TO FINISH GREENTEXTING
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>>4103899
>>4103899
porn

But really, I'd love to see good rape porn of her. There is none ;_;
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>>4103885
Reminds me of Oink Song
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>>4103858
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>>4103899
sweet pon
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>>4103830

Where do I contact the guild and what's the guild name or are we just going to play together without any need for a guild?
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So how does Dark Souls run? Does GFWL bog it down, much?
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>>4103842
antimatter
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>>4103913
a MLPG guild is going to be made
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>>4103939
Maybe we should make a thread on the sub for GW2
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>>4103931
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>>4103912
Okay now that's just lazy
What's next, po?
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>>4103858

OH FUCK. IT'S A GHOST.
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>>4103963

>
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>>4103949
Please do, and link it here when you're done. I dont want to join FUN.
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>>4103972
FUN's the /v/ guild?
You make it
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>>4103949

Can't wait to smash Jade Quarry (the EqD server)
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Lunaquest today.
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>>4103805
Yes.
>your little stallion nods eagerly, the pressure having temporarily pushed the ability to speak out of his head
>the weeks of teasing and stimulation without any direct contact or release have caused his shaft to have a permanent bit of droop, no matter how aroused he gets it will always be somewhat limp and submissive
>it points towards him as you tease one of his sweet spots with your tongue, and when you form a seal around the spot and suck his hips buck and he wordlessly cries out
>you look up to admire his painted face, but see that he missed his head and hit the wall behind him and ran down his shaft
>you shake your head at the waste of it and consider pushing his cock forwards so that it nearly touches his lips
>carefully, ever so carefully, you lift him up flip him around so that his back is still against the headboard but his head and neck are lying on top of the wet sheets
>you have the perfect view of Braeburn as he lies upside down
>his eyes are wide and unfocused with intense arousal, his cock sends spurt of pre into his thirsty mouth, his beautiful and gigantic testicles hang almost three fourths of the way down his shaft and drip sweat and pre onto his face, his asshole clenches and relaxes in time with the pre that jets from his shaft, and his tail his tucked out of the way behind him
>he is perfectly positioned to catch nearly all his load and soak in what he misses
>all you have to do is decide on how to make him cum
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>>4103987
But we're on JQ?
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Anyone good with PS texture pattern generator? Can you edit this unnecessary text?
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>>4104023
>gentlecolts prefer unicorns
DAS RASICTS
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>>4103967
But Twilight you said there's no such thing as ghosts
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>>4104023
The things artists do to get recognition
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>>4104022

>implying I'll be on the same server as you guys except guesting
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We should just roll on whatever server FUN is rolling on to piss them off.
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>>4104047
Who the hell is FUN
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>Euros not on Desolation anymore
Fuck that, I'm staying on Deso
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>>4104054
My butt.
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>>4104054

the /vg/ guild.
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would u
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>>4104066
quite hard
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>>4104066
As hard as a rock
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>>4104076
Man that pun was stone cold.
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>>4103841
>her crotchboobs start to sag as they continue hosing down your body
>the skin at the base loosens and they sag even further while the teats grow longer and closer together
>they disappear between her drooping, swelling crotchboobs then reappear
>they have grown together and are now sticking straight up, as proudly as your own cock if not quite as large
>this changes in seconds though, and you watch as the head flattens and a medial ring grows around it
>as it rises it pulls some teatflesh with it and shapes it into a sheath
>for a brief moment the flow of seed ceases, then she slams down hard onto your rod and blasts you hard enough to make you wince even as you plump her belly with your milk
>she stands up and you fall out with a pop and a torrent of milk
>looking down you can see that you have not only grown a horsecock, but your swollen ballsack has flattened into two plump mounds with a teat on each
>she turns around and wordlessly asks you to clean her while she drinks deep from your teats
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>>4104076
>>4104083
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File deleted.
>>4104023
how'd I do?
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>>4104090
you play too much CoC
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>>4104093
I'm laughing so hard I lost a few stone in weight.
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>>4104100
Lies.
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>>4104106
oi, mate, naw
you dont have the stones to do it
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>>4104115
Listen ya cunt, I'll av you. I'm a dealer, right? I deal the biggest rocks this side 'a the East End.
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>>4104019
>you take in that beautiful sight for a moment
>you watch as he pants and shivers, his own breath on his cockhead making it throb and spurt
>his gloriously fat balls are pouring sweat out at an incredible rate, almost matching the steady drool of pre into his mouth between hot spurts
>leaning forward you realize the perfect way to get him spurting
>placing your lips between his fat balls you lap up the sweat as your hands press his testicles against his cock
>slowly at first, then picking up speed you begin to use his own swollen testicles to jerk his floppy cock
>he begins to pant and moan as he ballfucks himself, the combination of fresh sweat and pre lubricating him nicely
>as you knead his testicles against his soft length you whisper encouragements in his ear
>about how nice it'll feel when those big pent-up balls of his try their hardest to pull tight to his crotch
>about how his urethra will stretch open and pump all that hot semen right into his face
>about how every time his balls jump upwards he'll end up stroking himself with that delightfully sweaty scrotum of his
>and lastly about how drooping ponyshaft will always be snuggly and soft and how his big stallion balls will sag nice and low so everyone will see what a good, obedient pony he is
>you give his balls a final squeeze, hearing him yelp as they slip out of your hands
>he lies there panting for nearly a minute as his body tries to pull those heavy nuts upwards
>every time he visibly strains, groaning and pressing his face closer to his drooling shaft as his anus clenches hard
>each spasm strokes his shaft, egging him on until he finally cries out, his eyes clenched shut as his balls pull tight and he unloads at last
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>>4104122
Is that so? I've tried some hard stuff in my day, I wont get stoned that easily.
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>>4104129
These rocks are so potent they're volcanic.

As in, your brain will erupt. Maybe so will your penis.
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>>4104094
smoother
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>>4104094
Well, you tried. The leftovers are way too visible.
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Poor Armstrong, dude...
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>>4104134
i drink my whisky on the rocks
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>>4104134
>>4104129
Some people call it piff, some people call it weed
Some people call it dank, some people just call it trees
Some people call it bud, some people call it skunk
Some people call it, "Sir can you open up the trunk?"
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>>4104090
>you stare at her glistening marecunt as it drools your hot milk, your gazing interrupted by her mouth on your new teats
>you groan and push your face forward into her, lapping furiously at your own milk as she drains you yet again
>your cock throbs hotly against hers as you feel your tongue begin to lengthen and swell
>you thrust it deep into her marecunt and she winks furiously around it
>pulling your hands up, you tease and knead her slowly plumping anus as your tongue nears her cervix
>you pause for a moment as you taste it, realizing from the texture that it's transformed into a pair of lips, complete with its own tongue
>your face buried in her gushing marecunt, you passionately make out with her womb as she drinks from your teats and casually gushes hot sperm all over your milky horsecock
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>>4104154
Rocks is a slang for crack. Not weed.
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http://www.businessinsider.com/three-people-reportedly-shot-outside-the-empire-state-building-2012-8
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>>4104169
I am well aware of this, but your conversation reminded me of the dose and by extension the people who constantly feel the need to remind us that they're currently high
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we ded
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>>4104197
Like these guys >>4104176
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No sense in holding off on this. Guy hasn't updated for a while, assuming he's done.
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>>4104184
I see people bitching about it far more than I see is actually occur.
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WHAT DOES APPLEJACK KEEP IN HER HAT

BESIDES HER HEAD OBVIOUSLY
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>>4104238
Why are you so fired up Smith?
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>>4104246
semen rations
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>>4104252
but she's not european
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>>4104246
American racism
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>>4104257
>>>/int/
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>>4104246
The last camera.
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>>4104264
>/int/
>not /sp/
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>>4104157
wait what
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>>4104273
>>>/q/
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only the ded can know ded from this ded
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>>4104282
>Someone linked the Sub in the Fluffy thread on /q/

Seriously, why the "subfags" are so loud about it?
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>>4104301
>that entire post chain of his replies
Holy shit that's so fucking weird

>The show is okay and sometimes good, ponies are cute, and guys like cute females. We're somewhat sexually attracted to them, and we usually have waifus. It's just Western Moe.
dat generalisation
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So do we have any caps from the Flitter thing?
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>>4102391
>The capper probably decided the poster was a douche and dropped it.
Actually, I got work. I manage to finish that other one. The path in this one is very random and was made by what, 2, 3 writers? Anyways here your cap if this is the one you are refering to.
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>>4104328
absolutely not
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>>4104328
...That's not a pony.
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>>4104327
There where two or so caps in the beginning of the last thread

>>4098533
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>>4104123
>it's like someone blew a hole in a damn
>a large jet of pure thick white cream erupts with such force that when it hits him square in the back of the throat it splatters back out and coats his chin, neck, nose, face, and even ears in the sticky goo
>his mouth works as fast as it can to swallow mouthful after mouthful of his stored semen, but it just won't end
>as each jet tapers off his balls slide back down his shaft, providing enough stimulation for the firehose that is his penis to jump and his balls to pull tight once again
>after a few minutes of swallowing all the yoghurt thick semen that lands in his mouth his stomach is nearly as swollen and taught as his balls
>unable to swallow any more he tilts his head back and looks at you from behind his thick mask
>the look he gives you while showering in his own seed for your pleasure tells you more than words ever could
>he is ecstatic that you teased him for so long and gave him release, he wants you to do it again and again for as long as you want and however you want, and, above all else, he is your little stallion to play with and milk and tease to your heart's content
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>>4104327
There two of them. Let me repost them.
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>>4104357
>>4104327
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>see a big wall of greentext
>scroll past it
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>>4104348
>without breaking eye contact he rolls his head to the left and the right then tilts his head forwards to make sure he is completely covered in the gift you helped him make
>as the bed quickly becomes a lake of his thick cream you climb off and lean over him as his flow dies down
>knowing that there is one last thing that must be done you slip a hand into your pants and coat your fingers in the wetness that has grown there
>in one fluid motion you pull your hand out and drive two fingers into his puckered ass
>Braeburn's gasp as one last shot of cum hits him make all the others sound gruff by comparison
>you kiss his sticky, apple flavored lips as you pull your fingers from his rear
>quickly shedding your clothes you climb into the small ocean of cum and pull his back against your bare chest
>as sleep quickly overtakes the two of you he whispers three words, almost impossible to hear over him panting for breath
>"I love you"

I have an epilogue if you want it.
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>>4104357
>>4104366
thanks nigga.
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>>4104367
My nigga well, I'll read it if it was interesting
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>>4104374
No, I don't want you to finish a story that took 5 hours in the making.
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>>4104348
Oh gosh, that was amazing. <3

I love it when someone greentexts back, and you did incredible!
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>>4104334
Hah. I'm getting a boner out of vore. What's next? Guro? Damn.
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>>4104374
Yes please
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Will we see Rainbow's parents in season 3?
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>>4104334
>the water has now run cold
Fuck, I hate it when that happens. I have so little ho water that I can't even wash my dishes before taking a shower.
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>>4104430
>Implying we'll see any parents in these 13 episodes.
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Anyone have this without the watermark?
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>>4104430
What's Dash's mother special talent?
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>>4104440
>Go to YouTube.
>Look for the iTunes rip.
>Take the screenshot.
>Use Roflbot if you don't know how to caption like that.
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>>4104442
Being shiny.
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>>4104162
>she starts to pull away and your face follows her
>crossing your eyes you can see that your face has turn into a pony's snout so your mouth can hold your new tongue
>her mouth leaves your aching teats and travels south, suck and licking and kissing as she goes
>when her head is between your legs she bites and you yell as you feel her break the skin
>she wraps your head in her tail and pulls your nose and mouth into her gaping, winking marecunt
>the pain fades once you resume your makeout session with her new set of lips
>she grabs your hips as you do this and lifts them off the bed, her lips traveling up your crack and stopping briefly to kiss and rim you before moving up to the base of your spine
>once there she grabs a bit of flesh and pulls hard
>your gasp into her cunt as your spine grows a few new vertebrae and the strands of your new pony tale brush your legs
>without warning she steps off you and flips you over then mounts you
>the pain of your virgin asshole being penetrated nearly causes you to miss the fact that your ass is still empty
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>>4104222
I never got a reply. Kids these days, they finish then disappear without even a thank you.
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>tfw coffee.
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>>4104468
Are you one of those guys that would talk about lolis while smoking a cigerette, talking about this history of 4chan?
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>>4104473
>tfw
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>>4104487
Someone post that gif of the 2-3 frames of pinkie spazzing up and down before she launches.
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>>4102120
>VA thread
>No one mentions TWILY
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>>4104487
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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Ahahaha
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>>4104507
T
TWILY
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>>4104512
>Saving the small version
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>>4104473
>tfw
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>>4104430
I hope. I want to see the ponies who responsible for raising an annoying, beautiful, cunt.

>>4104473
Those things never had an effect on me.
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>>4104520
>>4104512
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>>4104539
Panko is a very penis pony
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>>4104507
to be fair, barely anyone mentioned VAs period.
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>>4104544
WELL FUCK
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>>4104520
>>4104512
Who drew those?
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>>4104539
Why so long, Pinkie?
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>>4104559
Klondork
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>>4104559
Klondork
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>>4103581
>>4103576
>>4103560
for your (re-)coloring pleasures

SVG: http://www.sendspace.com/file/0dv5nj
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>>4104559
Looks like Klondork's style
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Aspirant, around?
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>>4104576
I literally just woke up and opened the thread.

You are scaring me, anon.
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>>4104570
>>4104564
>>4104562
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>>4104566
I already got like 20 different versions of it, but thanks, I'm gonna play a bit. Can SAI open SVG?
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>>4104590
Too late Diabolical
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>>4104591
No idea (try and tell me), but you always can use PNG.
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>>4104590
I would that male Twilight.
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>>4104586
Any shortfics/minierps before Lunaquest? May be that one with NMM?
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>>4104597
!
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>>4104604
I'm not home to test it, but yeah, I'll use the PNG in any case.
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IT'S TIME TO PLAY GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY
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>>4104615
Will you be around in an hour? I need some coffee before I do anything.
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>>4104622
Oblitgatory "Dragon Dildos" response.
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>>4104622
Your very own Dragon Dildo™
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>>4104403
This was fun. My only regret is that it is almost ten in the morning.

>>4104398
>>4104419
>try as you might to keep Braeburn pent up, the two of you living together in under the same roof meant that he would get release at least once every two days, but more often multiple times a day
>the sight of his droopy, drippy shaft that could no longer retract all the way into his sheath and large, perpetually swollen balls framed between his lightly muscled legs and flagged tail sapped your resistance
>in bed, in the tub, on the table, in the sink, in the barn, in the orchard; it didn't matter
>it wasn't until the night before your next patrol that you got serious
>you sat behind him in bed for nearly the entire night, moving from gentle caresses and breathes up to squeeze and milking up to licking and sucking
>three weeks after being out on the range, three weeks of him drinking his own pre, three weeks of relentless teasing have his balls so swollen that you had to carry him that day
>illuminated by the stars above and the fire beside him your stallion lays on his back
>his perfect, demure, flaccid shaft lies on his belly and oozes pre onto him and the small mud puddle beneath him
>kneeling, you throw your pants aside and lift his rear to the perfect height
>after taking care to align yourself you whisper for words to him, then plunge in
>"I love you too."
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>>4104629
>>4104630
You guys...
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>>4104482
No. I didn't get here until just a few years ago and stayed on /tg/ for most of that time.
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what pone do i pretend to snuggle with tonight?
also, any pone-snuggling techniques for a newbie pone-snuggler?
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>>4104622
Dark Souls
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>>4104622
Dark Souls
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>>4104636
>You will never get a dragon dildo in the mail modeled after Spike
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>>4104562
>>4104564
>>4104570
K, thanks. I'm having a hard time comparing styles.
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>>4104643
>>4104650
>23 minutes
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>>4104627
yep, I will.
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>>4104658
>Not spoilering the ">"
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>>4104651
You are so obvious...
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>>4104642
>chubby pone snuggling guide.jpg
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>>4104450
Yayponies links are dead, youtube vids have bad quality is are watermarked.
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>>4104662
Piiiiiie
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>>4104659
Cool, I will do some NMM x Anon stuff for you then.
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>>4104658
Have fun! If its your first time you will die alot.
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>>4104673
oh my
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>>4104673
My boner.
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>>4104633
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5lrdOEd1dY
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>>4104662
>mfw that R63!Spitfire/fem RD fic
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>>4104702
I opted out as soon as I saw Lukas' legs move
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>>4104702
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>>4104715
link pls
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>>4104669
Fuck you Smile
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>>4104699
Thanks. I've got my own that I'm going to finish because it's not like I'm going to get any sleep today.
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>>4104736
OH COME ON
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>>4104727
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D7CqyRfTfI8j7kbtmLsowDIVMsyEQcUIpdYbcLJYB5A/edit
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>>4104743
Fuck you too Sweetie Belle
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>>4104702
I'll never look at Fallout the same ever again.
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>>4104743
>>4104736
>>4104669
>>>/circlejerk/
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>>4104754
>>
Everyone check their privileges
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KLONDIKE
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE REBLOGGED BY TWO FAMOUS FURRIES
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>>4104672
>First page of results in YouTube.
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>>4104760
Dwight pls

pls
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And, uhh, I guess this is done as well.
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>>4104633
I got bored. so here your....

>>4104699
whelp, shouldn't have made breakfast.

>>4104777
I got that one done as well, but I do not know if its finish yet.
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>>4104762
What are you talking abou-
>King Cheetah and Wolf Nanaki
IT FEELS FURRY BAD

no really as long as they aren't shoving their dicks and porn in my face I don't mind. I actually like KCs noodle belly style. Reminds me of old cartoons.
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stop it stop it stop it stop it
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>>4104796
>IT FEELS FURRY BAD
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>>4104629
>>4104630
>>4104643
>>4104650
INCORRECT
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I had a nightmare that MLPG somehow found out my real name and face and found me on facebook with messed with me and sent me rude messages and the entire general was posting pictures of me and laughing at me. Despite me being a nobody.

my heart was pounding from fear when I woke up.
I think I need to take a break.
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>>4104748
This guy is pretty good. He also did a Braeburn/Soarin/AJ fic with Soarin as the shared goods.
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>>4104800
That's Disgusting!
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>>4104814
nice oc champ
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>>4104805
Sounds legit. The companies have the cash, but will only pay if that exact image is reposted over and over again.
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>>4104814
Oh snap. Take a pic of her with your shuttershades on her. If that was you. I got everyone mixed up, there were 2 cons and too many anons at said cons
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Nice
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>>4104814
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY AN PLUSHIE OF AN OC.

EVEN IF IT IS LAUREN
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what ever happened to darf
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>>4104827
>Nobody will ever call you "champ"
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>>4104822
Why do you have a Facebook to begin with?
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>>4104822
>thinking it was a dream
oh jack
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>>4104796
KC's been doing art since the 80s, so that's probably his major influence, yeah.
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>>4104835
That's not Lauren bro.
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>>4104833
>Twilight
>White

Racist.


Kidding. That's pretty cool. Her cheeks bug me a little some times though
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>>4104843
Do you have any friends, anon?
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>>4104847
>KC's been doing art since the 80s

H-How old is he?
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>>4104856
Well then it better be your oc
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>>4104843
>>4104846
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Is this the longest horse?
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>>4104833

Twilight's nose looks absolutely retarded.
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>>4104831
too much effort
http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&q=britannia+pony#/d5btxgw
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>>4104822
>MLPG doxxing someone from MLPG
wat
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>>4104858
You don't need friends for that kind of stuff. Especially if I assume most of the post is about their cats.
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>>4104875
We had a 7 hours one some days ago
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>>4104866
I estimate 40
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>>4104873
Knighty oc?
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>>4104866
I think he was 18 or 20 in the 80s, so that would put him somewhere between 40-50 years old.
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>>4104879
i don't fucking know, it was a dream

they don't always make logical sense, god, get off my back
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>>4104889
Bahaha true!
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>>4104847
>>4104886
Wow. You'd think he would have improved a bit more than where he stands now, in that time.
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>>4104879
I dunno, someone on MLPG searched up a website I made 6 years ago and used it to find ancient accounts on things I forgot about.
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>>4104879
>he doesn't remember us messing with Appleblewm

I imagine that MLPG is a bunch of assholes to other MLPGers but we'd never do anything to hurt anyone here permanently. Just throw jokes around unless we just utterly hate them.
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>>4104814
Is that Palette? sentenal you fucking creep.
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>>4104827
ty bro

>>4104835
it's not lauren
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>>4104892
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>>4104906
And who do "we" utterly hate?
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>>4104907

>>4104889
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>>4104908
there's something very uncanny valley about that
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>>4104908
Nice snail and family photos.
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>>4104905
>that email
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>>4104905
Congrats. I'm going to find you now. My dad works for 4chan
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>>4104873
>>4104922

It's the BUCK convention mascot, of course.
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>>4104908
Damn TAW, I like your house.
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>>4104814
>>4104907
oh god oh god oh god
Does it has a special hole for the hand? i would insert my hand so hard in it. few times.
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>>4104917
Broniess
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>implying
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>>4104934
I know, I was laughing when you guys found that. It's been a real long time.

Still made me a little nervous
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>>4104947
I GET IT
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>>4104905
>tfw playing internet detective
>tfw finding out the chick online that you had a crush on, and who was crushing on you, was a pre-op transsexual
Never again.
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Ok, so mlp fandom gets a ton of shit for perfectly valid reasons, but has anyone died yet because of ponies?
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>>4104966
My social life.
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>>4104966
One kid jumped out a window thinking he was a pegasi and broke his back.

Or was that the Naruto fandom..

I forget
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>>4104917
Sentenal.
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>>4104953
>"And if my sandwich isn't at least this big you're all fired!"
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>>4104966
Many brave Anons have gone ahead to Equestria.
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>tfw no episode thread today.
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>>4104932
joke's on you my camera is so low res you can't see them
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>>4104966
I've had murder-suicide fantasies about tripfags, and lately my life has progressed towards a seemingly inescapable downward spiral.

So, soon, maybe.

If I get fired that's the final straw.
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>>4104987
My dick is that big you little whore.
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>>4104934
>>4104934
repost please?
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>>4104985
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>>4105004
Stop hating yourself Sentenal.
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>>4105004
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>>4104993
WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE

August is almost over MLPG, S3 is getting closer
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>>4105002
It's a dead email.

And not only that, but that website was supposed to autoexpire after like 30 days of inactivity or something. A handful of people accessing it triggered something and the site died.
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>>4105012
Well, if you were Sentenal, wouldn't you hate yourself?
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>>4105016
Fall is not until last week of september.
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>>4105014
For whatever autism you accuse him of, you have surpassed him long ago. It's pretty damn creepy that you stalk him this hard, ready to pounce at any moment.
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>>4105027
yes i would try to jump into my couch to another dimension to escape my autism
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>>4105028
anon pls

let me live in bliss
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>>4105039
okay sentenal
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>>4105039
Shut the fuck up you cunt, stop feeding retards (i.e., everything Sentenal and everything related to him).
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would u
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>>4105004
that actually describes the situation fairly well.
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>>4105076
No, it doesn't.
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>>4105076
It does, and it doesn't. He sometimes need to learn when stop posting (that thread when he asked for Smile's e-mail, brrr).
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>>4105075
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An urge to draw something is rising! It's started becoming something I look forward to doing!

Somebody stop me! By requesting an image! Preferably not a difficult one.
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>>4105016
Well, if it matters, most of the summerfag are going back to school now.
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>>4105106
Mask Pinkie Pie
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>>4105104
pls
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>>4105024
No-no, i mean the email itself. Anyone got a cap?
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>>4105113

It shall be done.
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>out of curiosity send email to Tabitha asking how much does she enjoy working on MLP compared to other shows( crew, feeling, the characters and so on)
>expect a normal response because really how crazy can you get responding to this
>receive typical Tabitha response

I love this woman but still I wonder if she could give a normal response
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>everyone clamouring for caps of poorly written greentext smut that we've done at least once before
>every single one
Why
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>>4105136
She has some serious problems
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>>4105119
my version of the pic has an oddly similar filename
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>>4105136
Hahahahahaha
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>>4105142
i'm pretty sure sentenal has a capping addiction
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>>4105142
to masturbate to later
duh
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>>4105136
That is adorable.
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>>4105120
What email?

He was talking about the name of the address, since it was weeaboo as hell.
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>>4105152
Great minds think alike
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>>4105136

Is Tabitha related to Senor Cardgage?
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i wish i had a stalker who cared enough to track me down and dox me

that'd be great

get out of here stalker
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>>4105136
Tabitha is damn awesome. I guess she has that special, genuine eccentric core that makes you adore her instead of being creeped out or disgusted.
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Move over to the next horse , that is, if you want to, of course.

>>4105184
>>4105184
>>4105184
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>>4105175
I'll stalk you, anon
Stalk you for hugs
I cannot guarantee that something won't poke you
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>>4105136

That's pretty cool and funny.
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>>4105142
Not sure, but it gives me an opportunity to sneak away.
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>>4105163

Okay, what was the address then?
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>>4105186
Tabitha kinda reminds me of the CS teacher I had in high school
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>>4105196
dot_hack_shugo

I enjoyed that game series, okay?
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>>4105187
>drawfag appreciation thread
I'm boycotting this horse
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>>4105203
>implying we ever stay on the OP topic
See you later in the afternoon, then, grumpypants
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>>4105175

Apparently there are a bunch of people on a different website who have my dox and are waiting for me to do something retarded enough to warrant dropping it.
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>>4105203

>implying anyone gives a fuck about topic
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>>4105216
That's pretty cool. I wish I attracted that kind of attention.
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Pardon while I set stuff up, I'll let you know when it's time to make some decisions.

How has it come to this, you briefly wonder.

Only two days ago you'd slept in the same bed as Luna, each of you holding the other tenderly as you drifted to sleep. And, at the time, you'd thought nothing could shatter the bond the two of you had formed over the weeks since you'd arrived in Equestria.

The two of you had talked about being alone, how the other wouldn't have to go through it again. How you'd be there for each other.

But yesterday had ruined everything.
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>>4105797
oh shi
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>>4105797
I apologize for all the drug addicts.
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>>4105839
>not being addicted to drugs
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>>4105851
I'm trying to raise social awareness of complicated issues as part of my community program.

Look, just, eh, just say "apology accepted", alright? Don't make this a big think.
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>>4105797
Celestia had summoned you to the garden for your morning lesson. Perhaps she thought heading outdoors would make things easier on you.

You'd walked outside at the hour she requested, just before she was to raise the sun, and were surprised to see her standing beside a small fountain.

She'd said how you should witness the raising of the sun, and you watched in awe as she flared her wings and briefly took to the sky, using that immense magical power of hers to begin the sun on its daily course.

She had been magnificent, the beads of water reflecting the first rays of dawn into a myriad of colors that seemed to alter your very perception of the once motherly figure. She was....beautiful. Radiant. Stunning.

It had made it easier.
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>>4105877
> jealousy trigger
oh my
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>>4105877
She had taken a drink from the fountain before sitting beside you with a small thump, forgoing the usual grace she held when in your presence. It was strange, but exciting, to be shown more of her.

You got to talking, about you, about Luna, the relationships you had developed and so on.

You were surprised when she kissed you.

But you returned it, with vigor. Whether you lost control of yourself, or whether you did it intentionally, desiring more than what you could grasp, you can't say.

But your tumble in the lawn with the great Princess Celestia did not go unnoticed. Whispers reached your ears.

And her sister's.
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>>4105839
Don't apologise on my behalf. I like drugs.
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>>4105939
You tried to correct your mistake, you really did. But she wouldn't listen. Neither you nor Celestia could get Luna to leave her room, to get her to speak with either of you. Your heart ached for the one you had wounded, and you sought any means to gain her favor once more.

Instead, in the dead of night, her chamber doors had exploded open.

The dreaded Nightmare Moon had returned, angrier, and more scorned than before.
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>>4105939

Oh Shi-
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>>4105964
>>4105939
fff
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> NMM is much more powerful than Celestia because latter without elements
> she atatcks her sister and wound her deeply
> Anon tries to protect her

my heart
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>>4105964
The guards were no match for her, thrown like dolls through walls and windows as she shouted a challenge to Celestia.

Celestia rose to the challenge, fighting valiantly for her guards and citizens.

You could only watch in terror as the two incredible forces clashed. You weren't sure who to cheer for, what to think.

But when Nightmare Moon triumphed, threw her battered sister to the ground and shattered her crown, you had to intervene. You had to.

You threw yourself over Celestia, begging Nightmare Moon to spare her. To let you right the wrong that had made her into this monster again.

She laughed, and tossed you into a wall like a sack of garbage.

But in the end she listened. She spared the two of you death, for subservience.

The two of you were kept in some form of magical chains in Luna's chambers, the crescent moons and soft sheets a happy and stark contrast to the living nightmare that loomed over you.
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>>4106055
>soft sheets
May as well put these to use and pork Celestia if we're going to die
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>>4106055
I am keeping a close eye on this.
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> tfw it starts as a sexual quest but we end up trying to escape from NMM with Celestia
> suddenly, Celestia ERP
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>>4106055
Last night, her voice had been soft. It was strange, hearing her regal voice coming from the malevolent form who stood before you.

Your heart wept as she told you she had loved you. How you filled a void she hadn't realized she had for so long. How you were irreplaceable.

And she'd left.

But tonight she'd strode into the room and slapped you with her mane as she leered over her sister.

It was time for her real revenge.

Celestia was too weak to stop her from taking you, from tossing you on the bed while your arms were still shackled. Celestia did the one thing you thought she'd never do; She begged.

Nightmare Moon put a gag on her sister as she returned her attention to you, striding over and caressing your face before promptly slapping you once more.

"Now, my sister, you will now what it feels like to have your love stripped from you. He will turn on you, as he did against me, whether he knows it yet or not."

How had it come to this, you briefly wonder, as Nightmare Moon forcefully kisses you without passion, but with fierce determination.
>>
>leave computer on sleep mode
>didn't close tabs
>come into MLPG tab
>spot NMM quest
Aw yeah.
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>>4106153
Resist
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>>4106153
Try to fight her off.
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>>4106153
Oh, yeah, I guess you can start doing actions from her on since we're now in the present.
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>>4106153
Show her that we still love her.
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>>4106153
Return the kiss
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>>4106203
>>4106228
> anon shows he still loves luna
> NMM relishes and kill celestia
> happy end
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>>4106153
>>4106180
>>4106190
>>4106203

You try to resist, turning your head and pushing against her with your shackled hands. Not like this, you never wanted her like this.

"Luna, I-," you try to say before her mane whips around and slaps you across the face once more, leaving a stinging red streak on your cheek.

"You will not address me with that name! I am Nightmare Moon, and I am made from your own heartless deeds," she says heatedly, her face an inch from yours as she smirks malevolently, "And I will take what I desire from you, as my sister watches."

Her grin broadens, "And you fight me now, but you will turn. You will beg to be my plaything forever more."
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>>4106252
"Luna, please, this is now what you are, let me explain"
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>>4106272
This.
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>>4106252
"Take what you want from me, but leave her out of this"
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>>4106252
Tell her we will resist, and although she may enjoy forcing us to do something we don't want, she'll never be the real Luna and so she's worthless to us.
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>>4106272
>>4106298
I'm liking this.

> tfw in the end it will turn out that ________ actually _______ all of this
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>>4106252
>>4106272
>>4106285
"Luna, this isn't you, this-" her mane cracks once more, across your other cheek, and she presses a hoof down on your head, pushing on your burning cheek as she forces your head into the bed.

"Enough of your insolence! Have you no idea of what you did? Of how it hurts us? We TRUSTED you, both of you," she says as she turns her angry face to Celestia, "and you spurned us regardless!"

Her face whips back around to yours, her hoof pressing hard into your face for emphasis, "And you will both suffer for it."

>>4106298
She laughs at your noble ideal, "You have no bargaining power here, toy."

>>4106299
Her features grimace into a fierce snarl, "You would say we are worthless to you now, after your actions showed us you thought us worthless already?"

For a moment you think you see a tear in her eye, before your vision is obscured by her menacing hoof and she says, "Then know you will be used up by one you think worthless, and cast aside like the plaything you are."
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>>4106382
"It was an accident!"
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>>4106382
Fuck her in such a manner that we break our dick

We can't stay hard with a broken dick
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>>4106382
Crap.
We are free, right? Anything in this room we can use as weapon? I don't mind to act submissive just to get chance to grab it.
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>>4106425
If it wasn't imagelimit I'd post appropriate face for that.
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>>4106427
Your arms are currently shackled together at the wrist by some form of magic, though Nightmare Moon's horn is currently not glowing.
Perhaps a long term spell, or enchanted shackles?

Otherwise, you're on the bed naked, Nightmare Moon is over you, and it's Luna's room.

>weapons
Doubtful.

>>4106425
JesusChristHowHorrifying.jpg
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>>4106382
"The Luna I know doesn't think of people as playthings. You are nothing to me, NMM. When you become Luna, you'll see me happy once again. Until then, I hope you enjoy passing on misery to all that you meet."
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>>4106454
Okay, umm.. shit. Let's try to play our way further as we did before, try to smoothly make her believe we can't resist her temptation and becoming submissive. At some point we need to convince her to remove shackles because they limits you.
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>>4106382

>>4106472
She smiles devilishly, "You raise a valid point. You do not desire us in this form, do you? And Celestia," she nearly spits her sister's name, "would be far more injured if she saw us as we once were."

Before your very eyes her body glows with her own magic, and bends and shifts and changes until she looks like her old self, the Luna you fell in love with.

In a sultry voice still laced with venom, but sounding much more like her old one she says, "Thank you for your suggesting, puppet. Perhaps you are more useful than originally thought."

With that, she kisses you forcefully, her tongue reaching into your mouth to rub against yours as she lowers her body from a standing position to lying on yours.
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>>4106530
Blow a raspberry into her mouth.
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>>4106530
"No, you still are fake to me. In every word, in every movement I see your shadow and madness that took over you!"

oh crap I want very mad NMM rape us, not luna
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>>4106530
Bite it
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>>4106530
"Adopting your old self as a shell is not the same as being the true Luna, Nightmare. I fell in love with Luna for who she was, not what she looked like. You're a fool to think otherwise, and you're a fool to think this will have an effect on me at all."
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>>4106530
>>4106546
>>4106551
You attempt to gnash your teeth on her tongue, but she withdraws before you attempt to do so. Your teeth clack together in anger as she begins to laugh maniacally.

"Oh, you didn't like that? How unfortunate," she says as she mocks sincerity, "Well, we'll have to do something else you'll enjoy, won't we?"

>>4106550
>>4106590
You open your mouth to try and goad her some more, but a gag comes from seemingly nowhere and is affixed to your face.

"We enjoy your hate for us, but you begin to be a nuisance," she says as she tightens the gag with her magic, "And we wish to savor your suffering. Now, to prepare you for what must come."

As she says this she slides her body across yours, slowly sliding further down across you until her face is on your chest, her chest holding down the shackle chain that binds your wrists so you can't move your hands nearly at all, and she extends her tongue outward, gently tracing a circle around your left nipple as she looks up into your eyes. Not with love, but with an unnerving happiness.
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>>4106631
>>4106631
Well shit, how do we turn her into NMM now. Fuck.
thanks anon
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>>4106631
Look bored.
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>>4106657
Use your imagination.
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>>4106631
Just do nothing and become an unmoving plank for the entire duration. She'd get her and probably our jollies off but fuck that, Celestia is watching
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>>4106661
I should've done this on the sub, dice rolls make choices much more decisive if you have a good or bad roll with them.

You do your best to look bored as she continues, lavishing your chest in licks, until she pinches a nipple between her teeth to get a grunt out of you. Then she squeezes it a bit harder to make you cry out in pain, before she returns to her gentle licks that are near pleasing in comparison.

When she sees your brow begin to sweat, she slowly starts pushing her body against yours. The feel of her coat on your bare skin, and of her heat against your body, causes something in your groin to stir.
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>>4106696
>Celestia is watching
holymotherofunf
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>>4106715
It's not too late, Asp.

By the way, Lunaquest later? How long until it starts, since I remember you saying you wanted to start earlier.
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>>4106715
>not just staring at the ceiling and going into yourself until the rape is over
Do you even rape
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>>4106715
Fight it. If we can't fight it then just lie back and think of England.
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>>4106715
>>4106715
RESIST!
MUST...RESIST...

celesia is still watching
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>>4106737
>think of a shithole
That'll depress us even more than the rape.
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>>4106729
Uh, I said I'd check in about 3 hours to see if people wanted to start earlier. Might get pushed around if this goes on real long or something, plus I have a short run I have to do first.

But I'm still hoping to start earlier than last week.
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>>4106746
I don't mind to postpone this miniquest in favor of Lunaquest, just saying
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>ERPing
>ever
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>>4106715
>>4106737
>>4106734
>>4106741

You try to look at the ceiling, to think about anything else, but the gag affixed to your face suddenly pulls your head forward, keeping you looking at the disguised Nightmare Moon that teases your body as she takes a break to mock you.

"What's wrong, lover? Afraid you might start to like it? To like what we've become?"

She smiles wickedly, looking back at Celestia, who quickly looks away, trying to hide that until moments ago she couldn't tear her terrified gaze from the two of you.

"And how about my beloved sister? Would you care for a closer look? Maybe get a taste of him yourself?"

Suddenly Celestia is dragged forward by the shackles on her hooves, sliding across the floor to the right side of the bed, against the nearby wall.

"Oh, we forgot, you had your fill of him already, didn't you? Well, you'll just have to do with watching then."
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>>4106824
>"Oh, we forgot, you had your fill of him already, didn't you? Well, you'll just have to do with watching then."
What a bitch.
Try to say it through the gag. "Bitch."
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>>4106848
>giving her what she wants
lel
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>>4106824
Try to tickle her with our feet to make her laugh.
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>>4106876
This.
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Tell her Celestia was better
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>>4106896
Ahaha, while she probably knows it is a lie it could make her mad. Do this pleas---
*we can't talk*

fuck

Okay, make movements like you want to say something, drag her attention. After she removes the gag - say it.
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>>4106924
>spirals into depression
>becomes S1 Luna again
JOB DONE
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>>4106935
>season 1 Luna
>get bored of her because she's too reclusive
>leave her
>she turns into NMM again
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>>4106824
>>4106876
Well that's an interesting idea.

Not willing to give in you try to think of how to fight back. You wiggle your toes as you think and try to resist Nightmare Moon's temptations, and are surprised to feel something soft and cushion like on your big toes.

An inquisitive wiggle later and you figure out it's Nightmare Moon's flank, and your little wiggles make her squirm a little.

Deciding to strike back, no matter how weirdly, for her advances you wiggle your big toes against her flank in an attempt to tickle her.

You're surprised when she lets out a girlish giggle and jumps in surprise, reminding you of the old Luna for an elated heartbeat that makes even Celestia perk up a bit.

She looks surprised, but quickly covers it up as she bites your chest hard enough to cause pain and leave some red bite marks as she stares angrily at you, though with a look of confusion still in her eyes.

"Is this a game to you? Do you think we can't destroy you if we so choose?"
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>>4106953
>Celestia contacts the EoH after this happens
>decides that Luna is too unstable and that they should be on hand in case this happens again
>she gets banished to the moon or turned back with RAINBOW POWER
IT'S A WIN WIN
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For some reason, the thought of Celestia watching us performing sexual act greatly arouses me. I'm kind of puzzled trying to imagine look on her face. Probably something desperate with a mix of genuine sadness and wonder
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>>4106956
Try to smile around our gag. Smile a smile that reaches our eyes and tell her we know that Luna is still in there and that we are sorry.
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>>4106956
Continue to do these silly things, yes.
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>>4106974
That's because you have an exhibitionism fetish, possibly.

Didn't Ass Paint write something like that recently?
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>>4106956
>>4106982
You try to smile around the gag, feeling your mouth stretch and hurt a bit as you do so, but hoping you get that important message across. That you still care for Luna, the real Luna, somewhere inside this beast.

[Post number determines effectiveness since I have no dice here.]

>>4107010
Not finished. Unless you meant that random greentext about some Pinkie cosplayer, then yeah that happened. But the Rarity thing isn't done yet.
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>>4107027
>7
Not bad.
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>>4107027
I still think we should just fuck her silly and then afterwards call her a slut
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>>4107027
>Pinkie cosplayer
I-I thought it was humanised Pinkie
Have I betrayed my waifu?

>>4107056
Become the dom?
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>>4107027
>7
She stares into your smiling eyes and face for a moment, before shutting them and turning her face away from you, lying her head on your chest as she thinks.

"If we were so important to you, why did you betray us?" she asks softly, her hoof stroking your chest before suddenly stopping, as she realizes what she's doing.

You can feel her quickening heartbeat through your stomach. You're getting through to her, you think.

>>4107066
Well, it was based on a Pinkie cosplay, but I guess you could say it was humanized Pinkie if that makes you feel better.
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>>4107066
>>4107066
This.
Any way we can take the lead?
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>>4107077
Try shedding some tears.
We can have her shapeshift and dom us once she is back to normal.
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>>4107077
Be honest and tell her why, but apologetically.
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>>4107010
Not really, the whole point is that she watches us against her will.

>>4107077
>>4107077
Tell her truth. Tell her, that her sister was so beautiful you lose your head and couldn't resist

Yes. NMM mod engage!
prelude takes too long
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>>4107077
>>4107106
You try to mumble something around the gag, but she can't understand.

>>4107104
Considering how your body stings from those mean bites and slaps, you find crying to be easy. You stare at her as a few tears roll slowly down your cheek, and when she sees them her heart quickens again.

Very slowly she sits up and scoots herself forward, onto your chest, and leans forward. She removes the gag, her face mere inches from yours. Her eyes search your own, like looking for a hidden message, maybe looking for signs of more betrayal as you finally get to speak.

You tell her you don't know why you did it. You really don't. You know you love Luna. But in a moment of weakness you let yourself be swayed. And you're sorry.

>>4107174
Sorry?
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>>4107174
>>4107198
Well shit, I'm late again.
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>>4107198
>not "ur a faget"
FUCKING
DROPPED
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>>4107198
Tell her that we don't deserve forgiveness, but if she gives us another chance we promise to not screw it up again.
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>>4107235
Don't ruin the moment, let Luna/NMM find the words to speak first.
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>>4107198
>8

She stares into your eyes while you speak, tears forming in her own as she's suddenly speechless.

She leans forward and gives you a gentle kiss, much unlike the ones forced on you until now. One from the old Luna.

When it ends and you meet her gaze again, it's filled with sadness. And maybe, regret.
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>>4107198
Well, if it is still possible:
>>4107174

it is nmm erp after all
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>>4107278
Tell her that we understand if she never wants to see us again after what we did.
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>>4107278
>>4107297

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>4107297
I know, right? I thought you guys were going to go along with it until she gets into it, then turn the tables on her or something. Not try to reason with her to Luna waifu status again, what the hell.

Now I have to like, time skip or something weird. Dammit you guys.
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>>4107315
>Aspirant's next post is a double 0
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>>4107315
>>4107327
We can have her shapeshift and dom us once she is back to normal.
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I honestly don't know where it is going. Feeelfags kind of ruined actual sexual point and direction.

Oh well. Imma gonna take a nap before Lunaquest. methinks. 2 hrs left, right, Aspirant?
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>>4107387
>Feeelfags
>implying I didn't try my utmost to get her to be normal again because fuck your fun
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>>4107387
I was just trying to stay in character. I didn't mean to win.
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>>4107278
>>4107312

The sadness in her eyes deepens, and she suddenly clutches you to her.

"No. We...I....cannot go without you, again," her voice is her own now, not tinted with hate, but with genuine sorrow, "You hurt me, deeply. But...I swore you'd never be alone again. And despite your actions...I.....I still care for you. I thought I could force you to love me again, but I see...I see you never really stopped."

You feel tears on your shoulder as she continues, "But we cannot be together. Our actions have ruined what we had. And my own sister betraying me....."
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>>4107387
I don't know where you guys are taking it either.

Uh, I'll check in around then, yeah. Need to hit grocery once this is wrapped up in some capacity before I can start in on that.
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>>4107433
Fuck, I don't know where I'm going with this anymore. You guys completely derailed what I thought was going to happen.
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>>4107433
Wait and see what she does. Maybe we can get this back on the rails.
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>>4107447
Okay, thanks, I hope Lunaquest will turn out better and this time there will be some actual action (about damn time).

> tfw you requested both NMM's ERPs from TAW and Aspirant and they both failed
sometimes I need to know where to stop
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>>4107470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQAsXwr1Hm
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>>4107500
You're really fucking autismal
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>>4107500
Why do people keep saying the first one was a failure? It was a rape quest and we both raped and broke her.
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>>4107505
Peanus what the fuck are you even doing
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>>4107505
Uh, hey there.
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>>4107500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKylFTpzP6
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>>4107505
>>4107540
AHAHAHAH
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>>4107500
>failed

Alright, look. I said this was interactive, and you guys took it wherever you wanted to take it, which was trying to re-waifu Luna.

I'm just writing the reactions in how I think the participants want it to happen based on responses. You guys send mixed messages and one side wins out, I can't help that.

I mean, what did you want out of this? Just Luna x Anon where being NMM is a kink on both their parts? This weird bad end shit?

>TAW
I thought people liked that, since I keep getting told that TAW has better characterization of Luna anyway.

Alright, I digress.

Since this is not going where anyone wants it, I think I'll just be done. I'll chalk it up as a failure and try better next time, if there is a next time.
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>>4107574
I was staying in character because I thought you were going to railroad us into getting dommed by NMM.
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>>4107574
Don't just stop because you've disappointed some of your audience.

You can't please everyone. And if you could and did, people would bitch that you pander.

So, stop trying to please everyone. You won't win.
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>>4107592
See, and I try to avoid railroading to let people get what they want.

I guess that's my fault. I am bad at this.

>>4107604
I'm more concerned about the original intent being lost, but I suppose you're right.

But really, where am I taking this now? This is way more thought than I was initially willing to put into this thing since I thought it'd be more straight forward.
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>>4107540
>>4107505
>sometimes I need to know when to stop
Yes. You do.
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Would you let a stallion cum inside your dick, so that started to fuck him, you could cum his own cum inside of him?
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>>4107625
A short sex quest isn't the same as a real quest. Railroading is fine here.
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>>4107433
Alright, railroad mode engaged I guess.

Her eyes harden, "No. I can't forgive her, or you, for what you've done."

Her malevolent smile returns as she turns to look at her sister, "But you see? He loves us, he loves ME. Not you, dear sister."

She turns back to you as her body shifts back to that of Nightmare Moon's, "Since you've been a good servant, we'll be a little gentler on you, perhaps."
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>>4107652
He is right, btw.
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>>4107723
"Now," she says as she stands, turning herself about to present her dark marehood to you, "service your beloved Princess, and show you deserve a second chance."

>>4107767
>>4107652
I know, it's what I get for trying to make everyone happy I suppose.
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>>4107790
Put our hands, if they are free, and tongue to work. Don't be afraid you gently nibble a little too.
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>>4107790
>>4107800
Your hands are still shackled at the wrist, but even so you raise them to grasp at her firm posterior as you lean your face forward and begin to tease the edges of her marehood with your tongue.

"Mmmmmm," she moans softly, pushing her flank into your face a little harder as you continue, "A good start."

You tap at the entrance with your tongue as your grip her flank harder, and she lets out a small sigh of pleasure before you push your tongue into her suddenly.

Her head arcs back a bit as she lets out a gasp, swaying her flank as you lick and slurp at her, the smell of her driving you into a small frenzy and getting your member rock solid.
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>>4107871
Find her clitoris with our tongue and show it no mercy.
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>>4107871
>>4107894
Her flank begins to squirm as you tongue inside her, sending a jiggle through her ample rear as she begins to breathe heavily with mild praise.

"Yes, keep going like that and we will reward you," she coos as she notices your erection and lowers her body onto yours once more so it's within easy reach. You have to adjust your hands and mouth to continue, but are pleasantly surprised when you feel a sudden heat and wetness on your tip.

She teases the tip of your cock as you find her clit with your tongue and begin to flick and suckle on it, making her jerk and squirm as her wings twitch and she murmurs into the tip of your dick.

She stops long enough to look at her sister, who watches the two of you with wide eyes as Nightmare Moon takes your entire member into her hot mouth, letting it rub against the inside of her cheek before she lets it slide back out and licks her lips.

Her taunting is broken when you give her clit a firm suck, and she moans loudly, "Yes! Show her how much we mean to you!"
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>>4107970
Keep up the attack and try to rub your chest against her teats to add some stimulation.
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May be she could force us to please Celestia as well. Both sisters at the same time.
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>>4108014
> tits

boner lost forever
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>>4107970
As you begin to tease her clit once more she takes your member into her mouth, her tongue wrapping and squirming around your cock as she thrusts her head up and down quickly.

Not wanting to be outdone you nibble on her clit with your teeth, making her yelp as her whole body shivers in surprise before she keeps going with her sucking.

You pant into her marehood as you raise your hands higher on her flank, bringing the chain between your wrists to rub against her teats.

The cold metal flicking her erect teats makes her moan, hard, into your cock, sending vibrations throughout your lower body that threaten to push you over the edge.

Perhaps sensing you're about to get off she suddenly stops, letting your cock fall out of her mouth into the relatively cold air of the room.

"Ah ah, your Princess will have release first. Do it well, and we may reward you."

You eagerly resume servicing her as she licks the side of your shaft, sending a tingling through your spine as she begins to edge you.
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>>4108097
teats, not tits. She's not anthro.
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>>4108137
Same shit, disgusting.
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>>4108175
Why don't you like nipples, anon?
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>>4108117
Start humming into her vagina as we do our work. Keep some attention on her teat as well.
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>>4108183
Because I'm not a zoophile and horsefucker? I prefer human-like (or hybrid) vagina and no teats.
I hope there will be none in lunaquest for the love of the god.
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>>4108257
>Because I'm not a zoophile and horsefucker
So what are you doing here?
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>>4108117
>>4108190
You hum into her now glistening marehood, putting your lips to hers and gently sending a vibration through her nether regions.

A look of shock is on her face as her body spasms and twitches, and she suddenly tenses up and lets out a moan of incredible pleasure as your face gets hit with a jet of hot, sticky fluids as she orgasms.

You lick up the fluids as she pants and lowers her head once more to your member, but promptly passes it by to lick and suck on one of your testicles, licking it with her hot tongue before slowly sucking on one gently, her hot breath permeating it and making your cock twitch in anticipation.
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>>4108306
Look at Celestia and make a show of licking the juices off our face. After that start giving NMM's asshole some love.
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>>4108257
> zoophile and horsefucker
>he says, as we ERP fucking a horse
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>>4108306
As she does so her mane comes down and wraps itself around your cock, stroking you gently as a bizarre, numb but watery feeling envelops your dick.

Nightmare Moon lets your ball out of her mouth, "Show our sister your devotion, servant, and we will continue."

Not wanting her to stop, you look at Celestia, meeting her eyes as you lick your mouth and lips, making a show of swallowing Nightmare Moon's juices. It's during this time you notice there's some drool running down Celestia's chin, and she's breathing heavy.

"Very good," Nightmare Moon says as she takes your other testicle into her mouth gently, sucking on it as her mane strokes your member ever faster.

The numb sensation is beginning to fade, the heat of your cock getting more intense as your body tenses up.

Nightmare Moon suddenly backs her head away, though her mane continues to stroke up and down, pushing you over the edge until you erupt, spurting your seed over yourself and the sheets.
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> not cumming inside
> what
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>>4108443
Get some on our finger and look Celestia dead in the eyes as we lick it off.
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>>4108443
Nightmare Moon laughs as she licks the drops from her mane, "We seem to have made a mess," she says as she looks at her sister, "But we can't continue with our new toy being so filthy. Perhaps our sister would care to clean him?"

As she says this you manage to reach down, past Nightmare Moon with a hand, rubbing a finger in a nearby splash of your seed, and raising it to your mouth as you look at Celestia. You lick your own jizz from your finger as Celestia stares with wide eyes.

Nightmare Moon laughs at Celestia's shocked expression, "See how far he goes for us?"

She turns to you, looking into your eyes as she says, "You are doing well, but we aren't finished yet. How shall we degrade my sister, and show her that you are mine and mine alone?"
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>>4108604
Let's make whatever your choice is relatively quick, I need to wrap this up.
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>>4108604
Rub her horse vag all over the seed
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>>4108499
>As if she would let her servant fill her on the first go
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>>4108604
Have her lie on the bed while we screw on top of her.
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>>4108604
>>4108657
>>4108672
Nightmare Moon laughs maniacally at your suggestion, "Use her like a rag? You outdo yourself."

She turns about and gives you a kiss, forceful and demanding but with passion, before using her magic to levitate her sister.

The two of you move out of the way on the expansive bed as Nightmare Moon rolls her sister in your seed, matting mane and coat as she slides across the bed with tears in her eyes. She's finally laid out on her front, and the shackles on her legs suddenly detach at the middle and attach to two of the posts of the bed, while the back two shackles extend, obviously enhanced by magic, to reach the other posts, leaving her lying on her stomach with a gag in her mouth as Nightmare Moon stands above her.

She faces the same direction as Celestia, and looks down at her once majestic sister to gloat.

"Oh, it seems you're upside down. Let us fix that, dear sister."

Celestia is promptly flipped over so Nightmare Moon can look into her eyes as she motions you into position behind her.
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>>4108785
Make it as messy as possible bout don't touch Celestia.
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>>4108785
Something about seeing Celestia degraded to nothing more than a place mat has made you hard again already, and Nightmare Moon raises her tail to present herself to you.

"You should enjoy this, servant. Only for the sake of my sister will I allow you entrance this day," she says over her shoulder, before turning her attention to Celestia, "We are going to make love over your battered body, sister. You will feel the heat of his devotion first hand." She smiles, "If you're lucky, we may let you lick the leftovers when we finish."

She wags her flank at you, and you begin to push forward with your hips to enter her gently.

She thrusts herself backwards with a loud slap, pushing you into her as hard as she can as the two of you gasp.

"You will not be gentle, servant. We will be loud and messy, all for my dear sister."
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>>4108848
Push it too the limit.
Smack her rear.
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>>4108848
You oblige her, starting slow but beginning to thrust your hips rapidly as Nightmare Moon pushes back into you, until the room is a cacophony of slapping and squishing noises.

The heat inside her dark body is incredible, and the way her insides pulse and squirm, as though grabbing your cock while you thrust in and out send shivers through you as her flank jiggles with every thrust.

Her moans are punctuated only by her desire for you to push harder, to slap her rear and make her sister truly jealous of your love making.

You slap her rear with a hand, repeating as she orders until the crescent on her right flank is tinted red and her cunt squeezes around you even harder than before.

Fluids are leaking from her now, dripping onto Celestia's belly and matting her fur while she looks on in a daze. Nightmare Moon shouts over and over again into Celestia's face about how you could never love her like this, how you're only for her.
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>>4108929
Keep on truckin'.
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>>4108929
Stick a finger up her rear as we fuck her.
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>>4108929
Hearing her say that, put that need on you, fills you with some sense of purpose as you rail into her harder, until the squelching noise changes to a near suction noise as you plunge as deep as your member will reach into her, before pulling out again.

You can't hold on like this.

Nightmare Moon can feel your body tense as her own body sends signals that she's ready to go.

Suddenly she asks, "Servant, should we fill her with your devotion for me? Have her feel the heat of your desire?"

Is...is she asking what you think she's asking?
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>>4108983
Yes and yes.
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>>4108983
>>4109035
You nod furiously, warranting a smile from Nightmare Moon as she separates herself from you and allows you to kneel in front of Celestia.

You position yourself at Celestia's entrance, finding it nice and wet already. No doubt such a close display of your affections for Nightmare Moon put her in this mood, despite how she might view the whole thing.

Without waiting you push yourself into her, marveling at the tightness as her insides instinctively clutch at your cock.

Nightmare Moon pushes her flank into your face once more, and you use your hands to finger her anus while you tongue her clit once again.

Celestia begins to moan into her gag, drool finding its way down and around her jaw as her head tosses left and right while you pump in and out of her.

It doesn't take long for you to give in, thrusting as deep as you can into her as you blow your load once more. Gush after thick gush of your sperm sprays into her, making her shake as she desires release.
>>
It just occurred to me that a better idea would have been to finish in Nightmare Moon and have Celestia suck it out. Why couldn't I have thought of this sooner?
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>>4109128
The look on Celestia's face pushes Nightmare moon over, and you once again feel her tense up around your face and tongue as another spray of fluids coats your face.

You withdraw from Celestia as Nightmare Moon stares down at her, a gloating and extremely pleased look in her eye.

"You will stay here, sister, until we have need of you again." She pauses a moment, thinking, "Perhaps in time you will swear yourself to me as well, and you might be allowed to join in the fun. But for now, this is goodbye."

With that, she hops off the bed, dragging you by your shackles along behind her. You've taken on the role of her obedient servant, for better or worse.

Is it wrong that you look forward to interacting with Celestia this way?

With the powerful Nightmare Moon now in control, perhaps not.

Anon x NMM went on to have many sex filled adventures, etc etc.

Thanks for going along, I know it's terribly disjointed and probably sub par overall, but that's just how this one went I guess. Sorry.

Have a nice day though.
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>>4109175
Welp, now she's a cumdumpster whenever NMM is bored of letting you do things inside her.
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>>4109241
What time are we starting Erotic Baking quest? Within the hour or the usual time?
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>>4109317
I have to run to the grocery, so that's going to take a bit.

I'd estimate maybe an hour or two before standard start time, unless things go quickly.

So, hour and a half or so, hopefully.

God I hope things turn out better than this did or I'm giving up writing forever.

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