Delicious New Horse!Old Horse: >>4078824In this thread, we talk about pony best friends! Lyra and Bonbon are best friends.What other ponies are best friends? Do you have a best friend?Friendship is Magic!
>Friends
>mlp offical comic>bonbon back story along with other town ponewould you guys want this or just main 6?
>>4081980>Butt damaged bronies everywhereYes please.
>about to make new horse>new horse already madeaw man..
Who was the anon getting people to draw MS paint shit? Did he actually stop the politic argument with that idea or did they tire themselves out?
That pic is adorable
>>4081980I'd rather that.Perhaps there would be an explanation for her intense hatred of everything
Purple Tinker General?Purple Tinker General.
We still shity pone?
>>4081980Some BG ponies would be nice.
>>4081980>Bonbon and Lyra don't even know one another in the comic.>Bonbon is room mates with Caramel.
We still fetish?
>>4081961I like you anon. And then you could say that you will let her go now. And open it for a half a second so she feels the start of the pure bliss of going to the bathroom before closing it for another day.
>>4082012Oh, that's much too fast for me.
>>4082016why am I even slightly irked by thatdammit general you drive me to >fanon
>Canterlot Gardens
DORKS
Is it possible to get a subscription to the IDW pony comic at this point? So they'll mail you the first one when it comes out?
>>4082024why is she so cute /co/?
>>4082033Uh, yeah?
>>4082033>implying they aren't cloppers
>>4082033>>4082049>clopstill doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>4082037
>>4082023I don't even have this fetish. I was just playing along.But something tells me I'm going to end up with this fetish.
>>4082021Ok, I will admit, that would be adorable as shit.>A faun makes an ask tumblr.>Isn't quite ready for the amount of questions he gets.
>>4082033>clopper
>>4082009I'm game, anon! More MS paint ponies!
>>4082052don't you know anonymous, horses masturbate by walking on paved roads
>>4082045Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>4082049>We all know there are some Cloppers in the staff.
>>4082055such is the life in the general
A-am I late for crappy MSPonies?
I secretly Like Marker
>>4082075Because she is just as insane as we are.
>winter clopcon 2012
>>4082052It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to be a stupid pun
>>4082059Oh, shit - didn't see that reply before I deleted the post.For context:>tfw you've been tempted to start an ask-tumblr with a fawn or a lamb.>tfw you know you'd be awful about keeping up with it
>MFW people forget to draw Marker Pone's cape
>My little package general>Order from US>Tracking says it's departed from a USPS sorting plant a week ago>shows up on my doorstep today in AUS>nothing new in trackingCan your government do anything right?
>>4082082Would boop
Would you pop those buttons and knead her funbags?
>>4082095>mfw marker is a rapemonster
>>4082091Rose.PlsNo really pls. Fawns and lambs are adorableI don't even care if you aren't Rose
>>4082095Maybe you should draw Marker Pony with a cape yourself... with MS paint.
>>4082052>>4082049>>4082033FUCK! ALL THIS TALK OF CLOPPING!IT JUST REMINDS ME OF THAT OLD COMEDY ROUTINE ABOUT CLAUDE COOPER, THE KLEPTOMANIAC FROM CLEVELAND, WHO COPPED THE CLEAN COPPER CLAPPERS KEPT IN THE CLOSET, THE CAPER UNCOVERED BY THE CLEANING WOMAN CLARA CLIFFORD.
>>4082095>mfw Marker Pony has a cape
>>4082105>fawns>lambsI can hazard a guess at who that is...>What are you doing up so late, AA?
>>4081965 > If its okay with you guys...Fucking autistic shitstain posting thread early and perfectly knowing.newfags caner that killing mlpg
>>4082009Who drew this? I demand to know anon! This doesn't look like the work of a shitty MS paint pony!
>>4082076What if there are thoughWhat if someone on staff broke after being subjected to pony butt every single day
>>4082103Did this gu finish his WIP from yesterday?
>>4082114NO CAPES
Well, at last this movie has good concept art.
>>4082099Not really.Some of the people employed by the USPS have it in their contract that they cannot be be fired or laid off.
>>4082095capefags pls pls
>>4082114>MFW MS probably wants to fuck to human disgusted Sweetie
>>4082124>This is why the let Lauren go.>We corrupted her.
>>4082103I still think handfuls are the best.>Twist likes it when you play with them>she doesn't think anyone would want to pay any attention to her breasts because they're so average.
>>4082088That's not even a pun.
>>4082112CLOPPING IS INFURIATING WHEN ITS CONFUSING ISN'T IT?! EXPRESS YOUR RAGE WITH MS PAINT ANON. LEFT CLICK THAT MOUSE BUTTON IN ANGER. LET MALICE FUEL YOUR MOVEMENTS!
>>4082134>wants to fuck to>toSo what he wants to have sex with like a giant human disgusted Sweetie on the wall next to him?
>Cadence's VA and her sistereww!, Can you imagine them in a MLP convention in front of a bunch a neckbeards?
>>4082116You people have done terrible things to my sleep-cycles.
WOAH HEY
It was reposted last thread amidst a barrage of political BS:>>4081641
>>4082103>Still thinks we want wheelbarrel loads.>When a handful is perfect.
>>4082112Goodness gracious.
>>4082033>>4082033Post the answer, faggot.
>>4082135Now she's one of us. Helplessly masturbating to fart greentext and weeping at what she's become.
>>4082144>Preppies.>In a room full of neckbears.They would make the whole room cry.Yes.I want this.
>>4082129i wonder if the timber wolves have their own Queen. like a pony Poison Ivy.
>>4082147Best to express your tiredness with MS paint ponies then. Much less effort than doing anything else.
>>4082138>>4082151Mah niggas.
>>4082141I'll clobber you.
>>4082151I ain't complainin'.
>>4082151>Not wanting both>Not liking normal and massive titties>Being a nasty casual
>>4082154The answer is Cloppers must wear a special badge to be identified as a clopper and stick to clopper-related areas to sell and discuss clopper material.
>>4082169thank you. you do not abandon.
>>4082156>I can die now>...right after reading twilight unwashed.png one more time
Wo ist der marker?
>>4082150This was supposed to be a response to:>>4082125
>>4082166...They would have an alpha male and female...Because they are wolves...You fucking idiot.
Boop boop
>>4082130>tfw your mother works for the USPS
>>4082178This sounds too delicious to be true.Post it as a screenshot.
>>4082189>Borderline porn of Marker....Stop.
>>4082138>she specially likes it when you bite them
>>4082182Der Marker sind Tot.Tut mir leid, Anon.Sie haben dich gelieben.
There are literally thousands of renditions of humanized ponies with small-to-average breasts.Why can't there be just one with huge knockers without people complaining?
>>4082184They're wolves made out of wood in a world dominated by sentient ungulates with magical powers.
>>4082189oh christ
>>4082191I hate to say it but the only thing she is good for is getting junk mail from companies to peoples' trash cans. If the American government wants to go green it should abolish the USPS.
>>4082183Did he do a DFC version?
>>4082205Get yer mind outta the gutter, she just wants a nice booping. You don't wanna boop her? You some kinda faggot?
>>4082178>Soon the Cloppers are sent to Clopper Clop camps, where they are sent to Equestria.
>>4082189That's not how you boop.
>>4082033
>>4082216there can be. just not that one.
>>4082213Made me smirk gracefully.
>>4082228There's like maybe only 1 picture of marker pony BEING boopedShe likes to do the booping
>>4082213I know it's the Hobbit/LotR but.... what?
I clop to ponies
>>4082227hi
>>4082227Hey Tiara? Can I ask for a request before I turn in for the night after convincing tons of people to draw shitty MS paint ponies?Can you draw one too? I'll wait for however long it takes.
>>4082240>chin bump thingtiara pls
>>4082217Yes, but they are still wolves.And they still retail the same instincts.They behave like wolves would, they just feed differently.They defend the fuck out of their apples.
>>4082178Would this work mlpg? Could pony conventions use a red light district? Would you accept a badge that labled you in public as one that masturbates to my little pony?
>>4082262Hey leth, you too! One shitty ms paint pony as well! We all did it last thread other than Snarky Bastard.
>>4082262Hey Leth did you know your name sounds like Less to ponies with lisps. Like Twists.
>>4082248It's like a line for line remake of that scene.Bilbo didn't grow old because he had the ring.The joke is Spike is still young.It was pretty good.
>>4082262Howdy Leth. I haven't been around in a while, do you still do the hamburger journal?
>>4082189
>>4082216I fuckin' love it
>>4082257
>>4082273I don't see how it's any worse than a larping room.
>>4082262SALVATION
>>4082284>>4082216Me too.
>>4082273Maybe in a few yearsI feel like the rabbit hole is going to go a lot deeper and eventually this will all be pretty normalr-right
>>4082228I know what you are trying to do, but don't.We have our pure OC's.Would rather keep it that way.
>>4082275Maybe later.>>4082280Got bored with it/got stale/too few cared/didn't have enough time to report accurately.Will pick it up again eventually.
>>4082033For anyone who's wondering:>All content in the Gardens is rated PG. We have a strict policy against the display, selling, or buying of any adult content within the convention area.
>>4082273> Would you accept a badge that labled you in public as one that masturbates to my little pony?No, because I don't>>4082286>LARPing>At a ponyconY'know, I saw that on a few maps/schedules for BroNYcon and BUCK. What in the fuck do you do at a Pony con LARP?Pretend to be the little pone?
>>4082297no_
>>4081957Hello, I came recently from /b/, lurked for a while, and have some questions for you all, if anyone is interested in answering.I'm not here to antagonize, I'm here with a legit interest in learning about you guys.For all the hate you guys get, I think that you are basically decent people.Not a fan of the show, not a brony, but I find this group interesting from a behavioral point of view.
>>4082273> Would you accept a badge that labled you in public as one that masturbates to my little pony?Yes, if it's fashionable enough.
Oh boy, i can't wait for Canterlot Gardens.I don't know about you but i think that Cadence's VA is going to look out of place.I can imagine her complaining about ugly sweaty hairy fat men.
>>4082273
>>4082309I am not interested in answering your questions unless you post a pony and keep the questions pony related
>>4082309would you fuck a horse if you had the chance
>>4082221They still do the majority of mail-processing and package-delivery in the US.UPS and FedEx don't deliver everywhere. The USPS does.
>>4082309T-thank you.Y-you too.
>>4082303*wwalks into thread*
>>4082275>>4082255Worse than that faggot who constantly requested lyra in a fancy hat.I fucking hate you retards.
>>4082309Can you draw? Can you draw me the best pink pony?
>>4082208Ich spreche nicht DeutschI just know a little
>>4082309Why did you come to MLPG instead of /mlp/And not ask the questions in your first post?
>>4082273I'd copy the design and create a nearly identical version proclaiming myself as a "HORSEFUCKER"
>>4082320USPS has an awesome package delivery system and good pricing compared to Fedex and UPS. People don't use it for that though because they think all USPS is used for is letter mail and address changes.
>>4082319Absolutely not.>>4082317Not posting any ponies.How did you guys get into this show and fandom?
>>4082332I'd wear one
>>4082301Sure. Let me introduce nega marker then rekraM
>>4082315>She gets on the mic.>Begins to complain about the disgusting masses of flesh in front of her, asking why they all smell so horrifyingly bad.>At one point she is asked if she could talk like Cadence, she scoffs the guy and says it wouldn't be worth her time.>Makes them boo her off the stage.>Goes full blown celeb pissed mode.>It takes her a moment to realize she is just a VA.>Kills herself on a bender of crack and alcohol.>Cadence never is seen again.
>>4082344both
>>4082343Fuck off.
>>4082348It'd be too ridiculous to take seriously and would be less shameful than wearing a badge saying "Clopper" or something
would you fuck a human given the chanceinb4 government drones
>>4082343If you're not going to post ponies then you've come to the wrong placeThis is a pony thread for posting ponies in>>>/mlp/
>>4082343>>>/mlp/
>>4082344I'd fuck the Irlov Trotter.
>>4082343>How did you guys get into this show and fandom?I saw pony threads on /co/ occasionally and decided one day to sit down and watch the whole first season over the course of a few days. Been hanging around MLPG since then.
>>4082343We fucked horses and then they made a show that related to our interests
>>4082343By starting a discussion on /co/ once upon an October.
>>4082213For a second there i thought this was going to be a hobbit parody.It was going to get really awkward at the end.
>>4082273I'd wear this as a badge.
>>4082343February 2011, browsing /b/ for jailbait, ponies everywhere, check out thread, watch an episode or two, check back on the thread, it was just as shit as the thread you can find in /mlp/ called /b/read, went to /co/, been in this General ever since. The show is rather entertaining and >fun, that's why I continued watching.
>>4082103>>4082150>>4082169>>4082183>>4082216What do you folks want to see Twist doing tonight?
>>4082386Fuck, someone should get that made on artscow.
>>4082343>>4082343>>4082343>>4082343> How did you get into [...] fandomGET OUT. NOW.
>>4082343Just watch for a second...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPN5yZ5bpF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97z4YnwDYc4&feature=relmfu
>>4082349>messed up mane>mask instead of cape>poobs instead of boops
>>4082391>browsing /b/ for jailbaitLeave, scum.
>>4082372pretty much
>>4082393Not talking.
>>4082393killing herself, what an awful pony
>>4082393Juggling.
>>4082403What's a poob
>>4082393If you do porn, then an anon playing with her breasts.
>>4082343I liked the designs from the show which were being posted around /co/ and after finding out the head of it was Lauren Faust whose been behind a lot of other cartoons I've liked I gave it a shot, and have been enjoying it since then.
>>4082343Well, we'd have this discussion eventually anyway, right general?I called the ponyfags on /co/ shitheads for a while.Then early last spring, I saw an archived thread where one of the artists from the show Flashinthepan took questions and made fanart - I figured if he and the crew supposedly had fun making the show, and he enjoyed it enough to draw art for /co/, then it couldn't be a half bad show.Now I'm here.With you people.
Are you guys serious about the whole "Horsefucker" thing? I'll be leaving soon, it appears I have gone to the wrong place.
>>4082343I heard it was a /co/ thing from the Panty and Stocking threads on /a/. I've always meant to try it out, but I didn't actually watch the show until an IRL friend became a fan. After seeing the first episode on YouTube I was hooked.
if you ignore it, it will go away
>>4082393LARPing
>>4082393Having giant tits and carrying a full hiker's backpack
>>4082343Well there was a thread on /co/ that had a link to a cartoon brew article saying that this show was the end of creator driven cartoons and that it was absolute shit.seeing the names attached and the studio i became interested especially since the OP post of the thread said the show wasn't nearly that bad.started watching it, and liking it, expecting it to be ponified western sailor moon, but then i got more than i bargained with a show that was entertaining, funny, cute and had a shit ton of fantasy elements to it. (legitimate fantasy not just wish fulfilment) and now here i am.
>>4082401>Corrupting a /b/tard.What the fuck are you doing?!
>>4082339...M-mom?!
>>4082386The only acceptable horsefucker badge icon would be pony butts
>>4082428Semi-serious. I can guarantee you some of us fap to show fanart, but it's not all of us.
>>4082428Dead serious
>>4082428>yfw we're actually serious
>>4082428We are being sarcastic you moron.We joke around about a lot of shit, being from /b/ you should know to take things with a grain of salt.Unless you are actually from /v/...
>>4082440>If you ignore a tumor, it won't kill you.
>>4082447That should be edited with the dippers having different cutie marks.
>>4082428Mostly it's a joke. Not entirely. And most of the people here do fap to ponies.
>>4082360I'd probably be too awkward to actually go through with it.
>>4082454My badge
>>4082344What's wrong with its right hock?
>>4082167Okay.
>>4082408Post the full image you faggot. That looks like some quality catbird bum.
>>4082436Thats hilarious because i was watching panty and stocking when it was airing but /a/ was filled with faggots who wouldn't let anyone discuss the show and say gb2/co/. and when i came to /co/ i saw wonderful PSG threads.and then i noticed that MLP had the same colours. saw that some one said it was good and got into it.PSG, MLP fridays were fucking awesome.
>>4082486Hey Sweetie, what's soaking wet and sleeping?
>>4082428Search for a guy named ECMajor on tumblr.
>>4082436>>4082491>PSG MLPfagsMine African American fellows
>>4082428You'd be amazed as to what you learn in here. Lest you learn too much you may never see yourself the same again.
>>4082503Good night
>>4082503>You will never take all the dicks
>>4082428Stick around, drop the name unless you draw or write, and stop asking so many damned questions. You're already typing/acting better than half the fucking general already.
>>4082471>Not praying it away.
LARping room?
it would help, probably, if i actually had a mouse.
>>4082457Interesting.I think this will be my last question.What first caused you (addressing anyone who masturbates to fan art of the show) to become aroused by a cartoon?
>>4082428Some do, some don't.>>4082513>Telling him to stay in the general>When he doesn't EWTS
>>4082491I was an /a/ regular back then so I didn't consider going to /co/. I guess I missed out. At the very least, we did discuss the episode on episode day.
>>4082524>What first caused you (addressing anyone who masturbates to fan art of the show) to become aroused by a cartoon?oh shit, you are way too young to be on 4chan
>>4082503Gooood night *ding ding ding*
>>4082386>>4082524It looks like a real horse
>>4082524I stopped caring what I got a boner to, and futa luna screwing normal celestia or something.
>>4082428Hey, if you want to get the best general feel of the fandom.You need to find the Fluffy Pony generals.Those guys are in tune like no other.They will help you understand the fandom perfectly.
>>4082524Butts.
>>4082513You have to get a name if you draw?
>>4082524>asking if people are being serious on 4chan>asking why people masturbate to cartoons on 4chanPlease go
>>4082544NOfuta luna only screws me~
>>4082543Can I get a "ponyfag" badge instead then?
>>4082524They're cute. Cute enough to be fapped to.
>>4082468>We were being sarcasticI wasn't.
>>4082526It's inbetween seasons, somebody bother him to watch at least a few episodes.
>>4082273yes, the badge should be Slaanesh's icon.
>>4082519>>4082519>>4082519
>>4082574What the fuck does Slaanesh have to do with My Little Pony?
>>4082524It's more than that. We became connected the the characters on a deep and personal level, like they were meant for us the whole time.The show came into existance and we were compelled, like God told us that the characters of the show were our soul mates.Many of us are getting married to our ponies now.
>>4082545Whatever happened to the beardy humans/dorfs/whatever?
>>4082524Go watch Applebuck Season on youtube, more entertaining than asking people on 4chan why do they fap to marshmallow cartoon ponies.
>>4082524Humans will be human, if you're a fan of something for long enough, it's highly likely you'll try to sexualise it.I never touched the porn for about a year after becoming a fan, but out of nowhere I had a dream about having sex with two of the main characters and that kinda broke me.I also have a particular fetish and can get of on it regardless of whether the subject is human.
>>4082550You don't have to have a name if you draw and vice versa, but it's easy to catch flak if you post with a name for literally no reason.I'm looking at you, DeafDefiler.
YOU WANT MS PAINTFINE, HAVE SOME
>>4082524>What first caused you (addressing anyone who masturbates to fan art of the show) to become aroused by a cartoon?do you even watch cartoons?
Guys is Tess pregnant?
>>4082585slaanesh is basically the chaos god of corruption and sexual deviancy
I used to be really vocally against MLP, because I thought it was still the vapid girls' show I remembered the older stuff being.One of my classmates who likes the show told me I really didn't have the right to say the show was terrible if I hadn't even seen one episode, and I realized he had a point.I watched the first two episodes of S1, and it's been downhill ever since.The show really surprised me with the quality of the storytelling, the music, and, once I really started looking at it, the design. The style is simple, but very fun to draw and adapt for other things, and some of the songs are surprisingly catchy.I found my way into the /co/ threads a few months or so before we were forced to move here, and I count myself fortunate that it was THEM I found and not Ponychan or EQD, because I probably would have had to kill myself, thinking I was the only normalfag who just liked the show for what it was and didn't try to treat it like a social movement.
>>4082585Nothing. Snarky Bastard here is just a gigantic skubhammer faggot and won't shut up about it, or get back to /tg/
>>4082593You can only be around so many lava eruptions before you die.
>>4082557No, you just get a testicle removal tool attached to your sack and an electric drill removes your balls.
>>4082605Tess can't get pregnant anonit's a sensitive subject, shh
>>4082585nothing, but it signals that we're complete perverts.
>>4082608I'm aware, but I was thinking that a badge for masturbating to My Little Pony should have something to do with My Little Pony.
>>4082537>cartoonsWhen I was 6 I got boners to testtube in a czech cartoon about a mole, krtek or something. Now I am into sounding. It means sticking things into your dickhole.
>>4082613>dying
>>4082632I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT LAVA
Some artist here should design these badges. Just for shit and giggles.Hoppip?
>>4082550I posted as Anon and contributed the same - I was given this name by MLPG.
>>4082587>Many of us are getting married to our ponies now.If only the world would stop oppressing us.FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>4082626
>>4082610This.
>>4082599MSPaint yeah
>>4082627>Rarity is staring in to Applejack who is portal-linked to Rainbow DashWould that mean that Twilight is looking into Rainbow Dash?
>>4082626HOW DOES HER GLASSES STAY ON?!Oh fuck, she started this shit...SHE IS THE REASON PONIES WEAR THOSE GRAVITY DEFYING GLASSES!
>>4082593>>4082613>>4082632>>4082638I haven't drawn them in a while because I thought everyone would associate them with THOSE pictures.
>>4082615link faggot
Good God, I've seen more than enough.Good night gentlemen, I'll leave you to your business.Thank you for taking time to address my questions.
>>4082550Names are easy to take off. But remember only butts use names and trips. No. Eggceptions
>>4082343Forgot to link my post to this one.>>4082609
>>4082644any more wedding ponies.I remember i kept asking for Bridal bridle. (get it is a homophonic pun)but mainly i just wanted more pictures of ponies in dresses. (art of the dress spoiled me, i love dresses)
>>4082656Na, they don't really have any relation.I mean we do greentext stories about everything. I liked em, too.
>>4082524>What first caused you to become aroused by a cartoon?
>>4082658Bye. Have fun!
>>4082658>Scaring off a /b/tardThis is a good feel
>>4082656Kinda why I stopped dicking around with the fics.
>>4082640What does a normal con badge look like?Anyone have a high res scan?
>>4082670But that's not Applejack?!
>>4082660Do you think Big Mac gets tired of his yolk?
>>4082631How can you get a boner to krtek? That's not even a kid's show, that's like a babies' show.
>tfw you'll never bury your face in your waifu's sweaty marevagwhy even go on
>>4082605If males an be pregnant - sure.
>>4082670>not Mrs BigheadYou sicken me
>>4082684What's a yolk?
>>4082684no.
>>4082684It's spelled yoke.>>4082699Like in an egg
>>4082678>>4082678>>4082678>>4082678>>4082678>>4082678Okay,we are getting close. I'll try to fig the galleries with photos from cons if I get some free time.>>4082657http://askeic.tumblr.com/post/30020381972/mmmmm-more-questions-please-3-also-the-other
>>4082631I used to watch that cartoon all the time! Her name was Capucine (Tropaeolum).
>>4082524
>>4082669I enjoyed them as well.
>>4082676/b/tards aint what they used to be.They used to be smart people acting stupid, Then they just became normal people acting retarded. and then it became stupid people acting retarded.And then 16 yearolds acting retardedNow its retarded 14 year olds trying to act tough
>>4082713>That breast expansion sequenceunf
>>4082709>>>4082660>"No Eggceptions"
>>4082676/b/ doesnt even come close to being as hardcore as it claims to be
If I were to draw a 2deep4u comic involving ponies, what would be the best site to post it in?
>>4082697what a fucking character, jesus
>>4082720Wat
>>4082738Tumblr or DA
>>4082670I would a Dr. Hutchinson.I am not even joking.
>>4082599>using non-free (freedom denying) softwareDone in KolourPaint, an MS Paint clone that respects my freedom.
>>4082738You seriously can't figure that out? Tumblr. At the same time post it to DA as well.
>>4082719I think this can sum it up.
>>4082719Oh how the not so mighty have fallen.I remember when /b/ did raids and other stupid bullshit, and the rivalry with ED and stupid memes.Ah to be fourteen again.
>>4082739I'm guessing you liked her because of her voice?
>>4082670>>4082739>Not the "How dare you Hippo"ALL OF YOU LEAVE.
>>4082734/b/ was never hardcore.That's the point. The whole jokes about 'ANON IS LEEJUN' and 'FINAL BOSS OF TEH INTERNETZ' were just jokes thrown around.Then newblood came in and started to take the retarded slogans seriously..It's just like Love and Tolerance.
>>4082756You could say that was what hooked him.
>>4082744>help, I can't use google!
You have 10 seconds to write an original post in MLPG
>>4082757>"S'cuse me honey - you mind a-butterin' mah back?"
>>4082751
>>4082762
>>4082687But that test tube bulged that box and erupted in a shower of blocks so sexually~
>>4082751>not drawing with a pen and scanning afterwards
>>4082761I got no clue what you're talking about either, friend.
>>4082757MT stream a movie.
>>4082762rarity isn't a slut
>>4082669>They don't have any relation....>Humans that were selected because they were exceptionally beardy.We did that shit on purpose.
>>4082762>rape
>>4082752>>4082746Ok, perfect.
>>4082762skrillex
>>4082762RoH was shit and the wedding was the best episode of the series!I'm pretty sure no one's ever said this, right?
>>4082762an original post in MLPG
>>4082756What, Hutch? Yes mostly. I still wonder how they snuck so much past the censors"You shaved! For me?"That whole episode was about Mrs Bighead trying to seduce Rocko because her husband was ignoring herAnd come on:"Don't you like my eyes?""Oh yes, they're lovely.""TOUCH THEM.""Oh. Heh heh. Yes. So soft and... veiny."Cmon what are they talking about
>>4082762Sweetie Belle would try your patience a lot, but I think she'd be a good little sister.
I ain't got ti-well...maybe..nope. I ain't got time.
>>4082762I actually like F:E as an idea.
>>4082762I think Skoon is a wonderful human being and I would invite him to watch over my children.
>>4082774Ehhh yeahh. I mean even the stories had kind of a similar feel.But there's enough of a difference there, I don't think they're in jeopardy of getting bastardized.
>>4082762An original post in MlpgTOOK ME SIX SECONDSEAT IT
>>4082719>>4082755>/b/>ever goodYou only thought it was good because you were underaged like every single other person who visits it
>>4082744>>4082771http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMPVZj0VSt4
>>4082773Everyone knows that anon.White pony is pure and unblemished.
>>4082802I bailed after a year.It was shit.
>>4082753This happened to /v/ so damn hard.
>>4082804she can't even read your post with a straight face
>>4082803Jesus that was in a kid's cartoon?
>>4082653Twilight put the portals there
>>4082669>>4082774>>4082800Guys - we didn't HAVE a backstory for any of those stories. We just told the jokes and let the rest handle itself.Don't let those idiots tell you otherwise.
>>4082817Welcome to Canada
>>4082640
>>4082804she gives awesome belly raspberries too.
>>4082762I farted in my fridge today and laughed when my family ate out of it
>>4082802It was shitty, but it was also creative as fuck.
>>4082826HahaHAHAHAIt's a shame I don't live in America.
>>4082762Rainbow Dash isn't a huge cunt
>>4082804>WhiteThat's grey, you stupid bastard
> mfw MT did my requestthan MT!
>>4082769Actually I run hplip and XSane in a Linux virtual machine on my Windows laptop, since they're much better than the proprietary garbage drivers you're normally forced to use. So yeah, that is a free enough option.
>>4082206>she's had to do exercises to strengthen her tongue and lips as part of her speech-therapy>she still lisps, but now she's an amazingly good kisser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dAXa3wTZjes
>>4082819Well no shit...They develpoed the same way the teen feels did.We know there was no rhyme or reason for them to exist, someone just made a post and it happened.Its how the General is, it's why it is so great.A single Anon can spawn an epic, supported by his fellow posters.
Why aren't you working on your restoration skills?
>>4082827MT pls draw Pinkie and Rarity sharing a nice gooey kiss after that moment.
>>4082855The fuck happened there?
>>4082855>Ross
>>4082847brb trying that.
>>4082855Hahait says homo under Jesus
Has anyone watched the latest adventure time episodes (hell season 4 +). The story has become like a fucking drug trip. Its batshit crazy.
>>4082855You better tell us why that painting happened, anon.
>>4082870A blunder of a restoration jobhttp://latimesblogs.latimes.com/world_now/2012/08/behold-the-monkey-amateur-art-restoration-goes-awry-in-spain.html
>>4082876hehe
>>4082879>I'm pregnant
>>4082855for all sakes and purposes I decided to look that up.http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/08/22/13417610-i-can-paint-that-wait-no-i-cant-amateur-artist-messes-up-century-old-artwork?lite/
>>4082855oh but I am
>>4082870Old woman takes it upon herself to restore a moisture damaged painting.
>>4082876It says Ecce Homo and that means behold the man
>>4082876grow up, anon
>>4082802I never said it was good, i just said they used to be of higher calibre than they are now.
>>4082881Elderly woman took upon herself to restore a painting.http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/14632147/elderly-woman-ruins-valuable-artwork/
>>4082879>>4082888> Merriwhatever Williams
Dammit Pinkie not again
>>4082855>>4082889it is on tumblrtoo already
>>4082890My sides.
>>4082903Fuck you, I like this nonsense
>>4082791They're talking about eyes you perv, jeez this is a kid's cartoon
>>4082870Good intentions gone very wrong.
>>4082911>2011I miss that year.
>>4082903>not knowing Merriwether Post Pawilliams
>>4082903Bah. I enjoyed it all the same.
>>4082911Oh man, her blood sugar is going to be so out of whack.
>>4082923>>4082923BLURRIER
>>4082911I can't believe this shit.Pinkie.Finish one fucking muffin before starting on the next one.Jesus how many times have we been over this.Quit fucking wasting my food.Also you owe me rent and a blowjob for taking the rap for those 'peace disturbances' from your parties.
>>4082889>>4082883>>4082902How do you fuck up that bad
>my little pony general on a my little pony boardI find this to be appropriate.
>>4082932>tfw sister would eat the breading off the fried chicken and put it back on the serving plate
>>4082934>Ross's Grandmother.
>>4082930
oh my god humanizations are hardespecially when you can't draw humans for shit in the first place
>>4082952MY COCK
>>4082947>>4082949
>>4082932>It's the end of the month and Pinkie owes you rent>she skips over to you carrying 2 quarters between her teeth>"That's not going to cover it Pinkie"
>>4082939We're more like The Continuation /co/'s My Little Pony General Thread, but TCCMLPGT lacks the same ring, so MLPG it is.And y'know, get lost, newbie.
>>4082940HOLY SHIT WHATTHAT BITCH WOULD BE DONEDONE I TELL YOU
>>4082952>Pinkie is an ogre.
>>4082959Best GF episode
>>4082952Pinkie looks decent enough.But yeah the others are busted.
>>4082952But that Twilight is adorable
>>4082934She had not talent.
>>4082966Anon stop being rude to newbies. We've been over this many time
>>4082952Maybe you should think about their personalities in a more abstract way. I mean, Rarity aspires to be successful at being paid to cover up the natural beauty of ponies, maybe she covers herself up too with very heavy makeup?And Fluttershy traded the sky for the ground, so maybe she's really tall as a reminder of her home.
>>4082966jokes.
>>4082966>email
>>4082939It's a thread for fans of the show who don't particularly care for the fandom
>>4082981Ross pls stoppls
>>4082981
>>408298110/10i see what you did there
>>4082959> tfw Dipper is doomed to be in persistent friend zone like Spike
>>4082981Hehe
>>4082966>Zecora was cut out of season three because Hasbro decided she scared children.
>>4082981Noooo! I remember Ross having very similar ideas.
>>4082968>Pinkie is an ogre.
>>4082981NO ROSS NO
Would you hug her?
>>4082999i love you
>>4082981PINKIE PIE SHOULD ALSO BE MORBIDLY OBESE
>>4082960>"Oh How about I throw you a great big part-">"No, pony blowjob"
>>4083005nogrown men do not hug little girls they are not directly related to
>>4082999>love party
>>4082939>that email...Is this going to be our new "Isn't MLP a Girl's show?"
>>4083011WOO WOO
>>4082999A two-headed ogre.
>>4083005If she'd let me, yes.And if I was clean - I'm not gonna hug anybody if there's a chance I'll leave some godawful smell on them.
Picture of awful bronies pls
>>4083011PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
>>4082981> tfw he has a point
>>4082991>But unlike Spike, he will run into antagonists over and over again and be interesting.Seriously, of those two ran into one another, Spike would realize how shit his life was.As Dipper ignored him and chatted with Twilight.
see I think the problem is humanslike most bad artists who disguise their shittiness by drawing things that don't exist (and therefore can't be called technically inaccurate) I can't draw humansif they were monsters or somethingit'd be a lot easier
>>4083005Yiss
>>4082999I'd hit it.
>>4083023
>>4083023/r/ fullpic
>>4083036What's my probability teacher doing here
>>4083036huehuehuehuehue
>>4083023Look in the mirror.
>>4082981>>4082952You know whats funny is that Twilight there looks pretty similar to Ross' Twilight
>>4083020>One of the heads is her giant penis.
>>4083030>tfw he really, really doesn't
>>4083031> dipper fucking a purple horsesomeone draw it plz
>>4083011I'd settle for her becoming my cuddleslut,
>>4083036huehuahue
>>4083011What kind of expression does each pony give you whilst giving you a blowjob?
>>4083030Shut up, Ross.
>>4083032>pinkie amoeba
>>4083009>because thats my fetish.
>>4083056
>>4083061wellgelatinous cubebut close enough
>>4083061>AmoebaThat's a Gelatinous Cube, they're all D&D monsters
>>4083005Absolutely.
Your waifu thinks you're ugly
>>4083056>with my m-mouth?
Morning, MLPG.
>>4083083Dash this was even your idea.What the hell is wrong with you?
>>4083070Which are which?
>>4083078YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
Maybe I should just do goblinizations?koboldizations?
>>4083069>>4083070hey alright
no pony is as cute as heidi
>>4083069Wouldn't that be a really bad idea to stick your dick into?
>>4083087She thought she was going to dry uou off with her wings.
>>4083103
>>4083101Thatsthejoke.mpeg4
>>4083086heh
>>4083089>>4083032Twilight's a GoblinDash is a GnollPinkie's a Gelatinous CubeApplejack's an OgreRarity's a Fashion ElementalFluttershy's a Koboldand Spike's a dragon sprite or something I forget what they're calledI also considered Applejack as a cowboy lich and Rarity as a Nagait's all quite complicated
>>4083095>all kobold main sixOoh. Make it so please.
>>4083086...So it is...I got a few more hours.
>>4083052
>>4083078Oh no?
>>4083101>Wouldn't that be a really bad idea to stick your dick into?they say love is suffering
>>4083100yeah but nowhere near as cute as Anne.
>>4083124Excellent
Twist not saying anything, LARPing, and getting her boobs felt up.Well, three out of whatthefuckever isn't bad.
>>4083095>koboldizationsyes yes yes yes yes yes yesI love the way you draw kobolds, they're my favorite
>>4083056"You want me to do you a blowjob? Ah, but you have to earn it, slave."
I tried to draw an MS Paint Rarity, but when I got to the hair I lost the will to live. I'm sorry, MLPG.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4083128Is... Is her fucking tail a dead critter's?
>>4083138I'm saving it and I don't know
>>4083095>goblinizationWhat would each Mane 6 roll as a Shadowrunner?
>>4083154>Is... Is her fucking tail a dead critter's?It's supposed to be Gummy
>>4083163Looks like a drowned squirrel.
>>4083146>Implying I would not pin her down and force myself into her sex.Being a magic null is a plus.>She tries to thrash after finding her magic useless, her body is still weak, powerless against you.
>>4083163
>this will be the first time I go to bed during a quest in a very long timeFUCK YOU EARLY CLASSES
>>4083138hahaha
>>4083179Pffth, dream on.
>>4083163I love you.
>>4083149It's your lucky day. I just happen to have found this old tutorial of mine.
>Hobo Pone will get a good home and food next update.
>>4083180Oh stop being a faggot. Let's be serious Pinkie would be depressed if Gummy died.They have magic and necromancers.She's happy so he's alive...well as alive as being undead lets you
>>4083220>Hobo Pone>update
>tfw in México more people are watching MLP on the internet than on tv
>>4083220I hope Pinkie over stuffs Hobo Pony with food and she gets chubbyand then she wakes upOf course there probably won't be an update any time soon since Tess's tablet broke and he caught the sad.
>>4083233>Mexicans.>Owning televisions.
>>4083242>he caught the sadDon't we all, from times to times?
>>4083233How's their dub?I mean I wouldn't blame them if they had a shit dub>tfw your country has the objectively worst dub and all the songs are ear rape
>>4083229>>4083242Fine...But I am looking forward to http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/ updating!Any day now, right?
>>4083138I love your Twist so much you have no idea.
>tfw Rainbow Dash
>>4083267That will happen when Episode 3 comes out
>>4083265>Their dub music is a vuvuzela.>And a parrot jumps in randomly.
>>4083280But Rainbow Dash is insensitive.She doesn't feel.
>>4083128>and then a skeleton popped out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46SFBdRP7k
>>4083267YEAH!WHENEVER LD COMES BACK
>>4083265it's shit and i hate ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-Gaj0WhW0they really raped the songs, they shouldn't have translated them and during mid season they changed Twilight's VA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-UGIihFBa8
>>4083267Haha, no.
>>4083267He's been posting some sketches and stuff on this tumblr and the general.http://broken-cog.tumblr.com/
>>4083288You're insensitive, Anon. How could you say that about her?
>>4083287Still better than my dub>they don't even sing during At the Gala...just talk>the translation hurts>the voices are horrible
>top comments
>>4083318>Dat ChrysalisSweet.
>>4083330Because she's not very nice.
>>4083331at you least you already had the Gala episodein latin america we are still missing 4-6 episodes
>>4083330>Best ponyIs today opposite day?
>>4083345Shes so tsun tsun
>>4083359>that shitty editing job
Gentlemen. I have found the best music ever.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXspm7k7juE&
>>4083357I'd rather not have any episode than having this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY7aaCLiaTY
>>4083310>that applejack yeehaw>also that spike giggleI always wonder how they try to emulate regional accents in another language
>>4083374>2 hoursGet on my levelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U
>>4083359Hello, /b/read.How are you today?
>>4083310I can recognize that those comments are as terrible in every language as they are in english
>>4083321
I am sorry, but this guy hits home runs sometimes.
>>4083321>>4083409
>>4083396>XD>something about justin bieber
>>4083430
>>4083427Yeah, He's been a little bit circlejerky with tumblr OCs lately but that one made me chuckle.
>>4083427Where is the funny?
Not again
>>4083451That's only the last panelhttp://discorderlyconduct.tumblr.com/
>>4083440
>>4083433Would you shoot a depressed applejack?
>>4083461
>>4083179unf
>>4083445He tends to be a little chaotic when it comes to being serious as a tumblr or circle jerking.It's almost like its an act.
>>4083376holy shit dude, that was terriblei can't believe how bad it is, my ears were in pair during the whole thingyou are right, i'd rather have no episode than get that shit
>>4083471I see the NMM dom anon woke up.
>>4083376>>4083483>stallions having a 8 yo voiceThat's probably a fetish somewhere.
>>4083487What's in her ass? A sea shell?
>>4083487>the artist is 40 and male irl
>>4083487And yet she knows about gingering.I wonder if she's lived on a farm or something.
>>4083497probably ginger
>>4083497Looks like ginger to me.
>>4083376Oh god what a horrible rendition, do romainians not sing? or is it the teeth that get in the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teeT3PlWd7M>Fluttershy's russian voiceunf
>>4083502Not even steam could cover how shit shit would be.
>>4083376>applejack with a little boy's voice>and a bunch of huge buff stallions with little boy voices
So, a shitty porn dumb?
>>4083520>That feel when turning sad Pinkie back to normal.
>>4083525What?
>>4083532inb4 ban
>>4083532>17>4chan
>>4083502Jesus christ that terrible color coordination and complete lack of design unity.Steampunkers truly are the worst.
>>4083523Would you human Rarity form this position?
>>4083540>>4083542est. 2007
>>4083505>>4083511>>4083512>Have no idea what the fuck you're talking about>Wikipedia it>See Also: Animal AbuseOh.
>>4083376>see this in related videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teeT3PlWd7M&feature=relatedOh god Russian Fluttershy makes my dick so hard.
>>4083445>>4083479have you been in Sunshine's streams?she is pretty cool
>>4083538>that feel when she's smiling just because she knows that's what gets you off>as soon as you roll off her she's back to frowning>no, not even frowning>just devoid of feeling
Now that I've drawn pone butt, can I have fun with you guys?
>>4083543agreed.I liked steampunk when its handelled lightly. or done in a realistic way. (19th-20th century)i don't like this add random shit to things approach, its shit.
>>4083559i tend to be a little neutral...I just want to have fun.
>>4083571>sparklepunk
>>4083572>You will never hear her cumming
>>4083345>dat frowny question mark
>>4083569Sure dawg.
>>4083569No. Now you must stream. Then become popular. Then start a tumblr. Then get swarmed with bronies and their OC requests, and then you have to completely forget and alienate us.
>>4083561NO NO NO. DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.
Your party runs into this
>>4083569Hi ross
>>4083587YESSSSSS
>>4083569with that picture i'll even add in a handjob for free.
>>4083582>forget and alienate usno, he needs to hat us. and you never forget the ones you hat.
>>4083561Aaawkward.
>>4083587Eh, maybe they'll drop a few gold coins.
>>4083576>I am not twelve years old.
>>4083587neat
>>4083592It does look very Rossy, does it not?
>>4083587>Topless AJ>Naked Pinkie
>>4083587So how long until that guy tries to kill, loot and rape?
>>4083587I use sense motive
>>4083609It's because Twilight's fat, isn't it?
>>4083587Staying awake was worth this, ty.
>>4083584Just because you pay her for overnights and cook breakfast for her doesn't mean you have anything special. She's not paying for her rent with sex. The way she sees it, she's the one providing you companionship in your otherwise sad and lonely existence.Second you run out of cash, she walks out that door and will find another john in ten seconds flat.
>>4083587I yell out and try to convince them to have sex with me.
>>4083609>>4083617My guess is the use of stabilisator. And Dipper.
>>4083569But isn't drawing cartoon ponies a little girl's activity?
>>4083617lines
>>4083587>Rarity will never lead you in Kurtulmak's rituals
>>4083617Partially. The face isn't very Ross-esque, but I agree with >>4083628. The stabilizer and Dipper seem to be typically Rossy.
>>4083624>The six little kobolds pile onto you>AJ and Dash pin you while the others start to paw all over you, curiously>Pinkie gropes at you playfully, giggling>Twilight inspects you with utter seriousness to the point of mimicry>Fluttershy hesitantly unzips you>Rarity picks your pockets
>Renne quest right nowLK sure wants to kill us
>>4083582Stream? I'll get to it later. I've got a tumblr though. How's it like getting swarmed by bronies?
>>4083644Worth it.
>>4083622I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE THE SITUATION, ANON. SHE WORKS AT A BAKERY TO MAKE RENT AND WE ARE IN LOVE.
>>4083647Post your tumblr possibly Ross
>>4083644>Rarity picks your pocketsjokes on her, i'm a level 0 commoner with the chicken infested feat.
>>4083644>Rarity finds condoms
>>4083673confused, she puts them over her horn thinking they're some kind of ornament
>>4083673Oh jeezI don't have my Book of Erotic Fantasy with me.
>>4083644Her horn pierces the condom halfway down"Don't you have any bigger ones?"
>>4083686she brought her Procreation Companion Book, though, so no worries.
I'm about to make a 7AM grocery store run what should I pick up?
>>4083679>Fluttershy knows exactly what they are
>>4083657It's nearly empty right now. But as my goal is to be famous and an attention-magnet, why not post it indeed?http://usualponies.tumblr.com/
>>4083686Heh this reminded me about that time when we made Unicorns the most sex obsessed ponies.
>>4083701>she knows exactly what they are"Don't you see girls? They're special human finger gloves!
>>4083699All I can think about is kielbasa sausage
>>4083699Mane & Tail
>>4083699KY Jelly and a cucumber.Also milk, it's good for you.
>>4083699Buy some meat and sculpt a pony out of it.
>>4083703edgy blood anon from yesterday. I don't think you're in the right place. If you want to be brony famous, try other places.
>>4083703That blood thing for real? You some sort of spooky mojo witch?
>>4083699Root Beer
>>4083703Oh it's you.
>>4083699A lot of butterA box of ApplejacksA jar of picklesCanned meat
>>4083727Oh, okay. I found it pretty funny, though.
>>4083703Can you summon pony succubus with those drawings?
>>4083753He drew one for me and my pony tulpa seemed to like it
Applejack would have a nice breast size, if she was human.
>>4083753Which pony would be the best succubus?
>>4083753>pony succubusdo you mean the SM?
>>4083762>The Princess said it's My turn to play the playstation
>>4083768Rarity
STYEYK NYO... TI NYE BOYSYA, EPPLBLOOM!
can you find all the the unnecessary elements in this comic?
>>4083757Is it a cartoon pony tulpa?Do you fuck it?
>>4083777Doesn't strike me.
>>4083777Your trips were unnecessary
>not buying this for yourself>2012
>>4083768I think Pinkie would be the best succubus, but it really depends on what your preference is.I think she'd be a fun succubus.
>>4083783Kind of and kind of
>>4083768guess.
>>4083777>We are reading two books at the same time.No you dingus each of you is reading one book at a time. You're clones, not the same consciousness.
>>4083656That's just the role you've paid her to play out for you.When you leave for the day, she goes out and turns some more tricks, quickies in the back alleys and park bushes. But she knows your schedule down to the minute, is always back home prim and proper and dressed up just for you and when you ask her how her day was at the bakery she'll make up some interesting story about her employers, the Cakes, and their newly arrived twins, and how they wanted her to babysit for them and now she's asking you permission to take a couple days off to do just that, but you both know it's code for her to run off and find some really loaded johns for better, more lucrative overnights instead of spending another night sleeping in your little hole and your bed made of broken dreams and false promises that were never made, and even if you say no she's been counting the bills in your wallet and the mounting debts in your mail and she's worked out the numbers and figured if she wants you to keep what you call a home she better find richer prospects so you can stop throwing all your money away on her, but why does she even care what happens to you, it's a good thing she never said any of this out loud but you'll never know why she suddenly ran out into the hallway crying and you had to run out and drag her back kicking and screaming and after she settles down, she remarks that for a moment you looked like a real couple, and you think you see a crude, bitter smile tease at the edges of her lips.
>>4083792Which pony, and why do you feel the need to lie about such silly things?
>>4083777
>>4083777How'd I do?
>>4083789I never understood why children's toys always had pictures of children playing with the toys on the packaging. It seems like for a kid that would shatter the illusion of make-believe.
>>4083789Well my sister has one.She made me go inside to give me her favorite pony.It was Pinkie
>>4083798I like you.
>>4083806>>4083808Mine's better.
>>4083808u did gud anon
>>4083798I don't know why you feel the need to destroy me with your foul words, anon.I know they aren't true.
>>4083804a changeling and I have no idea what you're talking about
excuse me mr. adventurer
>>4083814>not disowning her for giving you a shit tier pony>not kicking her out of Canterlot™ Castle and declare yourself king of the castle>not pronouncing Twilight as your queen after establishing dominance over living room
>>4083808>>4083806you guys read my mind, but i think the one that left the top two sections of text has better set up.
>>4083789Oh my god
>>4083840Oh man.I'd do them both.Girl first though.
>>4083845then let me ride you, I'm a virgin you should be weak to me.
>>4083793DE1 is getting to you guys.Succubus as in supernatural seducer,I'd say Fluttershy.One of her periodic disassociative episodes has to turn up a massive slut eventually.
>>4083845hnnng
>>4083830Now I wish I'd omitted the horseshoes, they look out of place.Still, I prefer no text at all.
>>4083845Oh my god.HNNNNNGCorrect myself and apologize for misperciving her species.
>>4083840see? everything's better with a tail.
>>4083872I prefer the non clean version.
>>4083872Would you clean up your waifu's butthole?
>>4083843How long did it take? Because that episode came out four months ago, and I would think it would take longer, and I think that you are a liar.
>>4083768>>4083768see>>4083146
>>4083849Well I tried to tell her that Twilight was the best but 1 she didn't have a Twilight doll and 2 her favorite color is pink.
>>4083811Because people are unbelievably stupidand would not know how to use a toy if it didn't come with a manual.
>>4083887That's just one thing we'd do in the bath together.
>>4083887with my tongue
>>4083904>not having an imagination
>>4083878>tailsI don't even want to a horse but unf
>>4083768Nicole Oliver
>>4083870I would read with that pony so hard
>>4083920cat, dog, horse, or lizard?or __bird__ ?or _demon_?
>walk in>see thiswat do
>>4083890~6 months or so, I wanted to make a shape-shifter from the start because some guy said that it was impossible. Everything sort of clicked in to place during the wedding when changelings appeared
>>4083798>Crude, bitterOh, I understand! You must be thinking of a different pony. This is Pinkie, mai waifu. You're thinking of someone else. Easy mistake.
>>4083924
I can't get over this picture.
Would you help pone escape from the tax dungeon?You will be rewarded in food and pony cuddles
>>4083870>>4083808>>4083806There needs to be words added to last panel, like: "sooo this si how girls doing it together?" or something.The joke is sex.
>>4083944not any one in particularjust tails in genera, just something about eml
>>4083957>tries to use hoves on touch pad>due to it being bone on her hooves the touch pad cant detect her swipes
>>4083963>The joke is sex.Yes, which is perfectly implied by the third panel. Adding that at the end would be really ham-fisted.
>>4083950>Open gif>f11>Just watch for a few minutes.I've lost control of my life.
>>4083959>Doing taxes is like a party where all the guests are numbers!Something about that just gets me every time
>>4083959No, because I actually enjoy maths.
>>4083959>that pinkie in bed faceevery time. its like shes been stabbed or something and realizes shes dying. that 1000 yard stare man.
>>4083957
>>4083959I'd do anything for Pinkie cuddles.
>>4083959Why is 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 doesn't know that "no means no".
>>4083973Not really, because currently, without words - I see them reading book together and there is no sexual implications at all.
>>4083959>Derpy's broken leg
>>4083959
>>4083987Ponies meeting real world concepts is my favorite fanart possible.
>>4083955she should've been a Bond girl or something.
>>4083987
>>4083987Twilight knows that e-books suck
>>4083987my biggest pet peeve is when the artist only draws one ear
>>4083999aeiou
>>4083967Wouldn't ponies try to perfect Resistive touchscreens?
>>4084007I hate ebooks. Staring at all that text on a screen for too long makes my eyes bleed.
>>4083950>Pinkie's "I sucked sixteen dicks in a row today!" face
anyone know if the hyperindex is dead or has google just stopped knowing about it?
>>4084025Jesus christ, it's going to eat my soul
Pony decided to wake up a little bit early and played a practical joke on you by tooting on your face while you sleep. However, you woke up too right as she was doing it. Now you're sporting a massive erection.
>>4084013...Like the show?
>you will never casually rape Pinkie as a prank
>>4084025claire corlett.
Your queen commands her daily offerings from you. Woooooo wooooooooooo
marker pone is a very ugly pony
>>4084033>>4084030>You will never attempt casual rape against Pinkie only to find she has already tooted in your face
>>4084030No I'm not.
>>4084030I counterprank her by leaning forward and giving her butt a kiss.
>>4084038And what sort of offering does my queen require?
>>4084022exactly, there are already enough screens in my life
>>4084032at least with that you can argue there's one hidden behind the hair
>>4084038>that cocoon Chrysalis 2cute
>>4084035Who?
>>4084046Yes, you are.
>>4083999I'd sure love to Bond with her
Anyone know a good pdf to word converter?
>>4084033>>4084023>>4083798>Anti-Pinkie dayCome on, guys... Come on...
>>4084059Marshmallow Butthole
>>4084059sweetie belle's voice
>>4084066Aouch. Sometimes .pdf are just images and not text...
HEY MLPG! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT?
>>4084072
>>4084079I just broke two strings at the same time on my guitar.
>>4084088how?
>>4084073unfI wonder how would your dick smell like when you put out it from that butthole. I bet like banana
>>4084062No. I'm not.
>>4084068>casual rape>anti PinkieIf anything anon, she'd embrace it
>>4084072Smooth.
>>4084038She receives the same thing she always gets from me. Unending hatred.
>>4084079Vader time.
>>4084092I... I don't know. They just broke. I wasn't even picking hard.
why do you jerks have to ruin butts with your disgusting farts?
>>4084072I don't hate it.
>>4084099Come on...
>>4084087
>the fartsfag will never leave us alone
>>4084102what'd she ever do to you?
>>4084068>>4084099>you will never casually rape Pinkie>she will never overact, making it obvious you aren't even really raping her>you will never start to rape her for real>you will never hear the onset of genuine fear in her voice
>>4084113
>>4084102Chip pls
>>4084124How does the transition from casual "fake" rape to real rape even happen?That doesn't even make sense.
It's canon
>>4084116Existed.
>>4084124
>>4084129
>>4084128It's because Braeburn is in the picture, isn't it
>>4084131Rape is a senseless act.
>>4084128That shit is so sad.
>>4084133>tumblrSomeone reposted yesterday's edits on tumblr?
>>4084134well fuck you too
>>4084146THAT IS A SENSELESS ANSWER
>>4084147it's okay
>>4084140I gotta build up my sanic reaction images.
>>4084147Life of a mare in the wild west.
>>4084148No idea, Smile posted this one on his Tumblr.
>>4084154WHAT KIND OF REACTION IS THAT
>>4084152You wish.
>>4084072i'd rather slice my finger tips off with a sharp knife than read that again.
>>4084144Braeburn is a sex god.
>>4084156
>>4084171OUCHARGHAAAAAAGH
>>4084132I just want her to be happy.
>>4084172I could be the sluttiest mare around and I would still consider going monogamous for Braeburn
Would you?>>4084173>>4084173>>4084173
>>4084128I'm still waiting on fic where's she's mind break into liking this.
>>4084167FUCK YOU IT'S A VERY PROPER REACTION
>>4084175>>4084175>>4084177
>>4084177
>people post sanic reaction images>decide to visit sonic general on /vg/>sonic adventure 2 hd announced>PC port on the wayMy body is ready.
I probably won't get to it till tomorrow butanyone have any more requests for kobold ponies
>>4084220>SA2 modding
>>4084232Draw the CMC kobolds spying on Mac and Cheerilee koboldswho are rubbing noses
>>4084238Despite being a huge fan at some point, I've never installed/played any mods.
>>4084220It's still going to be the same shitty game with shitty controls and camera.
>>4084232Trixiebold trying to show off but she gets her shit slapped by some loser low-level adventurer.
>>4084265Yep.And I am going to love it.
>>4084265You shut your whore mouth.
>>4084288I like SA2 but it's true. It hasn't aged that well for me.
>>4084251oh my gosh
>>4084265FOLLOW ME SET ME FREE
>>4084281Yeah... Even with its flaws I'm still probably gonna get it for PC because nostalgia and I don't have my Dreamcast anymore.
>>4084300TRUST ME AND WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
>>4084296I'm fairly sure it's not the nostalgia talking since I haven't considered myself a "Sonic fan" in years, but I find it hard to fault SA2. It wasn't buggy like SA and it was definitely better than any future 3D Sonic games. I also think Sonic made the transition to 3D better than most games of the era.
>>4084334I assume you haven't played Generations. That game is easily the best 3D Sonic yet.
>>4084334The Speed stages were fine, even if they were really linear sometime. It's everything else that's really dated. The mech stages are clunky and slow, and hunting suffers from huge levels and a radar that only shows 1 emerald at a time.And you should really get Generations and Colors. Easily one of the best Sonic games. Unleashed was good, but the Werehog was really out of place (even if it controlled better than most alternate characters from the adventure games)
>>4084366I played Generations and I loved it, but all modern Sonic seems to focus on making him fast at the expense of gameplay and has long sequences where you're pretty much flying through the level on rails. SA2's controls seem more down to earth, like you're playing a traditional platformer.>>4084378At least it didn't have a fishing mode or that one where you had to flee from Gamma. In its defense it took the best game modes from SA, I didn't even mind them so much. The only really terrible part was the car racing.
