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It's time for farts, vore, and chubby ponies at the same time
goodnight MLPG
>>4078824>Pinkie Pie is not actually pink.Why must you make me sad, OP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuaqwoUCvrU&feature=plcp
what are they looking at
>>4078848goodnight~
>>4078824Wonder why her parents named her the way they did
>>407883818slow
>>4078836Don't forget chubby pone bellybutton fucking
>>4078863Season 3.
Guys what about some feels?
>>4078863Season 3
>>4078864>~What a slut
I'd love her regardless. Unless you tell me that her accent is fake
>>4078863a relatively small penis.
>>4078553>>4078573>>4078545It gets scared and hides when bon-bon starts yelling.
>>4078824Wonder where she gets the time, and why she'd want to.Then I'd wonder what her natural coloring would be.
My favorite pony extends her hair rather than dying it.
>>4078888cmc are turned on by small penis?
>>4078884>Originally was supposed to have a fake British accent
>>4078824touch natural hair and save a lock in my small wooden box of spent 9mm casings, pre-1930 dimes, and pressed bluebonnets
>>4078884But it is?
Pillow ghost pony anon here,They paid me another visit tonight for a hug. I think this might become a regular thing now.
>>4078909Try to hug them back when they do.
>>4078909anon im afraid you are going insane, but in the best way possible
>>4078903Glad they didn't do that.The real one os better
>>4078909They want you. Next thing you know you'll find a bleach coupon under the pillow.
>>4078896what would it feel like to run your fingers through her pink manewhat would it smell like
>it's been a year and a half and this post could've been posted yesterday
>>4078909Oh god, it's that guy with the pony dreams all over again
would you sleep with dashcuddling nonsexually
I'd begin to wonder what Luna's natural hair color could be.
>>4078909Stop bragging about it;_;
>>4078909I'm jelly
>>4078909Time to get out the ouija board and ask if you can fuck them.
>>4078929I'm a Flutterfag and I bet it stinks. I want to give her a bath.
Bed.
>>4078931And it's still wrong-headed.
post the LK pic already aaaaaaa
>>4078937nature blossom, go shit up ponychan more
>>4078875It's the simplistic way it's done that makes it work.Comics don't need words to get the point across.
>>4078929Running my fingers through her mane would feel really silky and soft.It would smell like trees.
>>4078909How much will it cost for you to make a MLPG sleepover so we can all get pillow hugged? I would totally pay.
>>4078939It's the color of soft starlight, an almost ethereal blue that you'd mistake for white if you didn't look closely. Looks similar to snow that is so white, it looks blue.
>>4078949In more ways than one, anon.
>>4078938yes
>>4078939it's not a color in the visible spectrumher natural hair absorbs all light except for x-rays and gamma radiationher magical star hair dye is to stop it from giving everything cancer
>>4078959https://dl.dropbox.com/u/21938484/cakeBelly03.png
>>4078949would you not clean it if she asked you nicely not to? would you have hot stinky sex afterwards?
>>4078836>farts>vore>chubby ponies>at the same timethere aren't enough unfs to convey how arousing that combination is
>start actually getting into drawing >look at some art other people did for inspiration>see something I loved a few months ago>see obvious shading errors and problems with the anatomyAll of the magic is gone.
>>4078939...The color we saw it in season 1?
>>4078957be nicer to your bed.
>>4078852>tfw pinkies hair is actually green
>>4078980Dammit I was about to post this.
>>4078988I'm with this nigga
>>4078990
good nightpinkie will visit you in your dreams tonightbut you won't remember it
are we posting our art now?
>>4078988>>4079007you are both my niggas
>>4078988trade the farts for burps and I'm with you
>>4078984ohthanks!UNF
>>4078980That...is far too erotic for a simple bath...
>>4078982>her natural hair absorbs all light except for x-rays and gamma radiationSo it would appear black.
>>4079010thats... what i get for just reading the filename.i really do know that feel
>>4079001post a pic of her wet and with one eye closedso she would be winking and dripping
>>4078988>a fat pony farting as she eats another pony
>>4078981such a cuddly pone
>>4079024Ohyeah I guess soI forgot how light works I guess
>>4078884Well it is. It's an Atlantic accent, tutored through the early 1900's to as late as the early 60's in private boarding schools in America. It was meant to sound sophisticated.It's basically elocution for rich folks.
>>4079035waking up to such a scene would surely kill me
>>4079007>>4079015my ultra niggas>>4079017brobro listenjustbro just listen for a secwhat if..both farts and burps?
>>4078949I have no reason to believe that she isn't hygienic, especially since she and Rarity are best friends. I mean, just because she's with animals all the time doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't bathe regularly.
>>4079030But I have no art.And I should be sleeping. I've got to babysit children for eight hours later today...
fluttershy is such a dirty pony
>>4078971What if you were allergic to pony hair and being in close proximity to a pony caused you to break out in hives?
Why is she so perfect?
>>4079059what do her wingpits smell likewould you give them a deep sniff
>>4079033It must be done.This must be drawn.
>>4079057I would let a chubby fluttershy eat me while she burps and farts
>>4079073She had a heart of gold.
>>4078875>feels
>ponies bathing
Twilight stop it.Stop prancing Twilight.You don't even have a special talent shut up.Twilight stop it.TWILY
>>4079056I think it would kill all of us, anonymous.
>>4079073>underped eyestake that ugly thing back and give me the real derpy
GuysI was in bed hugging my pillow, pretending it was a human and I felt something hug me back. What should I do?
why aren't you sleeping?
>>4079074like peaches when she is clean, like sweat when she is unclean. I would smell them all day before a long night of sexual preening
>>4078875Guys...I...can someone please post happy things? Please?
>>4079014> see this> can only think of the sidemouth from the first-season Pokemon openingWell shit-- TO UNDERSTANDTHE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDE
>>4079074DID I HEAR WINGPITS.
>>4079055It's a trained accent.So...technically not fake.But she taught herself it so it totally is.Now Applejacks aunt and uncle?Shits professional.
>>4079014Shat this out a week ago, y'all niggas know what it is.>>4079030>Life draw half the evening>Still don't feel accomplished
>>4079105It's only 10 and I set my own hours.
>>4078926I think that has already happened. I am an unsavory creature. Having to live with such unsavoriness can drive one insane.>>4078974Twenty times the amount of your entire life savings.
Someone say chubby pony vore with farting?
>>4079105i dont know, i guess ill go to bed now i am tired. goodnight MLPG
>>4079094Get help
>>4079110
>>4079087
>>4079085>that comicpls noi cant
>>4079114
>>4079094Seek medical attention.Barring that, an exorcism. You have a tulpa.
>Talking to a brony today>He insists that Derpy is equal to the main cast>He calls them "The Mane Seven">Derpy is the Element of Muffins>>4079127Jokes on you, I have like $50 life savings. HEY EVERYONE, MLPG SLEEPOVER FOR ONLY $200! GET HUGGED BY THE PILLOW GHOST!
>>4079142
Anyone know if Tess is around yet?
>>4079088What she so happy about?
>>4079161>>Talking to a brony today>>He insists that Derpy is equal to the main cast>>He calls them "The Mane Seven">>Derpy is the Element of Muffinsthis hurts me
>>4079161I doubt that's true but it's hilarious.
>>4079161>Talking to a brony.That was your first mistake.You should have known that train wreck was arriving right on time.Because that is what trains are known for.Being on time.And crashing.
>>4079117Or they had the same boarding school background as Rarity, or Rarity's elocution tapes followed that standard.I get the feeling they'll answer why Rarity has that accent and no one else in her family does.My guess is she hides her Walkman with all the relevant tapes like a normal person hides their REALLY dirty porn.
>>407916150 times 20 is 2000
>>4079185>Not diving into deep end of pasta
>>4079180maybe he's trolling>>4079161
niggers you know what time it is. seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
>>4079168Don't think so.This happened earlier, though:http://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/30010083644
>>4079176Shes being figged.
>>4079184It is true. Maybe he was joking, I don't know. I really hope so.
BIGMEATYBUTTS
>>4079193>wrong_wrong_wrong_wrong_wrong_wrong_wrong_wrong_scrubs.gif
>>4079203>Gutting with a hacksawYou're the worst psychopath ever.
>>4079203>gutting someone with a hacksawhow would that even work?
>>40791931000 dammit 1000I'm going to sleep
>>4079203I don't believe in that bullshit. I did however move to a Castle Defense state to deal with dumbasses like you.Try to be edgy when I have a shotgun and sleep with one eye open, faggot.
>>4079203Oh god, how did you know my one and only fetish.As long as you wear a pony suit as you carve me open, I'm totally game.
>>4079161Well, fuck.I should have given a higher number.
>>4079204Real Steel suck.
>>4079203A hacksaw seems very ineffective for gutting someone...Why not use a standard bow saw?They cost about the same and are far better at carving flesh.
>>4079206>google figging>the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus, vagina, or male urethra>male urethraNOPENOPE
>>4079207>I don't know>"Derpy is the seventh element">"of muffins">Maybe he was joking>Maybe>Maybe
>>4079193Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue...
>>4079254Thats not mud AJ...
>>4079254Well, you cheated with this little device.
>>4079254You're a dirty pony Applejack.
>>4079256Faceless is back?
Special delivery for Your Mouth.
>>4079241You can never tell. You can never tell.
>>4079241Silly anonymous! You know MLPG can't into jokes.
>>4079266>>4079254would you make out with your favorite pony in a pile of her muddy shit?
You guys up for some AoS?We're using 0.76, but fear not. Sanic cobbled together a script to prevent SMG and Shotgun use so its just like the glory days.Download this:http://www.mediafire.com/?ttoy5jy2ljeckmlThen let it update.Server is here: aos://451609646(Past the AOS link into the launcher, not your browser)
>>4079266She earn her dirt. How about you, Dash?
>>4079276
>>4079289And yes, it's /v/ you're playing with. Be nice okay?
>>4079279Unless you're online, you can tell when someone's jokingU autism, bro?
>>4079238 Testicular Torsion
>>4079289>AoSAeon of Strife?
>>4079276Special delivery of .44 into my gray matter
>>4079284Weren't you just going to sleep like ten hours ago?
>>4079204Oh. Well he isn't responding to the e-mails on the commission he was suppose to do last week. Can someone in close contact with him tell him to look at the e-mails? Was planning on forcing a refund from him (and most of MLPG told me to earlier), but might give him some more time.What do you guys think. Give Tess more time to do the commission (especially since Tablet is broken, depression, and supposivly very sick), or ask for a refund? Or least resort, force the refund if he doesn't respond or some very negative retort.Forcing a refund can really screw over his paypal/bank account.
Livestream.com/oshplaysgaidenHomestarrunner guy is fucking around on chat roulette
>>4079303>Stony faced>Insisting that I also call them the Mane Seven
>>4079320>the maximum number of viewers has been reachedIt isn't actually one of the Chapman brothers, is it?
>>4079318Yeah, I'd give them some time but understandably they'd better deliver on the promise.
>>4079300Reminds me of times when some faggot posted /v/ epicmafia link. Those were horrible games.>>4079308Ace of Spades.
>>4079303>He doesn't know the internet became serious business after that law came into effect.You can't lie about shit anymore man.You can get arrested and get put in the Slammer.And yes, we now have Slammers.They are for extra bad criminals.
A quick inking, probably should just let LK handle it.
>>4079289But .76 isn't even out yet
>>4079318As I said earlier, force it.
>>4079352Well, whatever we have it going.
>>4079342unf
>>4079320it's the actual guy who voices Homestar runner
I know now isn't really time for mushy stuff, but I talked to a heartbroken anon in one of yesterday's threads, and I doodled him a little something to try help cheer him up.Should I post it, even if he doesn't respond to this? I just can't hang around all day today to wait for him in person.
>>4079316No, that was a lot longer ago.10 hours ago would have been like noon here
>>4079342>Didn't spoilerDangit
>>4079289I was playing with them earlier. Was fun, but it's really changed from earlier versions, and not necessarily for the better.
>>4079318How much are you out for?
>>4079342>tiny tiny anon waistpfffffthahah
>>4079370Umm it did. Maybe you have nospolier off in 4chanx.
>>4079370>didn't spoilerwhat
Why did it have to be me, though? Does this ghost have some sort of ulterior motive?
>>4079381>tfw I have a smaller waist
>>4079370It's spoilered for me.>>4079364It's Matt Chapman? For reals?
>>4079367If you post it, just make sure that people know what/who it was for. Maybe can ask people to parrot what you said through out the days and/or put something in the picture that said it was for that particular anon. "this goes out to you".
We chill?
>>4079400It wants you to be its tulpa
>>4079400Try experimenting. Ask out loud for a hug and like try to air hug. Maybe it's the actual pillow being magical.
>>4079389You know, he's not the only one that forgets...
>>4079367Its very unpredictable when a certain poster you want to see here didn't come. It funny that when you leave, he just comes around.Just post the image the time when you first talk to this anon.
>>4079400Why not ask them?
>>4079400It was trying to choke you, but they lack eyes, so naturally, it missed.
You know what time it is?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJNWMGhW2s0
>>4079418
>>4079408For reals, it's kinda funny
>>4079418Yeah.Though I'm still waiting on that Rumblescoot thing.
this cover is going to look so out of place once the rest come out, specially since they are supposed to form a bigger imageis it normal for a guest artist to make such a lazy mediocre work?
>>4079450That is like the worst one among the bunch.
>>4079377It's just $10. But have been screwed over before but one person getting away with something leaves a really bad taste in your mouth regardless of the amount.I just want him to respond to the e-mail to see where he stands and not just stare at his blog where he's sounding like a typical depressed artist suddenly and doesn't want to art.
>>4079289So anyone playing?
>>4079446Fuck my gay life, why can't I watch this stram
>>4079450How many issues are they doing anyway?
>>4079450>Angel face
>>4079389>>4079396>>4079408Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>>4079442Time for literally anything else?
>>4079375>I was playing with them earlier. Was fun, but it's really changed from earlier versions, and not necessarily for the better.We're well aware of that. We are going to keep modding it to make it like old version.
>>4079450There's an mlpfim comic book? Fasntg
>>4079418"Are we cool yet," you mean?Not until you release THE IMPREGNATION EROTICA!
>>4079464I don't want to play with /v/. They're faggots and are worse than the piss.
>>4079493My womb cries for hot stallion semen.
>>4078980> oh god yes that hot waterI know that feelingAlso unf, just a little.
>>4079484Ya, october? November? Forgot.They just interviewed the Comic guy tonight. Wonder what was said.
>>4079442Yeah, Yuno what it is.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1cBLACK AND YELLOWBLACK AND YELLOWBLACK AND YELLOWBLACK AND YELLOW
>>4079484>FasntgDammit, MT.
>>4078884The Atlantic accent is part of her charm. She works hard to be The Great Gatsby Rarity. Have you seen her family, UGH!
>>4079450>You are going to have to go to a comic book store to get it.>You are so low on the totem pole, even that poor bastard ringing you up is going to think you are a freak.He had a whole herd of a bunch of greasy, fat bronies come in earlier and tell him everything about their culture.You ask him if he had a meatball sub or something and he screams at you.
>>4079500we got the need.the need for seed.
>>4079209
>>4079511I don't get it
>>4079513Ya know...that's not the first time it's been said that way.
>>4079484MT, get on the ball, man!It's coming out in November.http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=40427
>>4079481I don't think things like the new weapons and autoclimb are bad, just very unbalanced and op. It's things like minimap showing bullets, hit scanner and no opponents on map after intel cap that really piss me off.
>>4079187...did she have it as a filly?
>>4079499/v/ is fun to play with I've found. The ones we're playing with are chill. They didn't even bitch when I asked who was best pony.
>>4079517Can probably argue semantic on whether her accent is real or not because Mid-atlantic is an artificial accent. It never occurs naturally.
>>4079551So how many are playing right now?
>>4079550Yes but you know fanon.
All right.>>4079409>>4079428I'll just post it then. The thing is we talked anon, so whatever. He's having a hard time getting over someone, it's been six months and nothing's really helped him. He responded to me when I half jokingly replied in the thread that I prefer my namefag ships full of unrequited love and despair, etc. I didn't get to talk to him because he said he doesn't like being reminded of it. I drew the pone from Hearts and Hooves episode, the one that got all sad when Twist got her card. I drew her happy though, to cheer anon up. the anatomy on the neck is off, but I was rushing to get it done last night.So this one's for you anon. I wish you all the best.
>>4079550I've watched the flashbacks, and she had it a little but it wasn't nearly as deep. But again, FANON
>>4079518I will walk into the store about ten minutes after opening with the glorious morning sunlight blinding people as I make my entrance. I will stride confidently to the counter and ask for the newest edition of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic comic. I will pay for it and ask for a bag. I will turn around and disappear into the white light never to be seen again.
>>4079566Obviously not that guy you are looking for, but that is a adorable pony right there.
>>4079531Hey SB, do you know Tess well?
>>4079187>she's adopted>her real parents are also country hicks
>>4079566She's so cute.
>>4079542>Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.FUCKING DROPPED.But in all seriousness do you think it will be any good.
>>4078875You know what would go really good with that pic?When im 64 by the Beatles
>>4079573>Never be seen again.Till the next one comes out, right?
>>4079518>LCS store has a load of pony toys front and centre at the desk>One of the owners is probably a fan>Store will almost definitely have it>There will be no spaghettiIt's a good feel
>>4079552it'd be better if it was Tidewater, or Kennedy-New England.
>>4079597As long as they keep fanon thing on the down low and in the background, I'll be happy.
>>4079597It cant be any worse then "I agreement!"
any ghost pony art?i like ghosts
>>4079605Only on those days will I make an appearance.
>>4079583i know the name. nothing more. the only artists i really know are GG and the Dark One.
>>4079597The art looks good, any sane person knows fanon or nods won't be a big thing, and it's bloody IDW, I've never seen a bad property comic put out by them.
>>4079342LK kind of said he was done with it
>>4079625Why not just get a sub?
>>4079531>>4079500>>4079493http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkRSome femanon x soarin to warm y'alls up.Though I have to wonder what other eligible stallions and colts have yet to claim a human wife of their own.Suggestions?
>>4079642There's a SUB?!
>>4079607>Monster High sells more than the toys in my store.>Get the mini figurines, about 12 on a peg finally.>They sit there, for a few days not selling (Save one...)>Next day they are all gone.Fucking ninja bronies man. I didn't even know I had any near my area.It scares me.
>>4079642A what?
>>4079629AHAHAHAHA
>>4079617Nah no more ghost pony. His jokes are so transparent
>>4079642>>4079651A what?
>>4079581>>4079591Well, I'll leave you guys to it. If someone gets a little sad in the next few threads, I hope he can be redirected to this image, or it's on my tumblr as well. It's been a pleasure drawing for you generals, as always.
>>4079656>>4079651Subscriptions, retards.
>>4079629Father should have been there to look after his son.
>>4079608I thought the point was that she was a self made man and might be posh but she got that way by working hard. Those denote Old money vs Atlantic denoting New money.But the voice is really based on Breakfast at Tiffany's any way.
>>4079654Everytime I check a store's toy section, the MLP stuff looks like it's been raided. Tons of empty hooks and shit lying on the shelf.
>>4079629Man it must suck to be John...His son is so bad about hiding his porn!
>>4079647Mac please and he cum inside.
>>4079647Thunderlane?
>>4079667If you point me to where I can subscribe to it in Canada (and by it, I just want ponies, nothing else) I would happily.
>>4079654>MHbeen a long time since we done seen them.
>>4079629His son sure needs help.How can be possible to masturbate to Applejack?
>>4079617Second.This thread is notspookyenough.
>>4079342>>4079639Yeah... Gonna focus on making one I'm more happy with later on. Thank you for inking it though
>>4079675Well, in my defense, the ones with the disks in them only have Ticket Master and Applebuck season.All different ponies, just the same fucking disks.If we get the Nightmare moon set I am going to have a situation, because I buy shit at work.And my boss hates bronies.
>>4079701
>>4079629>Twilight and ApplejackKid is going to be alright.
>>4079701Applejack is top tier in porn
>>4079701Could be worse.
>>4079673yeah, but i think she'd've adopted it to escape the blue-collar legacy of her parents. what better way to do that, than to take up the most snobbish accents known in America?
>>4079654My LCS constantly orders more, which is weird, because quite a few of the figures they get are pallet swaps.Either people are actually bringing their girls in to a comic book store to buy them, or there's ponyfags/bronies out there willing to buy non-M6/CMC.>>4079693Mah Canadian nigga.
>>407955910. We need more players. Optimal is 16.
>>4079701i think Twilight has the most good porn. but Braeburn has the best porn.
>>4079748>applefags are the smallest population>applejack has the most pornThey must be strange people
>>4079748Dang straight.
>>4079782Well duh, even if you don't like the character that much, she's a hunk
>>4079782>the most Not really just check paheal.
>>4079718>that one picture of Rarity on her red couchMan, he made her ass huge in that. Unf.
>>4079782>applejack has the most pornBut that's wrong>>4079701>how can it be possible to masturbate to applejackYeah I don't know either, with the amount of pedophiles and neckbeards in this fandom, I don't know how any of them could masturbate to a character that isn't a child or at least doesn't act like one.
>>4079777>or there's ponyfags/bronies out there willing to buy non-M6/CMC.Oh I assure you there are. And may I ask what city you're in? You're the first Canadian other than myself I've seen in these threads.
>>4079782From paheal? Twilight Sparkle 2393 ? Rainbow Dash 2203 ? pinkie pie 1966 ? fluttershy 1802 ? rarity 1449 ? Applejack 1298
>>4079782>AJ>most pornUhhh what? Pretty sure Twilight has the most.
>>4079777All my store has are the cloudsdale sets and the others.And the figures with the disks and Cadence.I would kill if we got the big set with NMM or Zecora.
hi mlpghave some [?]twily[/?]
>>4079782artists usually have refined taste and don'T bother with other more plebeian horses
>>4079819>the brony fodder has the most porn
i can't into spoilers
>>4079835APPLEOOSA
>>4079705Oh alright. Well, you're welcome.Here's the worlds angriest butt.
Is it okay if I make my steam avatar a pony for the purpose of annoying people when I get mvp in GO?Or will you make fun of me and seriously hope I don't do this?I don't think I've seen anyone in the steam chat playing go
>>4079689I like his brother more~
>>4079850no
>>4079805She's feisuensutorongu, too.
>>4079847She¿s wearing my shirt?
>>4079859What do you care what we think outside the general?
>>4079860He's cute ain't he?And where's that humanized thing from yesterday?
>>4079835>>4079847Those are some giant cutie marks. The yare both cute. The second one has some thin, awkward hind legs.>>4079857Very angry indeed. Nice to see it done.
>>4079873Speak the queen's english.
we talk about this yet?http://nadaatall.tumblr.com/post/30011689743/ok-yelling-at-cats-or-rather-your-real-name
>>4079896THE BONGS MATE
>>4079883Because I don't have any real friends
>>4079859If you're doing it just to troll people, don't do it.If you actually want a pony avatar, go ahead.
>>4079908Just don't put it on a forum avatar.Unless you Blingie the shit out of it.
>>4079811>Yeah I don't know either, with the amount of pedophiles and neckbeards in this fandom, I don't know how any of them could masturbate to a character that isn't a child or at least doesn't act like one.Hehe, what are you talking about, anon?
>>4079889> Rumble's special talent is to cause earthquakes, aid the elderly in bowel movements, and for one brief shining moment star in niche porn.> He had to wear a rabbit outfit made entirely of sequins and a pig mask.> Rumble doesn't like to talk about it.
>>4079902>more retarded brony dramaugh
>>4079835>>4079847Are the drawfags conspiring again?
>>4079850>you will never slowly grow more submissive to Big Mac>you will never watch him slowly grow more dominant
>>4079902>implying I'd read that long of brony dramahagood one anon
>>4079841>That feel when you love all ponies equallyI just want to hug them all. Then proceed to boogie down.
>>4079889He is cute ~What thing?
4chan X fucking up for anyone else?>>4079813Niagara, I'm an OntariofagI know of a few local ponyfans, and I know there's meet-ups in Toronto, Windsor, and London (thank god there aren't any photos). Canada's a brony-rich country, believe me.
>>4079902>He didn't get to dis Mic.Sorry you couldn't steal Eurobeats thunder dunk, faggot.
>>4079889Here you be. There was a LOT of splitting going on, so I only grabbed the ones I was talking about.Also, apparently it didn't START as humanized. Sorry.
>>4079955Would you hug this one as well?
>>4079960Yes, but I was assuming it was because aeosynth's version is swiftly getting outdated.
>>40799604chan x has been fucking up for months now
>>4079788I should draw more stuff like this one day I'll draw again
>>4079890yeah i think i made them too bendy oops. is this a bit better?thanks though.>>4079932I just have been busy working on other things besides pone
>>4079819Rarity is the hardest one to find good porn of.
>>4079983You should.
>>4079960Oh I knew that, I mean we make the show here. I'd just never seen another countryman here (Vancouver BTW).
I'm sorry. I have to sleep now.I love you.
>>4079788Hard as diamonds, every time.Captcha:FORCIPLE OUTOCT
>>4079974
>>4079974Fuck no - she'd give me splinters.
>>4079998I have to finish all these requestsI am so tired though oh god
Raisin Quest is currently going on, for those interested!>>4075352
>>4080001>VancouverLucky bastard, I hear it's a beautiful city. Being the animation capital of the continent ain't bad either
>>4079974I'm convinced she feels like hangnails all over. No thank you. I might bow?
>>4079974I would hug her.
>>4079289>server disconnectokay.jpg
>>4080040>That feel when having requestsIt's a good yet horrifying feel.
>>4080047>raisin quest
>>4080040You can choose to eschew the requestsI don't think people will hate you for it
>>4080049he also lives close enough to shit on Bioware's doorstep.>>4079974i'd hug her. she deserves that much, at least.
>>4080047>RaisinRENNE NOT RAISINI am not a clever man.
>>4079969Someone in here apparently has it in their fucking brain that every >feel has to be humanized or some shit because of the teen things.Hey cucklefuck, we can make ponies have >feels you you autistic sperglord
>tfw a drawfag hasn't come in yet asking for requests giving opportunity for more Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
>>4080047wait a minute are you trying to trick me
>>4080054NO YOU FOOL! THAT IS JUST WHAT SHE WANTS! I'd have a hard time not hugging her...
>>4079969There we're like 3 different little greentext stories last night
>>4080085>>4080071>>4080047As long I've been on this board, I've never looked into one of these "quest" thingswhat are they?
>>4080092i can do a quick shitty one for you anoni'm really tired though so I DUNNO it might be horrifying
>>4080107interactive adventures via text or picturessome of them have you waifuing a horse, some of them have you saving the world, and some of them have you slowly going insanethey're all pretty fun
>>4079969>scootaloo starts speaking in spanish as she break downthisthis makes my boner very happyvery happy indeed
>>4080054> That pink streak> that feeling when it reminds you of The Life and Times of Juniper LeeFuck.
>>4080107Depends, Rasin is basically a player-guided adventure game. Stuff like Aspirant waifu quests are all about sexing horses.
>>4079955>That feel when you love all penises equallyOkay, fine, I'll sleep.
>>4080086>How DARE you not write exactly like I want!>Stop having fun you guys!>I said STOP IT!
>>4080107Choose your own adventure stories with more freedom.
>>4080001Just because others of us don't advertise our nationality doesn't mean there isn't plenty of canadafags here.Ottawa here. Also did you michelle still crying about stanley cup finals. broke my heart.
>>4080086>autistic sperglord>convinced there's a conspiracy to write humanized feelsUh...
>>4079969> a few glorious momentsA few? Only 'a few'? Doesn't matter how handsome a guy is, if it's short, it's not so good.
>>4080138It was a request for an awkward teenage version I did some time ago as anon. good times
>>4080124Oh thank you! And no big deal, you should've seen the other Shetland Pony Rarities I've gotten. I can send them to you as reference if you want, might really take the edge off of keeping a high level of effort.
>>4080151>My Little Pony General.>Where we write only about humans.
>>4080129they're insane. their favorite method of conflict-resolution is throwing things, and then wrapping themselves around you. it's like riding a brown roller coaster with a big ass.
>>4080067>>4080072I tend to really enjoy drawing other people's ideas so I really want to do the requests. Sometimes I'm iffy on them but I feel bad when I turn them down. I'll get to them at some point though. Even then futa RR one.
>>4080173I believe he was referring to orgasm at that point.So yes. Only a few moments - as sweet as they are transient, slipping away like sand through one's fingers... until next time.
>>4080156I'M still crying over it. In fact after the Canucks lost I went into a bit of a funk that culminated in finding ponies.I'd take the cup over ponies.
>>4080180> scroll back a few threadsNo, we were clearly discussing mare tits heavy with the milk for their foals and pregnant corgi-configuration ponies just aching for a rodgering.Yeah, uhWe do humanizations when we don't want to feel like weirdos maybe.
>>4080054>those shitty awkward highlightsAnd I thought she looked dorky enough in that imageI'd still cuddle the heck out of her and tell her she was beautifulI imagine that would her first true taste of love or something close to it and she'd go overboard and accidentally drain the life out of me
>>4080071I would fuck her hard
>>4080183>La pasionOh gawd
>>4080215> pity is fatteningHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNMSF0-BxIgSOON
Do any of Pinkie's friends ever get so tired of putting up with her shit that they just tell her to go away?
>>4080001>>4080156>Ottawa>Vancouver>Either at the other end of the province or on the other side of the country>there will never be a Canadian MLPG meetIt's for the best
>>4080183>big assNigger, we agreed she has a NICE ass. That doesn't mean it has to be big.
>>4080107Basically what>>4080155said. The actual content of the quest varies radically between them; Jr's running a series of "Save ponyville as a little filly OC" that have a high risk level where he describes the events that occur, Aspirant's doing a series of waifu quests that are "main character in equestria trying to woo a horse" that are also done through text description and have a lot less worry for life and limb for the main character, LK's doing a quest (the one I just fucked up linking) where we're an archeologist OC stuck in an ancient temple with magic and rituals and shit that's done through images.Fun if they're your sort of thing, boring/anger-at-autists inducing if they're not.
>>4080250But that's not pony.
>>4080129>hispanic scootalooprobably my favorite fanon.
>>4080255You saw Rarity's reaction to being saddled with her.They really can't stand her antics for very long. She's that special brand of friend, that "she's your friend whether you like her or not!" kind.
>>4080165Don't tell me there isn't one man...It's the government, hell bent on taking us away from the ponies and forming normal, human romantic interests so we can produce more offspring to feed them fluoride and mind control them!
>>4080271SOON
>>4080250Yeah, we already talked about it, anonymous.I used the same image.
>>4079968Eh? I don't recall dunking anyone at EFNW.>>4075854>>4075824D-Doushio~
>>4079713Can you imagine the shitstorm if they released every episode with a pony from that episode? Sapphire Shores with A Dog And Pony Show? [spoilers]Geez Louise[/spoiler] with Cutie Pox?
>>4080275
>>4080212...Wow.Can't we just have ponies doing cute, feely things like normal freaks?
>>4080284>EBG was DoushioanonMy worldview is rocked.
>>4080302That ship sailed back in 2011.;_;
>>4080302Oh please.I was using the royal 'we.' I'm pretty sure I'm just the one sick fuck who talks the loudest about impregnation.
>>4080284Heard what's been happening with a person named Purple Tinker and EFNW, Eurobeat Guy?
>>4080310Doushioanon here. I fucking WISH.Thank you for being there.
>>4080275It doesn't make sense but it just works so well
>>4080302But we do have those.
>>4080330>Purple Tinker gets TOLD by /mlp/ for two hours straight
>>4080302Go back to /a/, scum.
>>4080330Please god noNo more. Please no more, goddamn it I don't care about the con scene and we're trying to talk up Hispanic Scoots and maybe "rocking amazing tits at 17" Sweetie.
>>4080337>doesn't make senseI agree. Silver Spoon is Mexicanest pony. I think it's the plaits.
>>4080302>>4080212>>4080180>>4080151>>4080086http://arch.413chan.net/mlp4054440.htmlThere was plenty of pony >feels going on in that thread, too.You want 'em? Cap 'em yourself, or sit down and shut up.
>>4080334You're welcome. But now, I'm off to sleep because I'm going to need my wits about me in the morning.
>>4080330I am still convinced this is all Purple Tinkers master plan to make EFNW fail because it dared defy him.And it is going to blow up in his face so spectacularly he will literally fade from the face of the internet.
>>4080347>Purple Tinker gets TOLD by /mlp/ for two hours straightMore like "MLPG would stop circlejerking about hating some tranny ALL FUCKING DAY."
>>4080353>you will never have dinner with Scootaloo's mexican family
>>4080269you know what i mean.>>4080233and God FORBID they have brothers, or even worse, sisters. but they always do, because they're all Catholic.food's great, though, and Dia de los Muertos is a fucking blast if they're first-generation. just be ready for a lot of screaming and angry sex.
>>4080291>Hasbro.>Money.
>>4080363I'm talking about what led to the MLPG circlejerk nigga. The thread out in the piss.Reading comprehension.
>>4080256its for the best.though we could always meet up and go to bronyc...I can't say that with a straight face. >>4080208At least you didn't lose the cup to anahiem. that was embarrassing. God i hope there's a season this year. Fucking lock out.
>>4080284mlaapv2 when?
>>4080393Amen brother. I wish I'd saved the rest of these.
we ded
>>4080370>Grandma Loo tells raunchy stories, totally ignoring the fact everyone is eating as she spares no details>Abuela Loo just smiles serenely at you.>her brothers keep trying to get you to say dirty phrases in Spanish, telling you they mean other things - you asked them how to say "Thank you for dinner," and they told you how to say "please fondle my balls."
>>4080393I'm seriously considering Bronycon, if only to have an excuse to go to NYCand watch the freaks
>>4080372> Hispanics fuck like demonsWhen have I ever NOT heard this?
>>4080372>Scootaloo have 4 siblings
>>4080291I would own every little fucking disk.
We can all agree that Lauren is a bit of a dullard right? She's talented but is very average otherwise.
>>4080330Barely. I try to avoid drama like the fucking plague. All I know is, PT was protesting EFNW, EQLA and I think a third one because some of their staff members posted info here on Bronycon or something to that extent.I'm here to enjoy the show and make (hopefully) good/fun music. Past that, if there is some drama that relates to me directly, I prefer to sort it out with the other party peacefully. Otherwise... it's just not my business.
>>4080393Everfree Northwest success was its extremely close location to Canada/Vancouver. At the VA panels, tons of Canada related stuff was said and tons of cheers with each one.Why don't you Canadafags renounce the British Crown already and becomes Murrikans? People can't tell the difference between us anyways.
>>4080370It would probably be for the best.
>>4080426Go. Seriously. Everfree was fucking fun. Just go to another city and act like a jackass for a few days. Does wonders.
>>4080284hey Eurobeat, what can you tell us about all the EFNW drama?
>>4080425> Gran finds it hilarious, the father-of-the-date finds it a little less so, kicking at his sons' shins every once in a while but mostly giving that LookGodmy cultural boner is just bursting the seam of my zipper right now
>>4080425>After a while you don't even notice the beeping smoke detector anymore.
mmMMMSPAGHETTICON 2012You're BEAUTIFUL TO ME
>>4080446> protesting> protesting a GODDAMN MANCHILD SHOWmanokayWhat
>>4080446Canterlot Gardens.You should have seen some of the shit PT was throwing out for reasons why it should be able to "oversee" cons that it had no hand at all in the creation of.
>>4080450>Older bro is a Greaser brother.This isn't good.
>>4080447Different laws, we let gays be people and have free health care and stuff. And Ottawa's a nicer city than Washington, been to both.That and y'know, history, culture, poltics, etc etc.
>>4080178here you go. i might do more later shetland pones are kawaiigood night mlpg
>>4080466YOU'RE THE ANTIPASTO TO MY LIFE[MMMBABY~]
>>4080477don't you mean gangrene?
>>4080477>doesn't recognise Gangrene Gang
mmMMM SPAGHETTICON 2012you're BEAUTIFUL TO ME
>>4080486But you seeClearly gays aren't peoplePeople don't do butt stuffWell not without coersion and hidden video cameras, you see
>>4080460You know I'm not really a big fan of the Mexican Family Scootaloo fanon but I'll be a bit sad when it will die in the Scootaloo episode
>>4080496>>4080494I thought his name was Ace.
>>4080491Rarity, I think you look bluediculous
>>4080455>Everfree was a drive away.>Lol, nope, gotta work.>200 hours of vacation.Shut up, massive load of vacation I never take.
>>4080460>>4080425>>4080461>Her uncle teaches you the right way to take a shot of tequila.
>>4080497>>4080466The hell happened here?4chan, pls
>>4080426I'd go with you, i'd rather go with some bro, than alone and a trip to New york wouldn't be so bad, Especially if there were some good panels like everfree NW>>4080447we want nothing to do with your government.And i like the fact that our prime minister has to stoop down to some random old bag, I'd gladly give 5$ to the queen every day if it meant harper had to kiss her butt everymorning. Also canada being a kingdom is kinda romantic.
>>4080494>>4080496Yes, I recognized it right away.The name eluded me.Forgive me, I haven't watched the show in a while.
>>4080460it won't be, not once her cholo brother starts threatening you if you try anything screwy with her.
>>4080446
>>4080497When is it brony con in TX time?We're a big state...
I'm half filipino and half el salvadorian, born and raise in Los Angeles.I know all my relatives on my father's(filipino) side. On my mother's side (el salvador) i discover a new cousin and various family related titles every week. One time my mother told my sister what would've been her full name is she was named properly, spanish wise. Sister cussed her out (people think my sister, brother, and I are white geeks over the phone).Cool thing is how many parties we can walk into and say we're just related to someone.
>>4080491
>>4080531>brony con in TX No.Awful.
>>4080529The first sound I heard when I looked at that picture could only be described as "Bwermble."
>>4080531>Living in TexasWhy would you do that to yourself?
>>4080511Okay, I'll bite, what IS the right way to take a tequila shot?
>>4080447Fuck that. America is 10 times larger, and they would swamp us in a vote. We'd be dominated by a country that is far more right leaning than us.
So how do I into capping posts?
>>4080553Texas is great. Fuck you.
>>4080555The mexican way.
>>4080553>He might be Winston.
>>4080561Kill yourself lel
>>4080491Thanks guy!
>>4080470Bad word choice on my part, but PT was horribly unhappy with the lot.>>4080458Nothing new, even if I did care for drama in the first place. All I know is, the show was awesome (if poorly performed/sung on my end), I had fun, and after shaking hands with Ingram, he told me he would try to stay up for both Alex's set and mine. I offered him a sip of my energy drink, which he enthusiastically accepted. So honestly I'm inclined to believe EFNW was quite alright.
>>4080555By drinking the entire bottle and climbing a tree.
>>4080557The difference is that you would actually vote.
>>4080562But Winston is here.
>>4080563As compared to > the American Way?
goodnight moon
>>4080561printscreen (alt + PrtSc), paste in paint
>>4080574My Life as a Pixel 2 when?
>>4080579One of the many stains on our proud state's honor, but it's still great.
>>4080562Whats so great about it?Everyone there is fat and loud. I heard you don't even like giving women health care over there.
>>4080553cheap gas, cheap rent, decent jobsit's shit in every other aspect thoughif ever there's a MLPG thing, I suggest it be in texas because there are always like four or five texas anons sitting around and it's in the middle of the country so it's equal distance from both costs
>>4080578California alone could outvote us.
>>4080555>right way to take a tequila shottrick questionThere is no right way to shoot tequila. It's a sipping liquor. Shooting tequila was invented by backwards gringo frat boys in the 70s when they first discovered the stuff.
>>4080575Sounds good.
>>4080599You just described the entire country
>>4080555depends on where you are. in Mexico, as it is, maybe with sangrita.otherwise, with a pinch of salt, take the shot, and then bite a lime wedge.
>>4080608>Half of Californians cannot legally vote.>Half of the ones that can are too stoned to know how.
>>4080455I kick my stupid ass if I didn't go, so fuck the eight hour bus and hotel, I'm on that shit. There'd better be a Bronycon 2013.>tfw MLPG convinces you to go to a Ponycon>>4080519I'd love to go with someone, especially from MLPG, but I'm shit at planning and we're talking as anons here, so...>prime minister has to stoop down to some old bagBest way of describing a constitutional monarchy I've ever read.
>>4080611Well shit, I have St. Germain for that.> mfw a "what does Fluttershy taste like" thread lead me to my second-stringer choice for a drink next to the Rob Roy.
>>4080599Everything. It's a beautiful place, the culture is fun, even if it's filled with assholes. It's got nice artsy pockets if you're into that. Hunting and redneck bullshit if you're into that. Whatever.The politics suck, but really that's it. And as a white semi-straight male that doesn't harm me much.
>>4080616I'm pretty sure the rest of the country doesn't cut off health care because the organization that does it has something to do with abortion in some other place somewhere.
>>4080555>"First part of takin' the perfect shot? Don't bother with the shotglass.">he pours a measure into a scotch-glass>then he grabs a slice of lime out of a bowl, and puts a fingerful of salt in the space between his thumb and index finger.>he throws the salt into his mouth, downs the tequila, and chews on the lime slice.
>>4080461No. You never do.It's always there, in the background. Just beeping.At you. At your sanity.Beep. Beep. BEEP.
>>4080593Oh God let me hug you...honestly I hope to have that out by the year's end. It was SUPPOSED to be done by summer but I was barely able to get anything done. Fuck, I barely even have anything on the last track for SPB Vol.2, so that jeopardizes it even further, what with folks pissing that I'm taking so long with S3 songs as it is....I can only hope to have it done by December. Please keep me in your thoughts, that I can get a steady production schedule rolling this semester.
>>4080562>Have one of the worst reputations of being full of hicks and backwards Christians>in Americaand thishttp://politics.slashdot.org/story/12/06/28/2059203/texas-gop-educational-platform-opposes-teaching-critical-thinking-skillsYour state sucks
>>4080631>Beautiful place. >All of the desert of Arizona, but with slightly less screwy politics and non of the beauty!
>>4080578I heard about that from canadafags over the course of several mmos in vent/mumble/etc.The one single thing they did envy about U.S.A. was its patriotism, obnoxious or not. They said getting involved in politics in Canada is nearly unheard of. Military is never mentioned because its never thought of.
How do I draw pony snout and mouth MLPGHelp me pls
>>4080640Nice.
>>4080575Drinking a 1/5th of Tequila in 2 hours after work ended at 3:30am.That was my first experience with alcohol, managed to stay lucid throughout the entire event, that includes the awful vomiting and general self loathing. Funny though, because I never blamed anyone else for what I did, it was like, "I DESER-harhghgpb-VE THIS!"Heck of a way to learn your limits.
>>4080648if you read about some really patently stupid shit going down somewhere in the country, you can just go ahead that the story is either from Texas or Florida
>>4080633So, what, are you going to hate on Pennsylvania because of voter suppression? California because of gay rights stuff? Every state has their problems. Hating on everyone because of the government is just retarded.>>4080649I see you've never been here.
>>4080647> >>4080404Do... do I get a hug too? I was also curious
>>4080653The secret about Canada is: We may present a united front to the rest of the world, but inside we all hate each other.
>>4080664You forgot Lubbock Texas' plot to have an uprising against the government if Obama is reelected, because he'll give our sovereignty to the UN.Seriously, fuck this country sometimes.
>>4080671Didn't see your post until now, sorry. Of course you get one, c'mere you li'l motherfucker.
Election night with you fuckers is gonna be fun.
>>4080654First you draw snoutThen ad mouth. Also maybe horn.
>>4080606Ooor, you can go to Alaska and have the event in Gods country.
>>4080664California is flat-ass broke with some of the weirdest business hangups in the country. I'm not a US Chamber of Commerce shill, but Jesus. Illinois is flat-ass broke with nogunz and a shitty incentive program.Missouri is full of inbred retards other than St. Louis, which is the only reason we have McKaskill as an incumbent and not Mr. "No Real Rape" Scotsman.
>>4080684>just Lubbock>Implying former presidential candidate and governor of Texas didn't want to secede from the union
>>4080606I don't want to do anything with you fuckers here because Winston will show up and make the whole thing awful.
>>4080664Why would I go to the third worst state in the United States? I already have McDonalds where I live.
>>4080695California is fucking loaded. The state government is broke because Republicans fucked with the system and don't want rich people to pay taxes.But yeah, they're swimming in money.
Guys, I'm sorry I brought /pol/ hereI just wanted to know if there was going to be a TX or south USA con
>>4080653>Getting involved in politics is unheard of Ironically, a lot of people vote. It's more like "nobody goes door to door or fund raises or cares about candidates" or whatever "getting involved" means; it's all about voting for the "best" MP in your riding. "The Conservatives got a majority? Whatever, I still got my NDP guy in parliament."Canada's all about regional politics.
>>4080701It'd work, too. Texas didn't even feel the recession.
>>4080687C-can I have one, too? S-since you're giving them out?
>>4080728>The state government is broke because Republicans fucked with the system and don't want rich people to pay taxes.That's a problem basically everywhere, it seems.
>>4080732YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT
>>4080728> fucking loadedDude, no, no dude, no, you've had a structural defecit that beggars the imagination for over 15 years.
>>4080732If you go, you must go as /co/ gestapo.
>>4080738>Texas didn't even feel the recessionNot true at all. Perry would like you to believe that, but it's total bullshit.We didn't get hit nearly as bad as a lot of other places, but eventually it got to us.
Any news on saeson 3like if it happened while i wasnt looking or something
>>4080706>During the event a lumbering creature is found outside the building.>Slowly it begins to thump against the plate glass, the people inside watching in horror.>In one, scabbed, wretched hand is a bottle of cheap vodka.>In the other, his cape.>His moans appear to have some sense to them, like he is trying to speak.>Kids are crying.
>>4080745>>4080728>Rich people don't have to pay taxes>Economy is falling to piecesHOW CAN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS NOT SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
>>4080745I know, right?Romney's actual plan is to gut medicare benefits and give himself a tax cut so he only has to pay 1%. Not even joking.
Guys can we all just agree on the true worst states?The Dakotas.
All right I'm done talking about countries. Post that one pony picture you never get a chance to post.
>>4080763Nigga we waiting on season five, you in a coma or something?
>>4080779I grew up in South Dakota.Fuck you.
>US/pol/But I hate learning about your country...
>>4080736>my ndp guyget out of canada you hippie
>>4080770Rich people own talk radio and Fox News, which is where stupid poor people get their information.
>>4080782
>>4080786yes
>>4080795I hate learning about my country too
>>4080770>Give all the homeless and illegals your money.>Suddenly, can't pay your employees.
>>4080779>Not Ohio
>>4080771>No capital gains tax.TO what demented fucker does that even BEGIN to make sense? Most of the richest people get their money almost ENTIRELY through stocks and investments.
Oh my gosh...
>>4080797But I'm neither stupid nor poor. Fox News is perfectly reliable.
>>4080796I work for the NDP.
>mfw trying to cap more of that rumble thing from last nightFuck that shit. Where's that guy that did those SS caps with the arrows and shit? I'm sure he could do a much better job than me.
>>4080782Screencaps count?
>>4080810>outsource to China>have orphans build your products>pay them in used batteries and table-scraps
I would hug a pony
>>4080806All this politics makes my head scratch. It isn't even 8AM, what is going on here?
>>4080793Look, I know some wounds will never heal.But sometimes you gotta pick yourself up and move forward with life.I'm just happy you got out.
>>4080810>rich people using their personal income for payrollsThank you for providing the perfect example that guy was looking for
So is Equestria a constitutional monarchy or what?
>>4080829Funny how it still applies.
>>4080771>Bawww hes rich.>Why does he have a Swiss bank account, that rich bastard must beat baby seals to death with aborted fetuses too, I heard he does, Obama told me!
>>4080763Starts 9/15/12.S3E01 - 20% Cool in 10 Seconds Flat.The Mane 6 hold a fair where all the other ponies get to meet their heros. Afterwards though everyone starts to bitch, including this one annoying purple horse and the girls must deal with the fallout that is to be had.Special Guest: P Diddy
>>4080813>filename2old4me
>>4080770But what about the job creators ???
>>4080847>Special Guest: P DiddyHell yessss
>>4080847Would watch.
>>4080821>I'm not stupid>Fox news is reliable10/10, sides lost
>>4080797>Conservative talk radio actually successful.I mean, don't get me wrong, the left have all sorts of successful talk radio-oh...Right...sorry.
>>4080832Ok, but you're only allowed one hug at a timeWhich pony?
You know what the problem with the United States is?Your states aren't united.It's absolutely bonkers that your laws are so fundamentally different throughout your nationAnd how the federal government has to extort the states to get uniformity in laws like drinking ageIt wouldn't be so bad if all of the hicks weren't grouped together in the same place geographically
>>4080846But the man pays less percentage taxes then me.And I make WAY less than him.Its called a tax shelter for a reason.
>>4080689That's not how you draw Twilight Sparkle, Anon.
>>4080867Can't handle the truth, huh?
>>4080869Thanks for making my point.The left aren't retards who have to be told what to think by corporate media.
>another thread ruined by /pol/
>>4080782Today I found a year old thumb drive, apparently I backed up some pony images in May of last year before losing the damn thing.This is apparently the first pony image I ever saved, from April 2011, a few weeks after I became a ponyfag.Hijack: what's your first pony image
>>4080881>Creating a centralised bureau for the unified rulership of a diverse group of nationalistic powersIT WORKED SO WELL FOR THE EU, DIDN'T IT?
>>4080753If there was one, I would round up anyone who wanted to go, and we could take pictures of bad cosplay and laugh at hyper-autistic man-chidren or whatever
>>4080838Even though there's nothing for kids to do out there as a hobby except binge-drinking and meth, and it's a Republican state that tore up its own railway even though that was where a good chunk of its money came from, I maintain it was a pretty good state to grow up in.And at least it wasn't North Dakota.
>>4080882Let me slow it down so you can absorb it...Promise to try a little, ok?Hes...now follow me here, the next bit is important.RETIRED!THEY PAY LESS TAXES
>>4080770>IMPLYING REAGAN WASNT RIGHT>IMPLYING THEIR IMMENSE PERSONAL FORTUNE IN INSOLVENT ASSETS ISN'T MAKING JOBSDO YOU HATE JOBS ANON?
>>4080903Mine's a duplicate, see >>4075872
>>4080847>S3E01 - 20% Cool in 10 Seconds Flat.Neat, seems fun.>The Mane 6 hold a fair where all the other ponies get to meet their heros.This could be very interesting, I wonder who AB's hero i->Afterwards though everyone starts to bitchWait what>Special Guest: P Diddymy sides.I actually thought it was a real synopsis, and that belief steadily degraded the more I read.
>>4080906The Eurozone is a collection of individual nations.We are a single nation.
>>4080903Probably Derpy. Can't remember. First week of November 2010 combined with all the booze and drugs has made that era muddled at best.
>>4080858WHAT Job-creators? All we hear about is how many jobs are being LOST.
>>4080782I just have no idea of the context I should post any of the clapping ponies init just feels like I'm stealing image slots
>>4080900No, if course not...I mean, the entire main stream media and all doesn't count.
>>4080919>Retired>still CEO, chairman of the board, and sole stockholder of Bain Capital>which makes its money by shipping US jobs overseasWell, I guess they also invested in that company that incinerates aborted fetuses.
>>4080881I'm glad the states are somewhat separated, at least this way people in my state could push for single payer healthcare without being held back.
>ML/pol/GFantastic.
>>4080936I thought Obama fixed that.
>>4080910I just want to see Eurobeat perform liveOr just see EurobeatOr be in the same building as Eurobeat
>>4080906>one nation>similar circumstances and economic standing>similar to the EUWhat
>>4080944>Still thinks he is CEO and all that.Fucking really?How brainwashed are you?
>>4080950>Obama>Fixing anything
>>4080950It's true. There are now more private sector jobs under Obama then there was when Bush left.Thanks, in no small part, to Keynesian economics.
>>4080903BACK IN MY DAY
no mafia tonight?
Hey, you! Yes, you there!I know you're about to make a post that's really going to show that guy what for, tell him why he's wrong, etc.But step back and think for a minute: It's not even remotely pony related, and all you're doing is shitposting.He's not going to change his mind. All you're doing is fucking up the thread for everyone else.Pls, anonymous. Pls.
>>4080950>obama>fixing anything>not fucking everything up beyond beliefAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI bet you voted for him, too
>>4080938That's the worst one too, the hair needs to be animated
>>4080967Maybe you should ask Bain. Because their documents claim as much.
>>4080944I was unaware the sent Staples overseas.>All these Liberal talking points.It's hilarious.
>>4080892Idiot.Thats the worst Twilight I have ever seen
>>4080950He TRIED to - but the House and Senate wouldn't LET him.They argued over his Medicare bill for so long that nothing else he wanted to do got done - and now they're blaming HIM for ruining the economy.It's just-- idiotic.
I can't post pictures from my phone but I was looking through news posts on EQD and there is a frightening full body official dash suit merch
applepai~
>>4080938Well, we ARE talking about American politics right now.
>>4080991>blamingIt sounds like they're telling it like it is.
>>4080949IT'S LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND ALL MY PRESENTS ARE CHRISTMAS.
alright, we yet can salvage this horse.
>>4080978All the ponies with animated hair are the most beautiful, even if it isn't animated in the image
>>4080931>>4080965A collection of federalised nations, more like, considering the population density of your average American state can rival the population density of your average EU nation, and, on average, American states have higher GDPs and more contribution to the overall net product of the institution to which they belong. Politically, the EU is just in a precursor stage to full federalisation.
>>4080995
>>4080995That's what happens when you read EqD. I think Seth is posting the pony fleshlights tomorrow that go with the suit.
>>4080967>Retired>Making 21.6 mil in 2011 >Running for President Good to know no one consider President a job anymore.
>>4080881SDfag here.We were one of the last states to finally change our drinking age to 21.Wanna know how they got us to do it?By threatening to take our highway funding.Drive on a South Dakota highway sometime and tell me who got the better end of the deal.
>>4080950>Fixing AmericaThis is how you fix AmericaStep 1. Make the lower 2/3rds a different countryStep 2. Fix the top US
>>4080903This, on the day it was first posted.
>>4081004Blaming the black guy for the mistakes the white guy made?That's not telling it like it is, it's just racism.
>>4080991>He had both house and Senate in his pocket.>He could have done it, when he had the chance.>He instead, wanted to get his healthcare bill passed, fuck the system.He said it himself, that thing is his 'legacy'.He let his own pride fuck us over.
Fuck you guys. I'm going to go masturbate to traps.
>>4080977Oh, just call everyone who voted for him a Nigger-Lover and be done with it.
>>4080825you can do it!
>>4081019Thanks. Wanted to sleep tonight.
>>4081013>twilunableghI still haven't got over Romance Reports.
>>4081019I bet when you buy that you have to sign a contract saying you will rape someone while wearing that outfit.
>>4081031YOU'RE PULLING THE RACE CARDFUCKING REALLY1/10, ALMOST HAD ME THERE, FUCKER
>>4081031Oh boy here we go.Al Sharpton found the computer.
>>4080990OKAY ANONS. TIME TO BRING THIS BACK TO PONY. OPEN UP PAINT. DRAW FAVORITE PONY (head shot suggested) AS QUICK AS YOU CAN. NO SKILL REQUIRED, USING A TABLET/PEN IS CHEATING.God speed MLPG
>>4081037>>He could have done it, when he had the chance.Filibuster, brah. Obama never had congress.
>>4080881The problem with the states is that they're too united to function independently (resources, infrastructure, etc.)but they're too divided to function well together.
>live in iowa>midwestria is like only a 3 hour drive for meIs it even worth the trip?who am I kidding, why would I go to a con
>>4081041You like trap? Awesome. Who's your favorite?Have you checked out 2 Chainz album?
>>4081052Are we talking about legitmate rape? Or the fake made up rape than women claim when they get pregnant and want an abortion?
>>4081075Link?
>>4081058You don't think blaming a black guy for a white guy's screw ups is racism?I do.
>>4081069>IowaYour state sucks herp derp let's talk about this bullshit for another hour lel
>>4081037>implying the American Health Care System wasn't fucked >Implying that Obama's Health Care wasn't the Republican plan from the 90sReally I don't get why its so fucking decisive.
>>4081066Except he did...And then America went "Nope" and flooded it with Repubs and everything ground to a halt.
>>4081037>>He had both house and Senate in his pocket.No he didn't, the blue dog democrats saw to that.
Hey guysyou don't know how to make a country run betterno one doesit's too complicated for youyou literally lack the knowledge of how to fix ityou lack the foundational knowledge of how to fix ityou aren't even going to change anyone's mind on the topicfuck off to >>>/pol/
>>4081069I wouldn't bother with that one, just another giant glorified meetup.
>>4081089But it wasn't the white guy's screw-upIt was the black guy's fantastic blunderAnd his America-hating attitude
>>4081075I like this guyhttp://weegboi.tumblr.com/
you guys smell bad
>>4081044nah bro there's way too many splits. I'd rather read the thread proper.
>>4081064hehehehehe
>>4081065How does GG do this shit.
>>4081050>Sophistication and Betrayal outpaced on updates by Gone with the BlastwaveHATE.
>>4081077Legit rape.like bone-breaking rape
>>4080882>But the man pays less percentages in taxes then me.>And I make WAY less than him.Because he's a Congressman. You think Obama pays much in taxes? You think any of those guys pay are paying taxes?Romney's rich as fuck, but is an elected official within the government. He's not going to pay shit, even if they tax the upper class more.Seriously, everybody blames the upper class, but several congressmen are millionaires and aren't paying shit in taxes. This goes for all sides.
>>4081015I like the pony with the multicolored mane
>>4081095Obama had a majority in Congress, but not the supermajority required to break Republican filibuster.Do you not remember this?
>>4081089Fuck, I had to put up with a friend of mine showing me the same political comic of Obama as the captain of a river-boat painted like the American flag, steering it over a waterfall.Blaming him for ruining the country is idiotic - the country was a wreck when he got it - Bush made sure of that.
>>4081093Because Obama proposed it.Seriously, the guy could ask Congress to gut Social Security and at this point there would be more Democrats voting for it than Republicans.
>>4081089I blame the guy who had 4 years to fix a problem and proceeded to make his own problems while blaming the old owner.And then getting a peace prize for ending the wa- oh wait....How the fuck do you earn a Nobel for a war surge?
>>4081093>Really I don't get why its so fucking decisive.Presuming you mean "divisive," it's because a black Democrat proposed the legislation, and they said from day one that their primary goal would be stopping Obama from getting a second term.
>>4081065One Derpy, literally 1 minute old
https://images.4channel.org/f/src/2%20ways%20of%20going%20about%20life.swf
>>4081050i don't know what Romance Reports are, so there is no bad taste in my mouth.
>>4081100I hate /pol/-fags so much.
>>4081124>You think Obama pays much in taxes? Yes. He pays a lot in taxes. He believes he and other rich people should be paying more. He's released his tax information.As opposed to Romney, who apparently hasn't paid any taxes in years.
>>4081124And that's the problem.
>>4081019Reminds me of this little numberhttp://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/Hoodies//My+Little+Pony+Pinkie+Pie+Girls+Hoodie-147919.jspWish they had a model for that Dash suit
>>4081124Romney hasn't been elected official for six years.
>>4081124>Romney>Congress
>>4081124For what they don't pay in taxes they use to hire people to help them not pay taxes.So, in the end, the money gets spent.It's crazy.
>>4081089It's less that he's black and more that he's a successor that couldn't immediately fix the problems left behind and, in large part, caused by his direct predecessors. The Italians did it to Mario Monti, and the British did it to the LibDem/Conservative coalition and, before them, Gordon Brown. The Greeks have been doing it constantly too. People just want instant gratification from their leaders, not the slow process of reconstruction.
>>4081091>implying I or anyone else would defend IowaWe don't care, also we aren't like Texans who are stupid about that shit (DERRR DONT MESS WITH TEXAS)
>>4081148/new/ made me stop voting for anythingthey literally angered me into apathy
>>4081065
>>4081132>Do you not remember this?All of America failed their basic high school civics course, and the system is actually too complicated for them to comprehend.
>>4081124You don't get special tax rates by being a politician, and your salary is taxed as ordinary income.If they're getting rich it's from capital gains.
>>4081138>proceeded to make his own problemsSuch as? Because if it's the economy, that's Bush's fault.
>>4080881YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING STUPIDYou have WAAAAAYYYY too many statesWith your immensely fucked up electoral system you give absolutely tiny states enormous voting power relative to their populationAnd you don't even have preferential votingAnd your voting isn't mandatory
>>4081106whoa dudethat ain't trapthose are guys
>>4081145PahahahaIt'd be great if more of the backgrounds and ponies moved.
>>4081109Aw...
>>4081146>those Luna hands
>>4081145Transcendent.
>still blaming bush>still playing the race cardnever vote
>>4081175good goyim
>>4081142>>4081118Keep the shitty MS paint ponies coming, we can do this!>>4081148Come draw MS paint pony with us than, what do you have to lose?
>>4081189save us, corwin
>>4081178Romney's rich because he was born into a millionaire family.He's gotten richer because of a number of tax cheats and schemes. Including off shore accounts and tax havens. Shady real estate investments in Texas. Even that stupid Olympic dressage horse was a tax scheme.He also orchestrated the Son of BOSS tax cheating while at Marriott.
>>4081191Sorry. It's like 3am and I'm not in the mood. Why don't you give it a try?
>>4081145Guyswhat if GuysListenWhat ifpls listenGuys what if we took my little ponyand shoehorned it into EVERYTHING
>>4081217Why is fluttershy always a man?
>>4081220Can you at least draw a shitty MS paint pony with us, Anon?
>>4081217That fluttershy is a man
>>4081222Zip it twos
>>4081177>Supermajorities>Filibusters>Electoral CollegesI'm sure glad I'm not American, how the fuck can anyone understand this shit?
>>4081222Guyswhat ifGuysListenWhat ifpls listenGuys what if we stopped having funand complained when other had fun ALL THE TIME
>>4081227>>4081234Come draw MS Paint ponies anon! Do it real quick! Fight the /pol/lice!
>>4081234No this fluttershy is a man
>>4081227i have no idea
>>4081209>Recognizing me without the shitty Flash brush.How shall I save you, anon?
>>4081204
>MLPG con.>Someone storms the stage and grabs the mic.>He whispers into it. "Obama isn't a legal US citizen.">The riot police have to be called.
>>4081242Well that's actually what we do 24/7 already
>>4081217>CM Punk lip piercing on Raritydisgusting whore
>>4081242>if
>>4081140>>4081136>>4081105>>4081089>>4081167I think this Presidency was proof enough that America is nowhere near as advanced as it thinks it is, in regards to social attitudes - it's been decades since Segregation and the Jim Crow South ended on paper, but in practice, we're still deep in it.We elected a black president for the sake of saying we had taken that step forward, but now that the chips are down, we've turned on him, violently.We filibustered his healthcare bill, and we were actually debating whether or not he was even born a US citizen well after he'd been elected - we're willing to nitpick anything we possibly can, because he's not our symbol of hope anymore - he's just the nigger destroying our country.If we'd elected a white man, I doubt he'd have had anywhere near as much trouble as Obama's been having. He's made the same sorts of decisions and mistakes as anyone would make - and we're judging him twice as harshly for them.
>>40810882 Chainz is hot right nowHe's kinda flavor of the month, though. I don't think I'll be into his stuff for much longerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQZMaG1eO74
>>4081248I just drew a Derpy goddamn lay off
was there a friend off for august or did the pony or die thing count as it?
>>4081256>MLPG con
>>4081220Cant. On my phone.
Give me a pony for my pillow to be tonight please.
>>4081256>Four dead
>>4081272panka poi
>>4081272fluttershy's butt
>>4081239If you're a member of any democratic EU state with a house of Parliament, though we don't so much have filibusters or "electoral colleges" (a bit too subversive for my tastes), the supermajority is a fundamental part of the political proceedings. It's the number of votes required to pass any proposed legislation. Having a small majority of your own party doesn't guarantee that, but a large majority generally does.
>>4081259Draw a a MS paint pony for us SB! Let's see those creative skills with a horrible art medium and minimal amount of time!>>4081264Thanks, Anon!
>>4081267When the shit is pony or die coming out?
>>4081199>still blaming BushThe Bush recession will go down in history as being Bush's fault. People will continue to blame Bush as long as there are literate people.>still playing the race card.Let's say there are two people applying for a position that you're hiring for.One person comes with great qualifications. Plenty of experience. Awards and accolades. In fact, he's got four years of experience in the very job you're hiring for, with a proven track record.Then the other guy you interview has no experience. He holds an open disdain for the customers he's going to be servicing. He's lied on his application. And in fact the only reason he's applying for the job is because his daddy applied years ago but never got the job.The first guy is black and the second guy is white. You can hire the second guy if you want, but don't pretend you're not a racist.
>>4081232there. happy?>>4081271then later?
>>4081272Screw Loose.
>>4081262>OMG HE'S BLACK JESUS AND HE'S GONNA SAVE AMERICA4 Years Later>YOU SUCK OBAMA, YOU DIDN'T MAGICALLY FIX THIS MESS WE'RE INThat's what happened
>>4081272Romneypone
>>4081272We're drawing shitty MS paint ponies at the moment anon. Maybe drawing one yourself will help you sleep and make the bad dreams go away when you sleep!
>>4081274>>4081256>tear gas released>some cry
>>4081270
>>4081282I have no idea, haven't been paying attention to it at allwhen did it start anyway, it was in july wasnt it?
>>4081284God, you're a fucking idiot.
>>4081199>>4081284Can we all just agree that America's pretty much fucked for the next half century or better thanks to people being dickheads over the past fifteen years? And no president, Republican or Democrat, can fix it?
>tfw you will never be invited to the mlpgcon afterorgy
>>4081301Say what you will about Jim Jones -- he's the leader MLPG deserves.
>>4081301>he drank the punch
>>4081285Artistic Overkill at its finest. I salute you Anon.
>>4081284Man, you are so Liberal it's almost like you are trying to sound like a troll.
>>4081311good feel
>>4081317HAHAHA I GET IT SO FAHNEE
>>4081311>>4081311I'll invite you, anon. Just make sure you bring your boombox.
>>4081295But I like Filthy RichStop associating things I like with things I don't like.This goes for Truffle Shuffle and Nathan as well.
>>4081310Ron Paul could>YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS .JPG
>>4081328eat a dick, anonymous
>>4081262>we were actually debating whether or not he was even born a US citizen well after he'd been electedSee, this is what bugs me most of all, and I can't see any reason for it besides race. There's no way in hell that people would have been questioning Hillary Clinton or John McCain's (even though there's actually an issue there!) citizenship, and no one will question Mitt Romney's either. But if a black man's in the White House, welp, there must be a conspiracy.Not to mention a sixth of the nation thought he was a Muslim (which shouldn't matter) even after there was constant bitching during the election about his pastor. Would that happen to a white guy?
>>4081331
>>4081331>Ron Paul>Stop anything>Except his electability Huehuhuehuehuehuheuheu
>>4081317>Just another day in the MLPG compound
>>4081295Things would be different if Filthy Rich was my president.>>4081330>I like him, stop putting him with things I don't like.Spoiler, they are both what you hate.
>>4081330>Truffle ShuffleI still think that's a REALLY stupid name, and I don't get why you're all so violently opposed to the name Roly Poly.
>>4081330Unfortunately, "Truffle Shuffle" is only slightly better than "Nathan."Why couldn't he just be "Knifey Forkey?"
>DEMOCRACY IS GREAT>LETS GO SPREAD DEMOCRACY TO THOSE SANDNIGGERS >electoral college gives small states greater sway, two votes are not worth the same>No preferential voting>Entire campaigns are slanderous advertising>"I'll do the opposite of the opposition!" politics>No-one even votesAMERICA
>>4081309I agree he's an idiot, anon! Why don't you draw a MS paint pony with all the rage he's causing from his idiocy!>>4081310This might be true Anon. Better draw a MS paint pony while you still have access to money/a computer.
>>4081259I want to be covered in a bunch of little ponies like this...but not Rarity. She is to prissy. Pinkie Pie or a Shark pony would be best.
>>4081340>Worried about Muslims in the White House>When there's an actual Mormon running for presidency
>>4081352>>4081348
>>4081345Now, Janet Reno...There was a broad who got shit done. I'd let her lead MLPG any day! Me-ow!
>>4081348>>4081352I really don't care which name you prefer as long as it's not the one belonging to that umber troll.
>>4081345We are going to put ourselves in every cult scene, aren't we?Are we going to get the kids from Columbine and name it "Winston and Faceless had a disagreement on gun safety."
>>4081348That doesn't make sense though, he's a pony, not a buggy.
>>4081311Seriously though.MLPGcon, I'll be handing out blowjobs like they're going out of style
>>4081353>America ends up installing unitary parliamentary republics in Afghanistan and Iraq>They know the system is shit
>>4081298
>>4081357MT, you're still here! Come draw shitty MS paint pony with us! Since you're high skilled, you are only given 3 minutes to work on one!
>>4081375"Roly Poly" can refer to someone who's a bit chubby, though.Truffle Shuffle is just a Goonies Reference without any real context.
Imagine if John Hinckley didn't fuck up
>>4081374
>>4081354not technically pone but I really tried
>>4081375Haha those things are so fun to fuck with>oh god what is that>roll into ball>"is it safe?">oh god i am on a hand>sudoku dive off
>>4081365>Implying a Mormon is threatening.It's like having a Jehovah witness as president.Oooh, he has a backpack, I'm fucking scared!He got all of Utah behind him, oooooooooo~
>>4081381Well, it's more like the exile groups we put in charge of formulating the constitutions there realized that the system is shit.
>>4081357>Not wanting to be covered in tiny plush Rarities
>>4081396
>>4081365Mormons are America's homegrown muslims.But stupider.
>>4081374I'm just waiting until some spree-killer has brony stuff on his laptop, or claims that he did it to "send them to Equestria".
>>4081400The ocean versions are fucking scary.
>>4081411Now, I'm going to disagree with you there.I've been friends with a few Mormons in my time, and without exception, they've all been absolutely lovely people.My problem with Romney isn't his religion - it's his politics and his ideas about the Economy. He's better at making rich people richer than he would be at running a country.
>>4081403If you're not legitimately afraid of a Mormon president then you don't know this history of the Mormon churchThis is a group that literally waged war against the US army.They're fucking crazy
>>4081403Threatning? noWorrying that someone with so much power has such a fucked up religion? yes
>>4081393>implying this guy was really any better
>>4081410thanks
>>4081413>He follows Purple Tinker like a god.>Purple Tinker is now of the FBI watch list.>It blames EFNW.
>>4081419
>>4081428No, the US Army waged war against THEM.
Seth said he doesn't touch drama everprobably for the best
>>4081403>Implying Mormons and Johos aren't worse than any mainstream religion>Implying they aren't stupider>They're so dumb, they could be elected president, forget, and end up going door to door the next day>Implying Romney won't get elected and then put on the casual dress clothes, grab his Mormonology book>And start WWIII
>>4081427There's also the fact that he's an idiot.And that he was trying to use "saving the Salt Lake City Olympics" as a stepping stone to getting popularity.In London.
>>4081430George HW Bush was one of the worst presidents we ever had.Utterly squandered everything coming out of the Cold War.
>>4081394
>>4081430>Implying this guy isn't the best
>>4081447that looks realwhat the fuck is this
>tfw you have a pone dream that transitions into a dream where you're back in high schoolwhy?
>>4081387Yeah alright.
>>4081383>>4081396Looking good!>>4081411That's so true about the Mormons! Maybe you should draw a MS paint pony, print it out, and post it on your door to scare them away!>>4081353That's a good point anon, maybe people should be smarter about the way voting is done. I know, how about drawing a smart looking MS paint pony to inspire people to smartness?!
>>4081450>"saving the Salt Lake City Olympics">In London>In the year 2012Oh god my sides.
>>4081429Could be worse...It could be Tom Cruise.Because he would so fucking win.
>>4081450>And that he was trying to use "saving the Salt Lake City Olympics" as a stepping stone to getting popularity.That's just because he doesn't have anything else left, anonymous.He can't talk about his governorship, because that reminds conservatives about his healthcare law.He can't talk about Bain Capital, because that reminds voters that he's rich and "out of touch" and that he shipped jobs overseas and stuff.So he's got the Olympics. That's it.
>>4081455FuckI bet Obama did this
>>4081449Jehovah's Witnesses aren't allowed to have anything to do with politics, so we're safe there.
>>4081427Have you ever read the Book of Mormon?Only and idiot would believe it. It literally features shit like typos from the King James Bible Smith used. Also God is a space alien.In space.
>>4081456it's not
>>4081456photofunia.com
>>4081477Bill Clinton is so awesome he became a brony.>His buddies give him so much shit that he got every question right.>He was blackout drunk and doesn't remember the interview.
>>4081477>US economy thriving>national debt paid off>surplus amounts in the trillions>good standing with alliesBill Clinton may have had bad taste in affairs, but you can't deny he was a good president.
Would you give fluttershy laxatives and then tie her up so she can't use the toilet?
>>4081447>Great Leader Seth
>>4081449>Mormonology bookHeh
>>4081481>only and idiot would believe it>andtherefore your entire post was invalidated and your opinion is null
>>4081498nono why would i want to do that
>>4081457>Dreaming about meeting fluttershy>She gives me a rifle (yellow with pink butterflies) and flies away>Suddenly I have to shoot a whole bunch of people>The rifle is incredibly effectiveI guess if I'm going to be having murder dreams it's good that ponies are there too right?
>>4081447>MFW I used to hate him so much for making that shit site>Now I can only imagine how much he might regret it and the morons he's surrounded by
>>4081458Oh MT. You inspire us!>>4081473Applejack is best Apple Pony!>>4081430Ya, why didn't that bush get a 2nd term? Draw a MS paint pony to remind us that he sucked!>>4081477Bill Clinton did not treat women with respect! You know teaches us proper respect? MS paint ponies!
>>4081497Imagine a world where 9/11 never happened, after a milquetoast presidency Bush Jr never got a second term, and all that was still true.
>>4081517he's probably going to respond to thisjust watch
>>4081427See, he knows how to make a business run successfully.And before you pull that bullshit of sending jobs overseas, he flipped companies in the states too, some that were almost lost causes.Now look at America.America is a business, it functions just like one, so does every other country.He knows how to make a failing business get back on its feet and start moving forward.Now...if you want to jump on the sent jobs overseas bit, I will ask you where Obama got all the money...Made in China.
>>4081525>tfw all my dreams are shitVery strange shit, but still shit.Also I had a dream where Nanaki got mentioned what the fuck
>>4081481And I was raised to believe a Jew from Jerusalem 2000 years ago was a demigod conceived when God fingered a chick who was already married, who raised the dead, healed the sick, and saved our souls by getting nailed to a plank, then flew off into the clouds after coming back to life three days later.But what does that have to do with anything?Let them believe what they want - all religions can sound pretty ludicrous to outsiders. As long as they're not fucking little kids or killing people I'm fine with them.
>>4081517OH NO AN TYPO!I better point it out and say it make they're opinion wrong!I am just so just clever! >>4081538Bite me
>>4081525>>4081527>>4081457I actually had a dream a few nights ago that GG was organizing an MLPG meetup thing. I didn't think I would be invited, but I was and I felt good.
>>4081545>tfw no dreamsI want to dream ;_;
>>4081521So you can watch her squirm because she has to use the bathroom real bad. What, you don't have a bathroom denial fetish?
>>4081528stop or ill grow a head like GG
>>4081497>Be the president>Destroy the economyFine>start warsFine>Have an affairTOO FAR MANPolitics is weird>inb4 someone thinks I mean clinton did the first 2
>>4081538>>4081559AND THERE HE GOES
>>4081527>He regrets nothing.>He wallows in it next to Purple Tinker, they are the great minds of the fandom.And dating.
I miss yesterday when we were talking about boobies.
>>4081535Then whatever Dem got elected in '04 would've been anally raped by the economy by '08 and we'd probably have President McCain/Romney right now.
>>4081559>keep respondingYou realize that you (and a few others) are everything wrong here, right?This has absolutely zero to do with pony.Pls stop.
>>4081561Start writing dreams down the second you wake up. Helped me loads.
>>4081494This is true anon. Maybe you should draw a MS paint pony to represent him?>>4081517Man, you got him on that. Maybe you should draw a Cheerilee reaction face in MS paint to rub it in even more!
>>4081579no
>>4081564It's better when they don't want the butt sex but they get it anyways.still, unf
>>4081544>America is a businessStopped reading there.
>>4081577Why would the Dem in 04 rape the economy?
>>4081564>MT uses paint>Uses the text tool>Uses spellcheckoh no
>/pol/ again
I want greentext!
>>4081562nah man that's grosswho would want to talk about, like, ponies shitting themselves uncontrollably, that's really weird
>>4081599>still capitalizes the second Butt
So what'd you guys think of the American Dad porn parody?
>>4081602Post Kornheiser
>>4081593But it is you fucking idiot.You know what happens when the economy is good?We are making money.WE ARE MAKING MONEY LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BUSINESS!
>>4081596They wouldn't have legislated lending control, the shit left by Reagan was working ok so nothing would have been stopped
>>4081602
>>4081602>shit about purpletinker all day>stupid political shit all nightI JUST WANTED TO MASTURBATE TO THE HORSESIS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>>4081612I think that dirty Mormon Mitt Romney approves of child molestation. Also Rodger is creepy.
>>4081612It's shitThe batman one on the other hand
>>4081602>Again>Implying it ended>Implying it ever ends>>4081625___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________yes
>>4081585he so mad
>>4081497I liked Clinton but this is a bit off the mark. He eliminated the deficit, not the debt, although we were paying it down. That said a big chunk of the surplus was from Social Security which was being built up in preparation for the imminent baby boomer retirement. If you remember people joking about Gore's "lockbox" what he was trying to point out was that while the surplus looked very sunny now, it was going to shrink in the near future as more boomers started hitting retirement age, and thus it was irresponsible to use the surplus as a justification for massive tax cuts because they would quickly put us back in deficit country, which is what happened.You fuckers just made me go full /pol/. Stop that.
>>4081625Well what pony do you want to sit on your face?
>>4081603
Which pony has the proudest erection?Which pony has the heaviest ballsack?Which pony has the fluffiest chest tuft?
>>4081550Yes anon! Believe what you want! Believe in MS paint ponies!>>4081579That is correct anon. We need more pony. MS paint pony.>>4081593The good ole'U S of A was founded on freedom and not economy! Maybe you should draw a MS paint pony to help us remind us more of our patriotism anon?
>>4081625hey alright anon, chill out man here's some pony
You know who we should blame this on, right?Scootanon.>>4080553
what would each of the ponies do if they got in with organized crime?Twilight would probably be a mob lawyer.
>>4081596Glass-Steagall got repealed during the Clinton years, the mortgage bubble was already getting primed to burst... the economy was going bottoms up no matter what, no one could've stopped that except Ralph Nader.
>>4081633The best part is watching Rodger fuck
>>4081646Big macBig macFluttershy
>>4081646>Chest fluffs>GenitaliaDo you even watch the show?
>>4081646Big MacBig MacBig Mac
>>4081660Deaf plspls
>>4081660These are related
>>4081646Applejack goes in all fields
>>4081651I want a follow up to this pic
>>4081653>Everything I touches turns into shit
>>4081603>FEELS FOR THE >FEEL GOD
>>4081646FancypantsBluebloodRainbow Dash
>>4081671>Applebloom in the corner
>>4081681Well if you didn't shitpost there wouldn't be a problem.
>>4081603>That greentextThat was a fun night.
>>4081677go nuts
>>4081681you were right. (cough). everything you touch DOES... turn... to shit.
>>4081691But insulting Texas is my hobby
>>4081654>inb4 Rarity + sex trafficking
>>4081602We're fighting the good fight here anon vs the evil /pol/ice. Come draw a MS paint pony to join in!>>4081625Having pony is a right everyone should have anon! Protest your feelings with shitty MS paint pony themed sign!>>4081633Romney is creepy, isn't he? Maybe you should draw a strong looking MS paint pony to intimidate him!
>>4081706Your hobby is shit.
>>4081706Why couldn't you insult a state nobody gives a shit about?Like Delaware? Or Idaho?
>>4081705I touched your favorite pony. >>4081718Because its no fun if no one cares.
>>4081611>>4081599Jeeeerks
>>4081682>someone tries to start a Flitter and Rumble fapext>it becomes feels insteadYou guys make me proud.
>>4081682Is there more of this?
>>4081725>Because its no fun if no one cares.>my business is shitposting, and business is good
>>4081718What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?I don't know, Alaska.
>>4081671>Silver Spoon discovers her voyeurism fetish
>>4081726>get MT to draw in paint>MT draws the genitalia inHUZZAH
>>4081733I wish I could make money from it.I'd have enough to but more beer.
>>4081726
>>4081731yeah, and then it became him knocking up half the damn town.
>>4081705SB, why haven't you drawn MS paint pony yet?>>4081706>>4081716I don't know which side to take here, but i know what can help break the stalemate! MS paint ponies!
>>4081671>Silver Spoons glasses confirmed for not prescription.
>>4081726ARE YOU USING A TABLET?
>>4081738>punsIf I could punch you through the internet I wouldn't, I love puns
>>4081065it lyra
>>4081757You were the one writing that shit - don't blame us for it.Sometimes, you gotta realize when to let shit lie.
>>4081718Speaking of, I agree with Walken anon, there are too many states.Why the fuck do these two still exist? And why are there two Dakotas? And what the fuck are Rhode Island and Connecticut's stories? Smug not-Massachusetts bastards. Make me sick.
it's happening
>>4081757>him knocking up half the damn townhaha what?
He made some mistakes but fuck he did well
>>4081603Seeing my greentext posted makes me feel goodMaybe I'll do another something like that sometimeIf I do what pony should I do?
Long island master race
>>4081769That is obvioualy Colgate.Lyra is green.
>>4081778It has already happened
>>4081671>>4081766>Artist in charge of drawing glassesHahaha oh my god how do you fuck that up so badly?
>>4081779Some retarded fetish fag grabbed onto it and went to town.Thankfully, the capper ignored it.
>>4081785Mah nigga!
>>4081767GET OFFFFFF MY SASSSY DICK ANON.
>>4081781RD or Rarity.
>>4081781You should do fluttershy
>>4081746I know, right? You too can draw genetalia on an MS paint pony, too, Anon! See if you can draw one yourself to show MT your appreciation!>>4081754Hard to understand, isn't it? But you know what can help you with this? Experience. You know what to do anon, draw shitty ms paint pony.>tfw this is the first post where i'm not targeting the /pol/lice
>>4081731>Flitter is the sentimental one>CC would have just told him how proud she was
>tabbing between porn and wikipedia>end up finishing to a centaur and immediately go back to reading about alien abduction insurancewhat the fuck am I doing with my life
>>4081781RD or Applejack
>>4081795You know, I always thought.If they really wanted to make pone glasses, shouldn't they hook around the ear?Right now, nothing holds them up Like this.
>>4081801M-maybe you can draw anon taking a sassy dick?
>>4081839>Centaurs>Having porn and stupid bullshit openMah niggaI can't a pone, but I love the half horse, I've lost control of my life
>>4081839>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abduction_insuranceTee hee, America.
>>4081831Anon, all of these suggestions are very helpful, but I think you could improve the thread even more with some MS paint ponies.
What's on the agenda tonight?
>>4081065Bow down bitches.
We ded?
>>4081857The centaur was an accident, it was just the next picture in the nezumi taglist
>>4081801DO ONE WITH YOUR MOUSE.
>tfw summer is almost over>tfw you see all the people getting ready for school/college>tfw you're done with it>tfw you are just waiting for new poneBEST FEEL.
>>4081857You can still do it anon! Look at all the shitty MS paint artwork people were able to do so far! I'm sure you can do it as well!.>>4081773Ya, whats with those states? Maybe you should draw a MS paint pony to represent your suspicion!>>4081849Draw him an MS paint pony anon, prove you fight the good fight and really do want to see more pony in the general!
>>4081849With a mouse. No regrets
>>4081847That always bothered me too.
>>4081876Didn't you get the memo? You're scheduled to be Prince Blueblood's fluffer in 30 minutesYou better get ready, he's gonna be pissed if you're late
>>4081914I'm sorry Prince blue blood is busy raping ponies and people.Anon is shedule to throw money at artist in 2 minutes.
>>4081606It's not about them shitting themselves, it's about them holding it in until they can't take it anymore. You will let her use the toilet before that happens.
>>4081910What kind of Applejack is that?>>4081914>taking a job as a fluffer>Not taking on The Masticator
>>4081897two more years
>>4081839>centaursalso, are you going to get that insurance, or what? you never know when the Furons might decide to grab you.
>>4081876MS paint ponies!>>4081862My wrist and brain hurts after drawing Twilight Sparkle and starting at a reference for a few minutes.>>4081880We're close to it anon, so very close. We need MS paint pony. We need you to make MS paint pony.
>>4081914Speaking of Blueblood.>mfw I fapped to a Blueblood/Guard Ponies fic and it was the best fap in weeks.
>>4081897>tfw summer is almost over.>tfw you see all the Halloween candy coming in your freight loads, half of them collapse under themselves from their own weight.>tfw you are stuck in a trailer with a sweaty trucker, who thankfully, decided to help.>tfw you see Christmas freight in the load.WORST FEEL
>>4081807>>4081811>>4081842Well I guess I'll do RD next then, but I don't think I can manage a greentext marathon tonight. Another time.
>>4081831this is harder than I thought
>>4081933How aboutLikeA remote controlAnd you can control whether they go or notAnd you can let it build up for a super long time until she's crying and shaking and can't even speak from the terrible pressure she's feeling in her bladder & colonAnd then you just leave her overnight, or something
>>4081912But I want the aliens to get meMaybe they'll be afraid to mess with me because they think I will rape them or something and they'll fear me as their own version of Slaanesh.
If its okay with you guys...New horse... >>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957>>4081957
>>4081947truckeranon plsshare intimate details about your life
>>4081945post it faget
>>4081968Oh no, I am Department store Anon apparently.
>>40819652EARLY4ME
Okay, did the MS paint ponies actually stop the /pol/ish?Did we save the General? Was it worth it? Someone please tell me! I want pony again!
>tfw looking at pony rp tumblrs and thinking it looks like fun.I am..ashamed to say I want to rp with ponies on tumblr...
>>4081976I think it helped.
>>4081976/pol/ just got tired
>>4081976The /pol/ usually takes care of itself.All you did was entertain us.If anything the /pol/ keeps us fresh.
>>4080988>StaplesNo, fuckass, his tenure at Bain was a little different. Raising all sorts of angel funding for fixing a company, then turning around, forcing them to close anyway, and pocketing the money they just rose.Romney is a robber baron and every Republican shill is trying to make that sound like he's a True Blue Job-Creating American. Ask that of all the people Stateside he screwed out of their jobs. Just ask. I fucking dare you.
>>4086935You're 2 generals behind>>4084173
