Pony ponying pony ponies edition. Which pony would pony pony?
NO PONI
That's not a fucking pony.
>>4072410Let's try to not bitch about the fandom, or Purple Tinkler, or any ohter stupid shit right?
Just a reminder to all you writers:An artist will get much more attention and appreciation than you for much less effort.
>>4072410>you are waifuOh my
So what are you doing tonight MLPG? I'm playing Battlefield 3 and having tea
>>4072410I like ponies.
>>4072450
>>4072468fallout equestriaNYXcupcakes
>>4072475Please fuck off
>>4072468>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
>>4072433>>not Aquarius or Slash>And you call others casualhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvTpDmZLkcComments:>thumbs up for Fluttershy>monadethehorse 6 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 27>because ponies>Zerothemaster1 in reply to wown00bify (Show the comment) 5 months ago 5Ponies are fucking everywhere.
>>4072468basic art takes more effort than 98% of anything written by this fandom. Go fuck yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o2deep4u
>>4072498I find bronies on the weirdest things sometimes.
>>4072477I don't believe you. Show me proof
Did everyone die in the transition to new horse?
>>4072509Yeah.The entry level for writing is lower. So any idiot does it. And most of it is shit. Sure, you'll get some of the greatest works of literature on one hand. But most of the shit we're reading is garbage fan fiction.
>>4072432Would you care for one of these where she treated you like her foal? Her lewd, handsome little foal?
Season 3 when?
I hate fandoms, lets not make one again
>That one piece of fanon that will completely obliterated in S3What is her name?
YOU! YES, YOU!Draw me a pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ-3mu4fIOM&feature=relmfu
Would you go to Gensokyo with your favorite pone MLPG?
>>4072555FALL
>>4072516>>4072498What pony vid/flash used Castlevania music? I'm curious now.
>>4072477
So does MLPG have a ton of money to spend on stupid stuff like the rest of the fandom or are you all poor niggers?
>>4072468a reminder to you:who gives a shit?
>>4072560Which pony?
>>4072524I wanted you to do it~
>>4072557AJ's parents ded, calling it now
>>4072557How should I know? I can't see the future.
>>4072557The fuck I know.
>>4072577Yellowquiet
>>4072514Everytime
Have a nice day, anon.http://www.youtube.com/embed/sTJ7AzBIJoI
>>4072560It's March 2012
>>4072557Gamer Luna.RIP sweet prince.
>>4072568
>>4072570We're mostly poor niggers.Hell, I'm living off gov't funding until im 21.
>>4072563Hahaha, he made more
>>4072591marker pone please go and get a haircut
>>4072557Orphan Scootaloo.And her parents aren't hispanic.
>>4072557Scootaloo being an oraphan.
>>4072591NOPE ITS ALREADY SHIT
>>4072556They don't "get made" they just sort of happen
>>4072570The latter, personally.
>>4072603>>4072605Nice
>>4072468As both an artist and a writer, they both take about the same amount of effort, just in different ways.
>>4072580I OUGHTA THROTTLE YOU
>>4072570Im not stupid.
>>4072603>>4072605orphan mind
>>4072565I want to go but there are dangerous youkai there.
>>4072570I'm not going to buy anything pony related with my money.
>>4072595>tfw I read the general using voices from Cromartie and spoilers as whispers
>>4072557>>4072603>>4072605what they said
>>4072624Yes, you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UUkd9yhix4&feature=relatedWe Castlevania music now?
>>4072570im poor as hell
>>4072570I spend all my money on drugs
>>4072570Poor.And I don't blow shit on stupid garbage.
>>4072570I ran out of money last month and ended up paying rent with everything left in my bank account and asking people I passed on the street for a couple of dollars. Ended up handing over the check and about $60 in cash, plus loose change from the car cupholder and between the couch cushions.
>>4072635I dont waste my money on pony merch.
>you'reI can't stand that shit.
>>4072570I'm a relatively poor but free spirit
>>4072570I've spent over 200 dollars on merch.help me
>>4072636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94UPjZXE-Q
>>4072570>dropped out of uni because it wasn't worth the money for what I was getting back>Moved in with parents while I wait for military job dropNo money right now, but in time I'll have some to fall back on. Prob go out and get a temp spot while I wait for something to come through the military.
>>4072570I think MLPG is either mainly poor or not stupid. But then again you have the guy who spent a grand on a plush the other day
>>4072657That's the joke. It's suppose to upset you.
>>4072557RD being lesbian.
>>4072636http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZZ3o7lXvo
>>4072674keep in mind that any moron can stumble his way in here
>>4072685God, I so wish for this to happen, just to see the Grand Tsunami of Butthurt
>>4072662same. i have a problem.
>>4072570have a normal job but making money from pone full time
>>4072557Trixie is a misunderstood pony that is actually good and had a rough life or some shit.I hope I really really hope.
Would you safely remove hardware from laptop pone?
>>4072696I've been here since 2010
>>4072685>>4072700>canon shipping
What kind of wing power figures can alicorns get?
>>4072709I've been here since 2012
>>4072709You bastard...
>>4072700Pretty sure Yamino would make it her life's mission to take down Hasbro for their "war on homosexuals" or something.
>>4072716There's nothing that can impress you huh, Sweetie?
>>40727210.1 They use magic to fly or get flown around on carriages.Alicorns can fly even less than Scootaloo.
>>4072685It was kind of already implied at the end of the wedding episode. Still people say she's bisexual or some ether bullshit. Fuck all fanon.
>>4072734Even better
>>4072716Canon shipping thread?
>>4072673Just curious, how many of you have been in or are planning to join the military?
>>4072607Hey, remember when plan ponies was a thing?Good times.
>>4072721Around 4, with their big meaty wings
>>4072738She's just jealous that she doesn't have a ship yet.
>>4072709same. November for me.
>>4072734There's so many legitimate and actual wars on homosexuals that I can't believe she's wasting her time with this false one she's constructed.
>>4072756Seriously hope you people don't actually believe that standing next to each other = in relationship
>>4072756
>>4072756god damn, she's so cute in that flower-girl outfit
>>4072756Only for you anon.
>>4072775my nigger
>>4072766>Plan ponies>A group of ponies whos sole purpose is to plan out the events that unfold in equestria
>>4072756Canon shipping thread.
>>4072775October.Magichorn is best pony.
>>4072772>rumblscootYou are disgusting.
>>4072776Because it's much easier to do so, and will get more attention than the real problems.
>>4072596Is that a new character Tex? Like, is it your avatar? Do you have big eyebrows?
>>4072778of course not
>>4072778>what is foreshadowing?Nah, I'm just tuggin yer chain, I don't think it meant anything either.
>>4072792You're reaching, anon.
>>4072798>no fun allowedWell bah-humbug to you too, Scrooge.
>>4072772Ohohoh buurn
>>4072794LOOK AT THEM INTERACTING AND LOOKING AT EACH OTHERCANON OTP
>>4072794>Crooked Trees tier ship.
LK belly button pic where
Sweetie Belle sleeps with all the mares.
>>4072812Yeah.The Plan Ponies ARE the plan.
>>4072756Canon shipping it is
>>4072778ofcourse it does, its why mane6x themselves is my otp
>>4072818
Would you?
>>4072746>bisexual>implying the finale didn't confirm her as lesbian
>>4072841no
>>4072776I can see her logic already."THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY HAS EMBRACED RANBOW DASH AS AN ICON OF HOMOSEXUALITY IN POPULAR CULTURE. HASBRO KNOWS THAT EVERYONE ACCEPTS THE CHARACTER AS GAY AND THEIR DECISION TO FORCE HETEROSEXUALITY ON THIS CHARACTER CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THEY HATE ALL GAYS AND DISREGARD THE WISHES OF THE COMMUNITY THAT REALLY DECIDES WHO THIS CHARACTER IS."
>>4072688>Castlevania Ponies...more?
>>4072841God no.
>>4072835>FilenameYOU BASTARD!Continuing with canon ships.
>>4072832>a constant orgy between the 6
>>4072691>Implying Moot is even aware of MLPG and just doesn't think it's some brony thread.
>>4071926I have no idea what I'm doing anon but that was fun.
>>4072671>Castlevania Playground mixGood fucking times
>>4072824I wonder if Cheerilee can resist the sweet temptation of Sweetie Belle's marshmallow butthole. Ah, she's a strong and willful pony, I'm sure she won't just give in to her desires like that.
>>4072828She just gets home and kicks the fucker every day. I don't even know why he stays with her.Bet that was his real reason behind moving off to appleloosa.
>>4072849It's only so funny because some people ACTUALLY would react like that.
>>4072841Yes.
>>4072841>that one rarity with huge titsBitch please.
>>4072868>Just one lick
>>4072843I wonder if anyone got in trouble for that. You know it was some sound engineer who notices that it almost looks like they kiss at that point,so he put in that sound as a joke. If the right wing media had picked up on it, there would have been hell to pay.
>>4072841She draws /ss/So yes.
>>4072849This was the argument for the Adventure Time thing that went down not that long ago.
>>4072861He is, he knows about us as the /co/ folk. That's where his knowledge ends though.
>>4072861He knows. That's why the board rules say ponies and bronies should get on together. That's us and them.
>>4072772>someone posted something I drew>what the hell
>>4072776It's easy to waltz around in parades and whine about some sort of elusive system holding you down. While conveniently ignoring real problems of the world.
>>4072794>>4072821Oh, Pinkie Pie isn't picky.
>>4072862Bwoah, nice! Could use more prettier line art though like you did with this.
>>4072861He knows about MLPG and the /b/read because mods.
>>4072920>mod>not admin
>>4072925>It's shit.Better not be proud of yourself.
>>4072933Who's holding the rope?
>>4072933>That pegasus on the leftShe's adorable.
>>4072841Even after seeing those tits spilling out at my table, I have to go with this Rarity >>4072887
>>4072868>>4072894No, Cheerilee! Once you take that first lick, you ca-...nevermind...
>>4072835WELL I STOLE YOUR EYES
>>4072953UnicornsOr maybe the power of smiles
Is there any fapfiction of these three together yet?
>>4072953Pinkie's tulpas.
>>4072862I love your colors, really, good job.>>4072948Moot posts more as a mod than Admin.
>>4072949I know, that's kinda the point.Why did you save that, seriously.
>>4072925I have put the artist of that drawing as "Arms Anon". Is that correct?
Guys. ...What if someone linked that daily dot writer to MLP General? Would she have enough outrage to write more articles?
>>4072948Moot can post as a mod. He's not oblivious as you think. Of course he's been here, it's the start of the mlp fandom and it's on his site which he visits everyday.
>>4072958LK Renne Quest when?
>>4072946It's just a sketch with some flat colors. I don't think about finishing it but it'll land that where every sketch. it's the sketch folder. I sometimes bring something out of there and finish with inkI think I screwed it up a little bit with slapping lazy colors though.
>>4072983BACK OFF RETARD
>Go on /q/>First threadHaha, /co/ found something new to get mad at with us gone.
I'm taking a short break so thought I'd post here how this is coming along.>mfw it's somehow been five hours since I started doing this and I am the slowest faggot ever
>>4073003>that There*
THIS KILLS THE PONY.
>>4072980Because I like Rumblescoot and I want more. pls
>>4072971pls someone
>>4072986>which he visits everyday>implying he doesn't just come here when peoples' bitching becomes unignorablejust kidding, I've actually been impressed with how involved he's been on /q/, and how relatively familiar he is with the dynamics of the whole brony thing
>>4072971I'm considering writing one where he semi-mind-controls them into fucking him, first one at a time, then as a threeway.And then at the end, Celestia.
>>4073003Nice design, I like it.
>>4072967That's not a very nice thing to do anon
>>4073010Well, he's accurate in that the two fanbases largely overlap. God, ponyfags are the worst.
>>4073010>Why do people keep posting popular things??!?! It's an outrage!This happens on every board.
>>4073010>wanting to ban cartoons from /co/ againDamn, /co/ really IS the new /v/
>>4073010Ahahahahahaha, I really hope the guy is being ironic
>>4072982Nope.My obscurity is my strength,
>>4073010Someone HAS been spamming Mabel in the DOTA 2 threads on /vg/ for some reason
Delivering (couldn't put the whole 20 seconds in it and had to play a little with the quality, but I guess this one is ok).Hope you're still here anon will repost tomorrow in case you're not
>>4073021He doesn't go to every board. He mostly goes to /fit/, and /g/ I hear. /q/ is where he goes to answer questions.
>>4073023Oh god do it
>>4072996In an hour or so.
>>4073011I believe in you
http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/08/22/13417610-i-can-paint-that-wait-no-i-cant-amateur-artist-messes-up-century-old-artwork?liteFucking Ross.
>>4073037
>>4073010You mean we weren't actually insufferable, they just needed something to direct their anger towards?I'm shocked.
>>4073042is there a gif of the elevator scene?
>>4073021he does visit everyday, just not post. and when he does it's mainly as anonymous. you could be talking to him right now and be none the wiser.
>>4073055>The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."...It does sound like Ross.
>>4073042Thank you very much.
>>4073035Come on man, he's in the minority
>>4073067thisthisthis
>>4073003>I think I screwed it up a little bit with slapping lazy colors though.Yeah, I think that's it. You should definitely try crosshatching so that you can plan out where the shadings go before you attempt to color it. Kinda like Japanon! He's my eternal drawfag rival.>>4073016Stop being a cat right meow.
>>4073067I want a better one
Zulu/Mwandishi are you here?I am going to be running a game on the submarine soon and want to know if you want in.
>>4073011I've high hopes for you, anon.
>>4073108
>>4073108can somebody post that one gif of the guy throwing his hands up in frustration and standing up?
>>4073055
>>4073051>>4073105This is like the sixth fucking picture I've ever drawn why did I said I would do this oh my god i feel so fluttershy right nowi need a goddamn sandwich
>>4073055Woman truly is the nigger of the world
>>4073120This?
MLPG, what is it like to kiss someone?
>>4073108Another one.
>>4073120seinfeld.gifur welcome.
>>4073148No pressure
>>4073108>Fluffy pony is horribly disfigured, missing eyes and limbs>Only seems mildly annoyed
>>4073155Everyday I see the same guy posting the same image with the same question.
>>4073155Bags of sand.
>>4073155Like having sand shoved down your throat
>>4073155Bags of lips
>>4073155Bags of gummi worms
>>4073159Much better
>>4073174BIGGER
>>4073087Nah.I think I can imagine how would light and shadows land if main source would be that flame... but other thing is to get actual flame right. I'm not quite sure what colors could I use on reflections because flame gets range of colors from, let's say, dark-red through yellow to white WITH some wicked saturation going on there and around to get some depth.yup... I'll need to figure out this one day and thanks. anything planned to get done any soon?
>>4073190>>4073188>>4073187>>4073185>MLPG memetic mutationno guys, please stop it.
>>4073155I've never held hands with someone. I've never kissed someone. I've never cuddled. I give blowjobs to all my friends on a regular basis.I feel that's indicative of a developmental issue on some level.
>>4073204unfguy or gal?
>Princess Skyla>Skyla>Skyler>Skyler White
>>4073204Can I get one?
>>4073204>I feel that's indicative of a developmental issue on some level.Ya think?>>4073211You already know the answer.
>>4073155Like a rubbery rope pushing through your digestive tract, coming out the other side, and looping back around
>>4073204I'm your friend, anonymous~
>>4073204aromantic blowjob giver reporting in
>>4073211guy>>4073215Sure thing.
>>4073214No stop it I already hate them both enough
>>4073019I was shit then. I'm shit now.
>>4073219>assuming guyPls tell me they don't reciprocate
Suddenly a distraction.Which of these four ponies looks the best with feathery fetlocks?
>>4073204I'd hold your hand, anon
>>4073229That shit does nothing to me anymore, I've grown immune, baby.
>>4073204Same except I don't even have friends to give blowjobs to.
>>4073240RARITYoh man i wish i could draw that wellthey're so pretty
>>4073229Is there anything worse than what fluffy ponies have become?
>>4073094>>4073086>>4073067Let me see what I can do
>>4073240Twi
>>4073179It's the highlight of my day.
>>4073230aromatic candle reporting in
>>4073237>implying I give a shitplsthe practice could do you good
>>4073246BLURRIER
>>4073200Welp, sorry I can't help you there, I'm pretty horrible with color theory.Hopefully you'll be able to figure it out soon.>anything planned to get done any soon?Whatever do you mean?
>>4073255Yes.
>>4073240Twilight
>>4073238Look at how he wrote that. Of course there is no reciprocation. He is the sort of thing that Lyra thinks about when writing Slutty Human greentexts on horsechan.
>>4073255Yes.What they have yet to become.
>>4073270Evidentially it couldn't.
>>4073255In reality? Yes.In the MLP fandom? No.
>>4073258aw yis
>>4073240I like Fluttershy's, although on her they're more like FRETlocks
>>4073255No. I don't think anyone could predict that they'd be taken over by sickos. I mean look at them. They're kind of cute or kind of ugly. Why would you want to hurt them?
Dooks here ya go. Some fresh applepie if you are here.
>>4073238They don't reciprocate. They've offered, but I turn them down.
>>4073255Getting popcorn kernels stuck in all of your teethe
>>4073272I have mistaken you with someone I guess.
>>4073258BASED SMILE
>>4073255Child molestation
>>4073298
>>4073298I love ponies in hammocks!
>>4073293
>>4073293Get off the fucking stage.
>>4073255Y-yeah, actually.Plenty of things.Geez.They're just drawings, dawg.
>>4073306good god
>>4073308Getting a kernel shell caught in the back of your throat is worse.It hurts to swallow.
MLPG, how do I into making friends?Like actual friends. I've got plenty of acquaintances, but no real friends.
>>4073240None of them, who the fuck draws horses with cloven hooves?
What's your rating?
>>4073338Take an acquaintance, and start sucking his dick on a regular basis. BAM, friend.
>>4073338I wish I knew.
>>4073338Blowjobs.Lots of them.
>>4073229>>4073108So really, since these are all fanfictions about bad hasbro merchandise of MLP...HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT SHOW RELATED? Makes it more related than all the bullshit chinese knock off toy threads really.Or are you autists just worried at how similar the stories are to how people treat the MLP merch they've bought?
>>4073229>>4073108I wish the janitor would stop deleting Fluffy General threads. All that does is leak it into other threads. We need a containment thread for this shit.
>>4073338buy all the toys and wear brony shirts. You'll meet lots of great people.
>you're
>>4073338stick his dick in your mouth
>>4073338Run up to a person and smash him with a sandbag
>>4073255I'm just glad Artanon didn't go along with it. I think that would have made it even worse.
>>4073345I can't remember how to check that
>>4073306remove that horrible face
>>4073373>bags of sand
>>4073359what
>>4073338See if acquaintances want to hang out, bond over a common interest, build trust, smoke weed, >>>/adv/, etc.
>>4073361>containment board needs a containment board
>>4073339You notice the cloven hooves but not the tails?
>>4073359There is no such product as a fluffy pony.They are not show or Hasbro related in form or nature.Get dunked.
>>4073382
>>4073359Since when have fluffy ponies been fanfiction of bad hasbro merch?
>>4073284plsi beg youpls do it
>>4073359Lay off the drugs
>>4073339>implying proper unicorns were not cloven-hooved
Tex, do you dress anything like anon?
>>4073359You realize that's just a flimsy excuse they tossed up in the last week or so, because people started calling them out on their shit, right?
>>4073240So beautiful... I feel imagination dead at the moments like that.
>>4073416no tex is dead
>>4073397The fetlocks were in question, so I didn't look at their butts.
>>4073240Twilight looks so pretty, fae almostI want more
>>4073435I can confirm that I am dead.
>>4073435wut;__;
>>4073040Someone's been spamming Dota 2 pictures in Gravity Falls threads as well. I bet it's the same person, just trying to stir shit up.
>>4073456Confirmed by the man himself.Tex is dea-- wait.
>>4073456Prove itPost pics of your skeleton
>>4073457proof right here>>4073456
>>4073456NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4073456Tex is dead! Long live Tex!
>>4073456rip
>>4073358>>4073368I'd give people blowjobs if it meant they'd hang out with me sometimes.I'm so lonely.
creepy tumblr peoples
>>40733457.4. 7.6 on everything but the processor.
>>4073460do they not even realise that these threads are already as shitty as they will ever get?
>>4073456rip in piece tex
>>4073481>give her the dick
>>4073480I'd hang out with you even without blowjobs.
>>4073480>I'd give people blowjobs if it meant they'd hang out with me sometimes.That's really not saying much, especially in the General
>>4073456recces pecies tex
So, the Cakes were both working on a big order, cranking out sweets all day. They got so caught up, Mrs. Cake accidental got her tail stuck in the heavy mixer as it was running.She ok. Just a little behind in her work!
>>4073456RIP Tex 19??-2012"He never drew more DerpyMac"
>>4073361Fluffy Pony pls go.
Would you let a pony hug you over the shoulder while she stands in your lap?
>>4073481>i wash herWat
>>4073504
>>4073480You'd be okay with the constant thought that they really don't care about you or what you're saying or what you want to do - the only thing they care about is busting a nut in your pretty mouth?
>>4073510uh huh
>>4073510As long as she doesn't step on my junk.
Would you watch a 22 minute episode of your favorite pony doing her favorite things? Even if everyone else hated it?
>>4073519Yes because at least I could pretend they cared about me.
>>4073513
>>4073539Of course I would. What are you, retarded?
>>4073508Hi, I write Fluffy pony stories.We're mixed in because Fluffy is all pushed together into one thread. Edgy dark preteens write poorly-designed abuse, and people who don't feel the need to assert their masculinity over imaginary animals on the internet write "hugbox", cute, sweet stories that come off as a slice-of-life / pet ownership / child rearing tale.There's quite a few very good "hugbox" authors who have Pastebin accounts, Giant Neckbeard, Oracle, MarcusMaximus, all write interesting greentext that are worth keeping around.This isn't to say that there's no good abuse stories, Mayclore, Deathproofpony, and Nasir6 all write stires where fluffy ponies die by the wagonload, but since they are well-rounded, interesting characters written by literate authors, they are compelling enough to hold your interest.If you have a chance, look up "Educated Fluffies", "Deadmeat", and "Maroon". Those are probably the defining stories of Fluffy General.
>>4073496>hanging out with Deafdefilerew, no
>>4073539i think 22 minutes of dash doing stunt flying could actually be pretty entertaining
>>4073539But Suited For Success already exists anon
>>4073427>>4073413>>4073411>>4073401>>4073392To be honest, most stories involving the origin of fluffy ponies usually state they're a Hasbio (Hasbro) product. It's more show-related than the /b/reads. Also, the Dark Equestria threads have more gore/porn in them than fluffy pony threads usually do. Since the janitor started deleting them more, it's been more hugbox than abuse over there.Read through something before you post inane comments about it.Pic related. Just to piss you off.
>>4073553Stale
>>4073548I would care about you, anon
>>4073539uh huh
>>4073524No, on top of your legs, she might be a bit wobbley.
>go to class>suddenly guy enters with one of those BRONY shirtI thought I was safe...
>>4073539>would you watchyes.
>>4073539>22 minutes of Rarity farting montage
>>4073560the hell is Dark Equestria, anyways?just assorted grimderp bullshit?
>>4073553Frankly I hated fluffy ponies before they grimderp got them, and I was really relieved when they fell off the boat.So, no thanks.
>>4073574>not sweaty facesitting
>>4073539>what celestia does during her dayyes please. i mean comeon, she doesnt just sit on the throne not doing anything all day... or does she?
>>4073560>saying it's show related makes it show related7/10 had me going until now
>>4073539>a day in the life of DerpyFUCK YES I WOULD
>>4073553Why bother posting something everybody's already seen a dozen times?>>4073556;_;
>>4073560What the fuck am I reading
>>4073560Why are you whining to us about your shitty grimderp goreporn anyway? It's not our decision who deletes what
>>4073570[YOU'RE NEVER SAFE]
>>4073570>Working retail>Customer walks in with "Derpy is best pony"I mean seriously guys, at least pick some good entry level shit like pinkie pie.
>>4073580what he saidFluffy ponies always seemed stupid to me. I'm glad they're gone
>>40735602/10Little angry that you bothered to make that post.Someone a little more angry can tell you why that's bullshit.
>>4073584>not sweaty facesitting and farts
>>4073570Was he fat?Neckbeard?
>>4073504>"Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into his meat-grinder and got a little BEHIND in his work?">"No. What happened to 'im?">"He backed into his fucking meat grind-- oh, FUCK it! Never mind...!"
>>4073597
>>4073589>your favorite pony is a background characterbrony pls go
>>4073578You're in for a good time. Go read through one. It's every underage-pony-rapefic rolled into one thread.
>>4073598>Pinkie>entry level
>>4073560>they're a Hasbio (Hasbro) productEverything about that is retarded.>goreIrrelevant. Not show-related.Only reason to allow them is because they will go elsewhere if deleted.
>>4073570Ignore him. Or study his spazziness.
>>4073570Oh man>Was on the bus today>Guy got off at a stop>Look out the window absentmidedly>See Rainbow Dash toy chained to his backpack>Tried very hard not to screamWas my first encounter with brony in close proximity
why do bronies have to act like a gay pride parade?they're not the same thing dammit.
>>4073560>most stories involving the origin of fluffy ponies usually state they're a Hasbio (Hasbro) productBullshit. Fluffy (an artist in the old MLPG) drew a pony with static problems. We demanded he make it fluffier, until eventually it was nothing but fluff with a face and legs. Then 'fluffy pony drowns' became a running joke, then some idiot started forcing 'oh hey we should just cut their legs off so they can't hurt themselves', then /mlp/ happened and he and his ilk started writing grimderp torture fantasy bullshit.
>>4073586hahahahaha
I went to class today with one of those shirts that says "BRONY" hoping someone would notice it and talk to me.No one paid me any attention except for this one guy who just kept muttering "i seriously hope..." under his breath and he smelled like warm pasta
>>4073563Really?
>>4073612huh no, actually now I think about it he looked pretty normal, hell I'm the most weird in that class specifically, that's why I thought I was safe of bronies
>>4073597I love it when this gets posted.
>>4073578I think that's where that "Rarity is a child molester" fic series comes from. I actually read them for some reason.
>>4073580thisthisthisthe fact they still exist and are even worse is even more horrifying
>>4073610I want to tongue Rarity's sweaty doughnut-shaped pucker while being assaulted by her butt perfume.
>>4073584
>>4073623>thinks entry level is inherently badheh
>>4073560Waiter - this pasta is stale.>To be honest, most stories involving the origin of fluffy ponies usually state they're a Hasbio (Hasbro) product.Wrong. We never gave it an origin story because that wasn't the point of the jokes.
I'm happy to report that I have had ZERO brony encounters. It must be horrifying to experience one.
>>4073640
>>4073630Thats rather innocuous anon, you need to take things a little less seriously
I'm really horny.What should I masturbate to?
>>4073620US HORSEFUCKERS AMIRITE8========()THAT'S A HORSE DONG, MAH NIGGA. BUMP THAT SHIT
>>4073659
>>4073658Same. I'll probably never see one.
>>4073648unfunfUNF
>>4073668twilight unwashed
>>40736341. They're socially inept. Some have outright Autism spectrum.2. They like being different and part of a group. These are the same people that are easy prey for cults.
>>4073670+1 le upboat xD
>>4073578As far as I can tell, its about half dark and edgy for the sake of edginess teenagers, and about half sadism/pedophilia rape fetishes and stuff.its where that one Rarity being an established child molester fic came from and that was pretty good, but its all I've read
>>4073670>8========()()===========8
>>4073635OH GOD! I HAVEN"T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG! I really have been gone for two months
>>4073678what does this even mean?
>>4073570>at work>see a customer with his wife and kid>the guy was wearing a Fluttershy shirt and his wife was wearing a Starwars shirt>i tell him i like his shirt>he then asks if i was a brony>mfwalso the guy looked to be somewhere in his 40's
>>4073624We can make them show related.>Twilight is studying>A wild Pinkie Pie appears>Twilight magic's the cotton-candy that Pinkie has>Bam.>Fluffy pony.>Twilight rapes it.Though I'd like to have more diversity than that. Pic related.Just think of us as a horribly fluffy-centric AiE. Though I guess you could call us FiE.
>>4073539ew no.Make it a 3-part story about Rarity, then we are talking.
dubs decides which pone i fap to
>>4073704Mrs cake
>>4073685>>4073670Where's the...uh, you know, that ring thing that ponies have in the middle of their penis
>>4073704flutterbutt
>>4073704twist
>>4073697It's dead, Jim
>>4073658Same here. I wonder if anyone I know is a brony.
>>4073623Pinkie is one of those ponies that are easy to get into, but impossible to masterCause she's a slut
>>4073696>tell him i like his shirtdon't engage them, anon
>>4073697How about you be quiet and go to Fluffybooru?Nobody wants you here.
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>4073704Shining Armor
>>4073704Caramel
>>4073691
>>4073691>he hasn't read it
>>4073704Fluffy Pony
>>4073704Braeburn
>>4073727>>4073729now i get to fap twice
>>4073727>>4073729god dammit, MLPG...
>>4073727>>4073729heh
>>4073723and i was having such a good day anon...
>>4073704Nothing
>>4073727>>4073729lel
>>4073704princess skyla
>calling other people autistic>getting all worked up because of what T-shirt they had on
>>4073704nathan pone
>>4073704Red Ribbon
>>4073727>>4073729
>>4073704Ross
>>4073704Rose
>>4073617>"Jack just set a new record for flying head!">"Previously held by trapeze-artists and blowjob-experts, The Flying Fucksuckers!"
>>4073745I would love to, but there's only that one pic.I should commission something.
>>4073747Brony detected.
>>4073704tank
>>4073704Mr. Cake
twist
>>4073704Ross's Pinkie
>>4073704nyx.
>>4073747I want ponychan to leave.jpg
>>4073704Spoiler pone
>>4073704Ross' Humanized Pinkie
>>4073704Random number generator
>>4073686...Okay.
>>4073704Sheriff Silverstar
>>4073766>That guy doesn't focus on what shirts people wear>Must be a broney lel xd
>>4073704ross pone
>>4073704scootafart
>>40737040r0
>>4073704futashy.
>>40737040 pone you dont get to fap faggot go to bed
>>4073766>>4073782He's right though.
>>4073704Your favorite pony
>>4073704
>>4073800Not a pone.
>>4073800ding ding ding!do it.
>>4073800Oh damn
>>4073704Gayburn.
>>4073800
>>4073813he has been ponified though hasn't he?
>>4073800noooooooo
>>4073813>>4073704Not pone, keep rolling.
>>4073822Best possible outcome
>>4073793>DON'T JUDGE MEBrony pls
>>4073811Welp.
>>4073811SHE'S TOO PURE
>>4073829Fucking Applebloom
shows like My Little Pony are just asking for equine x human rule 34
>>4073819>You will never make Pinkie laugh this hard
>>4073814>>4073813>>4073811>>4073810>>4073803>>4073800>>4073797>>4073795>>4073792>>4073790>>4073789>>4073786>>4073784>>4073780>>4073772>>4073771>>4073769>>4073768>>4073764>>4073760>>4073748>>4073756>>4073745>>4073758>>4073741>>4073725>>4073724>>4073714>>4073713>>4073709>>4073704
>>40738220r0 aint ponyMarker is too pureThis is your destiny
>>4073840Yes. That is why there is so much.
>>4073800>>4073811Compromise:fap to 0r0 fucking markerpone
Alrighty got a commission going from an artist last week. The problem is he's been non-responsive. Excused it due to trip over the weekend for him and everyone could use some rest before the Fall.The big problem is he made an anouncement yesterday that he's extremely depressed and broke his tablet. Once again, hasn't responded to direct contact.So I'm thinking of forcing a refund through paypal, which will work since i'm use to taking the precautions, but that's really bad for the artist on their end, especially if they spent the money already and he's kind of a favorite on MLPG.So there's 3 roads with this. 1. Force a refund if he doesn't respond or refuses work 2. Refund the money willingly (good for his account) 3. Do the work traditionally. The biggest problem and 2 and 3 is that he isn't responding of course, and once again, forcing a refund can really *** him over finacially, even if it was a small amount.Wat do MLPG?
One last call for Zulu/Mwandishi.Come to the submarine if you want a game of horse D&D.
That was a splendid display of /b/-level retardation! Lets roll some more, fellow /b/tards!
>>4073850>autism
>A BOOPER DESERVE RESPECT
>>4073853Disgusting inflation.
>>4073850
>>4073850>waah waah stop enjoying things/v/ pls go
>>4073811Is there even 34 of marker pone?
>>4073863First I've heard of this...
Is it chub pony time?
>>4073861>*** him over
>>4073861who was it?
>>4073861Force the refund. You've made multiple attempts to contact him and he refuses to answer.
>>4073901No it's not.
>>4073901>chubby>Not that she's inflated. Because she is.
>>4073863Know what police ponies like in their drinks? Just ice
>>4073861>*** him overWe're all adults here, Anon.
>>4073861Hire a hit squad
>>4073901There's a limit to how much chub is acceptable and Red Ribbon passes that limit.
>>4073915....Did you get that from that Mastermind flash?
>>4073861Fuck him, you held up your side of the bargain, he didn't. Force the refund.
>>4073911That's not inflation. If anything it's stuffing
>>4073901Why must you force your unhealthy lifestyle on to me
>>4073915Roofies.
>>4073762>"There can only be one number one in this fight to the death!">"Well, duh. It's a mathematical fact there can only be one number one.">"For the last fucking time, NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE MATH"
>>4073933It's not like she wanted you to like her.
well here's this thing. I'm gonna fiddle with it a bit more and see if there's a way to do it in better quality. Fighting to keep it under 3MB is hard though.
>>4073067Full scene...
>>4073947I fucking swear. You have the Midas touch of making everything fucking depressing and creepy.
>>4073907>>4073908Normally would force it at this point but I'm giving him one more chance in responding, hopefully someone who is closer in contact with him will tell him whats going on. Its e-mails and here that I've been trying to get in contact with him but hey may honestly not be seeing or checking. He has a tumblr but haven't tried contacting him there actually.He seems like a nice guy for all that he has done for MLPG so far so I really want to give him another chance.
>>4073942would you let RR burp in your face?
>>4073959>>4073962U GUISE
>>4073935Never saw Mastermind. Should probably get around to it one of these days
>>4073957Fine by me
>>4073893It's a Sword and Sorcery type role playing game that uses a d10. We built it and playtested it in dead generals but left for the sub when people started bitching at us.https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PPyX9Bie69_NtO4qrLd3Ak3K02wflxIe5Lc9sgJIA64
>>4073959>>4073962HOLYFUCKING SHITI'm legit scared
>>4073959>>4073962
>>4073959>>4073962Which do I choose?
>>4073975Oh, well they make that same joke in one of em. Might be the third, it's been a while.Carry on.
>>4073959>>4073962PANIC
Would you invite Derpy and Screwloose to a tard party in your basement?
>>4073959Oh, nice!>>4073962and...loopy
>>4074001Derpy is not a tard.
LK. Red Ribbon bellybutton fucking when?
>>4073924That's debatable.
>>4074003
>>4074001That does not sound like a fun event
>>4074009Stop asking every goddamn thread you retard cunt
>>4073968Yes. And I would gently knead her belly to work out anymore gas she has built up.
>>4074001>tard partyNo.But a nice evening over would be fine. Would you threesome Screwloose and Derpy? I know I would
>>4074005I wonder how they got 0r0 to do that scene anyway
Which pony would you wash in a sink?
>>4074001no but i would invite derpy and scootaloo into my basement for a butt competition
>>4074025b-bark
>>4073963It's hard to sleep sometimes, after the things they've seen. Candy theft... Nonconsensual cuddling... These poor bastards have even been exposed to video tapes of babies being given candy without their parents' consent.It's a tough world, as a police pone, and sometimes you need a little extra in your drink to get some good shuteye.
>>4074031Sweetie Belle
>>4074005That's some happy mexinese
>>4074031sweetie belle
>>4074007Do you even watch the original TLR
>>4074031Sweetie belle.
unf
Goodnight Americans.
>>4073617Oh my god, I finally understand that version of that joke from the number song after all these years. I am incredibly slow, thankyou Anon.
>>4074025yesSpeaking of tard-fucking, whatever happened to the guy writing the full-retard Derpy/Caramel fic?
>>4074031fluttershy
>tfw you look like a normalfag but you are actually a weeaboo vidya playing nerd that likes ponies
>>4074037Deaf plsno
>>4074031scootaloo
>>4074021MLPG requesters are quite persistent
>>4073981those body proportions are horrifying, just imagining that creature standing upright creeps me out.its like the artist just wanted to draw boobs and ass then threw the rest of the body in there without giving it much thought.
>>4073861you could have just said that it was Tess
>>4074042Yes and she's not a retard
>>4074036
>>4074031Appletini
>>4074045Eh...I'll save it anyway.
>>4073955http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZerbB5r8M
>>4074036what
>>4074058>every single anthro piece by Haikuoezu
>>4074039>>4074041>>4074043
Wait, is Tex's anon dead or is Tex somehow dead?I'm confused.
>>4074053caramelanon please stop being so sad
>>4074058>every haiku/atryl pic
>>4073964>>4073861Alrighty. Can someone get in contact with Tess before I force a refund from him tomorrow?
>>4074074You are the cutest pony Sweetie.
>>4074053>tfw you look like a weeaboo vidya playing nerd that likes ponies and you're just a normal fag... that kinda likes ponies
>>4074031the shiny ones
>>4074076tex is ded, he is posting from beyond the grave
>>4074077>Giving names to some random anon/avatarfag.You're everything what's wrong with the General.Everything.
>>4074076tex is dedhe ghost now
>>4074091autistic anon pls
>>4074076Yes, a fictional character AND the person who is actively posting in this thread are both dead.Nice!
Pfffffff
>>4074085It may help if you describe your particular commission picture
>>4074031>>4074074>itty bitty tiny Sweetie
>>4074091angry about whats wrong with the general anon plzplz
>>4074095He's right though, he's only encouraging people to avatarfag.
>>4074098>>4074076so he doesn't want to draw the character anymore?
>>4074102I'd imagine it's something like "that one I paid you for that you didn't draw"
I want to masturbate but I'm hanging out with my friend soon. oh god the decisions
>>4074079>>4074072>haikuwho the fuck is this, i thought i knew all pony porn artists
>>4074119masturbate with your friend
>>4073955>"You know what's more dangerous than Jack on a motorcycle?">"Your ex-wife on her menstrual cycle?">"...How'd you guess that?">"Dude, I've been sitting here with you all night..."
>>4074121lyra pls
>>4074100Looks like that red horse guy from Gumby
>>4074107>Tattoos all the way down the armeugh
Guys._____pls_______
>>4074118There could be more than one case like that
>>4074102He already know what he's suppose to do, he just needs to look at his e-mails and respond now.
Screw augmenting... have a whole robot.
>>4074126But I'm horny right NOWhence the decisions part
>>4074142Color it.
>>4074120http://haikuoezu.tumblr.com/
Do we do Epic Mafia any more?
>tfw no gf
>>4074146Don't masturbate
Ha-ha! Time to open SAI.
>>4074119offer to suck your friend's dick
You know that feeling where you just can't be bothered to finish something?
>>4074144>tfw you're upside down
>>4074132>focusing on the tattoos and not that cute little bastard he's rocking back and forth
>>4074132Faggot.
>>4074088>>4074053>tfw you look like a pony but you are actually a vidya nerd playing weeabo that likes normalfags
>>4074142>Pinkie died>Twilight says reanimation is either not possible, or something you wouldn't want>The greatest minds in Equestria band together to recreate pinkie >Pinkiebot is born
>>4074142robopinkie will increase party efficiency
So who wants to see Part 2
>>4072410Well, at least it's off to a pony start.Not a tulpa thing in sight.
>>4074149I'll ink it and color tomorrow. I promise.
>>4074174And you're increasing your autisim
>>4074165artfag of the year
>>4074142>she can remember when she had a fleshy body>it breaks her nonexistant heart that she can no longer gorge on the sweets she once enjoyed
>>4074178> RossNope.Fleet of badgers, man. FLEET OF BADGERS. IN YOUR ANUS. PAWING ANGRILY.
>>4074164I-I already plan on it.what are you not getting about this
>>4074178sure why not
>>4074178Just post it, you're gonna force it on us anyways. 10 bucks says she smothers him in fat.
>>4074142I love robo ponies.
>>4074178if it was posted, i'd read it.so yeah, i guess.
>>4074142PARTY ROBOT
>>4074178Ok I'm genuinely interested, not gonna lie.Also, your Diamond Dogs are pretty cool
>>4074165That twilight looks really bad.Like, really bad.
>>4074165Take a break then
>>4074152I haven't seen a game in quite a while.
>not having sex with your friendseven pinkie can tell you, that is whack
>>4074127>"Jack just ate a Happy Ending!">"Don't you mean Happy *Onion*?">"Clearly you've never had sex with an onion"I need to replay that game again.
>>4074170>going past the elbow
>>4074197masturbate now to the thought of sucking him offI'm sure he won't mind
>>4074142The three laws of Pinkie Robotics:1) Pinkiebot will never all anyone to frown under any circumstances 2)Pinkie must invite all acquaintances to parties and befriend them3)Some thing very exploitable that will eventually lead to screwing up the first two laws later down the line
>>4074152there was a game the other dayI'd play
>>4074074>>4074074>>4074107>giving Sweetie Belle a bath in the sink>she keeps sculpting her mane into little horns with the shampoo
>>4074206She'll be around a million years, let the party begin.
>>4074178Eh, maybe...
>>4074178>feet>hands>noodle limbs>stances need work>faces and everything else need more detail>Ugly faces >terrible nose>Rover is Rape-tastic (not sure if that's your intention)>tracing from the show in "what did you do exactly" panel>Twilight's Super Saiyan mode is likely going to be fat mode.
>>4074212That's because I just kind of drew it without guides or anything reallyIt's more of a placeholder doodlethere are too many fucking people in it
>>4074224
>>4074224then why get them at all if you're going to restrict them?
>>4074142Is she a cyborg or a mobile suit? This is important.
>>4074218Not friends then. All my close friends who did it now hate each other. Fucking idiots.
>>4074214There were some last night, but there wasn't too much interest. Enough to get some six and seven player games, but that was it.
>>4074045That uncanny resemblance to Euphemia
>>4074240WEEEEEELLLLLL
>>4074240Hey Tex are you going to draw pony wash in the sink?
>>4074261HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
>>4074142Did someone say robot
>>4074247Cyborg. I like my mobile suits exoskeleton-like.
ITTY BITTY BABY
mlpg pls be my friendpls
>>4074246so that if you are in a more formal environment you can hide them more easily
>>4074261kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
>>4074178>So who wants to see Part 2>"Let it all out."You could have just posted fat Twilight and be done with it instead of this build up and pussyfooting around your intentions.
>>4074282>wanting friends
Are there any TWEWY Ponies? Specifically a Sho Pony?
>>4074246Practicality.Past the elbow is harder to cover up.
>>4074271GAVE AWAY ALL MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
>>4074271GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
>>4074282i will be your friend, what kind of drugs do you have.
>>4074263Yes, I wanted to know which pony to start drawing.
>>4074278Neat. Though, at some point she might invest in synthetic skin/hair, to remind her of how she used to look. She'd be terrible at maintaining it, though.
>>4074294Never, ever want friends.Nope, never, nope nope nope nope.Nope, friends are for non-edgy furfaggoty normal people.
>>4074282only if you offer up some of that sweet, sweet friendsex
>>4074312Sweetie belle?
>>4074301>getting tattoos and worrying about practicalitylike I said, why get them then?
>>4074312More DerpyMac goddamnit
>click on image thumbnail>get this shitwat.
>>4074312make it cutest pony
>>4074325Because you can want a tattoo but not want to be a biker?
>>4074312What program do you use? SAI like everyone else?
>>4074308i have a shitton of molly and acid laying around actually
>>4074302>>4074305>>4074314oh you guys
>>4074323That was the popular answer, so I figure I might.
>>4074314>>4074305>>4074302VAN - YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLANMOVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
>>4074332>Not having 4chanX expand your images
>>4074312>I don't feel
Be comfortableEat healthilyExercise regularlySpeak face to face with a friends or relativesSleep earlierKeep level headedAlways be logicalBe productiveManage your time and yourself
>>4074302>ALLSHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>4074253no, no, trust me, casual sex between friends is entirely possiblei'm not bitter at all about the fact that he doesn't cuddle afterwards and that he has a girlfriendshe doesn't even swallow~
>>4074339yesi would kill to would that
>>4074344Excellent.
>>4074333
>>4074340MLPG definitely wants to be your friendWe should all have a slumber party at your place and start rolling and sucking each others' dicks
>hey anon, me and the guys were gonna go catch a movie tomorrow night.>Jenny said she'll tag along if you're coming.>You aren't still into that, uh, little pony crap are you?
>>4074347im getting this gophoto shit on everything outside 4chan too.
>tfw married>tfw regular sex>tfw companionship>tfw dual income
>>4074351literally none of those things are possible for me
>>4074369>tfw waking up
>>4074312Sometimes anon has a pointy chin. Other times he doesn't.
>>4074139>>4074085>>4073861Is anyone gonna tell Tess to look at his e-mail before I force a refund from him?
>>4074333Yeah and include Sweetie Belle in there somewhere too
>>4074369But I already knew you were married because you are married with my Pinkie~
>>4074344oh gosh
>>4074351itter, happier, more productiveComfortableNot drinking too muchRegular exercise at the gym(3 days a week)Getting on better with your associate employee contemporariesAt easeEating well(No more microwave dinners and saturated fats)A patient better driverA safer car(Baby smiling in back seat)Sleeping well(No bad dreams)No paranoiaCareful to all animals(Never washing spiders down the plughole)Keep in contact with old friends(Enjoy a drink now and then)Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)Favours for favoursFond but not in loveCharity standing ordersOn Sundays ring road supermarket(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)Car wash(Also on Sundays)No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadowsNothing so ridiculously teenage and desperateNothing so childish - at a better paceSlower and more calculatedNo chance of escapeNow self-employedConcerned (but powerless)An empowered and informed member of society(Pragmatism not idealism)Will not cry in publicLess chance of illnessTires that grip in the wet(Shot of baby strapped in back seat)A good memoryStill cries at a good filmStill kisses with salivaNo longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stickThat's driven into frozen winter shit(The ability to laugh at weakness)CalmFitterHealthier and more productiveA pig in a cage on antibiotics
>>4074367> wanting cunt on a Tuesday night instead of staying on MLPGIt's almost like you're a casual.
>>4074367scream_internally.jpg
>>4074351>>4074351oh boy another opportunity to share my 2deep4u musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLxqkX0Gd7s
>>4074367>revealing powerlevels
>>4074351I only do about 2-3 of those things
>>4074351You forgot the most important commandment: eat ponefarts erryday
>>4074367>H-how did you know?
>>4074369>married>regular sexLies, obviously. Why do you lie, Anon?
>>4074367Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck is Jenny?
>>4074385I love skipping that song.
>>4074367>implying my friends know im into that little pony crap
>>4074367Yes as a matter of fact I am. Now get away from me you filthy casual. Also, >implying I'd date a 3DPD whore.
>>4074385> A pig in a cage on antibioticsOf all the things on this listThis is what confuses me most
>>4074367What movie ? I'll go if it's interesting.
>>4074386>TuesdayOh anon. Nobody's asked you to hang out in a long time, have they.
>>4074378I'm still learning how to draw people.
>>4074316That may look good.
>>4074359
>>4074369Adopt a loli from a poor family who's been abused or had a rough life.
>>4074404He's probably the anon that's married to the RL Fluttershy
>>4074346>you will never go guruWhy is life so painful?
>>4074416No, I was at an open bar last night. Grad school is great.I'm just saying Tuesday or Wednesday strange isn't worth it. It just isn't.
>>4074369But it isn't with a pony is it? No it's with a 3DPD human. And then...what's the point? you win nothing...
>>4074359Sweaty shoe
>>4074431>FS>income
>>4074404not everything you hear on tv is true, junior.
>>4074367A year and a half ago all my friends made fun of me for my little pony.Now, they all wear brony shirts and quote FiW at each other. They haven't seen any of season 2.I fucking hate my friends.I should stop sucking them off until they watch season 2 or burn those shirts.
>>4074380i will end you
>>4074419You should do more humanized ponies.
>>4074437That's right, anon. Just keep telling that yourself, and you can live in your fantasy a bit more.
Who's your second favorite pony?
>>4074379Would if I could, but I don't think I have his skype contact.Don't think he's online, either.
>>4074351>Be comfortableOkay.>Eat healthilyBeen trying to do that but been failing pretty damn hard at it.>Exercise regularly>tfw only gym near closed 4 months ago and really dangerous neighborhood so I can't go jogging safely>Speak face to face...I do that all the time>Sleep earlier>tfw wakes up at 4:50am and goes to bed at midnight>keep level headedHa.>Always be logicalNo shit.>Be productiveUm...>Manage your time and yourselfToughest challenge
>>4074431IRL FS wife guy here.I know I'm not the only married guy on MLPG.
>>4074460Rurity
>>4074460fluttershy
>>4074460the purple one
>>4074419I like pointy chin anon. Makes him look like Kenshiro.
>>4074460purple pone
>>4074460squiggleautism
>>4074351Wait, none of that sounds difficult> be productiveUhOkay
>>4074132>>4074224>>4074246>>4074284>>4074301>>4074325>>4074336Pussy.
>>4074460Autistic Horn
>>4074452>that feel when all my friends are either indifferent to MLP or extremely subtle and casual fans of itFeels good having patrician friends
>>4074458You know it.>>4074460Song Smiles
>>4074460
>>4074485> SANICNot sure if ANGRY
>>4074460PONKAI PIJ
>>4074478But Gilda you don't even have any tats.
>>4074452I have a friend like that.He skips all the songs, and even some episodes that were "too girly"yet he wears welovefine.he knows well enough to not call himself a brony, or act like one, but he still calls himself a huge fan.
>>4074367>tfw friend snooped through my ipod files and found all the episodes I had in there and now all of my friends knowOh well.
>tfw haven't had an erection in a month
>>4074467There's also Shout.
>>4074460Ponka, sometimes ties with 2.3
>>4074300Had a quick look around, only Sho ponies I could see looked like typical OC stuff.http://twilitmoon.deviantart.com/art/Sho-Minamimoto-quot-Ponyfied-quot-207722379?offset=103 DAYS
>>4074477>Waiting for that Dash fic
>>4074460Rarity. By a very narrow margin.
>>4074506You're not a woman, right?I mean if you're a woman then this isn't a problem.
>>4074507I don't know who that is.This is also the first time the subject has come up and people haven't slammed me with questions about my wife.
>>4074498ponka pig?
>>4074499Who says?
so, uh, who's gonna win in points and in longevity?
>>4074178Ross, we hate you largely because of your personality. Mostly. Other artists are learning as well, but your personality is insufferable. If you learned to be flexible, people would like you. Too late now. s
>>4074482>a few friends of mine know that I like ponies>they aren't the most subtle people>If we were together and saw a bronie they would say "Hey Anon look there, a playmate" loud enough for the brony to hearThey can be real dicks sometimes
I find it hard to blink sometimes.I just keep starring and starring.What did I do to deserve this.
>>4074527Stop attention whoring.
>>4074527This thread ain't about you, champ.
>this thread
>>4074525You do know this is MLPG, right?
>>4074530I plan to out live all of you.
>>4074522>implying I haven't been looping this all dayhttp://www.square-enix.co.jp/subaseka/images/NCQKL/sound_3days.mp3
>telling anyone>ever
>>4074465Anything would help him at this point.
>circle of friends in college are major nerds>always talking about anime, playing video games in dorm basement>Magic the Gathering every night, some tournaments>one literally went to Japan for a semester>not one of them ever showed signs of being a bronyI just realized how fucking odd that seems now
>>4074460the pink one with balloons in her flank
>>4074473>implying anon isn't just a mash up of Kenshiro, Cromartie High characters, and Guts
>>4074535>at girlfriends house>her mother comes home>her mother cracks a joke or something about me being too rough or something i dunno it was kinda creepy>girlfriend says "oh dont worry mom, anon likes ponies"why the fuck would you do that.seriously.cmon.
I'm considering making a suicide bag, this is fucking boring.
>>4074555I don't have anyone to tell. I'm secretive about normal things anyway. No one will ever know.
>>4074460Pinkie.
>>4074561 Anon is pretty much just Kenshiro
>>4074571what's a suicide bag
>>4074571What's in the bag?
>>4074570Because women love to minimize the potential danger presented by a man, and yet are drawn to the most dangerous.Nut up, champ, and start lifting with your fellow /f/riends who are into ponies.
>>4074571Life is boring. Deal with it.
>>4074555>not telling people who ask>not pretending you have no idea what a brony is and just saying its a cool showdo you even social?
>>4074582suicide
>>4074581I wanted to know too. Huh. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suicide+bag
>>4074554>>4074522Sure is nice that we can count on Square to port this over to the US.Unlike Capcom or any of those other shitty companies that decide my money is not good enough for them.
I'm really having a hard time liking something if there isn't a constant thread about it on 4chan.And I'm being serious, is the sad thing.
What are you listening to, MLPG?
>>4074513>I'm a paper bag wizard!
>>4074582Helium.
>>4074582
>>4074558They're good at hiding their power level.
>>4074585>/f/riendsIs this what people who post in /f/ call themselves?
>>4074600Tikal by ES Posthumous
>>4074555Yeah, doubt there's a point to telling. And all the explanation would be really tiresome, especially since bronies are not a known phenomenon over here.
>>4074600http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crFQpOCDfEc
>>4074598So start one.
>>4074600
>>4074611/f/aggots
>>4074600Kaskade ft. Skrillex - Lick It
>>4074600this>>4074554
>>407459210/10
>>4074611No, it's /fit/izens, but fuck them.
>>4074595>making suicide clean and less stressful for everyone involved>not eating a chainsaw in a packed playgroundIt's like they don't even know what they're doing.
>>4074600http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXAGONE GURU IN MY NEW NEH-RU!SO ROCK THE TAMBOURINES AND THE DIDGERI-DOO!I'LL DELIVER WHO-EVER PAYS WHAT'S DUETHAT'S NINE FOR MEAND ONE FOR YOU
>>4074598>not liking oxygen
>>4074600http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6dfuNNNhnw
>>4074630fuck off, Sprinkles
>>4074628are you confusing /f/ and /fit/?
>>4074579>Anon is pretty much just KenshiroHis clothing reminds me of Cromartie High school uniforms (but westernized) and his personality reminds me of early Guts.
>>4074600Bartók's Concerto for Orchestra
>>4074592Can I have some?
>>4074617Start a thread about retsupurae? What forum would that even go in?
>>4074581http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
>>4074555>watching tangled with a room-mate>randomly asks me if the horse is my favorite character>I ask why would it be>he says because I have a thing for horses>have never said anything to him before handhe knows too much
So apparently there was an interview with the comic book writer on Celestia Radio.Is there anyone here who's a huge faggot and actually use that thing and knows what she said?
>>4074637Well, no, I have no passion for oxygen. I recognize its necessity, but I have no strong feelings for it.
>>4074600This! I don't like a lot of filk, but Type 40 Tardis is a great single.
>>4074654I've seen threads for LPers on /v/, but I'm not sure that counts
>>4074662Did you leave futashy on your wallpaper again?
>>4074662You know what must be done.No witnesses can be allowed.
>>4074600http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEgswag
>>4074654/v/
>>4074662you must end him.
>>4074662Kill him before it's to late anon
>>4074662>posting here instead of killing your roommate
>>4074666You've never been to an oxygen bar?
>>4074662you know what you must do
>>4074654I dunno. Might get away with it on /vg/. A full time general just for Retsupurae might be kind of hard to pull off though. Maybe expand it to Lets Play General or something.
>>4074680>>4074674no pleaseanywhere but there
>>4074600I can't stop listening to it.Also, that's some nice folk you got there.
>>4074677>>4074682>>4074684>>4074690>>4074697This is why I love you guys.. Always making me laugh
Renne Quest soon?
Oh yes
>>4074654Go to plus4chan. They have a LP thread there.
>>4074718Huh? We're being dead serious, bro.
>>4074724
>>4074724> hate fat inflation> love impregnationWhyyyyy
>>4074724Oh no
>>4074724Is it that time of the day again?
Do Bugs migrate to the moon?
>>4074713>Centipede hzI wish I could say the same about you.
>>4074724And with that, I'm going to bed.
>>4074713>Listening to Animal Collective on a mac with ncmpcppHipster much?
>>4074724Those legs are too scrawny but I really like how the fat is distributed
>>4074722Should be. Don't know the exact time, though.LK posted last night/this morning though, so it should still be on.
Are we /mu/ now? Is Centipede Hz out yet? I haven't touched the board since the sticky and I'm pretty sure most of the links on /rs/ are jokes
>>4074741Because they are not linked.
>>4074751Did Bugsanon migrate to the moon?
>>4074751>FilenameI'll cut you bitch
>>4074724Oh NO
>>4074741totally different fetishes anonOne is natural and productivethe other is a disease
>>4074756Dream of buttershy anon
>>4074724Personally I blame all this inflation fetish stuff on the economy
Which princess could suck off the most humans in an hour and fourty-five minutes?
>>4074755You didn't like Centipede Hz?I thought it was AnCo's best work since Strawberry Jam.
>>4074751Does my dick migrate to your ass?just kidding MT. How are ya?
>>4074786Rarity
>>4074776> natural and productiveOh?
>>4074760Agreed
>>4074769I actually really really liked that games single playerat least the storywalking through the airport shooting up people as all the flights tick to "Delayed" beside me was cool and I liked itdeal w/ it
>>4074776This. Pregnancy is a blight
>>4074800she's not a princesscelestialunacadenceskyla
>>4074786CadancePrincess of Love
>>4074789Not really, no. To be honest the only AnCo album I've enjoyed is Feels. Everything else has been meh-tier for me.
>>4074751Suddenly I'm reminded of that giant moth from the Doctor Doolittle movie. Flies back and forth between the moon and the earth because it's attracted to the light they reflect.Bugs are retarded.
>>4074817I liked all of them to some extent.
>>4074824> pregnancy> blightYou've never had a hot twentysomething brimming with life, burning as you fill her, begging over and over to fill her again and again?
>you will never be pregnant
Did Jr say when the next sesh of Raisin was scheduled? It's not in Sentenal's archive
>>4074600Centipede Hz all todaylike I've been listening to it on repeat for about five hours nowbetter than MPP, still not as good as Strawberry Jam though
>>4074850Thank fucking God
>>4074850Good. Male pregnancy is an oddity best left in hat fortress comics.
>>4074847>begging over and over to fill her again and againUNF
>>4074843I did up until Modern Warfare 3, at this point I think there's no hope left.
>>4074762I don't think so, only a couple of us seem to come from /mu/, and yes it's out already.
>>4074830Rarity is a princess in G1and G2and G3and G3.5and one episode of G4Rarity is the most princess of all ponies.
>>4074857Friday or Saturday I think
>>4074850
>>4074832That thing was cool>Most basic animations were done before S1>this let the animators to improve and make new effects for S2>this also lets them to further improve the animation and make cool things for S3>they can use any thing they did with no effort so less time wastedWhy do most people hate Flash animation?
>>4074857I fell asleep after we got the wake me up dust, ironically. What happened for the rest of the session?
>>4074871>suddenly reminded of that Flutterdruid fertility ritual greentextUNF
>>4074850>Implying
>>4074876rarity is best princess
>>4074839Say that to my antennae fucker not online see what happens
>>4074885>tfw more human poses in S3
>>4074876She was Princess Platinum.Princess Platinum doesn't suck cocks though. Cocks are dirty and smelly, so she doesn't put them in her mouth, only her butt where such filthy things belong.
>>4074893waitwhatpost that shit
>>4074891Quite a lot. We went to Twilight's library and had a chat with Derpy which revealed a fair amountAlso some pony stole our Sapphire
>>4074913nobody ever capped it...
>>4074893post that shit.
>>4074911>Cocks are dirty and smelly, so she doesn't put them in her mouth, only her butt where such filthy things belong.oh my unf
>>4074871The idea of any of the ponies begging for it does something to meSomething I wish it wouldnt
>>4074909Lauren plsPls
>>4074847>>4074871>>4074893MAH NIGGAHS
>>4074876>>4074905Fuck off, I gave you your optionspick one
I wish quest fags would make a new thread for their stuff
>>4074925Someone did
>>4074932>Red eyes
>>4074941Pregnancy bros are the best fetish bros.
>>4074850As a kid I used to fantasize about being a pregnant girl
>>4074943Your options are flawed.
>>4074906Oh look! A bright, shiiiiny light!
>>4074913>>4074925http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3546691.html#p3548284It's here.
don't respond
>>4074885Flash is like CGIYou can do a lot of great stuff with it, but it can easily be a cope out and used lazily, making things look phoney and wooden
>>4074837>To be honest the only AnCo album I've enjoyed is FeelsI will never understand this. Feels is the only AnCo album I can't stand, honestly. I always just thought of it as the disappointing album that came after the brilliant Sung Tongs.
>>4074943Fine.Celestia.
>>4074943i choose rarity
>>4074944I've never seen a quest happen in a current horse so what's the issue
>>4074961Pregnancy only works for me if I'm the one who's pregnant63 is best fetish
>>4074968too fucking bad
>>4074964doesn't matterpick one
>>4074968I'm responding and you can't stop me
>>4074527Cup size?
>>4074965WHAT
>>4074989I PICK RARITY
>>4074961I'm just so glad there are any of usAnd, I gotta sayThat druidic impregnation greentext with FluttershyJesus H I was hard as diamonds.
>>4074968ok
>>4073872no taste
>>4074962>not still fantasizing about itcome on manstep up your game
>>4074529>>4074478>Gilda's proud of her ink>Her tats are a mishmash of images inspired by myriad sources - WWI and II pilotry, ancient mythology (especially Persian and Greek), punk-rock and heavy metal, among others.
>>4074891I cobbled together a 4chan page with all the quest sessions on one page, though I fucked up and left a few 4chanx link-expansion things active. None of the post backlinks'll work, but do you want me to throw it up somewhere so you're not stuck with Sentenal's plaintext things?
I haven't drawn a pony in the sink yet. I'd also rather draw one of the main six. Haven't decided just yet.
>>4075014
>>4075007We need more human impregnating ponies.
>>4074995>>4074984you guuuuuuyyysss
>>4074922Well, I can always just catch the recap when the quest come sup again
>>4075007SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE ITCALL SENTENAL AND HAVE HIM USE HIS AUTISM POWERS TO FIND IT
>>4075021Draw mini Rarity being washed in the sink by Anon
>>4075021>No SweetieRarity?
>>4075026yes, my godyes we do
>>4075033see>>4074967
>>4075026Oh jesus yes please.Whenever I bring this up some killjoy's always like "hurr but biology says you can't do that in a fictional world of magic and talking colored horses"
>>4075004
>>4075049>>4075026especially filly impregnationi want to knock up a little scoots
>>4075021Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
>>4075021>tfw no sweetie in the sinkmaybe her sister?
>>4075026That's not possible.and humanxpony stuff id fumb
>>4074944I do mine on the sub, freeing up the thread and keeping everything in one convenient place. Would be nice if JR did too, but hey it works, it works
>>4075055Well, the killjoy IS right
>>4075021Fluttershy.Fluttershy all day every day.
>>4075021It needs to be them in filly formThis is vital
>>4074722Yes, sorry. I got pulled away, I'm making the post now.
>>4074724Yup, that's fuckable. Seriously, look at her.
>>4075069>id fumbis dumb
this is the best fetish
>>4075069>implying
>>4075021Appletini laying on a bar of soap
>>4075095Just like you.
>>4075026I think I have finally fallen so far that I would any of the mane six
>You will never sniff the farts of your pregnant pony wife as you two cuddle after a big dinner
>>4075072It's a fictional worldof magicand talking colored horsesWhy would you restrict your fantasies by arbitrarily applying limits from the real world? That seems literally autistic to me
MrPoniator and Fluffy are no longer getting their work posted on Equestria Daily and both of them have been whining a lot about the fandomgeei wonder if there is a connection
>>4075103
>>4075103OH BUUURRRRNNo seriously, what was that?
>>4075104Yes. TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!
>>4075109unf
>>4075115Did Mic the Microphone blacklist them?
To all the people shooting down humanXpone breeding, you are forgetting one vital variable: magic.It is not beyond the realm of reason to expect they have some sort of accommodation spell on the books. It may have even been invented by a size-queen unicorn who wanted to take bigger and bigger insertions.and then she got knocked up by a dragon, because those fuckers can breed with anything, and it resulted in a half-pony, half-dragon offspring.
>tfw you have to pee really bad after fapping, but are still mostly erect
We need more futa ponies abducting anons from MLPG and impregnating them.
>>4075138And the princesses tooAnd most of the background maresShame is only a word to me now
>>4075150>spike
>>4075155Fucking faggot.
>>4075150magic does not work like that
>>4075153don't you hate it when you get that sensation of a little bit of pee stuck somewhere in your dick, and it burns and burns?
>>4075150I'd fap to itWould she even be able to walk with such large belly?
>>4075150>To all the people shooting down humanXpone breeding, you are forgetting one vital variable: magic.Also, centaurs.
>>4075155>anons>not name and tripfagsfucking faggot
>>4075155No, we really don't
>>4075150>tfw amniomorphic spell
>>4075150I wish there was a magic spell to make you people less sexually frustrated so I wouldn't have to deal with these dumb "fetishes" all the time
>>4075178Shut up Twilight
>>4075178It does in this:http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Book_of_Erotic_Fantasy
>>4075198good lord
>>4074650>and his personality reminds me of early Guts.But early Guts and Kenshiro had the same personality.
>>4075190>The Princesses force you to create an army of centaurs for Equestria.
>>4075180>it burns and burns?The ring of fire.The ring of fire.
>>4075198Clever, but doesn't look that appetizing
Are you guys telling me you don't want to take your favorite pony's dick and conceive a child with her seed?How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't carry her child?
>>4075180this.this so much.but it stopped once i turned 16 or something.
>>4075190>You will never lovingly impregnate Fluttertaur, feeling your child kick inside her warm extended tummy, feeling the warmth of her body and her love
>>4075226Why am I laughing so hard
new thread where
>>4075226'fbf'?
>>4075198That doesn't look appetizing at all.
>>4075202Haha...yeah
>>4075150> return> we're still talking impregnation> I'm the one who started this by likening it to fat inflationOh godThis is amazing
>>4075150>greed dragon Spike cum-inflates Rarity>gallons of dragon spunk make her swell up to the size of a house
>>4075220>after the first one goes rogue, they decide to scrap the project
>>4075226why do you have that version?>was going to post the full version but duplicate file
>>4075244refresh you dumb bitch
>>4075202Yeah, it's the magical enveloping spell of Masturbation.
>>4075197the fuck does that spell even do anyway?
whoops fucked up the gif. here it is again, FBF
>>4075271implying masturbation isn't addictive and makes you more sexually frustrated
Rememberrrhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?=1&v=KoLCOc3lo6E
>>4075202There's a magic spell that the ancients called "going outside". I believe it would do the trick. However, some have developed strong resistances to it.
>>4075276I'm guessing it either turns a pony into a human or human into a pony.
>>4075276Pottery.Starswirl was a hairy potter in his free time.
>>4075276>http://www.mondofacto.com/facts/dictionary?amnionIt fits perfectly, what else could "amniomorphic" be?
>>4075301That doesn't even make sense
>>4075300Tis but a myth
>>4075300It's devilish lies. The "Outside" is heretical nonsense.
>>4075245frame-by-frame
>>4075276amnio-, Pertaining to the membranous fetal sac (amnion)-morphic. having a specific shape or form.No fucking clue.
>>4075276Controls amniotic fluids?
>>4075289niiiiice
>>4075289>Cant see her face>Dont feel the connection
>>4075300>going outsideBut that's where the sun lives. Do you want me to burn to death, anon?Actually, no, don't answer that.
>>4075300Owtzyd is a forbidden planeNever speak of it again
>>4075315Oh, okay. You mean like that one blowjob animation?
Good night, fags
>>4075018>if she doesn't like one of her older ones, she gets it covered up with another one.
>>4075334This one?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1313341?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4075357Yes.
>>4075327>Shun the outdoors and sunlight>But love CelestiaWhy must fate tease me
does he even play the game
>>4075357Holy shit
>>4075388XDDDD VIDEOGAEMSWho gives a shit
>>4075388that tank sort of reminded me of Advanced Wars, and at first I thought about that game..
>>4075388Is it me or is JJ getting lazier or worse at drawing?
>>4075388no, of course not.
>>4075415Its very likely he stopped giving a shit about quality the moment he started drawing PM.
>>4075327>>4075383In death, you'll be whisked away to Celestia's sun-based paradise Hell
>>4075388i don't see anything wrong except that he sucks at drawing
>>4075327>>4075383>Vampire cleric of Pelor the Burning Hate
>>4075300No, please, no. Don't expose MLPG to the daywalkers, the neckbeards. They are the vilest of things.I seriously saw one with a black tee, green canvas shorts, a stetson, greasy beard, ponytail, and sunglasses.This shit writes itself. Don't expose them to it.
>>4075096It really sucks to have an extreme fetish because there's very little overlap between people who share that fetish and people who don't completely suck at art.
>>4075454JJ doesn't suck at drawing.He's just really mediocre and shows zero interest in improving.
>>4075460Where've you been you dyke witch
>image limitAh well. Renne Quest is up and running.>>4075352
>>4075461sooo why is this a thing
>>4075461Loveletters, no!
>>4075475Hawaiian vacation, then grad school orientation.11% ABV Begian ale is the best.
>>4075467Just like Tom Preston but without his attitude.
>>4075461Is she supposed to be a walking pony gloryhole?
>>4075497Because sex toilets are hot.
>>4075461> pregnant fuckslaveB-boner, NO! It's misogynistic! It promotes the colonization of female minds, female bodies, female spaces!
>>4075514Embrace your boner anon.
>>4075499Sounds like fun and then not fun.I'm sucking on Blue Paddle pilsner myself. It's alright.
>>4075461i LIKE this art style. Who drew this.
>>4075467I don't think he's that bad. But the pony fandom will end someday.Right?
IT IS NOT PROPER FOR PONY TO PONY PONY
>>4075528Depends. Has the Invader Zim fandom faded away?
>>4075510no that's fine. I meant why pick this character?
>>4075514Sexist != misogynistic, anon.
Honestly if I could draw as well as JJ I'd be pretty happy. He's not really a bad artist. He's just content with where he's at rather than working to get ahead. I think he expends more energy on maintaining popularity and making money than improving his art, which is the big sin of a lot of popular artists. See also Slugbox.
>>4075528And then he'll keep right on drawing for slipshine.
>>4075527You are everything wrong with this fandom.
New pone:>>4075526>>4075526>>4075526>>4075526
>>4075528He's just mediocre, but happened to stumble upon a goldmine discovered by someone else. Poor Klondike. He made both Molestia and Gamer Luna and gets non of the glory.
>>4075528He likes to be acceptable and doesn't aspire to go beyond it. What a shame. Dude has potential.
>>4075527MT pls draw something like that with Fluttershy.
>>4075540That fandom will never die because there is an endless supply of 14-year-olds who don't know edgy shit when they see it.On the other hand, there's only going to be a certain number of young men who aren't afraid to enjoy colorful equines without reprisal.
>>4075528Right. He's not bad. He's mediocre.
>>4075563But then that's repetative. We all already know Fluttershy is a walking cumdumpster in nature...why scribble it over her.
>>4075584What about Twily or Candyass?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1313381?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4075688We've moved threads son.>>4075555
>>4072910Wait wait wait, this chick>>4072841draws straight shota???Where's her art
