Horse flavored edition. Get yours today!
>>4058671Mine tastes like Lighting and Sherbert
pony farts
>>4058698>not marshmallow vodka Casual
>>4058718What about bubblegum and vanilla?
>>4058671Mine tastes like boxed wine...
>>4058712delivered
>>4058671>deleting the general because you left your name on
I wish griffons weren't so shameful
TWILY
>>4058753Did you get the 2nd round of pony or die going yet?
I love you guys. This is the only place I feel apart of. :D
>>4058718WHAT GIRL MAN CHILD DRINK 'FLAVORED' VODKA?
>>4058237Nah man, you know what's good? Buying ground cinnamon and adding that to powdered sugar donnettes.1. acquire your shit2. dump box of donuts into ziplock bag big enough3. add cinnamon4. shake that shitSuddenly, sweet cinnamony donuts.Of course, you could always just BUY the cinnamon donnettes, but in my experience they can be a little hard to find sometimes.
>>4054440>Deleted it because it said 'MLPG General'Pay attention.
>>4058754It may have been because he called it "MLPG General"But even I've done that before.
>>4058762
>>4058767No, probably tomorrow.
>>4058792I can't wait to see what the end result will be!
>>4058771why dont you clap about itamerican
>>4058795>avatar shit>>>/co/ is that way <---
>>4058785>372x372Step up bitch nigga
>>4058692>Someone from the general writes the absolute worst work of fanfiction ever conceived.>The genera, in on it, get behind it and promote it as one of the greatest masterpieces of modern written art.>Eventually it gets brought into the spotlight of the rest of the fandom, their horrified cries when they read it grace our ears.>Just in time for a new agency, deciding to get in on this brony craze decided to stick their nose in.>They think that this written abomination is what bronies flock all over.>It gets placed on national television, and goes viral thanks to youtube.>The fandom bursts into flames.>And the general watches, laughing as the fires overtake them.
>>4058800>It was all based on this picturewhat do you write?
>>4058814>only one honkjoke ruined
>>40588202big4me
cloudvisit to griffon kingdom some day
>>4058829>Nah, you see, Gilda would be the abusive spouse. Scoots is just Hispanic.My sides!
>>4058814>implying she didn't want it
>>4058828Well, uh, nothing.
>>4058835Technically pinkie only does one honkBut I would have liked for her to have been actually honking Dash's nose in the comic for a little less skeeter and a little more pinkie.
>>4058820>>4058785>>4058762>When his sister was born he called her Twily>before his parents even named her
what should i post about
>>4058814>pegasus pony swoops down to earth and grabs a female earth pony>she resists like mad but comes to a realization that her life is in the pegasus hands>the pegasus now has his way with her in the air while she shuts up and takes it>such is life in shit tier earth pony
>>4058854>>4058814>implying she wasn't asking for it
>>4058860I just noticed Pinkie's hoof looks really weird there
>>4058798>Scootaloo takes a look at his injury>it's just a bruise. nothing big>"You'll be fine, you big-">she bites her tongue, seeing Rumble's eyes wavering with moisture as he tries to fight back his tears>"I mean...">she lowers her head, keeping her eyes on the bruise he got because of her>"...sorry."
>>4058891If Dash was trying to force herself on me I wouldn't resist.Well, maybe I'd pretend to~
>>4058869favorite pony
>>4058896>image in head with pinkie ice skating and doing it like a human gif>go hit choose file>remember my pone folder is gonefuck its like i lost a limb and feel its phantom.
>>4058854>that stray Dash hoofThey must really be getting into it!
>>4058883>And that's where you come in, hotshot lawyer Ace Attorney.>As a unicorn, you have the distinct honor of helping to uphold the law of Equestria, and your client, the Earth pony female, was held against her will and without her consent.>Pegasus rape is one of the three leading causes of rape in Equestria, and though it shames you to admit it, racial profiling has helped lock away more actual rapists than you'd care to admit.
>>4058927I only caught a small bit of how you fried your mobo.Is your Hard drive ruined too?
>>4058908 she should kiss it to make it better
>>4058915i like fashion ponybut apple pony is a very good choice too
>>4058911taw plspls
Ponies don't have genitals
>>4058948nah. its just i kept the image folder on main ssd for quick access. it became unreadable so had to wipe it.
>A MLPGER DESERVES RESPECT
>>4058942>Twilight just wanted a little kiss to see what it was like.>Dash is very, very into giving her the full experience.
>>4058960>standard mammalian reproduction
>>4058959Haven't been called that in a while
>>4058986Nothing Lauren says is canon
are you a bad enough dude to knock up Cheerilee?
>>4058986>A stork brings them their babies.>Just like they do with humans.
>>4059001No
>>4058992That gif reminds mehttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdrgzr_eveready-harton-in-buried-treasure_fun
>>4058993>mlp:fim isn't canon
>>4059001No.I'm an upstanding citizen who is romancing Applejack and will solicit the attentions of no other pone.
>>4058950you took the words right out of my mouth>>4058908>a blush comes to her cheeks as she looks back up at him>"Here, I know a way to make it better.">"H-Huh?" Rumble asks with a wavering voice>"It's something my mom taught me...">"W-Well do it!">he rubs his bruise and whimpers>Scoots stares at the bruise for a long moment>she takes a deep breath>in...>out...>"Okay.">she leans forward and applies her tiny lips to the bruise, giving it a gentle kiss
>>4059014>Eveready HartonOh man it's been a while
>>4059001Why would I do that? There are no fics or art detailing such a thing.
>>4059001Are you a bad enough dude to cum inside Nicole Oliver?
>>4059028she wishes
>>4058911>Dash shoves you hard with her two front hooves and you fall backwards into the pile of hay>She slams down with all her weight almost on top while of you, grinning, her legs on either side of your head>you seemingly wince caused by the surprise attack >she immediately backs off with a worried expression asking if you're okay.
I hope this is what Filthy looks like, I can't really remember
>>4059043She's a pegasus, she probably doesn't weigh much
>>4059018>Lauren wrote every episode of FIM
>>4059001
>>4059057I'd say you did a pretty good jobNice!
>>4059058You're not very good at pretending
>>4058946Midair rape sort of rules out the other two races.
>>4059023are you a bad enough dude to get Applebloom to not see you as stealing her sister from her?
>>4059041GG I saw a colored version of that. You didn/t save it?
>>4058982>implying it wasn't Twilight who initiated it
>>4058973I think keeping images and music on SSDs is bad but i can't remember exactly why.
>>4059001>having a horse kid and having to pay horse child supportno thnx
>>4059070Being rich isn't even a talent
>>4059028Oh gosh~
>>4059059>someone other than lauren made the original concept designs for fim
>>4059074are you a bad enough dude to shut the fuck up?
>>4059037Oh man, now that would be a challenge. Challenge accepted.
>>4058946this sounds hilarious. id love a comic/fanfic of this.
why are pones so happy when they crash into each other
>>4059074Are you a bad enough dude to give Rarity's mom the deep stroke right as Rarity walks in?
>>4059081No, but being an entrepreneur is.
>>4059028>Rumble stares at her in shock as she pulls her lips away from the bruise>she looks up at him with a timid expression>"Better...?">"...Yeah..."
>>4059097
>>4059079omg is he okay?
>>4059097BECAUSE IT'S COOL
>>4059074hey, she got a boyfriend, I don't see why her sister shouldn't
>>4059074Well, considering the end result would probably be me moving in with them on the farm, I'd have to clear it with the rest of the family anyway. So I'd endeavor to make a good impression of myself. And maybe Applebloom would like another brother.Besides, she'll understand when she's older and has a beau of her own.
>>4059076
>>4059087>implying Lauren ever drew pones with vajayjays
>>4059091no.
>>4058883http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg
are you a bad enough dude to stop browsing mlpg at 4am, get a real job and become a functioning member of society?
>>4059119Dash can be really oblivious sometimes, can't she?
>>4059123>implying because they aren't drawn on a show intended for children that the characters don't have them in their universepls anon
>>4059136Jesus Christ, no
>>4059142pleaseplease don't
>>4059136...I'm working on the last two, actually. And I usually leave half an hour ago. I should go.
>>4059128Write more gay stuff.
>>4059014>tfw the cow and donkey give you boners
>>4059142If it's not in the show it's not canon
>>4059097>>4059107>a very happy pony will never crash into you
>>4059136I have a job and I'm a member of society. Why would I want to leave MLPG?
>>4059103>she gives him a tentative hug>he returns it, sighing into her purple mane, feeling worlds better and promises to return the favor one day>she laughs and tells him he can't even imagine how many bruises she goes through on her scooter>his lips would fall off
>>4059152what is it anonymous
>>4059099no, because i like my Rarity to be a cougar, and by that time her mother would be, like, eighty. which, in its time, is fine with me, but its time is not right now.
selfcestgenderswaphumanizeddollsas requestedof course it's snailsof course it is
>>4059163Nothing...
>>4059158mito, go
Purple pone is best pone
>>4059172Now unbirthing
>>4059119>>4059141Twilight is always giving her bedroom eyes, or talking specifically to Rainbow in scenes.She is very oblivious.Twilight just needs to grab her and show her what she means
>>4059158
>>4059180That's a very old name. A very hated name.
>>4059169>Leth makes a note
>>4059172>of course it's snailsyou like snails, don't you gg
>>4059119
>>4059172That's cute, GG.Glad I stayed up for it.And now I can sleep, unless you've got more things in your magic murder bag that are just waiting to come out and surprise people.
>>4059110ya he is fine, everyone who submerges completely in quicksand always makes it out a live.
>>4059172I LIKE ITTHOSE WERE MY THREE REQUESTSI AM HAPPY FOR THIS RESULT
>>4059199It's the deep and complex characterization.
>>4059189>Twilight got Dash into Daring Do because she likes her>Every time Dash comes over to read more Daring Do Twilight never works up the nerve to tell her>there's only 2 books left
>>4059172Holy shit GG least try to do somebody else or actually take a different pony suggestion for once. I like you and all but come the fuck on. Just because you're interested in a total of 5 characters doesn't mean you can't draw the rest when we ask for others.Stop being so Ross
>>4059196not even Leth the Computer can keep up with my library of fetishes. even i can't.
>>4059196I don't really need any more for Snarky.
Saw this on /co/...
>>4058604>Scootaloo would always lapse into Spanish whenever she and Rumble got to arguing>now she's keeping a steady stream of it going while she lets her passions drive her, holding him by the face and whispering "¡Te quiero!" between gasps, her breath tickling his ear, making him shudder, he feels so ALIVE.>She's all wiry muscle and smooth brown skin, sweet and warm around him as she puts her fingers through his hair>He can almost feel the fluttering of her heart with every thrust and gasp, every stifled moan muffled by the meeting of their lips.>He's vaguely thankful for a moment he was able to put the condom on before she pounced on him before his mind goes blank and their bodies become one for a few glorious moments of passion.>When they've finally worn themselves out, they just lie there,wrapped up in each other, him stroking her hair, her running a hand up and down his arm as she whispers, "¡Mi amór...!"
>>4059180>Can't prove me wrong What now, atheist?
>>4059231Wow.What the holy fuck?
>>4059136I have a job and I'm wasting all of my money going to school so I can get a degree so I can work minimum wage at the same dead end job I already have until I kill myselfI think I can squeeze MLPG into there
>>4059226>Leth allocates more space
>>4059233>he still hasn't memorized her entire name>she tells him that she'd get kinky if he said the whole thing>one time she caught her name written under his arm
>>4059014>olde timey furfaggotyi lol'd
>>4059162>"Wouldn't want that, right?">"...">"...Rumble?">he's staring blankly off into space, thinking about kissing her until his lips fall off>a big dopey smile comes to his face>Scootaloo smacks him in the back of the head>"Wake up, Goldilocks!">"Ow! Hey!">"You were thinking about something weird, weren't you?!">"I was not!"
>>4059249partition misaligned by 2048 bytes
>>4059233Please stopyou're making me feel bad
>>4059247...I want to cry.This sounds exactly like my situation
>>4059172Glitter Glue? Get it? Glue? CUZ SHES A HOARS
>>4059231It gets better
oh boy, it's not stoppinghttp://mjolkk.tumblr.com/post/29953542403/this-is-my-last-post-about-everfree-and-the-ensuingand just keeps blowing out of proportion
>>4059286That's just adorable
>>4059280
>>4059223
>>4059136waiting to get in. calling every week. waiting
>>4059296>THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHTYou mean they fought with flaming balls? Cool, I didn't know this was the Avatar convention.
>>4059286Aw Lauren
>>4059199Well in this one case it's because Snails is the only one I really have a reliable humanization for
>>4059296>This is my last post about EverfreeI highly doubt that
>>4059311Read this in Willem Defoe's voice.
>>4059233>she gives him stranded-tourist Spanish lessons>she decides to take him to meet her family in San Diego for Christmas>they all talk so fast he'd barely be ableunderstand them in English, much less in Spanish>YOU SAID I WAS READY SCOOTS
>>4059309>Hoverhoof on the nerd pony>That fucking security guard
>>4059296>some OC pony making a me gusta face (is this still funny???)On this, and only this, shall I agree.
>>4059233>Rumble is responsible and always uses protection.My nigga.
>>4059313>filenameI don't think I would ever bring it up were i to go to Equestria.Ponies there don't seem to differentiate in that way between clothed and unclothed, so really i could do whichever i felt like.
>>4059266>she pressures him to tell>he refuses, saying she wouldn't like the answer>"Just how weird were you thinking?">"I dunno. Why?">Scoot leans over to him>"I daydream about some pretty weird things sometimes too..."
>>4059224>Just because you're interested in a total of 5 characters doesn't mean you can't draw the rest when we ask for others.I agree but that has nothing to do with this
http://pastebin.com/9Re9f4BEhttp://imgur.com/a/yC4eJ#0Did these already get posted here? First is text log of PT skype chat, second is screencaps.
>>4059339Not when she does shit like that.
>>4059334this sounds familiar to something we did with Scoots and Anon once.it may have also involved oversized wings.
>>4059311Boondocks Saints, bro.
>>4059276Why don't we just end it right now? What's stopping us?
>>4059354This is a wonderful example of tl;dr
>sexualizing ScootalooOh who am I kidding
>>4059351Well if you agree then can you please cut it with shit like snails only requests. I mean draw what you want but when you offer requests don't restrict them or turn them down because you don't find the character interesting to you.That's shitty of you.
>>4059354I would say "we" don't care, but more to the point, I don't care. Seems a little obsessive to be giving this much attention to some one who shouldn't be getting this much attention.
>Scootaloo Jensen
>>4059349>his face when
>>4059339I love Reva's stuff, but I don't like thatRoss could take some lessons, though
>>4059387SUDDENLY
>>4059354Who would honestly give enough of a fuck to read through either of these
>>4059354So... what's going on again? I thought EVNW was a smashing success.
>>4059349>>4059387>"...Like...?">"Ohhh no, I asked YOU first! You tell, I tell. Those are the rules!">"B-But...you'll hit me...">"I won't hit you.">"...okay..."
>>4059387>>4059396lil' wingboners all around
>>4059334>Grandma Loo tells dirty stories about her youth - apparently Rumble reminds her of a young buck she spent a couple of weeks with back when she was a lovely mamasita in her prime.
>>4059339where is her pig nose and curly tail? those are pig hooves
>>4059398Combination of alleged misbehavior and alleged behind the scenes drama. Even assuming every word of it's true, it's nothing to really get worked up over.
>>4059396>snout smooshing up against other pony snoutI fucking love that.
>>4059345she hates it, of course. she's a good Catholic girl, and she wants a big family, and besides, contraceptives are a sin against God. but as much as she hates it, he won't fuck her without one (because she refuses to take the pill), she'd rather bad sex than no sex at all.>>4059358that's because it's exactly what i did that time. i was hoping it wouldn't be recognized. i wonder if they'd call Rumble "gringo", too? i wonder if it'll cause a huge shitstorm like it did last time?
this gif+this musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPAfwBKZ9T8
>>4059398it was, its just one person who gets extremelly sensitive about shit is crying saying that there's big meanies out there. also>getting mad on others behalf.
>>4059223>But there are the movies...
>>4059416I think there's another pic of that with those two...
>>4059411>Abuela Loo just sits in her chair and smiles serenely, the one island of sanity in a sea of madness.>Pity she doesn't speak any English.
>>4059415I mean, as long as the VA's, guests, and people who paid for tickets to see said VA's and guests where all happy, not much else matters. Isn't that what a con is ultimately about? Having good times to take with you after the fact?
>>4059416me too
>Sitting in IRC.>The 'special' channel is lighting up.>They are talking about horse fucking fiction>It's the author and his fan.>Talking about Rarities tits.>That channel can stay red.
>>4059397Who wouldn't? This shit is comedy gold.
What if I or someone else made a userscript that automatically switches to the new horse once it's marked?
>>4059420Rumble's not a bad-boy type, but he's decided he's way too young to be a father right now, and even when he gets older, he doesn't like much the idea of having any children out of wedlock.
>>4059421>That swinging foal.>Rape face.
>>4059421i watched this gif for way too long
>>4059404>he tells hers in the most roundabout fashion what he was thinking, unable to think of a better excuse>she flushes pink for a moment, and Rumble matches her with a crimson brush>"Sorry, I know it's weird! It's just when you said it I thou-">she cuts him off with a laugh>"You totally thought THAT was weird? Dude, you don't even know what weird daydreaming is. Let me tell you things about Rainbow Dash..."
>>4059458It's a lot of words, dude, and I don't care nearly enough to bother reading all of it. I know what I'm going to get out of reading that: the confirmation that PT is a whiny douchebag. I already know that, though.
>>4059442Well, yeah, like I said, none of it exactly ruined the con. None of it was exactly shit that should be condoned, either, though. People should have enough common sense not to make fucking rape jokes at a My Little Pony convention.
>>4059442HOW IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY AUTISTICYOU CAN'T EVEN LET A SIMPLE AXIOM OR SENTIMENT PASS YOUR LIPS WITHOUT IT BEING AWKWARD AND OVERSTATEDHOW DO YOU CONTINUE TO FUNCTION AS A HUMAN BEINGHOW IS IT POSSIBLE
>>4059462>rumble>not a bad boy>that hairdoRumble wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him.
>>4059448God that guy draws some disturbing shit.
>>4059448>human ribcage>"ghkkkkkkkkkkkkkkghkghak" sound effectstopped reading first panel
>>4059480No way, Rumble's a sweetheart, through and through.His hair just kinda DOES that on its own. Always has.
>>4059448Those eyes seem way too big.
>1992 was 20 years ago>the realization you're oldAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>4059480AhahahaI wish somebody would draw something like this right now.
>>4059427>Dash finishes reading the last in the series>Twilight invited Dash to the premiere of the Daring Do movie as a last ditch effort>Half way through a sentimental scene Twilight gains the courage to place her hoof on top of Dash's>Without taking her gaze away fro the screen Dash hands Twilight the rest of her gummy worms
Gold lion's gonna tell me where the light is
>>4059495It was 22 years ago, doofustfw 22 years old already
>>4059420do you remember when we did that?I want to go back and cap it
>>4059491The way it's sweptback is so cool. It's like sculpted from the wind by flying fast.
>>4059461It would be taxing on mlpg.co or 413chan; a million ponyfags all repeatedly querying the archive servers as soon as image limit hits.
>>4059349>>4059387>come on Soocts, tell me>well....>pleeeeease?>ever wonder what it would be like if we had five heads instead of one?
>>4059478Loudanon?
>>4059491if he was a bad boy, he'd have a mohawk.
>>4059503>1992 >22i know basic math is taken for granted now but god damn.
>>4059515...NO YOU FUCKING MORON
>pegasus discussion You know who needs more homo art? Thunderlane.
>>4059503no it wasn't anon, it's 2012wake up anon, please, your parents are here, we all care about you, wake up
is it legal to keep a small deer in your house?
>>4059516hahahahahahano, if he was a dipshit maybe!
>>4059505i remember when we all got into a massive row about whether or not 'gringo' is an insult.
>>4059516Like Thunderlane!...or rather, Thunderlane would be, if he weren't a giant dingus instead.
>>4059517Oh whoops, I misread it as 1990Time for subaru
>>4059516>Rumble getting a mohawk like his brotherOh man he'd look so funny
>>4059478
>>4059527...like Thunderlane!
>>4059522Skipsy pls draw more thunderlane
>>4059442>Sentenal thinks choking people is good times.
>>4059470>"Hey, no cheating! I told you about my weird thoughts, now you have to tell me about yours! Those are the rules!">"Augh...">she blushes even brighter
>>4059525...AAAAAA!
>>4059544wat a creepy fuck
>>4059522Rule 63 Cloudchaser just fucking the wailing breaths out of Thunderlane
>>4059525>"AAAAHHHHHHH!"
>>4059543You know that futa pinkie picture apple did where she's bent over? We need more of that with male ponies, maybe with some cock milking.
>>4059386No replies at all? I didn't think it was that shitty. Oh well, back to sketching I guess.
>>4059495>look in the mirror>"Don't worry, Anon, you'll be handsomewhen you finish maturi-oh god help me I'm 20 and I;m going to look like this until I'm old and wrinkly"
>>4059544no, but DD does.or rather, choking into unconsciousness. or rather, what follows the choking into unconsciousness.
>Really enjoy vidya>All the animators and VA's are dorks>One of them might slip in a pony reference>It would make the game deader than it already is
>>4059544What? No, I... no. No I don't. I've been chocked before, it's not fun. That Russian transfer student was crazy.
>>4059552>wah wah stop having fun sentenalgrow up
>>4059536>MLPGsattitudetowardtransexuals.jpg
>>4059525>stealing a little deer from her familynice.
I would ask Luna to make the night an extra 4 hours long because the morning sucks.
>>4059567It's not terrible, it's just nothing special.
>>4059574> chockedchockedpast participle, past tense of chock (Verb)Verb: Prevent the forward movement of (a wheel or vehicle) with a chock.Support (a boat, cask, etc.) on chocks.
>>4059557While Flitter licks their sweaty bodies?
>>4059586>what is daylight savings time?
>>4059507>Flitter still takes every excuse she can to play with her "little brother's" hair.>and Cloudchaser still likes mussing it up just so she can watch her sister fretting.
>>4059567Could have said 'I just drew this, thoughts?'
>>4059574>chockeddo you often roll out of place, then? that sounds inconvenient.
>>4059567Didn't know it was new.I liked it well enough though.
>>4059574Am I the only one here into autoerotic asphyxiation?
I can't do anything right
>>4059567>>4059386Oh dude, I like it! Sorry, but I say the same thing to everyone around this time: It's 4 AM in the morning, hardly anyone is in a position of mind to respond. Try again in the morning!
>>4059582deer are the sexiest equines of all time and i would totally lock on in my house and have sex with it all the time if it was legal
what're you doing pony you don't go to school
>>4059586>Celestia banishes her again for trying to make the night last forever again after the first half hour delay.
>>4059567It looks good, body is a little thin. But I had no idea you drew it man.I thought you were just reposting.
>>4059567>>4059386You really have to tell us if it's something you just made. There's just so much stuff out there I just don't know half of the time, even if it's some one well known.That being said, it's pretty cool but her snout is a little large.
>>4059595>>4059605Oh no. Not again. I'm sorry.
>>4059442SENTINEL PRIMEWE MEET AGAIN
>>4059567i liked it
>>4059611> 4 AM in the morningSEESEE WHAT I FUCKING MEAN>chocked>am in the moringEVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS MAN CANNOT UTTER A SINGLE THING WITHOUT FUCKING UPHE WOULD STUMBLE OVER A SINGLE WORDHOW IS HE ABLE TO FUNCTION
>>4059582better than a little deer being eaten by a bear.
>>4059607I think you are, but tell me more.
>>4059558>>4059550Oh deer this isn't good at all.
>>4059613>deer>equinesDeer are Cervids. They're closer-related to cows than horses.
>>4059634We all know he's a little retarded, why does it bother you so much?
>>4059611>It's 4 AM in the morning, hardly anyone is in a position of mind to respond. Try again in the morning!Sentenal I think you missed your nap time
>>4059634>caring
>>4059601>the shampoo he uses always smells great, and Flitter quietly sniffs his hair when fixing it>she shudders, every time she does it the natural masculine scent just underneath is just a bit stronger, a bit bolder>lately it's been making her heart flutter, the signs of her little colt growing up so fast making her sigh more often around him>one day he asks why she's so mopey
>>4059634>Every day he goes to the ATM machine and receives his money from it and claps.>The other people look at him awkwardly as he does this.
>>4059567Oh, it was new art? I'm kind sick of augpony stuff by now so I did not pay that much attention to it.>>4059617But some ponies go to school. I wonder what kind of student Pinkie was.
>>4059650They're still the sexiest equinesthat just shows has sexy they are that they aren't equines yet still the sexiest
>>4059640>choke yourself>masturbate>that feel when you take in a gulp of fresh air right as you cumThem endorphins, man
>>4059611>>4059626>>4059603>>4059606>>4059620>>4059626I guess I really should have said I drew it, Thanks guys.
>>40595672anthro4me
>>4059605>>4059595Are you telling me you two didn't know Sentenal was an airplane? This is MLPG 101 stuff right here.
>>4059668...that's always been one of my favorite furry picsyes I have favorite furry pics I'm not proud
>>4059664>implying Americans don't clap when they get money
>>4059668>>>4059676
>>4059499>Dash won't shut up about the movie after they leave, bouncing around like Pinkie Pie>Twilight is silently trudging behind her, trying to keep the tears from her eyes and wanting to get home so she can hug her pillow to sleep>Dash just thinks she's pissed off about some of the unrealistic parts of the movie, like that fridge bit>leaves her to fly up to her cloud home>"Hey, Twilight!">Twilight turns around, looks at the grinning Dash, almost hoping...>"Thanks for getting those tickets for us, it was an awesome movie. You're a great friend!"
>>4059477That was debunked by creber on twitter
>>4059664>ATM Machine
>>4059668please more
>>4059634You getting all kinds of mad over nothing anon.
>>4059668Oh my
>>4059693autismspeaks.jpg
>>4059666>You will never pin down a doe in heat while your buddy collects her musk using an extractor.>He will never make it vibrate, causing her to grunt and attempt to thrash under you.
>>4059664>ATM machineYou know what they say about people that live by the sword?
>>4059545>no ideashelp me...
>>4059703They get shot by those who don't?
LK WHERE IS BELLYFUCK
>>4059696>>4059698only one more.
>>4059668You could park a truck in that vagina.
>>4059666they don't have black and white stripes, you are wrong
>>4059641inb4 smith
>>4059711But that blows
>>4059715fuck off
>>4059707No. Their home princes plummet because no one wants to live next to a weapon.
>>4059687>that fridge bitha
>>4059711Thanks.I need to draw some deer soon, it seems.
>>4059715have we done Zecora with a Stormhawk?
>>4059711It's shit.
>>4059719>You will never receive an anthro deer blowjob
>>4059687>"Yeah...friend.">Dash takes off for home, Twilight just sits in that spot, crushed.>It takes her an hour to get the will to move again.
I don't think I like you guys very much.
>>4059668when i was a little kid i remember signing up to a furry pay site because of some hot deer girl porn i saw. this was before i knew what a furry even was.a week later i found off the the stuff for free somewhere else and that is when i learned to never pay for anything ever.
>>4059494
there's no etsy bomb.
>>4059741>>4059687I need a happy ending, I can't take this tonight.
>>4059725hey you don't tell me to fuck off, go fuck yourself
>>4059753i wish i could somehow show this to the founding fathers
>>4059754YOUR FAVORITE PONY OF SADNESS DIESTHE END
>>4059743well we don't like you either.
>>4059741Hey guysHeyGuysHey guysGuys, hey guys Guys what ifWhatWhat, hay guysWhat if Flexible Survival in Equestria?
>>4059763DIES OF SADNESSFUCKPOINT ISPON WAS SADSO PON DIED
>>4059764You're not very snarky.
>>4059754This is the harshest realityThe friendzoneUnlike the Twilight Zone, you can't escape it.
>>4059741>"Dash, wait">"What's up Twilight?">"It's still pretty early, would you like to come hang out at my place?"
>>4059768>>4059763...please
>>4059753that little girl has a nice grill, respect
>>4059767Disgusting.
>>4059749>pony will never have an allergic response to your semen
>>4059753is second-right supposed to be Luna? looks like a complete vamp.
>greentext on youtube
>>4059779THE HAT GETS SAD AND DIES TOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZMBG4Pn3SgYour pony is doing a Lets Play of Slender.How do they fare?
>>4059762I wish for a lot of things that require a time machine.
>>4059785
>>4059765I've already lost too much time to that game, I don't know what would happen if It had ponies in it full time.
>>4059776>"Nah, I would but I got work real early tomorrow. Thanks for asking though, see ya!"
>>4059792>Greentext on any site that doesnt have a greentext function
>>4059793Jesus man, too fucking far
>>4059753That little girl...Those teeth.She is Nathan!
>>4059785At least spoiler your garbage if you must insist on posting it.
>>4059792>>4059803>arrowtexting
>>4059785that's a bunny not a deer you dirty so and so
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/nayukis-scrapped-villian-poster-ideas.htmlThat second version sounds like it would've made an awesome poster.
okay, now, it's not porn, but it's the same species.
>>4059809I use auto-unspoiler so I can't tell the difference
>>4059800Is Fluttershy a dragon?What is happening with that face?
>>4059802whyno stop anonpleaseoh godmake this end in lesbian ntr if you're going this far
>>4059795>PewDiePieFuck off.Fuck off.Fuck off.Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuckoff i can't fucking wait until slowbeef and diabetus tears that obnoxious swedish moron a new asshole it's going to be so great and I'm going to cry of laughter fuck you this is how you play slender http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KEl-kL6U8
>>4059776>"Sorry Twilight, I gotta wake up early for weather work tomorrow.">"Oh... okay. Goodnight then, Dash.">"'Night Twilight!">As soon as Dash flies off, Twilight bolts back to her library and jumps into bed>She cried herself to sleep that night
>>4059802>Twilight pulls Rainbow Dash down using her magic>"Not good enough. We're doing this">And then Twilight dragged Dash all the way back to the library where they lived happily ever after as magic horse lesbians
>>4059813scootscootalooscootalubescootafuckscootaslutscootasexscootacocksockscootasexslavescoot scoot aloo
>>4059817The second one sounds really awesome.WHY DOES THIS SHOW HAVE TO BE FOR KIDS.
>>4059847Apple Bloom stop cyber-bullying your friend.We all know it's you.
>>4059818I dont like anthro and I mean anthro anthro stop trying to bury me in semantics when we both know the popular conception of it as regards to art. I find it to close to the depths of the uncanny valley.Humanoid bodies with animal heads crudely affixed to the top of them just looks stupid and unnatural.
>>4059847ScootawhoreScootaholeScootacumdump
I'll just go ahead and keep posting sexiest horse>you will never see that mane bob
>>4059847Why is this in reply to Zecora's Ass?
>>4059856nice spoilers there broshitty art too
>>4059866THAT IS NOT A HORSE
>>4059831http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uol5J_JCbYA>Implying this isn't how you play Slender.
>>4059866>implying zebra is horse
>>4059856I hate that I have to masturbate to this
>>4059833ALL PONIESH ARE WHORESH.WHY DON'T THEY LIKE NISHE HUMANSH LIKE ME??
>>4059880Just look at these hooves!
>>4059801I mean if you too the game and replaced everything, absolutely everything, with equestrian stuff.You are Anonymous and you have woken up in Ponyville. Ponyville contains earth ponies, unicorns, pegasi, rarely cows, sheep goats, mules, donkeys, and very rarely dragons. You can stay and fight and either survive and get home or be brought low and turn into just another challenge for the next human.If you leave for the Everfree there are Manticores, Timberwolves, Dragons, Zebras, and Seaserpents.If you leave for Appleoosa there are Earth Ponies, Buffalo, and coyotes.
>>4059833>Twilight heads straight to bed, Spike already fast asleep.>She crashes face first into her pillow nearly soaking it with here swelling eyes>Not minutes later she hears a soft "tap tap" at the window, and before she can lift her head to answer Dash pokes her head through the opening>"acutallllyyy, Rarity and AJ told me how much fun they had spending the night here, and I mean my house is really far away and I didn't really feel like flying and-">Twilight grabs her by the hooves and pulls her inside "Of course you can spend the night Dash"
>>4059884>Implying meal is food.
>>4059887Who forces you to do that, anon?
It's one thing to get people spamming furry art, but it's an extra punch to the gut when the art itself looks like crap.Thanks mlpg, I needed an incentive to abandon you for a few hours and this was itAt least I know I'm not missing anything.
>>4059545>"W-Well...">Scootaloo looks up at the sky, watching the passing clouds>"I've always wondered what it would look like...from up there.">Rumble looks up>"...The sky?">"The clouds! Every pegasus gets to go up there and sit on them and see the whole town! Rainbow Dash is always sleeping on one!">she looks back down again, her ears drooping against her head>"Even YOU get to know what that's like...">Rumble looks at Scootaloo, then the clouds >then Scootaloo again, then the clouds again>"...Hold on.">he zips into the sky, disappearing behind a cloud formation>Scootaloo watches with curiosity, waiting for him to come back down>after a minute or so, he flitters back down to the ground, a fluffy cumulus cloud clutched in his hooves>he sets it down in front of her and lands on the ground>"We just gotta bring the clouds down here!"
>>4059802>Twilight doesn't even want to wake up the next morning>still does, goes through her daily routine so depressed Spike starts to wonder what's wrong>Fluttershy comes in around noon, asks about if the library's got any recent medical texts>"Oh, some of my animal friends have come down with something just horrible lately. Rainbow Dash has been helping me take care of them all morning but they're just not getting any better, I need to find out what's wrong. So based on this volume- oh yes, she's over there now, why do you ask, Twilight?">"Twilight?"
would you trust pony chiropractor?
I wish someone would talk to me
>>4059908that bulge
>>4059662>She gets sentimental - reminiscing about looking after him when he was just a littleling.>She's found a little brother whom she adores in Rumble - she can't remember a time when she wasn't watching him grow up from the shy little boy who used to sit in her lap and watch cartoons with her, and cover his eyes when she smiled at him, to the mature, levelheaded young man he is now.>She's the younger sister to CC, but Rumble lets her be a big sister to someone, and she took to the role well - comforting him and giving him advice and guiding him as best as she could - and soon he'll be ready to go off on his own.>the thought of it hurts her heart more than she wants to admit.>"I won't get to be your big sister anymore...!">She tries to hold back the tears, tries to smile, tries to be strong, but she starts getting misty, her breath catching.>Rumble gives her a hug.>He's gotten so tall>"You'll always be my big sister, Flitter.">And she lets the tears out, while he gently comforts her.
>>4059908The Way, I suppose.
>>4059900>"Do you have a spare bed I can sleep in though? I don't think my boyfriend will like me sleeping with another mare.">"Get it? Sleeping with another mare? Ha!"
>>4059883>"Give me twenty dollas!"SHIT
>>4059914I'm glad you're annoyed enough that you informed us how annoyed you are and that you are leaving.Nice!
>>4059866Newbie, do you happen to know what a 'zebra' is?
>>4059932>"No I don't, Dash. i guess you'll just have to bunk in with me."
>>4059919Of course.
>Fondling the impressions left by your glasses' nosepads.
>>4059381>when you offer requests don't restrict them or turn them down because you don't find the character interesting to you.I don't.
>>4059920I just post things that might get good responses, that lead to other good posts, and make this a better place
>>4059866>you will never become her zebra lover>she will never become your human lover>the two of you will never abduct merchants that travel through the everfree and test new potions on them
>>405994612 angry men was a great movie
>>4059920I'll do you one better.What can I terribly draw for you?
>>4059958I hated this piece of dogshit.
>>4059919I need a good back cracking. And since she appears to be working on Quasimodo, I know shy can handle MY spine.
>>4059961You're not going to know it's me requesting something, anyway.Might as well draw something for someone who will actually appreciate it.
>>4059915>Scootaloo stares at the cloud in bewilderment>"...How is THIS supposed to help me?">"Just hop on!">after a moment's hesitation, she steps on top of the cloud, her hooves sinking into the fluffy material>"Alright, now hold on!">"What do you-?">Scootaloo stumbles and falls down on her tummy as Rumble pushes on the underside of the cloud, slowly lifting it up into the air>peeking over the side, she lets out a tiny yelp as she watches the ground grow further and further away
>>4059947You flat out do. I've seen you do it.
>>4059941>"Well, OK, but I better not wake up with your hooves around me or anything like that!">"Jeez, lighten up Twilight, I was just joking."
>>4059617>Pinkie doesn't go to school>she's illiterate>makes her way by being a happy-go-lucky party girl no one can say no to>and when that doesn't work, she sells her body
>>4059972But I can't really even draw, so just request something funny.
>>4059968What do you hate about it?
>>4059969just get a buddy. cross your arms, have him pick you up from behind, and exhale.
>>4059968I loved it. I was the one encouraging anon to write. Transformation is my strongest and oldest fetish.
>>4059947I think you do.
We ded?
Special delivery for anon!
>>4059977I thought you were speaking generally, which was the entire complaint in the first place, but now I see we're getting on to an entirely different topic so let me just return to where we startedI asked for a topic, not a particular ponyI didn't draw Snails as a way of rejecting any other character or snubbing anyone's request
>>4059980Actually, she works in a bakery.And fuck you. Not Pinkie, man. Have you no sense of decency.
>>4060012My cigars aren't even due for 3 more days Scoots, go away.
>>4059988No way, man. That's dangerous. I've heard some stories...
>>4060012
>>4060012Don't you mean Rainbow Dash?
>>4060012Oh good, looks like the cocksock I ordered is here. But what's this envelope for?
>>4059979>Twilight wakes up in the morning>tentatively reaches over to the other side of the bed>Dash is already gone
>>4060016First Snails has no shoulder freckles. All I want is some consistency, GG.
>>4060012YES! SOME SECRET ADMIRER SENT ME MY VERY OWN SCOOTALOO! AND IN A CUTE LITTLE OUTFIT!Get in here, girl. I'm going to brush your fucking hair.
>>4059990gotta love that TF.unless you're some kind of faggot. in which case you wouldn't, because you're a faggot.
>>4060040she's just a child
>>4060048>First Snails has no shoulder freckles. All I want is some consistency, GG.Oh, this is just s a character sketch, I was trying to figure out how I wanted to draw himkeeping him the same every time would have been contrary to the point
>>4060016That's kind of cute
>>4060016Frankly you draw so much pony for mlpg I don't care what you do.What they're getting at is it seemed a little underhanded, given the large spectrum of the choices of requests you posed, for you to do femsnails again. I'm not trying to discourage more of what you were planning with that, just stating an observation.
>>4060039These stiffly on-model copypaste facial expressions piss me off.
>>4060067But it's drawn so that makes it okay for me to be sexually attracted to children
I still would a Mrs. Cake.Just saiyan.
>>4060059I like chocolateand I like vanillabut I don't like chocolate vanilla swirl
>>4059928>tight as the hug is getting, she can just barely get her arms around him, he's broader there too>she sniffles, pulling away to look at him, there's a glassy look in his deep purple eyes but he won't cry, he rarely cries at all nowadays>it sets off another choked sob and she starts up all over again>he tells her it's not going to change much, it's just going to be different in little ways>crushed up against his chest she, sniffs, again reminded of how he's changing, and comments on how not very little things actually are, if anything she feels like the little one nowdem feels man
>>4060083>But it's drawn so that makes it okay for me to be sexually attracted to horses
>>4060039>Soarin and Spitfire dolls.>Spitfire signature.So how old are the Wonderbolts in this strip?
>>4060095how could you ever not a Mrs. Cakeunfathomable
>>4060098I like vanilla.And I like chocolate/vanilla swirl.But I don't like chocolate.
>>4060083>>4060101The main cause of pedophilia are sexy 8-year olds.
What is worse, morally:Having sex with a human child, or having sex with a real horse?
>>4060111Married and kids.
>>4060016I was speaking generally you twit.
>>4060121the child, by far what kind of question is that?
>>4060121Having sex with a real foal.
>>4060121Subjective, but most would say human child.
>>4060122Even better
If you only got to show 1 movie to your favorite pony what would it be?
>>4060074>What they're getting at is it seemed a little underhanded, given the large spectrum of the choices of requests you posed, for you to do femsnails again. I don't really understand why it's being taken as "underhanded", that really paints a pretty meanspirited pictureI mean "predictable", surebut like I said, Snails is the only one I've got a humanization for reallyGuess I ought to make more
>>4060131unf
>>4060121Pedophilia, definitely. Animals can be turned into bloody pulp for all I care.
>>4060137Twilight Donnie DarkoBecause I'm a dick
>>4060132>Morality>SubjectiveI seriously hope you guys dont think this.
>>4059973>as the cloud rises, Scootaloo peers out from over the edge, watching as her view expands from the few houses in front of her to a panoramic view of the entire town>finally, the cloud comes to a rest, hovering alongside all the other clouds high in the air>Rumble flutters up from under the cloud and settles himself on the cloud, letting out a sigh of exertion>"You were heavy!">Scootaloo is too busy soaking in the scenery to reply to his remark>"...Scootaloo?">"This...is...AWESOME!">Scootaloo's wings flitter wildly behind her, a big smile spread across her face>"I can see the whole town from here! Look, there's my house!">she points off into the distance with her hoof>"You guys are so LUCKY! You can see this whenever you want to!">"...You can see it whenever you want to.">"Huh?">she looks over her shoulder at him>"Yeah. It's not that hard to find these clouds. We can do this any time you like!">she just stares at him>"...You'd do that?">"W-Well sure, why not-?">he's cut off as she tackles him and wraps him up in a bear hug, sending them both sprawling across the puffy cloud
>>4060131AP pls i have no idea what i would like you to do you can stay
daring do you fucking slut you didn't even try to avoid that trap
>>4060137AJ5th Element
>>4060137Rainbow DashCommando, I guess
>>4060137Eeeh, no clear favorite but I'll go with Rarity.MGS4.
>>406016210/10
>>4060137Rarity would love Metropolis.
>>4060152>i have no idea what i would like you to do you and me both, man
>>4060156not sure about AJ, but Fifth Element is always fun
>>4060137Twilight.The lord of the rings extended version (it counts as one right?)
>>4060137Some 2deep4u movie with Rarity.
>>4060137Celestia.Begotten.
hahaha oh wow>>>/co/40028237
>>4060151I got a fuzzy feeling in my tummy
>>4060111oops, how'd that get there>>4060121Servicing your mount is what any warrior worth his salt would do>>4060122Mr. Cake is so willing to share is bounty
>>4060155she got distracted
>>4060161>commandoHilarious.
>>4060140Yeah I know, I actually like her humanized and nervous. Was just being honest in what I think they meant. Sometimes I wonder if I'm taking some of this a little too seriously.
>>4060169Write something fun
>>4060137>PinkieMonty Python's the Meaning of Life.Don't laugh, but this is probably the most important movie of my life. When I first saw it at 13. I was convinced that this was absolutely the best movie of all time. It's still in my top five. I hope she would be as awed and inspired by it as I was.
>>4060197>Don't laughBut Panka would laugh.
>>4060197Pinkie would probably love all the Monthy Python Movies, don't worry.
>>4060179thats nice
>>4058773My vodka is rum flavored because all the rum is gone!
>>4060179>already 404
>>4060186Sarcastically or...?I think she'd find it funny, and entertaining.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmTake GG specific questions to his thread on the sub. Like if you want to ask about his career and shit.
>>4060179That's pretty stupid reallybut fuck me if I didn't laugh out loud at that
>>4060211We can't link to /co/ directly, nignog. It's still there.
>>4060197the only reason why i'd laugh is because of remembering the movie. actually if i could choose a way to die it'd be to chased down by hundreds of ponies.
>>406017910/10
>>4060137>Dinky will never have her friends over for a movie sleepover>You will never be there with Derpy>You will never be sitting on the couch with Derpy eating popcorn watching the foals watch the film>Derpy will never snuggle up to you and sleepily thank you for being here for Dinky and her
>>4060195O.K. I will try
>>4060218No it's not. The thread has been actually deleted.I was in the thread when it was deleted.
>>4060214neat, but you left out the "l" in "html"
>>4060184>you try to raid a temple of some ancient fertility god with Daring Doo>all the traps are sexual>the spikes that shoot our of the floor are tentacles>the crushing walls are covered in dicks>the pit traps are full of traps
>>4060204>>4060205BUT WOULD SHE APPRECIATE IT ON THE EXTREMELY DEEP EMOTIONAL LEVEL THAT I DID??
>>4060179Okay. But if he had sent him 130 real postcards that'd be hilarious.
>>4060237No she would spout lines from it like every other monty python fan
>>4060237I don't think those movies were intended for that,You've just attached an inordinate amount of nostalgia to them.Don't hold your very special some pony to the same standards.
>>4059296Disappointed this needed to escalate to the level that it did and disappointed that this happened there. However I'd like to know HOW these people didn't get in contact or even fail to contact the heads of the convention to report such behaviour instead of resorting to posting on tumblr where rumours and gossip are free to run wild.All this strife is totally uncessary but nonetheless even given the information in the post I wouldn't call it "rampant".
>>4060151>he's laying on his back with Scootaloo on top of him, her forehooves locked around his neck>"...S-Scootaloo? What are-?">"Shhh...">she smiles contentedly and rests her head against him>"Just...shut up.">"...okay...">he stares up at the sky>the minutes tick by as the two of them lay there in complete silence
>finding old luna pics>tfw whole series of pics can no longer be used
>>4060237Probably, assuming Equestria doesn't even have movie theaters. But their technology is kind of all over the place.They use gaslamps and gramophones, but they also have arcade games from the late 70s/early 80s and Twilight's computer looks to be of the fifties or sixties.
>>4060233>The pit traps are full of traps.I know what you meant, but we have to trap deeper.
>>4060254I don't feel.
>>4060256Because it's season one style?which I preferred
>>4060229Sorry.http://mlpg.co/art/res/4.htmlI like GG, but I dislike how these threads can turn into "GG: General" sometimes. Offloading shit to the sub can help.
>>4060249Okay, different question:What movie would affect your fave pone on a very special & personal level?
>>4060256Canon conflicts or S1 style?
>>4060268If he's posting ponies, there's no need. Calm down.
>>4060265that must be awful
>>4060262>Pit traps within pit traps
>>4060279
>>4060268>"I don't like it when Glitter Glue comes in and people want to talk to him.">"They could have been talking to me!"
>>4060274Applejackhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_Apples
why do I dream of Gilda getting physical with me and threatening my life with her claws and beak, and wake up with a huge boner
>>4060265Neither do I.
>>4060274Dash would probably get some serious feels from Remember the Titans.
>pits with giant traps, in the orifices of those traps are more traps
>>4060294Would you show Zecora Cool Runnings?
>>4060289>not even mentioning soundinghow casual can you get
>>4060274The Jazz SingerBecause it's about a person who just wants to entertain, despite his staunchly religious parents.
>>4060302I actually thought of that one.Yeah, she would love the songs
>>4060254>"...Rumble?">"Yeah?">"How am I supposed to get down?">"..."
>>4060100>"Well... if it hadn't been for you and CC, I might've turned out more like Thunderlane. That's a pretty big difference, right?">She smiles through her tears, laughing despite the melancholy.>"I suppose you're right, sweetheart."
>>4060285>The temple owner looks at the plans, then back to the excited builder.>Then back to the temple construction plans.>"I...">"It's going to be the only temple with this kind of trap design!">"I can see why....">"You are going to love the Snake pit inside a lava pit inside of a water pit!">"Please excuse my thrilled enthusiasm..."
>>4060251because tumblr faggots are attention and drama whores.
>>4060302Only if we were high.
pajamas are comfy and easy to draw
>>4060016so is this version of snails male?cuz if so you just drew my cousin naked no jokehe has dat derpy nose, seems to run in the familly
>>4060321>NTSTS
>>4060268>I like GG, but I dislike how these threads can turn into "GG: General" sometimes.Funny how every time the thread devolves into talking about Weaver, it starts with someone complaining about how the thread turned into a Weaver-fest at some earlier point in time.Point is, if you dont like him, dont bitch about him because you're just causing your own problem.
>>4060262>you have spent hours carefully navigating past countless lethal and less-than-lethal traps in this perverted temple>the treasure room is within your grasp, but as you step forwards the ground gives way and you fall>something soft and warm breaks your fall and when you get back to your feet you see that the pit has at least a dozen mares milling around in it>they seem happy to see see you as they crowd around you>suddenly, one pushes you forwards and you fall to the ground>something tugs at your pants and when you turn around to see what it was you realize that you were wrong about the gender of these ponies
>>4060328>selfcestI don't know how to feel about thisBut I like where it's going
>>4060254>"mi amor, que vas hacer hoy?"
>>4060268PANCAKES PANCAKES ALL THE TIME
>>4060329yes, that's male humanized snails
>>4060328...is that going to end in sex?
I'm tired of being a product of my environment.I want my environment to be a product of ME.
>>4060334I don't undestand this picture.
>>4060343English please.
>>4060329Post pics.
>>4060353I think there are some problems of mechanics at that point
>>4060354crap everywhere. Boom, done.
>>4060321I am going to laugh when the actual VA's and people the bronies will listen too dismiss all of it and Purple Tinker is left with no argument and is seen for the fool it is.
>>4060311>"I'D WALK A MILLION MILES FOR ONE OF HER SMILES! MY MAAAAAAAMYYYY!!!">Pinkie has a tear in her eye.
>>4060355>I don't undestand this picture.>Weavernote (aka The Weaver, Jet, The Arbiter, GlitterGlue, and "that little brown girl")
>>4060361She can always just rub it.
>>4060354Rocks fall, everyone dies.
>>4059977>walls of dicks closing in on either side of you>Daring immediately starts climbing>she tells you to do the same
>>4060361Says you. Though there's a size difference their genitals can still be stimulated.
>>4060359>my love, what are you doing today?it's a stock phrase between husband and wife.
Suddenly
>>4060368Oh wait, that's purple tinker?Allow me to laugh even harder.
>>4060386http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66983672/tumblr_m5j29cNAQE1qi7v3xo1.mp3oh cool i didn't know that song had a music video
>>4060384Excellent
>First episode of season three airs.>After the ten minute mark we see Scootaloo fly.How does the general react?
>>4060403I don't care.
>>4060403Im sure a lot of people would be yelling things like "fandom pandering"
>>4060384And for fun and education, the underlying sketch layers.
>>4060401My nigga anon, this is exactly what was playing in my head.
>>4060384would smother myself
Last call, these the end of the stories?>>4060044>>4060317>>4060315
>>4060384I'm not half the man I used to be...
>>4060409You don't care about a lot of things downy frowny.
>>4060384make them small
>>4060384Driving a car must be really difficult for her.
>>4060411But the fanon is "Scootaloo CAN'T fly"So if they violate fanon, fandom panderingif they follow fanon, fandom panderingthey can't win
>>4060423
>>4060420JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>4060423Haha, enjoy your fetish tits .
>>4060425honk
>>4060425doing anything besides laying completely still must be really difficult for her.Hell even that might be painful. Skin wasn't meant to hold that much weight without any bone or muscle support. Those things must just be huge sacks of constant pain.
>>4060401Saved.Am going to put this on my phone and use it the next time I need it at work on someone.Fuck it, I will use it on a customer if I am feeling particularly suicidal.
>>4060423you want Twist to have those tits where they are thin flaps hanging with upturned nipples? bueno
>>4060433
>>4060430OK then.
VICIOUSLY REAM SWEETIE BELLE'S UNDERAGED MARSHMALLOW BUTTHOLE.
>>4060420You autistic fuck.Do you think everything we just pull out of our ass and make green has to end?Are you dense?Do you honestly believe this?Did you look at what you just typed, went "That looks good" and hit 'submit'?I am typing this with the fury of the most Neutral sense.
>>4060432>>4060429big knockers work perfectly fine on some people. like Rarity, for instance, or Pinkie. however, the fact is, Twist is not one of those people. HER tits should be small. and they certainly shouldn't be that comically huge.
>>4060438before you do so, be aware this is a cover of a song by a really popular tween boy band and if anyone recognizes it (they will) you will look like a huge, huge homo to any normalfags.The song is good, just sayin.
>>4060450Calm down buddyTake a deep breathTake off the capslock
>>4060453She should be like that chick from Brave.
>>4060449>>4060447>>4060443Do you yourself keep saved everything that you cap?
>>4060459>IMPLYING IM NOT CALM AS FUCKNIGGA IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY TEXT LARGER AND EASIER TO READCANT YOU APPRECIATE AN ACT OF KINDNESS?
>>4060459YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CALM DOWN WHILE I'M STARING AT THISHOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL
>>4060453only if you write Twist loving her little titties sucked and bitten by two boys
>>4060453>"I don't like your fanon, you should have my fanon instead"
>>4060462Is that even a real question?
>>4060453Haha, whatever you say man.
>>4060417>not watching her slap them, letting them bounce and bobble in an almost obscene manner>not suckling her, trying to get as much of her nipple into your mouth as you can>not tittyfucking her while she sucks on your fingers>not busting a pygeum and lecithin-enhanced load on her face and chest, giving her the biggest pearl necklace she'll ever get.
>>4060462I yes I then do. People may be you may want them soon later on.I'm just playing anon, most of the stuff I cap I still have saved on my machine.
>>4060464The thing is, I can adjust the size of your text on my end so there's no need to make everything uppercase. In fact, by breaking the standard you're actually making it harder for me to follow what you're saying
>>4060453>I want to fuck Rarity, so she has big tits>I dont want to fuck Twist, so she doesnt>My opinion is right, everyone else is wrong
>>4060458>I post all day in a thread where we talk about ponies.>I am scared of being called out for being a massive homo.>One of the scarier dudes in my job.>Have the nickname 'sniper' from my co-workers.I fear nothing.
>>4060469How does any of this even count as fanon? How does any of this have to do with my little pony?I don't mean to be a spoilsport but I don't think anyone can convince me that that huge titted thing has anything to do with a my little pony character named Twist.
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
Would you marry a somewhat impaired but emotionally capable Derpy?
>>4060461>she should be Scottisheveryone should be Scottish
>>4060478>I yes I then do. People may be you may want them soon later on.Put down the alcohol
>>4060465atleast it's not applebloompoor applebloom
>>4060491Yes.
>>4060453Just for you, Twist with tiny tits.And don't tell me you didn't see this one coming
>>4060466>She gasps when you bite down just a little>"B-be gentle--! That'th...! Hhh... Th-that thhouldn't feel tho good...!"
>>4060478What the fuck are you talking about?
>>4060493>And then everyone was Scottish.
>>4060489Fuck you buddyOne day I'll find my way into Equestria, become the pretty mare, go to Carousel Boutique and commission a pretty dress of my very ownThen I'll go get railed by every stallion I can find
>>4060489and I'll never get my butthole itch sated ;_;
Does Sweetie Belle play with herself while bored?
>>4060491Yep.Even if if theres a chance at lethal contact with her ass.
>>4060494I wanted it.
>>4060482i want to fuck Rarity, she has big tits.i want to fuck Twist, she has small tits.i want to fuck Pinkie, she has big tits.i want to fuck Dash, she has small tits.i want to fuck Celestia, she has big tits.i want to fuck Twilight, she has small tits.
Don't you love getting off from to find yourself sick. I know I do...
>>4060487It's Snarkycanon. The guy is so obsessed with sex and 'cougarity' it's both hilarious and sad.
>>4060509Of course she does, but she prefers company
>>4060503When I first saw that I thought she was talking to the Taco Bell chihuahua
I can assume that we're all horny lonely males from these threads? The Japanese seem about the same.
>>4060491If my first choice pone didn't return my affections, I'd go for Derpy.But I'd always feel like a sleazy fuck for having a "second choice" or "first choice" for something like this.
>>4060503>>4060493>ScottishMight as well repost these then.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHjcUjzdf0http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I0m1ACtEIbhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vc74GeCBuy
>>4060458> by a really popular tween boy bandNigga it's older than thathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODOj2jBUKW0
>>4060516>Don't you love getting off from to find yourself sick. I know I do...Oh MT, you can't Englishstill
>>4060516That is adorableBut once again you've misspelled something It's "Yay" not "Yey."
>>4060518So she sometimes plays with Rarity? Does Rarity enjoy that?
>>4060516>incoherent sentence>yeyMT, pleaseI beg you
>>4060384>>4060412Bueno.I'll work on my hips and stuff and try to do a better attempt than last time someday.
>>4060529>>4060526>>4060534I just...I just don't understand.
>>4060518>Rarity's hair like thatHNNNNNNNNNNNGh
>>4060541SHAKE IT ALL DE TIME
>>4060530She does.Any older sister should enjoy playing with her younger sister.It's almost her duty.
>>4060530Sometimes when Rarity has a break in between dress making, she absolutely loves to spend her free time having a tea party with Sweetie.Sweetie knows that Rarity only has so much free time and doesn't bother her unless she's not busy. Rarity makes it pretty obvious when she wants to play and feigns surprise when Sweetie asks her to join her for a tea party.
>>4060518>Bunch of dogsEw.
>>4060487Ponies, then. I like this one. Seems she would have a pristine hoof, wouldn't you say?>>4060500yesif only I could draw
Pony or Die results when
>>4060541MT I love your words.Anyone can do something correct all the time, But you have a way with inaccuracies that tickles me in the pony.
>>4060546I'm trying to use "playing" as an euphemism for masturbating or sex. I'm trying to imply that Sweetie Belle masturbates while bored and has sex with Rarity.You're not in the spirit of things, anon, and I don't want to see you make an effort when it won't be appreciated.
>>4060556I thought I was the only one.
>>4060541Of course you don't sweetheartOf course you don't
>>4060551NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO DRAW!Be a fag!
>>4060553When it's done?I haven't had my turn yet and I don't know when it's coming
>>4060565YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING PAINT BRUSH(BE A FAG)
>>4060523I was actually imagining that as a conversation between a Ram and a Deer when I recorded it.By the way, if you're curious to know - here's what the Deer's supposed to be saying.>"If he's gyan furth, a wee pirr-windie cuid eith gird 'im aboot!">"If he went outside, it'd be easy for a light breeze to knock him around!">If he wis a wee bit langer, I cuid heeze 'im up like a caber, lob 'im end o'er end, ken?>"If he was a little taller, I could hoist him up like a caber and toss him end over end."
Pony tastes Pinkie: tabasco sauceRarity: marshmellow Twilight: GrapeApple jack: OrangeRainbow dash: skittles Fluttershy: strawberryCelestia: vodkaNightmare moon: Liquorish Mayor: the glue they use on letters
>>4060522Take comfort in the fact that you weren't exactly her first choice either. After all, where did Dinky come from?
>>4060560I don't understand, Anon.Of course they know what sex they are, they are sisters.That means they are both female.Stop being silly, Anon.
>tfw headphones dying and every time a song lowers volume on the breaking side you hold your breath praying it hasn't gotten worse
>>4060562>>4060556You guys...are so nice!
>>4060549>you will never lie in wait under ground>you will never hear a pony walk over you>you will never strike and pull the pony underground before it has a chance to scream>you will never tie her with your not before taking her back to your harem of slaves
>>4060573SMALLER
>>4060553i thought it had done a while ago.
>>4060579>by
>>4060579The ? looks like a nose
>>4060575>implying she wasn't abused by colts that thought she didn't know any better
>>4060573Holy fuck most of these are fucking incorrect.But I like your Mayor headcanon...
>>4060586Nah its just Ninten grown up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8F0-SyTB6s
>>4060573>Pinkie spices up the night.
>>4060500>She likes it when you play with her breasts.>She doesn't think anyone would want to pay attention to them because they're so small.
>>4060603>she named them "Bubble" and "Bobble"
>>4060594Well now I feel even worse. There's nothing wrong with having a backup, is there /co/?
>>4060573>Apple jack: OrangeI KNEW IT! THEY WERE HER PARENTS
>>4060579>>40605562cute4me
Is your favorite pony Triple X Rated?
>>4060603that, that is the stuff
>>4060612As much as I like this girlAnd as much as I like that game...she can be pretty weird sometimes.And I wouldn't have her any other way.
You fucks have me listening to one direction again.I'm sure even the most flamboyant gay man would wonder what the fuck my deal is.
>>4060585>>4060608Fixed.Can you guys stop complaining now? I love MT.
>>4060627But I wasn't really complaining.
>>4060621Only when she wants to be
>>4060627why is that corgi getting drunk?
>>4060627>implying we were complaining
MT why you so cute for?
>>4060576What I'm trying to get at is that Rarity, sometimes, willingly inserts her tongue into her little sister's (Sweetie Belle) vagina or anus. And sometimes Sweetie Belle does the same to Rarity's vagina or anus with her tongue.You see, I'm trying to imply that the two unicorn sisters we are discussing engage in incestual cunnilingus and/or anilingus with each other, and that both of them consent to, and enjoy, their participation in these sexual acts.I'm sorry for any confusion.
beep?
>>4060635Cause I don't get paid to draw pones...
>>4060638
>>4060638boop
>>4060594>They got her drunk and had their way with her when she was passed out.>They thought she was passed out.>She just didn't understand why they were hurting her so much.>She thought they liked her.>They were helping her when she got dizzy.
>>4060638BOOP
>>4060638beep boop son, beep boopwe alive
>>4060641I DARE YOU TO WRITE A PARAGRAPH AND NOT MESS IT UP ADORABLY
>>4060621about 9/10 times when i draw them, yeahmy favorite pony changes a lot though, so
who's your favorite drawfag?mine is Rose
>>4060624>>4060622>she tells you about her speech-therapy sessions and how she's had to do exercises to strengthen her tongue and lips.>it hasn't changed much in regards to her lisp>but it's made her an amazing kisser.
> ... Pound Puppies is SO asking for human x dog R34Oh IRC.You crazy.
>>4060612>she loves it when you twist her nipples between your fingers>"Jutht be gentle..."
>>4060621>tables
>>4060641But you could, those are cute.
Where can I find the archive?
>that feel when a cute girl walks into the convention hall but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone
>>4060662
>>4060669What archive?Why would anyone want to archive this nonsense.
>>4060649I RUN ON AMERICAN JOBS
>>4060669Read the linkboard
>>4060660Any of them that contributed to this.
so what are we angry about tonight, mlpg
>>4060681not enough cheesy flutterdashobviously
>>4060660>I'll never be someones favorite drawfag
>>4060651Alright!Once upon a time there was a very little zebra. She lived in a Savananah very far away from Equestria. One day a big storm came and blew the little zebra all the way out of the Savananah and into Equestria. Where she lived amoung ponies.The end.
>>4060676Hasn't been posted in this thread
>>4060681You not drawing any gay porn right now
>>4060681I'm not angry about anythingWhat do you think this is, a morning thread or something?
>>4060660In spite of the awful shit staining his record (which isn't entirely his fault) AA is pretty nice.
>>4060641I would so play with the cmc.
>>4060681you never did draw Twist
>>4060670>that feel when she isn't
>>4060692Write a full fic about that.
>>4060696Oh yeah, he should fix that.
>>4060699AA?
>>4060692>SavananahHmmm...>amoungArchaic, but acceptable.
>>4060705>>4060705B..but it would be full of dumbs.
>>4060681not knowing how to work with anatomy
why is gay porn more accepted here than any ofther fandom
>>4060713do it
http://prpltnkr.tumblr.com/
>>4060661>she dives for you and goes to kiss you>your glasses bonk against each other
>>4060709Artanon.
>>4060696sorry bout that, ive been drawing commissions all day >>4060697i dunno these threads rarely are in agreement unless theyre upset about something and EFNW did just finishi just kind of went with the odds>>4060701beg your parden theres actually a whole mountain of requests that i have forgotten and not gotten around to, whoops
>>4060717I already wrote and illustrated one fic already don't make me do another.
>>4060716>more accepted here than any other fandomAre you serious? >homestuck
>>4060714I would that Oreopone
>>4060728No just write it, silly.
>>4060716it is?
>>4060725If it's in the early am then we are at our most serene.
>>4060714y u tryin to be so likable
>>4060730Or >just about any anime fandom involving males ever
>>4060672Sometimes the chat can be hilarious.And other times?Simple unbearable.
>>4060719OH GOD GLASS IN MY EYES GET IT OUT
>>4060719>>4060661>>4060664>>4060624You think she'd have any kinks? A geeky girl like her probably spent a lot of time fantasizing before she found you.There's probably a few things she's tried (or wanted to) that other girls wouldn't.
>>4060734are you trying to get me into scribbling out fics...It ain't gonna work anon.
can it be porn time now
>>4060754ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WRITE THE THING, MT
>>4060754How about Minituff wearing a mini backpack?
>>4060757
>that feel when you wish you knew what the femtrips looked like
>>4060757I'm gonna say no, but I can't really stop you, only report.
>>4060753she'd probably like it when you reach into her tangled mess of red hair and give it a good tug
>>4060772Isnt MT a black woman?Maybe I'm thinkin the wrong person.Either way I'd hug the shit out of whoever that was.
>>4060768shutup celestiait's always porn time>>4060775nevermind apparently its no fun time
which feels better? you now what:odds dragoness, evens husky
What if in one episode Twilight makes AJ super smart? You know like that Dexter episode?
>>4060778>She doesn't want you to tug on the drapes.>She guides you down the the shag carpet.
>>4060747That's not how glasses work, anonThey would just sort of bump each other then you would either pull back and take them off or continue despite it being slightly awkward
>>4060783Na don't listen to that anon.Please Hops, post anything you're working on or anything really.We slow and some arts would be nice.
>>4060772>tfw the same for the mentrips.
>>4060783What are you, 12 and just discovered the Internet? Porn is so 2002.
>>4060783Well fuck him.
>>4060782A sassy black woman at that.
>>4060785I have no idea why.But I read that as "Twilight takes AJ to a super market"I gotta stop reading fast at 5am.Look, Sugarcube, they rolled back the price on Apples!
>>4060796Who dont need no man?
>>4060802No, that's a _strong_ black woman
>>4060804Stop.
Could someone post a picture with music in it please. Need to see if it works on this university machine.
>>4060797>Applejack in a Wal Mart.It fits so well it's painful.I would rather have her getting smart with a Fred Meyer managerThat always gets fun.
>>4060811Oh, then what does a sassy black woman not need?Dont need no lip from you?
>>4060804I disapprove
>>4060768>>4060794shut up molestia
>>4060804holy shit this rules already anon who are you
>>4060813[No]
>>4060753>>4060778>Sometimes, she'll pick up a ratty old t-shirt made of thin material; if it's not thin enough, she'll snip it in strategic spots before she puts it on, with nothing underneath.>then she'll ask you to rip it open and tear it off of her, preferably with your bare hands.
The Modern Prometheus.
>>4060804
>>4060813How's this?[Goodmorning]
>>4060804Not my cup of tea in ideaBut I do really love the style and line work
>>4060795>that slight grin>that bulge...I'll be in my bunk.
>Picture with music in it.
>>4060804unf
>>4060753>geekywhy is she geeky
>>4060820>>4060826Thank you.
>>4060797>Sweet Apple Acres is the only apple supplier in the area>Applejack buys her own apples back from the supermarket>Won't buy anything else>"Apples 's healthy, Twilight. 'Sides, I ate all my emergency stash on the way here.">The store is only 5 minutes from her house
>>4060804reported
>>4060829smiles turn me on
>>4060804>>4060819I think that's SBI can tell from the pixels and having seen ome of his stuff in my time
>>4060826>>4060820you're saying people been posting words in brackets because there's music in there somehow? I'm not getting it
>>4060837>"Hoooo-wee Twiight, look! Apples! 5 bits for ah bag full of them">"But Applejack, don't you have a farm full of them">"But they're on sale Twalight">"It says they're grown on Sweet Apple Acres!"
>>4060821>One day you kick the door down, and stare her down.>She looks at you with a look of shock, as you enter the room, your theme music starting to blare from nowhere.>"IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THIS YOUNG LADY HAS TAUNTED THE HULKSTER INTO A RUMBLE!">"BUT DOES SHE THINK SHE IS READY FOR THE BEAT DOWN THE HULKAMANIA HAS FOR HER?!">Before you can turn a force knocks you down, catching your breath you get up and see him, on the other side of the arena.>The Macho Man himself, ready to settle the score, once again.>"But the hulkster took you down once and for all..." You say.>"You are in my realm now, brother." he says as he charges.
>>4060804SBpls draw anal penetration
why aren't I drawing?
>>4060840why does it always freeze with the last post being something sexual i posted about sweetie belledammit
>>4060812>>4060817>>4060839Can't please everybody.
>>4060849http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/133802
>>4060853Oh my god
My dog's breath smelled so good we maybe kind of kissed. The dog was way more into it than I was, so I'm no pervert or anything. Dog is really getting aggressive about the kissing thing and I'm just not into that. Don't buy this product if you want to maintain a healthy relationship with your dog.
>>4060857Why aren't you sleeping?
>>4060847oh>>4060804sb why dont you use a name anymore i dont come here often enough to recognize people who are on anon>>4060792also i guess here's lineart to a commission i worked on today (finished it but im not posting the finished version before the buyer sees it)
>>4060853>"I-I... am... THHO WET right now...!"
>>4060765Here ya go.Honestly I love that some people think I'm sassy....It's hard to be sassy when you can't even say sass.
>>4060858yourse cursedno man should hold all that power
>>4060869THE MACHO MAN IS ALWAYS THERE.ALWAYS READYALWAYS WRESTLIN'
>>4060871It annoys me that Kraut doesn't finish a lot of his works. His shitty lines when he sketches is ugly as hell
>>4060804>>4060875That's SB?Since when does he do porn?
>>4060875Who drew this scootasbass?Has it been colored?
>>4060850And people wonder why she's poor
>>4060875Nice, I hope you finish that. Something about ponies and guitars is awesome.
>>4060887>since when does he do pornYOU HAVE NO IDEA ANON
>>4060883YEAH BROTHER
>>4060875>sb why dont you use a name anymore This.Everyone who should post with a name doesn't and it's confusing as fuck.Posting without a name isn't magically better than posting with one. Especially if you already made a name for yourself providing content. In fact, that just makes it annoying as fuck.
>>4060878my love for sweetie belle sex is too great to be contained by a single websiteit can't handle the strain
>>4060887it's what he started drawing fim ponies for dudehe stoppped as of late for some reason
>>4060877I love that styleThat is really cute
>>4060875Ooh, nice job on the bass.
>>4060877So cute
>>4060888i drew it hahahait's already colored and in a much higher res etcit'll get posted tomorrow after i give it to the commissioner
>>4060887He bagan with porn. You know, ahes to ashes, circle of life stuff...
>>4060895Names cause uncontrollable dicksucking anonAnd besides, I like having newcomers have their spotlight in MLPG
>>4060895There's a huge stigma against posting with a name if you aren't currently producing content.Hence the recent trend towards "imma be anonymous even though its completely obvious who it is, that'll be much better"just use your fucking names, people.
What if one day AJ gets hit in the head, renounces her Apple heritage and moves back with the Oranges?
>>4060886Some of his finished stuff is pretty unique and pleasing. I know what you're getting at but I wouldn't go so far as to call it ugly, just unfinished.
>>4060877That is fucking adorable.Now draw a similar cheerful Icepack running along with her, with his own similarly childishly adorable pack. Maybe Superpony?
>>4060910Wow, it seems totally different from your usual style. I was going to ink it further and color/shade it too
>>4060899>>4060893>>4060911Oh wow
>>4060875>sb why dont you use a name anymore Just uncomfortable in my own skin right now I guess.
>>4060913But I do.When I actually have something to contribute, or I'm answering questions.
>>4060914>she doesnt wear her hat the whole time
>>4060913>There's a huge stigma against posting with a name if you aren't currently producing content.But what I'm trying to say is that that's wrong. It just leads to threads full of people trying to guess who the fuck is posting and sometimes they don't even put their name on when they ARE making content. Rose and SB do this now and it's dumb.
>>4060912One day I wanna be you.
>>4060922>laughing sluts.gif
>>4060913See? That's the irony with it all: how are you supposed to use a name when you post if you're currently drawing something and away from the thread? Also, don't forget to mention strange amounts of hate sometimes just happens to some of our resident drawfriends. There are as many cons as there are pros to posting with a name.Not SB, by the way, some other dude.
>>4060914I like to imagine that the Oranges, like all modern city elite, were horrible, horrible hedonists and had sex with Applejack the first day she moved in and every single day she was the there.
>>4060930That wasn't SB
>>4060918It's unfinished yes, but it seriously reveals his lack of confidence within his lines. His final stuff looks pretty good, yes though. Perhaps not ugly, but it isn't aethstically pleasing either.
>>4060926eurobeat plsit's like three in the morningshouldn't you be sleeping?
>>4060923Your style is pretty neat and recognizable.You're only hurting people like Hops who don't come here very often.Of course you might avoid a few hate anons this way, though.
will you guys follow my twitter
>>4060944It wasn't meant for SB~.
>>4060894This has to be the best horrible thing we have ever made.
>>4060951and seenot using your name leads to this wasteful "calling out" shit that drove taw outta here
>>4060955mlpg hats twitter
>>4060954>His style is recognizableYeah just look for unfinished art
>>4060930You'll be me one day MTJust take off your name you silly goose~
>>4060940I'm pretty sure the solution to all of this is to realize that 4chan is 4chan and to just stop giving a shit.
>>4060964Wasteful, and also incorrect.
>>4060967pleaseI want attention
>>4060964I always thought it was a game to both anon and the trip/namefagsSheesh shit is so serious around here sometimes.
>>4060921thanks? i like how it turned out at least so im assuming its a compliment>>4060923aw gosh well alright i guess pls put your name on when i show my ugly face here i wanna at least be able to recognize friends ;_;
>>4060944Stop it with your namefag shipping already I only like despairng, unrequited-love, depressing ships
>>4060976hence why it's wasteful
>>4060913But I do it all the time.Look at me, I'm doing it right now!wolololololololololo!I'll stop now.
Would you a Mrs. Cake? Would you double team her with Mr. Cake?
>>4060833It's Twist.
https://twitter.com/MichelleCreber/status/238127204377194497TUUUUUUUUUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhttp://mjolkk.tumblr.com/post/29953542403/this-is-my-last-post-about-everfree-and-the-ensuing
>>4060990I love that image
>>4060982then do I have quite a tale for you, anon.maybe some day, I'll get around to telling you guys the whole story.
>>4060990Yes and yes.
New shark week where?
>>4060990That's pretty much the only situation I would a Mrs. Cake>tfw you'll never double team Cadence with Shining Armor
>>4060994Oh hahaha.
>>4061002after magnet week
>>4060990artist?
>>4060990No. Because I would only ruin it.
>>4060865that is fucking nuts!
>>4060994>Celestia radio.Man...I remember when I used to listen to that.I was so innocent.Perhaps, once more, for old times sake...>Throws headphones down.>Shoots it.>The horrible sound just comes from the speakers.WHY
>>4060999 I hope there's a lot of pining,crushed hope, rejection, and eventual acceptance of inevitable perpetual loneliness, while cherishing a few stolen moments of almost happiness
>>4060753>she's the first girl in her class to try oral sex>she's the first to swallow
>>4060980>I always thought it was a game to both anon and the trip/namefagsmaybe it was at one point.But it quickly became a method for namefags to easily broadcast who they were while being able to deflect all claims of attention whoring
>>4061022I'm still working on the whole acceptance part.
okits bedtimegoodnight mlpg, sorry for not really contributing anything tonight
Which pony most enjoys some casual spanking after a busy day of work?
>>4061040It's okay, I'm sure you have something planned soon for compensation.
>>4061041scootaloo
>>4060968Why do you hate sketches so much anonymous?You're not entitled to free art.
>>4061018What is Celestia radio?
>>4061047Would you?
>>4061056Is that even a real question?Hard, fast, and repeatedly.
>>4061018I listen to it now and then.I should probably feel bad about that but oh well
>>4061054It was (is?) a radio station that played brony music and occasionally interviews.
>>4061056Don't Tempt me
I found all of my favorite bands through Pandora.
>>4061040Good to see you around hops.
>>4061032>she swallows your cock
>>4061034>But it quickly became a method for namefags to easily broadcast who they were while being able to deflect all claims of attention whoringMore like some of us realize that the instant we post with a name (even when contributing), we get dogged for "attentionwhoring" because it bothers some people *that* much that someone is posting with a name around here. I do it so that I can *not* piss someone off. It's not some sort of crutch to escape ridicule, if that were the case, some of us would never use names at all in the first place. Make up yer derned minds.
>>4061056I would tell her she's as awesome as rainbow dash
>>4061067http://ponify.me./It's still running.WHY is it still running?!
>>4061056I'd spunk her repeatedly
>>4061038Good luck, I know that feel, kinda... if you need to talk about it, I'm willing to listen, though I'm not sure the thread would take kindly to that conversation
>>4061072I find a lot of music I like through pandorais that so bad?
>>4061071
>>4061086Why is he climbing the mountain?
>>4061082But that's exactly what I'm saying. I'm agreeing with you right now. It's this ridiculous opposition to someone using the namefield that CAUSED all the "personalities" to use obtuse methods to avoid being called out as attention whores. >make up yer damned mindshuh almost like we aren't a hivemind or something, right
>>4061094>>4061072I've never heard of the thing
>>4061082>we get dogged for "attentionwhoring"And now you're getting dogged for this shit too. Somebody will always bitch at you for something. Somebody will always be pissed off. Why give a single fuck?>Make up yer derned minds.Please realize that anonymous is not a hivemind and there will always be an angry vocal minority.
>>4061102He has to get to Candy Mountain.
>all this talk of dogging>none of it is about Cougar Rarity taking a walk in the park to get fucked by random guys behind the bushes
>>4061087>taking your vitamins>unload all over a fillyUnf.
>We are apparently getting mad at tripfags for not tripfagging enough.Can we get mad at something less retarded, perhaps?Can we get mad at those happy little trees?
>>4061114Wrong.He wants to make love to the mountain.Challenge the rock.Challenging DEATH
>Things Twist has tried>Oral Sex>Swallowing>Foot Worship (Giving)>Toys>Nipple Play>Breast-massage>oiling up>hair-pulling>clothes-ripping>outdoors
>>4061103>>4061110I apologize if "make up yer derned minds" sounded as if it was referring to *everyone* in the thread as a whole. It's aimed more at the people who keep up the whole giving-crap-to-name-users thing.They want free art, then they want to cry about it
>>4060914>Granny Smith puts her picture on the shame wall along side the picture of her good for nothing son>Refuses to even acknowledge her existence anymore
>>4061120>all over>not inside
>>4061091I don't see what good talking about it would do at this stage, I mean, I've already talked about it with my closest friends and nothing good comes of espousing it again and again, save for it is once again placed at the forefront of my conscious rather than hidden behind a front of "moving on"I mean, we could always go somewhere else to talk...if you want to listen...
>>4061130>pegging
>>4061133Is this the same son I am think about that shared some salt in Appleoosa?
>>4061137I would get a filly pregnant.Or at least try at every available moment, again and again.
Chill levels?
>>4061154Wes
>>4061118>Granny Smith is always a passive aggressive bitch with the Oranges when they come visitIt could be >fun
>>4061130>titfucking if your Twist has small tits, she'll still try and if she's got big ones, hooooo boy...
>>4061154Me? Same as always.Other side of the pillow
Which RPG battle system would best suit a MLP RPG?Which RPG battle theme?
>>4061154unchill.
>>4061162>Which RPG battle system would best suit a MLP RPG?Paper Mario.Fuck, now I want to see this.
>>4061162Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga'sremixes made by Eurobeat
>>4061161My pillow is made out of Pegasi Down an d the coolest side i always the side my head is resting on.
>>4061154we are burning red, not enough chill.
>>4061154Off the Chilliff.And it fell down the Chillhill and formed a massive chillvalanche.There were no chillvivers.The whole of Chillville was lost that day.Some would say, if you walk in the ruins today, you would feel a chill.
>>4061175
>>4061176Well we were chill....
>>4061176
>>4061162[RPG]
>>4061176Twilight you wouldn't.....
>>4061182
>>4061162I've been wondering the same thing myself.
>>4061176YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING DARE
>>4061182BOUT TO CHILL THAT ASS OF YOURS IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TIPPING OVER THAT GLASS YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>4061188Oh GOD NO.
>>4061167Uhhh think I'm going to have to disagree. Super Star Saga had a far more fun duo system.
>>4061188BUTHOW
>>4061196
O-ONEE SAMAG-GOOD JOB RAISING THE SUN
>>4061188
>>4061200
>>4061162[s]
>>4061200THE MILK IS PREPARING AN ASSAULT ON THE PURPLE MONSTER
>>4061200Do it, faggot.
>>4061200Twilight if you drink all that chocolate milk you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMSTA0JFioOh Rainbow Dash, you are the silliest pony.
>>4061197I liked both a lot but I am partial to Paper Mario so I'll have to stick with my choice if that's alright with you.Both would fit very well though.
>>4061176>>4061182>>4061188>>4061200>>4061206
>>4061200May god have mercy on our souls
>>4061160>hotdogging>anal
>>4060919Done~
>tfw the milk spills Twilight on the table.
>>4061235>Pasion.
>you will never casually rape Pinkie Pie as a prank
>>4061235>regular milkGet a load of that DORK
>>4061201Unf
>>4061154Silent ChillChilling FloorJack and ChillChilling Me SoftlyThe Fool on the ChillLicense to ChillMount ChillimanjaroThe Legend of ChilldaAll's Chill That Ends ChillChill or be ChilledMichael Jackson's ChillerLord of the Rings: The ChillmarillionWho Wants to be a Chillionaire
>>4061244I will voodoo your ass!
>>4060877>>4061235These both melt my heart.
I wonder if NTSTS is a fan of Finnegans Wake.
>>4061242>Pinkie Pie will never make a cupcake with her vaginal fluids and serve it to you
>>4061254Sam B pls...
>>4061138 I'd listen, but I'd feel really bad for making you go through it again. Maybe the best thing would be to not bring it up again. I'm really sorry... Good luck with everything. I'll be cheering for you
>>4061207Persona?
>>4061235MT do you have a tumblr or anything?
>>4061242>Oh man you got me good Anon! That was a great prank!I'll have to get you back even better!
>>4061224>assplay>ponyplay>cosplay>rapeplay
>>4061270I do. And I stream now too.
>>4061270She would tell you.But she would have to spell it.
>>4061260...That's a good thing
>>4061275Wonderful. But I was truly hoping for a link.
>>4061277You are a JERK.
Anyone got that really nice quality .gif of the pixel animation of the spear guy?
>>4061162http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo8rU7VjJ9YBest battle music of the year all years all systems
>>4061268> Maybe the best thing would be to not bring it up again.If half a year of trying to get over by not bringing it up and trying to pretend it doesn't exist didn't help, then I'm inclined to think the amount of time that WOULD be required to solve this problem via ignoring it will probably lead to my death.Regardless, thanks, even though I know you'd retract your support if you heard me sperg out about this.>implying that's not exactly what I'm doing right now
>>4061277ahahahahhah
>>4061285That Twilight always bein a bitch.Thinks shes ms sand, drinkin outta cups
>>4060680>my drawing is there:3
>>4061277
>>4061295Well quite frankly, I hat it.
>>4061274>breathplay>you later both agreed that was a bad idea.
>>4061282>>4061270So that's a no? I need to sleep soon.
Chill levels are currently reasonable.I present to you, Ghost Pone.THE JOKE IS RACISM. LELELELELELEL.
>>4061285I'm sorry....
Which princess loves her subjects the most?
>>4061197how would bros attacks work with pone
>>4061306Damn that club is jam packed
>>4061309>shipping attacks
>>4061306FINISH IT
>>4061306I don't get it.
>>4061306>mfw my request
>>4061300It's not very nice to hat others
>>4061311You could say that he slammed it.
>>4061294She's king of the books, the bookmeister. If anyone needs some books read they go to her, BULLSHIT.
>>4061306I find this comic personally relatable as i am also a ghost
>>4061308
>>4061306As a black ghost I find this offensive.
>>4061323oh boy then I know the perfect way to get you a gfghostsingles.com/chat.php
>>4061320Fuckin pink one in the background goin fuckin CRAYZAAAAAAH
We italics now
>>4061336>>4061336No we aren't
>>4061329>Be a black ghost.>tfw nobody can see you in the dark.
>>40613063spooky5me
I want to live in the attic and make pastries.
Guys I need your helpHow do you spell this one's name?
>>4061338>Mexican ghost>people mistake you for a fart cloud>you even smell like burritos
>>4061351Don't ask MT....
>>4061351
>>4061348Wish granted. But you live over a barber shop on Fleet Street...I wish to be the little girl
>>4061351eiP eikniP
Current Ghost Pone canon:Isn't spooky at allA poneA ghostA ghost poneA pone ghostWants to be a comedianAny more?
>Be a ghost.>Some Guido who works out too much brings his fat friend and some skinny fucker into your house.>They start acting like you are not there and ask questions to themselves like morons all night and keep you awake.>Decide to fuck with them.>They freak out, just as planned and leave eventually.>A month later they come back, and won't leave you the fuck alone.
>>4061351Pinky pie
>>4061351PONKAH PURH
>>4061291 I wouldn't retract my support from someone who needs it, regardless of how pathetic they think they are. I'm quite pathetic and a coward myself in that respect, though I like to put on a brave face. And sometimes, I almost believe it myself. I can't offer any advice, but I am absolutely certain you'll get through this, whatever it is.
>>4061351Diane
>>4061351p
>>4061351plunkus poot
>>4061351Panka Poe.
>>4061363>>4061368>>4061370>>4061376Thanks guys how about this one?
>>4061383scataloo
>>4061351Ponka
>>4061383Scott
>>4061383scarfy
>>4061383Cocksock.
>>4061383Chicken Little.
>>4061351>>4061383Here, have this.
>>4061383Puppy.
>>4061383Scootalina
>>4061383it's a zergling you idiot
>>4061383Terry
>>4060764schlorp!
>>4061400>Derpy Hoovesevery time
ITS SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY
>>4061400>twats>mur
>>4061400I was laughing until I got to "bodobd" and then i lost my shit.
>>4061409I just want to get fucked.
>>4061413WINTER FOR POLAND AND FRAAANCE
http://img.lulz.net/src/something.something.something.batshitinsane.jpg
>>4061409>hobopone putting on her space helmethhhnnnggg
Which pone should lick what pone
>>4061420That's fucking awesome.
I find this to be appropriate.
>>4061428white pone lick pink pone
>>4061426>Hobopone is going to be given a good home from the generous mare that found her sleeping in the streets.>Everything is going to be OK for her from now on.
>>4059312HAHAHA YES! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS EDIT!
>>4061420Should have just drunk bleach
>>4061383SKHOOTL
>>4059312Are mabel and tyrone siblings
>>4061420>*magic sound plays
>>4061400I'm so boredhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s00aR0Uk8gnl
>>4061453Why do you have your name on?
>>4061420That is fucking stupid and gay as hell and it will never happen to me a bloo bloo bloo
>>4061435>no she won't>because tess is depressed and besides only wants to draw mare vaginas now
>>4061460because ur a faget
>>4061476And he was trying to comfort me about writing. Pfft.
>>4061428Purple pony should lick rainbow pony
>>4061484People with their own problems comfort others all the time, just because they themselves suffer doesn't mean they don't want to see others excel.Don't just blow him off like that.
>>4061420>BOY! A F**KING CAR AHEAD! WATCH OUT!
>>4061476>Hobo Pone is going to become the next Little Miss Rarity.
>>4061484It might seem strange but when you're depressed it's often comforting to try to comfort others. You take your mind off your own problems and you get a little good deed pep.
>>4061494No, but the fact that they're suffering does kinda disqualify them from dispensing advice on how not to suffer from the same or a similar affliction.>>4061501I guess.
Give me my good night kiss, /co/
would you a butt
>>4061508fuck you
>>4061420Kind of heretical.
>>4061508I don't touch useless ponies
>>4061505>No, but the fact that they're suffering does kinda disqualify them from dispensing advice on how not to suffer from the same or a similar affliction.They have first-hand experience and don't want others to go through it to, I really don't think it's disqualifies them.
>>4061508Kissu~
>>4061508But I am already sleeping
>>4061508>guillotine_4.png
>>4061509 I cannot even BEGIN to describe how quickly I would rim a filly buttwith her little hindlegs dangling in the air as I eat out her assit'd be great, trust me
>>4061420That's dumb.
>>4061508Fuck off, Roogna.
>>4061517But the point is, they're still suffering.I'm just gonna take anything an actively depressed person says about how not to be depressed with a grain of salt, is all.
>>4061505It's just one of those wah help me i suck self pity phases.Can't have the good times without the bad times Iguess.Man do I have some good times though so it's still kinda worth it.
>>4061532This but with scootaloo
What does Roogna even do?
>>4061551hey youstop having hormones
>>4061420Someone give me a good filename for this
>>4061558Nothing.He barely posts anyway.
>>4061509depends, is it this one?
>>4061558He's a "personality", like Leth or Sentenal.
>>4061558Absolutely nothing.
>>4061551I hope you get over it soon. I don't like seeing anyone in this sort of state.
>>4061560"1321498372641"
>>4061558He takes away attention from the Anonymous that deserve it.
>>4061569I'm pretty sure Sentenal is actually just an archival program
>>4061558He used to be a namefag back in the infant days of the general. Now he doesn't post with his name on except when he posts his nightly Luna pic when he goes to bed. Just keeping up tradition I guess.
>>4061576>1321498372641Yes, thank you.
>>4061568That is a very nice butt. Very round and squishy.
>>4061580I don't think programs suffer of autism.
>>4061546If you actually have medical depression then any advice other than "see a trained professional and get some pills" is going to fall short.But even knowing that someone cares enough to give advice is often more valuable than the advice itself.
>>4061568GODDAMNIT, Why the FUCK won't tan draw porn? This fucking picture is a goddamn blue ballerfuck
>>4061593Genitals would ruin the picture.
Did Raisin Quest happen last night?
>>4061590What if someone wrote it like that?
>>4061555>>4061532>>4061509I like Scootabutt. Not even necessarily anal with her. I just want to rub her butt and kiss it and lick it and taste it and lather it and massage it and squeeze i and fondle it and worship it
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4061599Why would someone do that?
>>4061551Hey Tess how can I become your friend?
>>4061559I refuse.>>4061575Yeah I'm feeling better.I just needed some time I guess.I do still need to get the tablet fixed before I can draw because fuck traditional work I want an undo function.
>>4061602Jazz link plox.
>>4061602>You will never chant and mutter with Gypsy Pie
>>4061568full moon on the rise!
>>4061595why the hell do you say that?
>>4061615GOOD
>>4061622Why is this so disgusting?
>>4061624Because it's true.
>tfw slept 7 hours.Dude.Dude I feel like...new.
>>4061632where is your support in this claim?
>>4061624No genitals masterrace
>>4061622Not so flattering
>>4061638In my butt, care to support in there?
>>4061602I don't watch FiW, but fuck me if those lyrics aren't clever.
>>4061607A) We talk some time, and we don't dislike each other.B) I vaguely know you and we don't dislike each other.
>>4061628
>>4061645you're fucked
>>4061638It's a beautiful ass and adding meat curtains would definitely make it not beautiful.
>>4061645bend over
>>4061648I think we're at B right now.
>>4061643no, i want you to tell me how, statistically and scientifically it would ruin the picture. fuck I mean he blue balls us with shit like this but wont draw porn, can we make him do it?
fuck semen on the keyboardhaha, that's what I get for not masturbating for 36 hours.
>>4061660Some people like me, and there's one more anon apparently, like ponies without genitals.Some kind of fetish, I don't know.
>>4061634I sleep for at least 10 hours one day every week. I recommend it.
>>4061659MI AMIGO!
Give me the sandwich.
>>4061674Now what?
>>4061676what is htis from
>>4061685i think you guys have to have children now
>>4061611http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
>>4061674Hey Tess, what do I have to do, to become your lover?
>>4061682
>>4061674Tess when you're feeling better I still want to collab.
>>4061660The picture looks fine as it is
>>4061682Give her the dick
>>4061701Sb I thought you were going to sleep.
The friendoff is a stupid idea and I hate you
>>4061706What kind of a sandwich is that?
>>4061706giga fattershy
Move when ready:>>4061693>>4061693>>4061693>>4061693>>4061693
>>4061676i will ravage your petite uropygial glands and turn them into production overdrive of your sweet peachy preening oil fluttershythen in your oil i will lubricate my hands and rub your belly
>>4061706Why are the fat ones always fluttershy?Almost without fail.
>>4061694>That feel when you can relate to Pinkie's Brew because your father is dead and would do anything to get him backMy soul, it's both fading and vibrant.
>>4061717No.
>>4061706That Cadence and Rarity. Unf.
>>4061726STAY HERE THEN, YOU'LL DIE WITH THIS HORSE
>>4061698
>>4061706>Nigga Spike.Why is this a thing.
>>4061686Crystal Fair Songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LkJ3_nVq8s
>>4061706There are a bunch of wouldable girls.I like this pic.
>>4061706>That Chrysalis niggerHahaha
>>4061710That was before I found out Tess was sad.
>>4061753
>>4061749I hadn't actually heard this all the way through yet. I was afraid.Fairly weak start, ramps up nicely halfway through. Lyrics aren't the strongest. Love the instrumentation though. Kind of short, shorter than it feels like it should be.5/10
Great
anon pls
Well, fuck this shit.
At first I thought /mlp/ was going away entirelythen I was sad
What the shit?
It's funny because I made that thread, looks like a janitor is on the loose.New one: >>4061893
Get your shit together, anon
IT WASN'T ME
