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Soon!
>>4054440Oh god, finally.
>raepuru
MM..FOOD
>>4054446>From people making caricatures. How many % of nerds do you think actually wear pocket protectors? Or thick-rimmed glasses? And yet that is the stereotype of a nerd.I'm pretty sure that's just an out dated image. Like computer programmer students in university in the 60's.
S3 when?
>>4054469>retsupurae
Herp derp derp.After I finish eating I'll try to get some sketching done.
MLPGCelestia edition
Someone draw Rarity as Shetland Pony pls.
>>4054154We are a depraved bunch.
So, these two equines.What did you think of them and their song?
>consented rape
>>4054474just like any other stereotype
>>4054440>Leth makes thread with Twilight as thread picture>Deletes>Remakes with Rainbow DashSo you've tossed her aside that easily, huh?
>>4054474>I'm pretty sure that's just an out dated imageSo inaccurate, then.
>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
WHO WANTS A BLOWJOB FROM A SHORT WOMAN?
>>4054484somebody draw MILFity pls
>>4054483I'm ok with this
>>4054492They're stupid and I hate them!
>>4054492Love the song, don't really care for them.
>>4054490MLPG is our homeWe are slightly better than our inbred tripfag cousins in /b/read.We must embrace depravity and use it as fuel for our journey.
TOWAIRII
>>4054483What kind of Celestia?Can we have chubby Celestia too?
Braeburned is trying to organize some kind of gay brony orgy in my cityBraeburned lives in my citywhat the fuck
>>4054492There were the worst villains in the show.
>>4054474NASA Spokesperson recently talking about how they're trying to get rid of the geek image as well. You're destroying dreams NASA.
>>4054483As you command
IT'S GETTING HARDER TO BREATHE
>>4054535Release the kraken.
>>4054492Disliked the songDisliked them, a little too cartoony for such antagonistic intentions.
>>4054500I just didn't immediately find that picture again is all...And I forgot MLP General in the subject line, hence the deletion.
>>4054535Go take pictures.Get some shit packed.
>>4054511...Is she actually a woman, and is she free of any diseases?Has she had any previous partners to compare me to?
>>4054519we got that too.
>>4054475Why is she so perfect /co/?She's best pony,, has best sister, has best parents, has best VA which is also confirmed by the other VAs.Why can't she be real /co/? ;_;
>>4054517How about MILFity riding Shetland Pony Rarity?
>>4054519that's a pretty good butt
>>4054535So are you gonna go or what?It's not every day you get to be a part of an orgy
>>4054553>such antagonistic intentions>travelling salesmenSeriously
>>4054547YOUR SEXY LIE'S CUTTING INTO ME
>>4054557
I feel like i'm the only one who doesn't like Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie.
>>4054511That depends, will she wear this purple wig and orange wings while she does it?
>>4054578>Take Applejack farm is not antagonistic at all
>>4054533>the only good chubby Celestia pic in existence
>>4054503>modern stereotypes don't existpull you head out of your ass.
>>4054535So are you going to go to the gay brony orgy? Or do you mean mommy MLPG to give you her blessing first?
>>4054589Who?
>>4054535Is that the one they advertised on /mlp/? The one where the guy said he wanted to go with a boombox and blast this while sitting in the corner? http://youtu.be/K2rwxs1gH9w
>>4054569>implying Sweetie isn't better.
>>4054603I didn't say they didn't exist faggot, I said they're rarely accurate. What the fuck are you even arguing for, you're obviously not paying any attention to what's going on
>>4054572>implying it isn't the best butt
>>4054601why do chubby/pregnant pone give me such boners? fuck am i turning into ross?
>>4054577I dont want AIDS
Why would you oppose Crippleorphan being represented as a cripple in the show?
>>4054569Keep searching anon. Maybe one day you'll find her.Then we shall fight. A honorable duel between real men.I'll cut you for her
>>4054589Never claim you are "the only one." It's arrogant.But yes, he doesn't really try that much outside of lolanime reference.
>>4054589but she IS a whore, whether we'd like her to be or not.
>>4054630But she is crippled.
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>>4054559>get some shit packedi c wut u did thar
>>4054632I would that human Rarity so hard
>>4054621Sweetie Bell's VA/Claire hangs out all the time with Tabitha.
>>4054569Personally, I'd feel embarrassed by my fucked up human world. I would never subject Rarara to such horrors as earth.>>4054483Sure
>>4054630Because she can scoot scoot and also hover. So she's obviously not crippled.
>>4054577Hell no, I just had no idea this kind of thing was so close to homeI do not live in a very large city
>>4054628there's cool people who like that stuff too you know
>>4054578You could argue that they were just being entrepreneurs, but taking a family business like that seems a little heartless to me.
>>4054628No, there's quite a difference. If this gave you such boners you'd be turning into Ross
>a woman will never wrap her erotically long legs around your neck while you eat her out>she will never lie perfectly flat on her back and invite you to take her like a man>you will never slowly push into her tight cunt while you switch between suckling from one of her perfectly positioned breast and rubbing your snout between them>she will never scratch your ears and neck while you rut her>she will never wrap her long arms and legs all the way around you when she feels you flare inside her
>>4054535>why does he keep shoving his faggotry down my throat?
>>4054669You already posted this.
>>4054601>that feelLK draw more Celestia chub plsOr just princess chub in general
would you spend a day with sweetie belle nonsexually?what would you do together?nonsexually.
>>4054626Sorry, but that honor goes to flutterbutt
>>4054660>"Fly Scootaloo! Use your special wings!"
>>4054660A guy with one leg can still hop, that doesn't mean he's not crippled
>>4054621>>4054621Someone post the colored version.
>>4054634>It's arrogant.Its actually a cry for attention and reaffirmation, but you can keep believing its arrogant if you want.
so that DVD comes out before the show air, you'll stream it and we'll talk like a new episode?
>>4054687>she fires up her jetpack
>>4054669Are you describing being a pony fucking a human woman?If yes, I don't think this is drawn enough
>>4054684Go to a park and sing duetsMaybe wrangle us up an acoustic guitarist for accompaniment
>>4054697
>>4054701Nigga it ain't coming out before the show airs!
>>4054704>she catches on fire
>>4054689Using your wings as a motor to ride your scooter at the speed of sanic isn't really like hopping.
>>4054704>It goes as well as when Tony Stark first tested his boots.
>>4054599>Its just businessYou believe in capitalism don't you?
>>4054664who else besides LK?
>New possible writerFuck why does all the news happen when I sleep.So was the Land Before Time TV Series good?
>>4054625>whining about meaniepoo stereotypes>call others a faggotnice. i just hope your friends in the LGBTBBQ community don't hear about your comments online; you know how much damage and harm that can do to their sensitive bodies.
>>4054599>>4054665They offered them a deal first.
How on earth could this show do a "stranger danger" type episode.
>>4054745You talking about Levinger?
>>4054628>Ross has made liking chubby ponies a taboo for some peopleTruly that scum of a human being is worse than 20 Hitlers
>Scootaloo episode>She tries to learn to fly, but just cant>Lots of people trying to help her, but trying to do so in their own way>Eventually she gets the idea to have a magitech flight mechanism like Tank>The lesson is everyone is special in their own way
>>4054755>Fuck you we are going to take your farm because you dont accept our shitty deal
>>4054755Some deal, wasn't it like they take all the apples, sell it as cider and then leave with 75% of the profits and the Apples unable to afford the bills?
>>4054634>Never claim you are "the only one." I am pretty sure i can safely say i am the only one in mlpg who likes to shit while wearing my sisters panties and then fap with my own feces.
>>4054763
>>4054755Not a very fair deal.
>>4054740me
7chan, where you can discuss literal horse sex on /be/, but can't post MLP porn on /fur/.
>>4054704>she learns to tweak them so she can dance around the sonic barrier and do machine-gun bursts of sonic rainbooms
>>4054782that reminded me to HTTYD, would be nice
>>4054740Envy, Red Intravenous....uh....SB sometimes?
>>4054778What?No this http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/possible-new-writer-for-mlpfim/
>>4054781
>>4054740>implying LK is cool
>>4054731imminent domain and co-ops are particularly un-american and yet
>>4054601>the way this guy does pony shoulders>also in the pinkie bidet pic
>>4054745Is it bad that the first thing that I thought of was "Wait, we got new writer in MLPG?"
>>4054793...Possibly the only one here, but not the only one that lives, I'm certain.Though what array of neuroses would form what you are, I cannot imagine.
>>4054816Well. That's interesting.
>>4054825ross go to bed
>>4054834*eminent domain
>>4054799>4chan does it so we aren't going to7chan is so hilariously pathetic. Nobody cares about their shitty little rivalry.
>>4054841I thought the same toobut then I suddenly gave a fuck when realized it was a show writer
>>4054793Do bronies lack self awareness?Like how fucking ugly they are?
>>4054816>Bla bla bla Story Editor for Life with LouieMan I fucking loved that show
SCOOTSWHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME
>>4054810>sometimesi always like them. unless you were referring to one of my doppelgangers?
>>4054793That looks like a nice plushie.
>>4054823>chubby twilightunnnnnnnnnnnnf
>>4054840>tfw no one else will do Bidet pictures>tfw you originally asked for the first picture, and the resulting enthusiasm from that one anon rubbed off on you, and now you want to see more of themDammit, hoisted by my own petard.
One of the mane ponies gets a crush during S3 that not only is unreciprocated but doesn't really go anywhere and mostly exists to force some kind of friendship lesson for the specific episode.which pony is it?how big is the shitstorm?Would you be against it?
>>4054225>pissyeah whatever, still, same question to you all
>>4054863Sometimes it gets me curious on what some of you fuckers look like. We already know one of you are a cripple or some shit.
>>4054782>the magitek exists but nopony else can use it because they can't react fast enough>her special talent is hypersonic flight
I find ponies sitting on me non sexually the hottest fucking thing.
>>4054867SB, not you
>>4054897Twilight or DashThe flames will not spare anythingMeh I don't care
>>4054897Twilight on it doesnt really matter
>>4054863what are you supposed to do if you know you are ugly beyond repair? hide in a cave your whole life or just stop caring what people say?
>>4054897Dash has a crush on Soarin. I dance under a rain of brony tears.
>>4054897Twilight on Mac.Giant, at least as big as Derpy.Depends if the episode is good.
>>4054897Rarity would be the obvious, cliche choice. so probably Dash. from us, relatively small; from the piss, enormous. no, because who cares about Dash?
>>4054897It's Rainbow Dash.With Prince Blueblood.I would be there, with a gallon of gas ready to throw on the fire.
>>4054897>that not only is unreciprocated but doesn't really go anywhereSo is just like Spike?
>>4054851>implying I'm Ross
>>4054823RedIV, you're awesome for bothering to stick around for some of us
>>4054897Fluttershy or Twilight.Amazing.Wouldn't really care.
>>4054816they damn well better make the new writer watch every single FiM episode before they even think of letting them touch the stories for the new season.i don't want what happened to family guy happen to FiM
>>4054897Dash on some dude. 9.9 on the Shitchter scale. I would enjoy the episode as I usually do.
>>4054915>non sexual sittingI like you
>>4054799>they think MLP is still a 4chan thingSuch sweet innocence.
>>4054936And what about Yamino's "anti-gay" bullshit she'll bring up
>>4054897FluttershyOn Big Mac. Unreciprocated because he has Cheerilee.The flames would consume all, and only our laughter would be heard, echoing in the ruins of the shipping graveyard.
>>4054954nah. Rarity actually cares about the guy.I think they mean totally igored
>>4054969>genitals touching your back>non sexualum
>>4054897Spike on not rarity. Wheel of Morality sayz: Jealousy is no good Rarity!
Okay so what's the flavor for tonightTeledildonicsFlutterstalkerDollsIce Pack>RapeGenderswaps/SelfcestHuman on Ponythe list goes onwhat's it gonna be MLPG
>>4054952
>>4054907Well, I'm a minor former camwhore on malegeneral. No nudity. They seemed to like me. But faggots are desperate. No real luck with the ladies.
>>4054957Not her, she was around earlier today and made that. But yeah she owns.
>>4054799>named modsalways a bad thing
>>4054799>"It's from 4chan so you must all hate it now, so don't talk about it here and that is final!"And the rest of the internet calls us autistic.
>>4054897Dash or Fluttershy for maximum brony tears; it would be the best thing ever.
>>4054989Flutterstalker
>>4054932Dress nicely.
So we're all in agreement that we wouldn't be upset at this crush and instead revel in the flames of the fandom?
>>4054989>rape
>>4054932>what are you supposed to do if you know you are ugly beyond repair? hide in a cave your whole life or just stop caring what people say?You don't have to be 10/10 to be liked.Look at this guy:>>4054793His problems:>Greasy>yellow teeth>neckbeard>fatAll solvable.
>>4054989Dolls mixed with human owners, if you please. That has grounds for shenanigans.
>>4054989I miss dolls
>>4054978If only it was still contained nicely on /co/>>4054969More>>4054987Ponies are always nakedThey would be used to genitals flying everywhere
>>4054989Genderswaps/Selfcest please. With sugar on top.
I want to lie down and hug a pony non-sexually, but she uses all four legs to cocoon me in the pone hug.And with that, I have to go to bed alone once again. It's a hard life, trying to become a wizard.
>>4054989Doll human on Doll pony, selfcest style!
>>4054989Me and Snarky Bastard agreed on this, GG:MILFity riding Shetland Pony Rarity.
>>4054989>that filename
>>4054989Dolls!
>>4054907I look unremarkable.
>>4054957>>4054995>tfw LK and Red are friend but they haven't drawn any chubby pone together
>>4054989Genderswap/Selfcest
>>4054989Genderswap/Selfcest, pls.
>>4054957>>4054995I'm still here, I'm drawingThank you guys though, I enjoy it here
>>4055019Isn't that the entire point of our existence at this point?
>>4054989human on pony
>>4054989Genderswap selfcest plz
>>4054989casual sex with a punk rocker.
>>4054986But nothing is going to happend.
>>4054989Ice Pack
>>4055006Oh wow, I just noticed that.I'm suddenly very, very glad I don't visit 7chan.
>>4054988Green Isnt Your Color.She already felt bad about being jealous anyway.
>>4054669>tfw your human calls you a good pony and scratches you behind your ears>tfw you slide out of your sheathe and your human admires how big you are>tfw when you fall asleep in their arms after a long night of rutting>tfw you wake up to find your human pumping your morning wood
>>4055039we OC'd once, it was awhile ago though. We drew some chubby pone. We need to do it again sometime
>watching nude yoga dvdthis counts as anatomy practice
>>4054932Be talented. If you can create something amazing people will be too distracted with it to care about your looks. It's how I get by when I'm feeling self conscious., though I'm pretty handsome.
>>4055024>>4054989Smarty pants giving Mac advice on Cheerilee
>>4055019I enjoy watching things burn. It's fascinating.
>>4054858>says an MLPG userREDDIT LOGIC.
>>4055019>Implying
>>4054858It's just good for when you want something different
>>4054989Flutterstalker is nice, but pretty played out. Ice Pack is your worst OC and no one likes him. How about something new?
>>4055065Seconding this.
>>4054907We had a discussion about me earlier, because I showed up in a picture of bronies that anyone rolling a 0 had to choose to live with in Bolivia.I apparently look more or less normal.
>>4054989Let's try something different.
>>4055039I just have a shitty schedule and can ever work out a good time to OC, otherwise I think we'd be drawing together more often.
>>4054989farts
>>4055086
>>4055006>>4055070that is the furry board where that is anon
>>4054989>>4055083This pls
>>4055006>>4055070It's not a named mod, there are just different versions of "Anonymous" on different boards. /fur/'s is Vulpes Inculta, /be/'s is Dogfucker, ect.
So are Twilight and Spike, uh......you know, doing it?
>>4055039But they did
>>4055099Oh, which one were you? Can you circle yourself in the picture and post it for us?
>>4055065>just one rule: no kissing
>>4055131No.
>>4055131It's their "special game".Spike is sworn to secrecy.
>>4055131Yes retard they are fucking.
>>4054989>FlutterstalkerYou never done this in a long while.
>>4055122>that slow stop, followed by fireEvery time.
>>4055105
>>4055141Since when does Gilda follow rules?
>>4055131No. Spike wants his shota dragon dick in Rarity. Rarity wants Fancy Pants. If MLP was well written this would go somewhere and have a dramatic conclusion. Instead we get Crystal Kingdom Playset commercials.
>>4054907>tfw in the skype chat at the right timeI have power
>>4055096> Ice Pack is your worst OC and no one likes him.His mummy loves him and that's enough>>4055131nobut it's an amusing concept for comicsThe consensus so far seems to be a pretty even split between selfcest, dolls, and human/ponysothis might be an interesting setupgive me a few
>>4055163
>>4054932if you have BAD acne, go to a doctor, you might not be fucked. and run every other day to unfat. I'm talking maybe a mile to start with. Even if you have to run as fast as you walk, run the whole thing. You'll unfat quick if you do this and don't pussy out and skip days. By quick I mean months not weeks, I'm not asking you to change your diet. That's too much for you faggots.
>>4055177Haha, that's not Leth!
>>4055134Man, I could've done so much better than that, but I was so tired.
>>4055177He's a ginger?I guess that fits the "soulless machine" fanon.
>>4055185Don't give me that look.
>>4055131Yes
>>4055139No I will not do that. If you still have the image, I'm wearing dark jeans, a blue brony shirt and am in the fourth row on the left side. Otherwise tough titties.
>>4055173Spike is still a baby dragon bro. A goddamn kid.The fuck could they do with it? I mean it can't be the classic boyfriend is a douche and acts like a complete dick to the kid behind the girl's back. Fancy isn't like that.
>>4055173>Implying your shitty drama ideas are goodGo write fanfiction faggot.
>>4055203same
>>4055177>reverse image search it >nothingI still don't believe you
What does mlpg think of Fancypants?other than jealousy?
>>4055205
>>4054989Human on pony!Human on pony!
>>4055211holy shit
>>4054915>>4054969siblings! I like heavy ponies
>>4055211wtf is she doing to his dick?
>>4055141but we break it anyway.because that's what rules are for.and then we go for a walk, down to the shops for an ice cream. she brings her guitar, and we sit on the sidewalk, looking up at the stars and playing slug-bug.
>>4055186I once lost 40 pounds in 2 months getting ready/qualified for USAF. Cried every time in the first month of jogging/running. Abd no, no one was supervising me during this.
>>4055229Shitty mary sue.
>>4055229a total bro
>>4055134>Total sphereI never understood that
>>4055229He's pretty cool.
>>4055241Tearing it off.
>>4055229Awesome and cool and coolawesome
>>4055229>implying I'm jealousHe's a cool guy and I would be happy if he ends up with RarityIf anything I'd be jealous on RarityShe deserves better than me anyway ;_;
>>4055229I kinda want to cosplay as him if I ever do go to this con next month
>>4055229Fun to write.
>>4054989HUMAN ON PONY SELFCEST
>>4055203>>4055218It's ok. You can do better on the next one
>>4055252>>4055259>hivemind
Oh night horse, I love you.... Why don't you talk to your spazz of a sister and tell her to chill out like you.
>>4055199What makes you say that?
>>4055252>shows up for a bit of one episode to be teased as a possible romantic interest for white pony>mary sue
>>4055229Pretty cool, a lot like Rarity that he goes against his characters typical stereotype
>>4055294You dont know what a mary sue is.
>>4055296he's what Blueblood was going to be in her fantasy
>>4055211See I thought she was edging him or jacking him off to mark her territory, then I noticed the bruises on his head and realized she probably tearing his dragon dick off. Picture went from hot to whoa really fast.
>one day I will be good enough to draw chubby ponyIt feels like I'm getting closer everyday
>>4055290>implying anything gets through that nag's head
>>4055291I dunno. It just seems unreal. As though Leth having a face suddenly legitimises the idea that you're all people and the last year has actually happened.
>>4054969Anon. I said I want more.
>>4055294>for white ponyyou mean this one?
>>4055215I'm just saying that a classic love triangle is something other shows would explore. But FiM won't.
>CMC VA saying nothing happened on twitterEat shit tumblr
>>4055229I would offer his skull to the blood god
>>4055314Im saying he isnt a mary sue because he's juat a bit character that we know little about. Or at the very least his Mary Sue-ness is insignificant
>>4055324If you been drawing, can you show us your progress?
>>4055326>Rose will never draw kinks
>>4055229The Husband Rarity deserves.
>>4055324Follow that dream
>>4055229>a rich unicorn who can get any bitch in the universe>genuinely likes Rarity for the hard-working mare she is and stands up for her when she's about to get wrecked by the Canterlot eliteHe's a cool guy, hope we see him again.
>>4055343There is no love triangle and this is not a drama show.
>>4055340Which white pony is the sluttiest?
>>4055332Well he posted it in the skype chat himself a few months ago. Take my word or don't.
>>4055340no, she was only in one scene. Hardly interested in her
>>4055363but not the one she needs right now?
>>4055290because im an only child?
>>4055343good?
>>4055361Or even suggestive themes.
Which pony would betray you in Halo to take the energy sword?
>>4055290>Talking to a woman>Who's your older sister>who's also on a constant periodAHHAHAHAHAHWant us to convince /v/ to talk about Vdoo Games and not be mad while we're at it?
>>4055347>Everyone like him>Save Rarity>Save the episodeHe's not a mary sue at all.
>>4055382>tfw no one would ever believe me if i posted my collection of faces from MLPG>and a bunch of them are gone anywaySad.
>>4055345Actually Tumblr's sort of in a panic about this and trying to do damage control.Nobody asked for this.
>>4055177>Leth has admitted to being a red head before>reverse google search brings up nothingIT'S HAPPENING
>>4055381How do you think he came the head guard in the first place?
>>4055393You already know the answer to this Anon.
>>4055393Dash. wait no, loyalty. Rarity.
>>4055393Scootaloo, every damn time.
>not waifuing Unicorn master race
>>4055376>which is why he's gotten rid of Fleur because Fleur is vapid and literally only gets by on her looks, whereas Rarity could get by on her looks but chooses to make something of herself.Makes perfect sense really
>>4055338I'm sorry but that is all I have
>>4054907Well, I do have a rather impressively large mustache.
>>4055382>Well he posted it in the skype chat himself a few months agoDr. White pls
>>4055386He already paid for his time with her, FancyPants was more interested in the new prospect
I'M HOTREALLY HOTYOU'RE JUSTSUPER NOT
>>4055441I have to draw the third oneI'm sorry for taking so long
>>4055414Wait, damage control on what side?
>>4055278I would be pissed.Mostly becuase they'd honestly have to say that he was just banging Fluer and they weren't christlord married. I think Fleur is a very pretty pony that would be interesting to fleshed out.>tfw when no art of fleur beating the shit out of rarity for trying to take her meal ticket
>>4055422in retrospect I wish I'd asked Hops to put a 't-twily' in there
>>4055435>wanting to get pierce in your sleepI rather a Earth Pony then take my chances.
>>4055348I've not been doing pony. Right now I'm just doing boring life studies.
>>4055437actually makes sense.Nothing will probably come of it. I approve this ship now.
>>4055441God damn it's so perfect.
>>4055211Ugh.I thought this was bad and then I noticed who drew it, and then I felt very sad.Used to be a cool guy.
>>4055345>>4055414What the fuck are you guys talking about? Something PT related I imagine?
>>4055444one hundred hairs make a man
>>4055472Couldn't he just marry and fuck the both of them?Ponies are polygamous.
>>4055482Tell me about it. Life drawing is boring as fuck. When I'm at sessions I have to get friends to stop me from leaving.
>>4055348I'm not him, but I started just asking for requests today and trying to draw them. It was fun.
>>4055486You can force the ship until a tumblr artist pick it.
>>4055472>and they weren't christlord married. So? They just pulled that shit on Adventure time.
>>4055500>Ponies are polygamous.>fanon
unded
>>4055489Couple of people buttmad about Everfree Northwest's success.
>>4055469Something about exposing Tinker for lying and exaggerating and deliberately trying to make guys who like ponies look bad to the media. Or some shit like that.
>>4055211Uh... Is there more?I'm sorry please don't hate me
>>4055472>implying Rarity wouldnt crush that vapid whore
>>4055441Why is fat red pony being so mean to yellow pony? Why can't I be that lucky
>>4055508Are you taking more?
>>4055134that is quite the ass on that Rarity quite indeedI lost that really cool Fancy Pants picture
>>4054907I have been confused for no less than five different people in the same afternoon, by different people. I am completely average in both looks and personality....It's distressing, to a degree, knowing that I'm innately replaceable.
>>4055507but man does it give results fast.
>>4055522http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRAGl1BOiQ
BED TIME
>>4055514>Bronie masses gets it hands on itWhy would he want to do that?Anyway all he has to do is make a popular artist from here to draw it. It gets posted on his/her tumbler and bam popular.
>>4054479Here. Here's a thing.
>>4054907I posted a picture of myself here, a long long time ago.I know better than to do that again.
>>4055437that works
>>4055489Basically PT reported to a news outlet that Everfree was a gathering of violent, sexist, transphobic pedophiles who watch a show for young children.
>>4054678I moved it here so that the Raisin questers wouldn't be disturbed.>>4055076>one day your human sits on your back, wraps her arms around your neck, and tells to you giddy up>she laughs and playfully nudges you with her heels to make you go faster>when she does it again a foot brushes your sheath which nearly causes you to stumble>she laughs again and leans forwards; pressing her breasts against the back of your head while her warm feet cup your sheath>simply walking causes enough friction for you to drop from your sheath>once you do her amazingly dextrous feet go to work massaging your member and brushing your balls>before long the only thing keeping you moving is the words that she is whispering into your ear>as she feels you start you come she points your cock up towards your chest>you whinny as jet after jet of your own cum blasts your chest and the back of your legs before splattering onto the floor>she gives you a wet kiss on the cheek before turning you towards the bathroom and its extra large tub
>>4055554Well that's kinda coolWhat is that ball?
>>4055489Some faggot saying that EFNW was full of people screaming racial obscenities and abusing trannies etc etc and the con staff said "It's not a bug it's a feature", also bitched and moaned that bronies made molestation jokes to CMC VAs.I always knew it was bullshit.
>>4054907If you watched the Everfree stream you know what I look like.
>>4055554>trippingballs.png
>>4055561>Highwind
>>4055567>Raisin questersshit, can someone link me to the dead horse currently hosting it?
>>4055578It's a metaphor for sex.
>>4055545>>4055229holy shit that's the one!
>>4055552He is mature enough.
>>4055528You will never feel the floorboards creek slightly as she carefully sits atop of you after wiggling her flank above you for a moment, before she settles in for a long session of whatever the fuck she needs a human/pony chair for.
Fancypants is there to pick up Rarity for a date. Rarity is still getting ready asks Sweetie to keep him company until then.What happens?
>>4055472They introduced Twi's brother at the end of S2They could just say it didnt work out with Fleur.
>>4055590>>4050170
>>4055578Some glowy magicy thing. Whatever.
>>4055582You were one of the Questioneers.
>>4055546Or the perfect spy.
>>4055566Oh man I hope he went to FOX.
>>4055547Really? I haven't found much progress doing it for a couple weeks. Do you often to studies of individual parts? Like torsos, abdomens, shoulders etc.?
>>4055598stop anon, it hurts
The best description I've heard of Fleur was that she was a ship blocker. Her being there showed that Fancy had no romantic interest in Rarity.
okay okay, human on pony selfcest, with dollsso I assume the pony is the dollso which one's the male
>>4055546People keep asking me "Do you work here?" at every store i visit. It's distressing to know that i look like the help.
>>4055601Fancypants is very kind and jolly and listens to Sweetie's long-ass talk about her cutie mark without getting angry, and makes a fun suggestion.When Rarity comes down, they're racing radio controlled airplanes around the boutique.
>>4055598>before she settles in for a long session of whatever the fuck she needs a human/pony chair for.A long session of teasing you, you meanshe has a nice view of your reaction, all she has to do is look down to see how much you're enjoying it unless her belly is too large and covers it up
>>4055655The doll.because this gives you an excuse to put a man in a dress.
>>4055655angel
>>4054714>Someone did my requestNeat.
>>4055655Fancy pants since we're obessiving over him at the moment.
>>4055472>a fight between Fleur and Gilda for your attentionpassive-aggressive versus aggressive-aggressive. i want this now.can't decide if i want this more, or Gilda deciding to go home with Fancy and throws Fleur the keys to your car.
>>4055655The doll
>>4055566Is he the same guy who runs that tumblr claiming he was "choked?"
>>4055527>super model vs tailor>175 cm, 55 kilos, 2% body fat and does Tae Bo>130cm , 70 kilos 23% body fat, does sewingCall it.
>>4055601hot filly sex, then rarity joins them they enjoy themselves so much that they forget about their date
>>4055652Well obviously it didn't WORK.
>>4055687>>4055685No, that's-It's selfcestobviously the doll and the human are the same personthat's what makes it selfcestI mean is the doll the male or is the human the maleMale human x Female ponydollor Female human x Male ponydoll
>>4055702No, Purple Tinker used to run Bronycon. Now just makes tl;dr rants and causes tumblrdrama.
The more I think about it, the better RariPants sounds.Rarity wanted a Prince Charming and got Prince Douche.Fancy Pants is the gentlemen she's always wanted.Fancy Pants can have any mare in the world (like Fleur) but feels no emotional connection with them because they are entitled or vapid, or just cant get involved with them.And Rarity is very pretty, not as pretty as Fleur but still up there, but owes her successes only to herself through hard work and talent.I mean it just works so well. Much better than Sparity.I hope the writers at least tease it
>>4055601Knowing Sweetie Belle, Rarity really doesn't want to leave her alone with Fancy Pants, but reluctantly she does while she gets ready.While Rarity is preparing, she hears a whole bunch of crashes and banging going on in the kitchen downstairs. She rushes over to see that Sweetie Belle was trying to show Fancy Pants her cooking prowess.Fancy is actually okay with this, laughing and having a good time. Rarity is a little paranoid though, especially since during their date, the Cutie Mark Crusaders try to follow them and make sure their date goes perfectly.
>>4055689>Gilda's into swingingnow this is a strange boner...
>>4055631Hardly. I've only the average intelligence as well, maybe slightly above, and I'm not exactly what you'd call a "smooth operator."Clumsiness in both speech and physical activity are not exactly desirable traits in a spy.
>>4055655The human
>tfw my favorite artist has severe depression
I'm trying to draw this Futa Rarity request but I can't think of a pose
>>4055721Male human using the doll as a cocksock?
>>4055721Sorry it was getting a little confusing there.I'd prefer a male doll.
>>4055721Male doll pls
>>4055723I know, but that other tumblr sounds just like a PT sock puppet
>>4055679>>4055601>they're racing radio controlled airplanes around the boutique.forget about what i said this is better
>>4055706>130cm , 70 kilos 23% body fatYou're fucking kidding, right?
>>4055742WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY NOBODY WOULD EVER SUSPECT YOU
>>4055598>carefully sits atop of you after wiggling her flank above you for a moment, before she settles in for a long sessionohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
>>4055721Male doll.
>>4055721Male human.
>>4055751What was the request? Is she doing anything?
Hypothetical:You're at a bar/restaurant/social spot with your waifu/husbando.Another girl/guy/mare/stallion catches your eye and gives you a wink with their eye.Your waifu/husbando spots this.What happens?
>>4055804No, it was just futa Rarity, no specifics iirc
>>4055726>I hope the writers at least tease itWell there was that photo at the wedding of the two of them together.And Rarity did catch tbe bouquet...
>>4055721Male Human
>>4055689>just casual sex with Gilda, absolutely no strings attached>you start dating Fleur, a tall, slender beauty from abroad with a funny accent>that awkward feel when they inevitably meet>Gilda casually explains her nonrelationship with you>you sense impending nuclear war
>>4055810we both offer threeway in unison and laugh
>>4055810Dashbot shoots her with her lazor vision.
>>4055751Balanced on her erect dick
>>4055810Nothing, because they know I'm loyal.
>>4055821tease it more! He's literally the only character I will accept being with her.
>>4055748But they all do
>>4055810She gets jealous and starts dropping hints that she wants to go in the back and rut.
>>4055810I give the outlander the cold shoulder.
>>4055810>i look back over at her>see thisshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
>>4055774>This actually good idea is better than random sex!WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL SCOOTANON?
>>4055676People do that to me at work.In my work uniform.No no, I wear this polo and the apron because its a fashion statement...And I have a name badge because sometimes I get a little forgetful on who I am.
>>4055821How would Spike feel if he saw this?
>>4055859>the only character I will accept being with herHow about... the window cleaner pony?
>>4055810Just shrug and go along with my business. I am sure they are winking at my waifu anyways.
>>4055891Nothing.
>>4055874Fuckin n'wahs, amirite?
>>4055676do you wear those stupid collared shirts dumbass?
>>4055891Probably go off himself.
>>4055877Are those things in her mouth teeth or flexible, soft, fleshy things?
>>4055903http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lyKxKn_WsE
>>4055919They're venomous fangs.
>>4055915What shirts don't have collars?>>4055919Perhaps fleshy like snake teeth
>>4055891I wonder if dragons cry...
>>4055881Kind of reminds me of ordering food at a fast food restaurant. You can be waiting for the rest of your food several yards from the counter, holding a couple of full drinks in your hand, a receipt sticking out from between your fingers, and people will come up and ask "have you ordered yet?"
>>4055919Looks like teeth to me.
>>4055919It'a a bug. of course not. They are made of chitin.
>>4055810She gives me a playful nudge and we joke about it, since she's secure in my fidelity.>"Well, ain't you just the hot-to-trot stud of the evening."
>>4055689is there even any decent Fleur fapfiction?
>>4055891He go for Sweetie Belle instead.
>>4055810>Gilda drains her beer, smashes the bottle into a hick knife on the edge of the bar, and gives her a look that says "Do that again and I'll kill you."
>>4055943Only little purple, sissy ones.
>>4055810I get a stern look and we enjoy our evening like it never happened.But when we get back home, it's three weeks of ass-less chastity belt
>>4055903>>4055874Stupid s'wits...
>>4055929Holy shit, this is the best fucking thing.
>>4055736>swingingnah. because, remember, you're not together, are you? you're just FB's. she just sees a cute guy and decides to go home with him. but don't worry, she's your bro. she won't leave you hanging. she'll stay until you can find a girl to go home with, too. usually. like, last week, when she fucked the bartender at the club where her band had a gig. didn't leave with him until you'd chatted up the drummer, though.
>>4055721Female dollHard mode: No snips, no Big Mac>"YOU'RE HOOOMEEE!">Derpy lands with a POMF in a heap on the floor.>She collects her legs under her and gallumps across the linoleum, her little burlap legs scritching along>She latches onto you shoe, gazing up at you adoringly. One of her googly eyes came off. >You pick her up and set her on the counter and grab the bag out of the junk drawer.>"I saw a bird, and a car, and a MOTORCYCLE and a CAT, and a...">You smile and nod while you dab a drop of Elmer's glue on her face and press a new eye from the bag on it.>She continues to blather on and holds the fresh eye in place while you set about making dinner.>Derpy is a very silly pony.
>>4055972What happened with Taski, btw?I remember 2 times he posted here, then he dissapeared.
>>4055915So, the only way to not be adressed as the help is to wear a t-shirt?
>>4055972why does stuff like this turn me on so much?
>>4055810She suddenly gets really possessive and holds onto my arm, as if to say "he's mine".
>>4055960I'm not going to claim it's decent, but I did write this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/24855/Canterlot-Market
>>4055567So does she want to get me cleaned up or does she expect me to fill it?
I want Gilda to kill anyone who messes with Fluttershy>two seconds of downtimehm
>>4055972i'd take that punishment for him
>>4055810I lift a finger and casually point over my shoulder to my waifu, who is ) ( that close to cutting the bitch.
>>4056012He was streaming the other day
>>4056012I don't know man, Taski is pretty mysterious. He does streams sometimes, maybe you can get some more info there?
>>4055881That is an interesting filename system Department store Anon...
>>4055881This happened to me once, I was overworked and stressed so I gave a sarcastic answer, by looking down at my uniform, then the big shitload of stock in my arms, and then back at them. And then I said "I do". They got so mad they pushed me and I dropped all the stock, and my boss was watching. I tried to pick them up but it was no easy task to clear the ground, plants are tiny seeds.
>>4056029I would
>>4056040That's Dash's job.
>>4056044what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck is that?
>>4056029Her boob job is actually pretty good.
>>4056001Jesus, hope we're not roommates, too.
>>4056002I'LL TAKE 10
>>4056031Domination and submission ?
>>4056044god what the fuck are those things?
>>4056044So that's where the great barrier reef went.
>>4056029>not flatchest or A cup0/10 would not dash
>>4056075Maybe
>>4056081do continue
>>4056044This is why you should always brush and floss your camel.
>>4056064Filename. Camels' mouths have that lining because of the tough desert plants they have to eat.
>>4056012I did what you said dooks, and I think it turned out alright.
>>4056044Why are you on Tatooine, Anon?
>>4056002daww
>>4056124>not putting the film overlay on it because cameras are rollingStill saving it, though.
>>4056104A camel blowjob would be the worst thing ever
>>4056081That cosplay would be great, but the EARS. ¿porque?
>>4056084fuck off, Iris
>>4056140Would I be able to do that in SAI?
oh shitthe burdened's final form
What is this a reference to?
>>4056155>All the great human pony cosplay that has been ruined by earsDon't get me started on tails
this underage horse I'm drawing is the hottest one yet
>>4056188My dick
>>4056155Por que el mundo te odia.
>>4055937>>4055952>>4055954Not the fangs. The lighter colored things. Would they feel good around your cock or head?
>>4056175I saw him early one morning while he was getting dressed. I called him The Burdened. He knew where the name was from and he wasn't happy.
>>4056188My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>>4056207The white things are teeth.
>>4056198Chill Kevinsano. Chill.
>>4056167Maybe? I'm no colorist, but aren't textures piss-easy to put into their own layer?
>>4056175Well, it's certainly improved in quality
Post what you're working on.Doesn't matter what it is, or if it's not done. Let us see what you've got.
>>4056202oh cool, show me more by that artist
>>4055723Someone mentioned Purple Tinker?
>>4056210PFFFT
>>4056191>>4056155I know a chick who says pony cosplays HAVE to have ears or they don't count.
>>4056175I-Is he going to fuck that chick?
>don't draw for a few weeks>think a break will refresh my motivation>try to draw again>everything is shit
>>4056243
>>4056247That's not a hot filly.
>>4056175Why would you wear that?
>>4056240It's only been 2 FUCKING YEARS
>>4056210Ha, is that true?
>>4056265your dick is a faggot
>>4056254That doesn't make any sense.You should force her to wear hooves.
>>4056198calm down kevin
>>4056265>ayn randTwilight confirmed for worst pony
>>4056247>no penis3/10 is the best I can do
>>4056265>Ayn RandHoho, that is so Purple Autism
you know what? it's time
>>4056210Did he charge at you?Did his rider appear?
We need ponies giving indirect kisses
>>4056247...Is someone copying Kev's style? Because that wasn't on his tumblr last I checked.
>>4056257Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony. That might be something different for you.
>>4056257I know that feel.
>>4056297>I-is this my first kiss?
>>4056012Taski turned into a captcha
What kind of awful horse pornography should I draw?
>>4056279With every bit of honesty I can convey over the internet, yes.
Sometimes I wish I was a girl. But it's not possible so I don't try to pretend that I can be one and just deal with it insteadWhat does that make me you guys
>>4056070She's not gonna be at home while you're hooking up, you dweeb. It's your turn to get the flat to yourself.
>>4056324Fluttershy taking a dick to the ear
>>4056294Someone should color this.
>>4056308Im sure that's him.
>>4056308That's not Kevin. That's Boggle. And it's apparently Purple Tinker's OC taking all the dicks.
>>4056324Rarity as a Shetland Pony trying to masturbate but failing.
>>4056340or rear rather. you know what fuck it make it ear
>>4056324Rainbow Dash hoofing Fluttershy.
>>4056318>twilight's thoughts as she chokes down big mac's cock
>>4056324Lyra, vaginal.>>4056333A faggot?
>>4056333Not cis I'll tell you that.If I hate the internet for one thing, it's knowing what all these terms mean.
>>4056324Lyra fucking a fancy hat
>>4056308That looks NOTHING like his stuff.
>>4056290It's always time.
>>4056297You mean like not on the lips or accidental?
>>4056362Holy shit anon that made my night
>>4056333I'm not entirely sure, but you should definitely cut your balls off.
Goodnight MLPGOne more heavy pony butt for your collection.
>>4056188MF DOOM/Viktor Vaughn Vaudeville Villain
>>4056324The Burdened x Purple Tinker
>>4056347Ink first.
>>4056358>>4056340hahahasecond
>>4056297>artillery pone kisses for effect
>>4056324Fancypants X Rarity sex.
>>4056247this isn't accurateit doesn't have a penis
>>4056365Everyone's a faggot here anyway though. Is there some bullshit term for me that someone made up?
>>4056324these two ponies looking each other in the eyes as they blissfully get plowed by stallions
It happened again, MLPG. I'm scared.
>>4056382always eager to please
>>40563333rd gender or gender queerYou don't have to follow society's strict gender binary system. I'm in the same boat as you. Get act like you want to act. I'm masculine in some ways and feminine in some others
>>4056374Line quality is what threw me off.
>>4056424Keep going i-if you want to.
>>4056412Genderqueer. Now go, go and be a special snowflake.
>>4056420t̪͇͟h̩ͣ̅ͣ͊̊̕e͈̯̠ ̜͇͙ͪ̾͒͊̊͜s͚̙̠͌ͥ͛̋e̯̱͓͈̜͊͐͌̆̒͐̂ͅä͖̞̲́͐̽ͦͨͬ̂l͐̾͗̇́ ͙̫͕͔̟̰͝i̧͈̱̜͔͖͍̫͐̔͐͋̅ͬs̮̣̞̖̻̦ͅ ̻͕̣̀̃͌̀͌̏̚b̖̫͋̑͆̄́r̥̩̙o̰͇̘͔̜̰͎̓̾̋ḵ̴̠ȩ̭̮̰̦͇ͯn̗̣͕͈̖̭͚̯̦̺͚̣̠ͧͥ͑̈́ͥ͛̌̂̃̅sͥͤ̆ͬͪ̄͌h̴̐̓̾̌̚̚e͋̌͌ ͆ͧ̿ͫ͐ͣ͟c̬ͧ̃͗͌͐ͥ̌ô͈ͩ̏̂͂͂m̳̮̠̼̲e̖̘̥̗̭s̥͈̟͙̣͍̦̿̂̃̇̃
>>4056446>by jailbait
finally. back alive again.>>4055736>swingingnah. because, remember, you're not together, are you? you're just FB's. she just sees a cute guy and decides to go home with him. but don't worry, she's your bro. she won't leave you hanging. she'll stay until you can find a girl to go home with, too. usually. like, last week, when she fucked the bartender at the club where her band had a gig. didn't leave with him until you'd chatted up the drummer, though.
>>4056420Why aren't you rejoicing? Either a ghost feels bad on you and is trying to help, or Twilight is using magic to hug you from Equestria.
>>4056420She's calling you anonShe misses you so muchGo to herGo and never look back
>>4056446I just can't bring myself to like Gilda.
>>4056242Not really "working on this" per se, but it's the last thing I drew.
>>4056257>draw after seeing apples images>all your own stuff looks stiff and shittybah
>>4056474You already posted that.
>>4056436sorry, i can't think of where to go with thatthe idea being that twilight gets persuaded into deep throating big mac before her first kissmaybe he forces himself on her in a fit of frenzied lustor they go on a date and she awkwardly construes her physical affection into something far too directand by the time the haze of her confused desire clears, she realizes she's never even felt another pony's lips on hers before she started tonguing the head of mac's penis
>>4056499>before she started tonguing the head of mac's penisunf
>>4056387thanks
>>4056381a indirect kiss is some Japanese think where if her spit touches your mouth (like if you're drinking a soda can she drank from) it counts as a kiss. But for the sake of images getting posted make it one pony getting surprised about getting kissed.
>>4056474I'm more fond of the "You're just fuckbuddies... fuckbuddies who don't fuck anyone else, and live together, and spend a lot of time together... but that's it!" Gilda.But I won't spoil your fun.
>>4056420Check you pillow for mice or other rodents and small creatures.Beware sentient pillowfluffing.
>>4055970>"Who is that anon?">"Gilda stop please. I-">"No, Who fuck is that?">"I dont't know, she's just being-">"Just being what? Being what!? Giving you you her slut fuck-me-eyes? Who the fuck is that?">"Oh god please stop yelling, people are looking. She's just being nice. We should go">"Fuck that.">She violently knocks down her bar stool, teeth gritted, stomping over to the the mare in question.>She pulls the drink out her hoof and slams it down on her table.>She's inches from her face, eyes full of white hot rage.>"I don't don't know who you think you are whore, BUT FUCK OFF. I'll fucking tear out you're fucking uterus and- GET OFF ME- and strangle you bitch ass. Say one fucking word cunt- DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME ANON! YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND HER IS ABOUT TO GET HER SHIT RUINED!">The bouncers are here and grab Gilda and put her into some sort of half-Nelson thing.>She hisses like a cat and throws her beer bottle at "your girlfriend" >It makes a hollow tink as it hits her face, the whole bar gasping as she goes down sobbing>Gilda howls with laughter as the bouncers drag her out>"THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!" she screams as they pull her through the door.>The whole bar stares at you, a murmur rippling through the crowd.>This is why you can't have nice things.>But fuck you if she isn't horny after getting into a fight....
>>4056124oh... oh gosh
>>4056499>Dash comes onto Twilight at a later date when they're alone>Asks Twilight if she wants to kiss>"But you're a mare, how would I even kiss you if you got nothing done there?"
>>4056496goddammit.
>mfw i call kevinsano a pedophile>but i still save this for fap
>>4056524
>>4056446I want to feel her paws, hug her legs and rub my face in her butt
>>4056499>>4056556This is a really good idea that should be played around with.
>>4056524I enjoy those.Not sexually, I just think they're adorable.
>>4056556>"Wait what? You call this nothing?"
>>4056478>or Twilight is using magic to hug you from EquestriaAnd she's trying so hard. She hopes that one day she'll feel the hug returned.
>>4056524Like, Scootaloo carrying off Rainbow Dash's half eaten apple.
>Super Mario Bros Z will never be finished
>>4056567PANTS OFF
>>4056567You are also a pedophile.
>>4056484Yes. This is exactly what I wanted.
>>4056574yeah, someone should get on that...
>>4056579>And she's trying so hard. She hopes that one day she'll feel the hug returned.Man you best hug that enchanted pillow right back, anon.
>>4056591>Vegeta will never become stronger than Goku
>>4056142What are you talking about, unless because the camel would probalby chew off your dick than yes.but i bet you those fleshy bits make a camel blowjob feel fantastic.
>>4056579>you are now hearing her gentle sobbing and whimpering as she clutches the pillow against her
>>4056611There you are. I posted it last night, but I guess you'd already gone to bed or something.
>>4056232Is this good? I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>4056626camels are assholesgood luck
>>4056605I just imagine that they're much older but still haven't found their talentand have resorted to slutting it up out of boredom
>>4056070of course you are. have to adjust your screw-schedule for when school starts up again, because she works nights, and you, presumably, work days.
>>4056618>he starts fucking it
Raisin where
>>4056242Working on animals. I seem to enjoy drawing Lions more than tigers. I blame the stripes.
>>4056484Great stuff. You have a knack for drawing subtle cuteness
>>4056632I must have. Thanks a lot!
>>4056645old horse
>>4056478I want a fic of ghost pony, there is no enough ghost pony around here.
>>4056611
goodnight MLPG
>>4056648>lions and tigers>not bears
>>4056635>>4056626>>4056142http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xKK6beECU
>>4056644>There is a time difference between Earth and Equestria>Twilight starts spontaneously orgasming at the Apple Family Reunion>Braeburn and Big Macintosh are impressed
>>4056633how did you do that grid in SAI?
>>4056645Old horse, also this.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RaisinQuest/RaisinQuest.html
>>4056661it ded
>>4056611>>4056670Such an austere-looking animal...
>>4056672goodnight
What's a good YouTube embeding script for Firefox that works with 4chanX?
>>4056662That is terrifying
>>4056693see>>4056694404 for me
>>4056694No it's not>>4050170
>>4056242i'm having a pause right now but i made a screencap earlier
>>4056690oh god spontaeneous uncontrolled orgasmsi want thisno one writes these things anymore, do they?
>>4056662>Killing Rarity
>>4056633I have no idea either. I was kinda thinking of something like a film texture, like how in some movies they've got the impurities in the film that show up on the picture?Regardless, It came out nice, so don't mind me just picking nits.
>>4056675>you will never tickle a camel
>>4056672Goodnight anon. Don't forget to hug your magical pillow. I need to go try it now as well, it's 06:20.>>4056691Probably the texture was set to Canvas.
>>4056675That thing is terrified.>SOME SCREAMS CAN'T BE HEARD. PeTA
>>4056719Don't cry Sweetie, she murders you and your friends in a fic
>>4056717>rainbow dash double anal>rarity spike scat>soarin/braeburn sounding
>>4056691I used the canvas texture and messed with the scaling and texture strength.
>>4056673and yet i can't get anyone to do Flutterwolfwhat a nigga gotta do round here to get a muthafukkin werewolf?
>>4056715404
>you will never hug someone who absolutely loves you hugging them
>>4056745Holy lol I didn't see that
>>4056743And she would not think twice she is playing Mafia.
>>4056725burn spots, like huge black single-frame dots?or just noise?
>>4056618Okay
>>4056242blegh, just warmup sketches
>>4056743>Fan fiction >Having anything to do with the real Sweetie Belle
>>4056749ask really nicely?>>4056751refresh the page or something, it's definitely alive and kicking.
>>4056675>All hail the glorious Camelestia!Really? Really?
>>4056749>tfw wolves are actually monogamous, and very family-oriented>tfw Fluttershy would fit right in, though she'd in no way be the Alpha Female of the pack except in situations that threatened her young
>>4056662
>>4056484What is that on his head?
>>4056779>real
>>4056717This is like tabs with a vengeance.
>>4056743Did that fic update already?
>>4056766Actually, they're called cue marks.Cu[ti]e marks.
>>4056749Kassun from Flockdraw has. I'll try to find it.
>>4056766Just noise, I'd guess. Little squiggles that end up on the film, or that one weird frame where you can see the border between two frames.
>>4056725Oh you mean like actual film? I was thinking camcorder noise on account of the battery and numbers.
>>4056717I'm curious to know who this is, and what those other pics are like.
>>4056789When she gets older and has kids she'll probably be super protective. Could you imagine asking her daughter out?
>>4056242not really liking how its turning out so thinking this might the final version unless I redo it, sorry guy who request it
>>4056745hahaKraut is fucking hilarious. If nothing else he shouldn't doubt his comedy.
>>4056717>those layes
>>4056797What, you so divorced from reality you can't differentiate the real ponies from the fictional ones? You're pathetic.
>>4056662>Ghost Pony closes doors you left open>because it's so drafty in this old house, and she'd hate for you to catch a cold.
>>4056242
>>4056789wolves, maybe.werewolves, not. because they're, y'know, obsessed with slaughtering livestock and biting people on Scottish moors and being attacked by Gypsies (who are often also on Scottish moors for some reason).
>>4056819I think the tabs are just for funny, probably...but here's his tumblr http://derkrazykraut.tumblr.com/
The only Sweetie fic I've ever read was one where she can foresee the horrific and inevitable death of everyone she met. Then she tried killing herself.Boy, was that whole thing stupid.
>>4056819>I'm curious to know who this isdyewts
>>4056819Kraut.
>>4056736>>4056747I never noticed that canvas texture there. I can't seem to get it to have a visible effect
>>4056840>Ghost pony knocks your keys off the tableShe was trying to put them on the key rack, but she can't hold on to things for very long
>>4056849Good one.
>>4056849nope
>>4056653Thank you. I might do more with it, if there's any interest.>>4056793It's supposed to resemble tonsure - how Buddhist Monks shave their heads? Dunno if that comes across all that clearly, though.
>>4056823>Kraut's comedyMore like Dan Kim's, amirite
>>4056820Fluttershy would buy a bunch of guns just to use the Gun Test on her daughters boyfriends.
>>4056718Rainbow Dash will never hide in a cloud as she waits for her orgasm to end.The filly's will never wonder why the rain taste so musky.
>>4056843Oh my gawd. Boobplate that isn't just a bra and panty. Unf.
>>4056847>Fanfiction.>ever not stupid.
>>4056874Yeah, this is a ponyification.
>>4056879...dangunfplease do one for applejack
>>4056874>"Daniel J. Kim (Dan Kim) is the founder and former CEO and President of Red Mango, an American frozen yogurt and smoothie chain"
>>4056790I expected >feelsbut at least it's something
>>4056843How the fuck does that armor
>Moot posted on /a/
Would you drink the rain from a cloud fluttershy has been peeing in all day?
>>4056823It's plagiarized from another comic
>>4056906sex that's how
>>4056897>what is Clone Manga
>>4056843That armor looks pinchy
>>4056591It was kinda evident after episode 8 that it was inevitably the last episode. Really feel bad he didn't finish the first saga like he wanted to.
>>4056908BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP
>>4056718There is an Anon in Equestria story that deals with that.http://pastebin.com/u/Pony_Azathoth>Plastic Pony Parts Part 1
>>4056934>anon in equestriauhhhhhhh....
>>4056876>implying Fluttershy doesn't already own a complete armory>gotta learn to protect what's yours when you live on the edge of the Everfree Forest
Best cutie mark
>>4056945Just roll with it. It's not actually shit. It also doesn't actually put anon in Equestria either, so it doesn't count.
>>4056242And this time, I cropped!
>>4056963Best cutie mark, terrible shit design.
>>4056990The pony or the cutie mark?
>>4056963I want to lick it. I bet it tastes like electricity.
>>4056963Ok buddy, keep telling yourself that
>>4056997Both
This is retarded. Women adventurer types, usually rogue or casters, go in all sorts of impracitcal eye candy and people are okay with it (including myself).But if the impractical-ness applies the female heavy armor, people throw bitch-fits. You know what, fuck it. Remove Heavy Armor usage from all female types. Obviously no one wants to see them in it, impractical or not.
>>4056963I do like Ronbah dah.
>>4056853seriously, how make grid
>>4057008>we will never find out how Celestia got her cutie mark
>>4056896>it's the onset of spring>Applejack is working the fields again, taking no mind to the heat all mares go through>it happened midway plowing through the western field for sunflower seeds, a slight warmth in her loins>she paused, pretending not to notice, until she felt herself throb down there,>AJ dropped, the plow, hat falling down her head, realizing that an orgasm was approaching her, and fast>she can feel the warm streaks of her juices running down the back of her legs, nearly delirious from the pleasure, as she stumbles towards a tree, trying to get out of the sun's light>she finally makes it, the force of the orgasm sending delicious shockwaves of pleasure through her body>a hoarse cry of escapes her lips, and she thrusts a hoof over her slippery cunt, feeling her tunnel throbbing, trying to flex over something that isn't there>it finally begins to ebb, Applejack gasps, blinking hard, swiveling her head to make sure none has seen. Satisfied, she wipes the sweat from her brow, grabs some leaves to clean herself best as possible, and trots over to the plow>she never heard the soft click of Featherweights camera in the tree above her
>>4057024They shouldn't even be able to use heavy armors. That natural -4 to strength is a killer.
what would the mane six have done in the early Twentieth Century?Rarity would have, clearly, been a burlesque dancer; at least until she found a rich daddy to latch onto, and join the Roaring Twenties. wonder what the fuck Dash would've done.
>>4057007>electricity>not sweetI bet she taste like skittles.
>>4057041She raise the sun.
>>4057041You think she was born with it?Maybe princesses don't "earn" their cutie marks.
>>4057058Prohibition runner.
>>4057044pretty good except for the tense changesthanks anonunfwhat if she got one when she hugged her brother before heading to bed
>>4057041I bet we will.
>>4057058Pilot. The pilots back then were almost exactly like Dash in personality and were basically celebrities.
>>4057060Skittles + that feeling you get when you palm a Tesla lamp
>>4057024but people love the female armor in Demon's Souls. even /v/ likes it.i just wish the helmet on the Fluted Armor didn't look like an upturned bucket.
>>4057058I get the feeling you don't like RD, do you?
>>4057058War hero and Rough Rider
>>4057040wait I got it, thanks
>>4057078Flashback episode?Yes please.
>>4057091not particularly. more than Fluttershy, though.she's good for some things. absolute rubbish for a lot of others, though.
>>4057067>Bootleggers coming in and out of the Canadian border with AJ who tags along to support the family at fist, but soon catches on and becomes a fine member in the mob.
What was your first fandom, MLPG?
>>4057134This one.
>>4057132>She learns that Granny Smith is the local crime lord.
>>4057074sorry about the tensesi rarely greentext anymore i just so full fics, im rustyloved the concept though so i had to tackle itthen she'd have to stumble to the bedroom fast as possiblebut she wouldn't make it her roomwith one hoof at her snatch, and the other groping about, she'd fall to her knees and curl in the fetal position, unable to stop the gushing orgasm in the middle of the hallway, and praying while squeaking in pleasure that nobody in her family is seenwhen she wakes up tomorrow she discovers the carpet missing
>>4057088I'm just frustrated coming off from recent debate on /tg/ over female heavy armor. The overall agreement over there is that heavy armor is ugly, impractical or not if it doesn't show tons of skin (the bra and thong remark). Using non-buckler type shields were ugly too.The biggest point they agreed on was that heavy armor took away from drawing the female form, so the person under it might as well be a man/male.
>>4057167asdflkjagsthank you
>>4057134Star Wars.Oddly enough, much less porn than this one.
>>4057134furriesany shit you can give me has already been matched tenfold by myself every time I try to sleep
>>4057041>>4057061I bet it was the first time she raised the sun all on her own. Hearth's Warming said the unicorns did it collectively before
>>4057132>Big Mac gets drafted>the Apple family is still too poor to feed everyone>Applejack, as the next-oldest, has to move out>she starts drifting, eventually riding the rails to Illinois>she gets in as a hired gun for the Outfit
>>4056242http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I0m1ACtEIbI've recently discovered the Doric Scots dialect.
>>4057058>burlesque dancer>not Pinkie
>>4057181Did they actually say that in that episode?I missed that.
>>4057181That would be pretty epic to watch.
>>4057134That I'm actively a "part of?"This one. Had a brief brush with the Vocaloid fandom before this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0LEbPRzPUA&feature=em-uploademail
>>4057184Do a Rab C Nesbitt accent next
>>4057134Warhammer 40k until /tg/ got purged twice by mods.Played tons of vidya and DnD related stuff but never got into heavy discussion over anything until that part of my life.
>>4057134Halo.Specifically, the montage community. Great times, made some good friends, still have a few. I miss it
>>4057134Guild Wars, then Elder Scroll, then Touhou.
>>4057186You're unfamiliar with SB's steadily progressing bimboification of Rarity.
>>4057134Uh.Furry, if that counts as a fandom.
>>4057174my nigga ;_;
>>4057174my nigga
>>4057231>>4057234>>4057238Oh MLPG, we already knew you were furry.
>>4057134SCIENCE!
What's the worst practical joke you could ever pull on Fluttershy?
>>4057253inb4 some people try to say that they like anthropomorphized animals, but they're not furry, though
>>4057186no, she's a showgirl. here's the difference: you take your boss to Pinkie's show, when you're buttering him up for a promotion. you take your best friend to Rarity's, for his bachelor party.
>>4057268give her a dutch oven
>>4057268Pretend you ate all of her furry friends.
>>4057268I'd startle her with my intimidating presence by accident. And then I'd help her up and apologise profusely.
>>4057268I would put her in a tree while she was asleep. There would be a few mattresses around the tree to break her fall in case she panics and falls out.
Where are the farts?
>>4057268Cum inside her
>>4057302How terrible would you feel if she missed and broke one of her wings?
>>4057302>>4057289>>4057286you guys are shit at pranks
>>4057308Inside my butt, care to look?
>>4057207http://blackgryph0n.deviantart.com/art/Rainbowlicious-322652577
>>4057322Well in my defense, he didn't say best prank, he said worst.
>>4057322I wouldn't want to prank Fluttershy. She doesn't take them well.
>>4057308Would you massage fluttershy's wings until she starts tooting?
>>4057281But what about your boss' bachelor party?
>>4057317>implying I wouldn't ring the tree with mattresses>>4057322Oh, and what you would you have suggested? Putting her hoof in lukewarm water?
>>4057174>>4057231>>4057234>>4057238How was that like? Did you guys have fursonas and crap? Did you do furry just for the sake of furry or were you genuinely have interests in animals/certain types of animals? Did non-nonsensical fetish/sexual material draw you in?I just trying to make sense of the furry community since y'all said you were once apart of it. Its like trying to understand the Sonic fandom.
>>4057268I would slowly lower her sleeping form into a coffin, and shit on top of it.And then I would pound on the lid and wake her up.
DASH = GO GO DANCER
>>4057350Would warm water be even felt with hooves?
>that feel when never a part of a fandom
>Log onto DA>Account is unbanned 5ever>OH YEAH TIME TO->SuspendedDA pls.
>>4057350But what if she startle flutters herself 50 feet away from the tree before she falls?
This got posted last night. The filename suggested that there was more. I want more.
RAINBOW DASH = GOGO DANCER
>>4057314>cumming>not cuddlingYou humanfags are disgusting.
>>4057274no, I was like full furryI had an online "mate"used birthday money to buy commissions of my fursonaplayed second life and spent at least $80 customizing my avatar to look exactly like my fursona, complete with working genitalsERP'ed in forums, IRCs, messenger clients, ect.Went on for about four years, then I went to /v/ in late 2008 from a link on the Black Mesa: Source forums, ended up going from furfag to /co/mrade in roughly a month.I'm such a fucking faggot ;_;
>>4057268I would butter the floor out of her bedroom.And then I would tell her that I made breakfast and she has to hurry before it gets cold.
>>4057385>cuddle inside herUnbirthing
>>4057379http://pyruvate.deviantart.com/
>>4057379http://e621.net/pool/show/1688
>>4057397>not going in from the buttYou're doing it wrong
>>4057378Then I'd be convinced she did that on purpose and would not feel remorse.
When is it time to stop MLPG? I have to go to sleep but its to much fun fucking with these guys.http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38182892.html plese respawand
>>4057423>cumming in fluttershy's buttwoah wait what did i miss?
>>4057427
>>4057388Bro, I'm so sorry you had to go through that.I almost went down that road.I had an e-mate for a few months, started getting into the community for more than just porn, and then I stopped myself and bailed.I wouldn't wish it on the worse person
>>4057423Would you and you waifu cuddle inside another pony?Would you cuddle through the wall between her vagina and anus?
>>4057357I thought werewolves were cool and it just kinda snowballedI still like wolves and transformation but after meeting a few furries in real life i just can't be bothered anymore
>>4057434you might want to reread everything
>>4057388Hah, I remember you.Those chat logs were fairly hot, at least you had good taste as far as furry shit goes
>>4057369Horses/ponies don't feel ANYTHING in their hooves similar to the same way you don't feel anything at the end of your fingernails and toenails when you cut them.There is an exception though and its called Laminitis. basically its related to overeating, but a bone inside the hoof starts to rotate (why it turns, scientists haven't figured it out yet). The more it rotates, the more severe/noticable the horse feels in their hoof.In moderate cases, horses try not to stand at hoof when possible. In severe cases, horses die from pain alone.
>>4057462but i like this version of reality better
>>4057407Holy shit this guy's got some good stuff.
>>4057451Transformation is how I got into it tooI was mostly in it for the porn, and when I realized just how fucking crazy furries could be I decided I was going to stay the hell away from the fandom itself (except to enjoy the delicious drama)
>>4057468Also the frog, right?
>>4057345well, then you'll want to take him to Fluttershy. the high-class whore who just wants someone to take her away from it.she's shy and demure. the rich old men appreciate when a dame acts like a lady. just, this lady is willing to do all those things their wives and other mistresses won't. mostly because she can't say "no".
>>4057436Don't gimme that look. Five feet, I can see. Ten feet, I can believe. But 50? Fifty feet? Not unless you're doing it on purpose.
>>4057478It's not bad, but I feel like it has that "Tiarawhy" kind of offness to it.
>>4057134I frequented very briefly on a sonic fangame MB, but that was the extent.So, this one.
>>4057376Dafty pls
>>4057442The worst part is I genuinely enjoyed myself for most of that time. I remember some of the people I talked to and still miss them. >>4057463oh god, was it the cum inflation sauna one?please let it not be that, I'm already remembered by people for like four different instances of weird sexual shit
>>4057490Alright fine.Let's say she lands on your mattress, but it's at a bad angle and she still breaks her wing.Then would you feel bad?
oh my~
>>4057510Sorry
>>4057510Well stop telling us dummyWell actually, dont matter. Youre anonymous.Quiot worriyng
>>4057376>using dA in the first placeare you 13 years old or a furry?
>>4057517>You are so useless Fluttershy>I know>Kiss me
>>4057397>crawl up pony's vagina>the sensation of you inside her makes her go into heat>when you try to crawl out you get a faceful of stallion cock and a mouthful of spooge>the force of the orgasm and her pulsating muscles forces you back down>this happens every time you try to leave
>>4057511No. She's a shitty pony anyway.
>>4057511Yes, because this was supposed to be relatively harmless, and I was expecting her to get stuck up there like a cat until she remembered she could fly.
>>4057540I GIVE UPYOU HAVE NO HEARTI HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, I EVEN TYPED MY CAPTCHA IN ALL CAPS
>>4057511Yes.And I would hold her close and say I was sorry.And apologize for what I am about to do.And set her wing back.
>>4057134Warhammer fantasy and 40k (still a part of it), then anime for a bit but only AFTER i found /a/ (this was back in 2006). now ponies, and warhams again. I'm not too open about my interest though so i can't say i've been in much of any fandom.
>>4057531What if he's both
>>4057451it's fine to like furry stuff. just don't self-identify as a furry. Lord knows i don't. hasn't stopped me from making e621 one of my most-visited sites.
>>4057517man, Dash is stepping right on her crotch
>>4057517I love facial proximityEven if it was some fat ugly fuck, I'd love to just be nose to nose with someone and lie there staring into their eyes.>>4057529I'm not really worrying, I just find it scary that even without a name, my sickfuckery sticks out enough to be remembered for multiple different things.
>>4057570Oh man, is her hoof all wet?
>>4057529>Implying Leth hasn't already added 'Sauna cum inflation writer' to this anon's file
>>4057570She's got her hoof there, but I wouldn't call it "stepping".
>>4057570Shes rubbing in into her crotch.
>>4057577Haha oh shit i forgot about thati wonder if he can tell im sthe same guy even thouh im impaired tonight
>>4057570you misspelled "in"
>>4057572>tfw facial proximity with someone with bad breath
>>4057591>Leth adds a note: possible alcoholic
>>4057591Yes.
>>4057603>Could be Winston.
>>4057603its actually a strong narcotic cough syrup for my infectd voice box>>4057613you FUCK
>>4057451I have something for you if you like transformation.
Would you let a human squeeze your skull with her thighs?
>>4057613Leth confirmed for janitor
>>4057577Aah, now it's lazy spring break writefag who bought knitting needles at 2AM on his birthday, who masturbated 14 times in 48 hours to Rumble, wrote shitty ERP, owns a large collection of dragon dildos, and frequently praises hoi hoi and nezumi art.
>>4057617>Winston>writing>any time after jan 2011
>>4057624Only if they let me plunge my tongue into their deliciously salty humangina
>>4057624Only if it was Cheerilee, and she was naked.
>>4057642>Tape and lego's
>"They're my official Pinkie Pie Party Panties"
>>4057642>Winston writing anything without the main character stepping on a lego>ever
>>4057638how in sam hill do you masterbate to rumble of all ponies so much in two days?
>>4057624I remember when we used to talk about the show. Now it's just "which human do you want to fuck" or "that feel when you will never be with your human husbando" or some terrible human greentext. This place sucks.
>>4057677Then why are you still here.
>>4057638>who masturbated 14 times in 48 hours to Rumble
>>4057623and that DJ Acid thing we did a few months ago, too.
>>4057670>>4057654What would happen if a bunch of Winstons came into your house and started breaking your lego's?
>>4057531>how dare people use websites to post art!
>>4057677Quiet, Bonbon. Lyra likes it.
>>4057673To this day, I still have no idea.>>4057685pls no, I don't want to end up back in the shower again.
>>4057677>implying there's anything left to pick over on the dessicated husk that is the Show without new episodesFace it, we've already sucked the marrow dry from those bones.
>>4057677Would bite a humans nipple, no matter how hard she asked?
>>4057624yup.
>>4057677why don't you fuck off to humanchan or ED then, it's not like your bitching is making the general any better
drawing aunt orange in a bathtub. not sure if i should add/remove something, ideas?
>>4057699He'd finish pretty quickly, and then demand liquor that I wouldn't have. Don't even know where most of our Legos are...
>>4057720Do you think pony has regular bones or something more elastic for stretching purposes?
>>4057653What if you could see her entire lower half
>>4057704its ok for them to use it but the type of person who uses deviantart belongs at ponychan or EQD, not here.
>>4057677I agree Bon BonHumans suck and ponies are awesome and I want the skinfags to go
>>4057717but hes just a cute little colt
>>4057744It's shit
>>4057720Well we got some content from the VA panels. Like TWILY and pic related.
>>4057184Here's another take.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHjcUjzdf0>>4057212Holy shit that's a hard voice.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vc74GeCBuy
>>4057744I would make the vulva more horsey to match the rest of the vagina and anus.Also, why does she have a life saver in her baby hole?
>>4057750I got a dA just because I needed a place to put my stuff, and you made tumblr sound like an even bigger circlejerk than dA.
>>4057784kay will work on that. duno mayube will get rid of it entirely.
>>4057623>>4057688And this.
>>4057267Oh man, mine too.And I remember you
>>4057744The vagina just looks odd.Better anus than usual though.Also the tail should come more to a point toward the base.
>>4057774And that's been gone over already. If not in here, then in the streamchat itself.I mean, we could just pass through it again and again, and have everyone who DIDN'T watch that sit through it, but is it really worth it? People bitched often enough the first time we tried talking about it.
>>4057759I agree he is an adorable little coltbut even if he isn't for sexually, my horrible fetish-addled brain thinks he can be very sexyI was even writing a story until the AB debacle happened and I wanted to distance myself from that sort of thing so no more sexually colts
>>4057809i need some good vag references. i really cant seem to get it right.
>>4057744looks like you're trying to copy apple's glorious horses ass
>>4057750>tex>apple
>>4057774THey're such fucking dorks. Adorable. How old are they? I hear they're reddit kids.
>>405782712, 13, and 17, iirc
DEARLY BELOVEDWE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO GET THROUGH THIS THING CALLED LIFE
>>4057744stop adding those weird folds under the anus
I NEED PONY PICTURESPONY PICTURES OF PONIES CELEBRATING OR GETTING DRUNK WHILE CELEBRATING
>>4057717>>4057822But just think about his flavor. After you get him addicted to his own ice cream he can help you with his friends.
>>4057823If you're going for a more horse type look I liked this one by apple in the top left.
kinda sad that the piss reached Michellehttps://twitter.com/MichelleCreberat least she wasn't harassed or anythingnow i'm just curious about this girl's claimshttp://mjolkk.tumblr.com/post/29807236351/rebloggable-rage-post-as-requestedi wonder how much of it is true and how much is she exaggerating
>>4057827That's ok, I went on stupid websites when I was a kid too
>>4057841I think he's referencing Applehe does that to make them look way plumper, but he does the rest of the area plumpy, too
>>4057842
>>4057856lagp;laekhadgunfunf unf unfshit that's good
>>4057804And the followup.
>>4057827At one point during the con Tabita did a walk through of the dealer hall. All 3 of them snuck in and started calling her name thn hiding.
>>4057813>not wanting to pass through Claire Corlett again and again
>>4057860That was kind of my reaction too.I mean it made me cringe at first, but they're just kids. And they handled themselves pretty well in front of a crowd so that's commendable.
>>4057842You can pretend she's drunk.
>>4057822You can still write a story dont stop just because of AB
>>4057856Where the fuck has Apple been? lol applebeansHe needs to draw more porn
>>4057822>Rarity wearing panties with a pocket to hold a shrunken Rumble (who cannot stop rumbling) in place as she goes about her day
>>4057876It was a larger pic, here's another part.
>>4057869i didnt understand one goddamn word you just said nigger.
>>4057838>13>Legal in SpainOkay how do we convince Clair to visit Spain?
>that feel when anonymous poster on an image board
>>4057858>how much of it is true and how much is she exaggeratingShe's probably exaggerating all of it. People will do absurd things for their 15 minutes of fame.
>>4057850no no no noI told myself no moreand besides this isn't a gay week so no male focused stuff allowed anyway
>>4057910holy shitthanks
>>4057881Ah shit that would've been awesome to see. First I've heard of that.
>>4057822>even if he isn't for sexualityoh, he is. he just doesn't know it yet. maybe you should introduce him to it.
>>4057899he is tired of people only liking him for his porn so he rage quit the fandom for a while.
>>4057910WhelpI was about to go drawGuess not
>>4057942God damn it.Artists need to stop listening to people and just draw what they want to.
>>4057942he must be pretty naive if he didn't see that coming as soon as he started drawing porn
>>4057842Best picture
>>4057899>yfw apple and applebeans are actually the same person
>>4057942>>4057894>>4057908you fuckers are just trying to break mewell fffffffuck youuuuuu
You guys know Apple just references Nezumi right?
>>4057910>felt it up to her hornvery nice
>>4057858>None of it's true.>Purple Tinker's master plan explodes in its face.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>4057925It's a p cool feel.
>>4057960
>>4057969Yeah, but nezumi doesn't draw my little ponies, just normal poniesNot that they aren't good, but still
>>4057978>again
>>4057624>>4057729Who are you people who actually post my art out of your own volition?Seeing my old crappy art motivates me to draw more crappy art in the hopes I've gotten better since.
>>4057992
Would you?
>>4057908>>4057966
>>4058001>"NEXT TIME, GADGET!">"NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!">And that fucking cat.
>>4058009HAHAHAHAyes
>>4058009I fucking love freeziesEven if I considered pony semen to be a negative, I would
>>4057929If another colt isn't what you want you can invite his big brother over on a hot day and offer him some ice cream. Once he's had a bowl you can either harvest the ingredient form him yourself or put some more ice cream on his throbbing erection and have Rumble do it.
>>4058009only if its fresh from the source.
>>4057911>Our body is composed entirely of miniature versions of our self, your argument is invalid
>>4058009Oh god yes
>>4057911how do you not know what "plump" means?
John Joseco has had sex with Andrea Libman
>>4057899Apple was actually around today and responded to a "Which are better/more important: Artists or Writers" argument several times, and seemed pretty emotional about it. He was siding heavily with writers.
>>4058047I still maintain that he is a little crazy.
>>4058045LiesNobody has had sex with JJ
>>4058009How dare you desecrate my childhood with such filthYes I would, asshole
>>4058045I've seen John Joseco. I don't think he's ever had sex
>>4058009Of course not, how would you feel if someone robbed your sperm?
>>4057673>>4057717>>4057759>>4057822>>4057938I don't think of Rumble as being fetishy-type stuff.If anything, his time around the Twins gives him a greater understanding of how girls think. He knows the signals they put out, and how to respond to them.Once he starts maturing, he gets to be VERY handsome, and his boyish good looks and sensitive, gentlemanly, sweet-heart demeanor give him this wonderfully innocent charm, and that makes him the guy that every girl wants to be with - but he'd never dream of taking advantage of them, and uses his advantage to give his friends advice on how to win their crushes' hearts.
>>4058056But he uses all of his lovers as references for his human faces.
>>4057969mmm, that leathery pokemeny vago
>>4058032>freeziesget out, this is an american image board.
>>4057969Yeah, but he tones it down a lot.
>>4058045>Momma approved.
>>4058055Aren't we all?
>>4058058He doesn't know that boobs aren't firm mounds that sit rigidly on a girls chestGod I wish he did
>>4058063_________pretty unf________
>>4058058He made a scale replica out of his suitcase full of Derpy toys and had sex with it
>>4057779Good God that scottish accent is the most incomprehensible shit I've ever heard.Are there any real WORDS in there??
>>4058073An otter pop is fine too.
>>4058058>>4058056Uh have you seen how Spaghetti Andrea is?
>>4058045Two-thousand US dollars.
>>4058055You have to be a little crazy to come here
>>4058073what are they called in the USA?
>>4058073What are they called in the states?In most cases, Canada has the same names for shit.
>>4058065>the one woman he can never figure out is Scootaloo
>>4058009>Rarity's Plan B after tubal ligation
>>4058065There was this one picture somebody drew of him as an adult stallion with the twins.I have a boner just thinking about it
>>4058101>>4058102Cold on the cob.
>>4058045John Permavirgin Joseco? with Andrea Libman?brony pls
>>4058058i dont know where the fuck you live but in most of the world it is pretty easy to get sex, even for extremely ugly and fat people.
>>4058107you kidding? he'd know her better than all the restassuming they've known each other since they were foals
>>4058101>>4058102He's just being a dink.
>>4058101Fruit chillies around where I live
>>4058102I don't think we really HAVE a name for them. We just... KNOW what they are.
>>4058125What?
>>4058128God damn, I'm buying the biggest box of these I can find tomorrow.
>>4058125But they only have sex with other ugly fat people.Someone as popular as Andrea wouldn't lower herself that easily.
>>4058125I've had sex numerous times, but only with one person, and haven't had any for years.Is this normal?
>>4058141
>>4058102Otter Pops.They have little colored otters that represent the colors.And the red one is a fucking cheese eating surrender monkey.
Eat up
>>4058004best humans in the fandom
>>4058127But she keeps coming up with ways of surprising him. So many conflicting signals, and she doesn't act at all like the other fillies.But when she does, oh boy you better hold onto your hat.
>>4058119You have no idea how low Andrea Libman's self-esteem is. She channels Fluttershy like crazy.
>>4058161unf
What does pony say after you sneeze?
>>4058143Don't forget these
>>4058165But they all look the same...
>>4058065he'd never take advantage of them-- but he's too polite to risk hurting their feelings to tell them to stop when they start to give him a blowjob.he's the one all the girls have a crush on but can't have. of course they'll go a bit crazy.
>>4058166
>>4058178Sweet Celestia, what the fuck was that?
>>4058011>thisismyfetish.jpg
>>4058166I'm not sure I follow.You mean when she drops the act and actually acts like she likes him for a change?
>>4058143Where I live, they come in boxes of 100 3-ounce pops. Fatass that I am, I can go through about five or six of them in a day, if I've got nothing (like common sense) stopping me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM_K48Rv7qgsnips
>>4058178Gesundheit, it's canon.
>>4057969I know and I hate it. Why do people love apple so much?
>>4058214Well fuck, you're right.
>>4058166And now I'm getting an image of Scootaloo diving on Rumble for savagely-hormonal teenage makeouts while "Dondé Estas Yolanda" plays over the stereo.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWqQsOwzjw
>>4058011
>>4058222
>>4058179>pour freezies on powdered donettesam I having food sex?
>>4058191What if they they start fellating him more and more often? What if they keep on pushing him to do more, trying to edge him closer and closer to all the way?
>>4058205Yes. And she only does it around him. The second someone else shows up, it's back to noogies and soft-punches.One day, far in the future, his friends keep asking him why he married that crazy pegasus. He'd just smile and say he has his reasons. After all, why would he want the other guys to see what makes her so special to him?
>>4058182Don't they all?
Give me a pony to draw that isn't fluttershy
>>4058222Its Nezumi's style, which is very... intense and evocative sexually, toned down just enough to appeal to a wider audience, and he does it well.Of course people like it
>>4058250>Scootaloo going full dere-derewhat would that even look like?
>>4058222Because he's Ross minus the S7 brush.Okay fine, he also only leaves the bottom half obese and leaves the top half eerily taut like it's two different bodies.
>>4058253Filthy Rich
>>4058237Probably diabetic shock
>>4058229http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxrRcYyaQHo I counter your Yolanda with this Yolanda.
>>4058253Rarity
>>4058253fluttershy
>>4058253Rumble
>>4058253Draw pretty pony
>>4058258Horrific, I would assume.I hope nobody draws it or anything.
>>4058191>>4058242>we will never have Rumble63
>>4058253Jackie Chan
>>4058168But Fluttershy wouldn't even have sex with JJ
>>4058253Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
>>4058280Yeah, that would be awful.
>>4057858I think it's safe to say tumblr doofed this one.The only incident that bore any weight was the choking incident.It really irks me that post got over tumblr 2,000 posts over dubious claims and that anyone who calls bull is labeled a bigot and an enabler of sexism transphobia etc.This whole situation is one of the reasons I have such a huge axe against tumblr
>>4058191>>4058242>>4058281He wouldn't go that far. Once you cross that line, it gets very messy very quickly - especially if you don't actually like them that way.No girl likes thinking she's been used.
>>4058255Why do people hate Nezumi? I couldn't even look up his art whoever he is, because Google kept coming up with some animu character instead of a drawfaggot.
>>4058281I thought i saw that once
>>4058242then before long, he'll have a dozen or more girls, all with huge crushes on him, all thinking she's his one-and-only, finding out about each other, and maybe more than a few walking around with noticeable bulges in their bellies.
>>4058261dem thighsoh lawdy
>>4058284>He never wanted any trabble.>But trabble found him.>In this very special episode of My Little Pony, one stallion finds himself in an impossible situation.>Ten thousand ninjas, and a baby in a saddle bag.>All he wanted was to get this foal home to his family, but the ninjas wont let it happen.>He never wanted any trabble.
>>4058281
>>4058332Goddamn it, Snarky...
>>4058332unf
>dancing in a club one night>being the only human in euqestria means that you are normally a popular dance partner>you step out onto the dancefloor, but before you can find a partner a somewhat drunken Shining Armor stumbles over to you>before you can say anything he starts to grind his ass against you
>>4058317He draws really extreme genitalia. Lots of gaping and massive folds and stuff
what do you think of discos gravity falls fanart
>>4058320PS did a couple, there's thisand this http://psescape.tumblr.com/image/29291151323
>>4058317Super-exaggerated, gaping, wrinkly genitals/assholes on disproportionately large bodies.It's just gross.
>>4058349>Down a few more shots and see where things go
>>4058317You haven't seen his art yet?check it out and then ask that again.
>>4058258Well, it would probably start with her making sure that there wasn't anyone watching. A quick scan of the area, then moving in for the cuddle, rubbing her head against Rumble's, her tiny wing meshing with his larger one.They'd just sit there for a while, nuzzling up to one another, maybe a kiss or two (they aren't old enough to go further at this point)...
>>4058317Also search Nezumi on e621he'll pop up ther
http://blackgryph0n.deviantart.com/art/Rainbowlicious-322652577the amount of faggotry is overwhelming
>>4058317he draws extremely specific fetish material, if its not your fetish (a lot of people) then you will probably not be a fan of him.how is that hard to understand?
>>4058258>she tries>she isn't very good at it>she blushes red as a cherry and stammers constantly because whenever she tries to say something romantic she mentally punches herself for sounding too cheesy
>>4058338>Smooth talking r63 Twitht
>>4058336>whole episode takes place in a chair, table, and ladder factory
>>4058383>mentally punches herself>physically punches him
>>4058349
>>4058365I said I tried, but instead I found links about some character I've never heard of.
>>4058336>>4058387
>>4058348>you will never go to ponyville>you will never impregnate all the mares>their monstrous half human half pony spawn will never become your army and help you to conqure other lands and impregnate the mares therein>you will never conquer canterlot with your army and impregnate celestia and luna
>>4056124Yeah, it looks really good man!Also have the .sai file I forgot yesterday, sorry!https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/marshmellow%20sisters%20Kevinsano.sai>>4056242All them songs I'll never finish:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/Omnivore%20-%20She%27s%20an%20Alarm%20Clock%20%28Ogma%20Remix%29%28sketch%29.mp3https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/OGMA%20-%20This%20Is%20How%20I%20Roll.mp3https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/OGMA%20-%20Verdad%28sketch2%29.mp3
>>40583578edgy9me
>>4058394>"Ow! Why do you keep hitting me?!">"Because I keep thinking stupid things!"
>>4058378how did you even find this brony? reddit, EQD or ponychan?
>>4058383>>4058367HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>4058406How bad at google can you be?http://e621.net/post/index?tags=nezumi
>>4058394>>4058421Tsk tsk, you're drifting back into tsun-tsun territory. We're going full dere.
>>4058378I dont know what it is about it but the whole "twilightlicious" line annoys the fuck out of me.
>>4058383What if he caught her off guard and mid terrible one liner just up and kisses her.>"You aren't very good at that cheesy stuff."
>>4058444Me too man.When Tara came out with that terrible song I still liked her, too.
>>4058367>"...Rumble?">"Yeah, Scootaloo?">"I...I really like you...">"...I really like you too..."
>>4058342>>4058348of course, the big controversy would come when people noticed that one of those bulges belonged to Cheerilee.she'd just broken up with her stallion, you see, and was in a vulnerable place. and he stayed after class just for her, and he asked her what was wrong, and he was so nice, and his smile seemed to make all that pain hurt a bit less, and-- oh, Celestia, what has she done? she's having her student's child...
>>4058453>She's struck dumb for a full minute>Rumble doesn't quite know what to do.>"Was I that bad? I'm sorry!">Snapping out of it, Scoot shakes her head.>"N-no, you weren't. But, uh, maybe you should do it again. Just to make sure."
>>4058437Wats the difference betweent hemi dont know the intrinsicicites of silly japanese terms
>>4058437she can try, but I doubt she'd be as good at it as, say...Sweetie Belle
>>4058437B-but this is new and scary to us!
>>4058452I can't never find human Rarity appealing at all.People always draw her too old.
can we have a slutty griffon oc please
>>4058475>Again.
>>4058425not that anonbut it's on EqD
>>4058452Rarity reminds me of Arachne from Soul Eater, jesus
>>4058386>Smooth talking r63 TwithtI had no idea even a single person would like that concept
>>4058475oh god my bonerI think im going to end up writing this
I'm trying to draw futa Fleur and Fancypants but it's a bitch to find a pose that works.But if I can get it to work I might throw in Rarity.
>>4058505Yes...We shall make them extra slutty.If slutty was a burger it would be a Mc Double made out of Mc Ribs, and then deep fried in pure America.This monstrosity would then be topped not with buns, but Crispy Cream doughnuts, and then sprinkled in cocaine.And we would call this OC Griffy
>>4058499>too oldmore like too young, you tasteless nigger, she's a cougar, not some airheaded twenty-something.
>>4058499>People always draw her too old.THIS. GODDAMN THIS.I mean, cougar rarity is pretty hot but not when you put her up next to the rest of the mane 6
>>4058532You damn well better
>>4058487Tsundere has two halves.tsun-tsun is when the girl acts brash and dickishdere-dere is when that act fails and she shows her real feelings
>>4058505>>>Mic and his gay boyfriend
>>4058535oh boy
>>4058487Read up.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TsundereThere are other types of -dere, of course. Some are more benign than others.
>>4058537>You will never be Rarities boy toy.>All she wants you for is your toned, hairless body and youthful stamina.
>>4058541>those arms
>>4058535>futa Fleur and Fancypantsneat
>>4058364>>4058396>you finish the drink and toss it into the air, watching out of the corner of your eye as the unicorn bartender grabs it and floats it back to the bar>before you can turn you attention back to Shining Armor a push nearly knocks you over>Shining Armor starts grinding against you even harder as your leg slips between the groove of his back legs>any time you try to move he moves to keep your leg in that exact spot>every now and then his tail slips a bit and you can feel what lies underneathmore?
>>4058520Wasn't male Twist supposed to be a bit of an robot. You drew that picture of her going "All the mareth are thluths"
>>4058535Post a sketch
>>4058578not really
>>4058535where will i be able to see this picture when its done?
>>4058541So, it's like going from Gilda to fluttershy?
>>4058229>>4058229>It starts as one of their usual arguments>Normally once Scootaloo heats up, the argument burns out pretty quickly and things go back to normal>but this time is different>she keeps going - she starts getting angrier.>she brings up arguments they had months ago, just as meaningless now as they were then, meandering around in a circle of self-fueling fury.>his utter befuddlement at this makes her even angrier, and she starts yelling louder.>finally, he can't do anything but start yelling back, his befuddlement turning into frustration.>He does not get her at all - how in the WORLD did some tiny, imperceptible misstep result in THIS?>It's like EVERYTHING he does around her is WRONG!>and she won't tell him how to do it RIGHT. Every solution he tries just pisses her off more!>Is this what the other guys feel when they try dealing with women?! Jesus!>Fine! If she wants to play this game, he'll play it!>he hauls out some ammunition of his own and the fight escalates>finally they're screaming full-tilt into each other's faces, their noses inches apart.>her face is red, those eyes blazing and her hair falling over her face just perfectly...>he doesn't know what happens in the next second, but somehow they go from shouting, to being all over each other, the sweet taste of her lips on his, the feel of her cheek in his palm, her legs around his waist and their tongues dancing together.>he really doesn't get this girl at all.
>>4058578Sure, why not
>>4058603thats oversimplifying it
>You will never write a train wreck of a fanfic.
>>4058603Think Helga from hey Arnold
>>4058578Yes you chucklefuck>>4058598You're telling me you're gonna pass up a chance to bag the captain of the guard?
>>4058578Does he have a vagina? He does have a vagina, doesn't he?
>>4058578>he leans in close to you>you can smell the strong alcohol on his breath underneath his heavy musk and sweat>T-T-TWILY
>>4058537But all the mane 6 are almost in the same age, I wouldn't mind it if it were human Ms. Cake, the Mayor or somebody else, but not Rarity.
>>4058627Helga is used as the classic Western example.
>>4058603more like going from Rainbow Dash to Rainbow Dash
>>4058621Thank god I'm actually a good writer.
>>4058621JOKES ON YOU!I think, maybe it's on the both of us?
>>4058604God she would so full of tiny, hectic, angry sex
>>4058637When you're good and ready.
>>4058621You just need to apply yourself.
>>4058636Helga is a more extreme exampleScoots probably wouldn't be as polarizing as that
>>4058643son if you're writing pony fanfics you aint shit.
>>4058621That aftermath thing was somehow worse than the original. Especially when they fell in love and made babies or some shit, I don't even know.
>>4058632Why would he have a vaginaDude's masculine as fuck
>>4058621I'm sure I wrote better essays in high school better than Cupcakes. I think I can sneeze on a paper and it will somehow be better than Cupcakes.
>>4058631Hes a married man.
>>4058536>>4058545can we have an actual likable one please
>>4058621I did. Eleven chapters of pure shipping spaghetti. I miss the last two chapters though... Haven't touched it since March
>>4058652Whoops.>>4058671
>>4058670>his fetish is that cadence uses magic to turn his gentials into those of a female and then pound him with a magical cock>he got the fetish from chyrsalis.
>>4058674Except it would be by you and be utter shit by default.
>>4058661There are degrees of tsunderity. Scoots falls into a lesser part of the chart. Lower distance between the Tsun and Dere parts.
>>4058621You just wait! I'll write the worst, dumbest, piece of shit fanfic you've ever seen!It'll be full of OCs, grimdark, Mary Sues, OOC moments, and everything!It'll even be a crossover with something REALLY stupid!
>>4058689>Scoot will never punch you in the face in anger then sheepishly apologize and start stumbling over her words.
>>4058662But I've never written one.Hence
>>4058686>Cadance isn't really in to it>Until he has her bring in other stallions>Turns out she likes to watch
>>4058692THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>4058604I don't think Scoots would be quite as angry as we make her out to be sometimes
>>4058692Red and Black Alicorns go to help Arnold from Hey Arnold realize his love for Helga.
>>4058720It's not anger, bro. It's La pasión.
>>4058711>she's roughhousing with Rumble one day when she hits a little too hard>her grin disappears immediately when he starts to cry
>>4058730I'd fap to it.
>>4058711>You just make her so MAD and she doesn't know why>But then once that's gone all she sees is that she hurt you, the one she loved more than anyone.>As she grows older, her temper slowly cools, and the punches become softer and less frequent, until eventually they're gone altogether.>But god help whomever tries to steal "her man."
>>4058621wrong
>>4058650Their first time would be incredible.
>>4058750Wait, you've written a fan fic?I'd 'love' to see a link to that.
>>4058748she sounds like Gilda
>>4058579>Wasn't male Twist supposed to be a bit of an robot. You drew that picture of her going "All the mareth are thluths"Originally Twist was a "nice guy" in that he thought he was a nice guy but was really just a giant beta pervert who wanted to get laid at any costbut that seemed intensely unpopular and MLPG thought I was making fun of themso the idea of him being a smooth pervert instead might be a better choice
>>4058608>>4058631>you have to take a few steps as he starts grinding even harder>you have to lean into him now to keep from being knocked over>as he settles back into place his tail slips out of the way>his puckered ass and large testicles rub and shift against your leg as he moves>he moans softly when he feels your leg against him and give one more push>you nearly fall over, but before you can something presses against your other leg and holds you up>before you can thank you savior the pressure starts shifting>you look over and see Big Macintosh grinding against your other legkeep going?
HORES MUST BE NEW
>>4058768draw him hitting on all the R63 colts.ALL of them.
>>4058686>they have their first child three weeks after the marriage>it's a changeling brood>Shining is the mother
>>4058736>he's sniffling, holding the tears back>she asks if he's okay>he nods, he's trying to be tough. he knows hes tougher than that>one tear escapes and rolls down his cheek
>>4058786Don't forget the crashing and burning.Though I get the feeling that would be revisiting the Snips picture where that happened.
>>4058768I understood why you did it that way. Your Twist comics showed her as being really desperate and you carried that across to R63, but instead of being too insistent about it I've had thooooo many drinkth tonight... I hope nobody taketh advaaaaantaaaaage...~, he struck me as the one who'd be really creepy underneath the "nice-guy" facade.I thought it would have worked.
>>4058765Nah, you see, Gilda would be the abusive spouse. Scoots is just Hispanic.
>>4058829If she didn't care about you, she wouldn't give you as much hell as she does.
>>4058774Sure, why not
>>4058884I can't think of anything else. I had something planned but it disappeared.
>>4058774oh geezHow am I supposed to deal with all these stallions being up in my grill
new horse where
>>4058910They should fight for my amusement.Sexually
>>4058939>>4058671>>4058671>>4058671>>4058671
>>4058939>>>4058671
>>4058603Think of how Dash treated Tank in the Pet episode.That's pretty close to what its like.except a tsun-dere can get quite tsun even after being dere.
>>4058910Aww come on, you can't just quit like that when you are doing so well!Don't let the rumblescootfags win!
>>4059046>implying I wasn't just Scrumbling for fun and because it's cute
>>4059083Fair enough, carry on then
This horse has been claimed in the name of Raisin Quest.>>4059175Ask her more about this new friend of hers.
A fated meeting with Derpy... whatever shall we learn from our pleasant mail pony today?Let's find out, shall we?
>>4059211"Your...friend? Do you know where he lives? I'd like to meet him one day."
>>4059211Ask Derpy where her friend lives.
>>4059211Ask her what he looks like and where he lives.
>>4059175Ask her what he looks like and where he hangs out.Also ask her if she also knows the pony who delivered the anonymous letter to our house this morning.
>>4059175"This Anonymous, is he a nice person? Does he like playing with potions? Or does he have an affinity for snakes?"
>>4059211"Was this the same guy that sent the letter to me this morning?"
>>4059234I'm more curious about our letter. I'm afraid that curing ourselves is turning out to be a sidequest.
>>4059203>>4059234>>4059242>>4059253>>4059255"Your...friend? Do you know where he lives? I'd like to meet him one day."Derpy bounces in place, flapping her wings giddily. "Oh! Anonymous is soo nice! He's really super smart! He told me a lot of secrets... even though I could see they weren't so secret at all..." She looks past your group with some concern. "But he's really nice! I like him a lot!""So... what does Anonymous look like? Is he handsome?"Derpy giggles. "He's really... um... well, he's not a pony, so I don't know if he's handsome.""Oh... alright... so, do you know where he lives?""Of course!" She smiles. You watch as the wind blows through her mane. You can hear some birds chirping off in the distance."...so... could you tell us where he lives?""Oh no! He said that was a secret!" She smiles innocently. Scootaloo groans. "Oh, come on! Just tell us, please?""Nope!" Derpy giggles happily to herself.
>>4059324Can she describe Anonymous's appearance in more detail ?
>>4059324"But Derpy, we really want to meet him! How about you just tell us the place where he hangs out. After all, you had to meet him somewhere."
>>4059324If he's not a pony, what is he?
>>4059353GAME INFO: You'll have to ask her to find out more.
>>4059369A green headed, faceless, bi-pedal monkey
>>4059324Ask her what he is and if he has sent letters to other ponies.
>>4059324> well, he's not a ponyAnon in Equestria pls gowe don't want a crossover with you
>>4059324"Derpy, what if you told his girlfriend so that she could meet with him? We don't have to know."
>>4059395>>4059384I swear to God Jr if you do this I'll drop this quest right now.
>>4059370"Is he a dragon like Twilight's pet?"
>>4059369>>4059390>>4059403"Okay... uh... if he's not a pony, then what is he? Has he sent letters like this to any other ponies?"She shakes her head. "Nope! He said that's a secret! He's only got one marefriend, though, and that App-" She stops. "Whoops! That's a secret too!" >>4059408META INFO: PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAAH Oh pshaw, Anon. Obviously I'm not going to do this; I fucking hate humans in equestria bullshit. You need to come up with some better questions if you want some answers though, sport.
>>4059370Is he made of stone like us?
>>4059429Ask Derpy how she met Anonymous.
>>4059429"How about this. We just ask questions, and you either nod your head or give a little shake. That way you aren't REALLY telling us secrets."
>>4059429Ask who else he has sent letters to.
>>4059472Might work.
>>4059453"Does he hang out anywhere? If he's in public, he's not being so secret, so it's okay."
>>4059403"Derpy, what if you told his girlfriend so that she could meet with him? We don't have to know."Derpy tilts her head for a moment. "Umm... but he doesn't want to meet her yet." She holds back a silly smile. "I think he's shy!">>4059426"Is he a dragon like Twilight's pet?"She shakes her head. "Nope! He's nowhere near as small as Spike! He doesn't breathe fire either!"Scootaloo chirps in. "So... he's a dragon though, right?"Derpy looks a bit shocked. "Um... I'm not... I didn't say that...">>4059436"Is he made of stone like us?""Oh no! Not at all!" She looks like she's enjoying your company.>>4059453"How exactly did you meet Anonymous?"Derpy takes a deep breath in. "I was delivering mail one day. I went to Applejacks house and delivered her mail. Then, I went to the mountains because I saw a house up th-" Suddenly, she looks upset. "Heeeeeeyy, you're trying to trick me!""No we're not."She looks a bit angry still, but her expression goes back to a smile. "Oh, okay."
>>4059511>I went to the mountains because I saw a house up th-Wasn't one of the locations he asked us to meet him up in the mountains past Sweet Apple Acres?
>>4059511>Up in the mountains.The plot thickens EVEN MORE!
>>4059511Dragon that lives in the mountains...Wonder why he likes AJ.
>>4059511"Derpy, did he also write me a letter? I got one telling me to go there. In fact. If it was from him, then he WANTS to meet me! No sense in keeping it a secret then."
>>4059556At this point I imagine the plot to strongly resemble Ross Pinkie.
>>4059571Well, she is the prettiest pone.
>>4059473>>4059576"Derpy, did he also write me a letter? I got one telling me to go there. In fact. If it was from him, then he WANTS to meet me! No sense in keeping it a secret then."Derpy looks confused. "He doesn't send anypony else letters." She looks really perplexed. "...and you didn't have mail today...">5:45pm
>>4059576But it wasn't from him.The love letters and the mysterious letter came from different people.
>>4059511"So you walked into his house and he didn't try to make you stay? Sounds like someone like him would like privacy a lot."
>>4059622So it was just left on my doorstop...also JR, what was written above the circled spots on the letter we got? was it X's above the circles? In them?
>>4059622Hmm. So the mysterious letter wasn't delivered by the post system.
>>4059622Ask her if Anonymous is a gryphon and if he sends letters to Zecora.
>>4059622So it was hand delivered by someone else.Next time we're at the house we should ask the butlers and fieldworkers if anyone suspicious was hanging around the mailbox.Also ask her when she delivered mail to our house today. We might be able to pinpoint a time interval.
>>4059625Then why is it telling us to go to the mountains?All I can think of is maybe it's trying to get us killed by the inhabitants of the places it told us to visit.We should've asked Zecora if there was anything going on at the Castle.
>>4059622Okay, one more question."Does he live in a dark place? Does he seem like someone who would only go out at night?"
>>4059511"Was there a giant stone pony partially carved outside his house? Also, does he like snakes?"
>>4059637"So you walked into his house and he didn't try to make you stay? Sounds like someone like him would like privacy a lot."Derpy looks at you with some concern. "He didn't want me to come inside, no. He gives me letters outside of his window. He always looks so busy. We don't talk to much, but he's a really nice new friend and he said my wings were pretty!" She perks up. I hope he has more letters tomorrow!>>4059689"Does he live in a dark place? Does he seem like someone who would only go out at night?"She laughs a little. "Oh no! It's really bright where he lives! He loves the light!">>4059704"Was there a giant stone pony partially carved outside his house? Also, does he like snakes?"She scratches her chin. "...I don't know. I didn't see any. You're the biggest stone pony I've ever seen!" She looks about. "I will ask him if he likes snakes for you next time I see him.">>4059648GAME INFO: On the map you had, Ponyville was covered in small circles, but there was a huge red X through Ponyville. There were a few other circles, one being around Canterlot, one on the mountains behind Sweet Apple Acres, and one on the Ruins in the Everfree Forest. All of the had big question marks surrounding them... that's what you remember seeing, at least.
>>4059745see>>4059660
>>4059745WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!!?
>>4059660"Uh... is Anonymous a Griffin? Does he send letter to Zecora, perchance?"Derpy shakes her head happily. "Nope! I'm not telling what he looks like! He said that's a secret!"
>>4059745I think we're running out of questions to ask her.Ask her which direction his house is and >>4059660We might have to call it quits soon.
>>4059784It means we need to go to bed. I'm afraid I'm forgetting to ask something crucial because I can't think straight.
>>4059745"What other things did he say was a secret? He sounds so interesting!"
>>4059808Ask if he might try to hurt us if we found him
>>4059830Oh shit this. Leth you sly dog.
>>4059836He didn't seem to want to hurt Derpy. But ask, just in case.Also >>4059667
>>4059830"What other things did he say was a secret? He sounds so interesting!"Derpy puffs her chest up. "He said that his name was a secret, that what he looks like is secret, that his house is secret, that his mail-to people are secrets, that where he lives is secret, that what he does is secret, that his secret crush is a secret, that his food boxes are secrets, and all of his machines are super duper secret!" She looks pretty proud. "And he trusts me with all his secrets! He is such a good friend!">>4059836"If we try to visit Anonymous, will he hurt us?"Derpy looks worried. "Um... but he doesn't want any visitors..."
>>4059745Are you meeting him tomorrow?
>>4059885"He seemed to want you? Unless he was mean to you until he found out you delivered letters. Was he?"
>>4059885"We don't mean to visit him, but we might find him while looking for our cutie marks."
>>4059869>>4059667"Just in case I missed something... do you know when you delivered mail to my house?"Derpy looks around. "...you didn't have any mail today, though...">>4059892"Are you meeting him tomorrow?"She shrugs. "Only if he puts the flag up. He doesn't want me to come up unless the flag is up.">>4059906"He seemed to want you? Unless he was mean to you until he found out you delivered letters. Was he?"Derpy shakes her head. "No no no! He's very nice! I flew up to his house in the mo-" She stops. "Heeeeeey...""Sorry.">>4059910"We don't mean to visit him, but we might find him while looking for our cutie marks."She nods. "Oh, okay." A nice smile lays upon her countenance.You hear a pony trot on down the road as you stare at Derpy."...okay... so... uh..."Scootaloo has fallen asleep. She's leaning up against Sweetie Belle.
>>4059960Look at the pony. Maybe it is the thief.
>>4059960Scootaloo get off our waifu!Wake them both up and tell them we gotta get going.
>>4059960Perhaps that's our que to leave and stop for the night.
>>4059960Let's hustle.
>>4059960Awww. What time do we have to be home for dinner, by the way?
>>4060006We don't eat.
>>4059991I wouldn't mind unless there's something exciting going to happen with our new "friend."I have work in 8 hours why you make these things so fun JR?
>>4059991GAME INFO: You're more than welcome to continue questioning Derpy. We'll stop when you guys have had your fill with questioning Derpy.>>4060006GAME INFO: Your mom likes to have you in the dining room at around 6:00pm. You don't need to eat, but she likes having the whole family together for dinner.
>>4059960Thank Derpy for the chat; we'd love to stick around but we've got ADVENTURING to do.See if we can catch a glimpse of whoever's hanging around as we leave.>>4060013...Right. Silly me.Still, I imagine our parents want us back some time so they're not worrying about us.
>>4060024I think we're done here, let's head home.
>>4060024Let's take a look at the pony coming up then.Don't know what else we could ask her.
>>4060024"Is it cool when Anonymous's machines burrow through the ground?"
>>4060024You make it sound like there'd be stuff we'd miss out on by leaving...Ask her about the old Castle in the Everfree Forest. Maybe she knows something about why it was mentioned.
>>4060052OOOOH SHIT sly motherfucker.
>>4060046Seconding taking a passing glance.Maybe we'll need to have Derpy escort us home if it's that thief looking for the rest of our shit.
>>4059648Was away for a bit, but here's the exact text of that letter.>Dear Raisin,You don’t know who I am… I think… but I want to help you with your golem (problem crossed out) situation.” The rest of the letter has a bunch of crossed out text that's almost completely indiscernible. The last line reads, "I want to tell you more, but I don’t know how to say it yet. I’ll be around.” There’s no signature, but there’s a scrawled out map on the back of the letter. There’s a bunch of X marks around Ponyville, but there’s a circle around Canterlot, some mountains near Sweet Apple Acres, and around the ruins in the Everfree Forest. All of the circles have question marks above them.>>4060024Does anyone else live with Anonymous? Maybe we can get lab assistant cutie marks!
>>4060092>Does anyone else live with AnonymousChange that to "Does he have anyone else at his place to help him with his secret machines?"
>>4060052"Is it cool when Anonymous's machines burrow through the ground?"Derpy looks puzzled. "His machines don't burrow through the ground..." Suddenly, she realizes what she's doing. "Oh! Ignore that! He said that was a secret!" She looks a little worried. "...you'll keep it a secret, right?""Don't worry, Derpy. We will."She breathes a sigh of relief. "Your coat is so pretty!" She compliments your glossy exterior.>>4060070"What do you know about the Ruins in the Everfree Forest?"Derpy looks completely lost. "Ummm... I don't know?"Applebloom stumbles a little and yawns. "Hooo wow!" She jumps in place a few times and shakes her head back and forth. >>4060092"Does anyone else live with Anonymous? Maybe we can get lab assistant cutie marks!"Derpy giggles. "Nope! There's nopony else up there! Just him!" She smiles at you. "I like talking to you!">>4060091>>4060046>>4059970Quickly, you take a glance at the pony walking down the road. It's an older stallion; you recognize him from the market. He's heading towards town with a Tennis Racket. Looks like he's going to practice.
>>4060092Possible location of a cure?We might have no choice but to be trusting if we're approached if we don't have the letter.
>>4060130Looks like we are going to go adventuring tonight.
>>4060130I think this is as much as we're going to get. Give the CMC gentle nudges to wake them up. Ask if Applebloom is feeling a bit dizzy.
>>4060130Just that guy. Well, it's getting late. I can't think of anything else to ask.Got a lot of info though.
>>4060164Yeah, I'm curious to see if her carrying the flowers for a bit is having bad effects on her.We can't afford to be down one party member.
>>4060180We know that it's noticeable by a pegasus in normal flight, at least.
>>4060154>adventuringMore like hunkering down and pray that all Hell doesn't break loose.
>>4060180That we did. Derpy is a very useful pony.Let's thank her, but mention it's getting late out.So what do we want to do after this?Open things that I can see are visiting Twilight to see what she's dug up, share our new info and seeing what she wanted to see us aboutHeading home for 6:00Exploring mountain from map for LS's hutVisitng Zecora to ask about midnight widow/see how our griffon friend's going.Wait, midnight widowYou don't think it kills at midnight, do you?
>>4060223Something to definitely check up on.Our second save was after AB tasted it, right? Can't make another if she'd be fucked no matter which one we'd revert to. She can't die. She's too silly.
>>4060223I... don't think it would be that dangerous. Zecora surely would have said something more than "Oh, thanks, have a potion" if there was a chance we were going to drop dead during the night.
>>4060223We need to ask Zecora about that.>>4060239When did we make a second save?>>4060246This must be your first rodeo.
>>4060246Not us, Applebloom. She carried them in her mouth for a few minutes.
>>4060223I vote we split up and head home for the night. We're going to be late for dinner at this rate anyway, and I'm sure Twilight's a late sleeper, we can go visit her after dinner.Anything we want to take from the other CMC for our nighttime sojourn before we split up?
>>4060263Yeah, sorry, meant to say "One of us was" rather than "we were" but apparently my hands didn't agree.
>>4060164>>4060190>>4060223"Hey, it's been a pleasure, Ms. Derpy. Maybe we can talk some other time?"The gray pegasus kind of stares at you. "Are we friends now?""Uh... yeah! You're cool, so.. sure, why not?"Derpy shuffles her hooves around excitedly. You make sure to say goodbye. She concludes the conversation with a nod. "Buh bye!" As the door shuts, Scootaloo's tail get caught under the door. She yipes quick."My bad!" Derpy opens it back up, letting a groggy Scootaloo collect herself."Uhg... jeez, that took forever. What were you guys talking about? Lasagna recipes? How to get your eyes to look in two different directions forever?" Scootaloo looks thoroughly annoyed with this place. You gently nudge Applebloom. "Hey... are you feeling okay?"She yawns. "Yeah, just... wow, really tired. What'd you get from our mail mare friend?""A lot. We've got a lot of leads."Sweetie Belle yawns and stands up on her hooves. She blinks a few time to clear her bleary eyes, then asks "What did I miss?">>4060239GAME INFO: There is only 1 save at current. The only save you have made in this journey is in your Room, Day 1, 9:15am.GAME INFO: >End Session and continue at a later date? What date do you guys want? I know school's starting back up, so what's gonna work for you guys best?
>>4060276Any day's fine for me apart from tommorrow, but I assume that's too soon anyway.
>>4060276Whenever. Tomorrow. Three days from now. Next week. I'm good.
>>4060276Maybe Saturday or Sunday? It seems we get more players on the weekend.
>>4060276Friday night?
>>4060276Anything but Friday. I'm working late.
>>4060276Thursday and Friday nights work for me.
>>4060298Saturday would be good.
>>4060276I just lurk so I don't really have any strong feelings one way or another.
>>4060298>>4060306>>4060307>>4060296>>4060291>>4060313META INFO: How's Saturday work? Seems like we have a general consensus that's a good day.SCHEDULED: Saturday, August 25th, 10pm ESTGood enough for now? We'll check before I get a game started just to make sure you guys are around. I'll try to make an announcement 30 minutes before start time.
>>4060337Nightly How-Fucked-Are-We report, please.
>>4060276Weekend please. I'll by flying out on Friday and will probably miss things while I'm moving into my new place.
>>4060337Fine by me.
>>4060340I think we did pretty well for ourselves. We learned a lot, for one.
>>4060337Saturday sounds good.How'd we do?
>>4060337Great.
>>4060349'We lost a critically important item and failed to determine how fucked AB is, if at all.
>>4060357What critically important item?
>>4060370The gem.There has to be some penalty for ignoring Pinkie's advice.
>>4060337GAME INFO: Also, feel free to ask any game related questions for a couple of minutes. I'll answer just about anything that doesn't reveal plot elements or the like.>>4060340>>4060349>>4060350AFTERGAME REPORT: You guys have done pretty well tonight. Perhaps you shouldn't have entertained the Thief, but at least you didn't let AB wear her saddlebags around her. That missing Baby Blue Sapphire may kinda suck later on... who knows?You definitely got Derpy tapped for info... mostly. She probably had a few more secrets to share, but you've got way more than enough information to continue investigation. Also, good on you guys for getting some food. Things are going to start getting more dangerous from here on out. There may be surprise traps or birds lurking around the corners, but I think you guys should do fine. Saturday, we'll see.
>>4060380I both dread and anticipate it.
>>4060380So, with the griffin and now the thief, do you just have a list of encounters and just roll when things get too boring?
>>4060379I think we'll be okay, you may be overthinking the importance of an item you don't know is of any worth, especially when we have 9 more.
>>4060380Excellent Raisin bread tonight. Keep it up. Hopefully we won't utterly fuck ourselves like the last one.
>>4060357Yeah, that AB failure was pretty stupid, wish I'd been around when we were still with Zecora.>>4060379Those gems've had the feel of just serving as inventory chuft to me, but I guess we'll see how we fare.And hey, we didn't ignore it; the other two CMC did. We held up pretty well, I thought.Besides, we were planning on using up 2 of them anyway making ourselves a potion of frotz; if we needed all 10 for something we were screwed anyway.
>>4060405These quests leave me so goddamn paranoid.It makes me miss Aspirant's shenaniganery.
>>4060400Usually everything is planned out, what is where and when. If we're there when even happens, great! If not, it happens anyway.It'd be impossible to keep track of if he did it randomly when we timeloop.
>>4060413Hmmm, if the mysterious LS IS actually a dragon, they might be useful for bribing him to pay attention to/not eat us....Now that I think about it, would our gold veins make us a target for a dragon's stash?
>>4060431Only one way to find out.I'm more interest why AJ is his waifu.
>>4060400GAME INFO: These encounters are usually supposed to be random, but the rolls have been interesting tonight. I roll when you guys jump onto long paths, such as between the Everfree and Fluttershy's Cottage. I had another one when you were traveling from SCC to Derpy's and, well, since I rolled it on that turn and Pinkie was nearby, she was able to 4th wall and give you a hint. It does spice things up, doesn't it? I have a few more in mind, but I doubt they'll spring up anywhere nearly as often. They only have a 10% chance of appearing, anyhow...
>>4060460Neat.
>>4060460Night Jr. Thanks again for a fun evening of people overreacting to every little detail.
>>4060505Yup, another fun session. Thanks Jr!
