Silly pony editionOld horse: >>4047811
>rape
>>4050214
>mfw I go to a new horse
Go away, Applejack, no one likes you.
>new horse smell
All I want is to be a little filly with a pretty dress.
>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
which pony likes mexican food the most
Daily reminded Zedd has no taste in music
>>4050177Hi!
>Silly ponies
Just a reminder that writefags are practicing an act in futlity and that drawfags will always get more attention than you for much less effort done.
>>4050177no you don't understand
>>4050242Polonko.
>>4050242Scootaloo
>>4050242Pinkie it's canon
Just a reminder that your favorite pony just tooted.
>>4050242Pinkie of course
>>4050244Hey!
>>4050265Another world destroyed... So sad...
>>4050257Stop making me laugh.
>>4050244Hiya!
Would you stuff your arm into a pony? Which one?
>>4050265My favorite pony is dead.
>>4050240>violent video games caused Columbine
>>4050231no
>>4050240Do you think that posting this in every thread is going to make it funny or something?
I wish I could hug my little pony. I feel so alone.
>>4050275Watch out!
>>4050265unf
>>4050172>>4050179I don't think its a good idea to have sex with the mares. They're all pregnant during Fall on campus. Mares will fucking kick you for any reason, especially rape.Spring will be the classes where you concentrate on horses having sex and assisting them in the act. Or assisting in masturbation and artificial insemination.
>>4050294Japs like Applehat?
It's that time.
New episode translation of what japan thinks of ponies:http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/29932418593/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp119-with-timestamps
>>4050251Just a reminder that drawfags are responsible for a majority of shitposting, drama, and other general shit that brings the general's quality down.You are a small example of this claim.
>>4050304
>>4050292
>>4050321the guards playing volley ball
>>4050328Listen!
>>4050321Thunderlane and Rumble hoof wrestling
>>4050320Some japs love the "american cowboy" stereotypes
More like this.
>>4050327really? I always thought it was the non-contributors
>>4050321Fluttershy burning stuff.
>>4050321Applejack and Rarity making out in a giant hat
>>4050321Dash Tickling Fluttershy with her own feather
>>4050346No, it's shit.
>>4050321Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
So, I don't know if you guys heard but there was this incident in DOTA 2. Someone submitted an set item that made it into the game for the hero Ursa. It looked really silly and people hated it, having a 60+ page long thread on the forum complaining. And it didn't help the submitter of the item went by the name "Twilight Sparkle!~", had a pony avatar and drove up the usual "go kill yourself, horsefucker" sentiment.Valve finally took it down today, so guess you could say the whole thing was rather minor
If you love ponies so much why don't you just marry one?
>>4050342http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trCf9eCmIHY
>>4050359
Soon...Also pastebin of day 1 is finished, if you all want to catch up http://pastebin.com/A2ncBCXa
>>4050346OR HOW ABOUT THESE
>>4048406>>4048406I have no idea what does that means, but have this.
>>4050321dash preening fluttershy sexually
>>4050197>He doesn't know about the Tabasco greentexts.
>>4050365I would if I could.
>>4050383Are you making a collage or something?
>>4050351>hat sexFucking second.
>>4050322>there will never be a full japanese dub of poniesShit sucks. They seem to really like it.
>>4050402HahaI get it
Okay, which one of you fagets said they like ponies?
>>4050322What's with all the "w"s?
>>4050359That was a long one.
>>4050351>>4050402Maybe...
That Huffington Post interview is soon.
>>4050427www = japanese for LOL
>>4050345Howdy /v/, my name is Kenichi Smith.I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in America!
>>4050377
>>4050394I agree Pinkie, that joke fell flat on it's face.
>>4050435coke pony and gummy coke pony making out
>>4050359Scrubs, you managed to write a coherent sentence for a change!I take it the AA meetings and the 12 steps are going well?
>>4050359I'D STEAL YOUR COMIC HUMOR, BUT YOU HAVE NONE, AS FAR THE EYE CAN SEE.
>>4050449
>>4050322>thin bookwhat
>>4050447WHERE IS YOUR FACE TWILY?
>>4050385>Implying we need stories to make fanart appear.
>>4050438What does it stand for, Willy Wanking Wonders?
>>4050478Watashi waganomi wataruichiProbably.
>>4050359That post was unbearable.
>>4050478wwwwwwwwwwww
>>4050497
>>4050322>They think "Diamond Dogs" is an earthbound referencelel
What do pones smell like?
>>4050359link?
>>4050525farts
>>4050525Bag of ponoe.
How's this
>>4050525Hay and shit.
>>4050546I love it.Ship it.
Why Chrysalis likes mayo?
>>4050525Depends on the pony:Fluttershy smells like peachesApplejack smells like applesDash smells like blueberriesTwilight smells like grapesPinkie smells like strawberriesRarity smells like shit
>>4050478Warai
>>4050561UPS or FedEx?
>>4050546Haha, Nasse. Needs more beds and kinky posed. And pomfs.
>>4050525they smell like pony.but in estrus they smell like their flavors.
>>4050546Now draw her blowing a dick.
>>4050322>00:19:18 This episode is so eroticthese japanese people
>>4050447
>>4050562Because she's a disgusting freak.
>>4050570USPS
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>>4050322Why are they talking about "thin books"? What the fuck is a thin book?
I BET YOU CAN'T STEAL THESE EYES
>>4050562Because she is an American.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TqTyeKAIM4
>>4050575What flavor is pony?
>00:18:32 I want to be stepped on by Rarity’s marshmallow-like feetMaybe we aren't so different after all.
>>4050584>/mlp/Guess again asshole
>>4050562THAT'S NOT MAYO.
LELELELELELELELET GO
>>4050322>00:01:42 Mai lilo poni~ mai lilo poni~
>>4050563No,I smell like shit faggot! No, You smell like vanilla and Rarity smells like shit! Fuck! I smell like- FUCK!
>>4050598Most of the "Japan reacts" translations translations I've seen are very akin to early mlpg, so yeah.
>>4050563
>>4050563>>4050615He's right.If anyone smells like shit it's the animal hoarder.
>>4050563Rarity smells of all things nice.
>>4050598>you will never visit the Japanese MLPG I bet they have their own Leth and Ross.
Anyone up for some Mafia?
>>4050532http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/The_Alpine_Stalker%27s_SetHere was the item set in question. It's been taken out of the in game store, but chances are the people who already bought it will keep theirs like a vintage item.The whole thing was rather silly, but I can understand. People were afraid this was a step towards having the setting of the game lost in hats, like with TF2
>>4050650I'm in a game right now but I'll join afterwards
>Pinkie: Pink>Dash: Cyan>Rarity: Grey/White>Twilight: Purple>Fluttershy: Yellow>Applejack: OrangeDiscuss
>>4050170I STOLE YOUR EYES
>>4050322Wow...They REALLY like Applejack...
Have the Japanese ever been shown the Western reactions to their own reactions?
>>4050562Now I'm just picturing a horse sticking his cock into a jar of mayo and rubbing it all over Chrysalis' face.
>>4050596depends on the pony.rarity marshmallowtwilight fresh rainfluttershy creamsickle rainbow dash sweatpinkie pie insulinderpy fresh warm blue berry muffins that you can eat with a spoon
>>4050643Would Japanese Rose be any different from Korean Rose?
>>4050643>They have a Kikkoman pony instead of Tabasco.
>tfw I have a wormbro living inside my new LCD screen
>>4050472YOURS TOO
>>4050661Yes?
>>4050651Man I would be upset to if I knew what the fuck was DOTA 2 and if I cared.
>>4050677she'd be more xenophobic
>>4050661Are you fucking blind or something?
>>4050497AND EVEN YOURS
>>4050682Pics?
>>4050667aj IS a much more handsome man!
Horse Murderhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4050704>are you sure you want to save this? It will lose transparency.
>>4050661>Grey/Whitewhat
>>4050650I'm game.
>00:03:14 Why were they already cut!? w>00:03:15 Because there’s no natural phenomena, outside of that one forestThat makes a lot of sense. I never noticed that.
>>4050710Hahahaha
http://purpletinker.deviantart.com/journal/Why-I-Wasn-t-At-Everfree-Northwest-322223498#Rev up those sides, gentlemen.
>>4050661Yep, those are the colors of the ponies.........
>>4050596Sticking your tongue in Celstia's marehood is like a licking a sake flavored 9 volt battery. >capatcha "$10,000,000 writanoe". Why thank you captcha!
>>4050727Like their manes?But Pinkie had her hair cut in Time Cop.
>>4050699Isn't she already racist?
>00:13:10 Upward compatible unicornsUPWARD COMPATIBLE UNICORNS
>>4050725
>>4050706Hold on ~30 minutes-hour, I'll post a vid.He crawled back off the edge for now.
>>4050753I've seen no proof of this
>>4050571Not sure if I'm gonna bother, it was just a doodle>>4050721What's the password?
>>4050750The gems that Spike finds.
>>4050736I just can't bring myself to read paragraphs of brony drama anymore.
Pinkie: Likes partiesDash: Flys fastRarity: Makes dressesTwilight: Reads booksFluttershy: Has animal friendsApplejack: Works on the farmDiscuss.
>>4050294>Horses are catsI HATE IT.
Continuing with Serial Experiment Lain. Japanese voiced, English subtitles. www.livestream.com/obsidiansolitaireSummary:Kids are psychic, yo! Also, anthropology.Waiting a few minutes for people to join as always.
>>4050661>Grey/WhiteHorses aren't white unless they're albino (or stupid looking like SA).She's grey.
>>4050780boop
will i ever love again
>00:03:47 This is like MinecraftJapan confirmed for autistic
Shining Armor, what will I do, what will I do?
>>4050795>Has animal friendsBullshit. She has animals that she thinks are her friends, but they're really just using her because she's a dumb bitch.
The Japanese like Fluttershy, Cheerilee, Applejack, Luna and Rarity the most from what I've heard.
Question: why would the battery in my stylus get really fucking hot and cause the plastic to get squidgy?Thankfully it's not broken because I've swapped the battery over, but what the fuck.
>>4050825being left on?
>>4050821TWILY!
>>4050736I wish she would just get over herself. I can't remember the last thing I saw from her that wasn't whining about something stupid.
so will there be a moose in season 3 or something
>>4050427Japanese equivalent of HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.
>>4050822you know you would do the same thing just to get some pony vag
>>4050802>or stupid looking like SAHe really does suck in every possible way, doesn't he?
>>4050704OH NO PLS DONT TAKE MY EYES THAT EVEYONE LOVES, PLS DONT TAKE MY LOVELY PERFECT EYES
this kind of speaks for itself
>>4050838APPLELOOSA!
>>4050779I've seen her take sides for her own kind over others.You know. donkeys
>>4050838Why do you keep calling Rarity, Twily?
>>4050824>they dislike Rainbow DashJapan confirmed for having patrician taste in cartoon horses
Come with us and kill all your favorite horses!http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4050837I'd only just put a battery in as I take them out when I'm not using the stulus, and when I tried to use it, it nearly melted. I had to burn my fingers just to get the battery out.
I would sacrifice my eyes to the eye thief so Derpy could keep her eyes.
Would you a hickory smoked horse butthole?
>>4050864we arent so different after all
>>4050795Do you even watch the fucking show?
>>4050824Even Japan knows that Twilight is too good.
>>4050873AAAAAPPLELOOSA!
>>4050864>you will never watch a Rarity episode with Jap Rarifags ;_;
>>4050857
>>4050661>Dash: CyanNope. She's closer to Columbia Blue.
>>4050885No.
>>4050873he has a condition
I'm diving into 2chan.Will maybe return with Jap MLPG.
>>4050855I don't really hate his personality or voice. They're stupid but it works.But he's just pure white and his eyes are too big. It looks bad.
>>4050376who and what is this?
>>4050883Keep it on the stand it came with
>>4050884I would sacrifice my balls to the ball thief so Derpy could keep her mareballs.
>>4050926It's Raisin, from Raisinquest.People are excited as fuck.
>>4050921Post a pic of japanon.
>>4050586The horror
>>4050376T-There is also thishttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RaisinQuest/RaisinQuest.html
>>4050921Good luck and god speed. Make sure you spread the word of marshmallow pony buttocks and marepoon.
>>4050322Wow. The Japanese really love Applejack, compared to USA.
>>4050921Good luck.
>>4050921Can you read Japanese?
>>4050926...You are rather fresh to the General, aren't you?
>>4050940>questdoes that mean people want to fuck that thing?
I love these guys
>>4050563>fluttershy smells like peaches
>>4050924it looks like his eyes are trying to escape from his face
>>4050959>subservient woman who does her duty rather than pursues her own goals>loyal to family traditionyea. And they like blonde women and southerners are exotic to them
What she is doing?
>>4050563>applejack smells like apples
>>4050965Nope, going by images.
>>4050977not that kind of quest
>>4050986Being shitty.
>>4050962What are panka and that toohoo doing?
>>4050977No, but the quest can sometimes make you rock hard
>>4050977I don't think so, seeing how even anons mighty dick will chafe
>>4050921
>She might get splattered with something much dirtier than just dirt…!unf
>>4050979>butt
2 more 2 gohttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4050982Shining Armor, fix your goddamn chest thing, it's not on straight.What the fuck is wrong with you?
2chan-going dude again.Is there a reason for having 4 boards, all called Two-dimension?
>>4051004Sake bombs, by the look of it
>>4050322>Translating doujin as thin book.Ha.
>>4051009I wish I could read moon.
>>4051009link pls
>>4050563>rarity doesn't smell like whip cream and champagneI can't fap to this!
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/28240636773/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp118-with-timestampsHere's what they think of Show Stoppers.
>>4050986Downward Facing Dog.
>>4050322>00:10:03 What should I do, this episode is pissing me off and yet I’m getting turned on…Truly, the Japanese are our brothers.
>>4051040Japanese people are silly
is Japan only on S1?
>>4051013Applejack is what all girls should be like. Proud, loving and hardworking. Perfection.
>>4051040>00:03:08 I’m taking Cutiebelle’s [sic!] booty, thank you very muchthese niggas
>>4051040>00:01:11 Mai lilo poni~00:01:13 I’m so glad we have the lyrics00:01:14 Mai lilo pouhniii00:01:14 Pony children, you have my support!00:01:16 AJ is such a good big sister00:01:17 Lilo00:01:17 Lilo00:01:17 lilo00:01:18 LILO ☆00:01:18 lilo ☆00:01:18 lilo2cute
>>4051060wwwwwwwwwwww
>>4050980oooooh I hadn't seen that oneRarity is still the best
>>4050885oh yes. yes i would. I'd kill for the chance to lick that particular pony's butthole.
>>4050736Heh, didn't know there was drama between Convention Organizers. But holy crap does she need to keep her trap shut. How high level of a role did she have in organizing Bronycon anyways?
i need that image showing the difference between dicking around aand working hard at art.
>>4050885From a cup?
>>4051093I don't have that one but here's something related for your cause.
Someone asked for derpy butts. Didnt come out like I wanted
I really need to get around watching S1 again. This bit of animation is really cute yet I never noticed it.
>Japs love Sweetie I told you niggas she was the cutest pony.
>>4051093dont have that, but i have this
Quick! Talk about me, it's your only hope!
>>4051088but it is all red raw and stuff won't it hurt her
>>4051128Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony now. Please.
>>4051132Heh yeah me eitherHer and her sister have some fancy feet.
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/live
>>4051134
>>4051128where is the maregina, anonymous?you said there would be maregina.
>>4051128It looks like something didn't come out like Derpy wanted either.I like it, good butt.
>>4051137I don't want to talk about you
>>4051128second>>4051172second version please?
>>4050824Apparently they really hate Trixie.
Hey guys, Jr here.As I said yesterday, we shall continue with our second session of Raisin Quest 4 in about 18 minutes. I think tonight is going to be a bit more action packed that the first session; I hope you guys are prepared.We'll probably start it up in the Sunken Ship. I'll drop links when the time is right. Just a heads up.
>>4051143>>4051156>>4051174Well this is a blast from the past.
>>4051186Derpy doesn't need that.She is too innocent.
>>4051191So does everyone else
>>4051159oh fuck is this the documentary?
>>4051159>http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/livethe only one who isn't a mouthbreather is zephy
>>4051197My body is ready.
>trying to find MLPG: Moon edition>see this>can't not post
>>4051197yay
>>4051197MOTHAFUCKINRAISIN
READY FLIN
>>40511972nd session only? May as well hop in. What is this about? Grimdep shit?
>>4051070>proudAJ is too proud>hardworkingall the ponies are hardworking with respect to their passions>lovingdoesnt strike me as romantically inclined in the slightest
>>4051143md5 time
>>4051191I kind of like her but I can see why they wouldn't.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4051197We adventure now.
>>4051159heh, the chat/comments are exploding.
>>4051163Wish I knew how to work hard
>00:05:29 I just realized this, but I really don’t like Scootalu’s color
>>4051199fukc off, nobody asked you
>>4051227>Captain America's mcnuggies.jpg
>>4051235Silly filly on a silly adventure with peril lurking around every cornerWe have 3 lives. If we can't get to the end it's game over
>>4051159What's this?
>>4051234WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FILLY
>>4051258I just want to be your friend.
>>4051270I'll be your friend Derpy. If you were real.;_;
>>4051269MY FATHER, TOOK ME TO THE CITY!Wait, wrong song.
>>4051269AND SHE DOES EVIL DANCES
>>4051268Some people talking about mlp fandom and stuff.It's unfortunately not that interesting or related to anything about the show, really.
>>4051159Before I open this, how much spaghetti is there on a scale of 1 to Bronycon?
How do I skype?
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/livePonies are not for boys, much less grown men!
I want to rub Applejacks warm soft belly.I want to softly squeeze Rainbow Dash's ear.
>>4051270Thats because Dash wants to be her marefriend
>>4051306surprisingly little.
Have you given your offering to your queen today yet?
>>4051235Small filly made of stone teams up with the MC to steal every item out of her own house and go on an adventure involving sinking buildings, snake statues and hungry griffons
>>4051258now you really get nothing
>>4051314Guess again.
>>4051312Apparently huggington is breaking viewing/comments records and then some with this interview.
>>4051159Someone spam the link to the general in that chat.Do it.
>>4051325I've never offered anything to her. Ever. And I never will.
>>4051325My WHAT?
>>4051348It was advertised on EQD, they are probably all already there.
>>4051116Does anyone have that epic picture with Twilight?
>>4051348why
If one of you don't get in here and break this 1more1ever, I swear to God...http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4051246Well you can work hard, and still never achieve anything.Not that I'm saying the good artists didn't put the work in; simply that you can try and still fail.
>>4051340it's because no one watches their shit online streams except when it's about things on the internet.
here we gohttp://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/live
>>4051337I would even watch Harry Potter with Derpy if she wanted to. Fuck man.
>>4051358No, the guys who are talking as looking at the comments.We need them to find the seedy underbelly live.
Would you let her sit on you?
>>4051356food
>>4051385She's not going to try to smother me is she?
>>4051246Eh, I am trying my hand at this art thingy too.And it's kinda satisfying.
how is bill clinton a brony?does he remember the previous gens? or does he watch the show?
>>4051381I know what you mean. If she asked me, I would even go to watch Foodfight with her.
>>4051402Had sex with fat girl == brony
>>4051381You and me both. I'd see Twilight if she wanted.
>>4051402He answered 3 extremely simple questions about MLPFiM on a talk radio interview.Just fuckin' bronies man.
>>4051385No. She needs to lose some fucking weight.
I only draw when I feel like it, It can't force myself to draw. I'll never get better? it will just take longer
>>4051400How are you getting started?
>>4051402he answered some easy questions about the show>Krastos the glue maker
>>4051360
>>4051116I gave up when I realized it wasn't making me happy at all.It just made me feel like crap, while being surrounded by people who say I should do better and try harder.
>>4051385Only if she lets me throat fuck her first while pulling her ears as hard as I can. While I sing "I think I'm turning Japanese."
>>4051429I start with a sketch book I own for some ungodly reason.And then I draw circles on it.
>>4051385NoBut I'd fuck her
>>4051437Fine, I guess she can sit on me
>>4051430>tfw there will never be a krastos the glue maker
>>4051402Answered three simple questions from over a year agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtlSOMgacDU
>Interviewee hasn't watched MLP:FIM
>>4051392>>4051437>>4051422that's the best part! I'd wrestle her
>>4051309First you add people, then talk.
>>4051440that sounds like a good reason to stop drawing to me, if you dont like doing it then why do it?
>>4051325I would read her the Very Hungry Caterpillar while she was snuggly wuggly in her cocoon.
TIME FOR VOTING.You know the drill. if you already voted yesterday, try not to vote again.Memento The Incredibles Battle RoyaleTremorsKung Pow: Enter the Fist Problem Child 2Fire and IceTitan A.E. Treasure Planet RioSpace JamStarship TroopersSerenityAs usual, I'll be back in half an hour to tally the votes.
>Fans of the fandom
>>4051485Battle Royale!
>>4051468oh erotic wresting? what would she do to you if she won?
>>4051453Who do you think the villain for S5 is going to be?
>>4051385>>4051437>>4051449Moar.
>>4051485tremors
>>4051485Starship Troopers
>>4051486Truth is stranger than fiction they say
What the hell is Angelina Ballerina and why should I care about it?
>>4051485Memento
>>4050774http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO1hd6NtF_sMy wormbro.
>>4051485The Incredibles. Best Pixar film.
>>4051504
>>4051486its a very strange, sad, and unfortunate truth.
>>4051485Starship Troopers.
>>4051501BOMAMAMAMAMAO
>>4051485memento
>>4051485Battle Royale
>>4051499be heavy
>>4051485Tremors/Starship Troopersor get Deep Rising pls
>>4051531Moar
>>4051485Titan A.E., simply because it's been a long time since I've seen that.
>>4051528Wat.
>>4051485Starship motherfucking Troopers
>>4051509>>4051534I remember some one posting a cap from a .MOV comment section and someone said that those were better than the show.
>>4051528I don't think that's a bro.I would be freaking out.
>>4051473Because most of the reasons why I don't enjoy it are crazy and neurotic.
>>4051485otnemem
>>4051514Angelina Ballerina is the fucking bomb dude.It's about this sexy as FUCK rat (unf) that takes ballet lessons. It's also super chill and kawaii as hell. I'm chill like an arctic tundra when I watch that shit. Can't wait till the creators pick it up again and finally get started on the next season. I'll probably drop MLP bullshit and go back to being a Balleriony
>>4051485Tremos
>>4051528It's...beautiful.
>>4051132hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...something something giant hat~
>>4051600I'm really happy with my audioswap choice. You wouldn't want to hear me talking.
>>4051597>TremorsFuck, I can't spell correctly today.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310616?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeepls
PettanPettanTsurupettan
You guys ever notice how we tend to make Fluttershy into other things? Fluttershy as a bear, Fluttershy as a centaur. Now on the show she's going to turn into a dragon. Crazy.Do you think there will be a day where she's turned into a half decent pony?
>>4051626that was actually a false rumor
>>4051626I dearly hope so, but I kind of doubt it
>>4051626I don't get it.
>>4051626DO HO HO
>That huffington thing....did they even talk about My Little Pony?Fox would have done better.
>>4051626Fluttershy as a slutOh wait, that is her natural from
>>4051626http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/segment/502bd57c2b8c2a042f0001d5Not according to this. She'll stay Fluttershy for the sake of her current personality and colors.
>>4051626
>>4051531
>>4051624I would rub her flat chest,
>>4051447will you be trying some FE art?fuck I did this better before, I can't find it now
>>4051626but she is a beautiful pony
>>4051485COME ON AND SLAM
>>4051654Not sure why you guys even wanted to watch it,This fucking hiatus needs to end soon
I don't know how long this one is going to last, but we're live.>>4047811>>4047811>>4047811>>4047811We're gonna start up our new Raisins. Best of luck to all participants.
>>4051690WELCOME TO THE Memento
Did that huffington thing end already?
Guys I am drawing a picture for MinituffsAny ideas?Fuck I can't wait for all you faggots to go to bed to the night general can start.
>>4051457>There will never be an episode about the ponies earning the right to mate.
>>4051716Yeah draw a picture of The Boss from MGS3 riding on Princess Celestia.
>>4051701yay
>>4051701Upper part of page 6, you should be good for an hour or so at least.
>>4051690http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UuEHmxG0U
>>4051716Draw her OC being fucked by something.Knowing her she'll love it.
>>4051678I dunno.Perhaps at some point, for now probably just basic shit.I don't even own a scanner, so I have to rely on my shit webcam.And my wheelchair.
>>4051716MT riding a Wish Dragon.
>>4051716Draw her stuck inside of a bottle
>>4051716Draw her with Marker pone, Ice Pack and Inky in a house together.
>>405032200:18:32 I want to be stepped on by Rarity’s marshmallow-like feet
>>4051734oh noes! You can't go fast?
>>4051159Now they're talking about gender roles, what did they say on the matter of MLP?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach a man to fish.
>>4051783Barely anything and the interview was short. People are complaining about misleading interview.
>>4051777Well it's not FOR me.My legs work just fine.
>>4051734I remember seeing that the other day. I was the one who drew Batman.
>>4051747I like your idea, got any more?
>>4051814Do you ever ride on it anyway? I used to ask if I could have goes on wheelchairs when I was a kid and pop wheelies and ollies on them.
>>4051821Bottle stuck inside of her.
>>4051731Ice pack
>>4051777He's the Scootaloo of MLPG.
>>4051831
>>4051823Who has a wheelchair in the same room and doesn't good off on it?Really now, don't be silly.
>>4051831>not putting your ship in a bottle
>>4051040>00:07:00 What a beautiful anime that blatantly shows off the precious butts of young girls for all of us to see
>>4051821More ideas?How about pony holding her belly cause she's hungry.
>>4051716More Ice Pack shippingThis will be goddamnit
>>4051747>>4051821>>4051831Draw her stuck inside a bottle with a bottle stuck inside her that contains a smaller version of herself
>>4051864We need to bottle deeper.
>>4051840
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310744?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNew Small Mafia
>>4051894You're not going to find the answer to your pony trouble at the bottom of a bottle, anon
>>4051864>not putting your bottle in a bottle
>>4051893
>>4051840>Go to /co/>Thread about MLP.Heh... "Bronies are terrible people!!"No shit, it's like they don't remember why ponies got kicked out.
I recently bought a bag of those really really huge marshmallows.There's one sitting next to me.I am going to put my dick in it.
Found this on /v/. Surprised to find them talking about video games...
what should I draw besides ponies? real things are so complex
>>4051950Pinkie hasn't ordered you to do so, yet.
>>4051969Bunnies or alligators.
>>4051969Draw humans.
>>4051950
>>4051969Dicks
>>4051969Draw...airships.
>>4051969practicing people or people-like things will be helpful for most things you may want to eventually draw outside of pony
>>4051969Horsecocks
>>4052003>>4051950Now you can put your dick in it, Anon.Now you can.
Does anyone have that terrible Rarity inspired brony music that was posted here a lot like a month ago? Listening to this and something sounded familiar...http://youtu.be/nSwvZEYkKDU?t=57s
>>4051969Shetland Ponies. Seriously. They look freaky compared to regular horses.
>>4052058http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4oGarage band loops are magic
>>4051998>>4052021we have plenty of pony drawing guides, but any human guides?
>>4052089I lose it at the trumpet every time
>>4051959> No Robo from Chrono Trigerstay casual >>>/v/
>>4052100I have to try to avoid the aisle where those are when I go to the grocery store now
>>4052089>>4052058ThanksHa I knew it was the same:57 and :12
>>4051950There are now little bits of marshmallow under my foreskin.That was easily one of the most painful experiences i've ever had.
>>4052091Would be better without the caption.>>4052089EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
>>4051871Japanese guys are the same as here, but with less shitstorms about the show.
>>4052100
>>4052100>not the powdered ones
>>4052089Am I the only person that likes this song?
And the results for todays voting are in.Tied for first are Memento and Tremors, with Battle Royale in second, and Starship Troopers in a distant, but not hopeless third.This 'aint nothing like last week folks, the winner is anything but clear. If this keeps up, voting will continue all through friday.See you tomorrow for round 3!
>>4052113Why didn't you poke a little hole in it with your fingers first?
>>4052115Aren't they behind us?Have they even seen S2?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310783?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNewest Murder Horse
>>4052089What is the first part sampled from?
>>4052090Where are some of those pony guides?I need them for...reasons.
There's a terrible mlp thread on /co/ if you're bored and feel like watching a fire.https://boards.4chan.org/co/res/40016823
>>4052144I did.When my member went through, the sides of it sort of wrapped around in a way that sounds nice, but actually just made it really hard to get your dick out.Very nearly ripped the skin.
>>4051528
>>4052161Someone said the whole thing was made up of stock loops from Garage Band, but I don't know if that's true or not>>4052167
>>4052100strange, lately i have been sexually aroused by food a lot. i wonder why.
>>4052187I recognize that guitar-and-bells opening, though. I know it was in a vidya, I want to say EA FIFA Manager or FIFA 10-11-12 or something.
>>4052179what kinda fucking marshmallows are you fucking? are they ten years old or something? how can they get that rough?also, I could never share nor know of your foreskin pain, for i am CUT MASTER RACE
>>4052197looks like we have found rose's sexual weak spot
>>4052100>>4052117You two are my favorite
>>4052179>Sometimes I pull on the marshmallow too hard and rip the skin.
>>4052210Not him, but the inside might be really sticky.He should have turned one inside out.
>>4052197the foodscat fics, perhaps?or the milkmare fic?
>>4052210/)
>>4052230this, pretty much
>>4052230can someone repost that marshmallow butthole guide? I want to make one. I'll even post pics when I'm done.
>>4052231AJ is Soashamedpony's masterwork.
>>4052219I actually went to a gas station this morning before work to get something for breakfast. Normally I get those donutettes. But now I have to get muffins instead. I also cringe every time someone orders a Vanilla Milkshake.
No wonder most drawfags don't put up with us. It's more confusing that regulars do though, like Tex and Weaver. Why?
>>4052181>I'm next to Sentenal
>>4052231alright someone tell me about this milkmare fic, i keep hearing about it.
>>4052246If it's what I think it is, I don't want to see pics.
>>4052179Did you even try licking?
>>4052144>>4052179There was a picture that was posted a while ago>take a glass>take a bunch of marshmallows and cut them in half>stick them along the inside of the glass by the part that you just cut>start at the bottom of the glass and add rows until you have a marshmallow fleshlight
>reading more of those "what japan thinks of MLP">on dog and pony show>everyone calls AJ a hunk (the fuck? she's a chick) and how they wanna stick their dick in herThere was obviously comments on how cute/erotic rarity was, but the AJ stuff was a little surprising.
>>4052248no, the zecora fic was best.because it didn't have a hueg futacock in it.
>>4052248i couldnt even fap to that one. but i have blown my load to the rarity fic multiple times.
>>4052271AJ confirmed for hunk
>>4052197food porn is always nice
>>4052258Your filename made me laugh, so here you go
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/28240527275/my-little-pony-opening-fansubbed-by-seidou
>>4052187More guides.More!
>>4052248that's not how you spell rarity. >>4051033>>4051033>>4051033
>>4051485I'm late, but Tremors
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310783?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>tfw miss the start of Raisinniggers
>>4052293have a sideways pony guide
>>4052179you're doing it wrongwhat you do is rub the soft marshmallows against the sensitive underside of your cock, imagining it's a pony giving you a hoofjobthen you cum on the marshmallow and eat it
>>4052251why a vanilla milkshake? I haven't read any fapfics with that, or vanilla for that matter, in them, and I read a lot of fapfics.care to post it?
>>4052292>Phoenic systemIt's fucked. It can't render English well at all.
>>4052315>Not letting marshmallow pony edge you for hours before putting your chastity belt back on
>>4052266i remember it saying something about starch.what kind? how much? how do you apply it?
>>4052292>“Bigu benchaaa”
>>4051485i vote for tremors and space jam. if anyone tells me i cant vote for two i will fucking murder you.
Soon™
>>4052266>explain to the ER nurse how you cut your dick open and why it's covered in marshmallows
>>4052271AJ is the "manly" sort of female that, in Japan, is wildly popular with women because they're manlier than the men (who all want to awful things to little girls.)
>>4052292>Japanese Karaoke on english shows.The polarities have reversed.
>>4052329
>>4052252I don't see how you can practice for hours on end. I give up drawing after ten minutes, it just looks worse and worse anyway
>>4052351Inspector Shyplate
>>4052292>Mai ritoru poni
>>4052351I want it.
>>4052281YeahA big hunk of boring
>>4051528>>4051528Lighten up, anon, you are not alone and have friends!
>>4052351Dooks did you ever finish that Fluttershy playing with the 2 dogs?
>>4052283It's cum isn't it? The glass is full of frothed spunk and the marshmallows are made from dried and cooked splooge. I'm not falling for that again.
>>4052380>You'll never be signed at Inspected Records;__;>>4052391I will now, since I've been studying some pics and how do they deal with grass in a minimalistic way.
>>4052388http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFb7ExHlvLY
>>4052385are you mad your waifu isn't hunky?
>>4052393actually it's marshmallow vodka
>>4052344I forget, I didn't save it.I'd just as well stick with bananas for simulating horses. One anon got everyone in here on banana peels, and I think it was confirmed by a horsefucker probably Nachoes that it feels similar.
>>4052274that isn't the only reason. black and white stripes are a huge turnon, and you actually spend time eating her pussy
>>4052405Neat.
>>4052314the first art i ever did in my entire life was that pony. i wonder if i still have it saved, it would be on my old secondary porn computer i dont feel like setting it up right now.
>>4052391>Fluttershy will never get raped by two Timberwolves.
>>4052393no way.semen and sperm don't work that way when you try to cook with them.
>>4052415...banana peels?now i'm interested. care to link or post this info?
>>4052405Two weeks
>>4052223>Sometimes I pull on the marshmallow too hard and rip the skin.My daddy taught me a few things, too...like uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's marshmallow.
>>4052391>>4052428HeheheheWood
>>4052422>you actually spend time eating her pussy>you actually spend time>you actually>youwtf? is this some kinda flash movie?
>>4052314Thanks.Dunno why i never saved these when I had the chance.
>>4052441Oh hohoh, a bananewbieYou're in for a treat, anon
>>4052271>aj is a handsome man.But seriously i love re-watching episodes and following the niconico comments at the same time. They're hilarious and it lets me rewatch the episode in detail.
>>4052292>“Abyutifuruhaaato” - “Feisuensutorongu”>“Duyunou yooo mai beeeriibeeesuto fureeeeenzu”My sides
>>4052462no it is first-person story
>>4052466I'm not if you don't post it.fuck, I'm alone in this apartment and horny enough to do it. just post it already!
>>4052464There's a nice thread here with a bunch of guides if you're interested.http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/111265.html
>>4052292We need a femanon, quick.She needs to sing that.
Ever since I became a rarifag, I drink a vanilla milkshake every morning, and also fuck donuts and marshmallows whenever I can.
>>4052271This thing's hilarious.>00:00:14 Ryarity lick lick>00:00:26 Rarity, the most mature and also sexiest of the bunch>00:00:40 Her butt! Her butt!>00:00:41 “Blaaank flaaank, kyahahaha”>00:00:41 When hearing Rarity’s voice all I can think of is Peach from Mario Sunshine, is that just me?
>>4052492This picture explains everything.
>>4052441Not much info to give, it's pretty easy.Eat the banana first unless you want to deepthroat it or something like others do.Wrap the peel around you dick.Go to town.It'll be cold and hard to stroke for like the first two strokes, but it warms up and feels heavenly.
>>4052492Eat the banana, wrap your dick with the inside of the peel and jerk yourself off with it. peel falls apart if banana is too ripe.
>>4052443My dick is not ready.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OsFnysBn4U
>>4052499why a vanilla milkshake, anon?why does it have to be a vanilla milkshake? is there a greentext or a fic about it?
>>4052493I feel dirty now..
>>4052523>>4052525>>4052528>MLPG
>>4052500I could be mistaken, but I don't think we were ever quite that sexual watching an episode for the first time
>>4052523How do you get the banana out without peeling it most of the way down?
>>4052523>tfw your penis is too large for a banana peel
>>4052523>>4052525>>4052528>nobody mentioning the key element of imagining it as being Celestia's ass
>>4052523>you can't fuck the banana, make gentle love to it.Every time.
>>4052523>you will never fuck a banana peel while shoving ice cubes up your ass and drinking a vanilla milkshake
>>4052548You do peel it most of the way down. It's not a condom, it's a masturbatory aid, some seams are fine, and unless you've got le pencildick or a giant banana you need the seams anyway.
>>4052523thanks~
Guys I need reference of Marker PonePost please
>>4052523Didn't this stem from when we were wondering what Celestia's ass smelled like? I forget
>>4052581Whatever you were planning to draw, you must now bling the shit out of it
>>4052537>why a vanilla milkshake, anon?It's what the ponies taste like.Pinkie Pie: Cotton candyFluttershy: BananasRainbow Dash: Blueberries Rarity: Vanilla milkshakeTwilight: GrapesApplejack: Oranges
>>4052547It's their first time watching that particular episode, but they've been watching eps a lot.I wonder, how big is the Japanese following?
>>4052375
>>4052581
>>4052547You are pretty mistaken. Didn't we make the same rape jokes when the diamond dogs appeared for the first time. We've always been lecherous old men.
>>4052555Dude whose post was capped, here. I can't either. You just need enough of the peel to cover the grip of your hand, that's where all the friction comes from.
You... you have a beautiful smile /co/
>>4052597>Applejack: Oranges
>>4052547People still did but it had a much more joking feel to it, at least during and around new episodes.
>>4052618It sounds almost like masturbating with foreskin.Too bad you cutfags have to get fruit all over your dick.
>>4052568>He didn't coat his banana peel in Tabasco sauce.
>>4052613But we didn't actually follow through with it, to my knowledge. There haven't been any printed copies of Diamond Dong brand Rape Comics.
>>4052627Look at how orange she is.Look at her.
>>4052597have you even been reading the thread?fluttershy is peaches.applejack is applesauce.pinkie pie is strawberry shortcake.rainbow dash is skittles.you got twilight right, though.
>>4052532What's the name of this genre? Because it really reminds me of Mighty Switch Force, and I loved it.
>>4052627The city rubbed off on her and she hasn't been able to get rid of the smell ever since.
Is it fetish time yet?
>>4052547anyone have that saved thread of one of the first MLP threads on /co/.where it shows that practically nothing has changed.
>>4052617>tfw Tex anon is ded
>>4052664
>>4052673You mean where, within the first 20 posts, someone mentions fucking a pony?
>>4052605
>>4052649aunt orange is a very pretty ponyi'd like to lick her juicy creamsicle-flavored puss
>>4052664More like her uncle rubbed one off on her.While her aunt held her down.
is purpletinker saying the turth?because it sounds pretty convincinghttp://purpletinker.deviantart.com/journal/Why-I-Wasn-t-At-Everfree-Northwest-322223498
>>4052677no wayjust looking at that made my butt clench up a little
>>4052631Unless your foreskin gets slick and warm, making lovely schlicking noises to add to the simulation, I doubt it.>not wanting to simulate marshmallow pony buttholes
How do you guys predict the Japs will react to Secret of my Excess?
SPIKEY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
So is Dash just not manly enough for grorious nippon? I don't see them swooning over her.
>>4052689>>4052694>mlpg is a hivemind
>>4052677I'm not buying ittimestamp or gtfo
>>4052707Honorably
>>4052696>a bloo bloo they hate trannies
>>4052658Glitchhop / Neurohop depending on who you ask
Just gonna assume most of what's hitting the internet about EFNW is garbage kind of like the Bronycon orgy thing.Did anyone here actually go?
>>4052725i unf everytime
>>4052707I want to see if they react to Photo Finish's asian assistant
>00:03:02 You can just go excavate those in an already manufactured state? ww>00:03:02 Oooh>00:03:03 How convenient w>00:03:04 Oooooooooh>00:03:04 Spike is a slave>00:03:05 So not only does this show disregard the principle of reefs, there’s also perfectly cut gemstones sleeping in the ground!>00:03:06 They’re cut in diamond shapes… lol>00:03:06 Oh ｗｗｗｗ>00:03:05 They’re already cut and polished wI'm surprised this annoyed them. And what is the Reefs comment in relationship to?
>>4052644>so much pony porn, and plenty of rape porn>"but we didn't actually follow through with it."AHAHAHAHAHAHA, what. we even had diamond dog porn. (this isn't it)
>>4052723>>4052696>Caring what Purple Tinkler says
>>4052725The things I would do to be able to spend the rest of my life worshipping that package and being playfully dommed by a Pinkie who's willing (in fact, eager) to play into my fantasies, because it makes me happy. She'd play the character of sexually abusive/exploitative spouse to the hilt, only stopping a few times a year to just snuggle with me.
>>4052731Yes. I had tons of fun and didn't see anything like what being described. Now of course I can't speak for the entire con, but I think they're causing shit because of some personal axe to grind.
>>4052727Any noticeable artists?
>>4052713Good. It means they have taste.
>>4052773are you me?
>>4052773Real life sucks, doesn't it anon?
>>4052696Who gives a shit what that one thinks? PT doesn't draw, doesn't write, doesn't make music, and will never be involved with bronycon ever again, so why does anyone pay attention to what they have to say? PT is just another brony now, one of many.
>>4052687yeah i think thats it.And i'm pretty sure theres a point where some one wishes to smell a pony's farts. i can't remember its been a while. my post are on it
>>4052767I dont but she's a one trick pony.>They hate me because I'm a freak
>>4052725>>4052773that pinkie one gets me every time.it's just something about her playful nature, and when you put a dick on it, that just turns me on.
>>4052785Definitely check out the rest of KOAN Sound's work. Also give Teknian a look too. You'd be better off asking Dooks though, this music isn't my jam
>>4052723You know, guys, all jokes aside, one day you're going to have to grow up and accept the fact that transexuals are people.I mean in the next 10 years or so, being unironically hateful of transexuals will be seen as being about as backwards and retarded as being unironically racist today.
>>4052763But we didn't follow through with the exact scenario. I've yet to see a "Rarity gets raped seven ways from Sunday underground by the Diamond Dogs" comic.Also, that's why I said "to my knowledge."
Would you each fluttershy's peach tasting shit?
>>4052817eat*
>>4052754Japan is so workaholic that they can't deal with work already being done by nature.
>>4052713they call her cute a lot. and in the first episode they thought she was a boy.
>>4052754Tex:Draw Tex-anon as JC Denton sneaking around with Pony MJ12 Troopers on patrol.
>>4052817>fluttershystopped reading right there.
>>4052532>IntrovertIt's so gooood
Did you dream of DPing Gilda this morning? I was the other guy
>>4052644Maybe they just like lesbian ponies less than we do. If we were obsessed with finding them dicks, we wouldn't have much to utilise.
>>4052817are you even reading the thread?>>4050980
>>4052785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyPSs5_gsBc is the video that got me in to KOAN soundAlso, have a bunch of suggestions I copied off dooks:Teknian:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moT-Lkp957Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0eEd2P7hkCulprate:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLjaHROc_Tghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOm0vfTcTsMKursa:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmXu-mxnc80http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXmKlhchbwAAnd some mixtapes:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0uvsoyXZlQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTR0ZA4ytWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slxH7G5Xgk8
>>4052815Only if medical technology advances to the point that sex change operations involve more than just mutilating your genitalia. They won't.
http://now.msn.com/man-accused-of-performing-oral-sex-on-a-female-horse?_p=a9dba70c-92a9-42d3-a87d-db24f8d9b137which one of you fuck was it fess up
>>4052853You are really pushing those fics hard.
>>4052815Better make the most of it now then
>>4052815He wasn't necessarily being hateful to trannies. He was pointing out that Purple Tinker always loves playing up the tumblr mentality of "EVERYONE IS OUT TO OPRESS US."
>>4052862...but they do. There's hormone treatments and such.
this shit just keeps growinghttp://www.dailydot.com/news/everfree-brony-con-little-pony-harassment-tumbl/
Who wants to see Twilight's power level
>>4052815Ahaha no it won't.
>>4052815>Implying racist old people today give a shit about how people see them.Similarly, i won't be giving a shit when i'm old, living on the social security they are paying for.
>>4052867>all those fucking puns
>>4052894We all know it's off the chartsI'd like to see the power levels of other ponies
>>4052879It sounds to me like they specifically targeted his transgender...ism though. That seems like a legitimate complaint.I mean if a black person was being harrassed in the same manner with racial insults, would it by whiny of him to call it out for what it was?
>>4052871yeah, these fics turned me into a sick fuck.but the lot of you are coming with me. it's only one step further than the pone farts you all love.
>>4052815I don't hate transexuals, I am very LBGT oriented, don't lump all anons into one category. I'm actually one of the people everyone would recognize with my name and trip turned off.It's just that PurpleTinker has made it into a personal vendetta. It's fucking 4chan. Much like gradeschool playgrounds, you knew what you were getting.
>>4052816And neither did japan, they just joked about it. Until a doujinshi comes out with rarity being raped. (which we will probably know about since we've found out about every other doujinshi) then we'll know.They were joking about rape doujins anon. like seeing and octopus and girl and saying "i know where this will lead"
>>4052773What if she got used to being the boss? When you stay in character that long, some of it inevitably rubs off on you. Would you start to notice it during one of your quarterly snuggle sessions? Would she briefly lapse back into "lazy dom" mode and gently force your head towards her substantial girth? Would you even object as the pony you loved permanently changed to fulfill your desire, or would you sit idly by until one day she started bringing home Stallions?
>>4052867
>>4052915I'm just here for the cute ponies, settle down partner.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310864?password=da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709
>>4052896It already basically is outside 4chan and in states that aren't poor, dude. These are things you find out when you go outside.
>>4052885>implying most trans people have the patience in today's "instant gratification guaranteed" societyThey want their balls gone and they want them gone yesterday.And I almost typed that out as testerday. So glad I didn't drop the ball.
>>4052835she is the cutest pony, I'll give them that
>>4052914But all that shit about EFNW is bullshit and PT was just being a big tumblr baby as usual. It's really surprised me that people haven't noticed the trend of PT being a douche and then whining that everyone else is hateful towards trans people.
>>4052817>shitstopped reading right there
>>4052914>trying to take the side of the transgendered>calls MtF "him"god fuck you're dumbIt's like, I agree with you, but you don't know what you're even arguing for
>>4052894go away ross.
>>4052943
>>4052867Man, its terrible news stories like these that just leave me with a bad taste in my mouth
>>4052815i joke, but in all honesty i had a trans-sexual friend and i always respected their life choices. its 4chan where you can joke around where i'll make jokes about anything. I don't confuse the internet with real life
>>4052894You mean fat level?
>>4052680>>tfw Tex anon is dedWhat.
>>4052919You can never really tell with Japan, though. You never know how many of them are serious.
>>4052956I would hope so. That's the end of the sentence.
[19:51:08] ΚωδΛήμητ+: what[19:51:36] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: have you any suggestions for good theological documents[19:52:02] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I'm not sure[19:52:16] ΚωδΛήμητ+: do you mean a common point of argument between theists and atheists[19:52:23] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: no[19:52:27] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: just christian theology[19:52:30] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Then, no[19:52:32] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I don't[19:52:35] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: sad[19:52:37] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: ! ! ![19:52:41] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Or[19:52:46] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Why do you ask?[19:53:20] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: i need them for future reference[19:53:35] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I see[19:53:39] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Well, sorry, I can't help you[19:53:55] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: esp. if you have heard about purple tinker[19:53:59] ΚωδΛήμητ+: FUCK[19:54:06] ΚωδΛήμητ+: yeah I've heard of that faggot[19:54:11] ΚωδΛήμητ+: what about him/her/it/whatever[19:54:22] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: oh so you are one of "them"[19:54:31] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: good[19:54:35] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I don't see what you are driving at[19:54:36] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: maybe i should ask page[19:54:39] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: instead[19:54:41] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I just hate Purple Tinker as a person.[19:54:52] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Not... whatever it is that he's got going.[19:55:04] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: uwh[19:55:29] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Wasn't he harassed because he was a transvestite?[19:55:40] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Or something like that?[19:55:48] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: WHAT[19:55:54] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: HAHAH WHAT[19:55:59] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: i have never heard of that
>>4052971I will end you.
>>4052971Better rinse it out with some scrubbing bubbles.
>>4052867>oral sex>female horsethat sounds just awful, seriously though i would fuck a horse or blow a horse cock
[19:56:06] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I don't know[19:56:26] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I just know that he's almost Yamino level asshattery[19:56:45] ΚωδΛήμητ+: False accusations of racism and sexism at Everfree NW[19:56:52] ΚωδΛήμητ+: Probably doing it for more attention/bronybux[19:58:07] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: yeah that is exactly why i am looking for texts on ecclesiology[19:58:34] ΚωδΛήμητ+: what does theological text have to do with purple tinker[19:58:38] ΚωδΛήμητ+: I still don't understand[19:58:45] ΗρτσΔέβιλ+: you shouldn't
>>4052894Do you honestly claim what you do is not porn?
>>4052967>Flutterdash
>>4052949PT kind of has to push the trans issue, it's all she has to talk about
>>4052949>all that shit about EFNW is bullshitWell, I'd like to believe that, but if it's true it's kind of stupid how it went down. I haven't really heard of PT before this to be honest.>>4052957I wasn't paying attention enough to what gender she was to use the proper pronoun, so I went with the default for people on the internet. My bad.
EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
>>4052997
>00:04:03 Just how old is Spike exactly? His lines in fanvideos make him sound around five-ish, but what about his original speech pattern?The Japanese have fan videos?
>>4052957Just like everyone on Tumblr!
>>4053006If drinking bleach sends you to Equestria, where does that send you?
>>4052967Would you let Dash and Fluttershy divebomb your bed? what would happen after?
>>4052897>Still thinking that there's going to be social security by the time you grow old
>>4052894Depends.Are you Tess or Ross?
wait what?people are saying that there were some molestia jokes at the CMC panel?i don't remember any of that
Real murder horse nowhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1310873?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>4052926Oh man. Would she let them use me, only demanding that they blow their load deep inside her, and that they avoid stimulating me to orgasm?
>>4052894I can't even figure out what I'm looking at here. Ross, go back to art school.
>>4052916FUCK OFF NATHAN
>>4053057Can you not recognize styles? That's Ross's art
>>4053055We all discover the magic of friendship in my bed by watching The Mighty Ducks
>>4052926i could just see her on the couch snuggling with me, her eyes half-lidded, when I feel her hooves on the back of my head pulling me forward. I would look up at her, her smile growing wider and wider, and her hooves pushing harder against my head. I would put up a struggle at first, but she'd close her eyes before it was even in my mouth and force upon it. She'd just enjoy my mouth, and eventually the bobbing of my head on her desensitized shaft would make her bounce and giggle with each thrust, sending her higher and higher into the air, and deeper into my throat.i'd love every moment of it.
>>4052941I keep seeing people say 'drop the ball' now, what the fuck is that?
>>4052926I guess it really depends on why exactly she's bringing home the stallions. Is she getting bored with my lack of a cock or are the stallions for me so she can watch?
>>4052886I went for the article, and stayed for the comments.
>>4053053The Gryphon Kingdom
>>4053057You must be blind or Ross samefagging
>>4053096It's a phrase meaning you messed up.
>>4052867>http://now.msn.com/man-accused-of-performing-oral-sex-on-a-female-horse?_p=a9dba70c-92a9-42d3-a87d-db24f8d9b137And he is 20 we need to find pennsylvania brony meet up pics
>>4053096When someone "drops the ball" they make a fumble. An error, or faux pas. It's the one sport-related metaphor I can make with any regularity without screwing up.
>>4053025>I haven't really heard of PT before this to be honestYou're better off. PT has to thrive on drama, and since he's trans with a bug up his ass about people out to get him for being trans (when nobody is until he mentions it), he can create it quite readily when there isn't any.
>>4053076Nice try, MLPG. You do like shooting in the dark like a blind man hunting rats.What I do isn't writing, though I write very occasionally.
>>4053056Welp, the government better be ready for a bunch of 70+s going on crime sprees.
>>4052886I really hope this keeps going, so cons gain a reputation as "real life 4chan", cease to be frequented by show staff/actors, and the brony fandom festers even further until it's completely shunned by society the way it should be.
>>4052886http://micthemicrophone.tumblr.com/post/29929059972/pinkiepieswear-synadpony-emdefmek
>>4052949Honestly to me it sounds like the people running these conventions have no idea what they're doing.It would probably be better for Hasbro to take control and hire professionals to run the conventions.
>>4053155Why would they do that?Hasbro doesn't like bronies
>>4053152>Not having a 401K.
>>4052867that shouldn't even be considered a crimeit should be considered a gifthow many guys does that mare have coming over to lick her pussy anyway
>>4053155If that would fix Bronycon's bullshit technical staff then go ahead
>>4053128Fashion crimes:>Fedora guy. There's always a fedora guy.>Far right guy. Nice jacket. And Jeans? With a plaid shirt underneath? With that awful beard?>Various pony shirts
>>4053168It's not 2010 anymore Anon.
>>4052914>I mean if a black person was being harrassed in the same manner with racial insults, would it by whiny of him to call it out for what it was?Check it:>Black man is going 90 in a 35>Gets pulled over>Claims that he got pulled over because he's black>Makes a big shitstorm online and gets all his niggerlover cocksucking e-friends to back him up>Tries making the police say sorry>What is your opinion of the black man
>>4053173I think the crime was probably breaking and entering unless I'm mistaken. It's still legal to have horse sex in a lot of states.
>>4053177If ponies ever came here, Rarity would never get near bronies because they're fashion disasters.
>>4053153Pardon my ignorance, why wish for things to get worse?
>>4053144You know, I kind of "get" why so many transsexuals stir up drama this way. It's like how minorities see racism everywhere they go, except times ten for transexuals because they're much less accepted by society. The marginalization they face makes them hypersensitive to discrimination and they end up making big deals out of things that really aren't. Doesn't excuse it, but it might explain it.Well, that and drama thirst.
>>4053194Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>4053180Na, he's right.There's no reason for Hasbro to affiliate themselves or get involved with a fan base, this one in particular...
>>4053177>Rarity will never critique your fashion choices.
>>4053194>huffpo scum
>>4053193Uh, hate to break it to you palRarity always tries to fix fashion disasters in the show. Remember how she reacted when she saw Twilight's mane when it was a mess? She'd spend all her time with bronies
>>4053194Some men, etc.
>>4052939>It already basically is outside 4chan and in states that aren't poor, dude.I live in Europe. It's in the law but nobody fucking cares what the law says. Every time a transexual walks down the street outside the gay area, people stare at them. Nobody trusts them with anything. They have trouble finding jobs. Et cetera.
>>4053155Friend you should say that with caution. If that were to happen, the show would die.
>>4053217>Girls want a guy they can "fix"God damn it.
>>4053211>Rarity will never bring you with her into a higher social circle
>>4053190Reckless driver, reckless endangerment of pedestrians, disregard for the law and authority thereof.Guilty, proceed to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
>>4053203Pretty much, which is sad because that line of thinking is so detrimental to the cause that you're trying to forward. Then you end up with shit like that fuckass with the "die cis scum" tattoo and the baseball bat. Yeah, that is totally helping things.
>>4053218>>4053206
>>4053177>Far right guy. Nice jacket. And Jeans? With a plaid shirt underneath? With that awful beard?And SANDALS!
>>4053194I want the rest of the world to see bronies the way we do.That and watchworldburnetc.
>>4053217>She can never tell if bronies are dressed like that because they want her attention or if they're legitimately awful at dressing themselves
>>4053224>Around trans never relax.
Soon!© 2012 Hub Television Networks, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
>>4053238>You will never have a chance to shoot the shit with Fancypants
>>4053244With socks.>captcha: references cumgroWe cum inflation now?
>>4053242>mfw I'm listening to the Dark Knight soundtrack right now
>>4053224>mfw yuropoors have sanctioned gay zones
>>4053153>>4052886>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a show that stresses the importance of treating everyone with love and tolerance. No it doesn't fucknuts. They're intolerant as hell towards jerks like Gilda or Trixie. Fucking fans who put this idea seriously need a shotgun to the head.> It was fuel to the fire already sparked by purpletinker on DeviantArt, BronyCon's transgender founder and former Everfree supporter, who said she no longer promotes the convention after she discovered some of the organizers endorsed participants in online bullying in which some referred to her as a "tranny."Purple Tinkler is just bitter. I hate these kinds of people. And... PT is a tranny as far as I know. > When I complained to a staffer about the rape jokes during one of the panels, they just shrugged and told me to deal with it, as it’s “part of the experience.” When I told someone in [convention operations] that people were yelling some very inappropriate and sexual things at Claire Corlett [an underage voice actress for Friendship is Magic], they just told me that they couldn’t do anything about it because there were too many people there to find the people responsible.hahahhahahahahFucking spazzes.
>>4053244EEEW I DIDN'T FUCKING SEEWHAT IS IT WITH AMERICLAPS AND FUCKING WEARING SANDALS OH MY GOD
>>4053280Pls no.I'm going to bed.
>>4053224Everyone knows Europe is just one bad day away from dissolving into a tribal hellhole again.
>>4053208There may not be a reason ($$$$$$$$), but they're doing it.
>>4053238Well I am a rather classy gentleman...
>>4053144Yeah when i read the post i kinda laughed. seeing one or two of these incidences would make me believe it more. but seeing all of them. Nah i think PT is projecting and railing against the world. Perhaps even taking smaller incidences and pretending they were more than what they were. They were looking for something to hate and they found it. I think they just want attention and want to be validated in their mindset that the world is against them. A lot of their accusations are baseless and the fact that they have a paragraph dedicated to complaining to a convention employee about a few words kinda shows how irrational they were being, What could a convention volunteer do to stop that behaviour if they didn't spot who did it, and only had heresay to go on. They expect forum moderation in the real world. Its kinda sad how PC they are, they're the types who would welcome a big brother nanny state with open arms right away, only to be one of the first to fall to its draconian methods.
>>4053271GIVE US THE DATE YOU FUCKERSGIVE US THE DATE
>>4053283So does America. It's called San Francisco. Or Provincetown, if you're on the East Coast.
>>4053271>soonDecember.
>>4053305>tfw when they're taking more time to go back and edit in brony references
>>4053283It's just the area where all the gay-themed nightclubs and bars and restaurants are. Like Chinatown, except with bumders.
>>4053224>implying Europe isn't incredibly bigoted in generalYou guys treat black people the same way. Europe's not really a shining example of social tolerance.You guys really should do something about all the muslims, though.
Evens: Fap then sleepOdds: Sleep0: Pone all night long
We ded?
>>4053316Those aren't "sanctioned gay zones"They just have very large, very flamboyant gay communities
>>4053316I love San Fran Its got hills, Chinese people, and I lost my virginity there
>>4053326Didn't they say in Everfree that they try and keep fanon out of the show?
>>4053343NoYour ded now motherfucker
>>4053349No Anon, ignore logic and evidence, give in to the hate.
>>4053324Lies! Surely, it will be here by September or October?!
>>4050322>This episode is so erotic
>>4053357Sweetie/Pls. >>4053349>Derpy
>>4053316West Hollywood is gayer than SF. by a lot.
>>4053177>>Far right guy. Nice jacket. And Jeans? With a plaid shirt underneath? With that awful beard?Didn't even notice that he had socks and sandals.>>4053217Would she even like bronays enough to even try? Imagine the situation if she tried. She arrives at a con. She sees her first brony. "No, no, no. This simply will not do. Who dress you, darling?" And then spends a half hour fixing him. He thanks her. She returns to the con. Notices that there's hundreds of fashion disasters. She collapses.
>>4053372November I bet.
>>4053280>We cum inflation now?is LK here? he said to remind him about drawing that belly button thingLK DRAW THAT ONE THING
>>4053283A lot of towns have gay districts.Here in Houston, Montrose was always the gay part of town prior to about ten-fifteen years ago, when it became the trendy, gentrified part of town. All the old hippies and gays used to live there.
>>4053203They percieve only the hate directed towards them and then focus on this, and "retaliate" with only hostility towards the world and then expect everyone to treat them kindly. They say they want to be treated normal, but then want people to treat them better than normal because they don't really understand that 10% hate, 80% indifference and 10% kindness is what normal people usually encounter anyways.
>>4053280How much cum would you fill fluttershy with?
>>4053346you mean you lost your butt virginity there?got your brown cherry popped?someone punched your donut holesomeone tongue-lashed your dirt star?
>>4053396I should set up a gambling pool where people in mlpg can bet on when they think the air date will be.
>>4053283Ponyvill is Equestrias Castro.
>>4053326But isn't My Little Pony a Brony's show?
>>4053372>>4053396They said, I recall, that it would be out by the end of the year.I'm betting that means "December." I also wouldn't be surprised if it got pushed back even further.
>>4053346>Fucking in San FranciscoEnjoy your diseases. Meanwhile, i will be fucking somewhere else more classy.Like, mexico or something.
>>4053413none
>>4053333>You guys really should do something about all the muslims, though.My town had race riots in 2001. I was nearly blown up by a hand grenade that a muslim picked up and threw down the road. Right as I came around the corner.
>>4053372Announcement by the end of August, premiere in mid- late-September.We will be ponying in a month.
>>4053403Really? I want to go to Houston but all I hear about is Galveston and Closet Station
>PTRight, wasn't he the one that nearly fucked up Bronycon by allegedly "pocketing" the money from tickets.I had heard he contemplate suicide after that.
>>4053280Sure.
>>4053394>Yard by yard, always stressed>And that's the art of the dress
>>40534187 ponoes on Sep. 21
>>4053423Well DVD is out early December.
>>4053339http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tTZivvXen8
>>4053405hell, even in kansas we have portions in the larger cities where everyone knows that gays live/congregate.we leave them to their own devices, and treat them like shit when they flame around outside their area. It's one thing to be a NORP and be gay, but it's an entirely different matter to be a walking PSA for sucking dicks 24/7.
>>4053436I want a stallion to fill my aching womb with his potent sperm
>>4053431Where the fuck do they get a hand grenade in EuropeOr was this slav "Europe"
>>4053401Maybe. I gotta eat first.
hey guys does anybody have a drawing request?
>>4052689she doesnt have enough art
>>4053416Thats disgusting anon. >>4053429San Francisco is classy! Also the person I fucked wasn't from there.
>>4053436That fucking picture. Right in the fetish. And it just had to be Scratch.
>>4053405>They say they want to be treated normal, but then want people to treat them better than normal because they don't really understand that 10% hate, 80% indifference and 10% kindness is what normal people usually encounter anyways.But hurr durr you're privileged white cis neurotypical male derpderpherpymurrrprivilegedit means that somehow whenever something bad happens to you and the same thing happens for me it is actually worse for mebecause you're privileged.
Has anyone reposted that Flutterbutt that kept getting deleted earlier?
>>4053436I think the most erotic part is easily her faceJesus
>>4053469pony butt
>>4053469pinkie eating flutershy
I'm tired of trying circles. I've seen ponies done very angular, is there a guide based on squares and wedges instead?
>>4053469Aunt Orange butt.
>>4053432>a monthHasbro is now aware this is huge, they will be advertising the premiere date for a month and a half like the Royal Wedding.
>>4053422I want to say something witty, but I cannot come up with anything aside from the "bronies don't watch the show" comeback.This is distressing.
>>4051325>offering to your Queen>Chrysalis>my Queennope. she's a servant, just like me. that said, a few hours.
>>4053469Lyra in a fancy hat.
>>4053326What are you getting mad at Camille? The fact your name is girly or that your parents are dead?
>>4053469Angel happily riding on a disgruntled Dash with a saddle and Fluttershy helping him keep up right.
>>4053469Flitter/CC preening Rumble
>>4053454>>4053454>>4053454This a million times.Title: Adventures in the Crystal KingdomDate: 12/4/12Product: SF 13701UPC: 8-26663-13701-9MSRP: $14.97Description: Join the lovable ponies of Equestria for more hilarious adventures in this collection.The DVD will have S3 episodes on it, can't hold off on the season that closely.
>>4053467aw yeah
>>4053491No.
>>4053434Galveston is really awful. I don't know why anyone goes there other than for the med school or the port.College Station sucks because it is filled with Aggies.Houston has a bad rap nationally just because people only really come here because they have a business conference or whatever here, but it's pretty cool. It has always had a really chill art scene. I recommend it to anyone. Check for when some of the festivals are happening (international festival, occasional music stuff), and then come.It's just hell in the summer. But you get used to it and sort of miss it when you're away.
>>4053469Pony wearing tacticool counter-strike equipment
>>4053489I'll draw that
>>4053469Junebug impregnation
>>4053520>wwwwwwwwwwww
>>4053491Try taking a chance, take the dive without relying on guides. your first try may not be the best, but keep goingeven angular drawings are based on circles at times
>>4053520link pls
>>4053520>I wanna lick Rarity all overThey're literally the same as usWhat is with all the wwwww
>>4053520How do you say "unf" in Japanese?
>>4053512What if DVD premier? It's my understanding that it's been done before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ZWQVRfAmQholy fuck i laughed poniator.
>>4053486Expressions always do it for me. For instance, I don't like futa but I like traps... , but I really liked that futa pinkie picture apple drew a month or so ago. It was purely based off of her expression.
>>4053271
>>4053537TwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwILY>>4053541It's like their "lololololololol" or something.
>>4053382Watch the gifs that correspond to what they're saying. I can see it. It has a bunch of aggressive males feeling up squishy females.
>>4053541w is short for laugh
>>4053465No, this was cockroach Britain. The British army had to come away from fighting paramilitaries in northern Ireland to put down the rioting because it was especially bad.>>4053541wwwwwww is like saying lololololololoolol in moonspeak
>>4053431>A Muslim had a hand grenade.No shock there.They are so peaceful and kind.
>>4053540http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/21555529043/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp114-with-timestamps
>>4053519mai nigga
>>4053520We should ask Japanon to give us all the latest info about ponies in grorious nippon
>>4053537Wgat is WWWWW for japan? I don't get it.
>>4053520slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
>>4053540http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/nicoponiesthe episodes done so far are 1-19 just click on with time stamps for most of them or without for the few that don't
>>4053462> It's one thing to be a NORP and be gay, but it's an entirely different matter to be a walking PSA for sucking dicks 24/7.>as long as someone conforms to my ideas of what masculinity and femininity, it's okay, but the moment they step outside of those boundaries, I will give them shit
>>4051716
>>4053516I live like half an hour away but never reason to go, and no transport
>>4053584Shit nigga thats kawaii.
>>4053567Inorite?One time I was at an Everfree NW convention, and a muslim put his hand on my trapezium and choked my jugular.
>>4053578Well, he did say he lives in KansasThey are not known for their morals or intellect
>>4053572What if all the pones are sexually pure?
experimented a bit and tried my hand at painting. not perfect, or even good, but still surprisingly successful
>>4053584I feel like this really needs a part 2 in whichMarker Pony is pretending to be hurt by the needles and Minituffs is freaking out.
>>4053584Why would she take out her frustrations on the decoy?
>>4053585Are you the guy from Montgomery?Yeah that sucks. Shit, there's barely any public transportation within city limits. No way to get into the city if you're outside of it and you don't have a car.
>>4053571It's their equivalent of laughing. I think the w is supposed to be shorthand for watashi.
>>4053463implying you have a womb
Ponies just don't get it, do they?
>>4053614Get rid of the construction lines.
>>4053403West Hollywood is probably the 2nd biggest "Gay" city on the west coast. People really don't care though, there's so many different ethnicties and cultures that you learn to hate people for who they are here. Other than gang bangers and black people (regardless of being a gang banger or not).
>>4053572>ChestboobsThat's disgusting.
>>4053618Fuck anon give me a breakI gotta do this sometime
>>4053584kawaii as fuck>>4053621>the anon hanging onto the other anon
Do you thinkA. More people who sexualize pone have joined the generalB. More people have "broken" and now sexualize pone than beforeC. Ponesexuals have become more vocalD. No change
>In 2008, Tony Scott announced a remake of The Warriors. Scott announced that the remake will take place in Los Angeles rather than New York where the original film took place. Of the remake, Scott stated, "The original Warriors was New York in the '70s, and everything went upwards, everything went vertically. And now I'm making it a contemporary thing and doing it in L.A., so everything is horizontal. So my vision of The Warriors is Los Angeles in 2007 and the gangs, instead of being 30, are going to be 3,000 or 5,000." Scott met with actual gang members, including Bloods and Crips, for research.Welp
>>4053614I think it looks good. Needs some cleaning up, but looks plenty decent to me.
>>4053652Mystery box
>tfw you tell a joke in Japan and all you hear is "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
>>4053614It's cute, lines are a little messy but really cute.I guess this was just for experimenting with that coloring style though? It turned out really well.
>>4053652the box
>>4053567Actually, a white had thrown it at the muslim, and the muslim threw it down the empty street which I walked onto. But still though there were plenty of molotovs being thrown from both sides. My dad's friend told me that there were muslims riding around on motorcycles with lances, but I don't know if it was true.
>>4053652A, B and C
>>4053572>>4053640>chest boobsI haven't seen regular ponies with chest tits. Only anthro "standing on two feet" types. Can anyone find any?
>>4053652E. Hiatus.
>>4053652B
>>4053653>tfw the good Scott brother is ded
>>4053614Pretty perfect except for the freaky eyesMake the pupils bigger and put some highlights on them.Also, maybe some wrinkles around the mouth edges.
>>4053625Yeah I am. Could take a taxi I guess, if I was rich and stupid
>>4053687>I haven't seen regular ponies with chest titsprobably because that's fucking retarded
SMILY
>>4053687I know I've seen it, but never saved cuz it's weird
>>4053653>remakes of movies
>>4053707
>>4053548Hilarious
>>4053578>You must tolerate asshat behavior from everyone, even if it means that you let them talk about fucking dudes in the ass or checking out the packages of all the guys around>Above all, tolerate their socially unacceptable and contextually uncalled-for behavior!get bent, faggot. nobody likes a zealot.
>>4053704>>4053711I'm not saying it'd be good. I'm more just curious how'd it'd look.
>>4053681>muslims riding around on motorcycles with lancesWhat's that movie with Bill Murray with him escaping from NY after a bank robbery and there are all these Puerto Ricans jousting at one another on bicycles?That's the only part of the movie I really remember.
TOWAIRII
>>4053652Now that we're out of /co/ people don't even try to hide their horsefuckery anymore
>>4053729>asshat behavior Yeah, I'm sure them acting like stereotypical fags really hurt you.
>>4053520>and we could totally see her lower halfstart of a new epic meme ect
>>4053717Argh, what episode is this. I should know this.
COULD /pol/ PLEASE LEAVE
>>4053729I like Zealot's when I two proxy gate
>>4053707SNAPPLEOOSA
>>4053737>Towairii
>>4053757Donkisode iirc
>>4053639the black bangers are much less hateful than the Latino bangers. at least the darkies have a sense of humor.but then, they're also less hateful in general on the East coast. here, they're much less business-oriented. more violent.
>tfw your waifu just gronked
>>4053707TWILY
>>4053729Why are you having conversations with people about buttsex if you don't like it?
>>4053759Think you're firing the gun too early, chief.
DREAM ON LITTLE DREAMER
>>4053790unf
>>4053792PANKI
>Read Jap comments>75% of them are sexualPerverts.
>>4053751>everything is acceptable behavior as long as it doesn't hurt you>except when that behavior comes from a cisgendered neurotypical scumbag like you who sometimes doesn't treat me special
>>4053687
>>4053769>TOWAIRII~
>>4053714>The Thing (1982)
>>4053820oh god my dick
>>4053759JIDF pls
>>4053819Yeah, when you create a society that is hostile to them at a really basic level, that's harmful.Them "checking out a guy" isn't really harmful, now is it?
>You want me to be nice to the people who look at a piece of humanized Twilight Sparkle fanart and call her a nigger because the artist has drawn her as black?”
>>4053816PLANKI PLY
>>4053819>treating someone like they're a human being is "special" treatmentSome people are actually decent and have these things called "manners"
>>4053820'Draw Rarity as a Shetland Pony now.
>>4053817We're behind the curve
>>4053636>>4053654>>4053677i originally planned to do it completely without lines, so i didn't clean the lines properly, but it turns out that this stuff is still out of my league.>>4053694i don't see how you can call this perfect.i do need make the eyes bigger, but it has become a habit. i'm trying to get rid of it.i don't exactly know what you mean with the wrinkles around the mouth.thank you all
>>4053817>Read mlpg comments>75% of them are sexualperverts
>>4053855you really want that rarity shetland pony
>>4053653>So my vision of The Warriors is Los Angeles in 2007 and the gangs, instead of being 30, are going to be 3,000 or 5,000
>>4053842That's terrifying.
>>4053842TENGA STY
>>4053820
>>4053850He's probably one of those idiots from yesterday who think people in real life should act the way they do on 4chan.
>>4053850With all due respect, if the comments bother you, you should probably not be on 4chanfreak
>>4053842ANTHRY
>>4053855>Rarity working in a coal mine.oh my god.
>>4053873So far got 3 Shetland Pony Rarities.2 from GG (didn't even ask for the 2nd one) and one SUPPOISIVELY on the way from Tess.Can never have enough Shetland Pony Rarity.
>>4053790Towairii-chan guronku oba new cheiruzu? shame!
Goodnight MLPGPost bluest night horse and stop ponying until I return please
>>4053885I would that Pinkie. I would so fucking hard. Why can't she be real?
>>4053885PONKA PAU
>>4053922Make a collage fgt
>>4053511*rule 63 Flitter/CC preening Femrumble
>>4053839>look how my definition of harm, harmful, hurt, hatred, and hate expand to encompass everything and anything cis scum does that isn't to my likinglook, i feel the same hatred to a flaming gay that I feel towards an unbearably pony-vangelistic brony. crusade somewhere else; your "awareness" efforts only annoy me.you're probably not even some flavor of LGBTQ yourself.
>>4053831Thats different That was closer to the original short story than the 50s version.I fucking love that movie.
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/17892410627/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp112-with-timestamps
>>4053929GINGER CRY
>>4053842I love apple's anthros.srsly, no one else does them like this, and it's perfect.I just wish he'd post more of his work instead of "deleting" it.
>>4053910Yep, called it>>4053901
>>4053922There's this old one that's been floating around. Did you have that one?
>>4053922I recall doing one awhile back, wazzat you?
>>4053960I wanna be friends with Japan. Do we have some sort of exchange program?
>>4053937I'll make one when I get more.
>>4053737
>>4053901I know someone like that>>4053885That's actually pretty cute for human
>>4053969But you are so cute.
>>4053790
>>4053963I can't stand them
>>4053633"Warau" actually.
>>4053901>>4053966You did, indeed.I bet that guy is really annoying in real life. Do you think he says "implying" a lot?
>>4053963They're a little horrifying.
>>4053941>look how my definition of harm, harmful, hurt, hatred, and hate expand to encompass everything and anything cis scum does that isn't to my likingHardly.>you're probably not even some flavor of LGBTQ yourself.Bi.
>>4053969oh, hey there.>>4053970
>>4053978We just need to find their secret cave and send an ambassador there.
>>4053969Nope, don't have that one, thanks. That makes 3 in hand (heh, "in hand" is a horse term for how many horses are in a row)now. Anymore Shetland Pony Rarities that I missed?
>>4053980Saved
>>4053978>00:53 Those aren’t braces, this tooth decoration which is popular among American gangstas etc is called GRILLSHoly shit my sides flew off
>>4053963Apple is the best. I want to hug him and grope him and I would be sad if he told me to stop but I hope he would let me pleasure him sexually
>>4054015Japanon should go
>>4054015We need to send some one who likes butts.
>>4053980
>>4054015"I come bearing gifts of friendship!"*Pulls dragon dildo out of bag*
>>4053960>so this ist he loli episode, woooOh Japan you!
>>4054037Holy fucking shit I'm dying over hereI want Japan to stay
>>4053922Why is it people only request shetland ponies?what about the 2 hundred other pony breeds?
>>4054041Rose is the obvious choice.Just don't let them find out she's a girl.
>>4054047>anon visits japan.jpg
>>4054047>actions in asteriks
>>4054061Because itty bitty legs
>>4054041Thats all of us, anon.
>>4053850They're exactly about bronies, except they talk about sucking cocks instead of Twilight Sparkle. I don't talk about ramming pussy constantly, or walk about half-naked.And these people don't want to be treated normal. They want to be special little cocksucking hipsters.http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2012/07/31/oped-pink-bow-tie-when-straight-men-dress-us
>>4054041but where could we find someone who likes butts on mlpg?
>>4053960>02:18 You guys, I can smell your mania through your comments w
>>4054064>Rose wearing a fake mustache pretending to have a deep voice and introducing herself.>"Do you guys like magnets?"
>>4053980>Getting Chinese and Japanese stereotypes mixed up
>>4054064Plus she could treat them to a Spaghetti dinner!Plus all Asian people are the same, right?
>>4054094Fuck you it's funny anyway.
>>4054087>no apologizingThat's not our Rose, that is an imPOS-TOR.DANCE EPIDEMIC TONIGHT
>>4054094>that one episode of South Park
>>4054094>implying there's an important differencethey all look the same to me
>>4054094dey arr rook same
>>405398010/10>TOWAIIRII
>>4054087I like to imagine that Rose carries dozens of magnets on her person at all times, on the off-chance someone says "magnet week," whereupon she tosses them all into the air and cheers.
I bring you guys a butt.
>>4053790GRONK
>>4054041>That picture.I love the anon's hands, it's like "WTF is this shit? Where will my penis go?"
>>4054111YOUR BODY GOES TO WASTE EVERY MINUTE YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME
>>4054094They all look the same though.
>>4054083where indeed.
Are you ready?
Do you like what you see, MLPG?
>>4053989>crackle vores fluttershy.jpgsrsly, first the foodscat, and now vore?is there no low to which you horsefuckers will sink?
>>4054094Actually no, I got those stereotypes from WW2-era Anti-Japanese propaganda. The teeth were from the 'Save A Tap Slap A Jap' line, and the voice was from that Donald Duck cartoon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZcs1SHVbz0&bpctr=1345609073
>>4054128>human butt
>>4054128I require more butts.
>>4053962that's not Pinkie
>>4054128And another version, without less stuf, because I liked that skin layer.
>>4054141I'M DYIN' FOR YOUR SINS ON THE DANCEFLOOR...CAN'T YOU SEE?!
>>4054061Shetland Ponies look retarded compared to all other horses, including other pony breeds. There's an explanation behind this though, but would take awhile to explain.The short version: Europeans discovered the Arab horse (most common around the Northern Africa and Middle East) at some point in history and thought it was very "Pretty". Everyone wanted their horses to look like it (including some parts of Russia and Asia) so did tons of breeding with it with nearly all known horse breeds (and people still do it today). Reason why alot of horses just look the same.Shetland Ponies are one of the few horse breeds that have zero outside blood introduced into their systems and thus look very "unique".
>>4054158Tex pls draw anon and rarity on the couch
>>4054128>child head on adult body>tiny arms>gigantic lower torso>fucked up perspectiveOnly good part of about this image is the coloring
>>4054128Anyone else hate big breasted fluttershy?
>>4054136>Where will my penis go
>6,630 ViewsThat's how much a MLP vid has on Nico Nico Douga. I guess the MLP fandom is small there.
>>4054183Maybe later, my humans need work.
>>4054158You want this butt?
Purple Tinker @prpltnkr@WaifuKaren He means 'I look like a dude'. It's sexist transphobic talk for 'women should look [x] way'.oh jesus christ
>>4054168YOU KNOW IT'S STILL ON MY MIND STILL ON MY MIND STILL ON MY MIND
>21:27 It’s huge!>21:29 HUEGJapan confirmed for appreciating Celestia's giant, warm, firm ass.
>>4054183...doing what?
>>4054064They'd hate her more for being Korean
>>4054205More DerpyMac when
>>4054206I want all the butts. Yes.
>>4054210FIRST YOU WIGGLE YOUR TAIL
>>4054207stop caring, dickwad
>>4054155i find wwii propaganda stuff hilarious
>>4054198They brought up a good point one time: you know how here it's a show for 12 year old girls? Over there it's like it's a show for 3-4 year old kids because it's small talking animals. Plus it's not broadcast.
>03:45 I wonder if there’s really people like these characters in America?how do we keep them from seeing Tara being interviewed?
>>4054207Well, the dude doesn't look like a lady. What do you want us to do, lie? I value my honesty.
>>4054207Isn't Tinkler like, a manish ugly person?
>>4054210I WANT IT SO BAD AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET IT, THIS CLUB'S ON FIRE IT'S A DANCE EPIDEMIC
>>4054191tits size: smallest to biggest: the personal headcanon list:>Dash>Twilight>Applejack>Fluttershy>Pinkie>Rarity
>Image limitSOMEONE MAKE A NEW HORSE
>>4054158>>4054205Tex, pls draw Tex riding Rarity as a Shetland Pony.
>>4054238I AM YOUR MAN AND I BUY THE DRUGS
>>4054226Good on you, Japan.
>>4054189Proportions and perspective are correct.Perhaps you don't know anything about human anatomy Ross
>>4054155Yeah, but it's still factually wrong. The accent ascribed to the Japanese in racist propaganda like that is actually Chinese.
>>4054177That is a very well written and eloquent explanation, that you anonymous.
>>4054280Why don't you do it? Successfully making a new horse is actually pretty satisfying.
>>4054244>you know how here it's a show for 12 year old girlsI think its age range is slightly younger than that.
>>4054191I like big breasted Applejack more.
>>4054280Are anon threads still verboten?
>>4054228Rarity snuggling up with anon, who is embarrassed.
>>4054205well okay. please draw human cougar Rarity.
>>4054252BABY LOOKS LIKE A DANCE EPIDEMIC TO ME
>>4054297you mean the ahhh so! thing?Probably not an accident.Hollywood used to use Chinese actors to play Japanese parts.
>>4054310You're in one friend.
>>4054248>personohyou.jpg
>>4054177So that must be why that guy suggested I draw Shetland and Draft horses.
>>4054296Are you sure ? The legs look off to me.
>>4054327>used tomemoirs of a geisha
>>4054303no?you're anonymous. no one cares and people will be wary since there's the chance the thread can get randomly deleted with no consequence
>>4054297Stereotypes are rarely accurate. I'm just saying that I didn't mix them up, those are Japanese stereotypes.
>>4054338Oh god.What next? Is there a skeleton inside me?
>>4054327That makes sense. Americans having more experience with Chinese and not knowing the difference between them and Japanese.
>>40543642spooky
>>4054361I've never noticed that. God could you be any more Fluttershy?
>>4054362>rarely accuratewhere do you think they come from?what, do you think there's some kinda hate committee out there deciding all the stereotypes to push on people?
>>4054318As fun as this is I think we've done enough
>>4054379More chinese and koreans (especially koreans) in Los Angeles today and in history. Japanese concentrate in San Francisco.
>>4054398>where do you think they come from?Read "Orientalism."
>>4054296You don't have to call me Ross simply because I disagree with you
>>4054362>stereotypes>rarely accurateSure is WHITE GUILT in here.
>>4054398Read about Black Entertainment Television
>>4054398If only! A strictly bureaucratic approach to hate would certainly make it easier for me.
>>4054398>where do you think they come from?From people making caricatures. How many % of nerds do you think actually wear pocket protectors? Or thick-rimmed glasses? And yet that is the stereotype of a nerd.
New thread>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440
>>4054379they tended to use Chinese actors because Japanese actors were forced onto concentration campsCan't say for casting after the war. Though the Chinese actors would have made a lot of connections and inroads. Modern movies? Who knows.
>>4054417but there's not really Japanese anywhere else in the Bay Area. plenty of Vietnamese and Koreans, bit of Chinese, but no Japanese.
We grape hoers now?
So, we've found ourselves a rare creature, have we? I wonder...Let's keep going. The adventure is just about to start heating up.
I claim this horse in the name of dried grapes
>>4054733>>>4054588
>>4054672It's possible they might burrow through the ground.
>>4053485En tu, boner?
>>4054733>cutie mark crusaders creature catchers yay!
>>4054733Ask Twilight about the areas we were asked to meet the mysterious person at. Has there been any unusual or suspicious activity near them? Is there anything of particular note there?
If Boulder Snakes aren't supposed to be made of stone, maybe it's a construct made to resemble one.Alternatively, someone or something could have turned it into stone.
>>4054759Seconding. Frankly I'm having kind of a hard time with these puzzles. We know about an LS guy, but it seems like we've found out little else.
>>4054733Ask her if she knows anyone with the initials LS or SL and if she have been getting any odd letters lately.
>>4054791Anyone still have the description?Could always try to reproduce it to Twily to the best of our ability.
>>4054814Maybe the love letter wasn't anything insidious?We could maybe meet this guy by persuading AJ to reply back and arrange a meeting.
>>4054839>Twily
>>4054871>AJ datingOh gosh~But seriously, we could use that as a last resort. Maybe if there's a tunnel, we could investigate it and see if it leads anywhere. We'd need a lantern though.
I think we should just blow the snake up.Deal with it while it's frozen.
>>4054871that's not a bad idea
>>4054871Let's ask Twilight about the powder though.
>>4054871I thought the letter didn't have any address on it. Can't reply back if there's nowhere to send it to.
>>4054996also yes
>>4054588>>4054812"Hmmm... hey, do you know anything about Crystalline Powders? Specifically magical ones?"Twilight sets the book down for a moment and looks at you. "Oh... uh... Magical Crystalline Powder?" She scratches her chin. "...it's not ringing any bells..." She pulls a few books out from a distant shelf and brings them over. "Spike, do you know where that book on magical ores is?" Spike rushes off upstairs. In a matter of moments, he returns. "Found it!" No sooner than he can finish his announcement, Twilight takes it from his claws. She cracks it open and starts comparing a few texts side by side."Magical Crystalline Powder... not seeing anything..." She skips over the last section in another book. "Well, I'm seeing something for a type of blue stone called Malecite that's kind of magical, but it doesn't do much beyond glow. It used to be used for lighting places that didn't have fuel for fire." She rolls her eyes. "No magic Crystalline Powder, though... not to be terribly curious, but what a strange thing to ask about. Any reason you're looking for some?"
>>4055009Hey, you know maybe we could've asked Derpy where the letter came fr-OH WAITSome dumbass had to suggest to carry flowers in our mouth which prevented us from asking her!
>>4055050Tell her about LS and his correspondance with Zecora. And also the love letter.Tell her it could be relevant to what's going on around town.
>>4055106this
>>4055050Underground base needs light without clogging it up with carbon monoxide, got it!Finally have a lead.
>>4055050> malachite is green, actually
>>4055106Yeah, it might be a longshot, but this LS might have been some sort of scholar with some fame.
>>4055104I'm sorry, I'm new.
>>4055137Would make sense with the tunnel.
>>4055050you continue with maps?
>>4055144He did say Malecite, which is different enough.
>>4055050Ask her about the LS guy, the letters to Zecora, and the letter that asked us to meet someone at specific locations.
>>4055144GAME INFO: Completely different material. Malachite is a hard green stone, but Malecite, in the context of our Quest, is a blue, glowing stone of some kind, supposedly possessing a little bit of magic. >>4055106>>4055132>>4055170>>4055273"Have you heard about somepony with the initials 'LS'? Zecora did business with him and he's sending Love Letters to Applejack..."Applebloom butts in. "Like this! It's all fragrancy and... pink... and creepy." She passes the letter to Twilight, who looks a bit confused."Goodness, girls... first it's Boulder Snakes, then it's some Magic Crystalline Powder that I've never heard of... and now mysterious Love Letters? I'm sorry if I missed something, but... what exactly is going on here?" The purple unicorn seems very confused by the sudden barrage of questions.
>>4055137>>4055137Not really, LS ordered powder, not a stones. I don't think shattered powder glows enough to lighten up underground tunnels. No, he needs it doe something else.
>>4055300"These have to be all related somehow. Everything is happening at once"
>>4055300Tell her that we have no idea, but we do have the weird feeling we had when Cil and King Tezel were causing trouble.
>>4055300'That's what we'd like to know!'
>>4055300META INFO: Whoa, malachite is actually a really pretty rock. I just looked it up; also, it's relatively soft.
>>4055328Maybe fluorescent paint?
>>4055300Ask her if someone named LS (ot crourier from him) borrowed some book from her lately, If she is not sure - ask Spike.Question about maps still valid. I wantto know why Sweet Apple Acres so valuable
>>4055300Tell Twilight about the relation between LS and the magic powder.
>>4055353Not as pretty as bismuth.
>>4055300"Something big."
>>4055300Based on our superior detective skills, explain that some alchemist named LS is performing nefarious deeds which may have attracted the boulder snake and wants to get close to Applejack which may be for personal romantic purposes or some other heinous plot.
>>4055335>>4055336>>4055339>>4055373>>4055442"That's what we're trying to figure out!" You give a little shrug. "It's been a weird day so far. We've got a bunch of evidence collected so far and I've just got this overwhelming fe-"Twilight stops you. "You've got that 'adventure' feeling again, don't you?"You nod.She stacks all the books she recently pulled out and stands up. "Well, alright... you've been right twice before... and without your gut instinct, Equestria could have been lost for good." She pulls up a big book from the front desk of the Library. "...I'll see if LS matches any of the initials of anypony that lives in Ponyville." She gives you a worried expression. "...it might take a while. There's a lot of names in here."
>>4055511Rummage through her closet for a lamp (permission optional)
>>4055511It's nice to see people finally willing to help with our crazy ideas.I get the feeling we'll need to help too.
>>4055511"How long?"Time update please.
>>4055511Ask Applebloom if she knows how to turn Sweetie's sapphires into a glowing potion like the one that you all used during your first adventure.
>>4055591GAME INFO: The time is currently around 1:45 pm.
>>4055511I guess tell the CMC to set their saddlebags down gently and relax for a while. They'll need their strength for later.
>>4055511We should also mention the letter offering to help us with our rock problem.
>>4055560Isn't our inventory full though?
If we're in town now, maybe we can find Derpy and ask her if she delivered those letters.
>>4055653GAME INFO: All inventories are currently max out. All saddlebags are at maximum capacity.
>>4055649Especially this. We can safely say it didn't come from LS because even the casual letter he wrote to Zecora was clean enough to not be the same individual.
>>4055653>>4055673We can always have one of our pack mules to carry it in their mouths.Preferably Scootaloo since she never says anything important anyways.
>>4055666Are we going with the fanon of Derpy being the mailpony?
>>4055649>>4055691Applebloom speaks up. "Hey, Raisin! What about that weird letter that ya got this mornin?""Oh yeah... that was pretty weird..." You go on to explain that it was not from the LS guy who wrote the Love Letters. Twilight keeps searching through the list of names, softly speaking them to herself. She's tracing through the L's right now, looking for the first initial. She seems absorbed by the task, not answering your question."Huh? Oh, yeah. Weird letter. Right." She continues searching.
>>4055728Yes
>>4055728It's hardly fanon. She was one of the delivery ponies who dropped all that stuff on Twilight, remember?But to answer your question, yes. We bumped into her last session as she was on her mail route, but because we had the flowers in our math we couldn't ask her if she delivered the two mysterious letters.
>>4055769Do >>4055609 and ask Twilight if she has a lantern we can borrow.
>>4055769Why, oh why did we have to lose it.
>>4055769"He said he can turn me back into a pony."That ought to get her attention.
>>4055818Seconding. Something tells me she won't be much help.
>>4055839Seconding this.
>>4055818Also ask her if we can borrow her pet dragon for a while. More party members always helps.>>4055839Also this.
>>4055878>More inventory space always helps
>>4055818>>4055609While Twilight frantically searches through the long list of names that begin with L, you whisper over to Applebloom. "Hey, do you know how to make that glowy potion stuff from Sweetie Belle's sapphires?"Sweetie Belle nuzzles in between you and Applebloom. "Wow... your face is rough." She comments. "Oh! Uh, we can't use those for that. I promised Rarity that I was only going to borrow them for a little while an-"Scootaloo cranes her head over yours. "C'mon, Sweetie! We're gonna need some light if we're going to Crusade tonight. We don't have school tomorrow... probably... so we can stay up all night! We'll need some light if we plan on seeing anything."Sweetie Belle rolls her eyes. "Oh... but... can't we just use Candles or something?""Candles burn out. That blue stuff always stays lit. C'mon, Sweetie! Rarity won't care; she's got tons of them anyways." Scootaloo pushes."Well... alright... but just 2, alright? I think that's all we need..." Sweetie Belle caves in to the peer pressure. Twilight mutters on about 'Love...' She's getting through the list pretty slowly, it seems."Hey, Twilight. Do you have a lantern we can borrow?"She misses the question. "Oh? Uh... sure, uh... just a second."
>>4055983Tell her to do it and we'll take the rap for it. Besides, we have more than enough bits to pay 5 times market price for them.
>>4055983Ask Applebloom how long it would take to make the potions.
>>4055839>>4055865>>4055878"Hey, that mysterious stranger guy... he said he could make me a normal pony again."Twilight keeps going through the list, but stops suddenly. "I'm sorry, what?"You repeat yourself."...but... No, there's no way... we've tried everything. Not even Celestia could reverse the curse safely." Twilight looks saddened. "I'm sorry, Raisin, but whoever this friend is that says they can help... I don't think they're telling the truth." She returns her head to the list. "Be careful who you trust out there..."You feel an odd sensation yet again, like someone is watching you. Again, like last time, it doesn't feel threatening.
>>4055983"Come on, Sweetie. The fate of the whole WORLD might depend on it! Rarity will understand."Play it up.
>>4055983I dunno guys, if Rarity needs them... Lets just use candles, or Twilight's lantern.>>4056007Do we know market price?
>>4056042Look out the window.See if anyone's watching.
>>4056074GAME INFO: There are several windows in the immediate room. There is a window next to the door, one up the stairway, and one on the other side of the library.
>>4056042"If you're so worried maybe you should accompany me. After all, a powerful sorceress like yourself should be able to keep me safe?"
>>4056109Uuuugh, shit, chance time.The one on the other side of the library.
>>4056109Up the stairway
>>4056109Whichever one we can see clearest out of.
>>4056109Look out the window by the door and ask the girls to each look out a different window. Tell them we feel like something is spying on us.
>>4056119Doorway
>>4056109up the stairs
>>4056042We have four sets of eyes, look at them all.
>>4056173Oh shit, this. Make sure to do it on mark so he won't leave the moment everyone starts looking through windows.
>>4056173>>4056227>>4056261With a feeling of overwhelming paranoia, you stealthily boop Sweetie Belle. She shivers a little at your touch. "W-what's up, Raisin?""I think we're being watched."Immediately, Sweetie Belle snaps her head back, looking around."No! No! Not yet, don't look yet!" You sigh. "Oh! Sorry... um... okay, whenever you're ready."You suddenly lose the feel as though something was watching you. You feel slightly annoyed. "Nah... it's gone now. Don't worry about it."Twilight's list seems to go on and on... "Lyra Heartstrings..." She continues through the L's, looking for any matches."Ugh... this is taking forever..." Scootaloo complains. "Isn't there something else we can do while she sorts through it?"
>>4056419Why.jpg
>>4056419we should have just looked at one window...
>>4056419Yet another blunder. I'm sorry for suggesting it
>>4056419Let's go find Derpy, and ask her if she sent those letters.
>>4056419That's what we get for trying to cheat the system I guess.
>>4056460Delivered I mean.
>>4056460This
>>4056419Damn, nothing is going good for us at all.I have half a mind to restart. But, I suppose that if we die which we will we'll know what to do.
>>4056460Where are we going to find her?It's the middle of the afternoon. She could be anywhere.
>>4056460>>4056494I guess that's all we can do. We're losing leads fast.Let Twilight know where we're going.
>>4056530Could start at the post office and ask what route she's on.
>>4056419Ask her about the places the dude who sent the weird letter told us to meet.There's got to be something up with them besides simple seclusion.
>>4056537Seconding telling Twilight we're heading for the post office. If she finds something I'd rather not suffer another penalty.
>>4056551She could still be all over town though.If her route took her all the way out to Sweet Apple Acres, who knows where she is now.
>>4054163>>4054128I like the higher contrast one better.
>>4056620Or she can be having lunch. Speaking of which, ask the other CMC if they're getting hungry. Can't suffer dice penalties because of empty stomachs.
>>4056460>>4056494>>4056537You watch as Twilight starts taking a few notes. You agree with Scootaloo. "Uh... hey, let's see if Derpy knows anything. She delivers the mail, right?""Good idea! We'll come on back here later when Twilight's finished." Applebloom opens the front door to the library, leading everyone out. Spike stands still for a second. "Uh... okay then. We'll see you 4 later."You make sure to tell Twilight that you'll be swinging on back a little later. Before you leave, she lets out an excited "Oh! Wait!" You and the other crusaders stop in the doorway. Suddenly, she gets a disappointed look on her face. "Oh... uh... I guess a flower growing mare wouldn't be sending Applejack love letters, right?" She smiles and laughs it off. "Alright... see you girls in a little bit. Come back anytime if you need anything!">>4056551>>4056572You suggest that you're probably not going to just up and bump into the clumsy pegasus. The post office should know what route she's currently delivering on."Wow... that's actually really smart." Scootaloo gives you a rare compliment. "To the Post Office?"The four of you join hooves, agreeing to set out to the Post Office for more information. As you start heading into town, you pass the Snake Statue again. It appears unchanged... frozen in place with some stone missing around it. You're right outside the Post Office. You see a mail mare head on in with a set of empty bags.
>>4056669Ask her if she knows where Derpy is.
>>4056669LILY! Ha! I knew it. Her timid nature was obviously a cover for her nefarious plans.
>>4056669Head inside and inquire about Derpy.
>>4056669"We're looking for a very ugly mare. Have you seen her?"
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>>4050170It's midday, maybe we could swing by the market later and get some lunch/food for later.
>>4056669Still no asking about the places we were asked to meet?Oh come on guys! It might be useful...Head over to the mail mare and ask her if she knows where Derpy is, or if not if she could direct us to someone who might.
>>4056669Ask the mail mare if she's delivered any anonymous letters. Explain that you have raisin to belief they were sent with malice.
>>4056669The love letter is still at our house, right?Damn, wish we would have carried it. Let's ask about Derpy first.
>>4056794Nah, unless I missed us dropping it off somewhere this session, it should still be in AB's saddlebags.
>>4056705>>4056716>>4056750>>4056794You head on inside, leading the group. You feel the floor creak and start cracking under your weight. Carefully, you back out of the doorway. "Uh.. you guys first."Standing just outside, you let the CMC walk on through. You speak up from a distance. "We're looking for a very ugly mare. Have you seen her?"Applebloom and Sweetie Belle turn around and scoff. You can see Scootaloo holding back a fit of laughter. The Mail Master doesn't seem to get it. "Uh... none that are particularly ugly, no...?""We're looking for a mail pony named Derpy... have you seen her come by recently?" Applebloom asks sincerely."Oh, Derpy! Yes, she was just here about an hour ago. She finished her route and clocked out for the day. She only delivers mail for the morning shift." The Mail Master nods."Alright, so she's at home. Where does she live?" The Mail Master gives you a cock-eyed look. "You're not planning to do anything funny to her, are you?"
>>4056882No, we just want to ask her a question.
>>4056794GAME INFO: The Love Letter is still inside of Applebloom's saddlebags.
>>4055715As a stone pony shouldn't we be able toc arry bigger weight?
>>4056882"Absolutely not. We just got a letter from a secret admirer and I'd like to know ho it is."Try to fake a blush.
>>4056882Tell her that she delivered a letter from someone that offered to help us fix our condition. We want to know who sent it.
Drat it, we forgot to ask Zecora about AB holding the midnight bloom in her mouth.>>4056882No, we're just trying to track down the sender of a letter we lost.
>>4056913Good, good. We'll be able to show it to her at least.
>>4056918To do so we'd need bigger bags, though.
>>4056918GAME INFO: You can carry a lot of weight, certainly. This is why your incredibly heavy Reinforced Boots bear you no burden whatsoever. However, you can only securely carry as much as your saddlebags will allow (4 item slots). Currently, you cannot be physically burdened with any equipment load.
>>4056936Just ask AB how she's feeling and if her mouth tastes funny.
>>4056947that wasn't the questiuon
>>4056949Okay, thanks. Can we get strength parameter check against all CMCs?
>>4056882>>4056882HALTASK THE MAIL MASTER IFTHEY DO ALL THE RECORD ABOUT MAIL DELIVERY
>>4057006What do you mean?
>>4056909>>4056922>>4056929"No, no, nothing like that. We just want to see who delivered a strange letter to somepony we know."Applebloom holds up the Love Letter. "Somepony sent this to my big sister Applejack."The Mail Master chuckles. "A Love Letter? Applejack already came by asking about this!" He smiles. "It's probably from a shy guy that just doesn't know how to approach a mare he likes.""But... it's so creeepy..." Applebloom complains."Whether it's 'creepy' or not, it's an anonymous letter. I don't think anypony but Derpy could tell you who it's from..." He sighs. "If you're really looking to out this guy, I have Derpy's address handy right here."He hold up a piece of paper and sets it on the counter. "Now, I don't mean to be rude, but if you girls will excuse me, I've got some mail to sort." He tips his hat and heads into the back room. Another pony takes the counter in the mean time.
>>4056952Might be worthwhile to keep tabs just in case she did end up poisoning herself.Hopefully it's not much since we were carrying the flowers most of the time.
>>4057023I mean Derpy is a quite dizzy pony, she may not know/remember the address/sender . So we always can go back here and ask.FUCK YOUY 4CHAN X FUCK YOU I;M NOT BANEDFFFUUU
>>4056971GAME INFO: Applebloom is the strongest of the three. Next is Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle is has the lowest maximum equipment/carry weight load.
>>4057053Acquire PIECE OF PAPER!
>>4057068nvm
>>4057053SUCCESS! Let's head out.
>>4057069I mean yours against CMC. How much stronger you are against the strongest.
>>4057053Pray she isn't one of those high class pegasi who has a cloudhouse.
>>4057053Ask one of the girls to get the paper for us so we don't fall through the floor.
>>4057101We're Hulk-tier strength.
>>4057114Oh shit yeah. That or equip the boots.
>>4057101GAME INFO: Raisin is considerably stronger than almost any other pony that she knows. With enough traction, she could easily pull a tractor. Not very fast, but she could keep pushing and eventually move very large objects. Usually, her ability to stay footed is a big problem; her hooves provide little traction by themselves.
>>4057114Seconding before Jr writes, shit.
Read the paper and remember it, so it doesn't matter if we ditch it and it doesn't take up an inventory slot.
>>4057151Okay, thanks, I've got few possible handful ideas
>>4057072>>4057114>>4057142>>4057152>>4057164Good, good. Almost had you guys. "Hey, Applebloom... you got that, right?"She picks it up and carefully carries the Address in her teeth. She walks outside with it, leading the other CMC out with her. You can see the floor where you stepped has almost buckled under; it looks weakened.With the address in mouth, Applebloom passes it off to you. You grab it in your teeth and set it down, memorizing it. "Alright... I know where that's at. She's at the other end of town... her house is going to be hard to miss."The CMC all nod. Scootaloo smiles, "Finally, we're getting somewhere! Lead the way, Rocky!" Suddenly, you hear your friends' stomachs growl."Oh.. wow... it's getting kind of late, isn't it?" Sweetie Belle comments. "I didn't even realize how hungry I was...""Don't worry, I got us co--" Applebloom stops. "Oh, right... the griffin..."Hungry, the CMC seem ready to continue along with their current mission; find Derpy.
>>4057142The boots don't make us lighter. They just make us quiet.
>>4057256Too bad we don't have loads of money to buy a full course from the fanciest restaurant in town.OH WAIT!
>>4057256Head toward Derpy's house, we might find some food on the way.
>>4057256Stop and buy some food for our friends one the way there.
>>4057259They distribute our weight.
>>4057285To the market!Get some supplies for later, too.
>>4057256Surely there's a snack stand or Sugarcube Corner on the way.
>>4057285>>4057301>>4057313"Hold up. Hungry Crusaders are distracted Crusaders. We need to get you guys some food, stat.""I like this idea." Scootaloo nods. "Where to?""Let's give Pinkie a visit. She's probably got some goods we can munch on."The CMC are all in agreement. Sugarcube Corner has a ton of snacks that your team could use right now. With a saddlebag full of Bits, you make your way to the sugary shack down the street.As you walk in, your friends remark at the sweet smell of vanilla hovering in the air. You've been here several times before; you make sure to stay outside. "Alright, get anything you guys want! I'll be out here." They run in quick, drooling over the counter. You remember the taste of candy... you really wish you could get a bite of some Green Apple Taffy again...You sit on the cobblestone outside of the Bakery. "Hey! What's up, Raisin?"Pinkie is sipping on a milkshake. Your friends are still inside, pouring over all the treats they can get.>Current Time: 3:45pm
>>4057431"Danger threatens the world, you know, the usual."
>>4057431Tell her we are investigating the stone snake, Applejack's mysterious love letter, a deranged gryphon we found in the Everfree, and a note we got from someone that said they could help us with our condition.
>>4057431>walk inwalk towards
>>4057431Every time you bring up the time I just hear TICK TOCK TICK TOCK in my head.
>>4057431>3:45Wow, we really wasted time at Twilight's, huh?
>>4057431"Pinkie, what do you know about....c-colts?""Because some nefarious one has the hots for AJ and we need to set some sort of trap for him."
>>4057486Time having fun is never wasted!
>>4057486We need to move quickly. Tell the CMC we're in a rush and to get something with fruit or oats or something so they'll have at least something of substance in them.
>>4057453>>4057465>>4057493"Oh, you know, the usual... danger looming over Equestria, some snake statues, Love Letters for Applejack...""Oooo~~! Love Letters? For Applejack? Is that what she's getting all flustered about? She kept saying that it was 'nothing' but I knew it was something because she never gets all flushed like that unless it's over a really cute stallion OH! Who's it from?" Pinkie ends suddenly as she grabs the milkshake straw with her lips."Uh... actually, we don't know. We're going to see if we can find out.""I hope you do!" She smiles and finishes off the glass. You see the CMC come out with a variety of cupcakes and lollipops. Mrs. Cake is close behind."Hello, Raisin! How are you doing today, sweetie?" Mrs. Cake gives you a warm smile. "Hey Mrs. Cake. I'm doing fine... what's the damage?""15 Bits!" She's still got her big smile going. You reach into your saddlebags and cover the treats. The CMC all sit down at a table near you and begin chowing down on the sugary sweets. "Hey Pinkie Pie! How're you?" Sweetie Belle says in between feasting on a cupcake."I'm wonderful! How are you girls?" Pinkie slides in next to them. As they finish exchanging greetings, you look at your friends in envy. Remembering food fills you with a great want... you're not hungry, but you desperately wish you could taste the food they're eating. You feel out of place..."Uh... okay. Hurry up, guys, we gotta get going. It's almost 4."
>>4057622Ask Pinkie Pie if she wants to come with us while we try and figure out who sent AJ's letter.
>>4057622Well, look on the bright side. That's more bits in our pocket.The rain rides the tears
>>4057661Mention we're going to go visit Derpy to see if she knows who sent it.
>>4057622Proceed to Derp house.In fact, buy a pastry to bribe her.
>>4057622"Pinkie, I'd love for you to come with, but I still feel bad about what happened last time. If REALLY need you though, we might come knocking."
>>4057709Buy a this joke is bad and you should feel bad
>>4057622How many bits do we have now?
>>405775285 in our bags, more at home.
>>4057661>>4057708You let the jovial pink mare know where you're headed. "Oh... out to Derpy's house? You better be careful!" She taps on your stony head. "There's bound to be something nasty lurking out that way! If you see any weird looking ponies, just ignore them and keep going!" Pinkie smiles. "Okay?"The CMC look utterly confused. "Uhh... yeah, sure Pinkie." Applebloom forces a smile. "We'll be seein ya'll.""Oh, I know it! Later!" She bounces in through the front door of Sugarcube Corner.Scootaloo traces a circle in the air next to her head, letting her eyes derp out. Sweetie Belle giggles. "She certainly is... Pinkie."You begin taking to the long road out of town. The countryside out this way is brilliant; the verdant fields are complimented by little saplings and trees popping up everywhere under the mid afternoon Spring sun. You and your friends trot along down the path... your eyes looking in the trees for any signs of birds."So... where is this house at, Raisin?" Scootaloo asks as you pass a few houses."It's right up ahead, I know it..." You see a worried pony walking down the path towards you. She has a very full set of saddlebags... she looks like she's in a hurry. Beyond her, you see a small cropping of houses, one of them matching the address you had memorized earlier.
>>4057879As much as I want to stop her, it would be incredibly rude.
>>4057879Does that constitute as weird?Tell the CMC to back off while you confront her.
>>4057879FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuckOn one hand it could be an innocent who needs help, or a diabolical trap.Go for it.
>>4057879Ignore her. Keep going.
>>4057940>Pinkie tells us not to talk to weird ponies>we see a weird pony>HEY GUYS LET'S CONFRONT HERSTOP
>>4057879Ask her what's wrong.
>>4057879"Excuse me miss, do you need any help?"
>>4057879>very full set of saddlebagsShe just robbed someone, didn't she?
>>4057879Ignore her and keep going.
>>4057970We're lawful stupid.
>>4057879Keep an eye on the pony, but keep going.
>>4057970Which is why we do >>4057940 and remain cautious around her.
>>4058008No, that's why we IGNORE her and keep going like Pinkie TOLD us to.Is your head screwed on properly?
>>4057879Can we get a description? Also, trust Pinkie. She always knows best.Always.
>>4058023Can we at least memorize what she looks like for later?Coat and mane colors, cutie mark, etc.
>>4058026GAME INFO: The mare looks like she's rather overburdened. You don't recognize her from town, but she looks pretty stressed. She's trying to run, but her load is too great. She's currently trying to run by you, but you can't help but notice her looking your way. The glint of your Royal Medallion seems to catch her eye.>>4058041GAME INFO:She's a very light tannish brown coat with a creamy orange and white mane. Her Cutie Mark is obscured by the Saddlebags she's toting.
>>4057879Get a better look at her cutie mark when you pass her.
>>4057879Ignore her
>>4058078Ignore her.
>>4058078>The glint of your Royal Medallion seems to catch her eye.Yeah, she's most definitely a thief.Confront dat bitch yo.
>>4058078So she is a thief.Keep our distance. Give her a good kick if she comes too close.
>>4058134I think she knows better than to try to pickpocket a walking battering ram when she's overburdened.
>>4057920>>4057955>>4057986>>4057997>>4058026>>4058094>>4058106You motion for the CMC to get off to the side of the path and let the mare on through. She stares at your Royal Medallion as she approaches."E-excuse m-m-m-me... girls? G-girls, please... h-h-hold on a moment..." She strains under the weight of her bags.You shake your head. "Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope." Sweetie Belle turns around as the mare stops on the path. The overburdened mare suddenly drops down, appearing to have lost her balance."Raisin! Wait! She fell over!" Sweetie Belle tries to get your attention as you continue towards Derpy's house. Applebloom taps you. "Wait, hold on..."
>>4058177If Applebloom is so concerned, she can drop off her saddlebags with us and investigate herself.
>>4058177Well if she was going to address us, then yeah, I'd have stopped, just wasn't going to make the first move.
>>4058177Keep walking
>>4058177Could be a trick, could be legitimate help.Tell one of the CMC to investigate while we keep our distance.
>>4058196Seconding this. Don't want her to nab an important item.
>>4058177Fuck. Now we HAVE to help her.See if anything incriminating fell out of her saddlebags.
I thought it was supposed to be night already? We spent a lot of time in the Library when arrived at very late noon
>>4057879"Pinkie told us to avoid weird looking ponies so that is what we are going to do."Keep walking.
Aaargh all my goody-two-shoes protaganist insticts are shouting at me to go help her, but after last quest we owe it to Pinkie to follow her 4th-wall-breaking advice.
>>4058232It's about 4 PM I think.Jr, when does the sun set in ponyland?
>>4058232Last time check was while we were sitting outside of the bakery at 3:45, after which we walked straight here. Pay attention.
>>4058232GAME INFO: You arrived at the Library at approximately 2:00pm. The time is currently 4:30pm.>>4058251GAME INFO: The sun will be fully set at around 9:00pm. It's still early spring.
If we're going to help that pony, we need to secure the medallion and make sure she doesn't take it.
>>4058269Holy shit, that late?Guess it is a hard timer.
>>4058304>>4058177let the girl help herkeep distance
>>4058304Here's the inventories if you're trying to decide who to send.If we send Raisin and she pickpockets Hayseed, she'd better know there's nothing in the world that will stop us from chasing her down.Raisin: Hayseed, Rope, Money Bag (100 bits), Reinforced Shoes, Royal Medal(worn), Twisty Metal (worn), Applebloom: Hammer, Stompstarter, Box of Quarter (TNT) Sticks (x3), Love Letter, Derpy's address?, CMC Cape (worn)Sweetie Belle: Baby Blue Sapphires x10, Saw, Nails, Lamp Oil, CMC Cape (worn)Scootaloo: Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Wakeup powder, Bag of Sneezing Powder, CMC Cape (worn)
>>4058337inb4 she steals AB's bow and she runs after her, losing her as a party member.Good god tell her to leave her stuff with us. Including her precious bow.
>>4058369Er, make that 85 bits, forgot to update it.
>>4058369Or we can tell whoever we send to drop off her saddlebag.
>>4058372Nah, AB's not gonna remove her bow and unless the pony's an outright kleptomaniac she's not going to try stealing a bow of little value that's in plain sight right on someone's head.
>>4058372it sounds quite retarded. Is this really a thing in such quests?
>>4058388...Hang on, what's stopping Raisin from simply wearing two sets of saddlebags? Should be easy enough to put on side-by-side unless they're bigger than I'm thinking, and we've already established the weight's not going to burden us any further.
>>4058196>>4058221>>4058209>>4058199>>4058228>>4058304Feeling a bit guilty, you stop and turn around to see what happened. Indeed, the sherbet maned pony has fallen over. She's struggling to get back up."Ugh... okay, fine. Applebloom, drop you saddlebags off here and help her up."Applebloom looks confused. "...why would Ah need to take my saddlebags off?""She might be a thief. Why else would she be carrying around so much stuff?"Applebloom rolls her eyes as Sweetie Belle tries to help the mare up. Applebloom drops her saddlebags by your side and bumps Sweetie Belle over. "Hold on, I'll help her."Scootaloo leans over your head and whispers. "I think you're right... she seems a bit fishy to me."The mare gets her balance again as Applebloom strains to get her up off the road. "Oh, thank Celestia you were nearby! Thank you so much!" She gives your team a solid grin. "My name is Sandy Shores, traveling salespony! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances!" She has a slight accent that you're not quite able to pinpoint."I'm trying to catch the last train out of Ponyville, but I might be too late! My wares are really slowing me down!" She strains. "I hate to be a bother..." She looks at you. "...before I go... are you looking to trade that beautiful medallion for anything? It looks absolutely wondrous!" She shakes as she tries to support the weight of her belongings.
Why can't we just listen to Pinkie Pie?
>>4058438GAME INFO: Wearing two sets of saddlebags would not be secure. The straps that fix the bags to you would not extend around a second saddlebag. Items in the saddlebag on your back would risk being crushed by the saddlebag on top.
>>4058439Wait, Sweetie Belle went over too?Fuck.
>>4058439"Nope."Tell the girls to put their saddlebags back on so we can continue on our journey.
>>4058439We're not interested in trading our medallion, sorry.
>>4058439NOAsk if she wants to exchange the Wake Powder for something
>>4058439I immediately regret everything.Tell Sweetie to check her bags.
>>4058439"No, it was a very special gift from someone personal to me. Also, I'd like you to give back my friend's thing that you took."
>>4058439"No. Now what did you need from us, Mrs Shores?"
>>4058507>>4058485Let's not be rude if we can avoid it, we could be misjudging her. Ask Sweetie to check to make sure nothing fell out of her saddlebags.>>4058483What? Why? That's going to be useful if we want anyone to accompany us on our night exploration.
>>4058477Don't take our eyes off her as we continue.
>>4058543This is probably one of those random encounters who's purpose is to cause us to lose one item permanently.
>>4058543>>4058543>What? Why? That's going to be useful if we want anyone to accompany us on our night exploration.Because I just want to see th list of possible items but don't want to use medallion as a bite. Who knows, may be she has something of value and may be we will never use the powder
>>4058439"This thing was a gift from the princess. No way am I parting with it."
>>4058566I think you're being a LITTLE too paranoid. She's shifty, but we're keeping an eye on her. And we need to learn what we can about EVERYTHING before we timewarp again.
>>4058574That's a risk we can't take. Jr doesn't give us items like that. It WILL be crucial.
>>4058574Ah, I see. Fair enough, then. Doubt we'll want to trade it, but it might be interesting to see what she has to offer, if only because we might decide we need it after a reset some time.Only thing to be wary of is the time; this'll be swallowing some more of it, and we'll be heading toward nightfall before too much longer.
>>4058477>>4058480>>4058483>>4058523>>4058580"Uh... no."Sandy looks disappointed. "Oh... are you sure there's no way you'd be willing to part with that beautiful amulet? I have a lot of wares... I'd be willing to trade anything for it... I know I have something in here you might like...">>4058485>>4058507>>4058543While the pony searches through one of her overloaded saddlebags, dropping some spoons and forks on the road, you tell Sweetie to check her saddlebags. Immediately, Sweetie notices something is wrong."Hey... hey, wait a minute... I remember having 10 Baby Blue Sapphires in here..." She looks at Sandy.Scootaloo gets mad. "Hey! Give Sweetie back her Sapphires! Those aren't yours!"Sandy looks shocked. "B..you mean these ones?" She points down at the road. Sitting at her hooves are 3 brilliant sapphires. "They probably fell out of her bag when she was helping me up..." The mare looks a bit distraught. She looks up at the sun, then down at you. "Ohhhh.... please, are you sure there's nothing you'd like to trade for? What else do you have? I've got tons of strange and exotic wares on my back..."
>>4058592Checking items curatorial? How so, it just a check. In any case, all we lose is the powder. Ift his is what >>4058566 says than better powder than anything else
>>4058646Tell her that our friends had ten baby blue sapphires and that she had better give them back now.Hoof at the ground as we say this.
>>4058646Ask Sweetie how many sapphires she currently has.
>>4058646Your strength factor is incredible high so use intimidation.
>>4058646"I'm not giving it up. Aren't you trying to catch a train?"
>>4058713GAME INFO: Currently, Sweetie is carrying 6 Baby Blue Sapphires.
>>4058646Tell our new friend that if she'll give back the items or else we'll send a report directly to the princess. If she wants to swindle other idiots then fine, but she gives us the gems back or else she'll every guard in Celestia's domain will be on the lookout for her.
>>4058646Tell her to give the 3 back and also the one she hid. Try and circle around her while you leave your bag with Scoots.
>>4058646"Don't you have a train to catch?"
>>4058696Make a quake. Be ready to ram her.
>>4058728That seems a bit much. She's unlikely to know that we're actually able to pull through on it, for starters, though the medallion might be able to convince her partway. Then there's the question of guard's competency; if she pulls this stuff regularly she probably knows they're incompetent and what to say to get them off her back
>>4058742>>4058728>>4058696You count the sapphires in the road and see that Sweetie has six in her bag."Cough up the other one that you hid."Sandy looks flustered. "Hrrumph! Well, I never!" She looks genuinely disappointed. "You have excellent taste in jewelry, my beautiful stone friend, but you have absolutely no man-" Sandy notices that you're trying to circle around her. Suddenly, she bolts off down the road. It looks as if she's not wearing any saddlebags at all; she runs without a hitch. "W-what the?!" Scootaloo look on in disbelief as the amazing fast mare bolts out of sight. She drops a trail of silverware in her wake. "Huh. She was a thief." Applebloom looks disappointed. "You were right, Raisin... sorry for doubting you..." Sweetie Belle runs over to collect the 3 sapphires laying on the ground. "Ohh... she stole one! We can't let her get... away..." The three of you stand in the road, thankful that nothing else was pilfered. Derpy's house lies directly behind you as you watch the thief disappear over a nearby hill.
>>4058776Yeah, but we're still a threat. She can't run forever. We can.
>>4058832>all dose typosNot tired, but damn... that's a lotta typos
>>4058832Something tells me we're going to need that one sapphire.Should have listened.
>>4058832So we're missing nothing else?
>>4058832Continue on to Derpy's house
>>4058852I honestly barely notice them.
>>4058832Sorry Sweetie. She didn't get anything else, right?Give AB back her saddlebags and head to Derpy's.>>4058864I know, >JR quest, but I feel we're safe on this one. What could possible require exactly 10 gemstones?
>>4058832I guess continue onto Derpy's house. Tell AB to grab her bags.
>>4058832Try to get Sweetie to grab something, anything out of her bags with her magic.
>>4058887>What could possible require exactly 10 gemstones?Ugh, that gave me the shivers
>>4058871GAME INFO:INVENTORYRaisin: Hayseed, Reinforced Boots , Spool of Rope, Money Bag + 85 Bits, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Twisted Iron Rod (tied to us)Applebloom: CMC Cape, Hammer, Box of Quarter Sticks (x3), Love Letter, StompstarterSweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires x9, Saw, Nails, Lamp OilScootaloo: CMC Cape, Fireworks x1, Stompstarter, Bag of Sneezing Powder, Wake-Me-Up Dust
>>4058887It's probably some dealio where some potion or something needs 2 gems per potion and we'd only be able to make 4 instead of 5. Same with the whole marshmallow thing last adventure; eating one meant we couldn't plug both Strawberry and Rarity.
>>4058894She's gone, Anon. >you watch the thief disappear over a nearby hill.Somehow I think TK'ing something on the other side of a hill is outside of Sweetie's abilities. You could go collect her dropped cutlery, if you really want to take something of hers in revenge.
>>4058918You're either cackling at the far flung consequences losing that gem with have, aren't you?
>>4058918I like how Scoot's has accidentally become our trickster wither her inventory layout.
>>4058832We told you so.Keep on going to Derpies house and along the way ask Applebloom if she can still make two potions with what she has.
>>4058932It's probably all stolen anyways.
>>4058968>>4055983>"Well... alright... but just 2, alright? I think that's all we need..." Sweetie Belle caves in to the peer pressure. Assuming Sweets is right and AB doesn't repeatedly muck up the potion, we should still be fine on that front.
>>4058887>What could possible require exactly 10 gemstones?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAre you new?
>>4058872>>4058893>>4058968Slightly disappointed, you turn towards your intended destination and sigh."Alright, Applebloom, grab your bags. Let's get this show on the road."The team sighs as they march onwards to Derpy's Abode. As you approach the door to knock on it, you figure it best to let one of your friends do so instead. Scootaloo jumps ahead and raps on the door a few times."Cooooming!" You hear the mailpony knock something expensive over as she rushes to the door. "Ooops..." The CMC all kind of stare at each other as they wait for the door to open up. Suddenly, the door flings open, bashing Scootaloo in the nose. The stunned filly grabs her snout and whines a little."Oop! Sorry!" Derpy stands in the door looking over the team for a moment. "Oh! Hello Raisin! Hello Sweetie Belle! Hello Applebloom! Hello... Uhmmmmmm..." She stares at Scootaloo for a minute. "...Raisin's Friend!""Hey Derpy... do you mind if we ask you about some mail quick?"Her eyes are focused in a few directions. "Sure! Ask me anything! I know about all kinds of mail!" She smiles softly with interest, standing in the doorway.
>>4059068Ask about AJ's love letter and the mysterious letter we got.
>>4059068Show her the letter and ask if she remembers where she picked it up from.
>>4059068"You wouldn't happen to know who asked you to deliver this letter?" She her LOVE LETTER.
Memorize the location of Derpy's house so we can pull a Raisin Sense and head there without visiting the postmaster's on a reset run, if we have to.
>>4059068It's a longshot but was she the one who delivered our mail this morning? We need to find out who sent the anonymous letters to our house and SAA this morning.
Next dead horse has been embalmed and is ready for use!>>4054440>>4054440
>>4059132Seconding. We might have to be MLG tryhard in the future.
>>4059132This is good.
>>4059082>>4059086>>4059113Applebloom fishes the Love Letter out of her saddlebags. "We got this really weird letter a few days ago and were wonderin' where ya got it from?"Derpy looks at the letter, then deftly picks it up out of Applebloom's hooves. She spins the edge of the letter around in her mouth for a second until she settles on a very specific spot. Her bright, off center eyes perk up. "Ohmmff!" She spits the letter out at Applebloom. "That's from Anonymous! He's my new friend!"Sweetie Belle stares at Derpy. "...Anonymous? You mean LS, right?"Derpy stares back, slightly confused. "...who?"ALSO, let's head over to the new horse and find a rest spot for the night>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440>>4054440
>>4059132If we get the info out of her, we won't even need to visit her house next time.
