New horse (it's new)Old horse: >>3997143Topic: Royal Guards
no we're dead
>>4000187
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>rape
Royal guards were useless
>>4000244
>>4000237>no US soldier mispells "Guerilla"YOU'D BE SURPRISED
>>4000233well now we are undead
I'm just gonna chill in the steam chat and play hats until this guy kills MLPG
>Royal GuardsThey suck at everything.
I'm too pretty to die.
>>4000206So basically Rarifags would be weak as hell.
How viscous do you like your pony semen?
>>4000255No we're in MLPG Valhalla.Where in the day we take to the battlefield to fight for waifu superiorityAnd at night we drink mead and tell stories where every sentence starts with "greater than".
>>4000246Kind of sad when you have 6 unexperience ponies that can fight a huge load of changling and all the guards are not to be seen.
>>4000266Yogurt thick
You see this horse?Look at this horse.Isn't this a pretty horse?
>>4000266Syrup.
Royal Guards -vs- The Wonderbolts: who is more useless?
>>4000259S3 better have more female villains
>>4000263Nigga, Rarity is as strong as a horse.She did kick a manticore in the face, and she did carry a mine cart full of gems.
>>4000266Like tapioca pudding.
>>4000246Seriously, I think wet cardboard boxes could put up a better fight.
>>4000266As long as it's easy to chug it's fine by meOn the other hand, does anyone have the greentext where anon and another pony are glued to the ground by a gang of stallions?
>>3998359>Ask the person who played and recorded the piano for Love's In Bloom in the last episode of Season 2 of FiM anything, I guess.
>>4000259>Royal Guards>suckd-dont give those artists anymore ideas.
Celestia and Chrysalis have a contest to see who's more fertile.What happens?
>>4000276I hate that horse.That horse is the worst.Blegh.
DORKZ
>>4000206>TAW goes around killing all the other Twifags and Dashfags to absorb their power
>>4000263Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash fags might be the strongest, unless we're counting bronies, in which case they would all instantly contract AIDS, cancer, and Crohn's Disease.
>>4000291Whoever winswe win
>>4000254I knew several soldiers who couldn't spell "soldier".
>>4000262I don't think I've posted this, but here's a color if you'd like.
>>4000291>Chrysalis>fertilewhat
>>4000300Seriously?
>>4000291Medical health test with no sex.
>>4000279The blunderbolts.They haven't done a single thing right in their entire career. >Couldn't save Rarity>Couldn't stop Large Spike>They were nowhere to be seen in RoH or episodes 1 and 2Useless.
>MLPG in charge of running a thread locator
>>4000290Everyone wants to train to be a guard because it's rumored you get to have "private time" with the Princesses.The truth is this entails draining their thick marecocks regularly.
>>4000305>queen of a hive> infertilenigga what
>>4000276But she not pretty. She cute but never pretty.
>>4000293Orkz
>>4000304I hate it.
>>4000276Dash is prettiest horse, she is very blue and her mane is rainbow coloured.
>>4000305She's an insect queenThose are basically biological baby-making machines
>>4000288Thanks for pointing that out.
>>4000276Yes, but I don't think I'd along with her. Shame about the attitude.
>>4000273I bet that's tough to get out. Would you help milk their cock to get out every last glob?
>>4000319
>>4000255Fuck your shit.
>>4000312Am I allowed to drain it in to my mouth or is there someone special their marecum has to go?
>>4000259When what you're guarding is a literal goddess who RAISES THE SUN EVERY MORNING, they're probably just there ceremonially.
>>4000309The wonderbolt were able to cut dragon scale, but that a bit too much credit to them.
>>4000326
>>4000291>>4000242Celestia has no children, and no heirs. She doesn't even have a full Queen title, she's a princess and has no governmental powerChrysalis has an entire hive under her command, and is a Queen.
>>4000283Would you eat it with a spoon?
>>4000174>TwitterYeah, nah. I have more class than that. Hell, even you people might have more class than that.>>4000175It's MLPG. With these assholes, everything sucks.They needed my divine intervention.>>4000236Of course it amounts to that. Everyone here is retarded.To whom it concerns.
>>4000306Yes.>What is your occupation>"solder"
>>4000237>16 people thought that was a proper response to gorilla warfareWow. People are idiots
>>4000321Another reason why she's best. And she can be anything if you don't like her like this.
>>4000337>Implying she isnt the mother of every single pony
>>4000324Of course I would, what kind of masturbatory aid would I be if I didn't?
>>4000328A holy light might fix that.
>>4000337We're talking about fertility, not family trees.
>>4000343the fuck does solder have to do with being a soldier?
>>4000341I like you a lot so I made you this in the hopes it would appease you and you might decide to spare me.
>>4000336
>>4000317Sorry, anything I could do to fix it?
>>4000343>Not being a solder
>>4000337Yeah, but Chrysalis is a walking STD. Fertile if you want all your offspring to die from a frikkin' flash of light.
>>4000341Took you long enough to find the current horse, dipshit.How's that 150 I.Q. treating you?
>>4000355dohohohohoho
>>4000357
>>4000341If you're so smart why are you here?
>>4000355
>>4000355Hahahahaha
>>4000352It is directly related though, because Chrysalis has more children then Celestia and is therefore more fertile.
>>4000378damn, look at those titties...
>>4000355Heh, it's not bad, but as a divine angel of redemption and recovery, I'm a little more eloquent than that.
Which chaos god would like ponies the most?
>>4000359>being a plumber
>>4000378Didn't they mention her changling are clones?
>>4000368
>>4000366Pretty good actually. I'm worth 14.7 million dollars as of current. How's your asperger's treating you?
>>4000384>hehI think it was pretty accurate
>>4000384I'm going to read every one of your posts as if you were Trixie
>>4000364>STDs>In a closed insect gene poolLaughing_entomologists.gov
>>4000387No?
>>4000378I think you misunderstand fertility.It's not about how many children you have.It's about your ability to have children.
>>4000392Are you Mark Zuckerberg's private whore?
>>4000392how big is your dick too
>>4000337Slaanesh of course
>>4000389
>>4000395I doubt Trixie would act like that.
>>4000378>Implying Chrysalis isnt a dried out post-menopausal bitch incapable of rearing children
>>4000392>I.Q. of 150>Worth 14.7 million dollars>Decides to "wage war" with MLPGYour parents must be proud
>>4000392
STOP RESPONDING
>>4000385>actual pones from the showNurgle I guess? Maybe Tzeentch.>pones as discussed in MLPGSlaanesh
>>4000374That one's actually pretty good.Mainly because the gods called upon me to redeem this thread.
Gentlemen please, you're forgetting which Queen is most fertile.The Brony Queen.
>>4000413But It's funny
>>4000346She's still an evil cunt. No amount of shapeshifting will fix that.
>>4000395>I'm going to read every one of your posts as if you were TrixieI still say Snips
>>4000405Meant to respond to>>4000385
>>4000417I could die after cumming inside Tara's womb, knowing my life had meaning after all
>>4000395I'm a paladin of the gods, not a simple magician. Don't mess with the gods. They aren't nearly as forgiving as I.
>>4000413>m16a2>Full anythingnigga only the odd variants have auto
>>4000402There's only one way to solve this.Have sex with them both a bunch of times, and then see which one you can impregnate first.
>>4000393>Fertility is about your ability to produce offspring, not how many times you actually do.The point still stands, Chrysalis can have children and Celestia has none, because she is clearly sterile.
>>4000417>That zit
>>4000396>>4000396>Trying to science and not using STI instead of STD>STI can be transmitted by other vectorsstop
>>4000427trixie pls
>>4000415Each of those demon suck.
>>4000394If you say so. Apparently everyone here is so special and intelligent...
>All this shit.Time to roll out for the night.Chill MLPG, I know it's morning for you kids, but still, you may think of something fun in your quiet time with one another, make the general a better place or some shit.
>>40003922tough4us
>>4000421I have my recursive filter up and running. How's it developing?
>>4000431No, again, it just means she's chaste. I mean she's a goddess, not Rarity
>>4000423snips doesnt bragdo you even watch the show at all you brony attentionwhore
>>4000439Oh man you use ellipses toothis is perfect
>>4000385Are these new models?
>>4000415BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD COLT
>>4000359>wellerGET THAT AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY PLEB
>>4000445He's claiming that he's worth 14.7 million dollars and that he's a godIt's pretty bad, could kill us any second
>>4000288interesting highlight of that threadapparently Ashleigh Ball isn't meeting any fans these days due to >She got accosted by three guys out back about three months ago, it wasn't made public. They wanted her to talk to them, she was tired, and they freaked out on her. Philip had to call the cops on them, I think ever since then she's just been wary.also the guy claims to have fucked a girl cosplaying as rainbow dash so take it with a grain of salt.
>>4000436No really, Thor does not like that you're mistaking me as Trixie, a worker for the Titans.Don't piss him off. He's a nice guy until you set off one of his triggers. That's one of them.
>>4000447>snips doesnt bragShow Stoppersdo you even watch the show
>>4000445Imagine the gorilla warfare copypasta stretched out over a few posts and some kind of god complex
>>4000446 she's chasteThere is no evidence to support this, by all accounts she is completely infertile because of her godhood, but still fucks everything in sight.
>>4000465pls trixie, pls
>>4000465If he's Thor he should take some athpirin.
>>4000447Fuck you! You're the damn attention whore! Hurr, imma project mah shit onto u!Fuck off.
>>4000457why cant they be dicks to each other like all brothers should be
>>4000385>Hellbrute.Lame name.
>>4000465[TRIGGER WARNING: TRIXIE]
>>4000392Everything you say is incredibly retarded and amusing.If you want to keep getting replies, go ahead.Though people will laugh at you instead of getting mad.
>>4000462This guy can't be for real.
>>4000467What the fuck.Is this Mangneto.
>>4000474
>>4000456I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!I did NAHT.oh hi Marker.
>>4000469>There is no evidence to support this>by all accounts she is completely infertile because of her godhood, but still fucks everything in sight.uh...
>>4000469There is also the mouth to take into consideration.
>>4000385Rarity worships The Machine God.
>>4000475no you fuck off you dumb fuckbefore i make you fuck off
>>4000468Nah, I'm not a god. I'm supposed to bring divine intervention here. I'm just an angelic peon. You think god has time for this shit?
>>4000496Trixie pls go
>>4000493fuck you cunt bastard fucking shitty fucker i will fucking shit on your fucking shitty dick shithead cunt.
>>4000467why boner
>>4000493Forgot my name, lol.Srsly, tho, fuck you. It's easy to pick on the namefag. Well at least I'm not cowardly enough to hide behind "anonymous". Asshole.
>>4000467That's one disgusting pony.
>Morning thread
>>4000504>impersonating the almighty high king of MLPG
>>4000346Check out Chrysalis' washboard abs, you just know she's in great shape for laying tons of eggs.
>>4000474I'm embarrassed that it took me so long to get the joke here.
>>4000504I don't think you are GG at all.
>>4000492PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
Which pone loves to get a throat full of hot cock?
>>4000451Well, I am a divine force of god. I'm supposed to be the purveyor of truth an enlightenment. Can't do that if I'm imperfect.Seriously, this shit hole needs recovery badly. The level of self-hate here is unprecedented. I'm here to alleviate it. Repair the people of this dinge-hole into a somewhat more functional state. The number of suicides the gods have foreseen from this particular thread...Well, that's why I'm here.
>>4000530Oh my
>>4000346But I DO like her like that.
>>4000385Slaanesh. Khorne would throw his comic con posters away. Many would die from this conflict. >>4000513Sunlight kills the chill
>>4000504Oh you think your bad because you have some stupid name that sucks?Well fuck you back. You're not cowardly because you're too fucking dumb and stupid to know when to back down like you should and respect your supiriors.
Lets talk about how we would pin Dash down on the ground, one hand on her head, pushing her face into the mud and the other holding her rear still. Pacifying her violent convulsions by gently inserting our dicks into her asshole.
>>4000472If Thor strikes you with a thunder bolt or feeds you to the Titans, don't tell me I didn't warn you.
>>4000532>You will never be the pone known to the general for your love of throatfulls of hot cock
>>4000535Bugfags in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen.
>>4000538Chill in MLPG is like morning dew.It settles in during the night.And then when the sun comes up, it all gets evaporated away.
>>4000541Trixie stop it
>>4000539>samefagging yourself to start an argument
>>4000541>Being hit with a thunderbolt when I don#t go outsidePlease anonplease
>>4000544You got a problem with that?
>>4000544Bugfags are the worst of the fags.
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>4000535Me too
>>4000532Which pony is the town slut and lives only to serve all the cocks?
>>4000549I'm over here, dipshit. You've got the wrong guy.
sunrise is the best time
LIKE FIRE
>>4000555No, but I bet she would fear itWould you toss the fig and save the date?
>>4000541i'm trying hard to appease the gods with these offerings but I don't know if they're doing any good
>>4000544Whos your favorite pony anon?
>>4000563Anon, judging by these threads.
>>4000569HELL FIRE
>>4000540I would probably anal rape DashieShe's a cute horse and probably has a cute anal
>>4000555I COME ROUGH, TOUGH LIKE AN ELEPHANT TUSK
>>4000480Actually, that part is true. I'm quite damn rich. Why do you think I'm so at ease with wasting time on a thread I don't even like?Nothing? I'll give you a hint. It's something to do that isn't crunching numbers all day.Fun, I know... Foreign concept to the plebs on here.
>>4000555why do you post this everyday
>>4000576THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN
>>4000583THIS BURNING DESIRE
>>4000582Because it's MLPG and that's all MLPG is. The same shit, every day.
>>4000565Glitter Glue PLEASE stop shitting up the thread with your petty, pedantic nonsense. We all know you have way too much pride for your own good, but try to think about others beside yourself for once and keep your emotions in check for the sake of the general.
>>4000581Trixie pls go
>>4000581
>>4000578Well she is clearly asking for a bit of the old buttravaging.
>>4000540Unf, I hope she struggles for a long time.I hate when they give in so easily.
>>4000575It's true>tfw you'll never be the slutty mare
>>4000581post proof of your immense wealth.a picture of your watch, maybe.i expect at least a Panerai.
>>4000588MLPGMLPG never changes...
>>4000587IS TURNING ME TO SIN
i wwould cuddle a reu
>>4000589>Thinking that's really GG
>>4000540Would you fuck a pony while she had an epileptic seizure?
>>4000596
>>4000487
>>4000602IT'S NOT MY FAULT
>>4000596Nah, anything I post is too identifiable. I have an actual image to keep. I rather like being anon, thank you.
>>4000572>GG responds to trolls and not requestsYou defaulted to snips being a dick and an idiot, do you not like him?
>>4000589http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>4000613Trixie stop posting
>>4000581oh my god I forgotI was off by $700,000please don't tell Thor
>>4000608>not mickey mouse6/10 best I can do
>>4000593Dashie stop wiggling that rump! Or else don't blame me when you turn around and find a fleshy surprise in your anal
sound boy
>>4000608Hey, that's a collector's item. I'd give my stock in TPX for that.Not really, actually, but you didn't need me to spell that out for you... Or maybe you did.
>>4000615that's correct I don't really like snipsall right thoughwhat's your request
>>4000620>Dashie
Chill the fuck out MLP, stop being so madFucking stop it.
what if your dick was so small you peed all over your balls whenever you tried to pee
>>4000618No seriously, I'm actually pretty rich. Not were I want to be, but definitely past my initial goal of 10 mil.
>>4000627I don't think anyone here is really madMostly we're just severely entertained
If Glitter Glue was my dad, things would be different around here
>>4000596Can you see it?We're having __fun__
>>4000624My request is ________________________________________that you get a job___________________________
>>4000627No one's mad though
>>4000627Mad about what?
>>4000635But you're not rich, Trixie
>>4000635No, seriously. I'm pretty hung. Not where I want to be, but definitely past my initial goal of 11 inches.
>>4000636Well, considering how shitty this thread usually is, you guys would find flies fucking to be a nice change of scenery.
>>4000643>Implying
>>4000640
>>4000645>Not having a 24" dick to pleasure all the mares
>>4000645Hehe, you can't change your dick size, but you can change your net worth.
>>4000640It's weird, AnonBut I didI have a jobBy definitionI'm now a professional questerThat feelskind of amazing
>>4000659Trixie stop talking about net worth, ponies have no concept of that
>>4000638>Implying he
>Would you feed your favorite pony until she passed out in your living room rubbing her full stomach?I didn't draw her with a tail but I think she might look weird with one.
>>4000660Have you been working on Box Dog as of late?
>>4000665Sure, why not
>>4000659>Hehe, you can't change your dick sizeC'mon Trixie, don't lie.I bet you have something up your sleeve for that.
>>4000662Nah, just 13 year olds don't.
>>4000665she looks weird as isno, pony can starve
>>4000663>clop
>>4000673Trixie stop posting, you're a pony you can't even hit the keys without magic
>>4000666Yes, I updated it just the other day
>>4000660Accepting donations to serve a purpose is well and good, but its not a professional, tax deductible profession.
>>4000611IF IN GODS PLAN
>>4000678>that feel
>>4000663>Fluttershy themed condomI don't even know what to say about it, I just felt the need to point it out.
>>4000660Put all your money in Facebook stock.I guarantee it or no money back.
>>4000663>when you guys weren't so accepting of it.What, 2010?
>>4000663>clopanon pls
>>4000664Wait, it's not a guy?
>>4000685Lyra no, don't summon your persona on webcam
>>4000666what do you care satanbut yes seriously I updated on Thursday I think?
>>4000688>Put all your money in Facebook stock.
>>4000663Why is that art SO FUCKING TERRIBLE?
>>4000677I used that term specifically to elicit a negative response so I can get my fix.
>>4000663It used to give such a rush when we felt like we were being the naughty ponies and everypony else was all frumpy.It was cute seeing anons blush and get all tsun~tsun when we talked about our clopping habitsYou're right I actually miss those days
>>4000663if it makes you feel better, I find your post to be highly unacceptable
>>4000663YESYES
>>4000698Because it's from /mlp/ and ponychan.
>>4000681>its not a professional, tax deductible profession.>Not a professional professionAnon I get what you're trying to say but cmonbesides that's what the quest drive was pushedI'm freelance, sure, and as such I don't receive a paycheckBut you're splitting hairs nowover a spoilers joke
>>4000720But that one isn'tstop please
>>4000720please no
>>4000720>Posting SexyfurThey don't count. Majority of the art sucks outside of that.
>>4000720out
>>4000624Ironicly I think it was something retarded about snips. but....Maybe do an addition to this series? I'm not thinking straight right now. I was curious what RD would do. >gay jokes
>>4000702I would let that pony heal me
>>4000698I think I can speak for everyone here thatArtyl's art is horrible (especially his anthro), but the concepts and expressions within them make it so appealing
>>4000720the power of christ COMPELS you!the power of christ COMPELS you!
>>4000740His art is fine except for the anatomy though
>>4000720I was going to say this wasn't mlp related, but then I saw the horse dick. Carry on.
Anyone here want Zen to do MLP art?
>>4000749>Art is fine.>Bad anatomy???
>>4000720CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
>>4000727Calm your fucking tits you NEET, there is no need to be so defensive.
>archive borked>go to front page>MLPG right at the topyou're my niggas
>>4000757Linework, coloring, shading and the way he does different materials are all good to greatBeing bad at one thing doesn't make an artist horrible
>>4000766Niggers, yeah, pretty much.
>>4000738All right, well, how about maybe Fluttershy instead?>>4000740>Artyl's art is horrible (especially his anthro), but the concepts and expressions within them make it so appealingNo wonder I sympathize>>4000759>you madI thought we were just having a conversation here
>Egg Corridor Redux>Carefully navigate without taking damage>Get to twin dragon fight>Fuck up every jump and die almost immediatelyEVERY FUCKING TIME
>you will never fall asleep with a pony on your chest, he marecock softening between you as it slowly retracts into her sheath
Drawfags:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUyMNyrOHJQDo this stuff every day.
>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756>>4000756sum1 ansr my question plz.
>>4000771I wish he would work on his shading. It's terrible
>>4000779>Egg corridorbugfags pls
>you will never be washed away in a tidal wave of 0r0's jizz
>>4000766>the sub is borked too>everyone trying to get here is going to be fucked when this thread starts sinkingMLPG in charge of administration
>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794>>4000794srsly
>>4000794Don't do that shit.But sure, he draws a nice ass.
>>4000794I don't know who you're talking about, so I'll just go ahead and say yes
>>4000803no
>>4000794Who the fuck is Zen>>4000793Crooked should get in on that, every time he streams he's always complaining about his hands.>Streams for 8 hours at a time>God, my hands hurt
>>4000801>not using the submarine to locate threadsplebeians, all of you
>>4000801Thor actually did it? No shit! I warned you people. Now you're getting DDos'd by the man himself. Idiots. I fucking told you his wrath was not to be trifled with. This thread's gonna die. They're going to blame me for not enlightening you people and I'm going to have to take it all in stride, but you? You are all fucked.RIP MLPG
>>4000793>rarely draw anything>hands never hurt#winning
>>4000790Male's don't have marecocks, anonthey have horsecocksand you can just call them cocks since we know you're talking about ponies alreadyand why do you have to keep bringing this up, I know I'll never go to sleep with a marshmallow horse or his massive erection and it never gets any easier
>>4000830It goes down every night, Trixie. Come on.
>>4000773Whatever strikes you, but explain your thought process, I'm interested in how the idea developed. I think a lot of artist here don't do enough introspection on what they're actually thinking when they make decisions on elements of what they're drawing, That's half the fun of any piece is knowing some meta background on it.
>>4000801There was another tracker someone jury-rigged that had "Chinese knock-off edition" on it. Does anyone know the url for that/know if it still works? I deleted it from my bookmarks shortly before the archive started derping regularly.
>>4000830>This thread's gonna die.In what sense?
>>4000830Please don't
>>4000840Thor's sense. Game over, mother fuckers, game over.
>>4000830Do you even know what a DDoS is?
>>4000853trixie stop it
>mfw I see a fellow ponyfag forget to pray in the direction of Mecca five times every dayHow have you bros been serving the light of Allah?
>>4000842I would laugh if Moot started banning everyone here. The amount of butt hurt that would ensue...That'd be funny. No offense, of course. I just like chaos.
>>4000871Of course. I'm not an MLPG member. I actually have a brain.
>>4000877GG can't into proxies. He'd be gone 5ever.
>>4000876Fuck yeah I have, bitch.
>>4000877There's been mass bans before, Trixie.You must be new to this
>>4000876Oh please. There still couple minute til morning prayer. Beside, Ramadan over.
>>4000877I wouldn't because static
>>4000535Me too, anon.She is a very sexy lady.
>>4000877yea mods already mass-banned ponyfags like 12 timesi dont know how many more lulz can really be squeezed out of that
>>4000882But then you'd know that this isn't a fucking DDoS attack, just an admin fucking something up
So is the ddos happening now? I can't see any difference.
>>4000894I mean actual persecution, not just mods poking fun. Like, a real attempt to kill the MLP thing on here altogether. It'd be the war 4chan doesn't want, but the war it needs.
Think of a pony.Got one?Good.Why is that pony a good pony? You must answer even if you thought of a pony you don't care for.
>>4000836well I meanIt's not too deepThe subject of selfcest came upso here's Fluttershy x Fluttershy
>>4000895>replying to some kid trying to be edgyCome on man, he's a fucking idiot, we get it. Just shhh.
When is S3?
>>4000905Well thats cute. I wonder how long they would talk like that until there some action?
>>4000904Because she loves and cares for all of her little ponies.and she's pretty
>>4000904She doesn't have a special somepony, which means I could be her special somepony tonight.
>>4000905Oh god... You're the guy that drew the picture of Fluttershy vs. Discord in the maze...
>>4000910RAGHT NOW
>>4000922Who else thinks cheerilee is best pone
>>4000909Hurr, u idiot cuz i sais so.Yeah, 14.7 million bucks says I'm 14.7 million dollars smarter than you.
>>4000914Until someone pushed them in to making a move
>>4000926No, that was someone else.
>>4000926No shiet
>>4000952That's shit
>>4000910Ponies will be dead by the time S3 gets herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkyUfROG0sQ
>>4000947I think there are exactly 2 people who choose Cheerilee as a favorite. Every time we had a poll back in the day it was always 2 respondants.
>>4000951Trixie, ponies don't even use dollars
>>4000955>>4000954I see. Thanks for clearing that up...
>>4000957You're shitI don't care, selfcest is uncommon enough for me to lower my standardsDeal with it
>>4000977Come on, selfcest is my biggest fetish and I didn't even get a boner
>>4000977Your mothers shit.
>>4000977I think he does not like dogs.
>>4000926>Oh god... You're the guy that drew the picture of Fluttershy vs. Discord in the maze...Yes that's correct
>>4000905>well I mean/It's not too deep/The subject of selfcest came upThat's kind of what I figured. I think more self generated pieces would have more to say.I expected RD just to be sitting in bed side by side reading in frumpy flannel nightwear reading, female smoking a pipe and the guy with curlers in his hair.
>>4000994ENOUGH WITH THE HORSE-FACES!
we ded
>13 episodes
Do you have posters in your room?
>>4001000GG DO THE FUNNY THING!
General, news from the front. They've broken through our lines and have set up a mortar placement to bombard our tank line.We're awaiting your orders, sir.
>>4001000>second time this horse session.>Can't judge because I did it too but with Ruby Quest
>>4001024No
>>4001000hey...YOU'RE THAT GUY!arent you that guy!!
>energy is never created or destroyeddoesnt that mean all the matter in us is 13,7 billion years old?save this image as Alice.7z and open it with 7zip, theres music inside.
>>4001026>mortars>bombard tanks
>>4001029which guy?
>>4001026What's the word on air support?
>>4001031We're made of dino piss and cum.
>>4001026Charge those mortars!
>>4001026Have your cyanide capsules ready men, we may not be able to contain them for much longer.
>>4001033Could be worse...RPG-7's vs Chobam armor...
>>4001031>law of conservation of matterWhy are we /sci/ all of a sudden, what does matter being old as fuck have to do with anything?
>>4001037no man, my dad is carl sagan and he tells me we're all made of star dust
>>4001031>not just using oggchan[You're the worst kind of person.]
>>4001024Where do you think we are
>>4001044nigga i always have my cyanide capsule ready
>>4001031Fun fact, there are at least 1 millions cells that once belonged to Shakespear in your body right now.Thats incest for you.
>>4001026Only sand people use mortars today. And you use grenades or rockets to attack tanks dismounted. >Learn to war.
>>4001051but anon, this way i can give any kind of file, source code, picture collection, over 4chan.
>>4001052Every time I see this all I can think is that I would definitely hang a poster of Gabe on my wall.
>>4001057Damn, so that's why all the poetry. He wanted to fuck every girl on Earth!
>>4001057But that's wrongThere might be 1 million cells worth of matterbut not 1 million cells of his, that's for sure
>>4001059According to video games, a single white phosphorous mortar round can wipe out an entire platoon of men...
>>4001052I bet you're the kind of guy who prints out people's posts and pins them upAlso, I want Gabe things
>>4001063And why don't you have one now?
>>4001077I'm a lazy lazy man anon.
>>4001076That's not his room anon.
Why aren't you drawing?
>>4001050>Star dust>Not star stuff
>>4001084Because I cannot draw.
>>4001084fuck off pinkie, it's almost 5 in the damn morning
>>4001039>Pony fans are scarier than most fans out there. And there have been multiple threats to people on the show, claiming that they'll hurt them unless they do something specific on the show.>multiple threats to people on the show
>>4001084Because I'm going to bed.
>>4001084I am watching someone draw. That something.
>>4001084tess do you ever sleep
>>4001084i never got past the circle phase
>>4001052Holy shitMLPG PosterYamakasi main monitorOld spare Dell second monitorSai and PS pinned to the taskbarAre you me?
>>4001070It would ruin their whole fucking month but WP is warcrimes, so The Good Guys aren't really allowed to use them. The whole, "lol we're destroying equipment!" Excuse went out when Iraq 1.2 started. You can't even use MK 19's anymore.
>>4001090I bet they were all from MLPG, hah!K, srsly, nite.
>>4001084Because heat and hayfever stop me from doing anything productive. But anyone got a request?
>>4000994>>4001009>CL's faces kinda resemble Apple's faces
>>4001087Papapa
>>4001084because I'm waiting until 1pm then I'm going to draw ALL DAY
>>4001101you favorite pony sick in bed. This is assuming you can still draw in your condition.
>>4001101draw flying robot pony!
>>4001103They really, really don't.
>>4001087When did apples draw thisDid anyone ever find his crackle thing he drew?
>>4001099>You can't even use MK 19's anymore.Are you talking about the grenade launcher, because that sounds like bullshit to me.
>>4001050You're mixing up Sagan and Delenn here
>>4001103No, not at all actually
>>4001097You also have an MLPG poster?Am I the only person here without one?
>>4001097>MLPG PosterYou best be doing that shit ironically
>>4001104the rapper
I was just thinking how far MLPG has comeMore than 2 years of my life wasted on you guysAnd I don't regret it for a single momentNever leave me pls
>>4001109>>4001113>furfag white knights
>>4001101Tranny ponies.Or >>4001108
>>4001097Post your battlestation
>>4001121>More than 2 yearsBut how.
>>4001121I've been here sinec Oct '10I will never leave you. I promise.
>>4001119Dadada
>>4001123The best kind
>>4001121smile pls
>>4001131
>>4001121Derp, I meant more than a yearI suck cocks
>>4001121You did this joke already. Try something newer, something fresher.
>>4001121You know you couldn't live without us.You're my bitch anon.
>You will never stop thinking about ponies>Not even for one day>You're obsessed
>>4001150I CAN QUITANYTIMEI FUCKING WANT
>>4001149Godammit I can't masturbate to thissource pls
>>4001150What kind of ride would it be if you could just get off whenever you wanted?
>>4001111In MND-B you couldn't use MK-19's in Baghdad. so of the Styrker fags had them but they went out of the city to do whatever 2nd Army was doing.
>>4001149God damn unfWho made this?
>>4001150I wonder how long I'll think about pony when this whole thing ends.It could be forever.
>>4001149Oh god please tell me that's Scootaloo
goodnight mlpg
>>4001162Anon how the fuck could that be Scootaloo?
>>4001162>yellow pony bodyGEE I FUCKING WONDER.
>>4001165A quick recolor>>4001167Shh, just let me have my fantasy
>>4001150I'll never forget about you guysI'll tell my grandchildren about this wonderful place
>>4001162It's Scootaloo.You owe me a blowjob.
>>4001154>>4001158>>4001162Its fluttershy and it will be finished Soon™
It saddens me MLPG is going to split up in the future and go on our ways to seperate ways to other, possibly new show generalspls don't forget MLPG by the time you're 60
>>4001156
>>4001084Give me something to draw and I might.
>>4001156Speaking of that, he drawn this.This was posted in Reddit.
If it weren't for a little girl's show, my art wouldn't have been as good as now
>>4001170maybe someday I'll meet someone who will be able to appreciate my vast collection of >feels
>>4001182>This was posted in Reddit.So?
>>4001150>trying to sleep>Here voices of ponies saying things that I can't understand
>>4001184And it's all thanks to firecrotch.
What kind of stories would you tell your grandchildren about MLPG? The faceless saga? The Glitter Glue legend?
>>4001182That's pretty awesomeI love blastwave so much, why doesn't he ever update?I bought his book and everything
>>4001188That's hypnagogia, it's normal.
>>4001190This firecrotch?
>>4001184If it weren't for a little girls show I wouldn't be wasting my life playing pokemon right nowno regrets
>>4001176>tfw Leth has spent his time tracing everybody in the general>tfw 20 years from now you receive a letter in the mail>tfw it says ">rape" and there's an adress and date underneath itWould you go MLPG? I would go
Who are the worst, dash fans or pinkie fans?Take your time. I know it's hard to choose.
>>4001200Flutterfags
>>4001191It was a magical place, where farts reigned and shame was a foreign, unknown construct.
>>4001199I would go with a machete.
ARTISTSpost the first picture you drew anonymouslyeveryone else guess who they are
>>4001200Dash.
>>4001199No.
>>4001192He update some thing the past couple of months. He is also drawing for money.
>>4001200The worst people are the ones that obsess over groups of people that they dislike so much.
>>4001199I would go anon
>>4001199I would bring my MLPG memorabilia
>>4001200Dashfags are the worst followed by Twifags and then Pinkiefags
>>4001200Pinkiefags.>CupcakesXD
>>4001200They're just as terrible, along with Flutterfags
>>4001200Every fan is annoying, but you're the worst.
>>4001196Faust, fool.
>>4001184If it weren't for ponies I wouldn't be an artist at all.I never stop wishing I had started art ten years ago.
>>4001200>implying vlc users aren't weeaboo waifu loving fagets>implying mpc users aren't the god tier master race
>>4001200Rarifags.
>>4001200You are.
>>4001216You mean your pony dildo?
>>4001200The only acceptable fans are Rarifags and Applefags
>>4001222>>4001227RainbowPie shippers detected.
>>4001224That's a pretty good drawing if you only started that recently.
>>4001226The only bad Rarifag is Graphics, because he's a retard.
>>4001231That's garbage.
>>4001208All my drawings are posted anonymously.
>>4001231The only acceptable fans are fans of best pone
>>4001231Maybe of the mane 6.
>>4001199I'd be there
Official fag tier listAppleags > Rarifags >Pinkiefags >Twifags >Dashfags > Flutterfags
>>4001234Haha no.A real artist did that:http://fav.me/d5b5pbuI'm a fucking pathetic scrub.
>>4001224fuck, me tooBut it wasn't really ponies that got me started, it was mlpg, I really don't like drawing ponies but they're nice.oh man I can't wait to do a comparison thing for when I get to the end of my first year of drawing
>>4001199Not going to lie, that sounds like the start of a horror movie.
>>4001246Applefags > Rarifags >Flutterfags > Pinkiefags > Twifags > Dashfagsfixed
>>4001199id go but bring a gun and condoms
>>4001246Official fag tier list:Fagsthatdon'tmakethemselvesafagofanykindofponybutlikeeachponyequallybasedonthepony'smeritsfags > everyone else
>>4001249Hnnnnng Cheerilee
>>4001235Personally, they irk me.If they would spend a little less time with their noses stuck in the air they'd be fine.
>>4001255Applefags > Rarifags > Flutterfags > Dashfags > Twifags > Pinkiefagsfixed
>>4001246They are all horrible in their own ways. Beside the worst one is usually the background ponies fag like Trixie.
>>4001266That's a supporting character.
>>4001260>Liking all ponies equallyYou're the worst
>>4001200basically, Bronies
>>4001199I'll be there with a bunch of show screenshots. I'll hold them up and greentext irl"greater than T-F-W you will never dash into Dash vagina"
>>4001249That's sort of what happened with me.I used to think about writing, but I never really did anything. However, once I saw all these people contributing to the general, I decided to actually act upon it.Never written anything to do with ponies though, apart from some meta stuff. Might do in the future.
>>4001266but why
Ah I guess it's time to bring out the list once moreFlutterfags: Creepy or RetardedDashfags: Most vocal of all. Usually the ones you see in meetups or videos like BronyPizzaHut.aviRarity Fags: Obssessed with reminding she is best ponyAJ Fags: Increases in number when AJ is insulted, especially by Rarity FagsPinkie Fags: Who?Twilight Fags: Most 'normal' of the group, usually quiet and reserved. Only comes out when there is an abundance of Twilight talk.
Are we chill right now?Because I have a gift for you guys.
>>4001266Trixie is such a bad pony.
>>4001274>not liking all of them for different reasonsYou people bewilder me.
>>4001283>Twifags>NormalOh boy
>>4001284im pretty chill, dafty.We all seem pretty chill.
>>4001283>Twifags>most normalNigga pls.
I don't see why people say Twifags are so terrible.I understand why dashfags, pinkiefags and flutterfags are terrrible, just not Twifags.Can someone enlighten me?
>>4001283>Twilight Fags: Most 'normal' of the group, usually quiet and reserved. Only comes out when there is an abundance of Twilight talk.
>>4001283None of these are correct besides Rarifags, Dashfags, and Flutterfags.And I'm a Flutterfag
>>4001283>Twifags.>Normal.
>>4001295If you have to ask you'll never know
>>4001294"twilight unwashed" and hivemother enthusiasts do not count
>>4001283>Twilightfags>normal in any wayHave you ever SEEN Twi-fags? They are the most fucked up. 90% of them only like her for their crazy sex fantasies. The remaining 10% want a nerd waifu and are the sort of people who say *glomp* and *squee*.
>>4001294>>4001291>>4001297I am sure those strange fetish faggots are not Twilightfag, especially when they went Cheeseleg after the last episode.
>>4001249>oh man I can't wait to do a comparison thing for when I get to the end of my first year of drawingYeah, I think about this a lot too, I just passed the half year and when I look back on everything that I've learned about drawing in that time it's just mad, makes me kind of glad that my first drawings were so terrible, makes the improvement look better.
>>4001283my favorite pony regularly changes depending on how i feel
>>4001303>The worst qualities of a group do not countAnon come on
>>4001303But they do.You can't ignore a sub-group of Twifags in general because they don't suit your argument. That is fallacious.
Oh dear
So what's Sunday MLPG about? Is it about ponies?
>>4001303People judge things by their worst traits, not the best ones.
would you recreate childishly with a bashful sock puppet?
>>4001315I'm a Twifag and I'm so vanilla it's pathetic.Don't group me in with those assholes.
>>4001311Yup.so horrible oh my fucking god why didnt i kill myself when i drew it
I remember when cheerileefags were the best
>>4001319Oh hello girls.You know my birthday was last month, right?
>>4001323I'm not grouping you in with them, but they do count because they are Twifags.
>>4001320YOU FUCKING TEEEEEAAAAAASEEE
Cheerileefags: Most handsome and intelligent of subgroups in the fandom. Could get any girl they want irl. They are also funny and modest.
>>4001320Always has. Also, nice picture.>>4001322Never seen that sock in a LONG time.
Which name/tripfag is the most attention whorest
>>4001319My boner is conflicted.
>>4001338You. Now fuck off.
>>4001283>Dashfags: Most vocal of all. Usually the ones you see in meetups or videos like BronyPizzaHut.aviHow come for all the other -fags we only include MLPG behavior, but for Dashfags we include the obnoxious shit the rest of the fandom does?what are the MLPG Dashfags like?
>>4001338Sentenal
>>4001323Fetishist are incredibly vocal, I assume. Also, they tend to ruin things.
>>4001338Please stop. It's Sunday afternoon here, which makes it still a morning thread. It's chill time.
>>4001338Anonymous.THAT MEANS YOU
>>4001339Your boner is actual ready and willing but your mind is holding you backLet go of society's misconceptions of underage filliesYou must accept it and go do the deed
>>4001335Fuck yes
>>4001324At least you chose a relatively simple pony for your first drawing, I went for a humanization, it did not end well.>no tail
>>4001353Yeesh, there's even older stuff than that I'm afraid.
>>4001342You know that there are practically no AJ or Rarityfags outside the general.And we definitely include outside-the-general behavior for pinkiefags and twifags.
>>4001353His friends nickname him "Tails."
>>4001338I honestly think I am.
>>4001366It's supposed to be twilight
>>4001362should we?our -fags and their -fags seem different
>>4001293I don't think it's chill enough to post it. I'll post it later when the thread is more chill. Sorry.
>>4001320>Dat AJ>Dat DashOh boy
>>4001362What? of course there are. Rarity and Twilight are the most popular on /mlp/
>>4001335Its too bad you guys are group with those vorefags. I remember trying to do a serie of greentext for that horse and they took over.
>>4001361Oh dear, well, like I said it just makes your overall improvement look better!
>>4001378post it you cocktease
Fuck, is there one pony everyone likes?
>>4001378oh god, fluttershy's having another seizure
>>4001378>later>when things are more chillSo, tomorrow morning? Things are going to get progressively more uptight and argumentative as the day drags on.
>>4001396im not improving fast enough
>>4001400Celestia?
>>4001400I am sure this one here.
>>4001394It is pretty frustrating, I don't know why they are so obsessed with her. They should go pick another pony. Like Pinkie, or something. She eats all the time, you'd think she'd be their favorite.
>>4001400
If you don't roll Scattergun/Crit-a-Cola/Sandman, you're a bad scout.
>>4001394nothing's worse than having one of your greentexts hijacked
>>4001411Agreed
>>4001415Maybe for MvM, Scatter Pistol Candy cane is the bestPop pop pop fucking makin pyros drop
>>4001400Well, I like this one.
>>4001320About awesome fucking tan lines apparently.
>>4001335Cheerilee has the best animation in the series
>>4001414But anon, that pony upset some peopleDon't you remember?
>taking a shit>shit out a skeleton>battle it>win>as a reward the skeleton offers me its body>fuck a skeleton and cum all over it's skeleton face>go back to room>my bones have been rattled
>>4001431But that's true.
>>4001378I did not think you cared what kind of response you get.
>>4001424>Candy cane>Without Bonk!It's like you enjoy dying all over the place
>>4001439Nah, Dafty does that a lotIf you pretend to be chill you'll often get a drawing in return
>>4001414
>>4001440>bonk>everwhat the fuck are you even on bro
>>4001440>Taking explosive damage>everBONK
>not using the pistol
>Fluttershy goes walking in the woods>comes across bigfoot>She screams>He screams>they both scream>then they go to get ice creamThe end.
>>4001415>TFW you gun down speedfaggots when you AB to keep their meatshot faggorty down. >Butt mad that a pyro kills them with a shotty.
>>4001452Pistol sucks unless you use the soda popper
>>4001445>chill in exchange for artis such a thing possible?
>>4001448Good God, those arms.
>>4001460That's poetic, man.
>>4001466you are such a scrub please go
>>4001479What's with them?
>>4001448
>>4001476Of course.If you are chill, then you aren't scaring the contributors away.
>>4001479I know, they're so fucking manly. I wish I had hands like that, my forearms are that size but my hands are small and it looks silly.
>TF2 words.I don't undestand anything.
>>4001460I am sure this would cause a panic in Ponyville for sure. Also, Fluttershy's left cheek is a bit sharp.
But isn't TF2 for casuals?
>>4001495If only people took your advice earlier on in the general's life.
Do you ever just wish you could hug a personany person
>>4001511It's not that good
>>4001511yeah
>>4000665Yes. And then I'd fuck her sexually.
>>4001511No.
>>4001511lyra plsplsI would hug you
>>4001511oh god all the time
>>4001511You must have a member of your family you could hug.
>>4001495then, why can't we be chill? ;_;
>You will never own a sawnoff double-barreled lever-action shotgun
>>4001523edgy try-hard 14 year olds
>>4001509I told you to not... no wait, you're right this time.
>>4001523Because chill = bootlicking.
>>4001523Because being chill is lameWouldn't you rather get upset over mundane bullshit?
>>4001508I know right. Could cut a watermelon on her face.
>>4001524>double-barreled lever-action shotgunThat's because those don't exist
>People will never just shut the fuck up with their stupid shit and post ponies
>>4001520>still living with your family
>>4001511I would give thee such a bro hug, a spring would erupt forth upon the ground where our manbrace took place that would give sweet water for a thousand years.
>>4001534I knowThat's why I said you'll never own one
>>4001529That's idiotic.
>>4001535You first, chief
>>4001533Thats pretty sharp. Must be bad for her mother to give birth to an abomination.
>>4001543Dammit, Marriston, get back to work.
>>4001544MAYBE IT JUST GROWS WHEN SHE'S FLUSTEREDHER MOMMA PASSED HER FINE
>>4001543
rate your chill level at the momenton a scale of "wildfire in the deserts of hell" to "absolute zero, cessation of all life on earth"
>>4001544Nah. Flutterknife was born a c-section.Her mother was no survivors.
>>4001550
>>4001551Nice 'n toasty
>>4001551meta pls go
>>4001552>MT in charge of the English language
>>4001551Well I'm meeting my dad at a shooting range in an hour, so about refrigerator
>>4001553Oh neat, he removed that shadow from her eyelids. Resaved.
>>4001551The temperature at which all matter stops moving
>>4001553twilight is good horse
>>4001552There are more than one mother?>>4001549Klon, pls
>>4001556I'm gonna wreck you one day.
>>4001557>not pretending you're playing counter-strike at a shooting range
>>4001551IM SO COLD I SHOVE ICE CUBES UP MY ASS TO WARM UP
>>4001552>Her mother was no survivors.Okay?
>>4001101>>4001107An anon has never asked me to draw my favorite pone beforeThanks anon
>>4001560She would be my favorite horse if she weren't so annoying
>>4001560Another
>>4001563Ooh~Yes please.
>>4001563>You will never own a tiny air-breathing shark
>>4001567Oh my gosh that's adorableDo more
>>4001551curry gelato. I'm happy that MT streamed but angry that I left early and couldn't think of anything to say to my waifu.
>>4001567HNNNNNG
>>4001564How do you even do that?
>>4001567Well that's an adorable MiniMac.
>>4001568How could you possible be annoyed by Twilight. Explain.
>>4001553Why can't she be real /co/?
Her mother was no survivors.
>>4001174Where will it be posted?
>>4001581Her personality just doesn't click with mine.She needs to loosen up.
>>4001567>An anon has never asked me to draw my favorite pone beforeThere is a first time for everything. Also, its been been awhile since I last seen you here, eh.That is a cute Mac, really cute.
>>4001560smartest horse
>>4001583She's real because of magic
>>4001225>not using smplayer>2012
>>4001583she can
>>4001583>"Why can't he be real..."
And suddenly we're Twilight. I'm OK with this.
>>4001588Don't be so sensitive
>>4001596GO TO BED!
>>4001567Would you grab this pony's hooves and wiggle his legs back and forth while talking to him in baby speak?Because I don't think I'd ever stop.
>>4001596Go to sleep MLPG
>>4001596NO GG. Stop it.
>>4001596Since when is MLPG bed?
>>4001596And you are suppose to sleep.
>>4001200How are they any different?I'm sure there are obnoxious people who are fans of any of the ponies, just as most (or at least many) aren't.
>>4001578Pro tip: Don't pull the trigger as fast as you can screaming "DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!" The RSO doesn't like that. They hate fun.
>>4001609okaygoodnight mlpghere's some twilight to see you off
>>4001567GoshI just want to cuddle up with that pony and make him feel betterI bet he's all warm too
>>4001460Anyone remember the Dexter's Lab episode with bigfoot?Shit was funny.
>>4001610I'd play pattycake with his little hoofsies
>>4001608Like or die?That's nice.
>>4001632what
>>4001199>you decide to go>Ross is there showing off his art
>>4001610Oh Geez yesAlthough it would probably be the most embarrassing moment in Big Mac's life.
>>4001644
>>4001644>He still hasn't made any progress
Man MLPG is so fast, I can never keep up with it.>>4001652>FilenameI could have sworn I had drink in my mouth a few seconds ago
>>4001284No, we aren't
>>4001303But "twilight unwashed" is the best greentext of all time!
>>4001676It's shit though
>>4001323I'm a Twifag too, but my fetishes have nothing to do with her specifically.
>>4001675God damn it Pinkie I swear to god if you don't calm down I'm going to stuff you so full of cock you'll cry pre
>>4001676Dad, no, please.
>>4001676I can't read it without getting a boner too hard to ignore so I don't read it without time to masturbate.Shit sucks.
QUICK MLPGSQUEEZE OR WHEEZY
>>4001671We're pretty slow right now, though.
>>4001676I hate that greentext
>>4001344
>>4001692
>>4001684Come at me
>>4001687WHEEZY
>>4001698pinkamina is best pony
>>4001692fuck youit's because of anons like you that everybody hates twifags
>tfw LK won't share his secret stash
>>4001692Don't hide behind that line.
>>4001687And for what reason anyways? Squeeze
>>4001419>implying a greentext can only have one path
>>4001698Interesting choice of words.
>>4001705Calm down man, nobody's hating anybody.
>>4001710>tfw he will never be happy enough with a bellybutton fucking image to post it
>>4001626Uh oh. Elephant fetish incoming.It's a very nice drawing. More please?
>>4001724I hate Tara
>>4001735Tara can eat a dick
>>4001710>>4001727Wait what? Did I miss something?
>>4001686>erotic greentext gives you a super-boner>therefore it sucksMakes perfect sense.
>>4001735Yeah, okay.I hate the demon of the wedding.
>>4001743She does and she enjoys it.
>>4001748It sucks when you don't want a boner.
>>4001755If you don't want a boner, why are you reading erotic greentexts?
>>4001732I'm supposed to be in bed
Hey guys, what do you think of my anonxtwlight fapfic?http://pastebin.com/iQBnnmvy
>>4001767So how is the Boxdog shit coming along?
>>4001761Anon, I was calling the getting an unwanted boner suckish.Also I'm not the first anon that replied to you.
>>4001767I wonder what Spike would think about her trunk.Imagine the possibilities.
>>4001767Go to bed before you have to give me more Twiliphants
>>4001767last twelephantmore elephants tomorrow maybe>>4001776someone already asked that just last horse, and I even answered it on my blog tooit has nothing to do with ponies though
>>400177510/10 i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>4001777Okay, I can see that. I misinterpreted it then.
>>4001787Elephants aren't ponies either.
>>4001775It was good until twilight died
>>4001793But these are elephantized ponies.
>>4001767>you will never hold Twilephant close and gently stroke her trunk
>>4001793but ponies as other things are still ponies at heart
>>4001793Don't play dumb, you know the difference.
>>4001799It's 3deep5u.
>>4001802I'd fuck the shit out of that Lyra.
>>4001809i know right? i'm partial to Derpy thoughi bet she wouldn't be able to stop wagging her tail during
>>4001801
>>4001802Oh my gosh I want all of thoseEspecially the Celestia greyhound and the AJ collie
>>4001806Was his semen shot out at such a velocity that the friction caused by the air superheated it and caused it to scald Twilight's throat so badly that the inflammation was the cause of her asphyxiation?
>>4001819>she barks every time you thrust into her
>>4001829>B-bark
>>4001829unf
>>4001828It's whatever your imagination wants it to be.
>>4001833No you don't understand.
Celestia should be a pugFuck that'd be hilarious
>>4001819>>4001829>bonergreatnow i'm gonna have to draw dog fucking
>>4001850Anon, that's simply not the caseyou never HAVE to draw dogfucking
>>4001850Please do. As long as they are dog-ized ponies x human anon.
>>4001856But he should.
Huh, with 4chanx running I hadn't noticed this. Glad to see he's finally changed it, being punted out a thread any time you tried to contribute unless you went to extra effort was really kind of ridiculous.Farewell, noko.
>>4001845What if his semen was shot out as a velocity that it wasn't superheated (because there was not enough air in Twilight's throat to cause the semen to become superheated), that it had enough momentum to penetrate her throat and strike her neck vertebrae with such force that it severed the spinal cords and caused her to drop dead instantly?
>>4001860>heCL pls
Watch the latest GF yet?
>>4001861>not using 4chan x
>>4001862Yes.
>>4001867The majority of 4chan doesn't.
>>4001865Did a new one come out this weekend?
>>4001865I'm going to later. Please no spoilers.
>>4001865does it finally have matt chapman in it?
>>4001874Yup. The Time Traveller's Pig.http://www.mediafire.com/?afxtb0uafhr5cho
>>4001865>>4001874>>4001876If there's a new one, maybe someone could stream it? Like last weekend?
>>4001880Dooks streamed it yesterday, said he might stream it and Irrational Treasure today.
>>4001877>picThat's pretty damned badass, wow
>that feel when you eat a ton of vegetable soup>that feel when it makes you gassy>that feel when you feel like a pony
>>4001802>dat little LunaLuna dog is really cute.
>Get Booster 2.0>Tow Curly to safety>Drain her and leave her in cabin>Get to plantation>She's not on the bedFUCK THIS GAME
>>4001890you want your belly rubbed, anon?
>>4001894The fuck are you talking about?
>>4001896Oh my god I do you have no idea
>>4001896Yes yes yesI wish I knew the guy who drew this for me so I could do something in return
>>4001896>you will never be a farty pony>you will never get your belly rubbed by a gentle anon>you will never sigh as they work all the gas out of you>you will never drop out of your sheath from all the attention
>>4001900only if you're a good little pony~
>>4001909Anon, you have no idea how good of a pony I will beI will be the BEST ponyanything you wantjust give me the belly rubsplease
>>4001909I'm the best little pony
>>4001905Found him:http://whatsapokemon.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=48#/d551fr3>>4001900I would live to rub her belly. Gently.
>>4001909>>4001916>>4001921>tfw anon runs a bellyrub harem
>>4001883Missed that I guess.
>>4001900I'd rub it hard with my penis.
>>4001898Cave Story. Sounds like he's managed to mess up the stuff you have to do to get the bonus extra-hard dungeon somehow.
So guys, whats today panel going to be about? I know CMC is today but what else?
>>4001908>sheathNot relevant to my interests.
>>4001933>I'd rub it hard with my penisLK where the hell are you? Bellybuttons... pls
>>4001934You have to do a series of specific things to get the best ending. I did everything right except I forgot to take Curly with me after saving her, so now I can't get it. There's no way to revert a save file except starting over.Fucking Cave Story.
>>4001934That game felt awkard with the jump and all. It feels like you need a controller into order to play it.
>>4001942
>>4001942they're up on his fa
>>4001945I really should start a new game on that and go for the full ending. I dread trying to play without Curly's jetpackgun, though.
>>4001958No they're notstop lying please
>>4001942LK has drawn belly button art?Link?
My Little Pony
>>4001956>tfw you will never cum in Twilight's bellybuttonFuck this gay earth
>>4001971AaaaaaAAAaaaa~
>>4001972>twilight will never slowly work on stretching her belly button to allow you to stick it all the way in>you will never shoot your load deep within her bellycunt
>>4001970Hasn't drawn it yet, but he's been working on a request involving it. Last I heard he was having trouble with it.
>>4001971>>4001976Lets be honest, did you like the intro when you first heard it?
>>4001970I haven't posted any yet. Sorry for being so slow on it. And so skittish about it.
>>4001997I still don't like it
>>4001997I thought it was average in the beginning. It's grown on me though.
>>4001997How the fuck am I supposed to remember that was over a year ago
>this will never be you>you will never snuggle against your human after a night of mind-numbingly intense sex
>>4001997Of course notI was so embarrassed that I had to skip it.Nowadays when I'm home alone, I always chant along whenever I hear it in the worst possible voice
>>4001997I can't remember my exact opinion on it the first time I saw it, but I never disliked it.I liked how they kept part of the classic MLP theme as part of it.
>>4002010jesus
>>4001997Nope. Same boat as this guy>>4002017Except I've never gone beyond humming, thankfully.
>>4002010I think I'd need to read the manual before continuing.
>>4002010How do people find this shit arousing?
>>4002010Remember when it spawned this greentext?Good times...and >boners
>>4002010What the shit?
>>4002033I saved it as scootalove with a biological abomination.png
>>4002001>skittishwhy?
>>4002027It's OK, all you have to do is sit back and let the human deal with italthough I imagine it would be a bitch to clean afterwards
>>4002033Gave me a cockfucking fetish
>>4002032>>4002036Imagine sticking your cock into her well-stretched urethra and unloading deep inside her bladder and prostate.
>>4002051That's just disgusting
>>4002039You might hurt her feelings if you did that.
>>4002045Yeah. You'd have to drink a lot of water to be able to piss out all the semen from your bladder.
>>4002051No.
>>4002052Disgustingly arousing, yes.
>>4002053I call 'em like I see 'em
>>3978239Would you? Be honest.
>>4002079>Having sex with sweaty, fat, unwashed, fedora-wearing greasy bronies
>>4002051I'd rather imagine feeling my bladder swell with seed and my urethra stuffed with a spurting cock.
>>4002079Oh fuck. It's things like this that makes me wish I lived in the US.I could fuck so many chubby socially awkward chicks in crummy pony costumes...
>>4002079Nope and I think its a fake.
>>4002096Aww, yeah...I'd let a sexy futa mare fuck my cock... If it was physically possible.
>>4002079I'd check it out while CCing in case it's a rape dungeon. If there was any girls I'd probably fuck them raw and then leave.But I'm not there.
>>4002099>chicksThere may be a fatal misconception going on here.
>>4002099>chicksDream on.
>>4001879you are wonderfuli wonder if alex still has the version with only his voice
>>4002105It's not is it?Or could it be?Considering female urethra fucking has been done...
>>4002079If it was real, i'd take a boombox, put it on full blasting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w, and when they answer the door, i'd let myself in, and just sit there with spooky scary skeletons blasting. What the fuck are they gonna do? Call the orgy police?
>>4002099>chicks
>>4002118HAHAHAHA
>>4002110>>4002112>>4002123If there were no chicks, I'd be out of there in a second. Unless there were any exceptionally feminine and hot guys.
>>4002040To be honest, bellybutton stuff specifically bellybutton fucking is my my #1, cannot-be-topped ultimate fetish when it comes to expansion stuff. It's really the only thing that can get me hot and bothered like not other, so approaching it has always been kind of odd for me. I probably wouldn't have a problem drawing it if more of it existed, but it's rather rare. Gonna get a jump on my homework so I can hopefully crank something out for you overly-patient people.
>>4002118>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9wthat rattles me bones
>>4002105I mean I'd rather be a sexy futa mare with a nice fuckable cock. And a heavy pair of nuts, churning with seed. And a thick, drooling marecunt. And a donut-sized, sensitive anus.
>>4002118>orgy policeIs that a thing?
>>4002118get one of those skeleton costumes from a halloween store
>>4002131Are you LK?
>>4002129So you want to be happy?
>>4002118>Not blasting Gangnam Style
>>4002136Oh, good idea. And of course i'd hold the boombox on my shoulder, you know like how diddy kong does it.
>>4002141Yeah.
>>4002143Don't we all?
>>4002134I guess I wouldn't mind that either. But it would kinda take away the whole interspecies awesomeness. Unless I was fucking a human I guess. But fucking humans isn't that tempting in the first place.
>>4002118Holy shit, this is an incredible idea. Has anyone done anything like this before? Because really, what the hell are they going to do?
>>4002145That video is obviously a shout out to bronies. There's no way they would've included t hat shot in the stables nor would JJ would have drawn a picture of it if it weren't one
>>4002134>mlpg goes to Equestria>everyone gets to pick if they arrive as human or pony>decide to be a slutty mare with standard equipment and a taut belly >none of the humans are interested in you because you don't constantly blast farts or have a massive cock>tfw you live alone with no one to rub your belly
>>4002152Cool. Looking forward to seeing some bellybutton fucking.It's not a huge fetish for me, but it's definitely piquing my general kinkiness interest.Especially well-stretched bellybutton fucking.
>>4002169>Implying we wouldn't be all over the mares regardless of their gassiness or extra appendages
>>4002165Kick you in the stomach, break your nose and dump you in back by the dumpsters?
>>4002153What if I want to be happy with a strong an independent mare?
>>4002180>Bronies>Doing that
>>4002181>Dash>IndependentShe's kinda immature most of the time.But all the sexier for it.
>>4002180Somebody would call the cops on them, then.
>>4002159I figure that if you're a futa pony then humans give you that same xenophilic thrill that ponies give humans. Plus you'd be guaranteed that any human mate would be way into it.
>>4002180They can't do anything. If they did do that, they would have to vacate immediately as you could easily point police to a room full of sweaty, violent men. They could ask you to leave. They might collectively lift you and push you out, but they cannot harm you without having to forfeit the orgy.
>>4002169>implyThere are many posters that are not into that stuff. not like you would sell yourself in Equestia anyways.>>4002192She has quite an impression.
What vidya should I play mlpg?I'm tired of being mad at DmC threads and every horrible new thing I learn about the game.>that EVIL SOCIAL MEDIA BOSS BATTLEurgh.
>>4002171I'll see what I can do. Hopefully I can live up to everyone's expectations. How many people are expecting this anyways? I hope not too many...
>>4002228>that EVIL SOCIAL MEDIA BOSS BATTLEWhat
>>4002228I actually liked that boss battleIf it weren't for the easiness or the new Dante
>>4002228>that EVIL SOCIAL MEDIA BOSS BATTLEwiggity what? Also play some Megaman.
>finally, after what feels like hours of fucking her giant well-stretched cock, thrusting the head of your cock in and out of her bladder through her sensitive prostate, you are unable to hold back anymore>you let out an involuntary grunt, and feel your knees go weak as you begin to unload inside her bursting bladder>the sensation of her bladder expanding from the liquid pumping into it and mixing with hers causes her to let out a loud whinny of pleasure>a warm breeze rustles your balls as a monstrous fart blasts out of her swollen anus, causing your orgasm to intensify even more
>>4002230Well, I'd like to see it at least, and I'm guessing at least one more, as I didn't start the belly button discussion.
>>3978839>>3978890
>>4002233Seriously, just lookhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI_474EoszIYou might think people exaggerate the TRYHARD EDGYCOOL REBEL AGAINST DUR SOCIETY bullshit but they don't.Vergul is now teh super smartz leader of anonymouuse
>>3978890Wow, lucky guy. That mare must really love him.I wish I knew a mare like that.
>>4002131>>4002230you really are skittish about this aren't you?that's adorable
Hello, Anon.
I need that mare pastebinFor theoritical purposes of course
>>4002261WHYYYYYYY
>>4002279Hi, fancy horse person.
>>4002279rarity you're a fraudyou shouldn't sell knock-offs
>>4002279Rarity, this isn't a great timeUnless you don't mind horsefuckerybut you are a lady and ladies should not hear such things
>>4002279Hello, Rarity! Nice to see you!
>>4002279Did you hear that horse just talk?
>>4002284we bestiality now?
>>4002261What kind of boss battle, hell, stage is that?
>>4002284got'cher backhttp://pastebin.com/ZwwkdHD0
>The mane 6 will never sing GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
>>4002247>her marecunt winks hard, gushing and splattering her steaming hot juices nearly two feet away from her>she groans and belches loudly, begging for you to keep filling her in between burps>her balls churn and pull upwards, her orgasm fighting yours as your semen mixes with hers in her bladder
>>4002279You really should not be here Rarity.
>>4002261Vergil is still Dante’s twin brother in the new series. While Dante was admitted to an orphanage run by demons as a child, Vergil was adopted into a rich family. Highly-gifted, Vergil wrote a security encryption program that made him a multi-millionaire before he was even out of school.Vergil’s parents both suffered at the hands of demons, which is something he intends to take revenge on them for. His mother was killed at their hands while his father has been enslaved by them. He now uses his wealth in order to research and combat demons, and is described as calculating character that makes strategic decisions without letting emotions get in the way.In order to do this, Vergil established The Order
>>4002315>>4002261
>>4002279Why would Rarity be here anyways? I can picture her using Facebook all day, every day.
>>4002322>CAKE BOYevery time
>>4002261>Raptor News NetworkSo like. What about being subtle?
>>4002327>Rarity>FacebookFacebook is for commoners.
>>4002298>Maregasm is usually accompanied by a stream of urine and natural lubricants, so be careful not to get soaked unless you're also into water sports.UNF
>new GFthis is a really great episode, my favorite one so far, really funny, great story
>>4002340NoNo anon, that's not unfThat's pretty ew
>>4002312Go on...
>>4002327She would use tumblr, with a minimalist design save for a few gems here and there, and she would reblob fucking ANYTHING involving gems and fashion incessantly. I wouldn't follow her and she's my favorite, even.
>>4002344Not if piss is your biggest fetish.
>>4002340>An incredibly flustered Rarity will never profusely apologize to you for the mess she made after you made her cum with you raging boner
>mfw switching to waterfoxI don't know if it's just placebo or what but holy shit this feels fastWhat browser do you use, MLPG?
>>4002356>Rarity involuntarily pissing all over the floor around your cock after you fuck herSuper UNF!
>>4002362Chrome
>>4002362Firefox and Chrome.
>>4002298>ready to go in 5 minutes or so afterQuestion is will you be anon?
>>4002347What if she bug you everyday with those stuff, even if you didn't friend her and stuff?
>>4002347>tumblr>not pinterest
>>4002373I'd stuff her full of my cock to shut her up.
>>4002362all of themmostly chrome tho
>>4002362Firefox and Chrome because both are being a bitch right now with 4chan x.
>>4002383Fuck, what's the one on the bottom right?
>>4002370Maybe...
>>4002386IE
>>4002386I think you know who.
>>4002261Am I watching a new gritty update of Psychonauts?
>>4002386
>>4002390>>4002392>>4002393I feel sorry for her
>>4002386AEIOU
Is there porn of the browser ponies?
>>4002398Oh god, someone post that Luna comicI need some nostalgia
>>4002401I'm wondering that too.
>>4002397Many here does. I mean, what would you do with her anyways?>>4002401You could be the first.
>>4002401Which browser pone would the bloatiest?
>>4002298>>4002340>tfw Motherless removes bestiality videos
>>4002403
>>4002412Firefox obviously
>>4002412Firefox.
>>4002412Chrome.
>>4002412>>4002416>>4002419...LK?
>>4002412Obviously chrome.
>>4002409>Many here does. I mean, what would you do with her anyways?I'd fuck her silly and tell her what a sexy little mare she is.
>>4002401There this.
>>4002412Opera.
>>4002426Oh god my boner
>>4002423>>4002421>chrome>anything but sleek and streamlinedc'mon buddy
>>4002414Thank you kind sir
>>4002430But how can the most bloated pony be the fastest pony?
>>4002413>Welcome to a moral free zone where anything legal stays!Lies, I say
>>4002435Chrome uses more RAM than firefox for the same number of tabs.Not to mention the millions of chrome.exe
>>4002423>>4002421No, Chrome is the creepy stalker pony, get it right
>>4002441Take a look at Rainbow Dash
>>4002445>Chrome uses more RAM than firefox for the same number of tabs.What
>>4002441Because bloated has nothing to do with speed, but with the amound to largely unnecessary features included out of the box.And also, last I used it, Opera would start freezing every few seconds when browsing very large pages (ie. just about every image board thread).I'm using Firefox for 4chan now.
>>4002449Yeah, this has been the case pretty much forever.
>>4002445Chrome is a multiprocess browser, so measuring RAM usage by adding the usage of each individual process won't work.
>>4002445Hmmm I'm not sure, but with Chrome at least you can close a tab and everything is alright.That's something you can't do on Firefox because it crashes.
Firefox pone is the chubbiestBut at least firefox doesn't violate your freedoms
>MLP/g/that's the cue for bedtimestay chill guys
>>4002461>chrome pone gradually merges herself with your skull and brain, directly feeds information to the mothership
Chrome might use more memory than Firefox, but it feels a lot snappier in general, and doesn't freeze up if one tab crashes or hangs on a script.That said, I'm using Firefox for 4chan. (actually, trying Waterfox right now... looks about the same so far... 4chan x and grab and drag even work right out of the box)
>>4002461Please tell me there is chubby art of Firefox pone
>>4002471The reason I'm using Chrome now is because Firefox crashed every few hours for me
>>4002458What do you mean?Unless it somehow shares memory between processes, I don't see why not.
>>4002471Waterfox is firefox but compiled with more optimizations.
When you are ready>>4002485
>>4002464it's better than ML/p/Gor god forbid /m/LPG
>>4002472I am tempted too
>>4002492>6 imagesgoof'd
>>4002480>Unless it somehow shares memory between processesYep. The actual .text and .rdata sections are always going to be copy-on-write, but I believe Chrome also uses shared virtual memory for other things.
>>4002312What if the inside of her urethra was ridged and bumpy like a sex toy?
>>4002478Never had any problems with it crashing in general, and I often keep it open all day with several 4chan threads, and sometimes streams and stuff too.It's only if one of the tabs contain a bad script, or get messed up somehow (like when that spammer was causing the chat on synchtube to crash in Dooks' stream yesterday) that it hangs for a few seconds which is annoying.
>>4002493>we're never M/l/PG
>>4002494you should, you really shouldand talk LK into it too, i think he left to do homework or something boring
>>4002506Megasweet pls goor at least stop being a pedophile
>>4002501Oh my. I'd like that.
>>4002506We need an M/cel/PG.
>>4002506We are sometimes
>>4002514>Lolis>PedophileBut that's wrong
>>4002525Anyone seen any good CMC panty cameltoe art?
>>4002524Not often enough.
>>4002538>pierced wingUNF
Just watched the new episode of gravity falls.>WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THE TIME TRAVELER SERVE HIS SENTENCE SINCE THE FUCKING START MIND FUCKING BLOWN
>>4002578why the fuck did I check the spoilers why
>>4002589its what happens when people "abuse them", you'll never expect them to be used rightboopbeepbop
>>4002589That's why those are Spoilers, you know?
who is the artist of this picture drawing?
>>4002633TheGalen
>>4002362Waterfox starts instantly for me, it took normal Firefox almost 2 seconds.
>>4000272I wonder if anyone in ponyville is actually afraid of them. I mean, they seem like a little bit more than normal pones.
