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NEW HORSE

Old Horse: >>3962116

This thread brought to you by: The Great and Powerful Trixie!
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>trixie thread

NO
I DON'T WANT THAT
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he age of humanity is long past.

The endless conflict continues to march into the vast darkness of space.

Battles rage across the cold void, annihilating planets, moons and asteroids, cosmic obliberation for a purpose long forgotten.

Technology has been captured, assimilated, refined and transformed into brutally efficient, self-replicating mechanisms of war.
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>>3966100
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SECOND GUESS.
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>>3966236
>missed t
dammit
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Alright guys, I went back to the drawing board, drew up some 3deep5u concepts, and I think I like the bottom left most. The classic look is really striking in this style, too.

What about you guys?
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I'd post a Shetland Pony but I fried my motherboard on my main computer and can't be arsed to attach the hard drive till parts come for a new computer.

That being said, just gonna try to tell Horse and Pony facts when sensible.
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>>3966228
Give me the apple.
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>>3966242
Pffft, hahaha, I like you, guy.
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>>3966258
I like the warrior one.
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>>3966269
She's cute.
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>>3966269
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>>3966290
Are you happy now?
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[SOON]
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>>3966283
That was the first idea I had, but I felt like it wasn't what I was looking for.
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>watch everfree NW ponykart stream
>I end up defending Fallout Equestria between panels

this is why I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people
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>>3966318
Why?
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>>3966205
She's not so great & powerful. She's just a little fucking pony that needs her fucking tummy rubbed and ears scratched and hair brushed. I'd teach her some manners.
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>>3966258

Those all look great. Might want to be careful that you don't enter 'edgy' territory with the designs, but right now they should be fine.
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>>3966224
You stop horses from masturbating with anti-viagra or by masturbating them yourself and harvesting the semen.

Keep in mind 90% of the horse industry is women and there's several ways to assist a horse in masturbation.
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>>3966316
I don't understand.
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>>3966324
> defending FOE
from who and why
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why are there ponies in the background
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>>3966361
Jr's running Raisin Quest 4 tonight
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>>3966258
I like "Classic","Warrior" and "Corrupted"
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>>3966366
I was bitching about it but then I cut the convo because it's never worth talking about it.
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>>3966366
it's better to not say
I'm adding stub:no;/foe/i and stub:no;/fallout equestria/i to filters in 4chanX so I don't do it again here
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>>3966347
Wait, people medicate their horses so they can't get it up?

Those all sound like preventative measures. If the horse drops and starts beating against his belly do you just stand back and try not to get splashed?

And are you trying to tell me that horsefucking is part of the industry?
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>>3966327
Well It's a pretty aggressive look, and the full armor seems like something you'd wear if you just want to fuck someone up directly. I wanted her to be more like the show in that she turns into smoke and fades away mysteriously all the time and uses illusions and indirect influence to try and impede the mane cast's progress.
I figured looser, softer clothing would be better for someone who is fading into smoke all the time.

>>3966338
Yeah Nightmare toes the line between dark and edgy, so I used a black canvas to help my ideas come out easier. When she's done in the comic art style it will probably have a different tone to it.
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>>3966374
>Jr's running Raisin Quest 4 tonight
oh god I'm excite
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>>3966258
I like the corrupted one. It emphasizes the "evil jealousy magic" side of her.
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trixie makes me feel feels in my heart and in my penis

is this love
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>>3966376
I have to say, those do really stick out at you with the blue on black.
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>>3966417
seth ples go
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>>3966417
you're not one of those financial-dom fuckers, are you?
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>>3966417
No, it's retardation
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>>3966417
if you think it might be, it is
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plywood
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>>3966417
no you have Hodgkin's lymphoma
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>>3966374
>New Dried Grapes Quest
No fucking way.
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>>3966416
That's definitely something I want to emphasize. I think there will be at least some elements of the corrupted design regardless of what I choose.
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>>3966460
SOON
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>>3966410

Wow, seems like you've put a lot of thought into the designs. Which is good, something that a lot of people don't do whilst drawing
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>>3966435
hot
http://getoutofdebt.org/43576/the-erotic-world-of-financial-domination-and-money-slavery
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>>3966477
God I cant wait to be puzzle murdered into oblivion.
It's been so long.
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guys help I need to fap to scootaloo
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>>3966426
What's the difference between "Forgotten" and "Corrupted"?
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>>3966489
fap away
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I need some mlpg drawfag tumblrs. I just made an account and need to follow some people
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>>3966477
We survived RQ3.
We'll survive this one too.
Never give up hope.
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>>3966406
It very rarely happens that a Stallion gets an opportunity to freely masturbate, so that scenario is unheard of other then the fact that racetracks are very shitty conditions for horses. Haven't learned enough though for the contingency if a horse does reach that point somehow.

And what I'm saying is that tons of women handle horse dicks. I can't stress enough how much of the workforce in horses is ran/done by women. U.S.A., Austrailia, U.K., there's women everywhere.
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>>3966506
Chocolate.
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>>3966477
We've been though something worse than death.

Death is nothing to be feared anymore.
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>>3966506
You gotta go bigger.
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we ded
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You ready to cringe, MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ySblouCKs
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>>3966482
Thanks, with a character like this that has a lot of fans and a defined image I feel like you can't just dump a new look on her and tell people to like it.

>>3966494
The Forgotten was basically taking "corrupted" and wrapping it in the "fade" look. All the crazy of corrupted is there, but with the more smoky look of fade.

Basically, it's Corrupted with a robe and her legs, wings, horn and everything are fading into smoke.
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>>3966551

>will you let her

Yes, whatever she wanted.
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>>3966546
Oh right. Now we're basically The Thing.
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>>3966554

That's not the link to the bronycon stream
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>>3966509
>you will never participate in a water cooler discussion about the relative merits of stallion pleasing
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>>3966546
Leth, you better damn well be there.
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>>3966573
Stone Golem.
Completely different.
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why is my pulse racing

why is my penis erect and throbbing

why do i keep thinking about gently removing those socks and rubbing her sweaty feet all over my face
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why is Raisin Quest such a big deal? from what i've heard it doesn't sound that interesting. same with the waifu quests
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Bow down to the great and powerful trixe!!
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>>3966554
oh god wat
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>>3966613
>same with the waifu quests
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>>3966580
>"I don't know what all the fuss is about. An electrode up the ass and a few volts across the prostate and you're done."
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>>3966554
I don't know anything about lifting, so I have no Idea what's wrong here.
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>>3966608

>removing those socks and rubbing her sweaty feet all over my face

I don't know man, but I thought I was the only one with a sweaty feet fetish.
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>>3966608
are you trying to ruin trixie for other people?
because you really don't need to
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I love everything.
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>>3966613
>tfw Aspirant has single handedly ruined the whole idea of questing
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>>3966567
Even if it was to nuzzle into your crotch and fish your boner out of your boxers with her lips?
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>>3966613
the waifu "quests" don't count as quests
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>>3966566
Well if she's supposed to be a background villain then Forgotten could be a good design to be used.
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>>3966638
which do you like better, the smell or the taste

or the feel of her wiggling toes in your mouth
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>>3966631
>>3966646
>>3966662
He's not saying they're the same AS the waifu quests, he's saying he doesn't see the appeal in either brand.
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>>3966633

This is what a proper deadlift form is like.

What he is doing is pretty much bending your spine and asking for it to snap into pieces.
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>>3966631
>>3966662
alright then, what's the big deal about just Raisin Quest?
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>>3966640
fluttershy plz stay
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>>3966646
Aspirant doesn't count them as proper "quests". He just calls them since it's easuer to remember.
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>>3966673

Ooh man, definitely the smell.

But the taste and feel of her toes in your mouth is very close behind.
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>Valve update
>no more MvM on anything less than a 32 person server
>No more MvM for MLPG server
Well balls.
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>>3966700
It's >fun
And it's ponies during hiatus
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>>3966702
"Interactive dating stories" takes too long to say.
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>>3966700
>fun
Like pic related.
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>>3966646
> >>3966702

He always puts the quest in scare quotes.
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>>3966717
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>>3966700
Well personally, I like solving the mysteries. Things can get pretty heated when a bunch of Anons are arguing amongst themselves about what to do. And unlike in Aspirant's "quests" where they're all arguing over stupid pointless crap that will land them the girl either way half the time, a lot of the decisions made in RQ have DIRE consequences.

It's thrilling.
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>>3966722
Wait, what?
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>>3966725

>That stupid goddamn face
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>>3966664
It does seem better for someone who's always behind the scenes.

So as far as I can see, "Corrupt" and "War" are the general favorites. Thanks guys.
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>>3966725
remove that head and the wings, and you got yourself a boner my friend.
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Luna quest tonight?
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Who runs Barter Town?
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>>3966748
>And unlike in Lucasart's "adventures" where they're all arguing over stupid pointless crap that will advance the story either way half the time, a lot of the decisions made in KQ have DIRE consequences.

>It's thrilling.
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>>3966546
So this quest is going to be Planescape Torment: Filly Edition?
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>>3966801
Saturday.
Or so I've heard.
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G5 looks like this

what do
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>>3966824
I need to play that game...
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>>3966832
Not watch it.
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>>3966832
enjoy the legal drama that would ensue
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>>3966825
Okay.
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>tfw Rasin dies on the first night because of casuals brought in by Aspirant's quests
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>>3966833
You should, it's a great book.
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>>3966849
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>tfw not very many people go to Renne Quest anymore
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>>3966849

>Implying he didn't already email all of the participants that could answer a puzzle
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>>3966832
Masturbate furiously to it.
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>>3966872
>>3966874
>>3966879
Geez, you guys hate Smile that much?
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>>3966849
Oh man imagine the shock and anger when they get their first bad end.
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>>3966849

Fuck, I was going to join in tonight, but now I feel bad if my lack of experience will just ruin it for everyone.
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>>3966873
it doesn't feel very perilous now that Chance is gone
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Any streams going?
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>>3966873
who is Renne?
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>>3966898
All you have to do is think like a detective.
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>>3966908
The Everfree one. Hope you brought Tupperware.
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>>3966849
>"Hey lets just walk right it. It's abandoned right? Nothing bad can happen"
>"Drink the elixir, it might help us get our first date with Scootaloo. Man that would be the must unfable quest ever. Scootaquest."
>"Just lie. What's the worst that could happen?"
>"We dont need that jelly"
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>>3966873
I'm still there.
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Well I'm ready to suggest stupid actions just like last quest

even though no one ever goes for them ;_;
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>>3966917
And have MAJOR determination for certain things, even in the face of certain loss.

Like after pinkie died.
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>>3966929
Link?
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>>3966940
Oh man this means no Pinkie in Rasin 4.0
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>>3966940
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>>3966940
We only survived that situation thanks to you and your plan, if I remember correctly.
>>3966948
We leapt back in time and prevented her death.
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>>3966950
is this traced from a screencap of Scootaloo?
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>>3966948
No, timewarp saved her.
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>>3966940
Pinkie ded? why is Pinkie ded?

i diddnt follow the other quests but they sound interesting
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>>3966929

It's alright now.

I can ignore the awkwardness by looking at the pretty fanart.

>>3966947

http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/everfree.php
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>>3966963
Nah, I think that's 100% original copyright deviantart
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>>3966902
There's still these dudes who haven't moved yet
And Baldwin
And Saffron ;_;
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>>3966973
Yeah. She got crushed to death in front of us.
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>>3966973
Pinkie got crushed by a large stone golem after singing him a birthday song that we suggested.

It was bad.
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>>3966973
She was crushed underneath the hoof of a giant stone pony.
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>>3966717
would you give trixie backstage foot massages after every show
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>>3966994
Oh, so it's a Jewish adventure?
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>>3966849
Oh god. This is a legitimate concern. They have no point of reference for what a quest is other than those terrible waifu quests.
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>>3966986
>>3966994
>>3967005
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>>3967019
And nothing of value was lost!
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>>3966984
>implying they haven't moved yet
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>>3966698
That guy actually looks to be rounding his lower back a bit.
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are there links to this I'd like to get in on it but I want to brush up so i dun fuck anything up
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>>3966984
>And Saffron
sh-shut up!
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>>3967019
She was a regular Pinkie Pancake.
Her body was probably mangled beyond recognition.
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>>3967007

I wouldn't just massage them, I'd clean them with my tongue and bury my nose into her soles.

But uh, yeah I would.
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i just found out there are tons of places to get free baby horses. i just dont know where i would put one.
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>>3967031
>That entire post
Dont bother joining.
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>>3967046
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
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>>3966933
>tfw you took part in RaisinQuest prime
>tfw you argued for the comb
>tfw I'm a liar and no one argued for the comb because, seriously, what the hell would a comb be used for? And then bam, we needed that comb at the end because Junior runs Sierra-difficulty quests.
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>>3967052
>nom
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I participated in the first session of Aspirant's Pinkie "quest", but I didn't participate in any other sessions because I didn't really like the idea of sharing mai waifu with a bunch of other anons.
And I haven't done anything in his other "quests", because I don't have waifu feelings for those pones.

I am primed for Raisin 4.
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>>3967040
I have been busy recently and missing the quest. Please don't tell me she bit the dust ;_;
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>>3967031
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RaisinQuest/RaisinQuest.html
Get reading.
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>>3967063

Sure, I don't see the harm
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I just want to watch.

In the sub?
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>>3967073
That better not be the shit version where Sentenal took out all player commentary.
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>>3967053
lol u mad
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>>3967065
We could have put the comb in our mane and worn it as a hair accesory.
It might have not counted as taking up an inventory space.
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>>3967052
>there are tons of places to get free baby horses
Yeah, because of the horse lobby, it's basically illegal to kill horses in the USA for any other reason than mercy, so horses are really, really cheap these days. It used to be that you could always sell horses to a slaughterhouse, but not anymore. You can't even export them overseas to be slaughtered.

Needless to say, most horse-farmers are pissed.
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>>3967076
Oh man you're new here.
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>>3967067
Same here.
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Yeah, all those posts aren't really convincing me on this "Raisin Quest." You guys sound like you're just a bigger bunch of assholes than the stupid "Waifu Quest" gang.
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>>3967068
She's not ded.
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Shit, so much spaghetti in the stream.
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>>3967089
That's probably the kind of lateral thinking Junior was looking for.
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>>3967067
>Has never done a quest
>Wants to jump into Rasin Horse
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>>3967073

Thanks anon

>>3967053
JUST TRY TO STOP ME NOW ANON
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>>3967098
It's not like we care about you.
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>>3967098
how exactly?
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>>3967080
Nah, it's got the commentary.
...Well, most of it. There are some posts missing.
Like my comment about the history book.
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>>3967052
Ya, there's tons of throwaway/free horses/ponies, even if they're completely fine health wise and personality wise. Horse people are extreme perfectionists.

Getting the horse is the cheapest part though.
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>>3967098
That's nice.
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>>3967112
Sure I have. I'm just talking about Aspirant's stuff.
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>>3967076
Dead horses.
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not dead, but she did end up wearing the other gauntlet and another gem
and we also found a third piece of the armor
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ANYONE HAVE ANYMORE TUPPERWARE? MY TUPPER TRUCK IS FULL.

Dat Granny Applesmith. Is it possible for old women to produce spaghetti?
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>>3967124
Kinda like a boat
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>>3967145
Ah so she's just getting closer to going full crazyarmorgodmodo
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>there is a equine chiropractor school near me
>the average salary of horse massager is $66k at $32 per hour
>no previous education required

hmmmm, that sounds pretty decent to me.
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>>3967170
Do you ge- I mean
Do you have to jerk off the horses, too?
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>>3967098
So what? We don't want you fucking up our story.
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Do you believe that any member of the main six, or any of the inhabitants of Ponyville could handle Binky the wonder horse?
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>tfw jerking off after lifting
it's the best thing ever
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>>3967098
Same. It doesn't sound very interesting and I don't know why so many people are so crazy about it. Just like the waifu quests.
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>Lots of new, young, innocent and inexperienced questers flocking to Rasin Quest
>Jr's face when getting ready to murder everyone
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>>3967170
>>3967177
Horse Message is EXTREMELY trendy at the moment. Every Instructor (including vets and doctors) say its completely useless but they still have classes for it at the colleges.

No one knows if the profession will hold in the long term but you never know with rich white women.
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>>3967195
I do around 60 minutes of intense cardio a day. Is that worse than lifting?
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>>3967195
jerking off after working out is amazing
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>>3967195

>Tfw jerking off to sweaty pony after lifting and smelling own sweat to simulate

It's the most shameful thing
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>>3967150

Holy fuck, I had to mute the stream.

You know that that Flim thought he was the shit.
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>>3967213
Is Raisin quest on again then?
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>>3967219
>Not alternating lifting and cardio every other day
Also lifting is better for burning fat.
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>>3967219

It's great for your heart and for many other things, but it won't do what lifting + cardio will do.
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>>3967231
Where've you been for this whole thread?
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>>3967052
Daww. Adorable horses.
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>>3967161
no
yes ;_;
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>>3967231
Tonight, it seems.
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>>3966873
I would, but fukken murrican timezone, I'm tellin' ya
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>>3967213
>Jrs face when stealing the innocence of all the new questers Aspirant brought in
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GOOD NEWS
YOU GET TO LIVE IN EQUESTRIA

BAD NEWS
YOU'RE THE NEW DEATH OF EQUESTRIA HAVE TO GO AROUND AND REAP THE SOULS OF THE DYING FOR ALL ETERNITY
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>>3967240

>Fat girl asks me how to look good and burn fat and says that jogging isn't doing it
>Tell her to lift weights
>"I don't want to turn into a she-hulk"
>Explain to her everything wrong with what she just said
>"Yeah, thanks anyway anon. I'll just stick to jogging"
>mfw
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>>3966646
>>3966748
>>3966646
>>3967015


Ow.
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>>3967267
I will fulfill my duties.
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>>3967267
Fine by me.
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>>3967262
>Junior's face when they request a do-over when there are no do-overs left
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>>3967228
how is that shameful?
I don't normally jerk it to pones, but I want to try that now.
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>>3967246
Around, gosh, it seems like I didn't pay attention.
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>all these Aspirant haters out of knowhere
the fuck?
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What's it like to have someone fuck your ass?
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>>3967280
Alternately.
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>>3967290

Not as good as it sounds. Nor does it feel good to fuck someone in the ass.

Oral is a lot better.
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>>3967272
>Start of university, get a job working at an on campus coffee place
>Every day these girls come get the most sugar laden frappuccino and shit with coffee cake every morning
>See most of them drinking soda with lunch and dinner
>Spend the semester watching them get fat and wonder why
>"I just dont get it. I'm eating like nothing."
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>>3967290
It's pretty gay unless you're a girl. Then it's cool
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>>3967290
>What's it like to have someone fuck your ass?
>
like you're pooping but it never ends and it comes back in real fast
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>>3967286
People taking the piss for the hell of it.
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>>3967304
do ho ho ho im fucking plying right there.

I think the opposite is true.
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>>3967304
Does it feel good to fuck a girl in the ass?
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>>3967092
They reopened/are reopening the slaughterhouses in the U.S. Environmentalists are super pissed off about it but the horse industry is super happy.
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Would you help a pone conquer their estrus through intense meditation and strengthening of their willpower?
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>>3967272
>lazy fat chick afraid of getting in too good a shape

I don't think that's very likely, girl.
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>>3967274
Hey, come on, don't be like that...
I like both.
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>>3967309
>Spend the semester watching them get fat
o-oh my...
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>>3967280
>Jr's face when Aspirant questers experience their first real bad end as their favorite pony is ripped to pieces because of their idea
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>>3967290
It doesn't feel good... But it does. I enjoy it a lot, but I reckon it's 75% in my head.
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>>3967322

Fuck if I know. I just know guy ass don't feel too fantastic.

>>3967318

Everyone likes different things.
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>>3967339
is it chubby pony time?
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Guys...
I'm thinking about
BUYING
the infinity workout.

I'm not really trying to get FIT (don't want to end up a cock sucking homo like the rest of them) I'm just trying to remain stable
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>>3967327

That picture is still the hottest thing to come out of this fandom yet.

And I'm not a girl.
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>>3967327
I am strangely aroused by these extremely muscular pones. Help.
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>>3967341
Maybe it will inspire them to knuckle under for the two lives we'll have left.
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>>3967290
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/what-it-feels-like-to-get-fucked-in-the-ass/
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>>3967349
infinity? you mean insanity?
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>>3967272
I hate when people think that the minute they pick up a barbell they are going to turn into the fucking hulk.
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>>3967341
>tfw I'm so "serious" in LunaQuest because I remember Junior's Bad Ends resulted in us either running into a cockatrice, falling off a cliff, or being melted into goo
And people still rag on me for trying to avoid Bad Ends in that thing. He said they were possible.
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>>3967349

The fuck is the infinity workout? That sounds like a bullshit gimmick.
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>>3967360
Oh yes, oops.
My mistake.
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>>3967327
I find the contrast between an extremaly plain and simple pony head and superdetailed muscles hilarious as fuck
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>>3967309
I was always fat.
BUT I haven't gained a pound since I was 17 and I take schadenfreude in seeing my old friends gain a lot of weight.
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Hey gayfags/bifags, is it easier for you guys to get laid than it is for us heterofags?
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>>3967366
0/10 not even mad Red player is a nigger.
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>>3967366
They seem to be "possible" in the same sense that a bad end in Pinkie Quest was "possible."
You had to be actively pursuing a Bad End in order to get it.
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>>3967366
Aspirant is too soft to do anything like that.
Aspirant if you're here, you'd better man the fuck up with your waifuquest. I want your questers in tears.
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>>3967361
its because they dont undersantd how the human metabolism works
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So what's with all the sudden Aspirant hate? People aren't being serious right?
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>>3967286
The hate flavor of the week is Aspirant.
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>>3967348
Is it chubby pone bellybutton fucking time?
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>>3967286
>implying they're haters
Lighten up, anon.
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>>3967406
would you let your favorite pony shrink you down and stick you in her bellybutton?
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>>3967393
I still find that funny.
And it's funny how a few bad rolls suddenly make you worse than Satan and Hitler combined.
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>>3967402
>wetaw2.jpg

Jesus no.
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>>3967286
Who said I don't like Aspirant?
His quest-type things are fun, to be sure. Raisin Quest is just a lot more perilous than his quests are, and there's fear that questers who are only used to Aspirant's quests won't be prepared for that.
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>>3967366
There are no bad ends in Lunaquest you faggot.
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>>3967397
>Oh man someone insulted the honor of the man who runs my favorite casual tier dating simulation, I must defend his honor through the internet!
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>>3967397
I'll tell you to lighten up too. It's not very serious and I'm pretty sure Aspirant has thicker skin than TAW
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I think Glitter Glue took the money and ran.
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I find it funny how no one's mentioned the Lyra Anon quest.
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acknowledge this post
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>>3967416
>Belly buttons usually smell fucking disgusting
No thanks bro
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>>3967402
>One thread where people say they dont like how Aspirant calls his things Quests
>Must be the hate flavor of the week
Jesus people like you make the world awful.
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>>3967309
>tfw been on a workout routine for the better part of a year now
>Diddnt seem to notice much of a difference in my appearance.
>look at a picture taken the day before i started
holy shit fuck im a different person.
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>>3967436
I can't blame him
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>>3967438
Fluffy Pony general pls
pls

Take your sadism elsewhere
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>>3967430
There are plenty. Just as there are plenty of Endings that aren't necessarily Good ones.
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>>3967416
No, but I'd go balls deep into her pudgy gut as her massive futacock slaps against my balls and makes her big belly jiggle and slosh.
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>>3967449
>Shitty greentext vomit all over the thread
>A quest
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>>3967430
I really want Aspirant to pull something devastating out of nowhere. That would be incredible.
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>>3967449
I didn't read Lyra Quest.
It never really caught my attention.
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...I just.

No.

Just no.
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DID YOU KNOW

The #1 contributor to losing weight is anal sex.
The more anal sex you have the more weight you lose

NOTE - This only applies to people whose asses are being fucked, not to the people doing the fucking
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>>3967396
I always make a point to educate skinny people when they say "I eat a lot and don't get fat, I just have a fast metabolism"
I'm skinny and for a while people actually made me think I had a fast metabolism (I thought I ate a lot) but then I realized what eating a lot really means.
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>>3967416
oh boy, do I have to take out the old greentexts
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Your favorite pony just got home from her Friday shift at her ponejob, kicked off her horseshoes, and rang in the weekend with a nice little toot
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>>3967290
Actually, anal sex always feel strange. It’s hard to explain but the whole thing just feels wrong. I don’t mean that in a moralistic or bad way. I mean, it just literally feels unnatural because you’re using an exit as an entrance.
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>>3967438
I wonder why no one seems to mention how quickly you would suffocate inside someone's belly with vore.
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>>3967505
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF
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>>3967466
When people talk about belly button fucking, I rub my stomach in pain.
Just like when I see nipple-fucking hentai. Sympathetic pain.
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>>3967505
Because sadism

Seriously only the most sadistic of people get off at the thought of people being eaten alive
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>>3967453
Would you clear her bellybutton first? You don't even need to enter later, just thoroughly clean it.
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>>3967502
Don't you enjoy breaking the rules and going the wrong way down a one-way street, knowing there will be no repercussions for your deliciously secret crime?
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>>3967497
i am getting a vibe from you that you are a pedophile.
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>>3967527
Couldn't be more off. I'm probably the only poster here that ISN'T a pedophile.
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>>3967502
having a dick in the ass feels good except for the part where it feels like you have to take a massive shit during. i am not gay.
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>>3967518
Well, there's supposed to be "soft" vore where the victim just goes inside someone's stomach and isn't digested.
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>>3967519
>tfw taking a shower with pone
>tfw sitting on the floor of the tub with her in your lap
>tfw she giggles as you run your soapy hands through her coat and wiggle the tip of your finger in her bellybutton
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>>3967497
I hope she relaxes after that long arduous by setting her plump sweaty butt right over my face.
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>>3967386

Yes, but I also lost my virginity to a girl.

I've had guy FWBs since junior year of highschool.
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>>3967486
I don't see the problem.
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decided to just animate the telefrag comic since it's rather short. beside twilight telerfragging herself in motion is pretty silly.
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>>3967486
FUCK WHO THE HLELL IS SUPPOSED SHE TO BE

SHE HAS CELESTIAS CUITE MARKS BUT LUNADS MANES AND TAIL AND INSIGNIAS WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3967556
yeah, I don't see many girls going for the whole FWB thing
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>>3967568
the fuck are you talking about nigger
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>just switched to firefox from chome

how do i make it so pressing tab takes me to the top of the page in firefox? its they only annoying thing from switching so far.
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>>3967582
>>3967562
>CartoonLion
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>>3967585

The girls that do it are legitimately sluts.

That's how I lost it, I was 14 and lost it to a 17 year old girl that was dumber than I was. I'm still worried about AIDS suddenly racking my body.
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>>3967568
did you finish that thing with rumble and where can i find it if you did?
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How do you tell your conservative christian parents that you're gay?
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>tfw CL ruined fluttershy being futa forever
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>>3967634
With a ladder, a tree, and some rope.
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>>3967386
I bet it is easy if you live in a sufficiently large city that have places where LGBT people can go. I live in a small city so no gay action 4 me. I'm to pussy to come out publicly.
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>>3967596
wanted to do more sfw stuff for a change so i came up with a comic idea.

tldr twilight goes back in time to fix something but the warp location is the same spot shes standing in the past so she warps and kills herself by accident.

>>3967625
http://tiarawhy.tumblr.com/post/28837968921/new-comic-rumble-cloud-no-more-sad-comics-too
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>>3967634
how do you tell to your catholic family that you are an atheist?
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>>3967618
I don't see what the big deal is.

The pic is fine.
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>>3967614
Use "Page Up"
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>>3967652
>"I'm atheist."
>"Oh, well."

That's how it went for me.
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>>3967618
hahaha, oh wow. i thought "it kinda looks like a dog" and i didn't know it was cartoonlion until you said it.
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>>3967497
would you let her give you a ponejob
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>>3967624
That's not entirely true.
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>>3967668
i dont think it would go that smooth with my case...
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>>3967640
you know, cl started futashy
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>>3967614
Install Pentadactyl and use gg
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>>3967548
She could watch tv or read a book while I thoroughly lick all over and around her fat twitching pucker, cleaning away the built up layer of tangy ass sweat mixed in with the sweet stream of nectar dripping from her marehood.
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>talking to your family about politics or religion

I shut that shit down before it starts.
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>>3967679

I've only known two girls to go for the FWB deal, and they were sluts.
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>>3967657
thats on the other side of the fucking keyboard, shit is not convenient to use.
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>>3967701
More please.
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MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
WHOSE IS THE WORST PONY OF THEM ALL
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>>3967436
I don't think so, he's been doing pretty good with keeping up the quest updates, and shit so far, it seems.

I don't really care if he "deserved" the money or not, but it's good he got it when he needed it most. I hope he finds some kind of job or source of income soon because if it reaches a third time, some people might think he's scamming them or whatever.
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>>3967683
>"Mum... Dad... I've decided I'm an Atheist."
>"Finally, thank fuck that's over with."
>"W-what?"
>"So are we, we just didn't want to say anything so you could decide for yourself."
I'm still not sure if they left all that Dawkins and such lying around for me to find intentionally or not.
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>>3967742

Twist
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>>3967702
>talking to anybody about politics or religion
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>>3967742
Aspirant
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>>3967711
I knew one.
It's a long story, but we basically decided to have a little fun during the summer between graduation and going to college.
We never actually had full-on sex, because she didn't feel ready for it yet. But there was lots of petting and a couple of awkward blowjobs.
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>>3967725
you lazy cunt. why don't you get some program that can detect audio patterns, so that you can clap whenever you want to get to the top of th page?
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>>3967711
I had a guy FWB once the benefit was fucking his wife. Yes, she was a slut.
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>>3967742
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>>3967762
>Americlaps
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>>3967614
Use end and home keys
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>>3967742
2.3autism
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>>3967796
Who the fuck is 2.3?
Twilight Sparkle?
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>>3967773
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>>3967747
Once is happenstance.
Twice is coincidence.
Three times is enemy action.
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>>3967773
>that's the joke
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>>3967758

>The blowjob doesn't feel good but she's so into it and you don't want to hurt her feelings

Oh god that feel
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>>3967093
Excellent observation.
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>Having sexual encounters with people.
Go back to reddit, you furry weeaboo brony autistic casual ableists.
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>>3967824
Which pony gives enthusiastic but ultimately unsatisfying blowjobs?
>>
we ded
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>>3967864
Fluttershy.

Alternatively, Rainbow Dash.
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Which pony looks up to hitler the most?
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>>3967864
Pinkie Pie or Twilight Sparkle a la sleepover.
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So are Furry Conventions really just excuses to have massive orgies and fursuits are more to hide peoples identity's than to pretend you're actually an animal?
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>>3967864
This one
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>>3967864
Twilight. She's spent days reading up on what to do but still has no clue.
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>>3967824
>You try returning the favor
>Oh dear god you had no idea it would taste like THAT
>But it's driving her wild, so you don't want to stop
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>>3967864

Seriously?

Fluttershy. The only answer could be fluttershy.

>2.3
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>>3967877
Rainbow Dash
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>>3967864
I bet Rarity.

Like she'd want one of those 'things' anywhere near her mouth
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season 3 news?
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>>3967882

No, at least not Anthrocon.

I mean fursuit sex DOES happen, but it's hidden behind the doors of the con hotels.
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>>3967903
>Implying a proper lady doesn't know how to take care of her man
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>>3967888

I liked the taste and the smell, it just took getting used to.

And you have to get used to it again every time you come up for air.
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>>3967654
Link to tumblr?
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>>3967882
>implying people fuck in fursuits
Do you have any idea how expansive those things are?
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>>3967882
is everyone pretending to have ponysex at this everfree thing?
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>tfw starting an indoor garden
>tfw decide to sprout some beans on a lark
>tfw one of them gets fuckhuge overnight
I feel like an earth pony
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>>3967903
>Thinking that "posh" people can't be kinky
Oh son
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>>3967877
blue pone but only on accident
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>>3967933

>Implying I don't have several videos of people fucking in fursuits
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>>3967933
Not what I meant. I meant that they wear the fursuits so that they can sneak somewhere, take off the suits, fuck, then sneak away so nobody knows you fucked that other person in the suit.
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>>3967877
Granny Smith.
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>>3967947
posh girls tend to be kinkier actually. For a variety of reasons
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>>3967436
>I think Glitter Glue took the money and ran.
I did
luckily I brought my computer with me
it's heavy but worth it
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>>3967944
>But where are the apples anon?
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LET'S JET OUT WE'LL CRUISE AT HYPERSPEED I GOT THE BEAT I GOT THE BEAT AND THAT'S ALL WE NEED
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>>3967932
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>>3967858
what if I've never had one, but I'm really curious about it?
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>>3967961

No, that doesn't happen.
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does applejack's hat have special powers
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>Does Nightshade have any personality outside of "Emo Twilight Pallet Swap"?
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>>3967701
Other than an occasional gasp interspersed between strings of soft moans, she doesn't acknowledge your existence. On days like these, all you are to her is a cozy seat that cleans her sweaty smelly rump. Very often you double your usefulness by trapping and breathing in any farts she has stored up, effectively ensuring that she won't have to bother with the awful smell.
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>>3967877
Celestia
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>>3967982
Who?
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>>3967981
Yes it makes ponies wearing them 20% cuter
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>>3967961

I don't know.

I do know that a convention was banned from returning after a furry gave another one a handjob.

Which was pretty hilarious.
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>>3967981
It converts every pony who uses it in a boring machine
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>>3967877
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>>3967973
apples need cold. cherries too, I wanted cherry trees but fuck, not in texas. pecan trees will do
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>>3967944
>feeling like earthy scum
I feel sorry for you anon
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>>3967996

*one a handjob in the carpark, on some random person's car
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>>3967972
Is today one of your Questing Days, GG? Or are you free to do what you like?
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>>3968009
>I wanted cherry trees but fuck
Jubilee is your favorite pony?
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>>3967925
I couldn't last very long before having to stop...
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>>3967986
Keep going more farts.
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>>3967978
You're just an ableist.
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What would it take to make you break and yield to YHWH?
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I would a Jenny
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>>3968021
I update both quests every weekday
so yes
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>>3968027

Honestly, it was my favorite part.

Fucking with a condom just isn't as satisfying as eating her out and then masturbating to the thought later.
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>>3967877
I reckon Rarity would be a Nazi if only for those spiffing outfits.

Dash would get hard on for all the parades and the hierarchy.
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>>3968051
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT GLITTER GLUE
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>>3968058
>nazi outfit
>spiffing
Sure edgy teen is here.
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The animated musical is a dead genre. Can you name the last good animated musical released in the past 5 years? Hard Mode : No Tangled or Princess and the Frog
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>>3968061
Nan cosplay
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>>3968072

hurr durr
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>>3968039
an ass like this
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>>3968054
That's the weird part. It was my favorite part too.
I loved seeing her writhing around and gasping for air and telling me about how soft it felt. I would have kept going forever if I could.
But my god, that taste...
Maybe some of it was shaving cream. She had shaved the night before. On the plus side, she was smooth as a baby's bottom.
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>>3968011

but earth ponies are best ponies
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>>3968072
They were pretty spiffing.
Genocide is bad.
But the outfits were good. And some pretty funny cartoons got produced out of the whole affair.
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>>3968082
>>3968089
>It's Sparkler
Carry on.
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>>3968024
yeah sure. they just came in season too, sucking on a cherry pit right now
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>>3968075
Does Prince of Egypt and Road to El Dorado count?
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>>3968094
>>3968089
Hugo Boss was a good designer of clothes nigga
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>Rasin Quest starting up again tonight.

Boy did I pick a lousy day to start or what? I kid, should be an exciting night all around. I really like Rasin and how she's aspired to grapeness
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>>3967877
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>>3968072
>implying they diddnt have great looking uniforms
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>>3968039
What the fuck is YHWH?
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>>3968098
Those came out almost fifteen years ago.
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>>3968098
They weren't released within the last five years though. Were they? I forget.
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>>3968094
Sparkler is ded, anon
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>>3968098
I said the past 5 years.
Those were both made over a Decade ago.
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>>3968072
>>3968072
>He doesn't know Hugo Boss
Are you 12 or American?
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>>3968051
>>3968079
She's cute.
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>>3968108
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Anything interesting happen at EFNW yet?
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>>3968108
I'LL BE IN BOTH!
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>>3968121
>Implying that change anything
Go write your edgy fics faggot.
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>>3968128
Beat me. I know Griffin must be there and maybe skipsy.
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>Friendship is Witchcraft drew a bigger crowd than the musicians

Damn, that's slightly depressing
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>>3968114
>>3968115
>>3968119
Oh. ;_;

Does FIM count?
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>>3968079

I should get around to reading that someday
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So, who's cautiously optimistic for K-On the Tumblr?
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>>3968135
Both, Griffin and Jenny look really nervous but they are doing a good job.

The panel is really funny so far.
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>>3968128
oh shit i forgot it starts today. is there livestreams anywhere.
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>>3968075
>Can you name the last good animated musical released in the past 5 years? Hard Mode : No Tangled or Princess and the Frog
Why can't we name those?
It's like "Name a post-apocalyptic open world RPG made by Bethesda. Hardmode: No Fallout 3".
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>>3968153
I, FUCKING, AM!

So fucking excited about this.
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>>3968159

http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/everfree.php

FiW panal
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>>3968157
Jennys cute, huh?
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>>3968162
Name a slut.
Hard mode: Not Rarity or your mom.
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>>3968176
I would, hard.
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>>3968085

The aftertaste was terrible, and I had to excuse myself to brush my teeth and wipe down my shitty soul patch that I thought looked good. And mine only trimmed, that's why I like bushes today.

But yeah man, when her thighs squeeze your head and she gasps? Best feeling in the world.
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>>3968153
I'll give it a shot. Though Rarity's face bothers the fuck out of me.
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>>3968094
>>3968134
Sparkler was not the first nor is he the only one who spends a few seconds making up a filename for the images saved. Please stop being a retard.
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>>3968153
the art is cute but i am not getting my hopes up. every time MS does a tumblr her updates it every 3 months.
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>>3968153
>pictures. about music.
>pedosweet.

no.
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>>3968128
Who cares?

We can't play Where's Nathan, so what's the point in watching?
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>Hi MLPG

what the fuck
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>>3968196
this, holy shit
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MLPG just got a shoutout in the FiW panel.

So, yeah.
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>>3968202
Indeed.
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>>3968202
Pretty much this he spend too much time drawing porn.
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Which pony would eat the dinner you prepared for them and thank you with a hearty belch?
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Hi Griffin!
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>>3968176
I don't know, that picture of her an Nathan really knocked her down a few pegs.
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AW SHIT WE FAMOUS
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>>3968202
>tfw Ask Smartybelle will never update again
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inb4 brony influx
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>>3968232
probably Applejack
or Dash
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IS THIS MLPG? I JUST SAW ON THE STREAM THAT THE FRIENDSHIP IS WITCHCRAFT CAST TALKED ABOUT YOU.
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>>3968239

CAN WE GET THE BRONY BUX NOW?
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>>3968228
>>3968213
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Well MLPG I have to say I'm somewhat proud that you've managed not to dissolve into a cacophony of infantile whining because of Everfree.
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>>3968213
>>3968228
Just a random "Hey there"?

CONTEXT, MAN!
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>>3968232

AJ, maybe Dash.

I wish Fluttershy, but it's just not her.
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>>3968239
>>3968252
what happened?
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>>3968237
don't let an ugly person standing next to a pretty girl affect your opinions
iv'e met jenny. she's lovely.
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>>3968228
Wait, what?
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>>3968232
AJ Dash or AB
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>>3968260

It. Begins.
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>>3968270
>>3968266
It was a shoutout to the Skype group.
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>>3968271
So have I, she wanted a picture taken with me.
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Oh? This is the thread where all the Pony Thread Simulator stuff comes from? No wonder FiW gave you guys a shout out.

Bronies represent!
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>>3968260
No, were not in
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>>3968281
false nigga to MLPG
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WELCOME TO MLPG
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>>3968267
I guess you could say she just have it in her!
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>>3968281
they're the ones who got Leth and Rose to do voices right?
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>>3968266

Some guy said 'U wot mate' in the Q&A panel. The FiW guy replied saying that it was an injoke and proceeded to say Hi to a skype group and MLPG.
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>>3968299
Yeah that's about how I'm feeling right now.
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>>3968306
Yeah.

And not only they worked there, also Tiara, NTSTS and Cosmo.
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>>3968306
and Cosmo too yeah
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>>3968267
>"Oh, thank you for the dinner anon. It was just lovely!"
>any time Fluttershy, I'm glad you enjoyed it
>"Oh my yes, the salad was particularly goOOOAAAAAGH"
>"excuse me"
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>>3968306
wait what leth and rose do voicework for fiw?
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>>3967986
You used to hate the smell and you still find it hard to breath in that thick dizzying stench but she's made you her bitch. Every time she feels another one coming she tenses up and grunts until her sphincter looses a sputtering wave of hot noxious fumes right in your open mouth. Her round squishy butt cheeks seal your face in a stinky hotbox, forcing you to directly inhale the gas. She pays you no mind as you choke through her butt perfume, silently enjoying your struggles. Your eyes are watering from the rancid fog but you fight through it to finish your job as her personal ass cleanser/fart inhaler.
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>>3968345
Nathan apparently got an offer to audition.
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>>3968315
Is the Skype group a secret or something?
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>>3968367
more like "for important people"
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>Brony United Kingdom Convention
>They abbreviated it to BUCK
What?
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>>3968349
wow, i did not know fluttershy was such a vulgar pony
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>>3968367
Pfft, no, anybody who really wants to is free to join. You can just ask. I was there for a little bit. It's fun, but ultimately a little too distracting for me.
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>>3968349
Rarity pls go gon.
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>>3968345
yeah they were credited episode six
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>>3968380
because horse puns are magic
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>>3968379
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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>>3968345
It was a very small part.
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>>3968349

>Go to take off pants to fap to this
>They're already off
>And my dick is already out

Well shit

don't stop, apparently my body can tell the future and it looks good.
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Whats the most fresh innjoke in MLPG?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3U_PbbjMJk

This song always makes me think of Glitter Glue
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>>3968404
>fresh

Can't think of any.
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>>3968404
WUB NUB WUB NUB BA BA BA MICKA MICKA HOO HOO
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>>3968315
>u wot mate
>injoke
Where I live people actually talk like that.
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>>3968395

There are no small parts, only small actors
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Hey Sentenal, do you still have that .rar of Smile's gifs?
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>>3968345
>tfw you were offered a chance to take part and missed it
>tfw you miss everything fun
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>>3968406
Why?
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>>3968422
u wot m8?
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>>3968404
I would say the whole 'ponies are sexy' thing
>>
Wot
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>>3968439
Cause I expect Glitter Glue to die broken and alone in a junkyard, thinking of his past and reflecting on his worthless existence
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>>3968448
Oi!
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>>3968385
I've never seen anyone asking anon if they want to join
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>>3968462
U startin' mate?
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We've been referenced in popular culture? Shit. Time to be as offensive as possible to drive everyone away.

So erm, niggers.
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>>3968430
>tfw even if you were offered a part, you wouldn't be able to take it because you don't have a quiet area of your home, your mic sucks, and you live with other people, wihch means the amount of time you'd have to do any recording, barring the other conditions, would be minimal at best.
Then again, I'm vaguely comfortable in my status as a non-entity.
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>>3968456

That's . . . nice.
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>>3968456
But he'll be remembered and beloved by hundreds of people.
And that makes him very rich.
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>>3968456

Good job dickface, your edginess was so sharp it killed Spike Speigal.

I hope you're happy!
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>>3968404
The 10 seconds flat joke is 20% fresher than any other MLPG injoke
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it is happening right now. brones in the chat will wonder what MLPG is. someone will tell them, show them the locators, the archive, the sub, everything. myriads of postings and reblogs of "OMFG i found this lik so randum place check it out XDDDDD". this is the calm before the storm guys. tonight's sunset is the last MLPG will see.
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>>3968471
What? Did I miss something?
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>>3968404
Ever here how Fluttershy can always find the most fresh vegies at the market? It's uncanny.
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>>3968471

>Galacon
>Popular culture

u wot m8
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>>3968482
ERF
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>>3968471
I really doubt we'll get an influx just because someone shouted out to "us"
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Its official. Rarity is best pony.
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>>3968471
This is a christian image board, sir, cease your hateful speech before I report you to the proper authorities.
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>>3968464
We don't actively go around 'recruiting' people. If somebody asks then sure, okay, come aboard. Last guy we got in was Apple btw
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>>3968480
>Us bronies, eh
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>>3968495
Conrad pls

pls
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>>3968456

>Dieing in a junkyard
>Not dieing from disease in a apartment with no heating
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>>3968482
Everyone knows this shit started on /co/.
And that's not what the /co/ threads were like.
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>>3968482
Yeahhuh.
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>>3968349
unf
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>>3968478
I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm being serious.
His poor financial state indicates that his most likely ending to me.

In desperation for money, he'll take a job he shouldn't have taken and end up broken and busted and left to die in a Junkyard
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>>3968482

Can we please stop with this bullshit ?
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>>3968456
Oh
I would have guessed it was because of the BLT bent I kicked off on /b/ some years back, the parody stuff I did of it, or the Worthless thread I made out of drawhores
What a great movie, what a great song
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>FiW hates Twist

God damn mother fuckers.
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>>3968513
What kind of reaction is that?
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>Bad mouthing Twist

Welp, they can go fuck themselves.
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>>3968328
Would you put herbs in her salad that you knew would leave her unable to control her gas, belching and farting nearly non-stop all night?
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>>3968511
Most people seem to think that its from /b/ actually.
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Oh snap Twist got hammered.
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>>3968529
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>>3968527
>>3968532
she's an annoying shitty pony
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>>3968527
>>3968532
>>>/ponychan/
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>>3968538
Fuck Twist
>>
t-take that Twist
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>>3968533
yes
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Did something happen at Galacon? I was watching Robot Jox instead.
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>>3968527
>>3968532
>hate Twist
>like Max Gilardi

I'm very upset right now
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>>3968546
Leth, pls

pls
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THIS IS NOW A MURRIKA THREAD

EITHER NUT UP OR SHUT UP, FAGETS
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>>3968533
yes i would, I would also massage her wings so she could not hold anything back
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>>3968562
oh shit, that's some nostalgia right there.
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>>3968523
Oh well, yes I guess those come to mind as well, but at more forethought is always a picture of you on a conveyer belt, your limbs broken and distorted, blood slowly draining from your body, your eyes glossed over as you are slowly brought to the crusher.
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>>3968533
>>3968555

Imagining two people whispering these things to eachother is the funniest shit, you don't even know.

I read all spoilertext in whispers. It's so fucking great.

Even when I'm trying to fap to it
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>20% Cooler is Military slang

There is no hope for USA.
>>
what and where are you watching this thing?
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>>3968534
Do people really think stuff still comes from /b/?
I mean people outside of /b/.
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>slam on the impromptu, nail-graiting-against-chalkboard group singing at cons
FiW is best thing to come from the fandom.
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>>3968548
>>3968549
>>3968551
>implying
Come on, she squeaks when she walks. That's adorable.
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>>3968495
I will not stop f-fag. That's right. I went there.
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>>3968581
But seriously what drama did I miss? Some kind of shoutout?
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>>3968523
>responding to trolls again
GG...
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>>3968593

http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/everfree.php
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>>3968593
Everfree Northwest

http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/everfree.php
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>>3968534
Well the whole brony thing and rapid spread like cancer came from fags taking it to /b/. Of course there were other communities (mostly ones that already were MLP fansites beforehand. Also Goons.) but that's the biggest contribution to the spread.

I bet who ever did that in the first place is real fucking proud of themselves.
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>>3968585
holy shit anon, you got me doing it now
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>>3968585
Oh, fuck, I just giggled girlishly.
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>"let me go honey, I need to go to work"
>"please Anon, just five more minutes"
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>>3968523
>the Worthless thread I made out of drawhores
What's this now?
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KUNHYHE CHAN I THAHLK TO YHOU FO A MINUHUTE?
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>browsing /furi/
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>>3968582

I dunno, going out the same way as the Terminator isn't that bad a way to go.
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>>3968597
I actually haven't seen FiW. Is it good?
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>Jenny's voices

unf
>>
Hey guys, I wanted tell something really important to you all: Ponka is best pono
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>>3968599
I would and I don't even give a fuck.
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>>3968601

Nothing much. A guy in the FiW panel very briefly mentioned MLPG.
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>>3968523
How does it feel to have such creative past?
I mean... years of creating characters and their personality, worlds and overally everything you've done.

How does that feel? Do you regret doing something? Even further do you regret not doing something or leaving something behind, unfinished or just broken.
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>>3968555
I bet she'd try to escape in embarrasment.

>"D-don't BRROOAAAAGGGHHHPP look at me! FFFFFPPPTTHHHRRRRRRTTT"
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it's okay not to be part of the group elsewhere, I've been here since the beginning talking about the show and ponysex but never offsite or any kind of chat, only in the general
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>>3968611
>that one Anon who made that first post in /b/
Someday I will travel back in time, and I will kill that man.
I can only hope that he will understand that it's for the best.
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Here MLPG, is this worth Inking? Or should I just keep sketching?
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>>3968658
then i would hold her down and tickle her
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>>3968648
A-whuuuuh?
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>>3968631
Its a pretty enjoyable, if you like abridged series style humor
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>>3968648
They had "that" nathan picture in one of the FiM episodes, so it's not really surprising
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>>3968683
It reminds me to that Scootalong pic
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>>3968683
It looks like a Lil Miss Jay drawing, no offense.
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>>3968683
Try sketching with a No.2 pencile and notebook/printer paper.
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>>3968683

I think her back leg joint things need to be a little higher
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>>3968692
That picture's world-famous, though.
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>>3968631
no
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>>3968686
>>3968315
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>>3968683
Too long and thin. Pone should be shorter lengthwise and possibly fatter
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>>3968611
>>3968682
Yes, it spread to /b/ but that's typical of 4chan cultures.

They start on a board, spread to /b/ and eventually make their way out slowly across the internet.

It was the bans in February 2011 that really accelerated this process and spewed bronies out across the internet prematurely and resulted in the awful community that now exists.
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>>3968631
It's pretty good.

Episodes 4 and 5 are still the best in my mind.
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>>3968683
I don't know what do you mean by inking. Line seems to be pretty solid already. Then sketching should be just something to aim your ink lines. You are currently somewhere between and... I don't know if "keep sketching" wouldn't just make those lines even more shattered.

It's not bad... you are doing pretty well actually. Thing is there are some anatomy glitches that makes her look long. I like really like the face and head with mane.
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>>3968692
Funny thing was, that Griffin actually had no idea about 'nathan' when he used that face. It was just supposed to be a generic brony from one of the infamous group shots. They just happened to pick that particular face.
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oh my god fuck you guys
>>3968598
in fucking deed
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>>3968732
Episode 4 masterrace.

Yeah.
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>>3968732
'Interesting plot, twist' was a high-tier pun
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>>3968721
Speaking of which, was it really /b/ day that caused the yahoo/obama comments to be in the state they are today? Someone said they were related.
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>>3968721

Bronies are no better or worse than any fandom that has been or will be.
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>>3968732
I watched them all and only enjoyed one. I find that the FimFlamProductions abriged is much better.
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>>3968721
>that one mod who got butthurt at ponies and banned everyone
Someday I will travel back in time, and I will kill that man.
I can only hope that he will understand that it's for the best.
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>>3968742
well his fatass was front and center
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toot
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>>3968742
When I talked with them at Bronycon, they told me they almost used the Jack Skellington Hat guy instead of me.

But it turns out my face was easier to cut out, go figure.
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>>3968597
What did they say exactly?
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>>3968580
That'd definitely make her eyes roll back into her head as she straightens her throat, trembling as belch after belch echoes out of her mouth. Her donut-sized pucker wouldn't be faring any better, gaping open and gushing a constant stream of her gas as her body relieves itself almost as fast as the herbs bloat her from within.
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>>3968696
That made me feel sad a little :c

>>3968706
Now that you mention it I think you're right.

>>3968720
I kinda like long and thin, but I should probably try to make it less long.

>>3968733
I meant sketch something else entirely and thanks.
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>>3968772
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch
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>>3968598
>adorable
>not annoying as fuck
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>>3968692
I bumped into someone in MLPG who eventually turned out to be Griffin.
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>tfw you are somehow unable to get off from a blow job
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>>3968683
I tried to help.
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>>3968770
You know, fat things generally have worse farts.
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>>3968789
Not you, the guy in the Nightmare Before Christmas Hat that was behind me.
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>>3968682
I keep hearing rumors about Aerith being the one who got her legion of faggots to shit post about it and spread it across /b/. If this is true then this is the second time that she ruined something I liked. I need to shoot her for /x/ regardless.
>>
daily reminder that you will never be able to pleasure a human with your freakishly large vagina
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>>3968805
nigga u gai
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>>3968805

>>3967824
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>>3968816
She goes as "The Great and Powerful Trixie" on /b/
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>>3968783
Oh ok. It's up to you mate. MLPG is lately into butts for godfucking knows what reason so I guess yeah. They would appreciate that.

Sketching and inking are rather different but both are worth practicing in cartoony style. Anyway you are on the right way. Keep going mate.
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>>3968783
Check this out
>>3968806
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>>3968816
Who?
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>>3968816

If it was ruined for you then why are you still here ?
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>>3968816
Wrong.
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>>3968816
>Aerith
You mean Aeris?
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>>3968836
Aeris, the /b/tard who destroyed /x/ and /mlp/ janitor.
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>>3968817
If only they knew...
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>>3968781
Well that would not stop me from taking out a rolling pin and lightly rolling if over her bloated belly, watching as gas escapes from both of her holes, and in the short downtime between rolling her belly I force more of the herbs down her throat.
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>>3968856

I don't know who this person is but every time I hear about them it sounds like they should be banned from 4chan forever.
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>>3968811
Why aren't you at Spaghetti con?
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>>3968817
Bon bon?
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>>3968806
Oh wow, that's super helpful. Thanks a lot.
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>>3968349
Briefly considered stopping because I'm a little preoccupied but whatever, I have some time.
She gives a great sigh of relief after unleashing the foul bubble that was plaguing her bowels. Her whole body relaxes and she allows herself to get comfortable once again. She squirms around in her seat, grinding her puffy doughnut up against your nose and mouth, hinting that she wants you to clean up inside her anus as well. Still wanting fresh air but wanting to please your master more, you get to work. You swirl your tongue over the wrinkles of her ring. A soft hiss of gas escapes as you plunge your tongue deep within to her anus and wrap your lips around as much of her swollen pucker as you can.
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>>3968867
Spent all my money going to the one in New York.

Used up my vacation time.
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>>3968856

I miss /x/ so much.

She put it down like a dog.
>>
Whenever I have to work all day, it really means I'm here with you guys all day.
And they PAY me!
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>>3968865
They have been more times than anyone could count.
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>>3968882
Come on now, you don't have a job
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>>3968906
he plays with little boys and girls for a living
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>farts... farts everywhere
i'm ok with this
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>>3968898
The bitch wears every ban like a goddamn badge. And of course they can't just rangeban her/him/it because the fucker squirms out of it somehow. Probably has people paying for its proxies.
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>this panel
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>>3968917

He's a janitor at a church now, anon
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>>3968862
She'd resist at first, only nibbling gently on the herbs as you force the hot gas inside her out with that rolling pin. But eventually the sensation of her rippling anus and stretching throat would get the better of her, eagerly gulping down handfuls of herbs between louder and longer belches. Rolling that pin up and down her gets harder as the added gas production causes her gut to plump up and bloat outwards despite her erupting anus.
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>>3968906
I'm a janitor at a church. Pays nine bucks an hour.
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>>3968922
I'm not and I'm okay with ignoring it.
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>>3968941
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
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>>3968950
I'm sure he still diddles the choir boys.
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>>3968941
Yeah, the Daycare work is only an "as needed" thing now.
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>>3968950
Why do you think his next career was a janitor?
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They could just keep making every one of its tripcodes and names an autoban. It'd take some work and probably a day of deleting shitpost threads but eventually it would get bored and leave.
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>That feel when no longer needed

Welp, I'm outie. Later MLPG.
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>>3968943
Is-is fluttershy going to die?
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>>3968954
We don't have choir boys, we're baptist.
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>>3968979
(\
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guys, i just got here

did i miss something?

what happened at everfree nortwest?
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>>3968979
Down low!

(/
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Shitpost
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Leth, if you're still here, are you planning on doing another all day pone Synchtube before season 3 begins?
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>>3968986
Too slow!
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>>3968972
Is it the Baptist type that handles snakes?
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>>3968985
>>3968315
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>>3968996
You're thinking of herpetologists.
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>>3968929

We aeris now?
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>>3968985
Someone made a passive mention about MLPG.
As if anyone there knew what that is.
Don't worry
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Veteran /b/read here, you know what was funny In early '11 threads? Aeris had like 3 different personalities and he could samefag like 1/3 posts in whole thread, it was damn creepy.
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>>3968970
Gosh no. That's just the natural consequnce of feeding her more than the intended dose. She'll empty on her own eventually, but she'll be windy for the next week.

Unless you'd prefer her body to change to adapt to all that gas she needs to let out?
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>>3968989
Yes.
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>>3968943
Then I'll press heavily down on her belly, causing the poor yellow pony to erupt in a elegant chorus of burps and farts.
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Where will Raisin quest go down? mlpg.co/q/?
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>>3969017
Do you guys hate her too?
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>>3969010
I've always wondered who that was. Is that really Aeris.
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Time for feels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21e8tuq1zUk
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>>3969008
>>3969013

that's all?

no spaghetti worth of mentioning?
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>>3969017
Early '11 threads were nice
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>>3968893
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>3969018
eh, I'm not into permanent. A weeks worth of extra gas is fine with me. Until, of course I give her some more.
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>>3969021
>elegant chorus
what the fuck am i reading
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>>3969040

Go there right the fuck now

It's /b/ 3.0
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>>3969024
She was way more important than Leth is for MLPG, thats complicated
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>>3969064
I don't think that was necessary, anon.
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>>3968956
Heh, in one of the required psychology classes I had, there was a ton of daycare workers/students in it. Some of them were guys. They were thinking of getting a new career because unlike nurses, parents and employees can't get rid of the stigma that men are all child rapists.
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>>3968582
>Oh well, yes I guess those come to mind as well, but at more forethought is always a picture of you on a conveyer belt, your limbs broken and distorted, blood slowly draining from your body, your eyes glossed over as you are slowly brought to the crusher.
I always admired the old pickup
He defied the magnet and drove onto the conveyor himself
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>>3969064
But Leth is not important.
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>>3969021
The sound is deafening, her anus visibly flexing and shaking as farts explode out of her with gale force. Her eyes glaze over as her throat nearly doubles in size, her belch sending strings of spittle splattering all over the far wall. You watch as all that release gets her marecunt winking and drooling, her body trembling in orgasm as she belches and farts as hard as she can.
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Do you think GlamorKat ever thinks about us, guys?
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>>3969096
Probably some time ago.

I don't think she does now
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>>3969076
That is an unfortunate stigma.

I'd never get clients if I actually wanted to run a daycare.

But this daycare is a family business and all the parents know me pretty well at this point. The kids all love me too. I've worked up a pretty solid reputation.
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>>3968657
There are plenty of things I never finished or never gave the time and effort I initially thought they deserved. I can't count the number of canceled or abandoned projects on both hands. But what I have done I'm mostly proud of.

also oh my god
you guys are so consumed with this farts thing
I used to think it was a joke but look at how widespread it is
or at least appears to be

I don't even know anymore
can't we explore other weird fetishes instead
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>>3969096
>>3969105
Remember when FlashInThePan still dropped by to chat?
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>>3969064
>implying Leth is important for MLPG
You're a strange one.
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>>3969078
>Seeing you around the reservation
>Tee-hee

I was expecting more tipi
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>>3969126
Remember when Faust talked to us via her deviantart profile?
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>>3969125
Personally, I hate it.
But there's nothing I can do.
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>>3968948
>he ignores things
I'd buy you a beer or whatever drink it is you wanted if I could.
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>>3969127
You're important to me, Leth~
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>>3969125
Yes, let us embark on a boat of dreams towards newer and brighter things

I bet if you polished spike's scales enough he'd be smooth enough to use a s a bowling ball
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>>3969125
I'm always willing to explore weird fetishes.

Did you have any suggestions?
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>>3969141
Yes...
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>>3969126
>tfw everyone quickly put all their autism away the second he showed up and immediately went on "good behavior"
It was hilarious. Like watching the New York street merchants close up shop when a cop rounded the corner.
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>>3969125
Why no Epic Fail Pony yet? Think of the eyebrows!
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butts time?
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>>3969125
It is LITERALLY three anons.
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>>3968523
Christ, the BLT resurgence in /b/ was GG's doing?
I lost my virginity because of that.

The more time I spend here the more I'm beginning to think everyone else on the Internet is Weaver.
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>>3969125

I'm really into feet.

That'd be nice.
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>>3969159
little pony butts
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>>3969127
You used to make threads and be in general 24/7 for quite some time
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Remember that time when Glitter Glue totally beefed it?
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>>3969125
>you will never clean Twilight's ears
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>>3969159
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>>3969163
To be fair, his name is Weaver.
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>>3969125
I hate farts, its as if every time I post butts someone has to relate them to their shitty fetish.
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>>3969153
>we gave her a reason to keep killing herself for the show
>at bronycon she said she could die now
L-Lauren... no ;_;
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>>3969172
Anyone can make threads, anonymous.
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>>3969160
How do you know that?
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>>3969173
Anon pls that isn't even your line it's mine
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>>3969127
for so long as there are ponies, we will be ponying
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>>3969125

I have a fetish for a loving and stable relationship where sex isn't that important

Can we talk about that
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>>3969159
Alright then what butts should I draw?
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>>3969116
That's funny too. I started out watching my sister's house and kids between semesters and now getting offers to do so for people who know them.

Changing diapers and taking care of kids (not including playing with them and activities) are easy. Just avoid the total hellraiser types and parents who bitch about something that happened to their kid while playing outside when THEY TOLD YOU TO TAKE THEM OUTSIDE. The case of the latter is acceptable if they pay you a shit ton of money though.

Sheesh, kids gets get bruises and scratches too you retards.
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>>3969199
Rose pls
that is my fetish too
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>>3969157
I made an EFG thread once to a fairly good response.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=204885552&x=EFG+Gets+Raped

Now having interacted with the man behind the meme, I feel ashamed that I partook somewhat in its perversion.
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>>3969188
Hell, I even made a thread once. It was pretty nice.
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>>3969199

I have a fetish for loving and stable relationships between two men and one woman and when they do have sex it's DP
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>>3969184
>tfw we killed Lauren Faust
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>>3969207
splotchbutt butt
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>>3969215

>going to /b/ as late as 2010

seriously?
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>>3969160
I think it might be as many as 6 maybe even more.
In fact, how many who are here right now are turned on by farts?
inb4 countless samefagging.
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>>3969226
>"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?"
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Remember when Nathan set off that bomb in Oklahoma?
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>>3969207
splotchbutt butt
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>>3969125
Thanks for answer. See yar around.
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>>3969199
Does it involve cuddling? Specifically cuddling on the couch while one of you reads a book and the other watches TV, or also reads a book, and you are comfortable with the fact that the other person is there, so comfortable that no words need to be spoken? And then every so often you cuddle a little closer?
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>>3969169
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>farts
Isn't that what Tara Strong likes? She is a goddess of VA. Pick a cartoon anime or video game, %50 of the time she is in it
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>>3969214

I'm sorry but I can't be Rose for you, anon.

All I want is to care for someone as much as they care about me. Even Rose has that.
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>>3969199
We don't talk about it enough, really.
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>>3969208
Over protective parents are the worst.

As far as changing diapers, you get used to it. Just wipe the shit and get it over with as quickly as possible.

Playing with them always came easy to me, just make them feel like they're in charge in some small, inconsequential way and they'll have a blast. One of the favorite games the kids play with me is just telling me to wake up and go to sleep over and over and over again. Exaggerated movements help a lot.
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>>3969149
how about exhibitionism
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>>3969238
Remember when Nathan was the Unabomber?

Bad show that was
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>>3969258
M-maybe you could be my Rose, I care for you anon...
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>>3969234
It was the second time I ran that story, about a year and a half after the first time.

I only visited /b/ for the purposes of making that thread after the idea came to me.
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>>3969226
...wait, wings?
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>>3969149
How about fluttershy spiking your drink and forcing you to cuddle her
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>>3969127
>>3969020
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>>3969287
KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
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>>3969212
wow that gives me numerous feels
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>>3969287
EVERYONE ALWAYS FUCKING FORGETS THE WINGS
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>>3969272
How about sweat
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Next thread is Muscleshy thread?
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>>3969272

That doesnt really work with ponies since they're always

unless you mean like

the fetishist flaunting what they've got very frequenty and unsubtlely
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>>3969306
How about multipass
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>>3969272
How about ponies acting oblivious to their arousing behavior, but secretly getting off on making anon pretend to ignore their plump vaginae displayed for him.
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I love silly ponies.
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>>3969306

My vote's for this.

It's my second strongest fetish.
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>>3969315
>How about ponies acting oblivious to their arousing behavior, but secretly getting off on making anon pretend to ignore their plump vaginae displayed for him.
ah we did that one already
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MLPG I HAVE TRAVELED FAR TO BRING YOU THIS IMAGE, AND I MUST ASK YOU: HOW MANY THINGS CAN YOU SEE THAT ARE WRONG IN IT?
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>>3969340
The watermark
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>>3969340
the watermark
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>>3969338
Yeah, but there they're just messing with him.
I want them deriving sexual pleasure from it.
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>>3969340
>DA watermark
18/10
brilliant.
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>>3969340
Live strong bracelet
T-shirt as head gear
Turtle beach head set
Grooming standards
Weight standards
Fake Oakleys
Marine print with fold in arm the improper length
Moral patch with flag facing the wrong way
Not having a single point sling
Shitty aim point
no back up irons
trigger discipline
Paintball gun
Paint ball chest rig
Dog tags
No red lens on map light
duck face
Blue jeans
MLP
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>>3969306
How about gaping, donut sized pony puckers?
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>>3969338
Voyeurism?

Featherweight taking pictures from the rafters while the Apple Family ruts in the barn?
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>>3969325
>implying progressive, hedonistic aunt and uncle orange didn't have sex with filly applejack
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>>3969340
DA watermark.
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>>3969340
is that a computer headset
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>>3969340
Celestia is not fucking pink.
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>>3969388
Yes she is.
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>>3969364
>hickory smoked horse buttholes
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>>3969340
fuuuuuutuuurreeee
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>>3969338
how about ponies getting stabbed
sexually
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>>3969340
.....is he wearing purple pants?
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>>3969401
Yum.
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>having fetish discussion
>get this as my captcha
unts
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>>3969362

Fuck yeah, winston.

Smacked that out of the park.
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>>3969411
He's the Incredible Hulk.
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>>3969370
You wouldn't even have to show the Apple Family.

Just have Featherweight up in the rafters aiming his camera down, with some suggestive speech bubbles coming up from below.

"Now slow down, young'un. My hips ain't as young as they used ta be. Ready, Big Macintosh?"

"Eyuup!"

"Now looky here, Applebloom, this is what we call an Appleacian Avalanche."
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>>3969366
THIS.

There was a Featherweight/Scootaloo fapfic that was something like this.
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>not discussing the best fetish of all
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>>3969416
Not winston. Cuntpasted it from the thread on /k/.
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Another good fetish is teasing MLPG
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>>3969265
Other tips for high-paying baby/house-sitting jobs:

1. Never have anyone else over.

2. Never use the phone.

3. Never clean up the dust unless they specifically tell you to. Gives them peace of mind for subtle reasons.

4. Be able to have conversation with the ones older than toddlers. Look really good in front of most parents, but walks the line of jealously with some.

5. Still take care of things (but half-assed) when parents are home if live-in situation. Little effort in exchanged for major points.

Sounds like nofunallowed.jpeg for normal people, but as a neckbeard, its paradise and moola.
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>>3969432
Meant to quote >>3969366
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>>3969446

NO

THAT IS A BAD FETISH
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>>3969432
I love wrestling.
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>>3969362
Greetings fellow /k/omrade, how are you this fine day?
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>>3969314
Would you assist pone in her duty to save the universe as the uniting element of the good in the universe?
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>>3969440
>Pete Time
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>>3969446

Dohohohohohoho
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>>3969446
I'm liking this idea.
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Someone draw fluttershy wearing tighty whities
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Nice con there, guys.
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>>3969465

We've got like 3 good /k/ommandos here, man.
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>>3969478
>pls respond
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>>3969411
But of course!
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>>3969440
>>3969440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXu6ZQ7Fo
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>>3969432
>"Now slow down, young'un. My hips ain't as young as they used ta be."
>"What in tarnation-?! Now they're movin' on their own!"
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>>3969440

>vore

Please, just go. Please. What do you faggots want from me? What can I do to make you take your shitty vore/fart/futa elsewhere.
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>>3969440
>not sounding your giant dragon urethra with a tied up Pinkie Pie
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>>3969496
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you, I almost spat Sprite all over my keyboard.
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>>3969484
I'm aware of that, my good man. I'm just saying hi
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>>3969490
where's the 2/10 would not bang?

GET IT? BANG? BECAUSE IT"S A GUN?!
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>>3969471
But that means I'd have to love her!

I can't love ___________, she's the worst pony!
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>>3969456
no it's the best fetish
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>>3969496
Oh but you won't draw it because he's not interesting to you.
Man you can be such a butt sometimes. I made a request for you that was right up your alley but you didn't do it.
If I had said Snails I bet you'd have done it.
why you gotta be like that
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>>3969490
So, did someone find this on Deviantart, or was it deliberately made to troll /k/?
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>>3969524

Oh, hi then.
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>>3969538
>Implying that shitty idea is interesting
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>>3969537

GG pls tease us more
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>>3969537

No it's terrible and I hate it
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>>3969555
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>>3969496
Seems like an odd prize to get at a rodeo....
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Hey guys, Jr here.

So, we've got Raisin Quest 4 tonight. This will be Day 1... a fresh start to a new adventure. I won't lie, it's going to be difficult to get the good end this time. I hope that, regardless of the outcome, we have some fun with this one.

Starting it up in ~25 minutes. Let's see how close we are to ded horse before we get things cooking. Otherwise, I'll drop another post and link you guys to the previous horse and we'll start.

Be observant and creative and you'll do fine.
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>>3969537
inb4 thats a tube for a blow up stallion
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>>3969566
Is shit.
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>>3969567
Depends on who's being ridden
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>>3969490
Add:
>DA watermark
>Wrong colored princess
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>>3969538
>Oh but you won't draw it because he's not interesting to you.
Who, Featherweight?
hey now I've drawn him before
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wha the hell was Megasweet thinking?

this is not sexy

http://equestriangirls.tumblr.com/
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>>3969572
blow it out your ass
and then eat it
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>>3969537
More!
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>>3969567
>There was a Fattest Butt award in The Last Roundup
>AJ was still second place
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>>3969572
Best of luck to the Raisin Questers.
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>>3969581
Are you ever going to finish that series?
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>>3969572
Remember folks, lateral thinking time. If you don't have enough inventory slots for something, use your Equipment slots instead.
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>>3969581
I mean in general. Not just Featherweight but other characters. You're really selective over this stuff sometimes when you take requests and that's well, sucky.
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>>3969572

Awww yeah boiiiiiiiiiii!
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>>3969572

Can i participate even if I didn't do the first 3?
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>>3969572
>you'll do fine.
NO WE WON'T

WE'RE GONNA ARGUE AND BITCH AT SOMETHING FOR HOURS AND THEN STILL WIND UP FEELING LIKE VERY SINGLE GOD DAMN DECISION IS WRONG WRONG WRONG

AND I'LL BE THERE EVERY MOMENT
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>>3969585
Go stalk jj brony.
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>>3969597
She'd have lost greatly. Her butt isn't fat at all.
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>>3969572
>tfw i havent finished reading the first quest since it was posted earlier.
could i get a tl;dr of them so im not totally lost? i diddnt plan on participating as i dont quest/want to fuck things up but wanted observe as it sounds >fun
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>>3969572
>it's going to be difficult to get the good end this time
I'm glad to hear that you're easing up on us. A Raisin quest that is merely difficult.
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>>3969585
It's K-On the tumblr. It's going to be massively popular, and then he's going to drop it so he can draw more porn.
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>>3969581

Yeah yeah you've done everything in some tangential manner, we get it

Now do something new
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>>3969572
Sounds fun. Be interesting to see how things go now what she's stoned
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>>3969572

Was MvMing so I couldn't reserve a pic slot in the previous horse.

So, I think I'll post this new pic here.
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>>3969630
The fuck you want Ponko.
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FLUTTER PONIES UP IN THIS BITCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hys95BayrtM
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>>3969581
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SIZEPLAY GLITTER GLUE?
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>>3968683
>>3968806
Is this one better MLPG?
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>>3969630
But it'll be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.

Pretend I posted a picture of a wolf.
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>>3969631
>Yeah yeah you've done everything in some tangential manner, we get it
Come on now, you know that's not my point
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>>3969631
>getting mad that he isnt doing what YOU want him to do.
sure is entitlement up in here
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>>3969635
Holy shit look who's alive
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>>3969657
>ross logic
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>>3969622

tl;dr Silly filly on a silly filly adventure with instant death lurking around every corner.

They are all unrelated, except this last one turned Raisin into a living rock. Presumeably, this new one will be either about getting unfucked or it'll come along the way.
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>>3969655
GG I've seen your art improve over the past few years
its nice to see
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>>3969630
I can't wait for the porn of that style
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>>3969650

Perspective's kinda borked, looks like her butt is facing us and her body doesn't allow it.

The back legs are good, though. Maybe make the indent before the tail less drastic.
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>>3969666
He's on steam all the time, you know.

Sweetie Lich when?
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Man, that's one fat-assed pinkie pie hostess.
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>>3969615
Nah, you don't need any previous experience with the previous quests. The only thing you need to know is that Raisin was originally a small purple filly. Now, because of an action from the previous quest, she is a golem (animated rock). Beyond that, I'll explain anything that you need to know through GAME INFO prompts.

>>3969622
You can observe for a little bit to see if you want to try playing. Also, feel free to ask any game related questions during play. I'll answer and questions that the players have regarding items, Raisin, the story, and any other knowledge that you need explained in greater detail.

>>3969635
Fuckin' saved hard. I'll be using that for our opening quest session next time.
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>>3969637
To move you. Is it working?
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>>3969689
It's not like I'm on Steam, you know.
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>>3969657

>5k US dollars

>>3969655

Whatever it just seems like you're only reposting things you already did.

That's a cute fluttershy though.
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>>3969622

>Oc filly Raisin buddies up with the CMC for adventures. You get 3 lives until game over. Be VERY careful about your actions.

Then again, majority rules, so be sure to include your logic when possible.
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>>3969631
>expecting GG to do anything new

don't be retarded, anon.
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>>3969630

Am I supposed to be thinking of Kramer when I see this?
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>>3969692
So Raisin is like a geodude?

Does she know self-destruct or is she too low a level?
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>>3969692
Oh man I can't wait to see how the new guys will fuck this up.

I wish I could join but it's at a horrible time.

Anyway good luck to you guys.
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let's watch some G1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Ll5zaPcIE
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>>3969723
le newfags hate faec
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>>3969718

>self-destruct
>instant ded

Haha, nope.
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Guys, turn on stream, they're improptu acting.
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>>3969718
Yeah, kinda like a Geodude. She doesn't know how to just up and explode, but she could always self-destruct by chewing on some Dynamite or something.
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Has Aspirant mentioned when Luna quest is starting tonight?
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>>3969694
Not really.
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>>3969647
Do you mean like really really oversized dicks or like
the actual participants are of different sizes
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>>3969630

i'd prefer if he skipped directly to the porn, it could be even more popular if he made that tumblr about porn instead of a rock band

at least these new designs are not completely same-faces
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>>3969748
It's tomorrow night.
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>>3969692
Well this will be a fun learning experience. I've only ever participated in MSW quests before. I did run two quests in the past, but the second one failed miserably and the players were retarded.

Time to expand my knowledge base to other styles!
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>>3969748
Saturday. Didn't want to conflict with RaisinQuest and Scrubbles's quest.
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>>3969755
yeah they're more cartoony and a lot cuter i like them
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>>3969736
But I don't hate them. It's good that new people join. I hope that all of them have fun but there's a big chance that they will fuck up.

I have nothing against them. Hell I hope they succeed and have a lot of fun.
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>>3969754
I mean the participants are really different sizes.

It doesn't have to be the extreme ONE GIANT/ONE TINY kind, it can simply be one partner is 3 or 4 times the size of the other partner
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>>3969699
>>5k US dollars

4k of that came from just two people. And I'd put good money that neither of them, nor most of the remaining 1k, came from MLPG. Stop acting like GG's only known on here.
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>>3969763
Scrubby is starting again?
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>>3969754
>>3969767
I remember at the end of Ella Enchanted I wondered just how the fuck that Elf/Giant couple was going to work things out.

Then I got a boner.
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>>3969754

Female humanoid on male pony is so my fetish.
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>>3969774
>>3969763
I thought SB finished his quest
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>>3969762

Nathan pls go.
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>>3969754

PB/Big Mac

yes, this pleases me
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>>3969767
I don't think I've ever drawn anything like that, no
sorry
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>>3969779
>that scene in the Alice in Wonderland remake where Alice becomes giant
Sooo many boners. Unf. She was so tall.
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>>3969774
>>3969788
>
>>3968108
I inferred that post to mean he was running one tonight.
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>>3969774
>>3969788
It's a new quest.
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>>3969770

I'm not. Why the fuck are you so mad? Holy shit, calm down.

I'm only suggesting that he make a new drawing. That's fucking all. He's free to do it or not do it.

I'm probably one of GG's biggest fans, and you're acting like a real cunt right now. Please go be autistic elsewhere.
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>>3969792
Hey GG, your very few chrysalis drawings were hilarious, why did you stop?
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>>3969795
>tfw 6'4" and wanting to be with a girl taller than you
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Whose line is it anyways: pony edition on Everfree Stream
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>>3969763


I'll be doing mine on the sub from now on, so I doubt there will any issues with time slots.

>>3969774
>>3969788

New quest. About a pegasus. Things will happen. Magic and stuff.

Speaking of which, I'll probably get cracking in around 10-15 minutes
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>>3969806
We bugged him about the fun chamber

it didn't have a bouncy castle
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>>3969792
How about more hat sex?
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>>3969808
>tfw 5'11" and want a girl exactly as tall as me.
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>>3969824
oh yeah
i forgot
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>>3969754
Might I request
something with Rarity without sexual tension/content or where sex isn't the punchline

Unless you're too much of a one trickpony
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>>3969833
>tfw 70 feet tall and an anus full of Sonic OCs.
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>>3969808
I'm between 6'6" and 6'7" and I've pretty much accepted I will never find a woman my height.
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>>3969340
-Flag on arm is facing the wrong way, it looks like he's retreating.
-Trigger discipline, he lacks it
-Dust guards not taken off of scope, its useless.
-shitty computer headphones.
-Large ugly timestamp
-large ugly watermark
-hambeast
-Likes celestia

I vomited in my mouth.
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>>3969790
Me too. What species is PB anyway? Some sort of goblin?
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>>3969857
>where sex isn't the punchline
you ask the impossible

>>3969806
I did a bunch if you count the Chrysalis quest
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>>3969857
But that's the only entertaining part of her personality
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>muffins
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>wanting tall girls
there's nothing like hugging a cute small girl (small of height, not of age mind you)
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http://pooryorickda.deviantart.com/

i remember that this guy made a whole drama about hating and quiting the fandom, he even deleted his DA

and now he is back
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>>3969792
See
but see
could you start doing them again then?
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>>3969833
>tfw I'm half-El Salvadorian, Half-Filipino, resulting in 5'6" and all the white women are taller than me.
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>>3969857
>>3969876
Sex is the best punchline!
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>>3969876
Yeah but that was months ago.

I understand if you don't wanna do more of her I'm just saying it was my favorite of your works.
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>>3969809
>it takes ten minutes to prepare for a four minute skit
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>>3969858
>70 feet tall
Seems legit.
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>>3969904
Amateurs.
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>>3969893
What, more dolls?
I didn't know people still gave a shit
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>>3969884
some guys just want to be the short one, nothing wrong with that either
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>>3969890
I just read an scp entry authored by a pooryorick
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>>3969911
More hat sex pls.

Rarity and AJ hat sex.
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>>3969884
Come to Los Angeles. Tons of Korean and Filipino women who are 4'0" or shorter.
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>>3969833
>>3969895
>>3969908
>tfw I'm 300ft tall and weigh 0.03 grams
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>>3969911
Of course people gave a shit
They were cute
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>>3969911

i love your dolls
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>>3969890
>Complain about Luna because she has no personality and is basically an OC
>Create an OC team of Shadowbolts
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>>3969881

I will cut you.
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>>3969809
The red guy is doing great so far.
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>>3969915
>Our hats are touching
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>>3969650
>>3969685
There, do the perspective and legs work okay in this one?
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>>3969915
>Rarity and AJ hat sex
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>>3969911
gg pls draw something
anything
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>>3969911
FUCK DOLLS
MORE APPLEJACK X SPIKE PLEASE

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE EVER GIVEN ME MY FIX
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>>3969926
>Someone point it out
>I-ITS NOT THE SAME YOU STOPID BRAWNIES
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>>3969920
Are you made of gas?
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>>3969876
>you ask the impossible

For some reason, I'm inclined to believe you're actually incapable of drawing things other than shitty vaguely sexual scribbles.
Tou're such an old hat. Why don't you do a new trick once in a while?
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>>3969911
Just the micro/plushie fetishists, like yourself
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>>3969920
Do you go to clubs and slap chicks asses in front of their boyfriends?
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>>3969884
I can't imagine girls as being tall since most of them come up to around the base of my neck.

I will never be the little spoon.
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>>3969876
Oh right, the Cutelings
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>>3969911
>implying anyone ever forgets anything at any time
There's always going to be at least one person who wants something of the old stuff once in a while.
Plus, there were a few ponies that didn't quite get much mileage as dolls that we might want to see again. Like Spike and Raridoll.
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>>3969952
Yes

They they turn around and whistle causing me to fly out the open windows.
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>>3969911
>>3969939
Ya GG, draw a Shetland Pony.
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>>3969943
Yeah, I like AJ x Spike. Or Spike x any female pony really.
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>>3969933

Looks good to me
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>>3969943

This

I love dolls but this

Come on GG

Come on

Pls.
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>>3969871

Yep.
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>>3969954
I just want someone who I can hold lovingly. Maybe a little shorter than me.

And maybe when I feel bad they can just come up behind me and give me a hug, just to let me know they're there for me.

That and kissing someone while holding them from behind is a huge turn on for me for some bizarre reason.
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>>3969975
what if spike x femspike
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I would PB sexually.
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>>3969943
God it hurts
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>>3970003
Poor best pony ;_;
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>>3969986
I could try to kiss somebody from behind, but I'd have to bend over pretty far unless I'm just kissing the top of their head.
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How about PB and Gillou having a threesome with Big Mac?
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>>3969987
>Twilight just sees it as a oppertunity for more chores to get done between them
>they fight over stupid stuff like which spike is ment to take the letter, at leas untill the offical rotation is drawn up
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>>3970021
forehead kisses are cute
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Alright, everything looks good. I'll start this baby up in the ded horse.

>>3962116
>>3962116
>>3962116

Hope to see the questers there soon.
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>>3969915
do you mean hat sex or hate sex

>>3969924
Back when I started them a lot of people absolutely hated them

>>3969939
okay I drew something
>>
Glitter Glue always makes me think of Twilight and Spike marrying Big Mac and Applejack respectively and their families becoming one big family and enjoying the Holidays together

With Rainbow Dash staring in from a window crying because she wants the special family only cider they're all drinking
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>>3970021
That sucks. I'm lucky I'm just above average height for my region. Tall enough to be noticed, but not so tall to be intimidating except to the exceptionally short girls.

>implying any have shown interest in me

Shit sucks.
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>>3970040
HAT sex.
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>>3970040
That is quite a long pony.
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>>3970043
I smell a brony fanfic.
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>>3970040
that's not a shetland pony
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>>3970052
I can get behind this.
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>>3970039

Ded link bro.
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>>3970043
That sounds like something he'd draw since it involves rd suffering.
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>>3970044

Protip: Picking up women is 80% personality, 15% clothes, and 5% looks
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>>3970068
>Still not knowing about that 4chan X issue.
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>>3970043
I wonder how Apple Bloom would view that, as Spike is roughly the same age as her (or so it seems.)

It'd be hella awkward to call your peer your brother in law since he married your older sister.
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>>3969948
>For some reason, I'm inclined to believe you're actually incapable of drawing things other than shitty vaguely sexual scribbles.
It's true
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>>3970040
>Back when I started them a lot of people absolutely hated them

You do know this is 4chan/MLPG you're talking about?

It was probably one person.
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>>3970043
>apple family cider
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>>3970070
I think it's mostly I just hang with my friends. I'm not all that interested in bar flies and the college chicks I ran into were in relationships and shit.

I don't really care all that much though, I'll be heading to basic within a few months more than likely and I won't have to worry about it until I'm in tech school or on a base.
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>>3970043
>Twilight and Spike marrying Big Mac and Applejack

Oh god it makes so much sense

How did I never make this connection

It's perfect
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>>3970002
>wanting a PB in any way
PB sucks shit unless you love boring brainless cheerleaders. Marcelline is awesome and plus she's a Queen, not a princess.
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>>3970094
>the whole Ponyville has been drinking the Apple Family pis thinking it was delicious cider
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>>3970086
Hateanon as usual, no doubt.
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>>3970109
PB, in this case, is Princess Bitch
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>>3969987
Who's that really cute female dragon OC again? The one with a major crush on Spike and a mean streak for Rarity?

>>3970040
Hat sex.

Like with that Big Mac/Twilight pic posted earlier.
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>>3970078
just stop responding to him
whats the point anyways
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>>3970070
>Picking up women is %80 looks, %14 wealth, and %1 personality
You could be the most charming motherfucker on all of earth, but if you looked like you crawled out of a trash can you wouldn't get a second look.
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>>3970074
>It'd be hella awkward to call your peer your brother in law since he married your older sister.
No it wouldn't.
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>>3970104
>Oh god it makes so much sense
What's wrong with you?
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>>3970109
If we're on AT, then yes, I agree Marceline is sexier than Bubblegum. But they're both pretty smokin'.
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>>3970109
>brainless

Bubblegum has an IQ of like 300.
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>>3970124
It's true.
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>>3970020
I know, has to go on a date with Spike Eww.
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>>3970111
What if their bodies produce cider?
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>>3970125

Alright, whatever you say.
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>>3970134
I like the fire princess

I wish somebody would draw her riding on Spitfire.

And she's burning up. And fire princess is apologizing and saying she was sure she'd be a perfect mount.
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>>3970111
>rainbow dash was the only one who knew what it really was
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>>3970144
Probably. The apple family is somehow genetically subtly different from other ponies, in that their bodies excrete delicious cider instead of urine.

Which is also why they keep their breeding in the family, so as not to produce hybrid offspring whose cider tastes like piss.
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>>3970125
stop please, it is obvious you have no idea what you are talking about.
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>>3970113

Gillou > PB
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>>3970197
My nigga.
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>>>/weaverchan/
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>>3970197
I agree. Gillou is sexier than PB. But they're both very sexy.
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>>3970197

Well that goes without saying.
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>>3970125
it's all about the personality
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>>3970078
>implying you give a shit about your quests
>implying you'd be even doing them if people didn't bug you/pay you to
>implying you're not riding off the fame from them to get people to defend and like you

shaggy doo
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>>3970220
I would browse a board on 4chan dedicated to Glitter Glue

no joke
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>>3970233
>implying he even needs to "ride off his fame" to get people to like and defend him
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>>3970236
Then what are you waiting Weaverboy? There's your one million dollars idea.

Go, go and make that board, you little thing!
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>>3970222
I don't understand how anyone can find this thing attractive. i mean, I like my women thick but Gillou is just rediculous
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>>3970236
Me too, probably. We could have a Gillou General.
>>
http://tiarawhy.com/gibbed.mp3

working on the telefrag sound effects
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>>3970252
You seem to be forgetting that GG isn't moot, and can't just create boards on 4chan.
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>>3970260

pfft, casual
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>People getting so assdamaged at people liking GG

I usually don't say this, but holy fucking shit what a case of jelly
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>>3970260
Ridiculously sexy, yes.
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>>3970285
If you suck his dick in IRC enough you can.
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>>3970285
>implying he's talking about 4chan

go and make your own imageboard for weaver stuff
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>>3970304
moot is on IRC?
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>>3970319
You must be GNU here.
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I started my new quest on the sub if anyone is interested
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>>3970302
ok that ones kind of hot but theres no way that's the same creature in
>>3970287
>>3970222
unless she's been hitting the squats pretty damn hard
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>>3970352
She's a swamp monster
Her thickness changes based on how much water she's absorbed
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>>3970338
Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't you weaverboys move to the sub to discuss Weaver's OCs?
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>>3970352

She changes figure depending on the season

winter gillou is best gillou
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>>3970352
Haven't you seen that one about her weight changing depending on weather/seasons?
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>>3970338
>Raisin Quest
>Luna Quest
>SB Quest
>Renne Quest

Why can't I hold all these Quests?
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>>3970352
Gillou's figure fluctuates wildly depending on her environment. So it's part of what makes her appealing: She has a range.
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>>3970370
I dont want to.
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You know, wouldn't it be awesome if GG did a Gillou waifu quest?
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>>3970370

Invest in Preparation H
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>>3970370
I mean, I'd gladly try to encourage these people to move there if it were accepted there, but I'm pretty sure it'd be as off topic there as it is here.
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>>3970386
>not putting your quests on the fridge
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>>3970386
Hey, mine is hardly a quest and it's not even tonight. Calling it so is apparently an insult to all actual quests.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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>>3970371
>winter gillou is best gillou
My nigga
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>>3970401
Well, let us know if you ever manage to convince Moot to create a /gg/ board.
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>>3970401
Please do, GG, please.
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>that label
Any of you know where can I buy Alaskan seal meat?
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>>3970428
>83 grams of protein

Damn.
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>>3970386
There's so many...would people even want another?
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>>3970428
Probably in Alaska.
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>weaver general
Well fuck you guys too

I left this place for a while thinking maybe I could get a good laugh or save a cute pic or something, on the count of I've been having a shitty day

but nah
fuck you guys and fuck you too, GG
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>>3970444
>>3970428
Going on a trip, anon?
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>>3970415
10 PM tomorrow, correct? Or is it earlier? Because if it is, I might miss some of it. Though I'd wager no one would notice outside of not having anyone to yell at.
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>>3970451
u mad
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>>3970451
u mad?
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>>3970428

Come at kangaroo meat bro
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>>3970461
Somewhere between 8pm EST and 10pm EST, yeah. I'm participating in another quest thing tomorrow afternoon, and while I don't expect any delays it's always good to be prepared.
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>>3970451
You dont like it when we worship artists?
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Someone wanted Splotchbutt?
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>>3970428
>83 grams of Protein
DAYMN!
Alaskans gettin' all the gains
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>>3970501
I love your butts.
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>>3970424
Like I said, wouldn't it be as offtopic there as it is here?
I'd gladly encourage a move and maybe even draw new art if it would encourage a transition but only if it wouldn't be just as bad there as here.
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>>3970465
>>3970462
I really hope these are being posted ironically because posting that memetic garbage didn't start in the general until May.
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>>3970443
If you make it appealing, of course.
>>
On the subject of quests, the "MLPDND" thing is still going on tomorrow at 10am PDT. I've only got three character sheets in right now, but we'll see what the final count is tomorrow morning.

Also, goatanon, where are you? Aspirant's already got a sheet in.
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>>3970483
If it starts at eight, I'm going to miss the beginning, at least. Oh well.
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>>3970428
My dad actually tried that the last time he went up there. Turns out there are laws restricting the sale of seal meat.
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>>3970524
>u mad wasn't posted before May
>at least in MLPG it wasn't!
Holy shit are you for real?
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Gonna vidya.

Dosh edition.

KF or MvM?
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>>3970489
okay, personally I think GG's stuff is mad lame and he puts zero effort into it half the time

like, nearly none of his stuff is even colored.

I wouldn't care so much if people liked a lame artist but I'm tired of people sucking the dicks of artists that aren't worth their shit.
I don't know why I expected more from you assholes, though. i sorta hoped weaver would move on or at least try to improve his stuff in one way but I guess terrible begets terrible after all
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>>3970513
I'm sure the admin will be glad to have you around.

Just go here http://mlpg.co/co/index.html and make a thread so people can discuss Gillou, PB, Boxdog, whatever they want there and there won't be bitching here in the General.

Remember the sub is ours.
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>>3970524

Next you're gonna say fetishes are a new thing, right?

You need a dive in the archive.
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>>3970513

The sub basically has no purpose now except for quests and a place for MLPG to go when 4chan is down, so why not?
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>>3970550
That sucks, considering how insanely nutritious it is.
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>>3970568

>Liking what I don't makes you an artist cocksucker
>I never expected you assholes to like what I didn't

This kinda reasoning never gets old.
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>this thread
I'm out
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>>3970568
I would argue that weaver's art is about the story or the joke rather than the art, but then I remember that most of his jokes are >sex
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>>3970474
That's pretty good right there.
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>>3970428
It tastes fucking terrible. Don't bother.
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Just wanna thank the artists for these.

That is all.
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Any quests tonight?
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>>3970568
You seem upset
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>>3970648
Raisin Quest.
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>>3970648
Two.

Raisin Quest in dead horse.
Scrubbing Bubble's new quest on the sub.
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>Arabiajack
That's surprisingly hotter than it has any right to be.
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>>3970451
hateanon pls go
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>>3970651
S...s-source?
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>>3970568
>I don't like people liking things I think aren't worth liking
This was a stirring piece, I give it a thumbs-up.
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Raisin Quest 404'd.
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Quest 404'd

Hurry up and kill this horse.
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>>3970658

Ded horse just 404'd
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RIP Raisin ;_;
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>>3970627

>A large egg is about 70 calories, 211mg of cholesterol, 6g of protein, and 5g of fat
>For 30 calories more you get 22g of protein, 3g of fat, and 0 cholesterol

Kangaroo meat is the best. Shame I don't live in aussieland
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>>3970660
Not enough turbos worn by friendlies these days
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>>3970655
>>3970658
Aw shit, jackpot. For some reason I had thought RaisinQuest was a couple of days from now and I had no idea Scrubbing Bubble was running a new quest.
Hardmode quests quest night
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>tfw board is too fast and MLPG too slow
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>>3970689
>>3970687
>>3970694
Courtesy thread killing time, you say?
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>>3970674
wip
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>>3970605
Weaver's not even like other MLP artists who draw in different styles or draw different subject matter; he's literally got nothing

It's not even a question of varying tastes
it's the fact I can't understand why someone can remain stagnant for so long and why people enjoy something that 0 effort has gone into

I could forgive all this if he was like, funny or clever but it's literally all sex jokes all the time, as has been stated before. That's cute at first but then you realize he does nothing to change it up
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Killing the horse.
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Alright, we'll wait until this horse loses it's freshness and resume immediately where we left off.

Is there a better way to run this without worry of spilling off the Internet?
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>>3970723
the sub
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>Bought a ticket to UK Bronycon months ago just to meet De Lancie
>JUST found out he had to cancel his visit for a voicing job

JESUS FUCKING DICKS
Well, I'm not wasting this fucking ticket, who wants photos of the shithole tomorrow? Veggie55 is going, so I'll be sure to let him know his comics are terrible, at least.
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>>3970723
the sub's /q/?
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>>3970709
OH SHIT
POSTING IN LETH THREAD
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>>3970723

Could always go to the sub.
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>>3970723
the sub has a quest board i think
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Horse must die
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>>3970709
I know you're used to do it in the old horses but why not just make your own thread?
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>>3970716

>Your opinions are shit, mine are better
>Your opinions are shit, mine are better
>Your opinions are shit, mine are better

>I could forgive your shit opinions if they weren't shit
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>>3970716
It's clever and funny sex jokes.
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>>3970674
Looks like Guy-fuy
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Jr.

Please steam chat.

Please.
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>>3970723
The sub. Or you could just make a thread on /mlp/.
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>>3970716

I think Weaver's funny most of the time.
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>>3970742
Yes. Yes it does.
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>>3970744
I tried that once.

It was not pretty.
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>>3970706
>tfw you realize your quests can never live up to actual quests

Well, I always knew this was the case. I wish I could make things more challenging for my players.

>>3970723
Could use the sub. Stuff stays there practically forever, and you don't need to worry about 404. Might want the extension for it though.
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FREE OPEN HORSE HORSEWARE
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>>3970744
Because then it's not automatically archived. Also they would complain about the piss coming in even though they generally avoid quest threads.
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>>3970716
i think weaver is pretty funny, as well as enjoy his non pony things
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>>3970761
AJ ded
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>>3970736
>who wants photos of the shithole tomorrow?

Me! Me!

Oh, and if you do meet VeggieTales, at least have the decency to tell him that his comics are better than Toxic Mario.
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>>3970774
>generally avoid quest threads.

I wish. I still have nightmares about Discord Quest.
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>>3970774
Can just mark quest threads like has happened with Renne Quest.
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>>3970774
This is kind of the reason I want to keep it in ded horse. It's convenient to look over it later without fear of the quest being permanently lost.
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>>3970716
>he's literally got nothing
Adoring fans. a legacy on and off 4Chan, and 5 thousand US dollars.
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>>3970501
thanks for the butt sb
its a nice butt
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>>3970771
Twist is an okay pony
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>Raisin Quest dies
>suddenly images
You questers are silly. Just run it on the sub.
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>>3970771
I hope they give Twist more screen time in S3
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>>3970723

http://mlpg.co/q/index.html

You could have your own thread for Raisin... and not have to keep up with dead horse... and we can play whenever... you could draw panels...
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>>3970795

But then you get a pouring in of bronies from the rest of the board.
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veggie appreciation time
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ok pony enough, time for vidya and alcohol

see you in several hours
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I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE
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>>3970501
That's super kawaii.
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>>3970716
>It's not even a question of varying tastes
>it's that people like something I don't think they should
Sounds like it is precisely a question of varying tastes.
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>>3970746
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You know we could always just make a new horse and let them take this one as is, right?
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>>3970781
But what if its just her hat there talking?
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why are all of the child characters uniformly awful on this show

none of them have a single redeeming feature
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>>3970790
They seem to stay the hell away from Renne Quest
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>>3970817
heheh. That was funny.
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>>3970815
Didn't happen with Renne Quest.
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>>3970834
because children are awful
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You guys are ridiculous with this us vs them bullshit.
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>>3970830
THAT"S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK
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>>3970796

Do have a point. Gotta archive that shit.

Let's just wait until this horse dies. It's close anyways.
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>>3970817
that was actually decently funny
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>>3970840
>>3970843
they are probably racialist against diamond dogs
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>>3970834
They act like children, I don't think they're supposed to be specifically appealing apart from that
most people dislike them also dislike children, it makes sense
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>>3970796
Should we run it in this horse?

I mean it's only 20 images away from the New Horse anyways.
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>>3970817
i snickered
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Why is there so little art of pone riding mopeds
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>>3970761

Tex, are you going back to your Bic Mac tumblr?
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>>3970819
i have the alcohol, but DayZ wont load for me
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Time for cuddles?
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>>3970796
/q/ is pretty deep and the site operator has an archive already set up.
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>>3970860
They just don't want to get scared
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>>3970817
Didn't he already make that joke?
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>>3970856

God I just love that face.
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>>3970745
>>3970825

Well if that's what it boils down to, I'll just get right to it and say you all have shitty tastes. Please stop sucking Weaver's dick and grow some standards.
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>>3970784
I'll try my best Anon. I hope there's a lot of good photo opportunities because I am assuming the fairly normal looking britfag MLPG meetup isn't indicative of the entire British portion of the fandom
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>>3970513
having taken a look around I gotta say that seems like an even worse place for this
There must be a better solution than to shit up another place to spare this one
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Why is everything all slanty?
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>>3970834
Name one bad thing about Featherweight.
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>>3970892
i think you are just remembering that same comic as i dont think its new
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>>3970904
buck teeth
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>>3970817
Not bad. He made it shorter than his last ones too.
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>>3970873
Let's just wait for a little bit. If it gets a bit too shitty or it dies again, I'll consider doing a thread on /q/ in the sub.
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>>3970903
stop tilting your head
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>>3970886

Let's just do it here. Seems a bit draconian
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>>3970899
>Stop liking what I don't like and get good taste, by which I mean taste that is more like my own.
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New Horse, move when ready:

>>3970932
>>3970932
>>3970932
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>>3970904
His ears are too small.
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>>3970899
no
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>>3970942
Fuck the image limit, we Raisin now.
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>>3970771
Your ideology, though admirable, denies
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
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>>3970904

Too big head.
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>>3970942
>15 pictures left
fuck you
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>>3970942
>EARLY HORSE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3970908
That's possible
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>>3970899
Fuck that, I like what I like.
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>>3970912
>buck teeth
>bad
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>>3970970
They're wanting to run Raisin in here, why does it matter?
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>>3970979
i think he is talking about the lack thereof
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>>3970982

Fuck you it's tradition, that's why.
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Jesus christ we super sanic now.
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-1 image in the name of ADVENTURE!
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>>3970979
SB plz be interested in better characters
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>>3970999
>that little smile at the end
hhhnngggg!
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>>3970934
I fail to see whats wrong with offering you morons a reality check

whatever, im fucking done, Im gonna go watch a fucking movie or something
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>>3970902

I'm fine with you continuing to post here. More feedback here and such.
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>>3970982
Why does it matter to you if it matters to us?
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Wrong purple filly.
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It feels wrong to abandon horse without being imagefull
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Whatever, kill the horse then.
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>>3970997
Some traditions need not be carried on.
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>>3971018
second
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>>3971023
good fuck off and take your bad opinions with you
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>>3971023
Your "reality" sucks.
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>>3971023

Also fix your giant case of butthurt and learn what a filter is
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>>3971023

Have fun.
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>>3971035

It does. I feel naked.

I will help.
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>>3971018
>>3971041
Name one.
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I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Old Horse forever, for no raisin!
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>>3971059
fuck that's not the right one

>me
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>>3971074
Describe their characters in 2 or more sentences.
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>>3971074
Anyone other than the 3 you always draw (or put actual effort into)
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Put something in the satchel then tie it to our body or leg with the rope.

Boom.
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HAHA TIME FOR GRAPE ROCK!
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>>3970932
>>3970932
>>3970932
>>3970932
Image limit reached. Now we can use Aspie rant's early thread.
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>>3971074
Pillar of apple ponies. Braeburn being stood on by Big MAc, who has AJ standing on him, with Applebloom standing on top of all of them.
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>>3971097

MARK OUT THE MONEY SIGN

I KNOW THIS A TRAP JR YOU FUCK.
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okay

stompstarter, Hayseed, bits, rope inside money bag

also pls cover the money sign with something
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>>3971097
Can we get a better look at those flowers Zecora gave us?
Just in case.
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>>3971097

So we taking rope, fire starter, doll, school supplies, satchel and bits?

sounds good.
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>>3971143

This has my vote
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>>3971097
Wait, fuck, did I miss the start?
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>>3971097
If we do this, we do get to take those three things plus 4 more
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Limit reached, reposting my (slighy modified) vote from last thread.


Save
Dump saddle bags and equip.
Store Hayseed, Satchel, Bits and Stompstarter in saddle bags.
Store rope in satchel

If it's sunny out, equip royal medallion.

However, if we can remove the ribbon from the medallion and use that to secure the satchel to us outside of the saddlebag then we should. Use the extra inventory space for sneezing powder.

And find a way to conceal the money sign.

>>3971097
Rope should not be used so frivolously. It's stronger and heavier than other cords and should be free to use latter instead of having to undo our satchel from it.
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>>3971124
>Implying it's not the other way around and the fact that we covered the dollar sign makes us more suspicious.
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Alright, shit... sorry about that weird delay guys. Usually the old threads stay alive 5evr, so we don't have to worry about moving for like several hours.

Let me post what I had typed and we'll see what you guys want to do.

---

>>3970521
GAME INFO: Most of your school supplies are already in a small cubby at school. There, you have a Box of Pencils, a Notepad, an Eraser, and a Biology Book.

>>3970534
>>3970548
You think that it might be a good idea, before starting out this day in particular, to go ahead and give Hayseed a big hug. For some reason, you feel a bit more tense than usual, like something is bound to be different about today.

Swiftly taking that little doll into your hoof, you gently give her a little squeeze. As you do, you find yourself closing your eyes. You begin to think about the wind... how it felt in your mane. You think about the heat of a freshly baked loaf of bread radiating in your hooves. An inner peace sets over you as you imagine your mother's forelegs tucking a comfy blanket around your shoulders.

You feel safe.

GAME SAVED

>>3970549
>>3970552
>>3970559
CONFIRM: Empty Saddlebags, Equip them, store Hayseed, Rope, Stompstarter, Satchel + 100 bits.
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>>3970670
If we need it we can untie it and hold whatever we had tied down in our mouth while we use the rope.

SAVE

Saddlebags: Hayseed, flowers for Zecora, stompstarter, sneezing powder.

Fill the Money Satchel with 40 bits and tie it to us with a rope.

Explore the closet.
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>>3971178
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3962116.html

not much has happened but everything is on the bottom of this thread
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>>3971190

Raisin Quest makes us so paranoid...
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>>3971188
The rope can be unfastened, it'd better to make sure we keep it with us and keep our options open.
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>You know you’ve got Hayseed up on your back, very close and very safe. Your trusty saddlebags, slightly worn and torn from your recent trip with your friends through the Everfree Forest, are filled with a few supplies already. You know you’ve got a spare Cosmetics kit in there… courtesy of the local stone carver in town. There’s also a Bouquet of Flowers you collected for Zecora on your last trip. Lastly, there’s a large piece of Twisted Iron that you bent out of an old pipe to use as a securing ring for rope. It came in handy when your friends fell into a gigantic crater deep in the Everfree Forest.

>Since your last major adventure, you’ve taken to collecting adventuring supplies. Along the wall by your dresser are a myriad of tools hanging up. You’ve got a Spool of Rope, a Stompstarter, some Glass Vials, a very secure Firework Chest with Quarter Sticks of Dynamite, some Lamp Oil, a Hammer, a Saw, a Box of Nails, a Bag of Sneezing Powder, a large Satchel with a Money Symbol on the front, a Treasure Chest, and a Pack of Bubblegum
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>>3971197
Take a look at the flowers Zecora gave us.
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>>3971197

Oh good. If we NEED anything at least we'll have dosh.
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>>3971198
That's precious seconds wasted.

Use the ribbon from the medallion to secure it.
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>>3971197
These little save excerpts are really depressing now...
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This >>3971198 or loop the rope around us and put the flowers in our saddlebag.
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>>3971216
Rope would go in the saddle bag.

Satchel would be secured by the ribbon from the medallion.
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>>3971225
>>3971225

If we have an extra spot, maybe we should take the twisted iron. Might be good as a makeshift grappling hook.
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>>3971228
GAME INFO: Upon investigating the flowers, you notice several species mixed in with the bouquet you were asked to pick. You're not sure what each one does individually, but you volunteered to help get 2 of the species that Zecora needed for a new potion.

Of course, being a Cutie Mark Crusader, you went above and beyond the call of duty and got all 7 species she needed. You and your friends risked risked their lives to pick all of these.
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>>3971237
>Use the ribbon from the medallion to secure it.
You are some kind of genius. Loop the rope around us and tie the satchel to our saddlebag with the ribbon.

Can we buy tactical webbing in Ponyville?
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>>3971289
i hope we get her those flowers at some point
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>>3971289
Why do I have a feeling those flowers are going to come in handy at some point...
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>>3971225

Lamp oil has some sort of jaar, plus it would be a good lubricant in case something is stuck. then again, we have no lamp.

OH GOD THE PARANOIA IS COMING BACK.
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>>3971331
I want to take everything
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>>3971271
Tie an end of the rope to it then loop the rope around us.
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we're totally gonna be late for school
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>>3971305
Do this then bring Stompstarter, Old Pipe, Flowers, and Nails. Let Hayseed ride on your back.
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>>3971262
>>3971305
GAME INFO: The Royal Medallion is a large precious metal amulet with a sparkling gem set in the center. It's ornately carved to feature the two Princesses holding the gem in the center. The securing band that hangs around your neck is sturdy and should not break if you decide to tie something to it.

I'm seeing a lot of 'tie rope around body part, tie item to rope. Do we want to proceed with this action?
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>>3971366
Nails are useful without hammer because we can just tap them with our hooves to drive them into anything.
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Okay, here's what I got so far for taking shit with us.

Remember, we're going to school.

Empty bag of supplies.

Secure satchel with ribbon from medallion

Wrap rope around us with twisted iron attached

Hayseed on our back (secured by rope?)

This leaves five inventory spaces open in the bags.

Stompstarter, Flowers, Bubblegum, Sneezing Powder, Bits?
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We're going to get made fun of for having random things tied to us
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>>3971411
clearly being stone was all part of the larger plan
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>>3971381

You always scare me when you ask for confirmation like that

Yes. Ask your mum for help if you can't tie it well enough by yourself.
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>>3971289
>you volunteered to help get 2 of the species that Zecora needed for a new potion.
>Of course, being a Cutie Mark Crusader, you went above and beyond the call of duty and got all 7 species she needed.

Wait, what was that potion?
If we have all the ingredients needed to make it, it could be important.
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>>3971416
Stompstarter because fire, flowers because we have to deliver them, bubblegum for barter and adhesive, sneezing powder for quick escape (we are also immune to it) and bits because bits.
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>>3971419
>not bringing your rope and hook to school
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I'm now remembering why I love and dread these quests
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>>3971419
We'll just blind Diamond Tiara with our Medallion. Also.
>Not bringing your fridge to school.
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>>3971419
We're made of rock, I'm sure we're used to being made fun of.
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>>3971419
We'll get made fun of for being stone.

I don't think random shit is that big of a concern.
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>>3971428
normal ponies also have this ability
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>>3971416
>>3971441
Thoughts on this?
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>>3971381
Tie the Twisted Iron to the rope and loop the rope around our chest or barrel or whatever that part of the body is called on a pony. We can leave it by our cubby during class.
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>>3971419

fuck the police we've earned it.
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Do we have a ten foot collapsible pole somewhere on our person yet? Preferably more than one? Actually, make them 11-foot poles.
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did we ever rape those maids
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>>3971416
Hayseed on our back can backfire fast. Use the rope to wrap her around us and we can juggle our inventory as needed at school.
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>>3971490
we definitely oughta bring the twisted iron if we're going rope around us direction
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>>3971516
There were no maids in the castle and we used our favor to get Hayseed back out of the box.
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>>3971419
We're made of stone.
Something tells me random stuff tied to us won't get a second glance.
A bag with a large Money sign on it though might draw unwanted attention to us. People might try to steal it. Should we really take it?
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>>3971542
best decision
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>>3971516

Sadly no.
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>>3971439
GAME INFO: Zecora never fully confirmed what the potion was for. She said that she needed it to make a special bath for a pony in town. She told you that she'd find the other 5 species herself, but you and the CMC wanted to impress her while exploring for your Cutie Marks.

LIST OF ITEMS AND ACTIONS:
Saddlebags
Hayseed
Stompstarter
Rope
Money Bag Satchel + Bits
Medallion (around neck as Equipment)
Twisted Iron (tied around stomach, resting on back

...unless I'm confused? This sounds about right. Continue?

>>3971509
GAME INFO: Unfortunately, you have yet to acquire a 10-15 foot collapsible pole for your Adventuring Supplies.

>>3971516
GAME INFO: Raisin has not sullied any maids... nor knows how to complete such an action.
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>>3971551

Could always just tun it inside out.
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>>3971561
>She said that she needed it to make a special bath for a pony in town.

...The cure to poison joke, maybe?
That could come in handy.
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>>3971561
that's what i'd go for essentially

wait, is the twisted iron tied around us with the rope? if so that would leave us another saddlebag space
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>>3971561
That and crappy flowers around in mouth, then.

Also, since we don't breath, can we talk fine with things in our mouth?
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>>3971561
>nor knows how to complete such an action.
We have a Bio book sitting in our cubbyhole.
We're learning this shit.
>captcha: iareta sex
See, even captcha says so!
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>>3971561

Sounds good.
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>>3971522
Okay so:

Hayseed secured to back with rope (which has the twisted metal tied to it)

Saddlebags equipped

Satchel secured by the medallion's band.

This gives us five inventory slots.

I propose Stompstarter, Sneezing Powder, Bubble gum, Flowers and Bits
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>>3971561
Damn, you just know we're gonna fall into a 10-15 +1 foot hole at some point, and actually have to use our brains to get out.
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>>3971561
Combine the ROPE and TWISTED IRON into ROPE WITH GRAPPLING HOOK then wrap it back around us.

What do we keep in our closet?
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>>3971604
carry, not crappy whoops
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>>3971604

Eh, that might be overkill. Just go with what Jr listed. We'll probably be penalized for it anyways.
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>>3971561
I don't think that's using all of our inventory slots...

The satchel, rope and twisted iron don't take up slots because they are secured other ways.
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>>3971628

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWwYE7P55Wg
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>>3971632
Being penalized is part of the game.
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>>3971596
GAME INFO: With this current loadout, your saddlebags would contain Hayseed, a Stompstarter, Rope, and the Money Bag + 100 bits. Your bags are filled.

>>3971608

>>3971604
GAME INFO: For some odd reason, though you've tried ventriloquism in the past, your mouth still needs to be free in order for you to speak. The stone in your mouth you know as a tongue must still make all the movements of speech in order for you to talk correctly.

Breathing, however, is still not required, nor is air.
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>>3971623
So our total item count with this setup would be

Saddlebags, Satchel (equipped outside bags by tying it to the Medallion's band), Rope w/ Iron (Tied around our body, not using a slot), Hayseed (Secured to back by rope), Stompstarter, Sneezing Powder, Bubble Gum , Flowers and bits.
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>>3971679
>>3971608
GAME INFO: As far as a forceful sexual act is concerned, Raisin is still perfectly naive. Her biology books touch on the topic briefly, but only with other animals. Nothing explicit is explained in any great amount of detail. She's a school filly in school, so this information is currently not available to her.
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>>3971679

Sounds like a good setup without the flowers. At least we don't have to worry if we have to go scuba diving.
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>>3971679
But the rope, Hayseed and the money bag aren't going in the saddle bags.

Hayseed is on our back, secured by the rope/twisted iron combo. The money bag is secured by the medallion cord.
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>>3971718

Can we agree to hug a maid if we see one?
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>>3971699
Yes. The bits are in the satchel, right?
If we don't check the closet it will come back and bite us, I know it.
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>>3971741
Bits would be in the satchel, yeah.
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>>3971738

Bling bling.

I don't care at this point, let's just get the ball rolling. I'm almost out of snacks.
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>tfw spending over an hour without moving at all
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>>3971679
Can we buy a larger saddlebag afterschool, since we actually have money now?
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>>3971679
I'm game with this, we aren't going to zecoras yet anyway lets get this going
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>>3971844

Welcome to Raisin Quest. If we didn't think about every possible angle, we die very, very quickly.
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>>3971844
we are gonna be so late
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>>3971861
But that's not using all the potential inventory slots.

I'm game for this: >>3971699
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>>3971844
Well, she is made of stone.....
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After much self debate and a sudden streak of paranoia, you decide it best to equip yourself as best as possible. This day just doesn't settle well with you. It may have been the birds chirping so close to your window or that innate feeling you get when you sense danger nearby, but you're going out into the world prepared today.

Dumping out all of the items from inside of your saddlebags, you decide to stock them up with Hayseed, a Spool of Rope, a Stompstarter, and a Money Bag filled to the brim with 100 bits. You remember when this seemed like it was a ton of money... now, it's just a fraction of a weekly allowance.

Carefully, you don your Royal Medallion and secure your trusty Twisted Iron Rod around your back with a rope. It sits awkwardly at first, but you bend it into a convenient shape.

Standing in your room, you feel adequately prepared for anything the day has to throw at you. Before you is the door leading into the main hallway and a door leading into your closet.

Raisin will not be able to move very well with half of her supplies tied around various body parts. I will let you do so, but it may cost you down the road.
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>>3971893
What if that runs the risk of us losing something because it fell off?
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>>3971911
CLOSET
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>>3971893
I dunno that having a money bag tied around you is a great idea
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>>3971911

Check the closet if we have time.
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>>3971911
I probably just missed it, but there wasn't anything important in the saddlebags to start with, right?
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>>3971911
...Seriously?
Sweet jesus how much are we making?\
also check dat closet.
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>>3971911
Check the Closet.

Also we might want to dump some shit off onto the CMC once we meet them in about 3 hours.
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>>3971911

>implying we need to evade now that we can tank with our stone body.

It's worth it.
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>>3971911
Hug you mother and let's go. We can tie the stuff to Sweetie later.
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>>3971965


>>3971225
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>>3971965
cosmetics kit, the flowers for zecora, and the twisted iron originally
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>>3971911
How is our rope in our saddlebag and tied around our body at the same time? I think this >>3971997 is what a few of us had in mind.

Where are the flowers?
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>>3971986
It really isn't.
Especially with our stone body.
You can repair an injury, you can't fix broken rock.
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>>3971939
>>3971960
>>3971976
>>3971984
You decide that you better check to see if there's anything useful inside of your closet. You haven't been in there in a while, but you think it'd be best to be fully prepared. You don't know if you'll be able to stop by your house later if your adventuring suspicions are correct.


You have a lot of new clothes inside the walk-in closet. Most of them are way too formal to wear to school everyday, so you almost never look around in here. Among several sets of gowns and dresses are several cases filled to the brim with jewelry. Unfortunately, most of it cannot be worn, considering you don’t have a mane to set them on. You’ve considered getting some gems inset on your ears, but your Dad won’t let you. You’re still too young, apparently.
Looking around, you have several pairs of custom built shoes, specifically designed to accommodate your incredible weight. You get made fun of by Diamond Tiara a lot when you wear these to school…
Along the east wall, you see a couple of costumes. They’re all from the play your Dad funded from back before Winter Wrap Up Day. He had a bunch of them done up for your classmates. You’d played 3 roles during the play… a Frog, a Dragon, and a Maid. While the first two looked ridiculous, you always liked the Maid costume for some indiscernible reason. Maybe it reminded you of your loving housekeeper, Mary Annette… you honestly don’t know.
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>>3971986
>tfw warforged pone
We don't even need to worry about breathing anymore. Heck, if we didn't mind all our shit getting soggy we could probably do a little light riverbed or sea floor exploration.
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>>3972024
GAME INFO: Your rope is on a small spool. You used a cut of rope to secure the Twisted Iron Rod to your back.

Currently, the rod is bent to fit the curvature of your back.
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>>3972082
Obviously we must combine pieces of all three into the best costume ever and wear it to school.
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>>3972082
bahahaha
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>>3972082
Mary Anette?
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>>3972082
Put the flowers in our mouth and head to school, but with our parents goodby and tell them we love them before we leave.
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>>3972145
>bent to the curvature of your back

I don't know why but that sounds incredibly hot.
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>>3972082

Resist our urge to dress up. We're fine. Let's head out.
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>>3972162

I vote against this. If we get fucked we can revert to this save.
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>>3972082
If possible wear the maid costume unless it's too cumbersome. Run down stairs and huge your Mom. Also look for Mary Anette and hug her too. Hug her longer than your Mom
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>>3972082

Let's give our mom a hug and head off to school.
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>>3972162
If those flowers are ingredients for a potion I wouldn't want them anywhere near my mouth, but then again I'm not made of granite.
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>>3972162
We can't spend the whole day carrying flowers around in our mouth...
Maybe we can make them into a wreathe and wear it on our head.
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>>3972082
wear no things, go hug mom, go to school
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>>3972175

Fap later, quest now.

Go to the school and see what kind of danger threatens the world again.
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>>3972158
GAME INFO: Your loving and trusty house maid, Mary Annette. She's been under your father's employ since you moved out into your new home.

>>3972176
>>3972162
>>3972215
>>3972233
Debating about whether or not a costume would look good with all of your current equipment, you decide it best to get your day started. You exit your closet and head out of the main door of your room. You look back for a moment, nod, then shut the door.

You venture out into the grand hallway of your home. You make sure to keep your hooves on the carpet since they leave scuff marks if you trod on the oak flooring. It also makes a terrible racket; you like to pretend that you’ve still got a bit of stealth left to you.

You’re now in the Merlot Residence Foyer. To your right, you can hear your Mom arguing about something. To your left is the main door.
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>>3972082
Nothing useful then.
Let's just head out, hug our Mom, Dad, and our maid, then make a reminder to buy larger saddlebags after school.
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>>3972202
>>3972218
>>3972220
We stick them in our cubby when we get to school and take them out when school is over.

>>3972202
We have three (3) saves and you want to waste one on flowers?
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>>3972277
Listen in on mom.
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>>3972277
Try and hear what mom is arguing about.
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>>3972294
Hey, you never know. Those flowers could be poisonous
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>>3972277
Go inside the room where Mom is.
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>>3972325
I don't think we're in danger of being poisoned. We don't even have blood.
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>>3972277
Drop some eves.
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>>3972313
>>3972317
>>3972333
I swear to god if it has anything to do with us and our condition I'm going to be depressed as fuck.

That's grounds to run away and live in the clubhouse.
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>>3972277

Stay on the carpet, only approach enough to hear the quest hook.
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>>3972277
Try to listen in on our Mom arguing.
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>>3972325
GEE SENTENAL, WE WOULDN'T WANT TO GET STONE ROT OR SOMETHING WOULD WE?
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Aaaagh, I forgot we were starting up again today! Time to read up on what I missed.
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>>3972325
We're made of stone. They could be the most poisonous shit in the world and we wouldn't have to worry about anything. Though that is something to keep in mind since were weren't supposed to get all 7 flowers. Be wary of who touches what.
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>>3972294
GAME INFO: You have 3 continues. You have an unlimited number of saves, but only your two most recent saves are considered when loading.

>>3972313
>>3972317
>>3972352
>>3972373
You approach the door to the dining room cautiously, taking care not to make the floorboards creak under your weight. Putting your head against the door, you can hear her arguing with Mary Annette.

“No, no, itz fine! Just relax, Mrs. Merlot, and… I’ll prepare ze table for you after I’m done vith ze cooking…” It sounds like Mom is trying to do Mary's job again. You can't hear anything else beyond their talking, but you're sure Mary's putting on a breakfast for your mom, dad, and the staff.

It always looked incredibly appetizing.
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>>3972218
>>3971585
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>>3972396
You never know, we could get the slates
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>>3972354
Can we still even go in the clubhouse?
I can't imagine that wood supports very much weight...
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>>3972408
I miss food ;_;
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>>3972408
Say goodbye to everyone before you go.
Just in case...
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>>3972408
Time for school.
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>>3972408
She making breakfast for our parents?

Good to know they're eating well.
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>>3972408
Go hug mom pls
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>>3972426
GAME INFO: Because of your incredible weight, the CMC have temporarily moved meetings to a more grounded location deep in the Apple Family Orchard.

Most of the time, they still meet in the clubhouse. They'll come down and hang out with you whenever you're around, though. They'd hate to leave you out of something.
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>>3972408

Eh, whatever. Go inside and say good morning to them.
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>>3972408
Hug everyone then exit your house.
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>>3972408

Give our mom a hug, dad a kiss on the cheek, and flash a sly look towards the maid.
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>>3972408

Say good morning to everyone and give our mom a hug.
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>>3972408
How much are we worth?
Are we the richest family in Ponyville or something now?
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>>3972471
>>3972451
>>3972483
>>3972484
>>3972507
>>3972527
Before you set out to school, you open the door to the dining room and head on in. Your mom is juggling a couple of plates while Mary chases her about, trying to prevent the stack of fine porcelain from falling to the floor.

“Please, Mary, I just want to help. Let me set the table while you…” Her resistance to the flustered maid ends when she sees you. “Raisin! You’re up and about early this morning! I didn’t even hear you come in!” She smiles as the maid dashes back into the kitchen to answer a whistling kettle. Mom meets you halfway between the table and the dining room door to give you an empty squeeze. You give her a little hug back, hearing her strain slightly. “Strong as ever! Oh, my beautiful, shiny little ge-” She stops for a moment, noticing all the equipment you've got on. "...you know not to go adventuring while your in school, don't you?"

"Of course, mom. I've just one of those feelings today... you know?"

She rolls her eyes. "Oh, of course you do!" You close your eyes as she gives you a little kiss on the forehead. “How are you this
morning?”

>>3972557
GAME INFO: Celestia helped your dad secure a large plot of land just across from Sweet Apple Acres. Since then, your dad has been turning record profits for the family grape business.

Alongside a grant given to you by the Princesses, you're sure that you're quite well off.
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forgive this clueless anon as iv only read half way thought the 1st archived quest, but how/when did Raisin seemingly become rich? i got the impression she lived rather modestly before.
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>>3972600
Saving Equestria, Twice, came with a few benefits.
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>>3972600
GAME INFO: This just happened at the beginning of Raisin Quest 4. Because of her actions in Raisin Quest 3 and for saving Equestria, Celestia hooked her father up with a plot of land as per Raisin's request. Since then, Raisin's dad has been turning a tidy profit.
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>>3972598
Tell her that we are good and that we love her very much. Tell her to tell dad the same then go to school.
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>>3972598
"There was a scary bird chirping outside our window!"
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>>3972600

Reward from the last quest. We got some mad dosh for saving the world.
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>>3972598
>your
BEEFED
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>>3972598
Ask her if she can put those flowers Zecora gave you in a vase so that they don't wilt.
We may need them later.
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>>3972598

Tell them to have a good day and that we love them.

After all, this might be the last time they see us.
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>>3972598
Tell your parents you love them.
And then let's get this adventure underway.
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>>3972668
They are from the Everefree. Just because they didn't hurt us doesn't meant they won't hurt others

>inb4 someone tells me that JR wouldn't start us off with dangerous items
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>>3972732
I'm not entirely sure that they're dangerous.
But I'm definitely sure they're going to end up being important somehow.
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>>3966205
>Hey, do we still talk by pushing air past vocal chords? If not we should be able to talk just fine with stuff in our mouth.

...in my hooves, on my head, in my saddlebags… in my mouth!
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>>3972732

>explosive satchel.

You clearly don't know Jr.
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>>3972764
That's what I was referencing with my greentext. Take a few minutes to wake up because we all need to be at our sharpest here.
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>>3972633
>>3972652
>>3972692
>>3972698
"Everything's going good... but I had some birds chirping outside of the window..."

Your mom rolls her eyes. "Ah, the birds! That's why you're all fitted for combat! You know, you've lived through some of the most terrifying experiences I can possibly imagine... but you're scared of a few little bir-"

"I have reasons. It's kinda complicated."

Your mom looks at you with some concern. "It's alright, Raisin..." She gives you another hug. "Are you going to say bye to your dad before you go?"

"He's out in the fields, right?"

Your mom nods. "But hurry up! You're going to be late if you keep dilly dallying around!"

"Alright. Love ya, mom."

You turn about and dash out of the dining room, heading for the front door. As it swings open, you're greeted with a glistening view of Sweet Apple Acres in the distance. Ever since you moved out into the countryside, you’ve felt much more at peace with yourself. Your Dad’s new vineyard covers a ton of land behind your house; he’s never been happier. You can see several members of the staff tending to the grapes.

"Raisin! There you are!" Applebloom greets you at the door. Your house is only a little stroll down the street from the Apple Family's house now. "...what's with all the...?" She motions to your equipment.

You step on something crunchy.
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>>3972798
Oh. What a shame.
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>>3972798
Look down upon someone's broken glasses.
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>>3972798
"I had a feel."
"A feel...for adventure."
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>>3972798
did we just crush our enemies to dust beneath our stone hooves?
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>>3972798
Look down and see what we stepped on then tell her that we have the same feeling we had before the whole King Tezel thing.
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>>3972798
Check and see what the crunchy thing was.

Tell Applebloom it feels like one of those days.
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>>3972798

Try to ignore the twinge of satisfaction.

Let's hope it was a pigeon. Fuckers probably shit on us every time we go to the park.
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>>3972798

"Oh, just nothing. Let's get school over with so we can hang out afterwards!"
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>>3972894
>one of those days
>"Oh! I didn't know you'd have that happen, considerin' yer made of stone and all..."
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>>3972939
Golems have menstrual cycles too.

They excrete hot slag and sand. Some ponies keep golems around and time them out to produce wonderful "blown glass" products.
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>>3972833
>>3972859
>>3972878
>>3972894
>>3972911
You look down, seeing a small piece of parchment crunched under your hoof. You lift your hoof straight up to make sure that it doesn't get ground into dust.

"Oh, ah was gonna ask you about that... somepony dropped this off and flew away." She looks at it curiously. "Seems like there's a lot of weird letters gettin' delivered nowadays..."

You pick up the letter roll and undo a seal on it. It springs open.

"Dear Raisin,

You don’t know who I am… I think… but I want to help you with your golem (problem crossed out) situation.” The rest of the letter has a bunch of crossed out text that's almost completely indiscernible. The last line reads, "I want to tell you more, but I don’t know how to say it yet. I’ll be around.” There’s no signature, but there’s a scrawled out map on the back of the letter. There’s a bunch of X marks around Ponyville, but there’s a circle around Canterlot, some mountains near Sweet Apple Acres, and around the ruins in the Everfree Forest. All of the circles have question marks above them.

"Huh... that's definitely kinda weird..."

Applebloom gets a twisted up look on her face. "Yeah, wait til I show you the notes my sister keeps gettin'. That's some weird stuff."
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>>3973009
Adventure starts now
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>>3973009
"What sort of weird stuff?"
Also, make sure you don't lose that parchment.
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>>3973009
Let's play hooky for a bit and check her sister's notes out.
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>>3973009
Are we able to keep the parchments in KEY ITEM slots that don't use up regular inventory?

Ask Applebloom about the letters AJ's been getting.
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>>3973009
Note to self, be sure to read those other notes when we get the chance.

Anyway, no point in rushing off into an adventure without the rest of the gang. Time for school. Then maybe adventure.

Will the parchment fit in our bag?

And do we even want to get rid of our rock hard body?
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>>3973070
I hope so, we don't need more inventory time
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>>3973009
She can show us during recess. While we walk to school ask her to reminded us about why we had to gather those flowers for Zecora and what she thinks the potion is for.
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>>3973009
"That sounds like a plot hook!"
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>>3973082
>And do we even want to get rid of our rock hard body?

Yes please, I want to hug hayseed for real
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>>3973009

THE PLOT THICKENS!

Let's swing over to Sweetie's house on the way to school.
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>>3973009

Looks like we have a secret admirer~~~

Blush and ask about the other notes.
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>>3973131
Can we do that? Can rocks blush?
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>>3973151
Only blushrocks can blush.
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>>3973151
ponies shouldn't be able to blush but can
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>>3973131
>implying Sweetie Belle isn't the only one we have eyes for
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>>3973184
>>3973182
>>3973151
>>3973131
Guys if we blush now our gold specks will be ruby red for the rest of the day.
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>>3973221
aw dude
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>>3973221
>our gold specks will be ruby red
That only happens when our hoof glows with a burning power. A power that tells us to destroy evil.
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>>3973236
Think of the teasing.
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>>3973210
>Sweetie Belle
>not Scootaloo
whatever, man
actually come to think of it, any of the 3 could work
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>>3973256
The hopes of my friends are etched upon my body; turning the infinite darkness into light. Unmatched in heaven and earth. One soul, one body.
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>>3973064
>>3973066
>>3973070
>>3973090
"What weird letters? You gotta show me!" You knew that an adventure was going to happen, you just knew it. A ton of possibilities cross your mind; is there some evil dragon threatening the orchard? Are there some radioactive moles trying to dig tunnels through the farmhouse? Is it blackmail from a zombie pony king?

Applebloom rolls her eyes. "Here, ah snuck one out of her room. Be warned; It's REALLY sappy." She makes a gag look as she withdraws a peach smelling, pink postcard from her saddlebags. She starts trotting down the road as you hold it in one hoof, reading it over and keeping pace.

"Applejack, your mane is like the purest lightning bolt, bright and energetic as it's radiant glow strikes my heart. How I pine for your affection, to hold you in my arms and stare into your emerald eyes..." It continues, but you don't wish to read it too much further.

"Ugh, gross."

"I know, right? It's a love letter from some creep that won't say who he is. He initialed it 'LS'..." Applebloom takes the letter and stores it in her saddlebags. She moves in closer to whisper to you, "We don't know anypony with those initials. It's really weird..."

You continue walking on down the road. As you approach town, you see a small group of ponies huddled around town square. They chatter and talk quietly, surrounding something that you can't quite see.

"Huh? What's goin' on?" Applebloom asks.
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>>3973009
Rasin seems to have a very awkward stalker that enjoys mystery
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>>3973311
"Let's check it out."
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>>3973311
>LS
>Little Strongheart
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>>3973311

Go see what's going on.
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>>3973311

Tell AB to investigate. After all, wouldn't want to steal the spotlight.
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>>3973346
Bit of an age gap there.
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>>3973311
>LS
Love Sonnet?
Lesbian Sunshine?
Love Song?
Lesbian Surprise?

Anyway, let's check out the commotion. We're well equipped and our body is ready.
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>>3973311
Check it out, but stay, well, as well out of sight as possible.
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>>3973352
>>3973346

On second thought, send AB. You told us we don't have stealth for a raisin
>>
Put on our wizard hat and robe.
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>>3973311
>LS
Leth Supercomputer
>>
We forgot to say goodbye to dad...
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>>3973311
aw shit more adventure, check dat shit
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>>3973311
>Joyce's Dirty Letters.
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>>3973405
Run back and say goodbye to Dad.
Now.
That's like, a bad omen man.
>>
Come to think of it, if we got a good running start how many walls do you think we could smash through before being stopped?
>>
Alright, caught up. Time for mystery and danger!
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>>3973405
>>3973441
DO IT.
NOW.
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Ask her to check for us while we continue to school.
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>>3973442
all of them
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>>3973480

No stay here. Can't risk getting even more separated.
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>>3973342
>>3973349
>>3973352
>>3973370
>>3973412
You approach the large group of ponies, trying to get a peek at what they're surrounding. Through a sea of legs, you're unable to make out what has got their attention. You'd like to maneuver through them, but you don't want to draw too much attention.

"Hey Applebloom... you think you can sneak around and see what all the fuss is about?"

She nods, letting her curiosity guide her through all of the legs. A few ponies bounce up in the air as she pushes her way through. You hear several ponies near you chattering, "How did something this big show up overnight? Did someone carve this?"

As you wait for Applebloom, you hear a familiar voice chime in from behind. "Raisin! There you are! You'll never guess wh... uh... what's with all the...?" You turn, noticing that she's eyeing all the equipment you've got strapped onto yourself.

"Adventure, Sweetie. It's in the air."

The Mayor starts speaking over the crowd. "Citizens of Ponyville! There's no need for panic nor alarm!" The ponies all start to settle down, preparing for a speech. "We're currently assessing damages and trying to figure out where this thing came from!"

Several ponies bump up in the air as Applebloom makes her way back through the legs. She pushes out between the last pair, landing on the ground before you.

"It's a HUGE snake statue!" she gasps.

Sweetie tilts her head. "...a Snake... statue?"

>Continue to listen to Mayor or go to school?
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>>3973509
If shit starts hitting the fan we know exactly what to do.

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
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>>3973442
GAME INFO: Raisin does have a lot of mass to herself. She's very small, but incredibly heavy. It doesn't take her any energy to get running either, but it would take quite a bit to stop her.
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>>3973532
Continue listening. Cheerilee will understand and we need this info dump.
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>>3973532
hug dad pls
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>>3973532

Continue listening
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>>3973532
Keep listening. Cheerilee will be upset that we are late, but we have an excuse.
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We're going to be late for school, I just know it
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>>3973532
Uh oh...
We should probably get to school. We can investigate the snake statue more once classes have let out.
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>>3973532

The plot thickens even more!!!!

Let's stay.
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If we get detention for being late, I'm blaming all of you.
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>>3973579
It's official, we can go full Juggernaut at any time.
>>
We run the risk of being held in at lunch or something if we're late, though. Mayor's already admitted she knows nothing about how it got there, d'you think she'll have anything useful to say?
Only thing I can think of is how they're planning to deal with it.
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>>3973532
Listen.
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>>3973532
Fuck school, let's stay here. This is more interesting.
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>>3973632

>implying Cheerilee could stop us even with her earth pony retard strength.

Let's see her stop a moving boulder.
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>>3973532
We should move to another town

but stay and listen, get dat info dump
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>>3973532
Keep listening, but reference the location of the snake statue versus the marks on the map
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>>3973532
All the Mayor is doing is damage control.
Plus, whatever she has to say we can just ask around for later if we feel the need to.
Run back to the fields to hug Dad, then head to school.
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>>3973673
Who need detention when we can knock down a fucking wall?
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>>3973673
who also happens to be an earth pony or does that not apply since she is stone?
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>giant snake
>implying we'll encounter a living giant snake
>implying it might swallow us.
>implying you sick fucks won't get off to it.

Jr pls.
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>>3973673
>>3973702
Anon pls
pls
don't give Jr the opportunity to fuck you over
because he will take it
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>>3973673
But then she'll put a negative mark on Rasin's permanent record!
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>>3973725
He probably wouldn't like us. We'd probably sit in it's stomach like a rock.
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>>3973747
and since we are immortal that shit will really last forever
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>>3973581
>>3973589
>>3973592
>>3973619
You decide to hang back and see what the Mayor has to say about this thing. A Snake Statue seems like an odd thing to have just simply appeared here overnight.

"Twilight Sparkle, Celestia's star pupil, is currently researching what this creature may be or may have been. What we do know is that it has not moved since it was discovered and more than likely will not move again. We ask that everypony keep their distance while we try to get things sorted out!"

The crowd starts getting a little restless. "That can't be all you know! It destroyed half of my house!"

The Mayor talks over the disgruntled pony. "Please, be patient! We've already got ponies helping to repair all of the damaged buildings and other statues! We're not even sure if this thing caused the damages!"

From behind, another voice chirps in. "Hey, what's going on?" Scootaloo stands atop your back, being mindful of the Twisted Iron Rod you've strapped to yourself.

"There's some snake statue thing in the middle of town. Apparently, it caused a lot of damage or something." You bring her up to speed.

"Soo... does that mean school's cancelled?" Scootaloo leans over your head, looking into your stony, cold eyes.
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>>3973752
We could punch our way out.
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>>3973778
"Doubt it. Let's hurry."
Get to school.
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>>3973747
scrubbing bubbles pls go back to running your own quest
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>>3973778
"Probably not. Cheerilee wouldn't cancel school even if the world was ending."

Shake Scootaloo off. We hate it when she does that.
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>>3973778
>Scootaloo standing on Raisin's back, craning her head round to look her in the face
I kinda want to see a picture of this, now.
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>>3973778
oh god dammit
See? Nothing.
Now we're gonna be late to school for nothing.
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>>3973778
Lock eyes with the snake statue as we make our way to school.
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>>3973778

"Nah, let's come back after school"

Proceed to come back after school.
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>>3973834

mite b cool.
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>>3973778
"Nope, but if we are lucky it means we won't get in trouble for being late. Race you to school!"
Then take off laughing and enjoying our childhood.
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>>3973778

It might become active at night, which means we're on ANOTHER time limit.

Jr pls.
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>>3973867

Just make sure we keep our eyes on the road in front of us. don't want to accidentally bump into a bystander and shatter their ribs.
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>>3973867
If we take off laughing, will Scootaloo fall off? Will we accidentally run into a wall and topple a house?

How big are we as a golem anyway?
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>>3973919
Same size as always, I assume.
Despite knowing this, I do keep imagining her being bigger and stockier, for some reason.
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>>3973919

Still filly sized, just entirely made of granite.
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>>3973812
>>3973832
>>3973847
>>3973848
>>3973867
"Doubt it. Cheerilee wouldn't cancel school even if the world was ending."

Sweetie Belle gasps. "Oh! Shoot! I really hope we're not late!" She trots on ahead, leading the way to school. A couple ponies turn their heads when they hear you gallop. Your hooves hit the ground with a slight quake; it's hard to ignore. A few adults chatter back and forth, saying, "Hey, that's Raisin!"

You turn back to look at the snake statue. From this angle, you can see it's tail. The thing is pretty big; at least as tall as two ponies. It looks all twisted up. You turn to keep your eyes ahead of you, noticing that Scootaloo isn't anywhere to be seen.

As you approach the schoolhouse, you immediately notice something's wrong.

"Uh.. wasn't the schoolhouse... taller... yesterday?" Applebloom comments on the sunken structure. Cheerilee is standing outside talking to a construction worker pony. She looks disappointed.

>>3973919
GAME INFO: As a golem, you are still filly sized. You don't seem to resemble King Tezel, the monstrously sized golem you defeated in your last adventure, in any way... besides being made of stone.
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>>3974008
Sinkholes, Statues and Secrets OH MY!

Ask the teacher what happened I guess. Be sure to ask whether or not this means school is canceled.

Sink holes? In my Ponyville?
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>>3974008
Ask Cheerilee what happened.
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>>3974008
Dammit, Scootaloo must have stayed behind.
Go ask Cheerilee what happened.
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>>3974008

Ask Cheerilee what happened to the schoolhouse.
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>>3974008
Ask what's going on.

>>3974055
She's probably still on our back.
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>>3974055
Or fell off your back.

You know, she was standing on it when we decided to run off. Could be hurt, even. She may never fly again.
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>>3974008
School canceled!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>3974008

The snake statue isn't Discord is it?
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>>3974092
She never could fly in the first place. She just won't be able to ride her scooter as effectively.
>>
Y'know, Raisin can't feel and she has her eyes straight ahead; perhaps Scootaloo just surfed us to school?
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>>3974126
Until such time as the world ends, we will attend class as though it intends to spin on.
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>>3974129
Twilight wouldn't need to "Research" it since she already knows who it is. So no.
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>>3974043
>>3974046
>>3974055
>>3974056
>>3974072
You slowly approach Cheerilee. You feel the ground nearly suck your hoof into the pathway. Taking another step, your other hoof plunges through the dirt and into a void beneath the ground. You pull up, looking slightly embarrassed as your friends traverse the path without a problem.

"Oh, girls... I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid that school's cancelled today." Cheerilee seems very down. "I can't open the front doors, so we can't run class." You imagine that if most of the building were destroyed but Cheerilee could access the blackboard, classes would be good to go.

"What happened?" Applebloom asks, staring at the dilapidated structure. You listen at a distance, not wanting to risk falling through the road completely.

"Well, apparently, the foundation of the school just up and vanished last night... that's what the construction workers are saying, at least." She points to the corner of the building. It looks like a large, circular chunk is missing.

Scootaloo jumps off your back. She does a little dance on the pathway in front of you. "Schooooooooool's cancelllllllleeeeddd~~~~ yeaahh!!!!" She moonwalks and flaps her little wings to barely keep herself hovering above the ground.

Sweetie and Applebloom continue talking with Cheerilee. Scootaloo celebrates before you. It's still pretty early in the morning.
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>>3974217
The.... the snake eats stone?

Well.

That's certainly not a good thing.
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>>3974217
If we had something to light the way we could explore the hole.

Until then, gather the troops and meet at the temporary CMC headquarters and plan our next move.

Obviously the letters, the sinkhole and the statue have to be linked.
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>>3974217
Tell Scootaloo that we are gonna run run and grab the flowers so we can deliver them to Zecora. Ask her if she wants to come.
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>>3974217
Any tracks left by the snake? At this point I'm assuming it was asleep underground and the school was built on top of it. It'd be interesting to know if it headed straight to it's current resting place as though it had a goal or whether it wandered around.

>>3974242
...Oh. Or perhaps that. Yikes.
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>>3974242
That or someone's going around animating stone... Again.
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>>3974242
>>3974272
Maybe that's what he meant by 'would take care of our little golem problem'. He's not gonna cure us, he's gonna eat us!
Anyways, now that we know school's canceled, tell the CMC to grab their saddlebags and meet us at our house, then distribute equipment and go to Zecora's.
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The schoolhouse was built on a giant stone snake! This explains everything!
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>>3974334
Second
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>>3974334
>>3974353
Third.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
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>>3974334
Yes. Tell them to get their saddlebags.

It's adventuring time.
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You know eventually they're going to wise up and not want to go on adventures with us any more.
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>>3974454
>CMC
>wise up
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>>3974272
>>3974395
>>3974334
>>3974353
>>3974362
You shout out to Sweetie Belle and Applebloom. "Hey guys!" You wave them back over. You place a hoof on Scootaloo to make her stop dancing and pay attention. She shivers slightly at your touch.

"Alright... I knew today was going to be different. Something weird's going on... this statue, the letters, and the school house sinking into the ground have to be related somehow..." You look about. "You guys get your saddlebags. Let's meet at my house quick, get supplies, then get a game plan down."

"Oh man, I love your new house!" Scootaloo looks happy. "Plus, you've got all those tools and stuff. You've got the coolest parents, Raisin!"

You smile at her enthusiasm before leading the way back to your place. You run through town square again, noticing that the Mayor now has a long line of ponies writing down something up on the makeshift stage she set. The snake statue is now clearly visible; it's incredibly long. In it's current state, it looks like a twisted pile of string with a giant mouth gaping open.

The CMC have split to their homes for the most part. Applebloom travels by your side. "You think this is gonna be something big?"

"Beats me. Let's get this thing figured out."

You stop by the front door of your house, letting Applebloom run down the road to Sweet Apple Acres.

>>3974362
GAME INFO: It is currently ~9AM-ish. It's still pretty early in the morning.
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>>3974454
...When have they ever complained about carrying stuff?
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>>3974463
luckily we can always count on this
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>>3974463
Hey, it could happen... ONLY ON THE HUB!
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>>3974454
Well look what happened to us. We are now a Golem and Rich thanks to adventuran. They probably want in on some of the benefits of going on these quests.
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>>3974454
But, they get to save the day too, and learn about talents they may have.

If Strawberry didn't already have one, his/hers should be marionette strings, because they were such a good puppet.
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>>3974488
Go inside and grab our flowers in our mouth, then come back out and wait for the others.
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>>3974488
That... wasn't the answer I was looking for.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADVENTURE TIME!
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>>3974488

Would it be worth it to stop by and see AJ? She might know SOMETHING.
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>>3974488
We really should say something to dad before we go off on our adventure.

Not mom though. Mom would freak.
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>>3974488

Alright, time to solve this mystery by sunset. Otherwise we fucked.
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>>3974560
GAME INFO: There are several leads at this point in time. The direction of your adventure depends solely upon what you, the questers, wish to do.

Now that we've got our 'intro' out of the way, the real fun is about to begin. Get ready to think.
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>>3974521
Speaking of which: Mary Annette.
Think she's spying on us for someone?
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>>3974587

>"HEY DAD! I'm off to save the the world! If I'm not back by sunset assume the worst."

>"Okay Raisin, just don't get into trouble."
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>>3974488
Get those flowers. We can have one of our friends carry them in their saddlebags.
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>>3974617

But maids are sweet and innocent and the best things in the world to cuddle. Surely she's not evil.

The butler, on the other hand, that might be a shady character.
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>>3974532
For fucks sake, enough with the carrying the flowers in the mouth.
Between us and the CMC, we probably have enough inventory space to carry everything we need and then some.
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>>3974601
Alright, our leads.

The Letter
The Snake
Applejack's Admirer (maybe a Red Herring)
The Sinkhole

Which should we pursue? I'd say hold off on the Snake until Twilight has had time to study it. Approach her at the Library latter this afternoon.

First things first, see if any of the locations noted on the letter are nearby.
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>>3974696

We should ask Sweetie if her sister has been getting letters from a secret admirer too.
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>>3974696
We should drop off the flowers and ask Zecora if she knows what the statue might be first. She might have some idea.
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>>3974587
I dunno that we need to say anything but we should say goodbye that we didn't get to say last time
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>>3974696
One of them is in the mountains behind Sweet Apple Acres.
Those should be the closest, considering we're right next door.
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>>3974696

We should closely compare the letters to see if the writing is similar between the two.
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>>3974758
also this
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>>3974735
>Rarity
You mean there's a chance she ISN'T getting letters from a secret admirer?
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>>3974735
>>3974758
These first, then mountains.
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>>3974743
Actually, on that note, take the letter with us to Zecora and ask her what she thinks they might mean by 'cure us of our golem problem'.
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>>3974788

Mountains seem kind of big. Besides, shouldn't we get more clues? Once we leave for the mountains, there won't be any chance of us getting any more items.
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>>3974788
Scratch that, those first then Zecora.
>>
dong ding
thread is about mid-way on page 10
just so you don't get blindsided in ten minutes or so
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>>3974788
>>3974751
Why are we heading to the mountains first?
It might be a trap.
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>>3974843
It takes longer than 10 minutes to fall off of page 10. We have around an hour+ at this time of night.

But thank you.
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>>3974532
>>3974646
>>3974691
You open up the front door and head inside. Mary Annette greets you in the Foyer. "Master Raisin! Shouldn't you be in school?"

"Uh... okay, I know this is gonna sound like a lie, but the school has literally sunken into the ground. Classes are cancelled."

She gives you a sarcastic look. "Cheerilee never cancels class." You stare her down for a few moments before she rolls her eyes. "Oh, do stay out of trouble, Master Raisin..." She moves along, dusting off some plants in the main foyer.

Running passed her, you continue into your room, looking for the Bouquet of Flowers you picked. You carefully pick it up in your mouth and make your way back out into the hallway. Staying on the carpet, you make sure to walk while you're inside. As you pass Mary, she shuffles away suddenly. "Oh! Don't sneak up on me like that!" She seems a little flustered.

"Mmmm... smphy." You apologize around the flowers in your mouth.

You head outside, awaiting the arrival of your friends. You see a familiar gray pegasus trotting off down the road. You try to relax a bit and think about the weird morning you're having... there's a lot of strange stuff happening all at once. Sorting this out is going to be tough.
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>>3974844
That letter was too shoddily done to be done by someone with malice on their mind. Remember how crossed-out it was?
I think they legitimately want to help us.
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>>3974886
Say hi to Derpy!
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>>3974886
say hi to derpy
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>>3974886
Say hi to Rumble
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>>3974886
Say "Hi!" to Derpy.
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>>3974886
Say hi to Derpy, ask if she knows where the letters came from.
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>>3974886
inhale derpy
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>>3974886
Say hi to Derpy!
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>>3974886
Yeah, what they said.
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>>3974886

"Hey Bright Eyes! You ain't working for any shady characters this time, right?"
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>>3974886

Put the flowers down on the ground BEFORE saying hi!
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>>3974887
It still isn't a good idea to trust a random letter from an anonymous author asking us to come to a completely secluded place, far from anywhere where ponies could see and stop whatever was happening.
>>3974886
Say hi to Derpy and for fucks sake, stop carrying the flowers in our mouth.
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>>3974922
>>3974932
>>3974954
Before she completely passes by, you wave to the blonde maned pegasus. You'd say something, but you've got a Bouquet of Flowers in your mouth at the moment. She's always seemed to be a really nice pony.

Her misaligned eyes turn your way as she cracks a soft smile. She waves. "Hi Raisin!" She's a little loud, but you know she's sincere. She continues down the road, prancing with a little more skip to her step.

She heads off to the Apple Family Farmhouse, checking the mailbox. You can't see her too well from here, but she continues on her way passed the farmhouse. She's taken to the air, so you assume she's making a roundabout back to town. Applebloom starts kicking up some dust as she makes her way back up the road.

"Oh! Ah was just about ta ask!" She nods towards the flowers. "Ya didn't get 'em crinkled up, right?"

You nod.

"We'll get those delivered a little later, prob'ly. Right now, we gotta figure ou-"

Suddenly, Scootaloo comes barreling down the road on her scooter. Sweetie Belle is riding with her, hanging on and trembling.

"What'd we miss?" The orange pegasus takes off her helmet and shakes her mane.
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>>3975081
Put the flowers down and tell them they didn't miss anything except Derpy going by. Tell them we want to take the flowers to Zecora and get her opinion while we are there.
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>>3975081

I have a feeling we've fucked up tremendously here.

Ask what's going on and comfort the tiny marshmallow.
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>>3975081
"Applebloom was just about to fill us in."
Let AB finish what she was saying.
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>>3975081
Aaand nice going, whoever suggested we carry the fucking flowers in our mouth. Now we can't ask Derpy if she delivered the anonymous letters. If only, we, y'know, left them there because WE'RE GOING RIGHT BACK IN THERE, we could've asked her.
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>>3975081
We should stop in town and buy rope for the rest of the party. Never know when you might need more rope.
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>>3975137
Relax. We'll probably see her again later.
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>>3975160
nah we fucked up
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>>3975123
No, don't put the flowers down. They might blow away. Give them to one of the CMC.
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>>3975081

Let's compare the letters. See if they came from the same person.
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>>3975160
>>3975186
She ded
>>
Invite them in and sort out the remaining adventuring supplies. I vote AB getting the explosives, and Sweetie getting the flowers. Maybe put them in a jar if they'll fit, so she doesn't have to touch them and they won't get crushed.
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>>3975160
She's making a return trip to Ponyville. We're heading in the opposite direction, then potentially heading up to the mountains.
I doubt it, unless we do >>3975159.
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>>3975200

Let's take a moment to do this first.

Should we equip the party? Do they have saddlebags?
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>>3975221
AB has had experience with explosives.... in a past life.
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>>3975230
The should. This is a great time for an inventory check.
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>>3975230
We told them to grab their saddlebags, so they should have them.
But yeah, seconding heading back in the house to equip ourselves.
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>>3975128
>>3975135
>>3975123
>>3975191
You take the Bouquet of Flowers out of your stony chops and hand them to Applebloom. She holds onto them for the time being.

"Applebloom and I were just trying to get some stuff figured out. I guess you missed the mail pony going on by."

Scootaloo looks suspicious. "...and where did she go off to?"

Applebloom shakes her head. "That doesn't matter right now. We've got a big, BIG mystery on our hooves..." On the doorstep, Applebloom sets down a pink postcard with a peachy scent to it. "Alright... on top of the statue in town, we have no idea who's sending my sister these weird letters..."

She motions for you to put your letter down alongside hers. You slide it out from between the rope around your stomach; the fragile parchment unfurls. "...and Raisin here got this weird letter from somepony else..."

Comparing the writing styles, they appear completely different. The love letter is written painstakingly in perfect calligraphy while your letter is written shakily. They don't appear to have an identical author.

Applebloom reads the letter over to Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Scootaloo gags, but Sweetie Belle implores her to continue. "It sounds sweet, at least..." The little marshmallowy filly comments.

>>3975230
>>3975272
>>3975277
GAME INFO: All three of the CMC are wearing their capes and their saddlebags.
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>>3975320
Head inside.

TAKE

EVERYTHING
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>>3975320

Ask Sweetie if her sister has been getting letters too.
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>>3975352
EVERYTHING
EVEN THE MAID
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>>3975352
Listen to the machine.
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>>3975368
especially the maid
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>>3975368
>>3975393

A bit of a tangent, but maybe, just maybe, we can find out how the maid writes if we present her with some sort of card and say that it's the 10th anniversary of our Dad's business and ask her to sign it.
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>>3975429

Holy shit, brilliant.
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>>3975352
>>3975368
>>3975376
"Hey, let's go inside and get supplies." You open the front door, meeting Mary again as she polishes a handrail leading upstairs. She looks worried as the CMC starts to enter.

"Oh.. u-uh... welcome..." She smiles with her teeth clenched. "Y-you're not... staying... in the house... are you?" You can see sweat forming on her brow.

"Nah, we're gonna go exploring. Just need some supplies..." You look her up and down. "...and an adult, probably."

Mary Annette shakes her head. "I have chores to do, dishes to clean, floors to scrub, and beds to make... I'm sorry, Master Raisin, but I cannot come vith you." She quickly bows, then quickly gets back to cleaning.

You decide to come back for her later. You lead the fascinated CMC down the grand hallway of your house. They always seem so enthralled by the house.. you're really not sure why. As you enter your room, they rush passed you and start marveling at your collection of equipment.

"Oh man! Your dad lets you keep all of this stuff? What's in the Treasure Chest? Are there explosives in here?" The CMC pour over your assortment, picking things up and playing with them.

"Alright, guys... What now?" You begin to ponder your next course of action. Applebloom is carrying your box of explosives.
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>>3975498

We should probably do >>3975429 if the maid is acting suspicious.
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>>3975498

Perhaps it would be a good idea to only take a few explosives.
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>>3975546
Where are we gonna get a convincing looking card though?
Maybe we could convince her to write us a note saying we can come on an 'upcoming field trip' for school.
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>>3975498

Tell AB to put the explosives down and let's take inventory on what we have.

Mind listing everything we can take with us? We might be able to take all of it now.
>>
spare Cosmetics kit
some Glass Vials
some Lamp Oil
a Hammer
a Saw
a Box of Nails
a Bag of Sneezing Powder

I think these are the items we have that need carrying.
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>>3975580

Has to be more personal, otherwise she'd get suspicious about why we didn't go to our parents first.

We have art supplies in our room, right? nothing is cuter than a little filly making a card for her dad?
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>>3975603
We should have room for all that shit.
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>>3975603
Distribute randomly. It's hard to say who will get separated from us, and who won't.

Keep the Flowers, cosmetic kit, and stompstarter at least on us.
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>>3975603

That's 7. The point is, which items do we give to who? AB should carry the explosives since she seems more careful. All the hardware should probably be carried by Sweetie since you can't accidentally break those. Vials and oil should also be carried by AB since she needs to be careful for the explosives anyways. Scoots carries the rest. Good?
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>>3975657
>>3975640

Sounds like a nice distribution.

Also, mind telling us exactly what's in the cosmetics kit?
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>>3975640
Remember when we broke that glowing jar of stuff way back when and made sweetie cry?

Good times.
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>>3975429
>>3975460
>>3975546
>>3975580
You grit your stony hoof against your chin, sitting down with Sweetie Belle. "You know... I think Mary is acting a bit fishy today..."

"How so?" Sweetie Belle lays next to you.

"Well... actually, I don't know, really... I just have a feeling, you know? What if she's writing those letters?"

Sweetie and Applebloom scrunch up their faces. "She's in love with Applejack?"

"No, no... like, maybe she's trying to trick her or something. We need to get her signature and compare it with the letters. She's the only pony I know that writes that fancy."

"That seems a little... paranoid... don't you think?" Scootaloo balances a saw on the end of her nose.

>>3975591
INVENTORY:
Raisin: Hayseed, Stompstarter, Spool of Rope, Money Bag + 100 Bits, Royal Medallion (Equipped), Twisted Iron Rod (tied to us)

Applebloom: CMC Cape (equipped), Hammer, Apples (x5)

Sweetie Belle: CMC Cape, Baby Blue Sapphires (x10)

Scootaloo: CMC Cape, Stompstarter, Fireworks

(Assembling list of possible items to carry...)
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Ask Mary for a jar to hold the flowers in.
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>>3975683
GAME INFO: The Cosmetics Kit is actually a small set of stone polishing tools. It contains Pumice, a piece of Sandpaper, and a couple Buffing Pads. Raisin uses it occasionally between buffs to keep her skin looking shiny and mirror like.
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>>3975689
Tell her that stranger things have happened then tap yourself with a hoof.
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>>3975689

It'll take 5 minutes to write up a letter. She's acting really suspicious and doesn't want us in the house today. Tell them to trust us. After everything we've been through so far, shouldn't our hunches mean something?
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IT'S NOT PARANOIA IF THE DANGER IS REAL
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>>3975719

Sounds like they might come in handy.
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>>3975738
It could just be a red herring and she only wants us out of the house because she thinks we're gonna create a bunch of mayhem and break everything, and she'll have to clean it all up.
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What's Mary's cutie mark/talent, by the way. Seems like it would be good to know.

Also, I suspect this is just going to be a surprise party. When's our birthday?
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>>3975738

She wouldn't be named if she wasn't an important character.

Do it. For the effort the payoff could be enormous.

Besides, she could have been the one to write the letter to US. Get rid of us so that we wouldn't mess up the house any more.
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>>3975772

Still, it's a good lead to follow. Besides, we have our save to go back to if it fucks us up that badly.
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>>3975689
What a second....wasn't the Mayor just getting signitures?

Maybe you could swipe the signature sheet and compare them to the letters and see if any match
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>>3975829

This sounds like a good idea to me.
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>>3975829
Not as far as I can tell. She just seemed to be trying to calm/disperse the crowd that'd gathered around the statue.
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>>3975829
Or just show her the letters and ask her to compare them.

Jr, can we get a picture of the letter/map we got?
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>>3975829

Another good idea. We should head out to the statue probably after we suit up and get Mary's signature.
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>>3975890

Yeah, a rough sketch would be nice.
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>>3975728
>>3975738
>>3975741
>>3975785
>>3975819
"Hey, it'll only take a couple minutes to try it out."

"Well... okay, I guess... I mean, it doesn't hurt to try, right?" The saw balancing on Scootaloo's nose dips and the saw falls to the side, narrowly missing Applebloom's tail. She picks it up and starts balancing it again.

Carefully, you begin scribing a note at your desk while the CMC spreads your tool set across the floor. They talk about which tools will be necessary to bring along.

Applebloom seems intent on taking the explosives. Scootaloo thinks a saw will come in handy if you need to cut down a tree and make a bridge. Sweetie Belle thinks the Lamp Oil could be used as a fire signal or a guaranteed way to start a campfire.

You finish the letter. Ever since you became a golem, you've been reading a writing most of your nights away. Without the need for sleep, it's all you can think to do while everyone is sleeping. Your writing is rather intricate; it should be easy to pass it off as a note from your mom.

"Alright, wait for me here..." You tell the CMC as you go down the hallway. Mary is just making her way down here with her cleaning cart.

"Master Raisin... please, you need to go to school..." She looks a bit worried.

"I'll go, but first you gotta sign this quick. It's a permission slip. Mom wrote it, but I think she's busy."

Mary looks it over. "...well, alright... but you've gotta promise to get back to school..."

RECEIVED SIGNED PERMISSION SLIP
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>>3975890
Yeah, seconding the request for a quickly scrobbled picture.
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>>3975914
aw shit we should go on a field trip
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>>3975914
Go back to our room and compare the signature to the letters. If they don't match let them grab what they want and head out to Zecors with the flowers and our letter.
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>>3975914

Compare Mary's signature to two letters and see if they match up.
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Make sure we go say bye to our dad before heading off adventuring this time.
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>>3975990
Second
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>>3975914

Go back outside and compare the letters outside. We do have them in our inventory, right?
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Will taking a pair of our shoes enhance our limited stealth abilities?
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>>3976098

Depends on how awkward they are to use. They might just be shoes that aren't immediately crushed by our weight.
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>>3975959
>>3975977
>>3975999
You head on back to the room, your 'Permission Slip' firmly between your teeth. As you enter the room, you nod to your friends. They all hop up. "Alright, so, now that we got her signature, we can compare the letters, right?" Sweetie Belle confirms the plan.

"Yep!" Applebloom acknowledges.

You look around the room, noticing that the letters aren't anywhere to be found. You spit the Permission Slip into your hoof. "Uh.. guys, where are the letters?"

Applebloom panics. "Oh my gosh! We left 'em outside!"

Your party books it down the hallway, narrowly crashing into Mary Annette's cleaning cart. She shrieks as you bolt on passed, hopping up onto the cart. Sweetie apologizes as she lags behind.

As you clear the threshold of the front door, you notice that both of the letters are missing. Applebloom searches around, looking down the road. A pink square bounces in the wind. She races after it.

"Raisin! Where's your letter at?!" Sweetie Belle searches around the front lawn, looking for the parchment.
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Ok, NOW we can say we've fucked up.
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>>3975923
>>3975913
META INFO: Also, a drawing wouldn't help too much for the map. It's mostly just a red X over Ponyville and a circle around Canterlot, the Ruins in the Everfree, and the mountains beyond Sweet Apple Acres. It's hard to show more information than that on a quick MSPaint sketch.
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>>3976136

Why.jpg
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>>3976136

Ask Mary if she picked it up
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>>3976098
GAME INFO: Your shoes do make you noticeably quieter on hard surfaces. They don't help if you run in them, however... the shoe designer specifically asked you to not do such activity with these shoes for fear they'd tear apart.

You rarely wear them outside of formal event.
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>>3976136

Jr pls

pls.
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>>3976220

Well, we have extra space. Put them in Scootaloo's bag.
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>>3976136
le fuck
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>>3976136
Ask which the way the wind is blowing then look in that direction.
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>>3976199
>>3976221
GAME INFO: You did not pick your letters up after you set them down to analyze them on the doorstep. You must manage your inventory carefully.
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>>3976136

Follow the pink square I guess.

We should probably head back to the serpent statue for closer examination then. At least we have a save.
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>>3976264
GAME INFO: From observation, you can see the wind is blowing East, down the road towards Ponyville. That's where the Love Letter is traveling. Upon immediate investigation, you cannot locate your yellowed, crinkly mystery letter.
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>>3976267

Well, at least the new guys learn that now.
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>>3976303
chase dat shit I guess
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>>3976303
Tell the others we see the letter and take off. Our mystery letter must be somewhere nearby.
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So did we wind up taking ALL THE THINGS from our room, or are they all still sitting on the floor where the CMC were deciding their usefulness?
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>>3976347

Yes. Let's get an inventory check and head East. Maybe if the dice are in our favor we can get at least one.
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>>3976283
>>3976317
>>3976344
You chase after Applebloom and the runaway Love Letter. Your intimidating gallop is always met with excited laughter from Scootaloo; she really likes the presence you bring with your gait.

Applebloom dips her head down. "Got it!" She sputters around the aromatic letter. She scrunches up her face when she tastes it. "UGhhh!" She puts it securely into her bag as you gallop passed.

Looking around, you cannot see where your letter is. You're not sure where it could have gone off to. Nothing looks out of place down the road back to Ponyville.

>>3976347
>>3976380
GAME INFO: The CMC were merely debating the worth of your tools. Nothing has been removed from your room yet. Inventories have not been updated since last check.
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>>3976412

Ugh. We should go back then. We get the goods, then head to the serpent statue. We need to get on this, we're wasting too much time.
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>>3976412
I could have sworn we told Raisin to tell them to take the stuff. Go back to our room with them, lloking for our letter while we walk, and have them take the stuff, then go back to Zecora's.

What time is it?
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Ah well, guess we'll have to settle for remebering the contents of the letter, and take this as a lesson. Let's head back and gear up.
When we run into Mary again and she inevitably tells us to get to school tell her we were serious about it being cancelled; we wouldn't risk annoying Miss Cheerilee by skipping school. Then do our best to give a stony shiver.
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>>3976412

Go back to get our stuff then. At this rate we'll be examining the statue around sunset, which is probably when it comes to life. We'll need to be fully equipped.
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>>3976506
It hasn't been THAT long.
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>>3976474

Yeah, let's deliver the flowers first. We need voodoo consultation.

We were just holding onto them and she didn't give them to us as a gift, right?
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Maybe we can sic Derpy on the missing letter.
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>>3976532
...She asked us to retrieve them.
Zecora does not have eyes for us.
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>>3976532
We picked them for her.
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>>3976535

We can at least ask her where she got it. It would be a longshot for her to remember a single letter, but it's something.

Ahh, desperately grasping at straws. Just like the old days, huh?
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>>3976474
META INFO:
>TAKE EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING
These were the options selected. Nothing about your unfurled letters was mentioned before you stormed the house. Sorry, Anon!

GAME INFO: It's approximately 10:30AM. It's still pretty early in the morning.

>>3976474
>>3976532
GAME INFO: You and your fellow CMC friends gathered the flowers for Zecora. She needed them for some herbal bath concoction she was crafting. She only wanted you and the CMC to gather some of the easier ingredients, but you went all out and collected ALL of the ingredients.

>Take the Bouquet of Flowers to Zecora's house in the Everfree?
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>>3976566
>>3976568

Then let's go there. One less item to carry.

Maybe she has some potions we could borrow. After all, we're VERY responsible, aren't we?
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>>3976580
this is Derpy we're talking about
if a letter needs delivering, she will deliver it
and that letter needs delivering, to us
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>>3976594

I suppose that's all we can do now.
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>>3976580
It's quite a bit since I've quested in a dead thread, too, what with Aspirant going offboard and LK always runs his in a new thread. Feels odd to be back here.
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>>3976594

Let's go deliver the flowers to Zecora and see if she know anything about what's going on.
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>>3976594
Yes.
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>>3976594

Eh, might as well. I mean, it's not like things can get any worse except for all the other ways.
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>>3976580
Now if only P.Q. would run his quest, then shit would be back to the good old days!
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>>3976613
>>3976600
>>3976635
Wait wait wait
We still have all our gear in our room. Go get that first.
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>>3976621

LK does Renne, right?
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>>3976663
Yes.
Get our gear before we do anything else.
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>>3976666
Yup.
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>>3976663

But Jr just said that was the action selected.
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>>3976663
Do we? If we do then go back and grab all the gear that we took off.
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>>3976696
Yeah, I'm a little confused about that, but in the post after we just went outside to get the letters he said nothing had been taken from the room.

>>3976412
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>>3976594
No.
Head back in the house and distribute equipment.
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>>3976663
>get gear
>Go to Zecora's
>turns out it's a cure for being stone
>quest over we win, letter was a trick the whole time
>maids everywhere
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>>3976712
Sorry, I wasn't clear there. By my understanding, we've still got the stuff we're wearing, but the stuff that was in our room that we wanted to give to the other CMC such as the oil, explosives, saw, etc. is still sitting around in our room.
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>>3976753
It's already been said that it was for a herbal bath for someone else in town. Presumeably curing them's going to help us out somehow, plus it'd be good to let her know about the giant stone snake terrorizing the town.
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>>3976663
>>3976685
>>3976733
Before you decide to venture out to Zecora's house with you Bouquet of Flowers, you decide that you had better get stocked up. Disappointed that your letter is lost at the moment, you turn around and start heading back to your house. For some reason, you can't help but think that someone... or something... is watching you. It's an odd feeling, but doesn't feel threatening.

You tell the CMC that you couldn't find the letter. Applebloom kicks the dirt. "Shoot! There goes one lead..."

"Hey, don't worry. We'll probably find it later. Let's get stocked up and get those flowers delivered."

Sweetie Belle looks around. "...but wait, weren't we trying to see if the signature..." She shrugs. "Alright, let's get some supplies."

Scootaloo holds up your saw. "I've got everything I need right here! We're good!"

You shake your head. "We'll need more than that, I guarantee it."

Everyone heads back inside, slightly disappointed about losing the letter to the wind. You head into your room and look over the equipment that's been laid out. The CMC reiterate they're opinions about each tool.

>Go with the previous idea about equipment distribution? >>3975657
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>>3976842

That sounds good. That lets us get everything.
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>>3976842

Works for me
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>>3976842
Would that give all of them full saddlebags?
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>>3976842

That sounds like a reasonable distribution. While they're packing, let's compare Mary's handwriting with AJ's love letter for shits and giggles. Might also be good to ask Sweetie if her sister has been getting love letters too.
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>>3976842
Leave the hammer since AB's brought her own, have AB take the saw in case people get seperated. Otherwise, sounds good to me.
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>>3976842

We should get our special shoes so we can at least TRY to stealth it up if need be. They take 1 item space right?
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>>3976920
GAME INFO: They can take up one space in your inventory or take up your Hooves equipment slot.
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>>3976899

Might at least rule her out of one thing.

Also >>3976920 shoes would be good if we have the space. Leave the hammer if AB brought her own.
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>>3966205
Also Scootaloo's got her own stompstarter, but it's probably a good idea to have a backup. Something tells me ours is better quality anyway.
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>>3976938
Put them on our hooves.
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>>3976938

Inventory then. Don't need them now. Give them to Scoots. She seems to have the most free space.
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>>3976999
We run the risk of wearing them out pretty quickly if we have to run, though. We just want them around so we can slip them on if we need to go stealth mode for some reason, and if previous quests have been any indication we will have to at some point.

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