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How would you keep from spooking pone?
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be very quiet
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No sudden moves.
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i would hide my skeleton level
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Sing a song, maybe?
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Blindfold her before raping her
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RARITY

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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>>3954227

>a chat room has a chat room
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hum a lighthearted tune as I am approaching
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but scaring pone is so much fun
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JUMP AROUND AND GO "OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE PONIES AT?!'
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>>3953955
vore
involving a certain blue milf horse
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I want to squeeze diamond tiara's tight pink butt-cheeks .
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>>3954242
Do you think Sweetie's hair is naturally curly, or that Rarity fixes it up like that?
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>>3954283
Dash in 10 years?
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Hum gently while walking up to pone.
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>>3954271

i love you too, Anonymous.
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Keep my hand on her flank as I walk behind her.
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i need help drawing butts.
what can you tell me about drawing butts?
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I won't remind pone about the SKELETON living inside them!
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>>3954292
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>>3954283

>same-size

only good kind, bruddah.
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>>3954293
Your Rarity does not love anyone. We all know that by now.
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>>3954242
Approach slowly, speak in a soothing tone of voice, offer my hand.
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OK GUYS I NEED A SHOT OF A PONY BUTT FOR REFERENCE

DON'T FAIL ME NOW
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>>3954302
Butts are round and soft.
I'd redline your drawing but it's already red.
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>>3954283
Trixie?
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>>3954242
bite the base of her neck
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>>3954285
Rarity does it.
Rarity would really doll her up and put her in Filly pageants if she could.
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>>3954271
Rarity would never love you or any of us. She wouldn't even want to talk to us.
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>>3954317
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>>3954317
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>>3954271
BUT DO ME A FAVOR BABY
DON'T REPLYYYYYYY
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MLPG, I've never asked anything of you before. But I would sure appreciate it if one of you skilled feelsmiths could greentext me up something with girl!Snails.
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I dont hate this.
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>>3954317
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>>3954312

she does. she sleeps around, but that doesn't mean she can't love somebody, does it? didn't you ever see Gangs of New York? if that paddy whore could find somebody, why not her?
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Can it be fetish greentext time now?
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>>3954302
That right cheek is just... fuck it's just wrong anon. Or maybe it's the left cheek.

Either way, they need to be more symmetrical or else you're going to have... well, that.
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>>3954350
It actually happened in PH. Chapter 34, I think.
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>>3954326
I'll bet Sweetie hates it.
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>>3954358
No. Fuck off.
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>>3954366
WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS
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>>3954348
>>3954358
>Femsnails was all like 'OH SHIT I'M A GIANTESS I BETTER NOT SWALLOW YOU'
>But he did anyways
>I said 'he' because Femsnails was a trap, which is another fetish
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>>3954350
>Littlepip cheating on her Homage.
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>>3954366
oh? i just think the image is cute with the kissing, dont know anything about the story.
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>>3954371
please don't be sad sweetie...
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>>3954318
here.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butts_County,_Georgia
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>>3954366
>Crossing over that deep.
Holy shit...
The author is literally that retarded?
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Last night I had a dream where I was Applejack.

In my dream it was late at night, around 12PM to 2AM. I was out all alone in a breezy summer night, in the quiet rural areas near ponyville, just near some fields. I was just heading back home. As I was walking back along the dirt path, I noticed the dark starry sky and the moon. There were no clouds in the sky and I was looking up to see the emptiness above me. By coincidence as I was looking up a shooting star passed me by. I turned my head down to carry on walking but I began to hear a haunting noise that sounded like something out of a movie. Around me green lights appeared. They were glowing brighter and brighter, and lighter and lighter. I was no longer standing out in the fields. I was in a room filled with strange looking figures, they stood on 2 legs and shifted around like they were about to do something without warning. At first I was scared but after some time I realized I was fine. I heard their voices, I couldn't understand a thing but the voices were so hypnotising and calm I wanted to listen to everything they had to say. They were really nice, they treated me just like I was one of them. They showed me the world and the country below, all the houses and silent sleeping houses. They showed me nature and they showed me science. They made me appreciate the world. When it was time to leave I didn't make a fuss, they left me where they picked me up and we went our own seperate ways. I carried on walking down the path back home where they left me off. It was still dark and breezy it was like no time had passed at all. I got home, I made it to my bed, I got inside and pulled the covers over myself. I closed my eyes and then I woke up.
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>>3954380
Watch out anon, keep typing like that and my boner might explode
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>>3954366
>>3954382
is that all they did, because my jimmies are beginning to stir
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>>3954391
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>>3954402

>not touching yourself the moment you realize you are the opposite gender
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>>3954339
>Soulcalibur 5 model
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i have an idea, but first, which of the bunch would be most likely to hang out with Rarity, and, like, go drinking with her, or whatever? Fluttershy?
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>>3954290
>>3954320
le hint
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DORKS
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>>3954430
they canon besties, so yee
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>>3954423
>tfw every time you try something in your dream won't let you
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>>3954380
Move over Aspirant we got a new best feelsmith over her.
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>>3954430
>Fluttershy
>Drinking

Sad drunk or mad drunk?
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>>3954441

>not having the willpower to do whatever you want in your dreams anyway
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>>3954434
Luna?
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>>3954434
I would a Mrs. Cake so damn hard.
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>>3954402
DID YOU HAVE A VAGINA?
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>not wearing this in a job interview

>2012
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>>3954377
Because I read it.
I'm so sorry, anon.

>>3954398
>>3954410
it was during one of the memories Littlepip had erased, almost immediately after she came back to Tenpony when she went to get the bomb from Red Eye. It was "just" a kiss, one of the "character flaws" of Blackjack is that she has no idea what a relationship is. Apparently Kkat said it was okay.
Littlepip told Homage what happened and Homage and Morning Glory (Blackjack's girlfriend) got back at them by kissing too, which fucked with Littlepip. I don't know, it's stupid.
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>>3954371
Whenever she's allowed to style her own hair, she goes for crazy mohawk stuff, so there might be some truth to that.
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I want a chubby pony to lay on me with her full weight
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>>3954457
I hope you don't get hired brony scuuuum
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>>3954439
>Besties
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING LAVERNE & SHIRLEY ON THE HUB TOO?
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>>3954457
If I was slightly intoxicated I would wear that.
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>>3954464
I want that too Anon. I want all the chubby pones in my bed just snugglin with me.

I dont care if I die in the process.
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>just jerked off to yellowquiet

I feel so ashamed, will my waifu forgive me?
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>>3954452
I posit the only ones who wouldn't are super gay.
Gay beyond gay.
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>>3954457
That's a slick looking tie, but I'd stick with a classy straight black tie for an interview.

But that one would be a good one to wear to a party.
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>>3954464
Me too.
And kisses.
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>>3954493
>Jerking off to M6

Isshiggity diggity doo
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Does anyone here have any toys from B-D? They're having that sale and I want to know if it'd be worth it to get one of the small ones and which is a good model
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>>3954493
Depends, is Fluttershy your waifu?
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>>3954457
Huh, I like these. Where're they advertised?
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>>3954467

well if it doesn't work

at least i still can try another five times
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>>3954457
Maybe not to a job interview, but if I were ever to just casually wear clothes that could have a tie to compliment them, I might wear that. You have to get pretty damn close to see the horse on it.
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>>3954481
sorry to disappoint. :(

>>3954494
Maybe they just don't like jerking it to american cartoons
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If any of you weirdos will be at Everfree you should come see me in the dealer's hall.

I'll draw u a butt.
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>>3954402
No Country For Old Mares
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>>3954460
I read FE, started reading PH but when it got past the cool stable I got bored. hated reading about the shit in the past, goldenblood and maripony. I liked what I read in 44 though, I'll give 34 a read
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>>3954512
>>3954511
>Pony clothing I would actually buy

Oh god somebody hold me. I think I might be going full brony.
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>>3954512
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE FUCKING TIES?
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>>3954348
>"C'mon, let me see it..."
>"Really Snips?! Because this isn't weird enough, you want to see...it?"
>The slightly pudgy pony looks at his friend, arching an eyebrow.
>"And you were ok with it before, well, this."
>He motions towards his friends more feminine form.
>Snails groans, caught in a corner, sure enough the measuring contest happened, and this was almost the same thing.
>"Fine..."
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>>3954508
No of course not
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>>3954481
I have!
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>>3954522
what do you look like

what do you draw like
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>>3954506
If you're buying BD, don't get a small. Get a medium Seadragon. It'll be pretty easy to get used to, but you won't outgrow it like you would with a small one.
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>>3954512
>no apples
>the most dependable of ponies
why
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>>3954522
>Everfree is the closest a Pony thing will be near the Canadian border
>On the other side of the continent
Only the dead.
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>>3954512
>no AJ tie
Is the orange color too shitty for a tie?
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>>3954530

its a secret

if i tell you

i would have to kill your waifu
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>>3954541
See.

Nobody likes the Applepone.

Feels bad man.
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>>3954522
More drunk pony makeouts please
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>>3954533
It's really the best channel I have.
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>>3954492
>chubby nurse
>mrs. cake
>rarity's mom
>cherry pony
best death

>>3954500
oh we would smother each other in kisses
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>>3954528
>hated reading about the shit in the past, goldenblood and maripony
Ooooooh boy, then maybe you shouldn't. Pretty much all of the story after Blackjack becomes a cyborg is so heavily rooted in the past that the author can't help but stick in a couple of flashbacks or open-eye hallucinations or pre-war ghouls going on and on about the past at least ten times per chapter.
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>>3954558
My waifu is all the ponies, even your waifu.

Do you want to risk that?
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>>3954561
Applejack is the best. When you're older you will realize this.
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>>3954558
>$25

I... should I?

That makes a Sweetie Bell apron and a Tie on my list of shit i might actually buy thats pony related.

God damn you MLPG
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>>3954564
>If he wanted me off the table
>Off the table
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>>3954558
Fine, keep your ties.
I'd rather have pink pone anyway.
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>>3954583
FUCK THEY HAVE AN AJ ONE

Welp... goodbye money.
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>>3954537
I look like a fart
I draw like a fart

>>3954564
off-hours at the con I'M GONNA
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>>3954589
Theres a Panka tie
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>>3954577
>>3954583


ok fine

enjoy your ties, horsefuckers

http://www.mylittleties.com/
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>>3954573
And tuba pone.
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>>3954573
Have there been any sensual anonxchubby pone pics/fics?
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>>3954575
yeah I see

you know, there's an FE thread and a poster bitching about the opposite, if I may >>3948961
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>>3954531
Thank you Anon.
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>>3954617
>$130
>$130
>$130
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>>3954531
>Slowly she let her hind legs part, exposing herself to her friend.
>Snips eyes dilated as he took it all in, every fold, every crease, the way it leaked in apparent need.
>Snails watched snips move closer, and before she could ask what he was doing is cut off with a moan as a wet tongue meets her entrance.
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>>3954626
Dont think so. Might be a Mrs. Cake one somewhere but its a damn shame there isnt more.
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>>3954617
>25 USD
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

So general, how many faggots can you expect to wear these with graphic t-shirt/fedora ensembles?
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>>3954538
I was going to get small because they're way cheaper and I can justify spending a lot of money on a lot of things but I can't justify spending a lot of money on something that I'm gonna put in my butt unless it's medicene
also,
>3" knot
jesus christ, no thank you.
Guess I'll get something cheap and generic from some where-ever kind of place
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>>3954617
Thankyou.
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>>3954617
Fuck.
They should have had a Dash bowtie.
So they can call it Rainbow Tie.
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>>3954626
Preggity, and this about all I can think of
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>>3954644
748
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I'm a delusion schizoid with no motivation.
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>>3954626
Unfortunately no


I would only chubby pone sexuallythat's my secret
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>>3954644
>Tie with t-shirt
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>>3954564
drunk pony you say
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>>3954617
Woah, $130 for 6 ties
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>>3954654
those pics are hot. post some of those cake pics
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>>3954680
These are bronies we're talking about here. They are the anti-/fa/.
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>>3954583
You still don't have that fucking apron?

How many times have I told you to quit fucking around and get it? At least three by now.
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so MvM is kinda fun
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>>3954522
>MLPG talking about Everfree
>>3954617
>MLPG talking about ties and shit

MLPG is already my weekend. I'll be the fucker in the wig and the nice suit.
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>>3954683
>sameface
>samebody
>blush

A $6000 drawing, everyone
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>>3954493
I've jerked off to her too many times to count. She's hot.
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>>3954683
GG draw ponies
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>>3954695
Haha oh shit ya got me.

Alright alright ill get it next check
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>>3954697
Oh, is it? I wouldn't know because Valve decided it doesn't want me to play their new gametype
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>>3954689
You could get actual designer clothes for that.
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Time to go home, everyone.
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>>3954621
she is sexy pone
>>3954626
nope tried to write a nurse one and failed. well yeah there's preggity
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>>3954702
>implying I wouldn't charge that per pony
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stub:no;/\_\*\[d\]\$/
put in filename
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Oh hey its delayclose spammer Anon.

Doin some more testing?
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spam? really?

do you have any idea how many spammers have broken their hands trying to punch us in the face with their spam?

go home, bro. you can't beat us.
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>>3954675
>>3954638
I was actually thinking of doing a series of anonxchubby mane6 pics. Sensual stuff. Maybe. I dunno.
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Holy shit, delay close?
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>>3954694

I try reasoning with them. Doesn't work. You'd think that they could at least fake it.

"I don't think it looks good. But I can pretend to wear it so that I may fit into society and everyone wont' laugh at me"
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Ika will never come back
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>>3954633
Sorry, but I am done, I kinda pulled that out of my ass.
There is a femsnails fic out there somewhere.
But it's late and I need to go to bed.
Plus, I have like, never written porn.
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>>3954740

i dont get the purpose of spamming. do people think anyone is bothered by it? all you have to do it filter it.
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>>3954683
>>3954727
Drunk pony is best pony
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>>3954740
we r lejun
we dunot 4give
we dunot 4get
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>>3954727
hey, a thousand a pony ain't bad

almost as much as those plushie makers get
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>>3954676
back im my day, we pulled it off
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>>3954714
>>3954721
>>3954722
>>3954729
>Delayclose
>Space year 2012

>Chubbypone
>Everfree NW
>Ponyties, making fun of brony fashion

I KNEW we had it too good to be true.
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>>3954683

>AJ and Dash make out drunk
>Neither considers themselves proper lesbians or bi-sexuals.
>But they've done that a few times.
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>>3954724

>You could get actual designer clothes for that.

i don't think you know about fashion, darling
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>>3954763
Is it wrong to be a semi-fan of nostalgia spamming?
Even mane's nyxdumps make me smile now and again.
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>>3954512
>Fluttershy shirt and tie
I'd wear that
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>>3954746
Feelsm fuckin, whatever. Just chubby.
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>>3954614

Mumbles I still can't believe you actually got around to doing this.

Even though I requested it... what... early 2011?
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>>3954746
GOD YES.
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is he still spamming?
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>>3954746
PINKIE FIRST.
>>3954751
I dress like my dad, and always have. Late eighties/early nineties homeless person.
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Which pony would enjoy swallowing semen?

Keep in mind, to be believable, this is a rare fetish among women. Very rare.
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>>3954676
Are cabbies still safe?
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>>3954724
I could get a pair of shit jeans for the price of one of those ties. They're fairly priced.
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>>3954805
What? Women love semen. Stop lying.
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>>3954786
>Implying I don't

I'm embarrassed for knowing so much at my age
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>3954803
>Late eighties/early nineties homeless person.

You can tell with homless people? Their style seems kind of "timeless".
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>>3954805
pinkie. she enjoys swallowing all things
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>>3954805
Really?
I like how semen tastes. I'm not a woman, but whatever
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>>3954775

i found more of the stuff if anyone wants me to post it?
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>>3954394
Uh. Okay. Hm.
This is harder to fix than I thought, to be honest.
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Nothing can stop the spam
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faces arent my strong point
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>>3954814
>What? Women love semen. Stop lying.

Males enjoy ejaculating on and in women. Most women tolerate it. Go to fetlife, and search. You can find women who list being jizzed on or swallowing as a fetish, but it's rather rare.
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>>3954785
Just from how I drew it
The idea was that they were playing makeout chicken or some equally drunk thing
and both are determined not to let the other win

how about more drunk ponies
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>>3954794
HAHA, oops, yeah. SURPRISE. I did keep a list of all the old requests.
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Cnirbobd enescc c iabtcn asdlrn heasde d rcreb hthic d bldil na ahcnh s esd hd fode he e erae tnanhhnb.
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>>3954676
>DrWhite.jpg
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This spam seems to have a bit of a delay
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>>3954816
because it pisses me off I suck so badly
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Looks like it's disappearing as fast as it's coming.
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>>3954805
None! That's gross! Dude, we're talking about My Little Ponies, get your sex stuff out of here!

I'm fucking reporting you.
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>>3954824

Fags are different.

>>3954820
>pinkie. she enjoys swallowing all things

She normally eats sweets. Jizz is the opposite.
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one day i'm just going to eat a whole pineapple and see what my semen tastes like after

i won't even cut it up, i'll just take the skin off an eat it like a regular apple

i'm going to get so sticky, you guys.
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> Didn't oversleep.
> Feel happy about it.
> Come check MLPG.
> First thing I see is GG's SB drawing.
> Check current thread.
> SB OP.
>
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>>3954854
Can I have some, too?
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>>3954786
>tfw my antique overcoat earned me the nickname 'sniper' at work.
I think the guy who told me that didn't mean to say that to my face because the others around him got awkward as shit.
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>>3954832
STOP CRUSHING MY FANTASY ANON
WOMEN LOVE SEMEN THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH SEMEN
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Watch the skies, traveler.
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>>3954832
Why's that? Does it taste really bad?
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Filename Filter:

/^_\*\[d\]\.jpg$/

Not hard
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>>3954854
It takes a couple of weeks of eating pineapple and other fruits to have a noticable effect on the taste of your semen. And you can't be eating a lot of meat during that time either.
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>>3954860
OMFG ITS DERPY!!!111!
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>>3954820
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>>3954872
it's bitter as fuck
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>>3954867
What, the pineapple?
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>>3954818
Tattered, faded t-shirts & military pants, two sizes too large, and basketball sneakers.
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>>3954840
>not rhyming
Delete your post and try again
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>>3954875
>using filters

Nah, I rather like delayclose.jpg anyway
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>>3954875
Did you even test it?
>>3954728
>>3954728
>>3954728
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>>3954880
>And you can't be eating a lot of meat during that time either.
Whelp.
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>>3954875

Shhhh.
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>>3954872
Have you never tasted your own semen?
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>>3954891
No, anon, not the pineapple
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>>3954860
My love to whichever staff memeber went to the effort to add that little touch in.
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>>3954860
derples you get out of there you
you

get out
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>>3954831
Better than me, that's for sure.

Sai or Photoshop anon?
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>>3954904
GUARDS, OPERATION PINEAPPLE IS GO!
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>>3954865
Which SB drawing? He did two today.
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>>3954895
Are you implying my filter doesn't work?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?
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>>3954816
I haven't drawn in over two weeks. I just don't know
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>>3954896
Fish is okay. If you really want a good snack, dice an apple, put a tablespoon of mayonnaise and then put a whole can of tuna or salmon in. Stir it up and put it on bread, shit's great.
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>>3954848

>He doesn't want to get sucked off by his waifu and have her be obedient and wear latex and socks and all sorts of other fetish wear
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>>3954831
she looks so cute

i

i love her
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Katia pls

pls
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Have you guys talked about the show lately?

Do you think marker pony is bothered by it when you don't?
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>>3954831
they aren't my strong point at all.
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>>3954904
Oh.
OH
oh~
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Would you rub a pone behind the ears if it made her wink?
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>>3954928
Yeah. She could wear all kinds of fetish clothing.

Like diapers.
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>>3954924
Pick up that pencil and draw!
>>3954844
There's no reason to be frustrated!
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>>3954934
There's normally show discussion in 6 hours.
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>>3954834
Yes. More drunk ponies.
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>>3954916
sai.
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>>3954941
I'd rub a pony behind the ears even if she hated it.
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>>3954921
This one:
>>3945777
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>>3954902
I did one time. It feels and tastes exactly like snot. I don't know why people think it's so great or so gross.
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>>3954918
>>3954904
Do the rumors have to follow her all over?!
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>>3954941
I would say YES.
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>>3954928
No, I don't! Of course I don't! That's like, super crazy disrespectful!

These ponies are women, not sex objects for you to oogle! You need to show them some respect!
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>>3954952
>Angry ear rubs
What is this sensation I'm feeling?
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>>3954955
> sage
Damn it. Not again.
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>>3954972
please don't
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>>3954968
What a gentleman
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>>3954969
man that video posted a little while back of that woman scratching a horses ear.

it was enjoying it so god damn much it was cute.

HNNNNNGH
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>>3954949
Fluttershy being a violent drunk is my headcanon.
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>>3954949
then it's agreed
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Would you take bodyshots off a pone? Which one?
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>draw pone for a few weeks
>"hey I'm getting pretty good"
>try to draw something not pone
>it's as if I never practiced drawing in the first place
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>>3954938
I like obtusely sexually oblivious anon
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>>3954993
post the drunk mac one plez
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>>3954995
Mrs. Cake

Jello shots

off her ass dimples
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>>3954986
I like to think that Fluttershy doesn't like to drink too much because it makes her sick, and she prefers to get high.
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>>3954986

Wrong.
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I've tasted my own semen once
I pretty much forced myself to, I didn't and still don't have any desire to eat my own

But damn I want to swallow some elses
Yours~
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>>3954995
Do you think Cheerilee would still be into some weird maybe little crazy stuff as a holdover from her party years?
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>>3955008
>you will never get high with Yellowautism
>You and her will never share a big bowl of crackers and watch bad movies
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oh man I haven't been sick in so long
how do you make yourself feel better when sick

would you take care of your favorite pony when she's sick?
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>>3954997
I feel the opposite. Probably because I drew notpone for almost 20 years before attempting pone.
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>>3954999
>using a tree to hide your fat
You can't trick me wench
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>>3955004
yes sir mr. president
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>>3955008
Really now?

Here, read this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/37554/Fluttering-High

You should like it.
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>>3955008
That is me exactly.
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I want to draw something involving police pone, but I have no idea what I should draw her doing.

Any suggestions?
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>>3955028
>Worrying about fat

2casual4me
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>>3955021
Get her some soup.
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>>3955031
I already read it, thumbed-up, and commented.
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>>3955030
do a sequel where he's approached by both sisters who are also drunk and they vie for his attentions
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>>3955013
>headcanon
>wrong

News bulletin: the sky is blue. But that's why it's HEADcanon bro.
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>>3955038
police pony butt
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>>3955022
hmmm
phn?
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>>3955038
Suppressing a riot or violating a pony's civil rights
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>>3955042
>tfw my soup's all expired
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>>3955038
Police pone taking a pie for Celestia
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>>3955038
Draw her doing bullet time through a window shooting dual pistols.

Suction cup pistols
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>>3955038
a) trying to figure out how to arrest Griffy

b) holding a gun on her mouth
>>
If pony's basketball-sized testicles were saggy enough to almost hang to the ground would you sit next to them on the couch, their nuts resting in your lap as you gently stroke and massage them?
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>>3954986
>Fluttershy eyes you in the bar.
>You find yourself unable to pull yourself away from her.
>She approaches, no, she walks up to you, her eyes focused on you as if she owns you, she slowly tells you where to meet her, and you would be damned if you failed to show up.
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>>3955049
what's the difference
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>>3955038
Macing fillies during Occupy Canterlot
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>>3954816
fine i drew

now stop following me
>>
I appreciate the fact that Glitter Glue has demonstrated his tolerance towards the Islamic community of MLPG by not drawing the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
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>>3955021
sleep sleep sleep sleep
marathon the show on loop and just sleep with it on for a couple of days
I rarely get sick, but that and a large supply of alka-seltzer can knock it right out of your system in no time.
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>>3955044
Applebloom is too young to be drinkin'
There's only one apple pony truly sufficient
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>>3955056
Yes, but how would I ever get them in my mouth if they're the size of basketballs?
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>>3955065
MANLY SPARKLE

ELEMENT OF MANLINESS
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>>3955065
>new juice to add to my collection
yes
yeeees
yeeeeeessssssssss
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>>3955046
Stop right there, criminal scum.
You violated the law.
Since you lack the funds to pay the court, you must service my ass
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>>3955043
You have my thanks.
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>>3955058
Where is the right to group property damage protected in law?
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>>3954816
I've already done my time
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>>3955047
No.
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>>3955074
Like the CMC has never found their secret cider stash
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>>3955038
Draw Anon and Police Pone in a buddy cop pose with explosions and shit in the background.
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>>3954816
No, GummyPinkie. I'm over 6 months sober now.
You're not getting back into that kind of life.
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>>3955095
Drunk CMC would actually be pretty hilarious.
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>>3955095
>CMC find cider
>get drunk
>It isn't hard cider
>CMC are whores
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>>3955088
Wrong scumbag, you're on parole and don't you forget it.
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so what happened to that Jerry Springer shit?

i mean, if he doesn't get a brony he is just going to get some actors

how long does take to air that shit after the casting call is made?
>>
>
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>>3955090
...javkiller? jack? or maybe you don't draw pony art? reveal yourself mystery drawfag!
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god i hate Fluttershy. bitch ruins most everything.
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>>3955018
>Teenage CMC at their first big party.
>Cheerilee is doing a keg stand.
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>>3955112
They have to invest in their 5000 nanoseconds of quality control first.
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>>3955117
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>>3955118
>hating a pone

man...
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>>3955057
go on...
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>>3955112
He'll probably ask the American Democrat party for advice in how to set up a casting call. I hear that they're taking open auditions for -- I shit you not -- "a straight soldier who served in Afghanistan who saved saved by a gay soldier (e.g.: a medic)."
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>>3955104
>>3955103
I'm vaguely reminded of a very old story idea wherein the CMC (perhaps drunkenly) try to rape Anon without fully understanding what that entails
The results are less than impressive
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>>3955112
I'd watch the hell out that, actors or not. It'll be hilarious.

>>3955118
>Hating Autismshy
>2012

ISHIIGY, anon
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>>3955100
THIS.
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>>3955118
You'd like her if she was a werewolf.
>>
she almost killed all of equestria by not flying fast enough to get the water to cloudsdale
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>>3955118
>implying
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>>3955118
Yeah okay man
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>>3955137
>black line in the upper left
my autism is out of control
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>>3955142
Werewolfshy sounds kind of cute
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>>3955078
Looks like you'll have to settle for licking and rubbing your mouth all over them. But why rush things when you can hear him pant and grunt as you gently knead and rub them as they weigh heavily on your crotch?
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>>3955133
Maybe I'm too drunk for this shit, but what the fuck are you even attempting to communicate to us.
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>>3955130

the only thing she's good for is mindbreak.
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>>3955154
I'm going to turn into a bloodthirsty killing machine now... ah.. if that's alright, I mean...
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>>3955146
That was the fault of this useless bitch
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>>3955151
>someone wants to post a duplicate image
>doesn't change one pixel to be a shade darker
>draws a big fat black line
all my hate
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>>3955128
oh, it's just you
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>>3955146
Spitfire could have just helped if it was really that serious.
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>>3955157
An amusing anecdote. There is no ulterior message or implication.

I believe they call this a "pop culture reference".
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>>3955142

"Were" is Old English for "Man", so the proper term would be "Eohwolf", not "Werewolf".
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>>3955117
>javkiller.
Dude...he was drawing years before pony.
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>>3955162
What if you said no, that's not alright?
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>>3955158
>mindbreaking Fluttershy

She's so defeatist and self-loathing that she's already pretty much broken, what's the point?
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>>3955164
Please don't call her names. She is too pretty for that.
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>>3955179
Heres another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me and says he hasnt had a bite in three days. I knew what he meant but just to be funny I took a big bite out of his jugular vein.
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>>3955192
yeah, PRETTY USELESS
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>>3955184
yeah
the guy said he'd been drawing 20 years prior to pony
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>>3955095
>it's non-alcoholic
>AJ and Big Mac knew all along
>they set up a plan to scare the CMC to TEACH THEM A LESSON
>Big Mac calls them to help move hay from the hayloft with a hired worker hooking up bales to the lifting mechanism
>the CMC think they're drunk and mess up helping
>the rope goes taut around the foreleg of the hired help
>yanks him up towards the mechanical winch
>his foreleg is pulled off his body
>the CMC start screaming and crying
>it's a prosthetic
>he lands on three legs
>"AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T DRINK UNDERAGE"
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>>3955182
you're both wrong.

marewolf.
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>>3955190
Hell, do you guys even watch the show?
Discord tries to mind break her and she just agrees with him.
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>>3955136
Shit, I know what you're talking about but can't find the cap.

I think they were sober, they just figured it was another thing to try to earn their cutie marks.
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>>3955200
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>>3954273
The steam chat doesn't enable voice chat by default, so a lot of the regulars use it to cut down the number of participants.

A chat room in a chat room
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>>3955196
weird al pls

pls

pls pinkie duet
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>>3955196
Where the towels are oh so fluffy, and you can eat right out of the ashtrays (it's okay, they're clean).
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>>3955175
I'm sorry.
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>>3955158
And rape
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>>3955202
Javkiller isn't that old.
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>>3955200
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>>3955219
It will never happen Anon.
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>>3955200
>>3955200
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>>3955207
But wouldn't J Walter Weatherpony have to be a pegasus?
either way that's hilarious
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>>3955231
:(
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>>3955190
THIS!
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>>3955226
shh no apologies
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>>3955200
Snap.
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Tonight's the night. For real.
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MLPG get off of /g/
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Hey horsefuckers look what I got tonight at Walmart
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>>3955252
no
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>>3955256
I jelly of the map. Not so much the other stuff.
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>>3955241
Just to clarify, I meant I've been drawing consistently since I was a toddler.
I'm not old.
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>>3955256
THAT IS NOT LUNA
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>>3955256
oh shit I want that map
>>
Did Fluttershy facesitting farts ever happen?
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>>3955256
I wish I had the villain poster.
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>>3955237
>saying "this"
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>>3955256
Holy shit that toy looks horrible
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>>3955256
You gonna draw mustaches on everything

if not you can pack up your bullshit and leave
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>>3955256
That toy is an insult to my waifu
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>>3955256
Oh god that luna.
I wonder if they ever just looked at her picture on the packaging and wondered "hey what is wrong here"
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>>3955256
Those posters are cool. Did they come with a toy?
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>>3955256
>Luna
>Purple

Hasbro in charge of not being colour blind
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>>3955256

>buying the Royal Wedding poster
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>>3955276
Isn't that just twilight unwashed with a character replacement?
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>>3955291
>draws mustaches on everything
>erases mustaches from those who have them
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>>3955211
>>3955136
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>>3955256
>Flimflam, Trixie, and the mean fillies alongside Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, and Discord.
I have the feeling they'd be pretty fucking scared.
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>>3954816
I am!

I am drawing butts

It is difficult
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>>3955310
All the posters were free, they're just on the side of huge Pony Power Endcap they just put up, there's dozens of each, no sku just take what you want.
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>>3955318
>Don't draw a mustache on Spike, just to spite him.
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>>3955142

that's just because i like the Children of Gaia, and Were-Shy is basically the ultimate essence of them.
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>>3955354
DRAW A CIRCLE THEN DRAW A PONY THEN PUT A BUTT ON IT
IT'S NOT HARD
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>>3955358
Shit, really?
Just take them?
>>
GG, would you be willing to work with Obnoxious Douche in any way officially?
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>>3955371
Yes, tho, they might stop you if they saw you trying to huddle out dozens of pony posters
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>>3955335
>Lead ordinary life by day
>Be vile pervert and watch little girl's cartoon by night

I fucking love the 21st century
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>>3955358
whoa, where was that at? is it like a franchise wide promo or something
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>>3955367
B-but the perspective! I'm trying to have the pony look over her butt at the viewer.
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>>3955358
This shit better have come to the Great White North.
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>>3955388
I'll just roll them up into each other to make it look like I have one in a tube.
>>
Aspirant, please tell me that there was no issue with the shift and I at last can enjoy the quest during Saturday
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>>3955276
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>>3955397
CIRCLE
PONE
BUTT
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>>3955358
Also the map is hilarious, on the bottom is says
"Distance not to scale"
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>>3955390
It's like were sexual superheros
but which is the secret identity ;_;
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>>3955412
>only 2 butterflies on cutiemark

I can't fap to this
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>>3955417
not everything can just be a circle all the time,down syndrome drawings
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJu-9BZIlIk&feature=plcp

Dozens killed in South Africa mine shooting

Just to let you know that people out there have real problems that don't include fedoras or pastel ponies.
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>>3955432
the other one's on vacation

smoking pina coladas on the Caribbean or whatever adults do
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>>3955423
>Not being a socially normal average looking normalfag with friends and a girlfriend
>Then being completely disgusting online

It's a grand feel, that's for sure.
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>>3955418
>Also the map is hilarious, on the bottom is says
>"Distance not to scale"

But that's accurate.
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>>3955451
I don't care
I can't change that sort of thing, so I'm not going to worry about it.
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>>3955443
buckley does it again
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>>3955451
What if the shooters were wearing fedoras with the worst pone on it?
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>>3955443
i knew where this was going but i laughed anyway
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>>3955451

If Earth were Equestria, then this would never have happened.
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>>3955468
You could mail your fedora to starving Africans
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>>3955468

Still nice to learn about. It gives you perspective. You see everything around you. That just doesn't "happen". It was built. It was fought for. There's a whole system in place to keep it the way it is. You were lucky to have been born in its bosom.
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>>3955451
Hey guys
There's a town called Equestria in South Africa
Someone tell the bronies
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>>3955190

because she'd be so easy to play with.

yeah, it'd probably be more rewarding to break, say, Celestia, or Twilight, but sometimes i like to play on easy mode. and that's what she is. besides, it'll be fun watching her go from shy girl to outrageous whore.
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Everfree Con stream where
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>>3955495
Everfree Con stream.com
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>>3955451
I just cant dig it ANon
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>>3955465
It sucks being a socially crippled weird looking abnormalfag with no real friends and no girlfriend.
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>>3955465
I'm socially retarded both on an offline, but I'm not about to showcase my love of cartoon equines in public anytime soon.
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>>3955501
Oh shit, is it Crappyunicron there at artist's panel?
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>>3955451
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>>3955503
You've got problems, I've got MINE.
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I demand more underage horse.
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>>3955493
>outrageous whore
>fucking a motionless crying lump

You'd want to break Pinkie or Dash to get the outrageous stuff.
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>>3955541
NO.
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>>3955510
>That feel when your friends probably know about your preference for pone cartoon
>They silently judge you
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>>3955541

Breaking Pinkie, you say?
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>>3955397
She can raise her tail, revealing the butt...
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>>3954860
It's like if they ever make a My Little Pony Theme Park there'll be hidden Derpies fucking everywhere
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Which pony is most comfortable with their debauched sexual perversions?
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>>3955523

That bugs me so much. There's pictures from all over Africa, including the Libyan conflict. Not South Africa!
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>>3955558
>every so often they pull them down and move them around when no one is looking
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>>3955560
How is this even a question?
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>>3955554
This is the worst post I've ever read in the history of MLPG.
But, let's face it. It's probably just because it's Pinkie.
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>>3954816
Haha, I am drawing. It's vaguely gay though...
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>>3955553
>implying everyone isn't always silently judging you
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>>3954816
Haven't drawn in forevers.
Have some Dreamworks face
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>>3955574
What's she comfortable with?
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>>3955581
>silently
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>>3955523

>Negroes with stone weights

What's wrong with that exactly? Staying /fit/ should be on everyone's priorities list.
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>>3955541
Pinkie Pie had stopped squirming around.
All her earlier energy, her unending enthusiasm that kept her squirming, her perky, bubbly twitchiness, they'd vanished. She just lay there on the table, flat on her back, hind legs propped up in the air as Pokey pounded away at the poor young filly. Her body bounced, tightened up a little with each stroke, but otherwise she barely moved. She tried to keep her legs as wide open as possible, but it didn't do much good. He kept thrusting, selfishly focused on his own pleasure, not even paying attention to the discomfort Pinkie's penetration was causing her. Her fore legs tensed up reflexively against their straps with every stroke.

Tears were streaming down the pink filly's face from beneath the blindfold, which had grown damp. At the deepest point of every rhythmic thrust, she yelped urgently, but still softly. Only a few sounds filled Pinkie's senses, all she could focus on besides the sharp poking sensation. The lewd, wet sounds of flesh on flesh. The stallion's heavy, dark balls slapping evenly against Pinkie's bare ass as they swung beneath him. The wobbling of the table as Pokey mounted the tied-up filly. And her own reflexive squeaking.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow," she cried quietly at every thrust as he bottomed out inside her. Her voice was weak, whimpering. It didn't get better as it went on. The pain of the initial penetration had faded a little, but still, every poke hurt. And yet through his clouded senses, all the stallion could hear was shy moaning. He was utterly lost in the sensation and the sight of Pinkie's pinkest bits. He kept going, and with every stroke he provoked another pitiful, wincing noise. "Ow, ow, ow!"
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>>3955595

They even went to the effort of making them vaguely look like real weights. Bravo to them.
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>>3954816
because most of my ponies turn out retarded
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>>3955606
Hehe.
Fluttershy looks like an anteater.
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>>3955599
Yeah! Now make her coat get all fluffy
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>>3955599
I don't think I have a reaction good enough for this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47G3SK8QEhQ

X gonna give it to ya
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Oh god all this spaghetti
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>>3955628
>that will never be finished
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>>3955611
shit it was meant to be rainbow dash... i really cant draw ponies
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>>3955599

I don't enjoy this, not at all.
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>>3955541

>Pinkie for the outrageous stuff

no, that's the whole point. you make them into something that they're not.

you make Fluttershy outgoing and loud. you make Pinkie sad and scared. you make Rarity crude and boorish. you break them and fit them back together the wrong way round.
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>>3955606
Richard, what are you doing?
Ponies will not help you at all if you pet them!
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I have zippy-doo da clues about Derps.
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>>3955617
The stallion braced himself against her, bucking his hips wildly against her, thrusting like an animal, ramming in and out of her sore little entrance and making slick, wet sounds. He reached his peak, went over the edge. Sped up, slamming away into her as fast as he could, pulling out almost all the way, and then buried himself inside her velvety lips, as deep as he could. She yelped sharply, like a violent hiccup, and tensed up all over. She arched her back high on the table, overcome with the sharp sensation. He twitched inside her. She felt it. Throbbing. Felt something else, like it was filling her up. It was so hard to focus in the darkness. Something warm and wet inside her.
She could feel him breathing hot against her ear. Heard his lungs straining to keep up with his activity. He leaned down, whispering.
"Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie."
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>>3955643
Arg. Once more, my cock betrays my heart.
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>>3955648
Beautiful pony
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>>3955632

Well, the 10 hour loop shows some more progress. And it's been a month. How long could it take to make a 3 minute video?
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>>3955648
Why is Tabitha so perfect?
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>>3955662
Do you think she'd be excited about email or hate it?

She wouldnt be able to personally deliver it. ;_;
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>>3955654
I hate you.
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Am I going to watch alone Everfree mettup or someone will join me? Nicole Oliver soon.
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>>3955663
Look how long it took Valve to make each Meet The video with professional modelers and animators.
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>>3955628
I'm just going to listen to this all night.
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>>3955678
where watch anon?
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>>3955678
huh?
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Would you a pone if their clit was replaced with a tongue?
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>>3955672
She'd hate it
Then she'd love delivering all those interesting packages from eBay
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Tomorrow will be good.
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>>3955661

i actually now really want to see Rarity go full-on ganguro after getting captured by some evil mindbreak villain.
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>>3955691
um
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>>3955691
Only if her tongue was also replaced with a giant clit.
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>>3955694
TOMORROW I'LL
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>>3955691
Like a sergal?
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>>3955691
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>>3955691

I'd do a pone anyway. You wouldn't? What are you, some kind of girly-boy?
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>>3955696
I want them all.
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>>3955703
fuck this event and it's thirteen tickets

the one that actually happens to be near canada. happens to get tons of talent. and they run it in some guy's basement. fucking bronies
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>>3955702
No, not a freaky pointed, prehensile clitoral hood.

I'm talking about a big pony tongue hanging out of the bottom of their marecunt.
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i can't wait to see once again Nicoler Oliver being uncomfortable around bronies at Everfree Notwest
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>>3954273
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>>3955707
That fucking comic
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>Those Tabasco stories are getting updated.
I love you, archivebro.
I needed those reads of some of those old fics.
Especially that first encounter.
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What's this.

Ponies...? Do you grown men really enjoy these over real women such as moi? Why would you want ponies to fart on your face when a real women like me could do it for you? Wake up and come back to reality guys. Seriously.
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>>3955723
But this is going to be the best con yet. Bronies can't ruin this shit.
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>>3955699
What about a horsecock instead of the tongue in their mouth instead?
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>>3955720
Well that's just bizarre.
I mean, I still would, but apprehensively, in case the tongue was attached to a set of teeth
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You guys, I want to buy a liquidiser today so I can make delicious smoothies. What's the best way to actually make smoothies though?

>>3955739

3DPD
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>>3955739
>real women
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>>3955746
No teeth. But she'd make out with you during cunnilingus and lick your balls while you fucked her.
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>>3955739
>Liking real woman farts.
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>>3955760
I suppose ball-licking could be pleasant.
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>>3955673
He didn't hold there for very long. As soon as his orgasm had passed, he pulled out unceremoniously. Pinkie Pie bit her lip, tensed up for the inward thrust that inevitably followed the withdrawl, but it didn't come. She held there, poised blind for a few seconds, but at last realizing it wasn't going back in, she just collapsed flat. Every sore muscle in her poor used body relaxed. Her legs lay weak against the table, still strapped in tight. Her chest heaved as she tried to catch her breath. She could feel something thick and sticky all over her inner thighs and down from her pink place. It felt like syrup, but very warm.
Her breathing was weak, uneven, like she was expecting something worse to happen. She didn't squirm or bubble or smile, she barely moved. She didn't show any of her characteristic energy. She lay on the table, panting, bound, blind. She'd stopped crying, but her face was still damp.

She lay there for a long time. Didn't move, didn't make a sound. Her mind could barely touch what had just happened. She tried to make sense of it, what little she understood from it all, but it just wouldn't process. She could feel the sticky stuff drying on her.

"Pokey?" She finally asked, weakly.
No answer. She waited at least another minute, just breathing.
"Pokey? Are you there?"
Still nothing.
For a second, she thought the bad dream was over.

There was a click. She could hear the door swing open. She broke out instantly in a cold sweat, shivering. She whimpered audibly.
"I don't wanna play anymore, Pokey!" she loudly yelped, seizing with fear.
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>>3955733
...Link?
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>>3955760
I WILL HAVE SOME OF THAT, PLEASE.
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>>3955643
>you make Fluttershy outgoing and loud.

If you're trying to do that, mindbreak isn't going to do it. It would just worsen how she already is to the point where she just silently accepts whatever happens to her because she thinks she deserves it. POSITIVE encouragement is what causes her to become aggressive.

That's the reason, as you said, why mindbreak would make Pinkie sad and scared, it brings her down to Fluttershy's level.
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>>3955739
>real women such as moi
>posts rose
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>>3955739

but women don't fart
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>>3955723

i forgot she hats us. oh, well. i guess we'll need to climb into the Himalayas and find an old Zen master hermit to teach us how to do that hypnotic-eyes thing, then.
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>>3955767
http://exhentai.org/g/517575/09befde402/
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>>3955771
What if Rose is Rose?
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>>3955767
http://www.lemonfont.com/SS_archive.htm
Have fun
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>>3955768
Which one?
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>>3955778

someone should ask her about those sexy photos
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>>3955788
>rose is rose
>double sweet voice
>trap
oh my~
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>>3955723

Max G is gonna be at this con right?
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>>3955800
>>3955788

UK Rose has no interest in anime/cartoons.
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>>3955789
what the fuck is this? homestuck?
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>>3955801

>King of the Hacks is gonna be at this con right?
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>>3955813
Calling it a comic wouldn't be entirely correct
You'll probably enjoy it, seeing as you come here
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>>3955766
There's a line and clearly you've crossed it. Tell me you're not fucking writing this right now.
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>>3955816
Who?
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>>3955790
Preferably the vaginal makeouts, but they both sound fun.
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>>3955813

no
from my experience that is not homestuck
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>>3955793

somebody should make a giant poster of it and carry it with them. and have her sign it.

preferably someone wearing the horse head.
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>>3955842
CH4T LOGS TH3 COM1C
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>You will never get to make out with a marshmallow pony vagina
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and i thought that Tara was supposed to be the attention whore
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I have no idea what is even going on anymore.
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>>3955785
>>3955789
>...What about a dick?
>wat.
Well this is promising to be a fun ride.
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>>3955857

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>3955866
LITERALLY
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>>3955832
Those do sound like a lot of fun. Her mouth would be free to gasp and moan as you make out. And since that tongue of hers is still her clitoris you better believe she'll be vocal about it.
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>>3955824
I would make fun of you and tell you to back away from that combat shotgun, but man, I feel you. That kind of thing is just depressing, fictional or not.
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>>3955866
Who?
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WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>3955789
the eyes are creeping me out
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>>3955866
>LITERALLY LEE TOCKAR
I don't even know who this guy is but I laughed.
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You guys look like you are having fun.
What pone would buy you a drink?
My bet is on Pinkie Pie. Or Apple Jack.
Rarity would make you pay for ALL her drinksMostly Cosmopolitan fru fru drinks
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>>3955873

chill out 8ro
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>>3955878

it's like fluffy ponies
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>>3955885
Oh man this guy is crazy
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>>3955891
What if I dont drink? Will she try to pressure me?
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>>3955891
can pone just take care of my sick self
i dont need a drink
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>>3955885
Comic sans is best font
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>>3955893
B1TCH
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>>3955891

Applejack would buy you a drink, since she is the most dependable of ponies.
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>>3955878
>>3955824
I guess MLPG isn't too familiar with Rarity's Generous Plan, then.
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>>3955881
who wants a lamby lamby lamby?
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>>3955889
>>3955880

he voiced Snips ans Steven Magnet
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>>3955904

You wanna start something faggot?
Fucking bring it.
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>>3955894
speaking of which, have you seen how butthurt they're getting over their threads being deleted?
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>>3955891

>cosmo fru-fru

the only thing a proper lady allows herself to drink is martinis, dear girl.
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>>3955908

This. If it makes you all feel better, Pokey Pierce went to jail after doing that.
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>>3955913
oh yeah

he is an attention whore. it's cool that he wants to give money to charity, tho
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>>3955916

i dont swim in the piss very often. Really? Fucking finally.
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>>3955899
>Pinkie and Rarity using their charms to pressure you into drinking.
>Thisismyfetish.jpg
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Goodnight MLPG.
Or Good morning MLPG, depending on who is looking at the general.
Also good afternoon, and good evening!
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>>3955891

MT draw an anon buried beneath the entire mane cast on a cold night watching television together.

Preferably draw all the ponies in scarves.

And make it dark and cozy looking pls.
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>>3955908
I haven't read it, I know what it's about though and that's enough for me. It's for rape fetishists and I am not one of those.
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>>3955916
do we have a new janitor? are they chill?

come hang out with us new janitor. we're >chill
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>>3955885

Tell him to check out Libre Office.
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>>3955885

Out of everyone from the show, Larson seems like one of us the most.
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>>3955938

>Rarity pushes the drink into your hand
>"oh, it'll be fun! you like fun, don't you?~"
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Would you a chubby pony's pony chubby?
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>>3955885
>Rarity what time is it
>Its 4 bong dahling
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>>3955900

>Ross not in love with himself
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>>3955934
I think it's because people were complaining on /q/. The best part is that the whining and attempts to bargain with the mods only prove what we all assumed: they're a bunch of insecure teenagers.
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This was mentioned earlier.

Rarity, Twilight OR Rose can fart on your face. Your nose will be right up against her anus. What do you choose?
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>>3955982
Rose?
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>>3955982
rose
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>>3955916
>>3955934
>>3955976

Hi, I write Fluffy pony stories.

We're mixed in because Fluffy is all pushed together into one thread. Edgy dark preteens write poorly-designed abuse, and people who don't feel the need to assert their masculinity over imaginary animals on the internet write "hugbox", cute, sweet stories that come off as a slice-of-life / pet ownership / child rearing tale.

There's quite a few very good "hugbox" authors who have Pastebin accounts, Giant Neckbeard, Oracle, MarcusMaximus, all write interesting greentext that are worth keeping around.

This isn't to say that there's no good abuse stories, Mayclore, Deathproofpony, and Nasir6 all write stires where fluffy ponies die by the wagonload, but since they are well-rounded, interesting characters written by literate authors, they are compelling enough to hold your interest.

If you have a chance, look up "Educated Fluffies", "Deadmeat", and "Maroon". Those are probably the defining stories of Fluffy General.
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>>3955991

What does our Rose look like?
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>>3955944
That's my point, it's an excerpt from that story.

Fluttershy gets raped by Big Mac who's been drugged with hyper aphrodisiacs, blue-balled, and then locked in a room with her.
Applejack gets gangraped by three thugs pretending to be Royal Guard.
Pinkie is tricked into tying herself up and Pokey rapes her because he thinks it's an invitation.
Twilight gets dateraped by a sleazy, beta Caramel.
And Dash gets raped by the Wonderbolts when they take things further than she wanted.
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>>3955982
i find you and punch you in your stupid face
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> Dooks begging or money too

It is really hard to resist brony bux isn't?
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>>3955976

some day, moot will let us return to the homeland. all we need is a Moses to guide us from this Egypt.
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>>3956001
Dooks is begging for money? Why?
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1. Unmatchable lightning-fast art skills
2. Your own pony

Pick one
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>>3956003
>We need a moses

I know just the mare
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Would you visit an Equestria where your wildest fantasies and most perverse desires were utterly commonplace?
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>>3956012
THE PONY

GIVE ME THE PONY
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>>3956012
Pony
obviously
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Shhh guys, you might wake up pone.
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>>3956007
Because.. money?
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>>3956001

well they are brony bux, so why not?
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>>3956015

>wildest fantasy includes being loved and holding hands with a pretty girl
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>>3956013

>Derpy tries to part thea sea for us to cross
>causes a tsunami instead
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>>3956013

if we follow her, we won't just be wandering for forty years, we'll never fucking get there. or, at least, everyone will die before getting there, except her.

i say Celestia.
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>>3956015
are you retard or something
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>>3956012
Give me infinite baklava, and if that's not possible, lightning-fast unmatchable art skills.
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>>3956028
>>3956013

lol us bronies huh?
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>>3956020
Yeah, I get that, but what I mean is, when other people have begged, they usually justify it. GG did with his life difficulties, and MicTheMicrophone did by crying on-screen. What is Dooks saying?
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>>3956012
Only if it's a mlp pony.

I'll get good on my own and have a pony
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>>3955992
Regardless, this board isn't the place for them. They've been far removed from any connection with the show; this was true even when they were a thing in the general. The original conceit of short, goofy stories of accident-prone pony-like creatures has mutated into something that no longer has any relevance to the board.
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>>3954269
>she would just stand there doing nothing, wondering what was going on behind her
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>>3956037

What's wrong brony?
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>>3956040
Shut the fuck up.
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>>3956040

No. Fun. Allowed.
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>>3956029
She's got this!
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>>3956037
Man I wanna stream again...but it's so early.
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>>3955992

>This isn't to say that there's no good abuse stories, Mayclore, Deathproofpony, and Nasir6 all write stires where fluffy ponies die by the wagonload, but since they are well-rounded, interesting characters written by literate authors, they are compelling enough to hold your interest.

wtf am i reading?
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>>3956047

There's a difference between begging for money and asking for donations while opening up commissions
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>>3956047
>MicTheMicrophone did by crying on-screen

Hold the phone
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I'm curious, how many of you ponyfuckers are diehard ass men?
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>>3955997
>Twilight gets dateraped by a sleazy, beta Caramel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I always knew Twilight was pathetic but wow, that sounds hilarious.
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>>3956047
He's Mexican, he deserves our money.
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>>3956069
hell yeah motherfucker
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>>3956069
Not diehard.
I can appreciate a good ass but tits are where it's at.
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>>3956069

Me.
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>>3956069
Hips, thighs, ass - it's all good.
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>>3955992

It's not even show related. It shouldn't be on this board.
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>>3956064

>Not having the patient as a girl
>Not having Dr. Pinkie cute the butthurt by rimming the girl
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>>3956070
The only reason Twilight's rapist was a pathetic beta was because they wanted Twifags to have a self-insert they could relate to.
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>>3956068
>Hold the phone
The microphone
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>>3956065

>we're shitting all over the original fluffy pony stories, but it's okay because they're written good!
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>>3956069

Why does everything 0r0 draw look like it's made out of rubber or plastic?
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>>3956069

Hell man, I like T, A, thighs, all that good shit.
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>>3956064
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>>3955954
>If you agree to so much as a sip she immediately orders you another, more expensive drink.
>You can't really say you've tried it if you haven't had the GOOD liquor, after all.
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>>3956069

*raises hand*
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>>3956065

echoes from a dark place.
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>>3956069
I am an ass/hips/thighs man.
But I love tits too.
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>>3956084
TRYING hard not to draw porn on my new laptop yet.First pone pon I draw on this baby isn't gonna be free~
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>>3955976
> The best part is that the whining and attempts to bargain with the mods only prove what we all assumed: they're a bunch of insecure teenagers.
In what way? Were there any examples of this besides this one copypasta here? >>3955992

I just want to know what Fluffyfags did lately to out their true selves.
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>>3956094
> 0r0

many many many nights ago someone stirred some shit when they rightly claimed 0r0 is a huge piece of shit. he popped in and defended himself through anonymous

i think you just summoned him. he probably has his name hooked up to google reader or something
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>>3956103

Has anyone edited the vergine and buttehole from this picture? I feel like I could enjoy that ass, but not like that.
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>>3956112

www.fluffybooru.com

there you go have some fun
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I kind of feel like this show isn't taking the direction I was hoping it would. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't expecting an epic from a little girl's show, but stuff like SA and Candyass makes me realize how easily the lore can be jossed.
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>>3956065
I can't think of a better answer than >>3956105.

This is what those threads are nowadays.
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>>3956117

>Anybody who likes his art is him in disguise

Are you fucking serious?
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>>3956069
I like everything equally!
I like tits as much as I like flat, muscular chests
I like booty butt booty butt cheeks as much as I like trim and thin asses
Is this a bad thing
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>>3956122

>not enjoying that delicious butthole
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>>3956100

which, of course, begs the question: why is she getting us loaded?

it's certainly not because we wouldn't fuck her sober (probably), and it isn't just because she thinks drunkenness is a superior state of being, so i can only assume her purposes are nefarious.
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>>3956135
That's not really what I was asking.
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>>3956117
Not 0r0, but he draws a pretty mean butt.
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>>3956140
>I kind of feel like this show isn't taking the direction I was hoping it would.

Same. Got hijacked by Hasbro. Going off on tangents designed to sell toys, instead of exploring the characters and their problems and shit we actually cared about. I sort of feel the show's jumped the shark. Will wait until S3 to confirm my suspicions.
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>>3955992

>Mayclore
>I DON'T WANT TO KILL SMALL INNOCENT ANIMALS BUT ITS MY JOB OH WELL AM I NOT DEEP AS FUCK
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>>3956167
The only horse buttholes I like are the puffy kind
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>>3956167

I'm sorry man, I just can't do it. Bodily orifices just don't do anything for me, if anything they make me sick.
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>>3956154
oh hi
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>>3956176

Eh, they're alright, too bad he's such an uber doucher.
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>>3956154
>his art
Nobody was talking about that. He just said that oro is a piece of shit.

Stop putting words in that guy's mouth.
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>>3956187

XD
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>>3956178

>OH MAN I SURE HOPE WE FIND OUT ABOUT MORE KINGDOMS OUTSIDE EQUESTRIA
>OH MAN ANOTHER KINGDOM OUTSIDE EQUESTRIA? URGH HASBRO TRYING TO SELL TOYS
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Ulp...ulp...ulp...
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>>3956167
>enjoying horse genitalia
No thank you.
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>>3956185
Then you should get rid of the mouth too.
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>>3956171
>>3956171
>it's certainly not because we wouldn't fuck her sober
I wouldn't fuck Rarity.
I wouldn't fuck a pony at all actually. I bet they'd be good friends, but no sex.
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>>3956112
Nothing in particular. Just the tone of their complaints about the deletions. They don't seem to understand how moderation works or why their threads are being purged.

In a desperate attempt at relevance, some are trying to shoehorn mlp characters into their stories, too, I guess.
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>>3956184

>The only horse buttholes I like are the puffy kind

ikr

hey, but thought that butthole was kinda puffy
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>>3956205

You know what I mean. I knew someone would bring that up.
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>>3956180

so he's just writing "Wringer", but with small puff-ball horses instead of pigeons?
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>>3956204
Where the fuck do you think we are?
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>>3956197

>/v/ argument

No, a proper way to introduce new kingdoms is not to jam two new, previously unheard of characters that apparently had great impact before they were introduced and then make them leaders of a kingdom.

Stop being dumb.
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>>3956214

This isn't the horsefucker general, no matter what some people say.
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>>3956211

http://pastebin.com/u/Mayclore
the only thing i bothered to read was the "Judgement" stuff
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>>3956209
Could be puffier.
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>>3956227
Well shit.
Where do I find the real general, then?
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>>3956227

Yes it is.
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Okay let's doodle http://www.livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
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>>3956232

we're now officially adding >puffy to the Adjectives of Doom.
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>>3956234

On another website I would assume. I've never heard of a bestiality board.
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>>3956242
>>>/vp/
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>>3956242

Shut the fuck up
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>>3956199
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>>3956171
She knows we'd probably fuck her sober, but our hypothetical anon seems pretty uptight, so maybe she needs to loosen us up a bit first. The alcohol makes it a done deal.

besides, being drunk means we'll be more willing to do the kinky stuff
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>>3956222

i agree that they maybe should've been shown a little before but really its not the end of the world.
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Weekly dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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>>3956214
For one, night thread.
Please take your shit back to the daytime threats.
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>>3956240
puffymoistdrippingmuskymarecunt
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>>3956242
7chan has one!
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>>3956248

It's sad because that man doesn't seen to be enjoying his horrible job.
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>>3956255

dis nigga
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>>3956222
> jam two new, previously unheard of characters
They've been established in 2 episodes already. How many more episodes do they have to be in before you'll "allow" them to have a further role?

It's sort of a catch-22 isn't it? You don't want episodes about "unestablished" characters but the only way to establish a character is to have an episode with them.
Are you just against new characters in general? Or just these two because you feel like they should have dropped offhand mentions of them in a half-dozen unrelated episodes before they're allowed to introduce them?
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>>3956171
It's all a game to her. She likes the feeling of being the corrupter, being the one to lead an innocent young anon down the path of temptation.
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>>3956255
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>>3956249
>mfw I don't drink
>mfw I'd refuse any alcohol Rarity offered me
>mfw I'm stubborn as fuck and wouldn't back down
>mfw this Anon is me

Pls stop this. This one is too similar to me.
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>>3956227

that's crazy, you are crazy anon
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Please tell me some good music

I don't want to go to /mu/
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>>3956284
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>>3956284
Ponk martini
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>>3956279
>>3956274
>>3956265
Can you stop?
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>>3956277

I don't normally drink, but I don't think I could refuse pone offering me some. Especially Rarity.
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>>3956273
Okay. I'll play along. And tomorrow, she'll never want to have sex again.
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>>3956284
Slint, which is apparently now Winstoncore
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>>3956284
nmh
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>>3956284
Killer Mike- R.A.P. Music
John Coltrane- My favorite things
Radiohead- OK computer
ITAOTS
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>>3956287
um
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>>3956296
I could. Like I said, I'm stubborn as fuck.
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>>3956284

Behold!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
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>>3956292

>implying it's the same person
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>>3956272

The entire two seasons before that, we didn't hear about Twilight's goddamned BROTHER or her babysitter that was a PRINCESS.

Say what you want, but they were jammed in and you can't justify it. Assuming I don't like them just because they're new or just because I've got bad taste doesn't make that wrong.
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>>3956292

Can you stop?
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>>3956312
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
NEW ALBUM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME
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>>3956314
>>3956317
oh man
2butthurt
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>>3956317
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2perfect4me
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>>3956320
heyanonthere'sanewcaravanpalacealbum
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>>3956272

i'm with this guy>>3956316
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>>3956328
Not enough established personality 4me.
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>>3956316

Yeah, that was stupid, but that doesn't matter now. Just enjoy the crystal kingdom.
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>>3956323

I don't know that feel. How retarded can people be?
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>>3956338

>Just enjoy the crystal kingdom.

No, fuck you, that shit's gay.
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>>3956328

>this fandom doesn't deserve crappyunicorn(now cosmicunicorn)
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>>3956328
Where is the perfection anon

you promised me there would be perfection
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>>3956338
I am looking forward to Scootaloo's episode.
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>>3956322

u mad brony?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LCViSPvMsU

shit game but the music was great
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>>3956342
I don't know that feel because I never go to the movies.
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>>3956338

I will enjoy it, because I actually did like Cadence.
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>>3956328
2deep4me

Also that snout is terrible.
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>>3956349

here, have some perfection.
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>>3956365
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I hope more characters secretly have siblings
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>>3956365
This. People really like MY LITTLE GODDAMNED CURSED PONY?
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>>3956368
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>>3956365
Newsflash: You know the whole show? Colorful ponies? Morals at the end of each episode? The CMC? The pets? Twilight's balloon?

Forced by Hasbro
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>>3956370
Like Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash? I wouldn't mind that.
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>>3956370

>Fluttershy's sister
>An athlete that can best even Rainbow Dash
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>>3956368

What if perfection was made of chocolate?
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>>3956368
post rarity's ass
for ultimate perfection
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>>3956338

>enjoying something forced into the show by Hasbro
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>>3956383
>>3956369
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>>3956383

Rarity was forced into the show by hasbro.
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>>3956342
I work at a movie theater in the box office.
And you know what's REALLY FUCKING FUNNY AND ALWAYS BRIGHTENS MY DAY? WHEN PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY ADULTS JOKINGLY SAY "ONE CHILD PLEASE!" AND SNICKER BECAUSE THAT IS JUST THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD. I SIT THERE ALL DAY WAITING AND FUCKING WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO STAND APART FROM THE MASSES AND DAZZLE ME WITH THEIR COMIC GENIUS BY TELLING ME THEY ARE YOUNGER THAN THEY ARE. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE THEATER. IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT I DON'T EVEN FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND JUST ASK FOR ADULT FARE AND SILENTLY WISH FOR SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME TO HAPPEN TO THEM. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TWELVE TIMES A NIGHT.
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>>3956382

No
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>>3956383

>Being a grumpy gus
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>>3956383
>deleting your post for that
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>>3956383
>Deleting your posts

Plenty of things were forced into the show by Hasbro. CMC being the most popular example
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>>3956381
I would harvest her biomass, if you know what I mean.
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>>3956383

TONS of things were forced into the show by hasbro.
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>>3956398
I have not the slightest idea what you mean.
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>>3956375
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Remember that time we talked about ponies, /co/?
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>>3956398

I would fuck her chocolate ass if you know what I mean
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>>3956382
Here's a colored version, if you'd like.
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>>3956415
Yeah and I'm glad we don't anymore. Shit was weird.
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>>3956415
We're talking about the show RIGHT NOW
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>>3956415

Yeah, it seems like it was less then a minute ago. That was great.
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You wake up in bed and [best mane 6] is snoozing next to you. She's doing that thing where she puts her hooves over the blanket she's under and it's super cute.

What do?
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>>3956415

You mean like just now?
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>>3956419

Thanks, slowmo. You the niggiest.
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>>3956382

>"oh, anon. i didn't see you there. i was just admiring the night sky. isn't it just... perfect?"
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>>3956415
Soon, anon, soon.

Can't pony too hard before Everfree and the S3 announcement.
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>>3956381
>White chocolate
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>>3956377

>Morals at the end of each episode?

they are getting stupid because they are running out of lessons to learn and sometimes they feel out of place and completely forced

>The CMC?

i don't like them

>The pets?

really don't care too much for them, since they barely appear, remember tank?, i don't think so

Twilight's balloon?

well i give you that
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>>3956383
>>3956383
>>3956383
THIS

All this fucking toys. Lauren said Cadence NEVER was supposed to be Alicorn. In fact, Cadence was supposedto be deiiferent character, but then this little girl bitch startedto whine every day and beg her big boss daddy to put her shitty, full of pink OC she scribbled with her hands covered in dirt and chocolate of a piece of paper and they replaced original Cadence with it.

FUCKING PISS.

Tell me, /co/ why no show at all can stay genuine? Why is that so? Why can't we have nice things just for once?
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>>3956429
Put my arm around her and my face in her hair and just enjoy being alive while she sleeps.
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>>3956440
>Cadence was supposedto be deiiferent character, but then this little girl bitch startedto whine every day and beg her big boss daddy to put her shitty, full of pink OC she scribbled with her hands covered in dirt and chocolate of a piece of paper and they replaced original Cadence with it

>Citation needed
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>>3956390

Any way I can legitimately make you niggas happier? Staff always look so depressed unless they're working concession.
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>>3956394

i deleted it because i responded to the wrong post
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>>3956429
THROW HER ON THE GROUND
YOU MUST THINK I'M A JOKE
I AIN'T GONNA LET A PONY SLEEP ON MY BED
PONY! GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
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>>3956429
Set the alarm clock for an hour ago so it will ring tomorrow, slip quietly out of bed, and put a thick blanket over the window.
Everyone knows ponies only wake up to loud noises, so she'll sleep through the day and it will be funny when she thinks it's Friday but it's really Saturday.
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>>3956436
>NOT LIKING BEST CHOCOLATE

ISFHYGDFDT
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>>3956429

Put my face next to hers and go back to sleep
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>>3956439
>remember tank
I loved Tank. Was disappointed he didn't show up more. There's always season 3!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
WWWEEEEEEE AAAARRRRRREEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEE
IINNNN EEEEEEEEEEEVVERRRRLAAAAASSTIIIIIIINNGG PEEEEEEEEEEAAAAACEEEE
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>>3956446
fuck off retard that was discussed billion times since new were released
Jayson is a faggot and everyone know that.
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>>3956433
"Yeah! I just saw this huge freakin' moth and it was awesome!"
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>>3956440

>she scribbled with her hands covered in dirt and chocolate
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>>3956433

>"uh y-yeh s s sure rori-raraty I mean rarity"
>There goes the surprise buttsex
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>>3956440
So what?
Cadence being an alicorn ruins the whole show?
>>
It's not your fault.
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>>3956439
How about Lauren's original color schemes and the G1 names?

Not even the songs?
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>>3956440
Because there is no such thing as nice thing. Everything is Hoihoi's art. Sometimes we just don't realize/deny/are unaware of that.
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>>3956464
Don't do this man. Not you man. Not you.
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>>3956429
hold her like a big marshmallowy teddy-bear and go back to sleep
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>>3956448
Just don't try to "joke" around with me. My boss lets me draw all over the sheets I total everything out on, so I don't really get bored.
But, really, we're there to serve you. Do what you want.
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>>3956463

Please don't start this argument; it's show discussion but it always turns into shit-flinging.
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>>3956469

>Hoi Hoi's art
>Not nice

shiggydiggy
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>>3956463
Of course.
>>3956464
Yes, it's my and only my fault.
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>>3956462

>she giggles
>"very eloquent."

psst

you can't miss
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>>3956463
For me - yes.

But even objectively - consistency of the show and setting, established by Lauren in s01 is ruined. There is just chaos and lolrandomXDXD shit in the show. Look how much contradictions between two episodes - ages, dates, location, etc etc
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>>3956436

>not liking all chocolates
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Good night, MLPG
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Would you your favorite pone if they had Fleur's bodytype?
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>>3956459

>Make bullshit claim
>Someone asks for proof
>Get mad and claim that the evidence is everywhere
>Claim that it's so common you don't have to provide it
>Post old unrelated picture instead

No anon, you are the faggot.
>>
The age of humanity is long past.

The endless conflict continues to march into the vast darkness of space.

Battles rage across the cold void, annihilating planets, moons and asteroids, cosmic obliberation for a purpose long forgotten.

Technology has been captured, assimilated, refined and transformed into brutally efficient, self-replicating mechanisms of war.
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>>3956492
good night whoever you are
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>>3956494

Probably.
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>>3956483
Go back to jacking off to unwashedtwilight.png, you fuck.
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>>3956503

I will, and I will be happier than you are at this moment
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>>3956485

>you can't miss

We'll see about that.
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>>3956497

Gb2/q/
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>>3956490

>That feel when you don't like chocolates or any kind of sweets
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>>3956496
> bullshit claim
> was discussed in every corner of the fandom
> as discussed on 4chan ages ago
> showing his new and acting cool and edgy

Please, just... leave. Until you reach the archive - don't even come back.
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>>3956485

>beautiful girl loves my spaghetti
>drops hints to take her in the ass outside in the moonlight.
>there's only one way this could end

Jizz in my pants
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>>3956517
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>>3956499

Why does she have toothpaste on her head?
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are we still posting rarity
is this still going on or did everyone's attention span shift towards something else
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>>3956527

Oh man, did you color it?
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>>3956527
No, we mad now.

Mad at the world.
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>>3956519

>Claims it was discussed
>Claims that's proof
>Tries to insult me instead of providing the evidence that is apparently easy to find
>So easy that he can't even post any

0/10
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>>3956527

We're all over the place at this point
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>>3956468

>How about Lauren's original color schemes and the G1 names?

those changes were not Hasbro's idea

you should thank to the copyright issues

>Not even the songs?

the songs were Hasbro's idea?

either way, i'd prefer if the show had less songs, not saying that i don't like most of them, but to me less songs is better
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>>3956527
Draw rarity please
what as your tumblr
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>>3956526
I don't see anything
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>>3956527

I'm always posting Rarity. See?
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Tell us your favorite pony. Then tell us what you'd do if you had some time to spend with them.

Then tell us something else you'd do with them.
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>>3956533
> expecting me to answer this lame trolling
it is like you aint even trying
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>>3956527
>Not thinking about Rarity 24/7

dyel
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>>3956511
>fun
If your only purpose in life is to abuse the hell out of your "feel good" button, then I pity you.
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>>3956550
You just DID answer!
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>>3956521

it's okay. she'll help you learn how to control yourself, and then she'll make you a man.
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>dicking around with friends in Toys R' Us
>they know I like pones and have teased me for it before
>birthday coming up
>make a joke about getting me a pony toy for my birthday
>thy don't react as much as I hoped they would
>tfw I'm hoping they actually do it
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>>3956555
That's a pretty big assumption you're making there, anon
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>>3956555

That's obviously my only purpose in life. Totally.
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>>3956531
i did

>>3956539
see picture
also my tumblr is dovne.tumblr.com and its a clusterfuck just fyi
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>>3956565
Your life is my idea of hell.
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>>3956533

not the anon you were talking to but

Lauren said in her DA that Cadence was supposed to be an unicorn and she didn't know that they turned into an alicorn

i don't have a screencap and i don't feel like going through her DA comments
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>>3956527

Plump pony rump time?
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>>3956550

>Not believing stupid bullshit tale about Cadence from someone raging at Cadence without any proof at all
>"hurr durr u trollin"

So why don't you prove that Cadence was caused by some exec's babby? That's all you have to do. The fact you can't even do that means you're a faggot nigger.
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>>3956572
oh god unf
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>>3956572

Yay
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>>3956579
my favorite!
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>>3956577

I already know that. But that's not what he said, he said specifically:

>Cadence was supposedto be deiiferent character, but then this little girl bitch startedto whine every day and beg her big boss daddy to put her shitty, full of pink OC she scribbled with her hands covered in dirt and chocolate of a piece of paper and they replaced original Cadence with it

And then used it as an example of the show "not staying genuine"
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>>3956565
my sister got me this for xmas, truly aweful.
hahah do you guys remember that pony in tree thread we had on christmas day.
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>>3956533
Can't find the second one. She said Cadence never was supposed to be alicorn and it was different character th th time she came up with concept.
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>>3956572
thank you very much
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>>3956589

Still looks like a tranny Rarity
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>>3956563
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>>3956591
I see this shit about Cadence being a little girl OC all the time, is it just made up or has there been any evidence at all?

>>3956593
My sister's actually trying to see if she can get me a Twilight plush
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>>3956572

That is some serious UNF right there.
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Which pony secretly looks forward to you casually ruffling her mane?
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>People are actually asspained about Cadence being an alicorn

please stop
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>>3956608

Rainbow Dash.
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>>3956599
ufn
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>>3956608
Rarity, but you never do.
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>>3956612

>>3956479

Nobody is asspained about it, either.
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>>3956608
little known fact
Rarity's hair is one of her major erogenous zones
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>>3956572

Hops are you up for drawing Rarity again?

on a couch

with anon

snuggling against his side

she's holding his arm with her hooves and drawing it around her neck

Anon is embarrassed and trying to hold in his spaghetti
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>>3955155
That's a good point, I suppose once I've got him on the couch with me I've got all the time in the world
Do you think I could feel them pulse and churn?
And I know they would be warm, but do would they get uncomfortably hot?
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>>3956608
Twilight I wish
I just want to hug her
And kiss her
And spend my life with her
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>>3956624

>pull my tail! call me a bad pony!
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>>3956591

i think he is talking about the little girl, daughter of some executive, named Cadence who supposedly was the "inspiration" for Cadence, it was on EqD

there is no proof that she desgined Cadence and asked her daddy to put her on the show, but i wouldn't be surpised if that actually happened
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Well thanks for turning me into a horsefucker you guys, I got so caught up fapping to pony that I lost track of time and now I have to go to a job interview stinking like sweat and cum and shame because there's no time to shower.
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>>3956608
Dash
she'd probably like that
also Twilight because waifu
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>>3956650
u r fucked
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>>3956632

That sounds cute.
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>>3956650
You're not going to get hired. Just letting you know that right now.
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>>3956604
Someone from crew mentioned it on Twitter, afair. It is not made up, bronies just don't talk about this shit because of obvious reasons. No one officially said so and never will because of, again, obvious reasons. But it is well-known.
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>>3956650

you're welcome.
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>>3956632
im not drawing anymore tonight, i gotta get up in 4 hours, sorry

maybe in the future though!!
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>>3956666
Link, screencap, anything?
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Looking through the Everfree NW schedule, it seems that the meet the production staff, the mane six (minus two), and the crusaders are the important panels to watch, and the guys of mlp and finding your voice panels maybe worth watching. The rest is okay to miss. That sound about right?
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Guys, I need help

I've been a Rarifag since S1, but lately...

Lately the pink one just looks so carefree, so cute, so bouncy...
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>>3956662
He just has to pull the gangnam dance during the interview. It's a little-known backdoor installed by engineers in the 50s when they discovered neuro-linguistic programming.
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>>3956650

Take a pic of your favorite pony with you and rub it all over you right before the interview for good luck.
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>>3956672

HERESY
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>>3956670
are you idiot or something. Do you even read
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>>3956672

Pink pone may be occasionally fun, but she's no waifu material.
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>>3956672

you are tearing me apart anon!
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>>3956672

You're about to have your taste in pony go from acceptable to shit
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>>3956671
Are the times on PST?
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>>3956672

Just imagine her bouncing on your cock.
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>>3956672

yes, but, pink horse isn't a cougar when she's a human.
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>>3956672
You should look at all these

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity/Gallery
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>>3956672
You were never a Rarifag.
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>>3956687

Just thinking about it makes me feel like a paedophile. Pink pony is not for intercourse.
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I like grey ponies with yellow hair more than white ponies with purple hair.
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>>3956662

I'll let you all know how I got on when I get back.
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>>3956672
Remind yourself why you love your waifu. Read some waifufiction, like Preggity

>>3956681
What? I was asking for anything I could see for myself
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>>3956692
Is this the only thing in your head now?
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>>3956700
Just tell them you fapped to ponies. I'm sure they'll understand.
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>>3956672

Off with his head.
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>>3956672
its ok not everyone can have good taste

>>3956699
its ok not everyone can have good taste

its not ok
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>>3956672

Ya blew it.

You only get one shot with rarity. One fess up like that and you're back to worshipping pleb pones like Pinkie or Dash
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>>3956707
Yeah, do this
They'll appreciate the honesty and trust you more.
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>>3956707
"Now it says here under your interests...'fapping to tiny marshmallow horses'? Could you explain that to me?"
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>>3956705

pretty much. it's a good angle, i'll run with it as long as i can.
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>>3956718
I bet that would go down well.
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>>3956069
I wouldn't say that. Asses are nice, but they're not a major fetish of mine.
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>>3956713
You should be happy I don't like white purple pony. One less anon you have to strike down in the gladiator fights Celestia has us do in order to claim ponies.
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k im going to bed

goodnight lovelies i'll post the full res rarity pic on my tumblr tomorrow~
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>>3956718

They're very soft, and stretch very nice.

Get a job for my extremely good tste in pones
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>>3956703
Preggity puts too much focus on fetish-fueled sex. where can I read some decent nonsexual Rarity waifufaggotry?
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Is there some sort of "futtershy in a femdom relationship with a changeling" fanon I'm not aware of?
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>>3956733
>called me lovely
doushio~
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>>3956733

Post a version with no genitalia or asshole.
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Well thanks for turning me into a horsefucker you guys, I got so caught up fapping to pony that I lost track of time and now I have to go do a job interview stinking like sweat and cum and shame because there's no time to shower. Probably not going to hire the guy cause I smell so bad and want to get out of their as quick as possible.
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>>3956718
>>3956717

I might just unleash the spaghetti since I'm not getting it anyway. Claim to be pokehidden, say that MLP is the most influential factor of my life, claim that I want the job because my tulpa wants to live in a better apartment etc
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>>3956634
If you held them close enough you might be able to feel his heartbeat as they shift and move in his sack, producing plenty of fresh sperm from all that teasing and kneading you're doing.

They wouldn't get too hot to handle, but they might get a little sweaty as they radiate an incredibly inviting warmth. It would certainly feel rather nice against your crotch.


So which pony's massive testicles are you fondling? And what will you do when his equally large erection starts to throb and spurt with need?
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>>3956744
HAW
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>>3956750
>tfw your tulpa wants you to get a fucking job
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>>3956735
>There will never be a job that involves fucking cartoon ponies or discussing it online

Reality is so cruel
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>>3956757

Oh well, I'm still going to enjoy that lip bite.
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>>3956758
Jesus christ, I can't get the situation out of my head
that's got to be rock goddamn bottom
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>>3956750

Record it or it didn't happen
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we ded
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>>3956765

Is it? Or would it help a complete loser strive to be a better, more contributing person?
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>>3956758

I don't know that feel. Does anyone really know that feel? Because it sounds like a really bad feel.
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>>3956572
Vagina could be a bit more horse-like.
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>>3956774

I wish every "we ded" poster would kill himself.
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>>3956780
he ded
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>>3956751
Well I supposed I'd do whatever he asks, he is a very well connected pony and I wouldn't do well to cross him

I'd just have to let Fleur have her turn first, but with equipment that size, I'm sure there's plenty to go around
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>>3956780
Then imagine how ded we'd be when we ded
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>>3956738
Yeah, I skipped the parts where the text was basically LOOK AT HOW FAT SHE IS. Yes, dude, we get it already.
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>>3956672
I know, right?
I would her. Hard.
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>>3956780

That's so poetic, anon
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>>3956714
>reaction to being told "I love you"
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>>3956788
I find this amusing because I skipped all the text that wasn't that.
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sis is a slut
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>>3954394
Maybe... that'll help.

I really wish mlpg could jump off the butt bandwagon. Everyone are drawing just butts lately... I don't want to draw butts.
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>>3956798
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>>3956806
>pic
I have fapped to that.
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>>3956810
Butts are the flavor of the hiatus, I'm really tired of them too.
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>>3956809

No she's not a slut. Get off the table
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Move when ready:

>>3956799
>>3956799
>>3956799
>>3956799
>>3956799
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>>3956798
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>>3956817
>That hair

Why would you save that pic? How the artist didn't notice that?
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>>3956822

No please don't. You're breaking my heart
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>>3956783
Would you watch him gently roll onto his side so that Fleur could back up onto his fat cock? That swollen shaft ever so slowly sinking into her svelte frame and making her squeal and gasp with every girthy inch? Would you knead and massage his fat balls, still resting securely in your lap and make him grunt and groan as she pulls herself up to spoon him, burying him deep within her? What if he asked you to work his balls harder as Fleur gently ground herself against him, winking hard and trying to get him to cum?
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>>3956798
>>3956811
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>>3956832
>What a loser!
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>>3956860

>RAPE MODE ACTIVATED

Who's laughing now?
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>>3956764
full pic pls

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