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pony should pony pony
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>>3950343
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Welp
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>>3950382
So what
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>>3950382
Is that a fucking orgy?
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Oh boy, time for new horse
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This shows up in your living room.

What do?
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What do your ancestors think of you jacking off to cartoon horses ?
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>>3950415
I SUGGEST COLLECTIVE MASTURBATION
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>>3950382
>no zecora
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>>3950425
>>3950415
I SECOND THE MOTION
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>>3950382
Anyone here willing to read that?
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my kingdom, then.

please, in lieu of any kingdom, accept these; also, in response to that anon not knowing what PSG was.
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>>3950421
>implying they weren't jacking it to horses back in the day
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>>3950410
>Filename
Goddammit, you glorious bastard.
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>Your taking your pony for a walk
>Suddenly she turns to you and says "Hey, listen!"
>Explains that she has a surprise for you
>She jumps up 6 feet into the air and spins 360 degrees then lands her furry ass on your face with her rubbery horse anus right on your mouth
>Her butt quakes with two loud farts in quick succession
>Everybody around on the street looks at you two and starts laughing especially at you for eating those ponefarts
>Pony just giggles and falls gracefully to the ground then starts walking along again
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>Pone will never show you to respect mother earth.
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>>3950421
I don't, though.
Not even a wiggle.
They might be a bit disappointed in the fetishes I've allowed to grow thanks to CoC, though. That might be mitigated by the fact they're still heteronormative.
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>>3950454
Fucking hippie
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>>3950415
Burlap sack+river.
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>>3950442
IT'S HUMANIZED AND INCOMPLETE!

RAGEANON SHOULD DO IT
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>>3950415
start a derp ranch
>breeding
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>>3950425
That they all... touch themselves you say?
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>>3950446
>delicious stoneage fat pony
yesssss
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>>3950483
No, us.
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>>3950449
I would continue as though nothing has happened and never mention it again.
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>>3950454

>griffon will never catch salmon from a river with you
>griffon will never show you what a rabbit looks like to a hawk
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>>3950415
Get naked and have a cuddle party.
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>>3950475
BUT RAGEANON HATS US
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>>3950546
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>>3950582
i don't have a face for how hard I just recoiled from the screen.
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>>3950558
He hats everything.

Otherwise he'd be SelectiveRageAnon
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>>3950476
Is this for real?
is this real life
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
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>>3950620

and that name has already been taken.
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>>3950600
have some porn to make it better
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in this the pony life
is this just ponetasy
caught in a poneslide
no escape from poneality
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DORKS
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>>3950631
This is really for real.
I've been on the fence about B-D for a while but I think I'll finally get something this time.
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>>3950476
Christ, they know. First dildo I ordered, it arrived just as I left to go to my afternoon classes. I ended up carrying it, the sample disk, and the crappy free bottle of lube in my bag the entire rest of the day, even when I went to work.
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>>3950690
you can't just replace words with pone and pony
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299230?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
New horse edition
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>>3950647
the ponies sure are good dancers
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>>3950663
You willing to read that fic?
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Well, thanks for making my night more entertaining MLPG. Wasn't expecting it at all, but I had a good laugh.

Mr. Cosine, you'll have your draft tomorrow or I'll eat my keyboard.

G'night MLPG, have a nice one.
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>>3950687

i wouldn't play with their penises like that, were i you.
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>>3950726
Yup
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>>3950756
This was probably the first porn of MLP i saw.
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>>3950756
>Pinkity
I'm still waiting for an episode with those two as the main characters, same with Fluttershy and Applejack
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>>3950836
The first I saw was those humanizations by MS where they're bent over and saying phrases. The image was featured on Paheal, so I checked it out. I thought it was pretty funny, but I didn't watch the show at that time.
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so who does spike consider his mommy? celestia?
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>>3950849
I want one with Pinkie & Applejack.
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>>3950865
Your mom.
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>>3950865
>implying Twilight gave a fuck about Spike's mom
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meanwhile here's a naked little filly doing naughty things she isn't old enough for yet
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>>3950865
Spike is an orphan, but he loves Twilight like they were family.
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>>3950836

those were bright days. and so long ago.

ah, well.
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>>3950891
Making a fake ID, you mean? Did she make ones for Scoots and Sweetie, too?
Do they have googly eyes glued on?
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>>3950891
Shit nigga thats kawaii
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>>3950878
>AJ helps Pinkie grow shit
>Same dynamic as Walt and Jesse
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>>3950891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
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>>3950891
>HURR DURR SEX AND PEDOFILLYA
REPORTED
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>>3950892
>>3950913
samefag
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>Mafia in charge of winning murder horse
That was a fun game, hahaha.
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Which pony likes to smell their own farts?
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>>3950882

>>implying Spike doesn't think of Twilight as a mother because he has sexual feelings for her imagining her as Rarity
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Whenever PHN isn't in the thread, everyone should ask:
>Hey, where's PHN?
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>>3950945
You should play mafia with us. You'd be good.
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>>3950913
Whoa, I just saw that unspoilered, I refresh, and now it's spoilered.
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>tfw drawing porn for the first time
>tfw able to get off to it
And you fags said it was hard
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299230?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
You know the drill
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>>3950958
>implying I'm not playing right now
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>>3950951
all of them
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>>3950950
Based vigi all day erry day.
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>>3950957
But MLPG already posts the same shit all the time.
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>>3950963
Post it pls
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>>3950963
I guess some people are just immune to the effects
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>>3950959

i try to always spoiler that which should be. unless it's an actual spoiler, of course, then i let it be as it is.
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>>3950975
I cannot because it is not pony
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DOOM fans report in
http://pitchfork.com/news/47537-stream-jj-dooms-album-keys-to-the-kuffs/
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>>3950985
>That loli Spike
UNF this pic would be perfect with the males.
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>>3950921
>Last week's episode
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>>3950914
>Do they have googly eyes glued on?
do you mean the girls or their cutie marks?

>>3950985
>i try to always spoiler that which should be
putting porn behind spoilers isn't how spoilers works
neither is this
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>>3950963
I get off to the shit I write
>>3950985
that is quite a picture
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>>3950985
I am a pedophile.
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>>3950997
Why would you do this
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>>3950965
huh? this is the game that just ended
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>>3951010
Both. If the marks had googly eyes, the girls would have them by virtue of their being attached to the mark.
Though fake ID card with googly eyes are always fun, too.
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>>3951004
>tfw I actually see this used as a meme on other boards

I don't know who shooped Sweetie in there but I drew the BG.
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>>3951023
Forgive me anon. I will try into lewd pone tomorrow
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>>3950965
>old murder horse
Dude.
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>>3951010

i know but i do it anyway
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>>3951004
Between the bulletproof jar and the steel-like hide of the tarantula, he should be fine
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299248?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
OH GOD I SUCK COCKS I'M SO SORRY
;_;
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actual new murderhorse:
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299248?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>3951046
You'd better.
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Fudge I just want the classes I want for the Horse Program at the local Community College. Classes are being taken up by a bunch of Iranian kids who don't want to be there and desperate (their parents) for units. Least the girls are hot and rarely wear all the religious garb.

I WANT TO HAVE THE HANDS ON EXPERIENCE CLASSES YOU SAND NIGGERS.

Special note: The CC contains the only public farm in the Greater Los Angeles County.
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>>3951046
make it fluttershy and all will be forgiven
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>>3951010
>do you mean the girls or their cutie marks?

He was referencing a joke from Gravity Falls.
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>>3951074
>Least the girls are hot
Okay but how are the horses?
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>>3951087
I will put forth my best effort just for you
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>>3951107
>MLPG
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Man MLPG, I start college tomorrow. I'm kinda anxious/nervous. Anyone got any tips?
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>>3951074

>LA county

i found your problem, and it is easily mended; just leave that terrible place. go south, or north, young son.
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>>3951107
Haven't seen them in person yet other than the minis at a nearby farm event they've been having over the summer. The barn and horse facilities are massive though, can't wait for things to get started and the drop-out attrition rate.

If I can't get those classes before the semester begins, I'll definitely get them on first day when there's always people who don't show up, especially at the farm buildings.
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>>3951152
Join some clubs.

Study.
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>>3951152
Wear pants with zipper pockets so you can keep the spaghetti in
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>>3951152
it's just school, like any other previous periods
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>>3951163
Gryphon time
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>>3951152

take Philosophy classes. either they're taught by an idiot, and they're easy credits, or they're taught by somebody who knows what the fuck he's doing, and they're a good experience.
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>>3951152
Keep calm and remember:
I love you anonymous
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>>3951181
Id rather take real classes.
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>>3950710
What did you have?
And how was it?
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>>3951152
school is a waste unless you're going into an engineering field or medschool.
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Time for bed.
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>>3951193
sometimes you HAVE to take shitty filler classes
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>>3951152
Go to class.

Seriously go to class

Take more math than you need.

Don't join the Army, you'll never finish.
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>>3951163
>>3951176
Careful now, you might summon him
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>>3951176

>you will never hang out with Gilda and her griffon-bros in their mountain eyries
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>maf down
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>>3950914
SO

CMC with fake cutie marks + googly eyes
I chose to interpret this both ways
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>>3951216
Summon who?
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>>3951152
Stop acting like you're in highschool. Grow up.

>>3951155
Did that for a bit, was originally doing horse classes back in Phoenix but the later classes, especially hands on, were located about 30-40 miles out from campus. Not being in the best financial situation (and not worst, not in debt but no support other than FA and jobs), decided to head back to Los Angeles with the on-campus barn. Back with parent again (damn phoenix cost of living is cheap), but eh, the big picture.

GROW UP YOU KIDS.
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>>3951229
tfw
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>>3951235
pacce
He likes it when we talk about angry catbird.
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>>3951235

the Dark One; he of the Long Name.
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>>3951216
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>>3951210
I wanted to join the army. Anyone got any tips?
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horse murderan
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299282?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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Oh man what a perfect thread to be happening today!
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>>3951250
>>3951254
I thought you mean someone more insane.
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>>3951232
Beautiful. Exactly as I imagined it.
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>>3951229
maf back up
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>>3951216
Why is she so pretty, /co/?
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Everfree Northwest soon fellow horsefuckers.
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>epicmafia servers in charge of working
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>>3951259
Don't.
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>>3951284
Cant wait for bronycon 2.0.
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>>3951259
Join the Air Force instead. Or if you're smart AND in superior shape, join the Coast Guard.
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>>3951268
BIGGER
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>>3951229
>tfw NO BOXES
god dammit rp
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>>3951284
When?
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>>3951197
>Marketing
>Finance
>Broadcasting
>Policing
>None of these require post-secondary education

Anon, do you even want to be taken seriously?

Unless he took Philosophy, Liberal Arts, or Women's Studies, he's probably in the clear
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>>3951292
I wanted to fight, legally
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>>3951283
Eagles are pretty. Lions are pretty. Ergo both of them together is double pretty.
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>>3951284

where is it
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>>3951292
why>
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>>3951313
The purple also helps.
And the Eyes
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>>3951302
WELL I wanted to join the marines but I'm taking medical training
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>>3951309
>Don't study the liberal arts, you guys!
/sci/, pls
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>>3951311

then why did you want to join the Army? hardly any of them fight.
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>>3951309
>tfw you're taking a Human Sexuality class at your local community college
it is me
i have amounted to nothing
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>>3951226
Why is hot catbird less weird than hot pony?
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>>3951254
>implied appledash
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>>3951331
>wanted to join the marines
Is your IQ above 80? Don't join the marines.
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>>3951314
Seattle. Tabitha St. Germain is gonna be there. Legendary Hermit/Luna/Rarity/Mayor herself.
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>>3951259
Shiggy all the diggies anon but....

Basic will be the easiest thing you do. It's getting paid to work out. Enjoy it.

Don't pick a desk job. They fucking suck. If you have to, go IT or como. If you are really scared of sand people trying futility kill you with sticks and rocks in your giant 10 ton armored fortress bristling with weapons, go lame-engineer, like a vertical engineer or surveyor.
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>All these pics of Gilda

I had my friend look at a random pic of her and asked him what he thought her name was.


"Griffy?"
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>>3951347
Would you a basic mushroom?
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>>3951342
Gildash anon.
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MLPG, I've got a full ride scholarship to a nice university, tuition, room and board, meal plan, everything.

I have no real interests and no direction in life. What should I major in?
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If only there was a way to combine my love of foreskins and my love of massive ponycocks...
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>>3951322
>>3951311
Better options out there. If you join the army, you're just going to spend several years in a holding pattern learning nothing. Navy, Air Force might actually teach you something.

Slightly different calculus if you're a college graduate, though.
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>>3951308
Tomorrow.

Posting from my hotel room in Seattle.
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>>3951337
this >>3951337
>>3951346
my IQ is only 112 and I wanted to fight
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>>3951369
psychology.
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>>3951369
Equestrian Studies.
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>>3951380
Oh shit really? When does it strat?
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>>3951359
I wanted to go ranger
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>>3951385
>IQ
>Wanting to fight
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>>3951331
Although the Marines have slightly hire requirements than the Army, you don't want to join the Marines unless you have a death wish, don't care about your intelligence (unless you're an officer), AND you're good at nothing beyond physical force.
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>>3951302
>> Air Force instead

chairforce pls.

>Or if you're smart AND in superior shape, join the Coast Guard.

and non-white. Yay quotas.
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>>3951370
But pone is not for sexual
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>>3951369
any kind of engineering = jerbs
>>3951336
oh yes please i need more coffe servers.
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>>3951347

aaw fuck no i ain't going that far.

>>3951340

because we're more used to griffons than magical pastel ponies, what with them having been part of our mythology for centuries.
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>>3951369
Engineering or Chemistry. If you really don't give a fuck, both can get you jobs. The former more than the latter.
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>>3951369
Be undeclared until they force you to pick a major.

I'd say history, but I love history so I'm biased.
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>>3951398
kudos to you, can you run a 6 minute mile right now?
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and now all three together
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>>3951198
don't think i didn't see that

>>3951326
I work slowly. Habby catbirdday
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MLPG I'm 15 and can't decide which after-school club to join this year. I'd like to find one where I can meet a nice nerd girl and experience my first kiss~

Any advice?
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>>3951433

ask the piss.
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>>3951427
Googly Belle is best CMC
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>>3951407
>jerbs
I have plenty of friends who are engineering majors. They have jobs, but they are boring as sin. Fuck that shit.

>coffe servers
I manage a start-up. Get dunked.
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>>3951432
Oh god what is this
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>>3951427
The googly eyes just make Sweetie hilarious to look at.
She's probably regretting not being able to see, though.
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>>3951427
2cute

Reported
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>>3951448
>start up
do tell, i'm curious.
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>>3951432
that fucking picture
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>>3951432
Oh man its so perfect its like a 4-in-1 waifu pack
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>>3951433
Join debate club and feel up the other schools' awkward Asian chicks at tournaments.
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>>3951392
Tomorrow. But I think the big panels are on Saturday.
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>>3951337
meant this>>3951331
>>3951400
I understand what the marines entails. Family wants me navy like they all did but I don't want to fucking swim
>>3951422
Maybe if I had shoes. running is my weak point right now I know this. I'm going into job corps first right now
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>>3951433
>Not joining basketball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aAPQmE_Is&feature=player_detailpage#t=881s
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Should I do Computer Science MLPG?

yes/no?
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Your fates have been decided

>>3948100
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>>3951448
Having a boring job is better than having no job, and unless you're going into something your passionate about (which you won't be because you aren't about anything other than being a lazy cunt) all jobs are boring as sin.

Quit being a fuck and just do it.
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>>3951474
Oh god and I missed the jacket
5-in-1! What a great deal! And all for 19.95!
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/mlpg/ I have to do a book report soon and I'm having trouble deciding which Goosebumps book to read. Any tips?
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>>3951493
Do you know a language?
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>a girl just told me she regretted starting a conversation with me because I made her depressed and anxious in the space of ten minutes
this is what being a superhero feels like
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>>3951493
Might as well.
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HEY GUYS WE TALKING ABOUT OUR JERBS AND WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SCHOOL FOR?
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>>3951466
What we make or, rather, what we're about to make, as soon as the design gets fucking finalized goddamn fucking engineers is not in the slightest bit interesting.

But we make new thing, it saves money for big shipping companies, and we'll make loads of dosh when the fucking lazy engineer does his fucking job.
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>>3951506
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>>3951367
I wanted to buy a Rarity Plushie with a Mushroom cap for Tabitha at comic con and everfree but couldn't find a decent price or anyone to take it.

>>3951369
Enjoyed Equestrian Science and the outside experience pretty well. Switched majors from Computer Science when the environment was demoralizing/depressing (Employers hate you, severely anti-social rejects, and office enviornments are soul-draining).

>>3951373
He's right on this, tons of Navy and Air Force personnel find jobs once outside compared to Army and Marines. Coast Guard tends to be a life-time career dealio for those who go to that branch.
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>>3951493

no
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>>3951518
YES
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>>3951498
>tfw at the rate of youtube views/income i might be able to make being a youtube animator a career
feels weird man
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I'm gonna get a furry tattoo, MLPG.
What should I get to best represent my sexual orientation?
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>>3951513
poor thing
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>>3951418
>>3951393
>>3951393
>>3951374
>>3951354
>>3951325
>>3951303
>>3951285
>>3951252
>>3951177
>>3951164
>>3951149
>>3951128
>>3951110
>>3951086
>>3951065
>>3951045
>>3951019
>>3950969
>>3950927
>>3950902
>>3950879
>>3950855
>>3950825
>>3950805
>>3950750
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>>3951496
>Look at the picture
>Think to myself: She's pretty hot
>mfw
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>>3951507

nope
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>>3951518
we /soc/ now apparently
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>>3951513
I don't know what to say about that.

Means you have the power to affect her that heavily. If you're interested, all you have to do is turn that around and help alleviate those symptoms you just caused from all that fucking spaghetti you probably spilled over her because YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOCIAL SKILLS WHATSOEVER YOU WASTE OF FUCKING FLESH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
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>>3951543
Rainbow dash cutie mark on both ass cheeks
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>>3951543
A horse cock
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>>3951533
>>3951562
DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO COPY/PASTE MY PERSONAL BLOG TOO?
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>>3951549
>sage combo
As impressive now as it was six years ago
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>>3951474
>>3951500
She works hard at it!
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>>3951542
>>3951542

It had to happen to someone. Why not you?
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>>3951543
"I <3 [animal][genital]"
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>>3951498
This nigga knows what's up. Be fucking thankful that you can get a goddamn job.
I'm a music major life is suffering.
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>>3951588
So it was impressive seven years ago?
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Have you massaged your pony's ears today?
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>>3951554
Hello Seth
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>>3951567
I don't really care
She's just a person
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My job is professional pone fart taster.
You all jelly as fuck.
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>>3951486
Well if you are doing the military to learn job skills IT or aviation fields are probably the better MOS's to turn them into good jobs after. But if you go in combat arms, save money like crazy and don't get some stupid army wife while you are in. That way you can live it up and use those sweet GI Bill benefits for college after. Or make a career out of it whatever.

Also ponies
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>>3951602
You know I don't have one, asshole.
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>>3951602
Ponies are not real.
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>>3951608
wow you're an asshole
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>>3951602
Do piggyback rides count.
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>>3951607
Not Seth but okay.
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>>3951609
I am, in fact, disgusted as fuck
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>>3951602
>inb4 the hand is edited into a butt-pinching transparency
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>>3951608
girls aren't people idiot.
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>>3951542
What do you want to do as a career?
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>>3951602
You know I want to but I would NEVER happen.
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>>3951629
>not getting it
Way back before ponies, seth used to spam /tg/ with "Flare" -- his dragon OC.
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>>3951593
I'm so fucking sorry for you. If it makes you feel any better, I'm a bio major that's been looking for a career for four months and I haven't gotten a fucking nibble till just two weeks ago, and they STILL haven't gotten back to me, despite calls.
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>tfw making minimum wage in a dead end job with no goals or aspirations
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>>3951513

is this your theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiHr7qLxOvU
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>>3951618
>Dash won Angel's carrot
>Hiding a card in her wing
>AJ doing well despite 'only' playing fairly
>Rarity's expression
>Twilight's everything
>Those cards

There are so many little touches in this that make it great.
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>>3951643
just draw, corwin.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299317?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

Since no one else was
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>>3951640
holy shit that was seth?
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>>3951643
>>
Fuck real life. I want to go to grad school. Be an academic, kids.
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>>3951593
No shit my cousin went mechanical engineer, its boring and tedious but he make a shit load of money. So he never has any problem buying whatever cool shit he wants.

>>3951635
Kinda surprised that it isnt already
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Would you give a pony a nice, loving testicle massage?
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>>3951640
Oh. Well I don't really care about fandom celebrities so I guess that's why I didn't know.
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>>3951662
Oh yes.
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>>3951513
>tfw I pace around a lot and people tell me it makes the nervous
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>>3951618
Job corps is gonna give me plenty job skills that I was going to use in the military, but starting with medical training that I am isn't going to do anything in marines, I should just go army or whatever. navy, fuck it. it's just always good to have medical training I would think
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>>3951370
Y'all know there's insane amounts of genital touching when it comes to Horses/Ponies than any other animals? Plus 90% workforce is rich white women.

Take Equine Science, be the token guy who does the back breaking work.

>>3951542
Should do a Hot4words rip-off you sexy russian you.
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>>3951679
Yeah, with my tongue
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>>3951602
Tex
I want to massage your ears.
How do I go about doing this?
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>>3951643
I...I don't want to say what I do now.

Have an adorable Sweetie.
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>>3951682
I take it he's already been infected?
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> This scence

What were your initial thoughts?
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>>3951651
Yeah. That's one of my favorite FiM art things despite the flaws.
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>>3951702
My heart
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>>3951679
Can I use my mouth?
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>>3951705
She is cute her pony ears are cute.
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>>3951705
Disgusting dirty mud pony.
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>>3951591
yea but actually seeing that its a possibility and not just a "what if" is really odd.
>>3951637
i'd be totally okay doing art/animation for the rest of my life. ive always liked that stuff but never tried it due to thinking i'd never get anywhere and have no talent at it. but hey hotdiggy makes a really good income from his youtube chan so it is doable
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>>3951705
Its a cute moment for AJ. So naive and innocent right there.
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>>3951705
she was faking her stupidity

it has to be
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>>3951705
oh applejack you stupid hick pony you knew damn well they didn't mean that when they said garden
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>>3951705
She is a cute pony
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>>3951602
Late, but the shadow extending over her eyes like that really doesn't look right to me.
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>>3951728
why is this so depressing to read
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>>3951705
She's drunk
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>>3951623
but she is
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>>3951705
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>>3951690
Go 63L or whatever the fuck the medical lab tech is. They send you to fort sam for like 2 years and you basically come out with an med tech associates degree. You'll claw your eyes out for 4 years dealing with the retards who pick that line of work in the Army but you'll have civilian education worth your time.

this isn't pony.
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>>3951755
this is how you probably made her uncomfortable
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>>3951752
Lack of proper capitalization and punctuation? Hearing it in a thick, stereotypical Russian accent?
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>>3951752
whats depressing about it? tiaras is actually whos somehow succeeded in breaking out and starting to gather a large following? it just means you can too if you try.
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>>3951704
Oh yes. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the ambrosia vaccine, he was desperate
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>>3951695
>>3951720
Would you mind if the pony was sweaty from a long day of hard labor, beads of musky sweat rolling down their heavy, bloated ponynuts?
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>>3951588
the point is the message at the end, and try doing that without saging.
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>>3951789
Im not gay.
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>>3951776

but stereotypical Russkie accents make everything sound better. or, at least, more masculine.
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>>3951789
>ponynuts
>bloated
I'm not sure if that's the best adjective. Sounds painful and more like a medical condition
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so Hasbro doesn't want to let Luna have more screen time and sell more toys of her because night is scary for little girls and shit, but they expect little girls to buy a baby dragon?

since when little girls buy baby dragons?
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>>3951778
I guess just the quality of his stuff isn't exactly my cup of tea sorry man, we've gone over this before, and to hear the "I'M GOING TO BE AN ANIMATOR" is kind of heard to hear.
It's not that upsetting, just kind of a "why didn't I start/start sooner?" feeling.
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>>3951762
she wasn't uncomfortable, she found my opinions depressing and they made her feel stressed out
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>>3951824
fuck you spike get your own dinner
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>>3951809
Not yet, Anon.
Give it time.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>3951690
It is. But as a joe in the military all you get is first aid type stuff. Field medics kinda get what an EMT would be. I hear x ray tech and medical jobs like that are good if you can swing those.

>>3951726
But I like ponies that like to get a little dirty
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>>3951784

i thought Seth was an asymptomatic carrier.
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>>3951824
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>>3951815
I know. I was just thinking maybe he felt inadequate after imagining it in such a masculine tone.
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>>3951842
Sweet dreams, goodnight anon
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>>3951831
>he has over 2 million views on youtube
jesus
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>>3951842
I'm going to start monitoring your time schedule.
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>>3951842
goodnight, gn anon
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>>3951761
you seem to keep implying that I wanted to go for a job or something easy, I just wanted to be in the army for the sake of having honor and being something more than just a guy with a job. I wanted to be the best, I wanted to be a marine. Medical is just what I'm starting in job corps I could take security as soon as I'm done. Shit I could be an EMT and firefighter if I don't o military
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>>3951824
>Yet they have a NMM toy.
Really?
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>>3951838
Maybe if you use a femanon~
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>>3951833
Sounds like dealing with sober drunks/druggies.
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>>3951831
>"why didn't i start sooner"
still better late than never. how many people out there have the skill to make something but will never do because they are afraid to take that first step....
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How do ponies get their cutie names before their cutie marks?
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>>3951847
I am fine with first aid EMT stuff. I don't want a job, I want to be a soldier
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>>3951869
You know Air Force (Paramedic, you're in the helicopters) and Navy (forgot whats it called) have medics as special forces, and Air Force specifically Firefighters for special forces as well?
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>>3951909
precognition
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>>3951855

and had only circumstances been a bit different, our accents could have merged, into one super-masculine accent: Russo-Scottish.

i'm imagining panties just dropping off women of their own free will upon hearing that.
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>>3951909
because they're like orks
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>>3951875
>implying I specified a gender
It doesn't matter what you've got between your legs as long as you give that pony's fat nuts a good worshiping.
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>>3951909
What about Cheerilee?
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>>3951871

they would have never made a NMM toy if it wasn't for the fanbase

that NMM set wasn't in their plans at the beginning
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>>3951917
No I hadn't read that.
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>>3951831
>>3951898
You have no idea how much fun/enjoyment middle-age to old people are having going to college again/for the first time in awhile in trying something new. And that's with them being completely terrified at the thought before setting foot in class. Seen tons older women crying before the first day of class.
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>>3951909
its a curse put on them by their parents.

if you are a little shit they change you name to something shitty so you get a crappy cutie mark
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>>3951883
she was an indie game dev team member
and she was talking about how indie games are going to "save the industry"
I told her that she doesn't understand that most people are unable to give a shit for more than a couple of seconds at a time and as long as publishers have enough money to find and produce and widely distribute content that all of those people want, the industry will remain focused on rehashing the previous year's big hit
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HOT!
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>>3951930
I want a pictures of Orkz invading Equestria.

Then end up having crazy shenanigans and orking it up with the ponies instead. Rocket boys racing Pegasus, shootas teaching Unicorns how to use their weapons etc.
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>>3951971
>human AJ

NO

I DONT WANT THAT
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>>3951862
Just for that I'm going to impersonate goodnight anon
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>>3951909
Do you think people have or will start naming their children with names to help push them towards specific careers?
Like if you wanted your kid to be a professional hiphop producer, you would name him something Kane Beatz
Or if you wanted him to be a professional model, you could name him Ryan Davis
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>>3951971
Not really.
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>>3951955
It's for the true fans of the show.
That's fine, Luna was a shit character anyways.
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>>3951971
unf
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>new blind bags and such that are closer to the show
>AJ still doesnt have a hat

There is no justice in this world.
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>>3951975
>Turns out ponies can operate Ork weapons.
It all makes sense...
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>>3951961
You know what I hate about cutie marks? That you have to realize that that's your special talent.

So you're an expert at making balloon animals. Well till you realize that you ain't getting your cutie mark even if you did this all your life. It's stupid.
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>>3951970
Hope that wasn't as bad as you put it.

There's lightly tapping a nail with a small hammer and there's full swing-sledge hammer.
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>>3952006
I need pictures.

Pictures of these blind bags.
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I'm sorry I was talking military crap, I am pretty smashed
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>>3951990

your hate only makes her stronger
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>>3951960

>Rarity decides to enroll

got a new MILFity idea. here, have my mental model for her.
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>>3952020
Go big or go home motherfucer.
Sometimes you gotta go Toolman.
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>>3952034
In that case, join the Marines you reality-hating fucktard.
>>
>give GFG a visit
>everyone speaks in code
>download links are in code
>decoder website uses the let keyword, so it only works in Firefox
>source code is obfuscated on purpose
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, I know it's just a Caesar cipher
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>>3952011
>rarity devotes her life to design from an early age
>her horn goes bugnuts and makes her find gems
>this only interests her as far as using said gems to bedazzle everything and call it fashion
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>>3952047
It's very ugly
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>>3951956
>>3951917
Go 63X SF medic and do so crazy door kicker shit then. Honor is in short supply in this bullshit, go Civil Affairs if you want to help people.
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>>3952061
>Rarity is Mabel.
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>>3952047
incredibly ugly
Has your mental model been in a severe car accident and had her face reconstructed from pieces of flesh fished out of the aborted fetus bin in the pediatric ward?
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so arey ou guys going to watch the everfree nortwest livestream or are you just going to ignore it like Galacon?
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>>3952058
the reality of the american way of life
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>>3951971
maybe if rarity was normal sized

nothing hot about making out with a midget
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>>3952107
They are little ponies anon.
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>>3952100
Of course, Tabitha St. Germain will be there.
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>>3952100
Ignore it.
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>>3952115
When is the VA panel?

I won't be able to watch anything today
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>>3952099
>>3952064

i use Thickity for the face, and just add on a few hundred miles.
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>>3952113
the toys are little

don't take everything so literally.
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>>3952143
Disgusting.
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>>3952143
But Thickity is mediocre
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>>3951960
This actually happened withh my dad. He went to take a pc repair course and was the oldest in the class by 20 years or so. The best thing about it was that he became friends with the teacher and basically got a house for "free".
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>>3952020
she's working with two guys who didn't go to college trying to make a 2D minecraft-style RTS that's basically casual dwarf fortress meets starcraft complete with "retro" graphics
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>>3952145
The ponies are little.
>>
I want ponies with Battlebots now
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I have to go now. Nobody post any ponies until I get back.
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>>3952143
Add on a few hundred miles of what?
Ugly sticks?
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>>3952171
didnt someone with way too much time figure out ponies were roughly 3 feet? or was it 4?
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>>3952175
>>
Which pone is the most chill?
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>>3952068
Alright
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>>3952179
Celestia is just about the only pony a 6ft man could meet eye level with.
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>>3952193
The pony in the coffin.
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>>3952175
HAHA TIME FOR APPLES
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>>3952179
There are multiple size charts but all of them make them around 90 cm - 120 cm height including head or as you said it between 3 and 4 feet
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>2 am
>no food in house
>everything closed
>not sleepy
FUCK
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I've been trying to draw pone all night. I'm ashamed this took me over an hour to draw.

What do you think general?
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>>3952156
>>3952154

then who would you use for the face? Androcco?
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>>3952190
Look what you did!
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>>3952224
I like it.
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>>3952224
Hahahahawait where did her tail go
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>>3952179
Those would be the apple measurements. Or the 8-foot candy cane measurement.

seeing as human feet don't exist in equestria, I cant take the second one too seriously. i'd rather wait on some official measurements.
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>>3952224
No tail.
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>>3952231
HA
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299378?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

Come for the murder horse, stay for the rage.
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>>3952231
Give RD back her nose Tex, god damnit.
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>>3951978
GIVE ME THE APPLES
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>>3952224
It looks nice. The right foreleg has a thin base. It might break off. Also, no tail.
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>>3952225
Well for starters someone not chosen by you
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>>3952231
I knew you'd do that. That hand was perfect for pinching and honking things.
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>>3952224
legs, back especially, need work but otherwise it's kawaii
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>>3952224
I like the concept.
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D-Does MLPG want to play MVM with me?
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>>3952224
Cute!
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>>3952135
No idea.

>>3952166
Oh man that was one of the things I meant by older men and women students having the times in their lives by coming back to college or first time. They had wide smiles on their faces talking to the instructors. Probably had very bad experiences back in highschool.

At the same time, alot of older adults are more likely to be disruptive or cause full on arguements/fights with the instructors.
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>>3952193
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>>3952259
>12m wait
no
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>>3952250
>JJ humans
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>>3952224

it's shit
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>>3952239
What about the Wedding episodes when pony met human?
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>>3952259
I would but I spent all morning letting TF2 spray hot errors all over my face, so I gave up
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>>3952239
>seeing as human feet don't exist in equestria

Better than nothin though I guess.

Either way I always considered em roughly 3-4 feet standing.
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>>3951971
I fucking love human on pone
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toot
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>>3952290
yessss
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>>3952290
If only it was of a different pairing...
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>>3952259
I just got done playing for hours...

fuck...

Yeah I'd play. Why do I like it so much I've had killing floor for fucking ever.
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>>3952239
>human feet
Ah, but they have "French Haute Couture," anonymous. Explain that one.
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>>3952290

why is that not finished?!

it has to be finished!
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If they are bringing Trixie back...
Do you think they would bring Gilda back?
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>>3952315
>Not liking squigglekicker
Get out, brony.
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>>3951226
I want her paw in my hands soo bad
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>>3952332
God, I hope so.
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>>3952290
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>>3952344
>Thinking anything but yellowkicker is a valid ship
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>>3952332
They're bringin Trixie back.
Yeah
The other ponies dont know how to act
Yeah
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>>3952290
See, one of the major problems with futa is that often the dick just look added/drawn on, which is probably why its very easy to do futa/non-futa pictures. This is from a technical stand point, on a fetish, don't know what people are obsessed with futa almost to the levels of furry with furrydom and sonicfags
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>>3952319
I just assume it was an error. but you never know.
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you fap you lose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqyFKLyCyf4
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>>3952353
>>3952332

ugh, i hope not
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You and your favorite pone were presented with a pair of potions. If you drink them and look into each other's eyes, the pone gets all of your fetishes and your body transforms to best satisfy them. The pony remains otherwise unchanged and your transformation does not take this into account.

Do you drink? What happens?
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>>3952290
do you have any stallion on lady?
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>>3952359
AJ lookin a little thick there.

Oh baby.
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>>3952369
>Futa
It's a strap-on.
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>>3952369
It's a strapon, you mongoloid.
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>>3952366
>yellowkicker
That isn't even a real ship, anonymous.
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>>3952238
Oh fuck me I knew I'd forget that shit.
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>>3952373
>I'm not even gay and I get a massive boner from watching this. Nature, why are you so vulgar? That thing is a FUCKING ARM

>Nightweaver1 7 months ago 12
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>>3952375
Fluttershy. She sits on my face
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>>3952344
Sorry for having tastes anon.
Let me guess you expect me to also like Twidash?
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>>3952373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=T9i7BvBiXW4&NR=1

These are funny.
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>>3952319

dimensional tears.
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>>3952382
>>3952384
Well you caught me. I didn't even open the thumb :(. I apologize. Can I be forgiven?
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>>3952397
that's pretty cute
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>>3952412
Are they in dimensional rain?
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>>3952376
I thought I did, but it looks like I don't.
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ponies smell like poop
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>>3952412
>read tears the wrong way
>imagined some dude walking down the street and suddenly getting hit by pony tears
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>>3952319
pony france
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>>3952385
Yeah it is
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299378?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

2more2pls
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>>3952403
>Sorry for not having tastes anon.
I forgive you.
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>>3952417
No
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>>3952441
Her hat is gonna freeze to death someone save it!
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would you a mrs. cake?
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>>3952398
You know what, I'd rather be all like. "Hey snails, come here." and watch her squirm in her seat watching this. I can't get into the dick. I dunno, guys would be pretty swell if it weren't for dicks.
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>>3952441
Whos the artist?
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what if ponies are 8-foot tall human rapers?

that's why the humans went extinct
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>>3952428
ponies smell good, but it is acquired
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>>3951971
And of course the sketch layer is visible
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>>3952452
I think it's egophiliac
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>>3952450
I would pound cake huehuehuehuehuehue
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>>3952441
>Rarity not wearing Applejacks hat
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>>3952470
I dont think so.
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>>3952450
I would, even if her husband killed me afterwards.

Worth it.

Though he could just join in.
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>>3952496
Just for you anon.
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>>3952462
and now you misquoted. HOLD THAT SPAGHETTI ARTFAG
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>>3952496
That's my ultimate fetish
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>>3952499
I don't know what's more objectionable, the content or the form (fuck Comic Sans)
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>>3952505
>Rarity's hair
>Looks chubbier than usual
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>>3952441
I still believe there's hope for you.

Maybe one day you will realize how shitty your tastes are.
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So does that Anon still want to play MvM or what
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>>3952481
THAT'S RIGHT THE MASCARA SNAKE
FAST AND BULBOUS
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>>3952527
That's her fetish.
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Scootaloo? Or Dash? human ponies was fun
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>>3952375
>Twilight
>Mind control/mind fuckery
This works out amazingly well. She now understands my desires perfectly, I gain the ability to sate fulfill her new desires and she already probably has the ability to fill mine with some spell or other.
Was about to say the trick'd be working out a system for taking turns, but then again it's Twilight "Organization" Sparkle.
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>>3952505
>>3952513
>>3952527

Get out of here Applejack
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>>3952499
Leave.
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>>3952531
also the fact that it was made on Windows without MacType so the fonts are disgusting
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>>3952538
unf
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>>3952548
Worst fetish for the worst pony
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point out all the things that are wrong with this picture
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>>3951340
i never thought about the implications of gilda having a tail-hand before

is this an established part of mythology or just a cartoon thing
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>>3952516
tfw you post art and you're all pocket pasta
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>>3952559

unless you're younger than 12, Comic Sans will always be disguisting
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>>3952375
You know to be honest I wouldn't drink it. I wouldn't care if she didn't had my fetishes if I could live with her
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>>3952570
the only thing that really jumps out at me is the back of her head
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>>3952570
Why does she have an eraser in her vagina?
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>>3952585
i would
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>>3952585
Hello Rose Bud
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>>3952610
How?
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>>3952375

you are transported to Equestria, and are found by your favorite pony. she will fall in love with you, and you will be happy. however, you will only be happy for one year. after that period of time, you are given an option. you can A) choose to return to earth immediately and never return. she will never find out what happened to you, but she will continue to love you. or B) you can stay in Equstria forever with your favorite pony, if she walks in on you and Gilda having passionate sex. she will probably forgive you, but it will shatter her heart.
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>>3952618
Passionately
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>>3952634
We did this before. Multiple times.
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>>3952634
C) Kill the questioner.
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>>3952551

that could only be Scoots.
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>>3952634
B
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>>3952634
but my otp...
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where can i find references of large cocks with condom on? google is no help and i need this for a rarity picture i am working on.
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>>3951427
Googly Colors.
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>>3952634
This again? Someone already found a way around this since you barely put rules. I tell her about it and that's it.
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>>3952669
They look exactly like regular large cocks except they have a ring of latex around the base of the cock
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>>3952667
This was the worst thing ever to me once upon a time, why do I like it now?
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>>3952661
I agree. I also share your love for the robust ladies
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scoota scoota loo

where are you
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>>3952705
youse a faggot
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299437?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

Beep. Beep. We're killing ponies.
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>>3952680

you know what happens when you try to go through loopholes? you get hung.

especially when it's a loophole in a deal with the devil.
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>>3952639
What sort of passionate activities?
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>>3952669
http://www.e621.net/post?tags=hyper+condom&searchDefault=Search

I'm not sure what you mean by 'large'
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>>3952634
They actual knowledge that I have to make a choice affects my opinion on the morality of the out comes. I'd fuck gilda just so pony could have closure. I know if the person I loved more than anything left suddenly, I'd probably kill myself trying to find them. Her heart is broken either way and its really not my fault. I'd stay and fuck the bird even if she does the whole uncontrollable sobbing throwing dishes at me thing.
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Pone exists, but in another dimension that you will never have access to.

You can however wish for your favorite pone's happiness. Please do so now.
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>>3952751
Can I wish for their gassiness instead?
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>>3952751
Humans exists, but in another dimension that you will never have access to.

You can however wish for your favorite human's happiness. Please do so now.
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>>3952759
I'll gas you
like a jew
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>>3952751
I hope Rarity finds someone that will love and care for her like I would.;_;
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>>3952751
Okey.
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>>3952736
>furry
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>>3952759
toot
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>>3952716
she is truly a lovable pon
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>>3952751
you know i do, also hnnng dat lyra
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>>3952731
Passionate butthole tounging
Passionate ball fondling
passionate teat suckling
extra passionate marecock sucking
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>>3952722
What loophole? You didn't state anything.
You just said that I choose that either A or B happens. Nothing else. Nothing about not telling her or things like that.
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>>3952751
Rarity, please be happy, because I never will ;_;
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>>3952751
will wishing have any real effects

or is it like prayer
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>>3952765
Same here bro ;_;
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>>3952784
Would she return your passions?
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>>3952765
As do I anon.
I would totally fight you though
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>>3952736
>using furry art as reference

no bro
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>>3952751
Applejack can have all the apples. The end.

And she can fuck squiggletail if shes into that thing.
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>>3952784
>marecock gave me wiggle

also dickdash, Apple did the best
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>>3952736
unf
this is now my fetish
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>>3952798
I wouldn't mind if she didn't
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>>3952795
Real.
Please hurry. Your favorite pone will feel the warmth of your wish for their happiness, and go to sleep with a smile on his/her face
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>>3952813
whats that about apple did now?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299437?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

1more1pls
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>>3952801
Man I remember that thread where we all got into Equestria and during the night we went in the forest to settle it once and for all

>building a giant marker and engraving the names of the fallen ones on it in their honor
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>>3952765

she will.
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>>3952831
I wished for happiness for all of the ponies.
Are changelings ponies too? I want them to be happy as well
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>>3952810
You are a good man Anon.
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>>3952831
what will they feel if i wish i was buried balls deep in they asshole
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>>3952801
I don't want to fight you, but if it came down to it I would bury you if it meant I could have Rarity.
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>>3952849
>applejack and rarity playing in bird shit
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>>3952810
>>3952849
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>>3952840
But who will it be?
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>>3952834
http://derpiboo.ru/69989?scope=scpe968b67972b87c0a96ec423b97f62066887b312bd
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>>3952821
Don't sell yourself short so quickly.

Her exaggerated features and pony appearance might get you going, but your delightfully human body keeps her up at night, her marecock throbbing and her puffy anus and marecunt winking in unison as she longs to satisfy your body.
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>>3952866
Stop being so tsun sweetie belle
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>>3952860
I think its funny that you think you'd still be alive right now if murdering you would get me rarity.
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>>3952893
But it's a horrible ship. More horrible than most other ships
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>>3952894
>not letting her choose on her own
And you say you love her.
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>>3952901
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Rainbow Dash would be the strechiest pone
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>>3952893
>Rarijack

MLPG, I thought you were better than this.
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>>3952860
>>3952894
Anons pls
Just end yourselves now so I don't have to waste the effort. We all know who rarity loves most. not you
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fluttershy x rarity is best most canon ship
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>>3952923
>Rainbow Dash
>Not Blossomforth
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>>3952925
At least I dont write self insert fanfiction.
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>>3952831
I hope she gets a good night's rest. Too much studying can be counterproductive.
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>>3952925
see
>>3952920
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>>3952925
Agreed, these rarityfags are desperate to latch that slut onto a good pony
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>>3952937
>not flutterdash
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>>3952932
I know what she loves the most.
Money.
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>>3952945
Steady on there, Anon. That's second person. I did it for you. For all of you!
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>>3952937
thats not twidash
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>>3952945
That's also OOC but he's right this time
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>>3952937
but that's not flutterdash.
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is there like a booru somewhere but for human porn pictures
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Which pone is your main supplier?
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>>3952964
Haha right.
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>>3952958
hey now don't make applefags out to be dicks
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>>3952873
sorry i asked
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>>3952940
That isn't even a real Yoga pose. :c
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>>3952951
>Twilight has to go to Summer school.
I know it could never happen but the concept is now hilariously cute.
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>>3952961
>not fluttereveryone
everyone wants some of that hot yellow ass
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>>3952976
ponka is my main supplier of giggles and smiles
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>>3952886
She just wants me for my fingers
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>>3953006
nope
twilight/everyone is canon ship.
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>>3953009
>Using low quality products
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>>3952961
what the hell is wrong with this gif
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>>3952994
Pony yoga is different from human yoga
Deal with it
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>>3952961
Mah nigga.
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>>3952961
...this made me think of something very interesting about the Changelings.
All that fighting in the background?
>The Changelings got confused and started fighting themselves.
Changelings are not very bright, are they?
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>>3953031
>ditzy
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>>3952961
>>3953032
My pack of Africans
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>>3953010
Might as well name up since someone's nice enough to play along, even though I come off looking like a broken record.

She thinks the same thing about you - that you only want her for her thick pucker, or her heavy balls, or her milky teats, or her drooling folds, or her throbbing cock.

But she wants to feel more than your fingers.
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>>3953031
I don't care what kind of yoga you're doing you can't balance on your fucking neck.
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holy shit flutterdash practically is canon
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Pone have each recieved your wishes. Your corresponding pony wants you to know that she loves you, and that when you dream of her she dreams of you
>>
Oh God. Must abort thread. The need to ship yellow horse with good horse has killed my last nerve ending. Goodnight, /mlp/
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>>3953063
Careful now, some people don't like the truth
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>>3953068
It's like everyone's losing their goddamned minds.
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>>3953065

>she
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>>3953068
>Dash
>Good horse

>The need to ship

Your need? Our need? What the fuck are you talking about
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>>3953065
>I've never had a dream about my favorite pony
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>>3953021
she makes up for it in quantity
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>>3953055
>>3953032
>>3953070

>tfw no fics of this

Twidash, Appledash and Pinkiedash are still more popular.
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>>3953063
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>>3953063
Well fuck, they are best friends, known one another since childhood and shit.
Long before they met the rest of the cast they had each other.
Dash was like a big, little sister to Fluttershy.
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>>3953075
I know, I know.

What happened to you general? You used to be cool.
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>>3953068
Good.
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>this whole thread
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>>3953065
Whata pathetic pony, dreaming about some stupiud human that isnt evven real
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>>3953045
deal with it
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>>3953076
I'm sorry anon. I meant to go gender neutral but forgot. He loves you too
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>>3953068
you think Rarity should be with Fluttershy? and TwiDash, that means Apple Pie is left
mah fuckin nig
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>>3953079
She's better, stronger, prettier, and more everything than shittyshy is, that weak little dumbass
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>>3953065
>pony

Dats a good joke nigga
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>>3953061
More than my fingers?
No thanks, I'm not into feet
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>>3953065
>she dreams of you

that is fucking pathetic

it's one thing to fantasize about beautiful colorful ponies living in a utopian fantasy world

it's another to dream about some lonely fat loser at his keyboard
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>>3953094
And you used to write.

Things change.
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>>3953089
except Dash just like left her ass on the ground
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299483?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

>mafia in charge of working right
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>>3953094
Yeah, I know.
Everyone knows blue best horse goes with purple best horse.
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>>3953118
Sanguinius still writes!
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8654/Unicorn-Diaries

Look at all those updates in the last month!

>tfw you don't greentext stories, so no one knows you write anymore
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>>3953123
Lauren said she would be a terrible sibling to be around.
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>>3953087
that pic was adorable

i love little moments like that
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>>3953133
I don't remember terrible, but certainly not the best.
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>>3953085
>Pinkiedash
Didn't that die after season 1?
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>>3953115
Unfortunately half-bird trash cannot into wishes
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>>3953087
>>3953134
Anyone got the comic of this scene? You know the one...
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>>3953089
All shipping aside, I think it's cool how the show has some of the characters being better friends with each other than the rest of the group
.
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>>3953140
>"Where did Fluttershy go?"
>"Fuck it, I won a goddamn race!"
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>>3953116
Let's just say that humans and horses differ in anatomy in more than just fingers. And she likes yours a lot more that you like hers.

Something that she'd love to wrap her lips around and give a good tonguing. Or feel sliding across her body. Or feel pressing deep into her.
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>>3953155
Mi nigga! I like this one.
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>>3953141
Nope. Still strong. But Twidash is probably the top fandom ship right now.
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>>3953141
Nope
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>>3953172
and i wouldn't have it any other way
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>>3953155
Show still needs the following episodes with
>Pinkie and AJ
>Fluttershy and AJ
>Pinkie and Rarity
>Rarity and Rainbow Dash
as the main characters
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>>3953163
Something that's different and isn't my fingers or feet.
My ears? Ooh, oh, I know. It must be my long, hard, throbbing nose
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7zEmtB2giU
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1299483?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

1more pls

pls
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>>3953172
Appledash and Pinkiedash got delegated to 'background ships'.
seriously, i swear i can't read a single shipfic where those two aren't shipped in the background
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>>3953155
Rarity can't stand seeing a mane look like that.
>It makes the pony under it look less than what she truly is.
Sorry
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>>3953172
I remember liking TwiDash made us revolutionaries
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>>3953150
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>>3953200
Jew detected.
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>>3953216
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>>3953206
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7zEmtB2giU
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>>3953212
Those were like the first ships, they're worn out
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>>3953172
The fandom has good taste in ships then.
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>>3953200
You know, if you tease her like this she might just have to take what she wants. She is a unicorn after all. And with her attributes, who knows what spells she can cast?
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>>3953172
I always thought Twidash was just an ironic ship
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>>3953224
That day will come once again, brother.
inb4 Twilight and Dash adventure episode in S3
though that would actually be pretty sweet
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>>3953234
I always loved the way Rarity moves her head and eyes in this scene.
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>>3953236
C'mon, Larry. You gotta decide.
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>>3953254
>New season
>New ships

I feel as giddy as a Tumblrfag
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>>3953171
if only this guy spent more time drawing ponies and not abominations
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>>3953237
But isn't twidash the oldest of all?
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>>3953224
>that feel

I remember when it was just 2 or 3 fics and a couple of art. I felt like a hipster.
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>>3953275
Twidash was the first ship.
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>not spending your paycheck on pony

>shiggy diggy
>>
what are each pony's queefs like
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>>3953254
>>3953271
I'm calling the next big thing of season three being Dash and Rarity.
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>>3953271
>New ep makes Applepie make more sense
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>>3953266
You know she stacked those leaves like coins after she removed them.
Because of her OCD
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>>3953280
>People thinking they're revolutionary for liking the Ur-Ship
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>>3953275
That's why it's been replaced by Twinkie
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>>3953288
Dooks pls
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>>3953282
that dashie plush looks so cute

but i must not support a company that thinks her mane has only 3 colors and her eyes look like fluttershy's
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>>3953287
>Every Raridash fic I see involves bondage and/or hatsex
I'm not complaining
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>>3953282
>That Rainbow Dash Plush's spaghetti hair

Good god, Hasbro, that weird fluff shit could have worked here. What are you fucking doing
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>>3953285
bags of sand
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>>3953280
But it faded when Appledash, Gildadash and Pinkiedash came to the scene. It was like Flutterdash is now.
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>>3953288
>ApplePie
>Still in dry dock
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>>3953317
Errrrrryone loves being with Dash
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>>3953279
And those weren't even particularly long or conclusive fics either.
...I never thought I'd be getting nostalgic over My Little Pony shipfics.
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>>3953336
>Not eating it.
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>>3953308
THAT PICTURE
THOSE MOUTHS
[1]
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>>3953308
My fellow coloured man
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>>3953317
>But it faded when Appledash, Gildadash and Pinkiedash
>Now this ships faded
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
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>>3953347
Ships don't fade they sink
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>>3953279
You liked a show for little girls before the rest of the autistic manchildren fell in love with the fanbase.
You ARE a hipster.
If a fedora could be formed into a crown, you would own the first one because you, sir are hipster ROYALTY.
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>>3953259
There are no butts here.
This is >shipping time now
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>>3953275
no it is FlutterDash
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>>3953308
>>3953346
My fellow gentlemen of fine taste!
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>>3953371
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>tfw fan of Twirity

I think I know how Applepie and Appleshy fans feel like.
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>>3953271
>S3
>re-ignition of Twixy

Get your anuses good and greased gentlemen
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>>3953370
>"I'm such a hipster XD"
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>>3953389
Shit tier ships.

>>3953394
>Evil necklace
>>
>miss the start of shipping discussion while doing my daily edging practice
Aww
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>>3953394
man fuck that noise

that bitch better run her ass out of town again
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>>3953380
One of the first pone threads on /co/, some anon popped in saying 'TwilightxRainbowDash OTP'.
Your move.
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>>3953394
that was always a shit-tier ship
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>>3953336
There was "Building Bridges" and that one were Dash breaks her wings and Twi fixes them. Those are the first ones that spring into mind that were early Twidash fics.
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>>3953370
Do hipsters still wear fedoras? I thought that was a nerd thing now
>>
Is there any way to fix the increasing whiteness of response trails when using Tomorrow?
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>>3953394
>Trixie becomes corrupted by the big bad, among others.
>She is saved by them in the end.
>They all hug.
>She becomes a tag along character the rest of the season.
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>>3953411
>>3953423
>>3953394
Twixie is definitely doorway level ship. Fuck that shit.
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>>3953394
That ship makes no sense. The same people that claim Trixie was Twilight's rival would ship them. So damn stupid.
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>tfw sick
>tfw stand up and projectile vomit

ahhhh
>>
>Trixie becomes Luna's student
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>>3953394
>Got into ponies when GIYC came out
>Still think Twixie is cute
C-Can I still hang out here?
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i wonder if more grownups are buying MLP toys for themselves than what Hasbro and us expected
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>>3953447
BOOMER
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>>3953424
There were an assload of fics where Dash hurts her wing and someone mends it.

Hell, I wrote one even. Was my first fic.
ORIGINALITY
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>>3953308
Shit tier ship.
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>>3953241
I guess she can take what she wants, if she needs to. Even if it was up on a high shelf or somewhere she couldn't reach, she could use telekinesis.
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>>3953449
that almost sounds like a bad fanfiction
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>>3953447
I know this feel all too well

why can't i be healthy
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>>3953450
>think Twixie is cute
No.
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>>3953457
Which was?
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>>3953446
It was that Trixie would hold a grudge over Twilight upstaging her and become obsessed while Twilight remained oblivious
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>>3953308
YES MORE TWINKIE
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Who are you people?
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>>3953446

None of these ships really make any sense.
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>>3953454
>Americans cannot smile when cameras are near them.
>They instead make orgasm faces.
>And clap.
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>>3953424
Those came some time during summer, and I think the second one you're referring to is... Dawn of a New Day?
I'm talking about the ones written for the first Valentines Day thing on EqD. Those were the earliest ones.
Only one I can recall at the moment was a love potion one, where RD drinks one and falls in love in Twilight. Cue shenanigans, she gets cured but is still in love so she gives Twilight the potion, then Twilight cures herself and basically says 'the relationship would never work' and passes out. Cue end of fic.
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>>3953454
I actually really want that set
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>>3953443
That Unicorn head on the necklace looks like Nightmare Moon.
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>>3953472
oh man also when im sick and tired i play tricks on myself

like i literally thought i had to have premission to move from some overseer or something
it kept me in bed for 11 hours
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>>3953479
>filename
What are you doing here?
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>>3953479
We are chill. So deal with it.
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>>3953450
Fine by me anon I kinda sortalikeTwixie

And holy fucking shit, I got into MLP in that same week
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>>3953483
That love potion one I liked a lot.
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>>3953486
Nope, its got red and black OC wings.
Even NMM had taste.
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>>3953461
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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>>3953450
only if you don't mind being subjected to vicious attacks
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>>3953483
Right now I remember it. Forgot the title of it though.
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>>3953478
Yes, let's
>>
Just a heads up: the S3 announcement will be during today (Friday) or tomorrow (Saturday); so within less than 48 hours.
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>>3953515
Are you a wizard?
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>>3953515
Source.

>announcing an announcement
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>>3953476
You know I don't even remember the goddamned title of it even though I wrote it. Wasn't anything spectacular of course.
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>My Derpy Hooves costume for the rave Friendship is Magic tomorrow night! Should be bomb dot com!
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>>3953479
Nigga, let me tell you, I've been browsing this general for about a year and a half.

Shipping has always been a thing. We started shipping, and we're going to be the last people shipping as the show gets canned.
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>>3953511
>Twilight and Pinkie already got their episode
>Hardly any fanart despite this
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>>3953495
>chill shipping and fanfic thread

What in the fuck? I like it.
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>>3953527
>blonde legwarmers
>Not gray
2/10 apply yourself
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>>3953490
>not backing up your essential images somewhere
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>>3953479
I've been lurking /u/ for years, it's only natural that I ship any two females that happen to be next to each other
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>>3953530
I think the people posting sweetie belle have actual autism at this point. Posting a picture isn't going to change anything, ever.
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>>3953540
We just need taw.
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>>3953527
>bomb dot com
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>>3953531
Twidash has the monopoly on Twilight ships at this point. I don't think I've seen a Twinkie fic ever.
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>>3953531
Ask for some from artists when they offer requests.
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>>3953500
>>3953509
Aha! Found it,
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/more-valentines-day-twilightdash-stuff.html
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>>3953515
>S3 announcement

>>3953540
Feels like the first Hamburger Time all over again. What's the big horrible shitty massive wank fanfiction these days? Now that Past Sins and FO:E are done?
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>>3953527
>bomb dot com
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>>3953555
Let's not start this again.
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>>3953550
It was a joke.
Its my only "contribution" to this threads.
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>>3953564
But I'm too busy requesting more Rarijack
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>>3953562
Baker and a Scholar
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>>3953562
I don't ship Pinkie Pie at all because she's too random and goofy. I use her as a talking, living sex toy but that's it. But fuck the idea of her being in a relationship when everyone finds her annoying as hell.
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>>3953555
taw's twidash fic actually isn't that good, there are far better ones with that ship
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>>3953588
Holy shit has that joke run it's course a long time ago.
>>
>We fanfic all the sudden
>decide to check back on Summer Days
>Not only did it get abandoned with no notice, the GDoc is gone

Feels kinda bad, man.
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>>3953582
NO

LET'S START THIS RIGHT NOW

THERE'S BEEN NO GOOD SHITSTORM ALL HIATUS AND IT'S TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAART
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>>3953515
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>>3953600
I only ship Pinkie with myself.
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>>3953608
Over a year.
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>>3953600
>But fuck the idea of her being in a relationship when everyone finds her annoying as hell.

But that also happens in real life.

>>3953608
What was that one about? Sounds familiar.
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>>3953580
Nothing can take one the mantle after those titans.
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>>3953607
Misslink >>3953618
>>
I don't understand the obsession with twidash. They have not spoken in an episode together for longer than 30 seconds, and that's including RiaW. Literally all the other mane6 with dash ship have more substantial "canon" basis. Not that like or support any ship.
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>>3953608
>Check back on fimfiction account in two months
>Good fics still haven't updated

I want my dimension hopping Sweetie Belle
God dammit
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>>3953610
>NO GOOD SHITSTORM ALL HIATUS
DYERTT
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>>3953527
>Leggings
might as well just wear uggs dumbass

>midriff
Derpy anit a sexy pony. whore.
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>>3953610
>asking rose to draw sexy
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>>3953626
>trying to find canon justification for ships
brony pls
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>>3953626
It's a 'nerd and the jock' ship. They happen in every fandom, regardless of who said nerd or jock is. Long as they fill the archtype, they'll be shipped.
>>
I didn't mind the concept of Past Sins. Including Twilight going all maternal and shit.
The writing was still fuck-awful though.
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>>3953511
>>3953503
>>3953384
>>3953346
>>3953308

Where did all this Twinkie come from? I never see any ever.
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>They have not spoken in an episode together for longer than 30 seconds

You don't watch the show do you?
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>>3953624
Aren't people writing FO:E fanfiction or something now?
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>>3953646

the concept is very rarely the problem in fiction. most any story could be interesting, if done well. it's just, they aren't.
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>>3953649
yes
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>>3953626

I really don't see it either, the only thing the ship really has is that they're opposites, which is actually evidence against it rather than for it.
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>>3953649
Yes, people are still writing spinoffs and sucker fics.
And yes, I made up the phrase 'sucker fics' just now.
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>>3953600
I don't think she's annoying. I would love to hear anything she wants to tell me about pickle barrel kumquat chimi cherry changa.
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>>3953624
I seriously want a new catastrophically shitty MLP fanfiction, is that so wrong?
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>>3953649
Yep. And there is one about as long as the original, and twice the retrded.
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>>3953669
>I don't think she's annoying.
She is.
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>>3953628
Which fic?
>>
1-3 Keep on pone
4-6 Go out and see my friend at his work
7-9 Work on my fics
0 Practice drawing some more
Dubs+ Sleep
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>http://tumbl-con.tumblr.com

>http://tumbl-con.tumblr.com

>http://tumbl-con.tumblr.com

>http://tumbl-con.tumblr.com
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>>3953647
That's a fun name.

If I weren't a Pinkiedash shipper I'dfuck I just realized I'm a shipperprobably be on board for that.
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>>3953673
>"If she could so it, so can I!"
>Its horrible, but the fans of the original leap on it with rabid affection.
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>>3953633
that happened? sucks I missed it
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>>3953666
I don't think you're the one to be handing out relationship critiques, Satan.
>>
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as My Little Pony, is in fact, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, MLP: FiM. My Little Pony is not a generation unto itself, but rather another series of a fully functioning TV channel made popular by children and in some rare cases older audiences.
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>>3953690
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>>3953666
>thinks contrasting characters argue against compatible companionship
>has never heard that opposites attract
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>>3953676
Applejack couldn't stand her shit.

>Applepie is still a ship mostly because of the name.

Yet ShiningLight isn't as popular.
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>>3953671
Sadly, nobody can make something as bad as Past Sins.
It's physically impossible.
The other one was amazing.
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>>3953676
Not to me.
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>>3953689
>Literal fans of the fandom
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>>3953542
>Lyrabutt Pez dispenser
Hahaha, why have I not seen this before?
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Time travel episode was a great demonstration of Twinkie, they complement each other very well
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>>3953681
SB jumps through different fanfic universes, it's kinda neat in a meta way, and the writing's pretty good. That's all just my opinion though.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2593/The-Sweetie-Chronicles%3A-Fragments
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>>3953688
I'd draw more if I was better at art.
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>>3953671
>shitty MLP Fanfiction

Should I call Faceless and Faceless Jr?
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>>3953696
Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјесt fοr а mοmеnt. Whаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ Pony, іѕ іn fасt, Marshmallow/Horse, οr аѕ Ι'vе rесеntlу tаkеn tο саllіng іt, Marshmallow рluѕ Horse. Pony іѕ nοt аn animal untο іtѕеlf, but rаthеr аnοthеr frее сοmрοnеnt οf а fullу funсtіοnіng Marshmallow ѕуѕtеm mаdе uѕеful bу thе Marshmallow сοrеlіbѕ, ѕhеll utіlіtіеѕ аnd vіtаl ѕуѕtеm сοmрοnеntѕ сοmрrіѕіng а full animal аѕ dеfіnеd bу EQD.

Mаnу animal uѕеrѕ run а mοdіfіеd vеrѕіοn οf thе Marshmallow ѕуѕtеm еvеrу dау, wіthοut rеаlіzіng іt. Τhrοugh а ресulіаr turn οf еvеntѕ, thе vеrѕіοn οf Marshmallow whісh іѕ wіdеlу uѕеd tοdау іѕ οftеn саllеd "Pony", аnd mаnу οf іtѕ uѕеrѕ аrе nοt аwаrе thаt іt іѕ bаѕісаllу thе Marshmallow ѕуѕtеm, dеvеlοреd bу thе Marshmallow Ρrοјесt.

Τhеrе rеаllу іѕ а Horse, аnd thеѕе реοрlе аrе uѕіng іt, but іt іѕ јuѕt а раrt οf thе ѕуѕtеm thеу uѕе. Horse іѕ thе >rape: thе animal іn thе ѕуѕtеm thаt аllοсаtеѕ thе animal's rеѕοurсеѕ tο thе οthеr animals thаt уοu run. Τhе >rape іѕ аn еѕѕеntіаl раrt οf аn animal, but uѕеlеѕѕ bу іtѕеlf; іt саn οnlу funсtіοn іn thе сοntеxt οf а сοmрlеtе animal. Horse іѕ nοrmаllу uѕеd іn сοmbіnаtіοn wіth thе Marshmallow animal: thе whοlе ѕуѕtеm іѕ bаѕісаllу Marshmallow wіth Horse аddеd, οr Marshmallow/Horse. All thе ѕο-саllеd "Pony" dіѕtrіbutіοnѕ аrе rеаllу dіѕtrіbutіοnѕ οf Marshmallow/Horse.
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>>3953676
your opinion is wrong
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>>3953700

Science disagrees
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>>3953727
>A Friend in Deed

Case. Fucking. Closed.
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>>3953698
that's cool, but a shitstorm?
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>>3953726
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>>3953726
Why is Sweetie getting excited over sweaty balls so arousing
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>>3953700
Only in fiction, my friend. Only in fiction.
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>>3953676
>Annoying

Maybe if you're a faggot

like a certain orange horse
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>>3953710
Jr should do a 'Ask Littlepip' tumblr.
For those of us who read that disaster all the way though, we know how boring that character would be.The fucking bitch wouldn't even move.
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>>3953720
Sounds cool. It reminds me of another shipping fic that was also meta, but in the last chapter. It was pretty good (chapter 5 I think it was was pretty sad).
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>>3953729
I guess that's why positive and negatively charged particles repel each other
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>>3953673
>Project Horizons
>Part 49
jesus
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>>3953750
>twenty pages of nothing
>hardcore lesbian page
>thirty more pages of nothing
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>>3953724
Why bother?

I am sure RCH is here somewhere.
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>>3953750
If only Jr would do that, wildest dreams maybe. she wouldn't move?
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>>3953736
She was annoying to Cranky, but I thought she was cute & funny.
You may think she's annoying and that's okay.
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>>3953726
>>3953696

Fuck off, Sweetie, Marshmallow today constitutes less than 12% of the average Pony distro. Not even Slashdot agrees with you.
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>>3953765
>Five billion followers.
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>>3953775
Forgot my topical image.
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>>3953759

>Particles and human personalities are completely the same

I'm being trolled aren't I ?
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>>3953768
She became a quasi Mr House in the fic.
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>>3953765
>How does one hardcore lesbian scene with a coma pony?
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i want /x/ in here
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>>3953759
That reminds me of a joke
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>tfw you love the style of some artists for porn but they only draw the kind of porn that you don't like

>Hasana-chan
mostly draws Braeburn and BigMac, and it's usually gay shit

>Pig-Fish
mainly foalcon
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What ever happened with the cute smelly pone?
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>>3953792
yeah at the end. So the Nyx one he does is at the end too?

I was just thinking Jr would do it all well, bullet holes lesbi ponies maybe you think Jr is good at guns? He would have to be paid for that shit though
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>>3953809
We want Call of Duty's audience.
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>>3953806
Homage just crawls in and molests her unconscious body
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>>3953813
>That feel when you thought Pig-Fish was Crooked Trees' new identity
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>>3953827
ung
i wanna write this
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>>3953823
>MLPG.
>Money.
I would like to point you towards GG.
And let you think about that for a second.
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>>3953811

DAT'S NO HADRON COLLIDER, DAT'S MY WIFE

or however the fuck it went.
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>>3953827
>While Littlepip watches.
>And Celestia.
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>>3952451
>Invite Snails over to see something on this "internet" thing of yours
>Hit play and watch her expression as that video unfolds
>She doesn't say anything for the entire length of the video
>When it's finally over, she snaps back to reality and gives a nervous sort of laugh
>"Yeah... huh, real funny, Anon. Great joke."
>Wake up that night
>Faint glow of a monitor coming from the other room
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>>3953822
I never seen her before. I love her!
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>>3953791
>implying your personality isn't a part of you
>implying you aren't made of particles
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>>3953845
Hydroxyl ion
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>>3953842

I'm pretty sure GG received money from people outside of MLPG.
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>>3953842
Stop acting like GG's only known in MLPG. I would bet the vast majority of that money didn't come from here.
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>>3953835

damn, the poor is annoyed as fuck because people think he is crookedtrees or compare with him

it must be awful to live under the shadow of someone else and not being recognized for your own merits
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>>3953864
Off reading fanfictions
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>>3953813
>not liking gay porn
>having strict fetishes/attractions
>not being sexually open and liberal
Must be really depressing to have to be you all day
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I think I found my go to pen for inking now. So hopefully this looks alright.
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>>3953860
My god... You're right...
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Speaking of fanfiction...
>Julian Assange's life changed forever the day he was granted asylum in Equestria.
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>>3953762
theres humans in it?
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>>3953864
Speaking of Vinyl/Octavia, did that lesbian butt baby fic ever got finished? I stopped when they got stuvk in the house on winter.
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>>3953884
Those are some interesting assumptions.
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>>3953875
Granted, they're both aping/inspired by Trevor Brown
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>>3953673
late to the party
PH is significantly longer than F:E
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>>3953891
That's a character from Fallout: New Vegas
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>>3953891
No, I think that is just a crossover fallout thing.
Boone is there.
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>>3953891
>Not knowing FONV

Welcome to plebianville
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>>3953903
wat

how?
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>>3953890
>>3953890
>>3953890
FUND IT
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>>3953855
She's cute as fuck. I really wish there was more girl!Snails greentext. Pls.
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>>3953884
>being sexually liberal

Enjoy your sexual socialism. Next time you get a girl into bed, they'll redistribute that sex to someone else.
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>>3953906
>"All of my companions are here!"
>"And Boone is here too."
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>>3953884

>implying
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>>3953698
Unf. I would.
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>>3953900
>but they only draw the kind of porn that you don't like
>porn that you don't like
>don't like
>and it's usually gay shit
>gay shit

It's like you had a thought, typed it out, and immediately forgot about it
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>>3953864
i hate that ship so much
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>>3953906
Boone, Cass, and that one supermutant companion.
also what the fuck cass isn't even a dyke
why would she sleep with girlpone
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>>3953922
Hopefully someone in the same bed
If you catch my drift
threesomes
that's the joke
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>>3953922
And by someone else she means illegals and ghetto rats.
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>>3953698
Those are some spindly legs.
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>>3953922
God damn sexual liberals want to give YOUR semen to ILLEGAL ALIENS.
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>>3953923
Goddamnit beer and noses don't combine
Fuck you anonymous
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>>3953931
Why you hate Ghost, Anon?
She is just a kid, calm down.
She draws cute shark ponies.
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>>3953890
>>
Night time confessions go

What's your most depraved pone fetish?
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>>3953822
I rike it
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>>3953931
I don't like that ship only because I find Octavia boring as hell
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>>3953916
The author is worse than the original.
Like holy shit, you'll read a chapter and it'll take more than an hour, and you'll realize nothing fucking happened in the entire thing. I don't know how they do it, but it's like 100 new pages a month or so even though the author has slowed down recently. And they have like three different editors because they can't even do basic writing for shit.
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>>3953923
>tfw you always take boone and only boone and you show those legion who's boss
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>>3953932
also what the fuck anonymous isn't even gay
why would he sleep with braeburn
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>>3953822
I miss Sooty and the others too.
Especially Stumpy.
Oh the adventures he had!
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>>3953822
Awww, I would still hug stinky pone, she is cute
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>>3953932
>not remembering best companion Lily
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>>3953955
>What's your most depraved pone fetish?
Sexually tormenting Snails.
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>>3953930

wat
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>>3953974
Pony genders are irrelevant in human/pony recreational relationships
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>>3953974
That doesn't even make sense.
Anon is gayer than gay, anon.
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>>3953886
>binary pen

reported
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>>3953962
I like this ship for being so off the wall.
Maybe when I don't suck I spit something out like that for the general
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>>3953977
>tfw Jack hasn't drawn anything, especially pony, in a long time
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>>3953955
I can get turned on by a lot of weird stuff, but I think the only fetish I've really gotten interested in BECAUSE of mlpg is anal vore. And I have checked out god fucking awful writing.com interactives.
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>>3953932
>Cass not a dyke
Pretty sure she admits she doesn't care who she gets it on with in a certain dialogue.
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>>3953962
>RarityxVS
Huhg, what?
>>
OOOHH YOOOUU
DIRTY LITTLE BOY
DIRTY LITTLE BOY
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>>3953931
>those two ponies play music
>they must be fucking
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>>3953955
I want a pone to treat me like trash stepping on me with her hooves spitting on me and laying on me
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>>3953994
pls do Flutterdash or Twirity first.
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>>3953955
Ponies succeeding. Gets me off so damn bad.
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>>3953969
Boone and the eyebot thingy.
Ultimate Sniperbros.
>Boone pulls out his knife.
Boone, what are you doing?
Stop that shit right now, Boone.
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>>3953955
straight sex
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>>3953974
I've never met anyone gayer than anon
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>>3954010
>I want a pone to treat me like trash stepping on me with her hooves spitting on me and laying on me
Why would a pony lay on trash
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>>3953993
It's not binary.
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>>3953955
I want to have sex with anthro pone
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>>3954016
Boone+ED-E OTP
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>>3954016
>Boone pulls out his machete
>puts it right back
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>>3954001
She awkwardly says that maybe she'd do you if she was drunk if you hit on her as a female.
I'd hardly consider that not caring.
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>>3954009
>Implying being a DJ means you make music.
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Which show has the better theme song: Friendship is Magic or Code Lyoko
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>>3953974
>gay braeburn joke
1.3/10
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>>3953955

is anal consider a fetish and depraved?

because if not, then i've got nothing else

i only want to cum inside Rarity's anus
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>>3953955
everything ever written by soashamedpony
help me god
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>>3953969
>Not taking Arcade Ganon with you all the time
It's like you don't even like cute men
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>>3954008
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>>3954039
forgot my link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vr4Nif4YZ0
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>>3954035
>It's his Mordecai impression.
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>>3953762
>tfw theres no female human on pone fics
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best ship
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>>3953931
>getting mad over cartoon horses fanships
I remember when I was brony, too
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>>3954043
>tfw weird looks when laughing at someone saying anal is a fetish
I'm afraid everyone knows I'm a pervert.
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>>3953955
fapping with actual horse manure. stallion manure so its extra gay
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>>3954038
But don't tell the bronies that.
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>>3954061
There is one femanon/Pinkie fic.
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>>3954014
Good thing I like those ships too
Also have a 30 sec doodle of catburd, I'm fast when I'm drunk

I'm going to need a real name if I'm going to keep drawfagging
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>>3953955
consensual heterosexual vaginal sex in the missionary position
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>>3954071
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>>3953822
>>3953979
unf
what exactly does she smell like?
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>>3954047
Followers of the Apocalypse are pretty much doomed to failure and I don't like them because of how steadfast they cling to their morals and policies. As much as it makes them feel better, their world needs groups to be adaptable.
Hail to Ceasar
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>>3954065
>Pinkiedash
>not DiscoPie
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>>3953955

rape
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>>3954038
Go to bed, Joel
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>>3954065
Mah nig. PinkieDash is OTP
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I just flossed BEFORE I brushed my teeth
Whats going to happen to me?
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>>3954090
Rotting fish.
Rancid sewage.
Burning vomit.
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>>3954113
DEATH
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>>3953955
Using a horsecock like a fleshlight
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>>3954095
I got kinda mad that the metal bros I had in Fallout 3 were kinda dicks in the Mojave.
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>>3954030
because she so heavy
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>>3954090
I don't know. I assume she smells like rotten fish or something.
I thought she was pretty cute, but I haven't seen any other drawings or heard anything about her for months.
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>>3954039
Italian FiM
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>>3954113
You have 5 to live.
4.
3.
2.
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>>3954080

how about d'Artagnon
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>>3954114
So, she smells like my trash compactor at work...
I can live with that.
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>>3954061
Man, there was this one second-person clopfic thing a while back where 'you' were a human female in Equestria and were the girlfriend of a Wonderbolts fanatic mare. You two get a job a hotel where the Wonderbolts were staying, and then they invite you into their room.
Guess where the clop comes in?
You screw one of the MALE Wonderbolts.
God dammit that was a massive cocktease.
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>>3954122
I kinda got mad that the metal dicks I had in the first Fallouts were saints in the Capital Wasteland
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>>3954133
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>>3954133
Somethings not right here
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>>3954133
Please take it back.
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>>3954114

stale sweat.
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>>3954099
I hate straight ships with mai waifu because I am both autistic and insecure in my masculinity.
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>>3954152
Does Discord look male to you?
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>>3954126
that is a god tier theme song
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>>3954161
He looks sexy that's for sure
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why is /mu/ such a horrible board?
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>>3954137
>clop
>pooh is tired of your shit.jpg
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>>3950364

MLPG is a glorified chat room.

True or false?
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>>3954139
Yes I understand they became fucking saints because they realized shit needed to change or something.
But they had a massive fucking robobro.
Who only wanted to save America.
And he was so awesome, they made him a goddamn Prime.
Those fuckers owned a Transformer.
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>>3954139
I'm hating playing Fallout. I got over the turn based combat, fine, but why the fuck do I die if I don't get the vault a water chip? fucking sucks
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>>3954171
Too many opinions.
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>>3954171

for the same reason the piss thinks we're terrible.

bunch of hipsters.
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>>3954161
He's got a beard.
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>>3954171
because it's all even more >opinions than /v/ or /a/
this is coming from someone who browses /mu/ quite regularly
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>>3954171
Because it's /v/ with music and worse tripfags.
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>>3954171
because the amount of smug and subjective tastes collided so hard it made a hipster singularity
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>>3953955
gay microphilia

not from mlpg,
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>>3954066
i don't think that's how brony works, anon
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I want skunk pone now
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>>3954152

I know that feel
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>>3954180
Hell, that's true for all of 4chan, and most of the Internet. It's not like we're collaborating on some grand project here; we just incidentally produce a waifufic or some porn art every now and again.
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>>3954066
I remember when we were allowed to dislike things.
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>>3954180
False.
We have a chat room for that.
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SWEETIE BELLE MAKE A GODDAMN THREAD ALREADY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TO DIE FOREVER.
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>>3954228
NEIGH
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>>3954242
>>3954242
>>3954242

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