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>>3900473

Do you think Luna might change into Nightmare Moon at will for the heck of it? Which form did you like from Luna?
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>>3900473

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RATTLE ME BONES
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>rape
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>some cry
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>pedophiles deserve respect
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.........
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the linkboard wasn't even posted last thread.
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>Hawaiians
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Rarity got the most request so speedy butt doodle.
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>>3905353
>Cant stop seeing the back right leg as male genitalia
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>>3905288
She might do it, but she'd probably do it to show how much control she has now.

I still want to her have comic book reading friends.
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>>3905353
SOMEONE EDIT IN TEX'S HANDS
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>>3905353
very nice
just a little note that the outside cheeks juts out too far
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>>3905353
the amazing melting ass
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MY Litle Pony iz G4y
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>>3905373
Scootanon is moot
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>>3905373
That was like three days ago. Keep up, scootanon.
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Bed time.
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>>3905373
Fucking moot.
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>>3905373
Impossible to enforce, at least for the avatarfagging.
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>>3905387
Didn't even see the right side.

Neat.
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>>3905381
Is it that time again?
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>>3905353
Why is she staring at me like that you guys?
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>>3905353
That is quite a ass right there. There something about the mid section between the leg that doesn't seem right, however.
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>>3905373
Moot is buying /v/'s "board culture" schtick.
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>>3905398
>tfw when you will never dip ponies
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This shit is literally gay.
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>>3905398
sure
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>>3905408
There is board culture. If there wasn't every board would be the same.
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>>3905399
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>>3905415
>cummunity
still makes me cringe
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRzTOr2Za4

...this is SSBB
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>>3905424
you cant die by falling off a stage. only way to die is to get hit by a "super meter" attack. ORGIONALLY
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Why isn't she real?
I hope AA does more humans. He does them pretty good.
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>>3905388
This needs to be colored.
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>>3905415
Now...I'm not the greatest person to say this....but what a bunch of wackjobs.
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>>3905439
would you teach her how to swim?
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>>3905424
Awesome.

>>3905433
>Removing one of the best aspects of SSB
Whelp I guess no more edge related shenanigans.
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>>3905420
Absolutely. But how much should "board culture" matter when trying to create rules to curb shitposting? Should simply saying "Yes, this is terrible, but it's just how we do things" really be good enough to get an exception to the rules?

I don't really care about avatars, but I think it's indicative of the way moot is thinking about "improving" the site.
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>>3905442
toot
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>>3905439
No, he has to do deer! I want him to do my request. he has so many requests to do ;_;
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>>3905439
If she was real she'd be a complete dick to you. And not in the way that you'd enjoy. And definitely not in a tsundere way.
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Cougarity when
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>>3905415
>>3905447
It was just one guy, and the anger over the shirt was HILARIOUS.
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>>3905474
totally justified hatred though
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>>3905471
Never I want a fertile mare not a old gah.
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>>3905353
Can you do Luna now?
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>>3905457
Yes!

>>3905467
Why you gotta be like that man.
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>>3905474
oh as long as it was just one guy. Then I should say that he is an idiot. Sweet and simple~
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>>3905424
That doesn't seem fast pace, as in, Super Smash Bro Melee.
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>>3905353
do flutterbutt
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>>3905491
Nor Brawl.
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>>3905442
>a chubby pony will never sit on your face
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>>3905490
He apparently was actually going to wear that shirt to his workplace and post about the reactions he'd get to it.
So yeah, big time idiot.
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>>3905415
that's not a good thing, i think
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>>3905500
What if we're both?
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>>3905500

Could that not be said for every single pony?
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>>3905500
>implying orgy
She is mai wiafu.
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>>3905500
I want to gather all teh Rarityfags into one room, and look for one specific guy.
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>>3905508
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>>3905498
Brawl feel fucking slow though.
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>>3905500
>first picture to the left on the slideshow
That's a good caption. Most of /d/'s captions suck, but that one really does it for me.
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>>3905442
why is that pony sitting on fluttershy's face?
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>>3905515
No.

No one wants to fuck Fluttershy.
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>>3905528
Agreed. Hope Scamco and Sora can do something about it.
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>>3905542

I do.

But lovingly tender.
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>>3905542
>imply
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>>3905442
I don't get it she has that huge belly. Why doesn't she sit on fluttershy's chest and drop that chubby belly on her face and smother her that way?
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>>3905540
SHE THOT FLLUTERSHY WAS A CHAIR BECAUS SHE'S WOOD BECUZ SHE'S A TREE!1!1!1
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>>3905542
I'd fuck Fluttershy. I'd even rape her. I still hate her though.
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Have you ever looked at a poop and thought, "huh, I guess a dick that size can fit in my ass"
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>>3905559
I assume it was a request and you were not here when the request was made?
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>>3905442
>you will never be a chubby mare
>you will never assassinate your targets my smothering them with your chub
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>>3905535
I was wondering what that one was, I haven't come across it before. If you've got it saved and there's a relevant thread up, would you mind posting it over on /d/ somewhere for me?
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>>3905500
I have more than a vague interest in her... and no orgies.
I refuse to share with neckbeards
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The idea of an MLPG headquarters amuses me.
It would probably consist of a room where people draw, a room where people lift and do 100 pushups, a room where people UNF to porn, and a room filled with ants that break your fingers
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>>3905565

>Hating any of the mane six

Brony pls go
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>>>/g/26903159
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>>3905600
>Main 6
There's only five main characters. Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash.
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>>3905597
I will never understand the Reu=ants thing. Can someone explain?
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>>3905565
I would lovingly and tenderly cuddle a Fluttershy.
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>>3905603
God JR needs to do a pony version of that
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>>3905597
You are assuming that many posters would not be battling to the death for their waifu or defending their waifu's honor when someone call her a slut.
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>>3905603
Is that semen?
unf.
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>>3905609
Don't forget Stranglesnare.
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Would you play with a pony's well-stretched urethra?
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>>3905603
Why is /g/ so weird?
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>>3905609

xD
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>>3905611
Reu likes ants. People like to comment on it. End of story.
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>>3905621
Like yours?
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>>3905575
I guess you're right anon life is not fair
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>>3905603
3D Pig Disgusting
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>>3905597
Such is life in the MLPG mansion
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>>3905597
>greentexters huddled in a dark room whispering stories that are fed into the UNF room
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>>3905628

I used to be immediately turned off by things like this

but yes, yes I would
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>>3905500
What about people who like her, despite the fact that she is creepily similar to their mother in both the way she talks and the way she acts?
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>>3905611
Reu's strange comment on why she likes ants.
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>>3905487
would you rub suntan lotion into her back for her?
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>>3905632
Dark basements breed weirdness
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>>3905636
Well fucker, how do you want this? Knifes or pistol?
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>>3905597

>You will never be the PT at MLPG mansion
>Helping fellow horsefuckers reach their peak physical condition
>Teaching, coaching, and inspiring them to be the best of the best

life is suffering
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>>3905662
Duh.
Would you rub her feet?
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>>3905659
>you will never have fetish sex with Reu by pouring honey and ants on her
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Do you see the Cake "family" as three adults and two children or two adults and three children?
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>everything i've saved in my 6 years of 4chan is in one gigantic folder, even things not off of 4chan
>decide itts time to start organizing
>start with pone
>fuck it this is too tedious
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>>3905597
>no collective masturbating room
>no fighting to the death to name the superior pony room
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>>3905682

>Broken greentext

what the shit
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>>3905632
/g/ has been getting spammed hard with RMS and other shit, its kind of embarrassing.

I wonder why no one spams /mlp/
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>>3905685
Two adults, two children and the crazy family friend that everyone loves
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>>3905685
2 adults, 2 kids, and a woman-child.
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>>3905677
Fists motherfucker
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>>3905688
>saved tens of thousands of images
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is it really too hard to get a wig of the right color?
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>>3905688
I'm sorry for your lots.
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>>3905682
would you wear a t shirt with blue pinkie on it?
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>>3905685
2 Parents, 2 Children, and that crazy bitch that lives in the attic.
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>>3905688

>Have 2 folders
>Reaction images and pony
>Vague idea of where what I want is in each, since I use it so often

Organized enough for me
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>>3905697
For some reason he thought he had to evade the wordfilter with the word >horsefucker
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>>3905682
horsefuckers is a banned word now?
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>>3905688
>tfw you know that one image you saved is in there somewhere

>you just saw it the other day

>where the fuck is it
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>>3905731
>tfw I have the same folders
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>>3905697
Presumeably he put a spoilertag in the middle of it.
Horsefuckers isn't a blocked phrase now, is it? Haven't put on in that, so if this goes through it's not.
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>>3905727

What? No.
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>>3905723
I'd fuck her tits.
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>>3905588
I had to make a new thread, anonymous -- just for you.

>>>/d/4239203
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>>3905745
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>>3905723
Pastel colors does not translate well in the real world. What do you think about this hair color here?

>>3905721
Its on, faggot.
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>>3905740
Nah, moots kind of a bro, he wouldn't do that
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>>3905759

I'd sniff her panties.
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>>3905773

>99% of the people who post on /mlp/ are fine
>it's just the /b/ crowd that's horrible.

makes me feel all warm inside every time
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>>3905775
I'd cum in her pussy
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>>3905766
Ah, thanks Anon!
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>>3905772
3dpd would not hug
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>>3905656
What changed your mind?
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>>3905683
i'd like her to step on me

literally AND metaphorically
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>>3905796

I'd cum in her hair
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>>3905773
>>3905788
i think moot more or less likes the communities that have been developing on his site even if he doesnt participate in all of them
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>>3905788
Didn't moot did something where he invite all the board but /b/ to some event and when /b/ found out, they when apeshit and practically made a fool of themselves?
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>>3905773
>Moot understands the /mlp/ community.
My god...
He probably hangs out here, to see if it was a good idea.
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>>3905772
oh god 10/10 would befriend
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>>3905439
is that supposed to be diamond tiara

why is she so old
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>>3905773
Moot's probably posting in this thread right now as anon.
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>>3905818
It was /b/day.

Yes, /b/ showed up and it was awfully hilarious
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>>3905819
>moot is Leth
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>>3905804

Was only two days ago, when EA did that reva pony fetish thing. When that dude brought up cockfucking, something about using a large horse cock as a fleshlight struck a chord in me.

I died a little bit, but I can fap to more.
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>>3905773
Someone have that image where moot used one of Tess's pictures in a post?
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>>3905839
Can I have a link of that history? Its been awhile.
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>>3905773
Moot is like an understanding father who loves all his little communities.
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>>3905838
you do have to wonder how he got that picture...
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>>3905860
>>3905840
Guys...Guys...what if Moot...and Weaver/GG are the same person.
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>>3905859
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/B_day
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>>3905842
>When that dude brought up cockfucking
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>>3905840
I would shit my pants.
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>>3905872
If that were the case he'd better be spending his bronybux on servers.
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>>3905816
>implying moot would ever like something that came out of /co/
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>>3905872
>Moot writes greentext >feels for the general.
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>>3905826
she's a teenager
long story
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>>3905874

>That feel when we out-/d/ /d/
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>>3905873
Thank you kind sir. Have a Pinkie.
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>>3905885

This is my new headcanon
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>>3905864
where did he post that?
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The only reason moot wouldn't out himself as a ponyfag because of the fallout it would cause on 4chan
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>>3905288
Has Dooks colored that Seductive Moon from Rjse?
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>>3905873
>encyclopediadramatica
Holy shit that site still exists?
Man this is a throwback to 2007.
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>>3905900
/a/
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>>3905901

Is that you, moot?
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>someone spamming /tg/ with pones
Oh man, and they're usually alright this time of day.
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>>3905900
https://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/69883269/#69885653
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>>3905885
Then moot is my nigga.

Fuck all your shitty porn, I come for the >feels
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>>3905901
No, if he was a ponyfag he would out himself just to watch the site burn.
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>>3905911
But he writes the >feels with the sex in them.
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>>3905901
It's for the best.
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>>3905904
Amazingly, yes. The bitch who ran it originally made it into some sort of horrible web 2.0 thing, but a bunch of the users saved it and hosted it elsewhere.

It's still awful and reads like it was written by /b/tards because it was!, but it's one of the few sites that actually documents the stupid shit that happens on the non-normalfag parts of the internet.
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>>3905911
>Fuck all your shitty porn, I come for the >feels
can I be your nigga too?
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>>3905808
Wig or actual hair?
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>>3905864
We found out, actually, that it was from Google.
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2-8: Draw
9-1: Majora's Mask
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>>3905936
Yes.

We can be niggas.
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>>3905770
>not naming your image files
>not using alfed
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Ponies were better before all of you found out about them. You ruined ponies.
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>>3905950
>51 bucks for a hat
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>>3905842
I'm glad I could bring you a little death so you could better enjoy your own little deaths <3
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>>3905939

Both, I don't give a fuck.
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>>3905947
aw shit, time to draw
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>>3905956
>OSX
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>>3905958
You mean before they were posted on /b/ right.
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>>3905864
>>3905944
Yeah, appears when image searching "My Little Pony Waifu"
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>>3905967
Draw rarity wearing majora's mask
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>>3905915
I doubt it, the really rabid ponyhaters are just as bad as bronies in their own way
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>>3905958

>you ruined ponies

They were ruined as soon as the first thread on /co/ was made. Everyone knows /co/ is the home of 34.
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>>3905956
I was going to give you shit for being a macfag, but then I saw your username and decided we could be niggas after all

I name and sort most of my images, but that one was in a folder small enough that it didn't matter
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>>3905911
Can we sad horse now then?
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>>3905909
I haven't been back to /tg/ in like a year now.

It used to be you could talk about anything. I really knew /tg/ had changed when I got bitched out for just mentioning the pones in a thread it was a battletech thread, and we were figuring out which 'mechs the ponies would drive

Is it any better now?
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>>3905998
No.
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>>3906002
>any better now

pffffhahahaha
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>>3905968
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>>3906016
>pffffhahahaha
;_;
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>>3905999
time to break out the e-bribes to get more zebra art.
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>>3906002
Honestly it depends on the time of day, it's really hit and miss. Most of the time /tg/ just loses it as soon as it sees a pone, but occasionally I've had nice, relaxed discussions with them about the show or worldbuilding or whatever, like you used to be able to have whenever. It just depends on what kind of people are around at the time, I guess.
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which pony is most kleptomaniacal
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>>3906026
I really wish Windows had a decent CLI
>tfw CMD.exe
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>>3906039
I forgot that Disney XD picked up PacMan....
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Would you listen to Luna sing the slow version of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley in a karaoke booth?
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>>3906040
Rarity, probably. I can see an episode in which she just starts stealing stuff from a boutique because she doesn't have the money for a new saddle or dress.
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>>3906002
Nope. Still remember a particular thread about that.

Guy 1 was complaining that his opnely brony DM still got all the players.

Guy 2 tells him to step up while making a Rarity pun.

ENTIRE THREAD GOES TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET BECAUSE HE MENTIONED A PONIES NAME.

>>3906038
We had a 500 post thread about it. Twas fun.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19945_the-5-coolest-pets-humanity-has-bred-into-existence.html

>And the breeders have ventured beyond zebra-donkey >variations, too: There are any number of zebroids out there, >from zebra-horse (zorse!) ...
>... to zebra-ponies (zonies!):
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>>3906039
Progressive glitchhouse is better than lo-fi bitcore
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>>3906039
I don't know who this guy is who what the fuck he is saying.
Ingram or something?
Also Pacman TV show?
How relevant!
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>>3906071
GG x Rose OTP
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>>3906052
>PowerShell
come on nigga it's like you're not even trying
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>>3906026
>package managers
WHy would I even WANT one? I use both WIn and linux but I vastly prefer windows because it simply runs faster and isn't complete fucking bollocks with programs.
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>>3906071
>zearth ponies
>zegasi
>zunicorns
>zuffalo
>ziamond zogs
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>>3906085
He said decent CLI.
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Have a picture of a sleepy horse as I go to bed.
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Is there a good guide/tutorial for legs and hooves? I just can't figure out how to get them to look right.
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>>3906002
>>3906067
What are y'all's opinion on MLPFMTORPG being picked up by the piss?

Yeah, the MLPDND crew's gone and went there.
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>>3906089
You don't like typing in "sudo apt-get install [program]" and having it magically install it with all it's dependencies?
You actually like clicking through wizards?
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Would you?
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>>3905933
I always prefered Uncyclopedia
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>>3906096
Zumans
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>>3906079
William Anderson
He composes the Background music you hear in episodes of MLP
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>>3906115
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>>3906071
IP might already be a zonkey. He's got those donkey ears.
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>>3906100
>enjoying massaging text streams
>not crafting gloriously rich objects between cmdlets
>not feeling the raw power of the CLR at your fingertips
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>>3906065
Sure. I like the song.
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>>3906126
That's retarded as fuck.
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>>3906126
No, because straight-hair Cupcakes Pinkamena is fucking fanon bullshit
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>>3906134
Oh...
right.
Still.
Pacman
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>>3906119
Let's look at it this way: the more people use it, the more "bugs" are picked up and can be sorted away.
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>>3905645
well I am here right now
I'm working on something else I'll post later but yeah
glad you guys like it
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>>3906125
It never works out like that and you know it
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>>3906119
>What are y'all's opinion on MLPFMTORPG being picked up by the piss?
Well, what does that entail, exactly?

And as far as the system goes, I like that it's relatively lightweight, but it needs something to simulate skills better. As it is, unless your cutie-mark is in whatever skill you're using, you've just got a 50% chance of succeeding, and that's a little lame.
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>>3906119
>MLPFMTORPG
Explain further

>MLPDND
This I got.
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>>3906119
I have no opinion.
I never browse /mlp/ and I have never played our DnD stuff.
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>>3906119
I really don't mind. Other people playing it can't impact my own enjoyment of a game like MLPDND. Hell, if more people enjoy it, that's fine by me.
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>>3905968
You do realize that OS X is probably the best commercial *nix on the market right now?
Seriously, nothing else even comes close. The only problem with it is that it only runs on macs, and macs are expensive.
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>Anon shuffles into the kitchen, hardly awake enough to function.
>Like a robot, he slowly makes his way to the coffee pot and slaps at it until a hand hits the on button.
>As he makes his way to the cabinets he opens one that has the mugs in it, reaching inside he feels something tug at the hairs on his arm before the invisible force pulls something onto his arm.
>Suddenly very awake he jumps back and yelps.
>He looks at the small duster pony flailing on his arm and sighs.
>Plucking her off and setting her down on the counter he reaches for a mug.
>Swiffer walks away, her tail seemingly poofier as it gravitates slightly towards objects as she passes by them.
>As Anon fills his mug he hears a small pop and a yelp in one of the cabinets.
>Tabasco and Swiffer sit, rubbing their noses.
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>>3906169
It's the name of the system the MLPDND peeps use.
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>>3906152
>>3906154
You wouldn't do her, though?
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>>3906180
Exactly. It doesn't respect your freedoms.
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>>3906126
I would throw her a birthday party to make her happy and curly haired again.
Then I would.
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>>3906138
Yeah I have this one, maybe I should just trace some of this until I can get used to the shape. Thanks anon
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>>3906149
come on, bash kicks the shit out of powershell even without the zsh extensions
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>>3906142
Are zonkeys sterile? Might explain why he's firing blanks.
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>>3906197
oh god, here comes another stallman drone
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Panka time?
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>>3906220
Better than being some sort of corporate drone.
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[spoiiler]TWERPS
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>>3906183

>Like a robot

Gray menace detected
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>>3906215
>Zecora hates half-breeds.
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>>3906183
YES
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>>3906206
Maybe on *nix. But if I'm on a Windows box I'll take PowerShell anyday. gwmi and a browser open to MSDN give you the keys to script the fuck out of anything you could ever want.
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>>3906215

>Ice Pack
>Fire blanks

haha no
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>>3906220
>>3906226
>not wanting to be a drone

do you even the queen?
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>>3906240
Yeah, he's sterile.
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>>3906183
WE BACK
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>>3906189
Sure, if I could chain her to something sturdy first.
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>>3906228
Oh try to tell me you haven't had one of those mornings.
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>>3906220
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>>3906189
No.

I wouldn't.
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>>3906240
>Ice Pack
>NOT firing blanks
Do you even watch the show???
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>>3906240
but he is
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>>3906133
Zentaurs
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>>3906236
>>3906248
IDEA THIGIES!
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>>3906247

Doesn't mean he doesn't cum. Means there's nothing in it.

Hence the speech on extra sauce
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>>3906166
One of the newer additions to the system was actually a DC system. The DM can assign any particular score to a roll that he sees fit.
>>3906169
MLP Fantasy Multiplayer Text Only Roleplaying Game
The dude came up with the name because, as proven by the threads in the piss and people trying to add DnD skills or mechanics to the game, the name MLPDND apparently makes people think it's a reskinning of DND.
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>>3906187
Can you link me to it? Because there are about 10 RPG's and add-ons for FiM.

I shall stat Wind Whistler.
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>>3906268
which is exactly what "firing blanks" means
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>>3906242
I wouldn't dare.
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>>3906278

I'd disagree, seeing as how a blank would mean nothing comes out.
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>>3906268
>Doesn't mean he doesn't cum.
Right. But "firing blanks" means "sterile," and that's what we were talking about, anonymous.
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>>3906226
After using linux for a long time, I can say that it just isn't all there.
Look, free software is great and definitely has it's place in the market. I find myself using GIMP, vim and other FOSS software all the time, but lets face it-
for proper development to occur in certain fields of software (such as DAWs), corporate competition does a great deal for software advancement. While FOSS software is great, and certainly has it's place, not everything needs to be FOSS.
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>>3906242
I purge the queen

not much else though

emprah and all that
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>>3906268
>He fires gallons and gallons of warm salted water.
>His clients can't get enough of it.
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>>3906288
MOTHER
FUCKING
THIS

CHRISSAKE
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>>3906286
Well, regardless of whether or not you disagree, that's what the term means in common speech.
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>>3906142
I'm toying with the idea
I feel it would explain his odd appearance, his long ears, his sterility
But I also worry making him a crossbreed (even a real one) would just push him further down the line towards special snowflake donut steel

so I dunno
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>>3906286
it's already an established expression Anon, you are too late
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>>3906275
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PPyX9Bie69_NtO4qrLd3Ak3K02wflxIe5Lc9sgJIA64
It's a simplified system. No stats, just classes and skills.
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>>3906267
Why the fuck don't you use a trip when you are doing something that warrants it?
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>>3906312
why not embrace it

make him glow in the dark or something
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>>3906312
Maybe he's just got long ears, GG.
>>
>tfw you start drawing
>tfw people tell you youre progressing amazingly
>tfw you realize you are
>tfw you realize talent exists
>tfw you've been telling others its just hard work
>tfw its all a lie and most of you will never get to where I am now
IM SO SORRY.
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>>3906297
There's a lot more in semen than sperm. To the point that there's no evidence to suggest a total lack of sperm in semen actually changes it in any noticeable way - texture, viscosity, flavor.
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>>3906275
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PPyX9Bie69_NtO4qrLd3Ak3K02wflxIe5Lc9sgJIA64
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>>3906275
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/22475244/mlpfmtorpg-1.1_core.jpg

Full version URL in image
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>>3906322
>his black stripes function like blacklights

why did I think this
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>>3906331
nobody tells me I've been improving
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>>3906331
god dammit anon I trusted you
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>>3906274
>One of the newer additions to the system was actually a DC system. The DM can assign any particular score to a roll that he sees fit.
Oh, cool, DM actually took my suggestion to heart :3c
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>>3906337
>live in the forest
>red cloth
But why?
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>come home from shit day at work
>headache
>chubby pone
>tabasco/swiffer >feels
Oh gosh
Today doesn't suck so hard after all
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>>3906320
Because I am a gentleman and a fiend!
>>
ZEBRA
CUM
ICE CREAM
FLOAT
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>>3906334
fasinigt
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>>3906312
Make it the same punchline as the rest of your sex jokes: ambiguous
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>>3906297
>gallons and gallons
Go on...
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>>3906354
he wants to be seen I guess
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>>3906356
brohoof
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>>3906312
I wouldn't worry about it GG. It's not like IP is MT.
If you are so worried about special snowflake syndrome.
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>>3906354
Shes the red shirt.
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>>3906326
>Maybe he's just got long ears, GG.
yeah

like I said
just toying with the idea
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>>3906359
faget
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>>3905442
Is fluttershy getting a wingboner from that?
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>>3906354
HONOR
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>>3906331
post some of your drawings if you're so great
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>>3906356
>Marker Pony in her diaper
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>>3906377

no u
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>>3906382
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>>3906346
>:3c
Really Zulu, really?
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>>3906133
>Zumens
Would you have stripy babies with Zecora?
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>>3906390
>Her whole back is one big asshole.
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>>3906370
She became one with the shirt?
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>>3906373

>No bulge
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>>3906383
nah cause you'll start to think im a dick. its better if you don't know who i am.
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>LK will never post the bellybutton fucking pic
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>>3906390
wat
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>>3906344
Show us your work.
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>>3906406
I implore you to reconsider
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>>3906407
Hold your horses. I just got home. If I draw a good one now, I might.
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>>3906403
Her back is Ross?
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>>3906406
Ross pls
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>>3906406
>people I don't know on the internet will think badly of me, OH NO!
no anon, you already are the autism
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>>3906337
>>3906315
Thanks.

Just made me realize though, was Mi Amore Cadenza raised in Canterlot, or did she just visit from the Crystal Kingdom? Is Celestia taking a part in raising other alicorns not to go nuts like Luna?
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>>3906407
Wait, that exists?
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>>3906421
oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
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>>3906416
kraut is best drawfag
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>>3906432
its really a principality
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>>3906331
>Draw consistently for entire life.
>Have not noticeably improved ever.
>Have very slowly and gradually and imperceptibly improved from scribbles as a toddler to mediocrity as an adult.
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>>3906398
Absolutely
:V
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>>3906418
I don't want someone to recognize me
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>>3906416
Why are people without artistic talent fags?
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>>3906366
I don't think you can handle this shit.
Its got a wicked spike on it.
Shits sharp like my soul.
/}
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>>3906421
>You will never hold your small, colorful horses
>>
Can....can I maybe have some happy pink pony?

She's my favorite.
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>MLPDND

Is this the one with no post numbers as rolls, no skills/attributes and all the classes everyone can be anything with no penalties? Because that one is just silly, it makes the fatguy in me rage.
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>>3906407
What's bellybutton fucking?
I'm curious and want to try drawing it now...if you can explain
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>>3906405
he doesn't have tits but if you insist on a bulge then fine
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>>3906435
he said he drew some but wasn't happy with it so he hasn't shown anyone
also i think he's embarrassed
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>>3906462

Here ya go
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>>3906462
Sure
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>>3906422
>>3906424
Whoa.
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>>3906462
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>>3906468
No >>3906337
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>>3906476
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>>3906480
Shes more purple-pink
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>>3906475

YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THEIR BELLYBUTTON
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>>3906468
It's... the exact opposite of what you described.
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>>3906331
Stop trying to demotivate people.
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>>3906502
But Anon...
Ponies don't have bellybuttons!
>>
Stop talking about art. It makes me feel like shit every single time.
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TEGAKI IS A BOTNET
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>>3906502
jokes on you. I have no dick. and They have no belly buttons.
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>>3906514
please help motivate me
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>>3906516
>>3906521


Make one
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>>3906475
Pretty much >>3906502
Chubby pone + innie = funtimes for anon

>duplicate file entry
Fuck. >>3867655
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>>3906520
>not being part of the GG botnet
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>>3906452
Its an extreme of both side of the artists that post in these thread. There are those that encourage and are happy about it and those (usually one or 2 faggots) that just tell them they suck and get the fuck off or the artist themselves hit the depression mode.
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>>3906488
Yes, this is the pony. I like this pony. She makes my heart happy.
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>>3906483
>We will never know what happened to the clones that stole the bike.
>They are probably still peddling.
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>>3906531

>It got colored

This is cuter than magnet week
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>>3906538
Haha you are a loser ponk horse.
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>>3906445
Here is something that really blew my mind while practicing to get better. Draw from nature, copy her. She has some pretty decent designs.

Now, after copying her a bit and getting better perception and pencil skills, draw the same things from memory. It really does help.

>>3906468
Makes me wonder if /mlp/ runs DND quests. I know we had some run by people here, but I might give it a shot on a day off.
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>>3906497
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>>3906546
what's the story behind that one?

>>3906531
>you will never been spooned fullhomo
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>>3906546
I respectfully disagree.
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>>3906538
RIP motivation

2012-2012
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>>3906542
I just figured they'd rode it into a lake or river or something. That way there's no evidence leading to Dipper having stolen the bike.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZm1kVnZ7hk

>"You've come to spoil it, haven't you?"
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>>3906542
>Oregon.
It probably rained on them.
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>>3906562
Rose posted young journals. was exited about magnet week in school.
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>>3906549
They're apparently going to start trying to run they're own MLPDND quests soon. They were talking about it yesterday.
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>>3906574
I loved that movie.
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>>3906559
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>>3906574
She is so pretty.
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>>3906590
>>3906549

We DID make the system. Someone better be using it.
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>>3906574
is there some sort of story behind this?
what's with this deer obsession?
>>
Which pony most enjoys an ice cold glass of refreshing water?
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>>3906590

>they're
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>>3906520
Downloaded it.
Hated the way everything I made looked.
>>
I don't care what anyone says. I love all the little ponies and theres nothing you can say or do to change that
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>>3906618

Probably AJ or Big Mac, considering their daily lives.
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>>3906546
It's a different kind of cute.
Magnet week was like "Aw, little kids are so silly" cute
This is relationshippy/semi-erotic cute. "I wish I had a pony to spoon with" or "I wish I could plant my face right into that fat stallion taint" cute
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>>3906615
>Night threads.
>Full of Americans that track down and fuck deer for sport.
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>>3906609
Best part is? The system we made was better than the one they already had in the works. We hastened the process of them getting into games because our fa/tg/uys were better than their fa/tg/uys.
Which is why we love them.
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>>3906439
Kraut is just like the rest of them...
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>>3906609
I hope they are aware it came from here. Wasn't the author of that system the same one that made that Cheeseleg model?
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>>3906618
Probably Applejack after a lot of working, thought I picture her more of a southern style sweet iced tea
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>>3906638
Wait, does that mean we can blame day threads on yurop?
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>>3906566
>You will never make a death pact with your fellow clone as you cycle towards the great lake of death ahead of you.
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>>3906615

I remember someone asking me to draw Secret of Kells-type deer-pony stuff.

Also I've found that drawing deer is pretty fun, but I try not to do it TOO often, because it runs the risk of being a little self-indulgent.
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>>3906628
Do you love this ponies?
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>>3906539
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>>3906637

>This is relationshippy/semi-erotic cute. "I wish I had a pony to spoon with" or "I wish I could plant my face right into that fat stallion taint" cute

I think it's more like "Aww, look at how happy they are with eachother" cute, though.
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>>3906623
That's right, isn't it? Short for "They are".
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>>3906653
Of course fellow deer fucker!
>>
somebody stream something
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>>3906640

I wanna see what their looked like now.
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>>3906660
That pony is good but she looks weird
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>>3906668

I meant the second they're.
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>>3906574
Any progress with flowerlestia
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>>3906574
That deer better have a pet monkey or a cat.
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>>3906658
>but I try not to do it TOO often
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>>3906668
>They're apparently going to start trying to run they're own MLPDND quests soon.
>going to start trying to run they are own MLPDND
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>>3906665
oh
I didn't think like that. I guess I'm selfish?
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>>3906651
They don't.
We removed any association with MLPG from the system/system documents to avoid dragging the piss here or the submarine.
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>>3906596
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>>3906661
Good night pink pony

I hope I see you in my dreams tonight
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>>3906651

Of course not. They're bronies - they think they came up with everything good.

We are the silent, observing crafters of our universe.
>>
Hey, um... MLPG?

Thanks. Really. From the bottom of my black little heart, thank you. You've no idea what you've done for me.
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>>3906685
>>3906697
Oh, whoops. Yeah, that's not right.
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>>3906680
You know, I never asked. They might have been using that really old one that was made way back when.
I probably should have when I wheeled out ours to show off...
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>>3906694

Monkey? What?
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>>3906640
Neat.

Main thing I worry about is how to offer good choices and possibilities.

Just how much railroad is too much railroad? How much of the MC's personality should be defined? Who do I use to be a helper character, and how much participation should the have? DMPC or another controllable character?
>>
Man, this is a fast night thread. It's unusual.
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>>3906713
>friends

fuck
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>>3906702
I've heard of talking out your ass, but this is a new one to me!
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>>3906704
>Bronies came up with Pony Kart and Fighting is Magic.
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>>3906702
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>>3906729
it is because dayfags are here too
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>>3906706
Glad we could give you a bunch of fetishes you didn't have before
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>>3906706
>You've no idea what you've done for me.
>Now Im sexually atracted to horses
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>You will never have a moist nugget shooting diamond dog nun waifu
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>>3906743
Well then these dayfags aren't like the others.
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>>3906737
>pony kart
>hopopo
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>>3906745
>>3906744
Pfffhehehe... Ok, yeah but really, I mean it.
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>>3906746
>There will never be a Diamond Dogified version of the Hitman Absolution trailer
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>>3906746
diamond dog nun
Whaaat?
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>>3906658
Like you have to worry about being self indulgent when everyone else.
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>>3906704
>make up the word brony
>come to hate it
>make up fluffy ponies
>come to hate it more than anything in the world
So is this what God feels like?
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>>3906746
>moist nugget

Ok I know what a nugget is, but what's the moist bit for?
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>>3906713

Oh I remember this, man those stats are queer as FUCK.
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>>3906746

But that's a Kar98k

That's a Nazi nun.
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>>3906746
Thats a Mauser you uncultured swine. Check the barrel bands.
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>>3906763
That guy was right about the fetishes
>lactation
>marecunts
>farts
>facesitting
>mindbreak
>food scat
>watersports
>preggo pony
>impregnation
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>>3906784

Mosin Nagant
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>>3906763
Thanks for what?
I usually wouldn't care, but I'm kind of curious.
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>>3906791
You're missing cum inflation and ass worship there, son.
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>>3906783
huh, I guess that explains everything. God's a hipster.
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>>3906781
neat.png
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>>3906788
I knew that.


I was just testin you. You passed
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>>3906791

I had all of those besides for foodscat and farts before MLPG.

I still don't have mindbreak. And you're missing a few.
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>>3906784

Mosin Nagant.
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>>3906791
>impregnation
oh... oh yes.

But I already knew about that before coming here.
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>>3906818
are you me?
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Can someone please give some drawing motivation?
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LK pls stram.
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>>3906802
Just... Someone.
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>>3906815
>>3906788

It's actually a K98
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>>3906805
My bad.
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>>3906850

Yes.
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>>3906855
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>>3906851
You want to make cool pictures right?

Draw.

No, fuck you. Draw. Do it. What the fuck else are you doing? Browsing this cesspool?

Exactly.

Draw.
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>>3906851
DRAW RUMBLESCOOT
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>>3906856
You should post it on /k/ and see what they think.
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>>3906746
>you will never be a complete ripoff of Bullet Lesbian and have a drug dealing, slut waifu
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>>3906863
I'd love to see Pinkie making that face
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>>3906695

I'll do it when asked, or when it's relevant, but I just don't wanna force it on everyone. There's no better way to kill something nice than by shoving it in where it isn't needed or wanted.

Although I've been considering doing more hoofed-animal cultures.

>Inca Llamas
>Aztec Jaguars (I know that doesn't count, but someone asked me ages ago, and I still remember it.)
>Arab/Mongolian Nomad Camels
>Maori/Kiwi Sheep


>>3906774

>when everyone else.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
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>>3906851
if you need to get motivation from us you will never be any good anyway, you might as well give up now and stop wasting your own time as well as ours
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>>3906872
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>>3906851
What do you have in mind? Just draw, it should be fun. Otherwise, I swear to god I'll fnd you, burn your village, rape your women and, well,you know, the whole Viking scenario...
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>>3906851
"Motivation" stuff always makes me feel like shit for some reason.
It's always easier for me to just go ahead and draw. Whenever someone starts with "you can do it!" or "you've got so much potential!" it fucks me up and makes me feel bad for some reason.
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>>3906889
>I know that doesn't count, but someone asked me ages ago, and I still remember it.
That was me and thank you.
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>>3906783
>Helped with the Fluffy pony bullshit.
I need to wash my hands in fire again...
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>>3906868
SECOND
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>>3906889
Oh oh

How about alligators

And they're all moonshine swilling oakies
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>>3906891
Its not like they'll know its from MLP, they're just think its another Anime fanart that tries to into guns.
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>run mlpg archive parser
>We get 6031 threads.
This is unreal. The ride never ends.
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>>3906889
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH IT COUNTS
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Hey, Anonymous. Did you borrow your mom's car and go get that some of that drunk guy's dick the other night?
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>>3906868
>>3906913
THIRD AND HUMANIZED
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>>3906911
Unless you did abuse shit, you have nothing to be sorry for.

But thats in the past. Lets not dwell on mistakes, but look to future endeavors. Why not take what you did then and make something new? Writing, drawing, whatever. Just keep it pony
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>>3906921
>One of them does.
>Starts to loose his shit while blowing his cover at the same time.
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>>3906918
Isn't an okie someone from Oklahoma?
Where there are no alligators?
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>>3906940
Stop being a hick, Rarity, this is not how it goes
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>>3906926
I wonder how many it'll be up to before it's over...

Certainly 10,000, but i get the feeling we'll never break 100,000.

I'm thinking probably around 11,000, more depending on how long the series runs.
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Don't you love it when you... you masturbate?

And your hands uh, they smell like roses?

'cause I do that like all the time
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>>3906949
No, its slang for redneck.
You know, white trash squared.
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>>3906949
I always thought okie was just another term for hillbilly, hick, redneck, etc

They love swamps, just like gators

I should know
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>>3906974
Flitter pls tell us more
And if you're not Flitter please pretend to be
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ooh m-my:
http://askponytiki.tumblr.com/post/29463363635
>>
MLPG

I'm having trouble sleeping. Can I please have a pony to help me sleep?
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>>3906161
well then draw that chubby pony transforming her into a buttplug and inserting her into her butt
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>>3906911

I actually got them to take all of THOSE pictures down from Derpibooru. All the ones I drew, anyway. I'm trying with the edits I've found, but I'm not sure how much luck I'll have.

I'm tempted to see if there's a way I can get in contact with the admins at Fluffybooru and see if I can do the same there. Although I doubt they'll be as hospitable.
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>>3906993
Have this one. Isn't she a peach?
http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Peaches%27n%27Cream
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>>3906989

>shitty ocs
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>>3907000
wat
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>>3907000
Second.
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>>3907016
I know nothing of this OC and refuse to look up anything. It looks cute and I'm going to leave it at that
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>>3906989

This would be a lot more arousing if it didn't exist
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>>3906989
>this face
>404 shit not found
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>>3906889
>Arab/Mongolian Nomad Camels

Why did I instantly think of this guy?
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>>3907006
>Going to attempt the same at Fluffybooru.
Oh shit.
You may kill them when they choke on their laughter.
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>>3906921
>implying Nasse wasn't caught drawing tanks in WoTG
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GUYS GIVE ME SOME FUCKING ADORABLE PONE

I NEED IT

DEER AND GOATS ARE ALSO ACCEPTABLE
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>>3907033
>Klondike became her boyfriend quite naturally and they have been together ever since.

KLONDORK
>>
I really want to draw some blackface minstrel ponies.
But I'm worried about being associated with them as a namefag.
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>>3907006
See? I told you it would work.
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>>3906889
>Mann co. Kangaroos
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>>3907045
He had a camel

Remember when middle eastern characters were colorful and enjoyable, not scary?
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>>3906930

I meant as a hoofed animal. The pattern seems to be in Ponyverse that only the hoofed animals are intelligent.

>>3906918
>Okies
>not Cajuns
Y'all even play da Zydeco, cher?

>>3907045

Because it's a good part of a great movie?
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>>3907053
Which kind of cute?
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YOU GONNA GET FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNYgHiNg7g
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>>3907081
ANY KIND.

EXCEPT FAT PONES, THOSE THINGS ARE HORRIBLE
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>>3906854
But if I do then it will all be inflation stuff, and not all of it would be pony related.
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>>3907041
>filename
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>>3907076
>I meant as a hoofed animal. The pattern seems to be in Ponyverse that only the hoofed animals are intelligent.
I see your point but I think it´s appropiate.
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>>3907053

What about old school ponies?
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>>3907080
I would live in Fluttershy.
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>>3907105
As long as it's cum inflation, it's all good
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>>3907076
Man fuck yo Canjuns, thinking you so great with your Arcadia and crawdads and fancy words for stuff

>Cajun alligators seem to be hooligans and crude, but can be very eloquent with their words
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>>3907105
>all inflation stuff
I'm not seeing the downside here man
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>>3907076
>Cajuns
I'll allow it.
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>>3907120
It's all gonna be commissions, and I don't think any of them are cum inflation.
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>>3907102
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>>3907116
She'd be comfortable and welcoming, making little noises during storms
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>>3907045
I guess imagined a market huslter FiM style camel trying to sell useless shit to people.

I can imagine Camels being Persian and not LOL A-RABZ. Bactrians two-humps being Mongolian and so on.
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MY BEST CENSORSHIP YET
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>>3907153
>"AAAAAH"
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>>3907048
I'm juggling a bunch of different thoughts about this.

>Don't want to associate with them in any way
>pretty sure they don't know who I am anymore
>no guarantee the admin will be civil to anyone outside their community
>no guarantee they won't twist my request to remove as little as possible.
>they might very well take it as a mark of pride that I asked them to remove "their" pictures because butthurt.

I keep thinking of them removing my name from the tags of images so they don't have to delete "Everything tagged with my name."

On the other hand - removing myself from their attention entirely and taking a good chunk of their "original" work with it if I can, is still a pretty appealing idea. I just need a way to contact them, because Fluffibooru has nothing by way of contact info.


>>3907071
You were right. Thank you. Knowing I've taken at least a portion of that filth out of even one corner of the internet is surprisingly cathartic.
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>>3907139
>
>>3907018
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>>3907162
Pretty sweet job there, MT. Obviously the cream of the crop.
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>>3907177
>implying Red Ribbon is shitty
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>>3907169

just fucking do it.
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>>3907196
What's the story behind Red Ribbon.
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>>3907202
Oh man.
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>>3907162

/r/ing some femanon and mr. cake, MT.
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Humans have conquered Equestria

Which Pony would you want for your slave and what would you make them do?

Note - All Ponies are forced to wear a bomb collar that will blow off their heads if removed, even by their owner.
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Oh uh... h-hello there
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>>3907169
If it means anything Artanon, it was fun while it was out thing and I'm sad that things turned out like it did.

But this is MLPG. We dont take things with a grain of salt. Its all salt, all the time. Best not to dwell on it. Upwards and onwards to something new and a new season to come
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>>3907196
> implying these OCs were shitty too
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>>3907202
>The doll is actually alive
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>>3907196
>Liking any OC's.
>In MLPG.
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>>3907211
She used to be our Slutty Mare stand-in.

When LK noticed our affection for her, he mentioned it to the original artist, and, well... here we are.
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>>3907202
Godamn do I love these

Why did you leave us Bill Waterson ;_;
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>>3907224
I dont want to play this game.....
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>>3907223
Already dun did that.
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>>3907202
34 please
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>>3907202
Calvin was a fucking psychopath
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>>3907228
Hi!
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>>3907241
What about Sleepy and ice pack and whatever MT's zebra is?
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>>3907224
>Implying Im not a explosive master
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>>3907251

You should draw femanon giving a footjob to a pony
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>>3907251
>femanonxrapey pones
yes, I like this.
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>>3907247
>Bill Waterson will never doodle for us again
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>>3907254
Well no shit.
You remember what he did with those fucking Snowmen?
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>>3907241
>trying too hard
>in MLPG
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>>3907244
Indeed.
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>>3907251
Prince Blueblood breeding femanon
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3907169
I know the fellow who's taken over archiving LK's boatquest is affilliated with one of the Fluffy archives, he might be able to help you get in touch. Sent or LK'll probably have his contact details, if not you just ask him when he pops up at the end of Thursday's session to say "Anything beyond this point won't be archived".
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>>3907251
r63 Rarity singing "Nothing Suits Me Like Suit" then if you please.

This will be even funnier if you don't know the song.
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>>3907261
All shit.
Go back to the /b/read with them.
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>>3907269
I would let a rapey pone rape me
But I wouldn't let him know i was into it
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>>3907278
SMALLER
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>>3907258
>I'm easily frightened
>If I'm doing something and someone says "Hi." behind me, I'll jump out of my skin and have a heart attack
>Really like Pinkie, but know she would kill me
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>>3907281
>Prince Blueblood breeding femanon
Unf
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>>3907278
She's still shit, though.
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>>3907224
I would take Rarity.
I'd probably end up lobotomizing her and just keeping her as a cute pet.
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>>3907251

MT pls draw

filly Applejack trying to pull her big bros plow
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>>3907251

Oh oh, how about some hoity? Or fancy pants? Or soarin? I'm diggin these femanon x male pones.
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>>3907281
Isn't Prince Bloooblud a jerk?
>>3907308
This I like.
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>episode about how Panka can't grow things
>she tries over and over and even Applejack can't seem to help her
>"Ya know Pinkie, y'all might not be good at growin' plants. But you're sure good at growin' smiles on the faces a' all the ponies in Ponyville!"
>Pinkie looks up at Applejack
>"...hey Applejack?"
>"Yeah Pinkie?"
>"THAT'S THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! Now hand me that bag of seeds, I'm not giving up until something green pops out of this dirt!"
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>>3907302
Please refrain from calling my waifu names
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>>3907297
I have the reverse problem. I'm kinda quiet, and I'm forever accidentally scaring people by trying to talk to them when they haven't realised I've arrived.
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>>3907281
But femanon is just a lowly common animal.
Why would he even get near such a thing?
I-it's probably not even clean...
And besides, something like that is far too taboo...
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>>3907289
Anon

If you say one more thing about Sleepy I will find you and you will wish I didnt
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>>3907323
>straight-hair Pinkie all throughout the episode
>because she's farming again
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>>3907328

>That feel when you blend in with the furniture and the background all the time
>Nobody ever knows you're there unless you scare them

;-;f
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>>3907329
So Blueblood stalking/watching Femanon and another pony like a creeper.
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>>3907161

>Dromedaries are Persian/Arabic
>Bactrians are Mongolian

You got exactly what I was going for with that.

>>3907124
Iz ON up in hirm, couillon! Allons-y!

>>3907230
I just have to try, just this once - just so I know I did all I could.

>>3907285
Thank you.
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>>3907344
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>MT will never post her uncensored porn anywhere

Fuck.
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>>3907331
>lol its tired
its an oc, eat a dick.
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>>3907342
>Eventually Applejack sneaks in a fake plant.
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>>3907223
I liked those 2 femanon x Soarin' fics
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>>3907153
She'd be very accommodating to pets too. Every single door has a lockable flap for dogs and cats, the kitchen is fitted with water and food dispensers, and there's a massive garden out back, perfect for animals and kids to play in.
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>>3907359
...
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>>3907360
I'LL EAT YOUR DICK
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>>3907360
Thats it

Your fucking dead kid
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>>3907380
I would hang out with MT and casually masturbate with her will talking about pone. She'd draw something, I'd airquote greentext something, it'd be fun.
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>>3907344
Ted stop posting on 4chan and go get me a latte.
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>>3907396
Genitalia eating parasite please...
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YOU GET SENT TO EQUESTRIA
YOU'RE A FLYING SHARK THAT CAN BREATHE AIR THOUGH

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>3907415
Fuck up canterlot.
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>>3907415
>rape
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>>3907377
Whenever you go on the balcony a few little birds always seem to be around
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>>3907415
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jesus
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>>3907359
'bout the only thing I've got. There's probably more floating around but I'm not privy to Super Secret Pony Art Club.
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>>3907415
Rape Rainbow Dash.
Then Rape Fluttershy
Then rape Gilda
Then rape Fluttershy again
Then have consensual sex with Rainbow Dash above Scootloo
Then rape Fluttershy for the third time
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>>3907396
I'll twist your balls so hard, Anon.
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>>3907432

Now I've got three

They're like trading cards
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>>3907432
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>>3907415
Do I need to keep flying to breath?
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>>3907438
unf
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Which pony has the stretchiest urethra?
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>>3907000
i'm in that weird part of youtube again LOLOLOLOL
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>>3907444
Us constantly reposting them is probably why she doesn't like posting them.
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>>3907437
>Rainbow Dash can tear apart a barn
>Implying you could rape her
You should aim for something more gentle.
Like a bucket.
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>>3907447
No shit, you are a shark.
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>>3907430
>NASA

My god.......the lab

THE BRONIES HAVE TAKEN MARS
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>>3907447
No.
Though you do have to keep moving to breathe while underwater
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>>3907450

This is quickly becoming one of my favorites, anon.

Probably Braeburn.
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>>3907457
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>>3907302
hate anon pls go
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>>3907461
Buckets arent gentle, you stupid horse
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>>3907457
Nah, She could careless about that.It's mostly out of harmless teasing.
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>>3907461
>implying Sharks can't easily overpower Ponies
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>>3907211
do you mean the character's story or how she came to MLPG?
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>>3907466
>the Curiosity landing is forever remembered in history as "the first interplanetary brohoof"
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>>3907409
>That feel when you'll never be MT's mysterious one eyed stranger on a bus she spaghettis out to from the one thing you remember her posting that one time.
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>>3907461
Dash is such a slut so she'd probably lie back and take it.
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>One day your beardy human looks out the window.
>A massive flying shark that can breath air is terrorizing the town.
>He puts his tankard down and grabs an axe.
>And he picks his tankard back up and goes outside.
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>>3907377

Kids are animals.
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>>3907437
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and that's all I've got.
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>>3907503
>you will never be able to craft metal helmets and stone mugs together in dorf fortress
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>>3907500

Like this?
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>>3907493
i put down my name as twilight sparkle for the curiosity launch. so that name is right now on a chip on mars.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECifCK4AYBU
>Scootaloos theme
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>>3907524
Exactly like that
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>>3907511
Yeah. Goats.

Duh
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>>3907473
Is it naturally that way? Or is it a result of regular exercises?
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>>3907528
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ckDg2hZPq4
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>you will never live in an r63 alterverse and hire 2 commoners to defile you mercilessly
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>>3907437
>>3907437
>>3907437
>Then rape Fluttershy for the third time
Someone please draw this^
Fluttershy being over-raped.
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>>3907503
>Twilight tries to cast a spell to make the shark lose it's teeth
>She fucks up and now it can shoot out it's teeth like bullets and grow them back instantly
>It can also adjust the strength and rate at which it fires teeth out
>Your bearded human laughs
>>
>You are a shark
>not just any shark, but a flying, air-breathing badass of a shark
>That blue pony over there just caught your fancy
>you make you way over there while singing the song of your people
>Dun dun
>dun dun
>dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundun
>I'M A SHARK
>I'M A SHARK
>SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
>I'M A SHARK
>she is unimpressed
>taking control of the situation once more, you open you gigantic maw and eat her
>chicks love being eaten right?
>...or was that eaten out? You can never remember.
>But hey, look over there. It's that hot little purple number with the horn.
>time to work your magic.
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>>3907499
>tfw I try hard to stay off buses because of creepy old guys. I should really learn how to drive one day.
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>>3907523
Stone mugs are easy. You just need stone and a craftdwarfs workshop

Great for selling, cause you get a bunch form one rock. Perfect vendor trash
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>>3907545
>bring an icepack
is this even intentional?
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>>3907523
>dorf beer helmets.
>The ultimate dorf invention.
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>>3907545
Why would I have to hire them?
Couldn't I just walk into town and put my ass on display in the middle of town?
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>>3907547
What, like she's just crying softly and accepting it?
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>>3907457
First time seeing some of these and MT is my damn waifu. I had a full fledged melt down when GG said there would never be IP/MT goodness.
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>>3907560
you are aware that Ice Pack was named after ice packs, right?
not the other way around?
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>you will never be Dash's pet

you people have no idea how hard this spoilertext hits me.
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>>3907545

>you will never be a mare and get DPd by two huge stallions

life is cruel
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>>3907577
Yes, but I'm wondering if this dude knew about icepack when he drew this set
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>>3907486
Sharks don't even have rib cages.
Rainbow Dash could crush one to death with just one hoof.
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>>3907549
>Twilight tries to fix her fuck up again
>Instead she fucks up even worse
>Now it can shoot it's two dicks out as projectiles and grow them back instantly
>Bearded Human asks Twilight to please stop using magic
>Fluttershy goes around collecting all the dicks that have been shot out
>She doesn't want any animal choking on them
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>>3907568
Hmm, may be? Or may b acceptance could be subtle, more like she gave up resisting.
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MLPG, why do I do laundry so late at night?

>>3907579
original writefag here. uh. sorry?
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>>3907586

Probably. He posted on GG's thread on fimchan a couple times, and GG made fanart of his OCs.
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>>3907592
Stop it! Sharks are sweet babies who only smile all the time...and eat things. Leave them alone you Dashfag!
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>>3907604
Don't be.

was there more?
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>>3907610
MT, pls draw rapeshark
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>>3907602
She'd give up pretty fast, It's Fluttershy, she's pretty much already broken.
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>>3907565
>>3907549
>>3907523
>>3907503

I miss those days.
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>>3907593
I cant wait for more magic to come up in dwarf fortress

Necromancy and stuff is great, but I want more
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>>3907592
A shark could easily eat a Pony
You are now visualizing Rainbow Dash being snuck up on and having half her body torn off
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>>3907616
nope, sorry. it was a one-off. I'm still kind of embarrassed I wrote it, to be honest.
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I love you MLPG.
Please never leave me.
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>>3907637
It's tuesday though
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>>3907629
A sharks weak point is its nose.
Even Marker Pone could beat up a shark.
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>>3907623

She'd faint really often.

You'd be raping an unconscious pony most of the time.
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>>3907637
Its Wendsday you dumb horse
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>midnight

happy birthday to me
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>>3907641
You know we never could.
We mate for life, after all.
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>>3907644
I would leave a few bits in the puddle of fluids when I was done, demeaning and cheapening her even further.
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>>3907643
>Marker Pony booping a shark on the nose

DRAWFAGS WHERE
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>>3907648
happy birthday whoever you are
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>>3907641
Someday, in the not so distant future, there will be no more new horses.
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>>3907648

Happy Birthday !
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>>3907641
MLPG won't be gone for a long time.
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>>3907648
Happy birthday, westcoast anon
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>>3907653

I was disappointed when I learned this wasn't a gay comic
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>>3907662
dammit megasweet
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>>3907648
You know what that means

PARTY TIME
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>>3907648
Hapvw Mnulh anon, I hope it's lovely
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>>3907644
>When her form goes limp you place the smelling salts under her nose.
>The pain causes her to jolt awake, back to her cruel reality, the clench she makes around you causes you to grunt and thrust into her harder, making her scream.
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>>3907663
What would we even do? Would we decide to spin off and start a My Little Fetish and Drawing and sometimes other stuff too General?
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>>3907643
A Ponies weak point is it's weak marshmallow body

Ponies do not have enough strength to hurt and Earth Shark.

An Earth Shark would be a juggernaut to them
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>>3907648
Happy birthday anonymous!
Please take care of yourself on this special day.
You are important to me, and everyone else around you~
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>>3907643
I'm gonna find you and beat you with my 32" shark anon...If you don't stop~
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>>3907662
Shit nigga, dats Kawaii
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>>3907663
THAT'S A LIE!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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>>3907678
I don't know. I don't want to think about it.
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>>3907637
I think a very beta Snips as her best friend she bitches to about her boy problems would mildly amusing?
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>>3907679
>Earth shark.
>Not STREET SHARK
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>>3907663
>The last horse needs to go
>Anon doesnt want it too. He wasnt to keep having fun and be friends, like the old times
>Last horse just smiles and rests their hoof on his chest.
>"I'll be right here."
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>>3907696
Street Sharks are too Jawsome for Equestrians to even comprehend.
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>>3907663
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Pony threads on fire off the shoulder of /co/. I watched drawfags glitter in the dark near the Marker. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.
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Art-anon, you still here?
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>>3907671
that almost certainly wasn't drawn by megasweet
looks like rose to me
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>>3907679
Even fucking Fluttershy can crack open a bear.
Sharks never stood a chance.
>>3907681
Sharks are inferior to pony in a fight.
Deal with it.
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>>3907701
>and here
>lowers hoof to anon's crotch
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>>3907696
This thread is now


JAWSOME
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>>3907708
i love you
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>>3907701
no pls im cry
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>>3907631
I'm not even that guy and that is, by far, one of my favorite screencaps
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>>3907701
Bang
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>>3907701
>Anon smiles and closes his eyes as he wraps his hands around the air where the hoof was resting.
>He doesn't open his eyes, he knows.
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Which pony is the sluttiest?
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>>3907725
...you're welcome?
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>>3907715
yeah but megasweet draws all the pony/gravity rush crossover porn
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Guys
He never said what kind of flying shark it was

What if it was a giant flying megalodon?
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>>3907717
As if. Fluttershy couldn't take a shark. in a Gajillon Bamillion trillion years.
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>>3907719
Did you really have to sexualize the end to ET, anon

Really
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>>3907734
All of them. But especially Twilight.
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>>3907677
>And then she has a heart attack and dies.
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>>3907734

me.
i wish
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>>3907734
Ponies is innocent and pure
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>>3907741
What if it's a giant flying whale shark...oh gosh...I'd want to be a pony and hug a whale shark...
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>>3907751
>MLPG will never hold a contest to find out which anon is truly the sluttiest mare
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>>3907741
It's a Megashark.
On some forgotten corner of Equestria lurks our greatest foe.
Crocasaurus.
In another, Sharktopus.
The fourth corner is taken by a foe unknown to us, for it is shrouded in secrecy, but is diametrically opposed to the Sharktopus.
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>>3907744
>Fluttershy just stares at the shark
>It feels bad about itself and returns to the ocean.
Face it.
Pone is the ultimate anti-shark weapon.
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>Your master will never snap his fingers, signalling that it's time to begin worshipping his cock
>He will never pull on your choke chain when he thinks you're going too slow, laughing as your sputter and gasp for air
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>>3907734
Why do you call Rarity is a slut, it is redundant.
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>>3907762
Easily AB
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>>3907749
Hey, anon. You know what the best part of being a necrophiliac is?

If you have a problem with a clingy ex, they wash right off in a hot shower.
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>>3907744
If she can take on a grizzly bear she could probably take on a lot, provided it's a wild animal and not a monster or a fellow pony.
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>>3907768
Celestia please stop, this is not proper for a princess
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>>3907773
>We will never gangrape AB
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what happened to AB anyways, the pedo
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Which pony would you lobotomize?
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>>3907767
>Bear owns a version of the stare.
I never connected that.
Now I feel dumb.
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>>3907788
>bob cuts
How many times do I have to say, this will end like Fedoras and you'll all hat one more thing.
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>>3907791
I would lobotomize you, so that you never ask that question again[/spoiler
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>>3907791
Derpy
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>>3907791

Pinkie, no question.
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>implying octopi aren't cooler than sharks
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>>3907767
Sharks don't exactly have the mental capacity for that.
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>>3907788
He magnetted his hard drive and left 4chan
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>>3907805
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>>3907791
Why would I ever do such a terrible thing?
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>>3907763
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>>3907806
Neither doe real life horses.
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>>3907788
He went anon
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>>3907788
he ded
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>>3907815
AB pls
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>>3907809
Because if you don't all the Ponies die
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>>3907814
Wow she's a pretty horse.
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>>3907721
And people say 4chan is an internet hate machine. C'mere, you.
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>>3907808
You ever pet these things in a touch tank? They warp right up on you, its so cute, but gooey
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>>3907536
>you will never help Braeburn train his urethra
>you will never do sets of increasingly larger sounds, slowly pushing his limits each time
>you will never fondle his balls and jerk his erection afterwards, noting that each time his wider urethra lets him gush thicker blasts of his candy-apple semen
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we need more vomit porn
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>>3907838
incorrect.
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>>3907827
The prettiest
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This comic, it speaks to me.
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>>3907833
>Flutterpus will never cuddle your hand
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>>3907842

Also the sluttiest
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>>3907768
>Implying I wasn't metaphorically chomping at the bit to start worshiping his cock up close
>Implying I would ever slow down enough to disappoint him
Why would you saw such awful things? I love my master and would never do anything to upset him.
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>>3907808
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>>3907846
i would not fuck me

i like to think my standards are a bit higher than me
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>>3907838
fuck it, good night mlpg
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>>3907836
Damnit, stop tempting me with old husbandos. I've got someone better now.
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>>3907841
agreement
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How much D/s/mind control porn did "A man chooses, a slave obeys" spawn?
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>>3907856
>she sleeps in the sink that night
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>>3907850
If by Sluttiest you mean prettiest.
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>>3907861
>you will never be the first to bring Braeburn to orgasm by fingering his urethra
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>>3907838
Only if it's from too much cum being pumped into their ass
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>>3907867
>sink
>not bathtub
>or swimming pool if you have one

you're a monster, anon
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>>3907859
Would you at least cuddle your ponyself?
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>>3907847
I'd sleep in a shallow, tempered water tank, just shallow enough for me to lay down and sleep without drowning, just so we could cuddle together
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>>3907873
Yeah I know. But I'm ok with that.
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>>3907874
that would probably require an absurdly large amount of cum, anon

i'm not even sure that it can even work like that
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>>3907874
>you will never fill a slutty mares ass up with so much cum that it comes out of the mouth
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>>3907842
yes
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>>3907873

What, no tonguing?
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>>3907879
it's supposed to be punishment, stupid
she needs to learn to stop dropping from the ceiling
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>>3907788

Hopefully he found help
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>>3907879
>Put too much chlorine in one day
>Her hair is bleach blond
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>>3907898
It can work
we can make it work
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>>3907905
>Implying you can fix that.
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LK pls
pls
pls bellybutton pics
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>>3907898
Well, if the whole MLPG will cum into Rarity's ass twice or thrice... UNF

Someone draw that or write a fic.
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>>3907901
Fingers aren't thicker than tongues, anon. That can come later.

After that? Docking.
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>>3907906
>And she is dead.
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>>3907907
What if she had a tight belly and wasn't susceptible to cum inflation?
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why isn't nobody streaming nothing
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>>3907916

I want to go last!
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>>3907884
well my ponyself would be a different story

ponyselves don't have horrible skin conditions; mis-shapen, overweight stomachs and facial scarring
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>>3907928
>This kills the pony.
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>>3907928
she could be a chubby pony, all you need to do is give her a little squeeze
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>>3907919

Can we just keep edging him for the entire amount of time it takes to stretch to docking levels?
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>>3907919
>you will never use Braeburn's well-stretched urethra like a fleshlight
>>
toot
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>>3907930
Eww, I'd rather go first. Don't really want to stick my penis into a hole full of someone's else semen.
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>>3907928
i'm mainly worried about the cum getting past the pyloric sphincter

i mean, it's kinda designed specifially to stop stuff like this
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>>3907847
The idea is cute but octupi are boneless and move like sentient rags so the creepiness kind of ruins the cute for me.
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>>3907944
I don't see why not!
>>
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
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>>3907946
is it gay to find this hot, I'm a little confused here
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>>3907964
I love you anon~
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>>3907964
So does everyone else.
Love others
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>>3907952

Yeah, I do.

And nobody's gonna be on my back about finishing quickly either. Rarity would be all tired out at that point, too. Would just let me do whatever while she struggled to stay awake.
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>>3907964
Getting strong today, a giant step each day
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>>3907936
>At the crime scene.
>"So, what do you think?"
>The detective pony levitates a pair of sunglasses.
>"It would appear that our victim..."
>The sunglasses lower onto his snout.
>"Never saw it cumming."
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>>3907964
The pain will never go away. You're stuck with it forever. Even if you could find love - and you will not - if wouldn't fix you.
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>>3907953
step 1: lots and lots and lots of antacids, followed by muscle relaxants.
step 2: ...
step 3: SPUNK FOUNTAIN CUTIE MARK
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CUM INFLATION?
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>>3907861
Who is your new husbando?
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>>3907905
>>3907913
>implying there was something wrong with him
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>>3907953
Of course it's medically impossible.

But then again these are cartoon talking ponies.
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>>3907976
I don't need no love.
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>>3907997
Don't you have some children to fuck?
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>>3907999
>3D poni that isn't shit

wow
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>>3907931
If I'm missing my ring and little finger, how would that transfer to my ponyself? What would my fucked up hoof look like?
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>>3907993
It ain't no pony, anon.
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>>3908011
Ponies still exist on Second Life.
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>>3908016
how did you lose your fingers?
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>>3908016
Probably just cracked or missing a chuck
It certainly wouldn't be great to walk on, but nothing that awful
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>>3907964

Find out what chemicals love is composed of and inject them into your body.
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>>3907977
But where is the pleasure in that, anon? Her asshole will be all worked out and not so tight anymore, besides, it will be way too slick because of excessive semen cover. Vag is no-no, because of rules (otherwise I'd take the last place too - fuck in vag, cum in ass -- perfect)
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>>3908028
I am guessing ants.
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>>3908018
I still care.
Tell me
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>>3907985
This is my biggest fear. Finally finding someone, but the pain doesn't leave.
if that doesn't end it, what will?
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>>3908032
Not him, but I'm already feeling love and longing for something that isn't real. I just want it reciprocated...
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>>3908039

It'd be a lot of mental stimulation at that point.

I mean, fucking a warm, loose, slimy hole that belongs to a constantly dozing off pony? I'll get there, it'll just take a while. I'm last, so I can take all the time I need.
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>>3908028
Blown up by sand people doing route clearance in Baghdad.

inb4 uh uh liar!
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>>3908011
Guess who made it?
http://egophiliac.tumblr.com/post/29469009137
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>>3908044
Reu ants can't break fingers
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>>3907913

Maybe there are ways to control and/or dull those urges.
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>>3908074
uh uh liar!
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>>3908074
liar.
Sand people don't live in Baghdad.
They live on Tatooine.
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>>3908075
I dont know who that is
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Fucking archive is down.
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>>3908073
well if you say so
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>>3908079
Or you can just fap to CP and not give a fuck about what other people's opinions on your private life are.
>>
Hey guys, someone draw Rarity blowing raspberries on fluttershy's chubby belly
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>>3908056
He's real.
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>>3908115
>It's just some CP, kids aren't getting hurt you guys!
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>>3908127
Does she have to be chubby?
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>>3908106
Hey, hey!
hey
why there is no archive pony yet?
I want to ship it with Marker pony
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>>3908140
Pretty much. You're not hurting any kids, why does it matter?
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>>3908115

That's an option if you feel you have enough control over yourself and are not bothered by the fact that children are being harmed.
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>>3908146
Jesus, just bring everybody down, asshole.

Seriously, what's wrong with you?
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>>3908146
no but it would be a nice bonus
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>>3908147
>Archive pony.
>She is massive.
>A literal titan, something that can only be seen fully in the background.
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>>3908140
> implying anyone was hit by the fact he watched that porn

Nigga, CP were and will be made despite the fact ABwatches/downloads it or not. Give me a proof that someone was hurt when AB jerked off to CP and we will talk.
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>>3908153
Except kids are getting hurt to make the CP...
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>>3908100
That explains the two moons then. Fucking Emperor Bush....

>>3908097
Its better than the fat assholes who stutter out "THANKS FER UR SERVICE" when I'm forced to walk around in my monkey suit. Eat a dick, but you'd probably get fatter you lazy American cunt.
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>>3908153
Go to bed, Nachos.
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>>3908168
I was thinking more along the lines of the Archive from Dresden Files, myself. A single entity capable of recalling, with perfect clarity, everything ever written down.
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>>3908146
I was about to ask the same thing.
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>>3908182

How were just your fingers lost?
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>>3908100

You must look for ponies in the dagobah system.
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surely watching CP is good for pedophiles? like, it gets it out of their system so they don't actually go out and actually rape a child?
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>>3908206
Yeah, I saw something like that when I hit the active mlpg link.

Just used the catalog to get here.
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>>3908206
>>3908106
Man, again?
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>>3908182
You are a true patriot.
>Wear your monkey suit.
>Some random fucktard tries to compliment you.
>You could flip him off but use the wrong hand.
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>>3908197
>>3908168
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>>3908197
And, to translate this into something for MLPG, this would be akin to having Sweetie Belle know every single post ever made in any MLPG thread ever.

Yes, even that one.
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>>3908218
Guys I have a great idea how about we make a lot of videos of people raping children, and then use that to stop pedophiles from raping children!
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>>3908230
jesus christ that's sad
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>>3907648

Happy Birthday, Anonymous!

Sorry I can't give you a real present.
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>>3908242
>"You aint got no fingers Lieutenant Dan..."
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>>3907713

Hello.
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Would sex happen at an MLPG meet up?
Be honest.
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>>3908218

Potentially, though they would have to stick to non-real life porn.
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>>3908269
and now it's funny, yay!
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>>3908240
i mean more stuff like LS magazine and stuff - definitely bust the bastards who are actually doing children.

but isn't it, like, i guess, okay to have solo stuff?

i mean like, i know i don't particularly feel like looking for a warm vagina after i've fucked my hand, the same principle could apply to pedos?
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>>3908277
We would all take turns fucking the rental horse.
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>>3908277
only if someone managed to pull off an appropriate slutty mare cosplay.
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>>3908277

Probably none.

Though if there was someone attractive, I'd make a pass at them.
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>>3908176
It already happened, whether you watch the video or not. Can't change it.
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>>3908286
But seriously soldieranon, thanks for dealing with our bullshit.
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>>3908268
hnnnnng
thanks AA
>Sorry I can't give you a real present.
you did all those teen human requests I kept making
you've given me more than enough
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>>3908277
I would try to get a spitroast going with me being spitroasted

im a guy
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>>3908182
remember, bro:

romney went to france as a missionary to avoid the vietnam war.

dammit /pol/ get out of here!
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>>3908182
Secondary explosive hit my truck. As far as we could tell it was a goddamn EFP. I was knocked out and woke up outside. I don't remember the actual attack, just stopped and then out side the max pro feeling like someone had just beat the utter shit out of me. The air lift out was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. I actually cried, more so that I couldn't hear anything than my injuries. The rehab hurts way worse than the actual attack. I'm just thankful I didn't get any TBI.

this isn't poni
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Did I miss anything in the last 24 hours?
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>>3908240
>>3908176
But how is watching it hurts the children? You do realize that most ofthe videos are private shit that leaked, right? I mean, don't pull me here the bullshit "demand-offer", there ALWAYS will be private videos made for themselves so, basically, the situation won't change much even if you kill/ban all these faggots who actually rape kids for money.

So please, nigga, stop being autistic as fuck.
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>>3908315

nu uh i wanna be spitroasted first
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>>3908275
How is flowerlestia going?
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>>3908308
Well guys let's pack up and go. It's already been made. Can't do anything to stop more from being made because there is a market for it. Nope.
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>>3908326
More celebrity waifuing attacking and defending
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>>3908315
>>3908332
now now, you two. there's plenty of dicks for everyone.
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>>3908292
see
>>3907916
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>>3908335

Haven't started on it yet, I'm afraid. Still a few other projects to finish, and I'm also going to be pretty busy IRL this week.

Not to worry - it'll come in time.
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>>3908332
fuck you faggot I'm going first
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>>3908310
Fuck you fat americunt
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>>3908345

>you will never be spitroasted at an mlpg meetup
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>>3908342
Celebrities?
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>>3908342
we /cel/? alison brie is my waifu.
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>>3908342
Elaborate a bit please?
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>>3908292

>call up pony rental people
>"yeah so uh, I'm havin this party, how many ponies do you have available?"
>"Mhm, great yeah, say, what color do these ponies come in?"
>"Just those? No blue? Pink? Any of that?"
>"Fuck, alright, well is there an extra fee if we paint your ponies different colors? No lead based paints of course."
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>>3908320
We could make it poni
This is MLPG after all.
We can put ponies in Baghdad.
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>>3908377
anyone have those MLP in vietnam pictures?
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it shocks me that there are people who browse MLPG who has fucked a horse

im jeallous
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>>3908339
That argument might actually have a tiny bit of validity if the original producers benefited in any way from you watching their videos.
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>>3908373
>"Fuck, it keeps licking the paint off!"
>"Shit, put something on it to make it stop."
>"PUT THAT TABASCO BACK YOU FUCKER!"
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>>3908277
I was trying to get a local hook-up here a few nights ago. I'm nothing worth looking at but I'd happily suck someone off and you don't have to return the favor.
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>>3908408

The Shetland pony spammer made me want a Shetland pony

but I probably wouldn't fuck it
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>>3908408
The fuck is wrong with you, retard? One thins it so jerk off to horse/pony porn, but totally different is to actually fuck a horse. What are you, a zoophile?
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>>3908416
You heard him. If it happens there's at least one person who'll disappear with you for a little while.
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>>3908416

Where you at?
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>>3908427
i wanna baby goat!

and i want to make him jump on other baby goats

and i want them to be adorable
>>
what's up with the italic posts i can't quick reply with 4chanx
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>>3908416
Would you suck my 13cm long dick, anon? For real?
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>>3908408
Me too
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>>3908406
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=vietnam&commit=Go
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>>3908433
>not wanting to fuck horses
They have such nice looking vaginas, though.
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>>3908414
>"Oooh, sorry, I didn't mean to repel the horse with your wiaaafffuuu-"
>Anon gets punched by the other Anon.
>The great MLPGConRiot begins.
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>>3908435
if this leads to a booty call, post pix.
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>>3908277
Probably not around me

maybe it's a good thing
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>>3908448
>tfw 4.5 inches
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>>3908377
>>3908377

I'm trying to get on a deployment to Kuwait. It would totally tag up some T Walls with poni in the dead of night. I'm surprised more pony graffiti has come out of bases.
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>>3908469
>In the middle of it all is one man standing on a table, shaking his fist at the sky, and chanting "SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT"
>He is the last to be tazed by the police.
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>>3908438
Get fainting goats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
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>>3908448
>>3908474
Well I certainly feel better about myself.
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>>3908438
They shit everywhere.
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>>3908480
last AND first.

they consistently fire at him for a full half hour before he finally goes down

so determined is he to assert his opinion on rarity's sluttiness.
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>>3908474
I can feel you anon.

At last I'm proud I shave it every moth and keep clean (in fact, I wash it after every time I pee or fap)
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>>3908416

where you at bro
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>>3908416
>>3908474

Is sucking a big dick more satisfying than an average one? Like 7"? I'm assuming +9 would fucking hurt. What Am I doing with my life
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>>3908438
I have goats to milk
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>>3908465
> hose vagina
> that dirty holes with tons of infection
> ugly as fuck
> big as fuck
> nice

wat
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>mlpg
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Oh, good, the /soc/fags are here again.
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>>3908448

of course~
>>
Does anyone have the"Brony Fashion Guide"? I need to pack for Everfree and I don't know what to bring.

Also, do you think getting Tabitha to sign my Derpy would be a good idea?
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>>3908435
>>3908511
oh gosh you guys
NE Texas


>>3908448
>>3908518
It's been a while since the last I blew someone, but size isn't important as long as it's not too big. Small is easier on the jaw.
You'd have to be into it, though. Nothing's more boring than blowing someone who just sits there silently.
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>>3908529
I really wanted that job too ;_;
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>>3908518
Honestly the idea of sucking a dick and getting your partner off gets me off

Though some length wouldn't hurt if I rode him
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>>3908529
we also talk about vaginas and crotchboobs

give us some credit anon

also feet and farting
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>>3908526
>dirty
Wash your fucking horse, anon. Use a warm washcloth, it turns them on.
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>>3908522
>>3908522
>>3908522
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>>3908518
Depends on how big your mouth is, how strong your gag reflex is, and if you like the feeling of being throat-fucked

I wonder if marshmallow horses thrust with some sense control, or just wildly like animals
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>>3908526
You can't get diseases from fucking a horse
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>>3908549
if you do not get tabitha to sign your derpy i will lose all respect for you, anon.
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we fart now?
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>>3908549
You're going to Everfree? You're a lucky cunt.
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>>3908552

>texas

fuck.
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>>3908565
I like to think that one day my knowledge of horse sexuality will come of use.
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>>3908587
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>>3908552
>Nothing's more boring than blowing someone who just sits there silently.
But this is where the whole fun is - I just want to laid back, relax and feel awesome within half-of-a-hour or whole hour.

(my secret wish is ~2hrs or purep leasure)
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>>3908587

I would RR's farts
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>>3908529
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>>3908587
We al-wait fart?

Um... I guess? I mean not everybody's really into that so...
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>>3908581
you're apparently more likely to get dick cancer if you fuck animals, but that may be a coincidence

i'm not an oncologist.
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Answer this RIDDLE very carefully MLPG
what pictures of mine do you not have?
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>>3908508
>His face is shown as they cart him away.
>His is covered in Tazer pins.
>The wires whip around behind him.
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>>3908552
>Nothing's more boring than blowing someone who just sits there silently.
Nah, someone who can't shut the fuck up is worse, especially if they have no idea what amounts to good sex talk.
Hearing "Have I cum yet? Feels so good I can't tell," destroyed my desire to hear anything besides gasps and wet smacking noises during any kind of sex.
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>>3908587
toot
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>>3908612
MT no pls attn whore somewhere else
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>>3908607
Delicious cheese
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>>3908612

I've only got the Rover one, one of Ice Pack fucking MT, one of femanon and Ice Pack, and the one with Pinkie and what looks like human Rarity.
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>>3908607

was the mlpg edit of this ever done?
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>>3908612
I have no pictures of blue blood
none
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>>3908599
>I just want to laid back, relax and feel awesome
If that's what you want, then that's fine, but don't expect the other person to be enjoying themselves unless they're just really into cock appreciation.

I could simulate that experience by sucking a warm hotdog for 10 minutes
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>>3908612
>i change my mind
>rape
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>>3908624
>Have I cum yet? Feels so good I can't tell
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>>3908640
cock appreciation

my nigga
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>>3908640

That's how my first time was, and it was great.

Guess I just really love cocks.
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>>3908624
Bad is worse than nothing but good is so, so much better
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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>>3908640
But how do you expect me to act?
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>>3908647
>Women changing their mind.
>Claiming they were raped.
>Just do it to get the man in trouble.
>They wanted it.
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>>3908016
>>3908074
>>3908182
>>3908320
>>3908377

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URBQV1O9XFI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXtSPQp4hJM

These might interest you, Fingerless Anon.
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>>3908629
Technically it's not attention whoring if I'm about to give general uncensored of EVERYTHING i've done so far.
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>>3908612
i have no pictures from you.
Nothing of value were lost.
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>>3908587
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>tfw other side of the globe
I'll never get my dick sucked by one of you faggots
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>>3908675
it is until you do it
please do it!
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>>3908552

>texas

fuck, anyone in fl?
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>>3908693
FROM THE OTHER END
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>>3908672
i wish it could somehow only be considered rape if they get pregnant or catch something

but it never will

;_;
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>>3908675
POST IT ALL
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Why are you so sexual mlpg?
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mlpg pls all this talk is making me depressed
can we do pony stuff
preferably nonsexual pony stuff
pls

>>3908701
shut up nanaki
>>
we should come up with some kind of matchmaking system to get our dicks sucked

you can apply to suck a dick or have your dick sucked

its win win
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>>3908701

I'm in FL...
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>>3908629
be quite

>>3908612
Ummmmm, wait. The sound of one handed clapping as the tree falls on the raven while he's standing on an ice block in prison writing the word "desk". Right?
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>>3908712
virgins always think about sex too much

and MLPG says everything that comes to mind

how many moons does pluto have.
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>>3908713
How about we talk about the fact that you'll never be with your waifu.
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>>3908713

wait is nanaki really in fl?

>>3908717

how many people from the general are in this fucking state
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>>3908726

>That feel when not a virgin but still think about sex all the time
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>>3908715
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match
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>>3908726
Pluto doesn't have a moon

it has a baby brother planet kind of thing
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>>3908726
2?
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>>3908715
Friendoff 3: Fucking Edition
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>>3908673
>Fingerless Anon can become augmented.
>He never asked for this.
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>>3908715
>Dick sucking credits
>To get you have to give
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>>3908696
> that feel
come here bro
where are you from?
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>>3908696
Fly out here. I'll do it. Given that you're clean.
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>that feel when on one from long island
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>>3908640
What about hands on your head?
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>>3908734
don't worry. odds are they'll either get shot for no reason or Dexter will kill them
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>>3908727
Well that's the whole point of a waifu, you'll never be with them.

Real people having real relationships though
that just makes me feel hollow
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>>3908612
>she did my blueblood request kinda
At the risk of circlejerking, do you want a request in kind? No porn, though, sorry.
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>>3908726
Pluto isn't a planet, therefore cannot have moons.
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>>3908715

That's a million-dollar idea.
>>
Americans sure are weird.
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>>3908752
yo
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>tfw you can't get off to "sexy" girls now
>tfw you have to pretend that you find a girl "hot" because your group of friends are discussing her
>tfw miserable
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>>3908764
i thought they re-instated its planet-hood?
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>>3908726
Pluto can't have a moon. Its a Plutoid now. Looks like the Galaxy Girls will never happen, sorry Lauren.
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>>3908764
well
you're mother doesn't have any moons, but she's still a planet
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>>3908776
So I'm not alone then
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>>3908774
>and anon makes a million dollars and MLPG becomes the chillest its ever been
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>>3908785
Fuck you, I want to believe.
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>>3908762
I'm a naive manchild that dreams of being in a fairytale relationship with my waifu while people my age are having babies and getting married

Life is a funny thing
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>>3908777
>personal blog

3DPD women aren't worth it anyway, anon

you know all those violent and evil thoughts you have all the time? women have almost the exact same thoughts, except psychological and they actually do it in the end
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>>3908668
>>3908668
>>3908668
>>3908668
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>tfw someone apparently lives close to me in WA.
Fuck it smells like smoke outside.
Stupid state, stop being on fire.
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>>3908715
What's the site where you can mark your location on a map and see other people?
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>>3908796
what life
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7zEmtB2giU
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>>3908794
>only night-time MLPG is in on it
>day-time MLPG becomes even more angry and hateful
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>>3908764
>Pluto isn't a planet
Okay.
>therefore cannot have moons.
...what?
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>>3908800
>>>/r9k/
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>>3908793
well at least for the next two weeks
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>>3908812
So which one of you fuckers did this?
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>>3908830
Don't leave me anon
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>>3908812
WHY
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>>3908812
I dare someone to send Tara Strong this
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>>3908806
Wait, I'm in WA and it's not on fire here
Are you in eastern Washington?
Sorry if you are, I wouldn't wish that on anyone
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>>3908812
>That video.
What a gas.
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>>3908738
>>3908726
>>3908764
>>3908785
Fellow traveller / satellite then?
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>>3908801
I don't know, man. Look, I'm not like Dr Fellatio over here with my PhD in dicksucking.
But imo, think of it like this. It's oral sex, right? sex being the keyword. If you were having sex with someone, would you just lie motionless on the bed while they did all the work? If you would, then I'm not saying you're doing it wrong because there are people out there who love to be in control of everything and would prefer you just do that, but it's not what I'm, personally, looking for.
>>
I"M HEARING NOISES ANIMAL VOICES
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>>3908842
sorry mang, gotta earn those degrees so I can earn dat dosh
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>>3908673
That's a lot better than the shitty one the VA gave me. It's just suppose to look nice. It's my left hand any way.

>>3908713
Um.....What kind of suit would Rarity make for Anon. He wears a two button sports coat right?
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In my headcanon Pluto is still a planet
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>>3908812
>I came!, good job mate, please make more sfm farting videos soon ;)

Tacko Marcano 6 hours ago
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>>3908848
Nicole. Do it.
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>>3908874
Anon is actually a Japanese post-op FtM tranny
>>
So, what's on the agenda tonight.
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>>3908864
Traditional just Charon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charon_(moon)
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>>3908881
Someone post the picture, I don't have it saved on this machine.
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>>3908812
I just don't even.
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>>3908849
Kennewick.
I like the smell kinda.
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>>3908897
I wish
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>>3908848
Sent :)
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>>3908874
But oral sex isn't really mutual in its genuine meaning, there is one giving (active) and one receiving (passive). Even more passive then during anal.
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>>3908898
Farts
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>>3908905

We bearded knight pony now?

Did anyone save this without the text?
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>>3908905
>Game of Thrones
I have never hated TV characters so much
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>>3908874
Sex sounds more complicated than I thought.
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>>3908885
>Tacko Marcano
I fucking knew it
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>>3908920
what kind of farts?
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>>3908922
you can paint over it
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>>3908908
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>>3908930
But they are so fun to hate!
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>>3908912
>facefucking?

you're a bad person if you're passive during sexual acts
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>>3908933
stinky wet ones from big fat butts
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>>3908812
>>
mlpg I need an album about being lonely
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>>3908930
>Not watching it for the horses.
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>>3908920
Anything else?
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>>3908935

But that means I have to DO stuff and shit.
>>
What fetishes have you gained during your time here in MLPG
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>>3908930
How did they fuck up the Hound Sansa scene so badly....
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>>3908964
Greentexts?
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>>3908946
I never had an actual sexual act.

But I assume I won't be passive during normal (hetero, man on woman, vaginal) sexual act. Definitely not.
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>>3908882
Pluto is a planet though, A dwarf planet, but now its classified in a group with its local friendly objects and neighbours like eris and sedna and Haumea.

Saying pluto is a regular planet is like saying scootaloo is a full grown pony.

But scootaloo is most certainly a filly and should be with other fillies.
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>>3908958
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>>3908966
I don't think I've 'gained' any
I've acted on sounding though
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>>3908966
It's not a fetish, but now I got the womb-envy
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>>3908932
>my dreams came true :,D

Fruztal Projectos 6 hours ago
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>>3908986
Gelding and dom.
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>>3908966
I've enjoyed a bunch of the ones that have come up, but nothing's really stuck with me much. In addition to some other stuff outside the general though, I have become a bit more interested in D/S stuff than I was before.
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>>3908964
ummmmm.....

Pinkie is nervous to go get her nipples pierced so she takes rarity with her. Rarity gets turned on by Pinkie's nervousness and lying on her back, the piercer constantly nudging an poking her tits. He puts the cold clamp on her nipple and she sucks in a strained short breath.

Fuck someone take this im too tired....
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>>3908981
>Pluto is a planet that hasn't gotten it's planet mark.
>It teams up with Sedena and Haumea and go on adventures and shit.
>Fuck Eris.
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>>3908980
>But I assume I won't be passive during normal (hetero, man on woman, vaginal) sexual act.
>normal

Check your priveledge, heteronormative scum.
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>>3909002
High quality MLP fan art.
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so, i probably should've asked yesterday when it was still over, but is there any MILFity art?
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>>3908983
>All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

shit, it's fucking perfect less than :30 in
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>>3909018
>fuck eris

i agree with this sentence fragment.
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>>3908912
>Implying I don't want to suck your cock so bad it hurts
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>>3908965
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>_>
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>>3909047
My life has lead me to considering letting a strange man from a cartoon horse image board suck my dick. Where did I go wrong?
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>>3909047
i want to suck a cock, but i'd worried about my beard getting in the way...

>MLPG in a nutshell
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>>3909002
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>>3909064
>read frolestia as frotlestia
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>>3909047
I imagine this anon would sit there on the bed the whole time and then after he finished, he would say "Uh, thank you", shake my hand, and walk out the door
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>>3909044

superior Eris.
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>>3909064
>Rarities literal blunder of the centuries.
>The other ponies are too intimidated by their princess and embrace the new fashion.
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>>3909082
>Implying I wouldn't rub dicks with my princess
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>>3909082
>Frotlestia
Drawfags, get on this!
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>>3909082
my dick's too small for frotting...

i have a very negative image of my body.
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>>3909094
what's that from, Mr. Bastard?
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>>3909087
Nah. More like swallow, then snuggle up close if you'd let me
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>>3909087
>not giving a firm handshake at the end of a blowjob
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>>3909101
How long is your dick?
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It just doesn't look the same without the handwritten text, but you guys have been asking for it for so long I had to give it a shot
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>>3908984
How was it?

>>3908986
You and me both, anon.
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draw
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>>3909114
>Not clapping and saluting God after a blowjob.
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>>3909082
I never got that
Wouldn't mutual masturbation be more enjoyable?
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>>3907574
>I had a full fledged melt down when GG said there would never be IP/MT goodness.
Wouldn't you rather there not be another stallion to despoil your perfect waifu, though?
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I'm leaving mlpg
it's not you, it's me
I just can't take it
I'm sorry

>implying losing anons matters
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so uh
why is actual horsefucking frowned upon
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>>3909127
>Ditzy
anon pls
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>>3909109
It looks like the animated Sinbad movie.
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>>3909145
Fuck you, her name got retconned so I can call her whatever the fuck I want to
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>>3909114
>MFW Americans give firm handshakes after blowjobs
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>>3909140
Hello grinman, how are you today?
How is you shirt?
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>>3909128
I liked it. I still do it sort of frequently
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>>3909144
because actual horses are 3D pig disgusting
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>you will never praise the sun after a blowjob
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>>3909138
>implying you can leave
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>>3909109

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

it's been so long since i watched it, i've forgotten if it was good or bad, but i do remember Eris had a hot voice.
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>>3909123
not long enough, anon

not long enough.

i think like 6.5 inches

maybe 7 if i lost some fucking weight

brb, comfort food
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>>3909157
Whatever Stalin.
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>>3909144
I don't know anon, I don't know. Must be the anti-fun police.
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>>3909047
I wish we were in the same city~~
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>>3909160
>grinman
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Hey lonely album anon, try this too
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>>3909182
>Well above average
I can understand wanting it longer, but you aren't doing too bad
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>>3909182
6.5 is good too
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>>3909134
Like who? Zebra on zebra love is a beautiful and magical thing that comes once in a thousand seasons to Red Wall abbey.

I wonder how many furries the Red Wall series made?
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>>3909182

but thats slightly above the national average.
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>>3909182
>tfw a solid 8
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>>3909144
Well, at least it's not as bad as dog fucking.
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>>3909182
>6.5
>short
holy fuck
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So, who is here actually fucked a horse? Care to share the experience?
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>>3907826

They just don't fucking get it, do they?
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>>3909216
but about 2 inches below the internet average.
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>>3909199

what city you in?
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>>3909182
>tfw only 5.5-6 on a good day
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>>3909221
You haven't fucked a horse?
You gay or something?
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>>3909217
Which hole do you want, anon? They're yours for the asking.
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>>3909228
Fluffy ponies are banned here now? thank fucking god.
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I wish my dick was thicker
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>>3909203

Holy shit, Astronautalis is the best lyricist ever.
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>>3909216
>>3909220
>>3909234
but it's not big enough!

i watch too much porn.

seriously how do guys just get dicks that big?

it's pumps, right?
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>tfw don't care about my small dick because i'm subby
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>>3909221
I have, and there's nothing to say that hasn't been elaborated and extrapolated dozens upon dozens of times in these threads alone, nevermind all the "guides".

I'm not good at articulation, but it was nice. Not worth the risk of trespassing, imo, but if I owned a horse I'd probably have sex with it as often as I could.
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Anyone here goes to Everfree to make sum photos of bronies and watch the spaghetti live? I hear Crappyunicorn will be there so it would be cool if you could get some pics of her.
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>tfw you would fuck anyone here if they asked for it
>i would practically beg for it if I was forced to
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>weaver has a 4.5 inch dick
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>>3909239
There is no fuckable horses around me ;_;
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>>3909277
my nigga

>tfw you will never be fucked because you're to much of a beta to seek out someone
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>>3909287
[citaiton needed]
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>>3909277
I have too low self esteem to feel confident about anything and I'm solidly at 17cm
can't even appreciate the stuff I have that other people would kill for
one of these day's I'm finally going to work up the courage to kill myself
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>>3909182
Well, it is 5.1 here so you are like a giant to me, man.
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i am content with the size of my penis.
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>>3909259
>Moot bans the /b/read too.
>He comes to the general, hammer in hand.
>The Anons and a few tripfags look at him as he points the massive weapon towards them.
>He smirks and flips the hammer in his hand, extending the handle towards them.
>Much merry carnage was had that day.
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>>3909300
Damn, I forgot about that part.
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>>3909313
>Even betas exaggerate their dick size over the internet
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>>3909269
monster +16" dicks aren't real most of the time, its a silicon dildo like thing they wear over their actual cock.

>>3909287
Data, can you confirm?

Fuck this isn't poni either. You guiz srsly.....
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>>3909144
Has to do with consent, otherwise it's abuse I guess.
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>>3909287
please don't kill yourself, glitter glue!

i...i love you!
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>>3909327
yeah fuck you
I;m going to bed, none of this is pony anymore
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>>3909300
>that feel when rejected by your friends
>but they still want you to suck them off

why couldn't we take it to the next level, guys ;_;
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we talking about dicks now, mlpg?

uncut master race reporting in. and yes, I wash
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>>3909242
Calm down their slugger.
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>>3909352
>not washing your dick

why the hell wouldn't you?
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>>3909323

MVM UPDATE TODAY
HOLY FUCK CANT FUCKING WAIT HOLY SHIIIIIT
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DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY
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All right, so let's get a tally going.
At MLPG Con, would you be down for sucking a dick, getting your dick sucked, or both?
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Would you comfort Twilight if she told you that she's afraid she'll never find someone because she's so awkward and ugly before weeping openly?
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>>3909375
exactly, but some idiots think foreskin-havers don't wash underneath. that'd be like not scrubbing the crack of your ass while you're in the shower.
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/909087

This is the second edit I've seen of Apple's Pinkie.

The first one was a Braeburn.
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>>3909389
Both
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>>3909346
Are you the girl who cried at weaver that femsnails reminded her of getting raped or some shit?
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>>3909392
Yes. "What if they found you first?"
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>>3909399
>girl

um
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>>3909389
both
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>>3909397

This one's even worse than the Braeburn edit
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>>3909352
Uncut? What was uncut?
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>>3909389
Whatever. I've kinda just stopped caring about adhering to any idea of sexuality.
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>>3909389
Both, but I think I'd prefer to suck
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erryones gay
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>>3909389
Totally down for both
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>>3909421
shorthand for "not circumcised", meaning "possesses an intact foreskin"
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>>3909392
I would tell her to try hang out with a more diverse crowd than the fucking clam jam she has going on right now then. Or maybe get with Rarity or Pinkie and have them hook her up on a double date. Or just fuck her after telling her I'm the only one that will ever show her kindness or something.
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>>3909399
>pic

d'aww
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>>3909389
I'm for giving only
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>>3909389

i would compete in the slut contest.
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>>3909455
Fuck you, you're getting your dick sucks and you're going to love it
if that's alright with you, anyway
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Holy shit
mlpg is so fucking gay
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Alright. All the pone pictures up until now have been wrangled and compressed. Just gotta get it on File dropper~
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>>3909405
Most of the time I'd agree but some things just fit too well. I bought it I guess.
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>>3909468
Oh no, uhm, that's okay, really. It's fine
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>>3909453
I tried to do an edit of it a little while ago.
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>>3909471
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>mlpg
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>>3909470
>You're not gay
are you a faggot or something?
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>>3909399
Would you be femsnails first time assuming she was old enough?
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>>3909471
Yay, MT!
ads ournoly
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>>3909399

>being desperate for a fuck reminds me of being raped

what the fuck even

>>3909389

both. but that's what everyone would say, even if they didn't mean it.
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>>3909471
The gods are merciful!
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>>3909499
That would be nice.
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>>3909486
Don't be a faggot, just let me suck your dick

What are you hiding down there anyway?
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>>3909389
neither
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>>3909499
God yes.
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>>3909443
But I thought only Jews being cut? He made it sound like most of the americunts being cut.
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>>3909499
Beta Snips hangs himself when he learns his precious Snails was viciously deflowered before he could tell her he loves her.
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>>3909475
...I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>3909517
Even if she cried afterwards, whimpering that she's sorry and that she loves you so much between sobs?
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What art/fic are you working on right now /co/?
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>>3909498
>>3909239
this nigga
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>>3909555
Practicing drawing, why am I still here.
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I AM THE BULLET IN THE GUN
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>>3909545
It's very common in the states, especially a few decades ago.
I had my done because of phimosis at age 8
wasn't fun
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>>3909548
Why would anyone ship Snips/Snails?

You can't even make a cutesy couple name out of it.

It doesn't matter what gender either of them is they are simply ironclad bros.
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>>3909555
A request that has been absolutely killing me
I'm this close to posting what I've got, apologizing to the guy and giving up on it
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>>3909531
I'm not hiding anything. It's just, y'know...
_small_
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>>3909555
Flutterbutt I promised to finish.. wanna see?
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>>3909555
I really, really should be writing retarded Derpy x Caramel.
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>>3909497
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>>3909555
WELL, for shark week I'm working on Shark Lass comics, writing out a story, and doodling inapropro ponies.
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>>3909554

why the fuck would she do that? she might cry, maybe, but only if she thinks you don't love her and were just using her.
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>>3909567
I AM THE TRUTH FROM WHICH YOU RUN
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>>3909554

That would mean I'd have to slip my arms around her and hold her for a while, gently rocking as I tell her I love her too, until we fall asleep in each other's arms.
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don't do it twilight
she's your friend
don't cross that line
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>>3909583

He wont mind anon. It's just a request after all.

It's not like he put money in your pocket or anything.
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>>3909578
don't you just need to snip the phrenulum for phimosis?

circumcision seems a bit overkill
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>>3909587
haha, what the fuck are you talking about
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>>3909578

Had mine done at 4 because of phimosis, luckily I don't remember shit before bawling my eyes out while I was inhaling the anesthesia and waking up to a grape popsicle.

Wish I had it still.
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>tfw you draw a bad thing
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>>3909605
How else is Pinkie's butt gonna get cleaned?
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>>3909554
Well wouldn't that just show how much she cares about you to let you be her first?
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>>3909554
>cried afterwards, whimpering that she's sorry
bad memories no no no no no
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>>3909287
Does he really? Where did he say this?
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>>3909596

i forgot it's shark week.

so, in honor, Shark Boy. and maybe later, shark tits.
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>>3909587
Based off that old greentext?
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>>3909617
Dude, you can get grape popsicles at the store
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>>3909605
Twinkie is the best
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>>3909618
how bad?
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>>3909596

Weren't you gonna post a bunch of uncensored pics?
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This thread is gay
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>>3909605
aaannddd too late
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>>3909629

>Shark tits

Oh boy
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>>3909554
not
>Snails looks up from your chest and acts as if she's going to say something but stops.

>She frowns, then blushes and stutters out something incomprehensible. She takes a deep breath an sheepishly meets your gaze, her eyes darting all around, taking in your face.

>She says "Are you my boyfriend now?"
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>>3909616
The request was "Caramel x retarded Derpy where he has sex with her then regrets it. Was originally a little image cap or something...."
It's been sitting 1/3 finished for weeks.
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>>3909612
Dunno
They recommended it. It's not like I miss it.
Just the anesthetic wore off before I woke up so they could give me analgesics
And then after that I had a reaction to the anesthetics that made me puke for a day
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>>3909643
that's a good thing though, right?
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>>3909633

It's not the same
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>>3909652
"Only if you want me to be."
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>>3909597
Because she's spent years building herself up and making sex out to be this monumental thing. Then it happens and she realizes that nothing has changed. She's still the same awkward pony as always. But it's over. She's not a virgin anymore.

And all that emotional stress just rushes out of her in a flurry of tears.
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>>3909642
I still am. It's on it's way. Did you think I was just gonna steal images and posts with my stuff?
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>>3909643

Then draw heterosexual cuddling to combat it.

The Sparkle parents.
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>>3909585
I'd still suck you off anon
And I'd enjoy it just as much
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>>3909643

You know what would fix it?

Ice Pack's bulging bikini bottom.
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>>3909661
It's a very good thing
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>>3909643
and then gg tears my heart out of my chest and slam dunks it in front of me
;_;
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>>3909652

>"I'd like that, if you want me to be."
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>>3909643
Are you man enough to turn it lesbian?
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>>3909667
Sounds cute.
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>>3909659
That cap is like literally a year old, if not more. And it's been played out in at least a dozen greentexts since

Why the fuck are you working on something like that.
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>>3909668
Just post it already woman~

Stop teasing the poor anons
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>>3909637
Hickory smoked horse buttholes.
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>>3909691
Take it to skype, please.
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>>3909667
That's just the cap burning off
the flame's going to spread underground in the next few months and ignite the entire field
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>>3909700
>>3909691
Both of you shut up.
http://www.filedropper.com/picturesformlpg
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>>3909681

but lesbians are gay already.
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>>3909694
Post a WIP, this thread's kinda gay anyway...
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>>3909687
I don't even know anymore. Attention probably.
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>>3909673
Well, then I guess that would be fine, I mean, if you really want to, that is.
I still wanna go first
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>>3909717
Oh, so the same reason I write then. Gotcha. And you seem to have the same work ethic as I do.

We're two pathetic peas in a pod.
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mlpg stop being gay. It's weird.
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Shit, which pegasus twin has the bow again?
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>>3909667

So what if she's still the same awkward girl she's always been?

I like that awkward girl. I wouldn't take back what we did together for anything.

I just hope she can finally rest easy, now that all of that shit is over with. No more worries about whether she's attractive enough or if she can find someone who loves her, because she is, and she has.

And I'm making her breakfast tomorrow morning.
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>Sniper, Spy, and Pyro weren't in the MvM video
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>>3909733
so funny keep up the QUALITY HUMOR
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>>3909644
I thought I was the only one who liked Twinkie
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>>3909737
it means they're useless
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>>3909709
Don't complicate this shit.
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>>3909706
Holy shit it's not even 40mb of costanza.jpg

Thanks!
mfw my OC is in the OC folder
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>>3909737
Only 6 players anon
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>>3909736
> No more worries about whether she's attractive enough or if she can find someone who loves her

then she starts to worry that she could have done better, that her first time could have been more special...
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>>3909750
You really don't have any faith in me?
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>>3909746
It's, for some reason, the hottest ship for me.
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>>3909721
I won't stop you
You better be up for cuddling after
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>>3909757

Her first time WAS special, though.

I made sure of it.
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>>3909737
it's 6 player only, that's why

pyro was also not in the meet the spy video

WHY ARE WE /v/ AGAIN?!
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>>3909682
Bullshit, that sounds sad. She should know that taking what you want from life should make you feel empowered, not used or broken.
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>>3909758
You don't have a tripcode, literally anyone could have just thrown up a rar of anything and I'd be digging through it right now like a chump.
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>>3909757
they have pills for that, I think
I want some ;_;
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>>3909735

Flitter.
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>>3909736
She's probably going to be pretty weepy for the next few day at least.

Will you hold her close when she needs you? Will you be her shoulder to cry on? She'll try to bribe you for it - she's still got lingering doubts that she has to.
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>>3909769
It doesn't stop her from worrying. That's just the kind of person she is.

And it's not like she'll suss out the issue with you. She'll keep it bottled up inside for years and years until it consumes her.
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>>3909735
Cloudchaser
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>>3909706
it begins...... I knew there was a reason I didn't sleep tonight. Fuck first formation.
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>>3909769

but it could've been MORE special. so what if she found you, she might've found HIM.

and even if you're him, she doesn't know that yet, and won't for some time.
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>>3909788

Hey, asshole - stop trying to kill the moment and let the girl be HAPPY for once in her life?
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>>3909768
Of course I would.
No cuddling would make me feel like a cheap slut
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>>3909643
GG how big is your dick?
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>>3909774
pfffffft I don't have that much credit to my name.
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>>3909389
Assume you're all shaved down there, sure.

I'm not gonna be picking greasy pubs out of my teeth for the next week.
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Why does everyone care about GGs dick?

I'd rather know how big MT's is
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>>3909811
>shaving pubes

shit nigga, what are you doing?
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>>3909691
knock that off
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>MT owns Billie

Nice.
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>>3909800
There's nothing I can do to LET the girl be happy. She's one of those people who always finds something wrong, no matter how minuscule, then obsesses over it until it feels like the biggest problem in her life.

I can give and give to a girl like that, but she'll always been unhappy. Usually at herself because she thinks she did something wrong, the poor lass.
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>>3909800

we'd love to, but she won't let herself be happy. we're just saying what everyone knows already.
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>>3909799

>>3909800

And this goes for you too, Snarky.
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>>3909820
I'm having a bit of respect for my oral partners, thank you.
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>>3909819
>MT measures her clit for MLPG
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>>3909804
True.
Also, I totally colored this. I assume you did all your own coloring for the collection, but I figure you'd want to see it, at least.
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>>3909846
yeah but you wax pubes, bro

shaving will
fuck up your skin
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>>3909846
Trimming is fine for me.
I don't like putting razers down there
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>>3909819
>>3909854
NOPE
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>>3909854
>mfw i first read that as 'pleasures'
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>>3909863
Woah, could you be any more pedantic?
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>>3909857
>My icecream is melt
>is melt
MT pls
read a book
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>>3909706
huh, missing the first request I ever saw you take. It was mine when I thought you were a goober ponychan person. I still stand by it.
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>>3909881
Which one did I miss?
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>>3909873
i just don't want incorrect information to be disseminated

especially when it might effect dicks that might one day find their way to my mouth
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So, who wants to be depressed?
>>>/co/39809079
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>>3909837
>There's nothing I can do to LET the girl be happy. She's one of those people who always finds something wrong, no matter how minuscule, then obsesses over it until it feels like the biggest problem in her life.
Nope.
She's just awkward and romantic
and a little perverted
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>>3909869

>this is not what i meant

horses confirmed for wanting to fuck everything they see
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>>3909907

Am I supposed to be hearing Butthead whenever she laughs like that?
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>>3909891
NM I found it. MT was filed under OCs. I was wondering what the hell was going on.
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>>3909907
Who asked you?
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>>3909706
It's official
MT Loves:
OC ponies
Weird Requests
Porn

MT Hates:
Rarity
Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
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>>3909837
>>3909839

Fine then.

>The next morning, during breakfast, she reaches across the table to put her handhoof on yours.
>"S-so... did you mean it when you said you wanted to be... m-my boyfriend?"
>you tell her yes - yes you did.
>She laughs that unusual laugh of hers as her face breaks into a wide smile - for the first time in a long time.
>and she looks all the more beautiful for it.
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>>3909880
>mfw i can't help it
You should see my bookshelves. They are Kawai
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Where is this MLPG meat-up going to be?
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>>3909941
my meats alrdy up bby
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>>3909907

well that's no fucking fun. killjoy.
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>>3909929

>MT hats rarity, AJ and twilight
>rarity
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>>3909907
It's just like my life...

In a way.

In all seriousness that description fits me perfectly.
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>>3909941
And when?
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>>3909941
>meat-up
oh ho ho I see what you did there
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>>3909907
Thank you.
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>>3909919
She just going "uh huh" not really listening not laughing. Weaberkins cant dialogue.
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>>3909953

Is that a male applejack?

it's cute whoever it is
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>>3909950
Actually Rarity and Applejack are two of my favorites. I just don't draw them often you goobers.
Pinkie pie is my favorite.
And I down right dislike fluttershy and Dash, but they are good for situation art.
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>>3909941
>meat up
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>>3909978
That's an OC of Hootaloo's that runs her art collection blog.

She has a cute style for male pones.
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>>3909983
>And I down right dislike fluttershy
You and I are enemies now you illiterate wench
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>>3909990
sweetie belle

i just want to tell you

you always manage to get my meat up

thank you for being so sexy
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>>3909997
I never wanted a friend who couldn't respect different opinions anyway!
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>>3909983

>Downright dislike Fluttershy

And I just started to like you again ;-;
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>>3909983
>MT has exact same pony tastes as I do

Um, so do you like stuff and, um, dates?
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>>3909999

you two-timing motherfucker.
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Somebody stram a movie or something

I want to put off studying a bit longer
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>>3910044
how do you even fuck up anatomy on glasses
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>>3910036
Hello, dispatch?
I would like to report a hit and run from a nostalgia truck...
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So I'm drawing Flutterbutt now, as requested yesterday. Any last thoughts before I shart cell-shading it?
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>>3910044
DT is hotter
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>>3910025
I like sharks and being fat. Oh and drawing. And being a HUGE faggot.
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>>3909976
>She just going "uh huh" not really listening not laughing
wrong

>>3909949
go back to your skubhammer
I'm just trying to prevent her from becoming some super dramatic emo tragic shit
like it's some foregone conclusion
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>>3909975

>biogentically [sic] engineered toys made by hasbro

>this is their origin story, going all the way back to their creation on /co/.

Can someone PLEASE help me report this thread?
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>>3910036
I remember that pic.
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>>3909999
You're creepy 15x satan
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>>3910079
but we do it all the time!
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>>3910067

Bigger butt
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>limage imit
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>>3910083
Why do you care?
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0: Luna
1: Celestia
2: Caramel
3: Rarity
4: Junebug
5: Cheerilee
6: Flitter
7: Bonbon
8: young Granny Smith
9: Braeburn
Dubs: Lord Donut Steel
Trips: Tara
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>>3910068
But SS is nicer to be around.
Not that I don't mind being around DT, mind you.
I share all my >feels equally.
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>>3910113
Who is lord Donut Steel?
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>>3910113
only 2 away from best pony
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>>3910122
>>3910122
>>3910122
>>3910122
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>>3910072
HAHA jokes on you I'm actual the creepy army guy that was posting earlier! Pysch! HA! Whoa! You Thought I was fucking serious! What a fucking FREAK! HA!

ha ha.........
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>>3910105
No, I like skinny butts. Next request can be a bigger but though
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>>3910112

Because it's gone on too far and it doesn't belong on this board and if the Janitors are going to be lazy fucks, I'm going to have to report the thread and hope others do too until it gets enough to autodelete.
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>>3910128
I hope you mean Cheerilee.
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>>3910113
Rolling for this too.
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>>3910160
i do not.
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>>3910119

and i'd rather date a chef than a thespian.
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>>3910191
Yeah, but DT's dad was funner to be around...
Kinda.
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>>3910187
Fuck
Reroll

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