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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>3858122
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>>3862727
too much plot
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god damn
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>rape
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What if the most famous pony wizard of all time
wasn't a pony at all?
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Lets get to bashing butts!
as well as DEEZ NUTZ
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>>3862744
>filename
but that pone's not butthurt
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Here's a pic without the pretentious wall of text.
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Would you? Would you continuously? Would you impregnate?
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>Starswirl the Bearded was the Merlin of the pony world.
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Pony butts are neat
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>>3862767
Yes
Several times, maybe not continuously
No
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A little early for a new thread, don't you think?
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>>3862749
HERESY
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>>3862775

That sounds about right. Also incredibly obvious.
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>>3862767
yes
yes
not so much
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SOMEONE POST DAILY DOSE
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>>3841565
I know that we don't like the creepy fetish bullshit lel but this shit is seriously confusing me
This picture brings up so many questions that I can't even begin to try to decipher it.

Can someone please help me?
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>>3862767
too fat
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Gosh I just really like pony butts
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>>3862782
>Past image limit for 10 minutes
>Too early
What?
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>>3862767

Definitely not.
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>>3862799

It was at 247 images
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>>3862767
lose 50 pounds then we'll talk
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>>3862767
Yes, yes, and dear god yes, dose fucking hips.
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>>3862792
>>3862792

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/
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>>3862789
Depending on who you are looking at he would also be just kooky enough to work.
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awww yeah gimmie dat skin
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>>3862767
>Impregnate
>Watch her get even rounder and plumper as our offspring grows inside her
U
N
F
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>>3862766
heres the original.
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So what do you guys talk about nowadays, it's been like months since I've been here.
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>>3862821
NOOOOOO, I MEANT PONE DAILY DOSE. Someone's here gotta have that giant list of youtube shit
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>>3862838
>>3862829
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Is the archive down for anyone else?
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>>3862838
butts

the fandom

not the show
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>>3862811
I tried posting an image and it said it was passed the image limit. Refreshed, got the same result so I just went ahead and made a new thread. Sorry..
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>>3862838

Everything.

Really, everything.
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>>3862838
Fetish bullshit, S3 whining and tripfag drama
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>>3862838

uuuh

the same exact shit
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>>3862838
farts, chubby ponys, how much we hate drawfags...
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>>3862813

Ha! No, not that one, but it's funny how the scar's in the same place.

>>3862830

I was referring to this one.
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Hey, can someone lead me to the .rar with all of the DJ Acid pics?

My boner needs to question my brain's benevolence.
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>>3862792
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
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>>3862847
Haha you never talked about the show don't even
>>3862853
Is Ross still around?
>>3862856
Damn, and I was gonna draw something too
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>>3862838
Anytime we get show related new we talk about that.
We'll revisit old episodes even more occasionally.
Other than that we have a bit of new content everyday.
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The only humanized pony I'd want to impregnate would be Fluttershy.

It wouldn't even be fetishy, just a very loving and tender 9 months.
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>>3862838
Well it's summer, so there's always fetish discussion. Art, feels, and fics too.
We discuss the show occasionally. Otherwise all off topic bullshit.
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>>3862846
Exactly what you'd think it'd be,
http://nasseseta.deviantart.com
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>>3862874
Ross got kicked out of his house. Now he's in the chair force.
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>>3862874
Ross goes to Gravity falls general now
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>>3862874
Been a long time since I've seen him

I guess he'll come back when S3 rolls around
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>>3862874

Y'know, I haven't seen him around here in a while.

I don't wanna jinx it, but... d'you think he's... moved on?
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>>3862874
DRAW YOU MOFO, I FORGOT WHAT YOUR SHIT LOOKED LIKE.
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>>3862874
draw flutterbutt
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>>3862775
>Was.
>Implying he didn't fin a way to cheat death.
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>>3862838
This.
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>>3862890
>>3862891
Those poor bastards
>>3862894
It looks like this now
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>>3862890

Not yet, that's later in the year, maybe not until next year.

And he'll be coming back after basic, he's >reserves
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>>3862838
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>>3862874

>Is Ross still around?

Ross went to the gravity falls threads in /co/. And he's probably gonna go to the chair force soon, so we'll probably never see him again.
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>>3862874
Ross got desperate for money, he's busy with discount furry commissions
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>>3862912

He's going into reserves, he'll be back after basic.
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HEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY
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>>3862857
I think that's actually one of the MLPGDND guys' characters. Named Radiant, iirc.
Who is also a mare.
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>>3862905

were you the guy making the wierd comic where rainbow dash had a leather jacket or some shit
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>>3862909
>Cum inflation
Not sure about that
>>3862912
>>3862923
What a shame, I've never seen you guys more unified then the times you were shitting on Ross.
>>3862931
Yeah, still making that. Except It's being edited right now. Cravat is pretty good at that, and this comic is gonna be like 10x better now.
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>>3862930

I've thought about drawing my Donkey Paladin whom I only played for one game, but I thought it'd be too self-indulgent.
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>>3862912
You know I've really enjoyed his absence.

I wish him well as long he stays far away.
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>>3862857
yeah its actually supposed to be a bretonnian questing knight from warhammer fantasy back when he was doing a series of fantasy ponies.
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>>3862945
I don't know about that, there are a lot of people here hell bent on suggesting S3 will be shit.
I believe.
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>not getting a twitter account so you can follow glorious leader faust

i bet you faggots dont even know her cat eats pancakes.
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>>3862969
>caring about faust
>2012
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>>3862877
I know man, I know. She'd be a lovely wife too.
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>>3862967
I literally know nothing about S3 other than apparently it's fan pandering bullshit. I'll just wait until I see an episode.
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>>3862952
I wish that little girl becomes like her mother.
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>>3862967

it's either

1. People trying to start shit
2. New people who are trying hard to fit in

and maybe a fourth of them are people who actually believe it.
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>>3862983
Nope.
She'd be a 2.3 pathetic wife.
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>>3862926
What is this from, anyways?
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>>3863003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
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>>3862798
poot
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>>3862983
>>3862877

>rubbing her feet when they get swollen
>running out at whatever odd hour of the night when she gets an odd craving
>having her put your hand on her belly and feeling the baby kick
>discussing names
>easing her mind when she worries about the baby or what kind of a parent she'll be
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>>3862999
>new people
No
>people trying to incite shit
Yes
>some people believe it
Possibly on their behalf what we have seen and heard isn't promising.
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>>3863006
Thanks.
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>>3863017
hey Twilight, I'd hit that
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>>3863019

I always enjoy Flutterwife feels

But they hurt inside, more than anything.
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>>3863017

Garwsh.
I need to go masturbate in the fields now.
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>>3863035
It doesn't matter how many fire rubies you give her, Spike.
She'll never love you.
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>wanting kids
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>>3863062
I read that as fire rubbies
I want a fire rubby from Spike
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>>3863019

>The first time she guides your hand to her stomach
>She's smiling so wide, it's infectious
>"Do you feel that, anon? That's our baby~!"
>The tear rolling down your cheek catches you by surprise
>You pick her up in the tightest hug
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>>3863019
>you will never gently rub her swollen stomach
>you will never see how she glows with beauty
>you will never be there by her side as she finally pushes it out
>you will never see your and her newborn baby
>you will never silently grin as you think of all the times you fucked her raw, even if she was pregnant
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>>3863074

>Not wanting to raise a son
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>>3863085

>pushes it out

>feel is gone now. You fucked it up.
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>>3863074
but i want little me clones
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So what are you listening to at this hour anons?
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>>3863101

>wanting to raise a son
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>>3863074

>not wanting a daughter
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>>3863085

No anon, that is not correct >feeling
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Aw balls, I wanted to give you guys something But the only things I've drawn are spoilerific. I'll doodle some concept art tomorrow.

Stay gold, and work on that fapfiction I'm looking at like a 2.3 on the boner scale.
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>>3863113
garage rock
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>>3863074
It's nice when you meet the right person to have and raise a child with. But finding that right person is extremely difficult.
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>>3863113

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJgP6YDFLw

Some anon reading from Finnegan's Wake.
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>>3863113

Downward Spiral

My tastes > yours
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>>3863101
>not wanting to molest some grandkids

someones got to.
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>>3863101
>not wanting a daughter
Enjoy your plebshit gender
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>>3863113
Violently Happy by Bjork
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>>3863138
But I am also listening to that
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>>3863150
>Bjork
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>>3863138
Oh god not the spiral
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>>3863138
Jokes on you anon, my sister works for Trent
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>>3863148

I grew up with a sister.

Raising a daughter is hell
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What is Eurobeat doing these days?
Making money off of that Rockband deal I hope?
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>>3863169
I happen to think she's cute in her weirdness. I realy like weird.
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>>3863181
He isn't working hard or fast enough on My Life As a Pixel 2 fast enough so I can throw money at him.
Ironman won't be on it.
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>>3863113

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5pt_9CXzps

GUH HA
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>That feel when /mu/ comes in and steps on the Flutterwife discussion
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>that feel when you want to draw but have no time to because of your studies

why cant i be a NEET
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>>3863113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBqYdCGaNEw
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>>3863212

Auwkh! Breeeeeee!
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>>3863113
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0uAsD6lQV1I#!

Was linked the portal2 sound track. Never realized how good the music is
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>tfw you want to fap onto a picture of waifu because reaching absolute bottom of the lonely ladder and the slowly increasing amounts of cum you're producing is the only thing making you happy and you want to show it off, but when you finally cum you lean back and it just gets all over your shirt and crotch with a tiny little dribble right in her mane
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>>3863220
>tfw flutterwife would be a pleb
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>>3863240
I do not yet know this feel.
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>>3863118
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>>3863248

She'd be the kind of girl that doesn't listen to music because it's too expansive and scary to start to get into.
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>>3863220
How would you propose to her
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>>3863229

I mean, what if after Super Mario World Nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64 and upon release day you are greeted with MARIO CITY SIMULATOR!?! AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "AH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES ANYWAY!?!! AM I RIGHT!?! BRB MAKE A LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!
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>>3863240

>That feel when you get back from hanging with friends and then fap to a picture of your waifu and marvel at your semen production progress

We're almost in the same boat
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>>3863264

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVAE91E7kM

Or maybe just something simple like at the top of a ferris wheel or something
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>>3863113
Stella Helvetica
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>>3863250
Try saving up for a few days once you've been on it for more than three weeks
Hydrate yourself to the point of having clear as water piss 24 hours a day for the entire time.
You will cum so much that your dick will be a bit sore afterwards. I was laying in bed when I did it after edging for more than an hour and I had to clean it off the wall behind me.

>>3863278
I got a boner the other day that lasted for about ten minutes. When I stood up, I realized that my pants had a little wet spot in them and it gave me another boner. Supplements are a marvelous thing.
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What would you tell you pony if she started to let herself go?
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>>3863299
"Bitch you fat"
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nshslit moment,
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>>3863299
I'd tell her to keep going
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>>3863299
She's still too skinny
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>>3863298

It's really just given me stronger orgasms and more libido so far.

I'm waiting to see the fountain of precum and shotglass-filling loads.
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>>3863299
I don't know.
As much as I like chubby pony, I don't want her to have health problems or anything because of it.
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Hey, MLPG.
Dough Walker needs a pony.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/video-updates/36191-cons-and-my-fu
nny-brony-story
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>>3863299

I'm a /fit/izen

I wouldn't let it happen in the first place.
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Would you let your favorite pony fart in your face?
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>>3863299
yes. chubby lovers gtfo.
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>>3863351

Yeah
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mafia horse where
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So, in a "Goofy Movie", Goofy and Max both mention and acknowledge the existence of Walt Disney. What's with that? How does that work?
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>>3863351
why

why would she do that

i mean if it was like once as a prank or something maybe yeah but
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate butts?
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>>3863385
It's called a gag, you don't have to think so hard about it
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this isn't regular ded

this is advanced ded
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>>3863330
oh no...
I saw him at a con a few weeks ago.

He's just as unfunny and obnoxious as he is in his videos.
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>>3863395
butts/butts
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>>3863396

That's the thing though, it wasn't just a gag. It happens TWICE in the movie. Two separate times they mention him.
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>>3863395

8 or 9. I really, really, REALLY love ass.

But it's not the greatest thing.
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STEAM TIER LIST:

Aldente Tier:
Aldente
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>>3863398
people have things to do today, anon
like work
or school
I think mlpg is better endowed with normalfags than most places on 4chan.
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>>3863390
because it's her fetish
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>>3863406

I also add that the second time wasn't even supposed to be a joke or anything.
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okay, i know some of you don't like cuckolding, but what about wifeswapping? same kink, no emotional damage.

because now, i can't stop imagining Rarity drunkenly slurring "look what iiiiiii've gooooot" as she waves your car keys under your nose.

or your buddy's, if you brought Rarity.
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>>3863330
>Bronies got him back in the US.
FUCK
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>>3863398
I promised I wouldn't post for a couple of weeks
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>>3863395
I'm primarily a breast man. I used to not care about asses at all but in the past few years I've grown to REALLY like a set of wide hips and big firm buttcheeks.
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>>3863430

I'm kind of a single-partner kinda guy
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>>3863430
So...swinging?
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>>3863390
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>>3863443
THEN HOW DID YOU POST THAT, YOU LIED ANON
YOU LIED TO US ALL
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>>3863444

there is not one most important attribute. all things must be taken together, as a whole.
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>>3863248
>not wanting to wake up, move her messy hair out of her face and kiss her good morning
>not wanting to surprise her with her favorite breakfast and hear her squeak with joyful surprise
>not wanting to take walks with her, alone together in the woods where you meet many cute animals, where you find a serene grove of trees, you lay together on the grass, under the sun trickling through the branches above
>not wanting to make love to her, where you make each other whole and realize you were truly meant for each other as you cuddle and kiss in the afterglow
>not wanting to hear the sweet voice say "I love you"
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>Listening to Downward Spiral
>That feel when Closer comes on
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>>3863444
>>
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
lol, overloaded mysql db
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>>3863470
But what if he's bisexual and is in love with a man?
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>>3863473
http://mlpg.co/locator/
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>>3863468
>tfw when you wish there were something real or something true
>tfw nothing real in this world for you
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>>3863444
>Not loving both evenly 5ever
anon pls you're hurting my feelings
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>>3863430
>Cuckold
>Wife Swapping
>Rarity

No thank you.
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>>3863498
More for me.
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>>3863458
I'm sorry ;_;
I won't post after this and I'll insert a whole cup of ice cubes into my ass to punish myself
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>>3863460
this so much
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>>3863444
Those tits will forever make me dislike humanized Twist because it makes me feel like furry drew it.
>"Hur they have to be massive as all shit so they appeal to something!"
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>>3863493

Anon, it's pretty uncommon to enjoy tits and ass equally.

I mean ass is so much better.
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>>3863486
know about it already, that's how i found this thread

might be useful to others though
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>go to gravity falls thread in /co/ to get the latest episode
>first several posts, 2 fat fetish pictures

whelp
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what would you do if you go to your backyard and a bunch of horses are drinking your pool?
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>>3863515
is it ross
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>>3863512
Well of course a typical neckbeard from 4chan would enjoy the ass more, he practically lives in one.
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>>3863508
For anyone who saw this and is about to go rushing to the freezer: Don't actually do this. You may freeze internal tissues.
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>>3863515
EVERY GENERAL IS THE SAME
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>>3863515
I watched the new episode on TV when it aired!
I felt like I was back off hiatus.
Still haven't seen Dipper vs. the Manliness though.
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>>3863520
Call animal control.
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>Ross leaves
>Chubby ponies become a thing

I don't get it
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>>3863526

tits are worse and you know it
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>>3863520
Wonder why I have a pool
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>>3863527
I do it all the time
As long as you're not dumping whole cups at a time into your ass, you should be fine.
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IT'S A PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>3863520

Holy shit I've got a pool now

I'll swim in it with my new horse friends
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>>3863462

Flutterwife would be worst wife. electric car, vegetarianism, and more animals than you can shake a stick at. the practical problems outweigh the potential >feels.
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>>3863395
>>3863444
Is it unusual if TnA don't do anything special for me? Like if a lady's good lookin yeah sure I'll find her hot but I don't really notice the butts or tit sizes. Actually most of the time it's the voice that does it for me.
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>>3863540
Is that supposed to be a donkey or a black man?
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>>3863535

Without Ross's disgusting blobs of malformed tissue to soil the fetish, it has prospered.
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>>3863540
>Coonskin gifs

Well shit
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>>3863535
Do you want to really have this conversation anon?

What I and many others are liking as the current fad that you call chubby ponies, are ponies like we know them but with an engorged belly.

What Ross draws is just disproportional fat EVERYWHERE.
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>>3863535
He's not here to make us feel guilty for liking them.
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>>3863535
As someone who liked chubby shit before even coming to mlpg, there's something really horrible about Ross's art that is just unappealing. It feels like the shitty mexican rip-off toys you'd find at the flea markets compared to decent chubby art.
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>>3863535
what you seem to be missing is the following information

ross drew morbidly obese and grotesquely distorted humanized ponies.

other drawfags are producing mostly reasonable chubby ponies, which still seem capable of moving under their own power.
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>>3863548

But I can deal with all of those things.

In fact, those things are adorable.
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>>3863548
>Electric car
>Drawback

Are we talking golf cart or Volt here?
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>>3863520
>Drinking chlorinated water.
Can horses even belch?
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>>3863582
They can't vomit, I know that.
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>>3863558
We are /co/. Or at least I am.
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>>3863577
If I am going to drive a 'green' car I would rather drive one of those Jetta turbo diesels.
At least a VW can survive a crash.
Also 600+ miles to the tank is nice.
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>>3863573

>electric car
>adorable
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>Not sitting in a dark room, back to the door and windows, in sound-cancelling headphones, bathed only in the light from your monitor while listening to Skinny Puppy

Fucking plebes
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>>3863577
We're probably talking G-Wiz territory here.
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>>3863604
Na, that will always be our technical roots
The day that changes is the day I just stop coming
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>>3863609

>Fluttershy driving an electric car to help the environment
>Not adorable
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It's 4:30 in the morning why am I still here
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>tfw you wrote a shameless waifufic where waifu gives you a pep talk because you were feeling really shitty and needed anything to make you feel better

It's quite interesting reading it now and wondering if I should clean i up for release
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>>3863622
Because no one was responding to your live journal updates.
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>>3863520
Damn, horse butts get me off... it's so wrong but it feels so right...
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>>3863622
>Living on the East Coast
I don't know why you're still there either, anon
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>>3863620
>Fluttershy believes in global warming.
>She leaves her fridge open just a little bit to help.
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>>3863630
I still maintain that all these anons that are getting off to horses would change their mind if they smelled a real horse.
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>>3863548
You consider hybrid/bio-diesel cars and vegetarian diets "practical problems"?
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>>3863611
no anon you are the pleb

real men listen to whalesong while floating in a sensory deprivation tank.
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>>3863625
Does it feature Twilight Sparkle? If so then I command you to release it immediately.
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>>3863520
get some apples and go out and give them one each.
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>>3863625
Please do, a little Twilight Sparkle motivation would probably do me some good
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>>3863620
>Not just riding a bicycle.
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>>3863644

I do that on Wednesdays
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>>3863462

>making love to her
>making each other whole
>realize you were truly meant for each other

Goddamn it...

Right in the >feels...
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>>3863650
>not just using her wings—OH WAIT
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>>3863625
Do what you feel is right. I mean, if you really intend it for a wide audience than do that, but if your heart tells you that it's special and just for you... don't.

I'm personally interested in reading it. I do some writing myself.
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>>3863663

Humans don't have wings, anon.
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>>3863663
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>>3863604
>>3863618
The only reason I come here is for us being /co/.
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>>3863654
My nigga

It's totally the best way to spend the twenty four hour period between Tuesday and Thursday
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>>3863642
I actually walked by a horse truck a few months ago. I could barely breathe. I felt like such a city slicker...
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>>3863607
>600 miles.
Bullshit.
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>>3863655
That phase lasts a couple years, then out come the dildos and scented candles.
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Is anyone else unable to access the index/archive?
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>>3863643

yes, but by electric, i meant a G-Wiz or a Smartcar. something really horrible. i suppose a Prius would be slightly less horrible, but just slightly.

as for veg, i would kill myself if i had to stop eating meat. and Flutterwife would make you stop eating meat. believe it.
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>>3863642
I have. It didn't change my mind. It smells bad, granted, but the ass makes me stiff.

This was a while though, and I didn't mess with the horse in any sense (didn't even touch it)... so maybe... :P
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>>3863677
Yeah. Horses look really beautiful and majestic and stuff, but the smell is just awful
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>>3863685
Do you even read the general

Use this to find the thread until we figure out what's goign on: http://mlpg.co/locator/
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>>3863690

I... I'd give up meat for Fluttershy.
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>>3863642
>tfw can walk into the chute of a wet waste compactor and not get phased by the odor literally hitting you in the face.
>tfw the same way around farm smells.
>Hasn't lived a day on a farm.
Am I broken?
Baby shit still makes me gag.
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>>3863693
I think I read somewhere probably here that horses only smell that way when kept in captivity.
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>>3863696
Hey, I ctrl+f'd "index" and "archive" before asking, what more do you want from me?

Thanks for the link!
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Which pony do you guys clop to the most?
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>>3863645
>>3863649
>>3863669
It's basically rough rambling where self-insert is feeling shitty and Twilight tells you how much she believes in and loves you and then hugs

I should probably clean it up and extend it first, but here
http://pastebin.com/Jc0DhhzT
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>>3863718
As far as I know, that's true
Horses that aren't kept in awful conditions don't smell very strongly
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Is the archive borked for anyone else?
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>>3863674
Well it's late so why not some stupid meta
The worst part about us not being /co/ in the day is just sitting back and watching the thread burn.
It really has gotten pretty bad and I'm not so wrapped up in it that I need to respond.
I just miss a time where the people we could ignore were obvious and the people I could argue with had reason.
Now it just feels likes if there's a dissenting opinion it's because it's a person who's new or from a different board.
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>>3863723

>clop

Get the fuck out.
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>>3863690
>and Flutterwife would make you stop eating meat. believe it.

She wouldn't MAKE you do anything, she's Fluttershy. She'd be disappointed in it though.
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>>3863726
>Writing a selfinsert waifu fiction

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd
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>>3863706

i wouldn't have to. because Rarity is perfectly fine with eating meat. just another reason why Rariwife is best wife.

also, because she drives a Jag.
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>>3863723
>clop
luna looks upon you with disappointment and barely hidden disgust
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>>3863706
I would eat nothing but frosting for mai waifu.
My positive energy would stave off diabetes.
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>>3863739
>>3863690
But you're an omnivore, she'd understand you having to eat meat. You're just another animal like her, after all. You can't go vegan, that's not healthy for you and she knows it.
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>>3863731
>Not /co/ during the day

We're /co/ most of the time, the only time we're not /co/ is when we're /mu/

Or worse, when we're /v/.
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>>3863690
>>3863706
She'll still let you eat fish
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>>3863726
Aww, that's cute
I hope it worked and you're feeling better!
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>>3863723

>clop

back to the sea with you.
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>>3863723
I don't make sounds with my feet to any horse.
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>>3863741
>Jaguar
>when Aston Martin exists
Not today.
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>>3863726
Hmm... well, I liked reading that. I dunno how the general audience of fimfiction or someplace else would react, I suppose. It's nice. But maybe someplace other than there.

Anyways, I could post one of mine r.e. Twilight if you want. Interested?
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>>3863741

She'd also get bored of you and fuck the local college students behind your back at around 45-50

Full-on cougar material right there.
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>>3863741
Rarity is WAAAYY too expensive. All of those designer clothes and jewelry? No thanks.
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>>3863739
Would you sneak to a steak restaurant and order a tri tip roast, rare, just to loose yourself in the craving?
Would you look at that massive slab of perfectly cooked meat and think of her disappointed look as you put fork and knife to it?
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>>3863764
I was actually planning on just uploading it there, just to see if anyone has anything to say. Any criticism is good.

And sure, go ahead.
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Twaifu would be best.

electric power assisted bicycles and meals perfectly following the equestrian food guide for proper health.
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>>3863765
I might be okay with sharing her.

>Might.
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>>3863730

See: >>3863696
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>>3863750
There's almost always a few hidden posts among the rabble, but I'm not kidding myself here.
Celestia should be ashamed of her daytime crew.
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So who enjoyed the fan-creations more than the show?
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>>3863761

no, it's a Jag. but, if she ever became a secret agent, she'd get an Aston.

or maybe she'd buy that Ford replica of Lady Penelope's Rolls. and make Spike drive, of course.
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>>3863782
>Steak
>rare
>Beef
>Implying this would be my meat of choice
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>>3863798
oh god those gifs.
post more pls
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>>3863798
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>>3863749
You're an omnivore, you said it yourself.
You can survive just fine on a vegetarian diet
And she wouldn't make you go vegan, seeing as she likely isn't
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>>3863797
Why don't we have this picture yet?
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>>3863798
>A tri tip roast rare.
It's basically raw at that point, the damn thing is too thick to be made 'rare'
It's like eating blue.
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>>3863785
Sure, you'd probably like my: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27563/Twilight-Attempts-a-Fapfic

It's not clop. It's comedy. It's also me totally blasting myself in fictional form. And I make fun of Twilight as well. I loved writing it.

As for your story, again-- the mechanics seem fine. I'm just afraid of you putting it somewhere and having it ripped to pieces. There's no 'there' there in the sense of plotline, you know? There's just character interaction. And that's fine for a short story, just saying that you might get blasted for that.
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>>3863810
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>>3863794
he-
here i go!
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>>3863798
Speaking of that gif, VLC 2.0 actually fixed a lot of the tearing problems and is comparable to MPC now.
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>>3863794
Bronies
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>>3863812
>>3863749
>>3863749
>>3863739

We are NOT having this argument tonight, boys.
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>>3863810
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>>3863759
>>3863745
>>3863738
What the fuck you guys.

What. The. Fuck.
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>>3863836

But there's no argument, just calm discussion.

Your post is wholly unnecessary at this time of day.
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>>3863765

>implying i'm not one of those college students
>implying she isn't significantly older than me
>implying her friends don't call her a cradle-robber
>implying she doesn't embrace the cougar lifestyle
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>>3863843
The term "clop" has been a despised term of reasonable people for some time now.

It is only natural that mlpg would adopt that reason.
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>>3863818
>Raw meat

I think that post just made me physically ill, holy fuck why would anyone do that.
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>>3863848

Damn, that hit me right in the dick but Fluttershy hits me right in the heart.
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>>3863831
when did vlc even have this as a problem?
it's normally caused by seeking, and back when i still used it i considered it a feature since it made it seek faster
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>>3863843
I think you're lost anon
May I suggest any other thread on this board?
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>>3863843
Clop has never been "fap" around here
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>>3863843
The word was used ironically initially.
Now it is impossible to tell whether someone is serious or not.
Why would you even post that these days?
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>>3863847

And I'm saying it should end now, WHILE it's a "calm discussion."

I've seen entire threads derailed by the "are humans really meant to eat meat" argument.
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>>3863848
Yeah, I could imagine marrying her and sharing her with guys like me as long as I got it more and I got it better.
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>>3863812
actually no omnivores actually do need some protein, 10% meat is recomended and while alternative sources of proteins can be found (beans and nuts) its still optimal to have a diet that contains 10% meat, Fluttershy would realize this.

She wouldn't slaughter animals for you, but whenever a cow, pig, sheep or chicken died of natural causes she'd definitely get some for you.. She cares about the well being of all animals, she would definitely understand. I mean fuck she kept animals that only eat meat as pets.
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>>3863824
Oh hey, I know you. I'm sort of wondering if you're guessing who I am
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>>3863818
>Order one like that.
>The waitress asks me if I am sure.
>"I ordered it like that, so yes."
>The place burned down a month later.
It was good.
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>>3863843

We are not Bronies.
We do not "clop."

This thread isn't for you.
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>>3863794
I'd enjoy some of the fan-creation-creators, if you know what I mean...
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>>3863886
I strongly agree with this reasoning.
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>>3863880
>>3863879
>>3863878
>>3863862

Not him, but I think he might be saying that because the original picture was a picture of a happy Luna "clopping" by literally clopping her hoof on the floor.

And I do think you fellows missed the joke
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>>3863869
Yes and No
Simply put, it was caused by poor/bloated coding
But apparently it is no longer

Wait, you thought it was a feature?
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What's the name of that hot chick on the German olympic weight lifting team?
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>>3863906
I followed the reply chain I I believe you are mistaken.
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>>3863883
Would you help her get breast implants so she could have another spot for guys to put their dicks?
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>>3863843

Looks like you made the mistake of not using one of the general's obnoxious words that are in vogue. right now.
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>>3863910
Gilda.
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>>3863888
Well, ah, I'd rather just us be anons for the moment :P But anyways it's nice to find someone who knows me.
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>>3863886
You could eat milk & cheese.
Plus, it showed her feeding fish to some animals on the show.
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>>3863915

If you say so.
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>>3863906
I suppose, but "clop to" is clearly a trigger phrase now.
I'm going to make note of this for future avoidance.
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>>3863923

>:P
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>>3863864
I don't understand.
Sometimes, it's fun to learn new tastes. Get out of the comfort zone for a while.
It's not like I was chasing down a cow and tearing out a warm chunk with my teeth.
It's just, the cut is kinda thick, so a rare cook gives you a small area of blue.
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>>3863906
that's extremely wishful thinking, anonymous
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>>3863919
We have words in vogue?
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>>3863931
cis scum pls.
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>>3863927
No really, I'm not too far gone that I wouldn't admit that I was wrong.

His original question was "Which pony do you guys clop to the most?"

While the picture might have just been Luna clopping on the ground, I don't believe that was his intention.
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>>3863916
No fucking way. Natural tits are great for me.

Let me put it this way. I'm fine with people drinking the delicious milk, but I'm keeping the cow and I'm not GMO-ing her.
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>>3863886
She feels strongly about it. And while it's debatable if a vegetarian diet is just as good, it is perfectly fine for you live off. She'd obviously make considerations in her cooking to meet your dietary needs.

I really doubt she would let you eat meat if you didn't have too, which you don't
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>>3863923
>SwipertheFox browses the general
>:P

You must be new here
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>>3863866

>she refers to you as "the toy" whenever you're not around
>she won't let you drive any of her cars, or put up the money to get you your own, but she does drive you to and from uni each day
>she parks in the back lot so you can eat her out in the car
>she encourages you to go out for a sport; doesn't really matter what sport, as long as you come back home sweaty and horny
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>>3863944
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>>3863934
I like my meat burned to fuck and I don't care what the elitists at /ck/ think.
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>>3863866
Fluttershy gets me in both the dick and the heart.
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>>3863941
>musky
>dripping
>sweaty
>heavy
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>>3863949

I'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt, I mean the reaction of "What the fuck, guys. What. The. Fuck." would go hand-in-hand with my theory.
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>>3863931
Not if you're a feminist
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>>3863944
This one's the nicest of the three uploaded so far
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>>3863934

>that pic

Why I laugh?
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>>3863941

The cutesy bullshit like boop, pone, panka, etc.

I seriously can't believe that some people can a problem with words like clop or buck and yet tolerate this shit.
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>>3863958

Dammit man, I was really feeling with my heart earlier. Now my dick wants this.

I've been betrayed by my fetishes.
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>>3863963
Mah nigger. Burnt to a crisp or not at all.
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>>3863960
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>>3863958
I don't want to be bossed around by mai waifu.
I want to be equals.
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>>3863968
That's a pretty huge benefit you're giving him there, given the question he asked. I'm not sure what else he could have possibly meant.
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>>3863931
>>3863944
>>3863960
What the fuck is this shit?

I mean
What is the point of it?
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>>3863963

you must be a Limey.
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>>3863976
if you seriously can't believe that, you need to get your head examined.

The reasons are essentially self-evident.
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>>3863957
I don't understand this conversation. Am I really like well-known here or anything? I thought just the occasional guy would know the 'Swiper' netsona.
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>>3863988
Everyone is an attention whore.
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>>3863976
Because we don't like puns.

And the fuck is boop
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>>3863988
Please just report it and move on.
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still dont know her canon or fanon name

hi how are you all tonight
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>>3863706
faggot
whore
disgrace
you are no son of mine
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>>3863988
It scares me because I saw it on /sp/ ten minutes ago
Stop following me
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>>3863997
>And the fuck is boop
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>>3864002
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>>3863999
forgot pic whoops
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>>3863999
hops please draw more carrot top
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>>3863976
1.Those words don't replace a universal word that applies to masturabation habits or fucking
2. We seem to be the only ones that use those
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>>3863963
You are entitled to your flavor in meat doneness, but I will never burn a steak.
Now without some regret...
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>>3864003
MLPG is all boards at all times.
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>>3864014
Whoah, unf
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>>3863984

Would you compromise with Rarity?

>she doesn't try to redecorate your space of the house
>you let her take in and re-fit any new clothes you buy.
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>>3863706
i'd force feed fluttershy meat until she liked it. I'd start with all the meat she has on hand.
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>>3864002
Well fuck you you casual autist brony fag breddit ross scum.
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>>3863984

you are equals. more or less.

but she's got the cash, and everything is in her name.

if you want equal poverty, go waifufag Rainbow Dash or somebody.
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>>3863975
Because a deer living with the Apples would be hilarious.
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>>3864020
I don't really eat steak, so I guess we're even.
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>>3863999
>>3864014
Fan Tastic
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>>3863997
>We don't like puns
>What is boop

Anon, if that was sarcasm, it hasn't come across very well.
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>>3863997
>not knowing boop
>2012
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>>3864014
She doesn't have a name

That's a neat picture you got there
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Those faces & expressions...
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>>3864014
some one was asking the other day if there was any r34 of rarities parents
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Would Rarity really be as dom as you guys are saying? I mean, come on, she might just not give a shit and let you do... your stuff without bossing you around.
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>>3863976
I hate "panka"
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>>3863997
>the fuck is boop
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>>3864043
never post that tutorial again
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>>3864035
Health concerns or vegan?
If health is the issue, I learned how to cook buffalo.
It's a healthy alternative, and full of flavor.
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Moot's giving some /mlp/ feedback over in /q/, he's there right now if anyone is interested.
>>>/q/79238
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>>3863953
But she could fill out her clothes better, and they'd be so much fun to play with! Don't tell her you hate >fun
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>>3864030
>if you want equal poverty, go waifufag Rainbow Dash or somebody.
Pinkie, actually. We wouldn't have much, but we'd have each other.
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>>3864048

she isn't a dom. she's a control freak in her day-to-day, and she likes to be in charge, but she's hardly a dom.
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>>3864061
go the fuck to sleep
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If prostitution existed in Equestria, how much would you say a full session with a Pinkie Pie lookalike + soundalike or her, herself, would cost in dollars?

How much would you consider fair yourself, and could you afford it?
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>>3864009
>>3864037
>>3864039
>>3864056
All I know is it's some shit that's in the marker image sometimes and it's some big joke or something
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>>3863997
>And the fuck is boop
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>>3864061
Thanks for the heads up.
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>>3864033

>they take him out apple-bucking
>"S'all ye do's give the tree a clout and catch t' apples, then? Tha's easy, that!"
>he headbutts a tree and knocks himself silly
>he is relegated to basket-duty with Applebloom.
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>>3864047
someone brought it up last time i was here and i was very distraught that there was no porn of rarimom

also what the hell is the topic right now anyway holy moley
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>>3864064

>Living on a Pinkie-Prayer
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Season 2 actually had worse animation than Season 1.

It's physics were very shit and it actually lacked more in effects than S1.
It almost looked like a Flash Game instead of a hand-drawn cartoon.
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>>3864061
>Asking for feedback
>Not ruling 4chan as a dictator
>A good idea

Moot, you're forgetting how this shit works.
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>RS will never do a "Bittersweet" style story about Fluttershy and you that ends with opening a vet clinic together
>Because he's trying to art
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>>3864088
I disagree
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>>3864072
Can I ask you an honest question if you'll answer it honestly?
How many episodes have you watched?
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>>3863954
I dunno. A lot of her animal friends are predatory (eagles, bears, cats, etc), so I think she fully understands and accepts the relationship between predators and prey, and thus would plausibly be accepting of you eating meat.

HOWEVER, she may only be okay with organic meat, she would probably not be okay with you eating rabbit, squirrel, and other cutesy woodland animals, and she may even not be okay with cooking meat for you if she IS against eating meat. But I don't think she'd stop you or guilt you into not eating meat.
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>>3864084

HOPS

FANCY X HOITY X RARITY X FLEUR

WILL IT HAPPEN?

if not pls just draw Applebloom using Rarity as her big sister for a day
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>>3864084
Right now?
It's butts
if you can't figure out the topic, it's butts.
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>>3864062
Still, no fucking way.

To be honest, this conversation is making me re-think picking Rarity as a partner. Sure, I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't want her to treat me as a gnat under her thumb...
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>>3864061

he is the hero MLPG needs.
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>>3864106

>organic meat
>not rabbit squirrel and other animals

What the fuck constitutes organic meat then?
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>>3864101
All of them, three times each for S1
I've been a faggot of the Pony variety since March 2011
I've been here for over a year.

All those things just make it more shameful.
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>>3864061
>>It's just the /b/ crowd that's horrible.
So, Moot knows what the rest of the channel knows.
Get rid of the /b/read and the fluffy ponies.
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>>3864101

Oh please, don't act like not knowing some stupid in-joke has any correlation with how much a person has watched the show.
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>>3864086
Now you're speaking my language.
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>>3864108
butts arent a topic thats just a constant that is expected and encouraged

>>3864107
I HOPE SO i have to work up the courage for that one tho because it will most likely take a whole night
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>>3864112
Animals that aren't packed with preservatives and chemical shit in them. Mass-produced meat is also infamous for the mistreatment of its animals.
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>>3864061
After reading his responses and stuff my respect for moot has gone way way up. Not that my respect for him was low at any point.
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>>3864071
$200 for sex I guess?
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>>3864061
>but it is about the ponies, I even see pony reaction pics outside /b/ ponies shouldn't even be on 4chan, 4chan is a manly board if you havn't noticed
>4chan is a manly board if you havn't noticed
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>>3863834
>>3863896
There are no brownies here, only ponyfags.
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>>3864127

Same
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>>3864113
Well then it's not shameful at all.
Just stick to show discussion and ignoring terrible posts and you'll be fine. There's going to be in jokes you don't get yet but give it time.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>3864122
You say that, butt have you seen this butt?
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>>3864061
>If they stick to one thread on /mlp/ (like a "general"), I don't see an issue. It's when it spills out into the other boards that it becomes an issue.

IF ONLY WE COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
OH WAIT.
>The /b/read calls us the death of the channel.
>moot calls them the death of the channel.
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>>3864116
I can tolerate the /b/read, but hairyhorse isn't pony-related at all, as well as just being repulsive.

Were I only able to choose one, it'd be an easy choice.

Also, I don't know how moot would deal with the /b/read.
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>>3864109
Here's the deal, since she's so generous and wants to make you feel special.

You pay for Rarity's breast augmentation, and you get exclusive use of them. All the other boys can look, but not touch (not even groping).
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>>3864088
But it's not hand drawn.

and it is made in flash...
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>>3864061
Moot on Derpy
>Basically they had an aspie/autistic pony in the show, and enough parents complained that they re-dubbed the episode and removed the pony's aspie/autism. The pony/brony community had a shitfit that they changed the character.

I chuckled.


>>3864127
Seconded.
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>>3864140
gngna
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>>3864144
i follow tess's tumblr very closely of COURSE i saw that particularly fine butt
i also saw part 2 and the zecora butte

tess is on a roll i tell you what
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>>3864130
>Reaction images should only be what I want them to be
>4chan is a manly board
>board
>manly
>/ck/, /an/ /y/, /hm/, /cm/, /ic/, /a/, /jp/

MINE SIDES
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>>3864144
was the squish gif ever made?
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>>3864106
But they don't have the choice to not partake in it.
You do.
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Shit MLPG my mom and stepdad's marriage is falling to pieces and I don't know how to get through it emotionally stable

he's been getting upset and criticizing the two of us for stupid shit for months but the reason he got mad at us today is so stupid that I don't even think I can type it because it makes so little sense that you'll think I just typed a bunch of random words together into a sentence
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>>3864166
Link to Tess tumblr?
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>>3864109

here's the gist of it.

she likes to screw with you. she has power over you, so she enjoys playing immature little games. but she isn't controlling, she isn't manipulative, and she isn't a bitch.

besides, she's got big cans as it is. she doesn't need implants.
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>>3864166
Personally I'm hoping for a whole series of Squishy butt ponies.

God bless that anon who gave him the idea.
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>>3864140

Bit late isn't it, goodnightanon?
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>>3864166

Hops you missed Tess streaming butts requests earlier today.
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>>3864127
He seems like a bro.
i am sure he 'kicked the hornets nest' over this too.
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>>3864155
The answer is 'no'.

Fuck, she's probably going to break up with me over this isn't she? Well... ugh... I'm tempted to say *good riddance to bad rubbish* then if she's that petty.
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>>3864179
>Twist with B-cups
>Rarity with big cans

So, it is to be war between us.
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>>>/q/82875

> I have been a brony since the beginning and

>I don't watch the show, I just think the pictures are cute

jesus christ these fucking people

i thought their kind was just a myth
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What if I actually want to be in a relationship with a real woman instead of a fictional pony

what then
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>>3864220

Of course, it's fucking snarky. He's all for the total bimboification of Rarity.
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>>3864222
I think that's copypasta
At least my brain is telling me it is
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>>3864208
>>3864179
I mean, come on, paying for her shit and being in a relationship where she gets to have large groups of other men cream in her pussy is hard enough to take... if she's going to give that giant middle finger in my face then forget it...
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>>3864224
You better get used to living a single life you're in one
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>>3864222

The piss holds many strange and disturbing beasts of yore.
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>>3864222
>This whole fucking thread

moot is best pony, that's all I'm gonna say
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>>3864186
livestream's video doesnt work for me, otherwise id be in streams all the time

anyway im tired of just namefagging without contributing anything
what am i drawing tonite, friends
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>>>/q/82875
>I don't watch the show
>I don't watch the show
>I don't watch the show
>I don't watch the show
>I don't watch the show
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>>3864220
Why must it be war? Why can't I love all sizes of titties in peace?
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>>3864220
I still love your Twist with big knockers.

I'm still wondering what you meant when you said we'd soon have more than we ever wanted.
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>>3864155

Augmented breasts are gross as shit anyway. I've never seen a woman with a boob job that didn't look better before it.
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>>3864247
Draw Twilight dragging Spike to a Starswirl the Bearded convention
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>>3864222
>people are saying to cast everyone in /mlp/ into a new board called '/hell/' and disable them from browsing the rest of the site
>and also enforced IDs for everyone
Jesus fuck, they really are children.
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>>3864224
You have to reach out more to talk with people as hard as that sounds
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>>3864172
I never said she couldn't be against it, I just don't think that she'd stop you from eating meat based on the fact that she accepts the existence of the food chain, and, presumably that humans are at the top.

It comes down to whether she considers human beings (or pony-beings since they're equivalent as far as free-will is concerned) animals just like her predator friends and are thus entitled to whatever food they find or catch.
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>>3864222

>>82931
>Ok so I watched the first few and they were good, but ever since Lauren stopped writing each episode, the show took a dump. I watched maybe 12 episodes of season 1 and 3 of season 2. I'm good.

Jesus christ, there are more than one of them, too
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>>3864224
>That feel when you're not a waifufag
>The general once made fun of waifufagging
>Now it talks about waifufagging seriously
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>>3864081
>Hes a young druid.
>He pauses a for a while, looking at and past the trees.
>He places a hoof gently on one of the trees and the apples start to fall on their own.
>"She was ready t' give."
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>>3864233

>paying for her shit

she pays for YOUR shit.

unless you aren't the young stud to her cougar.
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>>3864247
A cute Soarin'.
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>>3864247

Draw guard ponies snuggling together in their barracks bunks.
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>>3864258

Well, it's not a woman, but Bailey Jay's looked ten times better after implants.
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>>3864263

You're telling me you haven't noticed that most of 4chan is full of manchildren ?
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>>3864278

This sounds cute~
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>>3864208
>>3864233
What you don't understand is that she isn't falling asleep curled up against their younger, virile and fresh bodies.

And when she stays awake at night, addled by her poor self-image and constant worrying, feeling you next to her in bed is the only thing that sets her at ease.

She won't get that from anyone else, and at the same time she can't help what she is.
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>>3864278
Seconding this so hard.
There really does need to be more cute guard pony stuff.
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>>3864269

We take it exactly as jokingly serious as we did back then.

Take off your goddamned nostalgia glasses, we've been shit for a long time.
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>>3864247

Draw a tiny Chrysalis bumping into a light bulb
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>>3864279

I'll concede that one.

Though he/she was hot as fuck either way.
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Is Equestria a police state?
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>>3864247
Angel Riding on AJ's back with a saddle
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>>3864297
It's a princess state
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>That's the problem with MLPG. Its as if you have your fingers stuck in your ears and are loudly singing with eyes shut, trying to ignore whats around you. Its a lifeboat mentality. Instead of trying to improve the board you were given, you simply stick to your little thread like its still 2010 and complain about what surrounds you.
>I like /mlp/. I can discuss horse candy vag one second and show discussion the next, Applebloom is best CMC one second and I Want To Cum inside Rainbow Dash the next. You can have your lifeboat. The water is just fine for me.

You heard the man
Start fixing /mlp/, faggots.
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I got the requests:

Pinkie pie in a top hat
and
Boobs

I ended up drawing Megamilk Pinkiepie wearing her suit from the telegram song.
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>>3864306
>Implying you cant do all that at the same time here
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>>3864272
>Does not compute.

And, anyways, why the fuck would exclusivity of her breasts mean anything? She'd let other guys gawk at them as they rut her pussy even if they didn't get to touch them.
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>>3864297
Absolute Monarchy
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>>3864309
Post it faggot
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>>3864309
Oops forgot the picture.
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>>3864291

And police pony. Need more her.
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>>3864306

Believe it or not, our presence has already drastically changed this hellhole.

There's cynical assholes telling people with different opinions to fuck off 24/7 out there too.
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>>3864306
>hey guys
>you should stop shitposting in /mlp/
>i'm serious!
>i'll... i'll get mad if you don't!
There's a flaw in his plan methinks.
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>>3864306
>I can discuss horse candy vag one second and show discussion the next, Applebloom is best CMC one second and I Want To Cum inside Rainbow Dash the next.
>implying we don't do the exact same, only better
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>>3864324
yeah, i've noticed that.

It gives me hope.
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>>3864286
That's no comfort at all. That's basically me paying her, only it's with something other than dollars.

Damn, this whole conversation is making me glad that at least I'm still also into guys...
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>>3864255
I've seriously considered the tumblr. Now if I weren't so damn lazy.
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>>3864322
I don't even like Pinkie Pie but dem titties.
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>>3864306
I can't fix what I don't care about
/mlp/ stops having an effect on anything once we pass the bump limit, which usually takes about half an hour or so. I haven't taken a look outside the general in weeks and I don't fucking need to.
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>>3864306
I like MLPG and I like the people that frequent MLPG. You're mostly faggots but you're MY faggots and I wouldn't trade you for anyone.

My biggest fear when /mlp/ was born is that we'd all go our separate ways.
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>>3864263
We have seen the heart of butthurt and childishness, ladies and gents.

Jesus fucking christ, who has a life so impossibly boring and petty, that they can get this fucking mad over pastel horse cartoons?
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>>3864293
Oh god, do this.
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>>3864331

It really does fill me with hope as well.

It's not brony-friendly.
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>>3864323
And her zebra partner/ex-partner, too.
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>>3864306

If only the general wasn't full of grognards
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boop
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>>3864340
that was a rough night anon, glad we are still here
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>>3864349
also yes
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>>3864340

>You're mostly faggot but you're MY faggots
>My biggest fear when /mlp/ was born is that we'd all go our separate ways.
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>>3864338
Welp, I'm happy with that reaction.
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>>3864356
Sweetie Belle please stop sneaking into my house through the kitty door. Rarity swore she'd kill me the next time she found you over here.
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>>3864312

i don't know what he meant.

but here's incentive: if you prove to be that virile young buck she's been dreaming of to make her feel young again, she won't even bother with slutting around. you'll be all the boy-toy she needs.

just don't let her catch you flirting with the twenty-something waitresses.
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>>3864324

I wouldn't exactly call the worst aspects of these threads taking root, an improvement.
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>>3864306

This is fucking quest isn't it?

Ever since we came here, he fucking insists that we try to be the boss of this fucking gym and rile up the /b/read faggots and other bronies that lurk this board. If you fags want to go around kicking a hornet's nest, be my fucking guest.
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>>3864306
But I am out in the piss, with fellow brave MLPGers, waders on, trying to slowly change the board.

It's working, the board is no longer Ponychan Lite. They discuss the show between the fetish threads and image dumps. And they make fun of Bronies now.
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>>3864359
We probably aren't
But
We're gonna carry that weight, regardless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8
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>>3864297
police pony state
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>>3864365
You picked a really good outfit for her too. I love little bow ties on girls. That showgirl outfit she wore in the western episode would have been acceptable too.
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>>3864340
Mine too
I was at work when my mother called to tell me about the new board and I thought she was lying until she sent me a picture of the new thing. It left an oddly large pit in my stomach for the rest of the day and I remember spending several minutes looking for the general. I had my mother calling it /fur2.0/ which scared me into not posting until mid-march.
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>>3864372

>And they make fun of Bronies now

And this is something to be proud of because ?
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>>3864306
you know i actually don't mind the rest of /mlp/ i don't like AIE threads or /b/reads for obvious reasons. but some of the one shot threads are alright.

the difference is that i actually LIKE generals threads i like having one thread with a bunch of post i can look at every once in a while to read with a good atmosphere and a good news feed without having to refresh the front page every so often.

I liked general threads since i was an /a/sshole when a general was a good way to organize so as to not spam the board.

the thing is that having an entire board for mlp is almost too much, but having only one thread is too little without flooding (considering the different groups)


i like you guys too much not to come back to the boat even if i do go diving sometimes.
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>>3864306
>Instead of trying to improve the board you were given
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>>3864391

Because nobody in /mlp/ thinks it's a goddamned social movement

And it's great to make fun of the retards that think it is
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>>3864391
That's exactly what we do, if you haven't noticed.
We're not fanatics, so we make fun of fanatics. Are you new or something?
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>>3864389
Your mother's actually here in the general bro.
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guard pone cuddles it is

>>3864361
whoa who is this cutie
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>>3864367
She can slut around all she wants and I can tolerate for paying for some of her shit; I just want her to respect me as an individual for being different than her and having my own needs / desires / etc met. For her to understand me.
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>>3864401
Nah, she's HSG and GFG
She's been on /co/ longer than I have
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>>3864402
>guard pone cuddles it is
Yay
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>>3864399
>>3864400

My apologies if I don't find making fun of others because of what they wear or because of their social awkwardness a worthwhile endeavor.
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>>3864361
>Police mare will always have her speech impediment, but she insists on manning the intercom while you drive.
>She has gotten better, but there are times where she fumbles, causing dispatch to request her to relay the message again.
>She sighs, trying to focus. your hand finds her hoof as you find a quiet moment in the pursuit.
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>>3864402
>guard pone cuddles it is
This is a good day already
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>>3864402
>guard pone cuddles it is
Woo!
>whoa who is this cutie
Police Pony's partner, a zebra cop who's two weeks away from retirement and is a giant pastiche of every movie cop stereotype you can think of.
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>>3864402
Zebra Cop
Police Pony's former partner
her replacement partner is Anon
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>>3864365
I just really don't think there's enough art of Pinkie with the Telegram outfit out there. I rarely get to see it anymore.

And yeah, ties and boeties on girls in general.
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>>3864402

Thanks Hops.

No worries about the Fancy one. Just do whatever you want.
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>>3864408
So she shouldn't come home expecting me to always be there, go for an embrace expecting me to always kiss her, shouldn't conform her body to others expectations, etc.

I'll share, say, a great item with friends. But they have to return it in the same shape they got it more or less. And that item can't change me or make me feel bad about myself, I won't give a mere item that power.
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>>3864412
i was going to say that your mom sounds like a cool lady, but then i read
>HSG

and i barfed.
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>>3864402

>who's this cutie

There's going to be gay porn of him isn't there.
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>>3864402
That is Zebra cop.
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>>3864421

It's alright, if you don't see why you should then you probably never will.
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>>3864412
Tell your mom I said ________hello__________
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>>3864421

Those are just the cream of the crop. The real problem with bronies is their misguided belief that watching this show somehow makes them special.

That is the kernel of their faggotry
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Why are you not fighting the cistem?
http://cisarchyoverthrower.tumblr.com/
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>>3864429
>two weeks from retirement
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>>3864433
>>3864384

Fuck I replied to the wrong post. I'm tired tonight...
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>>3864452

I didn't post for a whole 24 hours because I don't have a dynamic IP and didn't want to get nuked

Fun times
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>>3864450

Do you pay their bills ?
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>>3864402

Police ponies gruff partner.

Whereas she tends to be shy and nervous and sometimes cuffs herself by accident he is taciturn and gets the job done.
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>>3864391
>>3864399
>>3864400
This.

/mlp/ is practically the only FIM community that isn't LOVE AND TOLERATE BRONIES GUNNA CHANGE THE WORLD!!111eleventy

Outside of Fluffy pony threads, and /b/, I'd say we've made lemonade out the ass here.
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>>3864424
I actually worked with someone who has a stuttering speech impediment. He took orders in drive-thru quite a bit and was really good at it. The trick is to not pressure them and helping them stay calm. I never made physical contact with him like touching his hand or shit but you've actually managed to make that greentext realistic.
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>>3864454
PFAHAHAHA
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It's kind of reassuring to see how most people think MLPG is just regular people talking about pone
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>>3864433
True. True. It's always nice to see there's someone else here interested in the same things as you.
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>>3864464

No but we pay theirs. This board is proof of that.
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well MLPG?
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>>3864424
oh man
are we doing this again
yessssss
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>>3864438
I know. She was the one who pulled me away from /v/ in the first place, so I don't understand why she hangs out with those faggots. Maybe it was better way back when it started, and she hangs onto its shell like I fear I will do to MLPG after it passes.
she is pretty cool, though
She tried to get me to get a Prince Albert or a frenulum piercing for my birthday a year ago, but I turned her down and she bought me a medium chance from BD, wrapped the box in christmas wrapping paper with a note saying "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
It was nice
And I did
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>>3864471
>*Wiggles fingers*
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>>3864461
I waited till after april 1st
I don't post very often though
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>>3864484

>coming out as a brony

Oh man, I wonder if they still have those threads on ponychan. That shit was ragefuel.
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>>3864464

A brony recently paid like, what, 300 something bucks for an artist's fedora at Galacon and you're trying to defend these fucktards?

Let me clue you in man; it would be a lot better if they realized they were fucking stupid than if they honestly tried to tell the world they weren't. Because damn their little hearts, they are really fucking dumb.
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>>3864466
Forever fucking purple.

I hate the person who colored the original now more than ever.
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>>3864484
>brony
Mom and dad sort of found out, since they wake up early on Saturday mornings.
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>>3864484

Because I'm not interested in sharing information with them.

I don't care.
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>>3864484
I'm not a brony. Why haven't I told them I watch MLP? Because I don't tell them about every cartoon I ever watched.
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>>3864487
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to react to this.
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>>3864502

I heard this was the case for a lot of tivo users as well.
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>>3864500
What?
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>>3864484
Because I'm not a brony. And there is no reason to.
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>>3864500

>purple pone originality debates

I sense we've done this before.
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>>3864486
>She tried to get me to get a Prince Albert or a frenulum piercing for my birthday a year ago, but I turned her down and she bought me a medium chance from BD, wrapped the box in christmas wrapping paper with a note saying "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
jesus what
are we still talking about your mother here?
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>>3864306

>>3864397
>>3864339

This. I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, I never wanted this board. We kept to our one thread on /co/ and did our best to keep the pony stuff in there because we know it bothers other people and not forcing pony on people is what separates us ponyfags from the bronies.

We went to /mlp/ because we had no other choice, and we stay in our boat because it beats mingling with the likes of Rainboom Crash, the /b/read's circlejerking and the Fluffy Pony General's child-rape and torture-porn.

Moot said we "have a home now" when he launched /mlp/, but my home is /co/ - and so is the General's.

I haven't looked outside the boat in a very long time because I don't care what's going on out there, and I really don't want to know what horrific things they're doing out there.

This is the only thread that matters to me because I can almost pretend I'm still on /co/ when I post here.

You guys are a bunch of faggots, but you're my friends - you're the only reason I came to /mlp/. And the only reason I haven't left.
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>>3864484

But I did.

My mom bought me a g3 coloring book because she knew "I liked that pony stuff."

Internally, I cringed, but it was a pretty bro gesture.

Thanks mom.
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>>3864521

>mlpg are my friends
but none of them know who I am
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>>3864521

Yeah, pretty much this.
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>>3864521
Amen.
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>>3864498

When you've spent your life feeling like a misfit, you start to develop a soft spot for people that others wouldn't exactly call normal.
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>>3864484
>Sup dad, I'm into My Little Pony
>I watch it every saturday morning, in my boxers, and I giggle my stupid ass off at horse puns, then I make innuendo and sex jokes about these pastel ponies for hours on end with some internet creeps.
>That's what I do on my days off.
>Just thought you should know.
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>>3864436

i don't even know what you're on about. i was just enjoying a waifu-boner, and you come and wreck it with your >feelings and your >emotions and shit.
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>>3864519
Yes.
I want to write her to write a book on parenting some day.
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>>3864484

I'm not a brony. It's hard to tell your family that you're something you're not.
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>>3864530

Fuck yeah bro mums

When's the last time you did something fun with you Mother mlpg?

Why not take her to the movies?
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>Driving through Montana
>See "Ron Paul 2008" signs everywhere
It was so bizarre I had to tell MLPG about it.
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>>3864509
Neither am I.
I just figured, 'she would find comfort knowing her partner was there, with his touch.'
The fact that you have that kind of touching story is very interesting.
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>>3864549
>Why not take her to the movies?
I CANT BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
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>>3864549
We did the toonami drinking game on /co/ over speakerphone this past weekend
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>>3864556
Aw, that sucks.
I'm glad my mom is still alive.
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>>3864542

This is exactly the problem.

Bronies should not be trying to reform society by fucking around and reassuring eachother that it's okay because they're a fucking community.

If you're a misfit, then you're a misfit. But don't try to tell society that it's perfectly okay to be a misfit by joining other misfits and waving your collective dicks in absolutely everyone's faces.
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>>3864556
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>>3864545
I want to be able to think through my waifu fantasies dammit. I don't want it to end with a suicidally depressed guy coming home to his waifu fucking three guys on the end table carrying a shotgun
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>>3864340

I told you guys I'd stick with you. No matter what.
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>>3864424
'atta girl
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>>3864399
I use the social movement about breaking gender stereotypes and neo-sincerity because its flash and glitter that impresses normal fags.

but really l like the show because picture related. The ponies are just too cute. but i could never seriously admit that
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>>3864546

>White Trash Parenting
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>>3864556

>not hauling her carcass to the cinema
>not manipulating her limbs with puppet strings
>not sticking googly eyes into her eye sockets
>not jiggling her around
>not using her like a ventriloquist dummy "aieeee kiddies don't Rattle me bones!" and causing everyone to laugh
>not taking out a black marker and drawing big thick diagonal lines over her eyes
>"Oh watch out kids! She's pissed now!"
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>>3864573
You could maybe try having sex with a waifu that would be intelligent, loyal, and patient. One with a name rhyming with 'Arkle'.
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>>3864582
We need to work more on her...
Just saying.
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>>3864584

And why are you trying to impress normalfags about enjoying a little girl's show?

You a brony or something?
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so theres gonna be a unicorn and a pegasus guard

should they have matching underwear
all gay-couple-like

im thinkining yes
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>>3864591
Rhubarb Malarkle?
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>>3864597
You're right.
Where can we go from here?
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>>3864540

Does anyone else blow up images like this and actually brofist/high-five their monitor?
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>>3864603

They should each have half a heart on the opposite hip
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>>3864603
>ponies
>underwear
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>>3864555
Touching really is a good way to help calm them down. I found sometimes instead of just talking to him when he was frustrated and people we getting on him about his stuttering that a simple pat on the shoulder worked wonders.

Guy is a total bro too. One of the few people I'd actually trust.
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>>3864542
Having a soft spot for misfits is one thing; I don't exactly "hate" bronies, but I don't like what they do, believe or promote.
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>>3864600
Not trying to impress anyone. Just trying to avoid awkward questions. and change to the coversation to other topics.

its political.
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>>3864340
>>3864521
>tfw we really are tsundere for each other

I love you fucking assholes so much.
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>>3864607

N-no
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>>3864603

>horse underwear

Well...I guess? Would like some dicks touching preferably.
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>>3864607
FUCK

NO

Dude... seriously... >.>
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>>3864603

I was thinking just have them snuggling under the covers

but do as you will

>>3864607

No that's dumb
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>>3864603
Gay couples have matching underwear?
I'm marking down "Wear and cuddle in matching underwear" for things I want to do before I die.
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>>3864623
hha ya i don't do that ethier
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>>3864616
y-you too
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>>3864623

>... >.>

I think you need to leave
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Why is everyone all dere dere all of a sudden.
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>>3864605
What other cop flick stereotypes have we not done?
Kidnapped and tortured was how the relationship started iirc, so that's off the list.
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>>3864634
calm down bro it's just a fuckign emoticon
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>>3864573

>becoming suicidally depressed
>even though you're living in an eternally-horny cougar's house rent-free

i suspect you would've done no matter what. you're a disgrace to your uniform.
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>>3864635

Because we're reminiscing
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>>3864635

I think it's all the musk
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>>3864635
>Deredere

Explain your moonspeak?
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>>3864635
cmere and give me a hug, anon.
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>Her name is: Ali Kazaam
>She's originally a Earth pony but with the magical ruby slammed into her forhead gave her magical powers like a Unipony got.
>Her Talent is being a Magician, pretty much a houdini. But her tricks are about escaping, till she had a mishap and yea...She got sliced in half.
>She uses her bottom half to 'pull' objects out of, like you would with a magician hat. What comes out...nobody knows!
>She's a 1930's theme and keeps it that way xD;
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>>3864424
>>3864605

I'm not fond of the speech-impediment idea - I imagine her as just being very meek - kinda like that one chick from Police Academy.

Which makes the >"DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!" really hit me.
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>>3864639

On a fucking image board

Please go
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>>3864642
Not the solar winds?
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>>3864635
Its not like i like you or anything anon, ... idiot.
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>>3864565

The point I'm trying to make is that I really see no reason why and for what purpose that you deride others.

I'm sure you have some beliefs or traits that you wouldn't want mocked.
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>>3864640
Post your Clarkson folder snarky
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You fuckers awoke fetishes inside me I never knew I had
Your opinions are bullshit
Your tastes are horrid
You're all hypocritical as fuck

But I'll be damned if I don't like this place
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>"Twilight, I don't think I should send this letter"
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>>3864604
hahahahahahaha
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>>3864635
It's that time of night again. Things have slowed enough for people to stare at the old posts while waiting a minute or so, and they subconsciously realize that when the little clover lights up on the tab image, they feel really excited. We make each other happy now.
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>>3864644

>worst pony

Yeah, I'll pass.
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>>3864646
>Which makes the >"DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!" really hit me.

heh
it was too good to pass up the opportunity to use it
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>>3864645
You had me up to >xD
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>>3864639

We don't use emoticons here. We talk to each other like adults.

With reaction images.
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>>3864573
>>3864591
Or you could try having sex with a waifu that's not only emotionally stable, but also has an amazing body, insight, wit, business sense, wants nothing more than for you to rut and breed her, and her name starts with "Apple" and ends with "jack".
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>>3864521
>>3864521

>you're my friends
anon, i'm not your friend, i don't even know you and you don't know me either

but everything else is right

why should we care about what happens to this board?

a board that shouldn't have been made
a board that we didn't ask for

btw, i'm a little concerned for the fact that moot said he doesn't care for the /b/read as long as it stays on /mlp/,

yes i know, that so far they are not a problem for us, but moot is really trying to get rid of the idiots from /b/ and i think he is planning something

so in the remote possibility that he succeeds, i just hope that they don't come here to shit on the general
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>>3864645
Come on, we're discussing a decent OC and you go and post this?
what the hell man
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>>3864609
something like that, ye

>>3864622
>>3864610
>>3864628
i'm keeping it PG, PG13 at most so dont worry

(that means no dicks sorry to those who wanted that. might be a bit of a bulge but i dunno yet)
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>>3864659
>"Dear Princess Celestia,

ur a faget.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle"

The crazy things Twilight does while drunk.
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>>3864640
I wish I could strangle Clarkson with my bare hands...
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>>3864652

If a bunch of societal failures gather together, begin to suck eachother off, and then decide to try and change the world to show that they're not freaks, I'm gonna fucking hate their guts.

But that's just me
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>>3864638
Anon and Police Pony are on the edge of cracking a huge case?
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>>3864662

mlpg really is the faggiest place on 4chan.

If we were all placed in a large room together we'd quickly break down and start fucking.

and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>3864664
>not hugging a pony
A true pony lover loves all ponies regardless of tier
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>>3864674

Bulge is acceptable.
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>>3864656
>that feel
especially the writers
even the short little line of greentext here or there from different people
fuck you guys, when the government reads my brain they're going to put me in a mental hospital
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>>3864675
>Fail at greentext
>Pic related
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>>3864638
there was also the riot
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>>3864652
>I'm sure...

Hypocrisy is human, anonymous.
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>>3864640
Since when was it "rent-free"? I'm paying for at least some of the things.

Since when was she eternally horny for me? She's just slutty for cock in general and wants variety.

Stupid Rarity.
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>>3864689

Okay, fiiiiine, I'll hug dash.

But I won't like it, and she probably wouldn't either.
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>>3864675
And the things she gets away with because she's the princess's student...
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>>3864672
We have the submarine, they don't.
If /mlp/ goes belly-up and everyone gets banned, we fall back there.
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>>3864644
it's not quite as fun when she's not pretending she's not enjoying herself...
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>>3864689
Shut up, Lyra. Just cause you would hug any human you could get your grubby little hooves on doesn't mean I have to hug any pone I could get a hold of.
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>>3864705
Wait, what episode is that from?
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>>3864699

Perhaps I'm too much of an idealist.
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>>3864675
>ur a faget
>but ur MAI faget
>hamburger time, twilaght spaerkle
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>>3864706

Man, I remember when fimchan used to be our sub, then that hit a fucking sea mine.
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>>3864611
Yes exactly.
I have a trainee at work with a cross eye, and he pointed me out once, as the only guy at work that can focus on his good eye.
Kinda threw me off.
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>>3864686
I have masturbated to the thought of an MLPG orgy
multiple times
I'm so sorry
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>>3864673
I like her.
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MY LITTLE GENERAL
MY LITTLE GENERAL
A
A
A
A
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>>3864671
How about 'no fucking way'-- that I would ever stoop to being in a relationship with an ignorant, un-intelligent, un-attractive, closed-minded, and all around dull pony that would condemn me to a life of meaningless hardship among a bratty and annoying extending family?

I mean just... eeew. Merely the thought of waking up to wife Applejack makes me sick like a disease.
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>>3864721
I'm not mad anon.

Just disappointed.
>>
test
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>>3864686
>fucking
>not beating the shit out of each other
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>>3864686
>tfw I've got this idea that everyone in MLPG would be pretty average looking and we'd be able to discuss what we wanted
>tfw we're all probably ugly as sin and too spaghetti to be able to get anything out of a relationship

I'd still fuck you all
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>>3864719

is fimchan still alive?
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>>3864715
We're two different kinds of idealist. My ideal is making this entire board like us, cynical, self-aware yet sincere with one another.

Your ideal is defending people who aren't self-aware.
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>>3864672

Yes, you are, lowercase-anon. Yes you are.
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>>3864729
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Would you stick corks in your ears?
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>>3864678
i'll agree that there are many idiots out there and they are rather pathetic, but theres some who aren't so bad and some of the ideals that they mention aren't so bad.

I have to question why there was so much more stigma attached to watching a show like MLP than watching some other similar cartoon shows.

and there was a stigma otherwise it wouldn't of been so news worthy.

but i also realize that going around telling people i like the show isn't going to change their opinions its just something that has to subtly change and its something that i know in my country is already changing.

but hating idiots for being idiots is just something causes unnecessary stress anon. just ignore them.
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>>3864711
8, irrational treasure
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>>3864735

I'm handsome and /fit/, so whatever
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>>3864732

>MLPGcon begins
>after MLPGcon ends, everybody present has been arrested at least once.
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WHAT THE FUCK

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1189409550/ecce-bronies
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>>3864736

Of course, where else would all the old drawfags circlejerk?
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>>3864736
Where do you think they post all the pedo shit?
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>>3864673
Are we posting OCs?

Could we not be posting OCs?
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>>3864744
Corks don't have enough give to do something like that with.
I'll just get my big pack of earplugs, because I'm not a magic cartoon.
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>>3864750
Oh damn we already have 8?
Link to mediafire or the pastebin?
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>>3864754
Here?
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>>3864735
>That feel when average looking and have friends
>That feel when posting deviant, deplorable shit on 4chan

It's a good feel
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>>3864760
Well not with THAT attitude
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>>3864752
>Group of overweight neckbeards unintentionally reenacting Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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>>3864754
Some of us newer ones are there too, though we don't get much help in the way of critique... It's a bit sad really.
>>
Would you laugh at Fluttershy's inability to go fast?
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>>3864745

In my opinion, the stigma's only there because they wanted it to be there in the first place.

Do you think there'd be such a popculture boom if everyone discovered Adventure Time's audience was a bunch of 40-year-old neckbears?
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>>3864753
Not this shit again
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>>3864767
Do we get to spend the whole con tweaking the fuck out?
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>>3864775
Did you even watch the season 2 opening two parter?
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>>3864764

>old drawfags
>getting circlejerked in here

Fat chance, everyone would jump on their shit like chavs looting during a riot.
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>>3864735

well i'm ugly

but at least i don't have a neckbeard
i don't wear fedoras
and i'm not fat
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>>3864753
>4 days
>2 backers
>$20
No one post this when we're on the surface
It's too terrible an idea to succeed
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>>3864745

If only one good thing comes out of this fandom, I hope it"s the chipping away of social constructs with regards to gender.
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>>3864765

My nigga
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>>3864775
Yes because I'm a bad person.
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>>3864744
And the circumstances of this activity would be what now?
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>>3864775

No, I'd hug her and tell her that she's fast enough for me.
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>>3864767
That would be fucking hilarious. The working mlpg guys having to cart around the NEETs while Metals and a couple of other anons desperately work to kill everyone with halucinogens
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>>3864765
Mah nig
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>>3864781
>Everyone at MLPGcon tripping on acid, ether, and mescaline, charging through hotels and bars, picking fights with complete strangers about the reputation of their waifu
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>>3864683
I think I need to watch more cop films
I'm drawing a blank
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>>3864778
But advanture time is slightly-hip show for boys. Not a pink toy commercial
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>>3864775
Yes because I would like to demean her ____Sexually
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>>3864775
I talk about hating certain characters and stuff but I'm far too nice of a person in real life to actually be mean to any of the pone. Even the one not pone that I despise so much.
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>>3864803
I legitimately want to do this.
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>>3864787
me too!
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>>3864743
Applejack is a cunt. We already knew that.
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>>3864801
>Nathan found dead in a pool of whiskey, cocaine and semen, a pony plush and a fleshlight clutched to his chest
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>>3864809
post picture so I can sleep pls
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>>3864797
I got nothing
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>>3864803
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>>3864805

And now MLP is a slightly-hip show for losers and people that want to CHANGE THE WORLD
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>>3864803
>Take them to the carnival like in Fear and Loathing
>Complete insanity
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>>3864778
It's ponies. They're generally considered very gay. The stigma always existed; on the other hand bronies are happy as fuck because they can attentionwhore a lot due to that, and pretend that they are fighting some epic fight for the good of everyone while they're still just attentionwhoring.
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>>3864793
If only one good thing comes out of this fandom, I hope it"s >picture related
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>>3864803

>tfw straight edge due to health concerns and fear of inflaming them

I'd be afraid of being the un fun guy.
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>>3864803

I'd bring a mouth guard to a MLPG meetup and keep it in my pocket for these reasons.
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>>3864810

Oh swifferpone, you so cute.
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>>3864801
>yfw Metals is the Scarecrow
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>>3864763
http://ideone.com/kORPn
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/
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>>3864811
I have to agree. If I saw Twist in real-life I wouldn't laugh at her or abuse or anything like that. I'd just ignore her.
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>>3864826
>"Bonzo's circus is what the world would be like if the Nazis had won the war. This is the 6th reich."
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>>3864843

metals is ded
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>>3864810
I assert that these two must be drawn together someday
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>>3864825

That's where you're wrong. This is still a Hasbro IP - and Hasbro doesn't give a fuck about social movements or making its fanbase happy.

They could destroy this show right now, and not a fuck would be given by their CEO or any of the suits below him.
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>>3864831

I don't like Galaxy Girls designs.
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>>3864820
Holy shit we went through this like 6 hours ago, you're sleeping too much.
Also I guess I'll sleep this time, too.
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>>3864803
I would legitimately do this
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>>3864837
Fear not Anon. I'm straight edge too. We can film everyone else being stupid and laugh at them like I do with my friends now.
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>>3864847
>"YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR HUBERT HUMPHERY. AND YOU KILLED JESUS"
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>>3864729
Applejack loves her family but she wants to share a special relationship with you. I don't think she wants you to feel as though you're marrying her family, and not her.
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>>3864825
There's nothing wrong with wanting to change the world, but throwing a Pinkie Pie toy in people's faces will hardly do that... At least some of the drony dosh goes to charity and stuff (though vast amounts are spent on circlejerking)
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>>3864848
Whaaaaaaaat
but he was pretty cool
cool people don't die
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>>3864701

it was rent-free when you were a poor college kid that she met while he was working at a restaurant she loves, trying to earn some more cash. she's eternally-horny in general, but for you specifically because she loves you. and besides, as i said, as long as you can satisfy her, you're all the man she needs.

>>3864676

hello Piers.

>>3864654

http://www.mediafire.com/?iat09adqa3wy4ux
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>>3864848
That's not true! That's impossible!
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>mfw moot does not entirely hate us

I bet that didn't win him points with the rest of 4chan
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>>3864853
SOME OF US SLEEP AT DIFFERENT TIMES
FUCK YOU DON'T JUDGE ME
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>>3864837
>>3864858
It's okay. We'll just make you chug robitussin.
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>>3864816

Holy shit, brony pls go
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>>3864870
what are you talking about?
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>>3864853
LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT LUNABUTT
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>>3864870
What? Where? I thought he had gone to bed.
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>>3864753
heres a great project by the same studio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPx86mlaykw

expert camera work, enthusiastic acting and a real good job with the post editing, namely colour grading.
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>>3864827
>Considered very gay
>Gay is bad

See this right here? Fuck the pink shit, the horses and everything else. This is our real problem.

The 20th century is over folks, anyone who gives a fuck about whether two guys or two girls fuck needs to get fucked.
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>>3864876
>>3864881

The /q/ thread
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>>3864778
and thats my point, why even have it at all. I'm pretty sure the stigma is what made the show popular in the first place.


>>3864805
and yet theres plenty of girls who like adventure time but thats not news worthy.
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>>3864871
IS THERE REALLY MORE THAN ONE PERSON THAT RELIES ON ME SLEEPING DO THAT THEY CAN?
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>>3864877
But that's the moon
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>>3864876

Moot doesn't hate ponies
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>>3864837

>STRAIGHT EDGE MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU
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Would you rent a red convertible with MLPG and raise drug fueled hell wherever you went?
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>>3864870

>the admin
>trying to earn points with HIS site

He's the fucking god of this place. He couldn't give two fucks about everyone thinks of him.
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>>3864872
You can try.
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>>3864729
You are a bad person.
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>>3864863

The absolute worst thing is when Bronies each donate a dollar to charity or something and altogether make a large sum, then claim that they're useful because of it.

You know why? Because they wouldn't have donated otherwise. They would have rather spent their dosh on pony toys.
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>>3864865
Thanks
/div>
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Whic pone is analest
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>>3864893
When did he say that?
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>>3864872
>DXM for a first-time tripper
Now I KNOW that's a bad idea.
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>>3864870
>specifically points out /b/ as the reason ponies are shit everywhere
It's nice knowing he knows what's what
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>>3864889
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF WHEN TO GO TO BED BECAUSE YOU USUALLY POST IT AT AROUND THE SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT
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>>3864902
Why is Twilight the cutest pony when she's trying to be social?
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>>3864885

Nobody does.

The problem is a bunch of sweaty, fat men in children's clothes parading around and saying it's okay for them to do so because they're a SOCIAL REFORM.
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>>3864850
I guess that is something to ask Art-anon for.
But he has a list filled.
(Besides, we need cute situations and shit for them.)
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>>3864888
Girls liking boy stuff isn't scandalous anymore. I always laught when I read somewhere people were shocked to see Marlene Dietrich strut her stuff in trousers in Paris in 1920s or 30s
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>MLPG road trip through the desolated wastes of a brony-caused postapocalypse
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>>3864870
I'd like to think Moot is completely burnt out and blase about everything. He's not petty enough to care about this shit.

That and he's the glorious dear leader, so his opinion is the only one that matters.
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>>3864904
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>>3864883
Not being able to stabilize the steadycam properly isn't really expert camerawork, but granted, they're better than many other amateur filmmakers.
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>>3864865
I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY

YOU KNOW IT CLARKSON, YOU PENISBREATH
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>>3864912

I actually wrote him a (rather apologetic) letter trying to explain the whole deal some time back. I was probably not the only one though.
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>>3864923
>MLPG road trip through the bible belt
>Two people in a truck
>Everyone else in a horse trailer attached to the back
>Painted pink
>With ">Rape Tank" written on the sides
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>>3864928

>stomach vagina
>BR
>lolsorandum posting
>edgy

Man pokehidden is awful.
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>>3864917
>nobody does

Do you even America, anonymous?

I'm not even talking about bronies here.
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Oh god.

This is legitimately horrifying.

What would each pony be like with a symbiote?
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>>3864915
Because you find it easy to relate to her plight.

>>3864923
Well, first of all, we're going to need a code phrase and response to said phrase. Something that distinguishes us from the bronies, so we know who to trust and who to shoot on sight.

Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.
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>>3864914
BUT I TEND TO POST IT SOMETIME IN THE MORNING WHEN I ACTUALLY SLEEP
THERES USUALLY A 4 HOUR VARIANCE, BUT IF YOU INSIST, I GUESS IM MLPG REVERSE-ALARM CLOCK
GOOD NIGHT <3
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>>3864944

Yes, I live in the southeastern part of the U.S.

You'd be surprised at how nobody gives a fuck.
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>>3864952
Flash!
Thunder!
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>>3864905

during the SES, when he was still coming out to This Fire Burns.
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>>3864917
>nobody does
Well that's not exactly true, in Mhurrica a huge part of the population does, in Europe a large part, and it's best to not even talk about the third world.
>implying the 3rd world matters
Still, there isn't exactly a huge general acceptance to homosexuals. I do agree about bronies though, the only thing they do with their stupid shit is just make people hate gays even more.
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>>3864865
Oh, come on, that's the bait of a hook. She already plans to milk me for money even when I graduate and get a serious job and so on. She sees that coming. And she sluts around with other men because that's her nature, no one guy can satisfy her because her brain isn't like that and she knows it.
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>>3864952
But I don't
I just think it's adorable
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>>3864960
wut
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goonight
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>>3864863
i did mention in my post above that i didn't think the "brony" way was a good way, but the first reaction in the media and peers was interesting and allowed some good introspection.

just because some one doesn't understand the lesson or gets it wrong doesn't mean it was a bad thing to learn.
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>>3864975
zzzz
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>>3864957
Having lived in the southeastern US, it's amazing how sharp that divide is - pretty much anyone under 40 doesn't give a fuck, while anyone older who goes to church will eagerly line up at Chick-fil-A to show their support for the arbitrary hatred espoused by its president.
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>>3864980
I've fapped twice today and I still have an erection
I swear to god this place is worse than viagra
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>>3864979

But there's no lesson
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>>3864948
awesome
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>>3864989
>tfw out of lube, use hand lotion as lube
>three days later, skin peeling off dick
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>>3864860
>>3864899
Oh, come on, you know that I'd be marrying a family and not a girl. And i'd be condemning myself into a life where no hopes and dreams of a world beyond-- from orchestral concerts to economic conferences to astrophysical presentations at museums to anything else-- would be tolerated. A situation where life is nothing more than:

Rocks. Dirt. More rocks. More dirt. Apples. Even more rocks.

A life where I'd be under the hoof of an overly protective and domineering big brother. And then some. NO THANKS.
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>>3864941
You'd be shot dead before you even cross into Alabama.
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>>3864985
This guy is right for the most part. If you want a really good example, visit a Tea Party meeting. I did it once just because I wanted to know more about their ideology, and they were the most bigoted racist people I have ever met in my entire life. And they were all between 50-70.

I had a very difficult time leaving that meeting without saying anything, but one of them was a fucking county sheriff. It just wasn't worth it.
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>>3864985

Oh, well yeah. Old folks are notoriously stubborn and set in their ways. They don't really hurt anyone as long as you're solid enough to look at a sign that says "GOD HATES FAGS" and not break down into tears.

I meant on an affecting daily life.
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>>3864948

this reminds me, we never got Felicia pony.
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>>3864995
>young
>out of conditioner to use as lube
>use shampoo
>it's anti-dandruff
>skin flaking everywhere
I thought I had leprosy or something
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>>3864995

I know this feel
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>>3865007
>>3865010
Fucking old people, ruining the country.
Need to get off our laws.
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>>3865007

FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT IS RUINING THIS COUNTRY

THEY BETTER NOT TOUCH MY SOCIAL SECURITY
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>>3864980

god, i wish that was Thickity in that dress. you have no fucking idea.
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>>3865010
>Old folks are notoriously stubborn and set in their ways

They're also the ones who hold the majority of political power.
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>>3865022
>>3865021

I guess it's daytime
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>>3864870
>check the /q/ thread
>this

>This is a big issue. I have been a brony since the beginning and have been saving pictures ever since. I don't watch the show, I just think the pictures are cute. I have the contacts of every major /b/read poster and am even a part of their group, even though I don't participate ever since /mlp/ started.
They need help, those who still post on /b/. Downright it has nothing to do with 4Chan or /b/ and everything to do with the people behind the posts being, quite literally, insane and immensely butthurt. And when I mean butthurt, I mean they are sick in their minds.
I'm a brony and I cannot relate to what they are doing. It's not even about posting pictures of ponies anymore, it's about posting the worst most annoying pictures available, then creating your own to avatarfag, then to turn around and bitch out other people when they recolor the images that "they" made.
More or less, the issue is not with ponies and never was. The issue is with the elite little group of insane psychopaths behind the posts, and thinking that taking care of the /b/read issue is going about this in the wrong way. This has nothing to do with ponies or bronies or /b/read.
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>>3865022
>HEALTH CARE IS THE SPAWN OF COMMIE SATAN
>BETTER NOT CUT MEDICARE
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>>3864995
>Fap with no lotion
>mfw
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>>3864985
>to show their support for the arbitrary hatred

Okay, stop stop stop. First of all, that was about freedom of speech and right to property. People wanted to be able to use the government to dictate what food someone could or could not eat, and there was pushback.

Second, saying the exact same thing as progressive 'lightworker' savior Barack Obama just a matter of weeks ago... that is not 'hatred'.
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>>3864921
exactly and so why not make it more acceptible for boys to like girls stuff.

its like pink shirt day. some kid was bullied for wearing a pink shirt... why? because it was pink. I'm just glad my country made a point of pointing out how ridiculous this is.
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>>3865029

ARE YOU ONE OF OBONGO'S SPIES ????
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/pol/ pls leave

Unless you want to talk about the preservation of the white race and how the whites are discriminated against the most these days, then I can dig it.
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Why is she so pretty?
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>>3865030

Yeah, I saw that one. Quite sad actually, to think people waste their time like that.
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>>3865045

Shut up goyim
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>>3865038

It's perfectly acceptable for boys to like girly things.

It's not fucking acceptable to dress up as characters from a little girl's show if you're 40 years old and blow your money on shit like 300 dollar fedoras.
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>>3865046
Because she's a mary sue.
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>>3865007
>bigoted racist
0/10

You can say 'you only dislike him because he's black' until your blue in the face, that increasing unemployment rate says more than mere empty talking points.
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>>3864874
I'm afraid not.
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/pol/ pls
just pls
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>>3865046
the wild, multi-colored mane
it suits her
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ASK A QUESTION DIRECTLY BEACAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY SHILL GUYS TIME!

What does MLPG use for lube?
Do you buy KY or do you have your own stuff that works well?
I use mineral oil personally
Has anyone tryed out J-Lube?
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>>3865030
>I don't watch the show

I'm going to let that slide only for the fact that he's accurate about /b/read.

I don't know what the fuck that thread is, but it sure isn't a pony thread
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>>3865060
No, Anon. You are the mary sue.
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>>3865060
But she has faults
For instance, she hates to be booped
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>>3865065

>Senseless, descriptive hate on one of the mane six

Yeah, I'm afraid so. I'm sorry I had to be the one to break it to you.
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>>3865037
Right, sorry, I was overstating the issue, but the "eat in" was in support of the president of Chick-Fil-A's stated belief that gay marriage threatens the sanctity of marriage.

It's really a non-issue, since Chick-Fil-A, however delicious, has always been run by crazy Christian rules. They're not even open on Sunday! Craziness!
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>>3865038
>exactly and so why not make it more acceptible for boys to like girls stuff.

Because it isn't that simple. It's not something you can change in a day, a month or even a year. It took decades - nay, centuries - for society to accept women liking manly things. Men liking a cartoon for girls isn't going to jump start the same process but mirrored.

It'd be great if we had a society where everyone could like everything without fear of consequence. It's not going to happen any time soon, though - especially not because of a mere cartoon.
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>>3865046
She likes to have sex, so she does what it takes to attract males.
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>>3865031
>Paul Ryan
>VP candidate

Old, discredited trope is old and discredited
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>>3865068
>tfw i never use lube
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>>3865068

Lube for what?
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>>3865068
>Pretty shill guys
>shill
CORPORATE SCUM
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>>3865052

>implying you don't waste your time
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>>3865072
>>3865073
>has many friends despite being an ass
>preforms feats no other pony has been known to
>rainbow mane
>lives comfortably despite lax approach to work
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>>3865075
Because that's totally a novelty around here.
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>>3865046
>least pretty of the mane six
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>>3865068
Uncut master race, I never need lube.
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>>3865032
>fap multiple times a day
>no lubricant
>no peeling

Honestly I always thought people used lube for the sensation but do people really have a problem with dry dick?
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>>3864995
>>3865017
>>3865019
>>3865032
>Americans talking about their lack of foreskin

feels good being a complete man
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>>3865068
>needing lube to fap
pathetic
but if you are talking about anal then hand lotion
vegetable oil works in a pinch
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>>3865085

Corporations are people, my friend.
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>>3864887
Is it still up?
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>>3865066
What
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>>3865088
>has clear anxiety issues
>obviously hubristic
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>>3865087

I waste my time in a much better way
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>Cut vs. uncut

I'm out
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>>3865061
These people were claiming that the gay teenagers in high school were corrupting the minds of their sons and daughters, and that Muslims should not be allowed to take any US Gov. related occupation - even something like working at the post office.
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>>3865092
Cut here. Still don't use lube to masturbate.
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>>3865037
>>3865076
On what bizarro planet does a CEO of a fried chicken joint's opinion on gay marriage matter?
Fucking hell. people.
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>>3865090
Least Pretty is probably Pinkie
What a terrible colour scheme
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>>3865068
Bad Dragon clear cumlube

no
seriously
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>>3865093

Goddamn if Zajice's OCs aren't hot as fuck.
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>>3865076
I find it hilarious how the left wing talks so much about 'protecting what we can do with our bodies' but takes completely at face value government banning fast food restaurants, requiring that all sodas be in given sizes, and so on.

In b4 "I find it hilarious how the right..." I know. Both sides are hypocritical a-holes.
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I'm a militant atheist
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>Ron Paul
>not racist
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would going up to a girl you're interested in and booping her on the nose work?
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>>3865101
Should be on the frontpage
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>>3865092
>>3865095
Wait
Wait
Do you run your hand up the skin of your dick or do you move your skin with your hand?
Cause the latter feels like shit compared to the former for me
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>>3865088
A lot of people have friends even though they act like an ass.

As for being lazy? Hell, we don't even see here working practically ever. It'd be boring and have nothing to do with the plot.

I'm defending a cartoon character, what the fuck
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>>3865118
No, that would be fluttershy.
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>>3865101

It's stickied
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>>3865114
It became a corporate stance once it came out
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>>3865130

Please stop
This is literally the lowest tier of conversation.
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>>3865075
>Rational, sense-filled hate about the idea of marrying one of the mane six.
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>>3865099
>A money making organization is an individual

THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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>>3865068
In all seriousness, I rarely use lube, and I'm cut. I guess I'm just good with my hands or something because the little bit of motion I can get away with is enough, it's mostly just a tiny bit of loose skin being pushed over the edge of my head.
For anal, I use J-Lube because it's plain
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>>3865114
Corporations are people too
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>>3865126

If you want to get pepper sprayed, then yeah it works.
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>>3865102
That shop is pretty good
The bleed makes it believable
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>>3865118
Better than Rainbow's appearance? She looks like an MSPaint program vomited.
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>>3865132
4fluffy8me
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>>3865122
The US gov is a bad joke, filled to the brim with the biggest idiots. The right wing is still considerably worse.
>>
Anyone else here not use their hands to masturbate ?
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>not just using your sweaty palms as lube
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>>3865131
sounds to me like she's more than a cartoon character for you, son

waifu territory perhaps
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>>3865132
dashfags pls kill yourselves
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>>3865156
Lyra, pls
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>>3865149
Everyone knows RP's a ponyfag
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>>3865156
I use my mare fleshlight sometimes.
I prefer to have it be a treat rather than a regular thing, though.
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>>3865126

Guys don't boop, it's too girly
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>>3865155

It's better than a lot of them
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>>3865156
I use a tengu flip hole.
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>>3865130
not that guy, but move the skin
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>>3865167
no government's perfect; they've all got their fair share of shit
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>>3865164
I strongly agree with this.
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>>3865158
Cute pone, but no waifu.
Only 3DPD for me, thank you very much
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>>3865126
Dear God.

No.

Why would you possibly think that was a good idea.
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How did this thread get so bad so fast
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based moot
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>>3865167
>>3865175
>better than a lot of them
We have the worst government in the west
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>>3865142
An organization can be legally treated as an individual in terms of a corporeal construct such that the people involved can have limited liability and thus take on large-scale risks that a system of joint-and-sever-able-liability would not allow efficiently.
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>>3865184

Dashfags
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So, if anon will marry neither Rarity not Applejack, who would anon choose?

One of these two, perhaps?
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>>3865188
>>3865186

Not poniya

Shut up already
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>>3865185
I actually didn't think he payed that close attention to MLP until that thread

It makes me wonder...
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>>3865184
Good heavens!
Just look at the time!
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>>3865186
UK gov is pretty shitty too.
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DORKS
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>>3865190

Fluttershy.

It was the first marriage discussion in the thread.
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>>3865185
Poor mooty is so detached from his website's fanbase ;_;
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What if the senior earth ponies of Ponyville are secretly racist against unicorns?
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>The Mane 6, Spitfire, Cyan, and Minty all in a Princess Celestia plushie with ever inflating diapers.

Truly a moving, relevant piece of modern art.
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>>3865189
More like >Trixiefags
But really /pol/ and /b/ fuck off forever
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>>3865204

We'll find out in the racism episode. Or was that HWE?
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>>3865205
>Shitting inside the Princess
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>>3865191
>An organization can be legally treated as an individual in terms of a corporeal construct such that the people involved can have limited liability and thus take on large-scale risks that a system of joint-and-sever-able-liability would not allow efficiently.

This is why Applejack and her new husband, upon the death of Granny Smith, decided to open up their ranch to a multi-city consortium. They now live as much in Hoofington as they do in Ponvyille. Applejack also has a new foal on the way soon.

>Better?
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>>3865211

Bridle Gossip was racism episode
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>>3865205
Are those OCs
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I wish I could catch a wave with a pony.
Such a small amount of pony fans who surf...
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>>3865205
oh man im gonna need a dA link
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>>3865205

What the
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UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:
http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html

hahahahahahahah life is good yes hahahaha
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>>3865185
Glorious based Moot
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>>3865200
I have to agree with the guys who'd say she'd be too hung up on the meat-eating thing and other things. But she is so totally beautiful and soft and everything... *sigh*
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>>3865190
I'd marry Twilight.
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>>3865205
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>>3865205
That's it. I'm going to bed.
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>>3865234
>MLPG.gif
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>>3865243
Not if I do first
How would you propose
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>>3865200

Fluttershy is my least favorite of the Mane 6, but is probably the pony I would be most compatible with.
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>>3865248
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>>3865233
What the fuck is this shit?
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Good night MLPG.
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
>Pinkie suddenly turned into a blueberry when testing out new muffins.
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>>3865251

Before I found MLPG, I thought FS would be the most popular pony on 4chan, because she's so beta
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>>3865233
Holy Jesus, you're still going?
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>>3865250
Do some kind of highly visual pun involving books maybe?

IDK... like making a book fort that says Marry Me when I lead her out the end of it?
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>>3865262
That's so Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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>>3865262

what is the source of this shit?
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>>3865270
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>>3865255
Well, friend
It is a quest which has been running for quite a while on a board which you may not familiar with.
It's basic premise is dealing with bronies
Please be kinder when asking questions in the future.
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>>3865253
hahahahaha
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>>3865260

Bye, and please don't litter with OCs
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So here's that display I was talking about yesterday. You can see all the posters on the left side there. All barcode-less and increasing my desire to engage in petty shoplifting and such.

And I'm far too beta to ask management what the deal is.

I also took a picture of the map, but I'm sure you've already seen it so no real point.
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>>3865262
>Fluttershy wanted to snuggle one night, but I had a different idea. Good thing she has that diaper on, because she may be in here a long time.
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>>3865263

I have a feeling that some people only like Fluttershy because they want a subservient wife.
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which pone would you most like to give a nice, long hug?
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>>3865250
>>3865268
Write her a book and each chapter header has the letters that spell out "Marry Me" with a thick enough cover that there's a ring in the back when she reaches the end.

captcha: cseamito marriage,
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>>3865281
>Filename.

Fuck.
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>>3865281

Aren't the posters free ?
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Well, maybe I won't go to bed just y

>>3865262
>berryboyflashbacks in filename

YEAH. NO. FUCK IT.
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>>3865277
>eat me
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>>3865264
yes

i-is there a problem
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>>3865250
>>3865268
>not writing a book about your long romance
>not titling it "Marry Me, Twilight Sparkle"
>not making her read it
>not observing her reaction as she reads the closing line, the protagonist asking "Will you marry me, Twilight Sparkle?" and ending the book right there
>not watching her slowly put the book down and turn to you with her answer
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>>3865287
Fluttershy.
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>>3865287
Twilight
And I'd surprise her with it too.
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>>3865287
Any of them
All of them

Why can't I hug marshmallow pone
This is an awful feeling
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>>3865274
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mintycandy/

This is the last time I follow links to furry sites, MLPG who the fuck am I kidding
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I make marker pone doodle.

Hoorah.
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>>3865295
That's what a comment yesterday suggested to me, but, I dunno, I'm having a hard time rationalizing the concept of "wal-mart" and "free".

And MLP stuff just might top the list of "Things I want to be caught shoplifting the least"

>>3865291
I mean
I could upload a version with the exfil data if you're that passionate about it
I didn't know you cared anon~
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>>3865301
No, it's just I completely forgot about the quest after bronycon.
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>>3865309
>Not duckface
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>>3865285
Anon is beta and insecure and habitually depressive, thus craving for security, dependability, commitment, equality, and a sense that if they get in a serious relationship with someone than it's a deep bond that will lead to a happily ever after.

They could get that from a lot of ponies, but nopony as clearly as... as with Flutters.
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>>3865281
hey you again.
I never thought I'd actually see you again.

I didnt think the posters would be so damn small, but I would kill for that poster display box thought.
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>>3865283
what with the taxidermy shit.

or does he just really like TGweaver?
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>>3865281
>empty shelves
America must suck now
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>>3865310
>And MLP stuff just might top the list of "Things I want to be caught shoplifting the least"

Non-sense!

Clearly sexual lubricant would be number one.
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>>3865328
Plushvore
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>>3865289
>>3865303
>she gives you a review
>"Well, it was clearly an amateur work, and I don't see a professional publisher taking it. The pacing is slow, but the characterization felt very relatable. It could use a bit of development to raise the stakes. As it stands I don't see why he didn't just ask her up front rather than go through this entirely contrived and convoluted process."
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>>3865320

>People still think that everyone on 4chan is "beta and insecure and habitually depressive"

Uh, fuck no. I'd waifu Fluttershy because she's the most beautiful, I love animals, and she's kind and gentle.

Stop being a cunt.
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ENOUGH WITH THE HIATUS, GIVE ME NEW HORSE EPISODE

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
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>>3865335
hahahahahahaha
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>>3865340
>tfw pone might only be a month or so away
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>>3865336
0/10
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>>3865340
You'll be pleased to know we got some leaks, anon. And we're halfway through August.

SOON
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>>3865324
>hey you again.
>I never thought I'd actually see you again.

I'd never renege on you like that, anon.

>I didnt think the posters would be so damn small, but I would kill for that poster display box thought.

The posters are small, yes, but I want one of those fucking maps more than anything.

I'll probably get the poster display box easy, as I'm probably the only person willing to put down considerable money for it.

The downside is, of course, the fact that the auction is rather public and I'm sure questions will be asked.

>>3865333
>Clearly sexual lubricant would be number one.

Nope. Sexual lubricant is less weird for me than girls toys.

>>3865329
They're remoding that entire area - the mlp display itself just got put out yesterday.
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>>3865309

Wait. Is it pink and purple or purple and pink? Serious question here.
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>>3865349

This isn't /v/ or /b/, sport.
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>>3865355
green and purple
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>>3865355
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>>3865357

I taking it you weren't here last night.
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I want to make an elderly pony OC and name him Rusty Bucket.
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>>3865222
Oh hey, I should really surf more often. My board's been a wall decoration for two years now.

Which ponies would use which types of board?

Fluttershy would boogieboard
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>>3865363

AHA
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>>3865346
If that were the case the Hub would be advertising the premiere date every other commercial right now.
It's further away than that.
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>>3865355
Purple and pink
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>>3865377

A month away? I think they'd start about two weeks from premiere.
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>That feel when you will never toke up with Marker Pony and reminisce about the good old days back on /co/.
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>>3865392

>Marker pony
>Doing drugs
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>>3865397
>Weed
>Drugs
gb2/highschool/
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>>3865397
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>>3865372
Twilight Sparkle would use a hoverboard

You bozo, those don't work on water!
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>>3865397
In her profession, its usually a good idea to stay high all the time to deal with the crushing depression.
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>>3865397
>>3865392
>good days
>on /co/
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>>3865386
>The wedding advertising campaign
Which started almost a month and a half before airing.
Hasbro is now aware that MLP got them the greatest ratings the Hub has ever experiences.
They will be advertising a while before S3 crops up.
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>>3865406

I don't know what you're trying to say, but I bet it's dumb.
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>>3865363

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IIIIIIIIS.
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>>3865412
Better then these days.
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>>3865412
>Implying the good days aren't in our future
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>>3865412
Okay, /co/ was pretty shitty, but I personally think we were still better off then we are now.
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>>3865414

I think they started a month away because there was a toy tie-in already
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>>3865424
>Implying MLPG is not gonna die during/after S3
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>>3865408
Unless you have POWAAAHH
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>>3865423

This is actually a common misconception.

If you'd simply take a dive in the archive, you'd see that it's exactly the same.
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>>3865432
>Implying MLPG will ever die
What kind of a ride do you think this is, anyway?
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>>3865412
The dog days are over
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>>3865432

That's virtually impossible
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>>3865435
>This is what new people believes.
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>>3865441
>>3865438
Wait for the wave of new posters when S3 begins
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>>3865429
We were just as bad then, but in different ways. And now /co/ has gotten so fucking terrible that I don't think I even want to go back.

I really wish /co/ had never gotten so big. I don't care if it makes me a hipster, the small niche boards are always better than the big ones.
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>>3865447

>If you disagree you're new

Stay delusional, champ.
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>>3865435
Exactly.

It's not often we such an ability to tear off our rose-tinted goggles, but in this case, we LITERALLY have a complete archive of what went on in the past, untainted by bias or a fading, nostalgic memory.

>>3865447
Check it out for yourself. It's empirical.
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>>3865438
What kind of a question is that?
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>>3865452
/n/ confirmed for best board.
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>>3865435
We were a lot slower and more on topic.
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>>3865447

We've had our ups and downs. Personally, I don't concern myself with this issue, I just enjoy this crazy ride.
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>>3865435
I can assure you there wasn't THIS kind of hostility back on /co/, sure we had awful days, but it wasn't a daily thing like now.
I already know at which moment of the day the General is going to be full of shit and mad and why is going to be like that. /co/ was chiller.
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>>3865474
I want to get off the ride come season 3
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>>3865466
/n/ is shit and /o/ will always be superior. Deal with it faggot.
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>>3865466

>mfw we could probably move to /n/ and no one would know or care
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>>3865432
>Die during a season

Are you retarded or something? We're dead now because the season hasn't started yet. There's maybe twenty people now. On new episode day? there's probably around a hundred. And with the new season we're almost bound to attract more posters.
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>>3865466
>/n/
>Not /trv/
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>>3865451
>>3865487
>And with the new season we're almost bound to attract more posters.

Oh god I don't even want to imagine that
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>>3865482

Certainly weren't people using new as an insult, either.

That's fucking /b/ tier.
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>>3865485
/o/ is bigger and angrier, but the answer IS always a Volvo 240.
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>>3865468
>slower
Yes
>on topic
Only when there was news or 1 or 2 days after the episode.
We are basically the same, just with more infighting.
I.E. There was a shit ton of Tribes played for a while similar to that mafia spam that we get.
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>>3865468
It was definitely better in 2010/early 2011, but we're not getting any worse than we were last August.
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>>3865487
>and with the new season we're almost bound to attract more posters

I want to believe that isn't going to happen, but I'm just not naive enough.
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>>3865497
>>3865451

>ABLOOBLOOBLOO MY SEKRIT KLUB

Stop it. New blood is important.
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>>3865500
Eh...
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>>3865500
>tfw /b/read and MLPG are cross-pollinating
>even if they haven't, they will when new people come in for S3 and don't respect the borders, going wild on the /mlp/ board

Gentlemen, the lifeboat is headed on a course for the perfect storm...
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>>3865503
I sold my 240 for half what I paid for it. I will regret doing so for the rest of my life.
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>>3865511
Yeah, with /b/ and all the Redditfags we have in the General right now
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I'm going to bed MLPG

Don't be shit when I get up, okay?
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>>3865509
>we were better when closer to Ponychan
Really no, the bannings helped out a lot.
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Move when ready:

>>3865518
>>3865518
>>3865518
>>3865518
>>3865518
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>>3865533

They've been here for a long time
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oh no what are you guys doing

last time i checked this thread you were all being adorable and friendly

go back to that pls
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>>3865536
Wish granted. We're now the piss.

I wish to have human Applewife with massive knockers
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>>3865507
I was thinking more of pre-2012, though we did have our fare share of /v/ I don't remember it being nearly as bad.
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>>3865533
You spend way too much time on /v/.
Knock it off
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>>3865527
How's that BMW treating you?
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>>3865545
If they were, they were not this loud.

/b/? Sure
Reddit? I don't think so, I frankly don't remember so many crosslinks to Reddit on /co/, and now you can see people not only crosslinking but shitposting stuff from there.
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>>3865577
Where are these cross links you keep talking about?
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>>3865569
>He wants a General clean.
>He must be from /v/
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>>3865577

Stop shifting the blame, if we are "bad" then it's no one's fault but ours.

Also, don't remember any crosslink to reddit. At all.
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>>3865595
>you keep talking about?

Huh?

You know, bronies doing stupid shit or some drama on Reddit it's always linked here.

>>3865602
There was one just last night.
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>>3865618

Wow, a whole one link. How tragic.
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>>3865618

Some faggot posted Marker Pony the other day
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>>3865630
Multiply that when S3 starts
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>>3865647

Like it happened when S2 started? Oh wait.
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>>3865654
>Implying these threads didn't go full shit when S2 started.

Have you been here? Do you remember august?
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>>3865673
Oh man august and september were suffering
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