NO RAPE

horse

>>382063
>Living on semen

>Pedofillyia

>pear

>>382182
Would you trade sex for food with a homeless pony?

>cape

>consensual sex after marital agreement

>>382182
>>382182
>not living on semen

>>382025
>You'll never have your entire existence reduced to groveling at the feet of men, nuzzling their hardening erections with a gentle, worshipping fondess begging them to use your body
>You'll never not have to worry about anything in life ever again except whether someone is currently using the willing cumdump that are your holes.

I am the greatest

heythislookslikeacoolthreadwhatsgoinoninhere.

>>382200
>2012

Any drawfag here taking a cute request?

>>382169
I had a really strange dream. I was in a mental hospital among others together with Lyra, humanized (the whole thing had absolutely nothing to do with ponies), but we were there on our own accounts. and we were trying to help some autistic rainman'ish fellow. and humanized Lyra - for some strange reason - was caucasian/asian. and rather pretty.

I'm not even a Lyra fan/didn't really care about her, but that dream was nice

>>382182
Can't be done long term. You can digest only a part of it while the rest winds up in your stomach. It takes a couple months to completely digest, so eventually you wind up looking like one of Ross's creations if you don't pump your stomach frequently.

We need more Dave. Who among us is currently a Dave?

>>382226
go back to /b/

>>382201
>that feel when after many years of practicing and training you'll never achieve your dreams of being the official royal cockslut, servicing dignitaries and ambassadors from across the lands all day and most of the night, day in, day out

WOOOOOAAWOAHWAOOAHWOAHHWOOOAAAAOOOH

>>382201

>>382224
You're one of the guys that believes that gum stays in your stomache for 7 years too, aren't you

What's with the sudden /b/ influx?
Did they decide to "raid" us?

>Season 3 comes with hamburger helper writing, what do?

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>>382191

>>382246

>>382258
Purge everything.

>>382242
THEY ARE KIDS FOR GOD SAKES

>>382269
Who the fuck are you?

>>382218
there was also some rollercoaster'ish thing that you had to enter by crawling through a washing machine and press a button and it partially ran next to a subway

>>382275
Details

>>382246
Someone ought to draw that gray pony discreetly fucking Twist at a sleepover while that flower pony lies a few feet away pretending to sleep.

>>382258
Get ready for canon shipping.

>>382255
Just another day in the lifeboat.

>>382290
>Pretending to sleep
>Not burning down the building

You're going going to like my little ponies
I guarantee it

>>382269
You better hae something to contribute and fast,
Otherwise you need to leave.

So apparently the animators linked Bonbon with Lyra last episode.

>>381087

>2011

>>382304
Man I love Chinman pony
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE DRAW HER AS CHINMAN?

you know, all this sex talk sounds appealing when you're horny but as soon as you orgasm it's the last thing you want to do

why is that

damn i just realized no fappe tyme with 4chan x

>>382318
Welcome to yesterday!

>>382323
because god is a fucking troll

>>382318
Yes this has been discussed many times
The layout artist on Allspark confirmed it
Also Derpy's bag has a muffin on it

>>382258
>Imagine some one walking by a grave marked "Friendship is Magic"
>Leaving Flowers and giving a salute
>It's Lauren Faust with tears rolling down her cheeks

>>382323
>you know, all this sex talk sounds appealing when you're horny but as soon as you orgasm it's the last thing you want to do
I mean I guess it's the case with weird masturbation stuff but that shit isn't there if you're having actual consensual sex.

>>382318
we know, we've known since pretty soon after the episode aired

we pick apart all 22 minutes of the episode quickly these days

>>382338
I still haven't read his post, got link?

>>382348
>SweetieHD humans
HOW FUCKING HORRIFYING

>>382319
>baby troll gets upset

>>382350
Last post on page 1
http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=85497&st=0

all done with my group shot

who is the most kawaii~ ♥

>>382348
We gotta go fast.

>>382356
it' s supposed to be a doll

>>382282
>>382314
>new
ignore, lest you shit up the thread further

>>382359
>ross
ew

every last one of these stupid sexy ponies needs to plowed until they're pregnant with our children

>>382343
She would probably be happy knowing she could finally sever all ties with that show.

>>382362
BUT STILL.

Rainbow Dash is a gateway pony of the worst kind. She's a bad pony, a clusterfuck of bad episodes and bad characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive 10 seconds/20% faggotry and GOTTA GO FAST. The normal anon can see her as the shit she is, and may enjoy her, hate her or be indifferent to her, but all the while recognizing that the pony herself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

>>382234
>>382282
>>382314
Am I supposed to believe you're more than one person?

>>382359
Spike

>>382359
Rarity

Season 2 is absolute garbage.

>>382378
Get out

>>382369
Human cant impregnate pony.

>>382377

>>382378
Aaaaaaand filtered.

>>382392
That's what YOU think!

>>382389
You're doing this just to get fucked by Tess aren't you

>>382378
Now we know who was the Yamino drone last thread

>>382392
Well, we'd better keep trying then.

>>382348
>that image

>>382392

he'll be damned if he isn't going to try though

>>382377
10/10

>>382404
Tess is a dude.

>>382408

I want to color it but I have no tablet and trying to ink it with a mouse just turns out terribly

>>382422
And?

>>382358
Thanks man

>>382347
>consensual sex
>2012

>>382389
>implying you could ever give her what she wants
All she wants the dresses for is so they can be ripped off of her body. The only thing she wants to be certain about is that there's at least one more cock in line after she's done with this one. The only reason she dislikes nights on the street is because there are fewer ponies around. She wants lust, not love.

Gotta go fast

>>382348
This makes me laugh every time I see it.

>>382323
Man, I haven't had that feel for years.

>>382182
I would give her a home and feed her plenty, buy her whatever dresses she wanted. I'd treat her like my little princess. No more uncertainty. No more nights on the street. I would love her like no other and she would not want for anything.

Too bad she isn't real. ;_;

>>382425
I have a tablet but I can't ink worth shit

Be honest, MLPG.

When was the last time you checked to make sure you have a better relationship with your vassal bishops than they do with your spiritual leader?

Shouldn't you be ensuring you're getting taxes?

>>382433
>implying my pure hobo pony is a whore
You take that back

>>382224
>Not knowing that pony semen is the most nutritious substance in existence
>Not wanting to replace your diet with warm, fresh-from-the-source candy pony semen
>Not wanting to suckle your favourite pony's horse cock, licking along the length, caressing each nub and detail along his/her's dick and coaxing out wave after wave of delicious seed, filling your mouth and stomach with its wonderful cream

>>382378
You're in the wrong thread, bro. Tripfags belong in the /b/ threads. Everyone here is anon, unless they actually contribute creative works, then they adopt a name.

You're welcome to stay if you remove your name and trip. Otherwise, go.

>>382469
>implying she charges

>>382182
>I would give her a home and feed her plenty, buy her whatever dresses she wanted. I'd treat her like my little princess. No more uncertainty. No more nights on the street. I would love her like no other and she would not want for anything.
This so fucking hard, she would have her own bedroom I would cook whatever she wanted, I love to cook. I wish I was needed

>>382459

seems like it should be pretty easy, you just make a new layer and trace over the drawing, right?

>>382472
>that feel when you'll never be blindfolded and tied down, only able to move your tail and tongue, while the stallions of the town viciously and repeatedly violate you
>that feel when you'll never start to recognise them by their taste and start thanking them with a grin, letting a tiny portion of their seed dribble out of your mouth before you greedily lick it off of your chin

>>382478

>>382489
SMALLER

I can almost make out the words on the wheel

>>382472
sparkler pls go

Hurry up and start being good MLPG

I'll wait.

>>382472
All of this is non-sexual of course

>all the semen talk in this thread
theme music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>382489
>12.5% chance
>It could never happen

Would you hug a crying Rarity?

>>382505
How can I make this happen? Is there really a way to create such a thing?

>>382505
Why be good when being bad is so much more fun?

>>382475
holy shit you're fucking dumb
I don't understand why all the trolls here haven't gotten trips to piss everyone off

>>382505
Give us a topic, take the fucking initiative.

>>382525
Because fun is a buzzword

>>382494
it seems easy, but when i try to do it it ends up looking like shit

>>382514
YES I WOULD
I WOULD HUG HER AND CUDDLE HER AND SCRATCH HER BELLY AND HUG HER EVEN MORE
NON-SEXUALLY

>>382505
I shooped this yesterday
Is this good enough for you?

>>382498
Sluttymare anon did you read my last comment abut the bath?

>>382514
I would hug any crying pones.

>>382498
Reality is so cruel

>>382504
no

>>382532

>Buzzword
He said it!

>>382532
Saying buzzwords is fun

>>382540
no, what was it

so who here has actually tasted semen

i've eaten mine and it was kinda slimy and gross like snot

>>382505
>Here rests "Anon Mc Anonson"
>"He waited for MLPG to be good
>1990-2070

Have you got an Iron Will MLPG?

>>382242
and without further ado, I think I'll practice drawing some more

perhaps more purposefully harder so that it conveniently gets in the way of posting in the thread

>>382555
It's not that bad, I kinda like the taste.

I miss /co/
Why can't we go back?

>>382555
I've tasted mine
I like it

>>382572
Because the bridge was cut
>>>/co/
See nothing...

>>382572
Because of these people

>>382563
I AM THE STRONGEST WILLED PERSON HERE

>>382572
This is /co/. The fuck you talking about?

>>382502
stop being picky

Would you unite the thousand disparate flags of the German states to form Rome reborn, the forever immortal Holy Roman Empire?

>>382505
>1 BILLION YEARS LATER

>>382591
>rape

>>382581
GODDAMN IT!
I was drinking coffee.

>>382425
i think his images are better b&w

>>382555
>My face when it wasn't even hot like they always describe

>>382584
funny

>>382563
Dudes name is Iron Will.
I bet the kids called him I Will on the field.
Talk about a boost in self esteem

>>382591
>derpy is a berry ugly pone

>>382580
Stand back, my OC has Mary Sue powers. She'll open a portal.

>>>/co/

>>382606
it cools down pretty quickly, but straight out of the tap it's pretty warm.

>>382605

the colors, duke, the colors

>>382442

faggot

>>382621
...
KLONDIKE ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE A REQUEST?

>>382555
I only eat it because it's easier to dispose of.
I don't like using socks. I know what just went on that even after I wash it.

>>382606
It's warm but instantly cools down right after ejaculation, so for best taste: cum in your own mouth

>>382612
in m headcanon Iron Will was a doormat as a kid and suffered a Fluttershy-esque transformation

>MLPG
>Talking about tasting their own semen

well I guess it could be worse

>>382631
>I only eat it because it's easier to dispose of.
Are you me?

MAGIC.MOV WHEN?????

>>382631
>Tissues

Lyra and Bonbon thread

>>382621
Oh you

>>382632
>that feel when you tried that after a few days without shaving

No, just

no, don't do that. You'll miss.

Ha-ha! Time for some logo-free gifs

>>382638
And this is still better than the old thread.

>>382641
>caring about a .mov

>>382555
>not having your partners salty-slick tongue in your mouth after a bj

>>382649
Ahhhh yeah

>>382646

>>382632
>>382606
>>382576
>>382555

>>382649
Holy shit that's impresive

>>382649
Where can I get the logo free version?

>>382571
It's pretty nice when you're actually aroused, especially if you're really in the mood for something "taboo". The perfect serving in my opinion, is when you've been teased for several hours before finally allowed to have your fill.

But when you've had an orgasm yourself and in the "I-guess-I'll-help-you-out-then" recuperation period, it's not all that great. Like a watery, sort of tangy, thick fluid. It's a niche to really enjoy it without arousal, which is why you don't orgasm first

>>382632
>you will never shoot semen so forcefully that you splatter your own face

>>382555
>when fapping
>OH MAN IM GONNA EAT MY ENTIRE LOAD
>Cum
>Oh god it's all over my hands get it off get it off

and in that ONE TIME, THAT EVERYONE HAS DONE
>Shoots all over your face
>instant regret

>>382646
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>382649
FUCK YES
best gif and best scene

>>382649
yay

>>382647

>filthy sandraker
>not glorious Terran

pls go

>>382638

>well I guess it could be worse

>>382646

>ross

yeah it just got much worse

>>382638
It's either about dicks, rape, wifus or horse fucking.
Choose your poison.

>>382674
please tell me you have one where shes walking in the air

>>382664
yayponies.eu

>>382643
>Wasting resources

>>382667
>that feel when you never realised it was taboo growing up so it's just routine
>that feel when you legitimately like the taste
I'm not gay I promise

>>382679

>>382687
no no, Pinkie, you're meant to swallow.

>>382688
>No watering your trees with your cum

>>382684

>>382323
I can't stand sex talk even during sex.

>sucking cock
>them: "Have I came yet?"
>me (through mouthful of dick): "Fwhaf?"
>them: "Um, it feels so good I can't tell."
>suddenly overcome with the desire to leave the room and walk until my legs fail

>>382698
Pinkie confirmed for spitter

Crying Pinkie and Rarity please!

>>382667
The taste also varies based on the things you've eaten and how many times you've already masturbated that day.

>>382710
goddamn it... I wasn't the only one who thought it...

>>382704
Now do crying rarity without the logo

>>382707

>>382646
so like, can Bonbon just shove her legs in Lyra's pussy?

>On back
>Dick in face
>Jerking it
>That feel when you cum and you regret everything

Would you clean off a chocolate covered Pinkie with your tongue?

Does anyone have a gif of Rarity and Pinkie Pie crying and running away?

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHHH"

>>382721
>>382720
SMILe confirmed for time traveller

>>382719
I actually didnt even think about that until that anon posted his comment about swallowing

>>382732
But I want the sad crying rarity

>>382728
>try to get up
>back's been angled for too long and it hurts like a bitch

>>382552
Take a bath after your last client is sleeping.

anyone have that my little sweetheart pinup?

>>382740
you sadist fuck

>>382720

>>382662
some one FUCKING SAVED THAT?!
i posted that fucking once after i made it

>>382759
What about
>HALF DAY

>>382750
THANK YOU


>>382749
SAD CRYING PONIES ARE MY NEW FETISH
THE ONLY CURE IS HUGS

>pipsqueak in the latest episode

This is the best possible thing.

>>382689
Speaking of taste, I've also found it pretty individual. For example, it can either be really runny, sickeningly thick or even smell sort of fruity (He later told me he'd been eating a -shitload- of fruit for months to test if it was true). Also this one guy had been taking the supplements you occasionally see drifting around /d/, and despite him not being completely happy with the results, it was still rather impressive a load. But yeah, jizz has a definite appeal, but it will never be pony semen ;_;

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>382745
I guess that could work, so long as they didn't mind little old me snuggling in beside them and probably waking them up when I get back into bed.
Maybe I'd even look so cute all cleaned up they wouldn't immediately want to fuck me

this would make me sad

>>382761

>All this fetish talk

>>382649
thanks for the heads up, going to download now

>>382634

>>382777
>Fetish talk
Which fetish?

>>382775
You're my second favorite tripfag, right next to the all mighty Leth

>>382782
Klondike if my request contains a diamond dog would you draw it?

>>382766
>that feel when you'll never, ever feel thick loads of marshmallow pony semen flowing down your throat as the anonymous stallion pushes himself down your throat, holding your head so all you can see and smell is him, and you slowly start to black out as swallowing his gorgeous load seems more important than gasping for breath

>>382728

>>382777
I feel quite out of my element.

>>382782
oh yeah i forgot she said that

>>382795

Thanks, doc.

>>382789
Leth is everybody's favorite tripfag

>>382766
10/10
Would lick that mayo again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yniqKRRroQk&
>you will never jizz on Pinkie's face

>>382794
Shut up shut up shut up shut up

ONE DAY

>>382727

hahahaha no

they just cuddle a lot

>>382793
>>382627
I'm actually working on important real work stuff right now so I can't take requests. In fact I keep forgetting to stop using a name when I'm not taking request. So perhaps later.

>>382805
fuck

You must choose to have as your friends:
>2 mane 6 ponies
>1 CMC
>2 Secondary
>2 Background
>Luna or Celestia
Go

>>382769
>that would make me sad

But I thought that was your thing.

>>382825
Luna. Now what?

>>382795
i was just going to request this one

>>382810
>implying

>>382825
Rarity and Twilight
Sweetie
Iron Will and Fancypants
Lyra and...fuck I don't know I'll guess Bon Bon to keep them together
Celestia
WHAT DO I WIN NOW

>>382825
Fluttershy and Pinkie
Apple Bloom
Cheerilee and Zecora
Derpy and Carrot Top
Luna
Or was I supposed to choose just one option?

>>382823
.....Iron Will giving Big Mac his dose?

>>382800
>dem tiny claws
hnnng

>>382815
Nope, never. They'll never pull out of you and let you flop to the floor, covered in a day's worth of ejaculate and tell you to clean yourself up for tomorrow. You'll never happily oblige before curling up in your bed and going to sleep, dreaming happy dreams about horse penises, before waking up the next morning and living them out, completely content with your life, and having everything you could possibly want right at your hooftips.

>wait patiently to see what could possibly be contributed to this thread
>ongoing talk of semen consumption

Well if I had known this was just another /b/read, I'd have never visited in the first place. It was nice visiting MLPG though, have a nice day.

>>382841
can you do one when he is walking along the scenario? looked funny

>>382831
NOT getting railed?

Not me, no sir.

>>382800
Bark for me Scootaloo.

Just fuckin' howl as I pound you.

>>382854
You won't be missed

>>382825
Pinkie and Dash
Scootaloo
Spitfire and Soarin
Derpy and Sparkler
Celestia

Anon, are you home?

>>382825
>Twilight/Fluttershy
>Scootaloo
>Cheerilee/Braeburn
>Fuck fannon characters
>Luna

>>382841
>what if we took the bronies and pushed them somewhere else

Mayo?

>>382868
what have you done to my door

>>382854
>MFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k

GOD DAMMIT MLPG

What if Jyggalag was Jason Thiessen huh?!

>>382825
Dash and Twilight
Scootaloo
Cheerilee and Zecora
Derpy and Lyra
Luna

>>382861
Oh I miss read but im sure they would rail a cute clean mare in a heartbeat.

>>382854
later faget

>>382862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebQmWsS4Tg0

>>382825
Rarity and Applejack
Sweetie
Spitefire and Ironwill
Lyra and Bonbon
Celestia

>>382868
PLEASE COME IN!

>>382868
Of course, your dinner is on the table and your house is clean. Now, just sit down over there and spread your legs, I'll put the tray on my back

>>382817
could you draw them cuddling then?

>>382873
Yes, would you lick it off a pone's body?

>>382851
>mfw the realization

IF I GO COMPLETELY INSANE, IT WILL COME TRUE

>>382878

then he can go fuck himself for acting like a tool

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/142661

>>382884
I would hope so too, though it kinda defeats the point of cleaning if I'm just going to get dirty again.

>>382898
No, I'm allergic.

We didn't start the fire~

>>382907
YES WE DID

>>382857
>Iron Will will never summon you on stage to publicly rape you in front of everyone.

>>382825
Applejack and Twilight.
Applebloom
Uh...Bonbon and Heartstrings
Derpy and... OPPP
Celestia

>>382907
that is a very wierd instrument

>>382904
YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO PONE?!
THAT'S TERRIBLE

>>382856
Ok, give me a minute

>>382918
Well normal ponies too, but I was talking about mayo.

>>382902
haha yeah no

im not waiting a week for a page to load

Last night I had a pony dream, now this in it's self isn't too odd as I have had a couple before but this one was different.

Myself, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo and fucking Nyx were racing down some hill in what felt like San Francisco. I was doing some weird parkour shit that felt like a cross between running and ice skating. Scoot was on a mountain bike and SB and Nyx were on roller skates. At one point I even addressed Nyx by name. Every thing about it was right, the colours, the eyes everything.

Here's the thing, I have never read Past Sins, the closest I've gotten was one of the synapses pics and the odd piece of terribad fanart that gets posted here.

I'm having dreams about a terrible OC, from a even worse fan fiction that I've never read, that is based on a show for 8 year-old girls. I blame this entirely on you people.

>my fucking face when I woke up and realized this

>>382899
No, it won't. You'll be in a state of happy bliss for a few days until you die of thirst. It'll never be reality - you'll never get most of your food from the ponies you service, with the rest given to you in a lovingly prepared meal you eat after your first cleaning, when you're looking like such a cute, innocent little thing, before yet another stallion comes and dirties you up again.

>>382925
oh good i thought it was just me

>>382903
Well maybe thats why you take the bath when he is sleeping but im sur ehe is going to use you in the morning when he wake up.

>>382925

>>382606
anyone has original transparent version?

>>382902
Haha, oh wow.

>>382939
2SAD

>>382936
I should hope so, too. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

>>382925
replace .413chan.net with .org
Loads way faster

so many crying ponies

>>382941
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>382949
I guess you wake up and find his cock aiming to your face.

>>382924


wait you're actually allergic to ponies?
dude

>>382928
That's funny. I dreamed that I got in a fight with Iron Will. I browsed MLPG since season 1. I think you just might be screwed in the head bro.

>>382825
>Rainbow Dash and Twilight
>Scootaloo
>Spitfire and Granny Smith
>Octavia and Derpy
>Luna

>>382951
That's impossible, they point to the same place. DNS lookups are insignificant compared to ponibooru's page loading spe->actually try it

How the FUCK have they managed to misconfigure their server that badly? How... how could you even do that? Legitimately?

>>382942
Doesn't exist.

>>382896

sure

Greetings again MLPG
Since our last chat, I've done some thinking and I believe I now have a relatively sound plan for harvesting money off our common foe, the bronies.
However, for this I would need a set of Blindbag ponies - one of each body type.
Hunting these down in an actual store would not really be an option due to
A) there being so few places that sell them
and more importantly
B) I have no desire to show any sort of powerlevel
The random nature of blindbags also means that onlike stores are not an option.

I could go to ebay for them, but I'd prefer to just buy some off you guys.
One of each type, colours do not matter.
I will pay the normal blindbag price, shipping and a little bonus for helping me out.
I trust this would be fair, no?

Anyone interested in helping out?

>>382976
>bronies

>>382965
I should hope so, too. They say you should start the day like you mean to continue, after all.

>>382825
Derpy's all I need.
I'd help her through the sad times.

>>382825
What if I want a non pony as a friend? I mean. Who would mess with you if you had Fido on your side?...aside from Rarity.

>>382981
What's your plan?

>>382929
IF I BECOME COMATOSE FROM THE INSANITY I CAN LIVE FOR YEARS

CHECK FUCKING MATE

>>382987
You should totally write this shit in a fic man...

>>382907
The fire's been burning since the world's been turning

>>383001
alex?

>>382981
A: Noone gives a shit
B: Go get the 12-pack off Toys R' Us's website and stop bothering us

>>382856

Hello MLPG I just woke up and my first order of business is to once again declare this.

<- Best Pony

>>382976
Oh god I can't stop laughing at this

>>382998
I guess, but your reality will always be a little hollow. The cocks will never taste quite as salty, and the semen will never feel quite right on your face. It'll never feel quite as good as it could when they penetrate you, and as you edge into unconciousness due to lack of breath for whatever reason it is this time, it'll never seem quite right.

Still better than reality, though.

>>382990
She does seem like she would be a cool friend.
I wonder if she likes hard, bear hugs or light, patting hugs?

>>383009
haha thanks!

>>382825
>Everyone Posts, Nobody Reads question
Sure, why not?

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle
Applebloom
Zecora and Cheerilee
Carrot Top and Derpy
Celestia

>>382921
Mai waifu!

>>382924
Eggs oil, what are you allergic to? I've never seen that before

>>382925
I don't fucking get it, I'm on dialup and the page is right fucking there

>>383024
I think she'd like bear hugs.

>>383000
Maybe one day

>>383014

>>382976
I just got here and read this. Then I tried it. As an up and coming cisco router faggot I am at a loss for words.

What

The

Fuck

>>383005
No Eric

>>383024
Yeah, she'd like a good squeeze.

>>383014
Why thanks, Sugarcube.

>>383036
Its a white person word for making fun of retarded people

>>383034
Well at least we can talk about this.

>>383050
HNNNNNNNNGH

>>383046
this isn't suggestive in anyway

>>383046
>My exact face when the decline of MLPG

>>382359

Now HD available

>>383008
Oh they sell those. Didn't remember that. Ok, thanks man. I'll go then.
Cheers.

>>383046
>>383056

>Lower

>>383060
blame sparkler

>>383046
>"Bu-but I don't know if I'll like it"
>You assure her it'll taste great
>She reluctantly goes down

>>383046
>"Suck one of the dicks..?"
>"...o-okay..."

>>383050
>sugarcube
Please Applejack don-HNGGGGGG

>>382976
I don't know man
I just found a picture complaining that shitty edits and random screencaps are slowing the site down and all the comments said to use .org instead
I was impressed too

>>383038
Nigga AJ became my favorite as soon as I saw her.

Get on my level

>>383050

>>383040
I... am nowhere near as knowledgeable at server configuration as I am other things, but I legitimately do not understand how it is technically possible to achieve what they have done. Both domains point to the same machine, the DNS lookups occur in about the same time period... so how the fucking fuck is that possible?

>>382961
oh shit i forgot about that

>>383083
I know that feel.

>>383083
Nigga AJ became my favourite as soon as I heard her

>>383020
Goddamnit.

You're right. It'd never be as fulfilling as if it was real.

>You will never get to roleplay with MLPG, taking turns pretending to be the male horse and who'd be the mare
>You'll never be surrounded with fit, beautiful MLPG goers as you've been fucking each other full for days on end, finally taking a break, the entire building stinking of sex and bodily fluids

one day i will be called sugarcube

>>383095
This nigga.

This nigga right here knows whats up.

>>383079
WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES THEIR GLORY
YOU TELL THEM ITS A COOL STORY

>>383086
Oh let's ask /g/
just wanna see them being faggots

>>382688
>not using toilette paper and using it when you crap. The extra roughness helps knock off all the dingleberries

>>383069
>not blaming sentenal

seriously did you see how he acted last thread?

>>383100
>that feel
I just want you guys to pull on my tail whenever I'm not following your instructions well enough ;_;

>>383114
no honestly

how did he?

>>383105

>>383098
>Pinkie Pie drawn by SB

>>383086
Wait are we certain the DNS points to the same machine?

It would be absolutely fucking stupid but maybe they dont?

>>383122
Second best secondary character, ever

>>383114
>blaming it on tripfags
>Not the anonymous that follow their shit and choose not to ignore them.
Its not only tripfags. If that was the truth then I could hide them all and no hear about any nonsense.

>>382979

Let me expand upon that.

It's winter time and BonBon is freezing in bed. Lyra, staying over for the night, notices and feels bad for her. She asks if she wants to keep warm. BonBon says yes. Lyra says "Okay then. Timber..." and crashes her fatty frame right on top of her beanpole friend. BonBon says "Ahhhh, much better". Both girls giggle at their own embarassment.

>>383130
you motherfucker
griaffie pie

>>383063
I'M DEAD
YOU KILLED ME

I'm not even sure anymore.

>You wake up to find Lyra has slipped into your bed wearing a T-shirt and panties to seduce you.
Was the request

>>383130
dohohoh`

>>383106

>>383098
That little chest puff before she stretches...HNNNGG

Also, posting best pone

>>383131
They do, I just checked. Both point right at 208.113.240.98. I guess that could be a hilariously misconfigured load balancer, but...

>>383108

>>383156
Smile I'm getting tired of you outdoing me. We're gonna have to fight one day.

>>383146
>Pone are always naked

Yeah whatever

>she puts on clothes

Time to fap

>>383146
NASSE NYT JUMANHELVETTI SENTÄÄN MENE JA KATSO PEILIIN

>>383108
perfect

>>383174
Kaikkea pitää koittaa paitsi kansantansseja ja omaa perhettä

>>383165
My body is ready

>>383154
Might be

god damn I didnt need to wake up to this kinda silliness. Back to posting best Pone.

Silly hat edition