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Old thread: >>3815250

New horse, it'll be full of hopes, joy and cute ponies...r-right?
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>3817942
>>3817945
>3 posts
oohhhh
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>>3817945
Hey Reu, you did it pretty fa- wait, you're not Reu
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>>3817945
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>>3817950
>Speccy will never doodle for us again
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This is now a zebra thread.
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>>3815250

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>>3817969
Don't you have something to say to
>>3817966
?
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i'm going to die here
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>>3817976
Sucks to be you.
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>>3817966
Hiya!
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>drawing
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So, how do you people feel about Halo 4?
It looks like it might be >fun
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>>3817969
I'm okay with this.
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>>3817969
No, it's about best pone now
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If you had Zecora as your real-life girlfriend, how many times per week would you have sex?
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Downloading Ep. 7+8 from GF.
Is the show still good?
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>>3817985
It looks like metroid.
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>Write C in direction bar
>clopfic.heroku.com

Huh
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>>3817992
GO AWAY
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>>3817985
I'm excited for it.

Thinking of creating an account for multiplayer that has "Batman" in the name and just run around matches not killing anyone.

>>3817994
>implying that's a bad thing
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Anon, you may stop now. The Great and Powerful Trixie is pleased with your stellar performance.
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>>3817980
Hello hello!
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>>3817993
Episode 8? Did I miss something?
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>>3817988
But that's a picture of Rainbow Dash; who is worst.
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>>3817982
It's frustrating and all my friends are better at it.
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>>3817989
Fourteen?
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>>3817974
Nope.
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>>3817997

no
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GF ep07 where
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>>3818017
Then you can eat shit and die too!
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>>3818009
Do you even sleep?
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>>3818008
No, silly Anon, you are just holding your tier-list up side down again
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>>3817989
Three and a half, minimum

It really depends on how often she's up to it and what she's been feeding me
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>>3818003
no one cares about trixie. You're 2 years late.
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>>3818005
In that pastebin thing it's at Episode 8
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>>3818003
But I haven't finished stinging her great and powerful ass!
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>>3818025
NoU.
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>>3817989
No more than 3 times a week. I don't want her getting bored and trying to fuck around behind my back. I'd tease her the rest of the time and probably give her a lot of snuggles.
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>>3818019
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>>3818027
My nigger.
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>>3818031
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13 episodes
Crystal ponies
Princess Skyla
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>>3818027
Oh boy, more supplements talk?

Anyone got progress shots?
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>>3818083
>forgetting about the movie
Anon, for shame
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>>3818009
Who are you?
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>>3818083
My hopes aren't high either.
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>>3818083
>Let's judge it befor it even airs I'm sure our opinions will be accurate
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>>3818059

I don't know why that gif makes me laugh so hard...
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>>3818014
>>3818057

Thoughts on Galacon atm. Didn't notice the thread died.
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>>3818100

Shut up, Cadence - you have no right to complain about our complaining!
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>>3818109
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>>3817970
>Try episode 4 or 10 if you don't
want to watch them in order.
"Applebuck Season" and "Swarm of the Century"? Those are weak at best.
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/mlp/ seems really slow right now
>>3817989
depends on how many times she wants it
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>>3818083
But then we are free anon
dont you see
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>>3818100
When you go to the movies and watch the trailers, do you not judge those movies before they come out? What they have shown us so far for Season 3 does not look promising.
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would you?
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>>3818101
It's the look of joy on Oprah's face
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>>3818039
Makes sense...
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>>3818130
I want to suck on her tongue

is that weird
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>>3818100
Looks like somone didn't watch G1 season 2, MLP the movie, MLPT/G2 and G3/G.35.
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>>3818127
>niggerfaggot-lastthread.jpg
No fucking way. He's a tumblr brony now
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>>3818130
Would I what? Stuff a gun down her throat and pull the trigger? Yes.
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>>3818130
Nah
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>>3818130
step 1: insert silicone mouth-guard
step 2: BALLS DEEP.
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>>3818123
They're very good introductory episodes. SotC is actually a rather good episode, but AS and TM are the first episodes that represent what the show is like. Much better than idiots recommending s1e16 or e25.
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>3818139

That's what I want to do too
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>>3818121
Sop making that face!
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>>3818141
Shit you got me.
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>>3818139
Chrysalis can probably french-kiss like a champ
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>>3818123
>mfw I used Swarm of the Century to try and get more friends interested in the show
>mfw they won't watch another episode because it sucked so bad
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>>3818130
I'll cum in the clawvag, thank you
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>>3818130
She doesn't eat solid food. It would be safe so of course I would.

love battery
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>>3818127
There has been talk about other seasons.
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>>3818154
Because I'm a writer. Now please go Pinkie. Bane is here and he's looking at my spine.
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>>3818162
that's not a tongue.
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>>3818173
Your punishment must be more severe
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>>3818139
Yes, but you are in good company.

>>3818162
She can make her tongue as long as she wants. She could french you and lick the outside of your ear at the same time.
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>>3818160
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3818130
I'd make out with her for a long time.
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>>3818185
You will finish the story. Then you have my permission to die.
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>>3818187
What about her sticking her tongue down into my stomache?
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>>3818187
I wouldn't mind if she nibbled a little on my lips
there's something about those fangs...I want to play with them
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>>3818197
It' nearly 11am
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>>3818130
Meh i have put it in worse
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>>3818197
It's day already,fuck you.
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>>3818206
stop
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>>3818197
>Midnight
>at 2:52 AM

Nightmare moon pls

pls
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>>3818215
>new reva
oh my god yes

where can i find more
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>>3818215

Of course.

That only happens during the summer~
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>>3818215
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>3818215
No. I would burn that Equestria down.
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>>3818215
You had me until I opened the image
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>>3818215
I'd hope that wasn't the one I got stuck in.
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>>3818215
>heart-shaped clit
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>>3818121

I DON'T GIVE A BUFFALO'S LEFT NUT WHO YOUR DADDY STUCK IT IN OR WHO'S STICKING IT IN YOU.

WIPE THAT DISGUSTING LOOK OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I MAKE YOU PICK WHICH PART I'M GOING TO SNAP OFF AND BEAT IT OFF OF YOU WITH!
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The opening ceremony started.

Noticed they're actually livestreaming this:
http://www.everfreeradio.com/gala/
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>>3818215
good lord
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>>3818215

I think I'm one of the few that would

I wish I wasn't, there's probably something wrong with me.
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>>3818206
That is what I was implying. Her tongue went all the ay through and looped around.

>>3818207
I once heard that bugs have nutty tasting blood. Would you nibble her lips when you weren't busy sucking on her fangs?
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>>3818215
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>>3818215
>not posting the futa version

I would suck her dry from (almost) every orifice.
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>>3818235
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>>3818238
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>>3818215
Dear god no...no....just no
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>>3818215
Only if I got to fuck those mares constantly. Otherwise, the teasing without pleasing would make me go insane.
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>>3818252
>futa version

Please post
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>>3818251
what the shit
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>>3818260
We purge them now?
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>>3818083

>file name
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>>3818242
only if she bite a little too, so we can both taste each other
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>>3818215
Yes I would. It would be fun to sit around and talk about science and philosophy with Twilight if she looked like that.
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>>3818164
>Not using the first episode
Cliffhanger niggers. The cliffhanger will draw them in to at least watch the second episode.
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>>3818269
It's funny because it's true.
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>>3818264
>furries.
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Do you believe in magic?
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>>3818277
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>>3818251
What a pretty pony
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>>3818154
Because my morale is at zero and I'm too autistic to learn how to channel or harness negative emotions into fuel for drawing or something else.

tl;dr pissed off at my shortcomings and current screw up streak I've been on
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>>3818266
With fire
>>3818282
thats not furry
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>>3818276
>mfw I tried again with Episode 1
>mfw they still didn't like it because of Pinkie Pie and the parasprites

Meh. It's not for everyone.
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>>3818271
Of course. The two of you could make a game of seeing who pulls away or passes out first.
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>>3818286
Have fun with your yeast infection
FUCK THIS THREAD IM GOING TO BED
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>>3818275
>your discussion is interrupted by a lewd wet sound
>Twilight excuses herself for a moment and returns with a giant horsecock dildo complete with a suction cup at the base
>she casually affixes it to a nearby wall and backs up onto it
>she continues the conversation as she grinds it in and out of herself, pausing momentarily every few minutes as a hot spray of her juices gushes out around the fat cock from her messy orgasms
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>Almost every post in this thread is about porn
Well,later I guess.
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>>3818309
french-kissing isn't quite porn...
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>>3818309

Someone stream a movie
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>>3818290
Donut steel is fake.

Merchandise is irrelevant unless it affects the quality of the show and so far things have been pretty good, mainly because the entire show is based on merchandise.

Hasbro have shown they care with the comics and the new fanon toys.
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>>3818309
>tfw porn thread
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>>3818297
Are we starting the fire?
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>>3818251
Alright, let's go down the list:

>hickory smoked horse butthole
Check.

>meaty, winking marecunt
Check.

>big smooth swinging nutsack
Check.

>ripe, hanging, milk-swollen maretits
Double check.

>big semi-stiff fifth leg
And check.
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What does it feel like when a you get fucked as a girl
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>>3818292
manface
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>>3818309

>Don't like the discussion
>Whine about it and announce that you're leaving until it gets better

THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN STARTING A NEW TOPIC
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>>3818309
I am hiting the sack too.
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>>3818316
I could stream Justice League if anyone wants.

I also have Batman Begins, Justice League Doom, and Under the Red Hood
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she's thinking of you
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>>3818308
What sort of impolite person do you think I am? I'd put aside her dildo and start fisting her and playing with her teats while we talked.
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>>3818304
passes out? we're not aiming for an artery here. just a little prick
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Would you strike pone upset the head for her insolence?
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>>3818335
>You will never wear Twilight as a hand puppet while reviewing a chemistry textbook
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>>3818334
I was thinking of buying another pillow to hug. Is it a good investment? Has anyone here done this?
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>>3818130
stick my dick in a guilotine? no thanks.
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>>3818315
>you will never french kiss chrysalis
>you will never feel her long, slippery tongue slide down your throat
>you will never feel the tip of her tongue poke back into your mouth while it is still down your throat
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>>3818345
I'm not proud to admit that hugpillows are very satisfying indeed.
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>>3818334
That pillow is far too small to be me. She better just use my body instead.
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>>3818332

Oh fuck yeah, stream justice league
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>>3818352
Thank God is all I can say.
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>>3818332

Roll to determine

I'm happy with anything
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>>3818345
I find that two pillows works well with a little overlap between them. It's certainly a better analogue for hugging something humanoid.
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>>3818154
Oh don't worry about this pinkie. I'm going to spend all day long doing stuff.
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So... ah... what would you do as Luna's human assistant / concubine if you were hers?
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>>3818356
oh how she wishes she could...
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>>3818368
I'd have her use my magic to give me the ability to get kloudmutt to fucking learn how to art.
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>>3818342
>You will never wear Twilight as a hand puppet while reviewing a chemistry textbook
>You will never wear Rarity as a hand puppet while helping her design a suit for you
>You will never wear Pinkie Pie as a hand puppet while the two of you plan parties
>You will never wear Rainbow Dash as a hand puppet while telling her about human sports
>You will never wear Applejack as a hand puppet while drinking cider after a hard day's work
>You will never wear Fluttershy as a hand puppet while taking care of sick animals
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>>3818368
Lecithin, pygeum

Fill 'er up
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>>3818366
>2 pillows

is was thinking something more like this
http://www.artscow.com/photo-gifts/body-pillow-case/body-pillow-case-dakimakura-911
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>>3818362
>chrysalis will never run her tongue through you enough times to use you as a yo-yo.
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>>3818368
anything she wnted me do to
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>>3818352
that's a bit invasive...
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>>3818391
But it feels so good.
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>>3818376
Human science is a long way from a stable dimensional portal. Unicorn magic has got to be way closer, she just needs to buckle down and join a proper university.
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>>3818380
>you will never wear Lyra as a hand puppet _____ _____ _____ ______ ______ _____
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>>3818376
>SO MANY FEELS
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>>3818393
I'm a vanillafag
...aside from the whole fangs and tongue-kissing thing
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>>3818393

>Chrysalis will never choke you to death with her tongue
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>>3818342
>You will never feel twilight's soft nose nussle your bare chest wile you lay in bed
>>
http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofaname

Justice League starting whenever
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>>3818391
>>3818393
Nothing compared it traveling all the way down til it pokes out your anus and then looping around
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>>3818335
>she gives you a polite thanks as she pops off the dildo with a wet squelch, her juices forming thin strands as she trots over to you
>she mentions offhand that fisting is always nicer since your arm is much warmer than that fake cock
>her nipples grow erect as you fondle them, the winks of her powerful marecunt squeezing your arm tightly as they hose you down with her fluids
>she treats the whole affair like you're simply fetching her a glass of water, paying no mind to your arm pistoning in and out of her and your other hand groping and kneading her swollen teats
>she levitates over a few books on the subject and asks if you'd like to check them out for later reading
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>>3818404
>she will never rub her nose against yours before leaning forward and pressing your lips together
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You are Rondo Bash.

What do?
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>>3818411
stop
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>>3818422

>Casual sex

This is one of my biggest fetishes ever
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>>3818428
>Kill self
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>>3818411
Just imagine it happening again and again.
Do you even fucking read the chain of posts that you reply to?
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>>3818428
nothing
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good night mlpg
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>>3818453
Good night, darling.
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>>3817945
hey wait a minute
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Why is ponibooru being a nigger and not working? I thought it was up for one more week.
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>>3818396
>You will never wear both Lyra and Bonbon as a hand puppets while listening to them talk about you
>You will never wear Zecora as a hand puppet while helping her make some potions
>You will never wear Braeburn as a hand puppet while stroking his massive, drippy shaft
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>>3818428
Molest young, impressionable dragons that are like Spike and/or Spike himself
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>>3818432
It's especially good for me when it's combined with over the top fetishes.

Depraved, perverse things that shock those faint of heart and arouse the sick and twisted are going on and everyone reacts like someone just pulled their phone out to check a text message.
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>>3818422
>tell her you prefer having her around to be your study buddy
>though next time you should use your penis so you can have both hands free to turn pages
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>>3818342
>>3818342

Oh God yes.
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>>3818469

Are you me?
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>>3818458
I'm shipping you both, now you're shipped with a pinkiefag ha ha ha!
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>>3818083

Felix cowered in the corner as Ralph stood above him, shadowing the glistening fear in Felix's eye. Frightened, and embarrassed, Felix looked away, with one tear rolling down his face. He knew what Ralph was capable of.

"Ralph," said Felix, still cowering in fear, and facing the wall behind him, "what are you going to do to my body?"

A smile crept across Ralph's face as his hand, standing firmly on his pants began to undo the button. Slowly letting his pants drop, Ralph's dick stood to attention as Ralph leaned in to Felix's face. Creeping his tongue up Felix's neck, slowly with the warm, moist sensation, and finally penetrating his ear for a split second, he pulled his tongue back in, and whispers softly:

"I'm gonna wreck it."
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>>3818496
>You will never be shipped with a pinkiefag
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>>3818469
>over the top fetishes
Oh good lord, would that happen to include missionary with the lights on?
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>>3818498
What the fuck? Did you just write that?
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MLPG
tell me what to fap to
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>>3818502
>you will never be shipped with anybody
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>>3818422
>you tell her that you would like to just read them here instead
>halfway through the book you have to switch arms
>when you finish she asks what you learned
>after you start telling her she pulls off your arms and turns around to take your cock into her mouth
>after you finish she tells you that you got a few things wrong
>she turns around and invites you to eat her out while she corrects your mistakes
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>>3818510
Ta da!
>>3818498
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Is reu the ant loser?
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>>3818469
>Twilight's gulping marecunt has you swollen to about twice your normal size
You'd be at about 2.3x but Fluttershy has been out of town
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>>3818510
The Justice League stream
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>>3818510

this

>>3818251
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>>3818505

Its copypasta
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>>3818486
>"Hey, that's a good idea anon!"
>"But... I don't know if that's going to be enough."
>"I've got it!"
>her horn begins to glow and your crotch feels warm
>there's a brief moment of tightness before the crotch of your pants explodes
>your cock and balls flop out of your ruined trousers, easily as big as the dildo still stuck to the wall
>as it slowly grows erect you realize that it's only getting bigger
>it reveals your balls as it lifts upwards, your heavy orbs nearly the size of cantaloupes
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>>3818521
That's a little vanilla for our tastes. If your penis had started changing so that it got a flared head and medial ring then you might get some customers.
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>>3818251
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>>3818251
Wouldn't she be cumming like 24/7 from giving herself titfucks?
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>>3818529
>>3818522
The least you can do is try

>>3818526
Eww applebloom

>>3818517
Hmmm.
Needs more.
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>>3818540
Man, where the hell are all the other Anons with vanilla fetishes?
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Dunno if I'll shade the other two poses - I just liked this one the most.
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>>3818521
>Rainbow Dash needs you to help her train for the annual whoricane
>Fluttershy's wangpower is already a record 2.3
>Dash's is a measly 1.1
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>>3818550

But I've got both vanilla and entirely off-the-wall fetishes
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>>3818540
>She tells you your swollen horsecock is getting to vanilla for her
>That's when you slide in the tentacle that used to be your arm
>She doesn't even shudder
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>>3818560
Getting warmer, at least.
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>>3818540
Did someone say changing?
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>>3818562
Sloppy piss covered sex in the missionary position, like that?
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>>3818558
neat!
thanks for drawing all these teens, AA
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>>3818558
Cool.
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>>3818573
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>>3818550
What, like eating chips and ice cream on the couch while giggling to her favorite chick flicks?
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>>3818574

While that's exactly what I fapped to earlier, I did mean I can enjoy them separately.
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>>3818558
I like
will you be finishing this one too?
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>>3818581
>>3818573
>>3818565
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>>3818594
A glorious kind of fag
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>>3818594
Those are not Twaifufags!
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>>3818580
well hey, look who it is
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>>3818584
this is painful to look at.
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>>3818602

why did you click on it bro
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>>3818584
What is even the point of torturing and killing things I have no emotional connection to?

Mane six or CMC guro would at least be effective.
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>>3818603
>click
>not hover
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>>3818580
>>3818597
all my favorite namefags are here
anonymous is here too
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>>3818562
Would Andrea Libman's perfect legs count as vanilla or off-the-wall?
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>>3818597
Ohey Tan
Will you finish that Celestia today? :3
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>>3818586
I like intimacy, french-kissing, imagining the sounds that she would make, pleasing her until she's completely satisfied, using your hands, cunnilingus...
the kinkiest things I like are anal and leashes. and even for leashes it doesn't really count since I'm not into S/M play
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>>3818469
You know what's a fetish I've rarely seen explored?

Colts getting boners in class staring at their teacher's rump all day.
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>>3818611
>S/M
I meant dom/sub
whatever
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>>3818612
>Not wearing a horse condom in class
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>>3818603
Curiosity. The answer to all my life's current problems.
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>>3818609

Vanilla.
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>>3818611
In reality? That's about as far as I want to go too.

Fantasies, drawporn and greentext? It's probably easier to list what I don't like.
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>>3818611
Bro I like creampies and cuddling
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Knowing the worth of two large rubies, would you be willing to trade them to Rarity in exchange for a piece of her plot? You won't have to use a condom, but you can't cream inside.
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>>3818575
No problem.

>>3818580
Yup.

>>3818593
If the muse hits, I might. Sometimes I get "stuck" on something and just keep fiddling with it, even though I should be working on other stuff. Like The First Pegasus. And Silver Spoon.
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>>3818496
No
Absolutely disgusting
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>>3818626
>sex with rarity
just... no.
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>>3818626
I'd give anything.
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>>3818623
>not vanilla bean, finest of vanilla flavors
>you will never eat vanilla bean ice cream from between Andrea Libman's thighs
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>>3818597
Afternoon.
I just came by to get inspiration for drawing
And to check tonight's fetishes
These two are unrelated to each other
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>>3818612
>getting boners
>not hosing down the undersides of their desks with viscous, musky spunk every time she turns to write something on the blackboard
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>>3818626

Two rubies for a small plot of land? No thanks. That's a terrible deal, I could easily buy larger pieces of land with two whole rubies.
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>>3818537
>you put the book down on the floor in front of both of you
>it takes a few pages for you to bottom out in her now tight vagina
>once you do you slowly pull out then drive yourself back in, averaging a few just a few thrusts per page
>through clever pacing and a bit of magic you last from the very beginning of the large, academic book, to the very end
>while Twilight asks your opinion on the book her tunnel clenches tight after a spastic wink and drenches your balls and legs while you fill her
>you pull out and your seed pours from her while the two of you discuss lunch plans
>before leaving Twilight tells Spike to have everything cleaned up by the time she gets back
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>>3818626
>donkey punch her at the last second
>fill her insides while she spams on my cock
>grab the rubies and run
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>>3818626
>no cum inside
I will get that bitch a fucking ruby mine if she'll let me cum inside her
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>>3818643
I feel sorry for the janitor pony.
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>>3818626
Is it a bar plot?
If not, then no
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>>3818640
Which of tonight's fetishes is your favorite?
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>>3818648
That should have said >spasms
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>>3818648
>Rarity points -9001
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>>3818606

But a marshmallow pony could fight back - and the guys who do this stuff HATE the idea of their target being able to defend itself in any possible way.

It points to some really twisted power and control fixations - which makes me think these people feel powerless and pathetic in their own lives, and reaffirm their power/masculinity/ability to control or dominate something, by fixating on... THESE things.
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>>3818648
You silly, she wouldn't let you do that without taking horrible revenge.
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>>3818654
Eh, nothing really stands from the crowd yet
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READY FLIN
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>>3818650
They've probably installed drainage systems in the floors so all he has to do is hose down the classroom at the end of the day. Assuming the stink of all that semen doesn't make him unload a few pints all over the floor first.
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>>3818679
FUCK I WASN'T READY
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
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>>3818679
____NO____
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>>3818678
Nasse do you still draw?
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>>3818682
god fucking damnit twilight go fucking home already the parties over I dont want to see you any more.
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>>3818682
FUCK YOU
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>>3818680
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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>>3818682
twilight no why would you spill that on purpose

i made that for you

i hope you clean it up
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>>3818688
Yes
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>>3818682
someone have the before picture this one?
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>>3818678
How about boring a hole in Sweetie's ribcage so you can install a cocksleeve and tickle her little heart every time you stick it in?
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HES HACKIN N WACKIN N SMACKIN
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>>3818680
Of course he does that. He just has to wait for the colts and fillies that sneak back in after class to finish their own business.
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>>3818698
No
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How much would it take (in dollars) for you to let Snails have somepony turn you into a mare version of yourself and do you (or just do you as is)?
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>>3818680
They've got those big covered desks. You think they ever just sneak a fap in class?

Do you think sometimes instead of hitting the underside of the desk a stream or two manages to bullsey through the heart-shaped opening in front and coat the backside of a classmate?

Or if they're in the front row, the teacher?
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>>3818696
She didnt spill it on purpose, she just forgot to turn on her magneto-hoof before grabbing it.
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>>3818706
>waiting for the fillies
Does he, er, help them out?
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>>3818712
My tripcode fell off! How will people tell me to fuck off like this!
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>>3818710
$0
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>>3818710
However much it takes to buy a couple weeks rent in Equestria
Because once he's done I've got a lot of slutting to do
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>>3818702
Ew, no
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>>3818710
60 billion double dollars
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>>3818711
>colts jostle to have front row seats
>despite the fact Cheerilee calls on the front row more than others to answer questions and come up to the board
>she rewards good students by squatting in front of their respective holes
>those who land a perfect shot get to see her after class
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>>3818711

>Teachers are discouraged from confronting students who "show a natural curiosity" in the middle in class because it could embarrass them
>Even when it's completely obvious and distracting
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>>3818727
Do you like mmmbananas?
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>>3818697
I'm glad
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>>3818710
Zero dollars.
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>>3818710
He could do me for free
But I don't want to turn into a filly
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>>3818710
Negative 12 dollars
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>>3818711
That probably happens all the time. Pretty much all of them (except the ones in the back row of course) usually leave class with at least a few thick ropes of sperm on them. Sometimes the teacher will tease the front row with a little wink, giggling to herself as she hears them groan and spray hotly inside their desks, viscous seed drooling out of the hearts in front.
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>>3818723
So you'd never ever fuck Snails ever?
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>>3818759
No he means he'd do it for free
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>>3818710
Free.
But I need to be turned back after.
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>>3818759
I'd do it free of charge.
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>>3818759
I think he's saying he'd do it for free
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>>3818764
I'd do it for free
and even stay turned

That'd be fun
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>>3818710

I'd worship his cock for free
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>>3818739
wat
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>>3818716
Of course not, that would be criminal. He waits across the street pretneding he doesn't know that the colts and fillies sneak back in there to screw each other after Cheerilee goes home and when they finish he goes in, relieves some stress, and hoses the place down. The only times this schedual gets upset is when Cheerilee gives a pony detention.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Yesterday someone posted something about The Anters - Hospice

I can't stop listening to it or crying
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>there will never be a decent pony video game
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>>3818776
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>>3818777
On especially mess days, I imagine Cheerilee would apologize to the janitor for not keeping her class in line. There must be something she could do to make it up to him~
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>>3818778
what are you doing fluttershy

you are not a fawn in distress
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Would you be willing to work as Blueblood's personal assistance if it meant great housing, vacations, amazing food and drink, et cetera but it came at cost of having to deal with him directly thirty hours a week?
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>>3818739
My man
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>>3818792
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>>3818778
>fluttershy_tries_anal.gif
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>>3818778
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
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>>3818756
She needs to be careful about that. Once she went just a bit too far and one of the colts mounted and all too willing filly in the middle of class. When she tried to break it up a strand launched from another colt hit her square in the face and before she knew it she was in the middle of an orgy.
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>>3818800

Will there be cock worship?
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>>3818812
Only once a week he'll use you for oral sex, expecting you to swallow, but otherwise you're his underling and he'll treat you like dirt.
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>>3818812
>Blueblood would never dream of copulating with common filth, but he does need a good fluffer/cleaner on-hand
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>>3818806
Fluttershy is the most anal pony.
>her face while getting buttblasted
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>>3818825
>>3818828

Fantastic! Count me in.
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>>3818647
Will lunch involve you sitting at a table, eating calmly as Twilight gulps loudly around your shaft, spurt after spurt of your glue-thick semen casually gushing into her waiting stomach?
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>>3818808
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>>3818791
She would put her front hooves up on her desk and flag her tail to the side. While he fucked her she would praise his size and prowess while spouting corny dialogue. he would start to pull out but she would demand he finish inside her. After that he would shake himself out of his trance, check to see if he got any on himself, then spray the classroom down and go home alone.
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Please tell me someone is capping all this greentext.

ESPECIALLY the Cheerilee one.
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>>3818828
>>3818825
I'd stay totally away from that bastard.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u6zvbrAl7I&t=3m40s

>you will never chant Winter Wrap Up along with your fellow bronies as Ashleigh, Tabitha, Libman, and Shannon sing
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>>3818800

>"Wot a horrid lad, this pony! Hasnae any manners atoll! Were he me ain child, I'd have given him a clout for that sort o' behavior, believe you me! Pony his age, actin' same as a wee bairn! Me mumma'd die o' shame if I'd turned oot same's him."
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>>3818801
hell yea
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>>3818862

Praise Celestia for that.
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>>3818863
>that accent
my head hurts...
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what the hell do people talk about in the skype chat or steam chat
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>>3818839
Don't be silly. Both of you would order and eat real food from a regular restaurant. For a minor fee the restaurant will have a member of its staff pleasure you or her during the meal, but that is nothing out of the ordinary.
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>>3818342
>>3818489

I drew a hand puppet Twilight.

Enjoy.
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>>3818839
>you finish your drink, but you're still thirsty
>you pick up your glass and hold it under the table
>she levitates it out of your grasp and swings it around behind her
>there's a sound of rushing liquid as she empties her bladder into your cup
>she floats it back into your hand and you take a sip before setting it back down on the table and pumping another hot load down her gullet
>none of the other patrons pay this any mind
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>>3818875

>"What a horrid lad, this pony! If he was my own child, I'd have smacked him for behaving the way he does. Pony his age, acting like a baby! My mother would die of shame if I'd turned out the same as him!"
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>>3818879

Steam chat is usually vidya, art, or casual discussion

No idea about skype chat
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>>3818858
>tfw you took the first job offer you got when you arrived in Equestria
>You're sucking off Blueblood for ten hours a week like a chump while some lucky bastard got a job giving one handjob a day to Fancypants for twice the wage you're making
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Would you?
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A long as fucking time ago in a town called Ponyville

There lived a humble family religious real and still
But neigh there was a black sheep and they not how to feel

His name was young SniPee and he refused to step in line.

A vision he did see of fucking cutting all the time.

He cut his rocking hair and all the planets did align.

"OH THE DRAGONS BALLS WERE BLAZING AS I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE AND I SLICED HIS FUCKING COCKLES WITH A LONG AND SHINY BLADE"
"IT WAS I WHO FUCKED THE DRAGON FUCK A LIE SING FUCK A LOO. AND IF YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME THEN I SHALL FUCK YOU TOOO."
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>>3818879
Things you're missing out on
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>>3818882
But having someone else do it would just be distracting
We have a real working synergy

We will need extra napkins, though.
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>>3818892
She has a penis, doesn't she.
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Suppose you die and go to Equestria (it was a freak accident), and you find that it's populated by a fair number of famous and not-so famous dead people from Kim Jong-Il to George Carlin to others. Their reason for being there seems random, but they appear to be there to stay as they're not aging, and neither are you. But you all seem mortal and able to be hurt.

What do?
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>>3818899
I dont want to miss out on anything how do i get into the skype thing
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>>3818892
if dash wore them
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>>3818904
It's 0r0.
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>>3818891
I'd love to get my hands around Fancypants.

Guy must be packing.
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>>3818892
Those aren't Andrea Libman's legs
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>>3818801
>>3818867
>>3818788
It is like Vash has returned.
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>>3818913
Ew no
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>>3818891

>Implying giving extra money is worth trading sucking Blueblood off for 2 hours a day for giving Fancy a daily handjob

Yeah nah
>>
Tanman
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>>3818907
Can I be Kim Jong Il's bro?
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>>3818907
>Find a willing pony
>Flee society and live in peace in the wilderness
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>>3818913
How much you want to bet he's also wearing his fingerless gloves
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>>3818914
THIS THIS THIS
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>>3818931
>>
>Work hard during the week
>Looking forward to catching up on Renne Quest
>Friday night, too tired
>Saturday night, too tired

I'm sure I'll get around to it eventually.
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>>3818902
Just don't take to long on a busy day or the ownership may get mad at the two of you for hogging a table and losing them money. Just because everyone has gigantic genitals and a libido to match doesn't mean it is all that different from the real world.
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>>3818907
>Get to meet my waifu and George Carlin and potentially other dead people I'd never have gotten to meet otherwise in a candy-colored paradise
Awesome.
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>>3818929
No as he is both ronrey and obnoxious like in Team America. He also throws his trash onto your lawn, which your roommate Snips doesn't seem to be able to handle with because he's intimidated by Kim.
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>>3818925
What if he decided to sweeten the deal by Giving you access to Fleur de Lis in exchange for a cut in pay?
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>>3818939
Oh hell, we can always finish in the alley.
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>>3818948
> He also throws his trash onto your lawn
Fuck him
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GUESS WHO'S KART IS FINISHED BEING MODELED

also dammit the other two pics were me, 4chanx is being a bitch again
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>>3818952
How much would I be making?
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>>3818948
>roommate Snips
Can't I have Snails?
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Hey guys, my name is Halfligt Sparkle.
What's your name?
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>>3818952
>Implying that Fleur de Lis would let a human's filthy, alien hands touch her elegant body.
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>>3818973
i want him in my mouth
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>>3818925
>first you're very reluctant to be Blueblood's personal cocksucker
>by the end of the week you find yourself jerking off while sucking him
>he happens to be VERY well hung
>he treats you like a dirty commoner
>he always leaves after cumming inside your mouth even though now you're fantasizing about him fucking you
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>>3818968

Man that's a swag ride.
>>
Oh god I want to buy a pair of rainbow knee socks now
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>>3818970
She IS a horse, after all...
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>>3818863

>Every time Blueblood does or says something insensitive or rude, the Doe smacks him and tells him to mind his manners.
>"You TOUCHED me! I have your PEASANT GERMS all over m--"
>she smacks him again before he can finish.
>"Use that sort o' talk again, and It'll nae be GERMS you have to worry for when I'm through with ye!"
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>>3818968
Hoppip and more glow and random bump maps and awesome lens flare
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>>3818907
>>3818929
>>3818948
I SMELL A SITCOM

>"My Life With Kim and Pone"
>Evenings on the Hoofington Public Broadcast Network!
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>>3818968
>>3818978
>>3818959
>>3818953
>>3818946
>>3818941

Looking good!
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Is this bass really strong enough?
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>>3818996
I'd watch it.
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>>3818993
it's not textured yet
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>>3819000
sound boy
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>>3819000
>You will never a small island on an endless sea with pony
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>>3818964
No, Snails rooms with Princess Diana. Their house is right besides where Amy Winehouse boards with Lyra and Bon Bon.
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>>3818982

>Sometimes he smirks, pulls out of your throat, and cums on the floor just to watch you lick it up and laugh
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>>3819008
>>3819009
Tarantula was the best song, HYC was the best album
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>>3819003
That fucking stylish, Hoppip. Good job to your team on making them.
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>>3818988
But she's an arrogant and entitled upper crust pony.
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>>3818982
>you will never learn that ponycum is addictive to humans
>during a moment of clarity you will never find an apothecary and have her make you a cure
>you will never devise a plan to see if the opposite is true
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>>3819015
Please, Blueblood, treat me like dirt.
Call me a pathetic cocksucking faggot.
Tell me I'm a worthless whore.
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>>3819015
>You try to slide the bowl to catch it, but he jerks enough to slap his belly and spray you in the face
>You call that 'close enough'
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>>3819015
Why would you ever be boyfriends with this stallion?
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>>3819014
What about this one?
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AS THE EIGHT AND A HALF PRESIDENT, I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON ALL PONYKIND!
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>>3818926
yes?
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You're a grown man in his mid 20's who is in love with a horse.
Are you satisfied with your life?
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>>3819037

>Boyfriends

Ew gross, that's gay.

I just want to be his hired cocksucking whore.
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>>3819042
Listen dude, we all know your term should have been up a long time ago

Just say you're at peace with the ponies and we can all go back to being friends.
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>>3819045

Could have been worse.
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>>3819040
Why do we call him Nathan again?

He seems pretty worthy of his own name.

I MEAN HE WORE A FEZ FOR GOODNESS SAKE
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>>3819045
But I'm not in love with a horse and I'm not in my mid 20s either
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>>3819045

Well, considering I can pay the bills and still live somewhat comfortably I don't see why I wouldn't be satisfied with my life regardless of what imaginary animal I waifu.
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>>3819045
I'm not even 20 yet.
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>>3819045
No
But this is the least of my disappointments
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>>3819065

>Fezzes are equal to our fedoras in equestria
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>You will never say "I love you" to your pony waifu face to face
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>>3819045
18

At least I have a job and act normal in public.
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>>3819045
yes, yes i am.
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>>3819065

I call him Roly Poly.
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>>3819030
>>3819015
>>3819035
>finally you can't take it any longer
>after one really good blow, you openly beg for him to fuck you
>he laughs
>"What makes a cocksucking whore like you think you deserve to have this royal cock inside you? You'd have to give up more than just your dignity."
>You give him every last paycheck he's given you for the past few weeks
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>>3819065
He looks like Nathan, of course.
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>>3819075
I can get behind this.
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>>3819045
I'm not in my mid 20s and I'm not that in love with a horse.
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>>3819080

>safe

So I take it there's a not-safe version?
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>>3819040
He lives a sad existence by himself in an isolated apartment at the outskirts of Ponyville. He didn't get through his last break-up very well, sadly.
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http://www.livestream.com/couldntthinkofaname

Justice League is still streaming.
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>>3819065
I still don't get this guy's deal.

He's never been formally introduced, has only a couple lines which took several episodes to get to, and he just keeps showing up DOING stuff.
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>>3819089
It's Derpibooro's tagging system. DFW things are tagged as such, so that you can filter them out if you're only looking for porn.
At least, that's how I use it.
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>>3819084
What? No. Fuck that.
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>>3819085
Is his face okay?
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>>3819045
Don't lump me in with them.
I'm 15
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you summoned me, random anon?
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>you'll never play fallout equestria RPG
;____;
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WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
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>>3819122
Good
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>>3819122
good
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>>3818892
yes, anon. i'll do it

i'll wear those socks
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>>3819114
something looks off about her eyes...
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>>3819122

Thank god for that.
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>>3819122
what a shame.
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>>3819084

Personally I'm not totally into receiving from stallions, but I'd give him all of his money back if he let me worship his entire body for a whole day straight.

Blueblood isn't even close to my favorite stallion why am I thinking like this.
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>>3819122
good
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>>3819122
>Celestia will never give you a target designator
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>>3819124
THE CLOCK'S TICKING I JUST COUNT THE HOURS
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>>3819130
yeah, they're too big.
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>>3819114
but where's her butt-mark?
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OP OP OP GANGNAM STYLE
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You're in Equestria and Pokey first found you after you appeared in the middle of a dog kennel. They don't quite understand your speech, and sadly he seems to think of you as about a big pet per se, although maybe smarter than a mere. But he does care for you well.

What do?

>Assume that eventually he might start rutting your ass if you play your cards right and be a nice pet.
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>>3819122
A mod for New vegas is in the works I think.
Because the story has no semblance to Fallout , nor MLP, I doubt anyone will like actually playing.
And by doubt, I mean hope.
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>>3819138
EVERY NIGHT MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT
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>>3819133
Because he's still very handsome and has a gorgeous, suckable, fuckable cock. It's not hard to see why Rarity was fantasizing about him.
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>>3819149
BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO
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>>3819148
Dor go to bed
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>>3819155
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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>>3819147
Why are you assuming that I wouldn't bust out of there and lived life in town like a person instead of an animal?
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>>3819147
>smarter than a mere dog.
dammit
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>>3819155

CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
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>>3819147
I'm though fapping for the night so I guess I would...blow up balloons for him to pop?

Pokey is a cute horse so I guess I'd also love to brush his hair.
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>>3819162
BUT DON'T HAAATE HEERR WHEN SHEE GETS UP TOO LEEEAAVEEE
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>>3819159
I
Wait what
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>>3819162
Work it make it, do it makes us
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>>3819141
Not done yet; I suppose that the random anon was going to ask if I'm gonna finish it or not today. I'm not sure if I"ll have the time.
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>>3819162

GO G-GO GO GO GO, GOTTA GO FAST
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>>3819148
>implying everyone on youtube won't say it's just as good as New Vegas
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>>3819167
THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
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>>3819164
The question was "What do?" That counts.

Although noone else understands your language either, and now you're a hostile animal on the loose in their eyes.
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>>3819152

Gosh it's so true
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>>3819152
His attitude could use some work. Maybe if he was given a taste of his own medicine?
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We spoilers now
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>>3819193
nope
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>>3818584
Hello /co/. Are these your stories?

What are they about?
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When I try to move my arms sometimes, they weigh too much to lift.
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>you're at the mall with your pony waifu
>someone slaps her ass
>turn around
>see this
>what do
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>>3819188
You'd have to overpower him first.

Even if he was only waist high he's still a muscular, powerful stallion. Plus he has unicorn magic.

It's not happening.
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>>3819200
wHAT
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>This thread
Since when the fuck does everyone not only like Snails, but want to get drilled by him? I thought we hated Snails.
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>>3819201
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>>3819201
>Treat the ass slap as a compliment.
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>>3819185
All I have to do is find Cheerilee or Twilight and draw this in the dirt or on a piece of paper and I'm home free.
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>>3819201
Slap her ass
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>>3819114
>>3819114
>>3819114
Yes, I'm here, please finish it.
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>>3819205

It's just the gayfags going at it

it's fun, you know
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>>3819126
>>3819128
>>3819131
>>3819134
mah niggas
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>Taken requests 2 weeks ago
>Only did 1
>Haven't drawn in 2 weeks
>Not motivated to do them
>I promised them i'll do it
>2 WEEKS AGO

HELP ME.
>>
All the popular drawfags love snails
Why don't you like him?
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>>3819202
But if getting a mouthful of his spunk was enough to make me want to do anything then it would be worth a shot for me to try doing the same thing. All I have to do is a take a few minutes longer fetching him his coffee and he will be mine.
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>>3819223
But I do
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>>3819223

Don't start that shit, this thread hasn't been /v/ so far
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>>3819223
>giving a shit about drawfags
I just come here to have fun and talk about pone.
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>>3819205
I posted the question in jest expecting people to say "I'd fuck Snails if he paid me like $425 for it", which seems like good money. Not that people would do it for free.
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>>3819211
>no right angle

what
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>>3819232
It looks like a right angle, but it could really be 89.99999 degrees to.
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>>3819213
Sorry anon, can't do right now, I was gonna' draw real quick, but then something came up and now I"m gonna' head to bed now. It's 4:30 over here and I've lost control of my life, etc. I gotta do stuff tomorrow I believe. I will finish it eventually though, mark my words.
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>>3819211
>Find them after getting through crowds of ponies who consider you like a rabid escaped hound.
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>>3819232
>implying that little square is the universal symbol for "right angle"
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>>3819223
>All
Maybe about 3 or 4, and only because GG made a fuck ton about him last year.
As a character I don't really care much for him.
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>>3819222
man, that episode had some fucked up shit in it
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>>3819232
That's a symbol though which can possibly be misinterpreted.

The shape itself and the numbers represented by individual, countable markings however cannot.
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When you were young you were the king of crackle flowers.
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>>3819226
Unless you're planning to convince the chef to feed him some of your fresh human semen, it's probably not going to be that easy.
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>>3819239
>not being smart about it
Idiots deserve what they get.
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>>3819222
It's a request. Not a contract. If you choose not to do it then they might be disappointed but no one will hate you for it.

Besides if its been 2 weeks they most likely forgot anyway
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>tfw you can't enjoy pendulum with being labeled as a brony
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>>3819226
>you will never have a stallion to spurt cream into your morning coffee everyday
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>>3819251
But that's wrong
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>>3819246
ITAOTS time?
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>>3819251
This never happened to you, you damn liar
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>>3819222
>2 weeks
They probably forgot already, Dafty.
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>>3819222
who might you be
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>>3819251
>tfw small island on an endless sea
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>>3819251
Did I miss something?
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>>3819252

>You will never personally assist a stallion in spurting his thick semen into your coffee every day
>Sometimes sans-coffee
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>>3819254
>implying it's not a potato
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>>3819251
Pendulum is shitty DnB that's not even DnB
But it's a guilty pleasure man, it hurts so good
I also like Knife Party
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>>3819260
;_;
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>>3819226
So you're both addicted to each other's spunk? Now what? You just spend all day curled up on soft cushions sucking each other off over and over being tended to by servants?
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>>3819252
>you will never hold your cup of coffee under your stallion so he can fill it up with the semen dripping from his hollow sound
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>>3819271
wow what a miserable life this would be
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>>3819247
The plan is to jizz in his coffe after getting for him. Not to have the chef suck you off and spit into his coffee.
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>>3819251
>blast Fasten Your Seatbelt in your car with your windows down
>brony drives up next to you and attempts to bro hoof you
>"us cloppers eh?"
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>>3819263
>you will never blow coffee stallion
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>>3819265
Fucking /mu/, I don't think that they'll EVER be not funny
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>>3819281
>pinkie pie shooting herself.gif
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>>3819260
Pleaes respond
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>>3819287
>not cropping your watermark
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>>3819271
Yes. Whoever manages to resist the effects the most wins the right to be in charge and do with the other what he will.

So sayeth the law of Nature.
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>>3819287
What's tekagi?
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>>3819289
>1344545082827.png
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SUP JERKS
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>>3819286
Does someone have the wikipedia pages /mu/ edited?
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>>3819257

I HOPE SO.
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>>3819283

>His junk smells like freshly ground coffee beans and sweat
>He cums different flavors of coffee creamer every day

I can get behind this
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>>3819297
You've got to be squidding me
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>>3819297

Mumbles draw pone
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>>3819281
Just the thought of it makes me swell with the fury of 10 trillion suns.
>>
Okay, now I can draw something
Or go take a nap
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>>3819300
>you will never scold coffee pone for taking supplements to change the flavor of his "cream"
>you will never tell him you like him the way he is, black
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>>3819301
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>>3819296
>implying that's an excuse
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>>3819307
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
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>>3819287
Oh god let's not post this again.
Ice Pack and Inky Donkey are the only two OCs I like, and I really like them, and I think they're insanely cute in their little hijinx together, but I know it'll just lead to a big circlejerking argument. Stop tempting me.
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>>3819272
>you will never position a large bucket under your stallion
>you will never knead his fat balls with one hand, enjoying your coffee to the sound of his moans of passion mixing with the wet splatters of his seed spraying against the inside of the bucket
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>>3819311
Oh don't look at this then.
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combination style
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>>3819297
Hey man. I hope I'm not upsetting you but I wanted to know if you got your school situation straightened out.
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>>3819297
This is a disgrace
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>>3819318
I love that picture
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>>3819318
I actually like this pony
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>>3819300
>if you want espresso you have to blow him while he still has his morning wood
>you get doublestrength if you can make him last long enough
>plain old coffee is what you get from kissing him in the same way that you would get plain old Coke from Coke pony
>if you want cream you have to squeeze his testicles
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>>3819319
COME ON DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE
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>>3819317

>That feel when the thought of thick, heavy spurts of pony semen loudly filling a bucket never fails to give you a boner
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>>3819326
>you start clapping mid coitus
>you receive an Americano
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>>3819325
>>3819324
>liking things
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>5 AM almost
>still 80f

kill me
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>>3819333
Why do I still laugh at that stupid joke?
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>>3819333

>Put on shades and a backwards cap while blowing him
>Receive chilled coffee
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>>3819317
>you will never take a large nut in each hand and set them over your penis
>you will never hold them together and gently scrotumfuck him, his testicles just as good as a pair of tits
>you semen will never join his in the bucket
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>>3819337
Oh, a fellow BESTcoastfag in MLPG?
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>>3819322
Oh god I didn't scare you away did I?

I am so sorry.
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>>3819238
Aww, okay.
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>>3819346

>Scrotumfucking

This new wondrous thing is now a fetish of mine
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>>3819305
no never again

really I haven't drawn any pone lately sorry. :T

>>3819322
HA HA NOPE but I'm trying to scrape things together. I still have a little over a week... yikes I guess you were looking at my tumblr sorry for that pile of shit.
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>>3819311
>>3819296
>>3819287
>not posting the whole thing
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>>3819333
>>3819341
>you invite Milk stallion and Caramel over to see what sorts of things you can mix up
>a bit of experimentation shows you that Milk stallion knows a neat [trick]
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>tfw drinking alone on a saturday morning

well at least i have you guys
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>>3819337
>Fluttershy not wearing a yellow sweater
>Fluttershy not wearing yellow at all
I like this.
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>>3819314
I was asking for requests
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Is there anymore of watermark pony?
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>>3819363
>you will never lovingly tongue off the "whipped cream" Reddi Whip pone left upon coffee pone's tight coffee flavored hole
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>>3819366
Sweetie Belle as a southern belle
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>>3819361
oh my gosh
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>>3819361
>Inkpack
No. Don't do this.
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>>3819377

>reddi whip
>reddi
>reddit

fucknig go back to redit fagut
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>>3819360
Oh okay sorry to bring it up I was just worried for you. I hope you find a way to make it work. I'm rooting for you.
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>>3819379
Sweetie Belle starring in a Princess and a Frog

Wait, Applebloom for the princess. Sweetie for the Southern Girl. Scoots for the frog?
>>
Your favorite pony is a gigantic slut
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>>3819355
Tamahime-sama has some good ball-fucking bits, unless humans aren't your thing
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>>3819399
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>>3819366
Rarity eating her own hair
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>>3819399

Your favorite pony is a kissless virgin.
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>>3819365
Chen, you say?
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>>3819377
>while waiting for Caramel and Milk to show up you and Coffee brew up a few big pots
>once they arrive you put a shot of Caramel into each one while Milk watches and Coffee rests
>when it's Milk's turn you take care to massage a different combination of each of his three testicles each time to get various kinds of milk and cream
>one the last one you squeeze all three at once and whipped cream shoots out
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>>3819402
>tfw you would only fuck a human if you were turned in to a pony first
>>
how the fuck do you fuck balls
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>>3819411
>tfw I would only fuck a pony if it were turned into a human first
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>>3819402

My fetishes don't translate to humans very well

But I appreciate it anyway
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>>3819408
no
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>>3819413

>Take handful of big, heavy pony nuts
>Press over penis
>Use the friction of your penis rubbing up against stallion testes to pleasure yourself
>???
>Orgasm

It's pretty close to titfucking.
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>>3819430
I'd eat it
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>>3819427
What I learned in MLPG today is...
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>>3819430

ya blew it
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>>3819384
I SHALL PERSEVERE.
thank you, anon.
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>>3819430
>don't

why?
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>>3819355
>you bid him drink half the bucket and turn over
>he flips onto his back and you drink the other half before dumping the dregs on his scrotum for lubrication
>you take an orb in each hand and slowly slide your member between them
>the care you have to take means it takes you a long time to reach your peak and you can watch him as he slides free of his sheath
>after finishing you repay the favor by bending over and letting him hotdog your ass with with freshly lubed cock
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>>3819427

>It's pretty close to titfucking.

How would you know? You've never done either.
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>>3819430
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
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>>3819404
Would MLPG hire Big Mac's services or demand to be shown the goods first?
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>>3819444

WELL I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA KILL MYSELF
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Guys, what's a good fighting game I can play on PC that's not Street Fighter? I kind of want to brush up on my fighting game skills for Fighting is Magic so I don't suck ass when the game actually comes out.

I suck ass at street fighter and it's not really my style. I was thinking BlazBlue but only the first one ever came out on PC and for some reason that bothers me. Guilty Gear is too fast and I suck balls at it.

What do?
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>>3819444

>He's never had sex

Get a load of this fag
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>that feel when eating pony farts alone on a Saturday morning
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>>3819444
>You've never done either.

I MAY NOT HAVE, BUT I DID PUT TWO BAGS OF SAND ON MY DICK ONCE
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>>3819447
If I couldn't charisma my way in to convicing Big Macintosh to hiring me, I would demand to see the goods upfront
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>>3819456

>having sex

What are you, gay?
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>>3819459
can we please not do this again?
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Jesus this thread is fucking awful. MLPG circlejerks in knee-deep shit like this but writefags and drawfags are driven out in droves for giving us new material.

Fuck.
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>>3819471
I don't fucking know, she came on to me, alright?
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>>3819475

are you
upset
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>>3819463
After that would you go ahead and pay or convince him to give you a closer look first? Remember that at the end of the day you need enough money for Celestia birthday present.
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Some cry.
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>>3819475
Thanks for your input. Please come again
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>>3819478
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>>3819475
well you're're no fun
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>>3819475
I hate people who use the word circlejerk to describe any kind of conversation
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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/493119/cf91e3d70e/?p=1
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>>3819493
You know what's funny
Friends talking to one other is circlejerking
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>>3819479
Goddamn it, you didn't mention that we had a deadline to reach.

If Big Macintosh isn't going to pay me to treat his body like a fuckin' playground then he's going to have to wait. I've got money to earn and I can't be wasting my time harvesting his delicious candy-apple horse semen.
Clearly this is someone who doesn't know the value of a hard days work. As much at it pains me to say it, I'm gonna have to walk away
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>>3819494

This is about where my dick reached critical levels

I'm gonna be right back
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>>3819478
Yes I am actually bothered by this.

>>3819485
>>3819493
That's the fucking point, I want fun but MLPG has decided that my kind of fun (new drawings and writings, mentioning contributors, this whole paint chat thing) are circlejerking, and pages upon pages of the gayest pathetic sub shit and made up fetishes like nut-fucking is way more acceptable.
I much prefer my gay sub stuff drawn, anyway.
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Don't get me wrong I love tegaki but this is what I feel like it feels like a lot of the times
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>>3819493
>I hate people who use the word circlejerk to describe any kind of conversation

what is a circlejerk? not even trolling. what defines the circlejerk. we say the tumblr guys are constantly circlejerking, but isnt that just friends communicating?
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You DO know that Big Mac would think that you guys are a bun a of weirdo faggots if he read half the things you guys write about him?
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>>3819519
I didn't do anything.
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>>3819519
>bun a of
bunch of*
fugg :DDD
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>>3819512
What's Tegaki?
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>>3819516
"Your stuff is so fucking great oh god you never make mistakes and your art is fucking perfect let me suck your artist dick"
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>>3819504
You are misreading my posting. You aren't the slut, he is. If you want sex you are going to have to find some way to get it without paying him.
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>>3819516
THAT'S CIRCLEJERKING

Anon is mad because he's left out
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>>3819519

No fuckin' shit, are you sure he wouldn't be okay with me using his nuts to rub my dick against and cum on?

And you're serious about him thinking me drinking a bucket of his semen would be weird?

Christ, I'd better stop before he gets mad at me.
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>>3819484

5kx5k is the biggest 4chan allows right?
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>>3819534
Yes
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>>3819524

Its when you lay down, close your eyes and...
Its this thing the artist got into. Allows people to send pictures directly to each other. It's pretty awesome
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>>3819533
Yeah
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>>3819527

But that never happens.

Only madanons think that happens
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>>3819519
Bullshit. AJ doesn't let him off the farm anywhere near often enough for him to get any so the only one he has is himself. He is as horny and deviant as the worst of us.
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>>3819540
I know
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>>3819540
Madanon*
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>>3819541
But not for himself.
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>>3819527
>>3819516
Other things that qualify as circlejerking:
*"What do you think of this?" "Oh hey, this is good."
*"I like this." "Me too!"
*Two friends talking to each other, in private.
*An artist drawing something for another artist
*An artist drawing something for anyone
*Making a request
*Delivering on a request
*"Hey, want to talk about [x]?" "Sure, I like that topic."
*"[Anything positive at all regarding a drawfag/writefag/namefag]"
*"Let's talk about ponies."
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>>3819540
Ever been to ponychan by any chance? Negativity and criticism are bannable offences there.
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>>3819222
Sounds like me taking bigger vidya requests... I took one bigger project. Bailed out after week of work. Took second one after month or so. Bailed out after week of work. I have both unfinished and feel like a faggot.
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>>3819530
Clearly we're both sluts, and since I can't turn a profit on him (unless he wants to slack off from his appleharvesting duty) then I'm just going to have to sell my body elsewhere.
This is all assuming I couldn't find some other way to ear a present for the Princess. If I had other tradeskills then we wouldn't even be having this discussion and I would be jerking off Big Macintosh for fun as often as he would let me
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>>3819540
>But that never happens.

You're right, and you're wrong. Some tumblr personalities surround themselves with only the people who only have positive things to say. I can think of at least two.

It's just, that isn't happening to anyone who frequents here.

and it wouldnt matter anyway because all our artfags hate themselves.

but then i guess i can kind of see "my life sucks" "no <artfag> you're really great. i love you. i love your work" i can at least see where this is coming from now
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>>3819553

I meant here
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>>3819552
Oh my shit
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>>3819552
it appears as though our definition of circlejerk is coming down to "some shit i am missing out on."
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>>3819567
Also "shit I don't like"
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>>3819561
Nobody really circlejerks here. There's a few weird fanboys but that's kind of like everywhere.
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>>3819570
No anon, that's autism, not circlejerking
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>>3819552
>mfw this is mlpgs definition of circlejerk
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I've been alone with you inside my mind
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>>3819512
how about you grow a spine klondike
tegaki isn't a contract it's just for sharing fun doodles
even rose learned how to say no
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>>3819573
Like Iris and that other autist
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>>3819546
Doubly so for himself. If one of us were transported to Equestria and turn into a female version of him he'd be all over us.
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>>3819573
>nobody really circle jerks here
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>>3819578
>even rose learned how to say no

How so?
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>>3819578
But I just feel
so bad
when someone takes their time to
doodle for me.

I just can't say no.
I love you all too much
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>>3819585
And how exactly do you know this?
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>>3819567
>>3819570
"Circlejerk" is now basically "people having fun without me".

And that last part isn't even necessary.
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>>3819578
Ice Pack has a well toned butt. How many squats does he do each day?
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>>3819552

there needs to be a version of that image for every pone.
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>>3819598
>tfw I circlejerk with my friends every day
I-I'm sorry MLPG
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>>3819597
Past experience.
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>>3819598
I see it like this, "Two or more people like each other a lot and asspat each other in a time or place where it's uncalled for or unwanted."
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>>3819598
it's unfortunate we don't have people on the other side to give us the other side of this. i'd like to hear an argument for the skype / steam chats being circle jerking
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>>3819606
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>>3819610
Basically this, stop being so retarded, mlpg
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>>3819610
Circlejerks aren't always uncalled for or unwanted. It's mostly that way for the people not in the circlejerk or don't like it
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>>3819610

But sharing their art isn't asspatting.

I like seeing stuff like >>3819361, I think it's great
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>>3819591
Glitter glue please respond.
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ded
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>>3819601
>Ice Pack has a well toned butt. How many squats does he do each day?
He probably is more about thrusts

>>3819595
I can't stay mad at you ♥
Twilight/Discord is such a fucking brony ship but I enjoy it anyway
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>>3819619
Oh yeah. I woke up in the Sweet Apple orchard and he was already on me, those were two of the most fun weeks I have ever had. The only downside was that it was a bitch and a half to get Twilight to find a way for me to go back and forth.
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>>3819647
i don't know that it's so bad if we can have calm, rational discussions like this
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>>3819649
How doesn't he fall over with that gigantic head?
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>>3819649
How strange. His but looks quite massive and cushy there.

Does Ice Pack have a cushy tushy?
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>>3819630
Okay well how about asspat each other in a way that is beyond necessary or reasonable?
>>3819633
I agree with you and like the comic, but I think we started pushing it when we ended up with 90% of the thread talking about how great Inkypack is.
I'm not trying to stop any fun here, but it just felt like too much you know?
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>>3819658
His other gigantic head acts as a counterbalance
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>>3819591
>>3819637
I mean what I said
Rose is capable of saying "I'm not in the mood" and has in the past
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>>3819672
>rose, let's do it
>i can't. i have a headache
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>>3819672
no wonder she stopped responding
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>>3819649
You were mad at me? I'm sorry
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>>3819658
>How doesn't he fall over with that gigantic head?
He does
Constantly
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What's the intended audience for this comic? It's certainly not 4 year olds like those other comics.
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>>3819704
us bronies xD
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>>3819718
Was that really necessary?
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>>3819704
>We usually have 2 highlights but foals have 3

HOLY FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THIS
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>>3819734
Shitposting is never neccessary.
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>>3819734
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>>3819704
It's not a comic.
It's an art reference.
They're giving tips about drawing pones.
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>>3819734
I have a feeling you'll be asking that a lot
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>>3819741
No, that's for a comic.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/07/12/idw-announces-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-comic-by-k
at/
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Glitter Glue
Glitter Glue
Glitter Glue
Glitter Glue
Scrim is a fucking asshole holy shit
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>>3819747
Was this microscopic cap really necessary?
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>>3819758
>Search pony on that site
>See this
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>>3819765
Basil is best pony.
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>>3819758
Oh I thought he was talking about that one picture specifically.
My bad.
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>>3819777
Well my shit is long-gone.
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Dubs tell me which episode to watch right now
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>>3819793
Wedding.
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>>3819758
I like the art style. I will have a look at other comics these two people have done.

>In addition to making the company about 20% cooler
Quality journalism

>When asked if this would lead to a big Hasbro crossover, possibly involving the Ponies teaming up with Snake-Eyes and Optimus Prime (...) Anything is possible, I suppose! (But not likely!)"
Thank fucking god
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>>3819793
>dubs
no
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>>3819793
TLR

Nightmare Mode: Edited version
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>>3819800

>>3819793
You now have to watch the art of the dress episode since that's when RD says that infamous line
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>>3819793
Dragonshy
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>>3819793
instead of watching pone get into animu
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>>3819793
Jack and the Lava Monster
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>>3819765
You mean a LOVABLE asshole?
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>>3819800
Come on man, Cobra Just made a contract with The decepticons, and they've got the changelings enslaved to their bidding! Only a ninja, a robot, and a pony can stop them!
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>>3819793
>>3819800
>20% cooler

Suited for Success
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>>3819814
>get into animu
shit advice 0/10 kill yourself
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>>3819793
REading Rainbow.
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>>3819793
This one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3znWZj-x9U
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>>3819823
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>>3819793
>
>>3819815
The >feels, man. You need them.
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>>3819826
>all that Obama in the comments
haha what
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Which final fantasy would each pone play?
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>>3819844
9 for all because it's the best one
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>>3819847
Surely you meant 10
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>>3819858
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>3819847
We are eternal niggas now.
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>>3819844
Twilight: I
She is the only one of the group who beat it by mapping out everything on her own.
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>>3819847
>9
>best
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahaha. That game is fucking flawed.

>>3819844
I know Fluttershy would play any of the Chocobo game. Rarity would play any FF MMO due to her OCD.
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>>3819844
>Twilight would play 9 because it has the best story
>Rarity would play 5 because of the amount of job classes you can choose
>Applejack would play 2 because of the amount of grinding there is
>Fluttershy would play 7 because she's a casual
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>>3819871
>Rarity
>not playing X-2

DO YOU EVEN FASHION?
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>>3819871
Twilight and Rarity would play 9
Dash and Pinkie would play 7
Fluttershy would play 10
Applejack would play 6

>>3819890
What the fuck nigga, no one likes that game
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>>3819844
I only like 1.
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>>3819898
Why would Dash & Pinkie play 7? I-it's not like the game is 2nd best FF for me, just asking
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>>3819871
>9 because it has the best story
Dude, that not how you spell 4, 6, and 7.
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>>3819898
I like that game and its prequal
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one, because I have bad taste in JRPGs
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>>3819910
Fast paced and easy to get into
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>>3819898
>no one likes that game

Nigga X-2 is fashion charlie's angels. She'd be all over that.

>>3819919

>4

Mah nigga.
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>>3819926
That isn't good enough for though. Dash would just play the Arcade Snowboarding all day and Pinkie, I cannot picture her playing the Numbered Series.

The only Final Fantasy I can picture half the cast playing (including Pinkie) is Crystal Chronicles due to the 4 player state.
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>Fluttershy will never excitedly show you her Farmville farm
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>>3819933
>Fashion Chalie's Angles.
And thats why I loved that game.
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>>3819951
Good.
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>Rainbow Dash will never play FFTA and force mewt/scootaloo to be a cripple
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>>3819951
Thank god for that
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>>3819951
> Farmville farm
>Not Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon
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>>3819964
Fluttershy would state that Harvest Moon copied farmville
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>>3819964
>AJ plays Harvest Moon
>grows nothing but apples
>wonders why the game wont let her cook with just those
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>>3819971
>she marries the sporty, but tsundere girl in game
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After a hard day Applejack goes home to play her favorite game.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>3819994
>hair and beard
oh god those two
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>>3819993
Pfffff
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>>3819994
I'd probably the white girl if she had better headphones
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>>3820009
What kind of scrunch is that?
>>
DORKS
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>>3819994
Oh god why do some of theme seem abnormally short?
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>>3820009
Why is Dash angry at Trixie?
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>there will never be another final fantasy game set in Ivalice
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>>3820019
She's feelin' blue.
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>>3820010
>>3819994
WAIT NO
SHE'S CARRYING A SCOOTER
ABORT
ABORT
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>>3820024
That's mean anon.
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>>3820016
oink oink oink
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>>3820019
She's gay anon
how can you be so insensitive?
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>>3820024
Man, I would love to play as a Bangaa or Nu Mou. Too bad they only exist in the FFTA.
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>>3819844
Celestia
Okami

I know
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oh tess
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>>3820043
u wot m8
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>>3820043
YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES ANON
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>>3820050
sometimes i force myself to mastrubate to tess's drawings no matter how cute they are
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>>3820066
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>3820066

I wonder if Tess is offended because not many people seem to want to masturbate to his porn... I can't even, but I still like it.
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>>3820043
It would've worked better if he said asked which Zelda each pone would play
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>you will never try to teach your favorite pony how to play your favorite video game properly
>you will never try to hold back your frustrations and instead let out a fake smile as your pony waifu does something idiotic in your favorite game
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>>3820083

>having a favorite video game
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>>3820083
>having frustrations
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>>3820076
I very much doubt he's offended that people don't jerk it to his stuff. He draws it because he wants to, after all.
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>>3820083
>doing something idiotic in Half-Life 2
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to fuck up Half-Life 2
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>>3820066
Tess stuff is either too cute or too silly to fap. I would not force it at all.

>>3820083
I know that fucking feel too much.

>see so much newbie just rush into battle, even, if they are caster
>their skill bar is to spread out and unsyncable
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>>3820076
>>3820100
I think he does want people to jack off to it. He took a lot of advice with that Rarity pic that he just did.
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I just realized; "Cloudsdale" sounds like "Clydesdale".
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>>3820108
>seesaw puzzle
>Rainbow Dash tries to jump onto the platform in which she can't get up to unless she does something with the cinder blocks
>"this game is stupid"
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>>3820108
>vehicle section
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>>3820083
I don't get angry at video games. And I especially wouldn't if my favorite pony was the one laying.
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>>3820124
*playing
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>>3820083
I forget half the solutions to Ace Attorney cross-examinations anyway. I'd be re-figuring out some of them with her.
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>>3820083
>NMH
>Whacking away at enemies as they're glowing red
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>>3820116
That's for the picture itself, to make the butt nicer, not jackoff advice.

Picture construction and result can still be appreciated even if it's porn, you know.
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>>3820108
>"I have to kill them?"
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>>3820123
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>>3819926
I would totally watch Pinkie play it though.
>"Oooh the black person just gave me this pretty colored sweet!"
>"It's a materia, Pinkie"
>"So I can't eat it?"
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>>3820113
>Tess stuff is either too cute or too silly to fap
Guess you didn't see that Rarity ass-grabbin'.
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>>3820120
I could actually imagine 12 year old today doing something like that.
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>>3820123
>Twilight immediately flips the buggy and proceeds on foot
>She spends twenty minutes trying to cross the first jump with the gravity gun before going back and doing things right
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>>3820083
How can someone fuck up at THUG2?
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>>3820138
What are the graphic settings on this? Doesn't look as good as I remember it...
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dong ding
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odds: i read the entire FOE and the sidestory thing
evens: free from phone.
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>>3820140
I did. Its cute.
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>>3820157
HAVE FUN
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>>3820150
>THUG2
>not 1
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>>3820156
who where?
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>>3820083
>sit behind Twilight as I instruct her on how to play Morrowind, my chin resting on the top of her head
>"So I can do anything?"
>"Anything!"
>watch as she finds a house and spends all her time filling it with books
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>>3820155

It's from 2004, anonymous.
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>>3820157
oh fuck.
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>>3820155
>tfw replaying hl2 every year
>always amazed at how good it looks
Valve are wizards
I can't wait for source2
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>>3820157
hahahaha
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>>3820168
Can you place books vertically, or do they have to lie down?
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>>3820170
Look worse than I remember it. Think I might play in a minute just to check...

>>3820174
Same here.
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>>3820155
It's at 720p
so the not good settings
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>>3820184
They have to lie down. She wouldn't be happy at first, but she would manage. She'd still spend hours getting them in the right place though.
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>>3820168
>my chin resting on the top of her head
Hnng
I want to vidya with pone so bad
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>>3820194
Yeah, that's what I thought, couldn't remember being able to put them in bookshelves upright, and that made me not bother collecting them.
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>>3820203
Light them you faggot
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>>3820203
Can you at least put hoi hoi in the filename or something
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Do you have an episode you think you could improve by changing it? How would you change it and what are the ramifications of your change?

The only rule is that you can't get rid of characters, so no getting rid of Shining Armor etc in the wedding episodes.

Hard mode: Episode moral must remain the same

DANTE MUST DIE MODE: FLUTTERSHY CONTINUES TO BE SHY THROUGHOUT SERIES DESPITE CHANGES


pic related, it's a change(ling)
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>>3820203
>assholes in hooves
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>>3820203
Please give us some sort of warning if you're going to be posting images like that
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>>3820203

>people masturbate to this
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>>3820170
This is from 2008
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>>3820200
There is a mod for placing books.

Also, which of the 6mane would waste so much time making a pillow fort?
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>>3820083
>play Abe's Oddysee with Pinkie
>she spends the entire time farting and burping, laughing hysterically
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>>3820215
I would make Applejack win in Fall Weather Friends.
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>>3820229

Rarity and Twilight.
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>>3820229
>you will never enjoy a pillofw for twith will fill ytwilight
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>>3820229
Pinkie.
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>>3820231
>One of the workers die
>She gets upset
>Has to reset the game and play over and over until she gets the good ending
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>>3820229
Bookfort.jpg
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cant wait for the FO3 FOE mod.
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>>3820216
We were discussing the ramifications of this just a few days ago.
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>>3820231
>every time Abe says "hello," she does too
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>>3820253
Yes you can, faggot.
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Which pony would dominate the most at Mario Party?
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>>3820253
I'd have thought they'd already made one.
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>>3820263
Pinkie
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>>3820263
Pinkie
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>>3820260
That's cute.
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>>3820263
>Pinkie Pie
>she just fucks around the entire game and relies on chance time to win
>it works 100% of the time
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>>3820263
It's all luck.
Whoever's the luckiest.

Twilight would be losing because she has no luck.
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>>3820215
Many episodes.
Mare Do Well: the 6mane TALK to Dash first. Then they pull the hero stuff.

Put your Hoove down: Reduce the bitchness by 100% on everyone.

A Friend in Deed: Make Pinkie learn to NOT bother the donkey or invade his space too much.

Dragon Quest: Add in an Elder Dragon that talk to Spike about the dragon kind.
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>>3820277
>not getting the minigame star
>not getting the most coins star
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>>3820168
>"So I can do anything?"
>"Anything!"
This is what Morrowind fags actually believe.
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> a butterfly will never suddenly turn you into Benjamin Franklin off the coast of some beach
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>>3820288
>not telling your pone they can do anything
You monster
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>>3820305

Molyneux pls

you'll only end up disappointing them
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>>3820263
Can someone post that Luigi does nothing to win gif?
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>>3820314
I don't have the original one
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>>3820083
Good
>that feel when watching my little sis play games

does anyone have that gif from sisterhooves social where Rarity is frustrated
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>>3820321
>that Dooks in the ice
Every time.
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>>3820314
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>>3820324
>YOU'RE JUST RUNNING INTO A CORNER GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, ANON WON'T LET ME HAVE MY TURN
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>>3820324
Like this?
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>>3820345
>That eye dilation
Every time
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>>3820324
But how can you get mad at pony
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>>3820352
If you're /v/
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>>3820345
>DINKLEBERG
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>>3820345

I love how she just swallows her rage.
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>>3820343
Thank god I don't have any siblings
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>>3820345
>rarity swallows two giant stale marshmallows.gif
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>>3820352
Reu is eternally mad, especially with a particular pink horse
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>>3820345
Yes, thank you!

>>3820343
It's more like.. I don't want to help her too much because I want her to enjoy the game for herself but she's so bad it's frustrating
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>>3820354
>Dinkleberg
>not Pinkleberg
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>>3820324
Reu confirmed for /v/ no fun zone.
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>>3820321
>>3820341
And then there this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9eeX2Lx1pE
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>>3820083
I think it most likely Celestia will teach me.
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>>3820352
I think my best pone in the show would be good at video games anyway but then everyone thinks that about their favourite pone
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>>3820379
Flutterfag here, she wouldn't be good at vidya.
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>>3820372
>Princess Celestia will never give a slight smirk as you, as a human try to play the traditional games of Equestria
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>>3820372
>Give Luna I Wanna Be The Guy
>Nightmare Moon relapse
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Am I still kawaii oniichan?
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>>3820386
As another Flutterfag, I agree. Gaming doesn't seem to be her thing at all.
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>>3820083
>Fluttershy
>Silent Hill
Thank God. She'd be traumatized.
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>>3820369

Hahahahahaha oh god I'm losing my shit.
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>>3820379
>>3820386
Yeah fluttershy would be pretty shit
She'd still be fun to play with
>You will never lie down on the couch with Fluttershy
>She'll never lay back on chest, controller in hoof
>She'll never as for tips as you lazily play with her hair and watch her.
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>he thinks any horse on the show has ever or will ever get major character development
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>>3820415

But... Rarity.
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>>3820083
>world of tanks I guess
>Fluttershy
...I think it would be for the best
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>>3820415
Their character developments very good and are already fine. Better that Strawberry Shortcake, I'll tell you that right now.
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>>3820423
She's the same now as she was in LBYS.
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>>3820386
haha, I was actually thinking that as I was typing that post
at least she doesn't seem like the type to get mad at the game and blame her character
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>>3820415
>Expecing major character development
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>>3820083
>>3820324
I had the same experience with me pops. He played Starcraft and always built way to many dropships.
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So...there's some MLPG tegaki pastebin?
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this is kinda clever.
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>>3820441
I think she'd get bored.

But then she'd ask you to play instead, saying she doesn't mind watching you. And she'd lay there next to you, on the couch, the top of her head barely touching your thigh as she watches the carnage on screen. Every once in a while she flinches in shock during an explosion or a tense moment, or covers her mouth in horror when you blow a guy's head off. She looks up at you occasionally. She watches your eyes flick around, watches your thumbs work the gamepad, watches you anxiously chew the inside of your mouth. She eventually falls asleep, and you turn the volume down when you hear her murmuring.
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>>3820464
Maybe he was an Alien fan.
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>>3820468
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>>3820468
No it's not
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>>3820475
N-no blush?
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>>3820476
Yeah, it's fanfiction what is he talking about, what's your point?
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>>3820475
Why does there always have to be a tardis?
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>>3820468
It's not clever. It's stupid.
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>>3820468
no it isn't
it would destroy their teeth, the sight is impossible to look down, and there's no way to steady it

try aiming a rifle while holding only the very end of the butt
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>>3820469
I would at least something less violent around her.

>>3820476
I hated this image, but I have to agree with this one.
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>>3820468
>tongue trigger

the whole idea is fucking stupid

Have they stopped to think how the fucker is going to be reloaded? >"Hoofgrip, nigga." Oh of course! That's true. So then... why can't the pony use hoofgrip to hold and fire the gun?
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>>3820489
>>3820481
why is it stupid?
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>>3820485
do you not understand greentexting or something
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>>3820488
DOCTER WHO xDDDD
I'm English and I can't stand it
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>>3820468
Yep MLP crossover fanfiction world building.

This is pretty much the epitome of intelligence.
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>>3820468
That's fucking stupid
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ponies can't into video games
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>>3820498
Same.
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>>3820498
Me too. Well, I wouldn't say I can't stand it, I just think it's silly.
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>>3820498
I'm Amerian and I try to watch it many time throughout the year, I never get it at all.
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>>3820468
okay then, put a gun in front of your mouth and pull the trigger.
also, show us a pic of your bleeding face afterwards
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>>3820496
And do you have any strong argument?

Yeah, that's what I thought
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>>3820514
>internet tough guy defending, of all things, My Little Pony fanfiction

look at yourself, anon

look at what you've become
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>>3820495
You try holding something that has a fucking kickback with your TEETH.
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>>3820513
horses mouths are strong as balls.
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>>3820514
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>3820524
>Internet tough guy getting mad every time someone talks about fanfiction.

look at yourself, anon

look at what you've become
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>>3820527
Go to /k/ and see what they think...
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>>3820468
The idea of ponies with guns is inherently stupid.
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IT IS A PONY
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>>3820527
>>3820543
Yes. Please go to /k/ with that same picture and ask for their honest opinion.
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>>3820468
Not really.

Weapon is too heavy to aim and shoot. side reloading is rather good idea in this case but knockback would broke your jaw, crushed teeth and twisted neck.
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>>3820546
>FO:E is inherently stupid
ftfy
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>>3820548
No it's not you fucking retard 0/10 ain't even mad
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>>3820548
Isn't that for girls?
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>>3820468
Why not have a mounting platform hung around the ponies neck?

You'd be able to aim and fire with the mouth but the recoil will be dissipated over a large portion of the chest
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>>3820548
But ponies don't have wings.
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>>3820527
The jaw would soon slacken, though. It would be an effort just to hold the thing, let alone fire it. Also, the kickback would cause eventual muscle strain in the neck and spine, if it didn't damage the teeth.

The idea of ponies using their mouths to replicate human abilities is silly.

This guy >>3820494 also outlined an interestingly stupid problem.
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>>3820553
You'd probably get laughed out.
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>>3820548
Yes, a very cute pony!
>>3820543
>>3820553
Don't mistake me, that gun is fucking stupid, but I'd think /k/ would label anything pony related stupid.
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>>3820562
The shitty ones don't.
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>>3820563
>The idea of ponies using their mouths to replicate human abilities is silly.

But that's what they do in the show
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>>3820567
*The shitty ones do
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>>3820571
At least a whole third of the time!
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>>3820555
>I can't write good fanfiction so I'll just call everyone else's good work stupid
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>implicationeering that guns even exist in Princess Sunhorse's perfect utopia
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>>3820571
Only simple things.
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>>3820466
Nasse, How is kinky NMM going?
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>>3820578
here i go!
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>>3820580
Go and watch May The Best Pet Win again.

Or just listen to the song.

Faggot.
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>>3820578
>implying FO:E can be considered good by any definition of the word
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>>3820555
I can't believe so many people from here were into it last summer. I guess we were obliged to have something pony related to discuss.
>>3820578
>let's see you do better!
There's that argument again...
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>>3820578
>good
>fanfiction
But that's wrong.
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>>3820578
>needing to be a writer to criticize a work of prose
Argumentum ad verecundiam anon pls go.
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>>3820578
> rehash of a shitload of ideas from origional fallout games
>bronies give credit only to her not the makers fo fallout
>hurrr
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>>3820578
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>>3820594
If I would have stay last summer, I would shit on that fic all day and be in the mist of the argument every day.
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>>3820604
>Take shitty ideas
>Make them good
Why wouldn't she get all the credit, pray tell?
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>>3820578
>this is what FO:Efags believe
Just because Bethesda wrote something decent and somebody replaced "human" with "pony" everywhere and added some lesbian horse stories, FO:E is not, by any means, good. It doesn't even have any potential to be good considering the length and the amount of time it was written in.
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>>3820592
>Equestria is proud of it's extensive aerospace research industry
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>>3820619
Because she didn't make them good?
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>>3820599
Ah, there's a fancy Latin term for it. Thanks anon.
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>>3820623
>>3820592
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_gas_gun
woops
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>>3820619
>fallout ideas shitty
GET. FUCKED.
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>>3820622
>eyes open behind sleeping mask
why
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>that feeling when you will never raisin again
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>>3820629
No worries, man.
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>>3820624
Is she selling herself or the apples?
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>>3820632
He referring to Fallout 3.
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>>3820599
>busting out dem Latin logical fallacy terms

anon, you just gave me a boner for real
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>>3820636
Herself, obviously.
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>>3820634
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>>3820619
Fallout with lesbian horse sex isn't good
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>Want to post Mootle Roll
>Duplicate File

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU CAN GET A DUPE FOR THE MOOTLE ROLL IN THIS BOARD?
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>>3820624
the longer i stare at the face, the more i am perplexed about what she's staring at

and what that expression means
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>>3820634
>Fanfiction
>>
watching Spaghetticon Europe Edition

do you understand a word that guy is saying?
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>>3820642
No I was referring to the entire series.
>LOL IT'S THE FUTURE RIGHT
>BUT IT'S ALSO THE 1950S FOR NO REASON
>ALSO FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE IS DEAD WHEN IN REALITY AMERICA WOULD BEAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IN A NUCLEAR WAR
>SUDDENLY SUPERMUTANTS WITHOUT EXPLANATION GO FIND THE WATER CHIP
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>>3820634
But we Raisin again on the 17th
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>>3820658
UK Bronycon isn't until next week, Anon.
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>There will never be a The Office stream
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>>3820656
>New
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>>3820659
you obviously never played the game since you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>3820659
>AMERICA WOULD BEAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IN A NUCLEAR WAR
wut
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>>3820659
Well, then. What that guy say, Get out.
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>>3820653
It's a look of pure indomitableness. She's going to fucking sell those fucking apples. Super hard.

Also she's staring into the middle distance to give the viewer some insight into her deep and meaningful thought processes.
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>>3820659
Get out.
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>>3820659
Fallout is full retard, but this isn't a good explanation why.
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>>3820659
0/10
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>>3820656
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>>3820659
>1950's for no reason
>in the future
You just went full retard.
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>>3820659
Its like you never play Fallout 1 or 2.
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>>3820659
Are you really so dense that you haven't realized that FO is not based on this universe? And then you claim to have taste when saying FO:E is actually good.
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>>3820624
Give her a little more dignity
The guy in the blue suit looks too normal
Her eyebrows make me sick
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>>3820671
Why would I even want to play a game that bad?
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>>3820659
Stop talking please
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>>3820691
>Not based in this universe
>Set on earth
Wow, how retarded can you even be? Time to go back to grade school astrology, kiddo.
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>>3820698
>Not a Mac
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>Praising FO:E while simultaneously calling Fallout shit
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>>3820653
>and what that expression means
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>>3820700
>what is fiction
>what is divergence
Keep trying.
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>>3820698
>>3820624
moar
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>>3820700
God not you again. Can't you go troll the /b/read or something once in a while?
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>>3820698
Oh sweet. I really like this one.
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>>3820715
>know it's a troll
>you keep responding anyway
>>
When you are ready
>>3820709
>>3820709
>>3820709
>>3820709
>>3820709
>>
Oh shit Mexico is winning
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>>3820704
I had one of those
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>>3820705
>Praising Christianity while simultaneously calling Judaism shit
I think I found the fatal flaw in your argument.
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>>3820698
Ugh, anime.
Japanese/Asian/Whatever cartoons are so damn ugly.
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>>3820746
Especially when animu artists put their eyes literally at the borders of the skull and not nearer the nose.
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>>3820659
This guy. I don't understand him.

Beside I agree that out of all fallouts number 3 had the worst writing. I loved 1 and 2 and then Bethesda raped the series.
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>>3820738
Christianity based on Judaism? I think we got an autistic winner here.

>>3820716
Unfortunately, there is no more ponies in his gallery.
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>>3820738
>Guys, watch me make straw man arguments!
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>>3820761
I was there in the official forum when FO3 was made. Its not pretty. Too many people that never play any Fallout but Fallout 3 call themselves Fallout fan. Those that try the old game complain its hard and not a FPS.
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>>3820794
I enjoyed fallout 1/2 and 3/new vegas. what does that make me?
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>>3820807
A Fallout Fan.
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>>3820794
...casuals fucking up my game.
>>
Nassse, you still here?
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>>3820860
Yes
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>>3820766

>Christianity not based on Judaism

You're not serious, right ?

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