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Horses.
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I hate all of you
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Blue pones/
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>planes
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I feel like you're not even trying anymore
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>rape
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>>3770805
i know that feel
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>>3770820
We stopped trying long, long ago.
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So it's settled, then?

Road to El Dorado, 9PM 4chan time next monday.
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>>3770819
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When was the last time we had a thread for our glorious aligator overlord?
Can we have one for old time's sake
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Do ponies even lift?
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>>that feel when it's already 2 AM

Oh God, where did the time go. I didn't accomplish anything.
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>>3770849
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>>3770851
Dash does
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>>3770867
>4chan is my personal blog!
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>>3770849

who drew that?
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SLEEPOVER AT /K/S PLACE

BRING SOME FUCKING MAGIC!

>>/k/>>>12420415
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>>3770879
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>tfw no gf
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Can it be pony time?
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>>3770846
>Not Boss Nigger
Fucking racist
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>>3770907
Is it dead?
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>>3770891
but we say oh god look at the time what the fuck and them compare time zones all the time
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Which pony would like to be cummed inside the most?
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>>3770867
If you are going to sleep, lucky you. I got fucking work the next couple of minutes.

>>3770884
When I first saw that, I though its just a wheel. I doubt she ever use that thing.
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>>3770903
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>>3770920
It ded.
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>>3770867
Oh thank god you're still alive.

I heard you got stoned, and not in the good way.
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>>3770891

Tripcodes are for jerks!
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>>3770924
Door pone.
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>>3770904
>tfw no qt patrician gf
>tfw no cute trap bf
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>>3770924
Fluttershy
after all, she is the most fertile
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>>3770924
The same one that can orgasm just from having her throat stretched around a nice, fat ponyshaft.
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Is it fetish time ?
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>>3770924
your waifu, being fuck my a zebra
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Eat up anon.
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Not sure why I marked this one as sleeping.
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>>3770973
>that Zebra fic

Pretty damn unf. Though the ending wasn't that good.
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>>3770926
well obviously not that one its 2small4her
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>>3770910
Maybe the next week, then.

I'll set up the livestream channel (won't be using my personal livestream) this weekend, and start the torrent ASAP.

Hopefully, I can keep this up as a regular thing. Maybe get a nice little banner or intro clip.

See you Monday, guys.
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>>3770996
>implying they're that small
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>>3770996
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Time for bed.
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>This thread will never be marked<
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I moved to a new town and I'm lonely but all of the meetup groups and events in my area don't seem like they apply to me

what do I do
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>>3770894

I was not fast enough I guess
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>>3771013
You'd be surprised.
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>>3771056
Move to Portland.

They have a nice meetup group from what I've heard.
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>>3771050
Shutup mito

>>3771056
Stop using this thread as your personal blog.
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Goodnight MLPG.
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I should set my bed on fire...
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>>3771081
I'm Anonymous. Theres literally nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>3771081
but this is my first time here...
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>>3771056
Go anyway.
Those people you meet there aren't going to have that as a main part of their life so they must have other interests.
Tell me anon, do you play an instrument?
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>>3771108
Shut the fuck up, Nathan.
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>>3771081
You'll have to find out which one of us it was first.
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>>3771081

You're the only one that has a problem interacting, Anon.

You don't have any friends because you are not willing to listen to others.
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Sweetie Belle hovered an apple at her mouth and took a bite. Rarity had given it to her as a reward for staying out of trouble that day.

She heard a crash and bang to her left, behind a gizmo repair shop. Turning down the alley, she saw Scootaloo smashing her hind legs into a trash can. "Whatcha doing?" she asked.

Scootaloo turned toward her in shock. There were dark streaks below her eyes. "None of your business, hornjob!" she shouted, frowning fiercely.

Sweetie Belle's magic fizzled in shock, and she dropped her apple. She'd never heard Scootaloo use tribalist language before. "H-hey!" she said, but Scootaloo brushed past her, wings flared.

Sweetie Belle stood there for a few seconds, eyes wide, feeling like she was going to cry. Then she looked down at the fruit at her hooves. "Waste of a good apple," she said, hovering it toward the abused trash can, where a flash of color caught her eye. "What in the world is that?" she wondered aloud.

In the can lay torn posters, smashed figurines, and a deflated balloon sculpture. A rainbow wig was stuffed down one side, touching a dark brown banana peel.

She stood on her hind legs and pulled at one of the posters with her magic. It was half of a video-game-style drawing of Rainbow Dash, flying through outer space. She still remembered the night Scootaloo had stayed until 2am, coloring this in on some of Rarity's graph paper.

Why would Scootaloo throw away all the stuff from her Rainbow Dash Fan Club?
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>>3770965
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>second half of twist feel missing from unlimited feel works

TRAVESTY
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>>3771120
Yes I play piano/keyboard pretty well. I can also do guitar and ukulele decently
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>>3771123
Deal with it, Anon.
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>>3771112
Trhead wise, lurk more. Life wise, get a job.

>>3771125
Seeing this shit was sprouted yesterday, I can say go fuck your self.
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>>3771125
No, I'm serious. That was literally my first post in this thread. I guess there's someone else in here with a posting style similar to mine. If that's a problem, I'll cut it out.
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>>3771130
one post in and I'm already sad...
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why aren't you watching Jack Benny right now?
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>>3771150
SOMEONE ISN'T DOING HIS JOB
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>>3771130
Jesus christ, you're at least as bad as Nathan.
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>tfw haven't fapped in a week
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>>3771135
>tails

what
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>>3771196
Good work
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>>3771130
It's funny because she can't fly.
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>>3771035
But it's only seven bong.
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>>3771192
The fuck is your problem?
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can we please stop with the real ponies
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Would you blow raspberries into a chubby pony's belly?
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>>3771199
I think that's jus they're really long hair.
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>>3771169

Stop shitposting. mlpg is not your troll haven.
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>>3771151
Now go to your nearest High School and see if you can talk to the music instructors there.
Ask them if there are any musical groups you can join.
Then never post in MLPG about it again.
Only Ponies, thanks.
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>>3771192
I bet it is Nathan.
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>>3771226
*their
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>>3771213
Shitty writing.

Even most greentext feels are written better than that.

Show some effort.
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>>3771229
I'm too old for high school
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>>3771220
Fuck you, I'm adorable.
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>>3771224
Yes I would until she was giggling like mad and then I'd stop and cuddle her
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>>3771233

That guy's not me.
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>>3771196
I haven't in about a month, and keep putting it off because I can't think of anything worthy enough to fap to. Not sure if good or bad.
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Would you a pony's sagging, heavy testicles after a hot day, beads of musky sweat rolling off of their swollen, leathery sack?
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Why is thread full of ded pones.
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>>3771224
god yes, I would do everything to chubby pony
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>>3771251
There are like three anons who are all getting confused for the same person, including myself
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Can we get the marker in here?
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Aspirant, you around? I have some questions regarding lunaquest.
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>>3771130

>>tribalist language
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>>3771259
because some faggot things its hilarious to post real ponies
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>>3771224
No, I'd get drool on her.
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>>3771227
And it isn't a fucking /r9k/ either. I rather bitch about fanfic, talk about fetish, talk about waifuing a marshmallow horse, how writer/VA number 3 is bad/crazy, etc.
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>>3770924
Rainbow Dash and Spitfire
They would have a contest to see who could take the most loads in a single night the one who tests positive in the following days wins, it's a tie if they both do
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>>3771233
>Announces he's going anon 4EVAR
>Starts posting shitty fanfiction the very next day as anon

The saddest part is he thinks we won'r realize it's him.
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>>3771271
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY WE COULD INDIVIDUALIZE OURSELVES~!
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>>3771245
You've never heard of community bands or music groups?
The music directors there should still play their instruments and may well know of some places you can go.
now please stop.
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C'mon, hurry up an mark this already. I don't have all night to delete this thread.
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>>3771271
And that's what happens when you try to callout someone and look cool.
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Woo, new barbie episodes.
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>>3771296
IDEA!
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DORKS
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>>3771247
>>3771259
would you let her blow raspberries into your belly?
would you help push her chubby belly down so her mouth can reach your belly?
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>>3771304

Oh god they're all dead
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>>3771224
Absolutely
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>>3771304
rooster killed them all
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>>3771288
>Dash always looses.
>She thinks it's funny at first, but then, after loosing the tenth time Spitfire suggests she get checked out.
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>>3771292
you know he's not the only person around here who writes
what makes him so distinctive?
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>>3771304
LINK IT
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>>3770867
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>>3766778
Renne Quest is still going for those that are inte-

>>3771328
Oh dear.
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>>3771341
His QUALITY writing.
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>>3771274
He is probably in bed by now.
It would be nice if he realized he didn't have to close the world into just questanon "lessons"
He is in control so if there is an event occurring perhaps he could shake things up a bit:
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>>3771315
no, I don't like things done to me. I only like doing things. I'm still technically a virgin
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>>3771251
Naaaaathaaaaann, what have we talked about about posting as anon?
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>>3771341
Now that I think about it, the styles don't line up. Nathan fucking loves his adjectives and you barely have any.
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>>3771292
He's done this a hundred times before, and fails ever single time.
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>>3771271

Just put your trip on, it's less confusing. Geez.
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>>3771343
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB4C82F2A68D62AA8&feature=plcp

Two are new to me, didn't realize they were still adding mini-episodes.
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how does princess pone work
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>tfw no gf
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>>3771341
For example?
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>>3771360
I'd be your slutty mare
I hope you don't mind the lack of chub
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>>3771369
Now you're samefagging

Nathan's language is as dry as a bone.
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>>3771380
by raising the sun
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>>3771355
You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that...
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>>3771381
Just get yourself a Shetland Pony! They come in Small and fucking Small.
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>>3771384
Don't worry, we can fatten you up.
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oh no ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6Asn3y43A
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>>3771360
Well then would you uses her chubby belly as a pillow, as her gurgling stomach sounds lull you to sleep?
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>>3771392
>samefagging
He's not me, Anon.
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>>3771348
oh dear?
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>>3771344

no one cares
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>>3771408
Naaaaathaaaaannn!

>>3771362
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>>3771406
>gurgling stomach sounds
god yes
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>>3771395
ye except this one raises the moon and my dick

also ive been drawing her sitting on fluttershy's face but i just realized i have totally forgotten how her hair works
whops
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>>3771384
Speaking of Slutty Mare, anyone cap that from the last couple of threads?
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>>3771403
Fucking lazy ponies...
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>Some new writer sees how the late night general seems to enjoy fanfics.
>Gets his feet wet.
>The general notices.
>Call him Nathan.
>He is shocked!
>He tries to explain he isn't Nathan.
>The General knows different.
>They are the hardest broiled of detectives, they know his lies before he knows how to tell them.
>They lock him away and throw away the key, the chief can grill them later.
>The light a cigar and stare at the phone, waiting for the next dame with a problem to call.
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Who's the best chubby pony?

I vote Ms. Cake.
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>>3771419
That was his drawing.
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>>3771403
Anonymous, are you telling anonymous to have sex with a pony?
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>all this Nathan crap

this thread reminds me of an insane man with a gun, trying to shoot a mouse that's scampering through the room, with the lights out.

>"WHERE IS IT?!"
>BLAM
>"IS IT OVER THERE?!"
>BLAM
>"I'LL GET YOU MOUSE!"
>BLAM
>"WHEREVER YOU HIDE!"
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>>3771453
Mrs Cake.
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>>3771404
b-but I don't want to be a fat pony
I mean, if it's what you want then I can
a-are you sure that's what you really want?
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>>3771403
> fucking Small.

Yes.

Yes they do.
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>>3771453
Anon they are all the best after giving them a little bit of food
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>Who is Nathan?

>You are Anonymous.
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>>3771384
>>3771404
I've already got some chub
In all the right places~
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>>3771462
Except instead of a mouse, it's a big fat manchild attention whore
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>>3771466
I hope you like pizza anon.
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>>3771430
I'm not Nathan either!
Christ you guys are bad at this!
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so apparently Hasbro wants some G3 ponies in the official comic book?

what do you think that they are going to do with them?

i hope they are just background ponies and not part of the stories
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>>3771071
>draw something someone asked
>no response
the feel of death
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>>3771455
I just mean they can come in fucking small sizes. Whether he wants to fuck, pet, or get kicked (they're built like ants, strength wise) by a pony is up to him/her.
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>>3771453
mrs cake is chubby and a milf she wins
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>>3771448
>the next dame with a problem calls
>only its not a dame
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>>3771498
Nice source.
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>>3771408
>>3771251
>Nathan doing the whole "go anonymous 5evar but really I'm going to reveal who I am in my posts anyway

So he really is sentenal level now, right?
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>>3771431
>you will never stuff a chubby pone full of delicious home-cooked food
>you will never rest your head against her swollen belly as she has a nice post-meal nap
>you will never be lulled to sleep by the sweet sounds of her body slowly digesting your feast
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>>3771453
No contest
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>>3771406
?ear to belly
hells yeah
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>>3771453
Nurse Sweetheart or whatever she's called.
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>>3771504
>irl fluffy ponies
May the Fluffy Pony General never find these adorable little balls of fluff
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>>3771498
I know, it will be terrible having Rainbow Dash in the comic
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Late night MLPG confessions?

Late night MLPG confessions.

Tell me MLPG, get it off your chest!
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>>3771516
I think we really have hit the point where he need to be saying who isn't him though. You guys are approaching witchhunt mode
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>>3771498
>They are part of the main storyline.
>They become canon characters that show up in the show.
>Tea parties.
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>>3771520
>she will never wake you up with a hearty burp in the morning
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>>3771516
see
>>3771497
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>>3771462
>"WHERE IS IT"
I only heard Batman.
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How the fuck do I make things right before I leave?

I want to leave but not on sour note.
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>>3771525
If you're calling Nurse Redheard chubby you can get fucked
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>>3771532
I like ponies.
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>>3771521
>she will never get good porn
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>>3771532
ur a faggot
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The Night of a Million Zillion Nathans
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>>3771130
"Whaddya mean, never?" asked Apple Bloom, her eyes going wide.

Scootaloo flapped her wings, hard. "I mean NEVER, as in you might as well just cut them off. They're useless!"

Apple Bloom reached her right forehoof toward Scootaloo's left wing, but Scootaloo jerked it back before she could touch it. "Well, I don't get how th'doctor could just come out an' say that. Maybe yer just small fer your age."

The next thing she knew, Apple Bloom was sitting in the dirt, her head spinning. "Don't you get it, you stupid mud pony?" Scootaloo growled at her, "I'm stuck here on the floor of the world forever! With all the trees and the animals and the mud."

"But ya like playin' in th'mud," said Apple Bloom, drawing back from her enraged friend.

"That was before I found out I'll never be able to leave it! Don't you get it? Don't you understand?" Scootaloo yelled.

"Pertend I'm just a stupid mud pony, an' explain it slower," said Apple Bloom, getting to her hooves, annoyance on her face.

Scootaloo snorted, and pointed upward. "You see that cloud?" she asked, "That is my people's land. That is what I'm supposed to be living on. We can stand there and nopony else can. The whole world is ours, from the ground to the top of the sky. When I use my scooter, I pretend I'm flying. Well, now that's all I can do. I'm useless. I'm broken. And you'll never get it because you always lived down here, and you always will."

"I get what yer saying, Scootaloo. It's like if I were allergic t'apples," said Apple Bloom reasonably.

"It's like you're allergic to food, and dirt, and your own family," said Scootaloo, tears forming in her eyes. She wiped them away with one hoof.
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>>3771532
I bought MLP toys.
While on the clock.
At my own job.
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>>3771532
I don't want to fuck my waifu
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>>3771550
These kinds of ponies?
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>>3771532
I am probably MLPG's worst shitposter.

Probably.
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>>3771554
SB why are you sad that your mom does not get porn?
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>>3771453
chubby nurse body weight therapy will straighten all your woes!
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>>3771530

They have. But they can't talk, so they don't really want them anyway.

Also they can probably fight back if you try to hurt them.

That's a big part of why they wouldn't be interested. They want their victims to be completely helpless so they don't have to fight for their victory.
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>>3771554
You're welcome
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>>3771510

>Past generation ponies making appearances: that's really Hasbro's call, not ours, so you'll just have to wait and see!

http://andypriceart.deviantart.com/#/d59ysp7
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>>3771440
pls respond?
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>>3771554
why would sweetie belle want to see porn of her mother
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>>3771570
I don't know anon... Do you like farts?
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>>3771564
I think you skipped a chunk, Nathan.
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>>3771532
That thing I'm known for doing constantly? I don;t do it half as much as everyone thinks I do. Not to say I don't do it, just not as often as you think.
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>>3771554
always wanted one with her pants halfway down her ass all tight
>>3771580
not bad
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>>3771532

I've seen every episode exactly once

I've never rewatched a single one
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>>3771591
I do not.

I do, however, complain about the fartposts all the time.
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>>3771580
Oh god, what?
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>>3771566
Go away Gilda fag.
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>>3771532
I never actually hated cola pony
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>>3771595
it was a scene transition, dumbass
quit trying to call out Nathan
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>>3771516
Nathan was always worse than Sentenal
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>>3771597
I thought the point of confessions were to confess something.
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>>3771604
How many times have you seen The Last Roundup?
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>>3771480
no it is an electronic entity, even less than a mouse
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>>3771564
My god, this is just like the "Rainbow Dash is Sterile" fanon.
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>>3771135

It's a shame he never drew Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy or Twilight Sparkle.
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>>3771548
I obviously meant the chubby nurse, you fuck.
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>>3771612
If that's a scene transition then it's one of the worst I've seen in a long time.
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>>3771532
I've spent over $300 on MLP fetish pictures. No I won't post them.
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>>3771532
I masturbated to pony before I even knew what the show was, thinking it was another offshoot of furry.
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>>3771564
why is this stupid shit getting posted? post it all somewhere else and just link it here
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>>3771580
Aw, it doesn't have the indents the uncolored version has.
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>>3771578
I've been out of the loop for a few weeks, did the general ever hear about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIeuuV7d-cs
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>>3771564
>>3771130

I don't like this. We've moved past the idea that Scootaloo was made solely to suffer and be abused.

Please stop.
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>>3771540
Someone draw Batman firing a gun in a dark room trying to hit a mouse.
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>>3771532

Sometime last year, or hell it might've been earlier this year, I don't really remember, I made a bunch of videos where I came on pony figurines and they got a bunch of views and shit and people reuploaded them and sometimes I see them in rage threads on /v/.

Never did end up doing a Celestia one.
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>>3771632
Can you at least tell us what your fetishes are?
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>>3771620

>>3771331
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>>3771614
the people hating on him are just as bad
sometimes I wish we could just ignore him, rather than stir up shit every time somebody makes a post that could possibly be construed as having been made by him
this is just ridiculous
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>>3770965
>>3771135
>>3771622
>Every character is Peggy Hill

fuck this shit
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>>3771639
Better yet, through the text into an image and post it here.

Just like old times!
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Is everyone really tired or something? Witchhunt, anon doesn't know which anon he is, lots of comments on my ponies. This is weird even if its late night.
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>>3771554
not YET anyway
you never know

~
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>>3771644
>Rumble finds her crying
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>>3771651
Ponyfuqr pls
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>everyone else bringing nathan up
>believing nathan is a problem and not just a name to attach to the ire the just must come out
sentinal nathan nanaki seth seth seth
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>>3771622
>he never drew Pinkie Pie
>>3770965
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>>3771656
>hating him is as bad as his shitposting

That's retarded You're the same jackass what whiteknights Sentenal, aren't you?
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>>3771437
You should draw some Celestia too.
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>>3771536
>you will never hear her belly groan and grumble loudly as she blushes profusely
>you will never watch her visibly try to contain herself as her gut protests, letting out a low, rumbling groan of pressure
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>>3771652
fat pone
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>>3771655
Unlike this disaster of a fic, that was intended.
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>>3771644

It kind of fits with us learning that originally she was to supposed to be handicapped.
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>>3771679
Why is it so hard for you to ignore someone? I'm tired of having to hear your bullshit every time you get your panties in a bunch over some moron I don't care about.
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>>3771679
You are the same retard that genuinely hates him and shits out thread, aren't you? faggot, I wish we could ban you.
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>>3771453
Is Cherries Jambalaya considered a chubs pone?

if yes her
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>>3771698
mai nigga
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it is obviously duplex fields you fucking dumbasses
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>>3771704

But she's not.
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>>3771532
I have two MLP toys

I got fucking smashed watching a stream of S1 with Bronies just before TROH

I spent the entire summer reading Pony fiction during my breaks at work
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>>3771667
>asks her whats wrong
>she tells him to fly away and turns the other way from him
>he lands, and carefully asks again
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>>3771646

Batman doesn't use guns.
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>>3771665
Hops, I love you
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Would you fuck it?
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>>3771532
I was really disappointed that I couldn't exploit posters at Comic-Con this year for bronybux.
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>>3771674

I meant as part of the original set of pictures. The one with Pinkie Pie was a commission featuring someone's OC.
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>>3771733
>only two toys
Nigga I have 10.
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If you would let me spend my whole life lovin' you
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
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>>3771742
now that's a rump made for fucking if i've ever seen one
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>>3771734
>The words are green.
OH SHIT, DIS GUNNA BE GOOD!
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>Some guy starts posting his bad fanfiction
>Nathan accuses him of being Nathan
>Sits back and giggles while the thread goes into witch hunt mode
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>>3771739
He does if they're big, fancy, electronic, capable of blowing up tanks and walls if they're vehicle-mounted while still remaining non-lethal!
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>>3771532

I feel really really bad I never learned to draw before
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>>3771695
uh oh
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>>3771742
dem celestia proportions
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>Banned from DA

Took em' long enough.
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>>3771532
I have two Rarity figures. That's all I've the money I've dumped on this fandom.

I have yet to chop their legs off.
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>>3771734
>she finally comes clean
>her wings will never work
>she's useless as a pegasus
>what good is a pegasus that can't even fly
>she'd despondent
>he hugs her
>"You're still way better than me at scooting..."
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Deaf is the least liked of all the marker movers, right?
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>>3771786
Who?
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>>3771780
>Batman firing his EMP in a dark room, trying to hit the mouse.
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>>3771800
Dafty apparently.
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>>3771798
It doesn't matter.
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>>3771742
would bury my face in
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>>3771729
i would honestly not mind seeing that episode.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4wLiucBwwU

GOAT fanfiction
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>>3771779
What'd you do you cocksucking faggot?
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>>3771773
>arrowtexting
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>>3771564

"It'll be okay," said Apple Bloom, and instantly hated herself for saying it. She remembered Applejack's stories of the weeks following their parents' deaths, all the awkward conversations and the well-wishers whose words salted the wounds. Those words, "It'll be okay," were usually the offending phrase.

Scootaloo leaned forward, wings flaring.

Apple Bloom quickly said, "I mean, it won't be okay. It sucks! It's a horrible, horrible tragedy!" She hoped that would suffice.

Scootaloo stood perfectly still, an odd look on her face. For once, she was at a loss for words.

It was that particular moment that Sweetie Belle came around the side of the barn and saw her two friends standing there, staring each other down. Sort of. "Hey Scootaloo, why'd you get rid of your stuff?"

Scootaloo facehoofed. "You know what? I'll be up at the clubhouse. Apple Bloom can tell you." She grabbed her scooter and was gone.
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>>3771781
here's a tip, stop coming here bitching and moaning and posting your shitty drawings and shut down your computer and sit down with a pencil and paper for a few hours
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>>3771813
It does to me.
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>>3771798
Yes.
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Would you fuck it now?
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>>3771825
>all this stupid fanon
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>>3771827
I only feel the need to draw while I'm here though. Do I really bitch when I ask questions? I only recall asking questions
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>>3771835
Oh. Well, has sentenal ever moved the marker? I recall him being pretty hated.
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>>3771798

he's the least liked tripfag besides sentinal
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>>3771795
aww~
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EXTREME HARDCORE OC RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVeRSfSJBUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVeRSfSJBUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVeRSfSJBUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVeRSfSJBUE

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3771857
i wouldent be suprised if more people liked sentenal than deaf.

i like sent more than deaf
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>>3771854
>>3771867
Learn the difference Nathan.
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I was also scribbling him rubbing his face into her belly but then I gave up
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This thread isn't chill at all.
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>>3771532
I never learned how to work for myself, you know, do something to better myself.

Now it's really fucking hard for me to do pretty much anything and I sit in my fucking chair for more than 12 hours a day browsing the internet.

When I draw I'm paralyzed by anxiety and depression, it just feels like I'm never going to be good.

I have no real friends, and I don't talk to pretty much anyone online no matter how much I want to.
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>>3771852
Does she fuck goats?
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>>3771884
poot
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>>3771884
dat chubby pony
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Alrighty, fluffy pony time.
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>>3771868

Where's the rage? You promised rage!!
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>>3771884
My heart
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Why is it that two people can write the same concept of a story and one writes it in a way that angers the general and the other does it in greentext and they love it?
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>>3771884
how big is your list?
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>>3771884
Aww its adorable, thanks for drawing it.
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>>3771852
dem hooves
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>>3771921
Because the general loves greentext but hates fanfiction?

I don't pretend to understand it, but that's the way it seems to be
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dubs decide which pone i fap to before i go to bed
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>>3771921
Greentext removes the need for effort. It allows for the story to be kept simple and cut right to the chase.

Full on fanfiction requires a lot more narrative and effort put into it to make it good and therefore there are a lot more things that can go wrong.
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>>3771921

Because greentext is fun.
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I AM GOING TO WRITE

THERE I NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
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>>3771956
granny smith
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>>3771921

A big reason why people prefer greentext to straight fanfics is because the greentext cuts out a lot of potentially horrible writing. With a greentext story all the important verbs are placed right in front of you.
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>>3771884
yesss

Red Ribbon belly rubs please
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>>3771956
Berry Pinch
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>>3771921
because the greentext is too short to really pull out many of a writers shortcomings.
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>>3771956
This one.
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>>3771943
>Someone writes a horrible fanfiction.
>Uses lots of ">"'s and green.
>Becomes a writefag god.
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>>3771965
NO, NATHAN, NO!
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>>3771956
baby cakes
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>>3771893
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>>3771956
Micthemicrophone
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>>3771956

nathan pone
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>>3771884
doooooh, she has a bow and is fat

i'm glad she got to fall in like with somebody
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>>3771972
That's kind of stupid.

Like, no, really stupid.
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>>3771956
Shining Armor
and Cadence too, but only if you're up for a pretend three way
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>>3771983
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>3771928
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>>3771985
The fuck happened to the door?

Did it just decide "Fuck you" and squish the guy?
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>>3771760
Aw fuck I love that song.
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>>3771884
Yesss this level of chubby pone cuteness sustains me
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>>3771795
>he brings out his scooter
>the one that he had said he would get
>he had been saving it for a chance to go scooting with her, but he figured now was as good a time as any
>Scootaloo stares at him in bewilderment as he tosses her a helmet before fastening one on himself
>"Come on, Scootaloo."
>"I'll steer. You can be the wings."
>she just stares at him in a daze, still clutching the helmet he tossed
>"...If you want to, I mean."
>"..."
>she slips the helmet onto her head and fastens it
>"Let's go!"
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>>3771943
>>3771982
I actually hate trying to read that fucking green on blue
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>>3772011

that works.
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>>3772000

>stupid

Am I wrong saying that people don't want to sit through fanfiction?
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>>3772015
LOLOLOL WHERE DID YOU GET A COPY OF MY SHOPPING LIST
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>>3771956
Tabasco.
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>>3772019
I think a strong wind outside caused the doors to buckle.
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>>3771943
I hate greentext but love fanfiction...
And I don't want to fuck the pone.

I... don't belong do I?
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>>3772000
>people dont want to be subjected to shitty writing
what is not to get?
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>>3772037
I don't know, I've gotten /v/ to sit through (and enjoy) reading a fanfic.
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>>3772040
I shop for farting on Fluttershy too
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>>3772031
>not switching to Tomorrow
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>>3772055
>people dont want to be subjected to shitty writing

...then why are they reading greentext.
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>>3772015
>fart on flutter face
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>>3772055
simple green text isn't shitty? you aren't insulted by it?
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>>3772000
I used to say that, and I still don't enjoy them, but some folks do so just ignore it.
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>>3772055
>Nathan tries to greentext.
>It comes out horrible.
>It creates a bad writing blackhole.
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>>3772050

What are your feelings about bronies?
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Would you wear one?

http://youtu.be/-4yZrm18occ
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>>3771965
...there's nothing YOU can do, but apparently my crippling inferiority complex managed the job just fine.

Hrm.
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>>3772024
I love this picture! Dr. White did a great job on it.
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>>3772057
I refuse to believe the same person drew those clouds/mist and the human figure there
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>>3771921
i doubt people would be bitching about it if it was any good, or if people actually wanted it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EcRSKEIucjk#t=0s
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>>3772089
He actually did an RD feel greentext once I think.

It was okay.
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>>3772057
I like seeing the FiM logo in different colors....
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We dead?
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>>3772015
>pink and red smooshing flutter
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>>3772110
What was it about...
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>>3772110
about what?
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>>3772086
>getting insulted by greentext
now that's just taking things too seriously...
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>>3772132
Trying to remember all the details.

Something about going to Ponyville for a Wonderbolts show and having an extra ticket. RD ended up making a cloud igloo for you to stay the night in and in the middle of the night came down to snuggle because she had a bad dream.
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>>3772132
>>3772134
>MLPG checking to see if they like something by Nathan.
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>>3772132
>>3772134

If I remember correctly it was about RD creating a cloud igloo for you to sleep in and then crawling into bed with in the middle of the night.
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>>3772057
Oh cool, Kingdom Hearts.
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>>3772161
They're two posts apart, you dumbass! What, did he sit down in front of two computers and make the posts back-to-back?
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>>3772156
That?
You thought that was good?
The emotion was flat and then random Pinkie out of nowhere.
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closerclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloserclosercloser
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>>3772161
It's very important, anon.

If they DID like something by Nathan, there are certain cleansing rituals they must complete over the next three days before they can participate in >feels again.
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>>3772176
I said it was okay.

Average.

Nothing really stood out.

Just like the rest of his writing.
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> fanfiction
> good
i have yet to encounter one. Any fandom.
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>>3772086
>>3772078
because its better at conveying an idea in an quick way that leaves more for the readers imagination to fill in where the writer would otherwise be unable to put into words.
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>>3772208
ntsts

he could be a professional
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>>3772015
oh my, will fluttershy be ok after all that?
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>>3772181
>expecting something at the end of that post
>not even a "BOO"
Lame
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>>3772219

>professional

That's a bit of an overstatement. Opinions of course.
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>>3772015
draw vore
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L4D2 has really, really impressive musical design.
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>>3772219
Guessing you haven't seen his latest then.

Or the blog post related to it.

I don't know when it happened, but he's gotten pretentious as fuck.
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>>3771825
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom were only halfway to the clubhouse when Scootaloo zipped up to them. Despite their conversation of only moments before, all three had huge grins. Simultaneously they shouted, "Zecora!"

Sweetie Belle said, "She fixed Apple Bloom's tooth in a few seconds. I'm sure she can do something to help you." Apple Bloom was already hooking her wagon to the scooter.

The road was, as always, dark and scary. But with Scootaloo's speed, they made it to Zecora's place unharmed.

"Zecora?" called out Apple Bloom, and knocked on the door. They each made faces at the masks as they waited. They didn't have long to wait, because with a creak and a groan, the door opened.

Zecora stood there, smiling. "Little ponies, on this fine afternoon," she said, "Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and dear Apple Bloom."

"Scootaloo can't fly," said Sweetie Belle.

"Yet!" said Scootaloo, shoving her friend, "Can't fly yet. The doctor says my wings are the wrong shape for flying, but I think he's got pickles for brains. Can you fix them?" She flapped the offending limbs for emphasis, and held them out for examination.
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ALIENS INVADE EQUESTRIA

WHO LEADS THE CHARGE TO VANQUISH THE INVADERS
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09pscXi0pdc

Link to a herd of shetland ponies galloping through the snow.
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>>3772213
Or the fact that 4chan limits you to 2000 words per post and long greentexts tend to look awkward.
Plus, most of the writers who do them do them off the top of their heads. With little to no proofreading.
It's like, Fanfiction on the fly.
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>>3772225
she will be soft

also I hope that I have all the requests written down there
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>>3772239
Yup, valve did it even better in dota2
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>>3771532
I own three pony-related t-shirts.

The reflective black Vinyl Scratch shirt from WeLoveFine, that Davenport's Quills & Sofas shirt, and Thinkgeek's Elements of Harmony shirt.

I wore the Vinyl shirt once before I became too ashamed to be identified with the fandom to wear something so unsubtle.

I still wear the Thinkgeek one sometimes
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>>3772246
Deadpool.
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>>3772208
i don't get the point of fanfiction

do the authors want it all to be huge, like past sins or fallout equestria? do they feel like their stories contribute to the show's canon? or is it just fan art for people to be all like "I'm better than you because I know how to read" about?
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>>3772273
First part, last part.
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>>3772273
I just like it when it's pornographic
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>>3772232
If he wrote out something and was willing to compromise, he could get something past an editor. If he had the emotional fortitude to make it through the editing process, of course.

>>3772241
I've seen it. Yeah, assuming he doesn't submit something like THAT. I see where he was going with it, but I don't think it's some avant-garde thing.

>blog post
>pretentious

Yeah, I saw it, but that has nothing to do with his writing skills.

And he's always been pretentious, he's just hid it better up until now.
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>>3772273
Shut up and draw, draw monkey.
We don't ask you for your opinion.
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>>3772241
If people are too stupid to undertand/comprehend the way I talk how does that make one pretentios?

If a hillbilly yokel called you pretentious for having a broader vocabulary than him would he be correct?
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>>3772273
I think it's a creative outlet for people who have ideas they want to explore within the show's world but don't have well-developed art skills.

I've considered writing fanfiction but since I've never done it before it would probably be on par with my art attempts.
Most ideas I come up with turn out to have been done already during the last hiatus.
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>>3772273

They do it for fun, maybe to practice their writing skills.

Why do some people believe in some romance ships so fiercely ?
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Would you rub an herbal poultice on a pony's testicles and sheath if you knew that it would increase their sperm production and swell their flesh to one and a half times it's natural size? What if their balls tripled in size instead?
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>>3772273
Writing is another art medium, but harder for people to take seriously and/or judge outside of visual media. Some people can write alot better then they can hold art tools.

You can make a judgetment about a fully photoshopped, lined, colored, etc. picture in a few seconds, you have to spend more time to read something more and hope it contains elements you care about.

That and where people tolerate art sketches, people go apeshit over a misspelled word.
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Name a hugable pony please.
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>>3772273
Different people write for different reasons and in different ways.

The two main categories of fanfiction are AU (alternate universe) and EU (Extended Universe). AU is by far the more common and typically isn't afraid to story from canon whereas EU adheres as closely to canon as possible, using the story to fill in blanks or provide additional stories that don't conflict with canon.

Some writers write for attention (Nathan) while others write for fun (Greentexters).
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>>3772208
I don't read fanfiction at all, but this one caught my attention long time ago.

http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3ax552
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>>3772219
If you think mashing up lots of weirds word is a sign of professionalism or genius, well then,,, Tabitha is a "professional" too.

I've seen a lot of writer that can play with the words. It does not make them good. Building genuine concept - is. Tolkien was good at words, but he was good at the concept too, that's why he is a genius.

Most of the NTSTSTSTS fanfics written in a interesting way, but characters is too flat. Literally, his works barely have anything with MLP at all (except names and titles).
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>>3772273
Why do artists draw fanart?
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>>3771532
I turned one of my normalfag friends into a brony. I still feel shame everytime I hear about him.
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>>3772316
>Writing is another art medium
this is what fan fiction writers actually believe
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>>3772324
attention
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>>3772314
Does the pony know what this poultice will do? Do they consent to the effects?

I would, but I would hate to upset the pony that's going to be fucking me
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>>3772333
I draw and I think writing is an art medium just as much as drawing is
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>>3772239

Which ponies would like playing L4D?

Which ones would hate it?

Which ones would be scared?
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>>3772297
That's not pretentious. That's pedantic (another word that describes NTSTS).
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>>3772297
He responded the entirely wrong way to the criticism. If he had simply said "Yeah, it's okay, this is an experimental piece and I was trying something non-conventional. I didn't expect that everyone would like it." That would have been fine.

Instead, he went with an extremely verbose version of "What's the matter? Too DEEP for you?".

And he feel back on his old "oh no someone disagrees with me, better throw a thesaurus at him." He DOESNT talk like that in casual conversation - he deliberately does it to confuse those who disagree with him into submission.
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>>3772317
All of them except Snips
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>>3772343
Fluttershy, deep down inside she is a monster and loves killing

Rarity

Dash
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>tfw you feel like you're never gonna be a good artist
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>>3772351
it's just 2deep4u anon
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>>3772297
>>3772344

Pretentious means you're pretending to be something you're not.

If you use big words for the sake of showing off, that's called pedanticism.
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>>3772336
What if they didn't, but you knew them well enough to know they would certainly welcome the effects? Would you watch their eyes grow wide as their cock and balls swell?
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>>3772365
well, you probably won't be so don't sweat it
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>>3772364
>Dash
why?
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>>3772295
>i'm still considered a draw monkey here
feels good

>>3772288
but but but there's no pictures
do you use your imagination or something

>>3772310
>>3772311
>>3772316
all true
maybe i'm just having trouble getting over the fact that people will write words about like a cartoon or something

>>3772324
for cartoons? the visual element adheres to the show better than the written word, for the most part
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>>3772317
This pony is huggable as fuck, despite what the general may tell you
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>>3772317
Absolutely not
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>>3772322
That's why I greatly dislike abstract art and poetry from the get go. It's completely in the eye of the beholder.
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>>3772351
121deep34574me too btw
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>>3772335
>Implying fanartist don't draw fan art because they like something and want to express this through their creative outlet
>Implying getting attention for creating something is a bad thing
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>>3772378
deep down inside she is a coward
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>>3772365
>tfw you'll still be trying to draw ponies good long after everyone, including yourself, has stopped caring about ponies
Incidentally, a lot of gould pony artists seem to be picking up GF, and I couldn't be happier.
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> If you use big words for the sake of showing off, that's called pedanticism.
pedanticism
1. the character or practices of a pedant, as excessive display of learning.

Sorry anon, come again?
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>>3772414
but the show has literally only conveyed the opposite being true.
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>>3772400

>Implying fanfic authors don't write fan fic because they like something and want to express this through their creative outlet
>>Implying getting attention for creating something is a bad thing
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>>3772418
are you retarded?
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>>3772414
I'd go
> deep down inside
of Dash if you kow what I mean.

Which pony would enjoy deep penetration the most?
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>>3772024
>the two of them spend hours riding around town together, Rumble doing the steering and Scootaloo beating her wings as hard and as fast as she can
>she's back to her usual self, smiling and laughing as though the unfortunate news about her wings never happened
>after quite a long time of this, the two come to a stop at their original location
>"Man, that was awesome! I go WAY faster when you're in charge of speed!"
>"Well duh! You've always been a slowpoke!"
>"I am NOT!"
>"Heh..."
>Scootaloo steps off the scooter and slips her helmet off
>"...You see? There's still lots of stuff you're good at."
>Scootaloo looks back at him
>he can see a hint of pink come to her cheeks as a smile comes to her cheeks
>"Yeah...I guess..."
>she turns to him
>"Hey Rumble...thanks."
>he gives her a bright smile
>"Sure!"
>there's a long pause
>then, Scootaloo takes a step towards him
>"Hey, don't tell anyone about this, alright?"
>"I wouldn't blab about your wings! What kind of lousy-?!"
>"Not about that, stupid."
>"Huh?"
>"About this."
>she steps right up to him and presses her muzzle up agaist his
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>>3772418
holy shit you really are That Guy.
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>>3772418
Are you trying to say he's being pedantic in saying that NTSTS is being pedantic or that he's using the word incorrectly
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>>3772417
>Inb4 MS starts drawing Gravity Falls rule 34.
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>>3772372
In that case, yes. I would totally be there to comfort and milk my formerly little pony and help them accept the changes.

But what if it wasn't just his junk that was swelling? Would he be OK if he ended up a much larger pony?
I know I would still be there for him, but it might be a bit of an adjustment
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>>3772333
Talking about story writing in general. But I also think alot of writers whether amateur fanfiction to professional New York Times Best Sellers need to get over themselves and get what they're writing across ahead of time. I love reading, but reading is an investment of significant amount of time vs appraising art. I don't want to read through a fantasy novel and find out its a four-way romance most of the way through.
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>>3772440
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
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>>3772446
>implying he hasn't already

I would post that picture he drew of Mabel, but I really don't want to look at it again.
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>>3772446
He already drew a Mabel upskirt.
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>>3772446
He already has
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>>3772446
That train has left.
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>>3772418
WHAT ARE YOU A DICTIONARY?
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>>3772445
>>3772445
>>3772445
this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPU45IKVPys
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>>3772343

>Applebloom wishes you could build barricades on the doors or move furniture in front of them, but she likes the atmosphere - it's kinda creepy, but it's still fun!

>Sweetie Belle doesn't like the game - there's no other people around and she doesn't like the feeling of being all alone and the zombies scare her and they come from EVERYWHERE and she just wants to hide in a room until they go away and WHY ARE THEY SMASHING DOWN THE DOOR HELP ME!!!

>Scootaloo is all gung-ho about cappin' zombies and blowing stuff up - she doesn't think the game's scary at all! That is, until she hears this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A
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>>3772383
>do you use your imagination or something
Yeah, exactly

I've never had a problem getting off to written text, as long as it caters to my kinks
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>>3772431
i dunno man, there's a big difference between
>i like derpy, so i'll draw her eating muffins
and
>i like derpy, so i'll write 2000 words about how she was abandoned and almost murdered by her parents
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Shiki has been transported to Ponyville and the only way she gets to return to her dimension and reunite with her husbando is to kill the mane 6?

Can they stop her or do they all get killed by her Mystic Eyes of Death Perception
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>>3772437
Rainbow Dash
She wants to work out every muscle in her body.
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>>3772472
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhiGnj7QX2A
>implying everyone doesnt shit themselves to that track
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>>3772464
SHUT UP SCOOTALOO
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Should I walmart tommorrow for posters?
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>>3772322
Fanfiction like NTSTSTS is just shit, I read >fanfiction to see the characters from the show in outrageously/hilariously un-showlike conditions. I'm not out to read a mediocre sex comedy/grimderp adventure story with the characters' names replaced with pony names.


>>3772431
>Implying implications I didn't imply
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>>3772484
Big difference between grimderp and other genres.
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>>3772494
no
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>>3772418

Y'know it helps to link to the post you're trying to argue with... or make yourself a fool in response to, in your case.
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Is he okay?
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>>3772494
Which posters?
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>>3772449
That's partly up to you, since you're the one choosing whether or not to apply the poultice again. You could get him as large as Big Mac, as tall as Celestia or even bigger if you'd like. But keep in mind the larger he gets the larger his bits get too.
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>>3772494
do you want the posters
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>>3772494
Flip a coin
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>>3772494
What you can lose from going?
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>>3772515
his money will be bigger? does that mean hes richer?
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>>3772484
And what's the difference
between

>i like derpy, so i'll draw her crying about not being able to be with Dinky
and
>i like derpy, so i'll write 2000 words about how she spends her day and her interaction with the ponies from ponyville
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>>3772487
Why is Melty Blood so weird?
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>>3772431
>Implying getting attention for creating something is a bad thing
> attention whoring
> good
Fucking hate such people. Equstria Pervails my fav artist, he usually does not even speak with his "fanboys", he just draws the shit he want to draw. Ethalon.
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>>3772524
Respect
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This thread is rather shallow and pedantic
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>>3772507
> with the characters' names replaced with pony names
>>3772322
>Literally, his works barely have anything with MLP at all (except names and titles).


This.
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>>3772242
With a practiced glance, Zecora peered at Scootaloo's wings for about a minute. She pressed against one, and felt the resistance. Then she extended and flexed it, and Scootaloo moved it compliantly. This was almost identical to the doctor's examination. "You possess good bones and muscles" she said at last, "Have you been eating your sprouts of Brussels?"

Scootaloo stuck out her tongue. "Dad says I have to."

Zecora patted her head. "He's a wise pony, who values nutrition. I must do some research on your condition." She turned and went to the bookshelf, and pulled down some books.

Scootaloo groaned. "This is gonna take forever!"

"Well at least she didn't say no," Sweetie Belle said.

Apple Bloom pulled a small box from under a counter. "I've got some toys I play with when I'm watchin' her potions boil."

"You come out here that often?" asked Scootaloo, one eyebrow cocked.

"Watchin' her, I get this feelin' like I know what's gonna happen. It's kinda funny," said Apple Bloom.

"Maybe you're going to get your Cutie Mark in potion-making!" said Sweetie Belle, excited.

Scootaloo lay down on the floor. "Cutie Marks. Wow."

"What's wrong?" asked Apple Bloom.

"You guys get to worry about Cutie Marks," said Scootaloo, closing her eyes. "I have to worry about whether I'll be a lame duck for the rest of my life."
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>>3772511
Lots of people bury dead horses in their backyards because its alot cheaper than paying someone to haul it off somewhere.
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pls stop posting shetland ponies

pls
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>>3772383
You will always be our draw monkey.
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>>3772483

In my opinion a good fapfic usually blows pictures out of the water.
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>>3772542
>Implying you have respect

This fucking guy.
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>>3772554

Eek-eek!
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>>3772530
the top one sounds like it was inspired by fanfiction in the first place
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>>3772548
This dialogue feels really forced, not|Nathan
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>>3772543
peter pls
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>>3772542
Well, you can always say:
>they're for my sister/nephew/younger sibling
>it's a birthday gift
>I like animation
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>>3772540
>Not talking with your fans
>Being a detatched asshole

There's a difference between being a dramatic piece of shit, and just being friendly promoting your art.
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What is the judicial system in Equestria like?
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>>3772543
mmm yes.
Yes, quite shallow and pedantic.
Yes, quite.
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>>3772542

But it's a Walmart
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>>3772383
>maybe i'm just having trouble getting over the fact that people will write words about like a cartoon or something

So if they just changed the names and adjusted some of the words you'd be okay with it? Like if instead of Twilight Sparkle they called her Jane and made her a human. Same exact story. Same exact plot. Just a few adjusted words.
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>>3772572
>moving goalposts
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>>3772598
>sports without moving goalposts
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>>3772515
That makes sense. I guess I'd have to show a bit of restraint, since I know how these things can escalate quickly

I'd want him big enough for oversized cuddles for sure, but it would be hard to resist the temptation to make his cock big enough for a bodyjob.
I guess it all comes down to how permanent this salve is. If it's going to wear off in a few hours then fuck yeah I hope he's ready to be huge. If we're going to have to live with it then he gets to be a less big pony for the rest of his life.
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>>3772551
Alrighty, I'll post the Norweigan Fjord, one of the most ancient ponies in the world and mount of the vikings.
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>>3772472
>>3772491

>Scootaloo quickly learns to fear the Tank.
>She handles herself expertly around Special Infected - she's usually the one to blast the Hunter out of the air or down the Spitter before she can fire, or bash the Boomer back before blowing his butt to bits
>but when she hears the Tank, she locks up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Ve36zldxQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=78s
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>>3771651

... You ... did you have a tumblr?
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>>3772594
i don't think the 50 shades of grey method applies here

fanfiction as a whole boggles my mind more than fanart does, mostly because of the e-peen waving contest i see resulting from it. with fanart, it's pretty clear who's good and bad. with fanfiction, i kind of have to take someone's word for it

and i think that's dumb
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>>3772591
This.
Just print out a massive Gaben in the middle of it all.
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>>3772585
> implying he is an asshole
> making implication to create and support his fake controversial point

Creating art for the sake of art and creativity and sharing it with people wjile not acting like another Raikissu !+ being an asshole, dick. But you are now being an autistic asshole and retard. And you know why? Because you cannot genuinely create something without expecting to get tons of attention. This is the driving course that forces you to create, not the creativity process itself.

You will never be good at anything, you are pathetic.
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>>3772609
Hours, no. The poultice lasts for a few weeks, but repeated application before it wears off increases how long it takes to return to original size. So as long as you're both willing to deal with him being massive for a month or two you can live out that bodyjob fantasy if you want.

If you did, would you try to gulp down his eventual torrents of hot spunk or would you just let him blast it all over your body until you're coated in a thick layer of his musky spunk?
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And if you notice something off about their manes, its because it was some ancient viking tradition carried through history.
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>>3772540
>>3772585

I don't talk to many of my "fans," because I don't have the patience to put up with the idiocy that permeates all of dA. Most of them aren't interested in talking or anything but adding your whole gallery to their favorites and never coming back - and the ones that leave comments generally don't show themselves as very intelligent anyway.
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>>3772623
>Sweetie Belle absolutely flips her shit and runs around firing her gun wildly
>she's jump-strafing all the time, inadvertently kiting the tank like a fucking pro
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>>3772644
But I see e-peen waving from artists too. Maybe it's because you're an artist and I'm a writer.
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>>3772440
>after what seems like an eternity, Scootaloo finally pulls her lips away
>Rumble just stares at her in complete shock, his grey cheeks tinged a deep tint of red
>Scootaloo lets her eyes flutter open, giving him a timid look
>"...don't tell anyone..."
>"..."
>he slowly nods
>"Alright..."
>"Good."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Y-You wanna do it again?" he finally manages to choke out
>"...Yeah."


okay I'm done
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>>3772614
>Mount of the vikings.
That does not look like a raped villager.
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>>3771651

Did you create "Helping Rarity Look for Gems"?
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Any Norwegians or general Scandinavians around?
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>>3772484
Bubbles was a shitty fanfiction anyways.
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>>3772644
It is. And yet we writers do try.
>>
A thought occurs: Sootaloo and Rumble have never met.
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>>3772690

Iceland here.
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>>3772644
You're talking about problems inherent in the medium, not necessarily as self contained as fan-works.

Writing is simply more subjective than artwork. And if that's dumb, well, that'll always be the case.
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>>3772682
I shit you not, the viking mount is a pony. Just like the Mongolian horse the Mongols used is a pony (just don't tell them that).
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>>3772705
Neither have you and your waifu
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>>3772705
that thought has come and gone anon
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>>3772705
Bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?
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>>3772644
What about fanart...
Of fanfiction!?
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>>3772705

I don't expect to ever see them together on the show. I just like Rumblescoot because it's fun.

And because "Rumblescoot" is fun to say.

Rumblescoot.

Rumblescoot.

Rumblescoot!
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>>3772705
FUCK YOU
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>>3772015
hrm, red seems like the kind of pony that would sit on fluttershy's chest and smother her face with her chubby belly instead of sitting on her face
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>>3772729
>Last one wasn't Rumplestilskin

Why am I disappointed?
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>>3772729
RRRRRRRRRumblescoot!
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>>3772705
dont you see rumble in PVC? i know its not shown but its not that hard to believe that they have met. ponyville is a rather small town.
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>>3772664
Sure, I'd certainly try to down as much as I can, but at that size? Fuck, there's no way I'd be able to take it all. When his sack is as big as I am that's just an impossible task.
Seeing as I'm responsible for his 'condition' I don't have a problem with him coming wherever he wants, and if that happens to be "all over me" then by all means
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>>3772679
>>3772697
>>3772714
unless i participate in it, i may never truly 'get it'. and that's fine with me.

i can appreciate you guys for your differences; though we live on separate worlds, we can still learn to love or something

i dunno. night
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>>3772729
Kumquat
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>>3772670

The only thing stopping me from getting a Tumblr is the fact that when I joined up with you guys, getting a Tumblr was considered worse than getting a dA account.
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>>3772742
Rumplestiltskin
Rumplestiltskin
ROSSROSSROSS
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>>3772719
Too far man
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>>3772712
Well you wouldn't know about Fjords then, but you did breed and evolve your own ponies. Funny how its offically has horse in its name but its a pony.

Did you know that Icelandic Ponies were the only livestock that could survive in the environment and were use mainly as a source of meat and transportation.
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>>3772758
Picklebarrel
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>>3772727
MADNESS!
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>>3772660
What

I never said attention was the point of art. What the fuck are you even reading.

And who the fuck is Raikissu

I'm not even an artist, you chucklefuck, jesus.
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>>3772766

STOP
YOU'LL SUMMON HIM
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Why isn't Rumble in Cheerilee's class like Scootaloo?
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>>3772768
what is this from
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>>3772756
Goodnight my friend.
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>>3772654
MLPG, I need your help,

I need a hires Gaben.
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>>3772773
chimicherrychanga
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>>3772787
Adventure Time
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>>3772787
it's from wakfu
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>>3772758
>>3772773
>you will never kumquat in Pinkie Pie's pickle barrel
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>>3772705
>Sootaloo
Well, of course not. Sootaloo is very busy with her difficult work as Ponyville's chimney sweep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu23HHmOG48
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>>3772769
In other words, Icelanders ate Ponies for breakfast, lunch, and lunch again. Sometimes the sun doesn't set.
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>>3771884
>>3772015
Hey man, don't really want to bother you and increase the amount of stuff on your plate but... could you possibly draw Celestia preening (or, rather, trying to do it alone, by herself) her gorgeous wings?
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>>3772786
He's probably at the midday class.
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>>3772787

Wakfu
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>>3772786

Because fillies that can ACTUALLY fly go to school in cloudsdale.
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>>3772769

Well I grew up in the west fjords actually, so I know my way around fjords fairly well.

And yeah, my family owns horses. Have eaten them on occasion. Tastes pretty good actually.
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>>3772787
Home Improvement.
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>>3772781
>I'm not even an artist
So you are basically nothing. Less reasons to care about your shitty opinion.
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>>3772794
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>>3772680
>new Rumblescoot

Thank you based nigga
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>think of a neat idea for a story
>oh but how will i get people to read it
>I KNOW I'LL MAKE IT ABOUT PONIES
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Wow. This thread is really boring tonight.
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>>3772827
You guys are cruel to each other, what's with that attitude.
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>>3772850

No kidding, like we really just aren't talking about anything.
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Note to anyone wonder: It is really uncomfortable to eat something you know you have stuck your dick in.
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>>3772848
i love this gif
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> Picture this with me, right? It's a beautiful day outside. There's a huge brony meetup, having a picnic and watching some kick ass opera narrated by one of the greatest voices ever known to man. And everywhere you look, there's another brony. To your left, to your right, yeah even over there. It's John's wish that you show up and dominate this little performance.

> It's a beautiful day outside. There's a huge brony meetup, having a picnic
> It's a beautiful day outside.
> There's a huge brony meetup,
> beautiful
> brony meetup

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/john-de-lancie-says-bronies-should-go.html

I'm literally crying here.
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>>3772822
I meant Fjords as in the pony called "Fjord" or "Norweigan Fjord" cause it confuses scandanavians.

And good, carry one the Icelandic tradition of eating ponies.
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>>3772753
What about whenever? Like you said, with balls that big he's got to be gushing gallons and I bet just one orgasm a day wouldn't nearly be enough. Would you sit and spend time to massage his massive member, milking it mercilessly until he came over and over, spraying out like a firehose and making your entire house reek of his seed? Even if that only kept him calm for the next few hours?
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>>3772794
>not having a Gabe grinning above your battlestation
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>>3772858
>a thread about nothing
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>>3772858
It's mostly just artists hating writers and writers hating artists. I thought Daytime was over.
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>>3772866
Maybe you could score with a hot Octavia cosplayer.
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>>3772868
Goddamn, Iceland looks pretty.
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>>3772848

>think of a neat idea for a pony story
>but how will I get people to read it
>I KNOW, I'LL ADD SEX
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>>3772680
say "cheese"
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>>3772866
>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/08/john-de-lancie-says-bronies-should-go.html

>Mr. de Lancie has requested your presence. Yes, you. Specifically. If you're going to be anywhere near Chicago in mid-August, John wants to see you there. And I know this, because he told me to tell you to come.


he

he's trolling everyone there isn't he

my god
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>>3772866
>John will happily sign anything you ask him to. For free!

Chicago ponyfuckers. Whip out your penises.
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>>3772869
By any chance, are you the same one from earlier today with the gilda thing?

>>3772881
>Octavia
>any attention without Vinyl

lol
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>>3772877
What about the ponies?
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>>3772900
You've got me mistaken for someone else, I'm afraid.
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>>3772905
And the guy posting pony pictures. And the guys talking about their huge horse cock OC.
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>>3772895
>That link.
200/10 you had me going good.
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>>3772916
Who was it?! Who said something rude to you?!
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>>3772915
Dammit.
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>>3772866
>Like the Beatles!! That's classical music!
Classical music is always the best Music in history!!
I love The Beatles!

That retard is in for a surprise.
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>>3772892
but what if you only write nonsexual >feels?
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>>3772804
Fuck, now it's stuck in my head.
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>>3772895
the whole thing is worded oddly, and the whole free signings thing
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>>3772950
It doesn't really matter, all feels are appreciated.
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>>3772948
damn you beat me
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>>3772900

What Gilda thing?
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>>3772950
But those never happen.
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>>3772866
>Like the Beatles!! That's classical music! Classical music is always the best Music in history!! I love The Beatles!

Holy fucking shit my sides are tearing from anger and laughter
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>>3772971
Something from a couple of threads back. It had Gilda and RD.
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>>3772973
Never ever.
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Would you fuck it?
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>>3772866
please tell me he's trolling with this.
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>>3772974
>>3772970
>>3772948
You guys really aren't this gullible, right?
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>>3772892
Bored?
Anon x NMM please.
Could be just a bit sexualish cuddles and kissing.
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>DeLancie tells bronies to listen to classical music after he was subjugated to the shit music they apparently love.
>Confused, they remix other music and listen to it while listening to classical music like Metallica and Backstreet boys.
>They understand now.
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beauty and perfection
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>>3772548
Zecora started a fire under her cauldron with some orange dust. This held the fillies' interest for exactly five seconds, but once Zecora returned to her books, they turned back to the box of toys.

There were a few dolls with removable horseshoes and dresses, a puzzle cube with tiny steel balls, and two small zebras carved from wood. They had hay for manes and tails. "Zecora brought these from her homeland," said Apple Bloom. "She said they're good luck charms."

Scootaloo sat up and pulled the wooden dolls close to her. "Gimme those. I need all the luck I can get."

By the time Zecora put all the books away, they'd gotten into a heated imaginary war between ponies and zebras, with progressively darker descriptions of the post-apocalyptic wasteland. "Argh, my containment suit," cried Scootaloo, "I'm exposed to the evil magics of these zebra devils!"

"If so lightly you play at the damage we'd do," said Zecora next to her ear, startling her, "Then I might not share my findings with you."

"Aw, we were just kidding" said Scootaloo, quickly, her cheeks flushing.

As they put the toys away, the potion-maker used a ladle to pour some hot, sweet-smelling liquid drink into four mugs. "Do I have to drink all four of those?" asked Scootaloo, excited.
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>>3772869
Well obviously one a day won't be enough. I was hoping we could keep it outside as much as possible, but he does have his needs, eh? I can't imagine how rough if would be trying to sleep in a tiny bed with a grossly overproducing set of genitals. Not to mention the hunger and boredom of a life when all the other ponies think you're a rampaging monster bent on destroying the town.

It certainly would be a task ensuring he has enough to eat while keeping his 'desires' sated, but I'm sure I'd be up to it. Especially for the reward: An endless supply of marshmallow horse semen.
Shit, for that I'd brave the Everfree if I had to. With a hilariously oversized pony at my back it wouldn't even be that difficult. It wouldn't matter to me how often we would have to take 'rest breaks' to help him 'calm down.' Just another adventure, right?
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>>3773004
>Trolling and normal posts have become indistinguishable
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>Knotfest

at first I thought it was gonna be something terrible but it turned out to be different but equally terrible
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>>3773004
You don't think it's real?

http://www.ravinia.org/ViewDate.aspx?date=8/16/2012

Seems pretty legit to me.
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These aren't ponies unfortunately. They're draft horses, one of the smallest kinds. Also know as Irish Cob.
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>>3773023
why can't she be real...
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>>3773041
Even if she was real she wouldn't like you.
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>>3773044
;_;
I know
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>>3773044
this is the worst feel...
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>>3773044
is it a bad thing that I would be content to serve her glorious empire even if she didn't care for me in particular?
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>>3773024
>F:E
Fuck Nathan.
This shit just breached containment brony levels.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>3773021

It probably has more to do with the fact that he has a love for classical music and his father was part of the Philadelphia Orchestra.
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>>3773064
>implying she would want you in her empire
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>>3773068
Goodnight, Goodnightanon
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>>3772996
Nope, not ever ever.
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Have you seen a mare's vagina? I've never fucked one myself, but between videos and other people's experience here is an estimate:

It isn't as tight as a woman's, since obviously it is meant to take a much larger member (a stallion's 18-incher), BUT it is literally softer than velvet, or so I've heard from zoophiles.

Also, while you're fucking a mare (you obviously don't have to use a condom, since your sperm will not impregnate her, nor can you catch any venereal diseases) if you work her noticeably large clitoris, she will rut and snort with orgasmic pleasure as well as make A LOT (like oozing out of her vagina, A LOT) of natural lubricant if you keep it up, making her velvet soft vagina that much more easy to slide in and out of.

Finally, if you get her to orgasm before you (accompanied by farting, whinnying and her whole hindquarters convulsing in pleasure) you will be treated to a pulsing tightness that no human vagina could ever provide, which will most definitely send you over the edge. After all, a mare's vaginal muscles have to be strong enough to push out a 50 pound foal.

Your dick is the foal. And yes, I know you're erect now.
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>>3773045
>dat mane
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>>3773068
Indeed
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>>3773072
>Implying she could stop me.
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>>3773072
>>3773064
Just a single, random smile at me on the streets of Canterlot would be enough for me to die happily.
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ok to all none of you who wanted luna domming fluttershy

e n j o y
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>>3773083
But seriously, I hope you guys never stop.
I eat this stuff up.
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>>3773094
She wouldn't waste the time smiling at you.
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>>3773085
>that feel when thanks to browsing /b/ years ago you knew more about mare vagina's than 99% of the pony fandom when things were just getting started

i wanted so bad to just start correcting everyone... but at what cost?
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>>3773085
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY2FQyPDos0

Video for proof.
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>>3773068
I wish I could say the same
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>>3773105
Oh my
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>>3773105
>e n j o y

I will! Thanks!
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>>3773072
I'll make my own empire
With blackjack! And hookers!
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>>3773093
Banished.
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>>3773105
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>>3773085
>It isn't as tight as a woman's, since obviously it is meant to take a much larger member

> no knowing about miniature horse

there was that amazing video on ML.com... too bad they deleted all the horsefucking.
(I have it saved)
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>>3773108
Are we talking about the same Celestia here?
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>>3773126
>Not Applejack and Rarity
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>>3773105
Thanks for the horse porn!
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>>3773109
If you allowed ignorance to fester without drawing attention to it then you should be ashamed.
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hey guys, how's it been going? any news on season th-

>>3773085

OH JESUS
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>>3773085
The more I read up on shit like this and the horsefucking pastebin, the more I imagine ponysex with waifu to be like sex with an actual horse and not a cute human
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>>3773025
>go on an adventure through the everfree with a huge stallion
>take breaks every few hours to stroke his gigantic erection to multiple messy orgasms
>return home tired and victorious
>snuggle against his broad chest, falling asleep pinned between his erupting cock and his soft body
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>>3773132
Yes.

Sure she's kind to her little ponies but you're a freak. A freak that won't stop stalking her.
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>>3773105
Some nudity/erotc with Celestia please?
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>>3773088
They even have an excessively long mane when they're born as well.

Fucking gypsy in ireland never kept records on how they bred those horses.
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>>3773148
>pastebin
>not reading actual horsefucker websites

PLEBIANS! ALL AROUND ME!
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>>3773151
this is the worst headcanon EVER
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>>3773109
>tfw new acquaintance is a horse person
>owns them, rides them competitively etc.
>immediately think "Oh cool, I know about horses, we have a common interest"
>Ok, so I can talk about winki-nope
>Ok, what about how when they're pregn-nope
>...bad dragon sells dildos that look like their cocks?
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>>3773149
I'll go ahead and drop this in the "reasons why I'm sad" file on the "things that will never happen" list
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>>3773144
i think you were here last time i posted a request too
i appreciate it
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>>3773148
It's the best of both worlds. The xenophilic thrill of fucking a marecunt combined with a sapient, loving mind.
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>>3773126
I just finished the Modern Times campaign of Tropico 4. Something along that lines happens.
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is this guy serious, or an incredibly elaborate troll?
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>>3773106
It won't stop.
So long as we have something to write about.
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>>3773171
> that feel when it is not so far from truth

Admit, anon, you did stalk her, wouldn't you? The wish to see her more, to be in her presence would overcome your reason and sanity.

I know it would in my case
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Because I have no control of my own life

1-3 Pone on
4-6 Hang out with friend at his work
7-9 Sleep
0 An hero
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>>3773152
maybe!! that one kind of took a lot longer than i thought it would so i dunno if i'll even be taking another request
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>>3772804
>Sootaloo works long hours in dangerous, unhealthy conditions
>But she still finds time each night for lively song-and-dance numbers.
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>>3773209
I think that might be just you...
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>>3773210

welp
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>>3773210
Whelp. Good bye MLPG. I finally found a way out.
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>>3773210
If you don't kill yourself on a livestream right now you're not allowed to make roll posts ever again
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>>3773210
We hardly knew ye.
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>>3773204
There is ALWAYS something to write about.
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>>3773201
> *SHOWS CUTE FACE*
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>>3773085
I think I just puked in my mouth a little
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>>3773201
he's probably serious, there are actual autistic people who use the internet you know, I heard they can even vote nowadays
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>>3773229
>Implying you can stop me from making them
>Implying I'm actually going to do it

I seriously hope you guys don't...
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>>3773177
You have any idea how much horse breeders and enthusists talk about mare vaginas and stallion dicks/semen? And how much they touch said parts on a daily basis?

Alot of the higher end breeders freak out about impregnating a mare the natural way because she might kick and potentially injure the stallion. Reason why masturbating/jacking-off/fake sex with a stallion is so common along with alot of mare vagina poking.
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>>3773236
>"SHOW ME YOUR CUTE FACE!"
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>>3773263
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>>3773025
Aside from the social issues, he's certainly living it up, isn't he? Spending all day with his love and getting his balls drained regularly sure doesn't sound like a bad life. But what if one day he came up to you and said that he felt a little bad that you spent all your time slaking his lusts but he never returned the favor. Would you let your big pony please you?
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1 - write Applejack Waifufiction
2 - write Rainbow Dash waifufiction
3-7 - Dorf Fortress brewable pony semen edition
8 - Morrowind
9 - discuss waifus on MLPG
0 - study
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>>3773262
I've got some free time and some disposable income, how do I get into the horse breeding game?
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>>3773262
I don't think they'd be enthused to find a non-horse-person who was mysteriously well-versed in horse reproduction though.
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>>3773281
Hi Doorknob.

Find the one with the refrigerator.
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>>3773263
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>>3773274
>le cute face
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>>3773281
Bullsh-...
Actually we probably would...
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>>3773290
>"Wow, anon. You sure do know your stuff about horses. Are you a professional like us? Where do you work?"
>awkward silence
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>>3773281
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>>3773281
I have no idea what I would make a doujin about if it were up to me.
I have to many fetishes to decide, and using them all just gets too ridiculous.
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>>3773287
Ah welp
This fort is modded to have milkable pones as pets so its still pone related
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>>3773310
>Timmy Turner excuse.
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>>3773319
if I made a doujin, it would be nothing but comic versions of MLPG >feels
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>>3773288
Well depends on what you want to do. Show horses, rodeos, racing, more niche stuff? Not necessarily what you WANT to do, but what you're breeding for.

Can also just do breeds you like. Shetland ponies/miniture horses, draft horses, Frisians (all black horses, even when born), etc.

Throw something out there and I can give more of an idea of what you can do specifically/financially. General region/state would help greatly as well.
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>>3773319
>not going vanilla
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>>3773189
that would be awesome.
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>>3773332
"uhhhh... Internet."
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>>3773318
This is a terrible doorknob.
Anyone could pick it and open it.
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>>3773286
Well sure, I'd be a bit wary of his hooves, but that massive fucking tongue? It wouldn't take much for him to get me off with that, especially considering the fact that I'm living with an aphrodisiac the size of a room. If he's got a problem with me servicing myself all the time, then yeah, I'd let him help.
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>>3773351
THATS ONLY MAKING IT WORSE ANON
DAMNIT TURNER YOU LIED TO ME
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>>3773357
>not having a deadbolt
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>>3773281
>>3773318
I've heard of objectifying women, but this is ridiculous.
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>>3773357
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>>3773367
>Tara's face when
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>>3773351
Ok, that was too easy.
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>>3773085

i think you just described this gif
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>>3773262
this is actually quite cute
>you will never fall asleep on your pony waifu after a round of tender loving
>she will never just stay still so she can let you rest and watch your cute sleeping face, all while feeling your warm weight press down on her
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http://www.gamebreaker.tv/indie-games/lets-play-clop/
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>>3773393
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>>3773407
Pinkie no, what are you doing with those floating body parts
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>>3773407
If you came across a random disembodied dick and pair of hands would you fuck it?
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>>3773234
Feels good.
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>>3773424
No. I'd run. Run like hell.
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>>3773440
Faggot
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>>3773424
Pfft, is this some kinda voodoo dick?
Voodoo dick my ass.
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>>3773363
I bet all that contact with his poultice-enhanced cock and balls would start to have an effect on you as well. You'd probably exhibit similar effects, though your different physiology would alter the target. Instead of growing bigger you'd grow capable of taking him inside you. Obviously not at full size of course. That would just be silly. But once he shrinks down to something manageable, would you offer to let him mount you?
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>>3773345
I dunno, I'm just looking for a steady job in the horsefucking industry in the pacific northwest

I've got limited experience around horses from my time in the Boy Scouts, but I'm a quick learner!
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Someone have that mare pastebin
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>>3773482
Get into the miniature horse business and a PHD in biogenetic engineering
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>>3773483
Nope, but I've got this. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff
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>>3773495
>that feel when know more about pleasuring mares than women
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>>3773371
>He can't pick a deadbolt.
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so how many of you expected to be talking about fucking real horses when you joined to MLPG?
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>>3773495

>some mares even respond to human advances if you can roleplay well.

Oh U
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>>3773495
fascinating...
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>>3773508
Well one's easier to write a guide to than a woman.
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>>3773533
I wasn't, and I don't partake in the discussions.
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>>3773533
I'm not capable of surprising myself anymore
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>>3773482
Well primarily you'd want to find the nearest major horse community. I don't know of any in washington, but I think there's one in Oregon somewhere. Knew an instructor who hanged there for a bit and bought 2 dales ponies. Pic related.

Alrighty, let's narrow things down more than. Are you interested in a horse that looks pretty/beautiful, good for riding, very high intelligence, built like a tank/won't keel over easy, or won't freak out over anything? Try to pick one or combine two.
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>>3773204

He colored that in earlier.
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>>3773533

I didn't. And I still believe all thisfucking real horses talk is ironical.
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>>3773542
Post the one without legs`
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goodnight mlpg
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Would you help her out of her tight clothes consensually?
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>>3773533
>not actively steering the topic towards horsefuckery
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>>3773539
>People think Rarity would make a good sniper.
>That is her camo.
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>>3773533

When I was a child I thought about becoming a Catholic priest.

More than a decade later and here I am talking with strangers over the internet about having sex with cartoon horses.
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>>3773508
Does it taste good when you bite a woman?
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>>3773556
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>>3773573
salty
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>>3773555

> I still believe all thisfucking real horses talk is ironical.

oh man, you are going to get a big surprise
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>>3773474
Definitely, after going through something like that I'd be a fool not to.
I sure hope he'd be willing, otherwise I'd have to figure out another way for us to be more 'compatible'. Since went along with my crazy fantasy I supposed I would have to be open to his needs as well.

It would be nice if he were in to humans, but with magic as widespread as it is, it can't be too hard for me to be the pretty mare for him, can it?
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>>3773554
...
I can't believed I missed that.
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>>3773539
Heh, its actually very common to see mares turn their backs towards guys (humans) when it heat if they're on good terms. Usually like a person who feeds them everyday or such.
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>>3773564
Not before teasing her a bit for literally being too sexy for her shirt.
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>>3773572
>Catholic priest
You're just waiting for someone to say it...
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>>3773574
>Filename
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>>3773572

Are you me?
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>>3773554
I wish someone colored this properly.
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I can't believe a few of you actually fucked a horse

I'm jealous
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>>3773568
>Implying it matters what she wears if she's miles away
She can wear her dazzle camo all she wants, as long as she has the precision to hit her mark and long range.
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>>3773564

She doesn't look like she's enjoying this.

It makes me want to give her a blanket or something to put around herself...
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>>3773585

Is it a pony?
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>>3773533
It's not that much of a surprise; whatever situation I find myself in, I always imagine the worst case scenario. In this case, literal horsefucking.
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>>3773608
You wouldn't fuck this one?
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>>3773024
"Three ponies, one zebra, and much to be said," Zecora rhymed, "This is warm cocoa, to make a clear head." With that, she took one of the cups and sipped it. A smile spread across her face. The three fillies eagerly took the drinks, though Scootaloo kept one eye on her.

When they'd all had a decent drink, Zecora set her mug down. Her face grew somber. "The truth for the young pegasus, Scootaloo, is the truth of the way in which her wings grew."

Sweetie Belle gasped.

Zecora glanced at her, then continued. "With fine muscle structure, and strong, sturdy feathers, your body is perfect for shaping the weathers. But shaping of wings is an art with no masters. All recorded attempts are unbridled disasters."

The look of determination on Scootaloo's face withered, and her ears went back.

"Stories of comas, and pains unceasing, of lives shattered with years of life decreasing. Only enwombed can one reshape a steed. A spell was created by Starswirl the Goateed."

Scootaloo stood up and stamped her hooves. "No! ARGH! My parents don't believe in that sort of thing! They did this to me! How could they do this to me?"

Apple Bloom shook her head. "Starswirl? That unicorn Twilight Sparkle is always goin' on about?"
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>>3773627
Too small and too young
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>tfw you will never touch a pony
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>>3773594

Even if a mare did that there's no fucking way I'm even coming close to their backs, even without sexual purposes. One kick and it's all over.
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>>3773632

I don't like where this is going.
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>>3773591
I'm sure the way you two jaunt through the Everfree that you could find something. He does love you for who you are and is more than happy to fill you up as a human, but he can't deny that a nice winking marecunt is more his speed. If you found a way to transform yourself that worked the same way as the poultice that's kept him large and needy, would you spend a few months at a time as his pretty breeding mare or would you go past the point of no return and stay a mare forever?
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>>3773613
She'd enjoy it a lot more if you just helped her undress. You could be her blanket.
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>>3773634
How about this? (if it was a mare)
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>>3773611
>She can drop a target from two miles off.
>Her spotter notices the rounds leave a trail that is different than a standard round.
>They are yarn.
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>>3773632
>Only enwombed can one reshape a steed.
If this is going into unbirthing I'm getting the fuck out of here
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>>3773669
writefag here. No.
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>>3773632
>Truth, Truth.
Even I am shit at Zecora's dialog, but that was PAINFUL.
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>this thread
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>>3773649
Huh, hard to say. Forever sure is a long time to give up my hands, but if I could trade them for wings and a dripping marecunt? Sure, why not. I'd hesitate at first and only go for a few weeks, but it just might be worth it to drop the humanity for good. At the very least it would help me fit in with the rest of Equestrian society, It's always fun to try something new, right?
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>>3773699
Oh come on. You know you wanna hit that.
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>>3773699
What a surprise, it didn't make you game develop.
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>>3773656
I guess?

It seems dangerous to mount an animal of that size. If that beast could consent then I would go for it for sure.
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>>3773713
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>tfw gf wants sex
>can't get boner
>go fap to pone
>post about it on MLPG
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>>3773725
Do it.
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>>3773725
>hell is other people
People aren't a place.
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Did you better yourself physically today?

I read a /fit/ inspiration thread and then ran 6 miles because of it.
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Where's my hot Stan x Lazy Susan art?
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>>3773742
I just got the keys to a friend's swimming pool. We'll start swimming a shit-ton.
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>>3773742
But I lifted yesterday
Today was rest day
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>>3773758

Rest days are Saturday and Sunday, anon.

Days inbetween lifting days are cardio days!
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>>3773769
But I work weekends
Today is my saturday, and cardio is for people that are overweight
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Slow thread.
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If that guy looking to get into horse breeding is still around, here's what happens when you breed miniature shetland ponies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnIlInFfevk
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>>3773779

>Cardio is for people that are overweight

This is the thought process that killed a living legend, anon. Don't underestimate the necessity of cardio.
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>>3773742

No since I just woke up 5 minutes ago.
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>>3773733

>tfw I want my gf to roleplay as luna but I don't really know how to tell that to her.
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>>3773799

>Zyzz
>Living Legend

Zyzz was an asshole.
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>>3773813
THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED
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>>3773813

>"Can you do me a favor and yell at my dick ?"
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I had to draw this.
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>>3773816

He was an alpha.

The tale of a skinny, pale-skinned nerd that turned into the envy of men everywhere.

But the fucker didn't do cardio so he had a fuckin' heart attack.
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How hard would you hug a Derpy?
Where?
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>>3773833
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>>3773830

>yell at my dick in ye olde english
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>>3773845
Only as hard as is comfortable for the both of us.

Wherever we happened to meet, I can't very well hug her in Cloudsdale, can I?
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>>3773781
no >feels tonight
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>>3773838
He had a history of heart disease and steroid use in his family, that probably didnt help
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>>3773833
It's okay, I guess.
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>>3773861

I could probably do it better.
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>>3773858

>Steroid use
It was more like steroid abuse

But he was still great
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>>3773838
>>3773858

>Envy of men everywhere

I don't envy him, though.
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>>3773879

You're no man

You're posting on a board dedicated to cartoon ponies at absurd hours of the morning
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>>3773833

>Mhamaí breá leat
>Google Translate
>Mama loves you

Oh, fuck, my heart...
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>>3773632
Scootaloo made a frustrated growl. "The Amniomorphic Spell. When a pregnant mare gets zapped with it, their baby is guaranteed to have no deformities. Don't you remember that from Miss Cheerilee's class on how babies are made?"

Sweetie Belle blushed. "Oh. That spell."

Apple Bloom's eyes widened. "Wait, so that's th'lesson my sister pulled me out of class for? She said it wasn't fer tender ears." She muttered, "An' that's the day we helped momma hog give birth."

Scootaloo flapped her wings in annoyance. "Dad says pegasi shouldn't have to use that spell. He said that the weak shouldn't contaminate the herd with their weakness. Well guess what, dad? You've got two beautiful daughters with horrible wings, and you could have had better!" The frustration in her voice mixed with a sort of quavering. "You've got one daughter who can barely fly, and one who can't fly at all because of your stupid pegasus ideals! You're a rotten dad, AND YOU DID THIS TO ME!"

She kicked the cauldron, making a deep bass gong. "Because of you, I'm less of a pegasus!" She kicked it again. "I'm less of a pony!" Again she kicked it, and it nearly spilled. "I'm less than you wanted, and I'll never be enough!" Zecora steadied the cauldron, but Scootaloo was all kicked out. She stood with her face to the wall and her back to her friends. "I'm less than I should be, and I can never be better."

Dark spots appeared on the floor under her head. "No wonder I don't have my Mark. I'll never be good at anything."

Both of her friends just stood there, not sure what to say.

---

(end of part one)
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>>3773879
Yes you do
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>>3773833

You monster.
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>>3773882
>absurd hours of the morning
My little pony general: timezones are magic
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>>3773870
Accepting requests?
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>>3773882

I'm alive, though.

And he's dead. I don't envy him that.
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>>3773892
not him but i don't envy him either
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>>3773706
Either way, as a mare you're certainly a lot better equipped to take his girth. And you probably fare a lot better when he cums inside you, your belly able to take a lot more of his spunk before the rest splutters messily out around his thick cock. Would you reapply the poultice and try to train yourself to take him at his largest? Would you rather try to take as much of his load inside you as you could first? Or are you content to be unable to take him inside you, instead preferring to nuzzle and hug his shaft with your body, feeling it pulse and spurt with your chest and belly?
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>>3773897

Might be a while before I get to it, but sure.
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>>3773900

>Not envying the dead
Do you even into edginess?

>>3773895

Don't pretend like you're in a timezone that's acceptable
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>>3773845
Only until she doesn't want hugs anymore at the postage office
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>>3773893

Sorry.
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>>3773910
>implications
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>>3773919

But I'm not implying anything
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>>3773923
You were implying something, i'm sure.
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Would you spend the time to prepare a delicious bowl of lentil sprouts for your pony?
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>>3773927

I don't think I was, at least not on purpose

I mean I was pretty direct
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>>3773931
Yes
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>>3773890
>Luke Allen
>story about coming to terms with disability
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>3773938
Okay
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>>3773908
Can I ask you something in a similar style? I'd love to see Princess Celestia rolling/lying (and being covered) in flower petals (and enjoying it, delightful and a bit sensitive expression).
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>>3773890
It became worse than Nathan
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>>3773918
I didn't say stop or anything.
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What if your last Movie you watched

everyone was pony?
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This is the second time in a week I got "Faust" in my captcha.
What the fuck.
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You're gonna stop your children from turning out like you, right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
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>>3773973

Gee it sure feels good to be a superior life form
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>>3773967

Why would I ever want children?
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>>3773966
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>>3773967
If you're referring to my chronic diseases, yes.
If you're referring to anything else, no.
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>>3773973
I remember when we were talking about the Changeling variant of that.
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Whyso... dead?
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>>3773966
Google has abducted lauren so she doesn't complain about all the content on youtube, stealing their adbucks
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>>3774005
We aren't dead.
Only, resting.
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>>3773946

I'll write it down.

Just a heads-up, it took me a while to make that picture. A lot of adjustments and tweaks. These guys can probably tell you all about it.
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>>3773966
Fake
right?
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Anybody got some pictures of ponies I can use as drawing references? Preferably black and white?
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>>3773939
Would you mix them together with spices and cook up some delectable vegan tacos for pone?
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>>3773966

I got a Faust capcha too. Maybe they're translating some novels too?
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>>3774016

I stuck them in the same image, but I did get both of these captchas in the last week.
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Why aren't use using a Shetland Pony in a late 1800's English/American mine, Anon?
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>>3773742
I anally masturbated for two hours last night.
That counts as physically bettering myself, right?
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>>3774022
Would you cook alongside your favorite pone as the two of you prepare a nice dinner for the two of you?
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>>3773907
I suppose once the novelty of standard horsefucking wears off I would go ahead and reapply the poultice. Slightly larger than average dickings might be fun, but I just can't resist overdoing it and making him way too big.
Can he blame me? Who could walk away from the chance to snuggle up to that massive, pulsing tube of a cock with a loving stallion at my back. If he did have any objections, I'm sure stroking his flared head with my wings would easy them pretty quickly. If not, I supposed I could always take the last resort and have him apply the salve to me. It would be an interesting change of pace matching his size and it would present some challenges, I'm sure we'd manage.
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>>3774022
>>3774036
yes and yes
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>>3774029

Weird...
Do you have a screencap?
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>>3773964
>The Dark Knight Rises

Don't know if too grimderp
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>>3774048
>Bane lifts Derpy over his head.
>Drops her ass first on his knee.
>She apologizes to him
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>Having bluray rips of Paranoia Agent
>Have no subtitles

Help a nigga out.
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whatever happened to metals?
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>>3773953
Thanks. As always, that's my goal.

Part 2 is Scootaloo trying to figure out who she is, now that she knows she can't be her father's idea of who she should be. She gets horribly sidetracked by joining the local disability support group, but at the end of part 2 leaves it in disgust, realizing that they're content in their misery and their charitable handouts.

Part 3 involves both Derpy and Pip the Pirate, and how they positively influence her ideas about disability.

As to Asperger's, I don't feel disabled except when someone expects more of me than I'm able to give. Apparently most people can take verbal instructions and written instructions, and find a synthesis. I subconsciously pick one or the other, and it's usually the wrong one, or incomplete without the other. Apparently most people can recognize the faces of people they've met once or twice. Apparently most people can remember every detail of two sentences of verbal instructions without having to write them down. Or maybe people expect too much of each other in general.

Anyway, I didn't realize how deeply that guy's report of Lauren's disabled Scootaloo affected me until midnight, when I started writing for three hours straight. I've felt listless and depressed all day, and only writing this story has helped.

Good night, MLPG.
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>>3774070

I think he died from too much drugs

Did he ever finish that Celestia story? That sounded really good.
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>>3774070
Last I heard he was driven mad by his attempt to write a stonerlestia feelfic, but that was like two weeks ago
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>>3773960

Yeth, mamb!
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>>3774019
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>>3774086
What does your to-do list look like right now, anyways?
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>>3771532
I like the wedding episode more than Return of Harmony.
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>>3774077
>>3774083
damn...
I miss his >feels
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>>3774060
>not watching them raw
good show though.
try using subtitles for other copies
like
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/209939817/?tab=summary
you might have to edit delay on them, but if your media player is worth a damn it can do that easily.
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>>3774015
Yeah, I understand (though, WIP shots would be interesting to see).

Also, as a suggestion - perspective could be somehow similar to this one (ie a bit shifted isometric/top-down view -- I assume she will be laying on her back?)
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>>3774038
I'm sure he'd love the feeling of your hot, tight marecunt gripping his swollen member, your comparatively smaller size adding to the delicious pressure around him. He'd have to work hard to avoid unloading too soon, and to not crush you with his powerful thrusts. But the best part would be the post-sex spooning, your back pressed against his belly and your hooves hugging his erection close, knowing that just minutes before that behemoth was buried deep inside you, filling you completely and pumping that delicious marshmallow sperm deep into you.
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>>3774094

A bit like this.
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>>3774131
Holy crap.
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>>3774110

Duly noted.
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>>3774060

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
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>>3774131
>That Iron Dash request
Man, I can hear Rainbow Dash spelling out T.W.I every time she says it and Twilight sighing every single time.
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>>3774131
> Pinkie Pie being cute

Lost my shit.
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>>3774131
>A list like that and you will go off and draw, ink and color stuff like Swiffer.
...Thanks.
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ded
left for ded
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Here's another coloring before I go to sleep.
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>>3774137
I say the exact same thing every time I open the file.

>>3774160
>"You realize you can just say my name, right? Or at least stop spelling it out?"
>"Can't hear you, T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T. - must be something wrong with this radio-thingy you put in the suit."

>>3774164
I'm wondering if I won't be able to just cross that off - Pinkie Pie's natural state of being is "cute."

>>3774171
I need to get into better work habits.
But I'm glad you like it.
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>>3774213
what the fuck is going on here
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>>3774213
My God, it's like I'm seeing double!
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>>3774206

Left >>4 ded >>2
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>>3774224
Rainbow Dash and Rarity dress up like each other, and Sweetie Belle is confused about who is who even though it's obvious.
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>>3774247
how literal

is there more? source? that's really cute
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would you tell pone you love her?

which one?
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>>3774213
>Dash will never call you darling
>Rarity will never tell you to chillax
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>>3774247
Dash with Rarity's hairstyle is just adorable.
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>>3773379
Please source.
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>>3774122
And what could top that?
It's a rare occasion when one can cuddle something so big and so warm while being spooned by the object of your affection. As much fun as it would be to use his body as a playground, that's pretty much the best situation I could ask for right there. It wouldn't even matter to me if I was so tight he couldn't hold back, it's pretty clear that there will be plenty more ready soon enough, and we have all the time in the world. If anything, it would be fun to see how quickly I could get him off and how much he produces. With him at that size there wouldn't really be practical ways of measuring beyond 'fast' and 'lots' but just sharing the experience would be good enough for me.
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>>3774253
Celestia.
And no I won't, it is silly. In many aspects.

But if she did caught and let me know she figured out... I'd confess, yes.
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>>3774252
It's the only one I know of that Tess has drawn, you can probably ask him to draw more.
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>>3774260
this
I want to see continuation.
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>>3774271
LIGHT THE TESS SIGNAL
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>>3774253
Yes

All of them.
Why is it so hard to choose a favorite? They're all so great in their own way.
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>>3774253
my waifu
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>>3774253
Yes.

To waifu. Pic related, she is a very beautiful pone
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>watching one of Gilda's home-movies as Grizelda tries to find an event they caught on tape years ago that she knows you'll find hilarious.
>the tape goes blank for a few seconds after a few minutes of a vacation her family took years and years ago.

>when the recording starts again, it's shortly after Grizelda was born.
>A much-younger Gilda holds her baby sister, smiling widely and cooing "Hi, baby! Hi~!" in a tone you'd never expect to hear out of her.
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>>3774253
Yes
nonsexually
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>>3774222
Like it? I love it!
To be honest, I wasn't even sure what kind of pony she was supposed to be.
I was juggling Pegasus and Earth pony.
This means I have to write more about her again...damn tricky kids who helped suggest that.
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>>3774293
Is it Twaifu time?

That's my favorite.
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>>3774307
>Gilda goes red in the face
>"Y-You little shit, where did you find that?!"
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>>3774318
>Twi will never be badass with magic
>she will only be neurotic
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>>3774318
folks don't seem to take too kindly to twaifufagging around here
I wonder why that is
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>>3774096
>I like the wedding episode more than Return of Harmony.

Out.

Never return.
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>>3774339
>We will never see a unicorn other than Twilight Sparkle go in to magic overdrive
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>>3774342
Twaifufags seem to be the most vocal about our obsessive love
I really wish more people would talk about their waifus that aren't Twilight, it would give me ideas to write waifufics for them
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>>3774357
>that perspective
my head hurts...
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I dislike it when males refer to members of the mane 6 as "filly". It's like calling a woman in her 20's a "girl".
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>>3774060

Here:
http://subs.com.ru/page.php?id=5955
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new thread:

>>3774363
>>3774363
>>3774363
>>3774363
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>>3774367
Women in their 20's are girls
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>>3774372

2 soon 4 me
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>>3774334

>Baby Grizelda grabs at her sister's nose and giggles as Gilda sets her on her lap and gently takes hold of her little hands, clapping them softly together.
>The Grizelda of today, however, is just as red as her sister as she desperately fumbles for the remote, trying to stop the tape
>"I-I-I was looking for something else!!!"
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>folks don't seem to take too kindly to twaifufagging around here
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>>3774382
i'm kind of new to this 4chan plus thing. it says 254 images now

uh..?
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>>3774264
I'm sure that if you tried you could easily get him spurting on the second or third thrust. All it would take would be a few well-timed winks and some impassioned moaning about how big he is and how badly you need him to rut you and he'd be crying out as he unloaded his thick, creamy sperm deep into your body. If you kept things up you could probably chain together his orgasms, his flow continuing unabated for minutes at a time.

Though there's a downside to sleeping between his huge cock and his soft belly - the inevitable wet dreams he'd have. You'd surely wake up every morning coated in a thick layer of his spunk unless you did something to contain things. It might be fun to work a custom-made condom onto his shaft before going to bed just so you could have breakfast prepared when you wake up. And if you stay up after he conks out to tease and fondle his heavy balls and shaft you could have enough for a nice bath too.
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>>3774383
Shits getting to adorable for me.
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>>3774122
>>3774264
Alas, it's time for me to bail. Rest assured I will sleep soundly with thoughts of disproportionate cuddles.
Just curious, are you the same anon from the Braeburn overproduction scenario a few days ago?
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>>3774397

That means some images were deleted since you last refreshed
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>>3774383
>"Aww, stopping already? But you were both so cute! <3"
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>>3774388
Now that's a sweet Discord.
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>>3774409
oh neat. i'll check the hyperindex before i start the next thread
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>>3774411
Suicide option.
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>>3774408
I am! I have a thing for needy stallions with massive balls and gallon-sized loads.
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>>3774405
I know you're calling that a downside, but I'm just not seeing it as one.
See >>3774408, catch you later, anon!
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>>3774383
>"You two got together about as well as you do now."
>Gilda and Grizelda look up at you, Grizelda's fingers are up Gildas nose as they try to pin one another fighting over the remote.
>The spectacle causes you to chuckle, then laugh.
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Testing something
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>>3774454

We're in the new horse.

>>3774419
>>3774464
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>>3773613

She's not even trying to cover her breasts. Trust me bro, she's a total slut.

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