Old Thread>>3743867So, are the Princesses' Power regional or not? How do you think they acquired these power in the first place?
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>>3748946Celestia wants to learn how to draw
>tfw gf
>>3748946She started an image board.Her admin handle is Poot
>teenagers
livestream.com/brokestreamsGoing to stream Down periscope 2 20 after the hour if there is any interest at all. I fucking love this movie and want to share it with you fags.
She's my Pinkie PieCool drink of water such a sweet surpriseTaste so good make a grown man crySweet Pinkie pie, yeah
Which pony sags their pants until their shows? And even slaps hoes?Which pony is an asshole?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg
>>3749021Tell me more about it. What is it, and why should I watch?
what if your cutie mark was another pony?
>not playing Twilight in the fighting game
>>3748968Here you go for the Celestia one.
>>3749022Warrant pls go
/co/ I know you can hug a pillow and pretend you're hugging a ponybut how to make it like pony hug you ;_;
>>3749025>until their showshow does forget words
IS IT TIME FOR BED ALREADY?
>>3749015
>>3748928Do ponies have any say in what their government does ?
>>3749045pinkie pie is a load of fun to playfuck that midair 2121c move
>>3748946She doesn't have time because now she has to take care of her autistic sister.
>>3749059lucid dreamingor a tulpa i suppose
>>3749064DASH STOP FUCKING JUMPING ON THE BED AND GO TO SLEEP. Jeez, next thing you know twilight will be playing with her chocolate milk again.
>>3749064Rainbow Dash, you can go to bed whenever you want.Fuck, we've been over this. Now quit jumping on the goddamn bed. I'm the one who makes it everyday
Mi Pequeño Pony? No ese un show para niñas?
>>3748703>Dash loves it for the fight scenes>Pinkie loves laughing at the creatures that show up and frequently does imitations of them, complete with sound effects>Twilight watches it for the plot>Rarity saw a few episodes, then a few more once she saw their outfitsShe made a set of element-themed suits for the girls, but was too embarrased to show them>Fluttershy found it too scary>Applejack doesn't watch TV
Nathan, fuck off. You've ruined enough threads by your presence.
>>3748118>human scapula on a horseFUCKING DISGUSTING ANTHRO SHIT
FAT SWEATY NURSE PONY LAYING ON TOP OF YOU
>>3749026Why are you doing this to me panka?
Finally got some of those freebie posters at Walmart. They're nice. Kinda on the small side, but nice.
>>3749102>Doing Dash's bed for herHow beta can you even be?
>>3749039Welp, there's a sub commander. Long story short, he needs to be given a command soon or he'll be out of the program, which is bad. So this asshole gives him a sub. From Korea. And he has to go against the entire USN in a wargame. Except his entire crew is fucking stupid. Hilarity ensues.Also he has WELCOME ABOARD tatooed on his captain's log.
>>3749112Says the guy making yet another meta post.
>>3749064Hey.Don't do that.You'll ruin the cloud springs.Why can't you be a good kid like your friend, Twilight Sparkle.
>>3749100I don't have a good imagination
>>3749101>>3749102fuck you, I'll jump on the bed if I want.You live here but it's still my house, anon
>>3749101>>3749102But I like jumping on the bed.
>>3749110I think the best question is what is each ponies favorite Ranger?Anybody who doesn't like Tommy Oliver is worst pony.
>>3749130>here he goes again
>>3749119Can she be with Rarity's mom as well? And Mrs Cake? And Cherry Jubilee? And Red Ribbon?
>>3749129by captains log do you mean dick?
>>3749135Don't do it twilight
>>3749147you jump on that bed dash, its your house and your bed
>>3749026>tfw going to college and hopefully being a productive member of society one day
>>3749075It's probably a pretty devolved constitutional monarchy.I've actually got this weird idea for a Democracy In America-styled fanfiction. It would also involve some other shit I'd rather not go into.
>>3749135Don't you fucking do itI swear to god I'll edit that picture again with you dying in chocolate milk
>>3749129Good enough for me, I'm in.
>>3749135Careful with that glass Twilight
>>3749135
>>3749153>Mrs Cake facesitting>fart
>>3749153>you will never be smothered by a pile of pudgy ponies
>>3749128Well, she likes going to bed when it's made. It makes her happy. And making her happy makes me happy.But what doesn't make me happy, is when she KEEPS JUMPING ON IT.
>>3749135where can i get that giant fluttershy she put her glass on?
>>3749161Yes. I do.
oh boy, S3 is going to be awesome
>>3749153a pudgey pile of ponies
You've at least kissed a girl before haven't you MLPG?
>>3749189and by dick do you mean his penis?
>>3749193>OC McMuttonchops spends the entire season trying to kidnap Skyla to raise as his own evil heir.
>>3749202jaIt was in a libraryand then a bunch more till we broke up
>>3749055I'm really sorry, anon.Do you have request? I'll be on tomorrow at the same time.
>>3749202Pinkie Pie, get out of here. J...just go
>>3749202Oh boy here we go
>>3749207where are you going with this anoni didn't ask that
>>3749207Yes. STRAM STARTING.
>>3749202uhh can i pass on this question
>>3749046>Didn't finish the story.>Forced his shit on the general.It's like Ross in written form.
>>3749202We've been over this before, Pinkie.No, I haven't kissed a girl. I like guys
>>3749193>that Sweetie Belle vector
>>3749216>Making fun of Lord Steel's facial hairnot on my watch faggot
>>3749202I've kissed many. Finger fucked some of them. Twas fun.
>>3749202once
>>3749147Hey hey hey...Why don't get you a trampoline?
>>3749216Better yet they do an Apokolips/New Genesis style swap.Skyla is Mr. Miracle.
>>3749202Do relatives count?
>>3749237Rainbow Dash, go to bed.
>>3749202Yes.On the cheek, forehead and lips. Never did tongue though.
>>3749202does kissing a man dressed as a girl count?
why
we Twily now
>>3749202I give blowjobs all the time.I have never kissed someone.I feel that's indicative of some sort of developmental disorder.
>>3749202do horses asses count as girls?
>>3749216>until its revealed that she's actually his daughter
>>3749269Pretty sure that's worth extra points, anonymous.
>>3749202I've kissed more guys than girls
this.... this is gold... my sides!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yf10gZNLAo
>>3749276you are a slut.
>>3749202I kissed my mom once on the mouth
>>3749236>>>3749224tomorrow I swear I just want to doze off
>>3749202>i have kissed more female horses in real life than humans
>>3749291unfcest
>>3749276>Not giving someone a quick peck on the lips after you make them finish when they're still reeling from the orgasm
>>3749193>Twilight's new niece>that guymaybe, yeah
>>3749202Yeah.It was nice...
>>3749291Oh, heyo Oedipus!
>>3749202Y-yeah...In 1st grade
>>3749305is he ok?
>>3749162>>3749169>>3749171>>3749176She's a good pony. I don't know what you're worried about.
>>3749305>thinking this is a good idea
>>3749284It's like I'm really playing a Tales game!
>>3749202Yes. Several. Including my ex-wife
>>374928810/10
>>3749313>>3749309>>3749305>>3749291>>3749289>>3749286>>3749277>>3749276>>3749269>>3749237Tonight's gonna be a good night
>>3749313> giving someone a quick peck on the lips I'd be terrified of them back away and asking what the fuck I'm doing.
>>3749329I've got my eye on you.
>>3749271>Guts.>Not loving ponies.
>>3749329Good girl
what do you wear while browsing mlpg?
>>3749202yeah but it was a dumb idea and her mouth tasted weird
>>3749345So blow them up against a wall or something so they can't back away.
Hey MLPG, how's your night going?
>>3749288stop plugging your shit
>>3749350Oh fuck, that cartoon. Now I need to go see if I can find some old episodes.
>>3749366Usually nothing.
>>3749372lonely
>>3749372It was awful until you showed up pinkie
>you will never watch as Rarity completes the spell that harmlessly transforms her digestive tract into little more than a storage tank for your hot sperm
>>3749366cargo pants and a t-shirt
>>3749305God damn what a fucking terrible idea.
>>3749371...I think you're missing the point, anon.
>>3749193>Cadence has a child.>Skyla>The big bad kidnaps her while Cadence is away.>The whole plot is saving her before he corrupts her.>They win in the end and Twilight gets to be her foalsitter.
>>3749372Fine. I finally watched The King's Speech. It was really good.
>>3749369>Give a girl a kiss>Instantly know she's a smokerThat is the worst taste.
>>3749313not that guy, but I have a story>sucking some guy off while he's laying down>he makes the first actual genuine moan of pleasure I've ever personally heard come from another guy's lips>break away and crawl up the bed and try to kiss him>he pushes me off and asks me what the fuck I'm doingI started crying for the second time that night
>>3749202Nope, but I'll die rich.
>>3749366>not sure if girl or guy>tit time stamp>implying that would change anything
>>3749388Are you me?
>>3749345God damn it anon grow a pair.Besides, they'll like it.
>>3749393No, I think YOU are.
>>3749408Fornication?
>>3749271For a second I thought it was Ash Williams.That would have been much funner.
>>3749366Pajama pants and a grey t-shirtI have a lot of grey t-shirts just for wearing around my place, they're all speckled and soft
>>3749305did he died?
>>3749416yesnice pants
>>3749411Math major, pls go
>>3749388This. It's what I wear everywhere, including to work.
we emo now
>>>3749288lol, that's not me o.o
>>3749409>First kiss>Expecting it to taste like... I dont know. Something>Tastes like flesh>Not sure what I expected
>>3749430Are you me? Although it's pajama shorts now, too fucking hot out.
>>3749366cargo shortsthey're the only shorts i haveits fucking hot
>>3749433Y-you can have them... if you... want...
DORKS
>>3749372good, got my copy of Secret of Kells iand a few albums in the mail today and I'm watching it in a minute
>>3749447>hey, this skin tastes like skin, what gives
>>3749410I'd let you kiss me after a blowjob anon.
>>3749372I'm getting depressed again so I think I'm going to lay down and try to not cry until I go to sleep again, but cry really hard anyway
>>3749305what did they honestly think was going to happen?
>>3749372I could be a prolific author, but anonymity is so much more fun.
>your waifu will never punch you in the balls
>>3749202>22>still have never kissed a girl
>>3749405>tfw this is Season 4 episode
>>3749419That or go in for some afterglow cuddles. But they might want more before settling down for cuddling.
>>3749458>Secret of KellsMah nigga!
>>3749372Very good. Actually discussing videogames on /v/ and generally chilling.
>>3749472>32>still have never kissed a girl
>>3749410:( See, and that's what I don't want.I have a nice thing going what with sucking off my friends. I don't want to ruin that by trying to inject some form of passion into it if it's not what they want.>>3749420I don't want to kiss someone, I want someone to want me to kiss them.Trapping them accomplishes nothing.
>>3749329I really wonder whats going on in Twilight mind right now.
I wish I could dress like a cartoon character and wear the same thing every day
>>3749366Basketball shorts and some random T-shirt
>>3749461I don't want toa lot of things that happened that night really shook my belief that I'm not secretly a horrible selfish person and I'd rather be alone than hurt someone by unwittingly being a prick
>>3749405She's probably either Cadance's little sister or the true heir to the Crystal Kingdom, unless season 3 takes place a couple years after the wedding.
>go to play TF2 with MLPG>get my shit absolutely anhilated by the same couple people endlessly>mic spam everywhere>too beta to say anythingNever again
>>3749434Cheers.
>>3749457MEATBAGS
Any Renne Questers here?
>>3749476>He doesn't know about the leak.
>>3749481Yeah. Lots of people go in for cuddles too early.>Get handjob from random girl at a party>She legitimately expects cuddling after>She's mad when I just casually thank her and leave when it's clear she isnt down for more sex
wooooooooooops
>>3749498Just wear jeans and a not retarded shirtAcceptable in 90% of common social situations
>>3749377that isnt mine o.o
>tfw this really cute guy just texted you saying he's drunk and he wants you to come over but your car is being worked on and you would have to sneak out of the house and use your mom's carI don't know what to do MLPG. This is the first time anything like this has ever happened.Do I risk the consequences for a chance at losing my virginity? If nothing else there's free booze.
>>3749498Whats stopping you from doing that? Just buy a bunch of same brand clothing. Ponies don't ahve to buy jack. They just stroll around naked.
>>3749517http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA
>>3749410woulda punched his fucking face
>>3749506Welcome to MLPG. We have three or four pro-level players and micspam is encouraged.Personally, I don't think we have ENOUGH micspam. It's too quiet.
>>3749405>They win in the end and Twilight gets to be her foalsitter.Oh god she's like Nyx isn't sheFuck
>>3749517I'm not madI'm just dissapointed
>>3749514You monster.
>>3749471LOL BALL SHOTS XDDD
>>3749517EVERY TIME
>>3749504...I think you need some drugs.
>>3749525do etsometimes ya gotta get a little crazy anon
>>3749517
>>3749517BACK TO MAGIC KINDERGARTEN TWILIGHT
>>3749372Pretty shitI can't draw, haven't been able to for a few days.trying to talk to someone, but they barely replyI think they hate me
>>3749525>actually CHOOSING to lose your virginity in a drunken stuporThink about that again, and wonder if that sounds like a good idea.
>>3749506I know that fucking feel bro>mfw killed again and again by Scootaloo
>>3749517>I speel ur malk
>>3749541Yeah it was really funny
>>3749525You might as well go for it.You might get sex, you might get caught.On the other hand you're stuck at home with MLPG and regret. Seems an easy decision.
>>3749558>dieing to ScootalooHOW
>>3749525This is borderline line of /r9k/adv/soc/ now. This is kind of pathetic.
>>3749555rose plsfeel better
>2012>not worshipping the Fausticorn
>>3749526I bought like 6 pairs of the same cargo pants and wear one sweatshirt all the time and just swap out the t-shirt underneathso comfy
>>3749525Take a deep breath and do it
>>3749525Go for it. Remember to take pics too
>>3749529HahaAfter that, he cleaned himself up in the bathroom and told me that I should sleep on the floor
>>3749576>faust doesn't even work on the show anymoredumbass
Just finished playing The Darkness 2. Not nearly as good as the first one, but still solid.Do we have any Darkness/Angelus ponies? Witchblade Ponies?
>>3749571I agree, too much feeling sorry for yourselves and not enough ponies in this thread
>>3749372I've got to get up for class in 5 hours.I can't fucking leave.
>Last thread>Nathan shit posting and drama>This thread>/soc/Goddammit, MLPG.
>>3749606is multiplayer still shit?
>>3749574I wish I was rose.She can draw, and she has friends, and people care about her.
>>3749600That's kinda a turn-on, honestly
>>3749410>Trying to kiss a dude with dick breath.Dude he aint gay, you queer.
>>3748740>The Sheep of the North lands are a hardy, industrious lot, scraping out a living amidst the snowy tundra and fjords of their homeland>Surprisingly adept at sailing, they're known in many ports as sailors, craftsmen, merchants and traders>However, some have taken to less-than-reputable work, and so exist pillaging hordes of seaborne ruffians as well.>But for the most part, the Sheep are content to live out a simple existence in their villages or farmsteads.
>>3749569that's what I don't understand.
>>3749609I know right? I mean, if the ponies have the internet, they might do something else.Like Twilight spend her days arguing that Celestia is a god.
>>3749600OH YOU'RE THAT GUY WHO HAD THE AUTISTIC LIL MISS BOYFRIEND
>>3749622Multiplayer was removed for a co-op campaign that I didn't play because no Xbox Live Gold at the moment.Sent the game back to Gamefly today.
>>3749621The "you've kissed a girl, right?" topic is a sure-fire way to cripple nighttime MLPG.I've never seen it fail.But at least we're getting this guy's suck-off stories. He sounds adorable.
>>3749601who the fuck said that she is still working on show?, retardi'm just talking about her OC
>Finally get Grabbity Balls downloaded>Dipper spaghetti everywhere
>>3749543There are drugs that make you like yourself?Do they get rid of the paranoia I feel whenever I talk to people that makes me wonder if I'm actually a lot more stupid than what I think I am and that everyone just abides me because I'm harmless, if a bit of an egotistical self-centered asshole?
>>3749464If you're depressed for reals, you should talk to someone about it. Depression is no joke.The hopelessness is in your mind. I know that sounds like bullshit, but it's the truth.
>>37496273slowthough anon's was poorly executed
>>3749621We've had worse
>>3749639>check your back every few seconds>listen for decloak>never get backstabbed again
>>3749636>they attempt to raid a deer settlement that's a bit further inland than the sheep usually go>Both are baffled by the other
>>3749636>Sheep vikings.Fuck yea!
>>3749506>Played with generally skilled people before I stopped playing tf2>Thought all servers were like that cause 4chan is pretty bad at video games>mfw pubbing
>>3749636Stop making me want to see a Pony version of Elder Scrolls.It'd be terrible and I don't want to see two things I love turned to shit like that.
Remember our ideas for pony japan?they would have panty vending machines wouldn't they
>>3749665Yeah dude, America has pills for everything now.Personality doesn't fall inside the normal definitions of "normal?"Fuck, throw some Aderhol, Rittalin or Straterra at that bitch.
>>3749668I've lost more friends by trying to talk to them about my depression than I have through any other method.I'd rather punch a friend in the face than talk to him about my depression at this point.
Which futa filly has the hugest penis?
>>3749688>America has pills for everything nowOh, so they've finally caught up to Japan?
>>3749631He had whispered into my ear that he loved me not half an hour priorI wanted to throw up as soon as he pushed me away I felt so embarrassed and betrayed
>>3749684>website made up of 90% NEETs with autism>bad at video games
>>3749686They'd have to be, like, scarf or saddle vending machines, really.
>>3749665>not just being a confidant narcissistSets you up for plenty of jokes, makes talking easier and you can switch to serious mode straight away. Best feel
>>3749697Punch them in the face with your depression.USE YOUR DEPRESSION TO FIGHT CRIME!
>>3749685You are assuming that it didn't happen.http://oblivion.nexusmods.com/mods/42424/
>>3749697Are you able to go to a mental professional ?
>>3749698Twist
>>3749684>play with /v/ and /vg/ in a wide assortment of video games>they all literally suck ass
>>37497124chan's mostly good at talking shit, not actually backing up that shit-talking with anything.We're rhetoricians, not warriors.
>>3749684enchantress stop playing hats
>tfw all this sexual encounters and relationship discussions>never been in a real relationship, never even been kissed>thought I found someone to at least talk to online, but now he doesn't even bother responding to meI don't see how I'll ever find anyone. I think I'm really going to die alone.
>>3749731I'm "able" to, sure.But why the fuck would that help?
>>3749686If it were to ever come up in the show, I think they'd do a pony Japan in a older sense.Ninja & samurai ponies and shit.
>>3749665Do you feel like people are always judging you ?
>>3749685http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp32TigGfZk
>>3749739AT LEAST REDDIT ARE EVEN SLOWER THAN WE AREHAHEUAHEAUEH
>>3749681>Battered and bloodied, both races share drinks and tales.
>>3749753Doesn't everybody?
>>3749744Good god people, stop with the personal blog shit
>>3749707Oh wow.You gay? Or female? I can't fucking tell anymore there's so many fags.
>>3749752>tfw you will never draw that good>because you're a lazy sack of shit who can't do a sketch a day
>>3749697Don't talk to friends, talk to a professional. I spent 20 years of my life honestly believing more than anything else in the world that I was fundamentally a Bad Person.Then I talked to a therapist. And now I'm actually happy most of the time.
>>3749751Why do you think such professionals are still in business?Because they have a success record.
>>3749739We are the master debaters.Some few of us are cunning linguists.
>>3749769You take it to a whole 'nother level, queermo.
>>3749744Yeah, you probably willI mean if you find it necessary to post this shit here, you probably will.
>>3749751Because they will be able to help you cope with your depression and prescribe medication.
>>3749767>the accents on both sides are so thick, neither side knows what the devil the other is talking about>they still laugh at all the right parts and toast when they need to, though>apparently, tales of violence and daring deeds transcend language
>>3749773
>>3749697I don't want to force my problems onto other peoplehell if I died, my life insurance would get my mom out of debt finally and maybe she'd have the chance to retire like she deserves>>3749753noI'm afraid that I'm hurting people and I don't even notice it
>>3749744>tfw 22 and kissless, handholdless virgin who is in the closet
>>3749777The guy who drew that was actually 16
i give upi hope i never see you assholes ever again
>>3749785hehehe
Would it be annoying if I suggested we watch a movie instead of talking about this shit?
>>3749804See you tomorrow.
>>3749804Come back when the hiatus is over
>>3749801This isn't the fucking placeIs there a sign out front that says "dead anon storage?"
i like when we're /soc/it's like i'm really having friends
>>3749803i fucking hate youi really do
>>3749545>>3749556>>3749564>>3749586>>3749599Fuck it MLPG, I'm going for it #____I'll let you guys know how it goes. Wish me luck.
>>3749820Down Periscope?
>>3749818mx plspls
>>3749793>help you cope with your depressionFucking this.>prescribe medicationHopefully only as a last resort. Better to pull out a splinter than to slap a bandage on it and call it a day.
>>3749712See:>Fighting games>Dota>FPS'sThe only time it's fun to play with /v/ is if it's bro-op
>>3749833You can feel like that all the time if you fuck off to ponychan
Are Shout and I the only married people here? Just curious
>gonna try loading my current boot drive into my new computer, and cross my fingers that windows can sort out all the driver wackiness that will inevitably ensuewish me luck!
>>3749847Yes, I'm plugging the stream. Not for attention, I just really love this movie and want to share it with you guys.
>>3749833I'd rather we be /d/ than /soc/
>>3749804>>3749773>>3749791>>3749621Oh, would guys get off your high horses? The general doesn't owe it to you to talk about the topic you want to talk about. They've clearly decided to talk about what they're talking about.If you want to start a new topic, then fuckin' just do it. No need to continuously whine and shitpost
>>3749752Too bad they will never do something like that in the show.
>>3749860oh godbye anonhopefully it switches to the default work-for-all-devices drivers
All this talk of relationshits is making me want one less and less.
>>3749856I was married for 8 years
>>3749064Is it just me, or does that bed look like a giant melted version of Hoity Toity?
>>3749793>>3749784I honestly think my values and my life is incompatible with professional psychiatrists and what they understand.I would literally spend 80 percent of the time talking about MLPG or people from here.
>>3749797actually, you know whatI'm going to try and find some way to make it look like an accident so she does get the moneyI'm not contributing shit to anything except shitposting on mlpg every night so fuck it, two birds with one stonegoodnight /co/maybe i'll have the guts this time
>>3749860>and cross my fingers that windows can sort out all the driver wackiness It's going to fuck up.
>>3749853>playing AoS with /v/Shit was fun as fuck. Maybe we should give it a go?Even if it means using the new version?
>>3749681>>3749767>>3749794>They take up their positions on either side of a vast valley - a horde of deer on one side, a mass of sheep on the other, banners struck into the ground and warcries thrown to the wind>The Stags are in full warpaint and tartans, screaming wildly.>The Rams beat their shields and roar back a challenge>they rush each other in a psychotic rage, two waves of warriors about to crash into each other like a storm breaking on the shore>when they reach the middle of the valley, they suddenly slow down, their frenzied warcries fading.>Suddenly a buck speaks up, giving one of the sheep a friendly pat on the back.>"How are ye, ye auld wooly-arsed son of a briar-patch?!">"Stick-skull! Good to see you!">Laughter and good-natured ribbing is heard as both sides embrace each other.
>>3749844good luck, desperate horny anon. Go get that drunk cock
>>3749886Bummer man. Real shame that it didn't work out for you
>>3749886Damn, makes me wonder who the oldest person in the general is
>>3749872mah niggaAs long as there's no new show content to talk about we might as well give each other boners over the Internet.
>>3749895Don't do it anon
>>3749872Seriously.So MLPG, been playing any CoC lately?
>>3749900I wish I good pegasus friend that wanted to rub my back
>>3749895Stream it for us.
>>3749875I'll talk about topics and shitpost at the same time then.Personal blog stuff never belonged here. There's many other places for that
>>3749895Fuck off, Nathan
>>3749853>Playing E.Y.E. with /v/Most fun I've had in MP in years
>>3749908I remember seeing some guy who was 50+ years old
>>3749880Relationships make me sick.
>>3749908I'm 33, married with a kid who's now 4. She loves the poneI'm not kidding
>>3749844>Anon, make sure to hum the mission impossible theme as you escape.
>>3749506>>3749558Not as bad as dying to Nanaki though.Or getting dominated by him.
>>3749935what the fuck is eye
>>3749907Eh, shit happens, I suppose. But thanks.>>374990833 here
>>3749939I love Apple even more now.
>>3749937One of the first things I saved in the general was some dude with his AARP application.
>>3749890just wait until they ask the question>whats the last thing you can remember that brought you happiness?
>still no 100% confirmed date for new horse episodeI SCARE
>>3749895>The investigators search his computer.>The archive saved this.>They find it.>She gets nothing.
>>3749939You know anonymous, I just want to be left the fuck alone.
>>3749940Cool, i hope your child grows up to be a cool person
>>3749965>>3749940Whoa, uncanny stuff man
>>3749958E.Y.E.: Divine CybermancyIt's a poorly translated french game made by a small ass team that manages to be more fun than most AAA games I've played.
>>3749517fuk yu
>>3749890What do you think therapy is?You talk about shit. Anything at all. Sometimes they ask you a question to clarify things, but for the most part you just sort of sit there and ramble for an hour.And every time you feel a little bit better.
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>>3749975If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say expect it in October again.
>daughter gives a lapdance, but only if you don't touch her and don't masturbate during.>if she sees your hand even brush your crotch, she's putting her clothes back on and leaving
>>3749897pls?
>>3749975It's going to be December, Anon.They said they'd "try" to have it out by the end of the year. That just screams "we're pushing it back to January," but at the earliest I'd best late, late November.
>>3749975Give it another week or too. That was when we were given a date
>>3749920We always talk about CoC, not that it isn't fun, why do we never talk about other sex games?Fairy Fighting is great
>>3749998So are these things supposed to look like this?
Am I the only one here who's a kissless, asocial virgin and actually not depressed about it?I mean, I'm really not trying to act like I'm better for it or anything (really, I'm sorry if it comes across that way), but I just can't bring myself to care... even if you're a shut-in, there's so much you can access with just an internet connection. Who needs other people?
>>3749998
>>3749975November 24th! Don't worry so much you guys!
WELL.
>>3750001Incest doesn't really do it for me unless it's sisters.
>>3750021>>>/soc/
>>3750021> Who needs other people?You need other people for cuddles.
>>3750021Contrary to popular opinion, depression isn't just being a sadsack. When you're depressed, you don't feel.
reminder, streaming Down Periscope.livestream.com/brokestreamsspoiler and sage for off topic
>>3750020This is what I get.
>>3749995Having someone to listen to you and give a shit goes a long way.Even if you are paying them to do it.
>>3750021Some people are fine being alone and others need real life interaction.
>>3749989>poorly translatedThe game would lose way too much atmosphere if it was properly localised. I wouldn't say that for many games, but with the weird-ass, dream-like quality the game has, it fits perfectly.
>>3750044>tfw all you feel is contentedness, blissfully happy in your life and the direction it's headedBest feel in my life. It's wonderful
>>3750029That looks decent. If only there was a good Photo Finish.
>>3750044thats major depressive
>>3750021I'm not depressed because I'm alone. I just happen to be both things. If anything, I'm alone because I'm depressed
Which pony accidentally made a paper jam clone?
>>3750044Well if he is happy about then he is not depressed
>>3750041well i've managed 27 years without cuddles and I'm fine. It's not a necessity.
someone please explain what the fuck i am looking at here>besides the broken spine
>>3750083derpy, or twilight
Just a reminder that you caused this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSlKh4if6P0
>>3750021Fuck offSeriously this is not the place for this evermlpg is devolving into a community and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and post about it.
>>3750091a bad drawing
>>3750057>TFW you try to talk to someone but all you get it short answers and they never talk to youit's okaythey're probably busywith their friends
>>3749995>>3750057>Even if you are paying them to do it.And that's exactly the thought I wouldn't be able to purge. Fuck it. I've already lost anyone I cared about. It's not like going "hey I went to therapy" is going to change anything.
>>3750041>tfw that's all you wantAnd then it doesn't happen and I'm stuck with short bouts of crippling loneliness that last about half an hour. They usually hit around 2:30 AM, so I've got about half an hour until then.
>>3750091Kloudmutt can't art
>>3750083I can see Twilight messing up one of her experiments and doing that. Or Pinkie messes it up for her
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>>3750091>All those icons
>>3750095I'm not going to look at this just in case it's another one of those 3-6 views videos that you try to plug all the time.
>>3750091>typical valvedrone
>>3750067I remember that game being really glitchy though. I don't know if you guys get itGame could use more songs, it was a little too quiet
>>3750041You go long enough without contact you eventually adapt.GRORIOUS HUMAN BODY
>>3750098Fuck all these people talking about things that aren't what I want to talk about
>>3750098It's been a community for a while
>>3750130Took them a year to patch, but it seemed pretty stable when I played it with /v/ during the summer sale
>>375012234,386 views to be exact.
>>37501172spooky
>>3750151we were a community on /co/why did we lose it
>>3750098we;re an anonymous circlejerk.
>>37501179spooky
>depressed >go to therapy >get pillsBest thing i ever did
>>3750140This is not you personal blog, you faggot. That is oging on /b/read territory. Go to /r9k/adv/soc/b/read for that shit.
>>3750140>talking about your personal lives and blogging>in MLPGWe have tumblr for that, you know
>>3749939>watching one of Gilda's home-movies as Grizelda tries to find an event they caught on tape years ago that she knows you'll find hilarious.>the tape goes blank for a few seconds after a few minutes of a vacation her family took years and years ago>when the recording starts again, it's shortly after Grizelda was born>A much-younger Gilda holds her baby sister, smiling widely and cooing "Hi, baby! Hi~!"
>>3750162Because half of us got banned and moved to ponychan.And then hiatusAnd then chasing off half our contributorsAnd then /mlp/And then another hiatus.
>>3750162I blame /v/tards flooding in during Spring Break
>>3750098Not really, all I see here right now is anons chilling and talking. The community would be on skype or steamchat (or just whenever tripfag/namefag drama drifts in here).
>>3749900>Every couple of years, the Sheep come back to visit, some bringing their young>One year, they visit just after shearing season>It takes three days for the deer to stop laughing
i want Silver Spoon to make truffle lobster mac and cheese.
>>3750175>better post it in mlpg>just incase
whats the deepest you ever dove in the swimming pool?
>>3750191>Because half of us got banned and moved to ponychan.oh ho ho ho im fucking plying
I honestly couldn't give less of a shit about your lives
>>3750105I just drop conversations with people onlineeven people I know, I'll just stop talking all of a sudden because I want to do something else moreI think I secretly want to isolate myself completely
>>3750198I want you to make Silver Spoonor Diamond Tiara
A wild RAINBOW DASH has appeared!
>>3750208To the bottom. I can't go any deeper than the bottom, silly.
>>3750191>Because half of us got banned and moved to ponychan.Did I go back in time to 2011?
>>3750210>>3750200the shitposting is really helping
>>3750198Her cooking would be divine. And you enjoying it would inspire her to create more and more delicious and incredible dishes.
>>3750186I know, let's post pointless inane questions while purposefully misspelling the word pony.
>>3750175>Get depressed>Kill somebody in a fit of depression>I didn't know who he was>They'll never find the body
>>3750219USE "FUCK" QUICKLY
>>3750190That's Her and Gustav's daughter
>>3750208Mariana trench
>>3750193This thread is about the show and parts of the fandom. Not your personal lives.
>>3750212But I want to talkBecause talking to someone else is the only thing that makes me not feel like complete shit
>>37502228 feet? 10 feet?
>>3750191>February bans>Everyone evades and comes backThose had pretty much no effect on the /co/ threads. Really only the two hiatuses and /mlp/ dicked us.
>>3750219But she the worst pony.
>>3750209The February bans RESULTED in ponychan's creation, anon.
>>3750209Who is plying and why should we care that you are fucking him or her?
>go on >facebook>see this discussion between two friends who became bronies
>>3750219ANONYMOUS used CUM INSIDE
>>3750219Go FLUTERSHY!
>>3750208I dont know.But I freedive in the ocean down to a good 50+ feet.
>>3750241that must be one expensive ass swimming pool
>>3750228>pointless inane questionsNo, put the effort in and the general will seize hold of it. We had a good 400-500+ show discussion spree earlier because people thought of something more detailed than "What pone would like x the most?"
>>3750241huewhat did you find down there
>>3750252They came from /b//co/mrades went to fimchan then found their way back
>>3750243BUT THE FANDOM IS MY LIFE
>>3750197>The sheep have their laugh when they stop in shortly after the deer shed their antlers>"DOAN'T BLOODY LOOK AT ME! ME HEAD'S ALL BARE!">"Awh, quit complaining! This is the best laugh I've had in years!"
Did /b/ronies make Ponychan?Or ponyfags?
>>3750227>She cooks for her dad on the rare occasions when he's home.>She cooks just like her mother used to...
>>3750281Brazillians
>>3750228GUYSWOULD YOU THIS PONE'S BELLY?I LIKE THIS POENY BECAUSE SHE IS THE SMILIEST HORSE
>>3750268RAINBOW DASH uses QUICK ATTACK!
>>3750281water
>>3750268
>>3750252Yes, but the people who first made Ponychan, then populated it were the posters from the /b/ threads. /co/s reaction to the bans was fimchan.
>>3750260There's a fluffy pone facebook page with 350+ likes.
>>3750234>implying that matters
>>3750295GET THE FUCK OUT.
Which pony is the best at beatboxing?
>>3750244I'm pretty sure Mocha was a fat black anime shipping whore.
>>3750268She has very twsity legs
>>3750303FLUTTERSHY uses SCRUNCH.
>>3750281spooky things.
>>3750260>like this groupYou're in a pony group on Facebook?
>>3750312Rainbow Dash, she practices twice a day
>>3750243These threads talk about the show once in a blue moon. Recently it has been nothing but fetish discussion and focusing on whatever a contributor or tripfag wants to talk about.
>>3750312I don't know but Pinkie Pie is best at scat.SHOOBEEDODADEEDUMDOP
>>3750208The bottom. But I've gone down 30 feet or so in lakes.
>>3750277It actually lasted practically 3/4 of the thread. So much opinion and show discussion that thread had.
>>3750296Her mother doesn't strike me as the type who's ever cooked.And let's back away from the Silver Spoon is a lot like her mother thing...
>>3750217but i already helped to make Silver Spoon.
>>3750321how spooky are we talking
>>3750296
>>3750320Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>>3750320RAINBOWDASHs defense dropped
>>3750260Well at least they're realizing the truth
>>3750310Why's that
>>3750191>tfw Ponychan is now better than these threads
>>3750295I want you to leave this vicinity right meow
>>3750338it's beautiful
>>3750338You have got to be shitting me.
>>3750335...Twist?
>>3750307Oh god damn it.
Would you lie awake at nightWondering if you would ever be a pony?
>>3750291>"You survived the sight of my bare arse - I can survive your bare head!"
>>3750291>Eventually a small settlement of Sheep crops up just outside the Deer Forest>trading wool for shed antlers, the two cement their friendship, and eventually the town becomes a roughly equal mix of deer and sheep>every so often, a deer or sheep would become romantically inclined with the other>no one quite knew what to do about that, so they decided to let the gods sort it out
>>3750324>>3750330Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash should put on a performance together.
>>3750328We talk about the show all the time in the early morning and the day. And fetishes at night are at least related to ponies, how your day went means nothing to the thread.
>>3750330>Pinkie Pie is the best at scat
>>3750336This, with extra spooky.
>>3750330>back then as a kid, wanted to search for more songs by scat man>get scat porn insteadHow horrifying
>>3750355aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3750351>>3750310I'm not seeing the problem here.
>>3750357nowhy would i want to be something i am not
>>3750338that's gotta be a joke, but it's audacious enough that i'd believe if it wasn't.
Does anyone else have any Diamond Tiara x Twist stuff?
>>3750335I'm going to fantasize about her and masturbate
>>3750345Aye, it's good to be reminded sometimes that for every person who names their kid 'Pinkamena Zecora Smith', there's a thousand like these two.
>>3750348It's been that way for a while now, anon.We may play up the whole elitism angle, but deep down we know we're just as bad if not worst than most of the other major communities in the fandom.We don't even encourage contribution anymore.
>>3750355
>>3750344FLUTTERSHY uses KISS!
>>3750338My parents had a fuck huge reproduction of that piece hanging in their bedroom when I was a kid. And a fuck huge Pink Floyd Wall poster on the wall across from it.
>>3750338Does he WANT to kill himself?
>>3750357Of all the things I lie awake at night wondering, that's not one of them
>>3750322y-yes, I'm JamesI'm the devil's advocate and the one who posts the most in the group, mostly as a news and interesting thing agregator
Okay Fine I'm backWhat other ponies would like to receive Christmas presents ?
>Start watching the show a quarter into season 1>Expose my friends to it>One that I don't really know gets into it>Like REALLY into it>Turns into a brony>mfw I see his facebook pageI think I've ruined someones life, MLPG
>>3750243>the showYeah, lots of show discussion recently (I know it was the same last hiatus, you don't have to tell me).>parts of the fandomWhich parts? The parts you like? What makes them more relevant to these threads than anything else?
>>3750400Celestia would, even if she says she doesn't
>>3750355Be careful with >greentext. It can lead to horrible or beautiful things.
>>3750387not your personal blog, faggot, get the fuck outYou're not allowed to ever post about anything that happened to you in your life. It says so in the rules
>>3750400Granny Smith, if you haven't gotten one for her.BraeburnTwistZecora, if she hasn't been done.
>>3750370notspookyenoughwhat kind of a pussy are youif it's a gigantic snail I'd run the fuck awayI'm terrified of snails for some reason
>>3750338He should sell prints of it
>>3750412She keeps every single one, inside the mountain supporting Canterlot. Every few years, she had to make the cave bigger.
>>3750400Trixie deserves a gift.
>>3750426OkBraeburn
>>3750405All parts of the fandom that are relevant, as in they have to do with the cartoon.
>>3750260Oh shit, based blue
>>3750436A steamy piece of shit.
>>3750402>friend knows I pone on 4chan but other than that he knows jack shit about what I get up to>playing DayZ with MLPG>he joins>suddenly we're talking about the futa pinkie Apple drewWell I'm in deep now, may as well drag him with me
>>3750379i wish there was more of her, in that costume. the rest is just shitty Cupcakes stuff.
Can it be Fluttertaur time now?
>>3750453>tfw having a casual discussion with a friend about MGQ at a coffee shopit's wonderful to have fucked-up friends
>>3750209Probably a third of the peeps who got banned in Feb. 2011 went to Ponychan for a while. Another third went to FiMchan. The remainder probably did nothing.I remember there being some resentment towards ponychan prior to the bans, but that didn't really develop until afterwards. A lot of our tripfags went there. Granted, most weren't people I really liked (squeak comes to mind), but that's what happened.
>>3750479>turn girlfriend on to CoCdoing the Lord's work, i tell you what.
>>3750355There are no words for the people that attach this to their profiles and let their friends see that they're interested in this stuff
>>3750475No it's complaining time now.
>Playing truth or dare with the main 6>picks your favorite pony>she says darewhat do you dare her to do?
Update!
>>3750522Brush her mane and tail without magic while blindfolded.
>>3750355>>3750506
>>3750503>turn girlfriend on to CoCSnarky is there something you can't turn someone on to?
>>3750535Nathan.Ross and his art.
>>3750506>pregnant fluffiesI know it got bad but I didn't know it got this bad
>>3750506>Their boss sees this.>They wonder why they got fired.
>>3750522kiss Applejack.
>>3750522I dare her to send a very crude prank letter to the princess
>>3750522I dare her to hug me.Seriously though, I'd dare her to let Rarity give her a new hairstyle.
>>3750506>>3750355>>3750307Fuck this....Fuck everything...The only thing stopping me from asking these people to take my stuff down is knowing that they won't listen to me, AND the fact I don't want any of that shit showing up on my facebook page.
>>3750522>main 6>favorite pony
>>3750551them hips
>>3750522I dare Twilight to write a letter to Celestia without magics
>>3750565sorry you have bad taste in ponies anon
>>3750565>brony
>>3750559>...Fuck everything...I'll let that slide this time
>>3750559Just gotta let it go I'm afraid.
>mfw illustrator cs6 has been out for months and i have been using cs5.1 like a pleb
>>3750526I think you're trying to cheat me, anon.
>>3750559I'm really sorry, art-anonI feel slightly responsible in that I was one of the people who did a couple of the cute greentexts back on /co/
>>3750565Is it at least a cmc?
>>3750526You absolute nigger, I checked.
I want to see Dipper and Twilight reading their checklists together.>They are trying to find out how to talk to one another.
>>3750535all the things i don't like. Ross. scat. John Cena. EA. Ponychan.
>>3750559You know there is only one way to restore your honor Art Anon.Seppuku
>>3750559It's horrible.I feel bad for how that shit keeps haunting you man. There was no way any of us could have predicted this. I feel bad for writing cute >greentexts about those things back on /co/Please keep drawing.
>>3750585I thought that them drowning even if it was impossible was just silly fun at the time.If only I knew then what I know now.
>>3750599One of these is not like the other.
>>3750596I'll second this. Dipper and Twilight seem like they would get along well.
>>3750506>Check the people posting those comments>Most are facebook pages made for OC ponies and OC fluffy ponies
>>3750599>John CenaIs he even still a thing?
>>3750585If only we had known...
>>3750604If it wasn't you, it would have been another.The second someone equated them with yukkuris, it was over.
>>3750596More like:>Twilight finds Dipper's checklists>Starts correcting errors, spell checking, rearranging items for optimum efficiency, pointing out the stuff that doesn't actually work and adding stuff that she thinks will.>Takes her all week, barely stopping for food and sleep.>List ends up ten times as long and almost none of the original items are left.
>>3750616I miss none death-prone fluffy pon
>>3750613He's THE main wrestler in WWE right now.
>>3750622>Dipper is frantically checking to book to find out what the hell Twilight is.>No talking pastel unicorns are found.
>>3750585>>3750604You think you know what responsibility for a disaster is like?I somehow turned in to the eye of the storm. I requested the first shit from Fluffy. I wrote the first thing about them drowning. Same with them being stupid. It was just supposed to be a throw away idea that never made it out of the one thread. And now look what happened.This is the mark I'm going to leave on the world.Time to commit Dodge Ram
>>3750632WowI hadn't heard that name since my freshman year of high school and had almost forgotten who he even was.
>>3750613not only is he still a thing, he's about to (in all likelihood) win the damn belt. again.but then, at least heel Punk can chase it again.
>>3750559Why not ask derpibooru to take it down? I'm sure they'll listen.
>>3750627>Non death proneNigga they became death prone less than a half hour after the first image.
>>3750635>He puts the book down, letting out an exasperated sigh.>Suddenly PINKIE.
>>3750576>>3750579I just don't want people thinking I associate with these freaks. They made sure I wanted nothing to do with them very early on.>>3750585>>3750604>>3750602You guys aren't the ones who sucked the fun out of this. The cute stuff wasn't what killed this.>>3750601But if I kill myself, how can I draw something that isn't fluffy pony? I'd rather not go to my grave knowing I'll be remembered as a figure of worship for pedophiles and rape/scat/torture-porn enthusiasts.
I want to draw good but im so fucking lazy i dont know what I'm supposed to do
>>3750657>Derpibooru in charge of having the spine to do anythingI cant believe they went back on their ban of fluffy pony shit.
>>3750657I sincerely doubt that... but I might try.
All I want in life is an imouto pony.It may be an /a/ inspired pipe dream, but is it really too much to ask?
John Cena is my favourite pone
>>3750679
>>3750667Come on man, chill out.
goodnight MLPG
>>3750678Just remember. Moe does not exist in the three dimensional form.
>>3750638Hey, it could be worse.You could have helped start the whole meetup thing. ;_;
>>3750690...You're right.Give me something to draw.
>>3750695Goodnight anon!
>>3750695gngnanon
>>3750695G'night anon
>>3750695Goodnight Goodnightanon
>>3750690shut up man
>>3750667Chill out, relax.Draw ponies.
>>3750699Pinkie Pie putting Panko bread crumbs on a pie, making it a panko pie.
>>3750699Well I've been asking for it for a while, it's a bit silly butPonies reacting to a bidet
>>3750695g'night, goodnightanon. Don't let the bed bugs bite.Seriously, don't.
>>3750708THAT IS NOT A PONY
>>3750695Good night.
>>3750708WHEN WAS THIS MADE
>>3750699Applebloom and her family bringing food to DT and her father after the depression hits.
>>3750699>>3750596
>>3750666>GF/MLP crossover.Truly this is the devils work.
>>3750695Goodnight. Dream of your favorite pone.
>>37506962D pone waifus are okay, right?
>>3750716Teeeechnically...
Rarity force toothbrushing Fluttershy with her magic
>>3750708would she have gone to France to get a working education, or just gone to culinary school?
>>3750719A week ago I think.
>>3750696Show, with proof the existence or lack thereof of Moe in N dimensions.
>>3750747She would bring the French cooking school to her.
>>3750699I second this>>3750596>>3750635>>3750622
>>3750708Better yet, draw more of those humanizations
>>3750699This but pony, with Celestia, Luna and Cadence.
>tfw no friends or anyone to talk toim so lonely
I want to bury my dick deep within Pinkie's tight, wet and warm vagina.I want her to shudder in pleasure as I reach her deepest parts.
I need your opinion on this, MLPG http://pastebin.com/Zkjv99TV
>>3750788>no friends online>trying not to drink alone againyou can talk to me anon
>>3750793>pinkie>tightShe's the town "welcome wagon," anon
>>3750810even I dont want to talk to winston
>>3750793>she wraps her hooves around you and clings tightly>she begins to grind herself against you, eager to feel you start thrusting>her eyes are half closed and she's got a look of sheer pleasure on her face
>>3750809Not enough tildes
>>3750793i want to stick it in and cut her off mid-joke.i want her to keep trying to finish the joke, only to gasp and moan whenever she opens her mouth.
>>3750818
>>3750818I'm not winstonI'm just a random nogunz
>>3750729Jeez, you guys just keep creating content of her.
>>3750824... dammit Snarky, why do you do this to me?
>you will never sing the first line of Conjunction Junction within earshot of Twilight>she will never rush up to your side and sing the next one with a big smile on her face
>>3750838It's like people like drawing her or something.
>>3750842you know why.
>>3750855Kraut and miLesWhat hacks
>>3750855>stay off the tablei still love it
>>3750855You guys are just so fucking fast, there's no way I can keep up!Is this how Rose feels?
>>3750869It's not even a table, it's a fucking desk.
>>3750855eh. what're they gonna do, cut off her hair and send us that?
>>3750824>"Hey anon, why did the chiIICK!">what was that Pinkie?>"Wh-why diiihhhnnn did theaaaahhh hahh hah"
>>3750877desks are tables
>>3750878Does to go straight when you cut it off?Like you killed it?
>>3750877>>3750885http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_%28furniture%29Wikipedia confirms
>>3750877>It's not even a rectangle, it's a fucking square.
>>3750881Oh god I hear it in her voice. Uuuunf
>>3750881That's really one of the hottest things you can find in amateur porn.
>>3750897>It's not even a closeted homo -- it's Deaf.
Twilight Sparkle: RPGs and RougelikesRarity: Doesn't play gamesRainbow Dash: the latest CoDPinkie: Party gamesApplejack: MADDENFluttershy: Pokemon
>>3750891no, it just goes grey. it's like with Rapunzel's.
>have >feel idea>want to let it out>can't get it to come out rightaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Would you use a pone bandaid MLPG?Which pone?
>>3750907>Rarity: Doesn't play games>implying rarity isn't a completionist
>>3750907Where does Apple upload everything?His FA is barren...
>>3750907>tfw not even pony will appreciate the Genesis with me
>>3750921Applejack
>>3750907>Applejack can understand everything John Madden says.She owns Tough Actin Tinactin.She has no use for it.
>>3750907>Fluttershy>not MMOs
>>3750923He uploads everything he draws to MLPG.
>>3750919TryJust tryI'll help you out. Writing is so easy.
>>3750918>brunet RapunzelMY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT
>>3750907>Fluttershy>A game where you beat wild animals to a pulp, capture them against their will and force them into bloody battles for moneyNo
>>3750939See, I thought of that, because shy people often seek communication through MMOs.But Fluttershy loves animals too much and plays Smogon ruleset pokemon
>>3750949Fluttershy is N.
>>3750918>Shave off Pinkies mane.>It shivers and goes grey, loosing what it was holding onto.>30lbs of candy falls out of it, pooling around it.
>>3750901right after clothes-on.which is also the rarest thing, in ALL of porn.>>3750907>implying Rarity doesn't have the world's biggest collection of retro, arcade, and pinball games
>>3750949Fluttershy would like Harvest Moon, I think.
>>3750944>Anybody can write.
>>3750969She would get embarrassed and flustered when trying to get into a relationship in the game.
>>3750972It's true. It just takes practice, constructive criticism and a working knowledge of the English language to start to write well.
>>3750972Yes, I firmly believe so
>>3750963
>>3750945
>>3750972>Anybody can draw
>>3750969>>3750979>We will never have a pony Animal Crossing game with a working relationship dynamic ala Harvest MoonFace it, Dinofag hasn't done shit on his project.
>>3751000Anybody can, yes.
>>3750988Even Nathan?
>>3750994It was proven that they have flesh colored skin.And their cutie marks come off.
>>3751008Nathan isn't people.
>>3750994I would definitely ride that pone.
>>3751001No one ever thought he'd actually do anything.
>>3751009>You will never pin down a filly or a colt that just got their cutie mark and shave it off.>It will grow back in, but they have the trauma.
Is Ask Jappleack semi-serious or an outright meta-parody? Because it's not really interesting, funny or well written enough to be enjoyed either way. On top of that I hate his art style.
>>3750921Rarity-oh wait, there isn't one!
>>3750994How would MLPG comfort a bald Rarity?
>>3751000>anybody can make de magicks
>>3751026Cutie Mark shaving is probably the pony equivalent of Goth.Fucking conformists and their cutie marks...
>>3751036>dat accent
>>3751008Essentially, yes. But If I had to draw the line somewhere it would be at "him."So many people I have met more qualified to be just human than he. He is quite literally the epitome of what "we" most often refer to as brony.Dangerous is the person who can defend their point rationally but with ill contempt. Beware people like Nathan.
>>3750506>>3750355>>3750307>Fluffy FactsGoddamn it there ARE no facts! Headcanon! IT'S ALL HEADCANON!
>>3751030So why are you still reading it?
>>3750091Someone with shitty taste.>Fallout 3>Microsoft Word instead of Libre Office>TF2>Left for Dead
>>3751030>outright meta-parodyIt has to be this, though like you said, that doesn't necessarily make it funny.Oh well.
>>3751058Maybe he's a masochist.
>>3751036>>3751049http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4
>>3751030It still isn't done? Christ.And I still kinda believe he's doing this to take the piss out of every grimdark tumblr. Though it's running a bit too long to be considered a parody anymore.
>>3751057>He never saw all the fluffy pony episodes.
>>3751009>some pony criminals shave before committing crimes in case they're spotted
>>3750619I still don't know what the fuck yukkuris is though
>>3751068>The guards arrest most ponies with shaved flanks.>"Oh come on, I didn't even do anything yet!">"...?">"I MEAN!"
>>3751081Take it easy, anon.
>>3751058I don't. I went there to grab an image so I could complain about it here.One positive thing I have noticed though, is that tumblr kind of does multi-page comics right. Traditional web comics will have just everything layed out in a single page. But Tumblr allows you to easily lay out a panel or two a page and click to turn the page. This is actually pretty good. I wish web comics would adopt this style.
>>3751081You have google at your disposal. We shouldn't have to spell this out for you.
The main 6 pones are invited to a midnight party in a mansion by an unknown person.They're locked inside.Who dies first?
>>3751049in ze vorld ov vashion, one day yoh een, en ze next, yoh ot.
>>3751096Twilight.The black one always dies first
>>3751096Twilight, you know how horror movies are supposed to go.
Thinking I might stream again this thursday. Suggestions for movies, anyone? Leaning on Starship Troopers.
>>3751103>>3751107Blacklight mind.
>>3751096None because friendship is magic and they get out okay.
>>3751095I don't just go looking up things I don't know about, things I should know come to me
>>3751036I still can't see her as having Twilight's body.
>>3750944how much of this should be written in advance?
>>3751101That's hot.
>>3751108Hackers
>>3751132>I don't just go looking up things I don't know aboutThen how do you learn, anonymous?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWIBIuFww0U
>>3751132
>>3751063>>3751066>>3751058>>3751064>>3751030Woah, what happened MLPG? Months ago I said that he was a hack and that the .mov vids gargle balls. And I was attacked for saying such things. Now it seems everyone has also come to the same conclusions.
>>3751108Full Metal JacketYou Are UmasouMLP: Rescue at Midnight Castle
>>3751164You were attacked? I thought most people agreed that they're kinda bad to a degree.
>>3751146That's not a bad choice. Trying to decide on something that everyone will want to watch. While it was nice that some of you actually sat down and watched my favorite movie, only four of you gained anything from it. I want to stream something that many of you will want to sit down and watch.
>>3751096>The main 6 pones are invited to a midnight party in a mansion by an unknown person.>They're locked inside.That's not a half bad premise for an episode.
>>3751096Dash (the Fool usually takes precedent over the black one, especially when they're all girls), Rarity (for slutting around), Applejack (for being practical), Twilight (for also being practical, and for finding a way to escape), Pinkie (they ALWAYS kill the comic relief during the climax, to show that Shit has indeed Gotten Serious). Fluttershy is the FG.
>>3751164>My Little Persecution Complex
>>3751181>You were attacked? I thought most people agreed that they're kinda bad to a degree.There were some defenders like, I don't know 6 months ago? I think the rest of the .mov series sucked enough to make people realize he sucks. A lot of people did like the first one.
>>3751164I can't remember a time when the majority opinion wasn't that the .mov series was shit.
>>3751193>tvtropes
LET ME SLEEP
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>>3751187They could do it how AT did it.>Pinkie is halloween pranking AJ>Everyone else plays along with fake deaths
>>3751215No
Would you leave a pone trembling and breathless on the ground, matted with sweat and completely disheveled? What if she looked up at you and hoarsely asked you to keep going?
>>3751230>>3751187I was thinking of playing it straighter, but whatever.
>>3751230>AJ is completely broken by the end of it all.>She saw all of her friends die, in the most horrible of ways. >The killer taunts her in the shadows.>In the end, Pinkie breaks out the news, her friends all behind her.>Applejack stares, blankly, past them.>"I think we may have overdone it..."
>>3751215No one is stopping you, anon.You come here on your own volition, it's automatic now. You stay on your own volition and put everything else off.MLPG is your nature now; we no longer have to make you, you want to be here. Enjoy your slipping sense of control.
>>3751246Not everything is about fucking brony.
>>3751246how do you do that? run her through an exercise routine?ride her?i mean if she wants to work out i'd gladly be her coach, but not if she's dehydrating or something.
>>3751164What? People started saying he was crap after dress.mov because it sucked and all his videos after it were bad. Nobodys defended digittydemon for anything except mocking the idiot bronies that interviewed him.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/113109.html
>>3751246I would rather let pone take the lead and let her fuck my brains out at her own pace
>>3751246I would rather leave pone shaking and out of breath, lying heavily atop me, with her chubby gut pressed against me, begging to be sqeezed and rubbed
>>3751148well it doesn't particularly interest me. I didn't say I didn't know what they were to find out, I said it to show it didn't influence me. retards
>>3751246>brutally fuck Fluttershy, grinding her into the ground, yanking her hair so that she has to look straight up>the only sounds that she makes, apart from the odd squeak or gasp, is a continuous, quiet sobbing>you finish with her, pushing her into the dirt as you stand up>"... please don't go..."
FRIEND SEEKING man seeks FRIEND SEEKING person
>>3751278>The next one isn't going to be all that fantastic. It's basically RD's corpse laying on screen while I do a whole bunch of shit in the background.It ends with Discord killing everyone and a kinda lame Back to the Future joke where the events of all the .MOV's didn't actually happen.Oh, uh... Spoilers! Great, we don't have to watch it now.
>>3751287Do you always talk about fucking, my good sir?>inb4 not knowing Snarky Bastard
>>3751308>Great, we don't have to watch it now.Why would you want to? That sounds fucking horrible.
>>3751278I do kind of wish more artists uploaded huge wallpaper sized versions of their pictures.It'd be nice if , you know, good artists did that.
>>3751308>The next one isn't going to be all that fantastic. It's basically RD's corpse laying on screen while I do a whole bunch of shit in the background.I called it. In the back of my mind I figured he'd pull something like that. Seems appropriate.
You ever look at your life and wonder "where did it all go wrong"?
>>3751101THERE'S SOMETHING I VANT TO SHARE WITH YOUAND I THINK YOU ALL ARE VERY MUCH GOING TO LIKE ITYOU'RE GOING TO LOVE VAT YOU SEE
>>3751311not always. it's just the easiest thing to write about, by FAR.
>>3751278HaMax has drawn sweetie poo
>>3751339no, I know life was fucked from the beginning
>>3751339I don't know anon. I prefer to be ignorant about it though.
>>3751280>post-coital cuddles with chubby pone>rubbing her big tummy as she pants and recovers>give her tender kisses after she's caught her breath>fall asleep spooning her, both your hands holding her fat gut
>>3751138pls respond
>>3751339>You ever look at your life and wonder "where did it all go wrong"?Every day. I have massive insecurities and anxiety and don't do anything for months and months at a time.
>>3751354I'm feeling for a unf-worthy Pinkie feel, you feel me?Make me feel.
>>3751339nope. it never could have happened any other way.
haha time for the sims
FRIEND SEEKING MAN seeks PERSON
>>3751391
>>3751390Just do it on the fly, that's what I always do. Post a few lines and if people like it they'll either ask you to continue or add more themselves.
>>3751390When I do it I only write one or two posts aheadDo whatever >feels right
>>3751381I'm dead fucking serious. Does Max have ANY redeemable qualities? Has he ever done anything good? He seems utter garbage tier, and only a few steps away from Ross. But he is somehow popular. I don't get it.
>>3750710>Pinkie Pie making a Panko PieOrder up.
>>3751410>I'm seriously contemplating sending that image to my therapist
>>3751412>This is how most of the feels happen.
>tfw your human rubs your tummy violentlyI don't get why they think it's a punishment
>>3751414Grimdark shit. And I actually liked his ask before it went "serious".
>>3751417TONIGHT IS A GOOD NIGHT!
>>3751413I guess I'll...post what I have and then go from there?It's a continuation of the DT >feels.
>>3751417Now draw Bonbon buying it from Pinkie to bring home to Lyra
>>3751386Hnng. I want chubby pone spooning so badly. I like the idea of toying with her belly button as she dozed off, although I wouldn't even mind it if my arms couldn't wrap all the way around her
>>3751421>paying for therapyWhy don't you cut out the middleman and just flush your money down the toilet?
>>3751417I'm not su-Oooh it's real
>>3751439This pleases me.
>>3751439Go for it man, you don't need our permission
>>3751432> And I actually liked his ask before it went "serious".What was it like back then? Because all I've seen of it were just some retarded plotline.
>>3751414Who cares? People like all kinds of shit, you shouldn't let it get to you
>>3751410>Having to explain to your therapist about that face.>Curious they go to 4chan.>Suddenly they need therapy.
>>3751439
i feel like watching this movie again. it is one of the earliest furfag moments i can remember in my life.rose stream pls
>>3751460>implying I payGlorious Socialized Medicine of Canada tier.
>>3751479>being furry for Disney
While /v/ may be shit most of the time, it's night Pokemon threads are godtier.
Am I the only one who finds the concept of "feels" to be, bluntly: retarded?They're so heavy-handed in trying to generate emotion from the reader that I can't help but laugh at them.
>>3751459Which pony enjoys having her bellybutton played with the most?
>>3751466Yes sir.>It's been a few days since you arrived at Filthy Rich's private island.>You've been keeping up your swimming lessons with Diamond Tiara, walking down to the beachside with her to practice a little every day.>She's learning fast; you wager she'll have it down pat by the end of the trip.>She never openly admits to enjoying herself.>But, she never really tries very hard to object, either.>Coming from her, you figure that's like the next best thing.
>Decide I want to make some lemon bars as a special treat for my mother>Get mix and try to make it>Completely screw up the recipe and it gets undercooked but can't fix it>Almost throw it on the floor and smash it like a HowtoBasic videoCan you post cute pony to cheer me up?
>>3751459don't worry. if your T-rex arms can't reach all the way around her (remember: she's chubby, not Rossian), you can always just put your hand on her hip.but personally, i'd prefer to just fall asleep on top of her, my head either on her lap or her chest, her stroking my hair and singing as we both drifted off to sleep.
>>3751505Shut the fuck up.Shut the fuck up.shutthefuckup
>>3751511To each his own.I bet you don't even watch soaps.
>>3751517Shut up Nanaki
>>3751505
>>3751518> not RossianBut... but I like really big pone. What about LK-sized chubby pone?
>>3751517>He can't even cook ready mix shit.>LaughingKitchenPonies.png
>>3751511I'm not really a fan but I read them anyway because sometimes they turn into pornographyI sure do love me some fetish greentext
>>3751505Nice to know anon
>3:40 >haven't started writing yet>spent the entire night masturbating anyway, contrary to an earlier roll
>>3751504>not being furry for just about everythingdo you even Nineties
>>3751479>Cheapest Disney movie ever produce>1.5 millionSo you're telling me the live action bullshit Disney had been putting out cost more that 1.5 million?
happy ending
>>3751511I don't know, you tell me, anon.
>>3751518>RossianThat's a measure of quality, not size.My ideal chubby pone is bigger than "Rossian."
>>3751539>liking really big ponemah niggaThough I find the whole balloon/perfect-sphere-with-stubby-limbs-and-head thing silly. The biggest I can take seriously is when the belly is distinct, but smushed up against the ground.
Yearly Reminder: Sentenal01 has most likely, on more than one occasion, checked his computer for spyware because that's the only way he can conceptualize how people are able to call him out as anon.
>>3751557money values change, remember?
>>3751562>Faceless
>>3751515>One afternoon, the two of you are down at the beachside. You're giving her instruction and advice, as usual.>And she's gruffly dismissing you, also as usual.>Honestly, sometimes you think she's just being difficult on purpose...>Your lesson is brought to an early end when you glance up from Diamond to see storm clouds looming on the horizon.>You must have been so busy teaching her that you hadn't even noticed them.>You curse silently to yourself. Of all the times for there to be bad weather, it just had to be now, didn't it?>"Rain's coming...looks like we'll have to cut this lesson short.">You glance over at Diamond.>She has her eyes fixed on the distant clouds.>"Yo, Diamond.">She blinks and looks over at you.>"Huh? Oh, yeah, whatever."
>>3751563That's not chubby anymore, is it?
>>3751566Pretty much this. There's nothing appealing about a perfect sphere.
>>3751575Faceless used to actually not be a total fuck.But he showed his true colors really, fucking fast.Before we knew it, all he was about was being full of shit.
>>3751562Like I said, heavy handed.They essentially boil down to positing a emotional situation.>here, isn't this emotional>yes, that is emotionalThat sums up feels. There's no subtly, and nothing to draw you in, lower your guard, and hit. Instead of holding your hand and guiding you through an investing tale, it hits you over the head until you say uncle.
>>3751552>being furry at all>openly announcing you're furryWhy can't I just enjoy cartoons because they're fun to watch?
>>3751594And to think I almost liked the guy.
>>3751566my favorite is when the belly is huge, but everything else is normal.as pictured here.
>>3751601No.You have to want to fuck it too.It's the law.
Reminder: /q/ is open.If you want to bitch at moot to let us back on /co/, that's the place to do it.
>>3751601Because this is the internet
>>3751611My fucking god.Shut up.
>>3751594i don't remember him ever being a good dude. i only remember the fuckass.
>connection error or you are bannedIs 4chanX going to fix this yet?
>>3751620That is because the fuckass is the more memorable part.
>>3751620You're not snarky at all.
>that Prequel update
>>3751577>On the walk back, you notice Diamond moving with a more brisk pace than usual.>She also seems to be gripping her towel pretty tightly...>Is she that pissed off about the lousy weather?>"Hey, Diamond.">She looks at you out of the corner of her eye, not even slowing down.>"You alright?">"I'm fine," she snaps back, turning her eyes back to the trail.>Well, you should have anticipated THAT...>Your suspicions are confirmed upon returning to the mansion. A storm is blowing through the area. Fortunately, it will only last for the night, and then it'll be back to clear skies by morning.>The news puts a smile back on your face. Guess your vacation isn't ruined after all.>However, Diamond doesn't snap out of her funk.>She adamantly insists that she's fine, but any moron can tell that she's on edge about something.>She only strokes her hair like that when she's nervous.
>>3751634FUCKING TECHNOLOGY
>>3751616Didn't see that board.So now I have a place to bitch. Interesting. I don't want just us to return to /co/ though. Maybe a /co/ Generals. Or something. I don't know.
>>3751580>>3751566I can get behind fully-round pone sometimes if it's done well. Her being as wide as she is long is a plus, nothing too much bigger than that. I could easily see myself behind her as she lies on her stomach, holding her helpless back hooves for leverage as I go at it.Something like this would be perfect though, just imagining how it would hang down low and being beneath her as she straddled you.
>>3751611>3DPDBut yeah, generally the belly size I'm after comes with ugly flabby limbs and fatface realistically.There's more than likely some maiesiophilic undertones in there for me, since I also am a big fan of cum inflation.
>>3751634This is MLP general.Simply because you post a picture of a pony doesn't give you leave to discuss whatever you want in the attached post.Thank you.
>>3751642>>3751634What are you fucks talkinga bout?
>>3751655http://www.prequeladventure.com/2012/08/2200/
>>3751653
>>3751616So we can officially redirect people to /q/ when this shit gets meta now? Sweet
>>3751653I wish people would say this more often.
>>3751651we all are.
Let's talk about how much we would want to bury our faces in Rarity's soft fur.
>>3751653What about that Grabbity Balls discussion?
>>3751677>implying it's not all sprayed up
>>3751640>As soon as dinner is done, she sequesters herself off in her room.>Oh well...she'll feel better come morning.>You head back to your own room and settle in with a book that you brought along.>The storm outside has really picked up, the sound of rain pattering against the window and the occasional distant rumble of thunder serving as your ambiance for the evening.>Hours pass as you turn page after page, enthralled in the book's narrative.>You let out a big yawn, rubbing your eye with one hand as you glance at the clock.>Shit, is it that late already? You'd better get to sleep soon if->Suddenly, a massive BOOM echoes throughout the house, as a blinding flash bathes the entire room in light.>As quickly as it had struck, the light vanishes...along with every other light in the house. >You find yourself enshrouded in total darkness.>Not a moment later, you hear a shriek coming from down the hall.>That was Diamond's voice...
>>3751653This is a hiatus. Forcing 24/7 pony discussion when there's next to nothing to talk about would be kinda sad.
>>3751677only if it's rump-fur.
>>3751673I say it all the time when we're not in the middle of a hiatus. At least it's /co/
>>3751677She's a fine horse, no doubt. But Applejack is the superior pony.Rarity is my second-favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbYYJF0c4VAwait for it
>>3751653Look, i am posting a pony.Observe it's pony like features.What magnificent creature that you can ride upon, and allow it to carry your equipment.Perhaps you want to feed it a carrot or a fish.
>>3751661I may not follow this, but that's impressive as fuck.
>>3751677I'd rather Apple
>>3751677I'd love to, but given the option I think I'd rather bury my face in some soft wings
>>3751691>>3751691>Forcing 24/7 pony discussion when there's next to nothing to talk about would be kinda sad.We couldjustlikenot have threadslikewe don't need these
>>3751690okay that's what I had, from here on out it's improvised
>>37516770/10 2nd best pony, would not bury my face
>>3751651Goddamn, everyone's my nigga tonight.
>>3751595If you don't like what you're seeing... change it.
>>3751709If I didn't love cadence, would she force me to?
>>3751670>implying moot cares that people here are bitching about farts or GG or whatever
>>3751677I'd rather Flutter
>>3751713If you fuck up we will delete you from the general.You will literally unexist.
>>3751690>Diamond Tiara>Scared of anythingThis isn't like my headcanon at all
>>3751710But I talk about ponies here still. I don't want to go to ponychan
>>3751719What are the equestrian laws on mind control magicdo they apply to cantdance
>>3751719she'd hypnotize you, if that's what you mean. just like the rest of the alicorns would do.
>>3751733diamond tiara sure is a sexy pony
>>3751719Yes.And you thought Chrysalis was evil.Cadence will fuck with your free will and force you to love her.Of course you love your princess.
>>3751651I'd agree with that. I likes em big
>>3751677nah
>>3751710Why are you here then? If there is something interesting and pony related to talk about, post it. If there isn't, come back when there is and don't complain.
>>3751733Please, even the hardest walls have a flaw in them.
>>3751647>>3751651>>3751715*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>3751735This raises the question of what kinds of magic are contraband. Was that want it need it spell Twilight used illegal?
>>3751738If I had something I really liked and didn't want to give her, would she make me fall in love with her and give her to her, and, after she takes it "regretfully" and meekly thanks me, break the spell?
>>3751744>tfw fetishes in the show>tfw still almost no porn
>>3751762>Break the spellNope, you're gonna love her 'till the day you die
>>3751758>Was that want it need it spell Twilight used illegal?try again.
>>3751758It was illegal as fuck.But Twilight gets to get away with shit like that because she is Celestias weapon.Spells that affect the free will of ponies is usually a capital crime.
>>3751772...?S-snarky. Are you, like...dumb?
>>3751770>Trixie will never mindrape you in to being her trusty assistant>You will never travel the land helping her impress crowds with her wild tricks
>>3751770>Candyass will never mindrape you
>>3751651I think I should just accept I'm attracted to the pregnant body but in a context where it's implied to be fat or chubby instead.Real fatties have dissapointingly flabby faces and arms.
>>3751783>>3751784>sequential posts
>>3751771>So she wouldn't rub it in my face that she could force me to do anything she wanted me to while I'm "under"?
>>3751758it seems to be legal.very few have this kinda thing so there's not really a reason to ban it.
>>3751789She wouldn't rub your face in the fact that you're under her power, that would just be rudealthough she might literally rub your face in it, if you catch my drift
>>3751783I like the "anon goes to trixie to get her to apologize and ends up sucking her off" from earlier better
wait a second when did lyra loves humans become mainstream
>>3751813I must have missed that one. Got a screencap? Or did this happen recently?
>>3751813>From earlierwhere
>>3751829
>>3751778>There is a wing of Starswirls library that Celestia has warded off.>He insisted on it being there, she allowed it, under the condition that it never see visitors.>Every bit of necromantic research he has ever done is in there.>He is the only one that can get in.
>>3751829slowpoke pls go fast
>>3751825I vaguely feel this way sometimes.I was going over the father/son theme in The Departed with a buddy when he interrupted me and says he just watches movies for fun
>>3751829Since ages. I don't remember whether it started on MLPG or not, but people draw art and that gets posted on tumblr/poni/derpibooru and gets reposted everywhere.This fandom is a surprisingly fast moving one. It doesn't take long for a concept to catch on.
>>3751848
>>3751848Would hug.
>>3751860wowthat's onecum-on-able tongue you've got there rainbow dash
>>3751690>After a moment of fumbling around in the darkness, you manage to scoop your phone up off your desk and flip it open.>The room is bathed in a pale blue light.>Better than nothing...>Your illumination in hand, you slip out of your room and half-sprint your way down the hall to Diamond's room.>Normally you don't barge into girls' rooms in the middle of the night, but...>You try the door.>It isn't locked.>Pushing the door open, you hesitantly make your way inside.>"Diamond?">You scan the room with your phone, its dull glow illuminating what looks like a simple bedroom.>"Diamond, you alright?">As you step further into the room, you finally spot her...curled up against the opposite wall.
>>3751788Sometimes you stumble across a holy grail of a girl.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq23uk
the ass was fat.
>>3751834I hadn't seen that before, thanks.
>>3751875you really don't need to spoiler each line individuallyI'm not even sure why you're spoiling it at all, this isn't even mildly pornographic
flyyy away now, flyyy away now, flyyy awayyyyyy
>>3751888because the power's outget it?
>>3751898NTSTS stop trying
>>3751887npIf you don't mind walls of greentext you might like this: http://pastebin.com/yCnZcAia
>>3751898That's actually rather clever
>>3751907at first i thought that was chrischan
>>3751907I wish they were a bit /fit/ter but unf
>>3751856>I was going over the father/son theme in The Departed with a buddy when he interrupted me and says he just watches movies for funWell I do too! But do you want to be a passive viewer who is just a sponge or do you want to think about an analyze what you view?
>>3751879>that threadGoddamn, she was skinny but the ass was fat.
>>3751876Sweet jumping jesus, I didn't think that body shape was possibleAll of my unf, to the edge of the universe and back
>>3751898Well shit, kick on the generator.
>>3751908Fuck, if they're going to be that long, just write an actual story.Not that I didn't enjoy various other long ass greentexts, but they could be so much better
>>3751876Yep, sometimes.I haven't seen all her videos yet. Should be good.
>>3751941I know right?My excuses are that I'm lazy and I wrote that months ago
>>3751941>tfw write greentext all the time and are too scared to actually make a real fic.I know I can do it and all, have all the tools.It's just, guh.
slowbeefslowbeefslowbeef
goddammit, more toys i have to buy.
>>3751876...unf
>>3751954Make addiction into an actual fic, and I'd immediately consider you my favorite writer.Just sayin
>>3751977>Spa pony set.>Only one spa pony.Looks sweet though!
>>3751977But all the toys suck.
>>3751977>Spa pony set.>Zecora.>In the Spa pony set....>Pinkie drags Zecora to the Ponyville spa.Yes, i know she has been in the spa before.
Any idea how often google scrapes the archive?And does anyone know if it gets full filenames or if they're cut off?I'm trying to dive for something that's about a week old and I'm not having any luck
>>3751985>Fatties>not largehuh?
>The back of the 3 piece pony sets.>Granny Smith looks younger, and has glasses....She looks cute.
>>3752009WELL NO SHITYOUNG GRANNY WAS IN AN EPISODEDYEWTS
>>3752001>Pinkie drags Zecora to the Ponyville spaOk, that needs to be written.
>>3752018No, she looks like they blended the young and old.Shes all hunched over and shit, but her face is smooth.
If your favorite pony begged for it would you do it?
>>3751893I need to get around to watching the dub.
>>3751980Just for you, I'll see what I can doDon't expect it anytime soon
TFW Princess Celestia calls Twilight Sparkle, "My Little Pony."
guys im going to beddon't be interesting while i'm gone
>>3752048>mfw Cheerilee calls her students "my little ponies"
>>3752048Fucking fanpandering.
>>3752048Filtered. Reported. Get that reddit meme shit out of here.
>>3752042the dub is really really goodthe tissue episode is a million times better in the dub.its just pun after pun after punevery single line for the entire episode
>>3752060Yeah, cool, I gues?
>>3751875>She lifts her head and looks up at you, her eyes wide with fright.>Even in this low lighting, you can tell that she's trembling.>"...Diamond, are you oka-">You're cut off as she suddenly scampers over to you, throwing her arms around your shoulders and clinging to you with all her might.>The movement is so sudden that you almost drop your phone.>You find yourself at a complete loss, standing frozen there like an idiot for a few moments while you feel her tremble and quake in fright against you.>Then, after a moment's hesitation, you allow your arms to slowly slip around her waist and return the gesture.>She'd better not yell at you for this when this is over...
Anyone feel like watching Tron: Legacy or Indie Game: The Movie?
>>3752083Is Tron any good?I never saw it, so I guess I'd tune in
>>3752041>assisted suicide
>>3752076>>3752076>Tropical area.>This shit is going to happen all the time.Yesssss
>>3752085The cartoon is better.It's THAT bad.
>>3752085I really liked it. And you've never seen Tron or Tron 2? Because I have both.
>>3752085it's okay, considering what it is.
>>3752076I hate you for all these feels with worst small pone
>>3752085Decent movie, amazing soundtrack.
>>3752073As a guy who likes to watch only subs, the dub for PSG was surprisingly good. The only iffy thing was Stocking's voice. Everything else was spot on for the most part
>>3752089If you were a quadriplegic would you ask for your favorite pony to end your life?
>>3752089Would you ease your favorite pony's transition into the next world at their request?
>>3752089>Pinkie giggled at how her voice sounded under the helium.>She sung a high pitched song as she drifted off.>Eventually she stopped breathing.
>>3752107But she isn't a pone.
>>3752107Why would you say 'worst' when you're referring to the best young horse?That's quite a mistake to make
>>3752073>>3752111>>3752042Oh god there's a dub?I realise this is the fate of most popular anime, but I'm still shocked every time.
>Still no humanized DT.
>>3749601>>3749576>S4>Long lost mother of Celestia shows up>Voice by Lauren Faust
>>3752128It wasn't a mistake
>>3752143>you will never be kidnapped and raped by DT>you will never spend the rest of your life in her dungeon, a toy for her or choice members of her staff whenever they want
If you're pony waifu was dead set on getting a sex change, would you let her? It wouldn't be a perfect one, he/she would look like an obvious transvetite
>>3752159No
>>3752157See, this is what I'm looking for when I read a DT feel
>>3752159No. Dropped.
>>3752130The box set came out a couple weeks ago.There's also a couple teasers on Funimation's youtube channel.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3752159It's her body and I have no right to tell what she can and can't do.
>>3752194And that's why he loves you so much.
>>3752076>Another thunderclap sounds outside, making her flinch against you as she lets out a quiet whimper.>You slowly stroke her back, speaking in the gentlest tone you can muster.>"Easy...easy...it was just some lightning that knocked out the-">At that moment, the lights flicker back on, filling the room with cozy light.>"...Power.">At that moment, Filthy Rich darts in, clad in a fancy-looking bathrobe.>"Diamond! Sweetie, are you-?!">He pauses as he sees the two of you.>You both stare right back at him, frozen in place like a pair of deer in headlights.>"...I guess you are," he says with a light-hearted chuckle.
>>3752191you take that back, anonymous
What level are you MLPG?wingfags need not apply
>>3751440>"This pie is delicious! You HAVE to try some!">"It's... like ninety-five percent breadcrumbs...">"That's why it's delicious!"
>>3752209B-b-b-b-b-b-busted!
>>3752224Huh, normally on this chart I'm a 2 or 3, but since she loses her arms I'm going to have to draw the line at 1
>>37522246
>>3752224I don't really like birds in general, especially beaks.2If it were a horse, or really anything else? The answer would be different.
>>3752225Where is the Twilight and Dipper with checklists?
>>3752224This reminds me of a story I read as a kid. This guy and his pet dog go to a tropical island or something, and start turning into birds. It's all great and peaceful and shit but they don't want to be birds forever so they have to escape. Then they do.I wish I remembered what it was called.
>>3752209Now I get it. The spoilers were to underline the fact that the power had gone out.Nice job anon, that definately made me feel like I was swimming in an ocean of sweetie belles
>>3752225Whats the other five percent?
Okay MLPGwhat laptop do you havein be fore poorfags without loppytoppies.Pic related, become jelly incarnate.
>>3752251The crust.
>>37522241
>>3752242Sorry - I'll have to give you a rain-check on that.I think I should turn in for the night.
>>3752225>dat amazingly detailed pieso like
>>3752252I've got a Dell D830, but I don't really use it because the battery doesn't hold a charge and my desktop has a delicious mechanical keyboard.Why?
>>3752252MacBook Pro
>>3752224all of them.
How does MLPG feel about obvious pony references in their vidya?
>>3752264No prob.Glad to see you arting again, and not dwelling on...that earlier shit.
>>3752252
>>3752224Monster Girl Quest bumped me to 3.That skirt looks terrible on her.
>>3752275I don't mind that sort of thingIf it gets obnoxious, its terrible, but the same can be said for any references I guess.
>>3752275I'm fine with it.Companies are allowed to play with pop culture and shit.
>>3752282forgot to addnot jelly
>>3752275Whatever.
>Laptops.Pfft.N-not like I wanted to clean my desk or anything!
>>37522242
>>3752287>>3752292Other than the names there isn't anything else that hints at the show.
>>37522241 is so hnnn. Those cute wings.
>>3752224Before today I would have said I'm definitely level 2, but after seeing Apple's Gilda sketches earlier I think I'm starting to hover in between 2 and 3.
>>3752252Dell Vostro 1500, ~5 years old but keeps up with my gaming habits. It's a refurbished unit with an nVidia Geforce 8600 and Intel Core 2 Duo, upgraded it to 4GB RAM (though it's still running Windows XP). Not top of the line but it holds well enough for the things I do. Just this year the keyboard started becoming inoperable due to wear and tear (fucking rubber dome plungers), thankfully I had some old USB keyboards from previous desktops to use with it. I'm afraid I'll be moving on to a desktop soon enough, though. I do miss writing while on road trips or in cafes.
>>3752302Delicious harpies
>>3752209>You both blush, as Diamond half-shoves herself away from you.>A servant arrives in short order to report the situation to Filthy Rich. >Apparently a stray bolt of lightning had knocked out the power to the mansion. Fortunately, the emergency generator is up and running. They will have plenty of power to last them until morning.>After dismissing the servant, Filthy Rich decies to retire back to his room.>On the way out, he gives the two of you one last glance.>"You two should get to bed soon too. Remember: the servants still make patrols, so if you do anything bad, they'll knooow~">"Daddy!" Diamond cries.>You can hear his laughing fade away as he disappears back to his own room.>Leaving the two of you alone again.
>>3752303And nightmare, to round it out.
>>3752224Maybe 3 but definitely not any higher
>>3752286God, that Harpy Queen. that entire level. a significant amount of my unfs.
>>3752276Shut up, sentenal
>>3752322>Elven.Poor NMM, has to be the shit race.
>>3752322What are these from, just out of curiosity?
>>3752331Shut up, Ross.
>>3752322>>3752303>Celestia, Brightest Star of Day>Nightmare, the Fallen Moon...Those actually sound pretty cool...
>>3752335Shut up, Leth.
>>3752252desktop here
>>3752339Shut up, Faceless.
>>3752332I know right? Would have been cooler as a drow weapon.>>3752333DDO
Got an axe here... good for killing Foresworn.
Alright, Tron stream starting.http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
>there will never be a villain who refers to the ponies solely by the elements they bear
>>3752337Too bad the raid you get them from is bugged to fuck.
>>3752344>>3752339>>3752335>>3752331Now, now, girls, you're ALL equally pretty.Except you, Ross. You're ugly inside and out.
>>3752344>You will never circlejerk enough to have someone tell you to shut up when you're in anonymous mode
>>3752348How is DDO for f2p?I know it has some sort of system with seals or something, can you get a decent experience without giving them money?
>>3752331>Getting called Sentinel.Ouch.
>>3752359It's a good feel, isn't it?
>>3752359Shut up, Scherzo.
Here's a coloring before I go to bed.
>>3752370and here's flats because the lighting is most likely terrible.
>>3752370>Chrysalis' horn puncturing discord's snouthahagreat work as always, slo
>>3752370pftahhaah you are awesome.
>>3752362Well, you get points for reaching favor milestones. I actually got my first pack completely free for just playing. If you don't buy anything though, it gets a little tough around the early teens onward to 20.
>>3752359Thankfully my disguise is foolproof.FOOLPROOF I SAY!
>>3752375>the illustrious Adam
>Start to see "patrician tier" being used seriously on /mu/ and /tv/That didn't take long. Why can't semi-serious jokes just stay as that? Remember "brony"?
>>3752364toxic mario does it again!
>>3752370I wouldn't be able to resist a threesome with Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis.Sorry Screwball
>>375237010/10.
>>3752393I would. Chrysalis is disgusting.
>>3752402She wouldn't have to be bugmode if it really bothers you that much
>>3752393>snuggle with lunasplotchbutt quest needs to get here faster.
>>3752402No she isn't.
>>3752402No one has ever been as wrong as you have just been, anon.
>>3752392
>>3752411>those legs>those titsDefinitely needs some work.
>Liking bugs.
>>3752411>bothers>not bugsDo you even pun?She can change her form all she like but she's still a mutant.
>>3752426The only good bug is a moth.
>>3752426>fuckhuge spiders>not biting youDogs can smell fear, but do spiders? I don't trust anyone telling me that they don't fucking bite.
>>3752425Better?She be anything, you know?
>>3752433Inb4 antimoth anon expresses his distaste for moths.
>>3752435The big ones are actually really timid. They're more likely to run than bite you.
>>3752435Not sure but that beetle on her head reminds me of the pet hermit crab I used to have. He loved crawling up and sitting on my head.
>>3752433>>3752426>mothsdaw fuck I love you guys
>>3752443Do I have to choose? Cause I choose Splotchy butt.
>>3752443>wake up in front of all these pone buttsWhat do guys?Correct answer: nothing, this will make them want you more.
>>3752433Thousand leggers are nice too, they're like mini exterminators.
>>3752439>Missing her stomachDear God I'd be horrified if I saw that in real life. Just give up. You'll never find any art of Chrysalis that I'll like.
>>3752426That moth looks like a sugarglider
>>3752443>your Queens require your worship...
>not liking chrysalisThat's pretty dangerous, anons.
>>3752321>The two of you exchange glances.>"...Well.">Diamond brushes a lock of hair from her eyes, regaining her usual haughty composure.>"I'm glad THAT'S over.">She makes her way over to her bed. For the first time, you notice the pink nightgown she's wearing.>"You heard daddy. We should-">"Don't give me any of that.">She freezes in place and looks over her shoulder at you.>"You've been acting strange all day, ever since we saw those clouds out at the beach. And now this? There's something wrong. You'd have to be an idiot not to see that.">She grits her teeth, turning her head away.>"It's none of your business.">"It turned you into a shivering mess. To me, that seems like some pretty big business.">"...">"What, are you afraid of storms or something?">"No!">She turns to face you, an indignant look on her face.>"No, I'm not! Don't get weird ideas in your head about me! It's...">Her voice fades out as she averts her eyes.>"It's not that.">"So then what is it?">"...It's stupid.">"I'M stupid.">She looks over at you.>You give her a big stupid smile.>"...">She lets out a sigh.>"...Fine."
>>3752465they've got it.
>>3752435My tarantula is the size of my hand and she is fine as long as, as said, you don't do anything to startle her.You stay still and if she walks to one end of your hand, or where you don't want her, you gently place a hand in front of her and she will crawl on it.All in all you are a nice warm thing to walk on to them.
>>3752462She can take any form, eventually she'll hit something you like.She knows you hate that shirt
>>3752460>get up>brush teeth>have shower>have a bowl of muesli and an orange>go out>beautiful day>sit on grass with book and my laptopWhat a lovely day
>>3752451I'm not even trying to make an overused joke here, but can you keep a moth as a pet?
>>3752461I have to admit the way their legs move are pretty cool. It's so weird. I love bugs. I love fangs. I love unique eyes and slit eyes. But I hate Chrysalis.
>>3752478Why would anyone have a pet spider when they could have a nice snake instead?reptiles4life
>>3752470Oh trust me, I know. It's actually the subject of a fic I'm working on.
>>3752470
>>3752479Unfortunately I'm an extremely stubborn person so even if she did find something I like I'd never admit it.
>>3752495Because when I first got her, I was in a house where no snakes were allowed at all.Now I am stuck with an 8 legged parrot.
>>3752495>reptiles>not enjoying a nice cold house sheep for your aching feet
>>3752462we'll score a hit eventually.
>>3752495Dude. Dude. Dude. I love reptiles too. Their eyes, man. Their fucking eyes. I love their eyes. I love my leopard gecko.
Guys, stop posting so many cute animals, you're making me smile!
>>3752502She could tell, there are some reactions you can't hide.
>>3752515
>>3752517>those eyesI lose my shit every time.
>>3752517>Stumbling around in the dark>Smack Chrysalis in the back of the head to make her eyes glow"Thanks."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4k_Ya4n6w&feature=related
We cute monster girls and moths now?
>>3752516>Not a deer.>Not listening to them as they lay down as your feet rest on them."AAAAAAAAAAH"
>>3752508>sheep>not a goatbro>>3752530i guess that would make her a fleshlight
>>3752520ALWAYS FLUTTERFLUFF, ALWAYS A BAD TIME
>>3752530>She smacks you in the back of the head.>Everything goes dark.>"...Anon?"
>>3752509>actual humansIts like you haven't even ruined yourself by letting the internet set unattainable standards
>>3752537
>>3752414Moonpone quest continues Friday, right?
>>3752545
>>3752517Funny. I think Cheeselegs is annoying as fuck, but NMM is a-ok.
>>3752550>You never wake up from the coma
>>3752476>Her father has had this mansion on this island since before she can remember.>He would often take Diamond there during his vacation time, dating all the way back to when she was a little girl.>Sometimes on stormy evenings, he would tease her by telling her ghost stories about evil spirits living in the woods surrounding the mansion.>Those stories had always terrified her as a little girl. She wouldn't be able to sleep at all on stormy nights, demanding that a butler stay at her bedside until she could get to sleep.>Even today, long after she'd grown out of such childish notions as ghosts or evil spirits, stormy nights at the summer mansion still make her skin crawl.>Finishing her story, Diamond glances up at you from her seat at the side of her bed.>"See? I told you. It's stupid."
Utter crushing lonliness is hitting me now. Hard too.What do?
>>3752517I think you underestimate my power of hiding emotions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhsCp5HgxSk&feature=player_embedded
>>3752571>Sometimes you awaken from the dream to find yourself in a warm green void>You usually fall back in to sleep pretty quickly though
>>3752573Know that you are not alone.
anyone have that picture from lil miss jay's webcam?
>>3752573Pony tulpaYou'll never be lonely again!
>>3752579Great. She knocks me out and sticks me in her vagoo? What a bitch.
>>3752584That wasn't a real picture of him.
>>3752595but the popcan was in a later webcam when he was fucking around with a puppet.
>>3752552i like almost everything, and almost everyone. and besides, i can wait til we have full-immersion VR to act on my fantasies and unrealistic expectations.
>>3752588It's called the fun chamber and you should be honored that you were allowed inYou'll emerge so much more than you were before.
>>3751876>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq23ukSweet Jesus, I didn't even know I had this fetish.
>>3752585That's for fantasy prone people and schizophrenics.>>3752582>Know that you are not alone.Feels like it. I try to make friends and it never works.
>>3752602>You emerge as I FUCKING LOVE SWARMING Changeling's twin.>The one who has to work with him groans as you both loose your shit about swarming.
>>3752602>HonoredI'd be mortified if I ended up in there. Disgusting mutant.
>>3752615I can't post my "SO HAPPY" Changeling picture. ;_;
>>3752613Do you work?Every try to talk to your co-workers?
>>3752623I know, I tried too.I had to change my post to allow a image less post.
>>3752602I'd rather cut my own head off.
>>3752613Do you have any hobbies ?
>>3752617You wouldn't have a choice
>>3752627Anxiety and fears prevent me from working. I just hide in my room scared of anything new.
MODERN EQUINE>>3752631>>3752631>>3752631>>3752631
>>3752634This Anon. This Anon right here knows what's what. I don't know who you are but you have my respect.
>>3752602a boy, she can make a man. a man, she can make a king.a king... she could make a God.
>>3752642General or social anxiety ?
>>3752636No.
