Previously on MLPG:>>3741360Now be chill
>>3743876Homer plspls
>dat fresh smell of new horse
Does MLPG have a girlfriend?
>wings
>>3743867chill is my middle name well not really
why is chiliemac so good MLPG?
>rape
>>3743727>Dash is already doing several reps with her new gift, she knows exactly what it's for>"I already had some weights, but it's the idea that counts I guess. Thanks anon.">You don't have it in you to explain that she's lifting a CD player and headphones
Gender=/=sexShipping=AutismNightime MLPG < Daytime MLPG
NIGHT THREAD?I LOVE THIS IDEA.
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>>3743901Cool, cool
>>3743872Klondike, what the fuck did you do?
>>3743894>chiliemac
Hello my name is Anonymous and I will be your shit poster this evening.
should cluck be a sexy word? no, right? what the fuck
>>3743886>tfw no GF
>>3743901FPK had pro-christian, anti scientific undertones
>>3743922nice start
>>3743901Suck it consolefags! Uncut > CutChristians: 1Athiests: 0OK Computer is clearly the superior album.
>>3743919SPAM CTRL V ERRDAY
>>3743923Maybe if you're fucking a hen or something.
>>3743897Now give Gilda a shake weight.
>>3743886But that would be cheating on my waifu.
>>3743923C-Cluck!
>>3743938Derpy was an offense to mentally disabled people
>>3743886Does anyone have the Rapelay edit of that picture?
>>3743926I know that feel
>>3743957Why isn't your waifu your girlfriend?
>>3743926Time for Sweater Town...
>>3743926Where the hell is the fucking episode?
>>3743886No, because I'm gay>tfw no bf
>>3743886I am the girlfriend
>>3743940>OK Computer is clearly the superior albumsaythattomyfacefuckernotonlineseewhathappens.jpg
>>3743920chili mac, i cant spell because i am the dumb
What would Leafie name you?
>>3743940Gender and temperature are completely different, Anon!
>>3743926>tfw never had a gfatleast I have you guys, right?
>>3743977Gaaaaaayyy
>>3743886off in another state
>>3743977I-I could be your boyfriend~If I wasn't straight
>>3743976I wish I knew
>>3743886
>>3743976Soon, fellow Faller
>>3743940And finally, Arctic Ocean is the wettest ocean
>>3743977Faggot.I want you in my bed tonight.
>>3743923I like the word rut
>>3743994I don't have a girlfriend but I don't do that.
>>3743993when is gravity falls coming back
I think I'm going to push this one last time. Want to run new quest, but need player input for create your own player character. Already have female pegasus slightly older then the mane 6, but need a little more and want the character done before I even think about starting.If anyone wants, I'll do some in ded horse, assuming no one is using it
>>3743987Are you implying you'd be a slutmare for us?
>>3744017stop spamming your bullshit you fucking faggot
>>3743671
>>3744016This friday apparently.
Would you a trap panka?
>>3744015Why? Your own dick is not good enough for you, ungrateful asshole?
>>3744008i will rut your butt until i bust a nut but only if you're uncut you mutt slut
Okay I'm going to try this again. Earlier I was tired or drunk or something and I just couldn't drawGive me something to draw
>>3743977>tfw forever closetedI'd lose friends and family if I came out unfortunately. Fuck the south.
>>3743984Anon pls, I just recovered from the >feels
>>3743886It's been three or so years since I've had a girlfriend.
we ded?
>>3744041IF YOU'D GET ON FUCKING TEGAKI MESSENGER I'D GIVE YOU SHIT TO DRAW ALL DAY YOU COMMIE PINKO
>>3744041Ponies as black stereotypes
>>3744039My dick belongs in females. Not my mouth.
>>3744006Well, calling me a faggot is definitely a good way to start
>>3743984;_;
>>3744041Pinkie with a keyblade.
>people shipping unironicallyWha
>>3744029>chase your dreams>go liftYou have some pretty shitty dreams anon
>>3743949>>3743961this fucker >>3743795>>3744008I do too. especially followed by the word me
>>3744017Reposting.Each of the current, healthy quests have something going for them. Renne and miLes have fast, quality pictures to go with their posts, and Aspirant has some serious good writing. But all three of them have the dedication to go with their quests. I'll support yours if you are dedicated to it, even if you feel no one is responding.
>>3744041the picture at the end with the mane 6 in a rollercoaster.
>>3744041Sparkler riding a roller coaster looking pessimistic.
>>3743897>you personally hand Rarity her gift which you spent some time wrapping, quite lavishly>Her eyes grow large at the sight of the package and she hugs and thanks you generously before setting the package aside>"This is gorgeous, I'll put it next to my best designs"
>>3744041Caramel being beta and dropping his spaghetti
>>3744042I wonder if it's any harder coming out as bisexual.
>>3744041Pinkie being Pie
>MFW I got to see the new episode of GF early
>>3744072stop being me
>>3744048I don't need your weeaboo messaging service
>>3744087Episode of what?
>>3744092klondike I've been drawing and sending diamond dogs all day and you won't evenfineI see how it isour friendship means nothing to youi'll go hang out with rose then she'll draw diamond dogs with me
>>3744023d-do you w-want me to?
>>3744048I went to play games so I turned it off and then I fell asleep. Sorry GLUE
>>3744104Gravity Falls
>>3744106GG I'd be your friend but I don't want to install msn for you
I could really go for a good masturbate right now.
>>3744118Me too. We could masturbate together.
>>3744090No.
>>3744118i could go for a good hot monkey dicking right now
>check Jessy's tumblr>she reblogged something Flak drewHave you guys seen that new comic he's doing? I haven't been here at this time for a long while
>>3744118to a non pony source I hope
>>3744118Yep, bro. Hell, I'd just sit there on a chill evening with you and open a nice can of Masturbate.
>>3744132He was here yesterday.
>>3744132>checking out Jessys tumblrCreepy stalker fuck.
>>3744092Congrats Anon now GG hates me
>>3744106>GG/Klondike ship is no moreWhy ;_;?
>>3743237>>3743291>>3743804So how would the deer be governed?I like thinking they're somewhere between a Celtic tribal system where each village governs itself by way of a chieftain and a few village elders, and a clan-system.
>>3744085people don't fucking understand, it is frustrating. as long as I like girls it's all cool
>>3744146Am I not allowed to follow art tumblrs anymore? Palette is nice to look at
>>3744138No, I'm going to masturbate to imagining that I'm impregnating the main six or something.
>>3744118Me too, but I haven't even gotten an erection in a week.
>>3744160Anon is just being stupid
>>3744151No Klondike, I want to make sweet sweet love to you in my $6,000 diamond dog costume.
>>3744161You could impregnate me, anonI mean, i-if you want to, that is...
>>3744160>Palette is nice to look atI bet you think so. I bet you masturbate to her you sick fuck.
>>3744157Tribal system seems to fit them.They have small villages scattered around, and overall have good relationships between villages, trading goods with one another and stories.
>>3744074>5 ponies down, 1 to go. But you can't seem to find your gift for AJ>You look frantically for it, before AJ approaches you after noticing your worried look>you turn to apologize as she grabs you in a warm apple hug>"Thanks for the great day, anon, I really appreciated it."
>>3744169wtf, you disfunctional or something?
>applejack wearing a chastity belt>but it only covers her vaginawoah nowI like this idea
>>3744171
>>3744160she doesn't even draw as much as she reblogs dumb shit
>>3744176I never turn down a fertile womb.
>>3744176>tfw impregnation fetish
Reeeeeed Ribbon
>>3744211CoC.avi
>>3744194shit man, I dunno. I'm kinda just rollin with it though.
>>3744216
>>3744210I don't mind, she reblogged and let me see Flak's thing. It looks good, and I'm glad for him that it's popular already
>>3744216Awfulest OC ever.
>>3744216Squelch
What day is that everfree con?
>>3744204Poor Rarity
>>3744216LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL
>>3744161>pony screaming for your seed>in an outfitokay I'm set
>>3744216red rover, red rover, send Anonymous right over
FUCK YEAH HORSESPOST EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
>>3744233
>>3744216Yum!
>>3744204Klondike's secret drawing weaknesschairs
>>3744264>secretNot so secret anon
>>3744243Red Ribbon quest when?
>>3744255But anon, they're always hot.
>>3744280
It's just not the same...
GIB ME THE CHEEEEEEEEESE
>>3744192>>3744074Did you guys even like these at all?
>>3744296>you>tasteChoose one
>>3744300no, i dont want that
>>3744280>hug too hard>she lets out a little poot
>>3744304Yes I like everything in the general
>>3744304I thought they were cute
>>3744314Aw yiss, nighttime!
>>3744314NONONOTHAT'S NOT HOW FLATUATION WORKS
>>3744216https://www.dropbox.com/sh/oyai7tokuk74jod/F68Px3AeZE#/
romanceis liking romance the same as liking shipping?
>>3744304Never stop posting anon
>>3744304Yes.Give Gilda a shake weight.Have her start to use it and realize what it looks like.
>>3744338two entirely different feelings
>>3744280>>3744314>Her belly is that big because of gasBetter get crackin' It's gonna be a long smelly night
>>3744304They were kawaii as fuck. Now we need someone to cap them.
>>3744354Need more facesitting.
>tfw people try to talk to you on steam or skype and you just don't respond
>>3744304Yes you bitch, I was waiting for more and they disappeared.
>>3744338The fuck am I looking at?
>>3744315i remember reading this story where a kid ties a string to his house key to pull a trick where he swallows it and pulls it out, he fucked up and ended up swallowing it, so they have him shit in a container, and search through his shit to find the keythis describes mlpg perfectly
Fuck this terrible OC.Fuck this terrible thread.Fuck this terrible fetish.I'm draw.
>>3744372But that's all of the main ponies
>>3744354how do you stop pony from smelling?kill anon so he can stop pushing his disgusting fart fetish on everyone
>>3744371I know that feel>maybe they'll just think I'm afk
>>3744329You guys always seem to have a gas with all these pony fart stuff
>>3744337oh wow! I've been gone I've never seen any of this. LK made her?
>>3744337>LKWhatWhen did this happen
SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK SPARK
>>3744338>snowballingOuch, right in the fetish
>>3744394
>>3744384joey pigza swallowed the key
>>3744388You only did 3. Plus, you did Applejack. She's not a main pony.
>>3744395>>3744396What?LK didn't make her, some person did.
hy faggtz, just me chilln in my mothafuckin office, drawwing shit and bein godits that tiem again. suk my dik ahrd enough and you can swallo my holy load fagfucks. gib me all the rquests and i might just ruby quest or some other gay shit with ya'll later what shall god draw for you guays 2nite?
>>3744411>joey pigza The scissors he uses are too small, and it hurts his hand, so he sneaks into his teacher's desk and takes the sharper, bigger scissors. He trips over his bunny slippers and cuts the tip off a girl's nose. Blood drips everywhere and she is put in an ambulance and rushed to the hospital.what the fuck
>>3744390>Abloo bloo bloo! I can't ignore fetishes I don't like! Stop forcing me to look at it
Odd: Masturbate all nightEven: Write fanfiction
>>3743886Nope.
>>3744464Dammit.
>>3744395>>3744439RedIV made her. She started visiting the general recently
>>3744342>Gilda grabs the Shake weight you gifted her, a little perplexed>She holds it up to her ear and shakes it>Grinning she keeps shaking it, faster and faster realizing what it's for>She's holding it with both talons now shaking it furiously as you barely contain your laughter
>>3744392>tfw status is always away
>>3744446its about a kid "struggling: with ADHD
>>3744237Anyone?
>>3744440> just me chilln in my mothafuckin officefucking fake as helleveryone noes glitterglu is unemployed and living in a rented out basement
>>3744464odd: draweven: watch videosrepeating: mlpgs choice
>>3744338>here, you take it sweetie>splormmmmbthlolalso dem freckles
>>3744439I wasn't even implying that.I just don't remember him drawing red ribbon.
>>3744371At least people talk to you. I've got a bunch who don't talk or respond to game invites or nothin'.I wonder why they wanted on my friends list in the first place.
>>3744426I did all 6, 3 were just in the previous thread.
>>3744395>>3744396no.. LK did not make her, Revadiva did not make her, I made herI am redintravenous>>3744280maybe somedayokay its time to draw
>>3744440Wow, you're really dedicated.
>>3744502hey fuck you faggot i can live whereve the fuck i want to my boss dun give a flying fucking shit you queer bitch
>>3744464Maybe I can do one and then the other
>>3744451>I don't have any respect for anyone so I'm gonna to shit up pony threads with fetishes when they can be taken to /d/
DID SOMEODY SAY TERRIBLE OC?
>>3744502>jokes on them i was only pretending
>>3744440>Weaver comes in here and takes requests, drawing what people want to see drawnWow, you're right, what a faggot, who does he think he is, taking requests?
1-4 keep browsing mlpg5-9 fap0 kill self
>>3744484>"Man this thing is awesome!">"Why are you laughing so much?"
>>3744472flak draw background ponaepls
>>3744446those books were nightmare fuel
>>3744440Is that a stain or a shadow on his knee?
Even: PonyOdd: PonyDouble: Pony in the pissTrips: Kill Self after pony
1-7 eat clam chowder8-9 stab myself to death on LiveStream for MLPG
>>3744535cum the fuk oin you gay shitwad thats not a fuckn requst unlss u wnt me to fuckn draw u suckin and fuckn yor dads gay cock lik the faggot cunt shitter u arcan u evn fuckn read gaylord?
>>3744559That's not his knee, that's his raging boner.
Anymore deer for tonight?
>>3744531you sure did
>>37445361-3 Pone on4-6 Fap7-9 Work on Fic0 More Justice LeagueDubs+ MLPG's Choice. First reply.
>>3744528So are fetishes officially banned from MLPG now? Oh joyous day!
>>3744536Looks like someone's doin some meat slappin tonight.
>>3744478>>3744464What you gonna do?
>>3744519Again, I was not implying that.
>>3744559thaz my fuckn cok u gaywad stop lookn unles ur gonna fuck it u shitspinning cuntstain
so how is everyone doing tonight?
>>3744567I don't even understand what the parody is supposed to be. GG doesn't talk like this, doesn't type like this, and doesn't insult people like this. This is the drawhore version of making an entirely new pony and drawing them to look like Rarity.
>>3744575>hobo>a terrible OCtake a load of this faggot.
>>3744601I just finished making a shitty youtube video
>>3744527Nope, it's impossible to do both. When I masturbate I lose all passion to write. I can only write while horny.
>>3744601Bad.
>>3744571Eh probably not.
>>3744606if you got something to say you better say it
>>3744601Drawing!
>>3744591ohyou worded it kinda weird thensorrybut yeah, he doodled her for.. like.. my birthday or something? I forgethe doesn't post enough
>>3744601bored, Yahtzeeanon
>>3744605bich wut hte fuck is yor goddm prbolem? im not askn for ur fuckin fairy tears on muh dick you fke piece of fuckin hobosexual trash jus gib me a fuckn request goddamn stop hating me oy fuckn gay niggerJEALOUS MUCH JESUS CALM THE FUCK DOWN GAYWAD
>>3744601Not chill, that's for sure
>>3744601Doing okay, watching someone play some dk64.
>>3744621Write first, then masturbate to your writes?
Even:Keep on MLPGOdd: Go to bed0: MasturbateDoubles: Smash my computerTriples: Kill self
>>3744643do what I do when I get bored. go for a run
>>3744621>That feelI know it all too well. And I don't even write fapfics.
>>3744605>>3744644It would make just as much sense for him to call himself Rose, or SB, or Apple. The only name that would even be remotely accurate for this type of posting would be Ross.
>>3744660I'm not Ross.
>>3744528See the problem with that is I don't think that way. I scroll past fetish shit I don't like and talk about fetish shit I do like. Simple as that.
>>3744601fairly good, drawing and my squiggles and circles are starting to look more like ponies
>>3744653G'night anon.[1]
>>3744528You don't like it, scroll past it.
>>3744655It's too dark to run
>>3744653Good night anon
>>3744601I realized I have played WoT all day.And I'm still playing, for apparently no reason.
>>3744691>not owning night vision goggles
I should set my bed on fire...
>>3744484>Sweetie is literally jumping up and down in anticipation as you hand her your gift>She opens it to find several bolts of fine colorful fabric>Smiling down at her you explain it's so she can make more costumes>she leans in and hugs your leg, "you really think I can make outfits like Rarity?"
>>3744675Doesn't change the fact that fetish shit IS here though.
>>3744691good point.download victoria II or europa III and kill and hour
>>3744713Only if you like your bed toasty
>>3744691>not getting raped and murdered during your nightly runCasual
>>3744673So at last the truth comes out.
>>3744644>>3744673>tfw I think this is some elaborate troll put forth by GG himself or some other tripfag and GG is in on itI just hate to think that there is an anon who is actually this rectum ragnaroked over GG.
>>3744707its not about me seeing where i'm goingits about the cars seeing ME
>>3744706you got a B1 or B2?Its been forever since my last 3-man Char group
>>3744706I know that feel anonSometimes I hear things like ENEMY HIT out of the blue, when I'm not even playing. I have a problem.
>>3744715well, at least now she won't ruin RARITY'S fabric...
>>3744732run on the sidewalk?
>>3744713Think bigger.Let's set this whole fucked up world on fire
>>3744737>>3744706we should make a platoonwhat tanks you got
>>3744713
>>3744691where do you live that you cant run at night?
>>3744716It's hiatus and creeping into a night thread. Once season 3 starts up this level of fetish shit will hopefully die down.
>>3744732>Not owning an LED laced track suit
>>3744731I'm not in on it and I don't even really understand it
>>3744713Reginald plspls
>>3744752my favorite one
>>3744742if there was one, that would be a great idea
>>3744725>living in equestria>night time>"well, this isn't anything like my world, I don't think I'll get mugged or anything">get jumped and savagely raped by ponies
>>3744715Haha, no Sweetie. Of course not. That's what I got the cheaper fabric, because we know you will screw up. But at least it will keep you busy so you will stay out of the adults' hair for a while.
>>3744771>no sidewalkDo you live in Indonesia or some shit?
>>3744726thats right fcukwad im nt ross im intrent selecbrity GG an im jus fuckn tryn to drw fr you fuckn smegma ladn asshoes an evryon is gibn me a hrd temI thnk im going to check on my DED BORTHER and GET EVITCTD n c how u all lyk me thn you fckrs fuck this shi im so goddan mad i cn t evn type right na
>>3744734World of Tanks, anon.>>3744751M18M4Pz III/IVA-20T-28SU-76I'm grinding for the next cannon on the M18 and M4.
>>3744777That doesnt sound very human-like.
>tfw drawing and everything comes out wrong
>>3744764he started doing this when you werent even here. someone just mentioned you and he went full autism
>>3744764So you're confirming that it's just someone who is really really mad at you for no discernible reason?Oh god why? That's just too autistic for me.
>>3744755He obviously lives out in the woods, far away from civilization.You want that poor Anon to go out and run through the woods? There are bears out there.
>>3744782wait please, dont go yetgive me your paypal account namei want to send you $4000
>>3744764>implying this isn't Glitter Glue and it's still the other fuckerSeriously, just fuck off.
>>3744777>get jumped and savagely raped by poniesWhat kind of sad excuse of a human are you?RAPE AND PILLAGERAPE AND PILLAAAAGE
>>3744781noif i did, IT WOULDN'T BE SO DARK
I've never created a pony outside of that shit one I did for NTSTS half a year ago. Hopefully this'll lead down the right path with time.
>>3744791M26 Pershing, M4A2E4, M10 Wolverine, Pzkpfw 38H735(f), PzKpfw III, Pzkpfw B2, PzKpfw V/IV, VK1602 Leopard, VK3601H, Panther, Lowe, T-34-85, IS-3, AMX ECM
>>3744777>Implying I would let them overpower meI'm twice their size.
>>3744715>you sit and watch as Sweetie literally plays in her new fabrics>suddenly you feel a small tug at the back of your shirt>you turn around and look down to 2 large eyes staring up at you>"Didn't ya get me anything?"
>>3744826still to this day the hottest thing the fandom has ever created.
>>3744826I'd pull that buttplug out and let her gush that sweet cola all over me.
>>3744820fnnly som1 wit sum fuckn commn sexnseim ovr at glittarglug@aol.com u cn sen me mohny an I'll pt it 2 gud use makin comic and givn boner to u 4evergiv me mohny ples
>>3744844>respond "did you get me something">bloom quietly stares>kick her in her bitch ass, greedy face>fuck these ponies
>>3744850That's not this picture
>>3744844>you got her an erector set
>>3744842>>3744777>raped>Implying as soon as I realize their intentions, I wouldn't LET them overpower me
AND THEN THEY SEX
>>3744842>implying you wouldn't let ponies have their way with you
>>3744807I mean, I really don't understand itIs he trying to suggest I act like this?
>>3744868>fandom creation>screencap from the show
>>3744876>implying I wouldn't overpower and rape themSurprise opposite rape.
>on Tumblr>somebody tells Nanaki he's ugly>posts a sad face>everyone tells him he's beautiful and want him to fuck them>and they send him pornIt's like a goddamn Ponychan hugbox, except filled with dicks.
>>3744844>Give her the dick
>>3744881>Implying I wouldNo one rapes this Anon.
>>3744844oh, I have a set of erectors for Applebloom alright.
>>3744868That's not this greentext
>no dreams>no goals>no motivationI just don't know anymore MLPG...
>>3744901Shit's nasty yo.
>>3744868That's not Pinkie you fucking retard
>>3744900>pony is raping you>you secretly let them and enjoy>they catch on when you starting moaning and thrusting against them>they lose interest and run away
>>3744907It's not rape if you want it.
>>3744893>Glitter Glueshudap u fuckn fke piece of fckni trsh why do u imperson8 goo artis lik me u ar the lowest piec of jcukin shi i hv evr known fuck u asshole douchwanker
>>3744868that isnt from the fandom
>>3744901And you post anthro 34 so you post get more attention, right?
>>3744922It's not rape if they can't catch you.
>>3744901>on mlp forum>girl posts pic>someone gives suggestion on makeup>flips shit>everyone defends girl>"that was rude she didn't ask for tips"
>>3744914Talk to me about it, anon :)
>>3744908>The CMC in: The Sandlot!
>>3744914Anon don't do thatGet some hobbies
>>3744893Hey you should leav Glittear Glug aloneStop positn with his name u are begniing to confuse peo-ple
>>3744924PLEASE STOPPLEASE
>>3744880>Mumbles!
>>3744880>They're both so intoxicated they drop to the floor, Fluttershy on top at first as she lavishes Rarity in kisses>Even intoxicated, she's too nervous to continue herself, so Rarity turns her on her back and takes command.>Occupants of the bar try to pretend they aren't watching, a few stallions excusing themselves to the restroom prematurely.
>>3744901Welcome to the internet.
>>3744914anon, what do you want to do?
>>3744050I Think I misinterped that somewhere down the line
>>3744939>anthrothat full human, son.
>>3744914>that feel when all your dreams are dead and have left in their absence only an endless abyss of bitterness and hatred
>>3744978AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3744921That's not surprise opposite rape you faggot.
>>3744967>tfw Mumble hatsus
>>3744893I don't know why you're trying to troll a respectable artist like Glittar Glug. He really doesn't care what you have to say. He's a really chill guy and just draws for us.Plz stop trolling ur shitting up the thread
>>3744967i would pet mr. mumbles
>>3744914Most people don't, anon. Not that it makes it any better, but you're not alone.
MLPG, do you enjoy fishing?
>>3744914>tfw normalfag
>>3744978
>>3744978HAHAHAHAOh goddammit Klondike, oh my god you glorious bastard.
>>3744996
>>3744980Point still stands only saw the thumbnail
>>3744844>Scootaloo doesn't seem to be very impressed by her gift>"What am I supposed to do with a book? Dash told me reading is for eggheads">She tosses the "Flight for Beginners" book into the trash and angrily walks away
>>3744978check your privileges klondike
>>3744968But what if one of their friends catches them like this?
>>3744914Well, at least you're ruthless.
>>3744972Without trying to sound too dark and edgy, my only goal in life is to die.Now that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm actively seeking my death, but if it happens, it happens. Whatever else happens to me is just filler.
>>3745036fine I'll give you the dick too you little foal
>>3745001Yeah, you learn to cope with it after time.I just try to think about how nothing I do in life matters because I'm never going to find love, and I'll probably die early in my life in a car accident or something
>>3745042>Dash takes pictures.
>>3745005if i wanted to bore myself to death fishing would be second only to going to churchliterally 90% of the time is spent waiting for a bite, and then you finally get one to bite and it's like 3 pounds and doesn't even put up a fight
>>3745005>first read that as fistingWhat's happening to my life?
>>3744978what would their cutie marks even be?
>>3745062Whats with you guys and giving things the dick?
>>3745062
>>3744996I don't know why you're trying to troll by pretending to be a third party bystander defending a guy claiming to be Glitten Glow but please don't continue trolling, it is definitely the opposite of amusing
>>3745036Come on anon, Scootaloo is sweeter then that.
>>3745005Why yes. I do. Immensely.>Going Tarpon fishing in a few months>Excite
>>3745005>Fishing
>>3745078>Only caring about the end goalYou're in the wrong school of thought anon.
>>3744968>>3744880>drinking with my friends>at a certain level of intoxication, all I can think about is leaning over and kissing one of them>all his drunken ramblings and stories are nothing to me as I just stare at him, trying to build up the courage>fear of rejection keeps me from it, no matter how drunk I amfirst world problems
>>3745059That doesn't mean it's your goal. That just means it's an inevitability. Your goal is something you strive for and desire most. If you're not actively seeking it, it's probably not your goal. Maybe you just meant that it's your end.
>>3745059You really don't have any passion? Some that you want to do but hold yourself back from? Like drawing?
>>3745093that filename makes me laugh every time but it's kind of getting old
>>3745037I have no idea what that means
>>3745015Where is this from? Google isn't helping.
>>3745096Na she likes Dash too much to read books.And I'm all out of ponies.
>>3745079CLITORIS
Would someone please explain to me the logic behind Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce?He was in the show once, maybe twice, not even interacting with her, and yet there's shit-loads of shipping involving them. I don't get it.
allright now that the fuckn' fake fag is gon, who wnts a rquest from god here? hrs som gayollo to strt thngs offoh gdm dammi anther smafag psot from tht doush>>3745095godmnt jus fck ioff im havn problsm righ now wit mu life an i hav no mehnoy sto hatn
>>3745139But Dash loves reading.
>>3745059I have a ton of these for you.
>>3745042>Twilight arrives at the bar after someone finds her and tells her to collect her friends>Manages to drag them out of the bar with magic, but when she tries to lecture them the other two grab her>Now there are three ponies in the middle of the street outside the bar, touching, kissing, and fondling one another
>>3745151He raped her once in a fic
>>3745151The cutiemarks
>>3745005>Go fishing with Rarity.>She is holding the net with her magic.>She is standing next to you as you bring in a fish.>You put the fish in the net and turn to see her.>She isn't next to you.>She is fifty yards behind you, kicking a hoof at the fish as if it is going to attack her.
>>3745139Big Mac.LunaCelestia
>>3745151>trying to understand the thought process behing shipping
>>3745116>being sexually attracted to your friendsThe thought of that is like me thinking about my family in a sexual way. Disgusted
>>3745151BALLOONS! FUCKING BALLOONS
/mlp/, 4chan thinks all of my greentext is spam. What do?
>>3745137http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvqoF-uhQnQ
>>3745157pfft, now.Scootaloo doesn't know that yet.
>>3745165>Pinkie's cutie mark is balloons>Pokey's is a safety pin>THIS MEANS THEY'RE TOTALLY MEANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHERThat'sFuckingRetarded.
>>3745169>net fishing>Not deep sea trawling
>>3745169>50 yardsthat is one big boat!
>>3745093
>>3745197>shipping logic
>>3745197Scherzo, please, shut the fuck up.
>>3745197>MLP Fandom
>>3745198>not shark huntingcasuals everywhere
>>3745174Alright sounds like fun
>>3745180>anypony>everypony
>>3745154How can one be so dedicated to the point that they draw in order to keep up appearances? You're truly worthy of being called autistic.
>>3745205u-unf
>>3745157>Scoot doesn't know this.>She catches Dash reading.>Goes home, crushed.>She looks at the book in the trash.>She picks it up and looks at it.>She can't even read it.
>>3745203>Net fishing>From a boat
>>3745154Oh hey GG! I love your artwork so much!Could you draw pinkie doing somethin sexual? that would be awesome! You are the best!
>>3745197>Pokey will never appear in the show again
>>3745203Or they are on the shore...
ROTATING IT AROUND AND AROUNDSTROKING THE FRONT WALL OF MYpony
>>3745197What kind of special talent would a safety pin lead to anyway?
>>3745243hy no probm dipshi cummin righ up fucker
>>3745240Have you never finished in your life?
>>3745197>still trying to understand the thought process of people who pretend cartoon horses are in relationships with each other
>>3745219>Shark fishing>Over ulua
>>3745219>Not diving for giant squid with nothing but your bear hands.
>>3745224We have two of them>>3745224>>3745243Looks like it's double the autism, but twice as less fun for everyone else.
>>3745269Nigga it was clearly implied that they were using hand nets, not trawling with nets.Also trawling with nets for recreational fishing is for losers.
>>3745245Sweet and Elite.
>>3745276>Not fighting off humboldt squid as they try to rip you to pieces as a group
>>3745238Would Dash teach Scootaloo to read?Would Scootaloo admit that she can't read?
>>3745237>that feel when Trixie's cock is bigger than yours>and she calls you a good girl while you give her a blowjob and swallow all of her cum
>>3745126Nothing. I don't have any major interests, just pasttimes if anything. No friends. Never managed to push a relationship, platonic or otherwise, past the point of being just acquaintances. Starting college in two weeks, not really sure why.
>>3745083YOU'RE THE BIG JOKESTER I'MS URE YOU CAN THINK OF SOME
>>3745154>>3745243>>3745267And now you're samefagging.This level of autism is legitimately disturbing.
>>3745280they have names, filter them
>>3745276>not raping cthulhu with his own tentacles
>>3745197Hers is a balloonHis is a pinPins pop balloonsHe's going to pop her balloonIt's a euphemism
>>3745306>Scoots writes for newspaper>Can't readShirley you are not serious.
>>3745287It says "she is standing next to you as you bring in a fish" and "you put the fish in a net"They're obviously fishing with rods. You use nets to bring in the larger ones, dumbass.
>>3745318I can't stand filters. It makes everything look awful and broken apart.
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
>>3745324>Not a metaphorDYEWTS
>>3745318Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they're not there
>>3745324I never realized how stupid shipping is until now.
>>3745324You can't justify your ships to me.
>>3745348you are just as autistic as they are
well, that's interesting and all, but what if cheerilee grew a penis and had sex with her students
>>3743910> interrobang pi? Oh, interrobangpie> can't listen because mobile
>>3745340>All of her notes were drawings.>DT was not amused.
>>3745362>autistic because I choose to ignore it rather than filter itOh okay then.
>>3745360Scherzo.Pinkie x Pierce came from a fanfiction where Pierce was this faggot fuck up retard and Pinkie was always there to cheer him up. He eventually fell in love with her I think.
>>3745360Didn´t you start the dashxvinyl ship?
>>3745348there is a way to filter so that the entire post is gone. no little bracked + or - to expand or minimize, its just not there.
>>3745360No one ever said it was a good ship. It's a background pony with a mane characterI'm just trying to explain the reasoning behind it, goddamn
Which pone is most likely to write fan fiction?What would it be about?
>>3745381well you sure are doing a good job ignore them>>3745280
>>3745383>where Pierce was this faggot fuck up retardJust like Pinkie.
>>3745392Do tell how.
>>3745390I wouldn't say I started it so much that Dash just ships with anything because reasons.
>>3745383I like the one where Pierce gives Trixie a pity fuck after failing a magic competition even though he's still gay.
>>3745366She would get arrested by the pony police
>>3744191>Several villages can often be part of the same clan, spread out across the land.>A village is governed by a chieftain and one or more elders>Some villages may have their own resident Druid or Druids, while others wander a territory, giving their services to whichever village they happen to be in at the time
>>3745383So, like CaraLight?
>>3745381>posting about it is ignoringYou have a funny way of ignoring things.
>This thread
>>3745348>what is the "show stubs" button
>>3745400Twilight about animu. She's weaboo material.
>>3745360Kind of slow huh?
>>3745404But that wasn't me..
>>3745400Twilight Sparkle.A self insert fan fiction about Princess Celestia fucking her most faithful student
Would this be a regular thing? He'd have to make a note to attend more of her parties. And whether or not she was setting this up for him in particular or just because she finally wanted her cherry popped, the girl was clearly a freak.She liked it rough, and this was awfully kinky for a first time, with the straps and the blindfold. Well, he thought, he could be rough if that's what she wanted. If she wanted to be dominated, he'd come around SugarCube Corner a lot more often. If she wanted someone aggressive, he'd be aggressive. With a pussy like this, how could he resist? He'd corner her whenever he caught her alone. Pin her down. Force her...He blinked slowly, drawing in a deep breath, speeding up, slamming his hips against hers.Let's not get carried away, he thought. That would be too far. He wouldn't act without making sure first.After all, Pokey thought, he wasn't a rapist.
>>3745383That's not where the ship comes from, though. That's just the first fan-creation of it.
>>3745197Welcome to shipping
>>3745406stub:no/^Name Goes Here$/
>>3745400twilight, about celestia
which pony would be best at blowing my whistle baby whistle baby
>>3745406>Show Stubs: Of hidden threads / replies
>>3745421Hello sweetie
>Pokey>Pierce>Not Pin-Butt Balloon Hater
>>3745409I remember that
>>3745174>you carry Big Mac's new yoke over to him and drop it in front of him>he stares at it, then looks up at you with sullen eyes>you lean in and whisper "you're welcome" as you reach in for an reciprocated hug
>>3745406i want to say you just put "stub:no/whatiwantfiltered/ " i dont exactly know since i usually just use 4chanx's auto filter things.
>>3745243her u go douchlordny othr fuck wan to be touch bi god 2nite?
>>3745419>Squeak will never update Caralight>it's been proven he can write a good three pages in a short amount of timeI don't get him.
>>3745420>My first post in this discussion was the one about how I hate filteringSo where was I talking about it again?
>>3745433then why did you respond?
>>3745409Thank to this pls
>>3745383No, it came from Rarity's Generous Plan, where Pierce ties her up and rapes her violently.
>>3745308I kinda want to do dickgirl femdom now...What if you were at the magic show, and went to go talk to her about how you didn't like the way she treated your friends?
>>3745469My fucking sides
>>3745452Pinkie.She holds the world record at Ponyville's Annual DDR Competition.
>>3745475>that fic started as a short request, only meant to be a single chapter
What's the big appeal with shipping anyway?
>>3745469draw the pony express delivering a pony
>>3745455>Rarihat
>>3745489Not really that ship exist since CotC.
>>3745489That came after. Pinkie Pierce wasn't a thing until the fic I mentioned earlier
>>3745448>"Oh Twilight Sparkle, my most favorite student. Thank you so much using your well read knowledge and the help of your very close friends to help save Equestria. I'm going to put a positive note in your permanent record for this."
>>3745411what if she had sex with them too
>>3745479Not him, but you should make a habit of saying whether you're the original poster or not
>>3745508
>>3745504it's fun to make cartoon characters have sex with eachother
>>3745513>>3745514No. It came from Rarity's Generous Plan.
>>3745409He never actually finished fucking her and left her blue lipped.And then he dunked her in the lobby.
>>3743886No because I'm married
>>3745479when you respond in a way that makes you seem like the anon i was talking too i think you understand where the confusion comes from.
>>3745494And she invited you into her wagon, to listen to your complaints?But its hard to talk with your mouth full
>>3745539Shout?
>>3745507k fagg cummn rite up
>>3745539>not having a mistressyou're doing marriage wrong.
>>3745475You don't get ANYONE, sentenal.Like, NO ONE.
>>3745539SHOUT PLSCONGRATULATIONS
>>3745533No it didn't you retard.People were shipping Pokey to Pinkie since CotC
>>3745527WHY IS RARIJACK SO ADORABLEDAMMIT
>>3745533Why do you think people suggest Pokey in the first place idiot.
Is this where the party's at?
>>3745539Trollestia pls
What a thrill...
>>3745553>>3745565NoI'm the guy who married a human version of Fluttershy
you know when you're feeling a woman's breasts and it feels like bags of sand
>>3745572>Swayback Mountain.
>>3745572Because Rarity
>>3745576Retard goatPls go
>>3745580Trollestia's married?
>>3745552i like thisplease go one
>>3745527>tfw Sweetie belle has worn that hat before Rarity
So has anyone been playing some good games lately?
>>3745576>"Why am I seventy feet tall?">"Why have I got a dick?"
>>3745596u wot m8?
>>3745567>>3745573Yes it did.>Why do you think people suggest Pokey in the first place idiot.For the reason they already said. Cutie mark implications. Popping her balloon. The story even mentions "poking" her.
>>3745594Oh, right.
>>3745584>married a human version of FluttershyDO TELL.
>>3745603>AJ fucked Sweetie Belle.
>>3745589No, I don't know that feel
>>3745600Not sure.
>>3745621>ib4
>>3745552And when your mouth is finally free, the only thing you'll be able to do with it is scream Trixie's name as she wrecks your ass.
>>3745526>>3745541Oh, sorry about that.
>>3745583With darkness and silence through the night...
>>3745562I get a lot of people. I'm a people person. I don't get how he can go for months on end and not update on the general... unless he thinks his works aren't liked and appreciated here. Then that would be silly, of course people like his works here.
>>3745452Normally I'm never sexually aroused by pony But this picture. IT does things to me. Thinks I'm ashamed of
>>3745615I just got Sound Shapes and I'm loving it
>>3745615I've been playing the FUCK out of stalker lately.And I got Doom 3 on the steam sale the other day, and, like, the computer version is completely different from the console version I played as a kid. It's pretty g.
>>3745533After looking through some old shit, The truth about Pokey Pierce started in February 2011. Generous plan chapter 3 was posted July 3RD 2011I'm super oldfag bro
>>3745628I've told many times before.It's great.
>>3745603>you will never wear AJ's hat
>>3745603Didn´t they wear the hat in the same episode?
>>3745615Shogun 2, Silent Hill Homecoming, Fallout NV, and Metro 2033. I just installed DayZ today but im 2scared2play alone
Guys.I finished to the threadWhats happening to me?
>>3745655yes but Sweetie got it first
>>3745615I've been playing Game of Thrones and Max Payne 3 recently.So, no.
>>3745650No, it came from Rarity's Generous Plan.I bet you think Soarin x Dash was pre-RGP too.
>>3745615Trying to beat San Andreas, again.Just beat Max Payne today, on my way through 2.
>>3745658which post
>>3745651I'm super fucking jelly ;_;How long have you 2 been together?
>>3745654>tfw she only lets people she really cares for wear her hatShe puts it on your head herself.
>>3745417>Druids are capable of ensuring fertile land for a village.>They are tied to the magic of the land itself on a level that earns them their title.>All Earth ponies share the same latent gift, and it perplexes the deer Druids, who are rare in the species.
>>3745629I was going to write a fic about this. Essentially, since Sweetie Belle was her temporary sister, Applejack felt an overwhelming urge to have sex with her. It was one big "lol get it guys applejack likes incest because she's a hick and stuff" joke.
>>3745676all of them
>>3745673Okay now you're just troling me.
>>3745682Married 3 years.
>>3745615Violated Heroine. I love this Succubus path. Raping my enemies is much more effective then punching them.
>>3745640Would you be Trixie's "assistant"?What would your duties be?
>>3745673>Soarin x Dash>implying that wasnt a ship the second they named him since he is a wonderbolt
>>3745697Do it.
>>3745712Chrysallis please
>>3745676This one>>3745654
>>3745719>not Spitfire/Dashheterofag pls go
>>3745615Pandora's Tower. Definitely the best of the three Wii JRPGs even better than Xenoblade
>>3745745im not saying i ship them im saying telling it like it is
>>3745716Wearing a really skimpy outfit to distract from the illusion?But instead of drawing the audience's eye on you,it just makes them turn away altogether
>>3745707You are a lucky ass faggot.How's the sex?
>>3745621You're trolling me aren't you.PokeyXPinkie has been around long before RGP.
Is anyone here excited to see Wander over Yander? Just wandering
>>3745712I've never gotten around to actually installing VH.I really should, I've seen everything in CoC multiple times over.Fairy Fighting is fun too
>>3745734>Playing pureEnjoy having mental trauma and crying every time you wake up and wishing you had the strength to kill yourself.
>>3745707Should draw her as a dog with a dick and record her reaction
>>3745766Yes I am.Pretty good. Could be better, but we're working on it, because that's what loving couples do.>>3745786wat
>>3745779Yes I a-Dude Craig looks like a bumI'm sorry but you look like a bum Craig.
>>3745703Hey Klondike, would you be up for drawing a more reaction image friendly comfy cocoon Chrysalis?Like the sleepyhead one.
>>3745797Just do it!Remember to record.
>>3745712>>3745783I never understood how to really play it.please help
>>3745779Yeah it looks pretty neat.When is it supposed to debut?
>>3745797Futashy reference.
>>3745707>>3745628>>3745651Of, are you the guy who's wife is like Fluttershy and get so scarred of thunderstorms she snuggles with you afraid?Cause I am jelly salad
>>3745615NV and Jak X combat racing until Lollipop Chainsaw comes out
>>3745807I could yeah
>MLPG will never play tribes with you
>>3745696We can make them a little more impressive than that, I think. It's no fun having the ponies be the best at everything.
>go onna day thread>SHOW DISCUSSION>go on Chatroulette>ACTUALLY RUN INTO A LIVE GIRL FONDLING HER TITS ON CAMIs... is it opposite day?
>>3745817I always just got to the bathhouse scene then decided I'd had enough.
>>3745841MLPG plays tribes all the time. Why wouldn't they play with you?
>>3745826Yup that's me. She's scared as hell of thunderstorms and loud noises in movies.She also takes care of me when I'm sick like you wouldn't believe, hence the FS similarity.
>>3745712...link?
>>3745852Post pictures.
>>3745841>tfw want to play Tribes but dont feel like trying to get past its learning curve
>>3745739you will never cum in her hat and watch her put it on
>>3745834>until Lollipop Chainsaw comes out...that came out in June WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE?
>>3745848no
>>3745459>before you even reach Luna to hand her her present, Celestia's guards stop you"that's far enough, the princess isn't seeing visitors now">the guards push you towards the exit as you drop your gift>Luna watches as they slam the door closed on an unknown visitor>after the guards disperse she wanders over to see a dark blue cake splattered on the ground
>>3745797>yfw his wife is actualy a tulpa
>>3745856>>3745817There's a /vg/ thread with most of the information.
>>3745507thr go gaylordne1 else? muh cck is kind tired lemme shi on ur chest nxt reaquest plox
>1 less friend on steam>panic shoots through me>oh he's just offlinebeta asfuck
>>3745863Here you go
>>3745841Every fucking time I play Tribes, Seph is there and I spend most of the game screaming and trying to escape from his all-seeing scope
>>3745863lolno
>>3745873oh cool. I don't know how to keep up with games
>>3745902let's be steam friends anon
>>3745879Why ;_;?
Guys guys.cute pone
EHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADY
>>3745552I was thinking>After Twilight runs away and the crowd disperses, you decide to go to Trixie's show-cart and give her what a piece of your mind. She can't just stroll into town and embarrass your friends like that. Who the hell does she think she is?>You find her outside of her cart, standing in front a mirror, brushing her mane. So proud of her show.>"Hey, Trixie. I want to talk to you about your little show back there.">She doesn't turn around to face you, instead she addresses you through the mirror propped against her cart.>"Oh, another adoring fan, come to fawn over The Great and Powerful Trixie?">You cross your arms and cock your head up a little.>"That's not what I had in mind.">She quickly turns around, her mane and cape twirl with her rotational momentum, all together making a very dramatic turn.>"What do you mean? Were you not awed by The Great and Powerful Trixie's stunning presentation? Were you not amused?">"No, I wasn't. And I think you owe my friends an apology for embarrassing them in front of the town. What gives you the right to act like that? To treat them that way?">She narrows her eyes slightly.>"Hmm... The Great and Powerful Trixie understand your concern. Perhaps you would wish to continue the conversation... inside?"
>>3745841What's your IGN?I barely ever play with mlpg because of region differences.
>>3745841>MFW I uninstalled it after all the pay to win weapons and bullshit came outThat said however, what if 4chan did a Tribes tournament?
>>3745879hahaha no. Fuck that shit. She's getting a fucking cake
>>3745921You're just doing this to hurt me, aren't you?
>>3745873and until it gets down to twenty bucks I should say
>>3745925Cute and purple
>>3745870>tfw have to actually clean myself up after fapping now because I'm blasting >8mL loads every timeI've had to start taking less Lecithin because it's just too much for me to handle ;_;
>>3745918Google 'em.
>Trixie will never break you in as her sissy slut
>>3745925she is a silly pony
>>3745958Ugly cute
>>3745893Hahahahah! I get it! Because dicks! I wish I could write lik you, GGgood work sav'd downloaded will fap later
>>3745964Or just unload into the toilet.
>>3745716I'd have to wear a skimpy, slutty outfit and act as her assistant during her big feats of magic.After every show I'd have to help her relax by deepthroating her wonderful shemale cock.I cook and clean for her, and act as her cocksock when requested. When she wants to fuck, I NEVER turn her down.I get her cutie mark tattooed over mine.
>>3745964What's your dosage and how long did it take you to get to that point?I've been taking 200mg of Pygeum and 1200mg of Lecithin every day for about a week now.
>>3745925>worst ponebut why
>>3745927
>>3745969I never think to. I guess I'm not that interested
>>3745989Fuck you.
>>3745846Well, I'm not exactly tying you're hands here. I just ran out of ideas.
>>3745982If Derpy is so ugly, then why is she so.......not ugly?
>>3745925>Twilight>CuteMake way for the real cute pone, dork.
>>3745940>pay2win weaponsThe only pay 2 win weapons are-LMG-Discnades-Mines-Lar-Falcon
>>3745995Get your eyes checked, that's not Pinkie Pie
>>3745995>Twily>Worst poneYOU...YOU...DOUBLE NIGGER
Hey MLPG, I just started attending these threads.Can someone give me a preliminary filter list?
>>3745990>her big feats of magicIt´s fucking nothing.
>>3745989>fapping in the bathroomWho does this?
>>3745846Yea. Everyone calls Twilight op and now we're making all the ponies op to the deer. You're treating them like an inferior species. They need an edge.
>>3745873I didn't notice it at walmart
>>3745893Are you ever going to stop?
>>3746015that certainly is a cute pony you just posted
>>3746025>not accepting true things
>>3745939XxFluttershyxXWe can play in your region, I don't mind the lag too much.
>playin planetside 2>combat medic>oh hell yes gonna heal me some fagets>healing is glitchy as fuck>only reviving gives XPFUCKAt least I'm Purple
>>3745989Deaf, you know masturbation is technically giving yourself a handjobyou should stop because giving handjobs is gay
>>3745998What is JC Denton doing in a stable?
>>3745958>>3745982>>3745977>>3745995All pone is cute, despite the color or race.All pone is cute pone.
>>3746048Hey I tried to play with you yesterday but you left
>>3746043Male way for also cute horse
>>3746028anonymouslethscherzoglitter gluesentenalklondikealso, everyone else
>>3746055augmenting gangnam style
>>3746028I honestly don't got any since AI don't really filter anyone.
If this pony was in heat, would you mate with her?
>>3746048>that nameThink I've played with you a few times. Good to know I've played with an MLPGer.
>>3746031People who don't like to clean up.>>3746050It's not gay, it's masturbation.
>>3745989>>3746050Yeah, you really like jerking off cock, don't you?
>>3746048Seph porfis.porfis
>>3745879>Celestia has very formally invited you to her throne room to receive her gift>you enter a gigantic auditorium filled with banners, music, and important looking ponies, most of all Celestia at the Center waiting anxiously>suddenly you regret only getting her a scented candleany more ponies who need a Christmas present?
>>3746062>dash fans
>>3745952http://steamcommunity.com/id/159595959
>>3746048I'm kinda busy right now, but I'll keep an eye out for you later and join you when I see you.mine is ConsolePeasant
>>3745994300mg Pygeum, 3600mg Lecithin, now dropped to 2400mgI'm hardcore
>>3745990And of course you'd be reluctant at first, but before long you're just begging for her cock, all pretense of masculinity cast aside.
Evens: Pone onOdds: Shower and then sleepDubs: Fic
>>3746055His horses are augmented.
>>3746017Anon, we all joke around and have a good time and stuff.But if you ever say one more thing about Pinkie Pie and I tear off your eye lids so you can never close your eyes again
>>3746050Deaf is gay and gives handjobs you say?Hey Deaf, can you give me a handjob?
>>3746078deaf why are you so gay
>>3746078You're touching a dick until it cumsThat's pretty gay
>>3746028>Just got here.>Wants to know who to filter.Uh...None? Filter as you see fit and not have to have your fucking hand held?
>>3746075Probably.
>>3746083Rover
>>3746038Why would he stop? Now that he's under your skin he's going to be more insistent than ever because he has something to prove.
>>3746078But deaf you're touching a dickdoes that mean that autofelatio isn't gay?
>>3746099I dont know how to spell her name so I cant say bad things about her.Maybe someone can help.
>>3746060I left when you left, but you came back but it was too late because as soon as I came you left
>>3746092you must smell like fucking innsmouth in the sun after a week
>>3746092Christ..and how long did it take?
>>3746049>TFW you can't redeem your code because it asks you to reset you password but keeps saying your old one is wrong.Fuck.
>>3746078>It's not gay, it's masturbationYou mean wrapping your hand around a mediocre cock and stroking it up and down, really getting your whole body into it before it blows its load just from your touch isnt gay?
>>3746122i was kicked or the server crashed
I hope we get some awesome new ponies next season.
>>3746058But what if I like human more than pone?
>>3746062that horse too is also cute as well
>>3746117Pretty sure it's not. It's just masturbation with a different tool, right? Besides, if you're that flexible, you're probably into all sorts of other kinky shit anyway.
>>3746114i wsh ud jus stop wit all teh samefagn ur rely takn this trhed down a notch
>>3746146>human
>>3746138Are you finished that story yet?
>>3746138it'll be shit.
>>3746138I hope you fuck me you sexy fuckkkingngg
>>3746138yeah man, we'll have crystal ponies. that map had new towns too
>tfw no femanon slut greentext
Cute pony is redundant. There are no not cute ponies
>>3746150> that flexiblePlease don't tell me that you can't suck your own cockHow out of shape are you? Or is it just really small
>>3746127Two weeks for the lecithin to really start doing a number on me, the pygeum is still building after just over two weeks but I've noticed a pretty significant increase in my pre production
>>3746066You think you're pretty funny anonymous, but I wasn't born yesterday.
>>3746161bonbon plswhy you hat me so much?
>>3746066OK, now why should I filter these faggots just out of curiosity.
>>3746124I shower twice a day and fap every two, taking an additional shower immediately after the session.This shit has really re-organized my masturbation schedule.
>>3746181filter farts is that is not your fetish
>>3746138>Black pony with a bright pink mane and tail.>The OC that won that contest.>They both get in the show.>They are both voiced by the bronies that made them.>Sound autistic as fuck.>Are seen all the time.
>>3746174not slut but I want Apple to do a comic like he did with the anon except make it a femanon in r63 pony world. I'd pay him a dollar if I had it.
You boys should take up your grievance with city hall!
>tfw always wanted to play games with you and finally got Steam but still haven't figure it out or done anything since neither internet nor computer hardware is good enough
>>3746205
>>3746209lodesa porn
1mo 4 the nightu guys r such cockwads, i fuckn h8 u douchs
>>3746150But you're putting a dick in your mouthyou get to the same end with it in your hand, or better with a couple of pillows you thrust into, but it's more gay if you're touching It
>>3746201You don't have to filter anyone, now stop being a retarded little fuck and filter as you go along.Hes just trying to make you filter the contributors so you can't see anything happen.
>>3746092Can you buy these in ordinary pharmacies?
>>3746113>Rover and his 2 friends are off the corner as you hand them their gift>The palate full of precious gems is enough to make his 2 friends very happy as they grab it from you and cheer>Rover only slowly looks back up towards you with sorry eyes and asks "where is the pretty pony?"
>>3746172shut the fuck upnananananaki's mine
>>3746150>sucking a dick isn't gaylolk
>>3746217>tfw never have games other people play>even if I do never invitedStory of my life
>>3746238Wait, those are actually contributors?
>>3746016Oh shit, I can't believe I forgot the NJ5.That thing is a killer, but only in skilled hands. Average level players will struggle to hit lights with the thing.I didn't include the Jackal and Plasma gun because they're both banned in comp play meaning you usually don't see good players using them. Which means you only ever run up against bad players who you can generally beat anywaysvariant weapons are not pay2win because they're cheap as shit.
>>3746214I'm Jack Slate, bitch.
>>3746264Yes, except for Anonymous.Lazy asshole.
>>3746248.......FUCK
>>3746241Pygeum might be pretty hard to find outside of specialty stores, but they sell big bottles of lecithin at my supermarket, so maybe. Don't forget your L-argenine and zinc if you don't eat very much meat
>>3746264some are, but not anonymous, that fucker is the worst shitposter
>>3746232OH LOL!We're those two having sex? That's funny as hell.You are so crazy man. Shine on you crazy diamond, 6 more years
>>3746055finding a suitible horse to augment
Say my name anonymous. Scream it to the heavens above.
>>3746150i now want to know what my cock tastes likethank you deaf for influencing people to suck their own cocks
>>3746138That would be nice, but Season 3 is going to be full of "remember this pony?" moments like Trixie returning.
>>3746174i feel like some light green letters tonightgot a plot or character in mind?
>>3746293vampire
>>3746268dude fluttershy lets playalso teach me how to use hitscan weapons i just can not use them for jack shit
>>3746295Whatever floats your boat, mate.
>>3746298Human femanonR63 Rarity
>>3746293A..anon?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1275611?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41EPIC MAFIA TIME
>>3746268>banned in comp playThat immediately tells me the game is not suitable for said comp play.
>>3746248She's waiting at the Diamond Dog Con. I don't think he'll need a ticket.
>>3746310>how to use hitscan weaponsDon't lead. That's pretty much it.
>>3746295>i now want to know what my cock tastes likeLike, oh I don't know, SKIN?
What do you get when you combine Owlicious with a bungee cord?An ass of an episode!
>>3746311Now do something actually useful you faggot.
>>3746287thx faggt gld som1 apprcites my shitim dun gonna go be HOMELSS now mahn i ned mohnyglitterglue@aol.com - Paypal
>>3746283>filename>>3746162No.>>3746172Who are you?>>3746173I want to see that horseshoe bay in the show. Fuck yeah.
Why do you guys keep going into auto-sage?
>>3746293I've called out "anon" when finishing exactly twiceboth were to fantasies of being a slutty "mare" at some sort of irl mlpg meetup orgy thing
>>3746324>/v/ game
>>3746355Go finish that story
>>3746332Dick has a taste anon. Everyone's dick tastes different.
>>3746324Anon pls
>>3746248Any other MLP characters that need gifts?
>>3746298This>>3746313 or the main 6.
>>3746333that wasnt funnyyour not funny
>>3746293Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm.
>>3746355>Who are you?it's me, nanaki...;_;don't you remember me
>>3746377did you do Spike?Well I know you"DID" spike but did you DO spike?
>>3746377CheerileeMr and Mrs CakeIs someone capping these?
fuck now i actually want to play maf
>>3746372No, it tastes like flesh.A semen is, generally speaking, vaguely unpleasant.I'm sorry to ruin your idyllic gay fantasies, but sucking dick isn't really that great.
You and your favorite pone have been given a pair of potions. If you drink them and look into each other's eyes, you will gain their most depraved fetishes and vice versa. Additionally, your bodies will twist and warp to best accomodate your new perverse needs.Do you drink? What fetishes do you and your pone now share? Remember, you get theirs in addition to them getting yours. What are your new forms?
>>3746310>using hitscan weapons>not running Party SLD exclusively.>not topping both the plates and the airmails for the match.>not making faggoty LMG+Disc Jugs mad when you spin+thump+shortfuse+spin them all at once.>not being part of the glorious midair master race
>>3746355don't talk to him nananakihis isn't a pure love
>>3746405Its a /v/ game The one posted aboveexpect to die fast
>>3746355Yeah, and Hollow Shades looks fucking cool too
>>3746004Oh. Well now I just feel bad...>>3746035>Druidism is to the Deer as Magic is to the Unicorns - with just as many centuries, if not millennia, of study and lore behind it.>Speaking with the spirits, calling upon the land itself for aid, foretelling the weather and many other feats are told in stories - it's debated how many of the tales are true, but it's common knowledge that Druids can be mighty warriors as easily as wise healers.
>>3746412Sucking dick is really fun when the guy is into it. If he's moaning, running his hands through my hair, and talking a lot, it's pretty funSometimes, they thrust, and that hurts my throat, to be honest
>>3746416>>3746389I don't know how to respond to this.
>>3746432What if Story of the Blanks?
>>3746412>and semenis what I mean
>>3746435No harm done, man.
>>3746453nanaki please...i love youyou're all i want in life
>>3746448Does taking the load feel weird though? Like, everything kind of stops and now there's semen in your mouth. Does it feel awkward the first time?
>>3746413I can't think of any other fetishes I have besides bestiality and feet, which translates nicely to hooves, I have no idea. oh also blood, that would get crazy
>>3746432>It's Gravity Falls.
>>3746455That game was great. A little shout-out wouldn't hurt.
>>3746035I like to imagine that deer do better in more wild setting. Like how ponies fear and stay away from the Everfree Forrest and how weather and life goes on outside their control, deer live very well in setting likes that. they live in nature without controlling it
what do you think Foal Mountain is about? I mean what goes on there?
>Working on comic, sketch layer and character color layer merge>Do to much work to undoAt least I didn't merge sketch and lineart, I would've ragequit everything.
>>3746412I need more than one hand to count the number of unique dicks I've suckedThey taste sort of like sweat, but with different balances of saltiness to sweetness, just like with semen. Provided you're not sucking off some unhealthy fat fucker, people that have a normal diet that isn't meat meat meat meat have pretty decent tasting semen.I'd honestly buy semen to drink if I could somehow keep it almost exactly at body temperaturethe one time I had someone stay the night with me, I got him to shoot into my coffee in the morning and I enjoyed it greatlyhe thought I was nuts and never talked to me again
what is Saddle L.? The train line?
>>3746506Page 2?
>>3746499I'm more interested in Macintosh Hills. I wonder how this relates to Big Mac?
He's the man about town in Iron Point Penitentiary! He saved Timmy?! Word!
>>3746471fuck youfuck you and your shitty whorenessnanananaki hats you because you are being demandinghe is a gentle person and you have to be gentle to him and that is why he will some day love me
>>3746528It doesn't.There's probably lots of apple trees there
>>3746401>>3746377>Spike has already been diligently been writing down a list of all the gifts you've given out, at Twilight's request>Before he's even finished up describing that last debacle at Celestia's palace you hand him a tiny box >a little stunned he opens it to find a few fragments of a purple spotted dragon eggshell
>/v/
So Los Pegasus is above Applewood? looks like loads of fun
>BMO confirmed for new character in GFhaha yes
>>3746544people say that place is terrible but always seem to know what goes on there. I've never been there because of what people say
>>3746541I was a little dissapointed with Dragon Quest and how Spike went off to learn more about his past and didnt really learn anything
>>3746575Who?
>>3746541>tfw giving something important to someone
>>3746520Yep. Just erasing every sketch I made. After that I color the background, clean up, then it'll be done.
>>3746561Is Los Pegasus like Cloudsdale?And can someone post the map?
>>3746541DUDE THESE GIFTS ARE HORRIBLE
>>3746499>Foal mountain got its name from the bones that were found at the bottom of a shear cliff.>None of the bones were older than a foal.
>>3746575Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaWhat?
>>3746506>tfw you ink on your sketch layer
>>3746541
>>3746582That's not why he left. He left because he wanted to learn more about what it's like to be a dragon, since he's grown up around ponies and has never met any other dragons before.If he wanted to know about where he came from, he could've just written a letter to Celestia and asked her.
>>3746582I kinda wish he did more than just hang out and try to 'fit in' with the bullies. It would have been kinda cool if he went deep into dragon territory, dragging RD, Twilight, and Rarity to more and more perilous places.I love adventure/world building eps probably the most of any other types of episodes. Slice of life is cool, but adventure is where it's at.
>>3746575Oh, has the Double Dipper episode come out?
I'm never mafaing with /v/ ever again
>>3746595>>3746595>Fear and Loathing in Los Pegasus
>>3746582Spike left to learn about dragons, not himself.He found out dragons were assholes.
>>3746615No, Celestia didnt know dick either. Twilight said they just found his egg and left it at that
>>3746599>>3746586One of Mabel's friends has a voice just like BMO'shttp://ustream.tv/channel/gravity-fallsExtremely laggy and full of GFG peeps
>>3746615>he could've just written a letter to Celestia and asked her>furnaki in charge of watching the show
Hey, do any drawfags wanna do a fun request?It's Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie doing the Wheel of Morality bit from Animaniacs. Twilight is Yakko, Pinkie is Wakko, and Rarity is Dot.
>>3746595oh uh yeah
>The Grand Galloping Gala is coming up and you got an invitation for plot device reasons. But you don't have any really fancy dresses to wear. You have some cute skirts and a couple of formal gowns, but nothing good enough for The Gala. So, you decide to go over to Rarity's and have him design something.>You go to his boutique and walk in. He's currently just patching up a pair of workpants, which have a tear down the side, but doesn't seem to have much else going on.>The bell above the door dings as you entered, and he turns around, trotting towards the door to greet you.>"Hello, and welcome to Rarity's Carrousel Boutique! How can I help you today? I'm having a sell on all my dresses, if you'd wish to look at my selection.">Despite focusing on you and being nowhere near the pants, he manages to continue sewing the tear with his magic.>"Oh, uhm, actually, I was hoping I could get something a little more formal made. I got an invitation to this year's Grand Galloping Gala.">He perks up upon hearing this and starts to go on about how lovely the gala is, and then starts to tell you about the last time that he went, and how terrible his night ended up being>"Oh, enough about me. I do apologize, I got a little carried away there. Anyway, did you have something in mind?">You hadn't actually thought much about what you wanted... What do fancy ponies wear?>"Well, no, I don't. I was hoping you could design something for me? I'm not very fashion inclined, especially not pony fashion."
>>3746623never again
>>3746499It's used in old mare's tales as a way to scare little foals into being good/obedient. Unbeknownst to them, there's actually a being that lives there that DOES prey on small, naughty foals.It can only be defeated by said naughty foal taking a stand and claiming responsibility for their terrible behaviour.
>>3746631>Celestia would at least know where she found him.She keeps a lot of things to herself.
>>3746660It was fucking terrible right?
>>3746631No, TWILIGHT didn't know dick shit. Twilight never bothered to ask about Spike's origins either.
>>3746644>Twilight is Yakko, Pinkie is Wakko, and Rarity is Dot.This.....fits rather welll
I'm sorry, I feel like you're trying to coax me into both Dungeons & Dragons and a blowjob.
>>3746477Didn't we do a thing one time about a constantly bleeding pony?And something about polysporin fizzing?I swear I almost remember it.
>>3746676> dick shit.eeeeewwwwwwwww
>>3746675>If you try to kill me I will break the game
>>3746675Someone was being lynched suicided right before autokick, so everyone vegged because no one had time to switch votes
>>3746666>taking responsibilitysuper satan pls
>>3746705>tfw you switched votes and town wonyissssss
>>3746681>not wanting to play D&D and get a blowjob
>>3746688yeah I remember too, hydrogen peroxide pony. loved it
>that feel when you eat a lot of spicy food and have gaskill me
Do you think that Celestia ever has to deal with the Ennui of being immortal?
What's the best straight shota ship?
>>3746646I'll be honest. The map regained my interest in S3 and made me a bit hyped for the comic series.
>>3746715That would be the greatest session.Just playing as normal with friend, but having a bunch of girls under the table, finishing on a really good critical that wins the encounter
>>3746715>max charisma>covered in bitches
http://mediafire.com/?0hm55753zqseq2bARE YOUR BUTTS READY FOR A GF STREAM?
>>3746732All the time. Why do you think she invited Twilight and her friends to the Gala in the first place? It was boring as shit and they were the most fun things to happen in years.
>>3746731>spicy farts
>>3746744none of them
>>3746659>rarity is apparantly male>not 'elusive'Do you even r63
>>3746744Spike/Main 6Rumble/Pegasus sistersPip/LunaSnails/Celestia
>>3746731>tfw your friends dare you to stick a chili pepper up your ass and you do it
>>3746746>not sucking your DM off after a session
GUYSREAL MURDER HORSEhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1275751?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3746758what episodes are you streaming
>>3746758HELL YES MY BUTTS ARE READY
>>3746732Sometimes, but thats why she keeps so many good friends by her side. We all feel that way, not just the immortal.
>>3746758Oh boy!
>>3746403>Cheerilee has explicitly told all her students that she won't be accepting any presents on principle >Regardless, you walked over and hand her a box of chocolates>"Well-alright. But only if you share them with me" as she gestures to an empty schoolyard bench
>>3746744RumbleDash
>>3746745>Comic Serieswat. When did this happen?
>>3746758IT'S GO TIME
>>3746784Well, I can stream the newest one just now, unless you want to see the Dipper vs Manliness first.
>>3746767the different names for genderswapped characters thing isn't my thing. I read the fic, but eh, I like regular names better
>>3746758yaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>3746659This is going to end in him raping you, isn't it?
>>3746766Get fucked.
>>3746765>You will never sooth your favorite pony's sore swollen pucker with your tongue after the spicy food she ate gave her terrible gas.
>>3746799They confirmed a comic series for mlp at Comic Con. We don't know shit about it.
>>3746758Thanks dooks, you are best puerto rican
>>3746799They announced it at SDCC 2012.They'll all be new stories, nothing borrowed from the show.
>>3746510>people that have a normal diet that isn't meat meat meat meatYeah, well fuck you too.
>>3746840Isn't dooks mexican? Or is that the joke?
>>3746840>puerto ricanI wish...
>>3746758>Grabbity Balls stram
>>3746837well we know the artist and writerhttp://andypriceart.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>3746744always wanted to see Cheerilee and Shuffle
Stream where dooks?
>>3746826>that comicI don't understand it.Also It looks like he was using Cadance for references instead of Luna.
stream where
>>3746872ETA: 6 minutes.My internet is shitty, sorry.
>>3746758I'm down.
>>3746758>Internet too slow to cope with livestram>Downloading the episode>Expected time: two hoursWell I'm there in spirit.
>>3746745The comics are going to be great.
>>3746634My god...THAT WAS SOOO HORRIBLE!Paper Jam Dipper was best clone.
>>3746851Only meat I eat is fishOne day during lent when I was a kid, I just stopped having any desire to eat meat and didn't start again after it was overNow, even the only fish I've had in months was a sandwich with homemade bread, apples, celery, tuna and mayo last week.
>>3746880Dook.Pls.
>>3746745>>3746837you mean an actual series of original comic books?
>>3746880YAAAAAAYJust enough time to drink
Would you rub a pone's belly? Would you use both hands?
>>3746897Yes.
>>3746888>that feelMy internet connection sucks so bad. And trying to find a new ISP is difficult since they all want 2-year contracts.
>>3746894>a sandwich with homemade bread, apples, celery, tuna and mayoFuck that sounds good.
Updated Deer collage.>>3746795Anymore?
>>3746897An actual series of original, ongoing comics.Published by IDW
>>3746880What's your stream URL again?
>>3746916And there's rumors of a crossoverwith transformers
>>3746907Yes, especially if it was a chubby pony
>>3746869wow how come never seen this guy before
>>3746907Yes and duh
>>3746928http://www.livestream.com/dooks
>>3746922>mfw i have fios
>>3746851The other day I ate raw lamb and loved itget dunked
>>3746851>fuckCan you think of any other words that begin with the letter F?
>>3746924It was very goodI really like making my own bread, makes my entire apartment smell like Celestia
>>3746942Thankyou kindly.
>>3746907No, I'd use one hand to cradle them so they're comfortable
>>3746851I've gotta say that drastically cutting the amount of meat I eat is probably the healthiest decision I've ever made. I've lost a lot of weight and just feel better all-around.I'm sure some people can make it work, but from what I see most Americans just eat way, way too much meat.
>>3746937he is a professional and probably tries to stay far away from the fandom
>>3746949Fondle
>>3746949Firetruck
>>3746949faggotfurryfrotting
>>3746949>inb4 fsteak
>>3746907I'd need both hands to rub Fluttertaur's belly
COME ON GUYS LET'S ALL GO TO ACID'S BUTT CLUB!
>>3746659 forgot to quote >>3746313 last time>"Well, today is your lucky day. I've been looking at human fashion recently, so I'm brimming with ideas! Let's get you into the back and we'll get to work.">He canters towards the back of the building, magicking his sewing tools onto a table. You follow him into a room filled with mirrors, rolls of cloth, chest of drawers filled with jewels and feathers and all kinds of thing. A small stage sits in the center of the room.>He leads you behind a small wall and grabs a measuring string and a few other items.>"All right, first we'll need to get your measurements.">You stand in front of him, waiting for him to "get your measurements", but he just looks at you. You ask,>"Do you need me to do something?">"Oh, sorry. Yes, well, in order to get your measurements, I need you to remove your garments, you see.">You thought they only did that in TV shows. But, he is the professional and it does makes sense.>You, hesitantly at first, unbutton you shirt and pull it off. Then, you unzip the side zipper on your skirt and slide it down around your ankles, stepping out of it and placing your shirt on top of it in a pile.>It's weird being in front of this horse in your underwear, but he's probably seen this before, right?>You catch him looking at your stomach. >He notices you watching him look at you, and loses his posture."Oh my, I do apologize again. I've just... never seen a human without their clothes before. Your body is much curvier and lengthier than a pony's. It's... Er, anyways, let me get those measurements."
>>3746403>>3746926>Mr. and Mrs. Cake are very busy tending to the kids>you walk over and hand them a brand new bread making machine>They just emptily stare at you
>>3746985Yes please
http://www.livestream.com/dooksGravity Falls is go!
>>3746894pony plsplsI didn't ask for your life story
>>3746949FARTS!
>>3746949fromage
>>3746985unf
>how to add music to ipod without itunes>first, enable your ipod to be an external harddrive>using itunescome the fuck on
>Paramedic thread on /co/At least the new GF will cheer me up
>>3746974that wouldn't have stopped us posting his shit tho
>>3746997the fuck is this
>>3746971>Not eating an entire tri tip round roast.You must hate America.
>>3747010>tfw gf
>>3746975Would you fondle Mac's heavy apples after a long day of work?
I am downloading Down Periscope. If I stram will you watch?
>>3746959I..I think I need to start making homemade bread again.
>>3747018I didn't ask for a fluttershy picture eitherget me a better winged horse
>>3747038It has no bones to speak of. Ross attempting to flash?
>>3747019unf
>>3747051>not Fifth Element>not Pootie Tangnope
>>3747057Let's bake bread together, anonI'll bring the ingredients
>>3746888>11/138 MBSOON.
>>3747046That depends. Are they nice and sweaty? Do they sag low from their heft? Are they musky?
>>3747042I live in Texas, so it is a minor act of willpower to avoid eating barbecue every day.
>>3747019
>>3747103Those itty bitty tails
>Dash gets friendzoned by Applejack yet again
Dipity is best ship.
>>3747058Get taste and maybe I would.
>>3747080Oh goshI hope you have strong arms, anon. I might need help kneading all that dough
>>3747101>eating shit-tier texas bbq
>>3747135>implying best ship isn't Hank/Dipper
>>3747131Dash has it rough
>>3746971This, an average diet should never be more than 10% meat.
>>3747101>tfw nothing pleases you more than a big bowl of carne guisada sold by an elderly mexican woman that everyone knows as Mimi who cooks and sells food from inside her own house on the south side of San Antonio
>>3747144You have no taste. Please reflect on this.
Well if that's all the ponies to give presents to, here's your cap good sirs.
>>3747158>This, an average diet should never be more than 100% dicks.fixed that for you
>>3747090Yes to all.
>>3746997I don't think Acid would let anyone who dances that badly into her club.She has standards dammit.
>>3747073>not liking down periscope.What is wrong with you. Though you do have good taste in movies.
>>3747161Yeah but then I'd have to go to San Antonio.And as much as I like south Texas and prefer it to everything north of, say, Waco, I try to avoid going to San Antonio.
>>3747135>Dipity
>>3747177You are relentlessAt least I have something to REPORT
>>3747162KC>TX
>>3747151>Not Hank/Skinny P with Hank as the bottom
>>3747174Then of course I wouldn't fondle them. I'd press my face against them and lap hungrily.
>>3747183>San Antonio
>>3747193>Kansas City>barbecueThanks, anon, I really needed the laugh.
>>3746971>>3746851>>3746894>>3746945>>3747158>>3747172Let's not have this argument, please. Let's be chill and talk about pony.
>>3747201Oh shit that reminds me that I need to download all the new season's episodes. I've only seen the first one so far.
>>3747161>south side of San AntonioI should go visit her then. I could go for a bowl of that sometime.
>>3747155it is sad
>>3747213Nobody was arguing, Anonymous. Everyone agreed that eating a lot of meat isn't good for you.
>>3747183I live hereand my only forms of transportation are a shitty bike and an ancient vespa
>>3747237Ouch.As much as I don't like going to SA, I like going there for basketball games because Spurs/Rockets tickets are cheaper than Toyota Center tickets, usually.
>>3746386http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DtlO0pDBq7
>>3747003>"If you could lift your arms up for a moment...">He wraps the string around your back, and then over your breasts. Then, he stops and asks,>"I can't get a proper measurement with these... 'under' garments that you have. If you haven't noticed, we don't have those around here, so I'm not sure how to properly take them into, uh, account.">Yes, you very well had noticed that ponies don't wear underwear. A good amount of your day is spent looking at pony butts strutting around town. They have pants and shirts, how did no one ever think of panties?>At any rate, you reach behind your back and unfasten your bra-strap, then slide if off around your arms and toss it on the ground. Then, pull your panties down and set them onto your pile of discarded clothes.>You notice that his eyes, which are now about the size of dinner plates, are focused intently on your boobs.>"Those are simply marvelous. Ponies don't have anything so wonderful and round. This opens up so many design opportunities for me. Curves are so in this season.">Seconds seem like days as this little white pony eyes your naked body from all angles, looking up and down, following your curves from head to toe.>"So... my measurements...">It's as if he'd forgotten why you were here. He grabs his string again.>"Oh, right. Now, where was I...">He wraps the string around your bare breasts again, unexpectedly twanging the string on one of your nipples in the process, which generates a small shiver from you.>"I'm sorry, did that hurt you. I'm dreadfully sorry if I...">You cut him off.>"No, they're just... a little sensitive, is all"
is that toot anon who wanted the Red pic still here
>>3747264yes
>>3747212Wait... Kansas City HAS "their own" barbecue?The only four styles I know are Memphis Pit Barbecue, Texas, The Carolinas and whatever the hell Famous Dave's thinks it is.
>>3747272i tried
That's it. I'm calling it. Gravity Falls is the new Simpsons.Except it'll only be around for three seasons or something so it better stay transcendent.
>>3746944Fuck yeah! Fios master race.
>bbq>Not based huli huli chicken
>>3747295daw it's lovely
>>3747292Yeah, KC has its own barbecue, but it's like all the other midwestern "barbecues" out there -- meat slathered in sticky-sweet sauces and cooked beyond recognition.
>>3747206>you will never pop one of his nuts into your mouth and suck on it
>>3747295And then spaghetti everywhere.
>>3747292It's effectively Carolina
>>3747295Haha, that's cute. Thanks for drawing it.
>>374725710/10 would listen again
>>3747321Carolina barbeque is best barbeque
>>3747310>discussion about cutting too much meat from diet>Texasanons think they have the "unhealthy local food" prize taken>Hawaiianon comes from behind to steal first place
>>3747337thats not fair they always beef it
im garbage at tribes
>>3747310Hawaii pls gibbie food I miss it so much
>>3747337What about people who live in the possibly self-proclaimed Ham capitol of the world?
>>3747319Of course, that's just silly. They're far too large to fit.
>>3747090Do his balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?Could you tie them in a knot? Could you tie them in a bow?
>>3747312>>3747326thanks, I'm never quite sure how to 'draw' a fart though s:
>>3747353Donkeys cant ski very well.
>>3747319>Pop a nut>Reminded of testicular torsion
>>3747359You know, I'm eating spicy ahi on rice. Right now. As I'm typing this. I bet you want some.
>>3747364Well Hawaii eats more spam than anyone except either the Philippines or Portugal, cant remember which.
RIP in piece tyrone
>>3747382from last thread>I'll donate as well if you make a sequel to the sequel where she toots on fluttershyrelated to the fluttershy series your making
>>3747398>>3747373You people are trying to kill me
What happened to the remaining 2 Dipper clones that stole the bike?
>>3747436>RIP in piece Paper Jam Dipper
>>3747353>>3747383What is a goat's favorite thing to play on at the play ground?The See Hawww!
>>3747295GOOD JORB!
>>3747436I want Tyrone to stay.
>>3747321>Famous Dave'sThat's what happens when a Minnesotan thinks he can make his own style of barbecue.
>>3747429Guam fucking loves the shit out of Spam.
>tfw milk costs twice as much in Hawaii than back home
choose 5
>>3747460>goatyou mean donkey, right?
>You will never be number 7
>>3747479FUCK
>>3747448They must have come back, they were all there for the fight, and Whatshisname was back for the end of the partyThey probably just ditched his bike on the side of the road and ran back once they had distracted him long enough
>>3747483>you will never check my 7
>>3747478I only need one.
>>3747310>Google itFuck I want it.It's like rotisserie chicken jacked up a few notches.
guys i want to buy a machave i fallen into the hipster culture
>>3747452>RIP in piece Don Van Vliet
>>3747483>you will never be paper jam
>>3747478>that little piercinghehgross
>>3747373Are they platinum? Are they gold?Can you throw them o'er ya shoulder? If ya hot, they make ya cold?
>paper jam dipper says: auughwxqhgadsaduh
>>3747505but why
>>3747438oh okay, sureI will add it to my list
>>3747478Fluttershy seems the most...used.
>>3747512His life was just suffering.
>>3747365>you will never lovingly run your tongue all over Big Mac's swollen testes>you will never taste his musky ballsweat as you work to clean those heavy orbs>you will never sit back, his balls glistening with your saliva and his massive horsecock erect and slapping his belly
>>3747373>Tying your balls in a knotAND WE'RE BACK TO TESTICULAR TORSION
>>3747494Probably.What were the clones that left? I didn't notice.
>>3747469If you could even call that shit barbecue.
Thank you guys for dropping by to the GF stream!The secret code was: Paper Jam Dipper Says: "Auughwxqhgadsaduh!"And since some peeps missed it, re-streaming it right now!http://www.livestream.com/dooks
>>3747528I think it would have been 3&4, maybe 4&5 if Paper Jam got a number
>>3747524As is mine.But water cannot take my suffering away.
>>3747553sulfuric acid can
>>3747478Fetish stuff aside, it would probably be really cute watching the mane 6 drink from a trouth
>>3747429A friend of mine in Hawaii took me around while I was there.Apparently local people treat 7-11 like a restaurant, and go there to buy rice and fried spam wrapped in seaweed. You people.
>>3747578Spam musubi is delicious
>>3747505It's fine as long as you run arch linux on it.
>>3747553try alchohol!
>Tyrone knew that soda would kill him.>He died so his legacy could live on.
>>3747460Ehhhh.
>>3747565Do you think it hurt that much for them?
where my >feelsmiths at
>>3747166Thanks
>>3747438>>3747521Shit, I'll donate again if you do that
>Hawaiihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UjY_27HlXw
>>3747605they didnt seem to be in pain, just melting
>>3747605probably not, tyrone didnt sound like he was in pain
>>3747605They had a sinking feeling.
>>3747526That sounds like the most horrifying experience ever.Women, childbirth ain't got shit on that.
>>3747608lurking. waiting. drinking.
>>3747553Yes it can.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6I4KvITlPE
>>3747605It doesnt hurt to just die anonIt comes as easy and natural as eating, sleeping or making love. Just another part of life
>>37476512deep4me
>>3747608We never leave.We just sit, and wait.
>>3747545And I just woke up! What a nice way to start the day!
>>3747534>tfw grew up in Midwest>Dave's was the only barbecue joint around - pushing all the other places out of business>Move to MemphisI'm never fucking going back to that. NEVER.Shit, Corky's might be nothing compared to the mom-and-pop barbecue joints down here, but it's still a shitload better than what I left behind.
Why aren't you contributing to your island?http://www3.indiegogo.com/Equestria?c=home
>>3747478>Rarity with only one genital piercingbullshit
Alpha as fuck
where can i find the new gf episode
>>3747633>You will never hear and feel the snapping of your ligaments as the power drill tears your testicles out of your body.
>>3747677In my butt, care to fall in there?
>>3747677here>>3747545
>>3747651Shitting is a natural part of life, too, SB, but if I don't drink enough water or if I eat bad things it's going to hurt regardless of how natural it is.
>>3747677>>3746758
>>3747677Look up.
>>3747672>http://www3.indiegogo.com/Equestria?c=homeAREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME
>>3747671>Overpriced as fuck terrible barbecue.>"BUY MY FAMOUS DAVES FOOD BECAUSE YOU FUCKS CANNOT GET ANYTHING ELSE!"I hate that fucker.
>>3747677http://www.mediafire.com/?0hm55753zqseq2b
>>3747673Is she dancing to her theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>3747685I'm sorry, how did I get into this situation again? I don't see this ever happening to me.
>>3747696True, and if you gt hit by a bus and bleed out on the road side it will hurt like nothing else. It all comes down to the circumstances. If you drank more water shitting would hurt so bad and if you looked both ways dieing wouldnt either
>>3747725>not "Invisible Touch"
>>3747732You were too randy and your owner needs to calm you down.
>>3747478What is with this bullshit with Rarity having a piercing?
>>3747672>>3747715OLDFUCKINGNEWS
>>3747717But...but I love Famous Dave's food.Devils spit on fries it fucking delicious, along with some drunkin apples and a slab of ribs.Fuck I'm hungry now.
>>3747725>httpsWhy.
>>3747770>Not putting Wilbers Revenge on everything.Pathetic wimp.
>>3747754>Invisible Touch>Touch>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYRxf13tIg
>>3747772well at least you won't be prone to man in the middle attacks
>>3747764Not to me
>>3747770>But...but I love Famous Dave's food.pleb midwestern scum detected
>>3747758>ownerI would sooner die.
>>3747617What the fuck am I watching?
>>3747811I'm actually northern.
>>3747822>tfw Tex is ded
Doubles get's a very short greentext about their choice pony and situation. Go!
>>3747842Well at least you have some redeeming qualities then.
>>3747860pinkie pie gets pregnant
>>3747860Derpy having a lightsaber fight with Thunderlane
>>3747860ApplejackBathing.
>>3747860Right a real story using a real prose format about Mr. Cakes getting Pinkie Pie pregnant
Look guys, if you want BBQ right, learn to do it yourself. The key is low heat over a long period with a dry rub or mop of your choise. Some cheap charcoal or wood on a rack in your backyard can do the trick easy peasy
>>3747860Meta greentext about greentexting
>>3747860Colgate, out for icecream.
>>3747860Twilight trying to draw but getting very frustrated
>>3747860Twilight mindbreak
>>3747860Derpy and Dinky have a family argument.
>>3747617Uh. What.
>>3747860choice pony is dippersituation is him getting back at the douche who took wendy using the copier
>>3747860massaging Rainbow Dash's hooves
>>3747860Fluttershy wing massage farts
>>3747835Hawaii
>>3747860TwilightParkour
>>3747797>Touchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>3747878>7878WE HAVE A WINNER
>>3747860spaghetti
>>3747884>rightI do this all the time.It's, like, the worst thing to fuck up when talking about "righting".
>>3747858Wow really? That was fast.
>>3747860Rarity farting
>>3747521Since everyone seems to be posting their own ways for Red to torture fluttershy, why not draw one with chubby pinkie pie and Red squish fluttershy in between their chubby bellies?
>>3747891>>3747860this one
>>3747860Princess CelestiaForced feeding/inflation
>>3747860Sheep shearing day.
>>3747860Fluttershy vore
>>3747860>tfw it reminded me of Kloudmutt
>>3747759Pierced pones are best pones
>>3747860GG sexing Ross
>>3747860>all these respond Twilight and a book.
>>3747860Anon trying to work up the nerve to ask TeenDiamondTiara out to the senior prom.
>>3747860Twilight and mind control
>>3747921reroll
>>3747930>>3747860Rerolling
>>3747933Well that took quite a bit, ok
>>3747933you are lamestyou didnt even name a horse
>>3747937>GG and Ross are secret sexters and MLPG is just a game to them
>>3747944Aw yeah
>>3747860Rarity domming Celestia
>>3747951>7878 doesnt countO-ok...;_;
>>3747675HIM AGAIN
>>3747933Fucking lame.No pony named or anything.BOO
>>3747957Who else has sheep? Honestly?
>>3747944I'm very okay with this.
>>3747923I like this idea a lot, so suretorture fluttershy hour>>3747614you guys are so nice wehthank you
>>3747933Here we go.
>>3747965>Implying that´s doubles
>>3747976Yeah we know. But fuck that. I demand a reroll.
>>3747967>>3747957eh, you're right. not very ponylet's go with>>3747944
>>3747936How does that piercing even workand why does genital piercing suddenly give me a boner
>>3747933DING DING! WE GOT US A WINNER!Pity it isn't pony.
>>3747940Reroll I don't give a fuck.
>>3747998so close
are there nice things left
>>3747990Pissant.But do what you will.
>>3747990aw yiss!
>>3747933>Little lamb gets sheered>Has to go to school the next day>All the pretty ponies make fun of her for being naked
>>3747998Looks like he already settled on a different one.I can take a swing at that one latter if you like.
>>3748007Nanaki pls get fucked
>>3747860Sex with Bon Bon. Anon pulls some surprise anal. She's mad as all hell.
>>3748020No one wants to read your bullshit go fuck a cactus.
>>3747990>I don't like it even if it won.>We should do the reroll shit because it has some fetishes in it.
>>3747933Its nice that this one won. Some of the other are just horrible.
>>3747990YisssssStuff her pretty little face with cake
>>3748007yeahstop getting mad about furfags being furfagsthanks for the picture
>>3748040They liked the Rainbow Dash feel/quest I did about a week ago. The two or three people that participated that is.
>>3748020Nathan has extensive experience working up courage to ask underage girls out.
>>3747990Great, the shitty fetishes get it.Whatever.
>>3748062Yeah, he got to practice on his slut of a sister when they were growing up.
>>3748020Sure go ahead.
>>3748041IncorrectI "didn't" like it because it wasn't pony.My post only required a pony and a situation. Please do read. Incoming Celestia and ... some sort of inflation.
>Wendy is 15WELP
>>3748016No.WRITE ABOUT MY FETISH STUFFING CELSTIA WITH CAKE.STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>3748007Princess Cadance is fairly untouched.
>>3748062DId you even read the post?SENIOR prom. DT would be 18
>>3748058Do you take a particular joy is doing nice things, then later revealing that you are Nathan and, aha, someone liked something by Nathan? A kind of "take that" thing?You do it a lot.
>>3748085Some of her friends had tattoos.I guess the parents in Gravity Falls are just really permissive.
>>3748083I don't know whats worse, the fact that you are doing it or the fact that you accepted a /b/ reroll.
>getting upset over fanfiction
Yes, this pleases anon.
>>3748106Its the north west, what do you expect
>>3748111>caring
>>3748083Who's the only pony who canonically has sheep, and would thus have to shear them?I'm just giving you a hard time, I never expected that to get picked anyway because we're shifting into fetish-time, apparently.
>>3748102I'm just pointing out that all the hate you guys hold for me is attached to the name.You don't mind or even enjoy my shit so long as I don't reveal myself.
>>3748118fuckI don't like foals. Stop drawing them so hot
>>3748085man I wish I had friends like hers when I was 15jesus, that was my junior year of high schoolI didn't do any of the things I thought I was going to do when I was younger
>>3748118Nice collar, Scoots.
I'm going to bed pretending to cuddle a sleepy Derpy and theres nothing YOU can do about it so THERE
>>3748125My understanding is that the rural parts of Oregon/Washington are pretty conservative.
>>3748102he's a pretty big attention whore, yeah
>>3748134>foalsShe's a filly, anon. Young but ripe for the takin'.
>>3748132>You don't mind or even enjoy my shit so long as I don't reveal myself.Exactly. So stop doing it. Even post facto.
YA MOOKS
>>3748134Use some imagination, buddy.
>>3748148>wanting to cuddle in the summer
>>3748148You won't be able to not imagine her fartingHave fun
>>3748132For what it's worth, Nathan, I still think you're a shit writer, and everything you reveal was "actually ME THE WHOLE TIME PSYCH" is either something I thought was terrible or something I didn't even notice.
>>3748155We also fuck so many horses.I mean they, they fuck so many horses.
>>3748167That's not even that hot.
>>3748132>you only hate me because of the name>only two people liked that thing I worked onSeems pretty clear to me you're shit, even when anonymous
>tfw gf
>>3748163Foal is a general term for a young horse.
>>3748181The cuddling is THAT intense
Mabel does not recognize the gravity of the situation in this episode.
>>3747651>equating making love to the other twowhy is it so hard to even do a first time then? that it takes another person just makes it impossible
Would you snuggle a pone as you play with their genitals?
>>3748190> I still think you're a shit writerNot only this, but he's a shit writer who talks about what he working on yet never finishes a thing.He's still desperately trying to cling to relevancy in a group that left him behind long ago.
>>3748155The north west is just crazyThere's a reason all the town are hidden in the forrests
>>3748166LOL VIOLENCE GETTING HIT IN THE BALLS SO FUNNAY
>>3748213>tfw gf marathon tomorrow.6:30 - 7:00 PM 4chan time!Starting from episode 1.
>>3748102It's like getting Iced with words.
>Internet goes to shit>So slow auto-update doesnt work>Have to manually refresh thread>It takes five minutes to load
>>3748244It can't be that difficult, thousands of generations have done it successfully.
>>3748093
>>3748075>sageing a thread that's past the bump limityou so mad
>>3748155it can get very conservative. There are also some pretty chill small towns.
>>3748266No one is touching her
Where are the cute ponies.Where are the cute stories.
>>3748251Inspiration is dead. Kind of hard to keep the drive up if all the response you get is "Fuck off" and "It's shit."I don't know how all the other contributors here do it.
>>3748241But she does recognize how Dipper falls in love with Wendy
>>3748093>>3748288Have you not see Tiarawhy's flash of Candyass?
>>3748266I like that tongue
>>3748250yesI had a dream where I watched television and rested a stallion in my lap and cupped and played with his balls as he shivered and sighed
>>3748252>The north west is just crazy
>>3748287There is a very clear distinction in Oregon at least between the liberal Willamette Valley and Oregon Coast and everything east of the Cascades which is mostly conservative.
>>3748085I know mang
>>3748181>not turning the AC up so much that it's chilly and cuddling is the most fun way to stay warmIt's like you don't even know what you're doing.
>>3748191like what you see, girls?
>>3748257oh boynow I can finally catch up with the episodes I haven't been able to watch because I can't install MPC or VLC on this shit PC
guys, we're at like 1200 postslet's just kill this horse
>>3748298well we don't usually blame other people for our inability to contributeAlso, we're not fuck ups like you. Really, you're not a contributor. Who have no talent. You just want to be a contributor. You're a fucking poser. Always have been.
>>3748340no
>>3748250
>>3748297oh mylook how small she isshe's just an itty bitty tiny pony
>>3748332It's 89 degrees at night here.Do you know how much electricity it takes just to get my room to a reasonably comfortable temperature?
>>3748288technicalities
>>3748332>turning the AC up>during the summer>everex-texasfag here, AC is set to 80 degrees at all times during the summer to save money
>>3748367an itty bitty tiny tooty pony
Why can't I have a little ScootalooI just want to play with her little hoofsies
>>3748367Scootaloo is a great cocksock
>>3748340We are waiting for the dude to write his greentext thing.THEN we kill the horse.
>>3748257W-wait... How can you have a marathon that's only a half hour long?
>>3748360>You're not a contributor.Just because you don't like what he's contributed does not make him a non-contributor.Ross and Sentinal are contributors too, every bit as much as GG and TAW
>>3748360>Really, you're not a contributor. Who have no talent.You don't really need to be that talented to be a contributor.But you DO need to contribute.That said, Nathan, how about you drop the fucking name and start writing. Most people hate you, not your work.OH WAIT A SECOND YOU ALREADY DID THAT WITH PAGEMASTER BEFORE YOU FELT THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO GO "MWHAHAH IT WAS NATHAN THE ENTIRE TIME YOU FOOLS" NEVERMIND
>>3748257>half hour marathon
>>3748371>It's 89 degrees at night here.Casualthe temp doesnt change here between night and day at all. Not to mention the humidity.And i would still cuddle the warmest, most hot bodied pony there is
>>3748400No I mean, it's probably gonna start between those hours, because I'm gonna do stuff in the afternoon.
Fillies and colts are not meant for sex.What is wrong with you people.
>>3748408I did that because it was going to come out in the pre-reader bio post anyway. Wasn't any point in hiding it any longer.
>>3748428I would breed with those bunnies.
>>3747933>>3748016We've got a compilation of some posts about the Deer... can we get one going for the Sheep?
>>3748408>Nathan.>NOT trying to get attention.Glad you noticed.
>>3748428If they're not made for sex then why are they so fuckable
>>3747944can you do that? Can you roll... and then roll again?!
>>3748394I want to pet let little wings and then tuck her into bed even thoug hshe says shes not sleepy
How is she so perfect, /co/?Seriously she's really cute with the bow.
Would you a pone if they had the same powers and abilites as Clayface from Batman: The Animated Series?
>>3748428i would a sweetie nonsexually
>>3748462What's the story with the forks?
>>3748433No you did it because you have a compulsion to wallow in attention and you were scared that the attention was going to go to a name that wasn't you own.So you jumped in and flailed your name around screaming and making animal noises so THE WORLD WOULD KNOW that Nathan did it.
>>3748456You're just imagining them as fuckable.You're a fillyphile.
>>3748487Augmentation
>>3748487human improvement
>>3748487She's really into mad augs, bro.
>>3748487Her hands are augmented.
>>3748481Wouldn't they just be a changeling? Only a bit more... malleable?
>>3748481>Her true form is kinda lumpy and monstrous>She keeps changing into all sorts of cute looking ponies>You tell her to stop>"She fine just the way she is."
>>3748487H+
>>3748488Now, you see what you are doing now is projecting.And that makes you an ass.
>>3748487Augmented fingers
>>3748462Fucking augs trying to corrupt our children
>>3748408To be fair, he only admitted he was Nathan after people identified him as Nathan based on his shitposting. In fact, he tried that several times over the course of a few weeks, and everybody was able to tell it was Nathan.People don't hate the name Nathan, people hate the person behind it. The little faggot just can't figure that out.
>>3748487Augment. She thinks it forward of humanity. NOt even lying.
>>3748462>Gravity Falls CMC.
As requested
>>3748487
>>3748433That's a straight up lie.
>>3748433>it was going to come out in the pre-reader bio post...It didn't have to come out at all unless you WANTED it to.Saying "I revealed it in situation a only because I revealed it in situation b prior" isn't an excuse. You're a fucking attention whore who still sees the name Nathan as redeemable if only you make us swallow enough pills before revealing who made those pills. You're an idiot and an attention whore.
>>3748447Well, we don't talk much about the Sheep.
>>3748534>>3748526>>3748524>>3748522>>3748514>>3748511>>3748509>>3748508
>>3748538Bahahaha
>>3747930>>3747944>you arrive at Celestia's palace upon invitation, though it seems empty save a few guards>confused, they direct you to her chambers>you enter her room and it becomes very obvious what she wants as she's already presenting herself to you>Your body reacts before your head can think as you step forward and disrobe>Celestia shouts tauntingly as your grab her haunches and plunge straight into her>skipping the messy details, you finish for the first time inside the sun princess>unfortunately for her, you're not done yet>you remain latched onto her sides and thrusting, still going, as her belly grows larger and larger
>>3748538Needs a version with each Anon's favourite pony on their hat.
>>3748523No, that's pretty much what happened.Nathan really does seek out personal attention. That's why he posts pics of himself everywhere. It's not even like a "I want to be recognized for my work" thing, which would be perfectly acceptable. It's just "I want to be e-famous no matter what." Why else would he post pictures of himself? Why else would he pull this shit constantly?
>>3748536So who's who then?
>>3748557We can change that.We can change it right now.
>>3748538Don't they have a GFG you could be posting that in?
>>3748538Ever notice how when ever Dipper fights, he slaps like a little girl?
>>3748576In your butt faggot.
>>3748576No
>>3748523No, because unlike him I can write.
>>3748573Mabel == SweetieFattie == ABForks == Scootaloo
>>3748538Oh christI haven't seen the episodes leading up to that since my PC broke on the 12th last month and I feel spoil't now ;_;
>>3748551But I was in a corner.Both "Nathan" and "Pagemaster" had copped to being pre-readers. When the bio post went up, if one of those names was not there than the situation would be suspect and it would all come out anyway.So I manned the fuck up and came out with it before the post went up. Didn't seem to make much of a difference.
>>3748581When you slap a man, you allow him to keep his dignity. It is a sign of respect.
>>3748581Maybe it's a hint.
>>3748605gfg pls go
>>3748538>dat Indian rug burnOuch
>>3748576He's posting it here since someone in our stream of the episode requested it.
>>3748594>Scootaloo voiced by BMOMy heart
>>3748572I posted all those pictures because you guys ate them up.You seemed to enjoy it when I made an ass out of myself.
>>3748594So Sweetie is a slut?
>>3748557Sheep thread is best thread
>>3748594Mabel == ABFattie == ScootalooForks == SweetieFix'd
>>3748624HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>3748538>>3748462This show looks like shit.
>>3748627Guess it runs in the family.
>>3748575What're the sheep like? Welsh?
>>3748627She takes after her sister, after all.
>>3748571this pls.
>>3748641it has the best intro of all time
>>3748624you idiot
>>3748641Well you're wrong.
>>3748627They're all sluts.And they haven't even gone into heat yet.
>>3748624>I'm a camwhore because you love methis is the true face of autism
>>3748567unf
>>3748641>you
>>3748636Why the fuck do you think I started that Tumblr with Jesus and those Nathan comics?
>>3748641Your shit looks like show!
>>3748557We should talk about goats instead
>>3748660GF>MLP intro.
>>3748644New Zealanders
Would you chub up you favorite pony?
Be honest, how many of you would augment yourselves if you had the chance.
>>3748624You sound really autistic right now.
>>3748686Fuck yes I would
>>3748679I can agree with this.
>>3748624So you admit that you're just a clown for us, and that's what you want.Congrats, Nathan, you're an attention whore by any means necessary.
>>3748673HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAOH MY GOD
>that feel when listening to music on shuffle>that feel when the intro theme to the original Power Rangers comes on>that feel when electric guitarWhich pone would love to watch Power Rangers?
>>3748693Well, I kind of am so... yeah. Makes sense.
>>3748683Oh god, I just thought of something.>Ponies first encounter with Kangaroos>tfw visiting their homeland
>>3748689As long as I maintained some semblance of normalcy with my hands, then why not?
>>3748641It is. People are just desperate to find a children's cartoon other than MLP to watch.
>>3748686To be perfectly honest, she probably wouldnt need my help.I just dont know where Pinkie puts it all....
>>3748689If I could put my brain in a robot body, and not lose my soul in transition, I would.Assuming of course the body was not only built to last, but retained all of my other senses.
>>3748703Scootaloo
>>3748679i agree completely
>>3748624>I am an attention whore because you guys made me do it.>You guys loved it, don't lie.>Don't hit on me, silly boys.
>>3748679I think it's an all-around better show.There's just less to talk about.
>>3748703Rainbow Dash and PInkie PIe
>>3748700Thought playing into the joke would help it die down.Made a bad call.
>>3748689I might, depends on what the downsides are.
>>3748689Depends on the augment and if its want vs need
>>3748557
>>3748714> and not lose my soul in transitionwhwhat
>>3748644>>3748683We've more or less decided they were Norse.
>>3748718btw i'm a girl ;)
>>3748689I definitely would.
>>3748631It can't be bleat.
>>3748725>Thought playing into the joke would help it die down.What the actual fuck.
>>3748567I guess I should have gone with the sheep...
>>3748631>mfw I went to bed just before >>1369929I would kill a man to be transported back to April 1stI was happy all the time in MLPG
>Fluffy pony drowns
>>3748706It actually is a snuff episode. All the cast are killed by an enormous spider
>>3748301Tiarawhy is the Cadance of drawfags
>>3748749Cut that out, ewe.
>>3748679Maybe, the Italian version gives it a run for its money
>>3748737>sentenal
>>3748725I like when you gave that oregan newspaper an interview you said that you were just trying to keep them from interviewing one of the worse members of your meet-ups.And they still made you a joke.I think you literally have a mental disorder.
>>3748673Because you're a sucker, and you don't realize when you're being made fun of.
>>3748689Yes
>>3748703Dash
>>3748725Nathan, you're a fucking idiot. An idiot who desperately wants our praise and attention. And an idiot with a pretend-sister who is a total slut.
>>3748757Too late now dipshit.Congrats.
>>3748737That feel when you loose some crucial part of your humanity when your conscious self is separated from your feeling body. To be a 5 pound mass of tissue and protein, swimming in a fish bowl, inserted into an unfeeling, unyielding metal shell
>>3748769>we will never have an italian style opening for S3I don't care if it's anime as fuck, it's still glorious.
>>3748737Well, here's the thing. In transition, there would be a period of "death" as the mind shifts containers. Whether or not you'd stay dead, because the "soul" has left your brain, would be entirely up to chance unless they could just directly download it into some kind of matrix.But even then, would you still be "you?"
>>3748689Alright, lets get a little more specific. What kind of augmentations would you get? No ability to put your brain in a robot.This is augmenting your biological body with synthetic components were talking about here.Like pic related.
>>3748756>look at me guys!>I'm in on the joke too!>hahahaha!>you're laughing with me, not at me!>do you like me now?
>>3748737Would calling it "personal identity" make you feel better, anonymous?
>>3748779H-hey...if I get in on the joke...it means they're laughing with me, not at me...yeah...
Goodnight MLPG
>>3748767who do I get to be
>>3748801i would get a dick augmentationso i can fap more often
So Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon both have cutie marks of their names.Did their parents hold off on naming them until they had cutie marks or is there a correlation between the names of ponies and their cutie marks?
>>3748716>watching the latest episode with Scoots>she cheers the rangers on and boos at Rita>afterwards she runs off and comes back wearing a plastic ranger helmet>you play Power Rangers for the rest of the day, beating up invisble putties
>>3748775It's like you don't even remember the article. I got like a paragraph. Maybe two.http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2011/09/seriously_my_little_pony_grown.htmlAlso, it's a syndrome not a disorder.
>>3748811lol >>3748804
>>3748805No, because what the fuck is that and how exactly would you lose it?
>>3748689I'd replace my legs so I could run faster and longer, provided I could still get runner's high off of themAnd aug eyes too, assuming the wetware had a HUD of some kind and display porn discreetly.Oh, and aug ears that can play music
>>3748819Pony names are a little prophetic about what their mark will be.
>>3748819>this again
Alright, I'm about to stream Down Periscope. First thing I've done for the general in almost a year.livestream.com/brokestreamsStarting in five minutes.
>>3748820i need more of this
>>3748819>its a cartoon show.jpg
>>3748817What a waste of money.
>>3748801Probably my arms. It'd be nice to be strong without putting in any effort.
>>3748813Good night Rainbow Dash. You will always be my first
>tfw every time you start to think Nathan might not be such a bad person he goes into a massive shitposting spergfest and you hate him more than ever
>>3748804well you can't claim to not like himyou cannot dislike something that genuinely entertains you, defies logic
>>3748824Or at least it is until the DSM V relabels it I should say.
>>3748819Equestria has reverse causality. The cutiemarks caused their names
>>3748824>It's like you don't even remember the article. I got like a paragraph. Maybe two.It wasn't the article itself.It was your attitude surrounding it. You made yourself out to be some kind of guiding force on the mlp community and it was up to YOU and only YOU to make us look normal and sane to the outside world. >syndromejust....just shut the fuck up before you embarrass yourself
>>3748815You can be the Shinning Armor of drawfags.
>>3748820>"We need the Megazord, now!">she hops up on your shoulders
>>3748877>just....just shut the fuck up before you embarrass yourself>>3748864woop, nevermind
>>3748801Assuming nothing goes horribly, horribly wrong? My ears.
>>3748567>>3748757Are you continuing this?
>>3748856o-oh gosh.
>>3748824They dunked you so hard it's not even funny.
>yfw
>>3748800the concept of "you" doesn't existthink of a teleportation machine vs a machine that clones you and then completely removes youit should be the same exact thing
>>3748801Neural interface to the internet. I can stop dicking around with this computer
>>3748800So you think you can tell?
>>3748903>>3748820
>>3748828The soul is not only what makes you "you," but also the drive behind your fleshy machinery. The higher processes of your mind given a name. And you can lose it quite easily. Just look at people in vegetative states. They can be perfectly healthy, but without that "spark," they're nothing but sacks of meat that need life support to remain vital.
>>3748824>don't you remember the article where I got a couple of lines?>I'm sure you must remember it>everybody read it, right?>of course you did
>>3748921
>>3748844Nobody? I guess I'll just shut it down then.
>>3748801Augment my muscles and cardiopulmonary system
>>3748923this is why I'll never use a teleportation machine
>>3748828It's whatever makes you "you." It's what makes you an individual. It's also what allows you to claim that the person you were yesterday is the person you are now.A "soul" solves a lot of those problems (but brings with it a host of new ones, depending on what "soul" means, of course), but there are other ways around it.Anyways, the point is that downloading your brain into a robot might not "actually" be you. That depends entirely on how personal identity is handled.There's really no right answer to that. It's a difficult philosophical problem that deals with the fundamental aspects of metaphysics, and since philosophers can't agree on those fundamental aspects, it should be unsurprising that they can't agree on some slightly less-basic issues like personal identity.
>>3748877He embarrassed himself when he walked in the general thinking he would be showered with lavish praise.
When you are ready, of course:>>3748928>>3748928>>3748928
We need caps of pones getting Christmas gifts, that short Celestia .grntxt and R63 Rarity. Can someone do it?
>>3748952You are a fucking retard nathan.
>>3748914Na I'm going to bed sorry, maybe another night
>>3748954>if only I spam my retarded stories, people will talk about them!
0: Luna1: Celestia2: Caramel3: Rarity4: Junebug5: Cheerilee6: Lyra7: Bonbon8: Mayor9: BraeburnDubs: Lord Donut Steel
>>3748921Which one finds Fluttershy first?
>>3748982G'night anon
>>3749006Good roll, anon
>>3749006nice brorolling
>>3748977>nathanWhat in the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
nathan put your fucking trip back on, i have you filtered for a reason
>>3749006CARAMEL ISN'T GAY!!!!!!!
>>3748982>Doesn't finish it.You are the Ross of writing.
>>3749006Eh, I'll roll too.
>>3749040As of new horse, I'm going anon forever. Or at least trying to.
>>3748944You know what that reminds me of?
>>3749032fuck yes
>>3749067i fucking hate you
>>3749006r-r-rollin
>>3749054He's still perfectly huggable.
>>3749067AHAHAHAHHAHAHERE COMES ANOTHER SENTENAL "HEY IMMA GO ANON BUT REVEAL WHO I AM EVERY OTHER POST", GUYS
>>3749006may as well roll
>>3749054>implyingWind Whistler was just him experimenting.
>>3749093HAHA YES
>>3749054>Implying it wasn't a Trap.
>>3749076Post the one panel with Lee talking about May.You know the one.
>>3749134liking a trap isn't gay, anon
>>3749174>Still abiding by any idea of sexuality
>>3749006Rolling.
>>3749222>transcending sexual orientationmah niggaunless you're just asexual or something. In which case more power to you but I like putting my dick in things
>>3749260Flawless victory.
>>3749263Honestly at this point, the only thing I still see as off limits are kids.
